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Senator Fetterman -- that physically hurts to write -- was rushed to the hospital due to feeling "light-headed."

I've had a look at that deformed melon. Light it is not.

One night after attending the State of the Union address with other members of Congress, Sen. John Fetterman, D-Pa., spent last night in the hospital. His office says Fetterman reported feeling lightheaded on Wednesday, and was kept overnight for observation.
The senator is in good spirits and has been talking with his staff and family, his office said.

Uh huh. His whore-witch wife is relaying his "words" through a Ouija board.

Good work, Pennsylvania, on electing Senator Frankenestein.

Wait, I'm sorry, "Frankenstein" was the name of the doctor who created him, not the creature itself.

I meant to say "Good work, Pennsylvania, on electing Senator Frankenstein's Monster." There you go, Monster-Pedants.

Anthony Fauci, who is literally made of Science, has submitted a scientific paper admitting that the vaccines he publicly claimed would stop transmission of covid had virtually no hope of doing so.

I linked this story yesterday but it turns out I underplayed just how stunning a reversal Fauci is now confessing.

To be clear, Fauci is not claiming that the vaccines were utterly worthless. He still maintains that in certain specific cases--atypical, but the ones that generally kill you--the vaccines serve as a sort of pre-treatment. Not a great one, but a somewhat effective one. But he flat out admits that the claims about the vaccine possibly preventing infection and transmission are simply bogus and always were.
No, I am not exaggerating. He even admits that flu vaccines would never meet the standard to pass muster for use if they were for any other virus. Fascinating. And hardly how they are advertised.

Here's one quote from the paper:

As of 2022, after more than 60 years of experience with influenza vaccines, very little improvement in vaccine prevention of infection has been noted. As pointed out decades ago, and still true today, the rates of effectiveness of our best approved influenza vaccines would be inadequate for licensure for most other vaccine-preventable diseases. Even decades-long efforts to develop better, so-called "universal" influenza vaccines--vaccines that would create more broadly protective immunity, preferably lasting over longer time periods--have not yet resulted in next-generation, broadly protective vaccines, although a large number of experimental vaccines are in preclinical or early clinical development.

He writes that the successful true vaccines for measles, mumps, and rubella gave rise to hope that similar vaccines could be developed for respiratory viruses.

But he then points out that "Science," represented in his physical body, has long known that respiratory viruses work differently and could never be truly vaccinated against.

In stark contrast, the non-systemic respiratory viruses such as influenza viruses, SARS-CoV-2, and RSV tend to have significantly shorter incubation periods (Table 1) and rapid courses of viral replication. They replicate predominantly in local mucosal tissue, without causing viremia, and do not significantly encounter the systemic immune system or the full force of adaptive immune responses, which take at least 5--7 days to mature, usually well after the peak of viral replication and onward transmission to others.

In other words: Because these viruses incubate in the mucosal tissues (nose, lung tissues) and not the bloodstream or the body as a whole, they do not encounter the body's immuno defense system until after they've already begun sporing off out of the mucosal tissues to infect other people.

So: No vaccine injected into the body will ever be of much use in keeping mucosal viruses from spreading person-to-person.

And he always knew this, he says now.

Just another thing he lied and lied and lied about, in his role as Science Personified, to achieve the political objective of Making People Do What a Power-Mad Bureaucrat wants them to do.

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BREAKING: Fired Twitter censor James Baker just testified he was hired at Twitter by Sean Edgett, whom records show formerly worked for Latham & Watkins--the same law firm that employs Hunter Biden's attorney Chris Clark, who is defending him against incriminating laptop evidence

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Former Twitter censor James Baker is stonewalling questions by claiming "attorney-client privilege" even though he is no longer employed as a Twitter attorney: "I believe i have ethical responsibilities to my former client"

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@paulsperry_
Feb 8
FYI: James Baker was under congressional notice to preserve all documents related to censorship of the NY Post story at the time he was screening documents for Elon Musk's #TwitterFiles project, unbeknown to Musk and independent journos Taibbi and Weiss

Disney's losses in its CRT and Queer Theory indoctrination project for children, called "Disney+" (like LGBTQ+), weren't as bad as expected. Big win for Iger!

Smaller subscriber losses and a beat on the top and bottom lines were the highlights of Disney's fiscal first-quarter earnings report.
While the company's linear TV and direct-to-consumer units struggled during the period, its theme parks saw significant growth year-over-year.
Shares of the company were up 5% after the bell.
...
With CEO Bob Iger back at the helm, Disney is seeking to make a "significant transformation" of its business by reducing expenses and putting the creative power back in the hands of its content creators.

Yeah that's not a good thing; that's how we get Disney+ indoctrinating kids with reparations propaganda and pushing 1619 style conspiracy theories like "Lincoln didn't really free the slaves."

Bob Chapek had reportedly angered Hollywood by working to bring Disney's gonzo woke "content creators" back under the control of profit-minded management. Hollywood likes that the leftwing ideologue Iger is letting the "creatives" fly their freak flags unfettered without having to worry about corporate higher-ups asking, "But will this actually make money, or lose us money?"

Although the Restore the Magic website seems to be unvailable, the Ace of Spades Investment Group sees no reason to change its recommendation, which is for Disney shareholders to give their proxy votes to the Trian Investment Group, or vote themselves for Norman Peltz to join the board of directors. Bob Iger must be put under close watch.

Iger is known to be running for the nomination for president of the United States, for the Democrat Party. He will destroy trillions of Disney shareholder value rather than take a single step that might cause anyone on the extreme left to criticize him as Insufficently Leftwing and Woke.

By the way, a lot of the subscribers Disney lost were through "Hot Star," an international mobile services provider that bundles Disney with subscriptions for very little money. Forty-five cents per month, I've heard. They pad their subscriber counts with those 45-cent-per month subscriptions. On the plus side, it doesn't hurt them that much when they lose them.

We can do more. We must do more.

Though it's interesting to see so many people from the world's second largest country (India) deciding they don't want their kids force-fed Disney's "Not So Secret Gay Agenda."

Here's a real LOL: Google debuted its own AI chatbot, called "Bard." (So gay and pompous with the names.) This Google hopes will rival ChatGPT, Microsoft's/Bill Gates' destroy-the-world AI.

But Bard made a factual mistake in its debut:

A Google ad shared on Twitter on Feb. 6 touting its ChatGPT rival Bard showed the chatbot giving an incorrect answer. In the promotional video, the AI tool is asked "What new discoveries from the James Webb Space Telescope [JWST] can I tell my 9 year old about?" In its response, Bard answers that JWST took the "very first pictures" of an exoplanet outside our solar system. Yet the first image of an exoplanet was taken by the European Southern Observatory's Very Large Telescope in 2004, according to NASA.

Hey, I feel ya, "Bard." A couple of weeks ago I got snookered by an obviously-reversed video of a sugar skull being dissolved in hot oil.

I'm sure that such a minor error won't cost Google too much.

The company's stock was hit hard. Alphabet's stock fell by 9% by market close yesterday (Feb. , shaving $100 billion off the giant's market cap. Microsoft's share price instead rose 3%.

OOooooftt. LOL.

I'm not happy that Microsoft gained value, but on the plus side, Bill Gates is bloated and spherical and disgusting and will probably go to that Great Pedo Island in the Sky pretty soon.

