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Nikki Haley Announces Absurd Bid for President
Indian Tracy Flick says "Pick Flick."
Nikki Haley, the former governor of South Carolina and one-time U.N. ambassador, announced Tuesday that she will seek the 2024 Republican presidential nomination. ... She... contrasted America's freedom with the despotic actions of authoritarian regimes across the world. "I have seen evil; in China they commit genocide; in Iran, they murder their own people for challenging the government," she continued. "And when a woman tells you about watching soldiers throw her baby into a fire, it puts things into perspective. Even on our worst day, we are blessed to live in America." Haley's take-no-prisoners attitude at the U.N. earned her praise among conservatives. She called anti-Semitic UNESCO a "cesspool" and "among the most corrupt and politically biased UN agencies." She fiercely defended the U.S. embargo on Cuba when the U.N. once again condemned the U.S., saying, "The United States will continue to stand with the Cuban people until their rights and their freedoms are restored. Period. We won't back down." Time after time, she defended Israel against its detractors while harshly opposing the despotic Iranian regime. In October 2019, speaking at the annual dinner of the American Enterprise Institute, Haley criticized colleagues of hers in the Trump administration "who believed that the best thing to do for America was to undermine and obstruct the president." asserting, "The president was the choice of the people, in accordance with our founding charter. No policy disagreement with him, no matter how heartfelt, justifies undermining the lawful authority that is vested in his office by the Constitution." In the announcement video, Haley also vowed to take on the woke Left and defend American values. As the screen showed President Biden, Vice-President Kamala Harris, Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT) and former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, she asserted, "Some people look at America and see vulnerability. The socialist Left sees an opportunity to rewrite history. China and Russia are on the march; they all think we can be bullied, kicked around. You should know this about me: I don't put up with bullies, and when you kick back, it hurts them more if you're wearing heels."Ugh. Why do they always have to do that? Women say they want to be judged on their qualifications -- that they want to be considered "candidates" not "female candidates" -- but then they themselves constantly underline the fact that they're women, as if (gonna have to be honest here) that's a plus. Literally no one believes that women kick harder than men. The fact that you think that "wearing heels" makes your kicks harder tells me you don't know much about kicking at all. Stop it. You sound like a frigging imbecile. Fire whoever wrote that line for you and then de-announce your bid for president because you're such a dolt that you thought it was clever.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at February 14, 2023 12:01 PM (Xsc6r)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at February 14, 2023 12:01 PM (Xsc6r)
Posted by: GF at February 14, 2023 12:01 PM (mWnfv)
Posted by: NCKate at February 14, 2023 12:02 PM (0R0Vd)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 14, 2023 12:02 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Reality Man at February 14, 2023 12:02 PM (XTMvj)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 14, 2023 12:03 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 14, 2023 12:03 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 14, 2023 12:03 PM (F8RnT)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 14, 2023 12:03 PM (YPWOk)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 14, 2023 12:03 PM (trVDr)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 14, 2023 12:03 PM (eOEVl)
I think Palin gave the game away, you can make an argument she was Jane the baptist for Orange Toupee Weasel.
Posted by: sven at February 14, 2023 12:04 PM (Lzpvj)
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They can't help it. Identity politics is the foundation of all things, even for those who pretend to object to it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 14, 2023 12:04 PM (t0OGg)
RIP and wish we had more like her.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at February 14, 2023 12:04 PM (BBXaO)
While those of us who would settle for ANY win roll our eyes so hard they fall out.
Posted by: sven at February 14, 2023 12:04 PM (Lzpvj)
Something like 100% of what is spent must then be spent on debt relief...
Seems punitive with massive opportunity for problems.
But seriously, these vanity candidates are nakedly grifting. It's money laundering.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:04 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 14, 2023 12:04 PM (oE0yX)
Nah, She's the perfect Candidate for the RINO'S
Posted by: It's me donna at February 14, 2023 12:04 PM (bs+z0)
Rolling Stone magazine - Trump plans to bring back firing squads, group executions if he retakes White House
*giggles*
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 14, 2023 12:05 PM (F8RnT)
Why would they destroy her? They want her. They don't want Trump.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 14, 2023 12:05 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2023 12:05 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 14, 2023 12:05 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 14, 2023 12:05 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at February 14, 2023 12:05 PM (Gu48G)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 14, 2023 12:05 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 14, 2023 12:05 PM (bzzlh)
We do, they are busy playing the little dutch boy trying silently to keep the machine going being led by Karen Uberwoken the nut who is dismantling excellence.
I have seen it.
Posted by: sven at February 14, 2023 12:05 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2023 12:05 PM (BpYfr)
Stoopid.
I'll take steel toed boots.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 14, 2023 12:06 PM (YPWOk)
Cue Sinatra's "My Funny Valentine".
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 14, 2023 12:06 PM (TNyrE)
Posted by: Bosk at February 14, 2023 12:06 PM (ZVuYy)
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at February 14, 2023 12:06 PM (5C4od)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:06 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 14, 2023 12:06 PM (trVDr)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 14, 2023 12:06 PM (2tUFv)
Something something an erection lasting more than 4 hours.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 14, 2023 12:06 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 14, 2023 12:07 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 14, 2023 12:07 PM (F8RnT)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 14, 2023 12:07 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: spongeworthy at February 14, 2023 12:07 PM (vZqvS)
Posted by: brak at February 14, 2023 12:07 PM (j5Tg0)
Why do they always have to do that? Women say they want to be judged on their qualifications -- that they want to be considered "candidates" not "female candidates" -- but then they themselves constantly underline the fact that they're women, as if (gonna have to be honest here) that's a plus."
Because these people have never learned that quiet confidence and self assuredness is true strength. They disregard the benefits of stoicism, dignity and gravitas.
They are puffs of smoke/wet smelly farts in the hurricane of history.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2023 12:07 PM (zZu0s)
The J6 protesters rotting in solitary are unavailable for comment.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 14, 2023 12:07 PM (DTX3h)
If there is a second's fear she will win she will be annihilated by leftoid happiness gestapo in tech.
I don't think the politicians are as in control of the nuts in socialist media as they think.
Posted by: sven at February 14, 2023 12:07 PM (Lzpvj)
You know, Bill Haley. Nikki Haley.
That'll be $150,000 please.
Posted by: spindrift, campaign consultant at February 14, 2023 12:07 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2023 12:07 PM (6GBRs)
Posted by: Confederate Battle Flag at February 14, 2023 12:07 PM (N52dd)
If she sit on the sidelines she is a Fox News show material. That might force her to spend the next ten years working with Neil Cavutto and Karl Rove.
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at February 14, 2023 12:07 PM (PbwT0)
Posted by: Archer at February 14, 2023 12:07 PM (gmo/4)
*giggles*
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 14, 2023 12:05 PM
Trump should thank them for the free campaign ad. Feature, not a bug.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 14, 2023 12:08 PM (oE0yX)
Posted by: Marooned at February 14, 2023 12:08 PM (kt8QE)
*giggles*
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 14, 2023 12:05 PM (F8RnT)
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I guess the press must have suppressed these actions during Trump's presidency. I would have definitely attended one of his rallies if they included that on the itinerary.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 14, 2023 12:08 PM (TNyrE)
Cue Sinatra's "My Funny Valentine".
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 14, 2023 12:06 PM (TNyrE)
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More like "My Crummy Valentine"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 14, 2023 12:08 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Cal at February 14, 2023 12:08 PM (6TJWS)
But now, she is just past her prime, so I don't offer that promise.
Plus, she is an idiot RINO squish.
No deal.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 14, 2023 12:08 PM (ufFY8)
Two thoughts:
1. All the wranglers were white working in overwhelmingly minority neighborhoods.
2. These are poor neighborhoods, theoretically where people go hungry and there are hundreds, if not thousands of tasty chickens running loose.
Are people that freaking lazy to not catch an easy dinner?
Posted by: Archer at February 14, 2023 12:08 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: No R can reach 270 at February 14, 2023 12:08 PM (2+JD8)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 14, 2023 12:08 PM (xPl2J)
I'll take a smatchet.
Why kick?
Posted by: sven at February 14, 2023 12:08 PM (Lzpvj)
Michael York, "so you still think you control them?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 14, 2023 12:08 PM (F8RnT)
Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 14, 2023 12:08 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 14, 2023 12:09 PM (w0NJk)
How dare you Ace!
https://youtu.be/TtO3VPhRka4
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 14, 2023 12:09 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 14, 2023 12:09 PM (X+Ku8)
Wasn't with Barky and it is the 21st century so...
Jeb in a skirt.
Posted by: micky at February 14, 2023 12:09 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2023 12:09 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: spongeworthy at February 14, 2023 12:07 PM
Dropping down in the case of Kumalla.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 14, 2023 12:09 PM (oE0yX)
She is a useless cuck. The GOP *should* rig things up for her to be the nominee. She embodies their Party just like the nitwit cockslot Harris embodies hers. Let them run against one another.
"I'm a spineless whore, and she's a brainless whore. But we're both dusky, vaguely ethnic rich women from white social milieus, so you have nothing to fear from either Presidency, my friendsh."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2023 12:09 PM (oINRc)
Remember, it's always projection with the Left.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 14, 2023 12:09 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 14, 2023 12:07 PM (a3Q+t)
nothing says you care like a 250 gr tallon illegal hollow point
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 14, 2023 12:09 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 14, 2023 12:09 PM (ei7q6)
Quite, there was a confluence of desires for 2020. The donks are not prisoners of the tech lords not the other way around. SBF's trial could be lit if we had a department of justice and intelligence community.
Posted by: sven at February 14, 2023 12:09 PM (Lzpvj)
Will you mind if i put paid advertisements on MSNBC, CNN, Politico so my benefactors can get their money back to their constituents? - Nikki
Posted by: Scott_T at February 14, 2023 12:09 PM (2waQ7)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 14, 2023 12:10 PM (bzzlh)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 14, 2023 12:10 PM (X+Ku8)
The J6 protesters rotting in solitary are unavailable for comment.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 14, 2023 12:07 PM (DTX3h)
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I noticed that. She mentioned a woman who watched soldiers toss her baby into a fire. No mention of the thousands of babies murdered every day here at home with the gleeful enthusiasm of their own mothers.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2023 12:10 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:06 PM
And don't it seem like
Kicks just keep gettin' harder to find
And all your kicks ain't bringin' you peace of mind
Before you find out it's too late, girl
You better get straight
No, you don't need kicks
To help you face the world each day
That road goes nowhere
I'm gonna help you find yourself another way
Posted by: zombie Paul Revere & The Raiders at February 14, 2023 12:10 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 14, 2023 12:10 PM (uNylN)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 14, 2023 12:05 PM (eYoxG)
Kristi Noem was the other one.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 14, 2023 12:10 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 14, 2023 12:09 PM (ei7q6)
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Jeb raised A LOT of money, though.
What do you think the point is? Winning the primary or raising the money?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:10 PM (LvTSG)
Put out something like "When I deal with America's enemies, I'll put on a push-up bra and low cut shirt and wiggle my big old fake tits. Men are suckers for it. I'd be like 'Hey Vlad, if you'll pull out of Ukraine, maybe you'll be pulling out of something else later. Check out my jugs."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 14, 2023 12:10 PM (YPWOk)
Posted by: JT at February 14, 2023 12:10 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 14, 2023 12:11 PM (bs+z0)
Remember, it's always projection with the Left.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 14, 2023 12:09 PM (2tUFv)
I am gonna find my dead moms voter reg and vote for that. PDT should take $1k donations for people's names you want added to the list.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 14, 2023 12:11 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 14, 2023 12:09 PM (ei7q6)
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Jeb raised A LOT of money, though.
