Illegal Aliens Refusing to Vacate Expensive Midtown Hotel Move Against... The Media

Well, I'll make them this deal: For every media jagoff you can bully into renouncing his citizenship, I'll permit two of you to remain in the country.

One out, two in: That's the Ace of Spades plan.

The ongoing migrant standoff at a Manhattan hotel turned ugly Wednesday after a group of about 10 outside activists used open umbrellas to prevent the news media from documenting the scene.

The intervention prompted several migrants to angrily confront a journalist who was shooting a video for Dubai-based Al Arabiya TV, with one migrant hitting the camera and dislodging its small monitor unit.

One hero, you mean.

Some of the 35 migrants gathered in front of the Watson Hotel in Hell's Kitchen also shouted at other camera operators to try to intimidate them.

NYPD cops issued warnings but made no arrests.

The newshound whose camera was struck, Ghassan Masoud, said he'd never been treated so badly during a career that's included coverage of the Iraq War.

"In 30 years, even in war zones, I've never experienced aggression like that," Masoud said.

"I know their situation is bad. I just want to tell their story and they attacked me."

Masoud, who usually covers the United Nations, described the migrants as "aggressive."

"One migrant threatened to hit me with a broom, which is when the cops stepped in and told them I had every right to film," he said.

LOL.

Timcast's reporter says that the illegal aliens are being encouraged in their entitled defiance by antifa "activists" and ACLU employees.

Migrants who were protesting the move set up camp outside of the Watson Hotel, causing the New York Police Department (NYPD) to shut down eastbound traffic. City officials told the New York Post that it "was so-called advocates and not actual migrants who stoked dissent and encouraged dozens of asylum-seekers to stand their ground at a three-star Manhattan hotel rather than go to a new mega-shelter set up by Mayor Eric Adams."

Timcast field reporter Elad Eliahu captured footage of several activists working to facilitate the illegal migrant camp on New York City streets. One was reportedly a protest monitor with the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU), who was coordinating with at least one member of the far-left, violent extremist group Antifa.

Thanks to Deb Heine of American Greatness for that last report.

Deb says she knew antifa was involved when she saw those umbrellas. Apparently antifa routinely uses umbrellas to block cameras from getting images of their thugs smashing windows, burning cars, and attacking citizens.

Posted by: Ace at 06:02 PM




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1 Doof or Spong!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2023 06:03 PM (1kcoT)

2 That should be Sponge!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2023 06:03 PM (1kcoT)

3 They don't respect our laws, and they're not fleeing for their lives.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2023 06:03 PM (krQz2)

4 Fetched them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2023 06:04 PM (1kcoT)

5 Pass that popcorn!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 01, 2023 06:04 PM (f1uyw)

6 Teaching people to not knock people's property out of their hands because you just wanna is White Supremacy.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2023 06:05 PM (krQz2)

7 What the hell do you expect? You are treating them like royalty for breaking the law.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 06:05 PM (zZu0s)

8 Someone points an umbrella at me I'm returning fire. I've seen plenty of gun umbrellas in movies.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 01, 2023 06:06 PM (JJ5DJ)

9 Does anybody remember when CNN anchors used to crow that Antifa was the self-same organization that fought the Nazis in Germany ~90 years ago?

That was before it became "just an idea".

Does anybody remember that?

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2023 06:06 PM (krQz2)

10 That's some quick stompening

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 06:07 PM (XvPQV)

11 The guys in "Casino" knew how to deal with this type of thing to ensure it didn't happen again.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 01, 2023 06:07 PM (bJxw1)

12 Just turn off the power and stop supplying food.
Worried the *migrants* might trash the place?
Too late that's already done.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2023 06:07 PM (1kcoT)

13 They complained about the free food too

Posted by: It's me donna at February 01, 2023 06:07 PM (bs+z0)

14 Someone points an umbrella at me I'm returning fire. I've seen plenty of gun umbrellas in movies.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 01, 2023 06:06 PM (JJ5DJ)

Can't take any chances.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 01, 2023 06:07 PM (y/a4v)

15 What the hell do you expect? You are treating them like royalty for breaking the law.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 06:05 PM (zZu0s)
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Sorry about that.

Posted by: Judas Priest at February 01, 2023 06:07 PM (krQz2)

16 Of course, followed.

Prosecutors just pulled a shitty move in the Murdaygh trial.
They tried to get financial info into the testimony by asking a friend of the murdered son about the defendant's finances. He said he knew nothing, then they started asking leading questions about his finances.
Defense objected, judge allowed the questions.

What bullshit.

The State has a crap case, and now they are trying to cheat.
Plus, pussy-ass lazy judge.

Watching on Rekieta.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 01, 2023 06:06 PM (ufFY

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 01, 2023 06:07 PM (ufFY8)

17 They don't respect our media?

Posted by: Wait, wut? at February 01, 2023 06:07 PM (OtRmR)

18
Can they at least start making beds, vacuuming and bringing clean towels?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2023 06:08 PM (Zuw1e)

19 The cartel-coyote guy promised us free stuff!

Posted by: Migrant Ingrate at February 01, 2023 06:08 PM (uezvF)

20 Masoud, who usually covers the United Nations, described the migrants as "aggressive."
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So, Mr. Massoud, would you rate "They're not sending us their best" as accurate, or nah?

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 01, 2023 06:08 PM (YJwUM)

21 They don't respect our media?

Posted by: Wait, wut? at February 01, 2023 06:07 PM (OtRmR)
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Stopped clock.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2023 06:08 PM (krQz2)

22 One migrant threatened to hit me with a broom
.........

I blame the Pace picante sauce.

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 06:08 PM (v0R5T)

23 Are they playing like music to discourage live streams? So that they will get Flagged and taken down

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 01, 2023 06:09 PM (dKiJG)

24 They should all be relocated to the bottom of the Hudson

Posted by: UGAdawg at February 01, 2023 06:09 PM (ZuraM)

25 Ah, the communists have imported their infantry.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at February 01, 2023 06:09 PM (j+FHS)

26 I need to make a dart gun that shoots flaming darts for those fricken umbrellas.

That would be a hoot!!!

Posted by: Justin Castreau at February 01, 2023 06:09 PM (V8yYW)

27 NYC politicians...entitled illegals... Antifa...like when three pedophiles go after each other in Cellblock D, I find myself hoping they all lose.

Posted by: Fat Jonah of Krypton at February 01, 2023 06:09 PM (eDqf7)

28 Need some White Shirts to stomp these antifa brown shirts.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 01, 2023 06:09 PM (ufFY8)

29 Fetched them.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Ew. Oh.

*Fetched*

Carry on, then.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 01, 2023 06:09 PM (YJwUM)

30 What’s the over / under on how long until they burn down the hotel ?

Posted by: The Earl of Shacktown who broke the bank at Monte Carlo at February 01, 2023 06:09 PM (9X60i)

31 Almost as entertaining as the Taliban trying to protect CCP personnel from ISIS in the 'Stan.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 06:09 PM (fRiS1)

32 Or better yet just get one of those long lighters and set those suckers blaze.

Posted by: Justin Castreau at February 01, 2023 06:09 PM (V8yYW)

33 Some of the 35 migrants gathered
........

You misspelled "illegal immigrants". Many times.

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 06:10 PM (v0R5T)

34 Movie idea: unexpected odd couple romance between the paid Anitifa activist and the foreign press reporter sent to cover the protest.

"We realized we're both just a couple of leftists who profit off of manufactured crises--it was a match made in heaven and we just didn't see it"

Posted by: TexasDan at February 01, 2023 06:10 PM (elfjD)

35 One of the migrants threatened to hit me with a broom.

I needed it to fly home.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at February 01, 2023 06:10 PM (OtRmR)

36
Again, gas stoves are the cause of this.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 01, 2023 06:10 PM (Mzdiz)

37 Antifa holding umbrellas.
A perfect shiv moment.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2023 06:10 PM (anj39)

38 NYC politicians...entitled illegals... Antifa...like when three pedophiles go after each other in Cellblock D, I find myself hoping they all lose.
Posted by: Fat Jonah of Krypton

You forgot to mention the 4 estate being in the melee.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2023 06:11 PM (1kcoT)

39 Oh yes, the umbrellas are from antifa training. Look at the Chicago PD footage from above as they whole front flank of antifa all open their umbrellas at once to block what's going on behind them--drawing makeshift weapons.

