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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Ex-DHS Head Says That Biden Is Manipulating Border Stats So That Border Agents Don't Know Where to Find the Illegal AliensNot only will Border Agents not know where the illegal aliens are, but Biden is deliberately blinding our surveillance system so that it can't detect so-called "gotaways" -- and can then present to the public falsified data showing that "gotaways" have been reduced in number. No, Joe. Gotways will increase -- you'll just reduce the number of gotaways that we detect.Current and former U.S. officials are warning that the Biden administration has begun manipulating border statistics, incentivizing illegal aliens to shift from illegally crossing the southern border to seeking parole and asylum at ports of entry while blinding border agents by restricting their use of surveillance balloons. Former acting Homeland Security Secretary Chad Wolf told the "Just the News, No Noise" television show Tuesday that the net effect of the policy changes will be to create a false portrait to the American people that the border crisis has eased when in fact it has simply shifted tactics, "They're just simply moving them from the desert or across the river into a port of entry," the former Trump administration official said. "But the result remains the same, which is they are doing nothing to deter this type of behavior. And they continue to incentivize and encourage it." In the aftermath of American alarm over a Chinese spy balloon that violated U.S. air space, Wolf said he was deeply concerned that the Biden administration last week thwarted Customs and Border Protection agents' ability to track so-called gotaways -- illegal aliens who elude border patrol agents -- by reducing the use of surveillance balloons known as aerostats. "They announced last week they are reducing the number of aerostats that the Border Patrol uses, which are big balloons," Wolf explained. "They are another type of balloon, not Chinese, but another type of balloon that they use along that border for domain awareness so that they understand what's going on the border. And they track gotaways with that technology as well. "So you're also going to see in the next several months the number of gotaways go significantly down, not because there are less of them, but because the department now has less capability to track them." Several current Homeland officials confirmed to Just the News that both changes implemented by the Biden administration will alter the official illegal immigration statistics without actually slowing the problem. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Don't fear the balloon! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2023 05:37 PM (pNxlR) 2
luftbalons?
Posted by: Ciampino - black cloud, black hole, black death at February 15, 2023 05:39 PM (qfLjt) 3
Yeah well they are not fooling me. 40 million+ and growing every day.
Posted by: fd at February 15, 2023 05:40 PM (iayUP) 4
luftbalons?
Posted by: Ciampino - black cloud, black hole, black death at February 15, 2023 05:39 PM (qfLjt) 99 of them! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2023 05:40 PM (XIJ/X) 5
The Biden Administration manipulating statistics? Never!
Posted by: Flyguy at February 15, 2023 05:40 PM (VrVjC) 6
Biden is a very bad man. Very bad man...
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2023 05:40 PM (V13WU) 7
How is all of this not treason?
Posted by: acethepug at February 15, 2023 05:40 PM (+jAqb) Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2023 05:41 PM (9qSw/) 9
Balloons or no balloons, we are proper fucked.
Posted by: Don't like the voting public, replace them with a new one at February 15, 2023 05:41 PM (7b+Kq) 10
Oh no don't tell me we've been shooting down our own aerostats.
Posted by: fd at February 15, 2023 05:41 PM (iayUP) 11
What is the punishment for Treason again?
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 15, 2023 05:42 PM (WmGrA) 12
I do believe the main job of the President is to secure the border. It's right there in the rulz book.
Impeachment and treason charges would be an easy sell but that's not possible with our congress the way it is. Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2023 05:42 PM (XtkZj) 13
I trust nothing from this administration. Any metric that is being released is automatically suspect.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 15, 2023 05:42 PM (uNylN) 14
luftbalons?
Posted by: Ciampino - black cloud, black hole, black death at February 15, 2023 05:39 PM (qfLjt) 99 of them! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2023 05:40 PM Do we consider Nena prophets now? They sort of called the "Balloons will rile up the military industrial complex" one. Posted by: Flyguy at February 15, 2023 05:43 PM (VrVjC) 15
7 How is all of this not treason?
Posted by: acethepug at February 15, 2023 05:40 PM (+jAqb) Treason doth never prosper What's the reason? When treason doth prosper None dare call it treason Posted by: John "The Hair" Harrington at February 15, 2023 05:43 PM (7b+Kq) 16
11 What is the punishment for Treason again?
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 15, 2023 05:42 PM (WmGrA *looks it up Hmmm..10% and a comfy retirement. Something about a library and a global initiative. Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2023 05:44 PM (XtkZj) 17
Impeach this bastard yesterday.
Posted by: Zek at February 15, 2023 05:44 PM (5FPX4) 18
All this talk about an attempted coup on Jan 6 is designed to distract from the actual coup on Nov 9 and the following days.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 15, 2023 05:44 PM (fs1hN) Posted by: polynikes at February 15, 2023 05:45 PM (OY44N) 20
@11
>>What is the punishment for Treason again? A multi-million dollar book deal and a teaching gig at an Ivy League School, why do you ask? -- James "No Reasonable Prosecutor" Comey Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 15, 2023 05:45 PM (up/3i) 21
If you let all of them get away then none got away. See how that works?
