Rocking Horse Cafe

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Dog comforts earthquake survivor trapped under rubble.
I'm told this is an older picture, and not one from Turkey or Syria.

Turtle enjoying a nice petting.

This ostrich (or whatever) does some kind of dance.

Mama cat introduces kitten to the family dog.

They get up to all kinds of nonsense in Japan.

"Miniature cows will be the capybaras of 2023!!!" -- Cute Animal Fashion Magazine

"Mini-cows will never displace the capybara as most Internettable Animal." -- Capybara Enthusiast magazine

Steve Inman: Brandon's America is coming apart at the seams.

Transgender slaps cop and discovers that the cop doesn't view him as a woman.

A passenger takes care of a woman holding up a train. This is what happens when no one obeys the basic rules any longer, and people become vigilantes.

Scumbag slaps a woman, and winds up with a lot more than he bargained for.

Classic clip.

Puppy vs. bug:

I don't approve of nailing their feet to the planks, but it does result in a cute video:


Posted by: Ace at 07:16 PM




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1 That's a good boy.

Posted by: huerfano at February 06, 2023 07:17 PM (dTFZY)

2 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 06, 2023 07:17 PM (OX9vb)

3 A passenger takes care of a woman holding up a train. This is what happens when no one obeys the basic rules any longer, and people become vigilantes.

The doors are closing. You are delaying the departure of this train.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 06, 2023 07:18 PM (llON8)

4 Who's a good boy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 07:19 PM (CsVWE)

5 > A passenger takes care of a woman holding up a train.

Nice. Obviously a white supremacist, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 06, 2023 07:20 PM (bW8dp)

6 Dog comforts earthquake survivor trapped under rubble in Turkey.

How horrible.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 07:20 PM (guGkK)

7 >>> 5 > A passenger takes care of a woman holding up a train.

Nice. Obviously a white supremacist, though.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 06, 2023 07:20 PM (bW8dp)

#stopasianhate

Posted by: This... is XiNN at February 06, 2023 07:20 PM (llON8)

8 I wonder if these people flew coach on their Walmart Air flight.

https://tinyurl.com/2ver5ccr

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2023 07:20 PM (D25PY)

9 Those doggehs look like they are on wires like in a kungfu movie

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2023 07:21 PM (fUnHJ)

10 Goldens seem like such good dogs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 07:21 PM (CsVWE)

11 Top pic:

Mom, Dad, Timmy’s being a fucking idiot again!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2023 07:22 PM (u73oe)

12 I wonder if the ostrich wants to mate with or scare off the camera man.

Posted by: She Hobbit at February 06, 2023 07:22 PM (ftFVW)

13 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 07:22 PM (R4xvm)

14 > Scumbag slaps a woman, and winds up with a lot more than he bargained for.


Possibly she has a testosterone level of than 5 nanomoles per liter (nmol/L) (the so-called "David French Standard").

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 06, 2023 07:23 PM (bW8dp)

15 That ostrich is trying to get laid.

Posted by: Xander Crews at February 06, 2023 07:23 PM (MpOGS)

16 Can I nail skateboarders feet to the board?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 06, 2023 07:23 PM (t4ZWj)

17 Another ostrich and elephant video:
https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/
1622203384613699584

8 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 06, 2023 07:23 PM (Vwz3I)

18 9 Those doggehs look like they are on wires like in a kungfu movie
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2023 07:21 PM (fUnHJ)

Ajax had an insane vertical when he was younger. Now, he more just does not want to put in the effort.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 07:23 PM (CsVWE)

19 Mother and daughter are seen trading blows with Spirit Airlines agents in video of wild airport brawl after they were hit with extra fees at the gate for their oversized carry-on baggage

Spirit Airlines, for the traveler who doesn't want the snobbery and pretension of going by Trailways bus.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 07:24 PM (guGkK)

20 Hope that woman was rescued

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 07:24 PM (xhxe8)

21 > Ajax had an insane vertical when he was younger.

Huskies could be in the NBA, if they ever stop their hateful ban on "trans-humans".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 06, 2023 07:24 PM (bW8dp)

22 Dead Space Remake seems to be the Elden Ring of this year's winter months. Everyone and their dog seems to be streaming it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 07:24 PM (CsVWE)

23 Comments at the twitter link say it's not from the earthquake.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2023 07:24 PM (63Dwl)

24 Talked to my neighbor who's family lives in Turkey. He hasn't heard anything yet from them. He says many older big buildings don't have a steel interior structure. Just concrete, and sometimes no rebar to give the concrete some strength. Plus the buildings are built as cheaply as they can.
A sad and hopeful picture of the dog and a women's arm reaching for the paw.

Posted by: Colin at February 06, 2023 07:26 PM (TKsRM)

25 Great videos - that guy in that Inman video getting decked by the cop was pretty swell. Brighten up the day.

Posted by: clutch cargo | now with 100% autocorrect. at February 06, 2023 07:27 PM (zB/T/)

26 I wonder if Gator Guy is related to Timothy Treadwell.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 07:27 PM (guGkK)

27 >>Goldens seem like such good dogs.

They are.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2023 07:27 PM (ZLI7S)

28 That's a good boy.
Posted by: huerfano at February 06, 2023 07:17 PM (dTFZY)

very good, and mama has to trust him a lot to overcome the mama-cat genes telling her to go wild on him to save the baby. I've seen a mama cat chase a beagle away for getting half a yard away from the kittens.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 07:28 PM (eoQWY)

29 16 Can I nail skateboarders feet to the board?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions

Only if you use a hammer.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2023 07:28 PM (D25PY)

30 26 I wonder if Gator Guy is related to Timothy Treadwell.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 07:27 PM (guGkK)

Reptiles- like felines, but even more so- are not your friend.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 07:29 PM (CsVWE)

31 Our dogs ignore anything smaller than a undefined certain size, bugs included. We had a bad mouse problem three years ago and mice would run across the floor right in front of the dogs and they would watch them and just lay there. Apparently there is a certain size of animal that triggers the predator instinct in dogs and anything mouse size or smaller does not trigger it at least with our dogs. I killed 28 mice that got into the house that winter.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 06, 2023 07:29 PM (uNylN)

32 Can I nail skateboarders feet to the board?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions

*Consults AoS Code of Conduct. . . . *


"All signs point to 'Yes'!"

Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 07:29 PM (R4xvm)

33 That gator looks like it might weigh more than my truck

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 07:30 PM (xhxe8)

34 Talked to my neighbor who's family lives in Turkey. He hasn't heard anything yet from them. He says many older big buildings don't have a steel interior structure. Just concrete, and sometimes no rebar to give the concrete some strength. Plus the buildings are built as cheaply as they can.
A sad and hopeful picture of the dog and a women's arm reaching for the paw.
Posted by: Colin at February 06, 2023 07:26 PM (TKsRM)

I heard the affected area was down near the Syrian border, as opposed to Istanbul or the Aegean area if that helps any.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 07:30 PM (eoQWY)

35 I killed 28 mice that got into the house that winter.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 06, 2023 07:29 PM (uNylN)

Get one of the terrier breeds. That is pretty much what they were made for, not look pretty in some thots handbag.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 07:31 PM (CsVWE)

36 Glad to see Steve on Rumble.

Me follow him there.

YouTube is AssTube.

More Steve Please.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 06, 2023 07:31 PM (R/m4+)

37 The Vizsla in the office I worked in loved hunting mice in the uncut grass around the parking lot when I took him for a walk whenever I was in the office.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 06, 2023 07:31 PM (Vwz3I)

38 "Apparently there is a certain size of animal that triggers the predator instinct in dogs and anything mouse size or smaller does not trigger it at least with our dogs"

Our dog Scout is a mad cricket hunter. If one gets away he will stand there and bark at it in it's hiding place.

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2023 07:31 PM (iayUP)

39 Extremist neonazis try to blow up Baltimore power grid? Glowies.

Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2023 07:32 PM (Eh8E9)

40 Huskies in the NBA would be a natural trash talking environment but complaining about calls would probably see them riding the pine in short order.

Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 07:32 PM (3byMq)

41 39 Extremist neonazis try to blow up Baltimore power grid? Glowies.
Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2023 07:32 PM (Eh8E9)

Of course.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 07:33 PM (CsVWE)

42 Extremist neonazis try to blow up Baltimore power grid? Glowies.

Just in time for slacktards SOTU.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2023 07:33 PM (D25PY)

43 Probably to cover for anti-fa/greenie eco nutsos burning down chicken farms and blowing up power grids.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 07:34 PM (CsVWE)

44 Saw this video below the capybara vid - funny!

https://tinyurl.com/edx39pe8



Posted by: clutch cargo | now with 100% autocorrect. at February 06, 2023 07:34 PM (zB/T/)

45 Found a receipt from 2019 where I filled up with 87 octane.

$2.19/gallon

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 06, 2023 07:34 PM (rHQZF)

46 That dog up top is such a good boy. I love dogs.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 06, 2023 07:34 PM (eGTCV)

47 (Daily Signal) Police Launched ‘Hate Crime’ Probe Into Anglican Leader for Tweets Opposing Sexualization of Kids

Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby sent a letter to General Synod member Sam Margrave demanding an apology for Margrave's tweets after a bishop reported Margrave to the police for a "hate crime." Margrave will not apologize.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 06, 2023 07:34 PM (fs1hN)

48 Are these neonazis more extreme than normal? I would think just being a nazi (non-modern liberal) would be pretty extreme these days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 07:34 PM (CsVWE)

49 Extremist neonazis try to blow up Baltimore power grid? Glowies.
Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2023 07:32 PM (Eh8E9)

Why Baltimore? Wouldn't that be like the ol' proverbial futility of bombing Afghanistan, where the bombs just make the rubble bounce?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2023 07:35 PM (QBaJw)

50 Surprising they didn't allow props for the mugshots for the power grid power couple. MAGA hats. All that's missing from extremist neonazis was the right-wing part.

Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 07:36 PM (3byMq)

51 Jack Russell for the win. There is no rodent or small dog really safe.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 06, 2023 07:36 PM (oWBc3)

52 Extremist neonazis try to blow up Baltimore power grid? Glowies.
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To kill EVERYBODY in Baltimore at that.

@Breaking911 · 3h
"It would probably permanently completely lay this city to waste if we could do that successfully."

Florida Man And Maryland Woman Allegedly Plotted To ‘Completely Destroy’ City of Baltimore, Feds Say

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 06, 2023 07:36 PM (Vwz3I)

53 More Steve Please.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 06, 2023 07:31 PM (R/m4+)

Did he get banned on twatter? YT is pissing pretty much everybody off at this point, their death (and all alphabet companies) can't come soon enough.

