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MSNBC Wants You to Know, Again, That Getting In Shape Is White Supremacist Terrorism The Navy Erase Physical Fitness Failures From Sailor Records Plus: GAINZZZ
Sailors with a physical fitness assessment failure on their record will receive a clean slate that will allow them to remain in the service, under a new Navy policy unveiled Thursday.
The shift is part of a Navy-wide campaign aimed at improving accessions, retention and attrition so the service can hit its end-strength goals for 2023, according to Rear Adm. James Waters III, director of military personnel, plans and policy.
"This is connected because it clearly affects attrition, right? It will reduce attrition if we do not separate sailors based on past PFA failures," Waters told reporters Wednesday. "But it came about through all of the analysis for this campaign plan, through a recognition that we don't want to punish sailors because gyms were closed during the pandemic. We don't want to disadvantage sailors."
The policy, which the Navy labeled a "one-time reset," means all active duty sailors and those in the Navy Reserve who want to remain in the Navy and advance will now have zero PFA failures prior to 2023, allowing commanding officers to reinstate retention and advancement recommendations. The policy does not apply to other programs that evaluate past PFA failures, including officer commissioning programs, selection or screening boards, and special duty screenings.
The " " " President " " " NeverTrump swore would "restore our precious norms" continues to drive good men out of the military, to the point where the US Navy is forced to suspend its 185-year-old "No Fat Chicks" rule.
And what is going on with society? Why is everyone getting sicker and fatter every single year?
MSNBC says "Because we're fighting white supremacy, that's why."
This article was first published last year -- maybe I did a GAINZZZ post on it -- but MSNBC is so proud of its scoop that it tweeted this out again last week.
Subtle. Quality "journalism" as usual, MSNBC.
It appears the far right has taken advantage of pandemic at-home fitness trends to expand its decade-plus radicalization of physical mixed martial arts (MMA) and combat sports spaces.
Earlier this month, researchers reported that a network of online "fascist fitness" chat groups on the encrypted platform Telegram are recruiting and radicalizing young men with neo-Nazi and white supremacist extremist ideologies. Initially lured with health tips and strategies for positive physical changes, new recruits are later invited to closed chat groups where far-right content is shared.
Note this is a single incidence of this -- and one only claimed by partisan "researchers" like herself -- but she decides this single instance is enough for a panic porn "trend" piece.
One is not a trend.
Oh, but she does have more than one example!
Like... you know who else liked getting into shape?
Physical fitness has always been central to the far right. In "Mein Kampf," Hitler fixated on boxing and jujitsu, believing they could help him create an army of millions whose aggressive spirit and impeccably trained bodies, combined with "fanatical love of the fatherland," would do more for the German nation than any "mediocre" tactical weapons training.
In more modern times, far-right groups have launched mixed martial arts and boxing gyms in Ukraine, Canada and France, among other places, focused on training far-right nationalists in violent hand-to-hand combat and street-fighting techniques.
Yes, in some countries, there might be "far right" groups who train in street violence, because the leftwing extremist groups like antifa have been training in violence for decades.
It's not just about white supremacy, of course.
It's also about Toxic Masculinity.
The intersection of extremism and fitness leans into a shared obsession with the male body, training, masculinity, testosterone, strength and competition. Physical fitness training, especially in combat sports, appeals to the far right for many reasons: fighters are trained to accept significant physical pain, to be "warriors," and to embrace messaging around solidarity, heroism, and brotherhood. It's championed as a tool to help fight the "coming race war" and the street battles that will precede it.
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With recruitment now moving from physical gyms to chat rooms, livestreamed fights, tournaments, festivals, and even combat sports video games, we're seeing extremist fighting culture being combined with an entertainment culture that already valorizes violence and hypermasculinity.
The article by this Disgusting Fatbody admits, for a single paragraph, that exercise is actually good for you, and has other benefits beyond preparing you for the Race War.
Then she's back to this goonery:
For those of us working to find better pathways to reach at-risk youth, understanding the ways that far-right groups recruit and socialize youth -- in ways that go well beyond rhetoric and ideas -- is crucial. It's critical that leaders, including parents, physical trainers, gym owners, coaches and others in the fitness world understand how online grooming and recruitment can intersect with spaces that we generally think of as promoting health and well-being. The realm of online fitness now provides a new and ever-expanding market for reaching and radicalizing young men; and it requires our targeted focus and resources to try and stop the cycle.
We need informers in every gym.
I was just kidding about her being a Disgusting Fatbody.
What she is, really, is more like a Mandroid:
It's not only the "far right" who are being recruited for self-defense and MMA training, of course.
I know that's laughable, but seriously, antifa is a dangerous terrorist group whose members routinely carry deadly weapons.
You will not be surprised to discover that Cynthia believes that everything she doesn't like is "disinformation," "hate," and "extremism."
This is just what she wrote at MSNBC. But she writes "lots of places," she brags in her Twitter bio.
I need to get on this endless "Extremism Researcher" grift gravy train.
I think I'm going to start entrapping you guys, and then getting the FBI to pay me to spy on you.
So... any of you guys like Trump? What about guns? You like guns, right?
Do you ever get any "funny ideas" of things you can do with your guns?
Hang on I'll send you a link to my Fed Trap Site, I mean my Patriot Discord Server.
Meanwhile, she has got me absolutely chomping at the bit to do some Alt-Right Bench Presses and some QAnon Squats. Everytime I hit a new PR I'm going to scream "RELEASE THE KRAKEN, BIIIIITCH!!!"
This was a great piece by her: How the internet supercharged white supremacist homeschooling.
It's like she's writing her articles from a Mad Libs of leftwing paranoias.
How the internet supercharged white supremacist homeschooling
Extremists using homeschooling education to spread white supremacist ideology is becoming a growing problem.
It's such a growing problem, in fact, that her article only names a single Ohio couple as using homeschooling as a cover to push white supremacy.
Yeah, she's counting on lefties not bothering to read the article, but to just retweet it based on the headline.
And she's right to count on that: Lefties never read the article.
Earlier this week, news outlets Vice and HuffPost wrote of an Ohio couple who had created a neo-Nazi-themed homeschooling channel, "Dissident Homeschool," to distribute elementary school lesson plans to a group of 2,400 subscribers. Interested parents can download antisemitic and racist lesson plans to teach Nazi ideology, along with anti-LGBTQ+ videos and other hateful content.
By the spring of 2020, 5.4% of families were homeschooling at least one child -- a number that more than doubled, to 11.1%, by the fall of 2021 during the height of the pandemic.
The story draws attention to a strategy that has long been key to white supremacist groups: indoctrinating their children through curriculum designed to teach white supremacy, while keeping them out of what they see as the brainwashing multiculturalism of public schools. The school superintendent of the Ohio city where the neo-Nazi homeschooling curriculum is being used noted that the district "vehemently condemns" the resources, and the state's department of education is now investigating the neo-Nazi homeschool network.
The "network"?
You haven't established that it's more than two people.
This reminds me of that last article -- the one where you had a single instance of an alleged "right wing" group "recruiting" people into MMA, and you claimed it represented a Growing Menace.
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Homeschooling as a strategy to indoctrinate children into white supremacy is nothing new -- although the phenomenon represents a tiny minority of homeschooling families.
Oh so it's not a "growing problem." So you lied.
Here she gets at her real problem: She does not want anyone allowed to educate their children. All "education" must come from the agents of the state.
