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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (2/5/23)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

‘Our newest rescues desperately need your support. Even after all that they’ve been through, the cats are incredibly sweet and just want to be loved.’ SPCA spokesperson


Quote II

“The only folks more upset than our guests is our staff and me,” Steve Wright, resort general manager

Quote III

"Ignorance of economic principles blinds our governing class to the evils of extravagance and undue public burdens, increasing the cost of living to rich and poor alike." Thomas Mellon (1813 - 190, Pittsburgh banker

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The Comments of The Week

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Biden is a liar. And claims Trump had Chinese Balloons spying under his presidency. I believe Trump and I will tell you why.
Had a Chinese balloon flown over the states someone would have leaked it. And the press would have had a field day.

Breaking: Trump Issues Blistering Response After Biden Officials Claim Spy Balloons Happened Under His Watch

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Well so much for that vacation.

Three hotels in the coastal area of ​​Tulum were evicted Wednesday morning, apparently due to a dispute between the properties and the company Santa María S. de R. L.

Workers and even guests had to leave the hotels when agents of the Quintana Roo Prosecutor’s Office and the police began the eviction pursuant to orders of two civil courts based in the municipality of Solidaridad.

The affected hotels were Orchid Beach House, Tatich Tulum and Kuuxum. Although agents of the Prosecutor’s Office also arrived at the hotel Coco Unlimited, the eviction there was suspended. According to the newspaper Milenio, this was the only lodging center in which actuaries and owners reached an agreement for guests and workers to return to the place as well as hotel furniture that had already been evicted.


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Keep the status quo or choose the devil you don't know?

A Cog in the Gates Machine

Some West Virginia legislators wonder whether a Bill Gates–backed battery plant is worth the cultural cost.

Abattle is shaping up over a proposed battery plant in Weirton, West Virginia. And it’s just the sort of fight that needs to happen.

A startup company called Form Energy is trying to open an iron-air battery plant in the state’s northern town. The West Virginia Economic Development Authority (EDA) voted to allocate $75 million to the project in late December, and Governor Jim Justice is working with the legislature to secure an additional $215 million of state funds, which he told West Virginia Metro News is “needed to finalize our agreement.”


But some legislators are working against the governor’s wishes.

Delegate Pat McGeehan, whose district neighbors the site of the proposed project, told The American Conservative that “Form Energy is a corporate enterprise that essentially just exists on paper right now. They have a website, but that’s about it.” The company’s lack of credentials is not all that concerns the legislator, though.


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Legally, you didn't have to bring the child into the world. But since you did, why raise him or her as a vegan?

STORY AT-A-GLANCE

Children eating vegan diets faced an increased risk of nutritional deficiencies and lower bone mineral content (BMC), and were shorter by about 3.15 centimeters (1.2 inches) than omnivores

Concerning nutrient deficiencies were also found in the vegan children fed a nutritionist-planned diet

Nutrient deficiencies in vegan children included vitamin A insufficiency and “markedly low” levels of total, HDL and LDL cholesterol, essential amino acids and the omega-3 fat DHA

One of the pitfalls of a vegan (or vegetarian) diet is that many people end up relying on ultraprocessed foods such soy infant formula, soy milk or fake meat products

In most cases, infants and children do best with whole, animal foods in their diet to meet their complex nutritional needs

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Here is just one of the problems with the US Tax code. Tesla bumps up Model Y price after EV tax credit adjustment

Tesla raised the price of its Model Y electric vehicle (EV) just hours after the US Treasury Department adjusted its EV tax credit rules, as first reported by Bloomberg. While the Tesla Model Y Long Range now costs $1,500 more at $54,990, the Model Y Performance went up by $1,000 to $57,990, excluding shipping fees.

On Friday, the Treasury Department updated the way it classifies vehicles that qualify for its $7,500 EV tax credit as part of the Inflation Reduction Act (IRA). The change should allow more vehicles — including the Model Y — to qualify for the credit, as it no longer puts certain SUV crossovers in the same category as sedans.


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Slowly but surely, little by little union members are seeing the light.


Union Membership Reaches New Low, Big Labor To Blame
COMMENTARY

During last year’s rail industry fiasco, liberal reporters’ jaws dropped when I sided with workers and “Scranton Joe” sided with Wall Street. “I definitely didn’t have Marco Rubio being more pro-worker than Joe Biden on my 2022 bingo card,” tweeted one account. While Democrats becoming the party of the rich and powerful is certainly news, so too is the fact that railway union bosses sold out their members. As I said at the time: “It reveals the out-of-date and out-of-touch nature of our current collective bargaining system.”

New Bureau of Labor statistics make that clear. In 2022 the share of U.S. union membership reached a record low. That happened despite the idea of organized labor being more popular than it has ever been since the 1960s, according to Gallup. No doubt this mismatch is partially the result of anti-union action by Amazon and other companies that have no respect for their workers’ dignity. But a trend that’s continued largely unbroken for seven decades can’t be chalked up to current economic conditions. Rather, it reflects the failures of union leadership and the brokenness of a system that hasn’t been revised since the Great Depression.

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When life hands you inflation, you do what you need to do.

DUMPSTER DINNERS: Brits now seeking out EXPIRED food to consume as they cope with meteoric rise in food prices

The cost of food continues to rise in the UK, and the country’s food retailers have warned that price inflation will continue into the foreseeable future. The latest figures show grocery prices are now increasing at their fastest rate on record.

Figures provided by retail analyst Kantar found that grocery price inflation in the country reached a new record high of 16.7% in the four weeks that ended on January 22. This amounts to a nearly £800 pound increase on a typical yearly shopping bill. This is a notable increase from the 14.4% recorded in December and the highest level since figures were first tracked in 2008.

Some categories of food that have noted particularly sharp rises recently include eggs, milk and dog food. However, fruit, vegetables, sugar and alcohol have also noticed steep rises in the past month. According to Kantar, the price of basics such as cheese, milk,


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Tropical Breeze Interlude



Born on this day: 5 Feb 1944
American songwriter, record producer and musician Al Kooper, known for organizing Blood, Sweat & Tears (although he did not stay with the group long enough to share its popularity). His first professional work was as a 14-year-old guitarist in the The Royal Teens, who in 1958 had the US No.3 single 'Shorts Shorts'. As a member of Blood Sweat & Tears, he had the 1969 US No.12 & UK No.35 single 'You've Made Me So Very Happy'. Kooper played organ on Bob Dylan's 'Like A Rolling Stone' as well as playing on hundreds of records, including ones by the Rolling Stones, B. B. King, The Who, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Alice Cooper, and Cream. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Born on this day: 5 Feb 1935
Scottish rock and blues musician Alex Harvey with the Sensational Alex Harvey Band who had the 1975 UK No.7 single 'Delilah, and the 1975 album 'Next'. During the 60s he was the leader of Alex Harvey's Big Soul Band. Harvey died of heart failure on February 4th 1982. via thisdayinmusic.com


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A couple of Genius Awards this evening..............
I wonder if the Captain went down with his ship. Genius Award Winner.

PANAMA CITY, Fla. (WMBB) — A small boat got wedged under the 4th street bridge Thursday.

Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission officials said a boat docked in the Massalina Bayou was dragging anchor before getting stuck underneath the bridge.


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And if you thought robbing a clothing store in Connecticut was going to be easy you might be a Genius Award Winner.

EAST HARTFORD, CT (WFSB) - A clothing store clerk was shot in the lower back and a suspect was killed during a robbery attempt in East Hartford Thursday night, according to police.

The suspect who was killed was identified as 26-year-old Jashar Haslam of Hartford.

Police responded to the Humble & Paid Co. on Main Street near Route 44 around 10:30 p.m.

Two men in black ski masks entered the store.


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Doing the right thing. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

$40K Raised For Woman Who Returned A Bag Of $15,000 In Cash

More than $40,000 has been raised to help a Michigan woman after she returned a bag full of cash.


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Weekly commenter stats for week of 2-5-2023


Top 10 commenters:
1 [802 comments] 'Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden' [112.53 posts/day]
2 [547 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures'
3 [466 comments] 'Aetius451AD Work Laptop'
4 [421 comments] 'SMH at what's coming'
5 [419 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
6 [408 comments] 'Aetius451AD'
7 [328 comments] 'andycanuck (Vwz3I)'
8 [327 comments] 'Skip '
9 [297 comments] 'Christopher R Taylor'
10 [294 comments] 'rhennigantx'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [240 names] 'Ciampino - nothing escapes Chief Inspector Clouseau' [33.67 unique names/day]
2 [162 names] 'Rated R for nudity, graphic violence, frightening images, sexual content, rape and smoking'
3 [77 names] 'Count de Monet'
4 [61 names] 'Beloved Uncle Miklos, 101 year old custodian'
5 [51 names] '18-1'
6 [45 names] 'Wally Wurst'
7 [32 names] 'Adirondack Patriot'
8 [31 names] 'mikeski'
9 [30 names] 'Quarter Twenty '
10 [29 names] 'Miklos, pleading like James Brown doing Please Please Please'

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. No hamsters were injured in the production of this ONT. Crickets? Let's not go there.

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1 1st.

Posted by: French Jeton at February 05, 2023 09:47 PM (NXBpJ)

2 My cat has figured out how to turn on the printer scanner. I think she like the flashing light.

When she learns how to run a can opener, I know my days are numbered.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2023 09:49 PM (xhaym)

3 Good evening morons and thanks mh

Great selection of cruel comments

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 05, 2023 09:50 PM (EZebt)

4 When she learns how to run a can opener, I know my days are numbered.

Wait until your cat figures out how to use your credit card.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 05, 2023 09:51 PM (2tUFv)

5 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 05, 2023 09:51 PM (u6HJ+)

6 Apparently shortages of eggs in the UK is perfectly normal and there is nothing to worry about.

Oh, and the feed for home raised chickens apparently is reducing egg laying for back yard chickens there too.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2023 09:51 PM (xhaym)

7 In most cases, infants and children do best with whole, animal foods in their diet to meet their complex nutritional needs

Try "all", you fcking nitwits.

Why don't these people believe in evolution? Don't they believe in SCIENCE!???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 05, 2023 09:52 PM (llON8)

8 Here is just one of the problems with the US Tax code. Tesla bumps up Model Y price after EV tax credit adjustment

Pikers.

Posted by: Colleges And Universities After Federally Guarenteed Student Loans! at February 05, 2023 09:52 PM (2tUFv)

9 Why don't these people believe in evolution? Don't they believe in SCIENCE!???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 05, 2023 09:52 PM (llON


Lysenkoism is science, isn't it?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2023 09:53 PM (xhaym)

10 >>> 2 My cat has figured out how to turn on the printer scanner. I think she like the flashing light.
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Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2023 09:49 PM (xhaym)

Maybe, but does it get warm? She's probably watched you poke at it with your monkey hands and tried to mimic you.

Mine likes to go out on the patio and tries pawing at the door knob.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 05, 2023 09:54 PM (llON8)

11 Lysenkoism is science, isn't it?

I'm the patron saint of global warming research!

Posted by: Zombie Trofim Denisovich Lysenko! at February 05, 2023 09:54 PM (2tUFv)

12 In most cases, infants and children do best with whole, animal foods in their diet to meet their complex nutritional needs

I still miss my bag of shocked faces.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 05, 2023 09:56 PM (Xrfse)

13 Probably was in the Morning Report but - what is DOCTOR Jill buying with so much money?
Biden secured a $250,000 line of credit on his $2.74 million Rehoboth vacation home in December as federal prosecutors ramped up their tax investigation into son Hunter, records show
https://is.gd/lTzdFK
Daily Mail

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 05, 2023 09:57 PM (llON8)

14 Probably was in the Morning Report but - what is DOCTOR Jill buying with so much money?

Those slutty streetwalker outfits ain't cheap, you know!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at February 05, 2023 09:59 PM (2tUFv)

15 Saw Alex Harvey live once. It was a wild show.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 05, 2023 10:00 PM (Xrfse)

16 I'm certain no PRC spy balloons entered USA airspace during Trump's term. Because Trump would've ordered one shot down, the lamestream corporate media would've had a week long spazz attack, the PRC would've protested, and Trump would've told 'em all off. And then gone up 5% in the polls again.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 05, 2023 10:00 PM (W+kMI)

17 So I guess when you gotta go, you step on the radiator then the toilet seat? This must be in some eastern Yurp country.