The article suggests that the inclusion of the debut of "Bard" was rushed and last-minute.

I sure hope no Googlers get fired.

A response to the Trans Extremists perpetually trying to cancel the world's wealthiest self-made woman:

Dude hits the nail on the head on how I feel about this whole Hogwarts Legacy BS that's been going around. pic.twitter.com/e3Mtpq7jcw
— ᛈᛟᛈᛖ ᛟᚠ ᛏᚺᛖ ᚹᚨᚠᛚᛖᛋ (@PopeWaffles) February 8, 2023

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1 PA owns this

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 09, 2023 06:39 PM (oWBc3)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 06:39 PM (vf0Uk)

3 Greys, man. We're grays.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 06:40 PM (vf0Uk)

4 Wouldn’t be a day without loose tags.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 09, 2023 06:40 PM (u73oe)

5 Pandemic of the Unvaccinated

I remember.

Posted by: ... at February 09, 2023 06:40 PM (V9VL1)

6 Fetterman.......I hope he's all vaxxed and boosted up. He needs extra protection from the covids.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 06:40 PM (vf0Uk)

7 The funny thing is...

It *was* a Pandemic of the Unvaccinated.

Because NO ONE was fucking vaccinated.

Posted by: ... at February 09, 2023 06:41 PM (V9VL1)

8 Fetterman felt 'woozie'.

Posted by: micky at February 09, 2023 06:41 PM (3byMq)

9 No, I am not exaggerating. He even admits that flu vaccines would never meet the standard to pass muster for use if they were for any other virus. Fascinating. And hardly how they are advertised.

This is OUR shot.

- - John Legend

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 06:41 PM (vf0Uk)

10 I'm FLYING!!!!

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 09, 2023 06:42 PM (vf0Uk)

11 Good work, Pennsylvania, on electing Senator Frankenestein

..

Tee hee!

Posted by: PA Voters at February 09, 2023 06:42 PM (4Lg20)

12 Marginally sympathetic with Fetterman. Attending the State of the Union address might have left anyone feeling queasy.

Posted by: Peter Strzok at February 09, 2023 06:43 PM (yMEwp)

13 In all seriousness, the people of Pennsylvania, own this mess. You let it happen, there is no excuse for Philly or fraud or Oz. You let this happen. The damn shame is all of us have to deal with the consequence. Ben Franklin is laughing his ass off.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 09, 2023 06:43 PM (oWBc3)

14 But he flat out admits that the claims about the vaccine possibly preventing infection and transmission are simply bogus and always were.
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And screw George Santos for ever making us think different!

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 06:43 PM (krQz2)

15 >The senator is in good spirits and has been blinking at his staff and family, his office said.

Posted by: DB at February 09, 2023 06:43 PM (geLO8)

16 Former Twitter censor James Baker is stonewalling questions by claiming "attorney-client privilege" even though he is no longer employed as a Twitter attorney: "I believe i have ethical responsibilities to my former client"

"The rules apply how I f*cking WANT them to apply, you cons."

- - Every DC Libf*ck

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 06:43 PM (vf0Uk)

17 His whore-witch wife is relaying his "words" through a Ouija board.
___________________

Like with Hector Salamanca.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 09, 2023 06:43 PM (SIZS3)

18 Possibly the most important observation from the Webb telescope is that the speed of light...may not be a constant in the Universe, as we know it.

If that is true, it could literally turn a lot of physics science on its head. But the science was settled!

I also think that there is a movement afoot in astronomical science and physics to suppress this "finding".

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at February 09, 2023 06:44 PM (tjZg/)

19 I meant to say "Good work, Pennsylvania, on electing Senator Frankenstein's Monster." There you go, Monster-Pedants.

I think that really should be "Frankenstein's Senator Monster".

*pushes up glasses*

Posted by: That guy who steps on every joke at February 09, 2023 06:44 PM (wGeit)

20 Pennsylvania has also just elected a Democrat House for the first time in a decade. They cheated, ahem, "won" a special election that gave them control. Adios Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 09, 2023 06:45 PM (J47y1)

21 "I murdered you and your family. TEEHEE!"

- - The Fauci Fairy Fluttering About

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 06:45 PM (vf0Uk)

22 Soothing gray...

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at February 09, 2023 06:45 PM (VXO1T)

23 " In all seriousness, the people of Pennsylvania, own this mess."

Hey, he met the requirements!

Posted by: PA voters at February 09, 2023 06:45 PM (jTmQV)

24 The hell?

Posted by: Weasel at February 09, 2023 06:46 PM (WoIMU)

25 Quick,hit me uh oh never mind

Posted by: Ben Had at February 09, 2023 06:46 PM (XOreR)

26 I still can't believe Lumpy Fetterlump was "elected." hell, the two headed guy from that turrible Rifftrax movie with Bruce Dern would have been preferable. I forget the name of said movie, because it sucked.

Except Kasey Casem was in it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 09, 2023 06:46 PM (UQUAY)

27 Frankenstein's Senator Monster

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Frankenstein's Monster Senator

* Tightens librarian bun

Posted by: Just Lily at February 09, 2023 06:46 PM (RLLZj)

28 Henry F. Potter > Harry Potter

Posted by: Zombie George Bailey at February 09, 2023 06:47 PM (R/m4+)

29 I hope Fetterman didn't bump his head or his lump as that would prohibit him wearing his lucky fly-eagles-fly leather helmet and shoulder-ma-pads for the big game!

You painted your face? Gotta support the team -- Puddy

Posted by: micky at February 09, 2023 06:47 PM (3byMq)

30 And to be clear, as a Texan I own that asshole LBJ, even though I wasn't voting age until 72. Accountability sucks and I still hate the 26th Amendment.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 09, 2023 06:47 PM (oWBc3)

31 Weasel, fancy meeting you here

Posted by: Ben Had at February 09, 2023 06:47 PM (XOreR)

32 Posted by: Ben Had at February 09, 2023 06:47 PM (XOreR)

You get your internet woes resolved yet?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 06:48 PM (vf0Uk)

33 31 Weasel, fancy meeting you here
Posted by: Ben Had at February 09, 2023 06:47 PM (XOreR)
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I know! What are the chances?!

Posted by: Weasel at February 09, 2023 06:48 PM (WoIMU)

34 Thing is, though, that he is a senator. This goes way beyond just Pennsylvania.

*pulls emergency brake*

lemme the fuck off of this place.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 09, 2023 06:49 PM (UQUAY)

35 >>The senator is in good spirits and has been talking with his staff and family, his office said.

Talking. More like a series of grunts, squeaks, whistles and snaps.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2023 06:49 PM (ZLI7S)

36 We're not grey anymore. No grays.

Ace is graycist.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 06:49 PM (vf0Uk)

37 Have you seen that some people have figured out how to get around ChatGPT's Woke restrictions? They get it to play a "game" where it provides two responses, one where it behaves normally and the other where it acts like an AI without those restrictions.

Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2023 06:49 PM (aRLgQ)

38 I still can't believe Lumpy Fetterlump was "elected."
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He's an excellent reflection of his constituents. Now that I better understand Pennsylvanians I can place them properly at the very low end of this country's citizens. Just ahead of California.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 09, 2023 06:49 PM (fs1hN)

39 >Talking. More like a series of grunts, squeaks, whistles and snaps.