Many states subsidize homeschooling with public funds through voucher plans. But few have serious mechanisms to ensure kids are protected from harmful, antidemocratic or hateful content taught at home....
But the vast majority of families who homeschool, according to a 2022 report from the National Center for Education Statistics, say they do so because of moral or religious reasons. This means that values are the most important factor driving choices to homeschool. In light of the egregious actions of the Ohio-based neo-Nazi curriculum channel, it's worth at least asking what safeguards are in place to ensure that the values families teach at home are ones that reinforce and support U.S. democracy, its institutions, and an inclusive society more broadly.
What values do you want to insist children be indoctrinated in, Cynthia?
It wouldn't happen to be the gay agenda, would it?
It's especially ironic that in a moment of so much moral panic about what kids are reading in school, what books are allowed in libraries, or what public school teachers are allowed to say about race, racism, or LGBTQ+ identities, we completely ignore the millions of kids who are only learning what their parents deem relevant. With record-breaking growth in antisemitism, hate crimes, documented spikes in misogyny and anti-LGBTQ+ hate and more, we can't assume that every adult is equipped to teach in ways that promote tolerance, respect, and social cohesion.
There's a reason why Germany, some 80 years after the Holocaust, does not allow homeschooling: because they see the state as having an obligation to teach democratic citizenship and socialize children in ways that lead to the rejection of antisemitic and extremist ideologies. This approach recognizes that individual families are not always equipped to help their children build resilience against online propaganda and conspiracy theories -- or, like in the case of the Dissident Homeschool group, they might deliberately teach things that run counter to inclusive democracy.
So there you go.
How are your GAINZZZ? Mine are poor. I've been doing my routine a lot, a combination of hiking and occasionally running, but I'm not progressively challenging myself. I'm just doing the same thing over and over, and it's not really challenging me, so I don't have GAINZZZ.
Tell me about yo' GAINZZZ. And, as usual, any BOOKZZZ or PROJEXXX or PLANZZZ.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2023 06:33 PM (dJ9Aq)
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"How are your GAINZZZ? Mine are poor. I've been doing my routine a lot, a combination of hiking and occasionally running, but I'm not progressively challenging myself. I'm just doing the same thing over and over, and it's not really challenging me, so I don't have GAINZZZ."
Back in the day, for cardio, I'd just add three minutes to the workout every time.
That was a lot easier back in the day before a job.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 06:33 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 06:34 PM (zZu0s)
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I see it coming - we're going to have an army where every single member, from top rank to bottom, looks like the crew in WALL-E.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2023 06:34 PM (trdmm)
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willowed, applies here maybe. Dental health is important GAINZZZ?
"I just had a dental bone graft done… Sorry, trying to lighten the mood." Posted by: tubal
"Good luck, I am very happy with mine." Posted by: gourmand du jour
might need a thread on this for all the 29 year olds here. My dentist suggested I get one or two. Not sure it is worth enduring the effort/pain and risk. But guess it is usually successful. Probably $4k per tooth? OK, if they just snapped in that would be fine ... but "I'm afraid, hold me". ha.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 24, 2023 06:34 PM (Cus5s)
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I have been in great shape and not great shape over 7 decades. Mostly positive. Most times I have hardened myself have been in times of stress. At 72 now, I am in HS shape, ton of work. Fucking active duty guys can suck it up.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 24, 2023 06:35 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 24, 2023 06:38 PM (NpAcC)
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I must be high up on someone’s list of suss people. I am a strong gun rights believer, I like Trump, I homeschool AND I workout all the time. I even teach others so they can work out! Run for your lives!
Posted by: Piper at February 24, 2023 06:39 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: wth at February 24, 2023 06:39 PM (v0R5T)
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It's neat how we're constantly watching black men beat and murder people of all races and genders, and it's white men who are horrible racists for exercising.
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I've dropped 33+ lbs in the last 9 months, resting heart rate has dropped over 5 bpm, endurance massively improved, lung capacity up, waist size down 4 inches. Just calorie tracking and cycling.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at February 24, 2023 06:39 PM (VGRuw)
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First you get dental molds, and casts. In fact everyone should have these anyway because accidents happen and these help with the restoration. Second is the bone graft, if this can be done at the same time the bad tooth is extracted, that is preferable and will save you time and $.
They sew that up until it heals, usually 90 days.
(more later)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, gimpy edition at February 24, 2023 06:41 PM (jTmQV)
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'Fat boys, fat boys, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you
Posted by: Eromero at February 24, 2023 06:41 PM (0G42s)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 24, 2023 06:41 PM (KRe1G)
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If Trump/Biden had told people to exercise instead of telling them to get the clot shot there would be tens of thousands more people alive today
Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2023 06:42 PM (lc5cP)
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The Navy wiping out failures is NOT a one time reset. This has been done at least once before AND AND AND they are also lowering the minimum standards on the ASVAB tests. So my Navy is becoming fatter and dumber
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2023 06:42 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: wth at February 24, 2023 06:42 PM (v0R5T)
28'Fat boys, fat boys, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you
Roll me away!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 24, 2023 06:43 PM (Bd6X8)
29 I'm just doing the same thing over and over, and it's not really challenging me, so I don't have GAINZZZ.
Yeah, I'm thinking of joining Crossfit then spamming the ever-living-hell out of AOS with my gainzzz.
Seriously, I see the Crossfit peeps on the same hillside I climb, and I see that they have some different and fun stuff to play with and toss around, and I'm jealous. Regular gyms don't cut it with me. I can have the same stuff in my lower level. I wanna toss a heavy ball back and forth with Dana Hamm. I don't think that's an unreasonable membership request.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 24, 2023 06:43 PM (enJYY)
30 Service hater posters here like Methos and Gordon Lightfeet must be ecstatic.
Posted by: Auspex at February 24, 2023 06:44 PM (j4U/Z)
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24 yay! (Doing this cheer jump thing for you, hope I don’t hurt myself)
Posted by: Piper at February 24, 2023 06:44 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 24, 2023 06:44 PM (ppBhU)
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Third is the hardware part, titanium socket goes in to the bone graft, which will later receive the post which will contain the new crown.
Tightened up with a torque wrench (a really small one).
Posted by: gourmand du jour, gimpy edition at February 24, 2023 06:45 PM (jTmQV)
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I for one have eschewed you supremacist gainz for a more relaxed lifestyle.
Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2023 06:45 PM (iziT8)
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Sarge, I can't make formation this morning. All the fatty mobiles are taken.
Posted by: pvt pudge o'chipndip at February 24, 2023 06:45 PM (89Sog)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2023 06:47 PM (EZPNh)
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GAINZZZ update: Pooky, who "pled down to fat" for his honorable discharge (the official discharge paperwork said he'd failed a PT test 9 months prior) got his exercise bike assembled yesterday. He did 20 minutes (anime episode length) on it today, with the agreement that he'd do it a few times a week while Pookette did her daily piano practice. I don't think this is going to be a miracle cure, but I'm pleased that he can do something during the winter.
Posted by: pookysgirl, huddling under a blanket at February 24, 2023 06:47 PM (dtlDP)
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Our cats were wirey things, neither was over 9 pounds
Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2023 06:47 PM (xhxe8)
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CrossFit for dummies? 500 push-ups , 500 squats and 500 chair dips ( all minimum 25 a set) 3 times a week. Walk 3 miles. Thank me later.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 24, 2023 06:47 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2023 06:47 PM (63Dwl)
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Holy crap . It will take me all the way to the ONT before I can finish reading the content. ace gets an exceeds expectations on his annual blog review.