Posted by: fd at February 15, 2023 05:45 PM (iayUP) 22
Eh, *or* DHS agents are making side money ubering the newer better North Americans to Quebec.....
hard to tell what reality is. I think the powers that be have decided to "genocide" America off the map effectively if not literally. I am not using "America or American" in this context for "white" at all. The American citizen is a problem for the elite they expect an actual living wage, and a say in the moral and social rules they live by. Every legal American citizen is in the crosshairs. This is a "soft genocide" they are simply trying to erase our cultural place in the sun in the thoughts and values of the host of nations by smothering out and human waving away the primacy of the citizens' control politically of their own nation. It happened several times last century, with Lebanon being an example I elaborated on in the past. The plan is to erase the control of the American people over their government. It will end in instability and literal civil war at worst, and stagnation and eventual break up at best. I am resigned to it being carried out, the election of Biden and Fetterman were kind of the wake of American unifying nationalism I think. Posted by: sven at February 15, 2023 05:46 PM (Lzpvj) Posted by: runner at February 15, 2023 05:48 PM (V13WU) 24
Make friends with the newcomers, be active in your local, county, and state politics.
The federal game is on a shot clock it maytake 15-75 years to go away or like the Austro-Hungarian empire 400 years but it is going to go away. Posted by: sven at February 15, 2023 05:48 PM (Lzpvj) 25
Every statistic on "illegal immigration" is total bullsh*t. There is zero, practical distinction between an illegal "processed" at the border who's given a meaningless Court date, at which they will never appear and for which they will never be looked for, versus a "gotaway."
Even the distinction plays into their bullsh*t frame and depresses the number of de facto illegals ushered into the country and given de facto amnesty every day, from Day One. Posted by: Zek at February 15, 2023 05:48 PM (5FPX4) 26
Raquel died after a brief illness? There is a buttload of that going 'round.
Posted by: fd at February 15, 2023 05:48 PM (iayUP) 27
well when you control all the levers of information, you can do shit like this.
Burning it all down is the only way to rebuild. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 15, 2023 05:48 PM (xcxpd) Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 15, 2023 05:48 PM (D25PY) 29
Invasion of the illegals
Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2023 05:49 PM (xhxe8) 30
I've been reading a lot history of ancient Rome of late.
I'm detecting some trends... Posted by: gourmand du jour, limping along at February 15, 2023 05:49 PM (jTmQV) 31
I can guarantee you that if trump, haley or destantis wins the White House in 2024 and orders the border closed they will not be able to and will be sued and tied up in the courts for the next 4 years while the border remains wide open.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 15, 2023 05:50 PM (uNylN) 32
And think of the demoralization that comes from prosecuting that elderly rancher for supposedly shooting an illegal on his property. This is not a "border crisis" but a war being waged on the United States by its own government. I don't know how else to put it.
Posted by: Zek at February 15, 2023 05:51 PM (5FPX4) 33
Illegal Aliens gets more money from the government than my 90 year old Mother on Social Security.
Posted by: rd at February 15, 2023 05:51 PM (Z32m1) 34
Oh? Are your stats about how many illegals are where not working according to reality? Welcome to the Party, guys. Every American has been lied to about this for decades. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2023 05:51 PM (oINRc) 35
My little hometown has a lot of new residents who do not speak Spanish, much less English. It's Quiche or Queche these days. They are very small people, though, so a lot of them can fit in an apartment.
Posted by: huerfano at February 15, 2023 05:52 PM (dTFZY) 36
@22
>>hard to tell what reality is. What you write is close enough to the situation we find ourselves to be the truth. As has been said, once a nation reaches tranny storytime hour and lopping healthy body parts off of children, you're now "outside the wire" of the social compact. Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 15, 2023 05:52 PM (up/3i) 37
Somewhere I read that PP loans are being black holed for a certain class of people.
I guess most applied for forgiveness (which was a joke process) but those loans that were unforgivable are also being forgiven. Speaking of impeachable assaults on the country... Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 15, 2023 05:53 PM (E80LD) 38
36 Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 15, 2023 05:52 PM (up/3i)
They are doomed to fail in what they are trying, that is the good news. The bad news is that they are in this position to be trying means we already lost. Posted by: sven at February 15, 2023 05:53 PM (Lzpvj) 39
Posted by: sven at February 15, 2023 05:48 PM (Lzpvj)
France has been crapper than us and became a country in the 9th century so I think the USA will still exist for a little longer than 75 years . Provided the World still exists . Posted by: polynikes at February 15, 2023 05:53 PM (OY44N) 40
As before, thanks for reading all this filth for us.
Posted by: Holy Crap at February 15, 2023 05:53 PM (glGDV) 41
Pedo Joe intentionally harming the USA?
I find this really hard to believe. He is such a stand up American. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 15, 2023 05:54 PM (17s+e) 42
31 I can guarantee you that if trump, haley or destantis wins the White House in 2024 and orders the border closed they will not be able to and will be sued and tied up in the courts for the next 4 years while the border remains wide open.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 15, 2023 05:50 PM (uNylN Sure. Impeachment, entrapment, full blown attempts to undermine the President by the five eyes, lawfare, and nonstop lies from the media. It will all start day one and never end. They learned that it worked. The only way this stops if is these people are swung from the gallows on live tv Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2023 05:54 PM (XtkZj) 43
No Way! Get the fuck out.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 15, 2023 05:54 PM (+Wcyp) 44
ACLU is running lots of TV ads lately. Slap full of lies and then they want you to send $19 a month and get a shirt.
