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Democrats Have Just Two Big Concerns About 2024:
1. Joe Biden
2. Kamala Harris

John Sexton writes that Democrats are "privately whispering" about Joe Biden's age and the unthinkability of him running again in his 80s.

He quotes Democrat propaganda mill CNN:

Biden's age is "omnipresent" in nearly every conversation, one person involved told CNN, at a time when he's preparing for a reelection announcement that would try to extend his time in the Oval Office until he is 86 years old...

To many top Democratic operatives and officials looking ahead, Biden's age is the top issue of his reelection campaign -- in essence, what he's running against, at least until a Republican nominee emerges, according to CNN's conversations with three dozen White House aides, elected officials, leading Democratic operatives and others beginning to prepare for the race ahead...

Still, voters bring Biden's age up constantly in focus groups. Many veer toward assuming he must be ineffective or being puppeteered: "'brain dead,' 'mush' -- 'dementia' is a word that comes up all the time," said one person who observed multiple focus group sessions during campaigns last year...

Voters young and old often say they can't really believe he's going to run. Mocking him as ancient or asleep has become an easy joke for late night comedians. Many prominent Democrats privately say some panicky version of what Robert Reich, the 76-year-old former secretary of labor, wrote recently: Biden's age is "deeply worrying, given what we know about the natural decline of the human brain and body."

Don't worry, though: Joe Biden's doctor just cleared him for duty (after Biden blew off his physical for months):

bidensphysical.jpg

Signed,

Doctor George Santos, MD

Reaboi gave me that joke.

But anyway, an expert say that a clearly cognitively challenged man is fit as a fiddle. Just like they said about John Fetterman.

So what are you even worryin' about, mate?

Sexton quotes Politico, which notes that the old joke is in fact the reality: People do not want to push Joe Biden out of running, because his obvious, oblivious successor is Kamala Harris, who is manifestly unqualified for the job.

High-level Democrats are rallying to President Biden’s reelection, not because they think it’s in the best interest of the country to have an 82-year-old start a second term but because they fear the potential alternative: the nomination of Kamala Harris and election of Donald Trump.

It's not just that she's unqualified for the job. The Democrats love nominating highly, flagrantly unqualified people.

It's that she also can't get the job, because she's so massively unpopular.

Charles Lipson:

Harris is deeply unpopular with independents, who are essential for electoral success (fewer than one in three voters view her favorably), and she is losing popularity among Democratic Party leaders. They see her ineptitude, listen to her word salads, and watch the polls with dismay. The latest evidence of Harris' fading position is a sharply critical article in the New York Times, of all places, filled with anonymous disapproval from senior Democrats, many of whom once supported her. Now, they are worried.

Their fear is that although she'd be a drag on the 2024 party ticket, she's almost impossible to drop. To win, Democrats need enthusiastic support from African Americans, who are likely to be insulted if Harris is dumped. That problem might be averted if she were replaced by another African American. But there are no obvious alternatives. If Harris is replaced, it would likely be by a white or Hispanic candidate.

Such a change would roil a party deeply invested in the politics of racial and ethnic identity, where losing groups are seen as aggrieved victims, winners as "privileged" oppressors. Those divisions are most virulent when they center on America's historic wound of race, and they would be turned inward on the party.


...

These cumulating problems have eroded Harris' popularity. It was over 50% when she and Biden took office. Now, more than half the adults surveyed view her unfavorably, including some 40% who view her "very unfavorably." The flip side of the ledger is no better. Only 14% say they have "very favorable" views; another 22% are "somewhat favorable." These bleak numbers are even worse than Biden's and make her one of the least popular vice presidents in recent history. They also explain why, if Biden runs again, only 39% want her as his running mate.

Harris' unpopularity is not limited to one or two groups. The latest Quinnipiac Poll shows she is substantially underwater with all demographic groups except one. Among blacks, 62% of registered voters view Harris favorably; only 17% unfavorably.

This racial divergence is the crux of the Democrats' predicament.

Would this dilemma disappear if Biden chose not to run? Not necessarily. In an open contest for the nomination, Kamala could well lose to another prominent Democrat, such as Sen. Amy Klobuchar, Gov. Gavin Newsom, or Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg. If Harris lost after sharp attacks and primary voting split along racial lines, the outcome could pose a problem for Democrats in the general election.

Those troubles would be dwarfed, however, if Harris actually won the nomination and faced a stronger Republican candidate than Donald Trump, without his trainload of baggage.

If Biden does run again, he's probably stuck with Harris. Democrats have painted themselves into this corner. For decades, they have mobilized voters with identity politics. They have highlighted group differences and amplified their grievances. As Joe Biden once told a black audience, they "want to put y'all back in chains." Now, that rabid dogma threatens to bite its owner.

Posted by: Ace at 06:05 PM




Comments

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1 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 06:06 PM (T4tVD)

2 I still do not believe this shit, except possibly mildly. It does not matter who they run.

It only matters in so much as it gets to the point where it is completely ludicrous that they won- and even then I am not sure it matters.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2023 06:07 PM (zZu0s)

3 Take note winning isn't a concern

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 06:07 PM (xhxe8)

4 Heh.

You do realize elections no longer matter.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 17, 2023 06:08 PM (UUBIv)

5 I think we have established that they can run a turnip and "win".

Posted by: NS at February 17, 2023 06:08 PM (iayUP)

6 >>In an open contest for the nomination, Kamala could well lose to another prominent Democrat, such as Sen. Amy Klobuchar, Gov. Gavin Newsom, or Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg.

What a murders row.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 17, 2023 06:09 PM (ZLI7S)

7 Biden and Harris were Biden and Harris in 2020. They still "won" the election. Fetterman won.

The Dems don't give two shits about "candidate quality."

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2023 06:09 PM (pwExq)

8 Why don't they just run Zombie Lenin? It's what they want, right? Surely they can make the minor problems of being a Russian; not being a US Citizen; and being dead not matter.

Philly will vote 110% for Lenin, you bet!

Posted by: GanGanowicz at February 17, 2023 06:09 PM (AxRGS)

9 off NaSty sock

Posted by: fd at February 17, 2023 06:09 PM (iayUP)

10 Merica has become totally Cuckanized

Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2023 06:09 PM (us2H3)

11 Still think Sundowner isn't going to make it to end of his term yet beyond

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 06:09 PM (xhxe8)

12 Waitaminute waitaminute waitaminute.

Kevin O'Connor, D.O.??????

I distinctly remember the dems shitting a solid gold brick when Trump had a D.O. sign off on his physical.

Do you mean to tell me it's ok now? The hell you say!! Shocking.

Posted by: Baron Munchausen at February 17, 2023 06:11 PM (C1NyB)

13 Remember when people said Biden was Obama's insurance policy? Nobody wanted Biden for President. He's stupid, unqualified, and unlikable.

Now people are saying the same of Harris.

Posted by: davidt at February 17, 2023 06:11 PM (SYTee)

14 I know everybody likes to point and laugh at Alzheimer Joe and Cummalla Hairandass, but the democrat party is going to win the presidential election in 2024.

