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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Piet Mondrian
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2023 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
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Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 23, 2023 09:31 AM (G2PK4)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 23, 2023 09:31 AM (Angsy)
Must be very early Mondrian.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 23, 2023 09:32 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 23, 2023 09:32 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: fd at February 23, 2023 09:32 AM (iayUP)
Close up of Schemer's scalp after the hair replacement.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 23, 2023 09:32 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: huerfano at February 23, 2023 09:32 AM (dTFZY)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 23, 2023 09:31 AM (45fpk)
I know, right?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 23, 2023 09:32 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: Skip
...and in the distance a dog barked...
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2023 09:32 AM (Ktdcc)
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 23, 2023 09:33 AM (pzI/F)
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Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 23, 2023 09:34 AM (pzI/F)
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Posted by: Ringo at February 23, 2023 09:35 AM (iayUP)
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 23, 2023 09:35 AM (geLO8)
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Posted by: grammie winger at February 23, 2023 09:35 AM (45fpk)
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Posted by: redridinghood at February 23, 2023 09:36 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: fd at February 23, 2023 09:36 AM (iayUP)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 23, 2023 09:35 AM (NpAcC)
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*gritted teeth*
The Dutch!
Posted by: Nigel Powers at February 23, 2023 09:36 AM (2hlEI)
Posted by: safristi at February 23, 2023 09:36 AM (qktfm)
Posted by: Kris at February 23, 2023 09:36 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2023 09:37 AM (mqu1M)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 23, 2023 09:37 AM (hOUT3)
That's not all that far from the paintings he's famous for.
Such as:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piet_Mondrian#/media/F
ile:Tableau_I,_by_Piet_Mondriaan.jpg
I tend to like a spare approach. And the colors. Would hang.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 23, 2023 09:37 AM (KLPy8)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 23, 2023 09:31 AM (Angsy)
And now I can't unsee that!
Posted by: m at February 23, 2023 09:37 AM (syBNd)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 23, 2023 09:37 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Archer at February 23, 2023 09:37 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 23, 2023 09:37 AM (WAsJj)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2023 09:37 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2023 09:37 AM (sjxgf)
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 23, 2023 09:38 AM (geLO8)
Such as:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piet_Mondrian#/media/F
ile:Tableau_I,_by_Piet_Mondriaan.jpg
I tend to like a spare approach. And the colors. Would hang.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 23, 2023 09:37 AM (KLPy
We like that one!
Posted by: The Partridge Family at February 23, 2023 09:38 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 09:38 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: Piet Mondrian at February 23, 2023 09:38 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 23, 2023 09:38 AM (oQZym)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 23, 2023 09:39 AM (fs1hN)
In space, no one can hear you scream.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2023 09:39 AM (mqu1M)
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 23, 2023 09:39 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: fd at February 23, 2023 09:39 AM (iayUP)
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2023 09:39 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 23, 2023 09:39 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 09:40 AM (lf83v)
Such as:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piet_Mondrian#/media/F
ile:Tableau_I,_by_Piet_Mondriaan.jpg
I tend to like a spare approach. And the colors. Would hang.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 23, 2023 09:37 AM (KLPy
We like that one!
Posted by: The Partridge Family at February 23, 2023 09:38 AM (Angsy)
I wrote about another Mondrian here a while back, similar to this. Maybe CBD has the link?
Posted by: Kris at February 23, 2023 09:40 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 23, 2023 09:40 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Spandau executioners at February 23, 2023 09:41 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: fd at February 23, 2023 09:41 AM (iayUP)
Maybe not snow, but sunlight -- at dawn.
I have pictures from early a.m. dog walks in the woods where there's brightness at that level from the rising sun.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2023 09:41 AM (mqu1M)
Obfuscation - a limerick
The flower salesman Arnold P. Brees
Asked the artist "Paint my shop, pretty please?"
But. wouldn't you just know it
This painting doesn't show it
You can't see the florist for the trees
Posted by: Muldoon at February 23, 2023 09:41 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Kinkade Gallery at February 23, 2023 09:42 AM (wrJpE)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 09:42 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 23, 2023 09:40 AM (nC+QA)
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MatteGPT.
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 23, 2023 09:43 AM (pzI/F)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 23, 2023 09:43 AM (NpAcC)
That's not all that far from the paintings he's famous for.
Such as:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piet_Mondrian#/media/F
ile:Tableau_I,_by_Piet_Mondriaan.jpg
I tend to like a spare approach. And the colors. Would hang.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 23, 2023 09:37 AM (KLPy
The "Wood With Beech Trees" is before his grift period.
Posted by: m at February 23, 2023 09:43 AM (syBNd)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2023 09:43 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Czech Chick at February 23, 2023 09:43 AM (6Tc2R)
Are you needling him about his abilities?
How hardwood it be to paint this yourself?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2023 09:43 AM (mqu1M)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2023 09:43 AM (a3Q+t)
*******
Do you think he should stick to this style?
...or branch out?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 23, 2023 09:43 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 23, 2023 09:31 AM (45fpk)
And purple...like Clemson.
Posted by: BignJames at February 23, 2023 09:44 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Spandau executioners at February 23, 2023 09:41 AM (qoGsy)
yikes
Posted by: m at February 23, 2023 09:45 AM (syBNd)
Posted by: Eromero at February 23, 2023 09:45 AM (0G42s)
How hardwood it be to paint this yourself?
Posted by: Lizzy
*******
I agree, he's knot very good. Maybe he was trunk, or hung over.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 23, 2023 09:45 AM (ykeLU)
I remember the Malevich...I don't remember a Mondrian!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 23, 2023 09:46 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: FJB! at February 23, 2023 09:46 AM (wrJpE)
The word "beech" always makes me think of the Wrigley competitor Beech-Nut, who offered chewing gum in the '60s. Now, I think, they have only chewing tobacco.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2023 09:46 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: fd at February 23, 2023 09:39 AM (iayUP)
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Beech Blanket Babylon.
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 23, 2023 09:47 AM (pzI/F)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Big League Chew perhaps?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2023 09:47 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 09:47 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2023 09:48 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 23, 2023 09:46 AM (XIJ/X)
Sometime around early October 2019.
Posted by: Kris at February 23, 2023 09:48 AM (OyyDO)
And yet he became such a poplar artist!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2023 09:48 AM (mqu1M)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 23, 2023
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"Wood" is also a synonym for "forest." There's a suburban area of London (UK) called "St. John's Wood."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2023 09:48 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 23, 2023 09:49 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2023 09:48 AM (qoGsy)
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You can tell it's not California by the proper forest management.
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 23, 2023 09:49 AM (pzI/F)
Posted by: Larch at February 23, 2023 09:50 AM (yQpMk)
Go Tigers.
Posted by: Eromero at February 23, 2023 09:50 AM (0G42s)
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2023 09:50 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Big League Chew perhaps?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2023
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Yeah, I think that's theirs. I worked with guys once (in my blue-collar period) who chawed the stuff all the time. Weird-looking, and it stains your teeth.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2023 09:50 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2023 09:50 AM (RHGPo)
Meehan claims a key finding of his investigation is that the “country club” GOP leadership checks the power of the party’s noisy MAGA wing, in part, by keeping an estimated 100 to 200 committee seats empty, of some 600 seats available. Without those seats filled, the required two-thirds quorum can’t be attained, and the by-laws the party has used since 1972 stay in place. The empty positions, Meehan said, are disproportionately located in Falls and Bristol townships.