I can't wait to see the news tonight to not see the Barbarian Invasion battle!

Posted by: Ultra pj at February 01, 2023 06:11 PM (G1dq6)

40 What’s the over / under on how long until they burn down the hotel ?
Posted

...

Not until someone makes a random insulting YouTube video.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 01, 2023 06:11 PM (elfjD)

41 What’s the over / under on how long until they burn down the hotel ?
Posted by: The Earl of Shacktown who broke the bank at Monte Carlo at February 01, 2023 06:09 PM (9X60i)
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So, insurance scam, then?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 06:11 PM (BpYfr)

42 Migrants, schmigrants.

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 06:12 PM (v0R5T)

43 There's an interesting post at the end of the last thread. Vote for the communists in the hopes that it hastens things so that some people who remember America will still be alive when the inevitable starts because of communism.

Posted by: 50% real inflation at February 01, 2023 06:12 PM (/F4Jb)

44 Someone points an umbrella at me I'm returning fire. I've seen plenty of gun umbrellas in movies.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 01, 2023 06:06 PM (JJ5DJ)
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For all we know, they are using high-tech umbrellas, like those found in Kingsman: The Secret Service.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 06:12 PM (BpYfr)

45 we need common sense umbrella control

Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 06:12 PM (geLO8)

46 It's NYC and my field of fucks is barren.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 01, 2023 06:13 PM (y/a4v)

47 Or better yet just get one of those long lighters and set those suckers blaze.
Posted by: Justin Castreau

Can of aerosol hair spray and that long lighter will work more quickly.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2023 06:13 PM (1kcoT)

48 Behold my field of fucks.

It is barren.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2023 06:13 PM (pwExq)

49 Wait, are you telling me these poor, down trodden souls escaping the hell of their own country aren’t grateful for any chance and help they are given to start a new prosperous journey in America? They aren’t volunteering to serve the sandwiches to gain job skills? I am shocked. SHOCKED!

Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 06:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

50
This is one case where I support the migrants rights to stay in a $500 a night NYC hotel and bankrupt the citizens of the sanctuary city.

I should be a better person, but I'm not.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 01, 2023 06:14 PM (enJYY)

51 Antifa using the Penguin maneuver.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2023 06:14 PM (63Dwl)

52 It's NYC and my field of fucks is barren.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin

Your field but my funny-bone, I could read about NYC's problems daily without remorse.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2023 06:14 PM (1kcoT)

53 And of course NYPD was told to stand down.

Adams is a COWARD!

Posted by: Ultra pj at February 01, 2023 06:15 PM (G1dq6)

54 Oh darn. I missed the Red on Red thread.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 06:15 PM (mE7cY)

55 This is one case where I support the migrants rights to stay in a $500 a night NYC hotel and bankrupt the citizens of the sanctuary city.

I should be a better person, but I'm not.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 01, 2023 06:14 PM (enJYY)

I know. It probably speaks to a character flaw on my part, but they love it because they are not in contact with them. Let them have all the contact they can stand.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 06:15 PM (zZu0s)

56 What to do with all these pissed stained sheet?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 01, 2023 06:15 PM (Q4IgG)

57 The newshound whose camera was struck, Ghassan Masoud, said he'd never been treated so badly during a career that's included coverage of the Iraq War.

"In 30 years, even in war zones, I've never experienced aggression like that," Masoud said.

"I know their situation is bad. I just want to tell their story and they attacked me."
-

Gosh, it's almost like the group that arms "medics" in order to manipulate your assumptions in confrontations don't have your best interests in mind.

Posted by: 50% real inflation at February 01, 2023 06:15 PM (/F4Jb)

58 Are US and world globalists building way stations for illegal aliens near the Darien Gap?
https://is.gd/B71Ydh
I'll give you one guess...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2023 06:15 PM (llON8)

59 36
Again, gas stoves are the cause of this.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 01, 2023 06:10 PM (Mzdiz


This. Always this.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 06:16 PM (mE7cY)

60 Good evening, horde!

Who coulda seen this coming? BRB, need popcorn.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at February 01, 2023 06:16 PM (OX9vb)

61
The big Apple. These migrants will eat it to the core.

All these big mouth New Yorkers talk tough, but they'll bow to the migrant scuttle away with their tails between their legs.

Posted by: portlandon at February 01, 2023 06:16 PM (+oR7L)

62 I can't wait to see the news tonight to not see the Barbarian Invasion battle!
Posted by: Ultra pj

Jesse Watters will probably cover it. Tucker would too. It all depends, with those two. They might, they might not tonight. Neither are afraid to, but you only get one monologue topic per show, and there's so much to pick from.

Brett and the News will touch on it for ten seconds. If that.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 01, 2023 06:16 PM (YJwUM)

63 I wonder if the media will say these are mostly peaceful protests now that it's not just the police who are getting umbrella-ed?

And the media actually lives in the area these Sparks of divinity are camping in, will that matter?

Stay tuned!

Posted by: Just Lily at February 01, 2023 06:16 PM (RLLZj)

64 Someone tell this reporter that it’s pretty easy to “tell their story”; they’re a bunch of mooches who came here for free shit, not to flee persecution.

Liberals are really dumb; the idea that we owe these people a damn thing is preposterous

Posted by: UGAdawg at February 01, 2023 06:17 PM (ZuraM)

65 What to do with all these pissed stained sheet?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 01, 2023 06:15 PM (Q4IgG)

Or the 500 piles of shit in the lobby.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 01, 2023 06:17 PM (y/a4v)

66 11 The guys in "Casino" knew how to deal with this type of thing to ensure it didn't happen again.
Posted by: Tonypete


Also in 'A Brooklyn Tale'. (ok, that was a biker gang but still...)

Posted by: Puddleglum is pessimistic at February 01, 2023 06:17 PM (sAmhv)

67 Behold my field of fucks.

It is barren.
Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2023 06:13 PM (pwExq)
.........

Maybe these "migrants" could help you to plant and harvest your field.

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

68
Oh darn. I missed the Red on Red thread.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

You won't have to wait long for another.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2023 06:17 PM (63Dwl)

69 Give them all tickets to the Met.

That'll show 'em.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 01, 2023 06:17 PM (Q4IgG)

70 *locks hotel doors*

Now youse can't leave.

Posted by: Chazz 'Sonny' Palminteri at February 01, 2023 06:17 PM (sVtYq)

71 That border needs to be locked down. I'm glad some states are bussing illegals to other states.

I could not imagine going to another country and acting so entitled and expect their citizens to house and feed me, educate me and my children, give any child born there citizenship.

We didn't vote on importing new citizens.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 01, 2023 06:18 PM (QOU0Y)

72 Again, gas stoves are the cause of this.
Posted by: publius

Are you saying this may be another case of Big Gas?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2023 06:18 PM (XF9Gj)

73 Doing the dirty work of Antifa. Now Antifa has millions more in its ranks.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 01, 2023 06:18 PM (dDrS6)

74 69 Give them all tickets to the Met.

That'll show 'em.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 01, 2023 06:17 PM (Q4IgG)

Send them to one of those art exhibitions where the guy squirts paint up his ass then shits it on the canvas.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 06:18 PM (zZu0s)

75 No one needs more than one umbrella a month.

Posted by: Your neighborhood Karen at February 01, 2023 06:18 PM (OtRmR)

76 So you see this in NYC, a city in a State both declared to be a sanctuary, and I laugh. The citizens on NY brought this upon themselves.


The border States pint and laugh at NY.