Posted by: fd at February 15, 2023 05:54 PM (iayUP) 45
It's true, we are paying them to invade us.
Do I blame them? No. Posted by: gourmand du jour, limping along at February 15, 2023 05:54 PM (jTmQV) 46
IMPEACHMENT is OFFFF the table!!
Posted by: Kevin McCarty DIABLO at February 15, 2023 05:55 PM (17s+e) 47
39 Posted by: polynikes at February 15, 2023 05:53 PM (OY44N)
The American people have to be unified and growth orientated for the logistical ties that bind us and the economy to work. The entire goal of the moneyed class is to break up this power bloc, I suspect strongly their plan such as it is is to make normal Americans hate the Federal government so much that they look at the break up as a favor. Posted by: sven at February 15, 2023 05:55 PM (Lzpvj) 48
I am resigned to it being carried out, the election of Biden and Fetterman were kind of the wake of American unifying nationalism I think.
Posted by: sven Fundamental Transformation, YO! Posted by: O'Fuckwad at February 15, 2023 05:56 PM (E80LD) 49
"Hey, if we don't detect it, it didn't happen, right?"
This is the thinking from Your Betters In Government. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2023 05:56 PM (BpYfr) 50
Perhaps they talked about this ugly situation in the Republican Governors conference, the one where they invited the Pfizer CEO.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 15, 2023 05:57 PM (D25PY) 51
It's true, we are paying them to invade us. ------- The US government prints pamphlets in Spanish, for distribution in Mexico, about how to come here illegally and then circumvent our immigration controls. It ain't just the money - but that's the biggest part. Washington DC and the deep-blue islands are the only people in America who want this situation. But then, they're the only people who matter. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2023 05:58 PM (oINRc) 52
Our local supermarkets have a curious number of new hires that speak Chinese...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2023 05:58 PM (XF9Gj) 53
The only way this stops if is these people are swung from the gallows on live tv
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2023 05:54 PM (XtkZj) --- Mount the gallows on the border wall. It's a two-fer, eliminating one criminal class and deterring a different criminal class. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2023 05:58 PM (BpYfr) 54
48 Posted by: O'Fuckwad at February 15, 2023 05:56 PM (E80LD)
Not to play I told you so, relitigate the elections since 2012 or be a self-pitying martyr.... I kind if pointed out during the Romney run that we were running out of time to fix it and it would demand a whole hell of a lot of unity. 42.5% of Americans believing in America and wanting to maintain Pax Americana cannot in fact force the other 57.5% to be a strong country when what they want is what they THINK EUtopia is on steroids. We are just about done, the failure has a lot of fathers but the NTs convinced me. Obama won. Posted by: sven at February 15, 2023 05:58 PM (Lzpvj) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 15, 2023 05:59 PM (u82oZ) 56
I hope I don't get a brief illness. Those things can be fatal.
Posted by: fd at February 15, 2023 06:00 PM (iayUP) 57
55 Raquel Welsh is dead.
*Deep Sigh* Another item off my bucket list. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 15, 2023 05:59 PM (u82oZ Phrasing? Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2023 06:00 PM (XtkZj) 58
fd, you get mail?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 15, 2023 06:00 PM (WHvBi) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 15, 2023 06:01 PM (u82oZ) 60
I did BH! Thanks!
Posted by: fd at February 15, 2023 06:01 PM (iayUP) 61
Another thing I saw earlier -
Some Swede politician telling the Irish parliament "Good God man, don't follow our path on immigration." or, in the immortal words of their lost son Francis Elroy Duffy: "When you take the devil into your mouth, you're doomed." "So take these words of advice. And remember, you heard them from a poor sinner, got no more cause to lie, 'cause he's going to meet his Maker." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BocJIlRPVvU Posted by: O'Fuckwad at February 15, 2023 06:02 PM (E80LD) 62
The body that launched a thousand ships.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 15, 2023 06:02 PM (wKfEI) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 15, 2023 06:02 PM (u82oZ) 64
It is fine.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 15, 2023 06:03 PM (DK4U1) 65
"The US government prints pamphlets in Spanish, for distribution in Mexico, about how to come here illegally and then circumvent our immigration controls."
I don't know if you speak the lingo but tune in to a Spanish language radio or TV station sometimes. I mean the ones based in the US. Same thing. Posted by: gourmand du jour, limping along at February 15, 2023 06:03 PM (jTmQV) 66
There are children of illegals in my school system in rural Kansas.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 15, 2023 06:04 PM (u82oZ) 67
Will a Marine Regiment follow valid Presidential orders to storm the FBI Building?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 15, 2023 06:02 PM (u82oZ Negative Posted by: clutch at February 15, 2023 06:05 PM (9UmRs) 68
63 AlaBAMA
Will a Marine Regiment follow valid Presidential orders to storm the FBI Building? Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 15, 2023 06:02 PM (u82oZ I was always told you execute those who refuse orders until you find one who will. Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2023 06:05 PM (XtkZj) 69
I knew they would but they shouldn't have settled.
