Candy Heart Cafe

Hjørlskavaad, Norway

I made up the name "Hjørlskavaad," but that's what I'd guess this place is called, going from general impressions and Names of Odin's Magical Ravens and Goats. I bet I have 50% of the letters right.

For Valentines Day -- what women want.

Family gives mom a collective present.

Aw: Rooster is a romantic true gentleman.

Her side-eye is elite level.

Caracal hisses at veterinarian, but he gives no cares.

Old link: The Velociraptor-On-the-Loose prank.

This high tide is crazy.

They're still more professional than Don LeMon.

When engineers get into a pissing match.

Pete Butigieg just announced he's going on vacation again. So, you know, expect some transportation problems.

Give it a try.. 😂

Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️ pic.twitter.com/fzsIto0nCh
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) February 14, 2023

In the below video, he has to come back to the door because the helium balloon got caught on the other side of the door.

Happy Valentine’s Day.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/jKkFKmO6Fq
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) February 14, 2023

We try, ladies. We're just cursed to fail Valentine's Day.

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1 Nice pic up top! Now *there's* a fjord worth pining for!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2023 07:48 PM (BpYfr)

2 Norway? Now I'm pinin' for the fjords.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 14, 2023 07:48 PM (guGkK)

3 That's a gorgeous glacial valley and I bet all of those nice farms are SOL when the river floods.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 14, 2023 07:51 PM (Lq2t5)

4 Beautiful picture topside. Imagine how three or four California government agencies could fuck it up in a year.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 14, 2023 07:52 PM (lz5hY)

5 Time for a few this evening

Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2023 07:53 PM (xhxe8)

6 I feel bad for the guy at the door

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 14, 2023 07:54 PM (Xlnez)

7 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2023 07:54 PM (qoGsy)

8
Steaks are devoured
Cheesecake is gone
Now is the time we
______ until dawn

(Insert age appropriate word as you see fit)

Posted by: fd at February 14, 2023 07:54 PM (iayUP)

9 Norway looks pretty.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 14, 2023 07:54 PM (OX9vb)

10 Somehow don't think I would fall for the T-Rex prank

Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2023 07:55 PM (xhxe8)

11 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at February 14, 2023 07:57 PM (8+BeL)

12 (Insert age appropriate word as you see fit)

Play Risk until dawn?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 14, 2023 07:57 PM (fs1hN)

13 Like the romantic rooster.

As far as Pete Bootgieg, he needs to go on a permanent vacation from his job as Transportation Secretary, a job he's totally unqualified for. Maybe he and luggage stealing cross dresser can go together someplace romantic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2023 07:58 PM (Gjf0x)

14 The people of Norway are called Norwaygians.

Posted by: Karin Jean-Dumbass at February 14, 2023 07:58 PM (iayUP)

15 I like that Norway Pic.

Which building is the Islamic Outreach and Rape center?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 14, 2023 07:59 PM (R/m4+)

16 I liked the romantic rooster video.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2023 07:59 PM (Gjf0x)

17 "Play Risk until dawn?
Posted by: Chuck Martel"

This guy gets it!

Posted by: 14 year old fd at February 14, 2023 07:59 PM (iayUP)

18 >>>Family gives mom a collective present.

Mom needs to dial it back a notch here.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 14, 2023 08:00 PM (PyOKD)

19 Sorry. Didn't mean to post that twice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2023 08:00 PM (Gjf0x)

20 Butigeig is pretty useless isn't he?

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at February 14, 2023 08:01 PM (mnUzy)

21 Don't remember Risk games all night, but certainly day long

Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2023 08:02 PM (xhxe8)

22 As far as Pete Bootgieg, he needs to go on a permanent vacation from his job as Transportation Secretary, a job he's totally unqualified for. Maybe he and luggage stealing cross dresser can go together someplace romantic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2023 07:58 PM (Gjf0x)

Like all of this "administration" he is selected for ideological purity, not competence.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 14, 2023 08:02 PM (pJWtt)

23 Butigeig is pretty useless isn't he?

Well, I've heard that he's a good politician. He knows how to take a poll. Wait....

Posted by: Archimedes at February 14, 2023 08:03 PM (eOEVl)

24 Happy VD Day!

Gwar - I Hate Love Songs

https://youtu.be/VierrUZDKek

Posted by: Robert at February 14, 2023 08:03 PM (bdGsl)

25 Watched the roller coaster video. Brings back memories of the Wild Cat and Jack Rabbit at Idora Park, Youngstown. The Wild Cat burned down, along with some buildings, and that was about the end of the park. Roller coaster fans had the Wild Cat held in great esteem.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 14, 2023 08:04 PM (lz5hY)

26 In a sane world, all Butigeig would be qualified for is working at McDonalds or maybe CalTrans here in Cali - they are pretty worthless too.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at February 14, 2023 08:04 PM (mnUzy)

27 All That Remains - Fuck Love

https://youtu.be/-PkdSowYd4s

Posted by: Robert at February 14, 2023 08:04 PM (dp/nd)

28 Don't remember Risk games all night, but certainly day long
Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2023 08:02 PM (xhxe

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I had more than one all-night roleplaying adventure...fun times back in college!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2023 08:05 PM (BpYfr)

29 We moved on from Risk pretty quickly. Games usually maybe 3-4 hrs. Axis and Allies could easily take all night in my friend's basement, especially when broken up by foosball and pingpong, and maybe SNL on the TV.