Posted by: JackStraw

IT'S ALIVE!!

Posted by: DB at February 09, 2023 06:50 PM (geLO8)

40 JK Rowling is VIOLENCE!

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 06:51 PM (krQz2)

41 The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 06:51 PM (vf0Uk)

42 I am hearing the Animals, We Gotta Get Outa this Place.

total coincidink.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 09, 2023 06:51 PM (UQUAY)

43 38 I still can't believe Lumpy Fetterlump was "elected."
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He's an excellent reflection of his constituents. Now that I better understand Pennsylvanians I can place them properly at the very low end of this country's citizens. Just ahead of California.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 09, 2023 06:49 PM (fs1hN)

Whew. That's a relief.

Posted by: Illinois at February 09, 2023 06:51 PM (PiwSw)

44 Hiya

Posted by: JT at February 09, 2023 06:52 PM (T4tVD)

45 His office says Fetterman reported feeling lightheaded on Wednesday

Am I over Montana yet?

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 09, 2023 06:52 PM (CaJIi)

46 Kill them all. Let the Lord sort them out.

Posted by: Archer at February 09, 2023 06:52 PM (gmo/4)

47 >I meant to say "Good work, Pennsylvania, on electing Senator Frankenstein's Monster." There you go, Monster-Pedants.

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Combination of AWFLs/neurotic Main Line wine Moms pining for unfettered abortion and Oz being a terrible candidate.

Posted by: Agent Smith at February 09, 2023 06:53 PM (gryET)

48 35 Talking with staff and family. Reciting lyrics to the Witchdoctor Song. OO EE OO Ah Ah, ting, tang wadda wadda bing bang.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 09, 2023 06:53 PM (lz5hY)

49 But he flat out admits that the claims about the vaccine possibly preventing infection and transmission are simply bogus and always were.

I'm going to need people to line up to tongue my asshole as an apology.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2023 06:53 PM (G8h7g)

50 JK Rowling is VIOLENCE!
Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 06:51 PM (krQz2)

"Burning her alive in her mansion as we roast marshmallows is speech."

- - pAntifa & The Homo Mafia

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 06:53 PM (vf0Uk)

51 The new Iger sanctions.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 06:53 PM (Vwz3I)

52 It will be purty funny when Lumpy is elected to his 5th term

a beloved statesman

Posted by: REDACTED at February 09, 2023 06:54 PM (us2H3)

53 What they misunderstood is that Fetterman said he felt light on his head and feeling anything past the lump was scary to him.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 06:54 PM (krQz2)

54 Sponge,,still.working on it. fd has come up with a maybe solution. Next best thing is I can shoot the mf"er in the pasture with that big ass sow

Posted by: Ben Had at February 09, 2023 06:54 PM (XOreR)

55
I'm going to need people to line up to tongue my asshole as an apology.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2023 06:53 PM (G8h7g)

You forgot "after a night of drinking Dos Equis and eating Taco Bell."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 06:54 PM (vf0Uk)

56 I missed the S. Hersh thread, but I wanted to add this.
The various 3 letter agencies he railed against in the 1970s are still there, and are still as evil as ever.
We, on this blog may be late to that particular party, but better late than never.

Posted by: gourman du jour remembers at February 09, 2023 06:55 PM (jTmQV)

57 ting-tang walla walla bing bang

Posted by: micky at February 09, 2023 06:55 PM (3byMq)

58 Sponge,,still.working on it. fd has come up with a maybe solution. Next best thing is I can shoot the mf"er in the pasture with that big ass sow

Posted by: Ben Had at February 09, 2023 06:54 PM (XOreR)

At least you have a plan.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 06:55 PM (vf0Uk)

59 That Hogwarts guy did a pretty good job of telling himself off.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 09, 2023 06:55 PM (gv7Yb)

60 35 >>The senator is in good spirits and has been talking with his staff and family, his office said.

Talking. More like a series of grunts, squeaks, whistles and snaps.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2023 06:49 PM (ZLI7S)

He actually said "So long and thanks for all the fish."

Posted by: The Dolphins at February 09, 2023 06:55 PM (PiwSw)

61 I'm pretty sure the turning on the Large Hadron Collider switched our normal timeline.
Witness - "Senator" Fetterman.

Posted by: RI Red at February 09, 2023 06:55 PM (htqMd)

62 Off fibbie sock!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 09, 2023 06:56 PM (gryET)

63 It will be purty funny when Lumpy is elected to his 5th term

a beloved statesman
Posted by: REDACTED at February 09, 2023 06:54 PM (us2H3)
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Let's name a lamppost in his honor!

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 06:56 PM (krQz2)

64 It will be purty funny when Lumpy is elected to his 5th term

a beloved statesman

Posted by: REDACTED at February 09, 2023 06:54 PM (us2H3)

Instead of "Lion of the Senate" insert "Lump of the Senate"

Posted by: Archer at February 09, 2023 06:56 PM (gmo/4)

65 Imagine how unhealthy you are when you have to be admitted to the hospital for things that normal people can just sit down to fix.

Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 09, 2023 06:57 PM (kIrFD)

66 I think Fetterman was aborted as an infant, just no one remembered to tell him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 06:57 PM (vf0Uk)

67 Instead of "Lion of the Senate" insert "Lump of the Senate"

Posted by: Archer

Lumpy Rutherford, Sen PA.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2023 06:57 PM (G8h7g)

68 Witness - "Senator" Fetterman.
Posted by: RI Red at February 09, 2023 06:55 PM (htqMd)
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Senate her! I barely knew her!

Posted by: Senator John Fetterman at February 09, 2023 06:58 PM (krQz2)

69 I think Fetterman was aborted as an infant, just no one remembered to tell him.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 06:57 PM (vf0Uk)

Hopefully Kuato will step in. he seems to have shit figured out.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 09, 2023 06:58 PM (UQUAY)

70 63 PA can't name a lamp post after Lumpy. Tom Ridge already has them all.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 09, 2023 06:58 PM (lz5hY)

71 A thousand pounds of bacon , ham and ribs ran across .y pasture this morning

Posted by: Ben Had at February 09, 2023 06:58 PM (XOreR)

72 Kill them all. Let the Lord sort them out.
Posted by: Archer

You just tapped a brain memory from my yute. Anyone remember the BS slogans enlisted soldiers were coerced to say when saluting officers? Nike Hercules nuke batteries had "Nuke 'em till they glow" and the officer would return "sort 'em out in the dark".

Best damned unit I was ever in. They embraced the suck, and hugged it in for hickeys and reach arounds.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 09, 2023 06:58 PM (3CCua)

73 he story is set in a future where computers play a central role in organizing society. Humans are employed as computer operators, but they leave most of the thinking to machines. Indeed, whilst binary programming is taught at school, reading and writing have become obsolete.

The story concerns a pair of boys who dismantle and upgrade an old Bard, a child's computer whose sole function is to generate random fairy tales.

Sound familiar?

It is the beginning of a plot summary of a short story published by Isaac Asimov in 1956.
https://is.gd/uvK0uV

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 09, 2023 06:59 PM (gv7Yb)

74 Someone needs to Photoshop Lump as the chinese spy balloon

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 09, 2023 07:00 PM (fUnHJ)

75

Those still interested in chicken eggs may be pleased to hear that the egg market is stabilizing, at least in wholesale.