What do you think the point is? Winning the primary or raising the money?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:10 PM (LvTSG)
I'll know more if she has three 9's in her next video.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 14, 2023 12:11 PM (bzzlh)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 14, 2023 12:07 PM (a3Q+t)
nothing says you care like a 250 gr tallon illegal hollow point
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 14, 2023 12:09 PM (BRHaw)
Shows you care enough to send the very best.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 14, 2023 12:11 PM (N39Ws)
Yeah that is telling. If you cannot condemn baby murder in abortion, you're not someone I trust with power.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2023 12:11 PM (0hOvj)
I don't put up with bullies
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No, you don't put up with them, Nikki. You enthusiastically comply with their commands.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2023 12:11 PM (oINRc)
Subtly cruel.
Posted by: flounder at February 14, 2023 12:11 PM (vWn6l)
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Pretty sure that I heard a college footballer describe how he got his quickness by chasing chickens when he was growing up in his home town in Florida.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 14, 2023 12:11 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: micky at February 14, 2023 12:09 PM (3byMq)
Close.
!Jeb with smaller tits.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 14, 2023 12:12 PM (KSNKu)
time for another "Trump 2024" sign
Posted by: brak at February 14, 2023 12:12 PM (j5Tg0)
Posted by: Archer at February 14, 2023 12:08 PM (gmo/4)
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Seriously. Catch a few chickens and start raising them. You'll never go hungry again.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2023 12:12 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Duke Leomidas at February 14, 2023 12:12 PM (gF4ED)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 14, 2023 12:08 PM (F8RnT)
When I looked up the clip, the comments on the youtube video are as predictable as they are tedious.
https://tinyurl.com/3js5kbfb
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2023 12:12 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 14, 2023 12:12 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at February 14, 2023 12:12 PM (KY22T)
I prefer steel-toed machinist boots, and not just for kicking.
Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at February 14, 2023 12:13 PM (24fqN)
If dinner is running around your neighborhood, is it still a food dessert?
Posted by: Archimedes at February 14, 2023 12:13 PM (eOEVl)
Your 5'9" and weigh about a buck thirty.
I know 10-year-olds who could body slam you.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 14, 2023 12:13 PM (wb1YC)
Two thoughts:
1. All the wranglers were white working in overwhelmingly minority neighborhoods.
2. These are poor neighborhoods, theoretically where people go hungry and there are hundreds, if not thousands of tasty chickens running loose.
Are people that freaking lazy to not catch an easy dinner?
Posted by: Archer at February 14, 2023 12:08 PM
There's a ton of them in Hawaii but you can't eat them.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 14, 2023 12:13 PM (oE0yX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2023 12:13 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 14, 2023 12:14 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 14, 2023 12:10 PM (YPWOk)
Especially if you ride a horse shirtless, big boy.
Posted by: Nikki wanting dikki at February 14, 2023 12:14 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 14, 2023 12:14 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 14, 2023 12:14 PM (NpAcC)
No stompy boots?
Posted by: Archer at February 14, 2023 12:14 PM (gmo/4)
I will only bill $50,000 for that gem of an idea.
Posted by: spindrift, campaign consultant at February 14, 2023 12:15 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 14, 2023 12:15 PM (SF4EO)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 14, 2023 12:15 PM (TGPs7)
I remember feeling like that. Good times.
Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at February 14, 2023 12:15 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 14, 2023 12:15 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2023 12:07 PM (zZu0s)
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This is why women have to point out that they're women. These idealized "strengths" you described are entirely male concepts, and typically white European male concepts. To equate those superficial and stereotypically white male ideals with "greatness" is to simultaneously disparage those who do not embody those ideals as non-great.
By this oppressive and discriminatory standard, only white men can be great and others need not apply because they are non-great. This is the problem with entrenched social conventions that are instilled by systems of oppression. This commenter probably doesn't even realize that the standard they used prohibits most of society from participating and perpetuates the oppressive conditions under which they live.
To get over this, we must deprogram the culture to no longer reflexively promote oppressive value systems. Until that can happen, women will, sadly, have to remind people that they are women.
Posted by: Your Kid's Women's Studies Professor at February 14, 2023 12:15 PM (t0OGg)
Basically, that train in Ohio shouldn't have been on the tracks, not composed the way it was. Some of those chemicals when mixed are bad juju.
'We basically nuked a town': Animals dying in Ohio after train derailment and controlled release of toxic chemicals
Goes to Blaze Media.
https://bit.ly/3HUaDiS
Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2023 12:15 PM (GxM4+)
Are people that freaking lazy to not catch an easy dinner?
I gather the reason those chickens are a thing is precisely because some of those poor people *are* doing that. But the chickens escape now and again.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 14, 2023 12:15 PM (ZGrMX)
https://tinyurl.com/mw9y85b5
Posted by: Archimedes at February 14, 2023 12:16 PM (eOEVl)
RIP and wish we had more like her.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!
She's dead ?
Posted by: JT at February 14, 2023 12:16 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 14, 2023 12:14 PM (lz5hY)
That made me laugh...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 14, 2023 12:16 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Crom Laughs at February 14, 2023 12:16 PM (gRcKJ)
She's working for enough votes at the convention to get a primo slot in Trumps administration.
I'd be curious what back channel contacts she made while at the UN.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 14, 2023 12:16 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Ian S. at February 14, 2023 12:15 PM (ZGrMX)
Free range chicken for the poor.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 14, 2023 12:16 PM (eYoxG)
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Don't agree with you often, but this is excellent!
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 14, 2023 12:16 PM (MIKMs)
Shades of Captain America: why do you want to fight Nazis? I hate bullies.
Yeah, that's the problem with Nazis. They knock you down and steal your lunch money. That's like complaining about nuclear weapons because they are so heavy. Talk about missing the entire point.
But that's modern people, like "racism" is the worst possible sin, "bullies" is the worst behavior. We're so comfortable, at ease, and safe that people cannot even conceive of something being worse than being picked on in school and made to have bad feels.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2023 12:17 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 14, 2023 12:17 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at February 14, 2023 12:17 PM (mnUzy)
https://tinyurl.com/yum8emvk
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 14, 2023 12:15 PM
That was sweet. Thank you!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 14, 2023 12:17 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 14, 2023 12:17 PM (YPWOk)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 14, 2023 12:17 PM (b/HKy)
Perfesser, OCiS and others...
Did a search.
A site, geek decoder dot com has a thing on how to jailbreak ChatGPT with Dan 5.0 prompt.
Posted by: TeeJ at February 14, 2023 12:17 PM (BptJg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
This is why women have to point out that they're women.
Golda Meir and Maggie Thatcher didn't have to.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2023 12:18 PM (GxM4+)
https://tinyurl.com/2p82dnac
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:18 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 14, 2023 12:17 PM (t0OGg)
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The uniparty takes care of its own.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:18 PM (LvTSG)
Yeah I mean... there's dinner for the family running around on the hoof. Is it a pain to kill, clean, gut, and part them out? Yeah, but its free.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2023 12:18 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 14, 2023 12:19 PM (SF4EO)
You can make a serious argument that a lot of the societal breakdown is traceable to the anti-bullying movement in schools.
Posted by: sven at February 14, 2023 12:19 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 14, 2023 12:19 PM (HeaXC)
Posted by: ziggggeeee at February 14, 2023 12:19 PM (PJWI9)
REMINDER, this scrunt helped kick off erasing out history, digging up graves, and toppling statues. She is the definition of a Paper American who has business anywhere near institutions our institutions. She is NeoCon through and through.
Posted by: Joker at February 14, 2023 12:19 PM (0ppfL)
saw a blurb saying Navy pilot missed 'ufo' with first shot; there is now an unexploded missile somewhere in Lake Huron
Posted by: DB at February 14, 2023 12:19 PM (geLO8)
Yeah that is telling. If you cannot condemn baby murder in abortion, you're not someone I trust with power.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2023 12:11 PM (0hOvj)
The only thing that matters to the GOPe is forever wars, tax cuts and open borders. Haley isn't going to mention anti-White racism, child sexual mutilation and abortion. Like Kristi Noem and north of 90 percent of elected party members, she is the Chatbox candidate servant for the Republican Establishment. I wish she would snag the nomination just to watch the full implosion of the party.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 14, 2023 12:19 PM (KSNKu)
Shades of Captain America: why do you want to fight Nazis? I hate bullies.
Yeah, that's the problem with Nazis. They knock you down and steal your lunch money. That's like complaining about nuclear weapons because they are so heavy. Talk about missing the entire point.
But that's modern people, like "racism" is the worst possible sin, "bullies" is the worst behavior. We're so comfortable, at ease, and safe that people cannot even conceive of something being worse than being picked on in school and made to have bad feels.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2023 12:17 PM (0hOvj)
That was period correct. The full evil of the Nazi's (and the Soviets) wasn't known early in the war. The Fasists were routinely called 'bullies' in the 30's and early 40's, before Pearl Harbor.
It does sound a bit juvenile, I'll grant you.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 14, 2023 12:19 PM (bzzlh)
Posted by: Your Kid's Women's Studies Professor at February 14, 2023 12:15 PM (t0OGg)
Strictly speaking, they were ROMAN concepts. They just work so well that everyone fucking copied them. My nic should have been your first clue, sugartits.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2023 12:19 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 14, 2023 12:19 PM (Y5qcH)
https://tinyurl.com/yum8emvk
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 14, 2023 12:15 PM
++++
LOL
Thanks
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 14, 2023 12:19 PM (t0OGg)
Heard that Abbott is planning on running also. No to any of them.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 14, 2023 12:20 PM (xc8mL)
Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at February 14, 2023 12:20 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 14, 2023 12:20 PM (F8RnT)
Yeah I mean... there's dinner for the family running around on the hoof.
Is it a pain to kill, clean, gut, and part them out? Yeah, but its free.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
The Lord helps those that help themselves. If you won't help yourself, don't ask anyone else to.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2023 12:20 PM (GxM4+)
Unless the women are ballet dancers. Then they kick like mules.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 14, 2023 12:20 PM (Lq2t5)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 14, 2023 12:21 PM (u73oe)
https://tinyurl.com/2p82dnac
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:18 PM (LvTSG)
++++
The photographer really needed to close the iris a couple of ticks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 14, 2023 12:21 PM (t0OGg)
Heard that Abbott is planning on running also. No to any of them.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 14, 2023 12:20 PM (xc8mL)
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Both Haley and Scott running is an effort to undermine Trump's win in the SC primary.
He'll win by 50 points over his closest opponent, and Haley and Scott will suddenly have tens of millions of dollars in warchests accidentally.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:21 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 14, 2023 12:21 PM (F8RnT)
—-
She wants #2 and probably been promised that to DeSantis #1
It’s Trump 2024 or we complete the dismantling of the Republican Party
No mas
Posted by: Gonzotx at February 14, 2023 12:21 PM (NHKNz)
https://tinyurl.com/yum8emvk
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 14, 2023 12:15 PM
That was nice, thank you. Now, lets be the rebels they think we are.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 14, 2023 12:21 PM (N39Ws)
Golda Meir and Maggie Thatcher didn't have to.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2023 12:18 PM (GxM4+)
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^^^THIS^^^
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 14, 2023 12:21 PM (MIKMs)
***
Not to mention all the empty asylums in the US.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 14, 2023 12:21 PM (wb1YC)
Haley’s candidacy represents the best of the “meh” middle tier of 2024 candidates, which for now includes the notional campaigns of Mike Pence, Mike Pompeo, and Chris Christie...