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2023 09:50 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2023 09:48 AM (J2vNu)
Got some 'St John's wart' in my yard.
Posted by: BignJames at February 23, 2023 09:50 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2023 09:50 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Incredibly mundane?
Outstandingly average?
Exceptionally mediocre?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 23, 2023 09:50 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2023 09:50 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 23, 2023 09:50 AM (U2p+3)
"The WHO, along with our federal health agencies, failed miserably in their response to COVID-19..."
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2023 09:50 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2023 09:50 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 09:42 AM (yQpMk)
Inscribe a circle's how you start,
Said the Rabbi, "No, need to be smart."
Now, a bit of a snip
Mind yourself round the tip
And that's what I call Mohel Art!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 23, 2023 09:50 AM (KLPy8)
Posted by: FJB! at February 23, 2023
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Aren't they also a pale grey color, with occasional dark streaks?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2023 09:51 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2023 09:51 AM (sjxgf)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 23, 2023 09:51 AM (NpAcC)
The word "beech" always makes me think of the Wrigley competitor Beech-Nut, who offered chewing gum in the '60s. Now, I think, they have only chewing tobacco.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2023 09:46 AM (J2vNu)
His style evolved like most other artists. This was also an era where art movements developed fast and faded within a few years. Early Modernists would have had sampled many of the popular styles during their careers before settling on what they were most known for. Picasso was a classicist, then moved into Post-Impressionism and Fauvism, before finally co-founding Cubism.
Posted by: Kris at February 23, 2023 09:51 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2023 09:50 AM (RHGPo)
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Guess how he's planning on delivering the next batch of "vaccines" & "boosters"?
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 23, 2023 09:52 AM (pzI/F)
Posted by: Syracuse at February 23, 2023 09:52 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Kris at February 23, 2023 09:48 AM (OyyDO)
Composition II In Red, Blue And Yellow
https://is.gd/xAMMMH
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 23, 2023 09:52 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: fd
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He's not just a member of the Hair Club for Men™, he's the President!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 23, 2023 09:52 AM (ykeLU)
Said the Rabbi, "No, need to be smart."
Now, a bit of a snip
Mind yourself round the tip
And that's what I call Mohel Art!
Posted by: naturalfake
Oh my! Excellent!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2023 09:53 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
********
Incredibly mundane?
Outstandingly average?
Exceptionally mediocre?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 23, 2023 09:50 AM (ykeLU)
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Radically traditional?
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 23, 2023 09:54 AM (pzI/F)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 23, 2023 09:54 AM (TNyrE)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 23, 2023 09:55 AM (pYac8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2023 09:55 AM (sjxgf)
Posted by: JT at February 23, 2023 09:55 AM (T4tVD)
Said the Rabbi, "No, need to be smart."
Now, a bit of a snip
Mind yourself round the tip
And that's what I call Mohel Art!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 23, 2023 09:50 AM
Muldoon-worthy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2023 09:55 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: JT at February 23, 2023 09:56 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 23, 2023 09:56 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2023 09:56 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2023 09:56 AM (sjxgf)
Posted by: FJB! at February 23, 2023
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Aren't they also a pale grey color, with occasional dark streaks?
Yes, and they're beautiful. I have a bunch in the woods in my backyard. The canopy is very broad, and the leaves turn gold in autumn and are the last to fall.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2023 09:57 AM (eOEVl)
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 23, 2023 09:57 AM (3CCua)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 23, 2023 09:56 AM (XIJ/X)
Needs polishing but almost ready. Should have it to you by tonight.
Posted by: Kris at February 23, 2023 09:57 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Just the punchline at February 23, 2023 09:57 AM (j7Uza)
Posted by: Flyover at February 23, 2023 09:58 AM (Rbu5d)
Yikes! stripes, Fruit Stripe Gum....
Posted by: Kaugummi at February 23, 2023 09:58 AM (wrJpE)
Posted by: The Atlantic deputy editor Paul Bisceglio at February 23, 2023 09:59 AM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 23, 2023 09:59 AM (ifUkZ)
Seriously, I think typical Mondrian would be excellent as a linoleum pattern, or as the Yves Saint Laurent dresses shown in the Wikipedia article, but not as fine art.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 09:59 AM (bW8dp)
But as its borrowers fail to pay up, China is finding that its newfound authority is coming at a price. Eager to recoup its money, Beijing is transitioning from generous investor to tough enforcer—and jeopardizing the very goodwill that it tried to build with initiatives such as the BRI. China has broken a few bones in Sri Lanka, whose financial turmoil allowed Beijing to seize control of a strategic port, and is hassling Pakistan, Zambia, and Suriname for repayment.
https://tinyurl.com/yuu87wey
Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2023 10:00 AM (eOEVl)
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 23, 2023 10:00 AM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2023 10:00 AM (sjxgf)
Best known for having a flavor that lasts for exactly 12.3 nanoseconds, thus requiring you to chew the entire pack to get your sugary imitation fruit fix.
Marketing genius, it was.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:00 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 23, 2023 10:01 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2023 10:01 AM (eOEVl)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2023 10:01 AM (bs+z0)
Yikes! stripes, Fruit Stripe Gum....
Posted by: Kaugummi at February 23, 2023
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That sounds familiar! I was never a big fan of Beech-Nut gum; the texture was softer than Wrigley's Spearmint, my favorite, and the colors seemed kind of circus tent-like. The jingle you quote is probably associated in my mind now with the word "stripe."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2023 10:01 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: JT at February 23, 2023 10:02 AM (T4tVD)
Internet freedom advocates are concerned the channel was taken down by Chinese Communist Party censors who weaponized YouTube’s copyright infringement rules.
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2023 10:02 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Eromero at February 23, 2023 10:02 AM (0G42s)
Posted by: naturalfake
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Heh, nice
Change Jar - a limerick
Said the mohel, "Take a couple gentle snips,
Hold the knife with firm and steady grips!
Use a gentle easy touch
And although it don't pay much
They almost always let you keep the tips!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 23, 2023 10:02 AM (ykeLU)
This will last until a bunch of Tamil Tigers show up some morning and say "Thank you for visiting. You go home now."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:02 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 23, 2023 10:02 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2023 10:03 AM (sjxgf)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 23, 2023 10:03 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 23, 2023 09:57 AM (3CCua)
These are my woods!
Posted by: Coalcracker Bushcraft at February 23, 2023 10:03 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 23, 2023 10:04 AM (U2p+3)
Marvel's releasing a new movie next month.
AntMan must be doing awful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxc6TyTdW50&t=45s
"Smoking Causes Coughing", y'all.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 23, 2023 10:04 AM (KLPy8)
Posted by: Syracuse at February 23, 2023 09:52 AM (Wnv9h)
Very nice. You can't go wrong with orange.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 23, 2023 09:31 AM (45fpk)
I know, right?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 23, 2023 09:32 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 23, 2023 10:05 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 23, 2023 10:05 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Eromero at February 23, 2023 10:05 AM (0G42s)
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Best known for having a flavor that lasts for exactly 12.3 nanoseconds, thus requiring you to chew the entire pack to get your sugary imitation fruit fix.
