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Definitely watch: Naughty dogs regret their recent actions.

Dog skateboards down concrete stairs. And he brought the skateboard up there, so he intended to do it.

Born to be domesticated.

A dog rescue story.

Border collies and another breed (corgis?) playing with a balloon.

Golden retriever got a brand-new kitten.

Can an armadillo catch a ball? He sure can. He sure can. Though I think he might be trying to Do Some Sex to it.

Once again we find ourselves in this awkward position.

Snow-covered trees sculpted by the wind into remarkable shapes.

Warning: Sloth crossing. (This may take a while.)

YOU: My dog really loves my piano playing.

YOUR DOG: This lap is warm and she can't get anything to eat without alarming me.

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1 Meep meep!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2023 07:43 PM (Ro3yS)

2 Thank you for the sea otter, ace!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2023 07:43 PM (Ro3yS)

3 Time for 1 quick one

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2023 07:46 PM (xhxe8)

4 Golden Retriever and his kitten is cute
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2023 07:48 PM (xhxe8)

5 i told them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2023 07:48 PM (r46W7)

6 The last thing a giraffe sees before the drone attacks.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 13, 2023 07:50 PM (76Foq)

7 "Border collies and another breed (corgis?) playing with a balloon."
Corgis have short legs. Looks like border collies playing with other border collies.
They come in different colors.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2023 07:50 PM (NpAcC)

8 great pic of david french up top there Ace!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2023 07:51 PM (XzIdt)

9 Not enough bats but the helpful otter makes up for some of that

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2023 07:51 PM (0hOvj)

10 >>> 6 The last thing a giraffe sees before the ~~drone~~ barroon attacks.
Posted by: lowandslow at February 13, 2023 07:50 PM (76Foq)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 13, 2023 07:51 PM (llON8)

11 Inman was on the war path....

https://youtu.be/Cbb2oPpLVAk

Brits gone wild

https://youtu.be/rGYSAIF8X9Q

Manatees proposing....

https://youtu.be/BVWd-HPGHG4

rear naked choke for a subway viking

Posted by: sven at February 13, 2023 07:52 PM (Lzpvj)

12 Squalls squalling through. It can get downright nasty on the water this time of year.

Going to dump snow in the mountains for the next couple days.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2023 07:52 PM (Ro3yS)

13 must make taking the ferryboat fun, huh?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2023 07:53 PM (XzIdt)

14 Where can I rent a helpful otter? I feel like it's what my life has been missing lately.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 13, 2023 07:54 PM (3AR13)

15 The Brazilians have a fast response Armadillo response team

the sirens on their squad cars go "Tatú-TatúTatú-Tatú

Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2023 07:55 PM (xhaym)

16 Those river otters can be quite helpful, can't they?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2023 07:56 PM (a3Q+t)

17 Ace,
I think those snow covered trees covered by snow are fake.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2023 07:57 PM (NpAcC)

18 We had an armadillo outside out back porch one night this week. I was sitting outside and heard something scraping around and ... grumbling ... in the nearby bamboo clump. The cat was freaking out so I went and got a flashlight and after a few minutes an armadillo tottered out.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 13, 2023 07:58 PM (yQpMk)

19 Snowboarder video... taken by a drone? if it was another skier seems like it would be bounding more.... although they are on a corduroy groomed run.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2023 07:58 PM (oHd/0)

20 Fascinating @fasc1nate
A house cat who broke into a Lynx's cage:
https://tinyurl.com/4ed6bsvd

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 13, 2023 07:58 PM (Vwz3I)

21 Now I'm going to have 'Take On Me" in my head all night.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 13, 2023 07:58 PM (76Foq)

22 20 Fascinating @fasc1nate
A house cat who broke into a Lynx's cage:
https://tinyurl.com/4ed6bsvd
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 13, 2023 07:58 PM (Vwz3I)

Catastrophy?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2023 07:59 PM (oHd/0)

23 Daily Loud @DailyLoud
Snake was stuck in the ceiling and then this happened 😳👀

https://tinyurl.com/5dep5k92

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 13, 2023 07:59 PM (Vwz3I)

24 17 Ace,
I think those snow covered trees covered by snow are fake.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2023 07:57 PM (NpAcC

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I wasn't going to open my mouth this time.

They are lovely though.

Posted by: 496 at February 13, 2023 07:59 PM (GarGt)

25 Not enough bats but the helpful otter makes up for some of that
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2023 07:51 PM

This scholar. He comprehends it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2023 08:00 PM (a3Q+t)

26 So, is it Red Wine, or Beer, with leftover Pork Roast?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2023 08:00 PM (oHd/0)

27 "You will see a cow on the roof of a ... cotton house..."

Posted by: DB at February 13, 2023 08:00 PM (geLO8)

28 So, is it Red Wine, or Beer, with leftover Pork Roast?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2023 08:00 PM (oHd/0)

Bourbon.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 13, 2023 08:00 PM (UQUAY)

29 The problem with getting that many border collies together in a group is they will wind up inventing fusion or FTL drive.

Every. Time.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2023 08:01 PM (xhaym)

30 "Snake was stuck in the ceiling and then this happened"

That's... a lot more snake than any of the fire and resucue guys bargained for, methinks.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 13, 2023 08:01 PM (LLSQr)

31 "Catastrophy?"

Not in that clip at any rate. cats being frenly

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 13, 2023 08:03 PM (LLSQr)

32 That's... a lot more snake than any of the fire and rescue guys bargained for, methinks.
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No mice or rats in that house.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 13, 2023 08:03 PM (Vwz3I)

33 "No mice or rats in that house."

...or cats or dogs or small children...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 13, 2023 08:03 PM (LLSQr)

34 "Ace, I think those snow covered trees covered by snow are fake."
Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2023 07:57 PM (NpAcC)

When he gets punked, he prefers to go by 'Lamont, the big dummy'.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 13, 2023 08:04 PM (76Foq)

35 that dance dude was great

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2023 08:04 PM (BRHaw)

36
*stumbles blindly in*

Evening, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2023 08:04 PM (MoZTd)

37 Swiss giraffes?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 13, 2023 08:05 PM (guGkK)

38 hit the 50 and 100 shotgun at my drinking hole so got 1500

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2023 08:06 PM (BRHaw)

39 "...or cats or dogs or small children..."