...while many Republican voters may be moving off Trump the man, the forces that he unleashed within the party—economic populism, isolationist foreign policy, election denialism, and above all, an unapologetic and vulgar focus on fighting culture war issues—remain incredibly popular with GOP voters...
Haley isn’t like another potential fusion candidate, Georgia Governor Brian Kemp, who has a strong record of conservative policies that better fit the current iteration of the Republican party while also breaking from Trump over his election fraud claims...And she certainly isn’t a Ron DeSantis-style, four-star general in the culture wars.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at February 14, 2023 12:21 PM (aAULc)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 14, 2023 12:21 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
Even Kristi isn't as hot as we thought, there are photos out there, without perfect lighting....
Also was against state laws protecting female athletes. Ugh.
Posted by: ziggggeeee at February 14, 2023 12:21 PM (PJWI9)
Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2023 12:21 PM (DOyD/)
String a few "tainted" elections, elections concluded weeks beyond election day, or a judge deciding an election via insane conclusions on local elections or God help us, politicians decide who is elected (I mean out in the sunshine for all to see) together that puts the loser in office and all of the sudden. Genocide and tossing babies in fires is the next new thing that made America the greatest country on the globe.
PS: The genocide, baby tossing crowd will spill out in the form of an Antifa type crowd when the politicians become more and more emboldened.
*Whispers*....I don't believe that the FBI has recognized ANTIFA as a terrorist group for a reason.
PS: I meant
Posted by: Drider at February 14, 2023 12:21 PM (R/UH9)
That was a good one. I was three or four sentences in before I suspected what was going on and scrolled down to see the sock.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 14, 2023 12:21 PM (nfrXX)
So it all does not amount to anything. Especially if the elections are rigged.
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 14, 2023 12:21 PM (9qHsE)
Two thoughts:
1. All the wranglers were white working in overwhelmingly minority neighborhoods.
2. These are poor neighborhoods, theoretically where people go hungry and there are hundreds, if not thousands of tasty chickens running loose.
Are people that freaking lazy to not catch an easy dinner?
Posted by: Archer at February 14, 2023 12:08 PM
There's a ton of them in Hawaii but you can't eat them.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 14, 2023 12:13 PM
We had free range chickens all over the place when we were stationed at GITMO. Not sure if they are still there but I used to go in to work in the morning, unlock the building and feed the chickens. They would see me drive up and head towards the back door where we smoked at. I would bring the food out as soon as I got the coffee pot going.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 14, 2023 12:22 PM (uNylN)
https://tinyurl.com/2p82dnac
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:18 PM (LvTSG)
I like her eyes, but that is one of those creepy stares.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2023 12:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 14, 2023 12:22 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: DB at February 14, 2023 12:22 PM (geLO8)
What was that old adage - if you ride the tiger take care not to end up in its belly.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 14, 2023 12:22 PM (F8RnT)
Oddly enough, the more establishment eunuch grifters who enter the primary, the better it is for Trump (or so the talking heads tell me).
Trump supposedly would have a harder time of winning the nomination if it was only mano a mano with DeSantis.
We shall see ... [I still hope Dave in Fla is right, and those two have made a backroom deal and DeSantis doesn't run yet. Speaking of which, haven't seen Dave around in awhile.]
Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 14, 2023 12:22 PM (6Ym5C)
https://tinyurl.com/2p82dnac
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:18 PM (LvTSG)
If we're going to have a clown world, I'd rather be ruled by the hottest among us.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 14, 2023 12:22 PM (bzzlh)
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at February 14, 2023 12:21 PM (aAULc)
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Democrats are allowed to fight the culture war because they are good. Republicans that wish to fight the culture war are vulgar.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:22 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:06 PM (LvTSG)
Kicks just keep gettin' harder to find...
Posted by: ZOmbie Mark Lindsey of Paul Revere and the Raiders at February 14, 2023 12:22 PM (CCSxw)
Luna wearing an AR-15 pin, and HAWT Boebert.
We need more chicks like this.
NOT Ikki Nikki.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 14, 2023 12:23 PM (ufFY8)
He'll win by 50 points over his closest opponent
I'll wager you $20 that DeS wins SC. Deal?
Posted by: Archimedes at February 14, 2023 12:23 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 14, 2023 12:20 PM
When will he announce his roll?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 14, 2023 12:23 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 14, 2023 12:23 PM (eOEVl)
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I'm operating under the assumption that DeSantis never enters the race. If he does enter the race, I'll change my calculus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:23 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at February 14, 2023 12:21 PM (aAULc)
++++
Damn. They're on to me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 14, 2023 12:24 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 14, 2023 12:24 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:06 PM (LvTSG)
++++
I beg to differ.
Posted by: Jean-Claude Van Damme at February 14, 2023 12:24 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2023 12:24 PM (dGzIB)
Posted by: mps at February 14, 2023 12:24 PM (hLV/4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2023 12:24 PM (63Dwl)
and i'll bet that people like steve schmitd and nicole wallache and the idiot with the confederate flag cooler will come running back a$ $oon a$ $he get$ the nomination
Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 14, 2023 12:24 PM (kFrCu)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 14, 2023 12:24 PM (Q4IgG)
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This sounds familiar...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:24 PM (LvTSG)
It resonated in the actual comics because the lesson being taught was there was a social duty to be a bully thumper.
The notion that adults would intervene directly was alien to that culture because kid business was kid business and adult business was adult business.
The current asshole crybullies are a result of the "curative" to bullying no longer being kids themselves forming alliances to thwart the worst actors among the bullies but running and playing crying game to the adults.
The entire journey of the young to functional adulthood and social order was disrupted resulting in this fucked up HR culture.
Posted by: sven at February 14, 2023 12:25 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 14, 2023 12:21 PM (nfrXX)
++++
:: doffs cap ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 14, 2023 12:25 PM (t0OGg)
Greeks came up with stoic philosophy but the Romans really took it to heart.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2023 12:25 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 14, 2023 12:21 PM (nfrXX)
++++
:: doffs cap ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 14, 2023 12:25 PM (t0OGg)
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That's a sock?! I swore it was my kid's sociology professor!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:25 PM (LvTSG)
Two thoughts:
1. All the wranglers were white working in overwhelmingly minority neighborhoods.
2. These are poor neighborhoods, theoretically where people go hungry and there are hundreds, if not thousands of tasty chickens running loose.
Are people that freaking lazy to not catch an easy dinner?
Posted by: Archer
Southern Florida has invasive issues with green iguanas. Much like we have with wild hogs.
Iguanas are a Central American, Caribbean Islands & Australian Abo delicacy.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2023 12:25 PM (GxM4+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 14, 2023 12:25 PM (F8RnT)
It was bad, do not recommend.
Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 14, 2023 12:25 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Nikki Haley at February 14, 2023 12:25 PM (lKnYj)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:25 PM (LvTSG)
++++
No, it's a cap. Read it again!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 14, 2023 12:25 PM (t0OGg)
What was that old adage - if you ride the tiger take care not to end up in its belly.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 14, 2023 12:22 PM (F8RnT)
Damn my memory. Was it Midway with Charlton Heston and Kirk Douglas? Where Heston's son is going out with a gal who has a roommate. The gal is playing two guys at the same time (Douglas and the kid playing Heston's son.) The roommate relates the story of the Lady and the Tiger, trying to warn her off Douglas.
Then later he rapes her, goes out and gets killed, she commits suicide and the son gets killed (or is it Heston?) Really cheery movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2023 12:26 PM (zZu0s)
Why are we using a million dollar missile to shoot down a ballon?
How the fuck do you miss?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 14, 2023 12:26 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2023 12:24 PM (dGzIB)
A Reese Witherspoon character in a movie that runs for class president.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 14, 2023 12:26 PM (YPWOk)
Not ashamed to say I did my buisness a few miles down the road.
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at February 14, 2023 12:26 PM (PbwT0)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 14, 2023 12:22 PM
I see the old-school Chiefs trained you well.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 14, 2023 12:26 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2023 12:26 PM (0hOvj)
https://tinyurl.com/yum8emvk
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 14, 2023 12:15 PM
Awww, same here.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 14, 2023 12:27 PM (oE0yX)
Well, the joke's on you, Nikki! Haven't ya heard? Men wear heels too. And they kick harder than women.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 14, 2023 12:27 PM (iFTx/)
Those teases. Lying to get us all hot and bothered and then ... nothing.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 14, 2023 12:27 PM (Lq2t5)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 14, 2023 12:27 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 14, 2023 12:26 PM (YPWOk)
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She's apparently coming back for the sequel based on the book Can't Win.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:27 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Average Jen at February 14, 2023 12:27 PM (8Vc7G)
Then later he rapes her, goes out and gets killed, she commits suicide and the son gets killed (or is it Heston?) Really cheery movie.
No. Midway had Heston's son dating a Japanese-American, who he loved.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 14, 2023 12:27 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at February 14, 2023 12:27 PM (vN+oL)
It resonated in the actual comics because the lesson being taught was there was a social duty to be a bully thumper.
The notion that adults would intervene directly was alien to that culture because kid business was kid business and adult business was adult business.
The current asshole crybullies are a result of the "curative" to bullying no longer being kids themselves forming alliances to thwart the worst actors among the bullies but running and playing crying game to the adults.
The entire journey of the young to functional adulthood and social order was disrupted resulting in this fucked up HR culture.
Posted by: sven at February 14, 2023 12:25 PM (Lzpvj)
I got bullied and I really didn't like it. Really, really didn't.
I think raising boys to know how to handle bullies, without running to authority figures, is the best way to handle the issue. But that requires fathers to be involved in their kid's life and to teach them.
I think that window of opportunity has passed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 14, 2023 12:27 PM (bzzlh)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 14, 2023 12:22 PM
I see the old-school Chiefs trained you well.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 14, 2023 12:26 PM
Well I was a Chief then...but yes.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 14, 2023 12:28 PM (uNylN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 14, 2023 12:28 PM (F8RnT)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 14, 2023 12:28 PM (SMcSP)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
they are saying, 'because the target is so small'
Posted by: DB at February 14, 2023 12:28 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 14, 2023 12:28 PM (lz5hY)
Why are we using a million dollar missile to shoot down a ballon?
How the fuck do you miss?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 14, 2023 12:26 PM (u73oe)
They had to upload the computer virus to disable the balloon's shields first before the second sidewinder got through.
Posted by: Thrawn at February 14, 2023 12:28 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Pj at February 14, 2023 12:28 PM (ILGuv)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 14, 2023 12:28 PM (ykeLU)
Did you watch the Super Bowl last night, (gnat)?
You might have seen an ad from Intuit TurboTax, where a guy was dancing in front of a fountain without a care in the world, free to frolic because he was getting TurboTax to do his taxes for him.
Sounds happy and peaceful, right? But I was just about ready to throw my remote at the TV screen.
Why? Because tax prep giants - including TurboTax - have spent decades, and tens of millions of dollars, lobbying Washington to make tax filing as much of a hassle as possible. All so they can maximize profits by reeling in frustrated taxpayers, often with misleading marketing that steers people away from free options.
And after wringing profits out of working families at tax time, they can afford to shell out millions of dollars for fancy Super Bowl ads.
So the ad was basically like an arsonist bragging about charging money to put out the fire they started.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 14, 2023 12:28 PM (kFrCu)
Apparently there is a sequel to the novel The Election, called Tracy Flick Can't Win. I only know this because I saw it the last time I was at the local bookstore.
Don't care, though. Never saw the movie, never liked Reese Witherspoon.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 14, 2023 12:28 PM (AW0uW)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 14, 2023 12:28 PM (pIKd9)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 14, 2023 12:28 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at February 14, 2023 12:27 PM (vN+oL)
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She was governor of a state that thrived under her (not really because of her, though her influence wasn't wholly negative).