Marketing genius, it was.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023
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Indeed -- probably why I preferred even Wrigley's Double-Mint to Beech-Nut's offerings.
LifeSavers tried a "clove" flavor when I was in grammar school. I tasted one and threw the roll away. That was my identical reaction to Dr. Pepper soft drinks, which years later I heard described as "prune juice with carbonation."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2023 10:05 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 23, 2023 10:04 AM
Same here.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2023 10:05 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Woody Tobias, Jr. at February 23, 2023 10:05 AM (wrJpE)
Posted by: Mishdog at February 23, 2023 10:06 AM (uwW33)
St. Louis Circuit Attorney Kimberly M. Gardner’s office has come under fire for failing to try to put the man charged with hitting Janae Edmondson back in jail even though he violated the conditions of his bond more than 50 times.
Senate President Pro Tem Caleb Rowden on Wednesday called on Gardner to step down, saying she was “incompetent and grossly unfit to hold her office.”
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2023 10:06 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: JT at February 23, 2023 10:07 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:07 AM (bW8dp)
A few, but 98% are gone by December around here.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2023 10:07 AM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Tyler Durden at February 23, 2023 10:08 AM (RHGPo)
If successful she'll go on to the lefty NGO circuit and get rich.
Are they discussing prosecuting her after kicking her out? Because while just removing her is better then nothing there need to be consequences for what she has done...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2023 10:08 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2023 10:06 AM (RHGPo)
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She won her last election in 2020 by 50 points.
She is who St. Louis wants.
Fuck 'em. Stop trying to save the city.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 23, 2023 10:08 AM (LvTSG)
Is this the same one who tried to prosecute the homeowners for going out in the yard with their AR-15s when the BLM "protestors" showed up in their neighborhood?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:08 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2023 10:08 AM (Wnv9h)
Are they discussing prosecuting her after kicking her out? Because while just removing her is better then nothing there need to be consequences for what she has done...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2023 10:08 AM (lc5cP)
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She'll get replaced by another Soros prosecutor, and nothing will change. This is what St. Louis wants.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 23, 2023 10:09 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 23, 2023 09:50 AM (U2p+3)
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Thanks a lot. Now I'm having traumatic flashbacks.
Posted by: That Bunny at February 23, 2023 10:09 AM (2hlEI)
Posted by: SMOD
I'm betting my guesses as to political affiliation and cultural background of Ms. Gardner would be spot on.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2023 10:09 AM (qoGsy)
Does anyone drink that shit?
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 23, 2023 10:09 AM (wagHN)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:08 AM (bW8dp)
Yes.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 23, 2023 10:09 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: redridinghood
************
The beech tree snapped off by the wind Tuesday night didn't make a sound but it took our power line to the ground.
Posted by: Cosda at February 23, 2023 10:10 AM (cLv2S)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:08 AM (bW8dp)
Yes.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 23, 2023 10:09 AM (nC+QA)
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And then she won her election by 50 points afterwards.
Seriously. Fuck St. Louis. Let the city burn.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 23, 2023 10:10 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Tyler Durden at February 23, 2023 10:08 AM
Who would assault an alligator like that?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2023 10:10 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 23, 2023 10:09 AM (nC+QA)
She needs to be federally prosecuted for attempting to deny them their civil rights under the color of law.
Not that that's likely to happen in the Dopey Joe Regime.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:10 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 23, 2023 10:10 AM (GaDEv)
Also, because GF's dad has land with a crapload of beech trees on it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2023 10:11 AM (9UlRk)
That may be true, however it is a good thing for these bints to be held accountable and feel shame. And maybe the residents of St. Louis, after having experienced the hell that Gardner brought down on them, will want something better next time.
Posted by: kalllisto at February 23, 2023 10:11 AM (6fvRe)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2023 10:11 AM (sjxgf)
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 23, 2023 09:59 AM
To be fair, there are no penguins, or any other birds, either.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2023 10:12 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 23, 2023 10:12 AM (WAsJj)
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 23, 2023 09:57 AM (3CCua)
These are my woods!
Posted by: Coalcracker Bushcraft
Of the two of them ever meet in people space, I wanna call dibs on the pay per view profits. That will be an epic curb stomping by the Marine.
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 23, 2023 10:12 AM (3CCua)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 23, 2023 09:50 AM (U2p+3)
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Thanks a lot. Now I'm having traumatic flashbacks.
Posted by: That Bunny at February 23, 2023 10:09 AM
You're having flashbacks?
Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at February 23, 2023 10:12 AM (Wnv9h)
So... birch > beech.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:12 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2023 10:10 AM (Wnv9h)
If he didn't yell "See ya later alligator" while driving away, they ought to just hang him on general principle.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2023 10:12 AM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Cosda
I have 4-5 dead trees but in various states of leaning onto others in the back just outside of my property line. Two of them are just itching for a chance to kill someone. I'm not quite sure what to do about them just yet.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2023 10:12 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Commie propoganda, pure and simple at February 23, 2023 10:14 AM (wrJpE)
Transparency in Designer Circumcision Pricing - a limerick
Here's a preview of what we have in store
When it's finished you will be a little sore
Let's avoid a big kerfluffle
But if you'd like a little ruffle
That's going to cost you quite a bit more
Posted by: Muldoon at February 23, 2023 10:14 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Kris at February 23, 2023 09:36 AM (OyyDO)
I was very surprised that this was a Mondrian.
Ya learn somethin' everyday...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 23, 2023 10:14 AM (CCSxw)
I saw the other day that we're now on the hook for Ukrainian government pensions.
Sure, Social Security is underfunded, but that apparently doesn't mean we can't afford to pay the pensions for corrupt Uke government thugs.
I'm sure there's a rakeoff for the Big Guy in there somewhere.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:14 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 23, 2023 09:31 AM
Especially when it's a green orange.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2023 10:15 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 23, 2023 10:12 AM (WAsJj)
She's SecTreas right? Who in the sweet fancy hell is she to be pledging anything to anyone?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2023 10:15 AM (9UlRk)
[Golly]
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 23, 2023 10:15 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Commie propoganda
'Gator tossing - the next Olympic sport. Why not? It's tougher to master than rhythmic dancing.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2023 10:15 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2023 10:16 AM (sjxgf)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:16 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2023 10:12 AM
Truth. That would be a hanging offense.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2023 10:16 AM (Wnv9h)
When it's finished you will be a little sore
Let's avoid a big kerfluffle
But if you'd like a little ruffle
That's going to cost you quite a bit more
Posted by: Muldoon at February 23, 2023 10:14 AM
Eve was ribbed for her pleasure.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2023 10:16 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Commie propoganda, pure and simple at February 23, 2023 10:14 AM (wrJpE)
I may not agree with your alligator, sir, but i will defend to the death your right to huck it at some unintelligible dingus in headset.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2023 10:16 AM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 23, 2023 09:59 AM
To be fair, there are no penguins, or any other birds, either.
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Nor dogs playing poker.