@EpochTimes 29s The @USNatArchives and 2 pro-life activists reached a deal in a legal case brought after the activists were denied entry to the National Archives Museum because of #ProLife messages on their clothes. Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2023 06:06 PM (XF9Gj) 70
Ask yourself, if Xi or Putin were President of America, what would they be doing any differently than Biden? Chew on that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2023 06:06 PM (EVR4i) 71
I have an important question. What did Sam Brinton wear to court today?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 15, 2023 06:06 PM (Y+l9t) 72
The illegal/migrant issue is in some ways very similar to the human trafficking issue. They are a product and there are consumers here in the US who will pay for that product.
And pay a significant price. The price you pay however is not relevant to them. As usual, it's about who is getting rich off yet another grifting scheme. Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2023 06:06 PM (Q4IgG) 73
70 Ask yourself, if Xi or Putin were President of America, what would they be doing any differently than Biden? Chew on that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2023 06:06 PM (EVR4i I'm not convinced that Putin and Xi are the same. I think Putin despises the WEF and globalists. Xi is funding them. Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2023 06:07 PM (XtkZj) 74
71 I have an important question. What did Sam Brinton wear to court today?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 15, 2023 06:06 PM (Y+l9t) Why do you ask? Are you missing some luggage? Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 15, 2023 06:08 PM (OX9vb) 75
I want my fake leaders to tell more believable lies.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 15, 2023 06:08 PM (wKfEI) 76
Don't know how much say in, or even knowledge of, a regiment would have in the matter. The Pentagon made it abundantly clearly during the Trump Administration that Presidential orders aren't worth more than a bucket of warm spit, unless they say so. Then afterward, Milley explicitly stated it in a book. I think any President who ordered it would find everyone struck deaf. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2023 06:08 PM (oINRc) 77
76
Don't know how much say in, or even knowledge of, a regiment would have in the matter. The Pentagon made it abundantly clearly during the Trump Administration that Presidential orders aren't worth more than a bucket of warm spit, unless they say so. Then afterward, Milley explicitly stated it in a book. I think any President who ordered it would find everyone struck deaf. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2023 06:08 PM (oINRc) That's why I say the old ways are best. Executed for treason after brief military tribunal. Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2023 06:09 PM (XtkZj) 78
Anyone who believes any statements, statistics, predictions, or promises from the Left deserves what they will get from the Left.
Subotai Bahadur Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at February 15, 2023 06:10 PM (xMHZn) 79
> Gotways will increase -- you'll just reduce the number of gotaways that we detect.
S.O.P. See also: 1) Make it impossible to detect voting fraud. 2) Cite this as evidence that voting fraud does not exist. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2023 06:10 PM (bW8dp) 80
As usual, it's about who is getting rich off yet another grifting scheme.
Posted by: Martini Farmer I noticed in the 80s onward, a lot of political donors and activists were immigration legal services who made major bank on that round of amnesty. Not the top donors, but the mid-tier and a lot of them, and lawyers who understood how to impact policies. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 15, 2023 06:10 PM (E80LD) 81
It's not the Bank of NORTH America.
Posted by: fd at February 15, 2023 06:12 PM (iayUP) 82
> Raquel died after a brief illness? There is a buttload of that going 'round.
Quite right. 82-year-old people never died after a brief illness before. Ever. It is known. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2023 06:12 PM (bW8dp) 83
I think any President who ordered it would find everyone struck deaf.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2023 06:08 PM (oINRc) --- Then that's a problem that almost *demands* an object lesson. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2023 06:12 PM (BpYfr) 84
Why do you ask? Are you missing some luggage?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! The dude must live in fear of being on TV, since each time there is a chance of someone coming forward and saying "Hey, that's my dress" and demanding someone review the tapes of the time they traveled and lost a bag. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 15, 2023 06:13 PM (E80LD) 85
Biden is Ass hoe.
Posted by: LASue at February 15, 2023 06:13 PM (Ed8Zd) 86
Hope she has a fantastic voyage.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 15, 2023 06:14 PM (wKfEI) 87
84 Gentlemen, this is junta manifest
Be even funnier if you were a burly linebacker yelling that. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 15, 2023 06:14 PM (u82oZ) 88
All your balloon belong to us.
Posted by: Chy-na at February 15, 2023 06:14 PM (ufFY8) 89
People die after brief illnesses all the time. It's nothing new.
Posted by: fd at February 15, 2023 06:14 PM (iayUP) 90
humphreyrobot
We all did, just seeing her in that jumpsuit. And yes, I did notice at a young age the removal of slime fro m her torso. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 15, 2023 06:15 PM (u82oZ) 91
89 Posted by: fd at February 15, 2023 06:14 PM (iayUP)
One thing you have to admit, any illness that kills you is either a brief or long one. Posted by: sven at February 15, 2023 06:16 PM (Lzpvj) 92
All people are the same ain't they? I mean so what if they're no Americans, that's just an idea.
Posted by: Eromero at February 15, 2023 06:17 PM (MF3yS) 93
luftbalons?
Posted by: Ciampino - black cloud, black hole, black death at February 15, 2023 05:39 PM (qfLjt) 99 of them! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2023 05:40 PM (XIJ/X) Gukballons. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 15, 2023 06:18 PM (ufFY8) 94
You know how to get an accurate count of illegals?