“Wholesale prices have actually been trending lower for the past six weeks,” said Karyn Rispoli, egg market reporter at Urner Barry, a provider of protein market data. She said those prices are down 52% compared to the all-time highs reached in December.

In the grocery store, egg prices remain elevated, Rispoli noted: “Grocers are not yet passing along those savings.”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2023 07:00 PM (63Dwl)

76 Gee, I sure hope Senator Lumpy gets well and one day he can get elected to the White House.

Right Wally?

Posted by: Beaver Cleaver at February 09, 2023 07:00 PM (R/m4+)

77 meant to say "Good work, Pennsylvania, on electing Senator Frankenstein's Monster." There you go, Monster-Pedants.

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Combination of AWFLs/neurotic Main Line wine Moms pining for unfettered abortion and Oz being a terrible candidate.

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Nonsense.

Massive cheating. That was the entire point of pretending women cared about abortion so much and were turning out in record numbers to continue a horrible economy and sky-high inflation.

Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 09, 2023 07:01 PM (kIrFD)

78 Should Fetterstein drop dead from Lumpitosis, I'll point and laugh till the end of time.

PA was told clearly that the man was crippled from previous strokes and not fit to serve.

I'd require that the prop up the corpse on the (D)em side of the Senate, and proceed to let it rot over the course of the next five.point something years. Something stinks in Dem-mark? Yes, and it's right over there at the Pennsylvania Desk.

Couldn't be any less articulate than the track-suited corspe flower now holding that seat, anyway.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 09, 2023 07:01 PM (e6UQI)

79 One thing to consider about the egg crisis: A periodical posted a study that egg membranes help guard against infection by Covid 19 strains.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 07:02 PM (krQz2)

80 How many times do I have to tell you

That "sugar skull" was a WAX candle, Lamont.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 09, 2023 07:02 PM (jZmoD)

81 Posted by: BifBewalski at February 09, 2023 06:58 PM (3CCua)

Ours at AIT (Fort Sam) was lame: Soldier Medic, Sir!

Fooking hated having to say that.

Always wanted something like "Death from above" or "Tonight we dine in Hell!" or "Stop picking at that; it'll get infected!"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 09, 2023 07:03 PM (UQUAY)

82 So the real question is, which way will Fetterman go? Will he go the Captain Christopher Pike option, getting rolled around in a life support chair and his wife interpreting the flashing light/beeps from his chair?

Or will he go the Futurama option and have his wife carrying his head around in a jar, floating silently as she 'interprets' his bobbing in the jar?

I'm betting on the Pike route.

Posted by: Silentbrick at February 09, 2023 07:03 PM (C2BWC)

83 Lumpy felt light-headed?

Well, he's a dim bulb, so I'm guessing the light was low-wattage.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2023 07:03 PM (bW8dp)

84 Pulls my Stetson down. They couldn't shoot that balloon down over land because some redneck like me would get to the debris first

Posted by: Ben Had at February 09, 2023 07:04 PM (XOreR)

85 Or. "you gonna eat that?"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 09, 2023 07:04 PM (UQUAY)

86 Wait, James Carville called people white trash? Oh no he didn't. The king of Louisiana trailer parks actually went there? Awesome, so LSU.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 09, 2023 07:04 PM (oWBc3)

87 How many quotations around elected do I need to put to indicate national elections haven't counted in my state of residence, PA, since 2020?

Posted by: Crazy to be sane at February 09, 2023 07:04 PM (qnyv5)

88 Lump Fetterman > Arlen Specter?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 09, 2023 07:04 PM (SIZS3)

89 82 So the real question is, which way will Fetterman go? Will he go the Captain Christopher Pike option, getting rolled around in a life support chair and his wife interpreting the flashing light/beeps from his chair?

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One beep: Aye
Two beeps: Nay
Three beeps: change my diaper

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 09, 2023 07:05 PM (Qzn2/)

90 75 I was at the dollar store today, and the eggs were $3.79 a dozen. Pigeon size. Still over $5 for extra large at the grocers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 09, 2023 07:05 PM (lz5hY)

91 16 Former Twitter censor James Baker is stonewalling questions by claiming "attorney-client privilege" even though he is no longer employed as a Twitter attorney: "I believe i have ethical responsibilities to my former client"

"The rules apply how I f*cking WANT them to apply, you cons."

- - Every DC Libf*ck
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 06:43 PM (vf0Uk)

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Elon Musk owns Twitter. He could say, "we release you from the attorney client privilege and want you to answer the Congressional questions honestly and without reservation."

Of course, attorney client privilege doesn't hold if you're part of an illegal government conspiracy to suppress the speech rights of Americans.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 09, 2023 07:06 PM (ffUJI)

92
Always wanted something like "Death from above" or "Tonight we dine in Hell!" or "Stop picking at that; it'll get infected!"
Posted by: Pug Mahon

I can totally see a crusty cigarette smoking e-7 saluting a 23 year old o-1, with "stop picking at that"

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 09, 2023 07:06 PM (3CCua)

93 The senator is in good spirits and has been talking with his staff and family, his office said.

Translation: he's drugged up and said "sneezpurple" to a staffer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2023 07:06 PM (0hOvj)

94 @Breaking911 · 28m
Purina Dog Food Recalled; Could Cause Vomiting, Kidney Failure

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Includes List of recalled bags:

https://tinyurl.com/y67w92vv

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 07:06 PM (Vwz3I)

95 > Always wanted something like "Death from above"

Pretty soon there'll be a Flaming Tranny Division, where it's going to be something like "OOOOH my GOOOOD! I broke a nail!".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2023 07:06 PM (bW8dp)

96 I'll say one thing: Lumpy Fetterman looks better since he got his pig tusks remove. kinda scary before.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 09, 2023 07:06 PM (UQUAY)

97 Nonsense.

Massive cheating. That was the entire point of pretending women cared about abortion so much and were turning out in record numbers to continue a horrible economy and sky-high inflation.

Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 09, 2023 07:01 PM

Like it or not, the vast majority of liberal women are one issue voters and that issue is abortion and they will crawl across broken glass to vote for abortion. Eliminating roe vs. wade turned them out in blue States in record numbers. It also did not help when senator stupid idiot graham introduced a nation wide abortion ban less than two months before the election. I still maintain that he did that on purpose to tank the red wave.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 09, 2023 07:07 PM (uNylN)

98 What a wonderful Republic we have that it can attract a commitment to public service from a man as remarkable as Lumpy Fetterman.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 09, 2023 07:07 PM (Qzn2/)

99 He's still in the hospital? That's more than observation.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 09, 2023 07:07 PM (bZMpx)

100 Don’t thank PA voters for Senator Thing, thank election fraud.

Posted by: Biff at February 09, 2023 07:07 PM (2DGzs)

101 That Fetterlump bitch has no sinecure.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 09, 2023 07:07 PM (XOreR)

102 > One beep: Aye

He's basically Hector Salamanca at this stage. Except without the ruthless but keen criminal mind.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2023 07:07 PM (bW8dp)

103 My record I f calling politicians stroking out long before their term isn't good, but Fettermonster isn't I think even on the Leftists expected to make 6 years. I think not even this year,

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2023 07:07 PM (xhxe8)