Posted by: clutch at February 05, 2023 10:01 PM (9UmRs)

18 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at February 05, 2023 10:02 PM (Qzn2/)

19 >>> 16 I'm certain no PRC spy balloons entered USA airspace during Trump's term. Because Trump would've ordered one shot down, the lamestream corporate media would've had a week long spazz attack, the PRC would've protested, and Trump would've told 'em all off. And then gone up 5% in the polls again.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 05, 2023 10:00 PM (W+kMI)

I'm still wondering why feralgov didn't claim the barroon was from OMG Russia.

"Now OrangeManBad is insurrecting with balloons from Poo Tin! REEEEEEE!!!!"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 05, 2023 10:03 PM (llON8)

20 You don't have to believe Trump. Grenell, Esper and Bolton, the latter who are not Trump supporters and who were also in a position to know, deny that the Chinese flew any balloons over the US during the Trump administration.

This is just damage control by the left.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2023 10:03 PM (ZLI7S)

21 Those slutty streetwalker outfits ain't cheap, you know!
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden!

"It takes alot of money to look this trashy!"
-- Originally from Dolly but obviously adopted by Dr. Jill

Posted by: Tonypete at February 05, 2023 10:03 PM (u6HJ+)

22 So I guess when you gotta go, you step on the radiator then the toilet seat? This must be in some eastern Yurp country.
Posted by: clutch at February 05, 2023 10:01 PM (9UmRs)


At least it isn't a bomb site.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2023 10:03 PM (anj39)

23 Sandy, come here and sniff this tin can wired to this fence.
Let me flip this switch.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at February 05, 2023 10:03 PM (P+D9B)

24 Wait until your cat figures out how to use your credit card.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 05, 2023 09:51 PM


If the cat takes my wife's credit card, I will definitely come out ahead on that deal!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2023 10:04 PM (HlyYF)

25 The crazy cat people found dead? Yeah, neighbors of ours.

Posted by: Toni at February 05, 2023 10:04 PM (PgM6e)

26 Ain't nothin like a...

https://tinyurl.com/yc6ayw44

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 05, 2023 10:04 PM (Xrfse)

27 10 Mine likes to go out on the patio and tries pawing at the door knob.
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My friend's wolfhound puppy (whose 80 lb weight stretches the term) has learned to press the electric door lock to get a sound that gets him admitted indoors. There's already been some talk of getting him a doggy door bell.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 05, 2023 10:04 PM (W+kMI)

28 >>> 17 So I guess when you gotta go, you step on the radiator then the toilet seat? This must be in some eastern Yurp country.
Posted by: clutch at February 05, 2023 10:01 PM (9UmRs)

2014 Sochi Olympics.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 05, 2023 10:05 PM (llON8)

29 This is just damage control by the left.

The Chinese flew invisible balloons over the entire US three times during the Trump Administration!

Posted by: The Media! at February 05, 2023 10:06 PM (2tUFv)

30 17 So I guess when you gotta go, you step on the radiator then the toilet seat? This must be in some eastern Yurp country.

Posted by: clutch at February 05, 2023 10:01 PM


There is definitely no easy way to utilize those stairs.

However, the rest of the bathroom is out of the shot. I suspect the stairs go up to a "daylight" door or window, and you enter the bathroom from a door to the left at floor level.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2023 10:07 PM (HlyYF)

31 Well how 'bout that! I got a Comment of the Week in Law!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 05, 2023 10:07 PM (Angsy)

32 The other thing that makes me laugh is that some randos in Montana spotted the barroon. If CHYna had three flights during the Trump admin, no way all three of them would have been missed.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 05, 2023 10:07 PM (llON8)

33 Is that ice cream man wearing a mask?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2023 10:08 PM (63Dwl)

34
2014 Sochi Olympics.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 05, 2023 10:05 PM (llON

I was close when I said eastern Yurp.

Posted by: clutch at February 05, 2023 10:10 PM (9UmRs)

35 Thanks for the swell ONT, Mis Hum!

Love the doggeh enjoying an ice cream treat!

That last photo is nightmare-inducing...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 05, 2023 10:11 PM (hPMYc)

36 That guy whose boat got stuck under the bridge didn't properly secure his craft to its mooring point. Anchors alone won't be enough to hold a boat for a long time if the anchor doesn't solidly catch. So the boat floated along, dragging its loose anchor, until it hit the bridge. Round of applause for Captain Ignoramus there.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 05, 2023 10:11 PM (W+kMI)

37 Thanks for playing the Persuasions. I always thought they were very talented. Frank produced their first album around 1970 and they opened for him on occasion.

Posted by: Heino Fan Club #48, Dusseldorf at February 05, 2023 10:12 PM (wrJpE)

38 From the Trump/balloon article linked above:

President Joe Biden will have quite a few questions he’ll need to answer when delivers his State of the Union on Tuesday.

Yeah, pull the other one.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 05, 2023 10:12 PM (nfrXX)

39 Grasshopper, you must become one with the barroon, to understand the barroon.

Posted by: Master Po at February 05, 2023 10:12 PM (SYTee)

40 35 Thanks for the swell ONT, Mis Hum!

Love the doggeh enjoying an ice cream treat!

That last photo is nightmare-inducing...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 05, 2023 10:11 PM (hPMYc)


You're welcome.
Glad you enjoy.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 05, 2023 10:13 PM (aA3+G)

41 7.8 quake in Turkey a couple of hours ago.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 05, 2023 10:14 PM (2tUFv)

42 Gofundme for a shock collar for Sandy. Who's with me?

Posted by: Fluffy the Cat at February 05, 2023 10:14 PM (wrJpE)

43 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Non-Compliant ADA Restroom Facilities.

Watch that last step, it's a Duesenberg!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 05, 2023 10:15 PM (Angsy)

44 There's a lady who's sure

All the lights are burnt out

And she's taaaaaaking a stairway loo header...

Posted by: mikeski at February 05, 2023 10:15 PM (P1f+c)

45 Al Kooper, Mike Bloomfield, Stephen Stills - "Season Of The Witch"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWkMMXgQohc

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 05, 2023 10:15 PM (AiZBA)

46 So Veganism produces the tiny people of the just the right size for Tiny Houses...

Hobbits and Ewoks are the future.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2023 10:15 PM (dCQ+C)

47 41 7.8 quake in Turkey a couple of hours ago.
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REPENT ERDOGAN!!

Posted by: exdem13 at February 05, 2023 10:15 PM (W+kMI)

48 Sunday evening already? How did that happen?

Posted by: Texican ette at February 05, 2023 10:16 PM (YM6Vk)

49 Well how 'bout that! I got a Comment of the Week in Law!
Posted by: OrangeEnt


A good setup man is a comedian's best friend!

Posted by: mikeski at February 05, 2023 10:16 PM (P1f+c)

50 7.8 quake in Turkey a couple of hours ago.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 05, 2023 10:14 PM (2tUFv)

Anywhere near Constantinople?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 05, 2023 10:16 PM (Angsy)

51 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Non-Compliant ADA Restroom Facilities.


That's just nice marble shelving.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 05, 2023 10:17 PM (1I6o+)

52 41 7.8 quake in Turkey a couple of hours ago.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 05, 2023 10:14 PM (2tUFv)

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Muezzins were flying everywhere?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 05, 2023 10:17 PM (Qzn2/)

53 46 So Veganism produces the tiny people of the just the right size for Tiny Houses...

Hobbits and Ewoks are the future.
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Legal loli fans popping the Mountain Dew bottles right now.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 05, 2023 10:17 PM (W+kMI)

54 7.8 quake in Turkey a couple of hours ago.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


Man, poultry prices are high enough already!


.....too soon?

Posted by: mikeski at February 05, 2023 10:17 PM (P1f+c)

55 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 05, 2023 10:17 PM (Bd6X8)

56 2. Welcome to my world were the Savannah boys can:
Open cabinets
Open doors, had to get new knobs to stop this
Flush toilets, make toilet paper decoupage art projects at the same time
Turn on the sinks
Steal apple watches, car keys, glasses and who knows what else
Drop toys on your head at night to play a rousing game of fetch. Ignore it? Next one might be dunked in the water fountain first.
Take iPad selfies
The list goes on. Good thing they are so cute.

Posted by: Piper at February 05, 2023 10:18 PM (ZdaMQ)

57 A 7.8 quake?

So the Paolo has visited the harem?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2023 10:18 PM (dCQ+C)

58 Or did he just rock the Casbah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2023 10:19 PM (dCQ+C)

59 Why does the Cone Ranger wear a mask?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 05, 2023 10:19 PM (Qzn2/)

60 Is there such a thing as a 'legal Loli fan' in existence?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2023 10:19 PM (dCQ+C)

61 DUMPSTER DINNERS: Brits now seeking out EXPIRED food to consume as they cope with meteoric rise in food prices

You know they have to be really desperate to go dumpster diving for British food.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 05, 2023 10:19 PM (Angsy)

62 You know they have to be really desperate to go dumpster diving for British food.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 05, 2023 10:19 PM (Angsy)


Heh.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 05, 2023 10:20 PM (AiZBA)

63 You know they have to be really desperate to go dumpster diving for British food.

"Oh yum! Spoilt figgy pudding!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2023 10:21 PM (dCQ+C)

64 I wouldn't call the craft under the bridge 'a small boat', but that's just me. At any rate, it seems off a bitt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 05, 2023 10:21 PM (0v4YR)

65 The Ukrainian Minister of Defense was fired today.

Nothing to see here...

Also, the Israeli foreign minister is traveling to Kiev, and the Ukrainian government has formulated a list of demands for the Israeli government if he wants his photo op with Zelensky, including a public denunciation of the Russian invasion, $500 million in loans, an expression of support for Ukraine's territorial integrity (which includes Crimea), medical treatment in Israel for Ukrainian soldiers and civilians, and giving Ukraine Iron Dome anti-missile missiles.

That's one hell of an expensive photo-op.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 05, 2023 10:21 PM (2tUFv)

66 Hard to believe that ski areas are shutting down due to very cold temperatures. Used to having them close because of a lack of snow but this is a new one.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 05, 2023 10:22 PM (hPMYc)

67 60 Is there such a thing as a 'legal Loli fan' in existence?
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I know 'em all, since I play Azure Lane. Also some manga out there recently have had short Japanese women as protags, dealing with the issues of being mini-size.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 05, 2023 10:22 PM (W+kMI)

68 65. Hi, we are charity cases, but here is our demand list.

Posted by: Piper at February 05, 2023 10:22 PM (ZdaMQ)

69 Last pic reminds me of dreams I have, wherein I am wandering through the usual stupide dream world, and then, suddenly, I gotta whiz. So the rest of the dream is spent finding the head, and I can either not find it, or it's some kind of weird contraption filled with offal, or I grab a trash can to piss into.

then my brain says, wake the hell up before you piss your bed.