Posted by: 14 year old fd at February 14, 2023 08:05 PM (iayUP)

30 We moved on from Risk pretty quickly. Games usually maybe 3-4 hrs. Axis and Allies could easily take all night in my friend's basement, especially when broken up by foosball and pingpong, and maybe SNL on the TV.
Posted by: 14 year old fd at February 14, 2023 08:05 PM (iayUP)
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I always enjoyed Axis and Allies more than Risk. Not sure why.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2023 08:06 PM (BpYfr)

31 Megadeth - Liar

https://youtu.be/5Qn4m0uMexg

Posted by: Robert at February 14, 2023 08:08 PM (KUgXG)

32 BREAKING: SHELTER IN PLACE — Authorities are warning of a hazmat situation due to a nitric acid spill from an overturned truck on I-10 #Tucson, #Arizona

https://bit.ly/40Togrb

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at February 14, 2023 08:08 PM (Do5/p)

33 Besides RISK we also played Waddingtons Campaign.

I had the version shown in the Boardgames Geek video:
https://tinyurl.com/525bbz5h

I still have it and want to rehabilitate it by replacing the plastic pieces with balsa bases with 5mm 1/300 scale figures on them.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 14, 2023 08:11 PM (Vwz3I)

34 My Man Godfrey is playing on TCM. Kinda weird seeing William Powell without Myrna Loy, but Carole Lombard is a highly acceptable substitute.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 14, 2023 08:12 PM (lz5hY)

35 Aww the local Tuesday Morning store is closing. Company is in chapter 11 again.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 14, 2023 08:12 PM (Xlnez)

36
"I always enjoyed Axis and Allies more than Risk. Not sure why.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel "

Well, it's more "granular", which is why some people don't like it.

Posted by: fd at February 14, 2023 08:12 PM (iayUP)

37 EMERGENCY ALERT ‼️ I-10 is closed in both directions in the area and there is no timetable for the roadway to reopen, according to ADOT. According to an alert, residents in a one-mile area near that part of Interstate 10 should take shelter immediately

https://bit.ly/3E8bCL7

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at February 14, 2023 08:13 PM (Do5/p)

38 It was kinda sad when the wheelchair guy tried to "flee" from the velociraptor.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2023 08:13 PM (iziT8)

39 IN before the pinin for the fjord jokes.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2023 08:14 PM (iziT8)

40 23 Butigeig is pretty useless isn't he?

Well, I've heard that he's a good politician. He knows how to take a poll. Wait....
Posted by: Archimedes at February 14, 2023 08:03 PM (eOEVl)

He must give a mean BJ to get where he is today. Dude is a walking catastrophe.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 14, 2023 08:14 PM (6VKyY)

41 Ace doesn't post nearly enough turtle videos.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at February 14, 2023 08:15 PM (sWM8x)

42 "(Insert age appropriate word as you see fit)"

Hump.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2023 08:15 PM (iziT8)

43 Slow thread I hope means that the Horde are all having nice Valentine's Day dates.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 14, 2023 08:15 PM (Xlnez)

44 IN before the pinin for the fjord jokes.
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2023 08:14 PM (iziT

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hate to break it to you, but check out comments 1 and 2...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2023 08:15 PM (BpYfr)

45 Quiet in here...too quiet.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 14, 2023 08:16 PM (gryET)

46 I found Axis & Allies a big improvement over Risk.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 14, 2023 08:16 PM (roH4R)

47 i like cats.
i have nothing again most dogs (hate barking)
i have owned mice and toads and frogs (toads are much smarter than frogs)

and now an early off topic from zero hedge:

"US Warns It Will Defend Philippines After China Deploys Laser At Sea"

(i expect all of hollywood (with a few exceptions) and the rock and rap worlds (with a few exceptions) to denounce the biden admisministration for trying to get us into a nucular war like trump would have done)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 14, 2023 08:16 PM (kFrCu)

48 "The people of Norway are called Norwaygians."

So the people from Glasgow are called Glaswegians -- I think people from the Milky Way galaxy should be called Milkwegians.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2023 08:17 PM (iziT8)

49 Tucker is burning it up over the East Palestine train disaster.

No pun intended.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 14, 2023 08:17 PM (tp+tP)

50 @32

>>BREAKING: SHELTER IN PLACE — Authorities are warning of a hazmat situation due to a nitric acid spill from an overturned truck on I-10 #Tucson, #Arizona

That's totally what I would do if a large acid cloud was barrelling towards me and my loved ones.

As they say, we are in the best of hands.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 14, 2023 08:18 PM (up/3i)

51 Slow thread I hope means that the Horde are all having nice Valentine's Day dates.
Posted by: vmom

Momma's taking a nap and I just had supper - a couple pieces of pepperoni, queso and a diet 7-up.

So, in other words, "Yes!"

Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2023 08:18 PM (qoGsy)

52 Over 600 fake championship rings worth more than $15-million seized from a SC memorabilia store.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 14, 2023 08:18 PM (Vwz3I)

53 "US Warns It Will Defend Philippines After China Deploys Laser At Sea"
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Please tell me the Chinese equipped sharks with lasers. Lie if you must.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2023 08:18 PM (BpYfr)

54 43 Slow thread I hope means that the Horde are all having nice Valentine's Day dates.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 14, 2023 08:15 PM (Xlnez)

Not here. Maybe one day.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 14, 2023 08:18 PM (6VKyY)

55 Over 600 fake championship rings worth more than $15-million seized from a SC memorabilia store.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 14, 2023 08:18 PM (Vwz3I)
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If they are fake, wouldn't their *actual* value by $0 (or at least the minimal cost to manufacture with a slight markup as a novelty item)?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2023 08:19 PM (BpYfr)