Buttigieg was mayor of a town and pitted the police against the poor, black residents.
Yeah...Haley's better prepared to be president than Buttigieg. She's not going to get close to winning, of course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:28 PM (LvTSG)
Quick men, let's sign up and sign up our sons to save our industrialized comfy empire for these grateful and appreciative totally not entitled creatures.
Posted by: Joker at February 14, 2023 12:28 PM (0ppfL)
https://is.gd/tkWqOZ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 14, 2023 12:29 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
___
I'm a believer in Jesus Christ.
According to the feebs, I'm the most dangerous sort of rebel:
One who will never bow the knee to them, since my Lord and Savior is much, much stronger than they are or ever hope to be.
And one who isn't afraid of death of the body, but of the eternal soul.
Being a combat vet is just icing on the cake.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 14, 2023 12:29 PM (SF4EO)
That's all I remember.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 14, 2023 12:28 PM (
He also got flamed by a hot shot Jap pilot just like his dad predicted.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 14, 2023 12:29 PM (uNylN)
.....
I wonder if this is the thinking behind parading our military soldiers around in high heels.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 14, 2023 12:29 PM (YPWOk)
"nobody has time for that, Haole!"
--Hawaiian
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2023 12:29 PM (0hOvj)
Then later he rapes her, goes out and gets killed, she commits suicide and the son gets killed (or is it Heston?) Really cheery movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2023 12:26 PM (zZu0s)
In Harms Way -- John Wayne and Kirk Douglas
Posted by: Archer at February 14, 2023 12:29 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Pj at February 14, 2023 12:28 PM (ILGuv)
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Mike Pence didn't even run for president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:29 PM (LvTSG)
That's all I remember.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 14, 2023 12:28 PM (F8RnT)
No she was blonde, I think. Dammit. Now I have to look it up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2023 12:29 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2023
***
The Lord choves a leerful giver.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2023 12:29 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Flyover at February 14, 2023 12:29 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 14, 2023 12:30 PM (44ww/)
***
I'm retiring in about 22 months so let me know when hiring starts.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 14, 2023 12:30 PM (wb1YC)
(gnat), let’s fight back together. Add your name if you agree that we need a tax filing system that works for working people, not tax prep corporations - with free, simplified filing.
If companies like TurboTax weren't throwing extra hurdles in front of taxpayers, then maybe the guy in the ad could dance in front of the fountain with a few extra hundreds in his wallet - money that he wouldn't have to hand over to TurboTax.
Because the IRS could have filed his taxes for him. For free.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 14, 2023 12:30 PM (kFrCu)
https://is.gd/tkWqOZ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 14, 2023 12:29 PM (t0OGg)
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Can the Daily Daddario count on that booty for a vote?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:30 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2023 12:26 PM (zZu0s)
Think that might be In Harm's Way with John Wayne.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 14, 2023 12:30 PM (BTgKJ)
Posted by: Thrawn at February 14, 2023 12:28 PM (Rl7KJ)
I thought they had to wait for the thing to decloak before they could get a lock on it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 14, 2023 12:30 PM (ufFY8)
Almost everyone gets bullied, learning to cope with it, building the strength to thwart it, psychologically manipulating the bullies to your own ends and their own destruction are all serious skills that stood America well over its history.
One of the joys of my life was bully thumping and I was known for it.
Posted by: sven at February 14, 2023 12:30 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 14, 2023 12:22 PM (Y5qcH)
She was a little bland and she gave me gas.
Posted by: Coconut Crab, The Stuff Of Nightmares at February 14, 2023 12:30 PM (b/HKy)
That reminds me. I have to go to Costco and buy a couple of hams.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 14, 2023 12:30 PM (eOEVl)
"nobody has time for that, Haole!"
--Hawaiian
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
___
When Hawai'i isn't resupplied by air or boat, their tune will change.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 14, 2023 12:30 PM (SF4EO)
Posted by: Fool Otto at February 14, 2023 12:30 PM (DB16e)
Which company had the commercial featuring the interracial infant couple?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 14, 2023 12:31 PM (YPWOk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:30 PM (LvTSG)
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Sure. She enthusiastically backs the "rule by hot chicks party."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 14, 2023 12:31 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 14, 2023 12:31 PM (pIKd9)
You see, every year, when your W2s and 1099s come in the mail, your employer has already sent a copy to the government. So it's no secret: The IRS already knows how much you make before you file your taxes.
So instead of all the scrambling, calculating, and late nights, you could simply get a pre-filled tax form based on information the IRS already has. You'd confirm the information, and send it back. A free filing system would take the head-ache - and the expense - out of doing your taxes.
I've spent years fighting for a free, simple federal tax filing system. And with the funding that Democrats passed through Congress last year, we're closer than ever to making it happen. I'm staying in the fight until we get this done.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 14, 2023 12:31 PM (kFrCu)
How the fuck do you miss?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 14, 2023 12:26 PM (u73oe)
Maybe the missile went clean through without detonating.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2023 12:31 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 14, 2023 12:31 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Knickerless Parsons at February 14, 2023 12:32 PM (wrJpE)
I know this is supposed to fix the gender gap in consultant circles, but it never seems to hit pay dirt.
If you want to close this gap, Republicans just need to say they are going to allow states to decide abortion laws and then stop talking about it.
Posted by: Blago at February 14, 2023 12:32 PM (cOFom)
You are conflating Midway with From Here to Eternity I think.
Posted by: sven at February 14, 2023 12:32 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 14, 2023 12:32 PM (kFrCu)
@197
>>Why are we using a million dollar missile to shoot down a ballon?
My man!! Do you really have to ask that question?
--
Raytheon Account Exec swimming around in a pool of money in a manner reminiscent of Scrooge McDuck.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 14, 2023 12:32 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Archer at February 14, 2023 12:29 PM (gmo/4)
Dammit. You're right. Because Wayne and the roommate also hook up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2023 12:32 PM (zZu0s)
We need missiles with pins as the warhead.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 14, 2023 12:32 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 14, 2023 12:33 PM (WqNgw)
Yeah, I mean she was the real deal, she did fly planes and all that, she just wasn't the solo superwoman they portrayed her as. I cannot exactly work out why she got so much attention when she was plain looking and plenty of other women were doing that kind of thing at the time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2023 12:33 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 14, 2023 12:31 PM (kFrCu)
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If you do stock transactions this might require a correction, but other than that it probably won't. W2s, 1099s, etc. are usually sent to the IRS anyway. They don't do it because they don't want to, and it also makes it harder to catch errors so they can reject your return and hit you with fees.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 14, 2023 12:33 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2023 12:05 PM (BpYfr)
This is true.
Well, maybe president of the PTA.
Posted by: Flyover at February 14, 2023 12:33 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 14, 2023 12:12 PM (OTzUX)
Really good designs, even today.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 14, 2023 12:33 PM (bzzlh)
https://tinyurl.com/yum8emvk
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 14, 2023 12:15 PM
Awww, same here.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 14, 2023 12:27 PM (oE0yX)
lol
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 14, 2023 12:33 PM (9qHsE)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Infant couple? That's starting the arranged marriage kinda young.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2023 12:34 PM (GxM4+)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 14, 2023 12:24 PM (Q4IgG)
Chris Sununu is the pluperfect example. That fat poor man's !Jeb will be lucky to make it out of the NH primary. He'll never get a vote outside of New England.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 14, 2023 12:34 PM (AW0uW)
being married to a Putnam probably did not hurt.
Posted by: sven at February 14, 2023 12:34 PM (Lzpvj)
After she also piled on what a hate-filled figure Trump was?
But tell me again how Trump stood up to the Establishment, it's a wonderful fairy tale. Along with McConnell's wife being in Trump's cabinet and Mike Pence being his VP. And Fauci calling all the shots during Covid.
Posted by: Blago at February 14, 2023 12:34 PM (cOFom)
Posted by: Knickerless Parsons
Wiki claims she is retired from shobiz as of 2011
she has no screen credits after 2009
Posted by: DB at February 14, 2023 12:34 PM (geLO8)
How they gonna do that if they're in the states deciding the abortion laws? Murdering helpless innocent babies is a violation of the 14th amendment even if it was not a shockingly horrific moral violation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2023 12:34 PM (0hOvj)
I'll play that lottery. Do we bring our own, or will we be issued keepsake weapons for the occasion?
Posted by: t-bird at February 14, 2023 12:35 PM (Sv58p)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 14, 2023 12:35 PM (F8RnT)
The balloons are Washington's. They are for tracking vehicles and movements of citizens, probably in anticipation of banning vehicles and 'environmental lockdowns'.
https://is.gd/92uhvl
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 14, 2023 12:35 PM (llON8)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 14, 2023 12:35 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: sven at February 14, 2023 12:32 PM (Lzpvj)
Here to Eternity was Burt Lancaster and... whatshername.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2023 12:35 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 14, 2023 12:35 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 14, 2023 12:31 PM
If you file a 1040 EZ you already can file that for free with the irs. It's called irs free file. You can even do it on your phone. Not sure what they are talking about.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 14, 2023 12:35 PM (uNylN)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2023 12:34 PM (GxM4+)
Yes. It was talking babies.
But even talking babies aren't exempt from needing to be an interracial couple.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 14, 2023 12:35 PM (YPWOk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 14, 2023 12:36 PM (F8RnT)
https://youtu.be/2CGbpbclYyQ?t=84
"Dad, I've fallen in love with a Japanese girl."
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 14, 2023 12:35 PM (F8RnT)
You're right Anna, as per usual.
I was getting movies mixed up. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2023 12:36 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 14, 2023 12:36 PM (pIKd9)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 14, 2023 12:05 PM (BRHaw)
Nah, Nikki's a classy dame.
"Please applaud"
Posted by: Methos at February 14, 2023 12:37 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 14, 2023 12:37 PM (ffbyg)
They are trying to mainstream the idea that euthanizing kids with disabilities may need to be a thing behind closed doors.
Abortion and the sanctity of life is another argument that the libertarians were proven 100% incorrect on with their attacks on "legislating morals" tripe in the 80s.
Every argument on the morality of the matter has been proven true.
Posted by: sven at February 14, 2023 12:37 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 14, 2023 12:35 PM (ufFY
I have no idea who that is... *shifty eyes*
But, True.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2023 12:37 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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It's been decided that it belongs to the states, so if a Presidential candidate wants to talk about federal abortion bans, be prepared for an even larger gender gap in voting.
Posted by: Blago at February 14, 2023 12:37 PM (cOFom)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2023 12:33 PM (0hOvj)
Her husband was a wealthy publisher and publicist. George P. Putnam
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 14, 2023 12:37 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
and the Godfather got his godson the leading role- all it took was one strategically-placed horse's head
Posted by: DB at February 14, 2023 12:37 PM (geLO8)
I think raising boys to know how to handle bullies, without running to authority figures, is the best way to handle the issue. But that requires fathers to be involved in their kid's life and to teach them."
I just endured it, don't remember ever telling anybody about it. If my dad was living with us, don't know if I would have mentioned it to him.
Girls also seem to be fierce bullies, these days at least.
Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at February 14, 2023 12:37 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 14, 2023 12:30 PM (SF4EO)
But nothing must imperil their strategic hyphen supply!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2023 12:37 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Archer at February 14, 2023 12:08 PM (gmo/4)
Yes.
Our neighbor CANNOT BELIEVE we have to go outside every day to take care of our chickens, gardens, trees, etc.
"Every day?" she asked me.