Posted by: clutch cargo | now with 100% autocorrect. at February 06, 2023 07:36 PM (zB/T/)

54 Extremist neonazis

-

Ukrainians.

I'm not saying that jokingly. They were active on the 6th. I have no doubt they're doing some of the dirty work in order to give the company men plausible deniability

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 06, 2023 07:37 PM (rHQZF)

55 Are these neonazis more extreme than normal? I would think just being a nazi (non-modern liberal) would be pretty extreme these days.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 07:34 PM (CsVWE)

Extreme neonazis are like assault weapons.

Adding syllables to the term doesn't make it any more descriptive. It just scares the straights.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2023 07:37 PM (QBaJw)

56 "I don't approve of nailing their feet to the planks,"

Oh, but I do. I do.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 06, 2023 07:37 PM (3AR13)

57 >>Jack Russell for the win. There is no rodent or small dog really safe.

One my mom's Jack kicked the shit out of a Doberman. We nicknamed him Jaws With Paws.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2023 07:38 PM (ZLI7S)

58 Moose the Lab has killed numerous chipmunks and moles as well as rabbits. Got close to some squirrels.

Anything with fur is on notice in the yard.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 06, 2023 07:38 PM (y/a4v)

59 The Vizsla in the office I worked in loved hunting mice in the uncut grass around the parking lot when I took him for a walk whenever I was in the office.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 06, 2023 07:31 PM (Vwz3I)

My pup got a gopher a few weeks back, and now she goes berserk on the golf course. You'd think the greens keeper would get a few rat dogs to solve the problem. As long as they wait to pounce rather than trying to dig them up!

Posted by: clutch cargo | now with 100% autocorrect. at February 06, 2023 07:39 PM (zB/T/)

60 "I don't approve of nailing their feet to the planks,"

Oh, but I do. I do.
Posted by: Rusty Nail

Tell me the feet would be toe nailed to the boards.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 07:39 PM (R4xvm)

61 > Extremist neonazis try to blow up Baltimore power grid? Glowies.
__________
Isn't interesting that "suddenly" there are all these attacks on electrical substations, transformers, etc? Almost as if our FedGov was looking for something to latch onto as the next "national emergency" to lock people down.

You want safe, reliable power... don't you citizen? Here... give us your guns.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 06, 2023 07:39 PM (Q4IgG)

62 54 Extremist neonazis
Ukrainians.

I'm not saying that jokingly. They were active on the 6th. I have no doubt they're doing some of the dirty work in order to give the company men plausible deniability
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February

A lot of the police for the beat down of the Canadian truckers were unidentifiable. Wouldn't put it past these scum to import thugs and dress them as cops.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 06, 2023 07:40 PM (N52dd)

63 I wonder if these people flew coach on their Walmart Air flight.
https://tinyurl.com/2ver5ccr
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2023 07:20 PM (D25PY)

Feral Savages.

Another reason not to fly.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 06, 2023 07:40 PM (R/m4+)

64 58 Moose the Lab has killed numerous chipmunks and moles as well as rabbits. Got close to some squirrels.

Anything with fur is on notice in the yard.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 06, 2023 07:38 PM (y/a4v)

Ajax's herd drive seems stronger than his predatory one. He was faster than the squirrels once upon a time. I watched on numerous occasions where he caught a squirrel cold and slowed down before catching them, preferring to send them scurrying up the tree.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 07:40 PM (CsVWE)

65 I can't imagine life without a Jack and a Lab. It's a live version of, Of Mice and Men.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 06, 2023 07:40 PM (oWBc3)

66 More Steve Please.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 06, 2023 07:31 PM (R/m4+)

Oh, you mean Inman. I thought Crowder was back.

I miss Crowder. Time isn't making him appear less right.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2023 07:41 PM (QBaJw)

67 My pup got a gopher a few weeks back, and now she goes berserk on the golf course. You'd think the greens keeper would get a few rat dogs to solve the problem. As long as they wait to pounce rather than trying to dig them up!
Posted by: clutch cargo | now with 100% autocorrect. at February 06, 2023 07:39 PM (zB/T/)

A cat colony every few holes would do better, except for the sand traps. They don't dig.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 07:41 PM (eoQWY)

68 Neo-Nazi -> Someone who disagreed with a communist.
Extreme Neo-Nazi -> someone who disagreed with a communist more than once.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 06, 2023 07:41 PM (bW8dp)

69 Miniature cows...source of White Castle burgers?

Posted by: Paco at February 06, 2023 07:41 PM (njExo)

70 Me on Sunday night: andycanuck replying to Red Idaho 21 hours ago
Just two days ago I mentioned to a friend the Turkish quake of several years ago where the Israelis did more relief work than the Islamic world.

Tonight:
Tamar Schwarzbard @TSchwarzbard · 1h
Tonight an Israeli team is on its way to #Türkiye to assist in emergency relief efforts following the devastating earthquakes.

Incredibly proud of the Israeli men and women who are working around the clock to saves lives and help victims.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 06, 2023 07:42 PM (Vwz3I)

71 > Miniature cows...source of White Castle burgers?
Posted by: Paco at February 06, 2023 07:41 PM (njExo)

Correct. Also those meatballs at Ikea.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 06, 2023 07:42 PM (bW8dp)

72 Heidi our young German Shepherd broke out of the backyard today. She practically twisted the bottom gate hinge screws out of the gate post. She was very pleased with herself.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 06, 2023 07:42 PM (N52dd)

73 Incredibly proud of the Israeli men and women who are working around the clock to saves lives and help victims.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 06, 2023 07:42 PM (Vwz3I)

The Russians sent some lift choppers to help.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 07:43 PM (eoQWY)

74 Miniature cows...source of White Castle burgers?

Posted by: Paco at February 06, 2023 07:41 PM

AND tiny tacos from Jack in the Box!

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 06, 2023 07:43 PM (3AR13)

75 "Florida Man And Maryland Woman Allegedly Plotted To ‘Completely Destroy’ City of Baltimore, Feds Say"

TBH, Baltimore kind of deserves it.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 06, 2023 07:44 PM (fYJe2)

76 The Inman ones never run for me, since he switched formats. Bummer.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 06, 2023 07:44 PM (TgBWG)

77 On the upside, that guy playing with the crocodile (or is it an alligator?) isn't likely to have to worry about suffering the infirmities of old age.

Posted by: Paco at February 06, 2023 07:44 PM (njExo)

78 AND tiny tacos from Jack in the Box!
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 06, 2023 07:43 PM (3AR13)

That ain't beef.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 06, 2023 07:45 PM (y/a4v)

79 Jack Russell for the win. There is no rodent or small dog really safe.

One my mom's Jack kicked the shit out of a Doberman. We nicknamed him Jaws With Paws.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2023 07:38 PM (ZLI7S)

They're batshit insane. Put the terror in terrier. Buddy used to work at a store where the owner had one. The dog would shit on the walls. God as my witness, somehow it could shit while walking on its front legs, dragging its ass along the wall as it was shitting leaving a streak of feces about 18-20" off the ground. All around the office. And it only did this during sales and holidays.

That took a lot of thinking on that dogs part.

Posted by: clutch cargo | now with 100% autocorrect. at February 06, 2023 07:45 PM (zB/T/)

80 Miniature cows...source of White Castle burgers?

Posted by: Paco at February 06, 2023 07:41 PM

AND tiny tacos from Jack in the Box!
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 06, 2023 07:43 PM (3AR13)

It's funny cuz you think there's actual beef in JITB tacos.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2023 07:45 PM (QBaJw)

81 A cat colony every few holes would do better, except for the sand traps. They don't dig.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 07:41 PM (eoQWY)
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I'm sure the cats have a use for the sand traps...

Though it does add some extra hazards for when your ball gets caught in one...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 07:46 PM (BpYfr)

82 That ain't beef.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 06, 2023 07:45 PM

It meets the minimum legal requirements to be called such.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 06, 2023 07:46 PM (3AR13)

83 That took a lot of thinking on that dogs part.
Posted by: clutch cargo | now with 100% autocorrect. at February 06, 2023 07:45 PM (zB/T/)

Cats stretch high to scratch trees partly to put a mark up high for other cats to measure and think "woah, big MF cat lives here, guess I'll mosey on by"

Think the dog had a similar idea for other dogs?

Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 07:47 PM (eoQWY)

84 Baltimore plot uncovered when female suspect confided in FBI confidential source. Does no one watch TV anymore? Anyone you don't know well is a Fed people. And some you know well are as well. Opsec.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 06, 2023 07:48 PM (oWBc3)

85 The Russians sent some lift choppers to help.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 07:43 PM (eoQWY)

How is that possible? I thought Russians only invaded totally innocent countries, interfered with "our democracy," and sent women of ill repute to this country to bride lonely but reasonably well off men.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2023 07:48 PM (QBaJw)

86 Not that I support any of that behavior.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 06, 2023 07:48 PM (oWBc3)

87 "Heidi our young German Shepherd broke out of the backyard today"

Once a GSD figures out how to escape they will get better and better. I've had to resort to a electric fence to deter. No, it's not cruel. I've touched the damn thing myself. Like a spark plugs jolt. It's better than getting out and run over.

The good thing is they are smart enough after being shocked once to avoid any wire stretched across a problem area, hot or not.

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2023 07:48 PM (iayUP)

88 We have exactly one year until the 50th anniversary of the release of Zardoz. We need to plan watch party, including dressing up for it. Even though just a diaper in February might be a tad chilly.

Posted by: Planning Pays Off at February 06, 2023 07:48 PM (wrJpE)

89 First comment on dog in Turkey I saw said it was an old photo, not in Turkey.

Still, dogs (in free nations that don't eat them, where they are not called dirty animals?) are faithful like that, to good owners.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 06, 2023 07:49 PM (Cus5s)

90 Think the dog had a similar idea for other dogs?
Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 07:47 PM (eoQWY)

I think it was pure malevolence on the dog's part.

Posted by: clutch cargo | now with 100% autocorrect. at February 06, 2023 07:50 PM (zB/T/)

91 Tonight an Israeli team is on its way to #Türkiye to assist in emergency relief efforts following the devastating earthquakes.

Incredibly proud of the Israeli men and women who are working around the clock to saves lives and help victims.
Posted by: andycanuck

Well hell, they should! They caused the quake to happen!!

-- Anti Semites everywhere

Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 07:50 PM (R4xvm)

92 >>>15 That ostrich is trying to get laid.

i didn't want to say that but animals have threat displays and mating displays and what that ostrich is doing is not threatening, so....