Anyway, I knew the Navy had gone in the toilet when the patrol boat got captured by the Iranians and all the sailors and officers acted like sissy soi boys. I was ashamed and saddened at the same time.
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 06:47 PM (6pcCZ)
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And don't think implants are just for oldsters. Friend of mine's teenage daughter was in a car wreck, lost some incisors.
Good as new now. Her, not the car.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, gimpy edition at February 24, 2023 06:48 PM (jTmQV)
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I don't even remotely understand the perceived connection between fitness and white supremacy.
If I try to get my soft, fat body fitter am I being a white supremacist?
Do these idiots speak a language remotely related to English?
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 06:49 PM (eGTCV)
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Erasing a fitness test failure to boost retention ...
What could go wrong? Everything like having to see a Lizzo or a Lena in Navy work uniform...
Then what happens when they won't fit through a hatch? Redesign all the ships?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2023 06:49 PM (32qSk)
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Been sick all week with a major cold. I'm just happy to have an appetite again and to breathe normally thru my nose.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 24, 2023 06:49 PM (4I/2K)
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Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2023 06:42 PM (Irn0L)
If it were about retention due to loss of quality time exercising, you expect it to be applied across the board. Somehow they decided that exception didn't apply to selection boards and Os. Go figure. They're not interested in retaining quality people, they're interested in retaining bodies.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 24, 2023 06:50 PM (+2RzF)
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Saw my p.a. yesterday, A1c came down. Yea me. I started watching carbs about a month ago. An A1c measures over 3 months. I probably will not get checked for a year now.
Gainzzzz.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 24, 2023 06:50 PM (LcCxQ)
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CrossFit for dummies? 500 push-ups , 500 squats and 500 chair dips ( all minimum 25 a set) 3 times a week. Walk 3 miles. Thank me later.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 24, 2023 06:47 PM (oWBc3)
Hell that's advanced Cross fit. I do or did the 1000 rep body weight routine where you measured your progress by the time it takes you to complete.
10 body weight exercises each 100 reps.
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 06:50 PM (6pcCZ)
49Tightened up with a torque wrench (a really small one).
One of those wrenches that goes "click" I hope. I'd hate to think they were using one of those newer electronic ones that screeches as you get close to the desired amount of torque. Or worse, the old needle style where you sort of had to estimate when you were close enough.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 24, 2023 06:50 PM (Bd6X8)
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I'm reading a Sci fi compilation of stories written in the 40s. It's neat because it's all so speculative and thoughtful.
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25 If Trump/Biden had told people to exercise instead of telling them to get the clot shot there would be tens of thousands more people alive today
Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2023 06:42 PM (lc5cP)
Not to mention babies. '57-fold increase' and all that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 06:51 PM (zZu0s)
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Been sick all week with a major cold. I'm just happy to have an appetite again and to breathe normally thru my nose.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 24, 2023 06:49 PM (4I/2K)
Still need to do a Houston area MoMe.
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 06:51 PM (6pcCZ)
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I had a chat with a fellow from a boxing club a few years back. I forget specifics, probably a local career fair or some such. Very nice fellow, charismatic and politician-y in the good sense. Keeping in mind that Woke Inc has redefined "white supremacy" as anything that's not lockstep with the woke talking points of the hour, I got a theory what says that MMA is picking people up because their marketing arm is friendly and inviting and Woke Inc's marketing arm is angry and drenched in postmodern self loathing.
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2023 06:52 PM (PZvjL)
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Can you annoy people about how you do the crossfits if you don't pay for it?
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That Kangaroo has been incarcerated before, probably 10 years or more.
Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2023 06:52 PM (xhxe8)
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28 'Fat boys, fat boys, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you
Roll me away!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 24, 2023 06:43 PM (Bd6X
Float away!
Float away!
Float away!
Posted by: Enya at February 24, 2023 06:52 PM (zZu0s)
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Yo Adrian. Read this to me while I do some situps and pushups. This ace feller writes purty.
Posted by: Rocky Balboa at February 24, 2023 06:53 PM (4I/2K)
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*NGU looks at calendar and curses. "Not October yet."*
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2023 06:53 PM (32qSk)
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Bone graft guy here .. sorry I dropped out last thread. Life stuff. Not sure about protocols on picking up topic here. Been absent for a while, rules might have changed.
Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2023 06:53 PM (PCK5/)
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All those black gangs in prison are white supremacists. Who knew?
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 06:53 PM (6pcCZ)
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Trump lyed to my Black Presdent and thats bothers me alot !!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 24, 2023 06:53 PM (snpvX)
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" I'm reading a Sci fi compilation of stories written in the 40s. It's neat because it's all so speculative and thoughtful. "
The old stuff is surprisingly good.
Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2023 06:53 PM (iziT8)
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Yeah old sci fi even going back to Jules Verne was very innovative and thoughtful. We have nobody writing like that any more and yet so many ideas that could be written about.
67"rolling, rolling, rolling
keep that lard a'rolling"
That reminds me, it's dinner time.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 24, 2023 06:54 PM (Bd6X8)
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The lady doctor who put in my implants, she's the greatest. I got all sedated, in the chair, she says "Let's go!" and then all these serious girl rocker tracks turn on, seemed kind of loud to me. Blondie, Pat Benatar, the Pretenders, that kind of stuff.
I asked her about it later, her choice of music and she said "it's so you don't hear the bone grinding...". LOL
Posted by: gourmand du jour, gimpy edition at February 24, 2023 06:55 PM (jTmQV)
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That Cynthia Miller-Idriss reminds me of my ex-wife.
Posted by: Harcourt Fenton Modd at February 24, 2023 06:55 PM (PiwSw)
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Still need to do a Houston area MoMe.
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 06:51 PM (6pcCZ)
Yes we do!
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 24, 2023 06:55 PM (4I/2K)
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Started back with light lifting after knee replacement surgery in December. Have been milking the surgery excuse a little too long.
Posted by: Anthony Chadwick at February 24, 2023 06:55 PM (ZC7gY)
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polynikes, pick a date, pick a place and get it put in the left side bar. MoMe!
Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2023 06:56 PM (EZPNh)
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They're not interested in retaining quality people, they're interested in retaining bodies.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 24, 2023 06:50 PM (+2RzF)
Yup
*NGU looks at calendar and curses. "Not October yet."*
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2023 06:53 PM (32qSk)
Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2023 06:56 PM (Irn0L)
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I'm onto my 4th week of super low carb, high dat diet and strength training.
Down ten pounds and would probably be more except for the muscle gain.
I'm not ripped or shredded. Just more like slightly torn.
*flexes calf muscle
There's more where that came from!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 06:57 PM (mE7cY)
Penguin, which owns Puffin, has announced they will print the original Roald Dahl stories in their entirety. So readers can now choose either Dahl's own words or those of jumped up harridans of hack who have bowdlerized Dahl to stroke their egos.
h/t Legal Insurrection
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2023 06:57 PM (32qSk)
One of the most interesting ones to me was a group of explorers trying to understand an advanced ancient technology. A civilization had essentially built a "clock" that existed throughout the universe (maybe time too) , and as long as the ships and cities were tuned to its ticking they had limitless energy.
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Oh yes, GAINZZZ. I haven't properly started getting in shape because I'm lazy, but I do occasionally weigh myself and I think I've lost a couple of pounds since the last time I checked. I do want to ramp that up though because I've occasionally been compared to Bill Gates looks wise and that one photo someone posted a couple weeks ago of the pudgy, sad looking dark lord is definitely not how I wanna end up. Scared me straight, it did.