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 23, 2023 10:16 AM (ifUkZ)
A suspect identified as Keith Melvin Moses, 19, was arrested shortly after the assaults on the TV news team and the mother and daughter, about a block away from each other, in the Orlando suburb of Pine Hills, said Orange County Sheriff John Mina.
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2023 10:16 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Commie propoganda, pure and simple at February 23, 2023 10:14 AM (wrJpE)
The terrorists will have won.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 10:16 AM (yQpMk)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Beech eh? Well, beech or birch, that's a nice little assh there in the corner.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2023 10:17 AM (anj39)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2023 10:17 AM (sjxgf)
I recommend trying mulberry for smoking practically everything, even cheese. Same reason as the birch. And the berries grow on new branches, so I always harvested most of the would right after the berries were gathered. The trees are such fast growers that they were always looking like proper trees again in very short time.
Redbud, which is starting to bloom around here, is good if you want something with more kick, more like the mesquite.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 23, 2023 10:17 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2023 10:17 AM (JMPQm)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 23, 2023 10:12 AM (WAsJj)
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How much is Buttplug promising?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2023 10:17 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 23, 2023 09:59 AM
To be fair, there are no penguins, or any other birds, either.
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Nor dogs playing poker.
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 23, 2023 10:16 AM (ifUkZ)
As Bulgaroctonus pointed out in #26, there might well be a sniper or two, though.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:17 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 23, 2023 10:18 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 23, 2023 10:18 AM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 10:18 AM (yQpMk)
First thing a President 18-1 would do - give everyone imprisoned for the J6 protests one billion dollars.
If congress doesn't approve, let them judge shop and then just agree to their terms, just like the left does.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2023 10:18 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Commie propoganda, pure and simple at February 23, 2023 10:14 AM (wrJpE)
The terrorists will have won.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 10:16 AM (yQpMk)
Pretty sure that's protected speech.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2023 10:18 AM (JMPQm)
Here's a preview of what we have in store
When it's finished you will be a little sore
Let's avoid a big kerfluffle
But if you'd like a little ruffle
That's going to cost you quite a bit more
Posted by: Muldoon
Everyone leaves a tip at Chayim's Mohel Emporium.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2023 10:18 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Tyler Durden at February 23, 2023 10:08 AM
A Frosty move there.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 23, 2023 10:18 AM (EkkjO)
Between 2020 and 2021, the State Department-backed Global Engagement Center and National Endowment for Democracy granted $665,000 combined to the Global Disinformation Index, which is taking steps to shut down disfavored speech. Now, the State Department is being pressed for answers by Comer on this funding, which he has called an "attack on the First Amendment," according to a Thursday letter first obtained by the Washington Examiner.
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2023 10:18 AM (RHGPo)
'Gator tossing - the next Olympic sport. Why not? It's tougher to master than rhythmic dancing.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2023 10:15 AM (qoGsy)
Why do you hate us?
Posted by: Tossed Dwarves at February 23, 2023 10:19 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: a dying newspaper baron at February 23, 2023 10:19 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 23, 2023 10:17 AM (nC+QA)
If i could just get a redbud to survive for a hot second here.... no idea why, i can grow everything else just fine, but redbuds hate me. Next door neighbors? No problem. My back yard? Grim, inevitable death.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2023 10:19 AM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 10:19 AM (lf83v)
"The WHO, along with our federal health agencies, failed miserably in their response to COVID-19..."
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2023 09:50 AM (RHGPo)
Fuq that reasoning.
How about: We're a sovereign state, and outside agencies have no power over us...period.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 23, 2023 10:19 AM (CCSxw)
They aren't hardwood by any means, so you need to use quite a bit more of them than you would with hickory or whatever, but the flavor is pretty nice.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:19 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 23, 2023 10:19 AM (JglZ8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2023 10:19 AM (Qzn2/)
Another Mensa candidate.
https://tinyurl.com/34598j2f
Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2023 10:20 AM (eOEVl)
Also
Moses has a lengthy criminal history, including gun charges, aggravated battery and assault with a deadly weapon, burglary and grand theft charges, Mina said in the news conference.
Yet somehow he's walking the streets. Also...google him, nice hair.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2023 10:20 AM (lc5cP)
You know, Representative Comer, they wouldn't be funding them if they didn't have the money, hint hint.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 10:20 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 10:18 AM
Well thank goodness they weren't shot! Then they'd be super dead!
- The Left
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2023 10:20 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 10:20 AM (lf83v)
Moses has a lengthy criminal history, including gun charges, aggravated battery and assault with a deadly weapon, burglary and grand theft charges, Mina said in the news conference.
Yet somehow he's walking the streets. Also...google him, nice hair.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2023 10:20 AM (lc5cP)
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Orlando is one of those progressive bastions in a red state. I'd be surprised if the district attorney didn't win his election promising to never lock up a criminal ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 23, 2023 10:20 AM (LvTSG)
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And the holly and the ivy are cutting each other off-camera left.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 23, 2023 10:21 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2023 10:21 AM (4WrxM)
How were we to know folks later on would live past 65 years of age?
Probably need to make it 85 years of age soon.
Suckers.
Posted by: The Federal Government, Hoping You Die Before Collecting SS at February 23, 2023 09:24 AM (z1bdm)
Holy fuck, so the coof and the fake vax op are really a Save Social Security Op??? Whoa....
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2023 10:21 AM (AGB8K)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2023 10:18 AM (qoGsy)
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I gave at the hospital...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2023 10:21 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Hall of Flame at February 23, 2023 10:22 AM (wrJpE)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 10:18 AM (yQpMk)
"Before I performed in penitentiaries, I was down with Resistance To The Man and all that. After meeting some of these people... I'm glad we've got penitentiaries. "But why did you kill *everybody in the house*?" "Uh... they was home?" -- Richard Pryor
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:22 AM (bW8dp)
Yes, there mush be room for a lot of them there.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2023 10:22 AM (sjxgf)
Posted by: I've got bad news for you at February 23, 2023 10:22 AM (OZEdS)
Posted by: I've got bad news for you at February 23, 2023 10:22 AM (OZEdS)
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This is significantly more likely to happen than St. Louis pulling itself out of its tailspin within the next generation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 23, 2023 10:23 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 23, 2023 10:23 AM (GaDEv)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2023 10:23 AM (9UlRk)
What ever happen to the Texan who shot the would be robber in the Tex-Mex restaurant show upthread? Last I heard the po-po's want to speak to him, and were asking for him to stop my the station. Did He? Has he been identified, charges with anything?
Suggestion: How about a link on the side-bar tat keeps a running tab on these kind of things. "Where are the now?".
I had asked about the dirt-bag who shot a MAGA guy in CO. He was "Security" for the MSM Hack he was with. Had a sketchy record, put down his weapon when the po-po's showed up. Someone here said he was released by the Judge. Self-Defense...bullshit. IMHO
Posted by: Paladin at February 23, 2023 10:23 AM (WA3cK)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 23, 2023 10:23 AM (pi2uC)
Like a bowl cut, except instead of a bowl you use a surgical glove.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:23 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2023 10:20 AM (lc5cP)
Looks like a Dr. Seuss character.
The Cat In The Hat Shit On His Head...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 23, 2023 10:24 AM (z1bdm)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2023 10:23 AM (9UlRk)
I prefer to call them gunsels.