Posted by: ace at February 06, 2023 07:51 PM (C1Zwz)

93 Baltimore plot uncovered when female suspect confided in FBI confidential source. Does no one watch TV anymore? Anyone you don't know well is a Fed people. And some you know well are as well. Opsec.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 06, 2023 07:48 PM (oWBc3)

Right. Unless your plot to blow stuff up was cooked up by you yourself, and you're pretty sure YOU aren't a fed, chances are damn near certain it was cooked up by a fed.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2023 07:51 PM (QBaJw)

94 Still, dogs (in free nations that don't eat them, where they are not called dirty animals?) are faithful like that, to good owners.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 06, 2023 07:49 PM (Cus5s)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 07:51 PM (CsVWE)

95 >>>This guy is nuts

He is what we call alligator food.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 06, 2023 07:51 PM (gv7Yb)

96 Florida Man And Maryland Woman Allegedly Plotted To ‘Completely Destroy’ City of Baltimore, Feds Say


Would anybody notice had they succeeded??

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2023 07:51 PM (sAmhv)

97 Extremist neonazis try to blow up Baltimore power grid? Glowies.
Posted by: Eromero

I think i read it here... if you are at a neonazi party with five other people, you're the only one that isn't eff bee eye.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 06, 2023 07:52 PM (3CCua)

98 I'm sure the cats have a use for the sand traps...

Though it does add some extra hazards for when your ball gets caught in one...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 07:46 PM (BpYfr)

I just thought that some putts might get chased down and batted away

Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 07:52 PM (eoQWY)

99 Baltimore plot uncovered when female suspect confided in FBI confidential source. Does no one watch TV anymore? Anyone you don't know well is a Fed people. And some you know well are as well. Opsec.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 06, 2023 07:48 PM (oWBc3)

Right. Unless your plot to blow stuff up was cooked up by you yourself, and you're pretty sure YOU aren't a fed, chances are damn near certain it was cooked up by a fed.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2023 07:51 PM (QBaJw)
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As the saying goes, three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 07:52 PM (BpYfr)

100 illiwink, thanks... I did wonder if it was from Turkey or just an older pic.

Posted by: ace at February 06, 2023 07:52 PM (C1Zwz)

101 That ain't beef.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

It meets the minimum legal requirements to be called such.
Posted by: Rusty Nail

Think more legs...

Posted by: She Hobbit at February 06, 2023 07:52 PM (ftFVW)

102 Do they make miniature dairy cows?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 06, 2023 07:52 PM (yQpMk)

103 re: ostritch

well, better than the white man's overbite.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 07:52 PM (CsVWE)

104 > Baltimore plot uncovered when female suspect confided in FBI confidential source.

Yeah, right. More like a dozen Fibbies infiltrated a small group of hobbyists and started getting everyone drunk and trying to talk them into doing illegal things.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2023 07:53 PM (eyxn4)

105 Once a GSD figures out how to escape they will get better and better. I've had to resort to a electric fence to deter. No, it's not cruel. I've touched the damn thing myself. Like a spark plugs jolt. It's better than getting out and run over.

The good thing is they are smart enough after being shocked once to avoid any wire stretched across a problem area, hot or not.
Posted by: fd at February 06, 2023 07:48 PM (iayUP)

Our Malinois, Breccia, was like that. She had already figured out how to beat our latest attempts to keep her in the yard before we completed them. Still have buried cinder blocks two deep and wired to the bottom of the fences to keep her from tunneling out.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 06, 2023 07:53 PM (N52dd)

106 Miniature cows...source of White Castle burgers?

Posted by: Paco at February 06, 2023 07:41 PM


Sliders.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 06, 2023 07:53 PM (Wnv9h)

107 >>They're batshit insane. Put the terror in terrier.

They are one of the most one person, loyal dogs I've been around. This guy would follow my mom around like a shadow and was fine with everyone who was cool with my mom. Never even saw him give anyone a side eye.

But if he deemed something was a threat to my mom he went into Tasmanian Devil mode. And the barn was completely rodent free. They didn't stand a chance.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2023 07:53 PM (ZLI7S)

108 I love the dog videos. I have an 8 month old Golden Retriever. Anything that moves is fascinating to her. Cleaning day is a job and a half..crouches, chases then attacks brooms, mops and the vaccuum cleaner. Cute but not helpful!

Posted by: Molly k. at February 06, 2023 07:53 PM (j/yko)

109 It meets the minimum legal requirements to be called such.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 06, 2023 07:46 PM (3AR13)

I meet the minimum legal requirements to be called beef.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2023 07:53 PM (QBaJw)

110 Baltimore plot uncovered when female suspect confided in FBI confidential source. Does no one watch TV anymore? Anyone you don't know well is a Fed people. And some you know well are as well. Opsec.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 06, 2023 07:48 PM (oWBc3)

Right. Unless your plot to blow stuff up was cooked up by you yourself, and you're pretty sure YOU aren't a fed, chances are damn near certain it was cooked up by a fed.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2023 07:51 PM (QBaJw)

So its an Op.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 07:54 PM (eoQWY)

111 Do they make miniature dairy cows?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

That's where the tiny plastic creamer cups come from.

Posted by: She Hobbit at February 06, 2023 07:54 PM (ftFVW)

112 Our Malinois, Breccia, was like that. She had already figured out how to beat our latest attempts to keep her in the yard before we completed them. Still have buried cinder blocks two deep and wired to the bottom of the fences to keep her from tunneling out.
Posted by: Beartooth at February 06, 2023 07:53 PM (N52dd)

Ok, serious question: difference between a GSD and a Malinois?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 07:54 PM (CsVWE)

113 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
Wonder if I could get away with 99 of them

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 07:55 PM (xhxe8)

114 Do they make miniature dairy cows?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 06, 2023 07:52 PM (yQpMk)

need a constant supply of toddlers to milk them.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 07:55 PM (eoQWY)

115 I have five quatloos says Joe mentions the Baltimore thing tomorrow. Wait, no one is gonna take that bet.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2023 07:55 PM (u73oe)

116 I meet the minimum legal requirements to be called beef.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2023 07:53 PM

I wouldn't presume to debate you.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 06, 2023 07:55 PM (3AR13)

117 111 Do they make miniature dairy cows?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

That's where the tiny plastic creamer cups come from.
Posted by: She Hobbit at February 06, 2023 07:54 PM (ftFVW)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 07:55 PM (CsVWE)

118 >>>Rocking horses..

So how common are those rockers, and how long have they been around? Is this something that has been a thing for ages and I just never knew about it?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 06, 2023 07:56 PM (gv7Yb)

119 116 I meet the minimum legal requirements to be called beef.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2023 07:53 PM

I wouldn't presume to debate you.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 06, 2023 07:55 PM (3AR13)

That is wise.

Posted by: Obligatory Star Trek ref at February 06, 2023 07:56 PM (CsVWE)

120 Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2023 07:51 PM (QBaJw)

So its an Op.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 07:54 PM (eoQWY)

Heck, I don't know. But these days, until proven otherwise, that's what I assume. Just like whenever anyone puts a noose somewhere, or paints a swastika on something, I always assume it's a POC who done it, trying to make it look like neo neo neo neo neo nazileons. They come and go, they come and go.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2023 07:58 PM (QBaJw)

121 Miniature cows? That’s ridiculous!

*Looks at my pet tiny giraffe*

Never mind.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2023 07:58 PM (u73oe)

122 > Think more legs...
Posted by: She Hobbit at February 06, 2023 07:52 PM (ftFVW)

Rats and weevils eat better if you call them "millers" and "bargemen".

Follow me for more handy nautical cuisine tips!

Posted by: Guy What Read All of Patrick O'Brian's Sea Novels at February 06, 2023 07:58 PM (bW8dp)

123 > Ok, serious question: difference between a GSD and a Malinois?

Malinois are typically lighter than GSDs. They also don't have that extremely stupid "breed standard" where their back legs are shorter, giving their back a downward sloping angle when they walk. Malinois' backs are horizontal when they walk.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2023 07:59 PM (eyxn4)

124 > need a constant supply of toddlers to milk them.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 07:55 PM (eoQWY)

Easier than milking almonds.

For generic "nut milk", you need someone like Don Lemon.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 06, 2023 07:59 PM (bW8dp)

125 I wouldn't presume to debate you.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 06, 2023 07:55 PM (3AR13)

That is wise.
Posted by: Obligatory Star Trek ref at February 06, 2023 07:56 PM (CsVWE)

That's what SHE said...

... wait.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2023 07:59 PM (QBaJw)

126 >>>This ostrich (or whatever) does some kind of dance.

There is a reply to this with a clip of a little boy on a dirt road who picks up a chicken. Kinda odd, since chickens don't usually let themselves be picked up so easily.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 06, 2023 07:59 PM (gv7Yb)

127 Wall off Baltimore for a week and you wouldn't recognize what was left.

Posted by: pawn at February 06, 2023 07:59 PM (wsHtO)

128 Horses are so literal.

Posted by: Greta at February 06, 2023 08:00 PM (PyOKD)

129 > They also don't have that extremely stupid "breed standard" where their back legs are shorter,

If PETA was really worth a bucket of warm shit, they'd be going after the AKC. They've been the ruin of so many formerly excellent dog breeds.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 06, 2023 08:00 PM (bW8dp)

130 > 127 Wall off Baltimore for a week and you wouldn't recognize what was left.
Posted by: pawn at February 06, 2023 07:59 PM (wsHtO)

Same for any blue city.

Food riots in three days. Cannibalism within a week.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 06, 2023 08:01 PM (bW8dp)

131 Ha, ha.

zerohedge @zerohedge · 4h
*BED BATH & BEYOND SHARES EXTEND RALLY TO AN INTRADAY RECORD 90%

zerohedge @zerohedge · 4h
BBBY +100%

zerohedge @zerohedge · 4h
BBBY halted because too many nutjobs

zerohedge @zerohedge · 4h
Maybe BBBY can sell some stonk and reverse its bankruptcy

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 06, 2023 08:01 PM (Vwz3I)

132 Malinois are typically lighter than GSDs. They also don't have that extremely stupid "breed standard" where their back legs are shorter, giving their back a downward sloping angle when they walk. Malinois' backs are horizontal when they walk.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2023 07:59 PM (eyxn4)

Hmmm, I wonder if they have fewer hip problems as they age?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 08:02 PM (CsVWE)

133 Sure, everyone wants a capybara, until it comes time to bail them out of jail on a Saturday night.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 06, 2023 08:02 PM (PyOKD)

134 > They also don't have that extremely stupid "breed standard" where their back legs are shorter,

If PETA was really worth a bucket of warm shit, they'd be going after the AKC. They've been the ruin of so many formerly excellent dog breeds.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 06, 2023 08:00 PM (bW8dp)

PETA hate animals almost as much as they hate people. All pets that enter their clutches are instantly euthanized no matter what.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 08:02 PM (eoQWY)

135 Watching a guy stream Hogwarts Legacy (or rather a clip of the beginning.) Looks gorgeous and the voice acting seems excellent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 08:02 PM (CsVWE)

136 zerohedge @zerohedge · 4h
Maybe BBBY can sell some stonk and reverse its bankruptcy

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 06, 2023 08:01 PM (Vwz3I)


I thought they already tried that and it didn't work last year.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 06, 2023 08:02 PM (uNylN)

137 The Webz sayz that I can buy mico mini jersey cows that stand 3' at the hip.

Interesting.