56 If they are fake, wouldn't their *actual* value by $0 (or at least the minimal cost to manufacture with a slight markup as a novelty item)?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2023 08:19 PM (BpYfr)

Theoretical value.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 14, 2023 08:20 PM (6VKyY)

57 re 48: and i suspect that many people in the country refer to people in cities like nyc and chicago and baltimore as "schmucks"

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 14, 2023 08:20 PM (kFrCu)

58 As they say, we are in the best of hands.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 14, 2023 08:18 PM (up/3i)

I got a strong grip. *Wink*

Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 14, 2023 08:21 PM (PPahi)

59 Better turn in
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2023 08:21 PM (xhxe8)

60 I got a strong grip. *Wink*
Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 14, 2023 08:21 PM (PPahi)

Hands, too? How talented.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2023 08:22 PM (tkR6S)

61 Quiet in here...too quiet.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 14, 2023 08:16 PM (gryET)
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I'd say the lack of activity is circumstantial evidence that some members of the Moron Horde (excluding myself) have lives outside of AoSHQ...

Good for them!

Go out and treat your significant other to a special night!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2023 08:22 PM (BpYfr)

62 fake stuff can be worth a lot if you can find the right people to buy them. would you pay $50000 for a hunter biden art work? yes, if you were trying to bribe the 'big guy' with the shrivelling brain.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 14, 2023 08:23 PM (kFrCu)

63 Theoretical value.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

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"Help me out here. Who did that Theoretic guy play for?"

Posted by: Memorabilia Buyer, but on a budget at February 14, 2023 08:24 PM (8AONa)

64 "Heavy Meta"

Nominated for screen name of the month.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2023 08:24 PM (iziT8)

65 @45

>>Quiet in here...too quiet.

It's like that scene in Assault on Precinct 13, where we've barricaded ourselves in the police station, and we are waiting for all hell to break loose.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 14, 2023 08:25 PM (up/3i)

66 This is the Stryneelva river in Stryn, Norway.

You got 5 letters right on the river (50%), 1 on the city (20%).

Posted by: egd at February 14, 2023 08:26 PM (cOB2v)

67 I swear, bourbon and sour patch candies are a match made in heaven.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 14, 2023 08:26 PM (up/3i)

68 Okay, I'll take a moment to stop shitting on VD Day. Here's something for the 'Ettes.

https://youtu.be/RM5hQ3Qtf-8

Posted by: Robert at February 14, 2023 08:27 PM (fJDNO)

69 I f*ing hate embedded Instagram posts. They suck up a HUGE amount of bandwidth to play.

Posted by: GWB at February 14, 2023 08:27 PM (x9f9L)

70 I asked Mrs fd if she was up for an all night two player game of Axis and Allies and she said maybe after "Superchef Grudge Match".

Posted by: fd at February 14, 2023 08:28 PM (iayUP)

71 Norway thinks it's so hot.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2023 08:28 PM (iziT8)

72 "Help me out here. Who did that Theoretic guy play for?"
Posted by: Memorabilia Buyer, but on a budget at February 14, 2023 08:24 PM (8AONa)

Here, try this one. This was Joe Biden's Championship ring. He played for the Pittsburgh Steelers in 1976. All-star athlete.

I need 10k, minimum for that one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 14, 2023 08:28 PM (6VKyY)

73 Boot-Edge-Edge has the perfect hair and noggin for one of those snazzy hats like at in-n-out.

Bet he was key club in HS, too. That same smarmy cuck look.

Posted by: micky at February 14, 2023 08:29 PM (3byMq)

74 I'd say the lack of activity is circumstantial evidence that some members of the Moron Horde (excluding myself) have lives outside of AoSHQ...

Good for them!

Go out and treat your significant other to a special night!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2023 08:22 PM (BpYfr)

We shared a lovely supper of roast salmon, sauteed broccoli rabe and saffron rice paired with a cheap prosecco. The fetching Mrs. Meta whipped up a chocolate fondue with fresh strawberries, pineapple and some lady fingers we had left over from Xmas.

We had our fancy V-tines date last Saturday.

It's all marital bliss here at Chez Meta.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 14, 2023 08:30 PM (gryET)

75 >64 "Heavy Meta"

Nominated for screen name of the month.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2023 08:24 PM (iziT

Awe shucks.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 14, 2023 08:31 PM (gryET)

76 STEEL CURTAIN SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 14, 2023 08:32 PM (XGZoL)

77 Here, try this one. This was Joe Biden's Championship ring. He played for the Pittsburgh Steelers in 1976. All-star athlete.

I need 10k, minimum for that one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

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Throw in his jersey when he drank that Coke and it's a deal.

Posted by: Memorabilia Buyer, but on a budget at February 14, 2023 08:32 PM (8AONa)

78 I asked Mrs fd if she was up for an all night two player game of Axis and Allies and she said maybe after "Superchef Grudge Match".
Posted by: fd at February 14, 2023 08:28 PM (iayUP)
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Ah, the couple that wages total war against each other for domination of the world stays together!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2023 08:34 PM (BpYfr)

79 I would pay big for a William Shatner World Series ring.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2023 08:34 PM (iziT8)

80 "(Insert age appropriate word as you see fit)"

Hump.

Sleep.