That's all I know.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 17, 2023 06:11 PM (mSifz)

15 Kamala -- Noooooooo!

Posted by: Ciampino - Fauci - The Gnome of Bethesda at February 17, 2023 06:11 PM (qfLjt)

16 Are the walls closing in?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 17, 2023 06:11 PM (d7tk9)

17 FAAFP? F*ck Around And Find Patient?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 17, 2023 06:12 PM (Bd6X8)

18 Dammit! I just haven't been positioned properly.

Posted by: Kamala Harris, VPOTUS at February 17, 2023 06:12 PM (gUQwJ)

19 Harris' "popularity" changes if she takes over as president if Biden has to ride off into a heroic sunset due to failing health.

Incumbents are very difficult to beat. Democrat incumbents doubly so.

And with voting no longer meaning a blessed thing, and mail-in balloting and vote harvesting etc still going strong, well I don't think *any* of this shit matters and we are talking about literally nothing.

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 06:13 PM (BXxcV)

20 81 gorillion votes for the most popular ticket in history, and they're talking about completely replacing both of them. Sure.

The Dems know how fucked they are, and the best solution they have is pushing a Bush/ Romney type to take over the Republican Party.

Posted by: trev006 at February 17, 2023 06:13 PM (DTm0P)

21 Democrats Have Just Two Big Concerns About 2024:
1. mean old coot
2. stupid cackling bitch

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 06:13 PM (v0R5T)

22 To win, Democrats need enthusiastic support from African Americans, who are likely to be insulted if Harris is dumped.

What a crock of crap. The alleged high turn-out numbers in the urban enclaves are purely from ballot harvesting and good old fashioned fraud.

The black vote doesn't factor at all. Ballots cast in the name of black people decide elections.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 17, 2023 06:13 PM (l7lsb)

23 You do realize elections no longer matter.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 17, 2023 06:08 PM (UUBIv)


Unless and until there is a resolution to the cheating, that is correct.
Still waiting on a plan.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 06:13 PM (xhaym)

24 the beatification of George Floyd will cement their cultural chains for decades to come.

Posted by: x at February 17, 2023 06:13 PM (ZBPE2)

25 No path to 270. How many D governors will declareTrump the winner? None.
A crowded R field helps Trump which is why we will get a clown car of choices. They want Trump.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at February 17, 2023 06:13 PM (YVT+g)

26 You do realize elections no longer matter.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 17, 2023 06:08 PM (UUBIv)

Yeah, I do.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 17, 2023 06:13 PM (OX9vb)

27 RE: Harris is too unpopular to win. You're kidding right? She's close enough to all those black women who are in middle mgmt in all levels of government that they can't NOT nominate her when the time comes unless there's another woman of color to nominate.

Also, I'm still going to guess that there's no way for a republican (doesn't matter who) to pick up PA, AZ, MI, GA, so why wouldn't they go with the hoe bag

Posted by: KJP is a race and gender swapped Side Show Bob at February 17, 2023 06:14 PM (QpUKb)

28 Biden praised Fetterman for "leading by example". These people make my head hurt.

Posted by: fd at February 17, 2023 06:14 PM (iayUP)

29 After Biden, taking over the presidency of this country is gonna be dicey. Anybody really want to inherit this mess?

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 06:14 PM (v0R5T)

30 If Dems have things locked up due to fraud, why do they fret about this? Just an op within an op?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 17, 2023 06:14 PM (ppBhU)

31 That's all I know.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 17, 2023 06:11 PM (mSifz)


My money is still on President Yellen surviving her second impeachment without conviction in 2024

Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 06:15 PM (xhaym)

32 Dammit! I just haven't been positioned properly.
Posted by: Kamala Harris, VPOTUS
------

*ponders a Venn diagram of Willie Brown, Kamala Harris, and VPOTUS job*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2023 06:15 PM (gUQwJ)

33 It's kind of like Obama all over again. Obama chose Biden mostly as assassination insurance, Biden chose Harris (or was told to choose Harris) as resignation insurance.

Posted by: pookysgirl, observing at February 17, 2023 06:15 PM (dtlDP)

34 You do realize elections no longer matter.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 17, 2023 06:08 PM (UUBIv)

Totally, but the situation in 2024 is going to make a deep state dictatorship very untenable. To put it mildly.

The most popular solution would be to give Donald Trump the presidency, but Wall Street would rather see the country nuked to ash before that happens.

Posted by: trev006 at February 17, 2023 06:15 PM (DTm0P)

35 As others have said shortly after the 2020 fiasco, they knew there was no way to legitimately beat Trump. So they risked ( with the cover of a “pandemic” ) fraudulently beating the Will of the People with two dummies who are easily controlled.

Posted by: Rex B at February 17, 2023 06:16 PM (SIj0i)

36 Biden/Harris in a landslide!

Posted by: Cheat Machine 2024 at February 17, 2023 06:16 PM (WmGrA)

37 How in the world have we come to be ruled by these shambling retards? It must just be the natural process of entropy, where everything falls apart.

Posted by: fd at February 17, 2023 06:16 PM (iayUP)

38 After Biden, taking over the presidency of this country is gonna be dicey. Anybody really want to inherit this mess?
Posted by: wth
-------

The real serious rot began with the Clintons...then Obama, now this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2023 06:16 PM (gUQwJ)

39 To win, Democrats need enthusiastic support from African Americans, who are likely to be insulted if Harris is dumped.
........

They might have to pay their own bail.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

40 drill is hanging the campaign bunting in the basement already

Posted by: Ben Had at February 17, 2023 06:17 PM (ydzPx)

41 How in the world have we come to be ruled by these shambling retards? It must just be the natural process of entropy, where everything falls apart.
Posted by: fd
----------

Cultural decay. It always follows prosperity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2023 06:17 PM (gUQwJ)

42 If Fetterman and Katie Hobbs can be 'elected', I don't know why Democrats are worried about Joe or Kamala at the top of the ticket in 2024. The same Democrats who are concerned about Joe's age today were worried about Joe's age in early 2020. Until Joe was handed the nomination by the DNC.

And here we are.

Posted by: Gref at February 17, 2023 06:17 PM (AMIL/)

43 Biden/Harris in a landslide!

It's a nice thought, but there's no way they'd both be on an unstable hillside at the same time.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 17, 2023 06:17 PM (Bd6X8)

44 The black vote doesn't factor at all. Ballots cast in the name of black people decide elections.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 17, 2023 06:13 PM (l7lsb)

I've worked in these areas, and my experience is that about 1 out of 10 people in urban areas are political, and enthusiastic about voting. Another small percentage will say they're all crooks, but they'll reluctantly vote for black democrats, because why not.