I have always thought that fresh dairy products were what I will miss the most during the Burning Time.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 06, 2023 08:03 PM (yQpMk)

138 dog pic for sale, uploaded 2019

https://tinyurl.com/5fy5atay

I could not find the original source, seems to be used for search and rescue dog promotional sites.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 06, 2023 08:03 PM (Cus5s)

139 PETA hate animals almost as much as they hate people. All pets that enter their clutches are instantly euthanized no matter what.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 08:02 PM (eoQWY)

And that tells you everything you need to know about those fuckers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 08:03 PM (CsVWE)

140 I just thought that some putts might get chased down and batted away
Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 07:52 PM (eoQWY)

If these cat guards were stationed at a particular hole rather than wandering about, it would take less than 3 parties coming through for them to figure it out, I'm sure. Just quietly sitting right near the hole and swat-swat and a swat or maybe they'd like the sound of the ball falling in and aid bad players with an assist or two.

Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 08:03 PM (3byMq)

141 I heard that Bed, Bath, and Beyond was merging with a neo-Saddamist organization.

New name: Bed, Baath, and Beyond.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 06, 2023 08:04 PM (bW8dp)

142 In total fairness to Slow Joe and his SOTU speech, those big gaps on the page are probably applause breaks for a notoriously slow, boring, and self congratulatory bit of Beltway fappery. I'm not a fan of this particular artifact of US political culture, obviously; I care what they do and very little of what they say so pol speeches in general just aren't my thing.

Posted by: CppThis at February 06, 2023 08:04 PM (PZvjL)

143 This seems like a BFD:

Ongoing FBI investigations have determined that Chinese-built Huawei equipment on cell towers near US military bases in the midwest can capture and disrupt DOD communications, including those of US STRATCOM. The Strategic Command is responsible for the US nuclear arsenal.

https://bit.ly/3lczKWs

Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2023 08:04 PM (eyxn4)

144 Every GSD I've known has horrible hip dysplasia.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 06, 2023 08:04 PM (y/a4v)

145 fd: "Our dog Scout is a mad cricket hunter. If one gets away he will stand there and bark at it in it's hiding place."

So instead of chirping all night, you get barking? Sounds like trouble.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 06, 2023 08:04 PM (aXxgO)

146 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Kirk doesn't wear personal protection gear and infects an entire planet.

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2023 08:04 PM (iayUP)

147 Midget Russians make airplane bottles of vodka.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2023 08:05 PM (9qSw/)

148 Everyone have a good evening, time for me to turn this off

https://tinyurl.com/yckhyt4r
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 08:05 PM (xhxe8)

149 You just know that Kirk has types of VD that are unknown to human science.

McCoy has probably published a lot of journal articles about that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 06, 2023 08:06 PM (bW8dp)

150 PETA is the BLM of Red Crosses

Posted by: CppThis at February 06, 2023 08:06 PM (PZvjL)

151 146 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Kirk doesn't wear personal protection gear and infects an entire planet.
Posted by: fd at February 06, 2023 08:04 PM (iayUP)

Mark of Gideon. To be fair, they were asking for it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 08:06 PM (CsVWE)

152 PETA hate animals almost as much as they hate people. All pets that enter their clutches are instantly euthanized no matter what.
Posted by: Oldcat

People for the Efficient Termination of Animals.

Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 08:06 PM (P1f+c)

153 Night Skip. Catch you on the flip side.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 08:06 PM (CsVWE)

154 146 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Kirk doesn't wear personal protection gear and infects an entire planet.

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2023 08:04 PM (iayUP)


Yeast infection, right? I remember that one.

Candida One: Rigel system

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2023 08:06 PM (9qSw/)

155 "So instead of chirping all night, you get barking? Sounds like trouble.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel"


Well no he sleeps in the shop at night, but there have been times when I have heard him going nuts in the backyard and when I went to check it out it was a damn cricket or toad.

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2023 08:07 PM (iayUP)

156 You can see by the way I use my walk
I'm a Malinois; no time to talk!
Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!
Malinois! Malinois!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 06, 2023 08:07 PM (Vwz3I)

157 Ongoing FBI investigations have determined that Chinese-built Huawei equipment on cell towers near US military bases in the midwest can capture and disrupt DOD communications, including those of US STRATCOM.

No, they're fine. They'd tell me if they were spying/disrupting.

Posted by: Gen. Mark Milley, PRC at February 06, 2023 08:08 PM (aXxgO)

158 I love it when Tucker not so subtlety attacks Jennifer Griffin.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 06, 2023 08:08 PM (up/3i)

159 I'd like to thank SMH and Ace for the wonderful picture last night. It was appreciated by all of the Horde's Chiroptophiles!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 06, 2023 08:08 PM (a3Q+t)

160 Commiefornia strikes another niche retailer; Ham Radio Outlet is closing its Whale's Vagina location citing "...extreme increases in rent and non-business friendly policies by the state, county, and local governments...".

https://is.gd/oLYZHL

Posted by: Bert G at February 06, 2023 08:08 PM (aCgRi)

161 43 This seems like a BFD:

Ongoing FBI investigations have determined that Chinese-built Huawei equipment on cell towers near US military bases in the midwest can capture and disrupt DOD communications, including those of US STRATCOM. The Strategic Command is responsible for the US nuclear arsenal.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2023 08:04 PM (eyxn4)

Remember when The Powers That Be ranted for months that OrangeManBad was bad for going after Huawei? Good times, good times.

Posted by: CppThis at February 06, 2023 08:09 PM (PZvjL)

162 I'm wrapping up dinner with a cannabis chocolate chip cookie. Quite tasty.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 06, 2023 08:09 PM (eGTCV)

163 Many meatballs on Ikea, new meatballs.

Posted by: Guild Navigator at February 06, 2023 08:09 PM (63Dwl)

164 This is the part of the story where we find out that the CCP has been eating all our Oreos and sticking our toothbrushes in the toilet water.

Oh, and our politicians gave them a key to the house.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2023 08:10 PM (9qSw/)

165 golden retriever pic had ball digitally removed from pic. He was waiting for her to throw the ball again.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 06, 2023 08:10 PM (Cus5s)

166 This seems like a BFD:

Ongoing FBI investigations have determined that Chinese-built Huawei equipment on cell towers near US military bases in the midwest can capture and disrupt DOD communications, including those of US STRATCOM. The Strategic Command is responsible for the US nuclear arsenal.

https://bit.ly/3lczKWs
Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2023 08:04 PM (eyxn4)
---
As was discussed earlier, the FBI lies so much, why should we believe what they are saying now?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 08:11 PM (BpYfr)

167 "Every GSD I've known has horrible hip dysplasia."

I have purposely avoided the extremely sloped rear GSDs. I'm no expert or breeder, but I love the breed. Out of 6, only one had hip problems, the first one.

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2023 08:11 PM (iayUP)

168 > Candida One: Rigel system

Candida is a Latin word for "white". "Candidates" for office used chalk dust to make their togas whiter so they'd stand out in the forum.

The common cause of yeast infection is named Candida albicans. "Albicans" comes from another Latin word for white.

Also, "Senate" comes from the same Latin root as "senile".

Posted by: Pedantry Break at February 06, 2023 08:11 PM (bW8dp)

169 Turkey earthquake footage thread.

https://tinyurl.com/yhev9bmv

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 06, 2023 08:11 PM (PyOKD)

170 I'm wrapping up dinner with a cannabis chocolate chip cookie. Quite tasty.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 06, 2023 08:09 PM (eGTCV)


A snack food that gives you the munchies. Brilliant!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 06, 2023 08:11 PM (yQpMk)

171 "You just know that Kirk has types of VD that are unknown to human science."

He's mere calcium, actin, and myosin bonded by VD at this point. Wears it well though.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 06, 2023 08:11 PM (aXxgO)

172 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Kirk doesn't wear personal protection gear and infects an entire planet.
----------------
HURT PEE I
JIM
YOU TOO??

Posted by: the horta at February 06, 2023 08:12 PM (Vwz3I)