Offer to give them proportional representation in congress. The dems will have them counted in a week. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 15, 2023 06:18 PM (DK4U1) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 15, 2023 06:20 PM (63Dwl) 96
You know how to get an accurate count of illegals?
Offer to give them proportional representation in congress. The dems will have them counted in a week. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 15, 2023 06:18 PM (DK4U1) --- You know they will overcount (because they are evil bastards), so you'll still have to cut their "accurate count" in half, at least. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2023 06:20 PM (BpYfr) 97
Anyone who believes any statements, statistics, predictions, or promises from the Left deserves what they will get from the Left. ------- Troof. These Border Patrol officers are federal agents. Every last man jack has at least one prevaricating, wild-eyed Marxist ideologue as his boss, who he talks to frequently. If he believes the stats he's getting from the higher-ups, he's dumber than a bag of hammers. I work for a private company led by pretty smart people. And they'll start yammering about stats from the Fed, or Treasury, or BLS, and so on. With straight faces. These are honest people, who I think honestly believe the numbers they read, somehow, after so, so many "unexpected" business quarters, good and bad alike. That's bad, but if you work directly *for* the federal government there's no excuse for believing them. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2023 06:21 PM (oINRc) 98
92 All people are the same ain't they? I mean so what if they're no Americans, that's just an idea.
Posted by: Eromero at February 15, 2023 06:17 PM (MF3yS) The idea is getting killed off even faster. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 15, 2023 06:21 PM (lEVn+) 99
Declaration of North America, White House, 1/23/23
In part, "Since June, Mexico, the United States and Camada have collectively welcomed record numbers of migrants and refugees from the Western Hemisphere under new and expanded labor and humanitarian programs. Today, we affirm our joint commitment to safe, orderly, and humane migrantion under the Los Angeles Declaration and other relevant multilateral frameworks. This include assisting host communities and promotion migrantion and refugee integration; providing protection to refugees, asylum seekers, and vulnerable migrants; strengthening asylum capacity in the region; expanding and promotion regular pathways for migration and protection; addressing the root causes and impacts of irregular miration and forced displacement, and collaborating to counter xenophobia and discrimination against migrants and refugees." Posted by: Lola at February 15, 2023 06:21 PM (Wxlzw) 100
Is Camada nice ? Never been....
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2023 06:22 PM (V13WU) 101
Iconic Hollywood Actress Raquel Welch Dead at 82
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2023 06:22 PM (BRHaw) 102
Sorry for the many typos.
Posted by: Lola at February 15, 2023 06:22 PM (Wxlzw) 103
Great job, America!
But the only prez who attempted to reverse the damage of decades on this was, well, icky. And stuff. Or something. Posted by: rhomboid at February 15, 2023 06:22 PM (OTzUX) 104
100. LO_
Posted by: Lola at February 15, 2023 06:22 PM (Wxlzw) 105
I just wish every day Sundowner strokes out
Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2023 06:23 PM (xhxe8) 106
I'm not convinced that Putin and Xi are the same. I think Putin despises the WEF and globalists. Xi is funding them.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2023 06:07 PM (XtkZj) Yeah, but they both wish America ill Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2023 06:24 PM (EVR4i) 107
Das Baloon
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 15, 2023 06:24 PM (NtVYv) 108
FJB will live to 105.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 15, 2023 06:24 PM (DK4U1) 109
103 Posted by: rhomboid at February 15, 2023 06:22 PM (OTzUX)
Indeed, the worst case scenario is the NTs are genuine in their moral perfection and will only accept Jesus Christ minus Engelical Zeal as POTUS. The best case scenario is they were stupid whores who went gay for pay. Regardless the internal center-right bickering means we are doomed. Posted by: sven at February 15, 2023 06:24 PM (Lzpvj) Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2023 06:24 PM (BRHaw) 111
"We're constrained by law on some areas of rail regulation (like the braking rule withdrawn by the Trump administration in 2018 because of a law passed by Congress in 2015), but we are using the powers we do have to keep people safe."
Pete BootyJuice has figured out the train derailment. Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2023 06:25 PM (XtkZj) 112
I hear the railway reps will not be attending the holler fest due to, uh, threats.
Sue these fucks back to before the stone age. I understand that BlackRock, Chase, etc. are the big investors. Posted by: micky at February 15, 2023 06:25 PM (3byMq) 113
106 Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2023 06:24 PM (EVR4i)
Explain to me in detail how Putin's enmity for the American interest is qualitatively different than Hanna-Nikole Jones'. I can't do it. Not being a Putin super fan either, he is a cagey intelligent zealous foe. The difference between him and the people pulling FJB's strings is he is an honest open enemy. Posted by: sven at February 15, 2023 06:26 PM (Lzpvj) 114
100 Is Camada nice ? Never been....
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2023 06:22 PM (V13WU) Imports from Camada: Camry Camel Toe Camels Unfiltered Cameras Campaign Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2023 06:27 PM (BRHaw) 115
Das Baloon
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 15, 2023 06:24 PM (NtVYv) cough Der Ballon Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 15, 2023 06:27 PM (ZSK0i) 116
I'm not convinced that Putin and Xi are the same. I think Putin despises the WEF and globalists. Xi is funding them.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2023 06:07 PM (XtkZj) --- I doubt they are too fond of each other. Both are proud nationalists who want what is best for their respective people, from their own point of view, of course. What the Russian and Chinese people *actually* want is irrelevant to them. Whatever alliance they have is one of mutual convenience, nothing more. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2023 06:28 PM (BpYfr) 117
Ha ha the left is having a hissy fit because the NYT hired David French.