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2023 06:58 PM (PZvjL)
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>>>She needs to get her nekkid ass in the kitchen and bake me a pie.
why would you say that?
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 06:58 PM (C1Zwz)
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polynikes, pick a date, pick a place and get it put in the left side bar. MoMe!
Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2023 06:56 PM (EZPNh)
Will do. First will check with my club on what I need to do to set something up.
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 06:58 PM (6pcCZ)
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36 Tai chi has kept me going the last 10 years.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2023 06:47 PM (EZPNh
Where is that at the store? Next to the Earl Gray?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 06:58 PM (mE7cY)
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i don't know if you guys are super-desperate or just have testosterone levels of 2000+ i.u.'s or what but I'm constantly shocked at what you seem to consider bangable.
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 06:59 PM (C1Zwz)
Penguin, which owns Puffin, has announced they will print the original Roald Dahl stories in their entirety. So readers can now choose either Dahl's own words or those of jumped up harridans of hack who have bowdlerized Dahl to stroke their egos.
h/t Legal Insurrection
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2023 06:57 PM (32qSk)
That's great! Give people a choice.
Posted by: Enya at February 24, 2023 06:59 PM (zZu0s)
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Y’all starting cross fit fr dummies - on the squats, tuck your hips and then pretend to sit down in your chair. Don’t stick your booty out or you will hurt your lower back. Also, sumo squats are not sit in the chair squats. They are strait up and down. Brace through your core, root down through your feet. By the way, sumo squats and curtesy lunges are sneaky core work. Even obliques.
Posted by: Piper at February 24, 2023 06:59 PM (ZdaMQ)
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If working out makes you Hitler, what does pole vaulting make you?
Posted by: fd at February 24, 2023 06:59 PM (iayUP)
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>>>Tai chi has kept me going the last 10 years.
I did tai chi for a while, I liked it, I should do it a home again, just follow a video tape.
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 06:59 PM (C1Zwz)
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don't know if you guys are super-desperate or just have testosterone levels of 2000+ i.u.'s or what but I'm constantly shocked at what you seem to consider bangable.
Posted by: ace
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86 >>>Tai chi has kept me going the last 10 years.
I did tai chi for a while, I liked it, I should do it a home again, just follow a video tape.
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 06:59 PM (C1Zwz
Jane Fonda's Taint Chi is a great workout.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 07:00 PM (mE7cY)
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don't know if you guys are super-desperate or just have testosterone levels of 2000+ i.u.'s or what but I'm constantly shocked at what you seem to consider bangable.
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 06:59 PM (C1Zwz)
Don't confuse the 1-10 scale with the binary 0 or 1 scale. 😃
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 07:01 PM (6pcCZ)
90I'm constantly shocked at what you seem to consider bangable.
Yeah I feel positively limp compared to these guys, always ready to roll with anything
She needs to get her nekkid ass in the kitchen and bake me a pie.
But first, she will blow me.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 24, 2023 06:57 PM (R/m4+)
She looks decidedly mannish, man.
That jaw looks like it could hurt a man. Like being blown by a Megalodon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 07:01 PM (zZu0s)
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82 i don't know if you guys are super-desperate or just have testosterone levels of 2000+ i.u.'s or what but I'm constantly shocked at what you seem to consider bangable.
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 06:59 PM (C1Zwz)
I looked at her and thought “Mengele’s grand daughter”.
Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2023 07:02 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 07:02 PM (zZu0s)
94
Son tells me they’re having a retention problem in the Corps. Very few are staying in. Those with any other option are leaving which means that the senior NCOs will all be sub par in about ten years.
They offered my son a $50K reenlistment bonus. He turned it down.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 24, 2023 07:02 PM (u73oe)
95
86 >>>Tai chi has kept me going the last 10 years.
I did tai chi for a while, I liked it, I should do it a home again, just follow a video tape.
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 06:59 PM (C1Zwz)
I think Kwai Chang Kane had a couple videos out.
Just do not hang yourself while Inspecting the Admiral.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 07:03 PM (zZu0s)
96
Hi...I'm browndog and I train four days a week..I'm a white supremist!
***
And on that note, we're into the long slog between competitions.
Volume training through the end of May, and then preparations for Natls in September in Memphis.
Let's see if we can get that 1100lbs total!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 24, 2023 07:03 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 24, 2023 07:04 PM (4I/2K)
105 New Navy Requirements: Will you fit through this hatch?
You're in!
Posted by: portlandon at February 24, 2023 07:04 PM (+oR7L)
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99 Let me guess, the witch on Trump's jury is a 1 to guys here right? Even though we know what happens when you sleep with a witch from Conan.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 07:03 PM (0hOvj)
She looked decidedly greasy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 07:05 PM (zZu0s)
107
Phew! Glad I'm not an extremist after all!
*flops back on sofa*
110
I know of some on here that have said that Hillary was bangable at one time. That has caused me to question the judgment and eyesight of those unfortunate fellows, and to harden my belief in my own.
Posted by: fd at February 24, 2023 07:05 PM (iayUP)
111
Quick, someone tell Jason Momoa and the Rock that they are white supremists!!
Posted by: Flyover at February 24, 2023 07:05 PM (Rbu5d)
112
The Navy PRT/PFA program has *always* been a force-shaping program. I've seen it go all over the board - 1 failure and you're out to having these "amnesties" over and over again. It all depends on manning and recruitment.
I speak from 22 years experience as senior enlisted and the last 13 years supporting as a civilian.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at February 24, 2023 07:05 PM (4enNW)
113
Does the navy really need physical fitness? You can't run far on a boat. Even less on a sub.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 07:05 PM (mE7cY)
114
She looks animatronic, in that picture. Like she moves one limb at a time, with a slight bounce at the end.
115
Over one year cancer free. Deadlifts are back to 270+, 3 miles a day run. etc. Never failed a fitness test. I am blessed to be a simple servant of Jesus Christ.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 24, 2023 07:05 PM (wgAtL)
116
I did google to see if "she" was a she of recent vintage and "she" seems to be a she but I'm really not sure. "She" looks very sus to me.
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 07:06 PM (C1Zwz)
117Does the navy really need physical fitness? You can't run far on a boat. Even less on a sub.
Gets a bit inconvenient when you can't fit through the doors.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 24, 2023 07:06 PM (Bd6X8)
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115 Over one year cancer free. Deadlifts are back to 270+, 3 miles a day run. etc. Never failed a fitness test. I am blessed to be a simple servant of Jesus Christ.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 24, 2023 07:05 PM (wgAtL)
Congrats, man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 07:06 PM (zZu0s)
119
108 >>98 Her jaw looks like Ron Perlman screwed Jay Leno.
i would not bet any money on "her" being a biological female.
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 07:05 PM (C1Zwz
I'm not taking on for the team to find out.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 07:06 PM (mE7cY)
120
116 I did google to see if "she" was a she of recent vintage and "she" seems to be a she but I'm really not sure. "She" looks very sus to me.
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 07:06 PM (C1Zwz)
Creepy stare is almost as bad as being a man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 07:07 PM (zZu0s)
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>>>112 The Navy PRT/PFA program has *always* been a force-shaping program. I've seen it go all over the board - 1 failure and you're out to having these "amnesties" over and over again. It all depends on manning and recruitment.
I speak from 22 years experience as senior enlisted and the last 13 years supporting as a civilian.