My guess is real turnout is somewhere between 20-40% of eligible voters.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 17, 2023 06:17 PM (mSifz)

45 DeSantis for President of the New United States.

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2023 06:18 PM (pwExq)

46 You know who this country needs right now? A populist, who understands the people, and a son of a mailman. I'm tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: John Kasich at February 17, 2023 06:18 PM (PiwSw)

47 Minimum age for Presidents is 35, right? I want more candidate closer to that limit than 85.

Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 06:18 PM (gmo/4)

48 The best thing about this is Democrats suffering pain.

Posted by: Caliban at February 17, 2023 06:18 PM (w+mxH)

49 Why hasn't Biden had a meltdown yet about people trying to force him to resign?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 17, 2023 06:18 PM (eGTCV)

50 Want to know what Greta Sundberg is grownup?
Kamala Harris, but without the charm.

Posted by: Eromero at February 17, 2023 06:18 PM (MF3yS)

51 Did the doctor do a cognitive exam like the media required of Trump?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 17, 2023 06:18 PM (0t3vP)

52 The real serious rot began with the Clintons...then Obama, now this.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2023 06:16 PM (gUQwJ)

I'd say it started under GH Bush. The swarmy piece of shit.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 17, 2023 06:18 PM (N52dd)

53 It only matters in so much as it gets to the point where it is completely ludicrous that they won- and even then I am not sure it matters.

Shhhh! You are giving the game away.

People are supposed to believe that by emptying their bank account to a political party, PAC or candidate actually will matter. (it does, to the campaign manager, consultants, family member, politicians and other grifters who make bank every two years)

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 17, 2023 06:18 PM (l7lsb)

54 To many top Democratic operatives and officials looking ahead, Biden's age is the top issue of his reelection campaign

***

Nonsense, there's minutes left in him.

Weirdly, Trump looked more energetic and younger the longer he was in there.

Biden started off looking old and in two years, now looks like the Grim Reaper's passport photo.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 17, 2023 06:19 PM (wb1YC)

55 We're no longer under civilian control, it would appear.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, gimpy edition at February 17, 2023 06:19 PM (jTmQV)

56 I hear Joey aced the ice cream portion of the "exam".

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 17, 2023 06:19 PM (0t3vP)

57 I spend the afternoon clearing blackberries out of a hedge. Some of the canes were as big around as a quarter at the base. I now have a pile of blackberry vines as large as a Smart car.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 06:19 PM (xhaym)

58 Whatever.

The DemonRats proved in 2020 and again in 2022 that they can manufacture as many fake votes as they need to win either the presidential election or important Senate and House races.

There's a turnip serving as a senator in PA and Biden isn't much better cognitively. And that was obvious in 2020 to everyone. They could run a corpse for president and it would still win.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 17, 2023 06:19 PM (cvLss)

59 What is rule by shambling retards called? Kakistocracy (government by the least qualified, most stupid members) doesn't seem quite right.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 17, 2023 06:19 PM (fs1hN)

60 Totally, but the situation in 2024 is going to make a deep state dictatorship very untenable. To put it mildly.

The most popular solution would be to give Donald Trump the presidency, but Wall Street would rather see the country nuked to ash before that happens.
Posted by: trev006 at February 17, 2023 06:15 PM (DTm0P)

The smart play would probably be to have a GOPe type get the nom and the win. That way you can give the impression of impartiality and vote integrity (aka reality.)

I do not think the WEF is interested in reality though or even the smart play. Why would they be? They can rule with an iron fist now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2023 06:19 PM (zZu0s)

61 Why not just run St. Barack of the Pants Crease? I mean, sure, it's unconstitutional, but who's got standing to challenge it? And its not like Democrats voters or fraudsters are going to not vote for the guy.

Think the Supremes would say 'no" if Obama won a majority of electors? Not hardly.

Who would stop them?

Posted by: GanGanowicz at February 17, 2023 06:19 PM (AxRGS)

62 59 What is rule by shambling retards called? Kakistocracy (government by the least qualified, most stupid members) doesn't seem quite right.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 17, 2023 06:19 PM (fs1hN)

Cacagarchy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2023 06:20 PM (zZu0s)

63 I'm not about to believe CNN now just because they are saying something I would like to be true.

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2023 06:20 PM (pwExq)

64
I think we have established that they can run a turnip and "win".
Posted by: NS


Turnip will be reelected.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2023 06:20 PM (63Dwl)

65 "Cultural decay. It always follows prosperity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer"

Yes but why? What is it about people that allows the filthy froth to rise to the top?

Posted by: fd at February 17, 2023 06:20 PM (iayUP)

66 My biggest concern is the f**king monsters in control Jazz Hand and Spirit Finger us into Nuclear War.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 17, 2023 06:20 PM (up/3i)

67 The real serious rot began with the Clintons...then Obama, now this.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2023 06:16 PM (gUQwJ)
.........

Downhill all the way. To complete the slide, vote for Newsom!
Let's get this over with.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 06:20 PM (v0R5T)

68 37 How in the world have we come to be ruled by these shambling retards?


You aren't.

You are ruled by an organization of professional bureaucrats and middling office managers that control all the machinations of elections, the legal system, the tax system, the intelligence communities, the monetary system and other regulatory agencies.

The elected names mean very little. They will do whatever they want to do and they are too numerous for you to do anything about.

Some of you probably members of this ruling caste yourselves, and you do as you are told to oppress your fellow citizens because you are just a few years from a full government retirement.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 17, 2023 06:21 PM (d7tk9)

69 Trains just derail. We don't know why.

https://twitter.com/i/status/
1626238907690909696

Posted by: Gwenn at February 17, 2023 06:21 PM (9Gr7n)

70 Harris's mother is Indian and her father is Jamaican but both naturalised US citizens. So she is not African American unless Jamaicans consider themselves Africans and not Jamaicans.

Posted by: Ciampino - My kids are African Americans because born in Africa at February 17, 2023 06:21 PM (qfLjt)

71 How in the world have we come to be ruled by these shambling retards? It must just be the natural process of entropy, where everything falls apart.
Posted by: fd at February 17, 2023 06:16 PM (iayUP)

We're not. We're ruled by the oligarchs and the deep state. These elected clowns are just that: circus performers, meant to keep everyone distracted.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 17, 2023 06:21 PM (mSifz)

72 Kamala is unpopular? Gee, who knew?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 17, 2023 06:21 PM (guGkK)

73 It's that she also can't get the job, because she's so massively unpopular.

People are afraid that she will be like Obama when he bowed before the Sauds; Kamala will drop to her knees and suck dick.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 17, 2023 06:22 PM (l7lsb)

74 Regarding the Vance video and whether it shows contamination:

From a DeWine presser, "A section of Sulfur Run that is very near the crash site remains severely contaminated. We knew this. We know this. It's going to take a while to remediate this," the governor said.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 17, 2023 06:22 PM (8C7+r)

75 O/T request…

Can anyone find a link to Ace’s famous sendup of Rick Wilson (who is a Pirate)?

I used to know how to search Ace’s archives, but the search engines don’t like that anymore (or Ace has them blocked?).

Posted by: K-Bob at February 17, 2023 06:22 PM (O3tyg)

76 Name one qualification that Pete Buttplug has that vaults him into the first rank of Dem presidential contenders.

Name just one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 17, 2023 06:23 PM (guGkK)

77 HOOOOOOLLLLLLD UP!!!!

Are talking about a potential President McCarthy???

Posted by: Mitch in the kitchen at February 17, 2023 06:23 PM (zMYGS)

78 The smart play would probably be to have a GOPe type get the nom and the win. That way you can give the impression of impartiality and vote integrity (aka reality.)