173 I love the dog videos. I have an 8 month old Golden Retriever. Anything that moves is fascinating to her. Cleaning day is a job and a half..crouches, chases then attacks brooms, mops and the vaccuum cleaner. Cute but not helpful!
Posted by: Molly k. at February 06, 2023 07:53 PM (j/yko)
~~~~~

Is this your first Golden? Because if it is I just want to let you know that they have the longest puppyhoods of all dogs--maybe five or six years LOL!

I love Goldens too. Have had five altogether, and currently have Whiskey, who just turned six. They're the best.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 06, 2023 08:12 PM (3ImbR)

174 I'm wrapping up dinner with a cannabis chocolate chip cookie. Quite tasty.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 06, 2023 08:09 PM (eGTCV)

Oh boy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 06, 2023 08:12 PM (Q65mO)

175 China has a massive population. Even if a quarter of them are loyal to the regime, it's a massive army.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2023 08:12 PM (9qSw/)

176 and you're pretty sure YOU aren't a fed
Posted by: BurtTC

Some days I'm less certain than others.

Posted by: bobski at February 06, 2023 08:13 PM (P1f+c)

177 Give the Chinese credit where due. They saw an opening - to build shit cheap - even when shown how - even when it was against the best interests of us.

They looked at the idea of us buying the rope to hang ourselves, and came in as the low bid. Then convinced us to build the rope factory over there.

I get it, in a way, regarding their confidence. If this goes hot ? All our money won't mean shit. Of course, all their money won't mean shit either. But you tell me - who has further to fall.

Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 06, 2023 08:13 PM (bHvPK)

178 I heard that Bed, Bath, and Beyond was merging with a neo-Saddamist organization.

New name: Bed, Baath, and Beyond.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 06, 2023 08:04 PM (bW8dp)

Popular hippity hop artist opens store than sells yard crap:

Birdbath and Beyonce.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2023 08:13 PM (M2qSa)

179 > 175 China has a massive population. Even if a quarter of them are loyal to the regime, it's a massive army.

China also has a long history of falling apart at a nervous cough. It's more likely they disintegrate into another "Warring States" period than they actually managed to carry off global conquest.

Posted by: Pedantry Break at February 06, 2023 08:14 PM (bW8dp)

180 168 > Candida One: Rigel system

Candida is a Latin word for "white". "Candidates" for office used chalk dust to make their togas whiter so they'd stand out in the forum.

The common cause of yeast infection is named Candida albicans. "Albicans" comes from another Latin word for white.

Also, "Senate" comes from the same Latin root as "senile".
Posted by: Pedantry Break at February 06, 2023 08:11 PM (bW8dp)

Isn't this technically an etymology break?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 08:14 PM (eYoxG)

181 Even dogs will rat you out (at least for drugs and other contraband). Cats, though, nope, they'd don't squeal.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 06, 2023 08:14 PM (KAi1n)

182 and you're pretty sure YOU aren't a fed
Posted by: BurtTC

Some days I'm less certain than others.
Posted by: bobski at February 06, 2023 08:13 PM (P1f+c)

Let's face it, in some ways, we're all feds.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2023 08:15 PM (M2qSa)

183 Also, "Senate" comes from the same Latin root as "senile".
Posted by: Pedantry Break

The Latvians were a wise people.

Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 08:15 PM (P1f+c)

184 China is probably just fine with going back to agrarian feudalism as long as there's enough lostech floating around for the ruling elite to have nice things. It's China, they've been at this for thousands of years.

Posted by: CppThis at February 06, 2023 08:15 PM (PZvjL)

185 China has a massive population. Even if a quarter of them are loyal to the regime, it's a massive army.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2023 08:12 PM (9qSw/)

Big armies are easy. Keeping them alive at any distance from the home base is a mite harder.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 08:16 PM (eoQWY)

186 China also has a long history of falling apart at a nervous cough. It's more likely they disintegrate into another "Warring States" period than they actually managed to carry off global conquest.
Posted by: Pedantry Break at February 06, 2023 08:14 PM (bW8dp)


Probably best to assume that things change.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2023 08:16 PM (9qSw/)

187 Also, "Senate" comes from the same Latin root as "senile".
Posted by: Pedantry Break

Isn't this technically an etymology break?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

Well, it was.....

Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 08:16 PM (P1f+c)

188 China has a massive population. Even if a quarter of them are loyal to the regime, it's a massive army.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

But no real way to feed, clothe, or transport.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 08:17 PM (R4xvm)

189 > Probably best to assume that things change.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2023 08:16 PM (9qSw/)

Maybe, but you'll have to convince the Chinese. Falling apart is what they EXPECT to happen. It's happened dozens of times before. It's built-in to the cake.


Posted by: Pedantry Break at February 06, 2023 08:17 PM (bW8dp)

190 185 China has a massive population. Even if a quarter of them are loyal to the regime, it's a massive army.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2023 08:12 PM (9qSw/)

Big armies are easy. Keeping them alive at any distance from the home base is a mite harder.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 08:16 PM (eoQWY)

Amateurs: Tactics
Professionals: Logistics

Posted by: Shit Ike said at February 06, 2023 08:18 PM (CsVWE)

191 Who's most likely to nuke?

China, Russia, India, Iran, Pakistan or Norks?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2023 08:18 PM (9qSw/)

192 I see that a 16 year old girl got gotten by a shark in a river in Australia.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 06, 2023 08:18 PM (FVME7)

193 179 China also has a long history of falling apart at a nervous cough. It's more likely they disintegrate into another "Warring States" period than they actually managed to carry off global conquest.
Posted by: Pedantry Break at February 06, 2023 08:14 PM (bW8dp)

I characterize China's history as periods of peace punctuated by extreme ultraviolence when said peace leads to a dispute over who gets to be the Son of Heaven. Taiwan might be within their capabilities but yes, anything beyond that and they'd fall apart. But I don't think they really want world domination, just regional hegemony and no superpowers interfering with that.

Posted by: CppThis at February 06, 2023 08:18 PM (PZvjL)

194 170 I'm wrapping up dinner with a cannabis chocolate chip cookie. Quite tasty.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 06, 2023 08:09 PM (eGTCV)


A snack food that gives you the munchies. Brilliant!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 06, 2023 08:11 PM (yQpMk)

Weed Doritos could be an interesting snack.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 06, 2023 08:18 PM (eGTCV)

195 pawn: "Wall off Baltimore for a week and you wouldn't recognize what was left."

Yeah, that's the town we never visit or speak about.

Posted by: Thunderdome at February 06, 2023 08:18 PM (aXxgO)

196 Just got home. It's grey and blustery and spitting outside. Getting off the boat, there was a lot of wave action on the floating dock, so we were all walking like drunken sailors.

Getting more snow in the mountains this week. I should go X county skiing. It's so lovely. Anyone want to come?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 06, 2023 08:19 PM (U2p+3)

197
Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby sent a letter to General Synod member Sam Margrave demanding an apology

_________

Marcus Welby >> Justin Welby

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 06, 2023 08:19 PM (MoZTd)

198 zerohedge @zerohedge · 4h
BBBY halted because too many nutjobs

---

That is so offensive. "Too many nutjobs." I assume it's like the reddit meme-stocks or whatever from a few years ago where Mitt Romney types were going to swoop in and make their millions, and instead regular people swooped in and did it instead. 100% legally, 100% to the benefit of little nobodies.

And it must be stopped.

Posted by: If we had signed, we would have opened our borders and killed our own manufacturers - Ukraine, 2013 at February 06, 2023 08:19 PM (XTk1T)

199 China has a massive population. Even if a quarter of them are loyal to the regime, it's a massive army.

Who cares ? Seriously. Have you ever watched what happens when China attempts to push ? They lost in Vietnam way worse than we did.

Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 06, 2023 08:20 PM (bHvPK)

200 > China, Russia, India, Iran, Pakistan or Norks?

My money would be on this order:

1) Norks
2) Pakis
3) Iranians

China, Russia, and India are unlikely, IMO, unless someone else nukes them first or tries to invade.

Posted by: Pedantry Break at February 06, 2023 08:20 PM (bW8dp)

201
I characterize China's history as periods of peace punctuated by extreme ultraviolence when said peace leads to a dispute over who gets to be the Son of Heaven. Taiwan might be within their capabilities but yes, anything beyond that and they'd fall apart. But I don't think they really want world domination, just regional hegemony and no superpowers interfering with that.
Posted by: CppThis at February 06, 2023 08:18 PM (PZvjL)

They've openly stated their desire to be the world superpower, although this probably shouldn't be understood as world conquest. The Middle Kingdom ideal has them as the center of the world with everyone looking up to them, power, wealth, culture. But not actual direct rule over many of these "inferior" states.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 08:20 PM (eYoxG)

202
China also has a long history of falling apart at a nervous cough. It's more likely they disintegrate into another "Warring States" period than they actually managed to carry off global conquest.
Posted by: Pedantry Break at February 06, 2023 08:14 PM (bW8dp)

___________

Warlords Era, Chapter the Second. Woot!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 06, 2023 08:21 PM (MoZTd)

203 Weed Doritos could be an interesting snack.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 06, 2023 08:18 PM (eGTCV)

You could sell it with grape jelly dipping sauce. Nom nom . . . Wha?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 06, 2023 08:21 PM (xhaym)

204 Weed Doritos could be an interesting snack.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 06, 2023 08:18 PM (eGTCV)

You could sell it with grape jelly dipping sauce. Nom nom . . . Wha?
Posted by: Kindltot

Weed pretzels with ranch dressing. Oh my.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 08:22 PM (R4xvm)

205 China has never expanded much beyond its current borders, even in periods when they had more relative power than they do now. They seem to be perfectly happy to just rule the ethnic Han, along with a big buffer state off to the west to keep out the barbarians.

I suppose you could argue that the Yuan Dynasty was different, but those were Mongols, not Han Chinese.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 06, 2023 08:23 PM (bW8dp)

206 So maybe it's in China's best interest to use asymmetrical warfare, from cyber to dirty bombs, since they fall apart so quick.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2023 08:23 PM (9qSw/)

207
They lost in Vietnam way worse than we did.
Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 06, 2023 08:20 PM (bHvPK)

__________

It did, however, have the virtue of being relatively quick.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 06, 2023 08:23 PM (MoZTd)

208 175 China has a massive population. Even if a quarter of them are loyal to the regime, it's a massive army.
China also has a long history of falling apart at a nervous cough. It's more likely they disintegrate into another "Warring States" period than they actually managed to carry off global conquest.
Posted by: Pedantry Break at February 06, 2023 08:14 PM (bW8dp)

Gotta feed all them Chinamen.

No easy task even for a few months of conflict.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 06, 2023 08:23 PM (R/m4+)

209 Market them like the little kid snack boxes "Lunchables." Call them "Munchiebles" and have all kinds of weird combos, and a Purple Drank homage as appropriate.

Charge $20 per box and stoners would line up around the block to buy them.

Posted by: If we had signed, we would have opened our borders and killed our own manufacturers - Ukraine, 2013 at February 06, 2023 08:24 PM (XTk1T)

210 Guy at Insty has an excellent idea for SOTU: while Biden is droning on, McCarthy needs to pull a white, helium-filled balloon out of his desk and let it drift over Congress.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2023 08:24 PM (eOEVl)