...
good context. But we're in a "need" period, then.
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 07:07 PM (C1Zwz)
122Her jaw looks like Ron Perlman screwed Jay Leno.
So the 1998 American Godzilla...
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2023 07:07 PM (32qSk)
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111 Quick, someone tell Jason Momoa and the Rock that they are white supremists!!
Posted by: Flyover at February 24, 2023 07:05 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2023 07:07 PM (PCK5/)
126
>>>Over one year cancer free. Deadlifts are back to 270+, 3 miles a day run. etc. Never failed a fitness test. I am blessed to be a simple servant of Jesus Christ.
great man!
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 07:07 PM (C1Zwz)
127
The woke lady with the hyphenated name (because of course she does) could probably be semi cute if she wanted to be. But she strikes me as the sort who gets off on being as robot-like as possible; common trope with radical feminists.
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2023 07:08 PM (PZvjL)
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115 Over one year cancer free. Deadlifts are back to 270+, 3 miles a day run. etc. Never failed a fitness test. I am blessed to be a simple servant of Jesus Christ.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 24, 2023 07:05 PM (wgAtL)
***golf clap***
Testify Marcus...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 24, 2023 07:08 PM (CCSxw)
129
Few things read in last week the Puppeteers are making Sundowner go all out in Equality in the military.
Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2023 07:08 PM (xhxe8)
130
The Cashew is no longer the most manly woman on MSNBC.
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 07:08 PM (6pcCZ)
131
why would you say that?
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 06:58 PM (C1Zwz)
I figure she needs a career change and learning new job skillz will help her down the road.
Plus if she got laid once in awhile it would help dissipate all that hate and anger.
I'm a giver.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 24, 2023 07:08 PM (R/m4+)
132
I think it was Phil Hartman as Ed McMahon that called Leno a "lantern-jawed freak". I laughed and laughed.
Posted by: fd at February 24, 2023 07:08 PM (iayUP)
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115 Over one year cancer free. Deadlifts are back to 270+, 3 miles a day run. etc. Never failed a fitness test. I am blessed to be a simple servant of Jesus Christ
—
Bowing down to you for sure!
Posted by: Piper at February 24, 2023 07:09 PM (ZdaMQ)
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>>>130 The Cashew is no longer the most manly woman on MSNBC.
lol
i forgot who the cashew was for a minute
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 07:09 PM (C1Zwz)
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122 Her jaw looks like Ron Perlman screwed Jay Leno.
So the 1998 American Godzilla...
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2023 07:07 PM (32qSk)
Or the raptor babies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 07:09 PM (zZu0s)
136
why does every one of these men hating AWFL scrunts always have a jawline you could settle 19th century Kansas with?
Posted by: Azathoth
The Nutcracker!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 24, 2023 07:09 PM (JxHwT)
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115 Over one year cancer free. Deadlifts are back to 270+, 3 miles a day run. etc. Never failed a fitness test. I am blessed to be a simple servant of Jesus Christ.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 24, 2023 07:05 PM (wgAtL)
Woot!
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 24, 2023 07:09 PM (4I/2K)
138
I am in calorie deficit daily, but have managed to gain weight after almost a month of increasing my lifting weights.
It's muscle, right? Right??
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 24, 2023 07:05 PM (OX9vb)
Yup. I'm averaging 1000 calories a day now with exercise. But the weight loss has slowed even though most of my clothes are now loose fitting. It's muscle.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 07:09 PM (mE7cY)
Browndog, brother. Thanks for the way back advice.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 24, 2023 07:13 PM (wgAtL)
145
good context. But we're in a "need" period, then.
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 07:07 PM (C1Zwz)
Yes, it seems. The word gets out "we can't lose too many more people!" This is the first thing they adjust because it has an immediate effect (ships don't lose people without a replacement, for example).
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at February 24, 2023 07:14 PM (4enNW)
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>>>How the internet supercharged white supremacist homeschooling
>>>Extremists using homeschooling education to spread white supremacist ideology is becoming a growing problem.
Oh go fuck yourself with Jonah Fatberg. Parents don't want their children groomed by pedos, to be tortured (mentally or otherwise) for the color of their skin, or to be programmed to accept the NPC codes. It has everything to do with basic protection and education of children, and nothing to do with white supremacist ideology, scrunt.
Somebody needs a big fat punch in their big fat pie hole.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2023 07:14 PM (PyOKD)
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124 109 are you doing cardio, too?
Posted by: Piper at February 24, 2023 07:07 PM (ZdaMQ)
I do cardio in short bursts during the day while I work at a stand up desk (aerobics moves, kettle bell, and the like), then I take two dogs out for a run, separately. One likes to run about a mile, and the other likes to stop every ten feet, so no cardio out of him.
But I've taken up weight training after a (ahem-cough) 35 year hiatus, and am loving it. So I'll at least be a strong, chunky, old lady.
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"Over one year cancer free. Deadlifts are back to 270+, 3 miles a day run. etc. Never failed a fitness test. I am blessed to be a simple servant of Jesus Christ:
wow, I'm just trying to get back to where walking a couple miles through my woods is a joy, not a mission to get my steps in. And I never faced down the cancer demon .... congrats, you are an inspiration.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 24, 2023 07:15 PM (Cus5s)
151
Celebrating with some nice broccoli and shells. Plenty of Locatelli 👍🏻
Posted by: Marcus T at February 24, 2023 07:15 PM (wgAtL)
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149 .
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2023 07:14 PM (XIJ/X)
There is an entire fat man on an ottoman depicted in that period.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 07:15 PM (zZu0s)
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Over one year cancer free. Deadlifts are back to 270+, 3 miles a day run. etc. Never failed a fitness test. I am blessed to be a simple servant of Jesus Christ.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 24, 2023 07:05 PM (wgAtL)
Excellent.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2023 07:15 PM (PyOKD)
154
Hey man I can dead lift a B-52..... God'd honest truth !!!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 24, 2023 07:15 PM (snpvX)
155
Called em. Now to read the content, unlike JT.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
!
Trying to earn points with CBD, huh ?
Posted by: JT at February 24, 2023 07:16 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 07:16 PM (mE7cY)
157
Given my old man body... I honestly do not give a fuck about "body image" anymore than I give a shit about the load of turds circling the bowl.
Unless they don't flush.
Then.. we have a crisis.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 24, 2023 07:16 PM (Q4IgG)
158
"wow, I'm just trying to get back to where walking a couple miles through my woods is a joy, not a mission to get my steps in. And I never faced down the cancer demon .... congrats, you are an inspiration.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 24, 2023 07:15 PM (Cus5s)"
Never quit. Find your limits. Do what you can.
Also remember, I'm insane. So there's that. 😃
Posted by: Marcus T at February 24, 2023 07:17 PM (wgAtL)
The Left suddenly hates anybody that doesn't need to dial 911 at a moment's notice ? Sounds like the Right, back when Back the Blue was the going thing.
Spoiler Alert ... protect yourself.
Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 24, 2023 07:17 PM (xMdtr)
160
So Biden doesn't know if he will run for second term? I probably doesn't remember that he was selected POTUS !!!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 24, 2023 07:17 PM (snpvX)
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It's muscle.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 07:09 PM (mE7cY)
Thank you. I was averaging 1000 calories a day before I started weight training, but now I'm hungrier. 1000-1200 a day. But more carbs, too. They are a killer.
But I Am Just A Girl, with a small frame. It must be hell for a man to stay under 1000 calories a day.