Posted by: Archer at February 01, 2023 06:18 PM (gmo/4)

77 Why can't they just move all the migrants to California? Then just build a wall...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 06:19 PM (mE7cY)

78 72 Again, gas stoves are the cause of this.
Posted by: publius

Are you saying this may be another case of Big Gas?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2023 06:18 PM (XF9Gj)

I always knew White Castle was behind this, somehow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 06:19 PM (zZu0s)

79 There is a shitload of people who never look at the news and have no idea about anything. That's how this crap persists.

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 06:19 PM (iayUP)

80 72 Again, gas stoves are the cause of this.
Posted by: publius

Are you saying this may be another case of Big Gas?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2023

Darn tootin’!

Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 06:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

81
I predict the 5 alarm fire to be started by the angry immigrants in 3...2....1....

Posted by: portlandon at February 01, 2023 06:20 PM (+oR7L)

82 Send them to the hotel laundry and make them fold fitted sheets.

Posted by: That'll show 'em at February 01, 2023 06:20 PM (OtRmR)

83 Someone tell this reporter that it’s pretty easy to “tell their story”; they’re a bunch of mooches who came here for free shit, not to flee persecution.

Liberals are really dumb; the idea that we owe these people a damn thing is preposterous
Posted by: UGAdawg

"Tell their story" in a journalist's lexicon means "sell them to the public". Also it means "use images of them to Tell Our Story".

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 01, 2023 06:20 PM (YJwUM)

84
My sister is the leftist leftist known to humankind. But she had to deal with migrants and she couldn't stand their 'entitled' 'tude.

I'm not sayin' that says something but I think it says something.

Who the fvck marches into *your* house and starts giving orders?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 01, 2023 06:20 PM (enJYY)

85 Someone should tell them they could achieve the American Dream in their home country. Of course, they'd have to work really, really hard to get it. And a lot of them would have to bleed and probably die as well.

It's the only way to build what we did.

More people will have to bleed and die to keep it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 06:20 PM (BpYfr)

86 It's OK, only two more years of massive influx of illegals and the total trashing of the asylum process.

Or six. Or more.

Relax.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 01, 2023 06:20 PM (OTzUX)

87 >>> 80 72 Again, gas stoves are the cause of this.
Posted by: publius

Are you saying this may be another case of Big Gas?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2023

Darn tootin’!
Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 06:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

Give me a break from this wind of new puns.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2023 06:21 PM (llON8)

88

Wait, what happened with the Alec Baldwin stuff?

Jeez, walk away for a minute and I missed everything!

Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2023 06:21 PM (j4U/Z)

89 Byron York tweeted that the Sham-6 committee *found*--but did not report--that the FIB had the opportunity to know all about Jan-6 months before it happened.

So, it's a strange thing to be so calm about an intelligence bureau so underestimating Pearl Harbor II. Shouldn't Wray be brought in for oversight? Were they too busy kidnapping Witchmer?

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2023 06:21 PM (krQz2)

90 Also in 'A Brooklyn Tale'. (ok, that was a biker gang but still...)
Posted by: Puddleglum

"Now youse can't leave!"

Posted by: Tonypete at February 01, 2023 06:21 PM (bJxw1)

91
I just have to laugh? Who is going to replace everyone's favorite megalomaniacal elf, Tony "The Science" Fauci?

Well, the leading candidate is someone even worse, Peter Hotez.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 01, 2023 06:21 PM (Mzdiz)

92 If we were serious about illegal immigration, ICE would be sent with the NY National Guard to take them into custody and deport them.

But we're not serious...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 01, 2023 06:21 PM (exHjb)

93 Put bars on the windows. Let them stay.

Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2023 06:21 PM (ptElO)

94 "Are you saying this may be another case of Big Gas?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2023

Darn tootin’!
Posted by: Piper"

How did you get wind of this?

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 06:22 PM (iayUP)

95 I want pics of the hotels after these freeloaders are thrown out. Should be a riot.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 01, 2023 06:22 PM (y/a4v)

96 Wait, what happened with the Alec Baldwin stuff?

Jeez, walk away for a minute and I missed everything!

Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2023 06:21 PM (j4U/Z)
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Coincidentally those were also Baldwin's words on gun safety training.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2023 06:22 PM (krQz2)

97 New York? Moar pleeze.

Posted by: Bosk at February 01, 2023 06:23 PM (ZVuYy)

98 Who cut the cheese?

Posted by: Just Lily at February 01, 2023 06:23 PM (RLLZj)

99 I'm sure tomorrow's WH press pool will be admonished that the President takes all this "very, very seriously."

Posted by: Zek at February 01, 2023 06:23 PM (5FPX4)

100 "Are you saying this may be another case of Big Gas?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2023
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Among a range of options.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2023 06:23 PM (krQz2)

101 This is happening in NY, so I'm all for it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 01, 2023 06:23 PM (ppBhU)

102 Great thing about having travel controls between states is that things like this only affect the "blue" areas. Ditto for the cartels and drugs, human trafficking, and other serious crimes. Years and years of this, otherwise, might be a disaster for the whole country.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 01, 2023 06:23 PM (OTzUX)

103
Well, the leading candidate is someone even worse, Peter Hotez.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

___________

That man is vile. A terrible excuse for a human being. An UltraKaren.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2023 06:24 PM (Zuw1e)

104 I want pics of the hotels after these freeloaders are thrown out. Should be a riot.

--

I imagine the "before" pictures of the nasty Desert Inn in Daytona prior to its renovations.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 01, 2023 06:24 PM (sVtYq)

105 The Penguin has been deploying offensive and defensive umbrellas to great effect since 1966 on TV and 1941 in comics. Master criminal of the highest order. The weather favors him this time of year. Be alert!

Posted by: Penguin on my telly at February 01, 2023 06:24 PM (9QMtn)

106 8 Someone points an umbrella at me I'm returning fire. I've seen plenty of gun umbrellas in movies.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 01, 2023 06:06 PM (JJ5DJ)

This calls for common-sense umbrella control!

Posted by: a.moron at February 01, 2023 06:24 PM (tu3iY)

107 Someone floated an air biscuit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 01, 2023 06:24 PM (y/a4v)

108 This same problem is happening in other places like the UK.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 01, 2023 06:25 PM (jTmQV)

109 107 Someone floated an air biscuit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 01, 2023 06:24 PM (y/a4v

It's usually the dog.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 06:25 PM (mE7cY)

110 What the hell has that dog been eating?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 06:25 PM (zZu0s)

111 Quick, get the social worker!

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2023 06:25 PM (i2P4a)

112 Someone points an umbrella at me I'm returning fire. I've seen plenty of gun umbrellas in movies.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 01, 2023 06:06 PM (JJ5DJ)

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Plus the Zapruder film.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2023 06:25 PM (krQz2)

113 I prolly shouldn't say this, but Pete Bootyjuice gives me that tingly feeling. Sometimes.

Posted by: Bret Baier at February 01, 2023 06:26 PM (sWM8x)

114 It was AlaBama!

Posted by: The Dog at February 01, 2023 06:26 PM (u73oe)

115 "Are you saying this may be another case of Big Gas?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2023
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Among a range of options.
Posted by: Axeman

How do you guys cook up all these puns?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 01, 2023 06:26 PM (BEb+8)

116
Peter Hotez would have you sent to a concentration camp for not wearing a mask.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2023 06:26 PM (Zuw1e)

117 ANDY NGO REPORTS: Former Texas mayoral candidate revealed to be Antifa member who suggests terrorist attacks

https://tinyurl.com/ncnvcvf2

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 06:26 PM (NpAcC)

118 114 It was AlaBama!
Posted by: The Dog at February 01, 2023 06:26 PM (u73oe

Oh sure. Believe the talking dog.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 06:26 PM (mE7cY)

119 Peter Hotez would have you sent to a concentration camp for not wearing a mask.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2023 06:26 PM (Zuw1e)

So, he's from Australia?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 06:27 PM (zZu0s)

120 Wait, what happened with the Alec Baldwin stuff?

-

Hold my beer
- Tyre Nichols gang beating

Posted by: 50% real inflation at February 01, 2023 06:27 PM (/F4Jb)

121 Imagine

An entire hospital ward full of blue on blue injuries. On one side in traction the media. On the other also in traction the activists.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2023 06:27 PM (DabMR)

122 115 How do you guys cook up all these puns?
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Sometimes you just rip one out of thin air.

Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 06:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

123 Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes, That's you media...

Posted by: Eckertblues at February 01, 2023 06:27 PM (+ezMB)

124 I conflagration of gas stove puns has combusted.

Posted by: Watch out at February 01, 2023 06:28 PM (OtRmR)

125 Importing 2 million third worlders a year, what could go wrong? I'd laugh at the media clowns, but this is coming straight at you middle America. And I remember when Old Tucson was a tourist attraction.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 01, 2023 06:28 PM (oWBc3)

126 In a serious country, with seriously taken laws, this would never happen. But we are anything but a serious, well-functioning country.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 01, 2023 06:28 PM (sVtYq)

127 *points back at my 58*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2023 06:29 PM (llON8)

128 Ahmad Shah Massoud was killed by two guys posing as 'newsmen' the day before 9-11 attack.

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2023 06:29 PM (i2P4a)

129
On one side in traction the media. On the other also in traction the activists.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2023 06:27 PM (DabMR)

________

Just needs Ethel Merman to slip on a banana peel.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2023 06:29 PM (Zuw1e)

130 I'm not saying it's aliens....

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2023 06:29 PM (krQz2)

131
So, it's a strange thing to be so calm about an intelligence bureau so underestimating Pearl Harbor II.

I said something to my leftist sister about J6. Her reply, "This conversation is over."

What did I say? "Who they hell would think that Alex Jones securing the permits for an event a block or two from the Capital on J6 was going to be all unicorns and fairies?"

Nancy Pelosi got *exactly* what she expected.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 01, 2023 06:29 PM (enJYY)

132
Hotez wants hate crime laws extended to criticizing scientists.

Well, approved scientists. Any actual real scientists that disagree with him are terrorists as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 01, 2023 06:29 PM (Mzdiz)

133 Well, the leading candidate is someone even worse, Peter Hotez.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

A fact which should give pause to people who wish to depose Vladimir Putin. Yet it won't because they're just not intelligent enough for that sort of high-order thinking.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 01, 2023 06:29 PM (YJwUM)

134 one side in traction the media. On the other also in traction the activists.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2023 06:27 PM (DabMR)
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Right, as if either of them could do any damage to each other. Those twits have less muscle tone than a raw oyster on the half shell.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 01, 2023 06:29 PM (2YtOq)

135 NY is a sanctuary city.

Pretty soon only illegals will be welcome there.

Sounds perfect to me.

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 01, 2023 06:29 PM (6Tc2R)

136 128 Ahmad Shah Massoud was killed by two guys posing as 'newsmen' the day before 9-11 attack.
Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2023 06:29 PM (i2P4a)

And who was he?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 06:29 PM (zZu0s)

137 Put bars on the windows. Let them stay.
Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2023 06:21 PM (ptElO)

Put bars on the windows up to the fifth or sixth floor. After that, take the glass out of the windows.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at February 01, 2023 06:29 PM (BdMk6)

138 Hotez, is that the guy that took over for that Olive Oyl insect Jacinda Ardern? New Zealand?

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 01, 2023 06:30 PM (sVtYq)

139 Michael Yon has been doing some great work covering this:

"Panamanian authorities are handing the invasion very well. Senafront always professional. The places is crawling with UN/OIM and all sorts. World Food Program. An entire eco-system.

Again, the vast majority are military aged males.

United States government may be expanding FEMA camps in USA. I have not had time to examine this but picked up credible information yesterday that USG may be planning to open many FEMA camps. Why? Why all the camps to pump people into America…and build camps in America? Will those camps have incinerators for Americans?

A clear genocide is unfolding. I cannot say this any more clearly: Americans cannot hide from this. Genocide is coming."

https://tinyurl.com/yc268bbz

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 06:30 PM (fRiS1)

140 conflagration of gas stove puns has combusted.
Posted by: Watch out

It's like these turns of phrases have been just simmering in our minds.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 01, 2023 06:30 PM (CUR+x)

141 Just needs Ethel Merman to slip on a banana peel.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2023 06:29 PM (Zuw1e)

War is Hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 06:30 PM (zZu0s)

142 We USED to be a serious country. We're well on our way to becoming a sh*thole country.

Posted by: Change my mind at February 01, 2023 06:30 PM (OtRmR)

143 "Are you saying this may be another case of Big Gas?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2023
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Among a range of options.
Posted by: Axeman

How do you guys cook up all these puns?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 01, 2023 06:26 PM (BEb+
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Some of them come out half-baked.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2023 06:30 PM (krQz2)

144 126 In a serious country, with seriously taken laws, this would never happen. But we are anything but a serious, well-functioning country.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 01, 2023 06:28 PM (sVtYq


Lest we forget, the problem is international, meant to destabilize the government and by extension the country in order to facilitate a NWO global gubmint

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 06:30 PM (mE7cY)

145 105 The Penguin has been deploying offensive and defensive umbrellas to great effect since 1966 on TV and 1941 in comics. Master criminal of the highest order. The weather favors him this time of year. Be alert!
Posted by: Penguin on my telly at February 01, 2023 06:24 PM

Didn't the Russians kill someone with a poison tipped umbrella? One of you guys knows if I just saw this on a movie or if it really happened.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 01, 2023 06:30 PM (QOU0Y)

146 Importing 2 million third worlders a year, what could go wrong? I'd laugh at the media clowns, but this is coming straight at you middle America. And I remember when Old Tucson was a tourist attraction.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem


Middle America has been getting screwed by illegals for years. Time the coasts get screwed.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2023 06:31 PM (ZVVGW)

147 Leader of the Northern Alliance which was pro-West.

Then came the 'French reporters' who proceeded to blow up

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2023 06:32 PM (DabMR)

148 There's a solar panel company advertising on local TV. With a whole house installation you get a free gift. Wait for it. Ta Dah, a Generac generator.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 01, 2023 06:32 PM (lz5hY)

149 I think the illegals like gas stoves. Better for making the tortillas.

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 06:32 PM (v0R5T)

150 Idiots: "We demand Regime Change!"

God: "Okay."

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 01, 2023 06:32 PM (YJwUM)

151 Hadrian, ha!

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2023 06:32 PM (DabMR)

152 Didn't the Russians kill someone with a poison tipped umbrella? One of you guys knows if I just saw this on a movie or if it really happened.
Posted by: CaliGirl


Iirc, they did it in London on the street.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2023 06:33 PM (ZVVGW)

153 Reporters have been screwing up the country since watergate.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 06:33 PM (mE7cY)

154 "This is an invasion, aided, abetted and sponsored by the current United States administration. No other word can adequately sum up what's going on. They're admitting so many illegal aliens that it'll probably take a civil war to get rid of them all - which is precisely what they're counting on, of course. They reckon to flood this country with so many illegal aliens that it'll be practically impossible to evict them all."

https://tinyurl.com/2p89pb5x

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 06:33 PM (fRiS1)

155 *or, SMH at 139*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2023 06:33 PM (llON8)

156 We USED to be a serious country. We're well on our way to becoming a sh*thole country.
Posted by: Change my mind at February 01, 2023 06:30 PM (OtRmR)
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Two guys in colorful clothes with big floppy shoes doused Jussie Smollett on his way home from Subway last night , they got him with a bucket of confetti shouting "You're in Clown Country!"

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2023 06:33 PM (krQz2)

157 Time for the coasts to get screwed? When have NY or SF or LA ever paid for their profligacy?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 01, 2023 06:33 PM (oWBc3)

158 Read they are Nicaraguans, taught personal properly is against their Communist religion

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2023 06:34 PM (xhxe8)

159 The poison was Ricin.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2023 06:34 PM (DabMR)

160 Didn't the Russians kill someone with a poison tipped umbrella? One of you guys knows if I just saw this on a movie or if it really happened.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 01, 2023 06:30 PM (QOU0Y

Wasn't it an outspoken critic of Putin? They told this story in breaking bad. It was ricin I think.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 06:34 PM (mE7cY)

161 How do you guys cook up all these puns?
Posted by: She Hobbit


We put them on the back burner and let them simmer. Sometimes for years.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2023 06:34 PM (ZVVGW)

162 1 Doof or Spong!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2023 06:03 PM (1kcoT)

What? What?