211 This seems like a BFD:

Ongoing FBI investigations have determined that Chinese-built Huawei equipment on cell towers near US military bases in the midwest can capture and disrupt DOD communications, including those of US STRATCOM. The Strategic Command is responsible for the US nuclear arsenal.

https://bit.ly/3lczKWs
Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2023 08:04 PM (eyxn4)
---
As was discussed earlier, the FBI lies so much, why should we believe what they are saying now?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 08:11 PM (BpYfr)


Throckmorton"s Razor (learned this morning): Assume that any authority which previously provided false data is always acting dishonestly. (Minuteman's corollary: "...even if it may support your position")

Posted by: LASue at February 06, 2023 08:25 PM (Ed8Zd)

212 210 Guy at Insty has an excellent idea for SOTU: while Biden is droning on, McCarthy needs to pull a white, helium-filled balloon out of his desk and let it drift over Congress.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2023 08:24 PM (eOEVl)

Man, that would be classic. If all republicans brought balloons to the SOTU and started inflating then during his speech.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2023 08:25 PM (9qSw/)

213 Never before seen footage of the balloon shoot down...

*DCS* "Digital Combat Simulator" IOW... not real.

Antics by the F-22 however are purported to be achievable in the actual aircraft.

YMMV still fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqF-AEpUkZM

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 06, 2023 08:26 PM (Q4IgG)

214 > No easy task even for a few months of conflict.

Especially not when the local Big Cheeses stop taking orders from Beijing the moment the food trucks stop rolling.

See comment above about Baltimore. Same thing, except with a billion people.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 06, 2023 08:26 PM (bW8dp)

215 > Antics by the F-22 however are purported to be achievable in the actual aircraft.

I get to see them regularly here, and they can do some amazing shit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 06, 2023 08:27 PM (bW8dp)

216 This seems like a BFD:

Ongoing FBI investigations have determined that Chinese-built Huawei equipment on cell towers near US military bases in the midwest can capture and disrupt DOD communications, including those of US STRATCOM. The Strategic Command is responsible for the US nuclear arsenal.

https://bit.ly/3lczKWs
Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2023 08:04 PM (eyxn4)

Until they start arresting and convicting the FBI agents so derelict in their duty to let this happen, well, its probably all a lie.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 08:27 PM (eoQWY)

217 Ok, stay with me here. Girl Scout Cookies made with weed!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2023 08:27 PM (u73oe)

218 Too bad AtC doesn't hang out here anymore, they finally made a machine gun just her size:

https://bit.ly/3x1SKcW

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 06, 2023 08:28 PM (Bd6X8)

219 Weed Doritos could be an interesting snack.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 06, 2023 08:18 PM (eGTCV)

How could you ever stop eating them?

Posted by: LASue at February 06, 2023 08:28 PM (Ed8Zd)

220 I see that a 16 year old girl got gotten by a shark in a river in Australia.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 06, 2023 08:18 PM (FVME7)

Well damn. Just the other day I was saying something snide about Chinese spy balloons being the river shark attacks of 2023.

I guess there's a first time for everything.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2023 08:28 PM (M2qSa)

221 Ok, stay with me here. Girl Scout Cookies made with weed!
Posted by: Duke Lowell

And you've already priced yourself out of the market.

Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 08:28 PM (P1f+c)

222
How could you ever stop eating them?
Posted by: LASue at February 06, 2023 08:28 PM (Ed8Zd

The endless loop until your stomach bursts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2023 08:29 PM (9qSw/)

223 Weed Doritos could be an interesting snack.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 06, 2023 08:18 PM (eGTCV)

For eating or smoking?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 06, 2023 08:29 PM (VwHCD)

224 "Girl Scout Cookies made with weed!
Posted by: Duke Lowell "


Grasshoppers?

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2023 08:29 PM (iayUP)

225 218 Too bad AtC doesn't hang out here anymore, they finally made a machine gun just her size:

https://bit.ly/3x1SKcW
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 06, 2023 08:28 PM (Bd6X

Pretty cool.

Posted by: Shit Ike said at February 06, 2023 08:30 PM (CsVWE)

226 Ongoing FBI investigations have determined that Chinese-built Huawei equipment on cell towers near US military bases in the midwest can capture and disrupt DOD communications, including those of US STRATCOM. The Strategic Command is responsible for the US nuclear arsenal.

I'd like to care ... except if 9/11 is any indication, the response of Chinese cyber infiltration will be my own government insisting I give up more of my own cyber-security.

You know, in a way, this whole "Chinese Spy Balloon" shit is embarrassing. Because they already paid for all this intel ... and here we are making them pull double duty.

Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 06, 2023 08:30 PM (bHvPK)

227 Ok, stay with me here. Girl Scout Cookies made with weed!
Posted by: Duke Lowell

I think the Thin Mints already have crack in them. You could try it on the Samoas.

Posted by: She Hobbit at February 06, 2023 08:31 PM (ftFVW)

228 /off Eisenhower sock

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 08:31 PM (CsVWE)

229 Throckmorton"s Razor (learned this morning): Assume that any authority which previously provided false data is always acting dishonestly. (Minuteman's corollary: "...even if it may support your position")
Posted by: LASue at February 06, 2023 08:25 PM (Ed8Zd)

This one's a tossup though. Eff Bee Eye lying, or incredible incompetence and/or malfeasance on the part of military installation personnel.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2023 08:31 PM (M2qSa)

230 Are the Girl Scouts still called Girl Scouts? And if so, why?

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2023 08:31 PM (iayUP)

231 Getting more snow in the mountains this week. I should go X county skiing. It's so lovely. Anyone want to come?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 06, 2023 08:19 PM (U2p+3)

Sounds delightful...but my knees say "nope" even to X-country skiing these days.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 06, 2023 08:31 PM (CCSxw)

232 Girl Scout cookies made with weed is kinda like a perpetual motion machine.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2023 08:31 PM (u73oe)

233 Even dogs will rat you out (at least for drugs and other contraband). Cats, though, nope, they'd don't squeal.
Posted by: SFGoth

Not MegaRoy. We all hide and ambush each other for the jump scare. If his royal big grey assness gets wind of a pending jump scare, he'll sit where he can observe the funnel. Giving it all away, the bastid. In hindsight, this is probably also where he discovered that it's tons of fun to ambush my drunken ass late a night as I stagger to bed.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 06, 2023 08:31 PM (3CCua)

234 So now the story is balloons happened but they didn't tell Trump. Right. Call me when they put Mattis in front of a firing squad for treason.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 06, 2023 08:33 PM (oWBc3)

235 *sees top picture*

*tries not to cry*

That's what Goldies do. They're great at comforting.

Posted by: pookysgirl, giving JT The Wonder Dog an extra scritch at February 06, 2023 08:33 PM (XKZwp)

236 Too bad AtC doesn't hang out here anymore, they finally made a machine gun just her size:

https://bit.ly/3x1SKcW

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 06, 2023 08:28 PM (Bd6X

Damn that looks fun.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 06, 2023 08:33 PM (VwHCD)

237 Not MegaRoy. We all hide and ambush each other for the jump scare. If his royal big grey assness gets wind of a pending jump scare, he'll sit where he can observe the funnel. Giving it all away, the bastid. In hindsight, this is probably also where he discovered that it's tons of fun to ambush my drunken ass late a night as I stagger to bed.
Posted by: BifBewalski

Shoulda named him Cato

Posted by: Clouseau at February 06, 2023 08:34 PM (cPGH3)

238 So now the story is balloons happened but they didn't tell Trump. Right. Call me when they put Mattis in front of a firing squad for treason.

Seriously - one time I'll give Biden a pass. Because I absolutely believe the Five Sided NutHouse doesn't feel they serve a civilian anymore.

And that is not good. At all.

Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 06, 2023 08:34 PM (bHvPK)

239 Are the Girl Scouts still called Girl Scouts? And if so, why?
Posted by: fd

No. I believe the proper registered name is 'Scouts that identify as girls and support abortion'

Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 08:35 PM (R4xvm)

240 The "High Command" here in the US made a deal with the ChiComs to allow overflights to snoop on shit for a price. The caveat? Make it look like a weather balloon so we don't have to answer questions.

++ Chinese "weather balloon" takes flight ++

Face palms in the "High Command."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 06, 2023 08:35 PM (Q4IgG)

241 Too bad AtC doesn't hang out here anymore, they finally made a machine gun just her size:

https://bit.ly/3x1SKcW

Posted by: Blanco Basura

That is, I dare say..., hobbit sized.

Posted by: She Hobbit at February 06, 2023 08:35 PM (ftFVW)

242 >>So now the story is balloons happened but they didn't tell Trump. Right. Call me when they put Mattis in front of a firing squad for treason.

The head of NORAD says they didn't see any balloons when Trump was president. If NORAD didn't know how would Mattis or anyone else? Sounds more like the whole thing is just another lie.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2023 08:36 PM (ZLI7S)

243 Front Hole Scouts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 06, 2023 08:36 PM (+Wcyp)

244 No, there were 3 balloons when Trump was president. I heard it on Fox News Radio.

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2023 08:37 PM (iayUP)

245
Are the Girl Scouts still called Girl Scouts?

_________

Now they're the Scoutx.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 06, 2023 08:38 PM (MoZTd)

246 "So now the story is balloons happened but they didn't tell Trump. Right. Call me when they put Mattis in front of a firing squad for treason."

somewhere a little bit ago, I read Mattis denied, and said there were never any China balloons. (but then again, he would have to say that or be exposed for criminal/treasonous actions)

And yeah, treason, because we are truly at war with China (not to mention on war footing against "terrorism", of which multiple things the CCP is doing qualify, as terrorism -- the plague, the Huawei spying, the buying of our politicians, the various infiltrations of our institutions, and more).

Posted by: illiniwek at February 06, 2023 08:38 PM (Cus5s)

247 There were no spy balloons during the Trump presidency. If there were, it would have been leaked and the caterwauling by the mfm/Dems would have been heard across time and space.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2023 08:39 PM (sAmhv)

248 The head of NORAD says they didn't see any balloons when Trump was president. If NORAD didn't know how would Mattis or anyone else? Sounds more like the whole thing is just another lie.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2023 08:36 PM (ZLI7S)

We've read stories in the Times and Post, quoting dudes on the Joint Chiefs, about how they bullshitted Trump to keep committed in the 'Stan.

Seriously - would it surprise you that they are bullshitting the current CiC as well ? Or that they've bullshitted prior CiCs ?

This is not good. One of the key fundamentals, with our huge military, has always been civilian oversight - for good or ill. Looks like that is gone. No Bueno.

Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 06, 2023 08:39 PM (bHvPK)

249 247 There were no spy balloons during the Trump presidency. If there were, it would have been leaked and the caterwauling by the mfm/Dems would have been heard across time and space.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2023 08:39 PM (sAmhv

Trump would have shot them down and hauled them to the front door of the UN.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2023 08:40 PM (9qSw/)

250 247 There were no spy balloons during the Trump presidency. If there were, it would have been leaked and the caterwauling by the mfm/Dems would have been heard across time and space.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2023 08:39 PM (sAmhv)

WE know that, but they have to have the fictions to feed their base.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 08:40 PM (CsVWE)