[Picard facepalm]
So, yes.
Posted by: Flyover at February 14, 2023 12:37 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 14, 2023 12:38 PM (cQ14W)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 14, 2023 12:35 PM (ufFY
Darling Nikki....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 14, 2023 12:38 PM (bzzlh)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 14, 2023 12:33 PM (WqNgw)
This.
Another example, 'locking down' an entire fkn county's school system for hours because ONE dude might be roaming about with a gub.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 14, 2023 12:38 PM (llON8)
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Well, to be fair, it does convert blunt damage to piercing.
Posted by: Methos at February 14, 2023 12:38 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Archer at February 14, 2023 12:08 PM
Yes. See Thomas Sowell "Black Rednecks and White Liberals"
Posted by: Some Guy at February 14, 2023 12:38 PM (hTWNl)
Yeah, its not hard to figure out why and how, either. You cannot have a culture or civilization without a moral core to build it around.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2023 12:38 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2023 12:34 PM (0hOvj)
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Well the 14th gave us a Charlie-Foxtrot.
Because Dems are thinking of "codifying Roe" and thus "protecting procreative rights".
Posted by: Axeman at February 14, 2023 12:38 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
Underrrates comment. Nikki Dial was a girl next door dime and a class act. (She used condoms).
Posted by: Joker at February 14, 2023 12:38 PM (0ppfL)
Posted by: Braenyard's phone at February 14, 2023 12:38 PM (aUim1)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 14, 2023 12:30 PM (SF4EO)
But nothing must imperil their strategic hyphen supply!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2023 12:37 PM (tkR6S)
SPAM for the win!
Posted by: Every Hawaiian at February 14, 2023 12:38 PM (ufFY8)
If you watch the biopic [iAmelia with Hillary Swank, they play up the lesbian angle
nttawwt
Posted by: DB at February 14, 2023 12:39 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 14, 2023
***
Nikki Rhodes >>>>>> Nikki Haley
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2023 12:39 PM (J2vNu)
One of the joys of my life was bully thumping and I was known for it.
Posted by: sven at February 14, 2023 12:30 PM (Lzpvj)
Sometimes the bullies are people you can't fight back against, like teachers and parents. They don't back down, and escalate the pain if you resist.
Posted by: Bullies suck at February 14, 2023 12:39 PM (7b+Kq)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 14, 2023 12:35 PM
He was the luckiest man in the history of GITMO then. He successfully crossed two minefields to get there. That rarely happens and I can't remember one instance of that happening during the three years we were stationed there. They usually wind up stepping on a mine and the Cubans will leave their bodies laying there as a reminder to anyone else trying to cross. We would constantly hear mines going off at night when we were on the bay fishing.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 14, 2023 12:39 PM (uNylN)
Posted by: Blago at February 14, 2023 12:32 PM (cOFom)
Doesn't work. We tried it in PA and CO and both lost.
Upper middle class women may use abortion as an excuse, but it's a post-hoc justification for voting Dem, rather than an actual reason. They are simply chasing status and trying to remain in good social standing by voting progressive.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 14, 2023 12:39 PM (wmDcS)
Well, that would explain the absurd level of publicity.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2023 12:39 PM (0hOvj)
https://tinyurl.com/yum8emvk
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 14, 2023 12:15 PM
Awww, same here.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 14, 2023 12:27 PM (oE0yX)
lol
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 14, 2023 12:33 PM (9qHsE)
Oh yeah? Well I bet my social credit score is a bigger negative that yours!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 14, 2023 12:40 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 14, 2023 12:40 PM (Mzdiz)
Nikki Haley doesn't have the spark. She's the dutiful manager and not the tool set that the country needs now..
Posted by: Ziba at February 14, 2023 12:40 PM (4h9M3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2023 12:40 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: joe fingerblaster at February 14, 2023 12:40 PM (3TalN)
Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at February 14, 2023 12:37 PM (24fqN)
++++
Fiercer. The boy bully is likely to insult you and maybe punch you in the face, and will be pushed back if you hit him back. The bully is the bully, but any given incident is largely just a transaction.
Girl bullies usually play a different game of manipulation of back-stabbing that can't be solved by punching her in the mouth. It's not a transaction, it's an entire operational framework.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 14, 2023 12:40 PM (t0OGg)
*
If you watch the biopic Amelia with Hillary Swank, they play up the lesbian angle
nttawwt
Posted by: DB at February 14, 2023
***
When we went to see True Grit the original, my mother commented that Kim Darby reminded her very much of Amelia Earhart. You can see the resemblance, esp. in the hairstyles.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2023 12:40 PM (J2vNu)
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Well, to be fair, it does convert blunt damage to piercing.
Posted by: Methos at February 14, 2023 12:38 PM (kOpft)
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Steve Jackson thanks you for mentioning GURPS.
Posted by: Axeman at February 14, 2023 12:40 PM (krQz2)
Right. I doubt there are five women in the USA who were about to vote Republican then when Roe v Wade was reversed ran to the Democrats. That's just the excuse given to vote for someone they rationally know is awful but feelings and social pressure demand they support.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2023 12:41 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 14, 2023 12:39 PM (wmDcS)
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They are cultural Democrats, and chasing their votes is pointless without being Democrats.
Get more non-college educated working class people to the polls...in places where voting matters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:41 PM (LvTSG)
Eh I watch Midway 76 pretty regularly.
Now there were things added for the TV release that were not in the feature film Susan Sullivan was in it.
You may be remembering that added version.
https://youtu.be/84LQJiCjR2k
Not meaning to be insulting at all just trying to help.
Posted by: sven at February 14, 2023 12:41 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Next2Nothing at February 14, 2023 12:41 PM (tA1/w)
I'll play that lottery. Do we bring our own, or will we be issued keepsake weapons for the occasion?
Posted by: t-bird at February 14, 2023 12:35 PM
I was in college in Utah during the 1970's I seem to remember the State of Utah was going to restart executions. Back then their law hadn't changed and offered execution by firing squad. It also allowed that volunteers could be selected from the able-bodied male population of the state. If I remember correctly (1970's had lots of drugs), the state was overwhelmed with thousands of men volunteering to plug a criminal.
Good times.
Posted by: Archer at February 14, 2023 12:41 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2023 12:33 PM (0hOvj)
A relentless self-promoter, who eventually fell victim to belief in her own PR.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2023 12:41 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Joker at February 14, 2023 12:41 PM (0ppfL)
https://tinyurl.com/yum8emvk
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 14, 2023 12:15 PM
So sweet! Thank you, {{{SMH}}}
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 14, 2023 12:41 PM (Mzdiz)
Yeah, I mean she was the real deal, she did fly planes and all that, she just wasn't the solo superwoman they portrayed her as. I cannot exactly work out why she got so much attention when she was plain looking and plenty of other women were doing that kind of thing at the time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2023 12:33 PM (0hOvj)
_____________________
Two reasons: One, that name. Right from central casting. Two, she was media savvy and had family money to back her up and get the right influencers in her corner. Same phenomenon as today.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 14, 2023 12:42 PM (iFTx/)
But way cuter.
Girl bullies usually play a different game of manipulation of back-stabbing that can't be solved by punching her in the mouth.
Well, it can be, but you get thrown out of school and jailed for doing that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2023 12:42 PM (0hOvj)
Her husband, George Putnam, was a PR heavyweight and had puff pieces about Earhart shot out to newspapers and radio almost on a daily basis.
As an aside, I think I read somewhere that she didn't want to marry Putnam and that their marriage was basically a celibate one of convenience because his connections would allow her to fly bigger / faster planes.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 14, 2023 12:42 PM (AW0uW)
https://is.gd/tkWqOZ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 14, 2023 12:29 PM (t0OGg)
Hot girls with guns...my wheelhouse this is
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 14, 2023 12:42 PM (bzzlh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
you're right
Frank Sinatra had a supporting role- to get the shit beat out of him by Ernest Borgnine
Posted by: DB at February 14, 2023 12:42 PM (geLO8)
There is a lesson in life there too.
It really is a leadership formative that has been lost.
Posted by: sven at February 14, 2023 12:42 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 14, 2023 12:42 PM (ykeLU)
https://is.gd/tkWqOZ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 14, 2023 12:29 PM (t0OGg)
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Tell me you don't skip "glute's day" at the gym without telling me.
Posted by: Turn Two at February 14, 2023 12:43 PM (JfxgE)
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They were in my time too.
Though I did learn that girls, even big girls much bigger than me, don't like ripped earlobes.
With the gauged earlobes being popular now, the damage would be much more severe.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 14, 2023 12:43 PM (SF4EO)
Upper middle class women may use abortion as an excuse, but it's a post-hoc justification for voting Dem, rather than an actual reason. They are simply chasing status and trying to remain in good social standing by voting progressive.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile
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PA we had a piss poor candidate (thanks again Trump), we would have easily won that with anyone else.
CO is a deep blue state now.
These aren't good test cases.
But I have no doubt, females in general lean left. But I have ZERo doubt the SC decision is about half the reason the midterms turned out the way they did.
Posted by: Blago at February 14, 2023 12:43 PM (cOFom)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2023 12:43 PM (ej+nE)
nttawwt
Posted by: DB at February 14, 2023 12:39 PM (geLO
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That's because that's what made her great. Lesbian power.
Posted by: Axeman at February 14, 2023 12:43 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: JT at February 14, 2023 12:43 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Blago at February 14, 2023 12:43 PM (cOFom)
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The idea that Oz was worse than mental defective and Frankenstein's monster John Fetterman is laughable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:43 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: polynikes at February 14, 2023 12:43 PM (/mJ16)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 14, 2023 12:44 PM (lz5hY)
She would have gotten more actual praise from me if she had actually taken some prisoners.
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at February 14, 2023 12:44 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Axeman at February 14, 2023 12:44 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: sven at February 14, 2023 12:41 PM (Lzpvj)
I was surprised when Midway 2019 came up when I searched it- even though I knew they had remade them.
Remake shit that was done poorly originally- like Battle of the Bulge.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2023 12:44 PM (zZu0s)
https://tinyurl.com/yum8emvk
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 14, 2023 12:15 PM
I like Buck Throckmorton's idea from the day before.
Songs of the Season
Tomorrow is Valentine's Day! How about a beautiful love song to celebrate the day.
"The First Time Ever I saw Your Face" - Roberta Flack
and he links the vid
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 14, 2023 12:44 PM (9qHsE)
https://tinyurl.com/yum8emvk
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 14, 2023 12:15 PM (SF4EO)
Aw, shucks...
Posted by: Flyover at February 14, 2023 12:44 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 14, 2023 12:31 PM
He must have been feeling extra generous, as it's much more than she deserves.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at February 14, 2023 12:44 PM (aAULc)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 14, 2023 12:44 PM (SF4EO)
It really is a leadership formative that has been lost.
Posted by: sven at February 14, 2023 12:42 PM (Lzpvj)
Not sure I understand. Where does abusing people in your charge who can't meaningfully fight back fit in with leadership? I am genuinely confused here.
Posted by: Bullies suck at February 14, 2023 12:45 PM (7b+Kq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:43 PM (LvTSG)
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I don't know why it's become such a popular trope.
Posted by: Axeman at February 14, 2023 12:45 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2023 12:39 PM (J2vNu)
Ok, Night Of The Giving Head is one of the funniest pr0n titles I have heard.
I bet the soundtrack is a killer.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 14, 2023 12:45 PM (ufFY8)
https://is.gd/tkWqOZ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 14, 2023 12:29 PM (t0OGg)
Hot girls with guns...my wheelhouse this is
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 14, 2023 12:42 PM (bzzlh)
Black widow cosplay with less leather? I approve, just wondering.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2023 12:45 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Moron Math at February 14, 2023 12:45 PM (aAULc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2023 12:43 PM (ej+nE)
He's not very kind to Trump either.