And get off my lawn.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 14, 2023 08:35 PM (nfrXX)

81 That spill in Ohio is a major catastrophe and all the leaders are acting like it's no big deal.

That's how I know they want everyone dead.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 14, 2023 08:35 PM (6VKyY)

82 Psychostick - My Clingy Girlfriend

https://youtu.be/FYCpEvVj_tc

Posted by: Robert at February 14, 2023 08:36 PM (tSaMz)

83 Throw in his jersey when he drank that Coke and it's a deal.
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Then in the underground passage he sniffed the kid and stole his shirt.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 14, 2023 08:36 PM (Vwz3I)

84 Throw in his jersey when he drank that Coke and it's a deal.
Posted by: Memorabilia Buyer, but on a budget at February 14, 2023 08:32 PM (8AONa

I don't have that jersey he threw but what are your feelings on jock straps? I've got this one, worn by Meatloaf while filming Fight Club.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 14, 2023 08:37 PM (6VKyY)

85 Steel Panther - Always Gonna Be A Ho

https://youtu.be/bkV0M1qbkcw

Posted by: Robert at February 14, 2023 08:38 PM (tSaMz)

86 I don't have that jersey he threw but what are your feelings on jock straps? I've got this one, worn by Meatloaf while filming Fight Club.
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Not Sting's from Dune??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 14, 2023 08:39 PM (Vwz3I)

87 24 hours later, and MSU shooter's motive is a mystery.

A cynic might wonder if some social media scrubbing has been done.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 14, 2023 08:39 PM (8AONa)

88 I don't have that jersey he threw but what are your feelings on jock straps? I've got this one, worn by Meatloaf while filming Fight Club.
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Not Sting's from Dune??
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 14, 2023 08:39 PM (Vwz3I)
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What do you think I could get for Sean Connery's outfit from Zardoz?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2023 08:41 PM (BpYfr)

89
Here, try this one. This was Joe Biden's Championship ring. He played for the Pittsburgh Steelers in 1976. All-star athlete.

He hit someone so hard he knocked him out of his jockstrap.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 14, 2023 08:41 PM (eGTCV)

90 Butigeig is pretty useless isn't he?

Well, I've heard that he's a good politician. He knows how to take a poll. Wait....
Posted by: Archimedes

There were several polls before he was offered the job.

He smoked 'em all.

Posted by: mikeski at February 14, 2023 08:41 PM (P1f+c)

91 The same government that forced everyone to wear a mask says no worries about a massive burning chemical fire.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 14, 2023 08:43 PM (6VKyY)

92 Stolen from the Steel Panther comments:

"I don't know what song I want for my wedding. But I now have one for my divorce."

Posted by: Robert at February 14, 2023 08:44 PM (I5i52)

93 Has the governor of Ohio asked for a federal emergency declaration? Is the governor a reasonably good guy or just one of those pod people twatwaffles?

Hasn't FEMA been mobilized, the Red Cross? National Guard? Boy Scouts? The Jaycees, somebody?

Posted by: Common Tater at February 14, 2023 08:44 PM (tmARj)

94 "Heavy Meta"
Nominated for screen name of the month.
Posted by: eleven

Awe shucks.
Posted by: Heavy Meta

We're the Horde. We never meta pun we didn't like.

Posted by: mikeski at February 14, 2023 08:44 PM (P1f+c)

95 88 I don't have that jersey he threw but what are your feelings on jock straps? I've got this one, worn by Meatloaf while filming Fight Club.
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Not Sting's from Dune??
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 14, 2023 08:39 PM (Vwz3I)
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What do you think I could get for Sean Connery's outfit from Zardoz?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2023 08:41 PM (BpYfr

I sold Stings undershirt last month and I never could procure Connery's outfit, though I tried and tried.

I do have Prince's purple underwear from Purple Rain. They're silk. 3k. In a baggie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 14, 2023 08:45 PM (6VKyY)

96

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2023 08:41 PM (BpYfr)

I made the mistake of looking that up. Oof.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 14, 2023 08:45 PM (gryET)

97 ok, i gotz stuff to do but i'll probably be around, because here is where the real here is.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 14, 2023 08:45 PM (kFrCu)

98 Has the governor of Ohio asked for a federal emergency declaration? Is the governor a reasonably good guy or just one of those pod people twatwaffles?

Hasn't FEMA been mobilized, the Red Cross? National Guard? Boy Scouts? The Jaycees, somebody?
Posted by: Common Tater

How about that new cadre of IRS agents? They can't be too busy yet.

Posted by: mikeski at February 14, 2023 08:45 PM (P1f+c)

99 93 Has the governor of Ohio asked for a federal emergency declaration? Is the governor a reasonably good guy or just one of those pod people twatwaffles?

Hasn't FEMA been mobilized, the Red Cross? National Guard? Boy Scouts? The Jaycees, somebody?
Posted by: Common Tater at February 14, 2023 08:44 PM (tmARj)

As far as I can tell, the response of the media and the government is 'what?' .

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 14, 2023 08:46 PM (6VKyY)

100 We had our fancy V-tines date last Saturday.

We're going out for brunch next Sunday. It never ceases to amaze me that everyone tries to go out on the same night, and it's miserable.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 14, 2023 08:47 PM (eOEVl)

101 Steel Panther - Fucking My Heart In The Ass

https://youtu.be/-To2R8td6gc

Posted by: Robert at February 14, 2023 08:47 PM (WimcU)

102 Has the governor of Ohio asked for a federal emergency declaration? Is the governor a reasonably good guy or just one of those pod people twatwaffles?

Hasn't FEMA been mobilized, the Red Cross? National Guard? Boy Scouts? The Jaycees, somebody?
Posted by: Common Tater

DeWine is a rino of the first order. He exists solely to sell out the folks that voted for him.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2023 08:47 PM (qoGsy)

103 @93

>>Has the governor of Ohio asked for a federal emergency declaration? Is the governor a reasonably good guy or just one of those pod people twatwaffles?