I do not think the WEF is interested in reality though or even the smart play. Why would they be? They can rule with an iron fist now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2023 06:19 PM (zZu0s)

Yup. Although a Bush type could never win in the current MAGA environment, so their only hope is to sneak one in there.

Posted by: trev006 at February 17, 2023 06:23 PM (DTm0P)

79 65 "Cultural decay. It always follows prosperity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer"

Yes but why? What is it about people that allows the filthy froth to rise to the top?
Posted by: fd at February 17, 2023 06:20 PM (iayUP)

Things that work in hard, mean times work. And then people base their entire civilization around them. Civilization is wildly successful and outstrips it's peers. Once the civ has beat down anyone who can challenge them, they start to lose the sense that it was because of what they had based their entire civ around. Shit that does not work starts creeping in. Selfishness (there is always a sense of selflessness to truly successful civs.) Then it all starts really going down hill.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2023 06:23 PM (zZu0s)

80 Vice President is African American? Since when is a person born to a Indian from India and a person from Jamaica considered black. I guess if we call Warren an American Indian, its okay.

Posted by: Colin at February 17, 2023 06:23 PM (17E9H)

81 We're not. We're ruled by the oligarchs and the deep state. These elected clowns are just that: circus performers, meant to keep everyone distracted.
____

Ok, not shambling retards. Would you accept credentialed retards and the oligarchs who pay them?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 17, 2023 06:24 PM (fs1hN)

82 Sorry, but just a bunch of Beltway nonsense.

The medical report is hilarious. "Vigorous". !!!!! LOL. Trump literally exhausted staff, even Secret Service, with his maniacal energy and work ethic. This pathetic dumb nasty non-entity has never worked hard a day in his life.

And "unpopular"? What, was Biden "popular", ever, including when he got 81M votes (or, for the record, at least 75-80M?)? Oh yes, Harris' obvious idiocy, her word salads, her ineptitude doom her. Just as they doomed Clinton, Obama, and Biden over the years.

If Obama wasn't enough of a clue-bat, Biden should have been.

ANY person fogging a mirror with a "D" has a very good chance of winning a general election, period. We're really decades into this, so no more excuses for the slow learners.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 17, 2023 06:24 PM (OTzUX)

83 Name one qualification that Pete Buttplug has that vaults him into the first rank of Dem presidential contenders.

Name just one.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 17, 2023 06:23 PM (guGkK)


He is ghey.

Posted by: runner at February 17, 2023 06:24 PM (V13WU)

84 How in the world have we come to be ruled by these shambling retards? It must just be the natural process of entropy, where everything falls apart.
Posted by: fd
----------

Cultural decay. It always follows prosperity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2023 06:17 PM (gUQwJ)
......

and we never even got vomitoriums.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 06:24 PM (v0R5T)

85 Bootyjudge is gay; therefore, he's qualified to be the Dem nominee.

Posted by: PabloD at February 17, 2023 06:24 PM (6+pFt)

86 1860 Lincoln, assassinated
1880 Garfield, assassinated
1900 McKinley, assassinated
1920 Harding, died in office
1940 Roosevelt, died in office
1960 Kennedy, assassinated
1980 Reagan, attempted assassination
2000 GWB, 9/11 and attempted assassination
2020 ?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 17, 2023 06:25 PM (lTGtQ)

87 THE PResiDent Is in fanTastic sHape like play-doh.

Posted by: John Fetterman!? at February 17, 2023 06:25 PM (0t3vP)

88
Chuy! 2024!

'nuff said.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 17, 2023 06:25 PM (a3Q+t)

89 Name one qualification that Pete Buttplug has that vaults him into the first rank of Dem presidential contenders.

Name just one.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 17, 2023 06:23 PM (guGkK)


He is ghey.


All that means is he sucks, which we could tell by his job performance as Secretary of Transportation.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 17, 2023 06:26 PM (Bd6X8)

90 Name one qualification that Pete Buttplug has that vaults him into the first rank of Dem presidential contenders.

Name just one.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 17, 2023 06:23 PM (guGkK)
........

He always looks like he has shit on his upper lip.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 06:26 PM (v0R5T)

91 88
Chuy! 2024!

'nuff said.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 17, 2023 06:25 PM (a3Q+t)

I get the feeling that ace would sell us all down the river for half a can of spray cheese and an Angela White deep fur wash.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2023 06:27 PM (zZu0s)

92 That cocksucking piece of shit of an osteopath (not a real M.D.!) has stepped outside the bounds of ethical medicine by giving his opinion of what duties Biden can execute.

I'll bet they hunted for doctor they could manipulate. They undoubtedly have pictures of him fvcking a goat. Or Hunter....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2023 06:27 PM (XIJ/X)

93 1860 Lincoln, assassinated
1880 Garfield, assassinated
1900 McKinley, assassinated
1920 Harding, died in office
1940 Roosevelt, died in office
1960 Kennedy, assassinated
1980 Reagan, attempted assassination
2000 GWB, 9/11 and attempted assassination
2020 ?


2040 The Democratic Figurehead gets what appears to be a mortal head-wound be miraculously recovers

(Antichrist reference)

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 17, 2023 06:27 PM (l7lsb)

94 Why would the deep state care who the figurehead is as long as they're a rubber stamp? The only reason popularity would matter in the era of stolen elections is just so they can continue to pretend that the US isn't a corrupt shithole on the descent to 3rd world status while they rob the people blind.

Every election from here on out is fake and you all know it. Once you steal an election, what's going to stop you from stealing every election from that point on? It isn't like the government is going to start serving the people all of a sudden. Every other judge is a reliable Hawaiian judge serving the interest of the state. The shenanigans will continue until there is no longer a need to keep up the farce.

The USA as founded is done. The only question left is what flavor of tyranny will our children be subject to.

Posted by: Tom at February 17, 2023 06:27 PM (UjkZy)

95 "Selfishness (there is always a sense of selflessness to truly successful civs.)"

Selfishness. That's probably it. Voting your own self interests over that of the country's. Somebody warned us about that.

Posted by: fd at February 17, 2023 06:27 PM (iayUP)

96 Did the doctor do a cognitive exam like the media required of Trump?
Posted by: Dr Spank
--------
Administrator: "I'm going to give you three words to remember..."

Joe: "Ohhhh, words. I like words!

Administrator: "That's nice. Now here are the words: Table, car, yellow"

Joe: "Car yellow? What is a car yellow?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2023 06:27 PM (oeYLT)

97 Bruh.

My floor is 300 EVs.

PA, MI, AZ are locked up.

Posted by: Kamala at February 17, 2023 06:28 PM (8IViO)

98 the beatification of George Floyd will cement their cultural chains for decades to come.
Posted by: x


Oh, there'll be another. This de-policing jag is designed to increase crime. They are eagerly waiting for another cop to kill someone, or even better, a vigilante.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2023 06:28 PM (XF9Gj)

99 I'll bet they hunted for doctor they could manipulate. They undoubtedly have pictures of him fvcking a goat. Or Hunter....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2023 06:27 PM (XIJ/X)



To be fair, he is an associate professor at a second-tier medical school.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 17, 2023 06:28 PM (guGkK)

100 >>Name one qualification that Pete Buttplug has that vaults him into the first rank of Dem presidential contenders.