251 https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=L3tnH4FGbd0

China is asshoe

Posted by: Infidel at February 06, 2023 08:41 PM (YJQJ8)

252 Next president, Trump or DeSantis, needs to fire every flag officer in the pentagon on day one.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2023 08:42 PM (u73oe)

253 Ok, serious question: difference between a GSD and a Malinois?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 07:54 PM (CsVWE)

Sorry for the tardy response. Work issue don't ya see.

Malinois are a Belgian Shepard that look similar to a German Shepard but tend to be leaner, smarter, faster, and a harder bite. Their hind quarters are more straight across than the GS. GS dogs have a slight sloping back to the hind quarters. Malinois tend to have short hair except for the chest which resembles the GS. GS have a long and multi colored coat (black, tan, red).

They are used extensively as military and police dogs. They win more than their fair share of agility competitions. There are some amazing videos out there of their abilities such as climbing walls. Like GS, they are very protective and tricksters.

Lots more to tell but got to go fix the back gate Heidi crashed.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 06, 2023 08:42 PM (N52dd)

254 There were no balloons when Drump was president because his bad breath blew them all away!

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at February 06, 2023 08:44 PM (iayUP)

255 248 We've read stories in the Times and Post, quoting dudes on the Joint Chiefs, about how they bullshitted Trump to keep committed in the 'Stan.

Seriously - would it surprise you that they are bullshitting the current CiC as well ? Or that they've bullshitted prior CiCs ?
Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 06, 2023 08:39 PM (bHvPK)

This is why I've applied something less than the Ace-approved level of cruelty in my assessment of Slow Joe's handling of sandbox affairs. In just a couple of months it became disturbingly clear that everyone from Joe Sixpack to four wildly different presidential administrations was massively lied to about everything for a very long time.

Posted by: CppThis at February 06, 2023 08:44 PM (PZvjL)

256 A substack article on some near misses at airports lately: https://tinyurl.com/3ssub759

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 06, 2023 08:45 PM (4IUUf)

257 Lots more to tell but got to go fix the back gate Heidi crashed.
Posted by: Beartooth at February 06, 2023 08:42 PM (N52dd)

Thanks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 08:45 PM (CsVWE)

258 First there is a barroon, then there is no barroon, then there is.

Posted by: Donovan Mattis at February 06, 2023 08:46 PM (SYTee)

259 How long will an unopened jar of Fleishmann's yeast stay good?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 06, 2023 08:47 PM (yQpMk)

260 Is the trans "movement" Jim Jones 2.0? This guy thinks so:

https://bit.ly/3Yv8fpk

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 06, 2023 08:47 PM (Bd6X8)

261 You just know that Kirk has types of VD that are unknown to human science.

McCoy has probably published a lot of journal articles about that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 06, 2023 08:06 PM (bW8dp)

Its been documented.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N_KeXfd5OHI

Posted by: Beartooth at February 06, 2023 08:47 PM (N52dd)

262 I'm starting to think Dorkus is one of those parody handles, like Mary Cloggenstein.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 06, 2023 08:48 PM (OX9vb)

263 Somebody really REALLY needs to remake this but with a balloon.

https://tinyurl.com/ye285yee

Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2023 08:48 PM (eOEVl)

264 I'm starting to think Dorkus is one of those parody handles, like Mary Cloggenstein.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 06, 2023 08:48 PM (OX9vb)

———

Starting ?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2023 08:49 PM (u73oe)

265 I think I'll keep working on this AFV Club 1/48 RF-5E.

Weird that the intake mounted navigation lights are molded in clear plastic. Going to make painting interesting.

Instructions tell you to paint more of the rear fuselage burnt metal than photos show so ignore the instructions. Where to stop? Well a later step shows where the burnt metal color actually stops.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 08:49 PM (dCQ+C)

266 262 I'm starting to think Dorkus is one of those parody handles, like Mary Cloggenstein.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 06, 2023 08:48 PM (OX9vb)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE... OH, I GET IT.

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at February 06, 2023 08:50 PM (CsVWE)

267 Just bring back Screamin' Yello Zonkers. No need to put weed in them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 06, 2023 08:51 PM (4IUUf)

268 How long will an unopened jar of Fleishmann's yeast stay good?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

If you kept it in the freezer damn near forever. But if in the fridge - no longer than 2 years (if unopened). That's what I do at least.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 08:51 PM (R4xvm)

269 Next president, Trump or DeSantis, needs to fire every flag officer in the pentagon on day one.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2023 08:42 PM (u73oe)

Being a little older than 29 - I remember the shock when Bill Clinton shit-canned every US Attorney on Day One. But you know what, in his own way, he was right.

Obama did an absolute Purge of flag officers. And, that was his prerogative.

Trump ? Didn't fire a sole. Hence, the problem.

Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 06, 2023 08:51 PM (bHvPK)

270 > Somebody really REALLY needs to remake this but with a balloon.
_________

See #213

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 06, 2023 08:52 PM (Q4IgG)

271 So what is the story about the Capitol fencing? Anyone know?

If Kev is in charge I want to know why he authorized the fencing and if the Capitol Police are able to unilaterally do this I also would like to know who made that call and why.

Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 08:53 PM (3byMq)

272 Somebody really REALLY needs to remake this but with a balloon.
_________

See #213

Dang. You cannot sleep around here.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2023 08:54 PM (eOEVl)

273 Starting ?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2023 08:49 PM (u73oe)

I know, I'm a little slow.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 06, 2023 08:54 PM (OX9vb)

274 "You know, in a way, this whole "Chinese Spy Balloon" shit is embarrassing. Because they already paid for all this intel ... and here we are making them pull double duty.

Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 06, 2023 08:30 PM (bHvPK)"

ya srsly think anyone, even a #@*^%$ communiss, would trust someone who would sell out his country?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 06, 2023 08:55 PM (XzIdt)

275 So what is the story about the Capitol fencing? Anyone know?
Posted by: micky

I hope the story is "they're bringing back duels with swords," but I don't think it is.

Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 08:56 PM (P1f+c)

276 260 Is the trans "movement" Jim Jones 2.0? This guy thinks so:

https://bit.ly/3Yv8fpk
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 06, 2023 08:47 PM (Bd6X

Sucks to be whichever D congresscritter draws the short straw.

Posted by: CppThis at February 06, 2023 08:57 PM (PZvjL)

277 > omebody really REALLY needs to remake this but with a balloon.
_________

See #213

Dang. You cannot sleep around here.
_________

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 06, 2023 08:57 PM (Q4IgG)

278 "89 First comment on dog in Turkey I saw said it was an old photo, not in Turkey."
________________

True. The photo appears in other articles dating back two and three years. This photo appears to come from the Albanian earthquake of 2019. But who cares, right?

Posted by: MartynWW at February 06, 2023 08:57 PM (Ur3df)

279 This February contains two events: Groundhog Day and the SOTU (State of the Union) address. One is a meaningless ritual in which a clueless mammal prognosticates with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog.

Posted by: Halfhand at February 06, 2023 08:58 PM (vJSFc)

280 >259 How long will an unopened jar of Fleishmann's yeast stay good?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 06, 2023 08:47 PM (yQpMk)

Generally, the expiration date on the jar is a good guide. If its beyond the expiration date, you can test if the bugs are still active by blooming a spoonful in warm water. If you see a bunch of bubbles/foam in a few minutes you're good to go.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 06, 2023 08:58 PM (gryET)

281 ya srsly think anyone, even a #@*^%$ communiss, would trust someone who would sell out his country?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 06, 2023 08:55 PM (XzIdt)

Given the typical shit China supplies ? It would be fuzzy cameras and crappy intel ... no wonder they felt the need to float a spy balloon to confirm the pictures for themselves.

Their global pandemic genetic flu was a glorified, pissy cold. That really is just how they roll.

I'm sure they feel cheated, after buying congress. You get what you pay for, Beijing.

Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 06, 2023 08:58 PM (bHvPK)

282 Congress is being fenced off again? Cool. Can we lock it from the outside?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2023 09:00 PM (u73oe)

283 they finally made a machine gun just her size:

Is that transferable?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 06, 2023 09:00 PM (WQlnC)

284 Obama did an absolute Purge of flag officers. And, that was his prerogative.

Trump ? Didn't fire a sole. Hence, the problem.

Posted by: Tell It Like It Is

====

Memory is iffy, but iirc the ENTIRE DC Borg pretty much said that any purges . . . heck, even discussion of purges . , . would be met with shock and awe.

Posted by: The Regulators at February 06, 2023 09:01 PM (8AONa)

285 275 I hope the story is "they're bringing back duels with swords," but I don't think it is.
Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 08:56 PM (P1f+c)

Not gonna lie, I saw 'Capitol fencing' and my mind quickly wandered to AOC and MTG settling a dispute with rapiers at dawn.

Posted by: CppThis at February 06, 2023 09:01 PM (PZvjL)

286 Don't do the meme if you can't do the time. Biden regime trying to lock a kid up for Anti-Hitlery memes:

https://bit.ly/3x17RmX

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 06, 2023 09:02 PM (Bd6X8)

287 Get to the barroon!

Posted by: Ahnold at February 06, 2023 09:03 PM (SYTee)

288 Is that transferable?

As long as it doesn't have a pistol brace or bump stock you're probably OK.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 06, 2023 09:04 PM (Bd6X8)

289 Syrians, feh. I can't cast aspersions on them.

But Turks? They're always a problem.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2023 09:07 PM (oINRc)

290 Is that transferable?

It can't be registered so I am guessing no.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 06, 2023 09:07 PM (yQpMk)

291 If you kept it in the freezer damn near forever. But if in the fridge - no longer than 2 years (if unopened). That's what I do at least.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 08:51 PM (R4xvm)

If I said you were wrong, would that get a rise out of you?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 06, 2023 09:07 PM (CCSxw)

292 I assumed the golden was a search and rescue dog. I know they use them and there was a golden searching on 9/11.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 06, 2023 09:11 PM (4IUUf)

293 23 > Ok, serious question: difference between a GSD and a Malinois?

Malinois are typically lighter than GSDs. They also don't have that extremely stupid "breed standard" where their back legs are shorter, giving their back a downward sloping angle when they walk. Malinois' backs are horizontal when they walk.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2023 07:59 PM (eyxn4)

Short answer- land shark.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at February 06, 2023 09:11 PM (bgJ0E)

294 @elonmusk
The worst offender in US government censorship & media manipulation is an obscure agency called GEC

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2023 09:12 PM (fUnHJ)

295 Did McCarthy sign off on fencing off the capitol?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2023 09:13 PM (u73oe)

296 I assumed the golden was a search and rescue dog. I know they use them and there was a golden searching on 9/11.

Pro Tip: If you have any time at all to prepare for a disaster, put hot dogs and/or cheese slices in your pockets so the rescue dogs will find you first.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 06, 2023 09:13 PM (Bd6X8)

297 294 GEC
Global Engagement Center
Mission & Vision
Mission: To direct, lead, synchronize, integrate, and coordinate U.S. Federal Government efforts to recognize, understand, expose, and counter foreign state and non-state propaganda and disinformation efforts aimed at undermining or influencing the policies, security, or stability of the United States, its allies, and partner nations.