DeWine is one of those GOPe pod people, the first people he called for advice were probably The Heritage Foundation, The COC and The Lincoln Project.

He's a rictus grinning GOPe cuck, tailor made for our Clown World reality.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 14, 2023 08:47 PM (up/3i)

104 99.5% of the nets is a set up

Posted by: REDACTED at February 14, 2023 08:48 PM (us2H3)

105 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2023 08:41 PM (BpYfr)

I made the mistake of looking that up. Oof.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 14, 2023 08:45 PM (gryET)
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I've never seen the movie, but the image is iconic and memorable.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2023 08:48 PM (BpYfr)

106 Does that town name translate to Whores and Skanks?

Posted by: polynikes at February 14, 2023 08:50 PM (/mJ16)

107 DeWine is a rino of the first order. He exists solely to sell out the folks that voted for him.

Posted by: Tonypete

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And he got the ball rolling on bowing down before disease 'experts' who apparently don't own a stitch of clothing other than lab coats.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 14, 2023 08:51 PM (8AONa)

108 One day I may catch a tramp steamer for Norway and just live off their government as an immigrant.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 14, 2023 08:51 PM (6VKyY)

109 I shan't allow Zardoz to be besmirched.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2023 08:51 PM (iziT8)

110 109 I shan't allow Zardoz to be besmirched.
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2023 08:51 PM (iziT8

There's always one. Probably liked Barbarella too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 14, 2023 08:52 PM (6VKyY)

111 I liked Zardoz too.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 14, 2023 08:53 PM (Vwz3I)

112 111 I liked Zardoz too.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 14, 2023 08:53 PM (Vwz3I)

There's always two. Probably liked Ishtar too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 14, 2023 08:55 PM (6VKyY)

113 OPP Highway Safety Division @OPP_HSD · 4h
WRONG WAY DRIVER: #MississaugaOPP is investigating a wrong way vehicle on #Hwy403 and Hurontario St after it nearly hit several vehicles. The driver is described as an elderly female w/ dark hair.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 14, 2023 08:57 PM (Vwz3I)

114
There's always one. Probably liked Barbarella too.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I've seen Zardoz a couple times but never could make it all the way through Barbarella.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2023 08:57 PM (63Dwl)

115 We haven't had a Zardoz thread in...hours.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at February 14, 2023 08:59 PM (Xrfse)

116 Thoughts on velociraptor ... thankfully (?) not a lot of twitchy concealed carry types nearby.

Posted by: SecondCityLurker at February 14, 2023 09:00 PM (MEbkQ)

117 Nude boobies when I was a teen boy!

I rest my Zardoz case.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 14, 2023 09:00 PM (Vwz3I)

118 WRONG WAY DRIVER: #MississaugaOPP is investigating a wrong way vehicle on #Hwy403 and Hurontario St after it nearly hit several vehicles. The driver is described as an elderly female w/ dark hair.
Posted by: andycanuck

Whee! I'm passing these bozos like they're standing still!

Posted by: an elderly female with dark hair at February 14, 2023 09:00 PM (P1f+c)

119 I've seen Zardoz a couple times but never could make it all the way through Barbarella.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2023 08:57 PM (63Dwl)
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Ok, now I HAVE to watch this movie...Just rented it from Amazon Prime...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2023 09:01 PM (BpYfr)

120 What was the first movie you saw boobs in? For me, I think it was Jaws. Maybe not full frontal but I saw them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 14, 2023 09:02 PM (6VKyY)

121 For too long, we have imposed our Colonist/Opressor rules on our roadways, with no regard for the rich legacies of our First Nations. To right this historic wrong, today I announce you can drive in whatever lane suits you. You're welcome. Yay me!

Posted by: Justin T at February 14, 2023 09:03 PM (8AONa)

122 Zardoz is the story of what happens when a completely feminized society run by Karen's comes face to face with a Real Man. In a red thong.

And I actually mean that. It's why I love that film.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2023 09:04 PM (r46W7)

123 Edvard Munch should have painted things like that top photo instead of doodling with crayons,

Posted by: polynikes at February 14, 2023 09:04 PM (/mJ16)

124 How did Dianne Feinstein get to Mississippi so fast?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 14, 2023 09:06 PM (u73oe)

125 What was the first movie you saw boobs in? For me, I think it was Jaws. Maybe not full frontal but I saw them.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 14, 2023 09:02 PM (6VKyY

First movie I saw that I remember boobs weren't even nekkid boobs.

Cool Hand Luke. That was a hell of a scene for a kid.

Posted by: polynikes at February 14, 2023 09:06 PM (/mJ16)

126 First movie I saw boobiez in was Vanishing Point. Quirky fascinating cult movie.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2023 09:06 PM (r46W7)

127 Dog being saved from a canal in [I think] Manchester, England.

https://twitter.com/Dbelldb1/status/
1625162968483725319

https://tinyurl.com/yfh5yhr7

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 14, 2023 09:06 PM (Vwz3I)

128 For Valentines Day, my wife gave me the upper respiratory bug she's had for the past week. Looks like I'm using some sick leave...

Posted by: PabloD at February 14, 2023 09:06 PM (56oEv)

129 All right, y’all. What the heck is going in here? I left for 30 minutes and it’s boobs, prince’s underwear and meatloaf’s jock strap?