... or goats, or cows...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 13, 2023 08:06 PM (LLSQr)

40
I think those snow covered trees covered by snow are fake.
Posted by: redridinghood
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I wasn't going to open my mouth this time.
They are lovely though.
Posted by: 496

They'd make good album covers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2023 08:06 PM (63Dwl)

41 "You know, we don't get many kangaroos in here."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 13, 2023 08:07 PM (guGkK)

42 11 Inman was on the war path....

https://youtu.be/Cbb2oPpLVA
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His addition of the windows operating system shutting down will never get old.

Posted by: 496 at February 13, 2023 08:08 PM (BJ0Xu)

43 "You know, we don't get many kangaroos in here."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 13, 2023 08:07 PM (guGkK)

They're fighty drunks.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 13, 2023 08:08 PM (yQpMk)

44 A Kangaroo, a giraffe and a sea otter walk into a bar.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 13, 2023 08:09 PM (76Foq)

45 Somebody has to take out the trash from those cliff dwellings.

Posted by: DaveA at February 13, 2023 08:09 PM (FhXTo)

46
They'd make good album covers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2023 08:06 PM (63Dwl)

____________

Whipped cream girl >>>> Snow covered trees

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2023 08:09 PM (MoZTd)

47 A pet giraffe would be cool.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 13, 2023 08:09 PM (eGTCV)

48 You think you know me but you don't know me, man.

Posted by: The Kangaroo at February 13, 2023 08:09 PM (yQpMk)

49 They'd make good album covers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2023 08:06 PM (63Dwl)

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Peter Max would've had a heyday with them.

Posted by: 496 at February 13, 2023 08:09 PM (MusmU)

50 A pet giraffe would be cool.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 13, 2023 08:09 PM (eGTCV)

Only until you need to take him to the vet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 13, 2023 08:10 PM (guGkK)

51 (sips beer)
I guess that kid and adult are dead now. Waiting for a sloth to move takes time.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2023 08:11 PM (sAmhv)

52 Only until you need to take him to the vet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 13, 2023 08:10 PM (guGkK

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Just find a vet on the 2nd floor. Easy peasy.

Posted by: 496 at February 13, 2023 08:11 PM (MusmU)

53 "You will see a cow on the roof of a ... cotton house..."
Posted by: DB at February 13, 2023 08:00 PM (geLO

There is the German fairy tale about the old woman who had her cow graze on the sod roof of her hut, and because she was taken with fear that it would fall off, she tied a line around it's neck and ran it down the chimney to to tie to her wrist so she could tell when it got to close to the edge, but she could stay inside and do chores

As you can guess, the cow fell off the roof and dragged the old woman up the chimney

Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2023 08:12 PM (xhaym)

54 Dog skateboards down concrete stairs.

The link goes to the sloth crossing one.

Tony Dawg is here: https://tinyurl.com/yer5kvfc

Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2023 08:13 PM (P1f+c)

55 Only until you need to take him to the vet.
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PITA to scratch them behind the ears too!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 13, 2023 08:14 PM (Vwz3I)

56 So, is it Red Wine, or Beer, with leftover Pork Roast?
Posted by: Romeo13

Yes.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 13, 2023 08:14 PM (5ueg9)

57 You see steers competing to be King of the Hull in feedlots occasionally.

So that cow is not too unusual, if there is a ramp it can get up to the roof.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 13, 2023 08:14 PM (u82oZ)

58 Althouse has a thread on some ballet Choreographer that got in a tiff with a critic that led him to smearing feces on the critic.

And I have to say the critic was right...I'm not a ballet fan to begin with but look at this shit (hehe): https://youtu.be/TZuce83MZ98

Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2023 08:15 PM (lc5cP)

59 So, is it Red Wine, or Beer, with leftover Pork Roast?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2023 08:00 PM (oHd/0)

Bourbon.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 13, 2023 08:00 PM (UQUAY)

Pug gets it

Posted by: Doof at February 13, 2023 08:15 PM (g1Pyf)

60 I t could take days for that sloth to get to the end of that zip line.
I wonder what that kid ended up doing?

Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2023 08:15 PM (NpAcC)

61 That Jap Dancer sure was good.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 13, 2023 08:17 PM (R/m4+)

62 I sympathize with sloths. I've been accused of not always being quick moving.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 13, 2023 08:17 PM (eGTCV)

63 I was going to tell Romero13, all three.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 13, 2023 08:18 PM (76Foq)

64 Cliff Clavin trivia:

Giraffes in the wild never sleep more than 5 minutes at a time . They sleep only 30 to 45 minutes a day.

In captivity the sleep about 4 hours a day.

Posted by: polynikes at February 13, 2023 08:18 PM (/mJ16)

65 That's... a lot more snake than any of the fire and rescue guys bargained for, methinks.
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No mice or rats in that house.
Posted by: andycanuck

Mice, rats, raccoons, cats, dogs, children under 16.....

Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2023 08:18 PM (P1f+c)

66 I believe it's illegal to rent an otter.

Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2023 08:19 PM (MF3yS)

67 That snake. Yikes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 13, 2023 08:19 PM (u82oZ)

68 I t could take days for that sloth to get to the end of that zip line.
I wonder what that kid ended up doing?
Posted by: redridinghood

I was thinking if it happens often they ought to send a person equipped to remove sloths to the end of the line. They could have a big dog catcher net in case there's more than one.

Posted by: She Hobbit at February 13, 2023 08:19 PM (ftFVW)

69 I t could take days for that sloth to get to the end of that zip line.
I wonder what that kid ended up doing?
Posted by: redridinghood

He drew his nine and explained that Seven Deadly Sins thing.

Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2023 08:19 PM (P1f+c)

70 In case you missed it, Rebecca and I are HOME!!!!

Honestly, I think that rehab was worst for her than just coming home in the first place would have been. Ah, well, live and learn....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoSLadies Brigade plucky comic relief at February 13, 2023 08:20 PM (SRRAx)

71 And I have to say the critic was right...I'm not a ballet fan to begin with but look at this s*** (hehe):

Grand mal seizures set to random noise.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 13, 2023 08:20 PM (eOEVl)

72 A Kangaroo, a giraffe and a sea otter walk into a bar.
Posted by: lowandslow at February 13, 2023 08:09 PM (76Foq)

The bartender said ' I guess the sloth will be arriving late'

Posted by: polynikes at February 13, 2023 08:20 PM (/mJ16)

73 Skateboard dog is sloth

Posted by: blaster at February 13, 2023 08:20 PM (pwExq)

74 65 That's... a lot more snake than any of the fire and rescue guys bargained for, methinks.
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No mice or rats in that house.
Posted by: andycanuck

Mice, rats, raccoons, cats, dogs, children under 16.....
Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2023 08:18 PM
Fire/rescue guy in back turned around and said 'I think we're gonna need a bigger mongoose.'

Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2023 08:20 PM (MF3yS)

75 66 I believe it's illegal to rent an otter.
Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2023 08:19 PM (MF3yS)

Do you have to buy them outright?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 13, 2023 08:20 PM (eGTCV)

76 I believe it's illegal to rent an otter.
Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2023 08:19 PM (MF3yS)

Do you have to buy them outright?

And don't even think about trying to repair it yourself.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 13, 2023 08:21 PM (eOEVl)

77 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoSLadies Brigade plucky comic relief at February 13, 2023 08:20 PM (SRRAx)
******
Wonderful news!

Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2023 08:22 PM (NpAcC)

78 Sloths can really hurt you with those claws. Mind you they don't move all that quickly when slashing.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 13, 2023 08:22 PM (eGTCV)

79 I believe it's illegal to rent an otter.
Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2023 08:19 PM (MF3yS)

Lease only I think, unless you want to go to the hassle of putting them on the payroll.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2023 08:22 PM (xhaym)

80 @58

>>And I have to say the critic was right...I'm not a ballet fan to begin with but look at this shit

I once had the misfortune of seeing a production of La Traviata that eschewed the opulent sets and costumes and had all of the players and singers dress in men's suits, men and women alike and simply had a sun dial at the center of the stage and seating in the round against the back of the stage that all of the players would sit at when they "weren't on."

It was a joke, and we got played.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 13, 2023 08:23 PM (up/3i)

81 I believe it's illegal to rent an otter.
Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2023 08:19 PM (MF3yS)

However, you can enter into an installment sale contract that has many of the attributes of an otter rental without running afoul of the strict letter of the law.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 13, 2023 08:24 PM (guGkK)

82 However, you can enter into an installment sale contract that has many of the attributes of an otter rental without running afoul of the strict letter of the law.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

So you're saying rent-to-own works?

Posted by: She Hobbit at February 13, 2023 08:25 PM (ftFVW)

83 Skateboard dog is sloth
Posted by: blaster

See #54. Should have linked here:
https://tinyurl.com/yer5kvfc

Posted by: mikeski is helping! at February 13, 2023 08:25 PM (P1f+c)

84 80 @58

>>And I have to say the critic was right...I'm not a ballet fan to begin with but look at this shit

I once had the misfortune of seeing a production of La Traviata that eschewed the opulent sets and costumes and had all of the players and singers dress in men's suits, men and women alike and simply had a sun dial at the center of the stage and seating in the round against the back of the stage that all of the players would sit at when they "weren't on."

It was a joke, and we got played.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 13, 2023 08:23 PM
You didn't have an 'interpreter' to sign out the performance for you?

Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2023 08:25 PM (MF3yS)

85 In case you missed it, Rebecca and I are HOME!!!!
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Woohoo!!! Big hugs to y'all and prayers will continue.

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 13, 2023 08:26 PM (aBJcM)

86 So you're saying rent-to-own works?
Posted by: She Hobbit

Yeah, you otter do it that way.

Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2023 08:26 PM (P1f+c)

87 Lease only I think, unless you want to go to the hassle of putting them on the payroll.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2023 08:22 PM (xhaym)

There is a charge for excessive mileage.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 13, 2023 08:27 PM (yQpMk)

88 82 However, you can enter into an installment sale contract that has many of the attributes of an otter rental without running afoul of the strict letter of the law.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

So you're saying rent-to-own works?
Posted by: She Hobbit at February 13, 2023 08:25 PM
Occasionally you see one of those otters on ebay. Stay away from those ones. Surly.

Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2023 08:27 PM (MF3yS)

89 At what point do good people in federal agencies stop listening to the Southern Poverty Law Center and stop pretending that they aren't a progressive/communist NGO and not some holy non partisanfountain of knowledge.

Posted by: SPLC at February 13, 2023 08:28 PM (0pLZt)

90 Positano really came into its own as a destination post WW2. It had been a sleepy little fishing village, similar to St. Tropez before its discovery. John Steinbeck settled there, wrote about it and the rest is history. In the 1960s the jet set put it firmly on the map.

Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2023 08:28 PM (QnDgl)

91 I can hear zipline sloth laughing.
HA

HA

HA

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 13, 2023 08:28 PM (eGTCV)

92 La Travi-otter??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 13, 2023 08:28 PM (Vwz3I)

93 @84

>>You didn't have an 'interpreter' to sign out the performance for you?

That would have only added to the surrealist take on the classic Opera.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 13, 2023 08:28 PM (up/3i)

94 I believe it's illegal to rent an otter.
Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2023 08:19 PM

Meh. It wouldn't be the first time I've rented something illegally.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 13, 2023 08:29 PM (3AR13)

95 70 Woohoo! Great to read this news!

Posted by: Piper at February 13, 2023 08:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

96 > I believe it's illegal to rent an otter.
___________

Lend/Lease

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 13, 2023 08:29 PM (Q4IgG)

97 Now I'm going to have 'Take On Me" in my head all night.
Posted by: lowandslow

It'll be gone in a day or two, at worst.

Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2023 08:29 PM (P1f+c)

98 It was a joke, and we got played.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 13, 2023 08:23 PM (up/3i)

When I was young and all my Aunts and Uncles were alive, they would get together yearly to have have a potluck and sing a Gilbert and Sullivan operetta. I can't sing a note but it was incredibly fun.