Posted by: fd at February 15, 2023 06:28 PM (iayUP) 118
The difference between him and the people pulling FJB's strings is he is an honest open enemy.
Posted by: sven And Putin is a nationalist. Unlike any of our leaders. Posted by: Tonypete at February 15, 2023 06:29 PM (qoGsy) 119
Nikole Hannah-Jones....
forgive my midheimers.... the main difference I can see between the left and Putin as enemies of American greatness is that in WW2 the Russians were able to put enmity aside for a bit and beat a common foe. 9/11 and the GWOT ring a bell? Donkey could not unify for more than 72 hours. Posted by: sven at February 15, 2023 06:29 PM (Lzpvj) 120
Ex. west coaster, I hear Spanish, I think illegal.
For the record: Mayans didn't speak Spanish. Since I'm on the east coast now, I'm not sure what Puerto Ricans or Cubans used to speak. Posted by: DOYLE at February 15, 2023 06:29 PM (Z8Yh2) 121
Imports from Camada:
Camry Camel Toe Camels Unfiltered Cameras Campaign Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2023 06:27 PM (BRHaw) Cam Ping Cam Pus cam pfire cam eos cam elback Posted by: runner at February 15, 2023 06:30 PM (V13WU) 122
118 Posted by: Tonypete at February 15, 2023 06:29 PM (qoGsy)
Putin, Xi, and hell even Beach Ball in Korea all love their countries and cultures. We are not allowed to elect anyone who does. Posted by: sven at February 15, 2023 06:30 PM (Lzpvj) 123
I still can't figure out why we are the only country on the planet that is not allowed to have borders.
Posted by: DJ at February 15, 2023 06:30 PM (H5y4s) 124
My opinion since Putin started this invasion he is reliving Czarist Russia
Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2023 06:30 PM (xhxe8) 125
They have adjusted the aperture on the border crossing detector so far it can't detect anything smaller than an aircraft carrier.
Illegal crossing? We detect no illegal crossing. Problem solved. Posted by: Just Lily at February 15, 2023 06:31 PM (RLLZj) 126
Even Chris Matthews once said a nation without borders is a joke.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 15, 2023 06:31 PM (63Dwl) 127
You will not have border and like it !
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2023 06:31 PM (V13WU) 128
There was a video on the tube of us with Raquel and Cher singing "I'm a Woman". Both are great undressed by Bob Mackay,.
Yikes. Posted by: Fox2! at February 15, 2023 06:32 PM (CUTlH) 129
I still can't figure out why we are the only country on the planet that is not allowed to have borders.
Because we're the richest. The rest of the globe wants that. Erased borders makes it easier to take. Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 15, 2023 06:33 PM (9KRwM) 130
F
A T H O M Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2023 06:24 PM a unit of length equal to six feet chiefly used in reference to the depth of water.... Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 15, 2023 06:33 PM (uNylN) 131
117 Ha ha the left is having a hissy fit because the NYT hired David French.
Posted by: fd ------------------ And he's there biggest ally. What a shame. Thoughts and prayers. Anyway... Pallas Kittuhs!!! https://youtu.be/32QsSxsYvPA Posted by: Puddleglum at February 15, 2023 06:33 PM (sAmhv) 132
What's a league then? Is it more than a fathom?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2023 06:34 PM (XtkZj) 133
we only have 2 countries that we share a border (well, 6 or 7 if you count the ones bordering alaska and hawaii) and its a problem. how many countries does Russia border ? 14 ? 15 ?
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2023 06:34 PM (V13WU) 134
Because we're the richest. The rest of the globe wants that. Erased borders makes it easier to take.
Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 15, 2023 06:33 PM (9KRwM) Bingo, Scogg Posted by: clutch at February 15, 2023 06:34 PM (9UmRs) 135
Of course it is all about the neighbors..look at the ME.
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2023 06:34 PM (V13WU) 136
They have adjusted the aperture on the border crossing detector so far it can't detect anything smaller than an aircraft carrier.
Illegal crossing? We detect no illegal crossing. Problem solved. Posted by: Just Lily at February 15, 2023 06:31 PM (RLLZj) --- Reminds me of a scene from Babylon 5. A political officer is appointed to oversee Captain Sheridan. She points out that sometimes in order to solve a problem, you first have to "redefine it a little." Which is why the homeless problem on Earth suddenly disappeared overnight once President Clarke was in charge. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2023 06:35 PM (BpYfr) 137
fathom i get, now do league
Posted by: DOYLE at February 15, 2023 06:35 PM (Z8Yh2) Posted by: JT at February 15, 2023 06:35 PM (T4tVD) 139
What sven said @ 119.