This is not some kind of prostate thing. I have had to get up once a night since I was a kid.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, the Least Interesting Man on the NSA Watchlist at February 05, 2023 10:22 PM (UQUAY)

70 Anywhere near Constantinople?

Syrian border, and deep, so less damage than one might expect.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 05, 2023 10:23 PM (2tUFv)

71 Hard to believe that ski areas are shutting down due to very cold temperatures. Used to having them close because of a lack of snow but this is a new one.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
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Global warming, is there nothing it can't do?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 05, 2023 10:23 PM (0v4YR)

72 Here's a real thing Lady YD said to me tonight, verbatim: "Why do you drink beer? Wine is tastier, and it's a much classier liquid. It comes in pretty bottles, and you pour it in pretty glasses."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2023 10:24 PM (oINRc)

73 56 2. Welcome to my world were the Savannah boys can:
The list goes on. Good thing they are so cute.
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Dear cat staff, don't look at the mess. Look at the cute. Love the cute. Headpat the cute. Now feed the cute.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 05, 2023 10:24 PM (W+kMI)

74 My guess would be the Israelis wanting to know if the Uke's, as they have claimed, were responsible for the drone attacks in Iran.
That could be a very sore subject.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at February 05, 2023 10:24 PM (P+D9B)

75 Uh... Azure Lane's DDs and submarines make things very very problamatic. The cruisers are not much better, *looks at Cleveland and twitches*

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2023 10:24 PM (dCQ+C)

76 72 that all makes a lot of sense!

Posted by: Piper at February 05, 2023 10:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

77 If little ol' Israel had to pony all that money, support, missiles and medical care to get a photo op with Zelensky, I wonder what America's pols had to pony up (that we don't already know about).

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 05, 2023 10:24 PM (hPMYc)

78 I don't suppose there are any feral cats running around the White House interested in gnawing on a crusty hunk of buffalo rawhide from Scranton?

Trump did it first!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 05, 2023 10:24 PM (Jg7EG)

79 66 Hard to believe that ski areas are shutting down due to very cold temperatures. Used to having them close because of a lack of snow but this is a new one.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 05, 2023 10:22 PM (hPMYc)

A nation of wussies.

Fuckin' punks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 05, 2023 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

80 Here's a real thing Lady YD said to me tonight, verbatim: "Why do you drink beer? Wine is tastier, and it's a much classier liquid. It comes in pretty bottles, and you pour it in pretty glasses."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2023 10:24 PM (oINRc)


Z Y N S X L N

*chef's kiss*

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 05, 2023 10:25 PM (AiZBA)

81 If China flew balloons during Trump's term, General "Thoroughly Modern " Milley a) wouldn't have told Trump and b) would have handled the coordination with the Chinese military

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 05, 2023 10:25 PM (sz0IP)

82 Hot splick on a stick! That's a first for me!

Made one of the comment of the week posts!

*swoons*

*takes sip of valurite tequila to fortify (nonexistent) virtue*

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 05, 2023 10:26 PM (3CCua)

83 63 You know they have to be really desperate to go dumpster diving for British food.

"Oh yum! Spoilt figgy pudding!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2023 10:21 PM (dCQ+C)

That and really spotted dick...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 05, 2023 10:27 PM (CCSxw)

84 I don't take any responsibility for this, -- it was this way when I got here!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 05, 2023 10:27 PM (Jg7EG)

85 This is not some kind of prostate thing. I have had to get up once a night since I was a kid.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, the Least Interesting Man on the NSA Watchlist at February 05, 2023 10:22 PM (UQUAY)
* * * *
Bathroom dreams are probably more common than you think. And they are weird!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 05, 2023 10:27 PM (hPMYc)

86 Hmm, that's interesting. 75k hens die in Oz fire.

https://tinyurl.com/y4jxdmjm

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 05, 2023 10:28 PM (Angsy)

87 a crusty hunk of buffalo rawhide from Scranton?

Description of Dr. Jill?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 05, 2023 10:28 PM (0Htd1)

88 Hmm, that's interesting. 75k hens die in Oz fire.

https://tinyurl.com/y4jxdmjm

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 05, 2023 10:28 PM (Angsy)

Oops, NZ.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 05, 2023 10:28 PM (Angsy)

89 Chickens dying?

Fear not, someone wants to recreate the Dodo

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2023 10:29 PM (dCQ+C)

90 79 66 Hard to believe that ski areas are shutting down due to very cold temperatures. Used to having them close because of a lack of snow but this is a new one.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 05, 2023 10:22 PM (hPMYc)

A nation of wussies.

Fuckin' punks.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 05, 2023 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

Ski areas here use to hand out blankets and face masks (not the Coof kind) when riding the chairlifts in abnormally cold weather.
They wanted to keep as many people on the hill as they could back in the 70's.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 05, 2023 10:29 PM (CCSxw)

91 >>“The only folks more upset than our guests is our staff and me,” Steve Wright, resort general manager
>>New England ski mountains are closing or limiting operations due to the cold weather

I told you that skiing was going to be a thing of the past

Posted by: Al Gore at February 05, 2023 10:29 PM (ou+SY)

92 The Kiwis really should up their game and recreate the Moa bird.

Talk about a drumstick...

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2023 10:29 PM (dCQ+C)

93

I made the ONT! Sometimes, we make the ONT. And making the ONT, that can be good. It's what we do!

*cackles*

Posted by: Kamalaho at February 05, 2023 10:29 PM (3b35n)

94 79 66 Hard to believe that ski areas are shutting down due to very cold temperatures.

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I heard that was the complaint about skiing in the northeast -- Vermont, for example -- it got so damn cold.

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 05, 2023 10:30 PM (sz0IP)

95 Heh - good thing you know. If you start dreaming about having to pee, you better figure out how to wake your ass up quick.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2023 10:30 PM (zLGzb)

96 >>I wouldn't call the craft under the bridge 'a small boat', but that's just me. At any rate, it seems off a bitt.

Looks to be at least 40 feet. Anchoring is a lot harder than it sounds.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2023 10:30 PM (ZLI7S)

97 Sunday evening already? How did that happen?
Posted by: Texican ette

Like sands through the hourglass, these are the days of our lives. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at February 05, 2023 10:30 PM (u6HJ+)

98 75,000 chickens is a lot of wings.

*grabs calculator*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 05, 2023 10:31 PM (Qzn2/)

99 Pug: Have had similar dreams and sometimes, I manage to find the loo and go, but in my dream, I still have to go. It's a dream about searching for a clean place to go. And you are right, I usually wake up because of the urge to go.

Posted by: Shipoopi at February 05, 2023 10:31 PM (xKFcT)

100 Ski areas here use to hand out blankets and face masks (not the Coof kind) when riding the chairlifts in abnormally cold weather.
They wanted to keep as many people on the hill as they could back in the 70's.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 05, 2023 10:29 PM (CCSxw)
* * * *
Can you say "liability" boys and girls?

Although wussies and punks works too...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 05, 2023 10:31 PM (hPMYc)

101 Heh - good thing you know. If you start dreaming about having to pee, you better figure out how to wake your ass up quick.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Ah, the ever popular short story "I Pee Nightly" authored by Willie Makeit.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 05, 2023 10:31 PM (u6HJ+)

102 66 Hard to believe that ski areas are shutting down due to very cold temperatures. Used to having them close because of a lack of snow but this is a new one.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 05, 2023 10:22 PM


I was skiing Sugarloaf (in Maine) in '84 when a front went through and it got to -14F at the base of the lifts. They said we could take our next run, and then ski patrol was going to shut down the mountain.

In a related story - later that day a Greek buddy drank almost an entire bottle of Ouzo with predictable results.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2023 10:32 PM (HlyYF)

103 I heard that was the complaint about skiing in the northeast -- Vermont, for example -- it got so damn cold.
Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 05, 2023 10:30 PM (sz0IP)

Nahhhh...

It is (was) the icy conditions of the slopes. Ski areas have better grooming equipment now.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 05, 2023 10:32 PM (CCSxw)

104 75,000 pairs of chicken wings, does that equal that $1.5 million theft?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2023 10:32 PM (dCQ+C)

105 Ski areas here use to hand out blankets and face masks (not the Coof kind) when riding the chairlifts in abnormally cold weather.
They wanted to keep as many people on the hill as they could back in the 70's.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 05, 2023 10:29 PM (CCSxw)

Skiing should be reserved for your betters.

Posted by: WEF at February 05, 2023 10:32 PM (Angsy)

106 Hmm, that's interesting. 75k hens die in Oz fire.

https://tinyurl.com/y4jxdmjm
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 05, 2023 10:28 PM (Angsy)

We are so far behind The Left. They are fucking killing us, and we are still looking for our stupid shoes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, the Least Interesting Man on the NSA Watchlist at February 05, 2023 10:33 PM (UQUAY)

107 Listen and understand! That barroon is out there! It can't be bargained with! It can't be reasoned with! It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!

Posted by: Kyle Reese at February 05, 2023 10:33 PM (SYTee)

108 If little ol' Israel had to pony all that money, support, missiles and medical care to get a photo op with Zelensky

The Ukrainians are pissed at Israel - when the Israeli foreign minister was appointed, he talked to the Russian foreign minister before he talked to the Ukrainian foreign minister.

The nerve!

Bibi is trying to walk a tightrope - the Russian military is still in Syria, and Israel wants to continue cooperation to keep the Russian and Israeli militaries from inadvertently clashing; and Bibi is on good terms with both Putin and Zelensky, so he would be a good go-between if there was ever an effort to settle this thing.

No matter - Ukraine wants subservience.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 05, 2023 10:33 PM (2tUFv)

109 >>>Description of Dr. Jill?

Posted by: nerdygirl

>Every time I see Dr. Jill, she's glistening like a disco ball from all of the moisturizer she slathers on her skin.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 05, 2023 10:33 PM (Jg7EG)

110 75 Uh... Azure Lane's DDs and submarines make things very very problamatic. The cruisers are not much better, *looks at Cleveland and twitches*
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None of my favorite ship waifus will ever be considered lolis, legal or not. (List withheld to to protect exdem13 from undue scrutiny.) Only sub on the list is Surcouf, for reasons. Hamamann-chan is cute in a hissing tsun tsun kitteh way, but that's not waifu material.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 05, 2023 10:34 PM (W+kMI)

111 Ignorance of economic principles blinds our governing class...
We're not supposed to have a "governing class."

Posted by: GWB at February 05, 2023 10:34 PM (B7zYP)

112 Listen and understand! That barroon is out there! It can't be bargained with! It can't be reasoned with! It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!

Posted by: Kyle Reese at February 05, 2023 10:33 PM (SYTee)

I don't want to kill you, just take you back to the Village.

Posted by: Rover at February 05, 2023 10:34 PM (Angsy)

113 Al Kooper played organ with Alice Cooper?

The universe is a place stranger than we can fathom.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 05, 2023 10:35 PM (Qzn2/)

114 That would be a massive political earthquake if Ukraine's outrageous list of demands pushes Israel to pure neutrality. Or even worse for Kiev, starts helping the Russians.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2023 10:35 PM (dCQ+C)

115 Skiing should be reserved for your betters.

Posted by: WEF at February 05, 2023 10:32 PM


Yes, and helicopter rides (Pinochet style) should be reserved for you a$$holes!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2023 10:36 PM (HlyYF)

116 You have a wall scroll of Prinz Eugen don't you?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2023 10:36 PM (dCQ+C)

117 I was skiing Sugarloaf (in Maine) in '84 when a front went through and it got to -14F at the base of the lifts. They said we could take our next run, and then ski patrol was going to shut down the mountain.

In a related story - later that day a Greek buddy drank almost an entire bottle of Ouzo with predictable results.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2023 10:32 PM (HlyYF)

I was having a senior moment:

Sugarloaf Me vs Sugarbush Vt...I knew I had skied one of them, but couldn't remember which one.

That is until I remembered how fucking far away Sugarloaf is. We would never had driven there for a ski weekend in college

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 05, 2023 10:36 PM (CCSxw)

118 For tonypete: all we are is dust in the wind, dude.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2023 10:37 PM (zLGzb)

119 109
Posted by: nerdygirl

>Every time I see Dr. Jill, she's glistening like a disco ball from all of the moisturizer she slathers on her skin.