There was a group that couldn't tour or play a venue because of the coof and would play in their director's living room or back porch, and it reminded me so much of the potlucks.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2023 08:30 PM (xhaym)

99 The core on the dance-ish guy must be unworldly!

Posted by: Piper at February 13, 2023 08:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

100 You don't pay an otter for the sex, you pay them to go away after.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 13, 2023 08:31 PM (yQpMk)

101 Italy has some lovely scenery and history, but the trouble is that it's full of Italians.

Posted by: Pope John XXIII at February 13, 2023 08:31 PM (wrJpE)

102 97 Now I'm going to have 'Take On Me" in my head all night.
Posted by: lowandslow

It'll be gone in a day or two, at worst.
Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2023 08:29 PM
Mushrat Love.

Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2023 08:31 PM (MF3yS)

103 @21

>>Now I'm going to have 'Take On Me" in my head all night.

Let Yoko cleanse you of that ear worm...

https://tinyurl.com/cmw5rlo

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 13, 2023 08:32 PM (up/3i)

104 You don't pay an otter for the sex, you pay them to go away after.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Which is why you have to steer clear of the sloths.

Posted by: She Hobbit at February 13, 2023 08:32 PM (ftFVW)

105 Beautiful. But I am betting on some of those houses that seem to be directly on the face of the cliff with no obvious access, the shine might wear off the apple fairly quickly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2023 08:32 PM (CsVWE)

106 There is a charge for excessive mileage.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 13, 2023 08:27 PM (yQpMk)

Read the contract, there may be a limit to travel but Portal-to-Portal is normal

Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2023 08:32 PM (xhaym)

107 Doggeh wants his toy that's behind the sofa but he's too scared to go get it.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 13, 2023 08:33 PM (Xlnez)

108 70 In case you missed it, Rebecca and I are HOME!!!!

***

Yay!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 13, 2023 08:34 PM (Xlnez)

109 Doggeh wants his toy that's behind the sofa but he's too scared to go get it.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 13, 2023 08:33 PM (Xlnez)

*nods knowingly*

The dust bunnies.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 13, 2023 08:34 PM (yQpMk)

110 Doggeh wants his toy that's behind the sofa but he's too scared to go get it.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Got a stabby thing handy? Could be a face-sized spider.

Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2023 08:34 PM (P1f+c)

111 @98

>> I can't sing a note but it was incredibly fun.

I bet it was.

Me and My wife try to see an Opera whenever we can, we get dressed up and make a night of it.

It's great fun, especially when it's a serious production

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 13, 2023 08:34 PM (up/3i)

112 Reel Big Fish did a wonderful cover Take on Me.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2023 08:35 PM (xhaym)

113 great news, Teresa!

prayers continue ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2023 08:35 PM (XzIdt)

114 Ok, naughty dogs was good.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2023 08:35 PM (CA+9j)

115 But I don't wanna hear Yoko.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 13, 2023 08:35 PM (76Foq)

116 that is so cool, Kindltot!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2023 08:36 PM (XzIdt)

117 Those trees are incredibly beautiful.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 13, 2023 08:36 PM (rh25V)

118 The core on the dance-ish guy must be unworldly!

Posted by: Piper at February 13, 2023 08:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

---------

He seemed to defy gravity to where I was sure he had some cable attached to the rafters or something pulling him up.

Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 13, 2023 08:36 PM (OK65B)

119 & g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2023 08:37 PM (XzIdt)

120 "Cow on a Hot Tin Roof" is the title of Gary Larson's future autobiography.

Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2023 08:37 PM (P1f+c)

121 However, you can enter into an installment sale contract that has many of the attributes of an otter rental without running afoul of the strict letter of the law.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

---

Due unto otters

Posted by: If we had signed, we would have opened our borders and killed our own manufacturers - Ukraine, 2013 at February 13, 2023 08:37 PM (4lxb3)

122 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth

Great! Is her pain better?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 13, 2023 08:38 PM (DK4U1)

123 70 In case you missed it, Rebecca and I are HOME!!!!

Honestly, I think that rehab was worst for her than just coming home in the first place would have been. Ah, well, live and learn....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoSLadies Brigade plucky comic relief at February 13, 2023 08:20 PM (SRRAx)

That's great, Teresa! She doing well with the hip?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2023 08:38 PM (CsVWE)

124 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2023 08:39 PM (qoGsy)

125 The Amalfi Coast, including Amalfi and Positano, are worth a visit, as is the Cinque Terre, the five cities, which are on the north west coast of Italy. I hope to make one more trip while I'm able.

Posted by: Javems at February 13, 2023 08:42 PM (AmoqO)

126 The Amalfi coast is stunning. Italy is my favorite place. Except Naples. Naples isn’t stunning.

Posted by: Piper at February 13, 2023 08:42 PM (ZdaMQ)

127 Read the contract, there may be a limit to travel but Portal-to-Portal is normal
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2023 08:32 PM (xhaym

Most people lose weight while in stasis. Congratulations on beating the odds and packing on a few pounds.

Posted by: GLaDOS at February 13, 2023 08:43 PM (7b+Kq)

128
At what point do good people in federal agencies stop listening to the Southern Poverty Law Center and stop pretending that they aren't a progressive/communist NGO and not some holy non partisanfountain of knowledge.

They know exactly what they are. I've seen all good people turn their heads each day so satisfied I'm on my way.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2023 08:43 PM (63Dwl)

129 How many of those Italian houses tumble into the sea during the during the semi-decade earthquake?

Posted by: Beartooth at February 13, 2023 08:43 PM (N52dd)

130 126 The Amalfi coast is stunning. Italy is my favorite place. Except Naples. Naples isn’t stunning.
Posted by: Piper at February 13, 2023 08:42 PM (ZdaMQ)

I actually thought the view of Our Sea was quite beautiful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2023 08:43 PM (CsVWE)

131 The Amalfi coast is stunning. Italy is my favorite place. Except Naples. Naples isn’t stunning.
Posted by: Piper at February 13, 2023 08:42 PM (ZdaMQ)

It's the pall of dense smoke from the Naple Syrup factories, isn't it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2023 08:44 PM (tkR6S)

132 Javems and Piper, I will forever be grateful the Navy took me out of a cottonfield and showed me the world.

Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2023 08:45 PM (MF3yS)

133 See Naples and die.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2023 08:45 PM (63Dwl)

134 I desperately need some cash flow. When I say desperately I mean desperately. I wonder if I get work as a werewolf of Calgary.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 13, 2023 08:46 PM (eGTCV)

135 131 yes, you nailed it!