104 84 Shoot down the balloon, set up a roadside stand selling souvenir balloon parts and boiled peanuts. Piss off Jim Carville.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 09, 2023 07:08 PM (lz5hY)

105 Pulls my Stetson down. They couldn't shoot that balloon down over land because some redneck like me would get to the debris first
Posted by: Ben Had at February 09, 2023 07:04 PM

Here's for all our redneck girls:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbPhOmXJiII

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2023 07:08 PM (a3Q+t)

106 > from a man as remarkable

He's only remarkable if you take off his shirt and use him as a whiteboard.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2023 07:08 PM (bW8dp)

107 The gaming group I used to regulary GM had a battlecry: "Loot the dead!!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2023 07:09 PM (0hOvj)

108 Like it or not, the vast majority of liberal women are one issue voters and that issue is abortion and they will crawl across broken glass to vote for abortion. Eliminating roe vs. wade turned them out in blue States in record numbers. It also did not help when senator stupid idiot graham introduced a nation wide abortion ban less than two months before the election. I still maintain that he did that on purpose to tank the red wave.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 09, 2023 07:07 PM (uNylN)

Democrat turnout was actually really bad in 2022. The vote totals were just exactly where they needed to be.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 09, 2023 07:10 PM (eYoxG)

109 Like it or not, the vast majority of liberal women are one issue voters and that issue is abortion and they will crawl across broken glass to vote for abortion.

And they make up about 20% of the electorate, so...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2023 07:10 PM (0hOvj)

110 Pulls my Stetson down. They couldn't shoot that balloon down over land because some redneck like me would get to the debris first
Posted by: Ben Had

They could have shot it down over Montana. They have fast response teams out of Minot, ND for nuke silos. They could have had teams moving as they lined up the shot.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2023 07:10 PM (G8h7g)

111 Massive cheating. That was the entire point of pretending women cared about abortion so much and were turning out in record numbers to continue a horrible economy and sky-high inflation.
Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 09, 2023 07:01 PM (kIrFD)

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Not to mention we are to believe that single white women outvoted single white men and married men and women all who voted overwhelmingly for Trump.

And BTW that massive single white women turnout was in majority urban black districts.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 09, 2023 07:10 PM (ffUJI)

112 Thank God the Super Bowl is this weekend. No need to worry that your government made a terrorist attack on an ally and a frenemy, Pennsylvania has a brain dead Senator who may may take the final step soon, the installed President is a vegetable and his replacement is a woman of loose morals and an idiot to boot, but hey go Eagles/Chiefs/Vegas.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 09, 2023 07:11 PM (oWBc3)

113 The gaming group I used to regulary GM had a battlecry: "Loot the dead!!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I still love the battle cry, "Leroy Jeeeeeeenkins!!!"

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2023 07:12 PM (G8h7g)

114 "Ace of Spades Investment Group"

Ah...that's how you pay for the St. Barts retreats for the cobloggers...

Thanks Ace!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2023 07:12 PM (XIJ/X)

115 If the Dems are riding abortion to victory after victory, so what? Fuck Satan and his worshipers.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 09, 2023 07:13 PM (oWBc3)

116 I'd require that the prop up the corpse on the (D)em side of the Senate, and proceed to let it rot over the course of the next five.point something years. Something stinks in Dem-mark? Yes, and it's right over there at the Pennsylvania Desk.

Couldn't be any less articulate than the track-suited corspe flower now holding that seat, anyway.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

...........

Great, now I have Joe Diffey in my head singing "Prop me up beside the dais when I die"...

Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2023 07:13 PM (j/yko)

117 but hey go Eagles/Chiefs/Vegas.
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OT, but my Bengals got totally fucked by the refs.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 09, 2023 07:13 PM (SIZS3)

118 >97 Nonsense.

Massive cheating. That was the entire point of pretending women cared about abortion so much and were turning out in record numbers to continue a horrible economy and sky-high inflation.

Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 09, 2023 07:01 PM

Like it or not, the vast majority of liberal women are one issue voters and that issue is abortion and they will crawl across broken glass to vote for abortion. Eliminating roe vs. wade turned them out in blue States in record numbers. It also did not help when senator stupid idiot graham introduced a nation wide abortion ban less than two months before the election. I still maintain that he did that on purpose to tank the red wave.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 09, 2023 07:07 PM (uNylN)

I live in Chesco. Pro-abortion signs were *everywhere*. They were by far the most numerous political signs. Lumpy and Oz were about tied IMO. Were there election shenanigans? Yes (looking at you Philly) But abortion drove registration and turnout for those single issue voters.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 09, 2023 07:13 PM (gryET)

119 And don't forget the governor in PA, ace. PA (along with MI and other states) looked at the absurd, freedom-destroying impoverishing debacle of "COVID" as it was used against them in their states and said "yep, that's fine, I'll have some more of that".

And that governor appointed the Phila election chief (!!!!!!) as SecState.

As for cheating, waving that wand to absolve the populace of its responsibilities, demonize the other side (which hardly needs any additional legit demonization), and happy-talk one's self about the state of things, specifying and documenting it would be much better. As well as needed if anything is ever to change.

Now in PA material fraud has been literally taken for granted, has been a standard factor considered by any state-wide GOP candidates, for decades. There's no reasonable doubt it exists. But it's size and whether it reverses real outcomes is a different question.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 09, 2023 07:13 PM (OTzUX)

120 Ace: "But Bard made a factual mistake in its debut..."

That's the Windows/USB 1.0 rollout... for Meta.

I don't think Gates ever lost $100 billion though.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 09, 2023 07:14 PM (aXxgO)

121 but hey go Eagles/Chiefs/Vegas.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 09, 2023 07:11 PM (oWBc3)

Heh. Wife and I are going to adjacent states this weekend to look at houses. Buddy asked if we should hang out to watch The Big Game. I said, naw, got plans. he seemed perplexed.

I am fucking sick of Colorado. Some football game is not gonna keep us from getting the hell out of here.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 09, 2023 07:15 PM (UQUAY)

122 Disney's losses in its CRT and Queer Theory indoctrination project for children, called "Disney+" (like LGBTQ+) ...

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They can't go the way of CNN+ soon enough ... and when will LGBTQ+ finally make it official and "transition" to LGBTQ+PEDO?

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 09, 2023 07:15 PM (VV/gG)

123 Ah...that's how you pay for the St. Barts retreats for the cobloggers...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2023 07:12 PM

TXMoMe >>>>>> St. Barts

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2023 07:15 PM (a3Q+t)

124 What Red Turban said (as usual), and moreover I thought the state-by-state detailed look at results - the only kind that's meaningful given how wildly different races can be in different places and with different sets of candidates - showed abortion not hurting GOP candidates (i.e. the did well/as would be expected) in most places.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 09, 2023 07:16 PM (OTzUX)

125 Balloons could easily carry any weapon.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 09, 2023 07:16 PM (Dd3ss)

126 Like it or not, the vast majority of liberal women are one issue voters and that issue is abortion and they will crawl across broken glass to vote for abortion.

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Oh sure, but that's still used as cover for the fraud. That was the entire point. That was why the SCOTUS decision was leaked.

That Red Mirage mysteriously happened again, didn't it?

Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 09, 2023 07:17 PM (kIrFD)

127 I used to talk to my staff but lately, it has stopped listening

Posted by: REDACTED at February 09, 2023 07:17 PM (us2H3)

128 @Breaking911 · 38m
JUST IN: Fmr. VP Mike Pence subpoenaed by special counsel investigating Trump's role in January 6 - CNN

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 07:17 PM (Vwz3I)

129 Pretty soon there'll be a Flaming Tranny Division, where it's going to be something like "OOOOH my GOOOOD! I broke a nail!".
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"We're FABULOUTH, Thir!"

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 09, 2023 07:17 PM (sWM8x)

130 Just barely a month into his 6-year term, right after his first sort of public appearance, Fetterman has to be rushed to the hospital.

Okay.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 07:17 PM (krQz2)

131 But it's size and whether it reverses real outcomes is a different question.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 09, 2023 07:13 PM (OTzUX)

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No doubt in my mind that for years we joked about "we just need to beat the margin of fraud" all the while the Left was increasing that margin of fraud year after year until now it is almost unbeatable.

However, I would've liked it if Project Veritas could've infiltrated the electoral system in Philadelphia. Not sure why they didn't.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 09, 2023 07:18 PM (ffUJI)

132 So far no invites to watch the game. Which is great. I actually liked seeing old friends and acquaintances at such things, but also can see them in regular formats. Usually the guy who hit it big, lives on the beach in a very posh spot, invites everyone, but not this year I guess.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 09, 2023 07:18 PM (OTzUX)

133 He'll go the Pike route.

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I'm quite sure he won't go the Brain Guy route and carry it around in a salad bowl

Maybe a shot glass. But that might be tough for his giant fingers to keep hold of.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 09, 2023 07:19 PM (RLLZj)

134 I wish that carbuncle on his neck splits and shoots hot pus all over McTurtle's face the next time they meet.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2023 07:19 PM (D25PY)

135 Mister Scott: "It also did not help when senator stupid idiot graham introduced a nation wide abortion ban less than two months before the election. I still maintain that he did that on purpose to tank the red wave."

Absolutely he did. Have we been hearing his sermon on this post election? Amazing that this existential policy of his fell into a void of silence so quickly and thoroughly. I guess he must simply have "Arms for Ukraine!" lodged into his windpipe blocking any other air, else we'd be hearing about it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 09, 2023 07:19 PM (aXxgO)

136 Balloons could easily carry any weapon.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 09, 2023 07:16 PM (Dd3ss)

Lead shot
Lawn darts
Anthrax laced powder
M80s
Creed CDs
Balloons filled with ketchup

the list is long.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 09, 2023 07:19 PM (UQUAY)

137 Like it or not, the vast majority of liberal women are one issue voters and that issue is abortion and they will crawl across broken glass to vote for abortion. Eliminating roe vs. wade turned them out in blue States in record numbers. It also did not help when senator stupid idiot graham introduced a nation wide abortion ban less than two months before the election. I still maintain that he did that on purpose to tank the red wave.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 09, 2023 07:07 PM (uNylN)

Yep. We have one in the family. She's also a pretty easy touch when it comes to LGBT propaganda. Normally at her age she'd be obsessing over getting her kids into the best college, but since she's childless the most important thing in her life is making sure babies can be killed and the female penis can be displayed proudly in women's spaces.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 09, 2023 07:19 PM (wGeit)

138 looks like no leaks from Joe's SP

but the leaks are coming fast and furious from Trump's SP

Posted by: REDACTED at February 09, 2023 07:20 PM (us2H3)

139 Pence has will cry uncle before his arm is halfway around his back.

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2023 07:21 PM (xhxe8)

140 The long list,
Green ribbed condoms,
Extra puppet strings.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 09, 2023 07:22 PM (Dd3ss)

141 Although the Restore the Magic website seems to be unvailable, the Ace of Spades Investment Group sees no reason to change its recommendation, which is for Disney shareholders to give their proxy votes to the Trian Investment Group, or vote themselves for Norman Peltz to join the board of directors. Bob Iger must be put under close watch.

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Ace, that Restore the Magic website is now up, and has been updated with a press release today that Trian is "withdrawing our nomination of Nelson Peltz as a director to allow the Board and Disney’s leadership team to focus on creating long-term shareholder value without the distraction of a proxy contest."

Here's the reason (not clear what appeased them): "We congratulate Disney and Bob Iger on their recently announced operating initiatives, which are a win for all shareholders and broadly align with our thinking. We are pleased with the role that Trian was able to play in helping to focus the Board to take decisive actions which we believe will lead to better financial results. We were also pleased to see the Company's pledge to restore the dividend."

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 09, 2023 07:23 PM (VV/gG)

142 There was a big GOP total vote "victory" in the House. I think it was +5%, which puts it in "blowout" category. But that's the equivalent of the "popular vote" in presidentials - irrelevant. But most of that was making the rubble bounce in safe or likely-win districts.

The jaw-dropping stunt by Graham has received far too little attention, seems to me. As I asked at the time - in his long career has he ever had a high profile on the abortion issue? Co-sponsoring bills, speaking to the March for Life, stuff like that? Have his campaigns ever featured abortion as a spotlighted issue? I'm gonna guess $5 the answer to all is "no, not even close".

If I win that bet, his stunt goes down as one of the most spectacular and audacious acts of political sabotage of one's own side in my lifetime. Yeah yeah amidst the astonishing betrayals and useless of almost the entire GOP, it's easy to become inured and miss it, but I think this stunt ranks up at the historic level.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 09, 2023 07:23 PM (OTzUX)

143 The PA Republican party is not unlike that of Arizona's, they are fucking lazy. They wake up the morning after election day and wonder why they lost. Then they disappear.

Looking at you Mastriano.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2023 07:24 PM (D25PY)

144 The valiant MTG skewered Joel Roth from the House podium today. Roth who banned her and allowed 44,000 pedophilia site to run rough shod through Twitter.

Musk fixed that.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 09, 2023 07:24 PM (+N0R/)

145 When they recover all the barroon wreckage and examine it they will discover that it was just a weather balloon that got caught in the jet stream -- because we live in clown world and that is how things go.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at February 09, 2023 07:25 PM (SuanL)

146 Speaking of eggs, has anyone else noted how overstock grocery stores are with fresh eggs? When I was at walmart this morning the case was virtually full.

It has been that way my last few trips out there. At almost five dollars a dozen, I can understand why.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at February 09, 2023 07:26 PM (89Sog)

147 Oh sure, but that's still used as cover for the fraud. That was the entire point. That was why the SCOTUS decision was leaked.

That Red Mirage mysteriously happened again, didn't it?
Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 09, 2023 07:17 PM (kIrFD)

Solid point. Just assume most domestic issues are fig leafs they use to justify fraud.

Posted by: Thesokorus at February 09, 2023 07:26 PM (1ais2)

148 Crunch all you want. We'll make more.

Posted by: NJ Republican Party at February 09, 2023 07:26 PM (krQz2)

149 Well I just got off a Navy Ethics course...and they quote Loyd Austin. You can pretty much see where that course went.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2023 07:27 PM (Irn0L)

150 Parents paying for the sewage from Disney (and others) is far far worse than simply being idiots as citizens and voting Dem (well, or GOP too I guess, a lot of the time). This is their kids we're talking about, and their $. FFS, people.