Oh dear, I should hide. Looking like a glazed donut at night is something I embrace!

Posted by: Piper at February 05, 2023 10:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

120 >>I was skiing Sugarloaf (in Maine) in '84 when a front went through and it got to -14F at the base of the lifts. They said we could take our next run, and then ski patrol was going to shut down the mountain.

I was skiing with a buddy at Sugarloaf about that time when the temp was similar. The mountain was almost empty. We did a run and headed into the lift line and a guy in front of us dropped with a heart attack. We skied the lodge for the rest of the day.

I lived in Maine for a few years and the winters were a lot colder back then.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2023 10:38 PM (ZLI7S)

121 The bad thing about Jill Biden is, well besides looking like Camilla Parker-Bowles, that she still thinks she is in her 20s and is hot to trot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2023 10:38 PM (dCQ+C)

122 108 The Ukrainians are pissed at Israel - when the Israeli foreign minister was appointed, he talked to the Russian foreign minister before he talked to the Ukrainian foreign minister.

The nerve!

No matter - Ukraine wants subservience.
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Ukraine, or at least Zelensky, needs a lesson in its place in the world. And to say "please" and "thank you" when asking favors from the great. Even if they do have the goods on Hunter and the CDC.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 05, 2023 10:39 PM (W+kMI)

123 Skiing should be reserved for your betters.
Posted by: WEF at February 05, 2023 10:32 PM (Angsy)

Those pasty dweebs would wet themselves on a bunny hill.

I'd pay good money to see them ski the top of Whiteface Mt aka Ice Face Mt.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 05, 2023 10:39 PM (CCSxw)

124 Sugarloaf Me vs Sugarbush Vt...I knew I had skied one of them, but couldn't remember which one.

That is until I remembered how fucking far away Sugarloaf is. We would never had driven there for a ski weekend in college

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 05, 2023 10:36 PM


Sugarloaf had a better quality of ice on the slopes!

There also used to be a Sugarloaf in Michigan.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2023 10:39 PM (HlyYF)

125 121 The bad thing about Jill Biden is, well besides looking like Camilla Parker-Bowles, that she still thinks she is in her 20s and is hot to trot.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2023 10:38 PM (dCQ+C)

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Joetato keeps her young and vibrant.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 05, 2023 10:39 PM (Qzn2/)

126 Word to the wise - Do not look up 'glazed donut' at the dictionary of urban. Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 05, 2023 10:40 PM (u6HJ+)

127 I remember in the early 90s night skiing at Alpental. When I was particularly chilly and getting towards the last run of the night, they would hand out little cups of steaming hot chocolate and peppermint schnapps on the last ride up.

Of course, nothing like that is allowed anymore.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2023 10:40 PM (U2p+3)

128 Oh no! Fake meat sales have gone flaccid.

https://tinyurl.com/m4759kvw

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 05, 2023 10:40 PM (Angsy)

129
Oops, NZ.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 05, 2023 10:28 PM (Angsy)

________

Same thing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2023 10:41 PM (MoZTd)

130 Oh no! Fake meat sales have gone flaccid

"Try the new fake bug meat!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2023 10:41 PM (dCQ+C)

131 121 The bad thing about Jill Biden is, well besides looking like Camilla Parker-Bowles, that she still thinks she is in her 20s and is hot to trot.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2023 10:38 PM (dCQ+C)


Her vibrator says she is.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 05, 2023 10:42 PM (aA3+G)

132 I've never gone skiing. Despite being born in Montana, raised in Wyoming, and having lived in CO for two decades. Poverty and apathy are yuge contributors to this. I like hiking and camping.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, the Least Interesting Man on the NSA Watchlist at February 05, 2023 10:42 PM (UQUAY)

133 116 You have a wall scroll of Prinz Eugen don't you?
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Currently circumstances forbid it. But it would be nice. Also a fan of soft landings, black dragons, dog eared CA, and 'Owari da!"

Posted by: exdem13 at February 05, 2023 10:42 PM (W+kMI)

134 Ukraine, or at least Zelensky, needs a lesson in its place in the world. And to say "please" and "thank you" when asking favors from the great. Even if they do have the goods on Hunter and the CDC.

Zelensky is taking lessons from Charles DeGaulle during World War Two, who was equally dependent on the Western Powers, and was equally arrogant and high-handed in dealing with them.

For all his arrogance, DeGaulle was useful - it's unclear whether the same is true of Zelensky.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 05, 2023 10:42 PM (2tUFv)

135 126 for the record, I meant an actual glazed donut. Not whatever this is!

Posted by: Piper at February 05, 2023 10:42 PM (ZdaMQ)

136 127 I remember in the early 90s night skiing at Alpental. When I was particularly chilly and getting towards the last run of the night, they would hand out little cups of steaming hot chocolate and peppermint schnapps on the last ride up.

Of course, nothing like that is allowed anymore.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2023 10:40 PM (U2p+3)


Reminds me of Lambeau Field in the 70s and 80s.
Carry a thermos in with that elixir.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 05, 2023 10:43 PM (aA3+G)

137 *falls over at an image*

Jill Biden with a Hello Kitty personal 'massager.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2023 10:43 PM (dCQ+C)

138 45 Al Kooper, Mike Bloomfield, Stephen Stills - "Season Of The Witch"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWkMMXgQohc
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Groovy.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 05, 2023 10:43 PM (W+kMI)

139 >>>Oh dear, I should hide. Looking like a glazed donut at night is something I embrace!

Posted by: Piper

>Nobody will hold it against you if it helps you score with the Secret Service.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 05, 2023 10:43 PM (Jg7EG)

140 >>Ski areas here use to hand out blankets and face masks (not the Coof kind) when riding the chairlifts in abnormally cold weather

Did you ever ski the single chair lift at Mad River Glen? That was a cold mountain.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2023 10:44 PM (ZLI7S)

141 Those pasty dweebs would wet themselves on a bunny hill.

I'd pay good money to see them ski the top of Whiteface Mt aka Ice Face Mt.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 05, 2023 10:39 PM (CCSxw)

I could do it, but those damn secret service agents keep knocking me down!

Posted by: John Kerry at February 05, 2023 10:44 PM (Angsy)

142 I was skiing with a buddy at Sugarloaf about that time when the temp was similar. The mountain was almost empty. We did a run and headed into the lift line and a guy in front of us dropped with a heart attack. We skied the lodge for the rest of the day.

I lived in Maine for a few years and the winters were a lot colder back then.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2023 10:38 PM


Jack Frost nipping at your nose coronary arteries at those temperatures.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2023 10:44 PM (HlyYF)

143
I've never gone skiing.

__________

You can get the same experience if you buy a $200 pair of gloves, then lose one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2023 10:44 PM (MoZTd)

144 Ah, carrier waifu

Did you ever get that Macross art book?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2023 10:44 PM (dCQ+C)

145 132 I've never gone skiing. Despite being born in Montana, raised in Wyoming, and having lived in CO for two decades. Poverty and apathy are yuge contributors to this. I like hiking and camping.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, the Least Interesting Man on the NSA Watchlist at February 05, 2023 10:42 PM (UQUAY)

Completely understandable...skiing is stupid expensive these days.

As opposed to just expensive back in the days of yor...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 05, 2023 10:45 PM (CCSxw)

146 134 Ukraine, or at least Zelensky, needs a lesson in its place in the world. And to say "please" and "thank you" when asking favors from the great. Even if they do have the goods on Hunter and the CDC.

Zelensky is taking lessons from Charles DeGaulle during World War Two, who was equally dependent on the Western Powers, and was equally arrogant and high-handed in dealing with them.

For all his arrogance, DeGaulle was useful - it's unclear whether the same is true of Zelensky.
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"We all have our crosses to bear. Mine was the Cross of Lorraine." - Winston Churchill

Posted by: exdem13 at February 05, 2023 10:45 PM (W+kMI)

147
Sorry, I looked at some prices. Closer to $1000.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2023 10:46 PM (MoZTd)

148 Same thing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2023 10:41 PM (MoZTd)

Yeah, I almost decided it wasn't important to note.
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NZFrank leaves after the Gun Thread, right?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 05, 2023 10:46 PM (Angsy)

149 Zelensky is taking lessons from Charles DeGaulle during World War Two, who was equally dependent on the Western Powers, and was equally arrogant and high-handed in dealing with them.

And you should see the secretly taped videotapes I have of Hunter Biden in his hotel room when he visited Kiev!

Tsk-tsk.

Posted by: Zelensky! at February 05, 2023 10:46 PM (2tUFv)

150 Churchill, "It's only fair since we had Italy in the last war."

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2023 10:46 PM (dCQ+C)

151 I wonder if bug additives will have to be included on the food labels, so I can avoid buying that food. If they surreptitiously add it we will probably all be eating it, like it or not. Glad I live in farm country where I might be able to buy bug free products.

Posted by: Shipoopi at February 05, 2023 10:47 PM (xKFcT)

152 Lots of content tonight! Thank you. I went to a swap meet today, and got a nifty tool for ten bucks. I thought it was a sewing awl. Turned out to be one of these:

https://tinyurl.com/5fxy56xp

and in even nicer condition than the one pictured, made before 1909. The Ur-multitool!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2023 10:47 PM (tkR6S)

153 144 Ah, carrier waifu

Did you ever get that Macross art book?
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I was, but life got in the way, and I lost focus. *sigh* I know fanboys have hobby ADHD, but it's been bad for me these last few years.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 05, 2023 10:47 PM (W+kMI)

154 The chief purchaser for Lidl said recently that the store will start decreasing the amount of meat in their stores. Focus will be on plant-based food.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at February 05, 2023 10:48 PM (7EjX1)

155 132 I've never gone skiing. Despite being born in Montana, raised in Wyoming, and having lived in CO for two decades. Poverty and apathy are yuge contributors to this. I like hiking and camping.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, the Least Interesting Man on the NSA Watchlist at February 05, 2023 10:42 PM


Skiing in CO is just really fast hiking - in the winter!

It is definitely an expensive sport. However, you should be able to get some really cheap mid-week deals late in the spring (when it is warmer) if you really want to try it.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2023 10:48 PM (HlyYF)

156 And you should see the secretly taped videotapes I have of Hunter Biden in his hotel room when he visited Kiev!

Tsk-tsk.


It's probably the same stuff Hunter uploaded to pornhub, just from a different angle.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 05, 2023 10:48 PM (Bd6X8)

157 Well win the Powerball Monday and you could realize that dream from Otaku no Video of the theme park.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2023 10:48 PM (dCQ+C)

158 Park City Mt. lift tickets (for two days) in the middle of the week is getting close to $500.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 05, 2023 10:49 PM (u6HJ+)

159 When she learns how to run a can opener, I know my days are numbered.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2023 09:49 PM (xhaym)

This is why I avoid the electric ones. Without opposable thumbs, there's NO way a cat is going to use the manual crank one.

Posted by: GWB at February 05, 2023 10:49 PM (B7zYP)

160 /adjusts tinfoil hat to jaunty angle...

Maybe the demands re the Ukraine photo op is just a cover. Maybe the Israelis had bio-weapon activities in Ukraine too, which the Israelis would prefer to keep quiet. Maybe Zman is blackmailing Israel as he is the rest of those who had bio-weapon activities in Ukraine.

Posted by: davidt at February 05, 2023 10:49 PM (SYTee)

161 That said, I am no stranger to cold weather camping. My dear departed Dad was a Boy Scout leader, and we went into the mountains to harvest firewood. Near zero temps. But we had a huge tent with a stove. We got a lot of firewood, and I was toasty in my sleeping bag.

I actually love winter camping. Need to do that again.