Posted by: Piper at February 13, 2023 08:46 PM (ZdaMQ)

136 131 The Amalfi coast is stunning. Italy is my favorite place. Except Naples. Naples isn’t stunning.
Posted by: Piper at February 13, 2023 08:42 PM (ZdaMQ)

It's the pall of dense smoke from the Naple Syrup factories, isn't it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2023 08:44 PM (tkR6S)

Well, Vesuvius is right there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2023 08:46 PM (CsVWE)

137 t what point do good people in federal agencies stop listening to the Southern Poverty Law Center and stop pretending that they aren't a progressive/communist NGO and not some holy non partisanfountain of knowledge.

About the same time good folks like Hannity shut up about all those great ham and eggers.

We are way past the point where the flag wavers - and I can name names - are not only not constructive, but a hindrance. Like the typical "every thing is fine" woman in a disaster movie.

Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 13, 2023 08:49 PM (sHJwp)

138 I desperately need some cash flow. When I say desperately I mean desperately. I wonder if I get work as a werewolf of Calgary.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 13, 2023 08:46 PM (eGTCV)

I'll slip you five bucks if you put the bite on the Mayor there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2023 08:50 PM (tkR6S)

139 130 the US has breathtaking landscape, too. Just the diversity of what we have is something to be proud of!

Posted by: Piper at February 13, 2023 08:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

140 There are lots of beautiful places you may or may not want to live. Most, if not all are fucked in some general way that make them less attractive once you live there for some period of time.

Like crime, or homelessness, or war or basic dumbfuckery.

One of the reasons we haven't unassed from this godforsaken hellhole for parts unknown. And we could do it. It'd cost most of our assets, but we'd live like a king and queen for some period of time. Just not long enough to suit our preferences.

But... it might not matter in the long run.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 13, 2023 08:54 PM (Q4IgG)

141 138 I desperately need some cash flow. When I say desperately I mean desperately. I wonder if I get work as a werewolf of Calgary.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 13, 2023 08:46 PM (eGTCV)

I'll slip you five bucks if you put the bite on the Mayor there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2023 08:50 PM (tkR6S)

How about if I rip his lungs out Jim?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 13, 2023 08:55 PM (eGTCV)

142 Here's some singing for you:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=3z665_LiLWI

Posted by: Emmie at February 13, 2023 08:56 PM (Emce2)

143 126 The Amalfi coast is stunning. Italy is my favorite place. Except Naples. Naples isn’t stunning.

Posted by: Piper at February 13, 2023 08:42 PM (ZdaMQ)

They say Naples is like a beautiful woman with dirty feet. We just passed through on way to Sorrento, where we stayed. We enjoyed Sorrento as well.

Posted by: Javems at February 13, 2023 08:56 PM (AmoqO)

144 I'll slip you five bucks if you put the bite on the Mayor there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

How about if I rip his lungs out Jim?
Posted by: N.Lurker

Ahhh Ooooooooo!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2023 08:57 PM (qoGsy)

145 Talked to the guy that used to be my neighbor when I lived in the woods. He had a buddy there that kind of sneered when I said I'd moved to KS. Then he asked how much gas was and I told him what I paid for my house. This place is not as scenic. But rents and houses are cheaper. Gas and groceries are cheaper too. I don't have to worry about living in a tent at the side of the freeway. There's something to be said for that.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 13, 2023 08:58 PM (4IUUf)

146 How about if I rip his lungs out Jim?
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 13, 2023 08:55 PM (eGTCV)

It's a she-Mayor, I think, although I don't know what pronouns it affects this week. Might be a muzzie, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2023 08:59 PM (tkR6S)

147 I suppose I could become a poet and a heroin addict. People would write songs about me.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 13, 2023 08:59 PM (eGTCV)

148 I love how our gov/media/birm is pushing these things as "possible UFO's" as if we'd just be shooting down alien ships willy fucking nilly because Muh America or some shit.

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2023 09:00 PM (BXxcV)

149 144 I'll slip you five bucks if you put the bite on the Mayor there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

How about if I rip his lungs out Jim?
Posted by: N.Lurker

Ahhh Ooooooooo!!!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2023 08:57 PM (qoGsy)

That escalated quickly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2023 09:01 PM (CsVWE)

150 So I've had different people say the best parts of southern Italy to see are;

Positiano
Capri
Ischia
Aeolian Islands
Taormina sicily
Sardinia

Have you been to any of them? What did you like about it?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2023 09:02 PM (lc5cP)

151 132 I am blessed for being an Army Brat first with my dad and then the ex-husband who shall not be named, plus my mom is French, off the boat, it all equaled travel as a I grew up. In my career prior to becoming the Barre Teacher to the Stars, I lead a global org so I got to travel all over the world. My current SO is Italian who grew up back and forth between Italy, MS and NC, hence the connection with going there. I really am lucky with this, it isn’t lost on me at all.

Posted by: Piper at February 13, 2023 09:02 PM (ZdaMQ)

152 151 Piper,

Glad to hear you are happy with your paramour.

The right couple can move mountains.

Posted by: Sven at February 13, 2023 09:04 PM (Lzpvj)

153 152 151 Piper,

Glad to hear you are happy with your paramour.

The right couple can move mountains.
Posted by: Sven at February 13, 2023 09:04 PM (Lzpvj)

You make it sounds like he is her 20 year younger physical fitness trainer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2023 09:07 PM (CsVWE)

154 Piper!

How are you, love?