Posted by: Zombie John Shelby Spong, not where some think he is at February 01, 2023 06:34 PM (PiwSw)

163 136 128 Ahmad Shah Massoud was killed by two guys posing as 'newsmen' the day before 9-11 attack.
Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2023 06:29 PM (i2P4a)

And who was he?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 06:29 PM

He was fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan, I think it was Bin Laden that had him killed.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 01, 2023 06:34 PM (4tfcV)

164 Helena!

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 06:34 PM (fRiS1)

165 Reporters have been screwing up the country since watergate.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 06:33 PM (mE7cY)
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Apparently, Woodward was IC.

It explains why Bernstein is the Art Garfunkle of the team.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2023 06:35 PM (krQz2)

166 In England, they use bumbershoots.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 06:35 PM (q5ARv)

167 Two guys in colorful clothes with big floppy shoes doused Jussie Smollett on his way home from Subway last night , they got him with a bucket of confetti shouting "You're in Clown Country!"
Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2023 06:33 PM (krQz2)

And it's FABULOUS!!!

Posted by: Rip Taylor at February 01, 2023 06:35 PM (PiwSw)

168 How do you guys cook up all these puns?
Posted by: She Hobbit

We put them on the back burner and let them simmer. Sometimes for years.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2023 06:34 PM (ZVVGW)
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But that just reduces them.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2023 06:35 PM (krQz2)

169 . Wait for it. Ta Dah, a Generac generator.
Posted by: bill
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That is fueled by...gas.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 06:36 PM (q5ARv)

170 Don't be alarmed. That was the sound of my schadenboner crashing through the roof of my house.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 01, 2023 06:36 PM (D25PY)

171
Wasn't it an outspoken critic of Putin? They told this story in breaking bad. It was ricin I think.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 06:34 PM (mE7cY)

Yes, they killed someone with polonium too? I haven't searched yet.
I remember seeing an umbrella in the spy museum in DC is the main reason I remember it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 01, 2023 06:36 PM (4tfcV)

172
Didn't the Russians kill someone with a poison tipped umbrella? One of you guys knows if I just saw this on a movie or if it really happened.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 01, 2023 06:30 PM

IIRC it spewed ricin on the victim.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 01, 2023 06:36 PM (enJYY)

173 *pauses*

Oh my gosh!

"Look for the W" meant 'look for Watergate'

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2023 06:36 PM (DabMR)

174 ""I know their situation is bad. I just want to tell their story and they attacked me."

Here, have a taste of my pungent lint, sappy.

Posted by: Donald Trump's Talking Asscrack at February 01, 2023 06:36 PM (wrDSd)

175
Steve Kirsch on Hotez:

https://tinyurl.com/29n8k9gy

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 01, 2023 06:37 PM (Mzdiz)

176 More than one way jab a jab.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 01, 2023 06:37 PM (dDrS6)

177 I think the polonium was a reporter Putin didn't like.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 06:37 PM (mE7cY)

178
We put them on the back *burner* and let them simmer.
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Typical of Gaia-hating cis-normals.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 06:37 PM (q5ARv)

179 Umbrella had an injector. Once it touched the guy's leg it injected a small metal ball. Inside this ball was the poison Ricin.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2023 06:38 PM (DabMR)

180 C'mon just do the right thing Mayor Adams and relocate them to The St. Regis.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 06:38 PM (NpAcC)

181 "One migrant threatened to hit me with a broom,"

This is what happens when your main source of protein is soy, camel jockey.

Posted by: Donald Trump's Talking Asscrack at February 01, 2023 06:39 PM (wrDSd)

182 The Ricin incident was over two decades before the Polonium Tea incident.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2023 06:39 PM (DabMR)

183 A repairman said he thought he'd fixed my propane stove, but he couldn't be quite sure.
After all, it involved a lot of gaswork.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 01, 2023 06:39 PM (OtRmR)

184 @KenokaTheGreat

NEW - FBI agent Charles McGonigal jailed for taking bribes from a Russian oligarch "headed the office" overseeing Hunter Biden's illegal representation of Chinese spy Patrick Ho.

Both of their daughters were also "on the same sports team."

https://tinyurl.com/2wbsnert

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 06:39 PM (ZLI7S)

185 The poison tipped umbrella murder was of a Bulgarian guy in the 70's done by the Bulgarian secret police.

I think Putin got a different guy in London with a different poison .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2023 06:39 PM (mtTvd)

186 C'mon just do the right thing Mayor Adams and relocate them to The St. Regis.
Posted by: redridinghood

Dearbornistan.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2023 06:39 PM (jaAv+)

187 Two guys walk into to a bar... Hey, did you know I made Ron DeSantis everything he is?

Posted by: Donald Trump's Talking Asscrack at February 01, 2023 06:40 PM (wrDSd)

188 Poison is a woman's weapon.

Everyone knows this

Ergo, Putin is actually a woman.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 06:40 PM (mE7cY)

189 The NYPD will remain tolerant of these illegal invaders until one of them tries to sell some loose cigarettes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2023 06:40 PM (DabMR)

190 183 A repairman said he thought he'd fixed my propane stove, but he couldn't be quite sure.
After all, it involved a lot of gaswork.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 01, 2023 06:39 PM (OtRmR)

He probably didn't give you the correct propane accessories.

Posted by: Hank Hill, Strickland Propane sells those you know at February 01, 2023 06:41 PM (PiwSw)

191 180 I bet there's a disabled veteran in NYC, living in an SRO shithole hotel, fighting the junkies in the hallway so he can go to the bathroom, who feels real sorry for the huddled masses getting kicked out of their hotel. Nah.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 01, 2023 06:41 PM (lz5hY)

192 Ergo, Putin is actually a woman.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Transputin?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2023 06:42 PM (jaAv+)

193 179 Umbrella had an injector. Once it touched the guy's leg it injected a small metal ball. Inside this ball was the poison Ricin.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2023 06:38 PM

I searched, it's called a Bulgarian Umbrella and I did see it at the spy museum. I knew one of you would recall if it was true or not.
I was also confusing the guy the Russians killed with polonium. I thought he was injected with an umbrella also. I was wrong.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 01, 2023 06:42 PM (4tfcV)

194
C'mon just do the right thing Mayor Adams and relocate them to The St. Regis.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 06:38 PM

Doesn't Trump have some New York City real estate he can rent for a million dollars a night per illegal 'grant? That could bring O'Biden crashing to the ground faster than the Hindenburg.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 01, 2023 06:42 PM (enJYY)

195 So Transputin Railroad?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2023 06:42 PM (DabMR)

196 Send them all to Crawford, TX. Make sure you starve them first.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 01, 2023 06:42 PM (D25PY)

197 And billions of your federal tax dollars get funneled to these left-wing groups and organizations. It's been going on for years and years even when Republicans control congress. Total amount of dollars sent to right leaning groups is still firmly at zero.

Posted by: I've got bad news for you at February 01, 2023 06:43 PM (vlJdU)

198 192 Ergo, Putin is actually a woman.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Transputin?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2023 06:42 PM (jaAv+

It's all the rage these days.