Vision: To be a data-driven body leading U.S. interagency efforts in proactively addressing foreign adversaries’ attempts to undermine U.S. interests using disinformation and propaganda.

SPECIAL ENVOY AND COORDINATOR
James P. Rubin

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2023 09:14 PM (fUnHJ)

298 If you kept it in the freezer damn near forever. But if in the fridge - no longer than 2 years (if unopened). That's what I do at least.
Posted by: Tonypete

If I said you were wrong, would that get a rise out of you?
Posted by: browndog

I would just think it was the usual Cafe levity.

Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 09:14 PM (P1f+c)

299 Pro Tip: If you have any time at all to prepare for a disaster, put hot dogs and/or cheese slices in your pockets so the rescue dogs will find you first.

In a pinch, an onion belt will do.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 06, 2023 09:15 PM (Xrfse)

300 >>>I don't approve of nailing their feet to the planks, but it does result in a cute video:

-------
"Mommy, mommy I don't want to run around in circles!"

"Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!"

Posted by: 496 at February 06, 2023 09:16 PM (O+67N)

301 The goldens would prefer hot dogs and cheese.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 06, 2023 09:17 PM (4IUUf)

302 Elon then refers to this Taibbi "twitter files" thread from Jan 3

https://twitter.com/mtaibbi/status/
1610394203422433280

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2023 09:17 PM (fUnHJ)

303 Global Engagement Center
Mission & Vision
Mission: To direct, lead, synchronize, integrate, and coordinate U.S. Federal Government efforts to recognize, understand, expose, and counter foreign state and non-state propaganda and disinformation efforts aimed at undermining or influencing the policies, security, or stability of the United States, its allies, and partner nations.

Vision: To be a data-driven body leading U.S. interagency efforts in proactively addressing foreign adversaries’ attempts to undermine U.S. interests using disinformation and propaganda.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

I got dumber just reading that.

Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 09:17 PM (P1f+c)

304 also, BINGO!

Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 09:18 PM (P1f+c)

305 I got dumber just reading that.
Posted by: mikesk

I bet that was the goal

Apparently the agency was formed to centralize the censorship of unapproved covid and vax narratives

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2023 09:19 PM (fUnHJ)

306 @mtaibbi
4.The GEC flagged accounts as “Russian personas and proxies” based on criteria like, “Describing the Coronavirus as an engineered bioweapon,” blaming “research conducted at the Wuhan institute,” and “attributing the appearance of the virus to the CIA.”

--

Obviously the horde is all russkies

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2023 09:23 PM (fUnHJ)

307 Obviously the horde is all russkies
Posted by: vmom

Capitalist lies!

Posted by: mikhailsky at February 06, 2023 09:25 PM (P1f+c)

308 @mtaibbi
4.The GEC flagged accounts as “Russian personas and proxies” based on criteria like, “Describing the Coronavirus as an engineered bioweapon,” blaming “research conducted at the Wuhan institute,” and “attributing the appearance of the virus to the CIA.”

I believe the odds are better than 50/50 the CIA released the virus in Wuhan.

Posted by: davidt at February 06, 2023 09:25 PM (SYTee)

309 Obviously the horde is all russkies

The army trained us to want to kill russkies, but I'm not suicidal, so that was a complete failure.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 06, 2023 09:25 PM (Bd6X8)

310 @295

Thank you, Duke for asking as have I elsewhere in this thread @271

All I've seen is the fencing is going up or is already up.
What say you bigK?

Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 09:26 PM (3byMq)

311 Kamala Harris seems to be legit brain damaged.


What a combo her and The Meat Puppet make.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 06, 2023 09:30 PM (up/3i)

312 I have a theory that in the 80s the big spy agencies figured out that they'd be out of work when the Cold War ends unless they could spin up some shadows for the elected ones to chase after, and used guys like Epstein (and his lover, both of whom had major IC connections long before the 2010s scandals) to get various power players to be good bois and keep the game going.

Posted by: CppThis at February 06, 2023 09:30 PM (PZvjL)

313
They also don't have that extremely stupid "breed standard" where their back legs are shorter, giving their back a downward sloping angle when they walk.

__________

Hate to tell you this, but I'm reading the GSD breed standard from 1943 and it's not much different than the standard in 2023.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 06, 2023 09:30 PM (MoZTd)

314 311 Kamala Harris seems to be legit brain damaged.

***

To me she seems scared shitless.
As if the people really in charge took her aside on day 1 and gave her The Talk and it melted her mind.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2023 09:33 PM (fUnHJ)

315 What’s the over/under on McCarthy standing up and clapping like a trained seal tomorrow?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2023 09:33 PM (u73oe)

316 312 I have a theory that in the 80s the big spy agencies figured out that they'd be out of work when the Cold War ends unless they could spin up some shadows for the elected ones to chase after, and used guys like Epstein (and his lover, both of whom had major IC connections long before the 2010s scandals) to get various power players to be good bois and keep the game going.
Posted by: CppThis


It's a sound theory. I've felt the same way. Add the DoD in there too. The graft must flow.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2023 09:34 PM (sAmhv)

317 I don't know about brain damaged but Kamala sure doesn't know her limitations, which are legion.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2023 09:36 PM (sAmhv)

318
I don't know about brain damaged but Kamala sure doesn't know her limitations, which are legion.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2023 09:36 PM (sAmhv)

__________

Her limitations are limitless.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 06, 2023 09:38 PM (MoZTd)

319 I don't know about brain damaged but Kamala sure doesn't know her limitations, which are legion.
Posted by: Puddleglum

That 'Legion' fellow limits most of our politicians.

Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 09:41 PM (P1f+c)

320 That 'Legion' fellow limits most of our politicians.
Posted by: mikeski

Legion is also running the intelligence agencies

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2023 09:43 PM (fUnHJ)

321 but I'm reading the GSD breed standard from 1943

Y'know who else had a dog in 1943?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 06, 2023 09:43 PM (WQlnC)

322 Y'know who else had a dog in 1943?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions

FDR. Her name was Fala

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2023 09:45 PM (fUnHJ)

323 That's my only complaint about President Trump. No dog.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2023 09:46 PM (fUnHJ)

324 It's a sound theory. I've felt the same way. Add the DoD in there too. The graft must flow.
Posted by: Puddleglum

So much really insane stuff starts to make sense when you view things through a window of constant graft flowing to those that are positive that they really deserve it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 06, 2023 09:48 PM (hOUT3)

325 FDR. Her name was Fala

Oh, THAT one. The OSS put her down after his death. Knew too much.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 06, 2023 09:49 PM (WQlnC)

326 I'm just talking to myself at this point, which is kinda like fapping minus the fun.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2023 09:49 PM (fUnHJ)

327 Moose out front should have told you it's a slow night.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 06, 2023 09:51 PM (WQlnC)

328 You're saying that Kamala's a lesion in her own mind?
Boxes of rocks and bags of hammers the world over are now terrified at being compared to Kamala.

Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 09:51 PM (3byMq)

329 This utube video title:

Hogwarts Legacy Players Being HUNTED DOWN by Activists and Game Journos?!

2023, man.

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at February 06, 2023 09:52 PM (CsVWE)

330 Boxes of rocks and bags of hammers

I'm right here you know.

Posted by: Bag of Dicks at February 06, 2023 09:52 PM (WQlnC)

331 That's my only complaint about President Trump. No dog.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2023 09:46 PM (fUnHJ)

I don't have a dog. I love dogs. but I also know that I would not be a good human for a dog. I am easily annoyed, and do not want to pick up poops all the time. I love dogs enough to know that I would not be a good doggy daddy. Maybe when we get a nice piece of land. but not now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 06, 2023 09:53 PM (UQUAY)

332 322 Y'know who else had a dog in 1943?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions

FDR. Her name was Fala
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2023 09:45 PM (fUnHJ)

Her name was LO-LA
she was a... somethingorother... dancer? Showgirl?

Posted by: Barry Mannilow at February 06, 2023 09:53 PM (CsVWE)

333 @330
Well yeah, but with the Paulie Pelosi saga dicks & hammers are 6 and a half dozen.

Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 09:55 PM (3byMq)

334 326 I'm just talking to myself at this point, which is kinda like fapping minus the fun.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2023 09:49 PM (fUnHJ)

vmom is quite confident her kids never check out this site.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 09:56 PM (eYoxG)

335 vmom is quite confident her kids never check out this site.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 09:56 PM (eYoxG)

Well, they would only look once.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 09:57 PM (CsVWE)

336 I don't have a dog.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

I thought your nick was a reference to the dog breed you owned.

Another illusion, shattered.

Then again, I gave up skiing long ago because 29-year-old knees, so I should expect things like this.

Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 10:00 PM (P1f+c)

337 I think I'm safe. Too much social media has trained the younger generation's eyes to glaze over at the sight of text.
Thanks Tikgram

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2023 10:01 PM (BtmcP)

338 Well then it's time to look NORTH.

To the people who gave us the Cabal of people like Neil Young, Jonnie Mitchel, most of the comedians that populated SNL in the 80's and now have graced us with the bastard son of Castro...small wonder the CHI-COMS could float a surveillance balloon thru CANADA and into our air-space overflying some of our most strategic military bases...

OH FUCKIN GEE! And Brandon had his D**K in his hand...but no surprise there.

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 06, 2023 10:01 PM (J00IM)

339 Dear Lord, these people are working themselves up to assassinate this woman. And anyone who plays a damn game.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:01 PM (CsVWE)

340 OH FUCKIN GEE! And Brandon had his D**K in his hand...but no surprise there.
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 06, 2023 10:01 PM (J00IM)

Point of order, his dick was in the stuffed animal!
-SS

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:02 PM (CsVWE)

341 NOOD ONT

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 06, 2023 10:03 PM (llON8)

342 ONT ist nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:03 PM (CsVWE)

343 Over/under on whether Kev will be asked 'who put up the fence, Kev?'. And why? Given our precious democracy one would think our media pals would be all over the fence story.

To Duke's o/u it will be so tempting for Kev to look Speaker-ish sitting right behind the highly drugged potato to avoid at least one hop up out of his chair to applaud so enthusiastically...

Taking the under of 1, so 1 or 0.

Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 10:03 PM (3byMq)

344 Just saw some kind of news article about Army SSG Shurer, apparently a recent MOH recipient. He was decked out in his Class A uniform WITH A FUCKING BEARD!!!!

Fucking shave, Sergeant! I lost count of how many times I had to dry shave when in the field. Fucking hell. I know, nitpicky. I reckon he earned it. But hell, look the part when you receive the nation's highest award.

*stomps off like a toddler*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 06, 2023 10:06 PM (UQUAY)

345 Shit. I have dreams where I am back in the service, but forgot to shave off my beard. It's a fucking thing.

*stomps off again, toddler-y*

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