The rest of you..... I know who you are.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2023 09:10 PM (qtjaJ)

155 152, well Sven, I could use a boatload of counseling to get past the first horror event of my life. We can leave it at me being a really, really awful commitment phobe who can throw up walls faster than small town gossip. Where I am blessed with the travel, I am my own worst enemy in this space. But no one has time for that whiney nonsense! 😂

Posted by: Piper at February 13, 2023 09:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

156 Glad to hear you are happy with your paramour.

The right couple can move mountains.
Posted by: Sven at February 13, 2023 09:04 PM (Lzpvj)

Is an under-paramour better or worse than an over-paramour? Discuss.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2023 09:11 PM (tkR6S)

157 153 oh my goodness, why didn’t THAT happen?!?

Kidding, I won some kind of lottery with this guy who has a southern drawl and speaks fluent Italian, even if he is a year older than me.

Posted by: Piper at February 13, 2023 09:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

158 151 Army brat here, plus 6 years Army and 5 years working international in the oil patch. If I moved overseas it would have to be Normandy. Love Italy but would need the medical care the French can provide.

Posted by: Javems at February 13, 2023 09:13 PM (AmoqO)

159 In today's events it's hard to see GOD's Will. Probably always been that way but today we have things coming at us so fast.

Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2023 09:13 PM (MF3yS)

160 154 @nurse So good, I hope you are too! We did “Date Night at the Barre” for the evening classes tonight. It was hysterical, I am getting ready to put my Insta Reel together from it. Truly a blast!

Posted by: Piper at February 13, 2023 09:16 PM (ZdaMQ)

161 In the interest of building up my fighting spirit I'm watching this.

https://youtu.be/jM8dCGIm6yc

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 13, 2023 09:16 PM (eGTCV)

162 Reports of mass shooting at Michigan State campus. Ongoing.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 13, 2023 09:22 PM (tmARj)

163 There's something about Wolf Totem that increase testosterone. IMHO.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 13, 2023 09:22 PM (eGTCV)

164 Reports of mass shooting at Michigan State campus. Ongoing.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 13, 2023 09:22 PM (tmARj)

——————

OMG, the train has a gun!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 13, 2023 09:22 PM (u73oe)

165 This will get your blood up, The Hu - Wolf Totem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SZuFi9htLA

Posted by: Javems at February 13, 2023 09:24 PM (AmoqO)

166 148 I love how our gov/media/birm is pushing these things as "possible UFO's" as if we'd just be shooting down alien ships willy fucking nilly because Muh America or some shit.

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2023 09:00 PM (BXxcV)

Long, very interesting informed speculation article about what the recent objects are and why the Deep State went from "nothing to worry about" 2 weeks ago, to this weekend's "shoot first, try to ID later" panic mode:

https://tinyurl.com/262xb2mj

The author thinks DoD and Deep State have gone from years of sighting weird UFOs and not being too concerned, to "Holy shit, we've got a serious terrestrial enemy problem here!" I'm not sure what the deal is - not enough info released by Our Betters yet.

Posted by: Gref at February 13, 2023 09:25 PM (AMIL/)

167 >>> 89 At what point do good people in federal agencies stop listening to the Southern Poverty Law Center and stop pretending that they aren't a progressive/communist NGO and not some holy non partisanfountain of knowledge.
Posted by: SPLC at February 13, 2023 08:28 PM (0pLZt)

The feralgov is filled with progressives / communists who believe they are each a holy non partisanfountain of knowledge.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 13, 2023 09:26 PM (llON8)

168 Teresa, hope things continue to improve for Rebecca.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 13, 2023 09:28 PM (llON8)

169 This will get your blood up, The Hu - Wolf Totem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SZuFi9htLA
Posted by: Javems at February 13, 2023 09:24 PM (AmoqO)

That's a good tune. We should arm up the Mongols, and set 'em loose on China again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2023 09:29 PM (tkR6S)

170 Lot of weird shit happening lately. Is that Hadron collider still on? Maybe someone should turn it off.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 13, 2023 09:29 PM (u73oe)

171 Southern Italy seems to be full of both Italians, and . . . other Europeans.

Northern Italy seems to be mostly Italians.

I know where I prefer.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 13, 2023 09:30 PM (8AONa)

172
See Naples and die.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2023 08:45 PM (63Dwl)

See Naples before it dies.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2023 09:30 PM (MoZTd)

173 Red seedless grapes are pretty good...whom am I oppressing by eating these?

Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2023 09:31 PM (AwYPR)

174 169 This will get your blood up, The Hu - Wolf Totem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SZuFi9htLA
Posted by: Javems at February 13, 2023 09:24 PM (AmoqO)

That's a good tune. We should arm up the Mongols, and set 'em loose on China again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2023 09:29 PM (tkR6S)

It gets me out of a mood of defeatism.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 13, 2023 09:31 PM (eGTCV)

175 170 Lot of weird shit happening lately. Is that Hadron collider still on? Maybe someone should turn it off.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 13, 2023 09:29 PM
Until we find out better, it's all an op. Of course we could be in the end times too.

Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2023 09:31 PM (MF3yS)

176 Hearing reports of an active shooter w/ fatalities at Michigan state university

Posted by: weew at February 13, 2023 09:31 PM (+m+uH)

177
Southern Italy seems to be full of both Italians, and . . . other Europeans.

"South of Rome, it's Africa."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2023 09:31 PM (MoZTd)

178 Sorry for your troubles Piper. There's no getting over some stuff, you just have to live with it. Being aware helps. Not placing incorrect feelings of guilt or shame on yourself helps. But it's really about living with it, knowing who you are kind of thing.

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2023 09:32 PM (BXxcV)

179 Heilung can have the same effect on me as Wolf Totem but they're harder for me to listen to.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 13, 2023 09:34 PM (eGTCV)

180 >>> 166 148 I love how our gov/media/birm is pushing these things as "possible UFO's" as if we'd just be shooting down alien ships willy fucking nilly because Muh America or some shit.