Posted by: Piper at February 14, 2023 09:07 PM (ZdaMQ)

130 I think Corvette Summer was the first for me. Annie Potts.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 14, 2023 09:07 PM (u73oe)

131 Zardoz is the story of what happens when a completely feminized society run by Karen's comes face to face with a Real Man. In a red thong.

And I actually mean that. It's why I love that film.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2023 09:04 PM (r46W7

Rick and Morty had a great episode on that back when it was a funny show,

Posted by: polynikes at February 14, 2023 09:07 PM (/mJ16)

132 >>>They're still more professional than Don LeMon.

What is this, The Low Bar Cafe?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 14, 2023 09:08 PM (gv7Yb)

133 129 All right, y’all. What the heck is going in here? I left for 30 minutes and it’s boobs, prince’s underwear and meatloaf’s jock strap?
Posted by: Piper at February 14, 2023 09:07 PM (ZdaMQ

It's been a weird day. Sorry.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 14, 2023 09:09 PM (6VKyY)

134 Does not ferget tonites Gay Pride Valintine party at the Brattleboro Womins Reproducrive Heeth Center. !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 14, 2023 09:10 PM (IOY84)

135 I left for 30 minutes and it’s boobs, prince’s underwear and meatloaf’s jock strap?
Posted by: Piper
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I can't complain. This is as close to romance as I'll get on Valentines Day.

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 14, 2023 09:10 PM (aBJcM)

136 What was the first movie you saw boobs in? For me, I think it was Jaws. Maybe not full frontal but I saw them.
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I can't recall. And there were some very-brief uncensored boobs in I, CLAVDIVS on PBS even earlier.

There was an independent station that used to show uncensored movies; and English and French CBC used to show arty European movies too.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 14, 2023 09:10 PM (Vwz3I)

137 Edvard Munch should have painted things like that top photo instead of doodling with crayons,
Posted by: polynikes

What if he doodled something like that top photo with crayons?

https://tinyurl.com/hc3x28yu

Posted by: mikeski at February 14, 2023 09:11 PM (P1f+c)

138 Shelter in place?

Uh no. I I live north of I-10, I drive north west.

If I live south of I-10, I drive south west.

btw, it would suck bigly to be married to Carole Lombard and for her to die in a plane crash.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 14, 2023 09:12 PM (TXFi7)

139 The Godfather was my first nekkid boob I saw in a movie.

Posted by: polynikes at February 14, 2023 09:12 PM (/mJ16)

140 Saw Zardoz and Barbarella at the drivein, last time. Can't say I remember much.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 14, 2023 09:12 PM (4IUUf)

141 I made up the name "Hjørlskavaad," but that's what I'd guess this place is called, going from general impressions and Names of Odin's Magical Ravens and Goats. I bet I have 50% of the letters right.

80-90%.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 14, 2023 09:13 PM (llON8)

142 >>>In the below video, he has to come back to the door because the helium balloon got caught on the other side of the door.

Just explain what happened when you hand it to her. I'm sure she will understand.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 14, 2023 09:13 PM (gv7Yb)

143 There was a version of "Salome" broadcast out of Tijuana in which her clothing was sheer, leaving nothing to the imagination.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 14, 2023 09:14 PM (TXFi7)

144 Posted by: mikeski at February 14, 2023 09:11 PM (P1f+c)

Hah! Excellent pull.

Posted by: polynikes at February 14, 2023 09:14 PM (/mJ16)

145 113 OPP Highway Safety Division @OPP_HSD · 4h
WRONG WAY DRIVER: #MississaugaOPP is investigating a wrong way vehicle on #Hwy403 and Hurontario St after it nearly hit several vehicles. The driver is described as an elderly female w/ dark hair.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 14, 2023 08:57 PM (Vwz3I)

I'm surprised she hasn't killed herself or someone else.

People are nuts on the 403...but not as bad as The Gardiner Expressway.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 14, 2023 09:14 PM (CCSxw)

146 Ok, now I HAVE to watch this movie...Just rented it from Amazon Prime...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2023 09:01 PM (BpYfr)

A movie that outreached its special effects budget and the imagination of the set designers.
If no one is going to do the Neflix series on John Ringo's March Upcountry, then Zardoz needs to be made.

Could you imagine the Zardoz floating head being redone based on the Dali painting The Temptation of St Anthony?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2023 09:14 PM (xhaym)

147 I can't recall. And there were some very-brief uncensored boobs in I, CLAVDIVS on PBS even earlier.

There was an independent station that used to show uncensored movies; and English and French CBC used to show arty European movies too.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 14, 2023 09:10 PM (Vwz3I

I always watched Benny Hill. I don't think the BBC let him show the whole Monty but that certainly was educational.

Could you imagine Benny Hill being allowed on TV today?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 14, 2023 09:14 PM (6VKyY)

148 I didn't know that there were Knock-off Championship Ring Police. Not sure I'm happy they exist.

Posted by: Policed Enough Already at February 14, 2023 09:14 PM (wrJpE)

149 The first picture that I went to with my friends that had copious nudity was Animal House.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 14, 2023 09:15 PM (up/3i)

150 What was the first movie you saw boobs in?
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Abbott and Costello Meet The Mummy

Posted by: ... at February 14, 2023 09:15 PM (BXxcV)

151 I was eight when my friend's parents asked my parents if they could take me to an animal show. At least, that's what mom understood. Turns out it was Animal House.

Quite the eye-opening movie for an eight year old boy.