Posted by: polynikes at February 14, 2023 12:45 PM (/mJ16)
Posted by: ... at February 14, 2023 12:45 PM (jZ/HF)
As long as they can go to the store and buy cereal, hotdogs, and big bags of chips, yes. If adults were genuinely going hungry, and not the fake "hungry" we define under the label of "food insecurity," those chickens would go away PDQ.
It's a lot of work to catch, kill, pluck, and properly butcher a chicken, especially if you've never even seen it done. The Kwik-E-Mart is right down the corner.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 14, 2023 12:45 PM (j2Xg6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:43 PM (LvTSG)
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I don't know why it's become such a popular trope.
Posted by: Axeman at February 14, 2023 12:45 PM (krQz2)
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Because if the PA vote was that badly rigged, then hope for the future is lost.
People don't want to lose hope.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:46 PM (LvTSG)
Not Heston and Douglas.
John Wayne and Douglas.
Also Fonda, Patricia Neal, Carrol O'Connor, Burgess Merideth
Posted by: TeeJ at February 14, 2023 12:46 PM (BptJg)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 14, 2023 12:33 PM (WqNgw)
Crap indeed...and for the reasons you state.
I had three classmates die my junior year of high school in a car accident. It was sad. But...had a test that Friday. Classes didn't stop. Life went on.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 14, 2023 12:46 PM (anj39)
Posted by: John Fetterman at February 14, 2023 12:46 PM (vwCZJ)
Get more non-college educated working class people to the polls...in places where voting matters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:41 PM (LvTSG)
Bingo. The big conflict between Trump and McConnell about the direction of the party is that Trump wanted to focus on winning over non-college educated workers and increasing turnout. McConnell, and the GOPe and consultant class, seemed more interested in winning over the middle class whites, especially women, who turn up regularly at the polls. Hence the GOPe tactic of waiting around for the Dems to overreach, combined with massive ad buys rather than a focus on get-out-the-vote. They wanted low-turnout elections where they would sway a few voters without having to commit to conservative policies.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 14, 2023 12:46 PM (wmDcS)
Something like, with all them in they split the "other than Trump" vote. But head to head, he may not beat DeSantis.
A) Trump's is not that clever
B) they don't like Trump at all to do this for him
C) it stinks a lot like the eternal stupid rope-a-dope of GOPe, "Y is scared of X!" BS like they try when they want to split the conservative vote so their guy wins with 35%
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 14, 2023 12:46 PM (39yzW)
https://tinyurl.com/yum8emvk
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 14, 2023 12:15 PM (SF4EO)
Heh.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2023 12:46 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 14, 2023 12:31 PM
He must have been feeling extra
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at February 14, 2023 12:44 PM (aAULc)
ISWYD
Posted by: ... at February 14, 2023 12:46 PM (jZ/HF)
Posted by: CrustyB at February 14, 2023 12:46 PM (qXzGC)
Midway 2019 was nice in some ways.
A saga not told because of the implications would be the march from the Spanish American War to the atomic bomb.
Posted by: sven at February 14, 2023 12:46 PM (Lzpvj)
https://is.gd/tkWqOZ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 14, 2023 12:29 PM (t0OGg)
Hot girls with guns...my wheelhouse this is
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 14, 2023 12:42 PM (bzzlh)
Black widow cosplay with less leather? I approve, just wondering.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2023 12:45 PM (zZu0s)
Sexy tomb raider cosplay maybe? I'm here for it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 14, 2023 12:47 PM (bzzlh)
But, orangemanbad.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 14, 2023 12:47 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February
Hmmm . I bet you say that to all the conservative guys and gals. LOL
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2023 12:47 PM (ej+nE)
Fun fact, the crime that put Clyde Barrow on police radar and initially got him a reputation was stealing a chicken.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 14, 2023 12:47 PM (j2Xg6)
The reality is there's no such thing as a sure thing. Not for Trump. Not for DeSantis. Of course the media and the RNC club will do their part, but ultimately it will come down to who does the best job in the early going.
*And that still won't be enough.
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2023 12:47 PM (CEh/e)
People don't want to lose hope.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:46 PM (LvTSG)
Like the Horde, they do not want to face the Calculus of the situation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2023 12:47 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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I think you're dead wrong about this, on one hand you want to say abortion is the most important issue ever, but on the other that, no one really cares about it.
I can tell you where I 'm at, abortion was 99% of the Dems ads, and it worked.
Abortion was more of a virtue signal issue before Roe vs Wade, and now you really can have states ban it and many have takes steps towards that.
Ultimately, I see state abortion laws getting even more "liberal" after Roe vs Wade, it's just the point we have right now in our culture.
Posted by: Blago at February 14, 2023 12:47 PM (cOFom)
Posted by: DB at February 14, 2023 12:47 PM (geLO8)
Right. I mean Oz was no ideal candidate but he only "lost" because of the fraud.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2023 12:47 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 14, 2023 12:48 PM (44ACM)
But, orangemanbad.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 14, 2023 12:47 PM (wmDcS)
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Also with having said things supportive of trannyism in the past.
Plus, he was Trump's second choice when his first dropped out.
Oz just wasn't part of the PA machine, and that's more important to the GOPe than anything else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:48 PM (LvTSG)
>>The idea that Oz was worse than mental defective and Frankenstein's monster John Fetterman is laughable.
PA Ballots allegedly broke for a guy who has literal brain damage over a guy who holds patents related to thoracic surgery.
PA ballots are certainly a discriminating bunch.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 14, 2023 12:48 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:43 PM (LvTSG)
He wasn't worse but close imo for different reasons than competency. I assume he hasn't dropped his Turkish citizenship since he didn't win. Fuck him.
That said I would have voted for him because look at the other choice.
Posted by: polynikes at February 14, 2023 12:48 PM (/mJ16)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 14, 2023 12:48 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: DB at February 14, 2023 12:47 PM (geLO
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John Wayne and Donna Reed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:48 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 14, 2023 12:49 PM (F8RnT)
Posted by: ChatGPT for President! at February 14, 2023 12:49 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: polynikes at February 14, 2023 12:48 PM (/mJ16)
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GO TEAM RED! (soon to return in about 18 months)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:49 PM (LvTSG)
and more to do with the mess that was the Governor's race
people just don't turn out for senate only
and Doug was a HORRENDOUS candidate. he's also a mole who caused Act 77 to pass in the first place, as literally the first thing he did as a brand-new legislator?!!? very fishy
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 14, 2023 12:49 PM (w0NJk)
Right. I mean Oz was no ideal candidate but he only "lost" because of the fraud.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2023 12:47 PM (0hOvj)
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Now, I don't think you can discount The Stupid either.
Posted by: Axeman at February 14, 2023 12:49 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 14, 2023 12:50 PM (lz5hY)
Get more non-college educated working class people to the polls...in places where voting matters."
The choice is between normal and crazy. Voting-age normals appear to be in the minority right now in the USA.
Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at February 14, 2023 12:50 PM (24fqN)
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McConnell and the GOPe have zero interest in winning. That much should be clear. In fact it often seems they win by losing.
Posted by: ... at February 14, 2023 12:50 PM (1TbOZ)
https://is.gd/tkWqOZ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 14, 2023 12:29 PM (t0OGg)
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Tell me you don't skip "glute's day" at the gym without telling me.
Posted by: Turn Two at February 14, 2023 12:43 PM
Feral, feral, feral, feral....
Posted by: callipygian redhead at the gym while Turn Two walks nearby at February 14, 2023 12:50 PM (aAULc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:43 PM (LvTSG)
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I don't know why it's become such a popular trope.
Posted by: Axeman
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People do not know how to effectively build arguments anymore so they adopt the tactics of the advocate. In this case, it is to show how Orange Man's choices are bad but McConnell's choice was good or Barnette was the true conservative good. And don't mention the voter fraud in urban areas btw.
Oh, the Trump favorite candidate before Oz was a GOP congressman from western PA that had to drop out due to a messy divorce and custody issues. Would not even be surprised that McConnell and Rove were involved in that as well (see what they did to Greitens during the MO primary).
Posted by: whig at February 14, 2023 12:50 PM (SqMCs)
Republican New Hampshire Gov. Chris Sununu said on Sunday that a potential 2024 presidential run would be “an opportunity to change things” and put “a little better attitude” in Washington, D.C.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2023 12:50 PM (63Dwl)
The Korean owned, maybe Chinese, food shack on St John did not let those chickens go to waste.
Posted by: Fool Otto at February 14, 2023 12:50 PM (DB16e)
https://tinyurl.com/yum8emvk
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 14, 2023 12:15 PM (SF4EO)
Awwwww.....
*wipes tear away*
*checks out window for fibbies*
Posted by: Diogenes at February 14, 2023 12:50 PM (anj39)
The children learn that there are things beyond their control they have to work around in cases where they cannot effectively fight back. My HS asst principal was a hard ass on the edge of bully. He hated me and tried to warn my wife off of me because he knew I had his number.
The hyper-interventionism in kid business is part of how the educrats programmed two generations of lunatics.
Kids need to learn to navigate the real world because oddly they have to navigate the real world.
The real world is assholes in power abuse power, and the only way to stop that is to deny them power in the first place.
Posted by: sven at February 14, 2023 12:50 PM (Lzpvj)
People don't want to lose hope.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:46 PM (LvTSG)
I am convinced that it was that badly rigged. And I lost hope two years ago.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 14, 2023 12:50 PM (AW0uW)
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No main page!!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 14, 2023 12:51 PM (+88U6)
Certainly there's a sizable faction of the Republican party that supports military aid in theory, but those voters are already confronting fact that $100 billion and counting of our Strength is getting smuggled into the pockets of the global elite without vexing Russia in any way.
As for China, nobody believes that either side will do anything militarily because of the unacceptably small chance of success and regime-threatening humiliation that would result from failure.
There's certainly a case for bold economic confrontation with China, but Haley will be hard pressed to stay out of dead last place on that issue.
Posted by: Funkotron at February 14, 2023 12:51 PM (dV6hr)
Women who support abortion almost never vote Republican. I am puzzled you have to have someone say that outright.
And saying "protecting helpless innocent babies is a high priority" is not the same as saying "this priority is the same for people who want to murder helpless innocent babies."
On one side you have people horrified by the evil, immorality, brutality, and cruelty of hacking babies apart, which is a huge priority.
On the other side you have people who convince themselves that this isn't really a human being and want convenience and consequence-free sex, for whom this is not as huge a priority.
How is this all not patently obvious?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2023 12:51 PM (0hOvj)
People don't want to lose hope.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:46 PM (LvTSG)
Like the Horde, they do not want to face the Calculus of the situation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2023 12:47 PM (zZu0s)
Well it's math so...
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 14, 2023 12:51 PM (eYoxG)
Republican New Hampshire Gov. Chris Sununu said on Sunday that a potential 2024 presidential run would be “an opportunity to change things” and put “a little better attitude” in Washington, D.C.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2023 12:50 PM (63Dwl)
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Increasing his bank account is "changing thing". Getting him a lobbying job based in DC could be read as building a "little better attitude" in the nation's capitol.
I deem this statement as accurate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:51 PM (LvTSG)
The idea that Oz was worse than mental defective and Frankenstein's monster John Fetterman is laughable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Would you vote Democrat if you thought the Republican had mental issues? I wouldn't. I would just assume it's still a better option and that someone in their staff would be running things.