Also, I miss Dad.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, the Least Interesting Man on the NSA Watchlist at February 05, 2023 10:49 PM (UQUAY)

162 Skiing was fun back in the 70s and 80s. Hell even the early 90s we went up to Whistler, BC in late March for spring skiing. About 15 of us would rent a four bedroom condo and party and ski and eat and sit in the hot tubs for four days for CHEAP. The exchange was awesome and lift tickets bought off site were almost half price. We bought groceries and booze in Vancouver and drove up to the mountain.

Ah. The good old days.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2023 10:49 PM (U2p+3)

163 Did you ever ski the single chair lift at Mad River Glen? That was a cold mountain.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2023 10:44 PM (ZLI7S)

No, we skied many Whiteface / Tupper (very underrated back in the day) / Gore / Mt Tremblant.

Our excursion to Sugarbush was a one off experience during senior year.

I can't imagine many mountains colder than Whiteface though...My Washington not withstanding.

I did some winter camping in the Presidentials...I should have had my head examined. That was a cold week...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 05, 2023 10:49 PM (CCSxw)

164 "New England ski mountains are closing or limiting operations due to the cold weather "
-------

Sounds like something Steven Wright would say.

Posted by: Javems at February 05, 2023 10:50 PM (AmoqO)

165 Ukraine in WWII?

No Jew with any brains would ever trust a Ukrainian that way.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2023 10:50 PM (dCQ+C)

166 It's probably the same stuff Hunter uploaded to pornhub, just from a different angle.

Underaged prostitutes are easier to acquire in Ukraine.

Posted by: Zelensky! at February 05, 2023 10:50 PM (2tUFv)

167 Hell. I remember skiing inTaos in the 70s when there was literally nothing there.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2023 10:50 PM (U2p+3)

168
Many years ago I visited Vail. Never have I seen a bigger collection of entitled assholes in my life.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2023 10:50 PM (MoZTd)

169 >>Park City Mt. lift tickets (for two days) in the middle of the week is getting close to $500.

That's ridiculous.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2023 10:52 PM (ZLI7S)

170 158 Park City Mt. lift tickets (for two days) in the middle of the week is getting close to $500.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 05, 2023 10:49 PM (u6HJ+)

Many resorts are going to dynamic pricing.

Like I said - STUPID EXPENSIVE

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 05, 2023 10:52 PM (CCSxw)

171 This is why I avoid the electric ones. Without opposable thumbs, there's NO way a cat is going to use the manual crank one.

Posted by: GWB at February 05, 2023 10:49 PM


Yes, and your manual crank opener will be worth its weight in gold (or ammo) when the Democrat-induced Burning Times finally arrive!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2023 10:52 PM (HlyYF)

172 168 was there in 2019, hadn’t changed.

Posted by: Piper at February 05, 2023 10:53 PM (ZdaMQ)

173 160 /adjusts tinfoil hat to jaunty angle...

Maybe the demands re the Ukraine photo op is just a cover. Maybe the Israelis had bio-weapon activities in Ukraine too, which the Israelis would prefer to keep quiet. Maybe Zman is blackmailing Israel as he is the rest of those who had bio-weapon activities in Ukraine.
Posted by: davidt at February 05, 2023 10:49 PM (SYTee)


Be a shame if your country ends up a parking lot....

Posted by: Secretive Israeli Negotiater at February 05, 2023 10:53 PM (aA3+G)

174 168
Many years ago I visited Vail. Never have I seen a bigger collection of entitled assholes in my life.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2023 10:50 PM (MoZTd)

LOL...

So true, Jackson Hole as well.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 05, 2023 10:53 PM (CCSxw)

175 Elder son snowboards. He likes it. He goes to the cheaper places. Not Park City. Yeesh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, the Least Interesting Man on the NSA Watchlist at February 05, 2023 10:53 PM (UQUAY)

176 Pug,
Winter camping is lovely. It's quiet and crisp and as long as you're warm and dry, it's the best.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2023 10:53 PM (U2p+3)

177 158 Park City Mt. lift tickets (for two days) in the middle of the week is getting close to $500.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 05, 2023 10:49 PM


Dang! I guess the WuFlu epidemic is over on the slopes!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2023 10:54 PM (HlyYF)

178 Here's a real thing Lady YD said to me tonight, verbatim: "Why do you drink beer? Wine is tastier, and it's a much classier liquid. It comes in pretty bottles, and you pour it in pretty glasses."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2023 10:24 PM (oINRc)

Here ya go, perfect rebuttal:

https://youtu.be/_kAwum6NuTI

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2023 10:54 PM (tkR6S)

179 167 Hell. I remember skiing inTaos in the 70s when there was literally nothing there.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2023 10:50 PM (U2p+3)

That would have been heaven...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 05, 2023 10:54 PM (CCSxw)

180 Winter camping is lovely. It's quiet and crisp and as long as you're warm and dry, it's the best.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2023 10:53 PM (U2p+3)

No bugs.

Posted by: davidt at February 05, 2023 10:55 PM (SYTee)

181 I tried skiing a couple of times in my late teens. I realized I would need a LOT of practice to be able to enjoy it, and I didn't feel like face-planting 2000 times to get to that point, so I didn't bother. I also didn't have the money to pay for lessons that would cut down the number of face-plants to somewhere under 1000.

Posted by: PabloD at February 05, 2023 10:55 PM (56oEv)

182 169 >>Park City Mt. lift tickets (for two days) in the middle of the week is getting close to $500.

That's ridiculous.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2023 10:52 PM (ZLI7S)


I just looked $462 for a Wednesday & Thursday.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 05, 2023 10:55 PM (aA3+G)

183 No bugs.

No bears.

Posted by: One Who Knows! at February 05, 2023 10:56 PM (2tUFv)

184
I tried skiing a couple of times in my late teens. I realized I would need a LOT of practice to be able to enjoy it, and I didn't feel like face-planting 2000 times to get to that point

_________

My father tried it once. Got up the hill, thought to himself, "I can't afford to break my leg," took off his skis and walked down.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2023 10:57 PM (MoZTd)

185 So true, Jackson Hole as well.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 05, 2023 10:53 PM (CCSxw)

Fucking Jackson. I hated that town when I was kid in the 1980s. It's only gotten worse. I worry that Cody is next.

Class of '84. Go Broncs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, the Least Interesting Man on the NSA Watchlist at February 05, 2023 10:57 PM (UQUAY)

186 Anywhere near Constantinople?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 05, 2023 10:16 PM (Angsy)

It's Istanbul, not Constantinople.
https://bit.ly/3HZMqJd

Why? Ask the Turks.

Posted by: GWB at February 05, 2023 10:57 PM (B7zYP)

187 Vail and Park City, sun Valley, Mammoth Mtn, Jackson Hole....

_all those places should have lower income folks bussed in, given lessons, equipment and clothing on the dime of the entitled assholes in the name
Of equity and inclusion


Here, your lift ticket is now double so you can sponsor an indigenous poc.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2023 10:58 PM (U2p+3)

188 Go to Sugarloaf and visit the Green-Eyed Lady.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2023 10:58 PM (63Dwl)

189

No bears?

;(

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at February 05, 2023 10:58 PM (3b35n)

190 Hell. I remember skiing inTaos in the 70s when there was literally nothing there.

I cross-country skied around Bend, Oregon a lot in the late '70s - early '80s.

Population of Bend in 1980: 17,263
Population of Bend in 2020: 99,178

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 05, 2023 10:59 PM (2tUFv)

191 It's Istanbul, not Constantinople.
https://bit.ly/3HZMqJd

Why? Ask the Turks.
Posted by: GWB

We could use a man like Constantine the Great again.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 05, 2023 10:59 PM (u6HJ+)

192 Anywhere near Constantinople?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 05, 2023 10:16 PM (Angsy)

It's Istanbul, not Constantinople.
https://bit.ly/3HZMqJd

Why? Ask the Turks.
Posted by: GWB at February 05, 2023 10:57 PM (B7zYP)

Oh hey. Canada bought it. Now it's the Borough of Schmeng. Thought you heard.

Gurgle it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, the Least Interesting Man on the NSA Watchlist at February 05, 2023 10:59 PM (UQUAY)

193 Gary Moore does a good version of I Love You More Than You Will ever Know on his last album too.

Posted by: I M Simpleton at February 05, 2023 10:59 PM (jQBOW)

194 For the record: I did in fact regret asking. Thanks, Horde.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 05, 2023 11:00 PM (KFhLj)

195 I used to ski Mt Bachelor alarmist every weekend when I was at Oregon State. Hell, we'd cut class and go on a Wednesday.

8 bucks mid week.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2023 11:01 PM (U2p+3)

196 Oh well back to working on the RF-5E. Carpet monster swallowed a fin for an AIM-9L so will have to rob one from the F-5F kit that I have plans to build as part of the Naval Fighter Weapons School.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2023 11:01 PM (dCQ+C)

197 >>I can't imagine many mountains colder than Whiteface though...My Washington not withstanding.

>>I did some winter camping in the Presidentials...I should have had my head examined. That was a cold week...

My folks lived in VT for a number of years. They had a great view of Mt Washington from their front yard.

Not to do the "We walked up hill to school" thing but it was definitely colder and snowier back then. I also did some winter camping back then and it was a blast. But we were always out in the cold and snow and it didn't seem like that big a deal back then.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2023 11:02 PM (ZLI7S)

198 Fucking Jackson. I hated that town when I was kid in the 1980s.

Wyoming voted more than 2-1 for Trump in 2020.

Teton County (Jackson) voted 2-1 for Biden.

The Disneyland part of Wyoming.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 05, 2023 11:03 PM (2tUFv)

199 And Sun Valley in the late 70s was freaking the bomb.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2023 11:03 PM (U2p+3)

200 195 I used to ski Mt Bachelor alarmist every weekend when I was at Oregon State. Hell, we'd cut class and go on a Wednesday.

8 bucks mid week.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2023 11:01 PM (U2p+3)

Student pass I assume?

Regardless, that's a steal of a price for Mt Bachelor.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 05, 2023 11:03 PM (CCSxw)

201 Fucking Jackson. I hated that town when I was kid in the 1980s. It's only gotten worse. I worry that Cody is next.

Class of '84. Go Broncs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, the Least Interesting Man on the NSA Watchlist at February 05, 2023 10:57 PM


I was doing field work all through Wyoming in your neck of the woods in the summer of '84.

I remember watching the All-Star game in a big, old hotel bar in Cody.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2023 11:03 PM (HlyYF)

202 Silver Dollar?
The Irma?
The Bronze Boot?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, the Least Interesting Man on the NSA Watchlist at February 05, 2023 11:06 PM (UQUAY)

203 Student pass I assume?

Regardless, that's a steal of a price for Mt Bachelor.
Posted by: browndog


Yup. I had my old K2s and boots that I'd worn since age 14, but it was awesome. I remember once we went in a friend's van and spent the night in the parking lot. Five of us. It was way too cold.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2023 11:06 PM (U2p+3)

204 My two 'buddies,' on my first and only day of skiing, took me up on a double black diamond run on a sunny day. I bounced my head off of every mogul as I beelined in a straight line down the slope because no body taught me how to turn or stop.

I didn't die like Sonny Bono, except for a little bit inside from embarrassment when the young punks on snowboards would gather up my skis and poles and return them to me after each and every time I crashed.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 05, 2023 11:07 PM (Jg7EG)

205 199 And Sun Valley in the late 70s was freaking the bomb.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2023 11:03 PM (U2p+3)

I spent the end of the summer of '77 at Elkhorn in Sun Valley.

Very fond memories of that time of my life.

There was a Cleveland connection to Elkhorn, and a lot of kids around my age went out there for summer jobs at the resort.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 05, 2023 11:07 PM (CCSxw)

206
Re: (turning in the money)
I looked at my grocery receipt and my cashier missed a case of tuna. I told her, how many, and she was figuring with paper and pencil, so
I thought she added the cans.
I went back to another branch of same company,
PAID UP, and I feel better, to be Honest,
cutting no corners. No shortcuts!