Posted by: PabloD at February 14, 2023 09:15 PM (56oEv)

152 Can't say I remember much.
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Your buddies smuggled you in inside the trunk and didn't let you out?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 14, 2023 09:16 PM (Vwz3I)

153 I used to do the roller coaster thing pretty heavily but now that I'm mumble mumble 29+ years old then just make me hurt and feel like I want to hurl. It was fun while it lasted though...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 14, 2023 09:16 PM (+ldAm)

154 I've got some of Jack Nicklaus's balls....golf balls.

Posted by: BignJames at February 14, 2023 09:17 PM (AwYPR)

155 Nope, smoked dope.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 14, 2023 09:17 PM (4IUUf)

156 Did they have nekkid boobs in Bonnie and Clyde? I saw that at the Drive In with my parents when I was 8 or 9 years old.

Posted by: polynikes at February 14, 2023 09:17 PM (/mJ16)

157 Barbarella is a fun movie to watch for the whacked out visuals (French sci-fi, which is always sexy-weird) but when you stop and think about it, it's an absolutely horrible story. Everyone dies at the end except Barbarella, the evil queen, and some idiotic angel. And they all have a laugh, are now good friends, and they just forget about all the dead people. Who cares, they're dead. The End.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2023 09:17 PM (r46W7)

158 Could you imagine Benny Hill being allowed on TV today?
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Me too; and no way.

Even early SCTV wouldn't be allowed today although the NBC episodes would probably be okay although not out of any P.C. on the writers' and actors' parts.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 14, 2023 09:19 PM (Vwz3I)

159 Pretty sure it was the drive-in at Turlock or Modesto. Those were great!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 14, 2023 09:19 PM (4IUUf)

160 People are nuts on the 403...but not as bad as The Gardiner Expressway.
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So, you've met my brother!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 14, 2023 09:21 PM (Vwz3I)

161 Pretty sure it was the drive-in at Turlock or Modesto. Those were great!
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Just passed the Slauson Cutoff!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2023 09:21 PM (qoGsy)

162 >>> 91 The same government that forced everyone to wear a mask says no worries about a massive burning chemical fire.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 14, 2023 08:43 PM (6VKyY)

You still have your mask, don't you??

Posted by: super SMAHHHHHHRRT feralgov employees at February 14, 2023 09:22 PM (llON8)

163 Scottsdale used to have a circular drive in with 6 screens. On your screen you got the sound, but you coukd see the movies on either side of you pretty well, sans sound. That's how I saw Fritz the Cat when I was 16.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2023 09:22 PM (r46W7)

164 ---
I can't complain. This is as close to romance as I'll get on Valentines Day.
Posted by: screaming in digital at
___

Same. J is in Boston for his week in the office, I got a happy Valentine’s Day text. 💕💕

Posted by: Piper at February 14, 2023 09:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

165 Wow, slow evening...are people watching Hannity?

Posted by: BignJames at February 14, 2023 09:25 PM (AwYPR)

166 >>> 164 ---
I can't complain. This is as close to romance as I'll get on Valentines Day.
Posted by: screaming in digital at
___

Same. J is in Boston for his week in the office, I got a happy Valentine’s Day text. 💕💕
Posted by: Piper at February 14, 2023 09:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

Well, crap. I should have made some brownies so I could shove a few through the USB port.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 14, 2023 09:26 PM (llON8)

167 Valentine's Day music. By Norwegian singer Tirill Mohn, to go with the top picture.

https://youtu.be/tfZysKKdcpE

And lyrics for the sing-along.
https://tirill.no/discography/vendela/

Posted by: mikeski is not actually this maudlin at February 14, 2023 09:26 PM (P1f+c)

168 Oooookay.

@Breaking911 · 47m
WATCH: Wisconsin Woman Accused of Decapitating, Dismembering Lover Randomly Attacks Own Lawyer In Court

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 14, 2023 09:26 PM (Vwz3I)

169 I think I have shared here that my husband and I went to the drivein after the wedding reception, with the best man and his girlfriend. Spent so much at the snack bar they gave us some free tickets! Not sure what was on then either

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 14, 2023 09:27 PM (4IUUf)

170 166. Those sound so good. Maybe I will steal a chocolate from the kiddos box I got her. And then go into some kind of sugar shock.

Posted by: Piper at February 14, 2023 09:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

171 WATCH: Wisconsin Woman Accused of Decapitating, Dismembering Lover Randomly Attacks Own Lawyer In Court

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 14, 2023 09:26 PM (Vwz3I)

Randomly?

Posted by: BignJames at February 14, 2023 09:28 PM (AwYPR)

172 WATCH: Wisconsin Woman Accused of Decapitating, Dismembering Lover Randomly Attacks Own Lawyer In Court

Posted by: andycanuck

Randomly?
Posted by: BignJames

There is no known motive at this time.
-- Top. Men.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2023 09:31 PM (qoGsy)

173 Randomly?
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I assume they meant suddenly or unprovoked, or crazy-ass-b1tchedly!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 14, 2023 09:32 PM (Vwz3I)

174 Randomly?
Posted by: BignJames at February 14, 2023 09:28 PM (AwYPR)

Bucking for an insanity defense.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2023 09:34 PM (tkR6S)

175 Brandonly.

Posted by: davidt at February 14, 2023 09:34 PM (SYTee)

176 Wisconsin Woman Accused of Decapitating, Dismembering Lover Randomly Attacks Own Lawyer In Court
Posted by: andycanuck

Randomly?
Posted by: BignJames

Under the effects of the 4th-level Confusion spell.