A population so incompetent or stupid or weak it can't even act as responsible parents for their kids' "entertainment" is exactly the kind of electorate you'd expect to produce Biden and Fetterman and AOC.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 09, 2023 07:27 PM (OTzUX)

151 Pookette is trying to finish up her homework so she can watch Pooky play "her" character for Hogwarts Legacy.

Posted by: pookysgirl, geek mom at February 09, 2023 07:27 PM (XKZwp)

152 Shrek Fetterman was selected not elected.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 09, 2023 07:28 PM (v+hV+)

153 >Looking at you Mastriano.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2023 07:24 PM (D25PY)

Speaking of terrible candidates. Dumb ass decides to cosplay a confederate officer for a faculty photo. He should have been disqualified for being retarded and exercising poor judgement, but mostly for being retarded.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 09, 2023 07:28 PM (gryET)

154 NGU, give us more.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 09, 2023 07:28 PM (OTzUX)

155 Did they mention Fat Albert?

Posted by: rhomboid at February 09, 2023 07:28 PM (OTzUX)

156 Hey anyone know if the Cold Case Detective Squad is looking for Durham?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2023 07:28 PM (Irn0L)

157 NGU, give us more.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 09, 2023 07:28 PM (OTzUX)

LOL, no it would only make you sad and anyway, it was online and I just turned it off.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2023 07:29 PM (Irn0L)

158 The jaw-dropping stunt by Graham has received far too little attention, seems to me. As I asked at the time - in his long career has he ever had a high profile on the abortion issue?

Posted by: rhomboid at February 09, 2023 07:23 PM (OTzUX)
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I ranted about that on this forum as soon as I heard about it. Squishy Graham is actually going to tell me he's been a culture warrior from way back?!

GTFO.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 07:29 PM (krQz2)

159 HA! STILL UNVAXXED! My blood is pure. (I just love rubbing that in).

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 09, 2023 07:29 PM (JbZEe)

160 SF Goth hardest hit.

@TheInsiderPaper · 24m
JUST IN - Amsterdam bans smoking cannabis in its red light district, BBC reports

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 07:30 PM (Vwz3I)

161 While the company's linear TV and direct-to-consumer units struggled during the period, its theme parks saw significant growth year-over-year.

Oh, Daddy, take me to Pedo Park.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 09, 2023 07:30 PM (+N0R/)

162 I remember when some Christians objected to the Harry Potter books and were portrayed as ridiculous book burning NAZIs

And now the Alphabet Mafia wants to unperson Rowling and ban her books because they don't like something she said and...that...THAT...is ok.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2023 07:30 PM (lc5cP)

163 Though it's interesting to see so many people from the world's second largest country (India) deciding they don't want their kids force-fed Disney's "Not So Secret Gay Agenda."

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Good. Who will ultimately save the West, the Hindus or the Muslims? [Is that a trick question?]

Obviously academic, but I recall recent reports that India has now surpassed China (or obviously soon will sometime this year); e.g., here's a January 17 headline from Bloomberg:

India’s Population Has Already Overtaken China’s, Analysts Estimate
. It has 5 million more people vs China: World Population Review
. India’s population among those seen to growth [sic] through 2050

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 09, 2023 07:30 PM (VV/gG)

164 Well I just got off a Navy Ethics course...and they quote Loyd Austin. You can pretty much see where that course went.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2023 07:27 PM (Irn0L)

Maybe this will take the bad taste out of your mouth. "Ordered Disobedience."

https://chrisbray.substack.com/ p/ordered-disobedience

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 09, 2023 07:30 PM (Mzdiz)

165 I guess he must simply have "Arms for Ukraine!" lodged into his windpipe blocking any other air, else we'd be hearing about it.
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He's making up for McCain's missing traitorousness and general assholery .

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 09, 2023 07:31 PM (fs1hN)

166 If I win that bet, his stunt goes down as one of the most spectacular and audacious acts of political sabotage of one's own side in my lifetime. Yeah yeah amidst the astonishing betrayals and useless of almost the entire GOP, it's easy to become inured and miss it, but I think this stunt ranks up at the historic level.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 09, 2023 07:23 PM (OTzUX)

Idk if "stunt" is the right word. He (along with GOP party) criminally conspired with DEMs ro fix the election. He provided the fig leaf to justify the preposterous coalition of "voters" that turned out. He wasn't trying to mobilize pro aborts. He was setting up the con.

Posted by: Thesokorus at February 09, 2023 07:31 PM (1ais2)

167 PA GOP has long been a diseased creature, even by state GOP standards. Whole state has weird issues, structural, not just a pathetic GOP. Sounds like MI is the same. GA seems to be charting its own course of useless GOP majorities.

Remember the first prominent quote of a state legislator featured in media immediately after 2020 result was announced - I think the guy even gave a sourced, named quote. Something about he didn't want his house to be burnt down - when the question was what would the legislature, with the constitutional power in this case, do about the farcical election process and official result.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 09, 2023 07:31 PM (OTzUX)

168 Disney growth YoY of its theme parks?

Hmm. 2022 over 2021.

And this is hailed as some type of "win?"

Yeah. That Iger guy is a genius.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 09, 2023 07:31 PM (NW9xb)

169 Balloons could easily carry any weapon.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 09, 2023 07:16 PM (Dd3ss)

Lead shot
Lawn darts
Anthrax laced powder
M80s
Creed CDs
Balloons filled with ketchup

the list is long.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Smallpox
Polio
Tuberculosis

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2023 07:31 PM (G8h7g)

170 Yeah yeah amidst the astonishing betrayals and useless of almost the entire GOP, it's easy to become inured and miss it, but I think this stunt ranks up at the historic level.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 09, 2023 07:23 PM (OTzUX)

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Graham doesn't care because unless someone assassinates him, he's set for life.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 09, 2023 07:32 PM (ffUJI)

171 88 Lump Fetterman > Arlen Specter?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

He's breathing.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 09, 2023 07:32 PM (NW9xb)

172 I refuse to believd any demographic data. Esp out of China. But all of it.

Posted by: Thesokorus at February 09, 2023 07:32 PM (1ais2)

173 There was a big GOP total vote "victory" in the House. I think it was +5%, which puts it in "blowout" category. But that's the equivalent of the "popular vote" in presidentials - irrelevant. But most of that was making the rubble bounce in safe or likely-win districts.

In areas with voter fraud measures there was a red wave

In no hope elections where there was no need for fraud there was a red wave (Schumer's normal 30 to 40 pt victory was trimmed to 11).

But...in close elections in areas where there wasn't vote protection basically every Democrat won.

What an....odd pattern.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2023 07:32 PM (lc5cP)

174 Well I just got off a Navy Ethics course...and they quote Loyd Austin. You can pretty much see where that course went.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2023 07:27 PM

Anything mentioned about the ethics of incompetent ship driving and killing multiple U.S. Navy sailors?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2023 07:32 PM (a3Q+t)

175 I remember when some Christians objected to the Harry Potter books and were portrayed as ridiculous book burning NAZIs

And now the Alphabet Mafia wants to unperson Rowling and ban her books because they don't like something she said and...that...THAT...is ok.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2023 07:30 PM (lc5cP)
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Well, if you're a Christian and you protest a strip joint, that's THEOCRACY!!!