Posted by: zigzag at February 05, 2023 11:08 PM (PGhtX)

207 I remember watching the All-Star game in a big, old hotel bar in Cody.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2023 11:03 PM (HlyYF)

202 Silver Dollar?
The Irma?
The Bronze Boot?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, the Least Interesting Man on the NSA Watchlist at February 05, 2023 11:06 PM (UQUAY)

Forgot to grab and go.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, the Least Interesting Man on the NSA Watchlist at February 05, 2023 11:09 PM (UQUAY)

208 Good night y’all! We are going to get a little bit stronger tomorrow and starting early!

Posted by: Piper at February 05, 2023 11:10 PM (ZdaMQ)

209 I spent the end of the summer of '77 at Elkhorn in Sun Valley.

Very fond memories of that time of my life.

There was a Cleveland connection to Elkhorn, and a lot of kids around my age went out there for summer jobs at the resort.
Posted by: browndog

I have a dear friend of my mom's who had a condo at Elkhorn for decades. You could walk to Dollar Mountain from her place. It was fun after the parents were tired from being on Baldy and wanted to just sit in the hot tub and drink. We kids would have to come back to the condo, but we'd walk to Dollar and have a ball.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2023 11:10 PM (U2p+3)

210 202 Silver Dollar?
The Irma?
The Bronze Boot?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, the Least Interesting Man on the NSA Watchlist at February 05, 2023 11:06 PM


No clue. Was just happy to be back in civilization and drinking a beer!

(You know we were working rough when Cody was civilization!)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2023 11:11 PM (HlyYF)

211 If China had sent balloons over while Trump was prez, they'd have been declared Russian balloons and Trump would've had to have them shot down to discredit that.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 05, 2023 11:11 PM (KAi1n)

212

A 7.8 magnitude earthquake hit southern Turkey early Monday and was felt across Syria, Jordan, and Israel, among other neighboring countries.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2023 11:12 PM (63Dwl)

213 I was on skis once. And on my face numerous times.

And I have snow-shoed. Another form of self-induced agony.

You got snow to traverse? I got this:

https://tinyurl.com/4fx75u6d And yes, I have the Arctic cab as pictured, but it's not mounted.

Come visit me in Alberta, and you could have a Weasel ride. It's a hoot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2023 11:13 PM (tkR6S)

214 No clue. Was just happy to be back in civilization and drinking a beer!

(You know we were working rough when Cody was civilization!)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2023 11:11 PM (HlyYF)

*Sending a hell-yeah*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, the Least Interesting Man on the NSA Watchlist at February 05, 2023 11:13 PM (UQUAY)

215 Come visit me in Alberta, and you could have a Weasel ride. It's a hoot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2023 11:13 PM


I thought a "Weasel ride" was in a JD tractor with two chihuahuas and the bucket full of guns?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2023 11:14 PM (HlyYF)

216 204 My two 'buddies,' on my first and only day of skiing, took me up on a double black diamond run on a sunny day. I bounced my head off of every mogul as I beelined in a straight line down the slope because no body taught me how to turn or stop.

I didn't die like Sonny Bono, ...
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 05, 2023 11:07 PM (Jg7EG)

LOL...

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you.

I had my own nightmare experience on my first trip to Whiteface Mt.
I ended up going with a group of much better, and more experienced skiers than I was at the time. Straight to the the top of the mountain. Upon getting off the lift and skiing just a few yards away, the mountain falls away...precipitously...and it was all ICE.
My edges were not what you would have called sharp. First turn, out go my skies, and I slide down the mountain for a 100 yards or so. Much laughter was had at my expense that day. I was scared shitless, let me tell you. I thought I was gonna buy it when we hit the tree line, a la Sonny Bono

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 05, 2023 11:15 PM (CCSxw)

217

my jumbled words, ah
Actually went to the neurologist
because I'm aware of my trouble communicating.
I was figuring, How to fix this situation without
the Employee catching blame.
so I went to, new branch, paid the shortage,
put item back on display.
"Lifnei Iver"
I feel so great, to do The Right Thing,
as grandparents taught me.

Posted by: zigzag at February 05, 2023 11:16 PM (q0Ev9)

218 https://tinyurl.com/4fx75u6d


Elegant and practical …
: -))

Posted by: Adriane the Unskiing Critic . . . at February 05, 2023 11:16 PM (jonTH)

219 *Sending a hell-yeah*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, the Least Interesting Man on the NSA Watchlist at February 05, 2023 11:13 PM


Hey, how did you get that picture of my face after about five cold frosty ones? (hell-yeah back at you)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2023 11:17 PM (HlyYF)

220 I have a dear friend of my mom's who had a condo at Elkhorn for decades. You could walk to Dollar Mountain from her place. It was fun after the parents were tired from being on Baldy and wanted to just sit in the hot tub and drink. We kids would have to come back to the condo, but we'd walk to Dollar and have a ball.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2023 11:10 PM (U2p+3)

***sigh***

Days past...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 05, 2023 11:18 PM (CCSxw)

221 I thought a "Weasel ride" was in a JD tractor with two chihuahuas and the bucket full of guns?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2023 11:14 PM (HlyYF)

I don't think Weasel's JD can do 32 mph flat-out on the gravel. Or on top of 6 foot snow drifts. It doesn't plow snow, it floats over the top.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2023 11:18 PM (tkR6S)

222 No Jew with any brains would ever trust a Ukrainian that way.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I'm so glad my teenaged maternal grandfather was shipped over to here from Ukraine in the 20's. Not much of his family who stayed, survived. A cousin of my mother survived Auschwitz. Not sure if anyone else did. My maternal grandmother came over about the same time from Hungary. They met in Chicago. They both refused to speak anything but English (and Yiddish for emphasis of course) after learning the language and Grandma became a huge baseball fan.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 05, 2023 11:20 PM (KAi1n)

223 I'm out.

Love to the Horde.

Gotta go to work and stuff...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing Cody WY at February 05, 2023 11:20 PM (UQUAY)

224 My edges were not what you would have called sharp. First turn, out go my skies, and I slide down the mountain for a 100 yards or so.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 05, 2023 11:15 PM


I figure you could make a good living on the slopes in New England with a side gig of skiing up to downed skiers and giving a sharpening tune-up at "slope rates".

Can't turn on ice with rounded edges! Rich guys would definitely give you 100 bucks.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2023 11:21 PM (HlyYF)

225 . . . and Grandma became a huge baseball fan.
Posted by: SFGoth

Cubs, White Sox or American Giants?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 05, 2023 11:22 PM (u6HJ+)

226 Elegant and practical …
: -))
Posted by: Adriane the Unskiing Critic . . . at February 05, 2023 11:16 PM (jonTH)

I like that! It is "elegant" as engineers use the term. Much overbuilt for the job. You would not believe how smooth it can ride. All those bogies are independently sprung. I drove over speed bumps in a parking lot at some speed, and never felt a thing. Heard a "brrrp", and that's all. Can't do that in a Cadillac.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2023 11:22 PM (tkR6S)

227 Night, Horde.

Hope everyone has a good week!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2023 11:22 PM (HlyYF)

228 Cubs, White Sox or American Giants?
Posted by: Tonypete

White Sox. Dodgers after moving to L.A. Different league, of course.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 05, 2023 11:23 PM (KAi1n)

229 Resting up for the drive to Pensacola tomorrow. After the ice we had in Dallas last week, the beach should be heavenly - even if it's 50F.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 05, 2023 11:24 PM (u6HJ+)

230 I figure you could make a good living on the slopes in New England with a side gig of skiing up to downed skiers and giving a sharpening tune-up at "slope rates".

Can't turn on ice with rounded edges! Rich guys would definitely give you 100 bucks.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2023 11:21 PM (HlyYF)

What an idea...

I learned how to sharpen edges, and repair the PTEX base reasonably well by the time I was out of college.

But your idea never dawned on me...I am not a man of vision, as you can see...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 05, 2023 11:25 PM (CCSxw)

231 I learned how to sharpen edges, and repair the PTEX base reasonably well by the time I was out of college.

But your idea never dawned on me...I am not a man of vision, as you can see...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 05, 2023 11:25 PM (CCSxw)



Better to stay in the lodge, and "tune up" the ski bunnies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2023 11:26 PM (tkR6S)

232 I tried my hand at down hill skiing. The closest mountain was at Red Lodge, MT. Known locally as rock dodge. They built the ski runs on the wrong side of the mountain. Down hill skiing was a cool kids thing and expensive for a middle class family with lots of kids.

I actually preferred x-country skiing. The solitude, deep snow camping, man against the elements. The real down side was having the wrong ski wax. Nothing like 6 inches of snow stuck to the bottom of your skies when the snow conditions change.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 05, 2023 11:28 PM (N52dd)

233 Damn! I am really stoked about that antique tool I bought today. They were made with eight bits, and this has all eight. Gimlet, awl, two screwdrivers, knife, and a gouge chisel, and more. The wooden handle is very pretty, and no cracks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2023 11:31 PM (tkR6S)

234 Listened to the Persuasions cut, and this one popped up after it:

https://youtu.be/eb5L31p8ur8

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2023 11:33 PM (tkR6S)

235 >>>Tesla raised the price of its Model Y electric vehicle (EV) just hours after the US Treasury Department adjusted its EV tax credit rules

So businesses make adjustments in response to changing market conditions, spurred by government interference in the marketplace.

Huh.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 05, 2023 11:36 PM (gv7Yb)

236 That earthquake in Turkey seems awfully close to Incirlik AB.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 05, 2023 11:37 PM (ZTJjv)

237 15 Saw Alex Harvey live once. It was a wild show.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 05, 2023 10:00 PM (Xrfse)

++++

But was it Sensational?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 05, 2023 11:39 PM (gv7Yb)

238 "You got snow to traverse? I got this:

https://tinyurl.com/4fx75u6d And yes, I have the Arctic cab as pictured, but it's not mounted.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"



Looks like what the Lost In Space family had. Does it come with a smart-ass robot?

Posted by: Ripley at February 05, 2023 11:39 PM (PTDkx)

239 Looks like what the Lost In Space family had. Does it come with a smart-ass robot?
Posted by: Ripley at February 05, 2023 11:39 PM (PTDkx)

JUst me. But I can be a smart-ass sometimes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2023 11:42 PM (tkR6S)

240 They were made with eight bits

8 bits is all you need.

Posted by: Intel 8088 at February 05, 2023 11:43 PM (4HBmu)

241 Ukrainians are full of it. Liars of the highest order and political morons. They are the ones begging for shit. Israel does not need anything from them. Israel might be traveling there to see if mediation is possible. The stunt with demands will backfire.

Posted by: runner at February 05, 2023 11:45 PM (V13WU)

242

Generic 'Band-Aids' suck used hyena dong...

Posted by: Dick Hitzwater at February 05, 2023 11:45 PM (kzGhz)

243 Generic 'Band-Aids' suck used hyena dong...
Posted by: Dick Hitzwater at February 05, 2023 11:45 PM (kzGhz)

There is a titty bar in Phoenix by that name. Leastwise, so a friend told me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2023 11:48 PM (tkR6S)

244 "New England ski mountains are closing or limiting operations due to the cold weather "


I remember reading year sago years ago if we didn't stop using fossil fuels skiing resort would be closing. And they were right!

Posted by: Ripley at February 05, 2023 11:50 PM (PTDkx)

245

'used hyena dong' seems like an odd bar name, but these days heck it probably attracts quite the clientele...

Posted by: Dick Hitzwater at February 05, 2023 11:51 PM (kzGhz)

246 "Used?"