>>Name just one.

I think that's one of the problems the left sees coming not to mention the loss of their propaganda organ Twitter. They could at least pretend old Uncle Joe was popular. He was the kindly old statesman that even Obama liked so much he picked him for VP. Most of the polls around election time had Joe marginally ahead.

None of these other clowns have that going for them least of all Buttguy and all of them are all in on the Biden agenda that people hate. Going to be awfully tough to any of these clowns appear popular.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 17, 2023 06:28 PM (ZLI7S)

101 https://tinyurl.com/34w6td26
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Sundowner is pushing more racial hatred #8 with his usual lies

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 06:28 PM (xhxe8)

102 And a Doctor of Osteopathy to boot!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 17, 2023 06:28 PM (guGkK)

103 Name one qualification that Pete Buttplug has that vaults him into the first rank of Dem presidential contenders.

Name just one.


The only one that matters: The Press touches themselves when Pete winks or smiles at them.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 17, 2023 06:28 PM (l7lsb)

104 95 "Selfishness (there is always a sense of selflessness to truly successful civs.)"

Selfishness. That's probably it. Voting your own self interests over that of the country's. Somebody warned us about that.
Posted by: fd at February 17, 2023 06:27 PM (iayUP)

Well, the founders tried to get around that by circumscribing the power of the government and it's ability to take in money (and hence, buy power.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2023 06:29 PM (zZu0s)

105 They said he was physically fine for his age. Nothing cognitive. Was he even tested?

Posted by: Piper at February 17, 2023 06:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

106 forced lockdowns are over, that is their real problem

Posted by: runner at February 17, 2023 06:29 PM (V13WU)

107 You know who else was attended by a quack doctor?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 17, 2023 06:30 PM (guGkK)

108 who are going to believe, a corrupt "doctor", or your lying eyes and ears ?!

Posted by: runner at February 17, 2023 06:30 PM (V13WU)

109 and we never even got vomitoriums.
Posted by: wth


Pedent: it doesn't mean that. It's just an exit from a public forum.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2023 06:30 PM (XF9Gj)

110 forced lockdowns are over, that is their real problem

Posted by: runner at

Problem where?

Posted by: Senator Fetterman at February 17, 2023 06:31 PM (8IViO)

111 107 You know who else was attended by a quack doctor?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 17, 2023 06:30 PM (guGkK)

Lincoln and a whole host of people for Garfield.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2023 06:31 PM (zZu0s)

112
To be fair, he is an associate professor at a second-tier medical school.
Posted by: Cicero
---------

Is there a top tier Med school anymore? They all seem to have sold their souls to the Federal government.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2023 06:31 PM (oeYLT)

113 "Trump to visit East Palestine after toxic train derailment
A source familiar with Trump's travel plans said the former president plans to visit East Palestine, Ohio on Wednesday"

https://tinyurl.com/bd2mjh6u

Posted by: redridinghood at February 17, 2023 06:31 PM (NpAcC)

114 >You know who else was attended by a quack doctor?
Posted by: Cicero


George Washington

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 17, 2023 06:31 PM (geLO8)

115 Democrats aren't even worried about 2024, they only fear they have is Trump getting back in. Any other candidate, any other, and the Uniparty business goes on like always.

All they fear is an outsider. They sure as fuck don't fear us.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 17, 2023 06:32 PM (xcxpd)

116 Administrator: "I'm going to give you three words to remember..."

Joe: "Ice cream, balloons, Russia?"


Administrator: "That's four words... aw fuckit. NURSE!"

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 06:32 PM (v0R5T)

117 Buttplug cries himself to sleep every night, lamenting

"why aint I black ??"

Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2023 06:32 PM (us2H3)

118 Of course, Lincoln's problem was not the quack doctor- he had a hole in his head.

Garfield had whole teams of doctors who kept sticking their fingers into his bullet wound.

Kind of like how doctors have to do with Male to female trannys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2023 06:32 PM (zZu0s)

119 "Trump to visit East Palestine after toxic train derailment
A source familiar with Trump's travel plans said the former president plans to visit East Palestine, Ohio on Wednesday"


That's a great move. Embarrass little FJB.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 17, 2023 06:32 PM (guGkK)

120 You know who else was attended by a quack doctor?


===

You are thinking of emperor Claudius !

Posted by: runner at February 17, 2023 06:33 PM (V13WU)

121 I honestly don’t think it matters. No one will do anything about election integrity. It will just be whoever the Dems and Rinos decide. But it won’t be Trump or Desantis. I hope I have to eat my words, truly I do.

Posted by: Piper at February 17, 2023 06:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

122 and we never even got vomitoriums.
Posted by: wth

Pedent: it doesn't mean that. It's just an exit from a public forum.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2023 06:30 PM (XF9Gj)
.........

Everybody keeps telling me that, but as Americans I think we can do better.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 06:33 PM (v0R5T)

123 I'll bet they hunted for doctor they could manipulate. They undoubtedly have pictures of him fvcking a goat. Or Hunter....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2023 06:27 PM


Dear Mr. Dildo,
I have long admired your staunch, rock-ribbed impartiality and ability to see all sides of an issue.

Therefore, it is with trepidation and alarm that I note your assumption that the good doctor is an -er, rather than an -ee when it comes to the physical action you assume is what's being used to encourage certain conclusions on his part.

I hope for rapid improvement.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 17, 2023 06:33 PM (a3Q+t)

124 Every other judge is a reliable Hawaiian judge serving the interest of the state.

Have you seen the functionaries that are going to be rubber stamped on to the federal benches?

They don't know the law, totally unfamiliar with the Constitution, have no wisdom, cannot comprehend Right from Wrong, and could never recognize Just-Justice, only social-justice, climate-justice, economic-justice, etc.

Congress is just a collection of 535 corrupt grifters who have surrendered all of their Constitutional authority to EOs, regulatory agencies and a corrupt judiciary.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 17, 2023 06:33 PM (l7lsb)

125 "why aint I black ??"
Posted by: REDACTED


YOU AINT BLACK!!!

Posted by: President Scranton Joe at February 17, 2023 06:34 PM (fs1hN)

126 And a bonus at end of Bad Blue Dr Frankenstein

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 06:34 PM (xhxe8)

127 Posted by: Tom at February 17, 2023 06:27 PM (UjkZy)

......


I find nothing in your statement which I disagree with.

The time has come to teach your kids to keep their heads down, guard any unapproved thoughts from virtually any and everyone, and conduct themselves in as harmless a secretive anonymity as they can.

They can no longer trust anyone or any system and may rely solely on the revealed Scriptural truths about the world and themselves during the coming tribulation before the end times apocalypse.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 17, 2023 06:34 PM (d7tk9)

128 Vigorous? The Incredible Husk? The doctor is a comedian it seems.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2023 06:35 PM (VwHCD)

129 >Vigorous? The Incredible Husk? The doctor is a comedian it seems.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


I imagine he was told what to say

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 17, 2023 06:36 PM (geLO8)

130 Name one qualification that Pete Buttplug has that vaults him into the first rank of Dem presidential contenders.

Name just one.