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2023 09:00 PM (BXxcV)

Long, very interesting informed speculation article about what the recent objects are and why the Deep State went from "nothing to worry about" 2 weeks ago, to this weekend's "shoot first, try to ID later" panic mode:

https://tinyurl.com/262xb2mj

The author thinks DoD and Deep State have gone from years of sighting weird UFOs and not being too concerned, to "Holy shit, we've got a serious terrestrial enemy problem here!" I'm not sure what the deal is - not enough info released by Our Betters yet.
Posted by: Gref at February 13, 2023 09:25 PM (AMIL/)

So the retards in "leadership" finally noticed, amongst other things, that most (or is it all) civilian-market drones are made in CHYna?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 13, 2023 09:34 PM (llON8)

181 Lot of weird shit happening lately. Is that Hadron collider still on? Maybe someone should turn it off.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

I tore a mattress tag off last week. Could that be it?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2023 09:34 PM (qoGsy)

182 172
See Naples and die.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2023 08:45 PM (63Dwl)

See Naples before it dies.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2023 09:30 PM (MoZTd)

Die without seeing Naples.

Posted by: Door #3 and most likely to occur at February 13, 2023 09:34 PM (7b+Kq)

183 This thread seems to be unusually slow this evening. Everyone hung over from the Super Bowel festivities? Full disclosure: I watched about 4/5 of the game, avoided the half-time show entirely, and ignored the ads as much as I could. And didn't give the NFL one thin dime. It was a pretty good football game.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2023 09:35 PM (tkR6S)

184 178 thank you, you are very kind.

Posted by: Piper at February 13, 2023 09:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

185 167 >>> 89 At what point do good people in federal agencies stop listening to the Southern Poverty Law Center and stop pretending that they aren't a progressive/communist NGO and not some holy non partisanfountain of knowledge.
Posted by: SPLC at February 13, 2023 08:28 PM (0pLZt)

The feralgov is filled with progressives / communists who believe they are each a holy non partisanfountain of knowledge.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
-----------------------
This! I'm a Beltway Bandit, working within the bowels of the five sided nut house in Arlington VA. The FedGov is lost. Work at the local and state level for changes. The Fed Leviathan is your enemy

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2023 09:35 PM (sAmhv)

186 Active shooter at Michigan State University. At least two dead.

https://bit.ly/3XsZfjG

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 13, 2023 09:35 PM (FVME7)

187 Maybe we could get Jeff Goldblum to upload a virus to those balloons.

Posted by: davidt at February 13, 2023 09:36 PM (SYTee)

188 See Naples and die.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2023 08:45 PM (63Dwl)

See Naples before it dies.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2023 09:30 PM (MoZTd)

Die without seeing Naples.
Posted by: Door #3 and most likely to occur

Death or Naples?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 13, 2023 09:37 PM (FVME7)

189 183 This thread seems to be unusually slow this evening. Everyone hung over from the Super Bowel festivities? Full disclosure: I watched about 4/5 of the game, avoided the half-time show entirely, and ignored the ads as much as I could. And didn't give the NFL one thin dime. It was a pretty good football game.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2023 09:35 PM (tkR6S)

Hey. This is the noisiest I've been in weeks.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 13, 2023 09:38 PM (eGTCV)

190 186 ugh. Just got the local station up.

Posted by: Piper at February 13, 2023 09:38 PM (ZdaMQ)

191 So the retards in "leadership" finally noticed, amongst other things, that most (or is it all) civilian-market drones are made in CHYna?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 13, 2023 09:34 PM (llON

Maybe these "weather balloons" are aerial drone-bearers, that carry a flock of small drones across vast distances, and then release them as targets of interest come within range? Could explain the "empty" one with strings hanging off it. Also, balloons are very, very cheap. Send over a hundred decoy balloons for every one that has an intelligence payload.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2023 09:39 PM (tkR6S)

192
Death or Naples?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 13, 2023 09:37 PM (FVME7)

Death in Naples, by Thomas Mann

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2023 09:39 PM (MoZTd)

193 The Hu impregnated women from Beijing to Hungary. So there's probably someone here with Mongolian blood.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 13, 2023 09:40 PM (eGTCV)

194 Death by Naplescide?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2023 09:41 PM (e6UQI)

195 The Hadron Collider tries to simulate or understand what happened at the beginning of the universe. Hey smart people! Here's a clue. Genesis Chapter 1, Verse 1.

Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2023 09:41 PM (MF3yS)

196 Active shooter at Michigan State University. At least two dead.

https://bit.ly/3XsZfjG
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 13, 2023 09:35 PM (FVME7)

Man! That fucker's going to be in real trouble. That's a gun-free zone!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2023 09:41 PM (tkR6S)

197 I like pie Naples. But not on pizza.

Posted by: Upside down cake...mmm... at February 13, 2023 09:41 PM (7b+Kq)

198 At what point do good people in federal agencies stop listening to the Southern Poverty Law Center and stop pretending that they aren't a progressive/communist NGO and not some holy non partisanfountain of knowledge.

About the same time somebody like IronGrampa takes down his "Back the Blue" flag, and stops droning on and on about his oath. First of never. About the same time Hannity stops talking about all those great ham and eggers.

Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 13, 2023 09:42 PM (sHJwp)

199 If J.S. Bach composed I'm a Barbie Girl.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QzSYzQzMSvY

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 13, 2023 09:43 PM (FVME7)

200 187 Maybe we could get Jeff Goldblum to upload a virus to those balloons.
Posted by: davidt at February 13, 2023 09:36 PM (SYTee)

He's dead, so he isn't uploading a damn thing.

Posted by: On the internet, so it must be true at February 13, 2023 09:44 PM (7b+Kq)

201 He's dead, so he isn't uploading a damn thing.
Posted by: On the internet, so it must be true at February 13, 2023 09:44 PM (7b+Kq)

He will be missed.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 13, 2023 09:44 PM (yQpMk)

202 News reports range from 1-5 dead and multiple injuries, which means not much at all is known yet.

Posted by: Piper at February 13, 2023 09:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

203 F-16 pilot: "Fox 1! Fox 1!"

*pause*

"Well crap. Fox 2! Fox 2!"

"That's better"

Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2023 09:46 PM (anj39)

204 200 187 Maybe we could get Jeff Goldblum to upload a virus to those balloons.
Posted by: davidt at February 13, 2023 09:36 PM (SYTee)

He's dead, so he isn't uploading a damn thing.