162
The next one they'll adjust is "Perform to Serve." That one separates sailors just because there are too many in any one job or not quite good enough performance.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at February 24, 2023 07:17 PM (4enNW)
163
What the Navy is saying is that they need every fat dyke they can get.
Kinda this in reverse...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WCWXdl2DAs0
Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2023 07:17 PM (8erNz)
164
There is an entire fat man on an ottoman depicted in that period.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 07:15 PM (zZu0s)
Pixy's chaotic pseudo-system limits even the cobloggers, so that was a workaround to put about a dozen line breaks into a comment.
165
Pixy's chaotic pseudo-system limits even the cobloggers, so that was a workaround to put about a dozen line breaks into a comment.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2023 07:18 PM (XIJ/X)
So, you are weapons free when you are editing a comment? Interesting. Maybe not useful, but interesting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 07:19 PM (zZu0s)
166 Few things read in last week the Puppeteers are making Sundowner go all out in Equality in the military.
Posted by: Skip
Do you mean Equity?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2023 07:19 PM (63Dwl)
167
Well back to the model building. Finish the RF-5E and go to next project.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2023 07:19 PM (32qSk)
168
So I'll at least be a strong, chunky, old lady.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 24, 2023 07:14 PM (OX9vb)
WUT...
Strong...ok
Old...prefer you would use seasoned
Chunky...dat ain't you kid!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 24, 2023 07:20 PM (CCSxw)
169
19th Century Jawline Mandroid is my favorite King Crimson song.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 24, 2023 07:20 PM (JxHwT)
170
Carbs are sugar. Sugar is da debil in crystal form.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 07:20 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 24, 2023 07:20 PM (+Wcyp)
172149 Fighting Russia in Ukraine sadly appeals to racist, far-right extremists
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2023 07:14 PM (XIJ/X)
Holy smoke, that sounds like Doing A Treason right there! Did she miss the NPC programming update that the only group more heroic than the Ukrainians are the various Western entities white-knighting them? The legendary freedom fighter Adam Kinzinger will not like hearing about this, not one bit!
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2023 07:21 PM (PZvjL)
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But I Am Just A Girl, with a small frame. It must be hell for a man to stay under 1000 calories a day.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 24, 2023 07:17 PM (OX9vb)
Takes a fair amount of willpower for two weeks but after that, it's pretty easy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 07:21 PM (mE7cY)
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Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2023 07:21 PM (PZvjL)
That's why she said 'sadly'
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 07:22 PM (6pcCZ)
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167 Well back to the model building. Finish the RF-5E and go to next project.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2023 07:19 PM (32qSk
Where do you display all your models?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 07:22 PM (mE7cY)
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Over one year cancer free. Deadlifts are back to 270+, 3 miles a day run. etc. Never failed a fitness test. I am blessed to be a simple servant of Jesus Christ.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 24, 2023 07:05 PM (wgAtL)
Congrats, man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Nice !
Congrats !
Posted by: JT at February 24, 2023 07:22 PM (T4tVD)
177Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 24, 2023 07:17 PM (xMdtr)
178
Launching a science-fiction book series this year.
The protagonist will be trying to resolve conflicts on alien planets. The hook is that the planets populations are all insectoid, and their concepts of sexuality, reproduction, morality, etc. are radically different from ours.
Four book series, first one in a couple of months.
Posted by: moviegique at February 24, 2023 07:22 PM (asXVI)
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browndog, thanks, but it's been a long winter. LOL
Marcus T, I'm doubly inspired.
My deadlift success: I started February 1st with 30 lbs. I did 60 today, and am pretty sure I can go to 70 next time.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 24, 2023 07:23 PM (BRHaw)
181
Launching a science-fiction book series this year.
The protagonist will be trying to resolve conflicts on alien planets. The hook is that the planets populations are all insectoid, and their concepts of sexuality, reproduction, morality, etc. are radically different from ours.
Four book series, first one in a couple of months.
Posted by: moviegique at February 24, 2023 07:22 PM (asXVI)
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Please send me the details for the Sunday Morning Book Thread when it's ready to launch!
Posted by: moviegique at February 24, 2023 07:25 PM (asXVI)
189
I've got a GAINZZZ but I can't brag to much since it just happened; I didn't plan or work for it or anything. For years, I've had a hole in my retina. The doctor told me it might heal, it might remain the same, or it might get worse potentially leading to surgery. For years it has remained the same and we've just been monitoring it. Now it has gotten slightly better. Maybe it'll continue to heal. The only thing I've done that might have contributed was that a year or so ago I began to take Bromelain to reduce eye floaters. Doctor said there is no research supporting its benefits but it wouldn't hurt so take it if I wanted to. Haven't had much trouble with floaters lately and now this.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 24, 2023 07:25 PM (FVME7)
190174 That's why she said 'sadly'
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 07:22 PM (6pcCZ)
Fair point, definitely some defensive wordplay there. But I still think she's guilty of at least second-degree assault against the narrative.
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2023 07:26 PM (PZvjL)
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Posted by: moviegique at February 24, 2023 07:22 PM (asXVI)
How did you solve the praying mantis alien eating her spouse problem?
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 07:26 PM (6pcCZ)
But Medicare and Medicaid are dead. Less than 200 millions workers cannot support 100 million or so fat people sucking the system DRY.
There is not enough insulin and diabetes medicine out there to support these people at any cost.
African American women have the highest rates of obesity or being overweight compared to other groups in the United States. About 4 out of 5 African American women are overweight or obese.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 24, 2023 07:26 PM (BRHaw)
193
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2023 07:19 PM
Where do you display all your models?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 07:22 PM
We did get to see some on a Hobby Thread once
Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2023 07:26 PM (xhxe8)
194
His Stairmaster days appear to be behind him too.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 24, 2023 07:24 PM (JxHwT)
195
Given the "challenging" economic environment, the armed forces should be flush with recruits, no?
Posted by: moviegique at February 24, 2023 07:24 PM (asXVI)
Ummmmmmm....Yes.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 24, 2023 07:27 PM (R/m4+)
196
Given the "challenging" economic environment, the armed forces should be flush with recruits, no?
Posted by: moviegique at February 24, 2023 07:24 PM (asXVI)
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A distinct possibility in the not too distant future.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 24, 2023 07:27 PM (u73oe)
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Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2023 07:26 PM (PZvjL)
Most definitely. They are after all, mentally ill.
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 07:27 PM (6pcCZ)
198
Given the "challenging" economic environment, the armed forces should be flush with recruits, no?
Posted by: moviegique at February 24, 2023 07:24 PM (asXVI)
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I'm surprised they're not offering illegal aliens automatic citizenship.
there's a point that most rw'rs have jobs and families and can't go give it all up to start their own chaz while the left has an endless supply of losers
Posted by: sockamster, footage at February 24, 2023 07:28 PM (MLrvz)
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|| How did you solve the praying mantis alien eating her spouse problem? ||
Exactly.
Just imagine, if you will, a 20th century society where the dominant species came from a "little r" reproductive strategy.
Or sexual dimorphism means ginormous female and tiny males.
Or fully metamorphic types with 3-4 different forms in their lives.
Presents some challenges.