It's really not that surprising that people still voted Fetterman as Oz was viewed as some combo of a celebrity quack and a carpetbagger. Plus being a Muslim.
Posted by: Blago at February 14, 2023 12:51 PM (cOFom)
Posted by: Piper at February 14, 2023 12:51 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
Did Sununu show off his new knee pads he would were to satisfy the Democrats and the big corporatists?
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at February 14, 2023 12:51 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:48 PM (LvTSG)
speaking of westerns...
Anyone seen the new Nicolas Cage movie "The Old Way".
lol, oh man. Heh.
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 14, 2023 12:52 PM (9qHsE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2023 12:50 PM (63Dwl)
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Hell, get the damned metro escalators running properly and that alone will improve the attitude.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 14, 2023 12:52 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 14, 2023 12:39 PM (wmDcS)
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They are cultural Democrats, and chasing their votes is pointless without being Democrats.
Get more non-college educated working class people to the polls...in places where voting matters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:41 PM (LvTSG)
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A thousand times this. I've been screaming this from the rooftops for years, especially concerning minorities. I think the GOP has to do a better job reaching out to minorities. But not by being Democrat-light. A very high percentage of minorities will never vote GOP no matter what. So what? Ignore them. Go after the ones you can get. There is a real percentage of minorities to which conservative policy will appeal. THOSE are the votes to chase. Trump proved it could be done.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 14, 2023 12:52 PM (iFTx/)
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No main page!!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 14, 2023 12:51 PM (+88U6)
Works for me, so far
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 14, 2023 12:52 PM (bzzlh)
Posted by: polynikes at February 14, 2023 12:45 PM (/mJ16)
I'm guessing that if they're planning on running for President no Republican is going to be kind to Trump. Personally, I m not on any bandwagon. I may be dead tomorrow, we may all be vaporized by the aliens who are obviously sending the UFOs/sarc or the election may be so screwed up so badly that it's rigged.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2023 12:52 PM (ej+nE)
They'll rant about how Trump's picks were so awful that they cost us the Senate, but never about how Kemp and Doucey appointed two squishes, including one who had already lost a Senate race, into vital seats who then went on to lose in 2020.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 14, 2023 12:52 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2023 12:52 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: TimothyJ at February 14, 2023 12:52 PM (Htl8g)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2023 12:43 PM (ej+nE)
Ikki exists to prove HRC isn't the most grasping, repellent candidate possible.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 14, 2023 12:52 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: humphreyrobot
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Dunno.
But, here's the trailer for the movie, White Noise, which was released last year.
Residents from East Palestine Ohio were casted as extras for this movie.
You literally can't make this stuff up.
https://tinyurl.com/yjf8tjmv
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 14, 2023 12:52 PM (SF4EO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2023 12:50 PM (63Dwl)
I don't want a 'better attitude,' you shambling POS. I want a POTUS who will go full fucking Pinochet on the Dems and assholes like you.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 14, 2023 12:53 PM (AW0uW)
In any case, even if there was the enormous moral and visceral power of abortion on the side of people who support murdering helpless and innocent babies by ripping them to pieces, that would not make them think about voting Republican at any point in their lives to begin with. The more powerful and important the issue is, the more it drives people into their camp.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2023 12:53 PM (0hOvj)
It's really not that surprising that people still voted Fetterman as Oz was viewed as some combo of a celebrity quack and a carpetbagger. Plus being a Muslim.
Posted by: Blago at February 14, 2023 12:51 PM (cOFom)
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Your argument is that candidates don't matter, just the party.
I largely agree.
But Philly manufacturing votes for decades and mail in voting allowing open-ended cheating across the state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:53 PM (LvTSG)
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No main page!!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 14, 2023 12:51 PM (+88U6)
Still works fine for me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2023 12:53 PM (zZu0s)
Fuck you, simp. How's that for attitude?
Posted by: Marcus T at February 14, 2023 12:53 PM (pIKd9)
Posted by: Nikki! at February 14, 2023 12:53 PM (2tUFv)
People don't want to lose hope.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:46 PM (LvTSG)
Like the Horde, they do not want to face the Calculus of the situation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2023 12:47 PM (zZu0s)
Now do Kari Lake in AZ, Herschel Walker in GA...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 14, 2023 12:53 PM (llON8)
Then later he rapes her, goes out and gets killed, she commits suicide and the son gets killed (or is it Heston?) Really cheery movie.
No. Midway had Heston's son dating a Japanese-American, who he loved.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 14, 2023 12:27 PM (eOEVl)
The movie with the rape was either Sands of Iwo Jima or In Harm's Way.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 14, 2023 12:53 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Nikki! at February 14, 2023 12:54 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 14, 2023 12:54 PM (AaLDK)
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Android phone, it no likee?
Get this message often.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 14, 2023 12:54 PM (+88U6)
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GOPe lives in the past and has no future.
Posted by: whig at February 14, 2023 12:54 PM (SqMCs)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 14, 2023 12:54 PM (IXZGh)
People don't want to lose hope.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:46 PM (LvTSG)
I am convinced that it was that badly rigged. And I lost hope two years ago.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 14, 2023 12:50 PM (AW0uW)
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There is a solution.
Make the places they use to count votes unusable two days before the election. Force them into an open, neutral arena. Someplace they haven't rigged to hide the steal.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 14, 2023 12:54 PM (anj39)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:49 PM (LvTS
No it's about stopping team Blue as best you can.
Posted by: polynikes at February 14, 2023 12:55 PM (/mJ16)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 14, 2023 12:55 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February
Eat more Kellogg's "Apple Jacks"
"A bowl a day keeps the bullies away!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJNrctIuBWw
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at February 14, 2023 12:55 PM (vcOmj)
Most people would just not vote, because both candidates were terrible (or write one in). However you did describe how Democrats managed to vote for Fetterman: mindless partisan support and disregard for the entire process.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2023 12:55 PM (0hOvj)
it is a literary term about metaphor...
There are recurring themes in period literature that happen so often you can identify where the plot is goinbg based on their presence.
Posted by: sven at February 14, 2023 12:55 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: DB at February 14, 2023 12:55 PM (geLO8)
Nikki Haley is the first hard establishment R to jump in the race. She has no chance of appealing to actual conservatives more than Trump. So she is the first R to start campaigning for Trump to win the primary. I expect at least a few more. But here is her plan: she knows she can't win. She knows Trump will beat anyone but DeSantis, and only if DeSantis runs without an establishment shill to spilt the Not Trump Vote.
She's sabotaging DeSantis and setting up her 2028 run assuming Trump will lose again in '24 by knocking out DeSantis who has a good chance in '24.
Posted by: mikethemoose at February 14, 2023 12:55 PM (T/vhV)
There is a solution.
Make the places they use to count votes unusable two days before the election. Force them into an open, neutral arena. Someplace they haven't rigged to hide the steal.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 14, 2023 12:54 PM (anj39)
Pretty sure that'd just be used as an excuse to drag things out more and have a more chaotic and unsupervised process.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 14, 2023 12:55 PM (eYoxG)
Not in today's world. I am woman hear me roar but also hire me because I'm a woman and diversity is our strength (even though I'm not the most qualified) !
Posted by: Cheri at February 14, 2023 12:55 PM (oiNtH)
My Conservative buddy joined leftist and rightist GOTV groups at UofWashington. He wanted to see inside the belly of the beast. His main observation was the right's efforts were all centered around getting people to vote Republican. The left's efforts were all centered around getting people who weren't going to vote to hand over their ballot to be filled out by the canvasser and submitted.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 14, 2023 12:56 PM (j2Xg6)
>>Now do Kari Lake in AZ, Herschel Walker in GA...
Supposedly a GOP candidate for public works commissioner got more votes than any other candidate in Arizona and Kemp got a couple of hundred thousand more votes than Walker.
This all seems legit and on the level.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 14, 2023 12:56 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: DB at February 14, 2023 12:56 PM (geLO8)
Don't be surprised if she becomes the weasel VP.
Posted by: davidt at February 14, 2023 12:56 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 14, 2023 12:50 PM (AW0uW)
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The Right kept joking about "beating the margin of fraud" and the Left kept on refining and expanding their fraud to where it is now blatant and obvious and unbeatable in some places.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 14, 2023 12:56 PM (cMXNt)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 14, 2023 12:53 PM (BdMk6)
No, it was Wayne, not Heston and In Harms Way. Jill Haworth was the girl. She was pretty cute.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2023 12:56 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2023 12:52 PM (63Dwl)
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The dictionary: b : a common or overused theme or device
Posted by: Axeman at February 14, 2023 12:56 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 14, 2023 12:56 PM (p+1gI)
How is this all not patently obvious?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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You really have to be naive if you think only the pro-life side cares about this issue.
Morally, we're on the same page, but sexually loose people want this escape option. And then there's just the reality than a single parent is basically a life sentence to poverty. It's just the culture we live in.
Even in the reddest of states, Kansas, an abortion ban went down HARD. It's just not a popular position anywhere, really. Most people are in the "immoral, but not completely illegal" position.
Posted by: Blago at February 14, 2023 12:56 PM (cOFom)
Nikki Haley is the first hard establishment R to jump in the race. She has no chance of appealing to actual conservatives more than Trump. So she is the first R to start campaigning for Trump to win the primary. I expect at least a few more. But here is her plan: she knows she can't win. She knows Trump will beat anyone but DeSantis, and only if DeSantis runs without an establishment shill to spilt the Not Trump Vote.
She's sabotaging DeSantis and setting up her 2028 run assuming Trump will lose again in '24 by knocking out DeSantis who has a good chance in '24.
Posted by: mikethemoose at February 14, 2023 12:55 PM (T/vhV)
She probably (can't be sure since these people are crazy and prideful) believes she can't win but she's also probably not 3D-chessing so much as trying to grift in some fashion. The also-rans are rarely playing some sort of long game.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 14, 2023 12:57 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 14, 2023 12:53 PM (BdMk6)
In Harm's Way . Kirk Douglas.
Posted by: polynikes at February 14, 2023 12:57 PM (/mJ16)
#11 The top 10 railroad owners of the Norfolk Southern Corp include:
Vanguard
JPMorgan
BlackRock
https://tinyurl.com/2mz5c523
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 14, 2023 12:57 PM (9qHsE)
Posted by: mikethemoose at February 14, 2023 12:55 PM (T/vhV)
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I think you're over-thinking this. Nikki is thinking about little but pocketing that sweet sweet campaign cash. Even a campaign as doomed as hers is will rake in tens of millions in donations.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 14, 2023 12:57 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 14, 2023 12:57 PM (pIKd9)
Fuck you, simp. How's that for attitude?
Posted by: Marcus T at February 14, 2023 12:53 PM (pIKd9)
Don't you love the scrappy underdog who fought his way up from humble beginnings?
"Chris Sununu - He's like George W. Bush, But Pro-Tranny!"
Posted by: Wally at February 14, 2023 12:57 PM (FJYfm)
Their support is not partisan in a traditional civic virtue sense, it is clerical in the sense that they take their primal moral validation through the exercise of their vote on a near religious fervor level.
Hearty Grok Festerman supporters are not executing a mental or psychological exercise but a spiritual one and they cannot be persuaded, dissuaded or shamed over it.
Posted by: sven at February 14, 2023 12:57 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 14, 2023 12:57 PM (SF4EO)
cute girl
https://tinyurl.com/bdecr7fp
Posted by: DB at February 14, 2023 12:55 PM (geLO
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The kind of girl you would take home to meet mom, if only you could trust dad.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 14, 2023 12:58 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at February 14, 2023 12:58 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 14, 2023 12:58 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 14, 2023 12:54 PM (AaLDK)
No shit, Sherlock. All issues with EV's are, fundamentally, battery issues. The motors work fine. EV's suck because storage batteries are woefully inefficient compared to a tank of gasoline.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2023 12:58 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Blago at February 14, 2023 12:56 PM (cOFom)
Ds had crappy voter turnout in 2022.