Posted by: mikeski explains his presence here tonight at February 14, 2023 09:35 PM (P1f+c)

177 Well, crap. I should have made some brownies so I could shove a few through the USB port.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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I unpacked my copies of The Deplorable Gourmet the other day. I should make brownies this weekend. If I can afford eggs.

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 14, 2023 09:35 PM (aBJcM)

178 First R rated movie I saw in the theater was Stripes. Aside from the T&A (which, of course, I enjoyed - I was 15) I did not like it. Still don't. It was dumb. And this was before I enlisted.

Why did everyone get a buzz cut except Bill and Harold? Fucking stupid movie.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 14, 2023 09:36 PM (UQUAY)

179 >>> 177 Well, crap. I should have made some brownies so I could shove a few through the USB port.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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I unpacked my copies of The Deplorable Gourmet the other day. I should make brownies this weekend. If I can afford eggs.
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 14, 2023 09:35 PM (aBJcM)

I have lots of eggs but I don't think I can get those through...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 14, 2023 09:36 PM (llON8)

180 Brownies?

**Looks longingly at USP port***

Posted by: Iris at February 14, 2023 09:36 PM (foa6+)

181 Under the effects of the 4th-level Confusion spell.

Posted by: mikeski explains his presence here tonight at February 14, 2023 09:35 PM (P1f+c)

I see the pattern....it's random.

Posted by: BignJames at February 14, 2023 09:36 PM (AwYPR)

182 @168

>>@Breaking911 · 47m
WATCH: Wisconsin Woman Accused of Decapitating, Dismembering Lover Randomly Attacks Own Lawyer In Court

As Jack Napier would say, We Got A Live One Here.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 14, 2023 09:37 PM (up/3i)

183 >>> 180 Brownies?

**Looks longingly at USP port***
Posted by: Iris at February 14, 2023 09:36 PM (foa6+)

*crams more stuff into the port*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 14, 2023 09:37 PM (llON8)

184 ?Why did everyone get a buzz cut except Bill and Harold? Fucking stupid movie.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 14, 2023 09:36 PM (UQUAY)

Lighten up Francis.

Posted by: Sgt. Hulka at February 14, 2023 09:38 PM (gryET)

185

https://antennatv.tv/title-item/benny-hill

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2023 09:38 PM (63Dwl)

186 I have lots of eggs but I don't think I can get those through...
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Soon it will be cheaper for me to drive to Texas to pick them up than buy at the grocery.

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 14, 2023 09:38 PM (aBJcM)

187 *crams more stuff into the port*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Thanks! Happy Galentines Day!

Or as Hrothgar says "Gallonstine Day' for the wine moms!

Posted by: Iris at February 14, 2023 09:40 PM (foa6+)

188 Why did everyone get a buzz cut except Bill and Harold? Fucking stupid movie.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 14, 2023 09:36 PM (UQUAY)

Lighten up Francis.
Posted by: Sgt. Hulka at February 14, 2023 09:38 PM (gryET)

. Well played. I should have expected this.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 14, 2023 09:40 PM (UQUAY)

189 I unpacked my copies of The Deplorable Gourmet the other day. I should make brownies this weekend. If I can afford eggs.
Posted by: screaming in digital

My regularly scheduled call with my financial lady was today. Part of the call is for me to provide her with a total of all my cash and cash equivalents. I gave her the figure which included the 3 dozen eggs in the fridge.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2023 09:41 PM (qoGsy)

190 Lighten up Francis.

Posted by: Sgt. Hulka at February 14, 2023 09:38 PM (gryET)

. Well played. I should have expected this.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 14, 2023 09:40 PM (UQUAY)

That's a fact, Jack!

Posted by: BignJames at February 14, 2023 09:41 PM (AwYPR)

191 Lawyer attacker is currently crazy.

At time of murder, that means she was a combo of crazy and meth.

The victim potentially knew this.

And yet he persisted.

Posted by: Justin T at February 14, 2023 09:41 PM (8AONa)

192 NOOD upstairs (early)

Posted by: Slash Buzz at February 14, 2023 09:42 PM (qVs5k)

193 Convicted? No . . . Never convicted

You mean like . . . flaming? No. But we're willing to learn! Are they going to send us some place special?

If you search "Have you ever been convicted of a crime?" on YT the clip of Bill Murray and Harold Ramis in the recruiting office pops up. It's the only clip of that particular scene I can find there. It's been up for nine years, with only two comments, neither which are visible.

No comment "editing" there, I'm sure.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 14, 2023 09:42 PM (tmARj)

194 I gave her the figure which included the 3 dozen eggs in the fridge.
Posted by: Tonypete

Thaaaat's an audit.

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at February 14, 2023 09:42 PM (P1f+c)

195 Wisconsin Woman Accused of Decapitating, Dismembering Lover Randomly Attacks Own Lawyer In Court
Posted by: andycanuck

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The comic strip Bloom County had a hilarious storyline similar to this. Steve Dallas has to defend a woman who chopped up her husband into hash. She's a little unstable...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2023 09:42 PM (BpYfr)

196 What was the first movie you saw boobs in? For me, I think it was Jaws. Maybe not full frontal but I saw them.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 14, 2023 09:02 PM (6VKyY)

There were boobs in Jaws?

As for me...

Um...

Beats me. My parents were pretty blasé about that stuff. We also had Skinemax.

Posted by: Robert at February 14, 2023 09:44 PM (oL7Jo)

197 I would love to have a snow day tomorrow.

Of course a "Snow Day" for me means "Working at Home."

Damn you, technology!!

*shakes fist*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 14, 2023 09:44 PM (UQUAY)

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