Posted by: moviegique at February 24, 2023 07:28 PM (asXVI)
206
147 just keep it going, while there is no magic formula that works for everyone, high intensity, low impact cardio 3x a week, 45-50 min total workout, plus strength training 2-3x a week is generally what gets weight shifting, along with diet changes. It unfortunately takes longer to lose than gain, which is so unfair! Especially when we get past a certain age, also unfair. Take measurements, and I know others don’t agree with me, but cutting carbs really isn’t great. Food does matter, but our bodies do need carbs. Just not processed, white sugar laden, cookie ones! For reference, I got my tail in gear when I hit 170 pounds, I am 5’2. I now weigh 120, less than I did in high school.
Posted by: Piper at February 24, 2023 07:30 PM (ZdaMQ)
207
i don't like how these f-scist lizard demons talk about rightwingers as if we behave like liberals.
again, though, someone should point this shit out
Posted by: sockamster, footage at February 24, 2023 07:30 PM (MLrvz)
I noticed via my security cams that my right arm was not "participating". Then I got some sever pains in my right should for some time, discovered I could barely lift ten pounds for a few reps.
So I started the light weight routine, lazy version, on set to fail every other day. Still just one set, only 20 pounds, 45 reps, really helped with most of the pain. I should get into a more serious lifting, but most of that pain is terrible pain is gone.
But yeah, walking ... and some lifting ... the work demanded of those that want to live a happier longer life. And keto, and this chair, that is all I need ... and this lamp.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 24, 2023 07:30 PM (Cus5s)
209
That whole thing about lithium replacement in shellfish shells?
You know what means, don't you?
Every Asian woman planetwide, from housecleaners to highly compensated Singaporean tax attorneys (my niece) will be in a global competition.
They looooooove their shelling I just stand back and wait for the meat. No brains please.
There will be specialized power tools. No crab left behind.
Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2023 07:30 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2023 07:30 PM (xhxe8)
211
If I was running things I'd do away with most welfare programs but throw open the military enlistment rolls as a value-based alternative. Then my 20 million strong legion of doom and I would go do awesome shit like conquer the moon.
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2023 07:31 PM (PZvjL)
212
I've wondered the same thing, unless Anna disappears them like Leroy Jethro Gibbs of NCIS does with the boats he builds in his garage.
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 24, 2023 07:29 PM (7QclL)
Maybe once a year she re-enacts WWII with flak from a shotgun.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 07:31 PM (mE7cY)
213
82 i don't know if you guys are super-desperate or just have testosterone levels of 2000+ i.u.'s or what but I'm constantly shocked at what you seem to consider bangable.
Posted by: ace at
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there's probably a reason why the attractive curve of what females consider acceptable is basically the hockey stick that Mann has been trying to create for 4 decades.
Posted by: sockamster, footage at February 24, 2023 07:31 PM (MLrvz)
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117 Does the navy really need physical fitness? You can't run far on a boat. Even less on a sub.
Gets a bit inconvenient when you can't fit through the doors.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 24, 2023 07:06 PM (Bd6X
Ackshualllly...it was scuttles, they're about 2ft around, and we used to have Sailors that couldn't fit. It also looks far more professional to have a fit (looking at least) force.
That, and you need to be pretty fit to do a lot of tasks onboard a ship. Firefighting for one will beat the shit out of you.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at February 24, 2023 07:31 PM (4enNW)
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Over one year cancer free. Deadlifts are back to 270+, 3 miles a day run. etc. Never failed a fitness test. I am blessed to be a simple servant of Jesus Christ.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 24, 2023 07:05 PM (wgAtL)
Congrats, man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Nice !
Congrats !
Posted by: JT at February 24, 2023 07:22 PM (T4tVD)
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Ditto, Marcus! Gorka interviewed former US Navy SEAL and FBI Special Agent Jonathan T. Gilliam today on his radio show's "manhood hour" -- and you two have much in common that way.
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204 Some smug for CBD to laugh at--- I can dead lift three a stack of 3soi bois.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2023 07:29 PM (EZPNh)
Haha, that reminds me, tonight there was a kid there, danger-haired and tackle-faced, sorta timid, probably weighed about 120 lbs. I was glad to see him there, though. Maybe he'll develop some of that testosterone and see the error of his ways.
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In "Mein Kampf," Hitler fixated on boxing and jujitsu
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He had a black belt in asshole.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 24, 2023 07:33 PM (FVME7)
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For Anna
My hope is sells some to museums and collectors
Most likely they are all over the place, shelves, having from ceilings
Worse- done and boxed hardly ever seen
Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2023 07:34 PM (xhxe8)
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I used to just pour lighter fluid on it and set fire to it in the driveway.
Posted by: fd at February 24, 2023 07:34 PM (iayUP)
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In "Mein Kampf," Hitler fixated on boxing and jujitsu
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He added in Meth later.
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 07:35 PM (6pcCZ)
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It's like she's writing her articles from a Mad Libs of leftwing paranoias.
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universal statement
Posted by: sockamster, footage at February 24, 2023 07:36 PM (MLrvz)
225205 Well back to the model building. Finish the RF-5E and go to next project.
F11F-1F
The plane that'd have rendered the F-16 and much else surplus to requirements.
Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2023 07:36 PM (8erNz)
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And keto, and this chair, that is all I need ... and this lamp.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 24, 2023 07:30 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 07:37 PM (C1Zwz)
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I mean, these leftists...their hate is so toxic. That MSNBC writer.
she probably justified 2020, every Wisconsin state insurrection at the capitol, and the trump inaugural rampage.
Posted by: sockamster, footage at February 24, 2023 07:37 PM (MLrvz)
232192 African American women have the highest rates of obesity or being overweight compared to other groups in the United States. About 4 out of 5 African American women are overweight or obese.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 24, 2023 07:26 PM (BRHaw)
I'm pretty much colorblind when it comes to hot chicks (who isn't?) and I must admit it's quite rare that I encounter a black lady that I'd want to see naked. The preponderance of inter-racial relationships suggests that black guys are having this experience too.
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2023 07:37 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2023 07:37 PM (ybIRR)
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228 If the vax doesn't kill the sailors, the heart attacks will. Don't have to pay pensions.
Posted by: torabora at February 24, 2023 07:36 PM (EAiOx)
Now do social security
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 24, 2023 07:38 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2023 06:41 PM (iziT ----
Personally I consider baboons worse than chimpanzees.
Posted by: Ciampino - User error, strike any user to continue... at February 24, 2023 07:39 PM (qfLjt)
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204 Some smug for CBD to laugh at--- I can dead lift three a stack of 3soi bois.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2023 07:29 PM (EZPNh)
Hey Ben...
Has a date been set yet for this year's MoMe?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 24, 2023 07:40 PM (CCSxw)
237I'm pretty much colorblind when it comes to hot chicks (who isn't?) and I must admit it's quite rare that I encounter a black lady that I'd want to see naked.
There's several but really...who wants to shag a mobility scooter that's just looking for a bump on her WIC card?
Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2023 07:41 PM (8erNz)
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Most attractive lady I know is from Zimbabwe, she was adopted out of Africa and raised in Kansas.
Imagine Iman but with a mid-west accent.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2023 07:41 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 07:42 PM (TXFi7)
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Military might be the best small test group if the Fake Vax is doing anything to cause Suddenly Dead.
The statistics should be there pre Covid and post Fake Vax.
Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2023 07:42 PM (xhxe8)
I'm watching the Sabres play the Panthers, commenting here, and snarking on a Sabres Hockey website.
And I'm doing a passable job at all three...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 24, 2023 07:43 PM (CCSxw)
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I'm pretty much colorblind when it comes to hot chicks (who isn't?) and I must admit it's quite rare that I encounter a black lady that I'd want to see naked. The preponderance of inter-racial relationships suggests that black guys are having this experience too.