Wouldn't Ds have had great voter turnout if it was such a big issue for them?
The Ds got numbers where they needed, not because they were particularly energized.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 14, 2023 12:58 PM (eYoxG)
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Hmm, that's just a little bit shy of my wanting Sigourney Weaver to take that flaming gun and spray fire all over them like the unhatched Alien eggs.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 14, 2023 12:58 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Lit, movie, and tv critics--commonly used theme or particular action commonly used in a story is the best way to describe it. Love triangle is an example.
Posted by: whig at February 14, 2023 12:58 PM (SqMCs)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 14, 2023 12:58 PM (SF4EO)
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Even in the reddest of states, Kansas, an abortion ban went down HARD. It's just not a popular position anywhere, really. Most people are in the "immoral, but not completely illegal" position.
Posted by: Blago at February 14, 2023 12:56 PM (cOFom)
Are you sure you aren't Joe Xiden's brother?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 14, 2023 12:58 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 14, 2023 12:59 PM (ffbyg)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 14, 2023 12:59 PM (YPWOk)
trope -> movie -> trope -> movie -> trope -> movie -> trope
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 14, 2023 12:59 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Ziba at February 14, 2023 12:59 PM (4h9M3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2023 12:59 PM (J2vNu)
OK I get it, you are just trolling. Nobody is that bad at reading comprehension.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2023 12:59 PM (0hOvj)
trope -> movie -> trope -> movie -> trope -> movie -> trope
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 14, 2023 12:59 PM (44ww/)
Very true. It's not exhaustive but it's a lot of fun
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 14, 2023 01:00 PM (bzzlh)
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GOPe lives in the past and has no future.
Posted by: whig at February 14, 2023 12:54 PM (SqMCs)
That's generally true about the Republican Party. It could be salvaged but it would require focus on issues such as open borders, transgender lunacy, anti-White racism, winding down imperialism and pomotion of domestic job creation--you know, the icky (Ikki) stuff the two percent who control the GOP don't want to discuss. This election pretty well will wrap up the Republican Party because it is too corrupt and cowardly to address issues not only th base but the larger public deems important.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 14, 2023 01:00 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: davidt at February 14, 2023 01:01 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at February 14, 2023 01:01 PM (gf7Ez)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 14, 2023 12:58 PM (SF4EO)
this may end up being another pipeline fake
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 14, 2023 01:01 PM (9qHsE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2023 01:01 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2023 01:01 PM (ej+nE)
February 14, 1764 - According to most sources, 14-year-old Auguste Chouteau and 30 men under his direction arrived on the west bank of the Mississippi, a few miles below the confluence with the Missouri. His stepfather, Pierre Laclede, had chosen the site a year earlier for a trading post and settlement he said “might become hereafter one of the finest cities in America.” The next day, the workers began clearing the site that grew into the city of St. Louis. It was a French community, established without legal authority on Spanish soil, with the British Empire, enemies of the French, just across the river.
And the rest, as they say, is history.
(From the history of St. Louis)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2023 01:01 PM (GxM4+)
Yep. The black and white abortion positions are about equally supported in the US. No abortion and zero restrictions are each around 20%. By far, the most popular position is strict restriction after the first trimester.
Pro life advocates see the public retracting in horror from the left's zero restrictions policy and mistakenly believe that means the public wants to ban abortion. That's not the case. They want more restrictions, but not a ban.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 14, 2023 01:01 PM (j2Xg6)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 14, 2023 12:58 PM (sVtYq)
Awww, give the Rockefeller wing a chance, they have been claiming it is their turn for 70 years.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2023 01:01 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: LASue at February 14, 2023 01:01 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
Well, that's cruel...
That should be the comment of the day. Ace and Victor Hanson are proud of you...somewhere.
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at February 14, 2023 01:02 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: ziggggeeee at February 14, 2023 01:02 PM (PJWI9)
>>This election pretty well will wrap up the Republican Party because it is too corrupt and cowardly to address issues not only th base but the larger public deems important.
For the Republican Party, Nothing is more important than funding Ukraine.
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Mitch "I Literally Look Like A F**king Muppet" McConnell.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 14, 2023 01:02 PM (up/3i)
I had that same argument with someone the other day. I asked- what percentage of mail in or harvested ballots were from that target demo?
*long pause*
Posted by: Marcus T at February 14, 2023 01:02 PM (pIKd9)
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Oldsters remember 'A Canticle For Leibowitz'.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 14, 2023 01:02 PM (MIKMs)
trope -> movie -> trope -> movie -> trope -> movie -> trope
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 14, 2023
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I try to leave it alone. I'm afraid if I read it too much I will be more focused on what tropes I'm writing rather than the characters and storytelling -- like the centipede who "lay distracted in the ditch, considering how to run."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2023 01:02 PM (J2vNu)
Sure American Maid. Whatever. Spoken like someone who doesn't know how to fight. Wasp stings hurt more than being punched in the face. It isn't inflicted pain that wins the fight, it's inflicted injury.
Posted by: mikethemoose at February 14, 2023 01:02 PM (T/vhV)
Posted by: ziggggeeee at February 14, 2023 01:03 PM (PJWI9)
Posted by: Ziba at February 14, 2023 12:59 PM (4h9M3)
If you go looking for toxins with a spectrometer, you are going to find toxins.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2023 01:03 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: sven at February 14, 2023 01:03 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 14, 2023 01:03 PM (ykeLU)
NSC P/E 17, yield 2.2%, kinda stinky. The stock price hasn't taken much of a hit from this accident. NSC might be a short-term flyer buy. Govt is going to throw all kinds of money at them to fix shit.
Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at February 14, 2023 01:03 PM (24fqN)
Now now AOP...next thing is you'll explain "the poison is in the dose not the presence."
Posted by: sven at February 14, 2023 01:04 PM (Lzpvj)
This all seems legit and on the level.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Yes. Most people that dismiss Democratic election fraud here do so to argue for their preferred candidates and ideological positions. They are not to be taken seriously as adults.
Essentially, the Dems have separated ballots from people and win the counting of the ballots and GOPe enables them at the local and state level.
Essentially, we have reverted to election fraud and chicanery that was widely practiced in the US prior to the 1900's.
Posted by: whig at February 14, 2023 01:04 PM (SqMCs)
Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at February 14, 2023 01:05 PM (24fqN)
You know BLM? She kind of helped them gain legitimacy. Haley is the type of Republican you can always rely on to do the weak thing.
Posted by: sven at February 14, 2023 01:05 PM (Lzpvj)
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Especially not popular in our family. Do you know how many more inbreds we'd have at our family reunions if abortions were illegal? Actually, we'd still be able to get them if they were illegal, we're just looking out for your family.
Posted by: The Biden Family at February 14, 2023 01:05 PM (fs1hN)
trope -> movie -> trope -> movie -> trope -> movie -> trope
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 14, 2023
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I try to leave it alone. I'm afraid if I read it too much I will be more focused on what tropes I'm writing rather than the characters and storytelling -- like the centipede who "lay distracted in the ditch, considering how to run."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Better public libraries in the past actually had multivolume compilations of storylines, tropes, and etc. for use by writers and researchers. Forget what it was named.
Posted by: whig at February 14, 2023 01:05 PM (SqMCs)
Something like 100% of what is spent must then be spent on debt relief...
Seems punitive with massive opportunity for problems.
But seriously, these vanity candidates are nakedly grifting. It's money laundering.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:04 PM (LvTSG)
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Surely you mean 'not spent' on the campaign is to be used for debt relief?
What do you mean by debt relief?
Posted by: Ciampino - wait till the Poles reverse than East will be West .. wait at February 14, 2023 01:06 PM (qfLjt)
BEN ROETHLISBERGER
Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 14, 2023 01:06 PM (2RBkF)
I guess the message is we need to go back to the good ol' days of george doubleya.
Now THATS a winning message if I've ever heard it.
Posted by: ... at February 14, 2023 01:06 PM (kb/VD)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 14, 2023 01:07 PM (2RBkF)
And it passed in several other states, which means something else happened in Kansas, which if you read the ballot measure you see the wording was poor and misleading.
But even if it was just a general rejection because people don't care about murdering helpless innocent babies...
who the hell cares? William Wilberforce and his friends fought for decades to end slavery in the UK. It was super unpopular, he was mocked and considered terrible HE PROBABLY HURT HIS PARTY!!! Who gives a crap? I can just hear the "this is not the hill to die on" GOPe here.
This literally is the hill to die on. No matter how it turns out, win or lose, for the love of God BABY LIVES.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2023 01:07 PM (0hOvj)
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"... I don't put up with bullies..."
Well, unless they are demanding the removal of historical symbols of the State I govern.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 14, 2023 01:07 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 14, 2023 01:12 PM (w0NJk)
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IOW, #conservatives. People who cheer for Kanye West, because makes soft cooing noises at them.
Haley is, like George Bush, a Nationalist Progressive. She also wants one-world governance. She just wants the US to run it all.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at February 14, 2023 01:13 PM (hf5YE)
Holy shit, Joe. You really have mastered the other side of the issues.
You're like the Muldoon of leftist pablum.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 14, 2023 01:14 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: ... at February 14, 2023 01:17 PM (kb/VD)
Because she will feed you to the wolves, let them flay you alive, and then shout "Merica" and sleep like a baby.
Posted by: ... at February 14, 2023 01:19 PM (kb/VD)
Posted by: Ghost of Ronald Reagan at February 14, 2023 01:33 PM (kPWr2)
The Prez candidate who'd Place her on the ticket as VP would have to have 24/7 food tasters.
The GOPe is determined to throw the race as they reminisce about the Glory Grifting days of the McCain and Romney farcical campaigns.
Grift. The glue that binds it all.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at February 14, 2023 01:34 PM (LOStf)
I prefer steel-toed machinist boots, and not just for kicking.
Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at February 14, 2023 12:13 PM (24fqN)
Eons ago, I worked with a guy who had been enlisted before he took a commission. He worked then in airborne missile munitions maintenance. He said that no one in the shop wore the safety mandated steel toed boots, for a simple reason. Dropping a missile onto your feet with regular beets might break a few toes. Dropping a missile onto safety boots would amputate all of your toes.
Posted by: Fox2! at February 14, 2023 01:44 PM (qyH+l)
I hope not
Trump paled around with Epstein. A lot in the decades before he ess indicted
The US Attorney who have Epstein his sweetheart deal in FL??? Trump rewarded him by making him Dec of Labor
Posted by: Paul at February 14, 2023 01:55 PM (/Y48i)
Posted by: Paul at February 14, 2023 01:56 PM (/Y48i)
Posted by: Eric at February 14, 2023 02:23 PM (a2F+C)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 14, 2023 12:43 PM (LvTSG)
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I don't know why it's become such a popular trope.
Posted by: Axeman at February 14, 2023 12:45 PM (krQz2)
Its better to blame ourselves than admit that voter fraud is a massive, ubiquitous issue.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2023 02:26 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Paisley at February 14, 2023 02:52 PM (ny1NG)
Let’s be honest, Sundance has his finger on the pulse.
On the other hand, you know your groomers; but politics, ahhh no.
Posted by: Dummy #43 at February 14, 2023 03:30 PM (FkMTW)
Posted by: MikeN at February 14, 2023 05:35 PM (XygMV)
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