Dammit, Janet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 06:43 PM (mE7cY)

199 Caligirl Pretty sure your right

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2023 06:43 PM (xhxe8)

200 Wrote about this earlier. Activists are from some Bronx Marxist group. They better get the immigrants inside because with wind-chill the temperature tomorrow night is going to be below zero. The screeching of virtue signalers if immigrants freeze to death will be epic

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 01, 2023 06:43 PM (StQQf)

201 "Wasn't it an outspoken critic of Putin? They told this story in breaking bad. It was ricin I think.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 06:34 PM (mE7cY) "

as I recall this was back in Soviet times

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 01, 2023 06:44 PM (XzIdt)

202
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the Moon. Great food, but no atmosphere.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 01, 2023 06:44 PM (Mzdiz)

203 but yes, it was ricin in a platinum ball

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 01, 2023 06:45 PM (XzIdt)

204
Didn't the Russians kill someone with a poison tipped umbrella? One of you guys knows if I just saw this on a movie or if it really happened.
Posted by: CaliGirl

It happened in real life and on Quincy, M.E.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2023 06:46 PM (63Dwl)

205 Those rascally Bulgarians, first it was outsourcing the hit on Pope John Paul II and then this umbrella attack.

Wonder what a Monty Python Bulgarian to English phrasebook would include?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2023 06:46 PM (DabMR)

206 Did you hear about the new restaurant on the Moon. Great food, but no atmosphere.
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Nobody goes there any more -- it's too crowded.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 06:46 PM (Vwz3I)

207 Yeah, the umbrella was like an air gun loaded with a pellet filled with ricin, iirc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 06:47 PM (zZu0s)

208 "One migrant threatened to hit me with a broom, which is when the cops stepped in and told them I had every right to film," he said.

Its not assault or battery when a "migrant" does it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2023 06:47 PM (0hOvj)

209 @206 my favorite Yogi quote

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 01, 2023 06:47 PM (StQQf)

210

This is a great news story.

Imagine this 20 years ago, this wouldn't be happening.

As usual, the fuckhead progs are their own worst enemies.

And I love that so much.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 01, 2023 06:48 PM (XnbJC)

211 Are you saying this may be another case of Big Gas?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2023 06:18 PM

*looks around guiltily*

It was the dog.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 01, 2023 06:48 PM (Wnv9h)

212 Reporters have been screwing up the country since watergate.

Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Tell me about it.

Posted by: Richard Jewell at February 01, 2023 06:49 PM (q42YH)

213 136 128 Ahmad Shah Massoud was killed by two guys posing as 'newsmen' the day before 9-11 attack.
Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2023 06:29 PM (i2P4a)

And who was he?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 06:29 PM
One of the leaders of the Northern Alliance in Afghanistan who was fighting the Taliban. He's the one who would have been a smart pick to run Afghanistan after we kicked out the Taliban, but alas bin Ladin had him murdered.

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2023 06:50 PM (i2P4a)

214 looks around guiltily*

It was the dog.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 01, 2023 06:48 PM (Wnv9h)

Yesterday I thought I was going to have to start flaring.

Posted by: Yung Gravy at February 01, 2023 06:50 PM (vlJdU)

215 *looks around guiltily*

It was the dog.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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[hands a bottle of Beano]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 06:50 PM (q42YH)

216 Well, the leading candidate is someone even worse, Peter Hotez.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 01, 2023 06:21 PM (Mzdiz)

Wow, that is like replacing Dr Mengele with Jim Jones

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2023 06:51 PM (xhaym)

217
Yogi Berra (and Sam Goldwyn, the G in MGM) were the kings of malapropism. The funniest Yogi quote to me is this:

Buddy: "Hey Yogi, what time is it?"

Yogi: "You mean right now?"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 01, 2023 06:51 PM (Mzdiz)

218 I have been informed by Top. Pyrsyns. that Antifa is just an idea, perhaps even a conspiracy theory by those deplorable UltraMegaMAGAs, who are responsible for everything not being Skittles and Unicorns.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2023 06:51 PM (a3Q+t)

219
It happened in real life and on Quincy, M.E.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2023 06:46 PM (63Dwl)

I used to watch that show when I was a kid. I probably saw it on the show too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 01, 2023 06:51 PM (4tfcV)

220 >>> 164 Helena!
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 06:34 PM (fRiS1)

Hey there!

Looks like I found the same thing through a slightly different route.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2023 06:51 PM (llON8)

221
Wonder what a Monty Python Bulgarian to English phrasebook would include?
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Well, the aforementioned 'bumbershoot', for one.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 06:52 PM (q42YH)

222 We have Al-Jizra lite reporting on illegals in NYC.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2023 06:53 PM (r7sYt)

223 In Mandarin, say "Fahm go pee". (The dog farted.)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2023 06:53 PM (a3Q+t)

224 Traveller's Insurance will sell the media an Umbrella Policy.

It'll cover everything.

Except an Antifa wielding a..well... you know... the THING!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 01, 2023 06:54 PM (e6UQI)

225 In other news, my chickens are still not frozen, and enjoyed more grains earlier this afternoon.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2023 06:54 PM (llON8)

226 Japan crackin' on Pfizer:

https://tinyurl.com/mvh2r9ja

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 06:54 PM (fRiS1)

227 Well, the illegals have sure got the entitlement mentality down.
They're already on their way to being future Democrats.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 06:54 PM (NpAcC)

228
139 Michael Yon has been doing some great work covering this:

"Panamanian authorities are handing the invasion very well. Senafront always professional. The places is crawling with UN/OIM and all sorts. World Food Program. An entire eco-system.

Again, the vast majority are military aged males.

United States government may be expanding FEMA camps in USA. I have not had time to examine this but picked up credible information yesterday that USG may be planning to open many FEMA camps. Why? Why all the camps to pump people into America…and build camps in America? Will those camps have incinerators for Americans?

A clear genocide is unfolding. I cannot say this any more clearly: Americans cannot hide from this. Genocide is coming."

https://tinyurl.com/yc268bbz
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 06:30 PM (fRiS1)

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I know the name Michael Yon, but don't recall much else. Bad brain, whatever. Is this 100% credible in your opinion? I take it seriously, but hearing that it really is exactly what I'd feared is just too perfect. Multiple descriptions, etc.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 01, 2023 06:55 PM (dtlw7)

229 218 Antifa is just an idea, like the Mafia.

Joey the Icepick Bostardi, just back from handing out the monthly Christmas envelopes at the Precinct.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 01, 2023 06:55 PM (lz5hY)

230 208 "One migrant threatened to hit me with a broom, which is when the cops stepped in and told them I had every right to film," he said.

"The so-called "journalist" felt threatened by the brave and stunning immigrant's sweeping reform plan."

Posted by: NBC News at February 01, 2023 06:57 PM (PiwSw)

231 Good. More Please.

Hopefully the illegal invaders will beat some media asses.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2023 06:57 PM (R/m4+)

232 I was also confusing the guy the Russians killed with polonium. I thought he was injected with an umbrella also. I was wrong.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 01, 2023 06:42 PM (4tfcV)

The problem with the Polonium poisoning is that the KGB agents had to 1) bring radioactive Polonium into the UK and 2) sneak it into the target's drink during a single encounter when 3) there are other agents that are simpler to source, more anonymous, and as easy to administer. Shooting him in the liver would have been easier for example.

Whereas, if UK agents did it, they would have greater flexibility in dosing and opportunity, and everyone knows Russia is the sole commercial source for Polonium

Sort of thing that makes me go hmmm.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2023 06:57 PM (xhaym)

233 Gee. I wonder if they'll be hiding the results of the dementia tests again??

@TheInsiderPaper · 1h
NEW - Biden’s medical checkup to be completed Feb 16: White House

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 06:57 PM (Vwz3I)

234
Sam Goldwyn and Yogi were the Shakespeares of malapropisms and "crazy shit in general". Their quotes will endure. Some of Goldwyn's most famous:

"Include me out!"
"Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined!"
"Spare no expense in saving money!"
"A verbal contract isn't the worth the paper it's written on."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 01, 2023 06:58 PM (Mzdiz)

235 I know the name Michael Yon, but don't recall much else. Bad brain, whatever. Is this 100% credible in your opinion? I take it seriously, but hearing that it really is exactly what I'd feared is just too perfect. Multiple descriptions, etc.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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He's a war correspondent, former SpecOp.