Posted by: On the internet, so it must be true at February 13, 2023 09:44 PM (7b+Kq)

Was he in Naples?

Posted by: davidt at February 13, 2023 09:47 PM (SYTee)

205 News reports range from 1-5 dead and multiple injuries, which means not much at all is known yet.
Posted by: Piper at February 13, 2023 09:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

The only thing we know for certain at the moment is that the media will manage to get several crucial facts completely wrong.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2023 09:48 PM (tkR6S)

206 198 Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 13, 2023 09:42 PM (sHJwp)

You seldom see people stopping the things that gave them the strength to do mighty things.

I will never stop not stopping, I am not particularly cute, I am not particularly physically gifted anymore, what I am is resolute and resourceful.

IG ran on honor and duty, Hannity ran on "our great values" and the communists run on "by any means necessary."

When people warned a lot of good normal Americans that there were actual no bullshit communists infiltrating the civil service under Clinton people shrugged and said "this is all over a blowjob."

Well "sure."

Herer we sit, Clinton being a moral failure who got to keep his job begat Obama not being able to be criticized on any plane begat a literal cognitively impaired serial liar....

they say victory has a thousand fathers and failure is an orphan....

I'd say this failure has about 71 milliion parents.

Posted by: sven at February 13, 2023 09:49 PM (Lzpvj)

207 News reports range from 1-5 dead and multiple injuries, which means not much at all is known yet.
Posted by: Piper at February 13, 2023 09:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

The only thing we know for certain at the moment is that the media will manage to get several crucial facts completely wrong.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2023 09:48 PM (tkR6S)

And blame it on Trump.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 13, 2023 09:50 PM (tp+tP)

208 Active shooter at Michigan State....

We'll know if it is MAGA country gone wild by whether it is still in news in 36 hours....

my money is on "not."

Posted by: sven at February 13, 2023 09:50 PM (Lzpvj)

209 151 132 I am blessed for being an Army Brat first with my dad and then the ex-husband who shall not be named, plus my mom is French, off the boat, it all equaled travel as a I grew up. In my career prior to becoming the Barre Teacher to the Stars, I lead a global org so I got to travel all over the world. My current SO is Italian who grew up back and forth between Italy, MS and NC, hence the connection with going there. I really am lucky with this, it isn’t lost on me at all.
Posted by: Piper at February 13, 2023 09:02 PM (ZdaMQ)

Piper, that sounds like a fantastic life. Awesome.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 13, 2023 09:51 PM (npeeX)

210
The only thing we know for certain at the moment is that the media will manage to get several crucial facts completely wrong.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2023 09:48 PM (tkR6S)

And all those mistaken facts will, as usual, be biased against Deplorables.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2023 09:51 PM (MoZTd)

211 The Hu impregnated women from Beijing to Hungary. So there's probably someone here with Mongolian blood.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 13, 2023 09:40 PM (eGTCV)

Oh, I hate-a Mongorians!!!

Posted by: Lu Kim at February 13, 2023 09:52 PM (tp+tP)

212 126 The Amalfi coast is stunning. Italy is my favorite place. Except Naples. Naples isn’t stunning.
Posted by: Piper at February 13, 2023 08:42 PM (ZdaMQ)

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Pompeii and Herculaneum are definitely worth a look-see.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 13, 2023 09:53 PM (Qzn2/)

213 210 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2023 09:51 PM (MoZTd)

I think my favorite media idiocy was their trying to make the Congressional baseball shooter a Republican.

That or the DC sniper mess, given I was living at Aberdeen then and golly I got rousted twice when they were "profiling."

Other than the shooter not being a loner, not being white, and not driving a van they got everything right.

Posted by: sven at February 13, 2023 09:54 PM (Lzpvj)

214 You seldom see people stopping the things that gave them the strength to do mighty things.

Exactly right, in your own way. Perfectly stated.

Nobody here, that is loud and proud, was ever poor during Reagan. Not a damn one. Nobody was poor during Reagan, if the narrative is to be believed. Rising tide, and all that.

It's not even a matter of "mighty things". Simply a matter of personal profit.

Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 13, 2023 09:59 PM (sHJwp)

215 The author thinks DoD and Deep State have gone from years of sighting weird UFOs and not being too concerned, to "Holy shit, we've got a serious terrestrial enemy problem here!" I'm not sure what the deal is - not enough info released by Our Betters yet.
Posted by: Gref at February 13, 2023 09:25 PM (AMIL/)

I'm inclined to agree.
Hypothesized over a year ago the ufo's were drones and very good ones...and not ours. There is a game of brinksmanship going on, and ol Joe ain't doing it right.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2023 10:00 PM (anj39)

216 214 Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 13, 2023 09:59 PM (sHJwp)

I was poor during Reagan, applying the philosophy he advocated allowed me to climb out.

That is my power.

Posted by: sven at February 13, 2023 10:02 PM (Lzpvj)

217 I was poor during Reagan, applying the philosophy he advocated allowed me to climb out.

That is my power.

Posted by: sven at February 13, 2023 10:02 PM (Lzpvj)

At this point, I don't know what to tell you. Reagan was just a cat that I saw shot on TV, while we bounced from relative to relative.

I also was left kinda' speechless like this when Elvis died. When Lennon died. When Bear Bryant died. Lots of folks around me seemed to think it was a big deal. I wondered why they acted so stupid about it.

Of course, I also wondered why they hung on the preacher's every word every Sunday.

Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 13, 2023 10:06 PM (sHJwp)

218 217 Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 13, 2023 10:06 PM (sHJwp)

I don't know what to tell you, Reagan advocated that the greatness of America was in every American. I grew up in a country that was convinced it was going to lose to the Soviets in the "smart set." Reagan was a rejection of that and a belief in us.

Posted by: sven at February 13, 2023 10:19 PM (Lzpvj)

219 I'm making $100 an hour working from home. i was greatly surprised at the same time as my neighbour advised me she changed into averaging $100 however I see the way it works now. I experience mass freedom now that I'm my non-public boss.
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