You have to be a feminist who finds something wrong in women being paid to expose their body to strange men. Then the press writes glowing stories of how valiant you are being.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 07:32 PM (krQz2)

176 @TheInsiderPaper · 24m
JUST IN - Amsterdam bans smoking cannabis in its red light district, BBC reports

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 07:30 PM (Vwz3I)

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Red Light District considers relocating to Colorado.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 09, 2023 07:33 PM (VV/gG)

177 Loose tags sink ships.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 09, 2023 07:35 PM (CsVWE)

178 To not fight these men is sucide.
Pretending all day long is exhausting.
These words were easy to write. The hard part is figuring out the best method of attack.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 09, 2023 07:35 PM (Dd3ss)

179 Nood cafe!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 09, 2023 07:35 PM (ZoxPj)

180 Arms for Ukraine is in the Constitution...kinda sorta.

Posted by: Justice Elena Kraken at February 09, 2023 07:35 PM (krQz2)

181 Balloons could easily carry any weapon.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 09, 2023 07:16 PM (Dd3ss)

well, except for the really heavy ones. Light tanks are not easily carried. they don't shine in the dark, either.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 09, 2023 07:35 PM (xhaym)

182 I Can't blame Mastriano, the Democrats Propaganda Ministry had total domination on the airwaves, mail voting has the most power.

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2023 07:36 PM (xhxe8)

183 I refuse to believe any demographic data. Esp out of China. But all of it.

Posted by: Thesokorus at February 09, 2023 07:32 PM (1ais2)

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Good point. They're almost as untrustworthy as our own oligarchic Ministry of Truth.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 09, 2023 07:36 PM (VV/gG)

184 Okay. I was wrong. I am a lazy writer.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 09, 2023 07:37 PM (Dd3ss)

185 Okay. I was wrong. I am a lazy writer.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 09, 2023 07:37 PM (Dd3ss)
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Lazy writer on the TV....

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 07:38 PM (krQz2)

186 The story concerns a pair of boys who dismantle and upgrade an old Bard, a child's computer whose sole function is to generate random fairy tales.

Sound familiar?

It is the beginning of a plot summary of a short story published by Isaac Asimov in 1956.
https://is.gd/uvK0uV
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

I doubt anyone at Google is well-read enough to know that story.

I think both names are derived from Shakespeare being "The Bard," and "a million monkeys at a million typewriters will eventually recreate the works of Shakespeare."

Posted by: mikeski at February 09, 2023 07:38 PM (P1f+c)

187 Arms for Ukraine is in the Constitution...kinda sorta.

Posted by: Justice Elena Kraken at February 09, 2023 07:35 PM (krQz2)

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If the superior South African Constitution was good enough for Notorious RBG, then the Ukrainian Constitution being superior to our own is good enough for The Kraken.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 09, 2023 07:40 PM (VV/gG)

188 @TheInsiderPaper · 24m
JUST IN - Amsterdam bans smoking cannabis in its red light district, BBC reports
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 07:30 PM (Vwz3I)

any place that has cafes with signs reading, "It is forbidden to inject into your carotid artery here" may be too lax in a number of dimensions

Posted by: Kindltot at February 09, 2023 07:41 PM (xhaym)

189 Genevieve Roch-Decter, CFA @GRDecter · 1h
Yahoo announced that they're unfortunately laying off 1,600 employees. I'm surprised to learn that:

-Yahoo is still around

-Yahoo employs 8,000 people

-Yahoo's revenue is still in the billions

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 07:41 PM (Vwz3I)

190 "Introducing the new Bing! Ask real questions. Get complete answers."

So I tried "Hunter Bidens laptop"

result 1:"10 whacko moments from Republicans hearing on HB's Laptop"
result 2: "The story behind the story of HB's laptop"
result 3:"Why the hearing on Twitter and HB's laptop backfired on Republicans"

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 09, 2023 07:41 PM (DB16e)

191 There ain't nothing Quick about this girthy post.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 09, 2023 07:42 PM (Jg7EG)

192 Repeat #190 in the Café, Otto.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 07:43 PM (Vwz3I)

193 Did Joe Biden Molest His Daughter Ashley Biden? Speculations …
https://www.ibtimes.sg/did-joe-biden-molest-his...
WebJun 18, 2022 ·

Posted by: Braenyard at February 09, 2023 07:55 PM (+N0R/)

194 I don't smoke street weed much anymore so for you guys smoking the ditch weed what are the chances of it being sprinkled with fentanyl iyo?

Posted by: dartist at February 09, 2023 07:59 PM (U2hGT)

195 Ace, thank you for writing this up. This is extremely important for people to know just how much Fauci lied to us all.

Posted by: Draki at February 09, 2023 08:01 PM (wiCMN)

196 Happening a little sooner than I expected. I was guessing that Fetterman would stick around for six months or so for appearances sake, then announce that he was resigning for health reasons, that the people of PA deserve a senator who can give 110%, etc. etc.

And then Gov. Shapiro will appoint Pennsylvania's first female senator to fill the vacancy:

https://tinyurl.com/4h6w86jn

Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at February 09, 2023 08:03 PM (WusEB)

197 I live in Chesco. Pro-abortion signs were *everywhere*. They were by far the most numerous political signs. Lumpy and Oz were about tied IMO. Were there election shenanigans? Yes (looking at you Philly) But abortion drove registration and turnout for those single issue voters.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 09, 2023 07:13 PM (gryET)

This is so odd to me. There are about 10,000 types of contraception available. Abortion is a barbaric relic.

To me this would be as if people had "I Want My Leeches!" signs in their yard.

Posted by: DaisyB at February 09, 2023 08:23 PM (AbL8c)

198 Sure, Fetterman was "elected".

Posted by: Karen at February 09, 2023 08:29 PM (PHkvO)

199 198

No, Dear Karen.

Fetterman was "Electrified" into office...

thanks to Science...

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2023 08:55 PM (J00IM)

200 OK..."THE Fauchi now"

LCSPOS...now that over HALF of Americans are stuck with "MODIFIED RNA"!

WHICH WAS NEVER...EVER...A VACCINE as VACCINES are made from a dead, sterile host virus...Back me up on this Cicero...

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2023 09:11 PM (J00IM)

201 So you blocking me out now?

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2023 09:12 PM (J00IM)

202 There is a story, unconfirmed as of yet, at least officially...that just prior to his lightheadedness, Fetterman was handed a drink by Rosa Delauro, who as the roofies in that cocktail began to take effect tried to drag him into a closet...mumbling something about their socio-genetically perfected love child being the only hope for the Utopian future of the world. Fettermans wife found DeLauro trying mount the dizzied Fetterman...clocked her with a right cross and dragged her husband(and meal ticket) through the staff areas and out the back door...when she got him to the hospital all she told the ER docs was that he had been exposed to Cooties!

Posted by: birddog at February 10, 2023 02:44 AM (uAI4S)

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Posted by: Emily at February 10, 2023 09:50 AM (1WEOE)

204 "the Ace of Spades Investment Group sees no reason to change its recommendation, which is for Disney shareholders to give their proxy votes to the Trian Investment Group"

Trian has withdrawn its proxy challenge and Peltz's candidacy for a board position.

Posted by: Simon Jester at February 10, 2023 10:44 AM (BSu3l)

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