Xhe's gay.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 17, 2023 06:36 PM (8Sqzu)

131 So.
It seems given this level of concern, that there is a point beyond which the Dems cannot cheat their way into office.
I wonder just what that is.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2023 06:36 PM (anj39)

132 Right now guess is Sundowner isn't going to be around, The Ho will get a offer she can't refuse. Buttabuddy shot himself in the foot now and Gruesome is left in 2024

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 06:36 PM (xhxe8)

133 I hate people.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 17, 2023 06:37 PM (O9Lr2)

134 is Cuba about to become the party town of yore ??

I will die a happy man

Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2023 06:37 PM (us2H3)

135 57 I spend the afternoon clearing blackberries out of a hedge. Some of the canes were as big around as a quarter at the base. I now have a pile of blackberry vines as large as a Smart car.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 06:19 PM (xhaym)

You have my sincere sympathies.
I hate fucking backberries, they're the devil's vines.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 17, 2023 06:37 PM (xcxpd)

136 I'm guessing it's Newsome too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 17, 2023 06:37 PM (XtkZj)

137 129 >Vigorous? The Incredible Husk? The doctor is a comedian it seems.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


I imagine he was told what to say
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe



If the doctor wants to keep his fat FedGov pension, he'll follow orders.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 17, 2023 06:37 PM (8Sqzu)

138 Name one qualification that Pete Buttplug has that vaults him into the first rank of Dem presidential contenders.

Name just one.



He is fluent in the Woke language.

Posted by: Gref at February 17, 2023 06:37 PM (AMIL/)

139 130 Name one qualification that Pete Buttplug has that vaults him into the first rank of Dem presidential contenders.

Name just one.

embrace the power of the gloryhole

Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2023 06:38 PM (us2H3)

140
Oh dear! the walls are closing in!

Biden / Harris 2024 is your porridge. Eat it.

Posted by: Auspex at February 17, 2023 06:38 PM (j4U/Z)

141 The best thing about being a Democrat is you don't have to campaign or debate anymore!

Posted by: Governor Hobbs at February 17, 2023 06:38 PM (8IViO)

142 I hate fucking backberries, they're the devil's vines.
Posted by Mark Andrew Edwards

Then stop fucking them?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 17, 2023 06:38 PM (O9Lr2)

143 And a bonus at end of Bad Blue Dr Frankenstein
Posted by: Skip

Supposed to freeze tonight.

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 06:39 PM (T4tVD)

144 They don't know the law, totally unfamiliar with the Constitution, have no wisdom, cannot comprehend Right from Wrong, and could never recognize Just-Justice, only social-justice, climate-justice, economic-justice, etc.
--------

Just like my City Council. No difference at all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2023 06:39 PM (VG0cN)

145 142 I hate fucking backberries, they're the devil's vines.
Posted by Mark Andrew Edwards

Then stop fucking them?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 17, 2023 06:38 PM (O9Lr2)

That's what I've been doing wrong all this time?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 17, 2023 06:40 PM (xcxpd)

146 Had to get dinner cooking so late to this thread.

I don't think I'm ready for this so I'll uy hotdogs, popcorn, and beer and sit back and watch the Libs squirm.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 17, 2023 06:40 PM (D89Il)

147 I hate people.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I don't believe ya !

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 06:40 PM (T4tVD)

148 133 I hate people.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 17, 2023 06:37 PM (O9Lr2)

This is wise.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2023 06:40 PM (zZu0s)

149 "But when you present, the, the, the suggestion that anyone is saying, um, that, that it is time for a new generation, and they’re running against the person who is president, um, and it, when presented as though it’s an attack, I would like to let, let us all be clear that the attack is misplaced. If the point of it is that we need leadership that is strong, because we have a strong leader in Joe Biden."
-- Kamala Harris

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 17, 2023 06:40 PM (a3Q+t)

150 Yep, Newsom it is. Instead of people leaving CA they will be leaving the U.S.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 06:41 PM (v0R5T)

151 Gavin Newsome. He's the Mitt Romney of the...

Wait, no, he's loyal.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 17, 2023 06:41 PM (XtkZj)

152 Name one qualification that Pete Buttplug has that vaults him into the first rank of Dem presidential contenders.

Name just one.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 17, 2023 06:23 PM (guGkK)


Right now he takes it in the squeak hole every chance he gets. If elected, he'll continue to do that but with the added benefit of getting us in our squeak hole every chance he gets.



Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 06:41 PM (gmo/4)

153 I hate people.

Beer's in the fridge, your spot is waiting on the couch and there's new batteries in the remote.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 17, 2023 06:41 PM (Bd6X8)

154 Yep, Newsom it is. Instead of people leaving CA they will be leaving the U.S.
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 06:41 PM (v0R5T)
---
But where can we go?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 17, 2023 06:41 PM (BpYfr)

155 That's what I've been doing wrong all this time?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 17, 2023 06:40 PM (xcxpd)

Maybe try Blueberries or Strawberries.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2023 06:42 PM (zZu0s)

156 I hate people.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 17, 2023 06:37 PM


Wh'ud I do now?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 17, 2023 06:42 PM (a3Q+t)

157 Translation:

The 2024 theft is not as smooth with Biden and Karmella running on how awesome 200% food inflation is and WWIII with Russia.

Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 17, 2023 06:42 PM (Emu9a)

158 How will the Democrats win with a senile idiot at the top of the ticket and a cackling moron on the bottom?

The same way they won in 2020 - vote fraud.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 06:42 PM (lc5cP)

159 142 I hate fucking backberries, they're the devil's vines.
Posted by Mark Andrew Edwards
.......

I think you misspelled 'dingle'.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

160 I'm pale, flabby, inbred and I will switch parties faster than Jill can drop her panties!

Please clap!

Posted by: Jeb! at February 17, 2023 06:42 PM (R/m4+)

161 the wiki hagiography on kamala goes to great lengths to burnish her African-American claims

neighbors took her to AA churches as a child. where she sang in the choir
she was 'bused' as a schoolgirl
and her father, a Jamaican, was actually an 'African-Jamaican'

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 17, 2023 06:43 PM (geLO8)

162 Name one qualification that Pete Buttplug has that vaults him into the first rank of Dem presidential contenders.

Most penises sipped by a white boy among the contenders?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 06:43 PM (lc5cP)

163 Democrats Have Just Two Big Concerns About 2024:
1. Reliability of their cheating infrastructure.
2. DJT.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Corrupted at February 17, 2023 06:43 PM (24fqN)

164 But where can we go?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 17, 2023 06:41 PM (BpYfr)

To Mars!

Posted by: Elon the Repo Man at February 17, 2023 06:44 PM (v0R5T)

165 I hate sin.

Unfortunately, I sometimes extend that to the person committing the sin, especially politicians.