Posted by: Just Wondering at February 05, 2023 11:51 PM (DhOHl)

247 'used hyena dong' seems like an odd bar name, but these days heck it probably attracts quite the clientele...
Posted by: Dick Hitzwater at February 05, 2023 11:51 PM (kzGhz)

Heh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2023 11:53 PM (tkR6S)

248 I just killt five Homies for their Nike Jordans.


Looking GOOD

Posted by: Typical Whitebread Miklos at February 05, 2023 11:53 PM (X4gVY)

249 There is a sweet deal here in Colorado where you can get a season pass to keystone for under $400. Plus you get five days at crested butte and April at breckenridge. Not cheap but Break even at 3 days. And if the day sucks you just hop in the car and drive home. I don’t ski as much as I’d like but nothing beats the vote from the top of the peaks. The skiing is a bonus.

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at February 05, 2023 11:54 PM (vOCij)

250 I just killt five Homies for their Nike Jordans.


Looking GOOD
Posted by: Typical Whitebread Miklos at February 05, 2023 11:53 PM (X4gVY)

Em are sneakers, right? How about some Nashville Sneakers?

https://youtu.be/I7onqDAwemQ

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2023 11:55 PM (tkR6S)

251 15 Saw Alex Harvey live once. It was a wild show.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 05, 2023 10:00 PM (Xrfse)


But was it Sensational?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

Not like Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0aVR1g4aDY

Posted by: Miklos is about to Boogie at February 05, 2023 11:56 PM (X4gVY)

252 I spent $37.26 at the Waffle House

And left a $20 tip

Posted by: Miklos self-compensatesMiklos compensates for not winning the Powerball at February 06, 2023 12:01 AM (X4gVY)

253 Anyone see this tweet of a , oh I don't know 10 year old droppin' about 50 N bombs and threating anyone and everyone(including a cop, I think it's not just a security guard) in a small room? Anyone know what it was about? (should be against the law to tweet half a story)
tinyurl.com/222m4j9k

Posted by: ziggggeeee at February 06, 2023 12:01 AM (bqpVo)

254 Posted by: Miklos is about to Boogie at February 05, 2023 11:56 PM (X4gVY)

If you are about to boogie, King Biscuit Boy (who I got drunk with once) can show you the way:

https://youtu.be/_Xzj-iiNK_w

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2023 12:03 AM (tkR6S)

255 Em are sneakers, right? How about some Nashville Sneakers?

https://youtu.be/I7onqDAwemQ
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

"Get your High heel sneakers, and I'll put on my Blue Suede Shoes"

Posted by: Miklos, Sekrit Rockabilly (and got the Pink Socks to prove it) at February 06, 2023 12:04 AM (X4gVY)

256

is.gd/6sgXcs

SEE Link!
Another Schoolteacher!
Heavy-Duty mischief,
all cooling their heels
Incarcerated

Posted by: zigzag at February 06, 2023 12:07 AM (Rg4J2)

257 If you are about to boogie, King Biscuit Boy (who I got drunk with once) can show you the way:


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I will see that, and raise you one Root Boy Slim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSNT1xVImyc

Posted by: Miklos, who has boogied on five (5) continents at February 06, 2023 12:09 AM (X4gVY)

258 Connecticut has concealed carry. A friend of mine from there is constantly armed with a 1911 in his store. Stupid move there Jashar haslam salami balogna.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 06, 2023 12:11 AM (VwHCD)

259 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at February 06, 2023 12:12 AM (qAR6u)

260 252 I spent $37.26 at the Waffle House

And left a $20 tip
=======
You're a great guy, Miklos. Those gals need all the $$ they can get.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2023 12:18 AM (W+kMI)

261 Don't know my next 6 months as the price of...EVERYTHING in Commiefornia is up 20-30% yet my paycheck remains flaccid to the increases...and let me tell you about my utility bill which had natural gas prices up from 80$ to 300$...

They are actively killing off the middle class...

This is their plan.

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 06, 2023 12:18 AM (J00IM)

262 Blue Light Boogie. The photo is Richard as I knew him. Great likeness. RIP, dude.

https://youtu.be/H7hE5omHxII

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2023 12:21 AM (tkR6S)

263 I hated Jackson when I was a kid too!

Posted by: Unnamed Child Victim at February 06, 2023 12:23 AM (bMSyM)

264 That boat stuck under the bridge is by all appearances, a Silverton, likely about a 40 footer.

Panama City, FL. In the bay, a sandy, muddy bottom. In the rivers? Likely more mud, less sand.

A CQR "plow" anchor works great in those conditions, as does a solid forged Bruce anchor. The Danforth anchor with the hinged flukes, not so much.

Anchoring in a river with a current, one would set at least a Bahamian Moor off of the bow, and a stern anchor at long-scope, to reduce "swing", and help keep the bow into the current.

I've seen an experienced Captain do the same "set", but with "Long and Short" anchor rodes from the bow, on each side of the Bahamian Moor. That's four anchors from the bow. He didn't trust setting anchor in a river, and an anchor watch was set throughout the night. Yep, one of us was always awake, making sure relative bearings to known shore features weren't changing, which would be the boat dragging anchor. Besides. You're in a RIVER. Arent' there bulkheads, pilings or trees to take a bight, and moor up tight?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 06, 2023 12:24 AM (e6UQI)

265 And left a $20 tip

===

same as in town !

Posted by: runner at February 06, 2023 12:28 AM (V13WU)

266

Pop star Sam Smith, who describes himself as non-binary, performed a BDSM Devil-themed rendition of his song “Unholy” at the Grammys on Sunday night, complete with red leather suits, flames, and cartoonish devil horns.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2023 12:29 AM (63Dwl)

267 Wait, how did Miklos appear as Miklos twice in the sock list? Alternate title, "math, what can't it do?" On behalf of Miklos, I demand a recount! Or a sum. Harrumph!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 06, 2023 12:30 AM (4Vz8o)

268 ATTENTION MILEY

I found my flip phone.

It was right where it got knocked off the place I left it and slid under something else.

Posted by: Miklos, who tends to lose things somehow at February 06, 2023 12:30 AM (X4gVY)

269 Pop star Sam Smith, who describes himself as non-binary, performed a BDSM Devil-themed rendition of his song “Unholy” at the Grammys on Sunday night, complete with red leather suits, flames, and cartoonish devil horns.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2023 12:29 AM (63Dwl)

Non-binary = urinary.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2023 12:31 AM (tkR6S)

270 Wait, how did Miklos appear as Miklos twice in the sock list? Alternate title, "math, what can't it do?" On behalf of Miklos, I demand a recount! Or a sum. Harrumph!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

Comment farmerbots

Posted by: Tiny, but Strategic bot farmers of Novdu at February 06, 2023 12:33 AM (X4gVY)

271 "Pop star Sam Smith, who describes himself as non-binary"

The convergence of sucking ass as a musi..., uh, noisemaker, and sucking ass as a way of life... FOAD, freak

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 06, 2023 12:34 AM (4Vz8o)

272 The only Sam Smith I'm familiar with is the English brewer. Love that oatmeal stout.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 06, 2023 12:35 AM (KAi1n)

273 It was right where it got knocked off the place I left it and slid under something else.
Posted by: Miklos, who tends to lose things somehow at February 06, 2023 12:30 AM (X4gVY)

I think you have uncovered an eternal truth here, Miklos.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2023 12:35 AM (tkR6S)

274 Sam Adams>Sam Spade>Sam Smith

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2023 12:36 AM (tkR6S)

275 Comment farmerbots
Posted by: Tiny, but Strategic bot farmers of Novdu

... to whom the Macedonian content farmers hold not a candle

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 06, 2023 12:36 AM (4Vz8o)

276 And left a $20 tip

===

same as in town !

Also Big Mistake.

Charleen heard about it.

To calm her tits down, I will have to pay of ALL of title loan on her truck.

On Monday, because today is NOT a Happy Day.

But Darleen is at Frogmore, which is probably good.

Posted by: Miklos at Trailer Acres at February 06, 2023 12:38 AM (X4gVY)

277 I think you have uncovered an eternal truth here, Miklos.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I suspect AOP knows where my #8 Euro hex wrench adapter is.

Posted by: Miklos has suspicions at February 06, 2023 12:41 AM (X4gVY)

278 I think that balloon was lugging chink spy gear, crack, and big guy's 10 pct, but mostly crack and big guy's 10 pct. Hence the pinata at mission's end to collect...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 06, 2023 12:42 AM (4Vz8o)

279 Bare feet on cold concrete.


Worth it though

Pack of smokes in the car-YES!

VICTORY!

Posted by: Miklos has his moments of Utter Conquest at February 06, 2023 12:45 AM (X4gVY)

280 FUN FACT

The only person who could retrieve the Chinese balloon payload from the ocean is Elon Musk.

Posted by: Miklos has memories of Howard Hughes and the Glomar Explorer at February 06, 2023 12:48 AM (X4gVY)

281 Well, Imma going to go to bed. There is some remote possibility that I will be hung over in the morning, but I will deal with that if it arises. Mostly by sleeping in. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2023 12:52 AM (tkR6S)

282 Well, Imma going to go to bed. There is some remote possibility that I will be hung over in the morning, but I will deal with that if it arises. Mostly by sleeping in. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Hung over?

Work to do

Posted by: Miklos will not be underserved! at February 06, 2023 12:53 AM (X4gVY)

283 In the earlier post on felons and gun rights, a poster mentioned a vindictive ex filing a protection order during the divorce proceedings, and him losing his gun rights as a result. 18 USC 922(g)( is the federal statute mandating that. The 5th circuit appeals court has just ruled that law is unconstitutional under the recent SCOTUS Bruen 2A decision.

https://tinyurl.com/59n26vv5

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 06, 2023 12:58 AM (CecP5)

284 18 USC 922G8

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 06, 2023 01:01 AM (CecP5)

285 In the earlier post on felons and gun rights, a poster mentioned a vindictive ex filing a protection order during the divorce proceedings, and him losing his gun rights as a result. 18 USC 922(g)( is the federal statute mandating that. The 5th circuit appeals court has just ruled that law is unconstitutional under the recent SCOTUS Bruen 2A decision.

Reasons to not get married #1568

Posted by: Free-Range Organic Cis-Miklos at February 06, 2023 01:03 AM (X4gVY)

286
I understand that Miklos just got hisself a Jack Lord hairpiece. These are dangerous. I thought you had to have at least a Class III toupee license to get one of those, but maybe there's an exception for Peoples of Novdu or something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 06, 2023 01:10 AM (Mzdiz)

287 Fats Domino used to say "Monday, how I hate Blue Monday"

Word is, he's pretty cool with it now.

Posted by: Miklos also looks forward to A World Without Time, AKA Retirement at February 06, 2023 01:11 AM (X4gVY)

288 I understand that Miklos just got hisself a Jack Lord hairpiece. These are dangerous. I thought you had to have at least a Class III toupee license to get one of those, but maybe there's an exception for Peoples of Novdu or something.
Posted by: publius,

I am on good terms with the Fire Marshal.

His office gives the Highly Flammable Jack Lord Hairpiece permits.

Posted by: Miklos knows People at February 06, 2023 01:14 AM (X4gVY)

289 publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Also

#twoweeks

I ordered a six-pack

Posted by: Miklosian Plannings SA de CV at February 06, 2023 01:16 AM (X4gVY)

290 What to do tomorrow? Weather fags say the AIR temperature will be be in the 70s but USGS says the river WATER is still like 40. To fish or not to fish, that is the question.

Did I mention the river is so low that there will be some out of the boat dragging over the shallows? Effing cold it would be.

Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at February 06, 2023 01:18 AM (3AD8C)

291 Was just looking at a ZH article re: Greater Idaho.

Noticed the 'new' border might make the outline of my Great State resemble... a flipping of the bird.

LOLOLOLOL!