Posted by: Sam Spade at February 23, 2023 10:24 AM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2023 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2023 10:24 AM (J2vNu)
And I would like me to share something that happened this morning . I was going to do something at the municipal bldg this morning and there were several guys from the county parks department outside . I think they may have been taking down snow storm fencing. Anyway, one Latino guy was smiling and laughing, and I said "It's early in the morning and it looks like you're having a good day so far. I hope the rest of the day goes well too." He smiled and responded, " Well, I'm still alive" and went on his way. Then I went to do a rather repetitive task and since I was the only one there I played Handel's Messiah on my cell phone, which is great music to listen to anytime, but particularly when doing a repetitive task. I am thankful to good for great musicians such as Handel and Bach who have helped lift my spirits or get me to think.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2023 10:24 AM (8gL//)
Alligators heading for the quarter pounders. Get him into the fryer he might come out pretty good.
Angela Davis descends from a Mayflower pilgrim. White privilege.
Sam Brinton's been shopping at the bag claim for a long time.
Grand jury forewiccan in the Georgia Trump bullshit is a batty chatty witch on meth.
Posted by: JEM at February 23, 2023 10:24 AM (8erNz)
No, it was up the bay about eight miles away in a old development.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 10:24 AM (yQpMk)
Also, because GF's dad has land with a crapload of beech trees on it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2023 10:11 AM (9UlRk)
Give pecan wood a try. It's great for chicken and seafood.
Has a distinct but not overwhelming flavor.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 23, 2023 10:25 AM (KLPy8)
It tickled me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 23, 2023 10:25 AM (LvTSG)
https://tinyurl.com/34598j2f
Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2023 10:20 AM
Quite the little dirtbag. Nice shitlocks, too.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2023 10:25 AM (Wnv9h)
It's like the way that more people are killed with hands and feet than any type of rifle, "assault" or otherwise.
But yet we don't have a "Coalition to Stop Foot Violence" or "Karens Demand Action on Common-Sense Foot Control".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:25 AM (bW8dp)
Ok ok! The phones are ringing! Keep those phones ringing! The pledges are rolling in! Ooooh! We got a big one Janet Yellen of Washington DC on the phone with a $10 billion pledge! Thank you, that will help so much! Make sure she gets the t-shirt and the sport bag!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 23, 2023 10:25 AM (JglZ8)
Posted by: Sam Spade at February 23, 2023
***
I'm sure ol' Sam knew about the true meaning of that word.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2023 10:25 AM (J2vNu)
That is peak Florida-man.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 23, 2023 10:26 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: The Barrel at February 23, 2023 10:26 AM (Wnv9h)
CNN Politics@CNNPolitics
Ohio’s toxic spill is unleashing poisonous, partisan politics | Analysis
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 23, 2023 10:26 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: The Gator at February 23, 2023 10:26 AM (Qzn2/)
Daphne man faces capital murder charges in deaths of 4 family members
https://bityl.co/HJQH
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 10:26 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2023 10:26 AM (WRsWA)
Posted by: Confusedus at February 23, 2023 10:27 AM (iayUP)
*******
"Deck the halls with bowels of Holly..."
/knife-wielding Ivy
Posted by: Muldoon at February 23, 2023 10:27 AM (ykeLU)
OMG he would give half this country a fake dramatic heart attack now.
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2023 10:27 AM (a2WYj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 23, 2023 10:27 AM (FVME7)
Translation: "ButtJizz has finally been shamed into actually showing up for work, and he doesn't like it"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:27 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2023 10:27 AM (9UlRk)
Another Mensa candidate.
https://tinyurl.com/34598j2f
Posted by: Archimedes
Jeebus. Poor kid has dicks growing out of his head.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 23, 2023 10:28 AM (5Skxj)
Has a distinct but not overwhelming flavor.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 23, 2023 10:25 AM (KLPy
Pecan is popular around here, but I just don't care for the flavor. Sort of unfortunate since everyone else seems to like it quite a bit.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 23, 2023 10:28 AM (nC+QA)
Translation: "ButtJizz has finally been shamed into actually showing up for work, and he doesn't like it"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:27 AM (bW8dp)
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Wasn't it announced yesterday that he was taking some personal time?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 23, 2023 10:28 AM (LvTSG)
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Yes, but look at what that unfortunate incident has done for Alopecia Awareness.
Silver linings, people. Silver. Linings.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 10:28 AM (lf83v)
Daphne man faces capital murder charges in deaths of 4 family members
https://bityl.co/HJQH
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 10:26 AM (yQpMk)
It was six but two of them were killed by a combination of net neutrality, climate change and mask disinformation.
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2023 10:28 AM (a2WYj)
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2023 10:29 AM (a2WYj)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2023
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I think I've see "knifeman" used, though not in the MFM, to describe a killer whose preferred weapon is just that. As for "gunman," apparently at one point in the Old West, the term was "gun man," i.e., a man who lived by the use of his gun. The term has been telescoped since then.
"Shooter" sounds a lot sillier.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2023 10:29 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 23, 2023 10:28 AM (LvTSG)
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Lactation Day?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2023 10:29 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2023 10:29 AM (sjxgf)
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2023 10:29 AM (a2WYj)
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An effort by Louis B. Mayer to manipulate ego-driven maniacs to do what he wanted.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 23, 2023 10:29 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 10:20 AM (lf83v)
The local Velvet Taco is doing Alligator Tacos for Mardi Gras week.
Looks a lot like their shrimp taco...
...but...with alligator.
When you eat one, you can truly say -
"See you later, alligator.'...in a few hours or so.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 23, 2023 10:29 AM (KLPy8)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 10:29 AM (lf83v)
I worked in a video store when that movie came to VHS, so I know the reference right away. But that doesn't mean the movie has any longevity or relevance beyond 20 years FFS.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 23, 2023 10:30 AM (44ww/)
*******
"Deck the halls with bowels of Holly..."
/knife-wielding Ivy
Posted by: Muldoon at February 23, 2023 10:27 AM (ykeLU)
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Wow. The hollydays are upon us aleady?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2023 10:30 AM (anj39)
It was, but apparently that didn't focus group very well, because he's at the derailment site today.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:30 AM (bW8dp)
They spelled "Republicans Pounce" wrong.
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2023 10:30 AM (a2WYj)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 10:30 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2023 10:29 AM (J2vNu)
I prefer "shootist."
Posted by: JB Books at February 23, 2023 10:31 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 10:31 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2023 10:29 AM (J2vNu)
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Still, a lot better than "pew-pew dude".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 23, 2023 10:31 AM (2hlEI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2023 10:29 AM (J2vNu)
Knife wielding"...
Posted by: BignJames at February 23, 2023 10:31 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 23, 2023 10:31 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: fd at February 23, 2023 10:31 AM (iayUP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2023 10:31 AM (mcBhk)
-
Well, it has been almost a week.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 23, 2023 10:31 AM (FVME7)
Gave her father forty whacks
Just to even up the score
She gave her mother forty more
Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 04:49
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I learned it as:
Lizzy Borden took an axe
Gave her mother 40 whacks...
When she had seen what she had done
She gave her father 41.