Posted by: Eromero at February 15, 2023 06:35 PM (MF3yS) 140
*it's
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2023 06:37 PM (V13WU) 141
we only have 2 countries that we share a border (well, 6 or 7 if you count the ones bordering alaska and hawaii) and its a problem. how many countries does Russia border ? 14 ? 15 ?
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2023 06:34 PM (V13WU) --- I'm a little fuzzy on my U.S. geography...Which countries border Hawaii again? ![]() Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2023 06:37 PM (BpYfr) 142
I just wish every day Sundowner strokes out
Posted by: Skip ---- Mixed emotions. Imagine Kamala installed as Prexy. Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2023 06:37 PM (HsC66) 143
I'm a little fuzzy on my U.S. geography...Which countries border Hawaii again?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2023 06:37 PM (BpYfr) Japan, Philippines, Fiji , Micronesia , Guam Posted by: runner at February 15, 2023 06:38 PM (V13WU) 144
Ha ha the left is having a hissy fit because the NYT hired David French. Posted by: fd at February 15, 2023 06:28 PM (iayUP) ------- For any of who use Twitter, please feel free to use and expand on this template: "David French is a str8, White, cishet, Christian patriarch and racist who wants to control women's bodies... Shame on you, @NYT. Be better. #CancelDavid #JanesRevenge #FryFrench" That ought to get the supine little cuck to write a full-throated defense of abortion on demand, from the Christian perspective. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2023 06:38 PM (oINRc) 145
Mixed emotions. Imagine Kamala installed as Prexy.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2023 06:37 PM (HsC66) --- It will be the most epic Presidential disaster in history. Glorious to watch. Might as well enjoy the show while the ship of state founders. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2023 06:38 PM (BpYfr) 146
Maritime border is a border
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2023 06:38 PM (V13WU) 147
57 countries border Hawaii. I uh grew up there so uh I would know.
Posted by: The Kenyan at February 15, 2023 06:39 PM (OUiUM) Posted by: sven at February 15, 2023 06:39 PM (Lzpvj) 149
Am I wrong ?
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2023 06:39 PM (V13WU) 150
If you were trying to destroy America would you do anything different than the Bribem junta or their enablers?
Posted by: Bosk at February 15, 2023 06:39 PM (ZVuYy) Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2023 06:39 PM (d9q+b) 152
I for one welcome our slut mouth overlord.
Posted by: fd at February 15, 2023 06:39 PM (iayUP) 153
Anyone who believes any statements, statistics, predictions, or promises from the Left deserves what they will get from the Left.
Subotai Bahadur Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at February 15, 2023 06:10 PM (xMHZn) Are you the Subotai from Belmont Club? I certainly hope so. I very much enjoyed your comments and miss them since PJ Media went behind a paywall, which lost them to me. Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at February 15, 2023 06:40 PM (KDOzY) 154
I think those are the maritime borders.
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2023 06:40 PM (V13WU) 155
A league is an arbitrary distance. A fathom is 6 feet.
But a league is understood to be much longer than 6 feet. Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2023 06:40 PM (ZLI7S) 156
If you were trying to destroy America would you do anything different than the Bribem junta or their enablers?
Posted by: Bosk ------- More, and harder...which they *are* doing. Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2023 06:40 PM (d9q+b) 157
Sundowner or the Ho, same Puppeteers, but I want Sundowner gone so people know they were had
Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2023 06:40 PM (xhxe8) 158
David French imagines he can be impregnated from the pounding he gets.
Posted by: torabora at February 15, 2023 06:40 PM (OUiUM) 159
JackStraw, which countries share a maritime border with hawaii ?
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2023 06:41 PM (V13WU) 160
42
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 15, 2023 06:41 PM (YUi59) 161
149 Posted by: runner at February 15, 2023 06:39 PM (V13WU)
Not at all....hell any Mexican that walks to Hawaii gets to stay-Sven's rule. Posted by: sven at February 15, 2023 06:41 PM (Lzpvj) 162
But a league is understood to be much longer than 6 feet.
Posted by: JackStraw ------- Tell us about it. Posted by: The Light Brigade at February 15, 2023 06:41 PM (d9q+b) 163
155 A league is an arbitrary distance. A fathom is 6 feet.
But a league is understood to be much longer than 6 feet. Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2023 06:40 PM (ZLI7S) I knew that Verne guy was full of shit. Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2023 06:42 PM (XtkZj) 164
I think those are the maritime borders.
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2023 06:40 PM (V13WU) --- Just how far do maritime boundaries extend out to sea? Hawaii is THOUSANDS of miles from the nearest inhabited territory. By that logic, South Carolina shares a border with Morocco. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2023 06:42 PM (BpYfr) Posted by: sven at February 15, 2023 06:42 PM (Lzpvj) 166
IS THERE an Agency, whose Officers will obey a Trump or DeSantis Presidential Order?
Would the U.S. Marshalls storm the FBI building? ( i think they'd storm the BATFE bldg, everyone hates those 'tards! ) Purging the P.C. from the Pentagon would likely leave a Marine Gunnery Sargent, a USN CPO, and a USAF Airman First Class in charge of the Puzzle Palace. Army Chief of Staff can join in after bucking-up the fitness standards and re-Boot Camping anyone with 2 years service or less. USA would be ripe for punishment from overseas, but what the fuck we gonna do anyway? Deploy the Little Debbie Snack Division? Gonna have to do the painful things to rebuild, and I'll hope, sooner rather than later. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2023 06:43 PM (e6UQI) 167
as I always understood it a league is 3 miles, more or less.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 15, 2023 06:43 PM (XzIdt) 168
If you were trying to destroy America would you do anything different than the Bribem junta or their enablers?