Posted by: JQ at February 06, 2023 01:20 AM (o0Fxd)

292 Did I mention the river is so low that there will be some out of the boat dragging over the shallows? Effing cold it would be.
Posted by: These Fish Sticks

srsly George, we gonna do this?

Posted by: Col. John Glover and the Marblehead Men at February 06, 2023 01:21 AM (X4gVY)

293 Okay, a semi-serious question here: Is it possible for people to (eventually) flush the covid vax mRNA out of their systems? I sense the body eventually gets rid of it itself (otherwise, why all the insistence on booster shots?)

(fyi I never got the shot, didn't trust it...)

Seems to me there should be a -safe- way (and probably easy, can't imagine the Fauci's who engineered this didn't put a backdoor in just-in-case, for themselves.)

Just wondering...

Posted by: asking for others at February 06, 2023 01:24 AM (NV6v3)

294 We went to the Arabia Steamboat Museum in KC last fall, and now get their newsletter. Not long ago, working their way through their vast inventory of trade goods on their way to small town general stores when the boat sank (sorry, spoiler), they found what they thought was an antique awl -- and it turned out to have a hollow handle, and a whole set of bits.

The steamboat sank in 1856. Nobody thought multi-tools had been invented yet.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 06, 2023 01:31 AM (jYCXf)

295 The mind control nanobots in the shot probably don't last more than 2 or 3 years.

Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at February 06, 2023 01:32 AM (3AD8C)

296 Okay, a semi-serious question here: Is it possible for people to (eventually) flush the covid vax mRNA out of their systems? I sense the body eventually gets rid of it itself (otherwise, why all the insistence on booster shots?)

A doctor interviewed by Bongino said "Maybe, but any heart damage from myocarditis is likely permanent."

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 06, 2023 01:32 AM (CecP5)

297 But then again...
Turkey just got their ass handed to them with a 7.8 earthquake...so there is that.

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 06, 2023 01:33 AM (J00IM)

298
Driving tonight, "Money For Nothing" was playing on the radio. Not only have the censored "The little faggot" line, they have also censored the "bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee" line. Must be rayciss or something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 06, 2023 01:36 AM (Mzdiz)

299 6 Apparently shortages of eggs in the UK is perfectly normal and there is nothing to worry about.

Oh, and the feed for home raised chickens apparently is reducing egg laying for back yard chickens there too.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2023 09:51 PM (xhaym)

Coincidences, as far as the eye can see...

Posted by: Flyover at February 06, 2023 01:37 AM (Rbu5d)

300
I don't want to kill you, just take you back to the Village.

Posted by: Rover at February 05, 2023 10:34 PM (Angsy)




No male prisoners!

Posted by: NC Ref at February 06, 2023 01:37 AM (w3DYt)

301 Driving tonight, "Money For Nothing" was playing on the radio. Not only have the censored "The little faggot" line, they have also censored the "bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee" line. Must be rayciss or something.
Posted by: publius

Even worse

The chicks are no longer for free

Posted by: Miklos, luckily, has $20 and enough gas to drive to Town at February 06, 2023 01:39 AM (X4gVY)

302 And for all of you just wondering why you will never be able to sue BIG PHARMA for the COVID VACCINE?

SSHHhhhh...(It might have never been a TRUE vaccine to begin with.)

OOOps...

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 06, 2023 01:40 AM (J00IM)

303

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Posted by: Joyce Morales at February 06, 2023 01:41 AM (SJCPF)

304 No male prisoners!
Posted by: NC Ref

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Posted by: Kindly Chinese Balloon that was right over your house at February 06, 2023 01:41 AM (X4gVY)

305 More than $15k comments be made online by performing straightforward tasks from home. In the previous month, I made 18376. Even a young child may do this job and make no money because it is so simple to complete and has higher pay than typical troll occupations.

Posted by: Miklos from the Bangalore Call Centre of Excellence at February 06, 2023 01:43 AM (X4gVY)

306 ATTENTION MILEY

I found my flip phone.

It was right where it got knocked off the place I left it and slid under something else.

Posted by: Miklos, who tends to lose things somehow at February 06, 2023 12:30 AM (X4gVY)

Happens to me all the time. You gotta call it to find it.

One time I saw I had a voice mail. Never do hear the phone when it goes off, and it goes off only once.

Anyway, the voicemail was me, rooting around and muttering "Where is that damn phone?"

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 06, 2023 01:45 AM (Mzdiz)

307 I've been listening to Popcorn Sutton telling stories about his life on the mountain. Learned a new phrase - "Richer'n three foot up a bull's ass."

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 06, 2023 01:46 AM (Mzdiz)

308
In gnomonical news, mark Feb. 11 on the calendar. On that day, the Equation of Time will reach it's minimum for the tropical year, at -14 mins and 15 sec. This means that local high noon will occur the latest of the year. It will be about 12:43 pm here, give or take. This will vary with longitude, the offset from the center of the time zone.

Also, being a minima, the true apparent solar day will be exactly 24 hours on the 11th.

After this date, high noon will then move earlier, and as a consequence, the length of daylight, sunrise to sunset will start shifting to the morning relative to mean time. IOW, sunrise mean time will occur earlier than sunset time occurs later.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 06, 2023 01:48 AM (Mzdiz)

309 I've been listening to Popcorn Sutton telling stories about his life on the mountain. Learned a new phrase - "Richer'n three foot up a bull's ass."
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Not sure if I can translate that to Hungarian.

Might not even try.

Posted by: Miklos knows a losing proposition from a distance at February 06, 2023 01:53 AM (X4gVY)

310 You should see his still set up. Impressive.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 06, 2023 01:57 AM (Mzdiz)

311 I have ordered a six-pack of Kalles.

Six being the number, neither five, not seven

I figure three (3) for Miley

One (1) I will try myself (probably in the car on the way)

Two (2) to be kept in a Safe Secure Place for the Burning Times.

At least we can eat good while looking at the pretty, pretty flames.

Posted by: Miklos, Official Certified Project Manager at February 06, 2023 02:01 AM (X4gVY)

312 "This is the Last Damn Run of Likker I'll Ever Make"

https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=glQjCKAI4gA

I'd rather watch stuff like this than anything out of Hollyweird.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 06, 2023 02:02 AM (Mzdiz)

313 I'm really looking forward to that Kalles!

Although I don't know how long it keeps in an unopened tube.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 06, 2023 02:04 AM (Mzdiz)

314 Biden's vacation home is in Rehoboth?
Sounds like something out of an H.P. Lovecraft book, which is appropriate.

Posted by: buddhaha at February 06, 2023 02:05 AM (k8kXr)

315 Carolina Grandaddy paid two years of college each for five daughters from the moonshine money.

Ten years of Kollidge, many nights under the moon.

Posted by: Miklos, Garndaddy aws on good terms with the elected Sheriff, that probably helped at February 06, 2023 02:08 AM (X4gVY)

316 Although I don't know how long it keeps in an unopened tube.
Posted by: Miley

Effectively, forever.

Posted by: Miklos, who has other (Danish) caviar at February 06, 2023 02:09 AM (X4gVY)

317 I'm having my 3rd beer this week. Note, not calendar week. The week running last Monday through today.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 06, 2023 02:16 AM (KAi1n)

318 Many people made moonshine, the only way to survive.

Damn revenoors!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 06, 2023 02:18 AM (Mzdiz)

319 Biden's vacation home is in Rehoboth?
Sounds like something out of an H.P. Lovecraft book, which is appropriate.

Posted by: buddhaha at February 06, 2023 02:05 AM (k8kXr)

Creepy insects or what?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 06, 2023 02:19 AM (Mzdiz)

320 It will be cheaper to pay off Charleen's Auto Title Loan in full.

Saves money compared to the Towing, Storage, and Recoupment fees. Or paying the Repo Man to just go and have lunch while I run quick to the Title Loans R Us over on Live Oak Lane.

Not like we haven't been through this before.

Well, Charleen is young and has time to learn.

Posted by: Miklos, better than he should be at February 06, 2023 02:22 AM (X4gVY)

321 {Wanders in, kicks ONT}

Deader than Joe Biden's brain cells.

Posted by: RickZ at February 06, 2023 03:10 AM (emlEe)

322 Slow night, for sure.

Posted by: JQ at February 06, 2023 03:30 AM (o0Fxd)

323 Biden's vacation home is in Rehoboth?
Sounds like something out of an H.P. Lovecraft book, which is appropriate.

Posted by: buddhaha at February 06, 2023 02:05 AM (k8kXr)

Creepy insects or what?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

2 legged ones............

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2023 03:35 AM (T4tVD)

324 "Vacation home"

Huh. Must be nice.

Posted by: JQ at February 06, 2023 03:40 AM (o0Fxd)

325 "Vacation home"

Huh. Must be nice.

Posted by: JQ at February 06, 2023 03:40 AM (o0Fxd)


A poor boy's rags to corrupt riches story. Nothing to see here, you h8er. Why, why attacking Joe Biden is attacking the very foundation of our corruptocrat oligarchy. It's an insurrection! Get Klaus Schwab on the phone, STAT!

Posted by: RickZ at February 06, 2023 03:45 AM (emlEe)

326 LOL. No sh!t...

*sticks out tongue*

Neener neener neener!

Posted by: JQ at February 06, 2023 03:47 AM (o0Fxd)

327 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2023 03:49 AM (T4tVD)

328 Pining for the fjords …

Posted by: Adriane the Unskiing Critic . . . at February 06, 2023 03:50 AM (jonTH)

329 Hiya JQ !

How you ?

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2023 03:50 AM (T4tVD)

330 Has anyone else noticed that these self-appointed, wannabe controllers of our every thought, word and deed... are just a bunch of greedy, self-serving, UGLY MOTHERF*CKERS?

Damn. Mirror-breakers, all.

Posted by: JQ at February 06, 2023 03:51 AM (o0Fxd)

331 Pining for the fjords …
Posted by: Adriane the Unskiing Critic

No more toenail toothbrush ads ?

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2023 03:51 AM (T4tVD)

332 I had a little toothbrush,
It kept my molars clean.
I used it on my toenails,
And my molars now are green …

Posted by: Adriane the Unskiing Critic . . . at February 06, 2023 03:54 AM (jonTH)

333 Hiya JT

Doin' alright!

You?

Posted by: JQ at February 06, 2023 03:54 AM (o0Fxd)

334 Had some leftover baked potato skins. Reheating them now with some cheese. Unfortunately, I used the last of the sour cream when I added it to the scooped out bakers to make 'mashed' yesterday. Oh well.

But first breakfast is looking good.

Posted by: RickZ at February 06, 2023 03:54 AM (emlEe)

335 Been up for a little bit

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 03:54 AM (xhxe8)

336 Hiya JT

Doin' alright!

You?
Posted by: JQ

YEP ! (knock wood ! )

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2023 03:55 AM (T4tVD)

337 Hiya Skip !

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2023 03:56 AM (T4tVD)

338 I’m reading the Monastery Soup Cookbook and hoping inspiration strikes …

Light bulb not labor dispute.

Posted by: Adriane the Unskiing Critic . . . at February 06, 2023 03:58 AM (jonTH)

339 Been raining all day/night here, JT-- my birdbath is overflowing

Posted by: JQ at February 06, 2023 03:59 AM (o0Fxd)

340 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at February 06, 2023 04:00 AM (4UYlo)

341 PIXY NOOD

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 04:01 AM (xhxe8)

342 Yay, me! Comments of the Week!

Whoo-hoo

Posted by: Lee Also at February 06, 2023 04:56 AM (YPgjG)

343 29 This is just damage control by the left.

The Chinese flew invisible balloons over the entire US three times during the Trump Administration!

Posted by: The Media! at February 05, 2023 10:06 PM (2tUFv)
----
Let's see the paperwork. Media, Pentagon, Norad .....

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The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat