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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ciampino keeps secrets at February 02, 2023 08:02 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2023 08:04 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 02, 2023 08:05 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 02, 2023 08:05 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Robert, cranky butt at February 02, 2023 08:06 PM (Db5WR)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2023 08:06 PM (BRHaw)
EXCEPT YOU CAN'T SEE THE FISH! IF YOU WANNA DO LITTLE DYORAMAS DO DYORAMAS!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 08:06 PM (CsVWE)
Who's up for some groin-of-function STDs~!!!!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2023 08:06 PM (XF9Gj)
Can I guess the Russians playing Rock, Paper, Scissors are using grenades before I watch it?
Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2023 08:06 PM (xhxe8)
Having yu nuklier sekrets? Da???
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2023 08:07 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 08:08 PM (0hOvj)
The top one would creep me the hell out. I like being able to get up and stand up and walk a bit easily.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 08:08 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 02, 2023 08:08 PM (gv7Yb)
Who's up for some groin-of-function STDs~!!!!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2023 08:06 PM (XF9Gj)
When did the most recent Tron reboot even come out? It has been a while, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 08:09 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 02, 2023 08:09 PM (BpYfr)
— nftbadger (@) January 29, 2023
How can you eat a goat like that?
Cabrito!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2023 08:10 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Wang Reek at February 02, 2023 08:10 PM (9QMtn)
Posted by: Piper at February 02, 2023 08:10 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 02, 2023 08:11 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at February 02, 2023 08:11 PM (Eeb9P)
You inside a sphere of curved monitors with a virtual keyboard and mouse along the most awesome sound system. All hooked up to a gaming rig that consumes as much electricity as five North Koreas.
And the sphere is rated for three axis movement.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2023 08:12 PM (Gbsh5)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 08:12 PM (mZ3xv)
Yeah, been years and it wasn't nearly as good as the first, although the score was great.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 08:12 PM (0hOvj)
Because yeah, that would be pretty neat. I'm guessing it would kill most Disney guests, but still.
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 08:12 PM (yK9py)
You inside a sphere of curved monitors with a virtual keyboard and mouse along the most awesome sound system. All hooked up to a gaming rig that consumes as much electricity as five North Koreas.
And the sphere is rated for three axis movement.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2023 08:12 PM (Gbsh5)
We rapidly approach Wal-E.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 08:13 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
2.0 was in 2011, 3.0 (Legacy ) was scrapped. A new, new one (Ares) was/is in pre-production, apparently.
tinyurl.com/4euxtvtf
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2023 08:13 PM (XF9Gj)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 02, 2023 08:08 PM (gv7Yb)
Koreans aren't that stupid.
Oh wait. Hold my soju...
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2023 08:13 PM (anj39)
Republicans Gloat!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2023 08:13 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 02, 2023 08:14 PM (QB2qE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2023 08:14 PM (Gbsh5)
Who's up for some groin-of-function STDs~!!!!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2023 08:06 PM (XF9Gj)
I'd rather toss twenty dollar bills out of my car window on I95 than spend a dime at the Grooming Kingdom.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 02, 2023 08:14 PM (gryET)
I would like to share with you that bluebell the hen ate a drowned mouse whole.
She looked very smug.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 02, 2023 08:14 PM (llON8)
When we were kids our church was building a new sanctuary. We were NOT allowed in, so of course thats where we played when we were supposed to be in sunday school. I still remember how much i laughed when my brother stepped with both feet into the wet cement that was meant to the new altar steps. With new leather sunday shoes too! Yeah i got in trouble too, but it was worth it to see him get in so much MORE trouble!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 02, 2023 08:14 PM (67zsv)
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It's a play on "Russian roulette" not an ethnicity claim.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 02, 2023 08:15 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 08:15 PM (QBaJw)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 02, 2023 08:15 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 08:12 PM (mZ3xv)
Dang!
Fancy.
I remember the electric bumper cars that the carnie would set up in the summer. High tech!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2023 08:16 PM (anj39)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2023 08:16 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 02, 2023 08:16 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at February 02, 2023 08:16 PM (24fqN)
Yeah they could make a ride where Phoebe Cates sits on my lap the whole time and we travel time to watch Cool Papa Bell play a negro league baseball game and I'd skip. No thanks Disney. House of fun, my ass.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 08:16 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 02, 2023 08:17 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2023 08:17 PM (Gbsh5)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2023 08:17 PM (V13WU)
Had my ass handed to me on day one at the track. But still raced.
Not last. But that was about as far as I was willing to go with my limited budget.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 02, 2023 08:18 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 02, 2023 08:18 PM (Vwz3I)
Yeah they could make a ride where Phoebe Cates sits on my lap the whole time and we travel time to watch Cool Papa Bell play a negro league baseball game and I'd skip. No thanks Disney. House of fun, my ass.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 08:16 PM (0hOvj)
Are we talking 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High' Phoebe Cates? Because I could be persuaded to ride that ride...
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 02, 2023 08:18 PM (gryET)
Posted by: davidt at February 02, 2023 08:18 PM (SYTee)
Dang!
Fancy.
I remember the electric bumper cars that the carnie would set up in the summer. High tech!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2023 08:16 PM (anj39)
My mom used to tell me she bought me from carnies for 18 dollars and a sixer of strohs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 08:19 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 02, 2023 08:14 PM (QB2qE)
Oh, no......
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 02, 2023 08:19 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Disney's Insurance Co's at February 02, 2023 08:19 PM (XF9Gj)
Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at February 02, 2023 08:20 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 02, 2023 08:18 PM (Vwz3I)
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"Moons" might be a bit of a stretch. I'm guessing they are relatively small asteroids captured by Jupiter's gravity.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 02, 2023 08:20 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2023 08:20 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 02, 2023 08:21 PM (QB2qE)
Hope there isn't a fire. It'd take five minutes to eject from that thing.
Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at February 02, 2023 08:20 PM (24fqN)
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How do you know you can't just pilot the whole chair out of the burning building?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 02, 2023 08:21 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 08:13 PM (mZ3xv)
My first thought as well.
I said that about the new car that reminds us to drive safely and observe all traffic laws.
"Ok, Mom."
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at February 02, 2023 08:22 PM (wE246)
Posted by: mikeski at February 02, 2023 08:22 PM (P1f+c)
you kids today
you're standing on my lawn....
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2023 08:20 PM (geLO
***
A bottle.
A floor.
All innocent fun.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2023 08:22 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 02, 2023 08:22 PM (OX9vb)
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We played RISK and Waddington's 'Campaign'.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 02, 2023 08:22 PM (Vwz3I)
The dots are on the page. Anyone want to draw the cat?
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 02, 2023 08:22 PM (SJsWC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 08:23 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: goat on the left at February 02, 2023 08:23 PM (P1f+c)
I'm not saying that you are not the Big Dummy, but the chair appears to be real.
https://amzn.com/dp/B094N31HX3
$4K. Computer gear not included.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 02, 2023 08:24 PM (gv7Yb)
Posted by: The Borg at February 02, 2023 08:24 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Piper at February 02, 2023 08:24 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 02, 2023 08:24 PM (67zsv)
I've got to learn to 'think outside the chair.'
I did flight sim for awhile, but when I realized I'd end up dedicating a whole room to it, I was nah.
Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at February 02, 2023 08:25 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 08:19 PM (mZ3xv)
Dang.
She must of really love you!
I was a fair trade for a quart of Carling Black Label and two rutabegas.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2023 08:25 PM (anj39)
A bottle.
A floor.
All innocent fun.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2023 08:22 PM (anj39)
That's how it starts...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 08:25 PM (mZ3xv)
I really need to get my eyes checked.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 02, 2023 08:27 PM (eGTCV)
Aren't we way overdue for "astronomers" "finding" "water" on Mars, again?
Or "finding" another "earth-like" planet trillions of miles away?
Or new fake pics of ellen page's fake "male" body?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 08:27 PM (afhJc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 02, 2023 08:27 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 08:28 PM (AIJ3L)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 08:29 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: DaveA at February 02, 2023 08:29 PM (FhXTo)
I used to use Boggle dice to come up with character names; roll a handfull and arrange them into words.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 08:29 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 02, 2023 08:29 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 02, 2023 08:30 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 02, 2023 08:21 PM (BpYfr)
I'm thinking of Mr. Garrison's alternative to flying episode of South Park...
https://tinyurl.com/2tdjryt2
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 08:30 PM (M2qSa)
https://lichess.org/training
Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at February 02, 2023 08:30 PM (24fqN)
Or Demi Lovato to announce a new sexuality to try to give her career a few more minutes
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 08:30 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 08:31 PM (afhJc)
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 08:31 PM (0fs9V)
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 02, 2023 08:30 PM (/6GbT)
Smaller than Uranus.
I'll show myself out.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 02, 2023 08:31 PM (gryET)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 02, 2023 08:32 PM (+ekwe)
Or Demi Lovato to announce a new sexuality to try to give her career a few more minutes
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Has been a while, hasn't it.
Also, we're overdue for a fake finding of a fake "complete" dinosaur or caveman.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 08:32 PM (afhJc)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 02, 2023 08:33 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I propose that if it isn't big enough that its own gravity pulls it into a spherical shape, it's not a moon. If Saturn's rings were sparse enough that they looked like individual rocks and not a ring, would we say it had millions of moons?
Yes, that means Mars doesn't have any moons. A strong human could jump off of Deimos and achieve escape velocity.
And Earth has two: the moon, and Stacey Abrams.
Posted by: mikeski took a while to get to the punchline at February 02, 2023 08:33 PM (P1f+c)
https://youtu.be/y4I5q4iYtNc
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 08:31 PM (afhJc)
Love it!
Just look at the Karen sitting next to her though.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 08:33 PM (M2qSa)
Aren't we way overdue for "astronomers" "finding" "water" on Mars, again?
Or "finding" another "earth-like" planet trillions of miles away?
____________
Those are non-falsifiable, so they can be made secure in the knowledge that they won't look like fools a month from now.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 02, 2023 08:33 PM (MoZTd)
Sam was never really relatable as a main character. And to have Alan as Sam's guardian where is Lora? One simple line saying she and Alan divorced would suffice.
And again where is Yori? If Tron got ported.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2023 08:34 PM (Gbsh5)
Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at February 02, 2023 08:35 PM (24fqN)
This one really is my favorite.
Dude you found a radio and IR signal that is a blur on a blurry background. They always put this super detailed painting of a planet in the story too, as if someone has a telescope out getting pictures.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 08:35 PM (0hOvj)
Can I guess the Russians playing Rock, Paper, Scissors are using grenades before I watch it?
Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2023 08:06 PM (xhxe
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That's what I thought as well.
Posted by: Ciampino kept secrets at February 02, 2023 08:35 PM (qfLjt)
Yeah its odd to leave her out entirely as if the story never had her in it. I kinda get the impression that the guys who wrote Tron 2 only had a vague idea what the story was and played the video game a couple times.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 08:36 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2023 08:36 PM (Gbsh5)
Some no more than a mile in diameter. Maybe Jupiter just has its own little asteroid belt filled with gravel.
Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2023 08:37 PM (Sv58p)
Posted by: DaveA
Obligatory:
https://youtu.be/Fooox6hbjzM
Posted by: mikeski at February 02, 2023 08:37 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 08:38 PM (afhJc)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 02, 2023 08:32 PM (+ekwe)
Not to mention it's a slander against Rush, who was adamantly of the commandment, famously attributed to Reagan, thou shalt not speak ill of other Republicans.
Something another candidate for President doesn't seem to believe in.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 08:38 PM (M2qSa)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 02, 2023 08:38 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Wang Reek at February 02, 2023 08:10 PM (9QMtn)
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Easier for the vultures and condors to track you.
Posted by: Ciampino - brisk breezes up there at February 02, 2023 08:38 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 02, 2023 08:38 PM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2023 08:39 PM (Gbsh5)
Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2023 08:37 PM (Sv58p)
Being the hoover of the solar system, no reason it wouldn't
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 02, 2023 08:39 PM (/6GbT)
It's like calling sandbar at low tide a newly discovered "island." It's all bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 08:39 PM (afhJc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2023 08:39 PM (63Dwl)
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Some no more than a mile in diameter. Maybe Jupiter just has its own little asteroid belt filled with gravel.
Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2023 08:37 PM (Sv58p)
Always seem Jupiter is envious of its smaller, flashier brother, Saturn.
Sure, Jupe, your moons are great, and you have so many! Oh, and Saturn, your rings are SOOOOO pretty today!!
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 08:40 PM (M2qSa)
Posted by: Pluto at February 02, 2023 08:40 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 02, 2023 08:41 PM (DPfSO)
Florida Man Bites Head Off Python During Domestic Dispute: Police
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 02, 2023 08:41 PM (Vwz3I)
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Something tells me they're not new.
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 08:41 PM (EZjf+)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at February 02, 2023 08:41 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Robert, cranky butt at February 02, 2023 08:41 PM (Db5WR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2023 08:42 PM (Gbsh5)
- black history month space gift shop guy
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 08:42 PM (0fs9V)
Posted by: Saturn at February 02, 2023 08:42 PM (EZjf+)
Fight me!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 02, 2023 08:42 PM (DPfSO)
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Not a black hole??
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 02, 2023 08:38 PM (Vwz3I)
Reminds me of the dream I had last night.
Not even kidding.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 08:42 PM (M2qSa)
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 08:42 PM (EZjf+)
https://tinyurl.com/ms5k9bbz
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 02, 2023 08:42 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 02, 2023 08:32 PM (+ekwe)
Dittos
Posted by: 7man at February 02, 2023 08:43 PM (qwO6y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2023 08:43 PM (Gbsh5)
Posted by: Pluto at February 02, 2023 08:40 PM (4I/2K)
The photos of Pluto from New Horizons were extraordinary. Especially the retrograde photo that clearly shows Pluto has a blue sky. Amazing.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 02, 2023 08:43 PM (gryET)
Posted by: Tom Cullen at February 02, 2023 08:43 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 02, 2023 08:44 PM (DPfSO)
Did you ever imagine the world would have a tweeting pedo totalitarian phony pope? I didn't.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 08:44 PM (afhJc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2023 08:45 PM (Gbsh5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 02, 2023 08:45 PM (DPfSO)
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2023 08:45 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 02, 2023 08:44 PM (DPfSO)
'Season'. Lol
As if it ever stops now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 08:45 PM (mZ3xv)
Sure, Jupe, your moons are great, and you have so many! Oh, and Saturn, your rings are SOOOOO pretty today!!
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 08:40 PM (M2qSa)
____________
Jupiter: nice guy
Saturn: bad boy
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 02, 2023 08:45 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 08:46 PM (EZjf+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 08:46 PM (mZ3xv)
Yeah, exactly. Whatever, guys. Even if you discovered something really impressive at this point I don't trust any of you anyway.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 08:46 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at February 02, 2023 08:46 PM (EZjf+)
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 08:47 PM (0fs9V)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 02, 2023 08:47 PM (ABZrG)
"OpenAI’s ChatGPT Gushes About Joe Biden, Refuses to Praise Trump or DeSantis"
https://tinyurl.com/yc8dhdvv
To their credit, it's noted that Snopes did their own test with similar result and has fact-checked this as True (of course, they likely agree that men of Trump's and DeSantis' horrible character should be treated thusly, especially into the paragon of virtue that is F. Joe Biden).
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 02, 2023 08:47 PM (ZDsBk)
Ergo, the earth is made of nachos.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 08:46 PM (mZ3xv)
_________
Ham
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 02, 2023 08:47 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Ace
The video missing its soundtrack:
https://youtu.be/mJIn6gMlo6A?t=83
Posted by: mikeski at February 02, 2023 08:47 PM (P1f+c)
You get similar results if you tell it to write a poem praising white men, vs praising black men
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 08:49 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
The Scorpbian™?
Posted by: mikeski at February 02, 2023 08:49 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 08:49 PM (mZ3xv)
From 1995. Mark Cullum. Birmingham News -
https://tinyurl.com/yrjhr7v4
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2023 08:50 PM (Gbsh5)
https://tinyurl.com/ms5k9bbz
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 02, 2023 08:42 PM (Q4IgG)
Saw that a bit ago, pretty cool. I guess there is a theory that Apollo 11 module may still orbiting the moon
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 02, 2023 08:50 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 08:51 PM (0hOvj)
Except fish and okra.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Does McDonald's still put a slice of cheese-like substance on their Filet O' Fish sandwich?
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2023 08:51 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 02, 2023 08:51 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 02, 2023 08:51 PM (XzIdt)
Posted by: Piper at February 02, 2023 08:52 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 08:52 PM (mZ3xv)
I then did the same with a (unattributed) Breitbart article on climate change and it had no problem denying every premise and saying that everything in the article could be false if there was lies in it.
If AI had the actual ability to cure cancer, we'll never find out since the Left treats it like a stranger's child, and refuses to tell it the truth. They fucking ruin everything. But the good thing is they can't stop people from creating AI's that are fed the truth.
Yet.
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 08:53 PM (EZjf+)
Does McDonald's still put a slice of cheese-like substance on their Filet O' Fish sandwich?
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2023 08:51 PM (geLO
__________
Sorry, that thing is vile.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 02, 2023 08:53 PM (MoZTd)
https://tinyurl.com/3erv8u9r
Posted by: Piper at February 02, 2023 08:52 PM (ZdaMQ)
Admiral Dick Levine agrees.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 02, 2023 08:53 PM (gryET)
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 08:54 PM (0fs9V)
Posted by: One Heartbeat Away From the Presidency at February 02, 2023 08:54 PM (nfrXX)
Don't ask the newest Supreme Court Justice, she's no ichthyologist
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2023 08:54 PM (Gbsh5)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
The Scorpbian™?
Posted by: mikeski at February 02, 2023 08:49 PM (P1f+c)
Bounding Bunny Vibrator > The Scorpbian
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 02, 2023 08:54 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 02, 2023 08:14 PM (QB2qE)
Oh, no......
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 02, 2023 08:19 PM (OX9vb)
*******
Tucker has on 2 ladies with emotional support skunks. They use a litter box in case you were interested.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 02, 2023 08:54 PM (NpAcC)
https://youtu.be/mJIn6gMlo6A?t=83
Posted by: mikeski
And my comments missing their verbs.
Posted by: mikeski at February 02, 2023 08:55 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
couldn't say- haven't had one in many moons
I'm sure it's fish -ish
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2023 08:55 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Something, something Book of Revelation.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2023 08:55 PM (XF9Gj)
You WILL pick cotton at the Disney "Plantation Experience" and then time travel to the "Reparations Demonstration" peaceful protest and finish with a delicious BBQ meal. $2,995 per person, per day.
Posted by: Auspex at February 02, 2023 08:55 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2023 08:45 PM (geLO
Fucking Californians gotta preface every proper name with "the", especially road designations.
Just call it I-10 or 405 like normal people in the rest of the country. Why put 'the' in front of it?
🤦♂️
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 02, 2023 08:55 PM (4I/2K)
Meta-Moons? Sub-Moons? Mini-Moons?
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 02, 2023 08:55 PM (ZDsBk)
Posted by: redridinghood
And where do the skunks go?
Posted by: mikeski at February 02, 2023 08:56 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
couldn't say- haven't had one in many moons
I'm sure it's fish -ish
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2023 08:55 PM (geLO
If you squint, it's fish adjacent.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 02, 2023 08:56 PM (4I/2K)
If you take out the scent gland, supposedly they make nice pets. Skunks are kinda ugly up close though. Pretty fur but their face leaves something to be desired.
And the Fillet-o-Fish is a good buy at McDonald's because it is almost certain to be fresh made, not sitting under a sun lamp for hours.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 08:56 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 02, 2023 08:56 PM (4I/2K
I chortled.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 08:57 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2023 08:45 PM (geLO
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I blame "THE" Ohio State University.
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 02, 2023 08:57 PM (ZDsBk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2023 08:58 PM (Gbsh5)
Sam was never really relatable as a main character. And to have Alan as Sam's guardian where is Lora? One simple line saying she and Alan divorced would suffice.
And again where is Yori? If Tron got ported.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2023 08:34 PM (Gbsh5)
I miss Bruce Boxlightner.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 08:58 PM (CsVWE)
https://tinyurl.com/26kw96wj
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 02, 2023 08:58 PM (Q4IgG)
They have found big asteroids (big enough to get names) with small asteroids orbiting them
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2023 08:59 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 08:59 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 08:19 PM (mZ3xv)
Dad used to tell me he could trade me for a pony up to the age of 10. I was outraged when I was six because I couldn't have a pony if i was traded in for one.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 02, 2023 08:59 PM (xhaym)
Meta-Moons? Sub-Moons? Mini-Moons?
Posted by: ShainS
Are the planets the Sun's "moons?" If so, yes.
Posted by: mikeski at February 02, 2023 09:00 PM (P1f+c)
https://tinyurl.com/26kw96wj
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 02, 2023 08:58 PM (Q4IgG)
Remember when Powers flying a U2 over the Soviet Union was of apocalyptic importance?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:00 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 08:40 PM (M2qSa)
____________
Jupiter: nice guy
Saturn: bad boy
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 02, 2023 08:45 PM (MoZTd)
Jupiter stays behind to run the family building and loan. Saturn goes off to war, wins the Medal of Honor.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 09:00 PM (M2qSa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 08:46 PM (0hOvj)"
affirm!
bottom line I trust almost nothing that is not
- directly perceived by myself or a "trusted" source
- contained in a printed book on my shelves
I have so, so, so, very internalized "it's an op" that it is way not funny at all ... my very first thought about almost anything is "what is this designed to make me think &/or feel?", and proceed from there as if from the top of a hundred foot pole ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 02, 2023 09:00 PM (XzIdt)
They have found big asteroids (big enough to get names) with small asteroids orbiting them
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2023 08:59 PM (geLO
For that there's Max Strength Preparation H.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 02, 2023 09:00 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: mikeski at February 02, 2023 08:56 PM (P1f+c)
******
Well, they use a litter box.
They said their personalities are like ferrets, cats and dogs all in one pet.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 02, 2023 09:00 PM (NpAcC)
Meta-Moons? Sub-Moons? Mini-Moons?
Posted by: ShainS
Are the planets the Sun's "moons?" If so, yes.
Posted by: mikeski at February 02, 2023 09:00 PM (P1f+c)
*mind... blown*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:00 PM (CsVWE)
Next level gaming💫 pic.twitter.com/j7ndmEd7HM
— nftbadger (@nftbadger) January 27, 2023
________
Reminded me of an Avengers episode, when Emma Peel had to drive a racing car, backwards, in a simulation. If she went off the "track", she got electrocuted. Of course she could handle it.
(Why was it possible to make badass women fun in the 60s?)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 02, 2023 09:01 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: The Borg at February 02, 2023 09:01 PM (Xrfse)
I would like to share with you that bluebell the hen ate a drowned mouse whole.
She looked very smug.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 02, 2023 08:14 PM (llON
---
Don't mess with Bluebell, in ANY form.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 02, 2023 09:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 02, 2023 09:02 PM (XzIdt)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 09:00 PM (M2qSa)
But Jupiter also hoovers up a lot of space detritus that might strike earth. It is the strong, silent warrior standing on a wall.
He stands on the Bridge- and no one may pass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:02 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 02, 2023 09:03 PM (Xrfse)
https://tinyurl.com/26kw96wj
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 02, 2023 08:58 PM (Q4IgG)
Why do you think its Chinese?
Oh, right, because the news said so.
Posted by: espinostifer at February 02, 2023 09:03 PM (3uf3+)
Posted by: The Borg at February 02, 2023 09:01 PM (Xrfse)
******
There are emotional support stars that you can name and adopt.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 02, 2023 09:03 PM (NpAcC)
--------
What I learned from the Stanford Marching Band: the official name of the university is Leland Stanford, Jr. University -- which if said together, makes it sound like a "junior college."
So, whenever the band was introduced before performing, they always went to great length to put a pregnant pause before & after the "University" -- so it sounded like:
"The Leland Stanford, Jr. ............ University ............ Marching Band!"
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 02, 2023 09:04 PM (ZDsBk)
Oh, right, because the news said so.
Posted by: espinostifer at February 02, 2023 09:03 PM (3uf3+)
Well, I am SURE there is a big Red Star on it. Maybe a hammer and tongs?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:04 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Kindltot
I used to hear "I brought you into this world and I can can take you out."
Posted by: Infidel at February 02, 2023 09:05 PM (YJQJ8)
Maybe the soldiers were all stuck in diversity training.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 09:05 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 02, 2023 09:06 PM (XzIdt)
Posted by: Infidel at February 02, 2023 09:05 PM (YJQJ
The correct response is 'are you sure it was you?'
Then run.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 09:06 PM (mZ3xv)
A rock is a tree, is a boy, is a dog.
Maya Angela
If you could be a twee
what kind of twee
would you be?
Barbara Walters
Posted by: Auspex at February 02, 2023 09:06 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Eromero at February 02, 2023 09:07 PM (MF3yS)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 02, 2023 09:07 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: MikeN at February 02, 2023 09:07 PM (TYJUX)
Again, I'll be curious to hear how a weather balloon penetrated our air defenses.
_________
We need a United States Balloon Gorce. Headed, of course, by a four-star general.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 02, 2023 09:07 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Eromero at February 02, 2023 09:07 PM (MF3yS
Posting from your roof?
Dedicated.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 09:07 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 02, 2023 09:08 PM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
I had emotional support pizza for lunch
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2023 09:08 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 09:00 PM (M2qSa)
But Jupiter also hoovers up a lot of space detritus that might strike earth. It is the strong, silent warrior standing on a wall.
He stands on the Bridge- and no one may pass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:02 PM (CsVWE)
And gets to bang Donna Reed.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 09:08 PM (M2qSa)
I didn't ever imagine we'd have a "president" who would have to be bottle fed and burped and sleep 19 hours a day.
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 09:08 PM (EZjf+)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 02, 2023 09:08 PM (XzIdt)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
Uranus has a greenish hue
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2023 09:09 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 02, 2023 09:09 PM (33mKI)
-
Probably took less than $1M in total payouts.
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 09:09 PM (0fs9V)
Then run.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 09:06 PM (mZ3xv)
I tried that one on my mom. Didn't work.
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 09:09 PM (EZjf+)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
Uranus has a greenish hue
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2023 09:09 PM (geLO8
Uranus has been explored more than the Antarctic.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 09:09 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 02, 2023 09:08 PM (Jg7EG)
Mind the sun exposure! Sunburn taint fun!
Posted by: Josh Brolin at February 02, 2023 09:10 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2023 09:10 PM (bJxw1)
Posted by: Eromero at February 02, 2023 09:10 PM (MF3yS)
Maybe the soldiers were all stuck in diversity training.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 09:05 PM (mZ3xv)
They were unpacking their latest shipment of $9000 tactical dilators and ensuring they met spec.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 02, 2023 09:11 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2023 09:10 PM (bJxw1)
I wouldn't count on it. Things getting a bit salty here in the ol' cafe.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 09:11 PM (M2qSa)
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 09:09 PM (0fs9V)"
Boom.
This.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 02, 2023 09:11 PM (XzIdt)
They have found big asteroids (big enough to get names) with small asteroids orbiting them
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2023 08:59 PM (geLO
-------
Indeed, NASA intentionally & successfully redirected a smaller asteroid orbiting a larger asteroid during their DART (Double Asteroid Redirection Test) mission about four months ago.
But asteroids are actually considered planets instead of moons (despite their collective mass being less than our moon's). From space.com:
"Asteroids are rocky objects revolving around the sun that are too small to be called planets. They are also known as planetoids or minor planets. There are millions of asteroids, ranging in size from hundreds of miles to several feet across. In total, the mass of all the asteroids is less than that of Earth's moon."
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 02, 2023 09:11 PM (ZDsBk)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 02, 2023 09:12 PM (mWU1r)
I think you might to need to read a little more carefully, Mike. I haven't read anybody here who supports us going to war with Russia.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2023 09:12 PM (D+F6R)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 09:08 PM (M2qSa)
No small thing.
https://tinyurl.com/yry3ushv
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:12 PM (CsVWE)
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I'm betting what else it might drop is a concern.
Biden let it get over our country. If something blows up after falling to the ground (or releases another virus) the Chinese can claim it was a test, and we just started WWIII
Which might be the plan and already agreed upon by everyone involved. He didn't drain the Strategic Reserve for fun.
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 09:12 PM (0fs9V)
-
Probably took less than $1M in total payouts.
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking
Our 'leaders' are nothing if not affordable. For foreign interests. For Americans, we can't afford them.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2023 09:12 PM (bJxw1)
Posted by: Eromero at February 02, 2023 09:10 PM (MF3yS)
Hmmm. MF3yS.
MutherFucking 3 years!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:13 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2023 09:10 PM (bJxw1)
I wouldn't count on it. Things getting a bit salty here in the ol' cafe.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 09:11 PM (M2qSa)
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Salinity > Senility.
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 02, 2023 09:13 PM (ZDsBk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 02, 2023 09:07 PM (MoZTd)
It'd be naive of us, Mr. President, to imagine that these new developments would cause a change in Red Chinese expansionist policy. I mean, we must be increasingly on the alert to prevent them taking over the weather balloon spaces, in order to breed more prodigiously than we do. Thus, knocking us out of these superior number of weather balloons with the climate change today! Mr. President, we must not allow a weather balloon gap!
Posted by: General Buck Turgidson at February 02, 2023 09:13 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Nena at February 02, 2023 09:14 PM (L2z8B)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 09:14 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:14 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 09:09 PM (0fs9V)
There it is.
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 09:15 PM (EZjf+)
Oh, right, because the news said so.
Posted by: espinostifer at February 02, 2023 09:03 PM (3uf3+)
______________
Maybe the radar track? From China?
Fucking goober...
Weather balloons are typically made out of a highly reflective material, like Mylar, so they can be tracked. The US releases many of them daily to record temperature, wind speeds, dew points and such at various locations in the US every day. You can track them on weather sites like Windy.com.
Just like this one.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 02, 2023 09:15 PM (Q4IgG)
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Probably took less than $1M in total payouts.
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking
Our 'leaders' are nothing if not affordable. For foreign interests. For Americans, we can't afford them.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2023 09:12 PM
They thought it was swamp gas. Happens all the time.
Posted by: Eromero at February 02, 2023 09:15 PM (MF3yS)
sounds like a prediction about the current administration ...
*scare quotes omitted*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 02, 2023 09:16 PM (XzIdt)
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 09:17 PM (0fs9V)
_________
We need a United States Balloon Force. Headed, of course, by a four-star general.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 02, 2023 09:07 PM (MoZTd)
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Who could have guessed that we would need a Balloon Force to save us here in ClownWorld?
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 02, 2023 09:17 PM (ZDsBk)
Posted by: Eromero at February 02, 2023 09:10 PM (MF3yS)
Hmmm. MF3yS.
MutherFucking 3 years!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:13 PM
Who is this Aetius451AD who is so wise in the ways of Cryptography?
Posted by: Eromero at February 02, 2023 09:17 PM (MF3yS)
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It has USA HOT ERR BARROON stenciled on the side
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 09:17 PM (0fs9V)
ROFL
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 09:18 PM (mZ3xv)
It's whiskey, whiskey, whiskey
that makes you feel so frisky
On the farm, on the farm
Oh,
It's whiskey, whiskey, whiskey
That makes you feel so frisky
On the Leland Stanford Junior Varsity Farm
My eyes are dim
I can not see ee ee!
I have
Not
Brought
My specks with me!
Posted by: Sasquatch at February 02, 2023 09:18 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 02, 2023 09:18 PM (33mKI)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 02, 2023 09:18 PM (XzIdt)
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 02, 2023 09:17 PM (ZDsBk)
AirShip Command. With helicopters dropped from a floating fortress, we could take that bastard out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:19 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 09:11 PM (M2qSa)
Salinity > Senility.
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 02, 2023 09:13 PM (ZDsBk)
Well, I do enjoy a salty flavor on my Chinese noodles, but I wouldn't want anyone thinking that means I support the war effort in Ukraine.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 09:20 PM (M2qSa)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 02, 2023 09:20 PM (XzIdt)
Posted by: MikeN at February 02, 2023 09:20 PM (TYJUX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:21 PM (CsVWE)
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It has USA HOT ERR BARROON stenciled on the side
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 09:17 PM (0fs9V)
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Turns out that the discarded sandbags were actually sand-filled deflated NBA-sponsored basketballs with Queen LeBron's visage & signature on them.
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 02, 2023 09:21 PM (ZDsBk)
-
Bubba and Lynard
Were listenin' to Skynard
When their moonshine still exploded
So they fired their guns
And they started to run
And then everybody reloaded
(yes, I'm familiar. Great game)
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 09:21 PM (0fs9V)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 02, 2023 09:23 PM (76Foq)
Father, we lift up in prayer our loved ones who have yet to bow their knees and confess with their tongue that Jesus Christ is Lord. We never give up believing that someday they will come to faith through Christ Jesus.
At the same time we pray for ourselves that You would make us pliable and yielding to Your touch which can happen only as we open our hearts to You. We want to be like clay in the hand of the potter and receptive to Your Spirit’s working.
The process can be painful as impurities are removed and reshaping goes against the gravity of our sin nature. But the end result makes us vessels fitting for Your honor, useful for Your kingdom, and exemplary as a believer to those we are praying for. We desire to glorify You today as our hearts are open to Your Spirit.
Amen.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 09:23 PM (UWWPY)
Posted by: MikeN at February 02, 2023 09:20 PM (TYJUX)
Sounds like you need another booster shot.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 09:23 PM (M2qSa)
Sorry to rain on your geriatric COB party Buster Brown, but China's flying surveillance balloons over America and cucks like you support the Russo/'Merica proxy war in Nazi Ukraine. Rush was right.
Posted by: MikeN
lulz
When you're right, you're right.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 09:24 PM (afhJc)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2023 09:24 PM (bJxw1)
Posted by: Sasquatch at February 02, 2023 09:24 PM (4wq+Z)
So what if some enterprising young fella, with a shit load of Estes rocket motors, decides, for the fun of it, to take a shot?
Asking for an enterp...errr...a friend.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2023 09:25 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Sasquatch
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I love that this is posted in a thread about a weather balloon. For some reason that's very funny to me.
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 09:26 PM (0fs9V)
Posted by: Piper at February 02, 2023 09:26 PM (ZdaMQ)
>I dunno. If the typical commercial flight is at 36,000 feet, and the balloon poses no threat to flight patterns, that's at least 6.8 miles up. That's a hell of a vertical shot.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 02, 2023 09:26 PM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 02, 2023 09:26 PM (U2p+3)
However the balloon I mentioned drifted across the Pacific Ocean and into US airspace. We probably didn't even detect it until it was over land. We're that stupid. And when it was ID's (however that was done) as a "weather balloon" we sorta' just said... well fuck it. Seriously.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 02, 2023 09:26 PM (Q4IgG)
https://tinyurl.com/3erv8u9r
Posted by: Piper
y'all please make sure you see this
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2023 09:27 PM (geLO8)
Aw, land! I loved that game. reskinned Duke Nukem with new levels. And tougher
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 09:27 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 02, 2023 09:23 PM (76Foq)
Earliest movie I can remember seeing in the theater was Empire. I do not remember much aside from... the fight in cloud city. Wrath of Khan- and all I remember is when they put the ear bugs in.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:28 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 02, 2023 09:26 PM (U2p+3)
It wasn't me.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 02, 2023 09:28 PM (llON8)
Posted by: esteban jo at February 02, 2023 09:28 PM (/Rqse)
Also l this isn’t the first time, this one is just hanging around longer. That should calm everyone down.
Posted by: Piper at February 02, 2023 09:29 PM (ZdaMQ)
I have no idea whose those people are, and posters can not be fans of either Putin or Zelenskyy without thinking Americans should go to war over there.
We can all get a little irritable at times here, but it's better posters to address by their actual handles and speak to them directly.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2023 09:29 PM (yAgb6)
So what if some enterprising young antifas, armed with a shit load of those handheld lasers they used on police, decides, for the fun of it, to tape them together and boresight them, and then fry the balloon?
Asking for some enterp...errr...peoplemI know...maybe.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2023 09:29 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Piper at February 02, 2023 09:30 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 09:30 PM (0fs9V)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 02, 2023 09:30 PM (Js3tc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
When Duke goes missing. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2023 09:30 PM (bJxw1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:30 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2023 09:31 PM (yAgb6)
Same defenses we had on 9-11-2001, or the new woke version?
Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at February 02, 2023 09:31 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Piper at February 02, 2023 09:30 PM (ZdaMQ)
Are you getting stormed on up there?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 02, 2023 09:31 PM (llON8)
https://tinyurl.com/3erv8u9r
Posted by: Piper
y'all please make sure you see this
Posted by: DB
----------------
Truth
The other half of the women in his administration are men.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 02, 2023 09:31 PM (dtPto)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 02, 2023 09:32 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: esteban jo at February 02, 2023 09:28 PM (/Rqse)
No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 09:32 PM (M2qSa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:32 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: esteban jo at February 02, 2023 09:28 PM (/Rqse)
No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 09:32 PM (M2qSa)
So throw a really good fast ball to take out that balloon!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:33 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 02, 2023 09:33 PM (U2p+3)
>A new COVID variant for the new year. If it drops it's payload over Montana, with Montana's wind, it has nothing to worry about.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 02, 2023 09:33 PM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
"Wait - Are we the baddies?"
--Something the Feds would never ask themselves.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2023 09:33 PM (bJxw1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 02, 2023 09:26 PM (U2p+3)
Has nothing to do with the green flash seen earlier streaking down from a stationary object high over North America.
Probably.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2023 09:34 PM (anj39)
--Something the Feds would never ask themselves.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2023 09:33 PM (bJxw1)
Why should they? They are on the side of Gaia!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:34 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 02, 2023 09:33 PM (U2p+3)
Hmm. No riots scheduled for today??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 02, 2023 09:35 PM (llON8)
So this makes sense to some of you?
The fake news media tells you holy shit, everyone, there's a chinese spy balloon floating over America!! But don't worry about it, everything is under control; just ignore it and go about your day!!
You are being fcked with. Simple as that.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 09:35 PM (afhJc)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 02, 2023 09:32 PM (U2p+3)
Only if you wear the uniform to start
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 09:35 PM (EZjf+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
--------------------------------
Maybe they are tired of the flack.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 02, 2023 09:35 PM (dtPto)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 09:32 PM (M2qSa)
So throw a really good fast ball to take out that balloon!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:33 PM (CsVWE)
These days I pride myself in my slowball(s).
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 09:36 PM (M2qSa)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 02, 2023 09:36 PM (nxdel)
So this makes sense to some of you?
The fake news media tells you holy shit, everyone, there's a chinese spy balloon floating over America!! But don't worry about it, everything is under control; just ignore it and go about your day!!
You are being fcked with. Simple as that.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 09:35 PM (afhJc)
I'm not worried because I saw the comment at 240.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 02, 2023 09:37 PM (llON8)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Wow. I can't see the end of the line yet. That was fast.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2023 09:37 PM (bJxw1)
We're all pulling for you, Jewells.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 09:37 PM (afhJc)
Posted by: Emilio Estevez at February 02, 2023 09:37 PM (4I/2K)
I'm generous that way.
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 09:37 PM (0fs9V)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 02, 2023 09:35 PM (dtPto)
Could be. Still, it was weird the fervency to my eye. I dunno, that whole Ukraine thing... it seemed so obviously a set up from the get go considering all of the stuff swirling before it with Biden going this way and that.
Maybe catch me when China invades Taiwan.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:38 PM (CsVWE)
Father, we lift up in prayer our loved ones who have yet to bow their knees and confess with their tongue that Jesus Christ is Lord. We never give up believing that someday they will come to faith through Christ Jesus.
At the same time we pray for ourselves that You would make us pliable and yielding to Your touch which can happen only as we open our hearts to You. We want to be like clay in the hand of the potter and receptive to Your Spirit’s working.
The process can be painful as impurities are removed and reshaping goes against the gravity of our sin nature. But the end result makes us vessels fitting for Your honor, useful for Your kingdom, and exemplary as a believer to those we are praying for. We desire to glorify You today as our hearts are open to Your Spirit.
Amen.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 09:23 PM
Amen and Amen.
Posted by: Eromero at February 02, 2023 09:38 PM (MF3yS)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 02, 2023 09:36 PM (nxdel)
Fingers crossed, ma'am!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at February 02, 2023 09:38 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2023 09:38 PM (RovqD)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 02, 2023 09:36 PM (nxdel)
Good luck Jewells.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:39 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2023 09:39 PM (geLO8)
"That wasn't a weather balloon, it was a UFO"
Posted by: lowandslow at February 02, 2023 09:39 PM (76Foq)
Marguerite Johnson, an "honorary doctorate" recipient was assigned an office...was actually a janitor's closet in an adjacent building.
A student reported that the first 5 or so classes Maya "taught" was nothing more than memorizing all the students names.
Affirmative action indeed. Doesn't mean much in literature...but wait until it shows up in your airplane cockpit.
Posted by: Ju at February 02, 2023 09:39 PM (aTmM/)
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2023 09:38 PM (RovqD)
I think this means schiff is a russian collaborator and should be thrown in a very dark oubliette.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:39 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 02, 2023 09:39 PM (mtTvd)
Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2023 08:04 PM (xhxe
(Joe Biden enters)
The Dopium is at the podium.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2023 09:39 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: jewells45
___
Prayers as always, hun.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 09:40 PM (UWWPY)
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2023 09:39 PM (geLO
Goat? Isn't that a Jewish thing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:40 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 02, 2023 09:40 PM (KFhLj)
Compare to the messaging on Tyre.
One of these things was either a total surprise the messagers or didn't fit their narrative (although they have been known in the past to make things fit - George Zimmerman was a "White Hispanic"), or both.
The other two........
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 09:41 PM (EZjf+)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 02, 2023 09:40 PM (KFhLj)
This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:41 PM (CsVWE)
Are they worried this one has Covid 20 in it? Or are they down playing since nuclear sites are what this thing is seeking out and we just peeved off Putin who is now carrying his nuclear football around like a Louis Vuitton Neverfull tote bag?
Posted by: Piper at February 02, 2023 09:41 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2023 09:41 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Moki at February 02, 2023 09:41 PM (JrN/x)
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I'm making business cards tomorrow.
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes
I saw The Advisers of Balloons open for Pure Reason Revolution at the Goodyear Theater in 2007.
https://youtu.be/lyE82wgOkVY
Posted by: mikeski at February 02, 2023 09:41 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 09:37 PM (afhJc)
Amen.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 09:42 PM (M2qSa)
6 months ago I speculated the whole thing was a scam to pilfer hundreds of billions out of stupid countries, and putin is in on it. Our treasuries are being looted.."legally" for a fake "good cause" for "democracy."
I said it 6 months ago in this year-long fiasco: Russian could've stomped the ukraine within weeks.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 09:42 PM (afhJc)
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People don't want to accept it, but this is the middle to upper class routinely doing this sort of thing. That place is a sh*thole.
Coming soon to a culture near you.
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 09:42 PM (0fs9V)
Posted by: Prof. Joebobo, Afrophysicist at February 02, 2023 09:43 PM (WsmA9)
Posted by: lowandslow
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Earliest movie I can remember seeing in the theater was Empire. I do not remember much aside from... the fight in cloud city. Wrath of Khan- and all I remember is when they put the ear bugs in.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Valley of Gwangi at the drive in. My lawn, get hence.
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 02, 2023 09:43 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 09:43 PM (0fs9V)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 02, 2023 09:35 PM (dtPto)
The flack was heavy that day, over Macho Grande...
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2023 09:43 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:40 PM (CsVWE)
Jose Goldstein
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 02, 2023 09:45 PM (mtTvd)
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 02, 2023 09:43 PM (3CCua)
*looks it up*
*impresed*
Hey, I shall throw no shade at someone who got to watch the Apollo moon landing in real time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:45 PM (CsVWE)
Probably.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2023 09:34 PM (anj39)
Geeze. About 7:00 - 7:15 Mountain Time, I saw a green meteor in the sky here east of Phoenix. Direction of travel, SSE, approximately. And it passed from maybe 45 degrees elevation to 20 degrees in about a half second. Re-entering apsdace junk, maybe?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2023 09:45 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 02, 2023 09:45 PM (dtPto)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2023 09:43 PM (anj39)
No... I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:45 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Piper at February 02, 2023 09:46 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Piper at February 02, 2023 09:46 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Moki at February 02, 2023 09:47 PM (JrN/x)
Remote control airplanes aren't like they used to be when we were kids.
Here's a toy Jet, and it's a real jet engine:
https://youtu.be/f2A8_rNwYbk?t=139
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 09:47 PM (afhJc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2023 09:45 PM (tkR6S)
Thats what they want you to think.
I bet other "balloons" are taking up positions all across the globe...
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2023 09:48 PM (anj39)
Posted by: mikeski
Dang, I should have said 2022. They put out an album called "Above Cirrus."
Posted by: mikeski at February 02, 2023 09:48 PM (P1f+c)
I remember it was really dark and I could not see hardly anything.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:48 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Piper at February 02, 2023 09:48 PM (ZdaMQ)
Word is Thailand will nullify the contract they signed with Pfizer, making them the first country to do so. If that happens, the poop will hit the fan and the floodgates will open. Popcorn time.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 02, 2023 09:48 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: mrp at February 02, 2023 09:48 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:32 PM (CsVWE)
A banana slug could best GlowieMike in a battle of wits, two falls out of three.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2023 09:49 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2023 09:45 PM (tkR6S)
Thats what they want you to think.
I bet other "balloons" are taking up positions all across the globe...
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2023 09:48 PM (anj39)
Checkmate.
Posted by: David Levison at February 02, 2023 09:49 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 02, 2023 09:35 PM (dtPto)
Could be. Still, it was weird the fervency to my eye. I dunno, that whole Ukraine thing... it seemed so obviously a set up from the get go considering all of the stuff swirling before it with Biden going this way and that.
Maybe catch me when China invades Taiwan.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:38 PM (CsVWE)
China is not going to invade Taiwan. The Taiwanese will fight. It's just a ruse by the Chinese to keep Biden, Sullivan, and Blinken planning for the wrong fight. The Chinese really plan to invade Hawaii and Southern California. Biden and Milley will not send our military to fight the Chinese. It will be a low-casualty operation for the Chinese to capture the Hawaiian Islands and SoCal. Then they will build a 50-foot triple wall along the Mexican border and dare the cartels to try anything. Meanwhile, the Chinese will make SoCal a boom town again. For making stuff China needs.
oh, these dreams are getting too weird!
Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2023 09:50 PM (AMIL/)
Get up in the morning, shower, put on a pretty sweater and that smile on your beautiful face. Walk in with your chin up holding your husbands hand.
You're loved.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 02, 2023 09:50 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Piper at February 02, 2023 09:48 PM (ZdaMQ)
Yeah, they are predators and the meat would probably taste bad.*
*what the hell book series was that where the zebras were man eaters?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:50 PM (CsVWE)
Trump will stop shit-talking Gov DeSantis the first time he hears the whole crowd booing him. Unless all those people who go to the rallys are big shitheads....
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 09:50 PM (afhJc)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 02, 2023 09:50 PM (KAi1n)
Word is Thailand will nullify the contract they signed with Pfizer, making them the first country to do so. If that happens, the poop will hit the fan and the floodgates will open. Popcorn time.
Posted by: IrishEi
Who messed up the delivery? She was supposed to get the "VIP" dose! I am so dead!
Posted by: a Pfizer middle-manager at February 02, 2023 09:51 PM (P1f+c)
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Boy, he dropped out of the news cycle fast, didn't he?
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 09:43 PM (0fs9V)
Gone right flat, he did.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2023 09:51 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Piper at February 02, 2023 09:51 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2023 09:50 PM (AMIL/)
You know... I could believe it at this point. Considering the amount of mineral wealth in Cali alone and we are almost putting it in a ziploc baggy for the next real civilization to come along to exploit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:52 PM (CsVWE)
What if 50% of taiwanese support mother china, which is likely?
Half of Israel is anti-Israel. You all knew that, right?
Just like the half the USA is anti-America.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 09:52 PM (afhJc)
Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2023 09:50 PM (AMIL/)
Thats a side affect of okra.
Nasty stuff that.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2023 09:52 PM (anj39)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 02, 2023 09:36 PM (nxdel)
Best wishes for good news.
Posted by: HTL at February 02, 2023 09:52 PM (166UE)
Word is Thailand will nullify the contract they signed with Pfizer, making them the first country to do so. If that happens, the poop will hit the fan and the floodgates will open. Popcorn time.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 02, 2023 09:48 PM (3ImbR)
Has anyone asked what Thailand's weather balloon capabilities are?
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 09:53 PM (M2qSa)
Word is Thailand will nullify the contract they signed with Pfizer, making them the first country to do so. If that happens, the poop will hit the fan and the floodgates will open. Popcorn time.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 02, 2023 09:48 PM (3ImbR)
That would be a good start.
It would be better if some other country demands to have pharma execs extradited for trial.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 02, 2023 09:53 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 09:53 PM (0fs9V)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 02, 2023 09:53 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: IrishEi
I was born in Thailand. I had no idea what hot and humid weather was until moving to Virginia and experiencing any other kind.
Posted by: SFGoth at February 02, 2023 09:53 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Moki
___
You're welcome.
I was thinking of my daughter, and so many others.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 09:54 PM (UWWPY)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 02, 2023 09:36 PM (nxdel)
Good luck Jewells!
Posted by: Dr. T at February 02, 2023 09:54 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 02, 2023 09:54 PM (76Foq)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 02, 2023 09:54 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Piper at February 02, 2023 09:51 PM (ZdaMQ)
*checks*
I have:
-cottage cheese thighs
-ice cubes on burgers in the oven?
-girl taking a selfie with an eight pack
-some browser game
-a box of baking soda next to a pot with... detergent pods in it?
-another browser game
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:54 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: IrishEi
I was born in Thailand. I had no idea what hot and humid weather was until moving to Virginia and experiencing any other kind.
Posted by: SFGoth at February 02, 2023 09:53 PM (KAi1n
Just this minute watched a segment on TV about Thai crocodile farms. They harvest about 150k a year.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 02, 2023 09:55 PM (mtTvd)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 02, 2023 09:55 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: The 5th Dimension at February 02, 2023 09:55 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Piper at February 02, 2023 09:51 PM (ZdaMQ)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE... WHAT THE HELL ARE 'TOOTH BRUSHED TOES'?!
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at February 02, 2023 09:56 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 09:57 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 02, 2023 09:53 PM (+ldAm)
~~~~~
Here ya go. I didn't post it before because it's 12 minutes long. Remember Clayton Morris?
https://twitter.com/TheRedactedInc/status/
1621176618856357888
Posted by: IrishEi at February 02, 2023 09:58 PM (3ImbR)
Remember, everyday is a good day to workout! - Piper, that annoying chick who is always at the ready with exercise tips!
Posted by: Piper at February 02, 2023 09:59 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: IrishEi
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Unless it hits the broadcast news, as above, they'll bury it.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 02, 2023 10:03 PM (dtPto)
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 10:06 PM (EZjf+)
Posted by: lowandslow
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Earliest movie I can remember seeing in the theater was Empire. I do not remember much aside from... the fight in cloud city. Wrath of Khan- and all I remember is when they put the ear bugs in.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Valley of Gwangi at the drive in. My lawn, get hence.
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 02, 2023 09:43 PM (3CCua)
Babes in Toyland on the indoor big screen.
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