Yes. I'd slow the Hell down until we're disarmed. Keep everybody rich, well fed, and comfortable until you can do what you will without fear of resistance. The dumb-asses are moving too fast. Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 15, 2023 06:43 PM (9KRwM) 169
Willie put his league in me. A league like that yellow school bus I rode in when I was dweeeming of fweeedom.
Posted by: Kamela Harris, Pence's replacement at February 15, 2023 06:43 PM (OUiUM) 170
I guess I was wrong. Ok. Mexico, Canada and Russia. only 3.
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2023 06:43 PM (V13WU) 171
How far is 20,000 Leagues?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 15, 2023 06:44 PM (DK4U1) 172
>>JackStraw, which countries share a maritime border with hawaii ?
Never thought about it but I wouldn't think any. Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2023 06:44 PM (ZLI7S) 173
I'm not against pipe laying if it benefits me.
Posted by: Kamela Harris, Pence's replacement at February 15, 2023 06:44 PM (OUiUM) Posted by: Puddleglum at February 15, 2023 06:44 PM (sAmhv) 175
171 How far is 20,000 Leagues?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 15, 2023 06:44 PM (DK4U1) About fourteen cows. Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2023 06:44 PM (XtkZj) 176
I guess I was wrong. Ok. Mexico, Canada and Russia. only 3.
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2023 06:43 PM (V13WU) --- Now that I can agree with. I will concede that the Bering Straits between Alaska and Russia are narrow enough to constitute a proper maritime boundary. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2023 06:45 PM (BpYfr) 177
Just how far do maritime boundaries extend out to sea? Hawaii is THOUSANDS of miles from the nearest inhabited territory. By that logic, South Carolina shares a border with Morocco.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2023 06:42 PM (BpYfr) Just tell me I am wrong. Shortest path between the two points and all that. Posted by: runner at February 15, 2023 06:45 PM (V13WU) 178
146 Maritime border is a border
Posted by: runner Yes, you are wrong. It would be one thing if they were EEZ borders, but if Hawaii borders Japan, then so does California. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 15, 2023 06:46 PM (E80LD) 179
Never thought about it but I wouldn't think any.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2023 06:44 PM (ZLI7S) Guess not. Time to invade, then ? Posted by: runner at February 15, 2023 06:46 PM (V13WU) 180
Also Guam is not a foreign country bordering Hawaii
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 15, 2023 06:46 PM (E80LD) 181
Anybody can shoot a balloon. It's what happens when the balloon shoots back that matters.
Posted by: torabora at February 15, 2023 06:47 PM (OUiUM) 182
Maritime borders sounds made up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2023 06:47 PM (XtkZj) 183
They can keep their Nickelback.
Posted by: torabora at February 15, 2023 06:48 PM (OUiUM) 184
Oh. There's a NOOD
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 15, 2023 06:50 PM (guGkK) 185
According to Wikipedia, there are different types of maritime boundaries. The conventional definition is for the traditional extent before hitting international waters, at around 12km from shore.
The maximum boundary is an Exclusive Economic Zone that extends up to 200km from shore, unless the space between two countries is less than 400 km (in which case, treaties would probably delineate each country's Exclusive Economic Zone, I suppose). Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2023 06:50 PM (BpYfr) Posted by: fd at February 15, 2023 06:50 PM (iayUP) 187
According to Wikipedia, there are different types of maritime boundaries. The conventional definition is for the traditional extent before hitting international waters, at around 12km from shore.
The maximum boundary is an Exclusive Economic Zone that extends up to 200km from shore, unless the space between two countries is less than 400 km (in which case, treaties would probably delineate each country's Exclusive Economic Zone, I suppose). Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2023 06:50 PM (BpYfr) --- Note: Distances should be in n.m. (nautical miles), not km (kilometers) Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2023 06:51 PM (BpYfr) 188
Every now and then, I post this link to a Paul Harvey broadcast, from *1965*. He was prescient:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXBswFfh6AY Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2023 06:51 PM (CiQ6a) 189
How far is 20,000 Leagues?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 15, 2023 06:44 PM (DK4U1) The 20,000 leagues are not a depth, but a distance travelled by the guy on the sub. Posted by: Oldcat at February 15, 2023 06:52 PM (eoQWY) 190
National Waters are set by International Treaty as 12 miles from the Mainland.
Aerial Identification Defense Zones are denoted as 200 miles from the Mainland. Actionable Air Defense Zones (IIRC), were at 50 miles from the mainland. My info may be a bit out of date, having learned this stuff in the 1980s. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2023 06:52 PM (e6UQI) 191
1 league = ~3.45 miles
Posted by: Old Blue at February 15, 2023 06:54 PM (Pxa/w) 192
The 20,000 leagues are not a depth, but a distance travelled by the guy on the sub. Posted by: Oldcat =------ So, the Oxford comma was missing? Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2023 07:01 PM (59Ws+) 193
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