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 06:44 PM (ZTzFi)

166 Supposed to freeze tonight.

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 06:39 PM (T4tVD)

It's just a tease. Winter 2022-2023 is worse than a prom date who secretly promised to remain pure...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2023 06:44 PM (XIJ/X)

167 Blacks sure are tribal.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 17, 2023 06:44 PM (17s+e)

168 She was 'bused' as a schoolgirl
___

Bull.

I lived in the bay area as a kid back in the 70s.

There was no bussing going on.

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 06:45 PM (ZTzFi)

169 It's just a tease. Winter 2022-2023 is worse than a prom date who secretly promised to remain pure...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2023 06:44 PM (XIJ/X)

Interesting metaphor...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2023 06:45 PM (zZu0s)

170 Yep, Newsom it is. Instead of people leaving CA they will be leaving the U.S.
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 06:41 PM (v0R5T)
---
But where can we go?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 17, 2023 06:41 PM (BpYfr)
*****
Galt's Gulch

Posted by: redridinghood at February 17, 2023 06:45 PM (NpAcC)

171 I see nothing being done to stop what happened in 2020 and 2022 from happening again. Not one finger lifted by the RNC.

They don't believe it even happened.

So yeah, it really doesn't matter who they nominate at this point. No path to victory.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 17, 2023 06:45 PM (XtkZj)

172 >>Name one qualification that Pete Buttplug has that vaults him into the first rank of Dem presidential contenders.

he can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 17, 2023 06:45 PM (geLO8)

173 I take it The Ho was closer to her mommy's roots as a Asian Indian

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 06:45 PM (xhxe8)

174 Supposed to freeze tonight.

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 06:39 PM (T4tVD)


Supposed to get to -17 F by next Tuesday here.

Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 06:45 PM (gmo/4)

175 I hate people.
Posted by: nurse
........

Think you may be in the wrong business?

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 06:46 PM (v0R5T)

176 Most penises sipped by a white boy among the contenders?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 06:43 PM


That's not as easy as it used to be. Apparently, the average size of the adult human penis has increased 24% over the last 30 years.

Now there's some good news to end your week with.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 17, 2023 06:46 PM (a3Q+t)

177 Supposed to freeze tonight.

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 06:39 PM (T4tVD)

It's just a tease. Winter 2022-2023 is worse than a prom date who secretly promised to remain pure...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

It ain't over til Tank Abrams sings.....

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 06:46 PM (T4tVD)

178 Blacks sure are tribal.
___

Some of us are loners, for good reason.

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 06:46 PM (ZTzFi)

179 Even worst than the Dems being stuck with Veep Throat, is that we who love our country would be too.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2023 06:46 PM (qoGsy)

180 Kamala 2024 -- "Still More Popular Than Syphilis"

"Running Neck and Neck With Scabies"

When voters are asked if they prefer Harris or a sharp stick in the eye, 9 out of 10 responded with

"Do I get to pick which eye?"

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2023 06:47 PM (JOtiF)

181 167 Blacks sure are tribal.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 17, 2023 06:44 PM (17s+e)

It's not just blacks. PEOPLE are tribal. Why do you think liberal Jews come from? Or Wine Moms? Or Gay people? Or the WEF types? Or any of the hundreds of groups we discuss constantly?

People are tribal- it is just how they define their tribe- or the tribe they WANT to belong to.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2023 06:47 PM (zZu0s)

182 Name one qualification that Pete Buttplug has that vaults him into the first rank of Dem presidential contenders.
Name just one.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 17, 2023 06:23 PM (guGkK)

He loves for other men to stick their shit covered dicks up his ass and fill him up with their sperm, like me.

He wins in a landslide.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum, Sodomite And Former Mayor at February 17, 2023 06:47 PM (R/m4+)

183 Some of us are loners, for good reason.
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 06:46 PM (ZTzFi)



FJB would tell you, "you ain't black."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 17, 2023 06:47 PM (guGkK)

184 Barely freezing, 40s tomorrow, 60 Monday

My kind of winter

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 06:47 PM (xhxe8)

185 I hate fucking backberries, they're the devil's vines.
Posted by Mark Andrew Edwards

Then stop fucking them?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 17, 2023 06:38 PM

Nurse, with the only possible response.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 06:47 PM (Wnv9h)

186 >Bull.

I lived in the bay area as a kid back in the 70s.

There was no bussing going on.

Posted by: SMH


tell Wiki

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 17, 2023 06:47 PM (geLO8)

187 165 If I asked for salvation, I think Jesus would show me the transcript of everything I've written here. A lot of sinning. IRL too.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Corrupted at February 17, 2023 06:47 PM (24fqN)

188 >>So.
It seems given this level of concern, that there is a point beyond which the Dems cannot cheat their way into office.
I wonder just what that is.

Plausibility. Democrats spent 4 years demonizing Trump in every way possible and ignoring all his accomplishments and then took a candidate that wasn't totally offensive and made him seem plausible.

It will a different world after 4 years of Biden's destruction and failure and they have zero bench.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 17, 2023 06:47 PM (ZLI7S)

189 I really REALLY want to start throwing things.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 17, 2023 06:48 PM (Otsi6)

190 That's not as easy as it used to be. Apparently, the average size of the adult human penis has increased 24% over the last 30 years.

Now there's some good news to end your week with.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 17, 2023 06:46 PM (a3Q+t)
---
You mean the special herbal remedies offered through those popup ads actually WORK?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 17, 2023 06:48 PM (BpYfr)

191 I'm pale, flabby, inbred, my wife's a midget, and I will switch parties faster than Jill can drop her panties!

Please clap!
Posted by: Jeb! at February 17, 2023 06:42 PM (R/m4+)

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 06:48 PM (v0R5T)

192 FJB would tell you, "you ain't black."
Posted by: Cicero
___

*yawn*

Like I haven't heard that before.

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 06:48 PM (ZTzFi)

193 Barely freezing, 40s tomorrow, 60 Monday

My kind of winter
Posted by: Skip

My birdbath will tell ya.....

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 06:48 PM (T4tVD)

194
It will a different world after 4 years of Biden's destruction and failure and they have zero bench.


We went from the best economy in history to the worst in a few scant years.

As Obama pointed out, Biden is the ability to f*ck anything up

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 06:48 PM (lc5cP)

195 It will a different world after 4 years of Biden's destruction and failure and they have zero bench.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 17, 2023 06:47 PM (ZLI7S)



*ahem*

Posted by: The Phantom Red Tsunami at February 17, 2023 06:49 PM (guGkK)

196 He loves for other men to stick their shit covered dicks up his ass and fill him up with their sperm, like me.

He wins in a landslide.
Posted by: Andrew Gillum, Sodomite And Former Mayor at February 17, 2023 06:47 PM

Isn't this, too, the story of Obama?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 06:49 PM (Wnv9h)

197 I really REALLY want to start throwing things.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 17, 2023 06:48 PM


You need to calm down.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 17, 2023 06:49 PM (a3Q+t)

198 Are you saying Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor?

Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 06:49 PM (gmo/4)

199 Nood. Hits that are quick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2023 06:49 PM (zZu0s)

200 Apparently, the average size of the adult human penis has increased 24% over the last 30 years.

And note the number of Jamaicans in the survey increased by 24% as well

Posted by: He blinded me with scien...his penis at February 17, 2023 06:49 PM (lc5cP)

201 189 I really REALLY want to start throwing things.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 17, 2023 06:48 PM (Otsi6)

There's some paper targets just eyeballin you at the range.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 17, 2023 06:50 PM (XtkZj)

202 I really REALLY want to start throwing things.

Posted by: nurse ratched

Go down to the beach and throw stones.
(no! Read that again! Do not throw stones at the stoners!)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 17, 2023 06:50 PM (D89Il)

203 If I asked for salvation, I think Jesus would show me the transcript of everything I've written here. A lot of sinning. IRL too.
___

There isn't a commandment I haven't broken.

If He can save me, He can save you.

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 06:50 PM (ZTzFi)

204 Posted by: The Phantom Red Tsunami at February 17, 2023 06:49 PM (guGkK)

Areas with strong vote protection showed a red tsunami.

Those without did not.

Posted by: He blinded me with scien...his penis at February 17, 2023 06:50 PM (lc5cP)

205 Duncanthrax,

And here I thought you were an intelligent man.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 17, 2023 06:51 PM (Otsi6)

206 I really REALLY want to start throwing things.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 17, 2023 06:48 PM

Here, nurse...hold up your glass.

*pours All the Vodka into the USB port*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 06:51 PM (Wnv9h)

207 There isn't a commandment I haven't broken.

So most people have at least one they haven't...

You shall not murder.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 06:51 PM (lc5cP)

208 nurse, I'll be giving you a phone call around 6 your time.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 17, 2023 06:51 PM (ydzPx)

209 Are you saying Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor?
Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 06:49 PM (gmo/4)


Non-canonical sources suggest Jesus had a ready inventory of rabbi jokes and he used some to warm up the crowd at the Sermon on the Mount.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 17, 2023 06:51 PM (guGkK)

210 >>Areas with strong vote protection showed a red tsunami.

>>Those without did not.

And we did win the House and much to surprise of many McCarthy is doing exactly what he said he would.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 17, 2023 06:51 PM (ZLI7S)

211 You mean the special herbal remedies offered through those popup ads actually WORK?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I can see your student's next semester's research paper assignment already!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 17, 2023 06:52 PM (D89Il)

212 203 Thank you for that. Bless you.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Corrupted at February 17, 2023 06:52 PM (24fqN)

213 She was 'bused' as a schoolgirl
___

Bull.

I lived in the bay area as a kid back in the 70s.

There was no bussing going on.


There definitely was bussing going on in the central valley during that time. I got bussed across town, and the bus stop was in front of the school a block from the house. Of course it was Stockton, so it may have been just how screwed up that district was.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 17, 2023 06:52 PM (Bd6X8)

214 Apparently, the average size of the adult human penis has increased 24% over the last 30 years.

Still can't see it.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at February 17, 2023 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

215 Barely freezing, 40s tomorrow, 60 Monday

My kind of winter
Posted by: Skip

All of the neighborhood daffodils are blooming. There are hundreds of them.

In February. Never seen anything like it.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2023 06:52 PM (qoGsy)

216 >>>That's not as easy as it used to be. Apparently, the average size of the adult human penis has increased 24% over the last 30 years.

Now there's some good news to end your week with.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
----------------------------------

It's those peter pumpers. They should be aware that vascular stretching's ultimate result is flaccidity.
But it'll look good in a swim suit.



Posted by: Braenyard at February 17, 2023 06:52 PM (qAxsL)

217 Quickies are nood
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=403222

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 17, 2023 06:53 PM (3CCua)

218 >>> And we did win the House and much to surprise of many McCarthy is doing exactly what he said he would.
Posted by: JackStraw
---------------------------

Thank you, Matt Gaetz. Something many are loath to say.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 17, 2023 06:54 PM (qAxsL)

219 Fetterman is the obvious choice. Or maybe the Beast Rabban.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 17, 2023 06:54 PM (7UoY4)

220 Ben Had,

I am having dinner with a friend tonight. Another time?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 17, 2023 06:55 PM (eV35g)

221 Yep, Newsom it is. Instead of people leaving CA they will be leaving the U.S.
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 06:41 PM (v0R5T)
---
But where can we go?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
--------

Ronald Reagan — ‘If we lose freedom here, there is no place to escape to. This is the last stand on earth.’ If we lose freedom here, there is no place to escape to."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2023 06:57 PM (oeYLT)

222 My daffodils are up at least 6 inches

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 07:07 PM (xhxe8)

223 SMH @ 178-
I want y'all and me to lsnd up in the same tribe, or horde.

Posted by: Eromero at February 17, 2023 07:09 PM (MF3yS)

224 84
and we never even got vomitoriums.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 06:24 PM (v0R5T)
----
Lots of fornicatoriums though.

Posted by: Ciampino - Pizza Parlour and Pedo Island at February 17, 2023 07:11 PM (qfLjt)

225 86 1860 Lincoln, assassinated
1880 Garfield, assassinated
1900 McKinley, assassinated
1920 Harding, died in office
1940 Roosevelt, died in office
1960 Kennedy, assassinated
1980 Reagan, attempted assassination
2000 GWB, 9/11 and attempted assassination
2020 ?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 17, 2023 06:25 PM (lTGtQ)
----
2020 Constitution assassinated

Posted by: Ciampino -- Pizza Parlour and Pedo Island at February 17, 2023 07:12 PM (qfLjt)

226 The Communists have imprisoned grandma , grandpa, vets, and a lot of other innocent people who simply protested the theft of the 2020 election. No matter what is said there is not a sentient human being that does not Know the 2020 election was stolen...and dont even start down the Kari Lake path which is next level theft

The Communists play for keeps and the GOPe(mConnell and Co.) eagerly help the Communists win as long as the grift line extends to Mitch and his fellow traitors.

It's truly Fort Apache time.
Mostly what deplorable nation gives the Communist elite is labor. Time to do a Ghandi. and shut it down!....

Posted by: Voter theater. at February 17, 2023 07:15 PM (4fVII)

227 Put your fears & questiins behind you for crazy K told Andea Mitchell she's running with Joe Biden, even when asked if she wants to be President.

So dead or alive, she's running with Joe.

Posted by: Lola at February 17, 2023 07:33 PM (Wxlzw)

228 I'm making $100 an hour working from home. i was greatly surprised at the same time as my neighbour advised me she changed into averaging $100 however I see the way it works now. I experience mass freedom now that I'm my non-public boss.
I highly recommend everyone to apply… www.Payathome7.com

Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at February 18, 2023 07:13 AM (MHWNP)

229 They can fix the election however they like. I have a feeling 2024 is the GOPe's turn. It's the "See? You can win if it's not a meanie, orange reformer! Now settle down and shut up!"

Posted by: Karen at February 18, 2023 01:19 PM (bTBG4)

230 While I know what a-fib is, I cannot help but read it as "A fib" since they usually do.

Posted by: Lee at February 18, 2023 02:26 PM (Tckfm)

231 Of course Biden is running again, the Chinese have six years left on the lease.

Posted by: Oldfogey at February 19, 2023 07:29 PM (NWnwl)

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