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 23, 2023 10:31 AM (ZLAbV)
Posted by: fd at February 23, 2023 10:31 AM (iayUP)
64, but very sunny.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2023 10:32 AM (mcBhk)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023
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"Rapist," usually. Though in a more genteel age like the 1920s, the perp would simply be described as having "committed an outrage" upon his woman victim. A little later it became "assaulted his victim."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2023 10:32 AM (J2vNu)
Includes video of ButtJizz looking like a total dork in a hard hat and high-vis vest.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:32 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 23, 2023 10:32 AM (Vwz3I)
Lizzy Borden took an axe
Gave her mother 40 whacks...
When she had seen what she had done
She gave her father 41.
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 23, 2023 10:31 AM (ZLAbV)
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Darth Randall Johnson is right!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 23, 2023 10:33 AM (2hlEI)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023
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"Rapist," usually. Though in a more genteel age like the 1920s, the perp would simply be described as having "committed an outrage" upon his woman victim. A little later it became "assaulted his victim."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2023 10:32 AM (J2vNu)
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And today, if the man is in a dress, it's described as "love is love, haters."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 23, 2023 10:33 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2023 10:29 AM (J2vNu)
Knife wielding"...
Posted by: BignJames
Cutlery enthusiast.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 23, 2023 10:33 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 10:29 AM (lf83v)
"Senator"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2023 10:33 AM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 10:33 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:32 AM (bW8dp)
I am wearing a high vis safety vest right now. No bump cap though (which is probably what he is wearing.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2023 10:34 AM (mcBhk)
Charge him for the woman who was targeted & the girl, 2 counts of murder, and one count of assault with a deadly weapon for the wounded mom. Recommend the death penalty on account of the child victim, done.
Leave the journalists who got shot out of it. Might make the jury more sympathetic to the perp at sentencing. It would if I were on it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 23, 2023 10:34 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 10:29 AM (lf83v)
"Senator"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2023 10:33 AM (9UlRk)
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Sometimes even "President"
*ahem*
FJB
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2023 10:34 AM (Qzn2/)
Knife wielding"...
Posted by: BignJames at February 23, 2023
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Ah, yes. "Knife-wielding assailant"!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2023 10:34 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: lin-duh (y'all/all y'all) at February 23, 2023 10:34 AM (6jFs+)
That is peak Florida-man.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 23, 2023 10:26 AM (44ww/)
What is it about fast food joints that make the great unwashed so angry?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 23, 2023 10:34 AM (z1bdm)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 23, 2023 10:34 AM (GaDEv)
Posted by: Jenny at February 23, 2023 10:35 AM (lf83v)
*******
Those wounds can get badly infected. They might need ivy antibiotics...
Posted by: Muldoon at February 23, 2023 10:35 AM (ykeLU)
Until today.
Posted by: From about that time at February 23, 2023 10:35 AM (4780s)
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I've always marked it as cheap persuasion language.
Getting the word "gun" into as many negative associations as possible.
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2023 10:36 AM (s6isk)
Posted by: BignJames
Cutlery enthusiast.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 23, 2023 10:33 AM (FVME7)
They need to Gen-sue
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 23, 2023 10:36 AM (CjHGv)
Or when he ordered Swiss cheese on a cheesesteak.
I'm surprised he didn't ask for Brie or Camembert, the French-looking mofo.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:36 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 10:36 AM (lf83v)
That's how I've heard it as well. I listened to an old radio show about a year ago that had a "true crime" section about that murder. I hadn't known that Borden was at least 30, always assumed she was young.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 23, 2023 10:36 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2023 10:36 AM (Qzn2/)
Brrrrr!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2023 10:36 AM (anj39)
Posted by: lin-duh (y'all/all y'all) at February 23, 2023
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Who's calling us?
Posted by: Forrest Tucker & Forrest Whitaker at February 23, 2023 10:36 AM (J2vNu)
Those critters they use for wool in Peru?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
In Peruvia, we use all of the alopecia, every part of the animal, as we live in harmony with nature, unlike those heathens in Peru.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 23, 2023 10:36 AM (pi2uC)
Posted by: Pete Bootygig at February 23, 2023 10:37 AM (iayUP)
Until today.
Posted by: From about that time at February 23, 2023 10:35 AM (4780s)
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You obviously missed Rothko week.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2023 10:37 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 23, 2023 10:37 AM (CjHGv)
Oh, I'm sure they've already got the full Village People Playtime Set in the closet.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:37 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: lin-duh (y'all/all y'all) at February 23, 2023 10:37 AM (6jFs+)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 23, 2023
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Liz Montgomery played her in a TV movie in the '70s, when she (Liz) was about 40.
Posted by: Forrest Tucker & Forrest Whitaker at February 23, 2023 10:38 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Jen the original
That's about right.
In Jan-78 a terrible storm caused school cancelation for a week. I remember it because Roots miniseries played that week.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 23, 2023 10:38 AM (NW9xb)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 23, 2023 10:38 AM (AiZBA)
Brrrrr!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2023 10:36 AM (anj39)
We were -4 yesterday morning on the east side of the Cascades
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 23, 2023 10:38 AM (CjHGv)
Posted by: Some Deal at February 23, 2023 10:38 AM (wrJpE)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 23, 2023 10:34 AM (z1bdm)
A trivial promise not delivered to an ignoramus is like calling a shogun's grandfather a stretched out geisha.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2023 10:38 AM (9UlRk)
Posted by: blaster at February 23, 2023 10:38 AM (pwExq)
Or when he ordered Swiss cheese on a cheesesteak.
I'm surprised he didn't ask for Brie or Camembert, the French-looking mofo.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:36 AM (bW8dp)
Isn't there a photo of Obama looking ridiculous skeet shooting?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 23, 2023 10:38 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Chasen Buttplug at February 23, 2023 10:39 AM (Qzn2/)
https://tinyurl.com/34598j2f
Posted by: Archimedes
Jeebus. Poor kid has dicks growing out of his head.
Posted by: nurse ratched
A dickhead?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 23, 2023 10:39 AM (FVME7)
I wanna be
A macho man
Posted by: Pete Bootygig
________
Elizabeth Warren can dress up as the Indian.
Lloyd Austin can be the traffic cop.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 10:39 AM (lf83v)
*******
Give him some elbow and knee pads and he'd look like corky going out to ride his tricycle in the driveway.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 23, 2023 10:39 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Forrest Tucker & Forrest Whitaker at February 23, 2023 10:38 AM (J2vNu)
I remember that. She looked great. Also the one where she played a young pioneer girl, about that same time.
She's another woman who stayed extremely hot for a very, very long time.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:39 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: The Barrel at February 23, 2023 10:26 AM (Wnv9h)
*sigh*
*strums guitar*
*sings*
Helol, Barrell, my old friend
I've come to sit in you again
Tryin' to keep the shit, dead rats, and ants
From ruining my new khaki pants
And the damage that will happen to my brain
Not go insane
From my ti-i-i-ime
In the Barrell.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 23, 2023 10:39 AM (KLPy8)
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The Village People live on!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 10:36 AM (lf83v)
My safety glasses are folded up on the table here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2023 10:39 AM (mcBhk)
Lloyd Austin can be the traffic cop.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 10:39 AM (lf83v)
Mayor Pete is the construction worker
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 23, 2023 10:40 AM (CjHGv)
You cut off his legs...