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2023 07:37 PM (PZvjL)
I am not talking about sex or beauty. Just health.
I bet I could drop 20 lbs off most 180 lbs women in 2 or 3 months with food!
bfast 2 eggs coffee in tsp cream or sugar
lunch chicken breast all the olive oil and spinnach you can eat
dinner steak wine steak wine
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 24, 2023 07:44 PM (BRHaw)
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Our cats were 8 and 9 pounds, seen cats 30 pounds
Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2023 07:44 PM (xhxe8)
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I'm pretty much colorblind when it comes to hot chicks (who isn't?) and I must admit it's quite rare that I encounter a black lady that I'd want to see naked----
Not a problem for black guys. I've heard enough of them say they like their women like they like their oatmeal.
Thick and Lumpy.
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 07:44 PM (6pcCZ)
So, all you Veggies out there. You're just like Hitler.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 07:44 PM (TXFi7)
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I think Kwai Chang Kane had a couple videos out.
Just do not hang yourself while Inspecting the Admiral.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
I call this position Hanging Horny Boar.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 24, 2023 07:44 PM (FVME7)
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241 browndog, normally the 3rd weekend in Oct
Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2023 07:43 PM (EZPNh)
Excellent...I have no conflicts!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 24, 2023 07:45 PM (CCSxw)
249231 she probably justified 2020, every Wisconsin state insurrection at the capitol, and the trump inaugural rampage.
Posted by: sockamster, footage at February 24, 2023 07:37 PM (MLrvz)
I'm so old I can remember when Minneapolis leftists rioted in 2016 and beat up a gay Hillary voter near the university district just because he was white.
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2023 07:45 PM (PZvjL)
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Kangaroos are nowhere chimps. They are almost unbelievably strong given their odd buildout but most don't attack, they defend. Maybe dudes looking for mates.
Somewhere I have a perfect pic of my 5ft1 wife nose to nose with a grey exactly her height. I mean nose to nose.
No threat no response.
Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2023 07:45 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2023 07:45 PM (PZvjL)
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So what happens when the Fatty McFatface sailors can no longer fit through those narrow hatchways I see on all the ships? What happens when the Chinese get a missile past the defenses and it's literally sink or swim, or at least tread water until the rescue shows up? So what happens when the lardasses nod off during watch 'cause being fat makes them tired, and a Chinese sub penetrates the defensive cordon of a carrier task group? Somebody tell me what happens then?
Posted by: exdem13 at February 24, 2023 07:45 PM (W+kMI)
So, all you Veggies out there. You're just like Hitler.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 07:44 PM (TXFi7)
He was also magnificently flatulent.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 07:45 PM (eGTCV)
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My cats are 11 lbs and 20 lbs. they are sister and brother.
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 07:46 PM (6pcCZ)
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"Freaks" (1932) is on free TV at 10. That movie will be 100 years old soon. Wow.
Posted by: fd at February 24, 2023 07:46 PM (iayUP)
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The leather from the tail of the male red kangaroo makes the finest knife and razor strops in the world.
Posted by: mrp at February 24, 2023 07:47 PM (rj6Yv)
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"Freaks" is great. Did you know that they did two endings?
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 07:49 PM (TXFi7)
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I saw the following sentence in a sociology textbook that I had to edit in my book publishing job.
Unpack this one:
"Hyper masculinity is the root cause of rampant individualism!"
That is the true root of their hatred of masculinity.
Posted by: Beverly at February 24, 2023 07:50 PM (SrjkF)
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Then again, having most of Leftard "activists" out there on the streets being vegan stick figures or land whales isn't a bad thing. I have a hard ceiling on my GAINZZZ because of my hernia repair surgery, but I bet I can out-walk or out-jog a lot of those fragile flowers and beat the stuffing out of the ones who can catch me through sheer attitude. I am a meat and starch-eating man of the Midwest, and I have no fear of Lefties who eschew exercise for fear of hurting other people's feelings.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 24, 2023 07:50 PM (W+kMI)
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I love the scene toward the end with the guy with no arms or legs is coming after her with a knife in his teeth.
LOL.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 07:50 PM (TXFi7)
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A lady working of fiber connections on a navy ship had the heavy hatch to the compartment closed while she was down there and she couldn't open it. She had to wait until someone from her team came looking for her.
Posted by: Don at February 24, 2023 07:50 PM (Q7knO)
LOL. Fatty McFat is not going to abandon ship fast enough when the Chyneese missile hits.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 07:54 PM (TXFi7)
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Needing heavy, vigorous aerobic workouts, which I used to do regularly but have fallen away for various reasons. Long distance biking, blading, swimming. Swimming still happening some, but I need to push it, up the pace, and get back to 2500 yds. Hockey hampered by a thing for which I've tried years of abdominal and specialized back muscle toning, with inadequate results, so actual medical intervention needs to be tried (injections, no cutting).
Still hope to get at least one x-c trip in, but the skiing is at 5,000 feet, so living at sea level, it's always a problem.
Regular resistance workouts, all high-rep/light-medium weight, lots of abdominal and stretching work. All about general fitness and injury prevention in doing sports. The gym has lots of good classes including high-intensity cardio, really should start getting back into those.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 24, 2023 07:55 PM (OTzUX)
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154 Hey man I can dead lift a B-52..... God'd honest truth !!!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 24, 2023 07:15 PM (snpvX)
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Which member of the band?
Posted by: Ciampino -- User error, strike any user to continue... at February 24, 2023 07:56 PM (qfLjt)
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Eat blueberries. They seem to help protect against cataracts.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 24, 2023 07:57 PM (6lj/r)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 24, 2023 08:06 PM (ztQ7U)
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The Navy uses the PRT program as a force management tool, which is to say, as an excuse to kick people out. Actual fitness has nothing to do with it. During my 20 years in the Navy, standard got strict and loose several times. Right now the Navy is looking at a gigantic manning problem, so naturally, the PRT standards used to administratively separate people get relaxed.
Posted by: Unknownsailor at February 24, 2023 08:06 PM (JPYHZ)
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This has less to do with society getting fatter and everything to do with masculine warfighters being replaced by with all manner of effeminate, estrogen-augmented freaks.
Posted by: cpurick at February 24, 2023 08:11 PM (bwWDS)
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Did 3 days of fasting, followed by a low ramp up from liquid diet. Lost 15 lbs. Yes, I was sick the first time. But I did it again on purpose and lost 10 lbs. And I’ve lost 15 lbs beyond that.
I gave up alcohol. I only miss it once in a blue moon. I walk 4 miles a day (4mph). I’ve started doing weights. So 9 months total.
My fat tongue has gone away. I have a neck. I look good in clothing.
I can say from experience being fat sucks. When I see a young person being fat I want them to start spending an hour a day walking. It changed my life.
Posted by: Justin Castreau at February 24, 2023 09:44 PM (V8yYW)
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"In more modern times, far-right groups have launched mixed martial arts and boxing gyms in Ukraine, Canada and France, among other places, focused on training far-right nationalists in violent hand-to-hand combat and street-fighting techniques."
good
Posted by: ontoiran at February 24, 2023 11:02 PM (XyXp6)
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>>>i would not bet any money on "her" being a biological female.
a day late but.. she looks like Matt Smith (Doctor Who fame) in drag
Posted by: Blanco at February 25, 2023 08:54 AM (ky5Gr)
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