You cut off his arms...
You cut off his head...
How could you, Mrs Dick?
How could you, Mrs Dick?
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 23, 2023 10:41 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Forrest Tucker & Forrest Whitaker at February 23, 2023 10:38 AM (J2vNu)
I remember that. She looked great. Also the one where she played a young pioneer girl, about that same time.
She's another woman who stayed extremely hot for a very, very long time.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:39 AM (bW8dp)
Because she was a witch.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 10:41 AM (yQpMk)
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Are you rubbing one out, again?
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 23, 2023 10:41 AM (4vi12)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 23, 2023 10:41 AM (UQUAY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
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Livin' on the edge, you rebel you.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 10:41 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at February 23, 2023 10:41 AM (9UlRk)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 23, 2023 10:38 AM (eGTCV)
Yep. Even dorkier-looking than the one of him on a bicycle.
> Elizabeth Warren can dress up as the Indian.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 10:39 AM (lf83v)
"I call the biker!" -- Michelle Obama
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:41 AM (bW8dp)
It was, but apparently that didn't focus group very well, because he's at the derailment site today.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:30 AM
And apparently the little dork is wandering around in a hard hat and vest, oblivious to the irony of his remarks about the construction industry the other day.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2023 10:41 AM (Wnv9h)
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Naturally, a white construction worker.
Who kept a black man out of the job.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 10:42 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 23, 2023 10:38 AM (CjHGv)
At least its more dry over there.
This west side cold sucks. Goes.right to the bones.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2023 10:42 AM (anj39)
She's another woman who stayed extremely hot for a very, very long time.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023
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Indeed she did. She was 31 when she started playing Samantha, and she'd been in films and done TV since the mid-'50s, like The Untouchables and The Twilight Zone.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2023 10:42 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2023 10:42 AM (FUVRY)
Naturally, a white construction worker.
Who kept a black man out of the job.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 10:42 AM (lf83v)
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The black man can still bring us coffee.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 23, 2023 10:43 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 23, 2023 10:43 AM (GaDEv)
I need to go back & read comments from the artistic ones & how they're summarizing this piece. It's not off the wall & could probably also fit into any decor, but it's blah (to me) I don't think I'd hang it.
Thanks.
Posted by: Lola at February 23, 2023 10:43 AM (Wxlzw)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Whenever I think of him I get the mental image of him in that ridiculous body suit windsurfing.
Way to connect with the people asshoe!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2023 10:43 AM (qoGsy)
This west side cold sucks. Goes.right to the bones.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2023 10:42 AM (anj39)
Truth, best way to figure out how bad your arthritis is.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 23, 2023 10:43 AM (CjHGv)
Who kept a black man out of the job.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 10:42 AM (lf83v)
I'm sure Pete has given many a black man a job.
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2023 10:43 AM (+a1LX)
Posted by: Paddy and Seamus at February 23, 2023 10:43 AM (wrJpE)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2023 10:23 AM (9UlRk)
LOL Every time a WOKE repoter uses that I am going to admonish them from using Gunman or Gunmen. LOL and watch the Walk back.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 23, 2023 10:44 AM (qvBE6)
"I still love you," Pete said, half in earnest.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 23, 2023 10:44 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 10:45 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 23, 2023 10:37 AM (CjHGv)
Not to be confused with Missile Toe, which is an athlete's foot variant commonly found on the International Space Station.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:45 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2023 10:45 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 23, 2023 10:34 AM
"I'm gonna get me...um...a beer!"
_ Fauxcohantas, Woman of The People
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2023 10:45 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2023 10:32 AM (J2vNu)
I prefer the phrase, "consent accident enjoyer," myself.
Posted by: Liz Dong-Gone at February 23, 2023 10:45 AM (DTX3h)
I'm sure Pete has given many a black man a job.
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2023 10:43 AM (+a1LX)
You kiddin? Look at the guy. That guy is *the* face of the "lefty Progressive social justice warrior who does everything in his power to avoid personal contact with minorities at any cost."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 23, 2023 10:45 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 23, 2023 10:45 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 23, 2023 10:44 AM (ykeLU)
"I was talking to Earnest," Chasten chastened.
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at February 23, 2023 10:46 AM (9UlRk)
Neither of the Dicks, though.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2023 10:46 AM (sjxgf)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 23, 2023 10:44 AM
Come on, you know he's got to be a catcher.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2023 10:46 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 23, 2023 10:37 AM (CjHGv)
Not to be confused with Missile Toe, which is an athlete's foot variant commonly found on the International Space Station.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:45 AM (bW8dp)
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If we in the Lower 48 get hemorrhoids, do Eskimos get polaroids?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 23, 2023 10:46 AM (2hlEI)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2023 10:46 AM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2023 10:47 AM (D25PY)
_ Fauxcohantas, Woman of The People
While I hate to say anything good about her, on the other side of the coin, Hillary knocking back boilermakers was totally plausible. Klobber also has the look of a woman who knows her way around a barroom.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:47 AM (bW8dp)
Neither of the Dicks, though.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2023 10:46 AM (sjxgf)
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To be fair, Dick Sargent was more interested in Larry Tate.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2023 10:47 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2023 10:46 AM (sjxgf)
Well, the one Dick was gay, so there's that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:48 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 23, 2023 10:41 AM (UQUAY)
Are you still in the Ft. Collins area? My kids never tell me what it's like there, so I depend on local Horde for weather reports.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 23, 2023 10:48 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 23, 2023 10:48 AM (Vwz3I)
_ Fauxcohantas, Woman of The People
While I hate to say anything good about her, on the other side of the coin, Hillary knocking back boilermakers was totally plausible. Klobber also has the look of a woman who knows her way around a barroom.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:47 AM
True. Hillary will definitely take a drink under extreme social pressure.
And then there was Mr. Fauxcohantas, holding a beer bottle with the cap still on, probably longing for his glass of Chardonnay that's being held just out of the frame.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2023 10:49 AM (Wnv9h)
_ Fauxcohantas, Woman of The People
Sargent Shriver started it all in a bar in Youngstown - "Make mine a Courvoisier!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2023 10:49 AM (qoGsy)
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With Charles Bronson.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 23, 2023
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She and my man Robert Vaughn worked together in '63 in a TV-movie pilot called Boston Terrier, in which RV played a Bostonian "gentleman detective." I wonder if it's on YooToob.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2023 10:50 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 10:51 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: Commie propoganda, pure and simple
The second amendment means only well regulated militias can throw alligators.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 23, 2023 10:51 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2023 10:51 AM (sjxgf)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2023 10:51 AM (WRsWA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 23, 2023 10:51 AM (FVME7)
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Alligators with bump stocks are right out!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 23, 2023 10:51 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2023 10:51 AM (qoGsy)
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With Charles Bronson.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 23, 2023 10:45 AM (Vwz3I)
Charles Bronson's also in a few of the season one shows of "Alfred Hitchcock Presents".
That's half the fun of watching these old TV sows from the 50s-60s is seeing future big stars in their "toddler" stage.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 23, 2023 10:52 AM (KLPy8)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 23, 2023 10:52 AM (flINI)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 23, 2023 10:52 AM (KLPy
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*gets excited*
-Joe Biden
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 23, 2023 10:52 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 10:52 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 10:53 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2023 10:36 AM (Qzn2/)
He'll keep it for his next job, when he auditions for the Village People.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 23, 2023 10:53 AM (CCSxw)
That's half the fun of watching these old TV sows from the 50s-60s is seeing future big stars in their "toddler" stage.
Posted by: naturalfake
And looking for the guys that took a train to nowhere'sville:
Tommy Sands for example. iirc, he screwed up dating Nancy Sinatra and Big Frank killed his career.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2023 10:53 AM (qoGsy)
Charlie's girlfriend exclaimed "What the heck?"
"Your penis looks weird" while giving it a peck
He said the "Mohel's last name was Bobbit
I didn't want to wind up hung like a hobbit
So I opted instead to go with a turtle-neck."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 23, 2023 10:54 AM (Zqeqr)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2023 10:54 AM (sjxgf)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 23, 2023 10:54 AM (flINI)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 10:52 AM (yQpMk)
Attended the same acting school as Eastwood.
Posted by: BignJames at February 23, 2023 10:54 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: SMOD
Chamber of Commerce stuff? Might put more of a dent in the local economies by running the underground plastic surgery businesses - and some other dandies - out of business?
Posted by: Lola at February 23, 2023 10:54 AM (Wxlzw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2023 10:54 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2023
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One of the reasons Bewitched caught on was that the producers -- Liz's husband William Asher among them -- had the sense to surround her and Dick York with enormously talented character actors and old comic pros. Imagine what a flat series it would have been without Lynde as Uncle Arthur, Agnes as Endora, or Shakespearean Maurice Evans as Sam's father?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2023 10:55 AM (J2vNu)
"The WHO, along with our federal health agencies, failed miserably in their response to COVID-19..."
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2023 09:50 AM (RHGPo)
Yay!
Posted by: m at February 23, 2023 10:55 AM (syBNd)
Posted by: micky at February 23, 2023 10:55 AM (3byMq)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 10:52 AM (yQpMk)
Attended the same acting school as Eastwood.
_________
Ahem.
Posted by: Gilbert Gottfried at February 23, 2023 10:55 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 10:53 AM (lf83v)
You crazy right wingers! No one is trying to take away your alligators! We're just asking for sensible alligator control laws. Right now, it's easier to buy an alligator than it is to get an alligator abortion. Does that make sense?
Posted by: The Left at February 23, 2023 10:55 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2023 10:51 AM (sjxgf)
The first season of an old radio show mystery, I *think* it was The Shadow, Moorehead was the voice of the Girl Friday character. She wasn't back the next season, so U suppose she'd moved to a different show.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 23, 2023 10:56 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Archer at February 23, 2023 10:56 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
I watched an old Frank Sinatra movie, Lady In Cement, last night. It featured Dan Blocker, Bonanza's Hoss. When Frank broke into Blocker's hideout, the Bonanza theme is playing on the TV. (Raquel Welch is also in it.)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 23, 2023 10:56 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 23, 2023 10:56 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Archer at February 23, 2023 10:57 AM (gmo/4)
_____
LOL!! EPIC!!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 10:57 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2023 10:57 AM (sjxgf)
Posted by: The Left at February 23, 2023 10:55 AM (FJYfm)
It's alligator safety
Posted by: BignJames at February 23, 2023 10:58 AM (AwYPR)
Not quite that old, but a while back I watched a movie called "White Mischief" from the '80s, about upper-crust Brits behaving badly on their estates in Kenya.
The guy who played the local boytoy who worked his way through all the women was Charles Dance, who played Tywin Lannister on Game of Thrones.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:58 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2023 10:58 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 23, 2023 10:48 AM (nC+QA)
Yes. Still here. Been a more robust winter than we've seen here in a decade or so.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 23, 2023 10:59 AM (UQUAY)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 10:59 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 11:00 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: Poofters Keeping Score at February 23, 2023 11:00 AM (wrJpE)
Was her husband's name Craven?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 23, 2023 11:00 AM (Zqeqr)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2023 11:00 AM (sjxgf)
Posted by: Kris at February 23, 2023 09:48 AM (OyyDO)
Composition II In Red, Blue And Yellow
https://is.gd/xAMMMH
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 23, 2023 09:52 AM (XIJ/X)
That was really useful, Kris. And well-written! It made me see more in that painting that I had seen before.
Posted by: m at February 23, 2023 11:01 AM (syBNd)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2023 10:58 AM (J2vNu)
Are you saying the West is gayer than the East? Sure, there's San Francisco, and Portland, and of course Obama is from Hawaii, but overall...
Well, OK, you got me on that one.
Posted by: Wally at February 23, 2023 11:01 AM (FJYfm)
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Even this jewellery was in my lost bag dah
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Posted by: Bitter Clinger
******
Charlie's horny girlfriend, Miss Myrtle
Said "Charlie, come take me, I'm fertile!"
Dropped his pants, she said, "Son,
What's that damn mohel done?
It looks like a scared baby turtle!!"
Posted by: Muldoon at February 23, 2023 11:02 AM (ykeLU)
"The WHO, along with our federal health agencies, failed miserably in their response to COVID-19..."
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2023 09:50 AM (RHGPo)
Yay!
Posted by: m at February 23, 2023 10:55 AM (syBNd)
Not bad, but I'd prefer "Republican Senators Flatly Reject and Mock Proposal To Cede US Sovereignty to Cabal of Lying Euro Trash"
Posted by: LASue at February 23, 2023 11:02 AM (Ed8Zd)
Said "Charlie, come take me, I'm fertile!"
Dropped his pants, she said, "Son,
What's that damn mohel done?
It looks like a scared baby turtle!!"
Posted by: Muldoon at February 23, 2023 11:02 AM (ykeLU)
Nice.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 23, 2023 11:04 AM (KLPy8)
Posted by: LASue at February 23, 2023 11:02 AM (Ed8Zd)
Or better yet...
Republicans: "Come back when you have a plan that doesn't involve being a dummy. Now fuck off."
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2023 11:05 AM (U4tGE)
It doesn't mean what you might think it does.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 23, 2023 11:05 AM (jYCXf)
Minnie Pearl sat in, she was priceless!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 23, 2023 11:05 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: micky at February 23, 2023 11:16 AM (3byMq)
Posted by: micky at February 23, 2023 11:17 AM (3byMq)
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 23, 2023 09:59 AM
To be fair, there are no penguins, or any other birds, either.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2023 10:12 AM (a3Q+t)
; )
Took me a minute.
Posted by: m at February 23, 2023 11:17 AM (syBNd)
"You got more on the top than i wish you had",
But the mohel went and nicked it,
'cause he did the bris verschnoeckert,
Now the lad is half as long and twice as mad!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2023 11:20 AM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2023 11:00 AM (sjxgf)
Mine as well. In 1923 she earned a bachelors degree, majoring in biology. She also taught public school for 5 years in Wisconsin. Also earned a Masters Degree in English at the University Of Wisconsin. Quite a woman.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at February 23, 2023 11:21 AM (Zvtjl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2023 11:00 AM (sjxgf)
She was also on the Twilight Zone, playing a giant woman.
S2.E15 The Invaders
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