He's trusted among military types, and he's currently in Panama, near the Darien Gap, along with some Fox News reporter.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 06:58 PM (fRiS1)

236 How can anyone coordinate with just an idea?

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 06:58 PM (OUiUM)

237 via Wiki:


Michael Yon (born 1964) is an American writer and photographer. He served in the Special Forces in the early-1980s, and he became a writer in the mid-1990s. He focused on military writing after the invasion of Iraq.

Yon has been embedded on numerous occasions with American and British troops in Iraq, most prominently a deployment with the 1st Battalion, 24th Infantry Regiment (Deuce Four) of the 25th Infantry Division in Mosul, Iraq that ended in September 2005.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 06:59 PM (fRiS1)

238 >>> 228
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I know the name Michael Yon, but don't recall much else. Bad brain, whatever. Is this 100% credible in your opinion? I take it seriously, but hearing that it really is exactly what I'd feared is just too perfect. Multiple descriptions, etc.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 01, 2023 06:55 PM (dtlw7)

https://michaelyon.com/

ABOUT MICHAEL
At age 19, Michael Yon successfully completed Green Beret training. His Green Beret experience taught him the art of observing and surviving in the most dangerous environments on earth. Combining his skills as a writer and a photographer, and with the encouragement of fellow veterans, Michael began his correspondent career by traveling to Iraq in December of 2004. That was the first step in his nearly 20 year journey-traveling the globe to report on world events firsthand. He has traveled to more than 80 countries including China, India, Bhutan and Vietnam.

He also has a few books on Amazon from his coverage of Iraq years ago.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2023 07:00 PM (llON8)

239 Hillary spiraled in under enemy gunfire.

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 07:00 PM (OUiUM)

240 LOL

Well, *I* think he's credible; certainly more so than what passes for news on the teewee.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2023 07:00 PM (llON8)

241 time to pop to the quick zits

Posted by: sofasaver at February 01, 2023 07:01 PM (us2H3)

242
It was the FEMA death camps speculation that I found salient.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 01, 2023 07:01 PM (dtlw7)

243 Michael Yon should film the homeless camps in California.

For the thrill.

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 07:02 PM (OUiUM)

244 Well, *I* think he's credible; certainly more so than what passes for news on the teewee.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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He was well-liked by the troops in Iraq, so yeah, I think he's credible.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 07:03 PM (fRiS1)

245 @Breaking911 · 3h
REV. SHARPTON: "If [Tyre Nichols] had been white, you wouldn't have beaten him like that, that night."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 07:03 PM (Vwz3I)

246 "Spare no expense in saving money!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 01, 2023 06:58 PM (Mzdiz)
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That one is actually not so bizarre.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2023 07:04 PM (krQz2)

247 How long before an American citizen gets fed up and retaliates against a group of invading, hostile, foreign nationals who attacked him or his family in his own neighborhood?

When the federal government has abandoned its duty under Article IV, Section 4, how do we reconcile an act of war vs. "vigilantism"? The criminal occupiers realistically should have no standing within the border to make any claims or demand inalienable rights. Technically they don't exist.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 07:04 PM (Jg7EG)

248 When you Google 'lying reporter' right there he is:
Brian Williams

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 07:04 PM (OUiUM)

249 @Breaking911 · 3h
REPORTER: "[How many classified documents] have been found at the President's residences and offices?"

KJP: "I would refer you to the White House Counsel's Office."

REPORTER: "[They] just declined to comment on that."

KJP: "Well, there you go. You got your answer."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 07:05 PM (Vwz3I)

250 Sorry, but that Michael yon article is not good. His headline says the US is pouring money into this illegal migration but then offers no proof of anything. Then he just says the government is building fema camps and asks if they are building incinerators. Again, zero proof.

Then says genocide is coming and we can't hide. Again, zero proof.

As a journalist, he ought to know better.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 07:05 PM (mE7cY)

251 Also in 'A Brooklyn Tale'. (ok, that was a biker gang but still...)
Posted by: Puddleglum

"Now youse can't leave!"
Posted by: Tonypete at February 01, 2023 06:21 PM (bJxw1)

"A Bronx Tale.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at February 01, 2023 07:05 PM (Zvtjl)

252 245 @Breaking911 · 3h
REV. SHARPTON: "If [Tyre Nichols] had been white, you wouldn't have beaten him like that, that night."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 07:03 PM (Vwz3I

Damn, those racist black cops!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 07:06 PM (mE7cY)

253 Gee. I wonder if they'll be hiding the results of the dementia tests again??

@TheInsiderPaper · 1h
NEW - Biden’s medical checkup to be completed Feb 16: White House
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 06:57 PM (Vwz3I)

Can't hide the results of a dementia test if you never do one.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at February 01, 2023 07:06 PM (zB/T/)

254 Hillary had to smash the government supplied Blackberrys to protect the top secret information on them.

I really wonder why she didn't just say that.

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 07:07 PM (OUiUM)

255 The bar scene from "A Bronx Tale". Wonderfully done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akY0mf1G-Cs

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at February 01, 2023 07:07 PM (Zvtjl)

256 Let's see:

Illegals?
Antifa?
The Media?

Casualties. I want massive casualties.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 01, 2023 07:07 PM (GZCSH)

257 219
It happened in real life and on Quincy, M.E.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2023 06:46 PM (63Dwl)

I used to watch that show when I was a kid. I probably saw it on the show too.
Posted by: CaliGirl


I've seen Quincy on CoziTV. Jack Krugman was a solid actor.

Posted by: Puddleglum is pessimistic at February 01, 2023 07:07 PM (sAmhv)

258 Jesse Jackson said he would cross the street if he saw them coming on his sidewalk.

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 07:08 PM (OUiUM)

259 Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 07:04 PM (Jg7EG)

Well, even though declared not guilty, Kyle Rittenhouse has a wrongful death Civil suit against him, filed by one of the LAWBREAKERS Fathers.

Judge is letting the suit go forward, saying pretty much that Kyle, by being there and armed, caused the circumstances that led to the death, ergo he can be sued.

Lawfare... just like with the Colorado Cake Baker, who is ONCE MORE being sued... for not making a 'transition' cake for Trans people... Judge there said 'it is not art'... therefore not covered by Free Speech.... Lawfare.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 01, 2023 07:08 PM (oHd/0)

260 Damn, those racist black cops!!
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Mind you, if he would have been white, he still might have been banging one of the cops' old lady. So you never know.

Golly.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 07:08 PM (Vwz3I)

261 Just filled my all stainless steel, green Aladdin thermos (ripped off from the USMC over 50 years ago) with boiling water to pre heat it. Pot of coffee for tomorrow morning in the works. Broke out the little sterno stove and a can of heat for an egg sammich in the morning. I sneer at ice storm power outages.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 01, 2023 07:09 PM (lz5hY)

262 A Bronx Tale.

Oops.

Posted by: Puddleglum is pessimistic at February 01, 2023 07:09 PM (sAmhv)

263 Whereas, if UK agents did it, they would have greater flexibility in dosing and opportunity, and everyone knows Russia is the sole commercial source for Polonium

Sort of thing that makes me go hmmm.
Posted by: Kindltot

From what I know, they IDed the guys, found traces in the hotel, etc. There was plenty of evidence supporting the Russian angle from the start. And polonium is short lived and it is hard to get. And it seemed the reason they did it was to send a message. They seem to like exotic murders as a way to increase the threat.

If there is evidence that the old evidence is fake, or if there is new evidence that UK did it, then I am ready to believe this, or just about any theory. But to claim everything we know about Russia is fake is way to wild for me.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 01, 2023 07:09 PM (Tik0g)

264 Read everything Yon wrote until he started weighing in on the Israeli/ falestinian situation

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2023 07:11 PM (r7sYt)

265 Can't hide the results of a dementia test if you never do one.
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You're right; I forgot [doh!] that they didn't give him the test/s at all at his last medical.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 07:11 PM (Vwz3I)

266 They don't need a test for dementia, they already know that answer

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2023 07:13 PM (xhxe8)

267 @263 Everything you know about Russia is fake, just like everything you know about "America " is. We are out of the matrix dude.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 01, 2023 07:13 PM (oWBc3)

268
BREAKING
Beyoncé skipping Denver on Renaissance World Tour


O the wailing, the renting of garments, the gnashing of teeth!

Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 07:14 PM (geLO8)

269 Judge is letting the suit go forward, saying pretty much that Kyle, by being there and armed, caused the circumstances that led to the death, ergo he can be sued.
_____

If Kyle wasn't there, we wouldn't have chased him and tried to kill him.
-Pedo Antifa Sh*theads

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 01, 2023 07:14 PM (fs1hN)

270 How many illegal aliens would you trade Tater for?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 07:15 PM (eGTCV)

271 When the federal government has abandoned its duty under Article IV, Section 4, how do we reconcile an act of war vs. "vigilantism"? The criminal occupiers realistically should have no standing within the border to make any claims or demand inalienable rights. Technically they don't exist.


Yet the courts have ruled that I have to underwrite and guarantee their education and health care

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 01, 2023 07:15 PM (l7lsb)

272 Judge is letting the suit go forward, saying pretty much that Kyle, by being there and armed, caused the circumstances that led to the death, ergo he can be sued.

Translation: Wet roads cause rain.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 01, 2023 07:17 PM (l7lsb)

273 FEMA camps, who knows.

Invasion of illegals, all of whom have cell phones, money, and not cheap clothing and coats...who is paying for all that?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 07:17 PM (fRiS1)

274 I think the KGB like exotic murders because they are not easily dismissed as random violence.
- umbrella murder
- polonium murder
- dioxin poisoning
- That UK park poisoning. Don't recall agent.

This guarantees that the IC understands that this was a Russian op without any way to prosecute. It also "encourages" others to understand that no one is safe from the KGB

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 01, 2023 07:18 PM (Tik0g)

275 271 and guarantee their education. I wonder how many little kids have come home from school and said "Mommy, I can't understand the new teacher. She only talks to the new kids".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 01, 2023 07:18 PM (lz5hY)

276 Didn't the Russians kill someone with a poison tipped umbrella? One of you guys knows if I just saw this on a movie or if it really happened.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 01, 2023 06:30 PM (QOU0Y)

Wasn't Russians though, it was Bulgarian Secret Police. Of course they were trained by the Russians. The poison was ricin, packed in a tiny metal ball with holes in it and injected by umbrella.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2023 07:18 PM (eoQWY)

277 Invasion of illegals, all of whom have cell phones, money, and not cheap clothing and coats...who is paying for all that?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 07:17 PM (fRiS1)

Soros' organization, I'm sure.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 01, 2023 07:18 PM (OX9vb)

278 This sounds like one of my enemies, those umbrellas.
Quick, to the Bat-computer.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 01, 2023 07:19 PM (1kwCZ)

279 hmmmmm

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 07:19 PM (ZLI7S)

280 Looks like Hunter is going on the offensive.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2023 07:19 PM (u73oe)

281 if tyre had been white, he would have not been any where near Memphis

Posted by: sofasaver at February 01, 2023 07:19 PM (us2H3)

282 Soros' organization, I'm sure.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 01, 2023 07:18 PM (OX9vb)
___

And our tax dollars.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 07:19 PM (fRiS1)

283 Just filled my all stainless steel, green Aladdin thermos (ripped off from the USMC over 50 years ago) with boiling water to pre heat it.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 01, 2023 07:09 PM (lz5hY)

Where are you located again? We are here to help.

Posted by: The FBI at February 01, 2023 07:19 PM (R/m4+)

284 'Six ways from Sunday.'
-C. Shoomer

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2023 07:19 PM (i2P4a)

285 And polonium is short lived and it is hard to get.

29 years ago had a polonium darkroom brush to remove dust from negatives when printing.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 01, 2023 07:20 PM (f1uyw)

286 Open Society. Took me a minute to remember the name. Probably funding their travel, living expenses, phones, all of it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 01, 2023 07:20 PM (OX9vb)

287 We are paying for the cellphones. Our government has already told us they hand them a cell phone when they process them and set them free.

Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 07:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

288 - That UK park poisoning. Don't recall agent.
Posted by: Gentlemen

Sergei, a former Russian spy, and Yulia were poisoned by a military-grade nerve agent in Salisbury, Britain. The father and daughter were found unconscious on a park bench in the town

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2023 07:21 PM (1kcoT)

289 >>Looks like Hunter is going on the offensive.

Cornered rat.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 07:21 PM (ZLI7S)

290 I thought somebody said "A Bronx Tail."

Never mind.

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Cortex at February 01, 2023 07:21 PM (sWM8x)

291 Cornered rat.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 07:21 PM (ZLI7S)

——————

Bigly.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2023 07:22 PM (u73oe)

292 It didn't take long for these $%%$%^%# invaders to learn the language of entitlement.

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 01, 2023 07:22 PM (2qS74)

293 We are paying for the cellphones. Our government has already told us they hand them a cell phone when they process them and set them free.
Posted by: Piper
___

You mean we're paying for our own destruction??

I shan't believe it.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 07:22 PM (fRiS1)

294 A quick perusal of the comments and *poof* all of the randos are gone...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 01, 2023 07:23 PM (gryET)

295 >>Bigly.

I really think the McGonigal arrest is linked and so are the FBI searches for classified documents.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 07:24 PM (ZLI7S)

296 29 years ago had a polonium darkroom brush to remove dust from negatives when printing.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solution


Wow. I did not know that.

But still, it is hard to get in the sense that I meant - it was not random violence or an accident, it was a murder which is what the KGB wanted to make clear. Also it is scary.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 01, 2023 07:24 PM (Tik0g)

297 "I gave him an unlimited budget and he exceeded it." -- former Redskins owner Edward Bennett Williams on Coach George Allen.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 01, 2023 07:24 PM (KAi1n)

298 That UK park poisoning. Don't recall agent.
Posted by: Gentlemen

Sergei, a former Russian spy, and Yulia were poisoned by a military-grade nerve agent in Salisbury, Britain. The father and daughter were found unconscious on a park bench in the town
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2023 07:21 PM (1kcoT)

My question on that one is why would a state sponsored assassination use a Russian nerve agent? He could just pump them full of bullets or use something untraceable. The use of a 'smoking gun' is suspicious to me, there's no need to. And this was around the time the deep state was ramping up the Russia war mood.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2023 07:24 PM (eoQWY)

299 Apparently antifa routinely uses umbrellas to block cameras from getting images of their thugs smashing windows, burning cars, and attacking citizens.

Antifa has done that in Portland for years.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2023 07:24 PM (2tUFv)

300 Hunter needs to get all high on crack and go on a mad rampage for all those who have disrespected his daddy.

Hobo With A Shotgun 2: Hunter's Madcap Boogaloo

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2023 07:25 PM (R/m4+)

301 Would there be a tiny percentage of these illegals who in a few years look around and say something like 'The America is worth preserving.'? As Catholics mostly will they be less likely to turn muslim? Just a thought.

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2023 07:25 PM (i2P4a)

302 My question on that one is why would a state sponsored assassination use a Russian nerve agent?

Terror. Be a traitor to the State, and die horribly.

They pretty definitely tracked the team that did it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2023 07:26 PM (2tUFv)

303 "And also, I would like to add that these tubs of food rejected by the migrants will not go to waste. We will be distributing it to homeless veterans, no matter what steam grate they are sleeping on".

Some clueless Junta spokesperson

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 01, 2023 07:26 PM (lz5hY)

304 Is the 2024 election over yet?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 07:26 PM (DPfSO)

305 If you are interested tonight you can see comet C/2022 E3 (ZTF). It's relatively easy to find in the Northern hemisphere slightly above and to the East of Polaris in the constellation of Camelopardalis. It can also be view over the next few days with the perigee on February 2nd.

Link: https://tinyurl.com/mttwswv5

Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2023 07:26 PM (wrDSd)

306 Well this is not how I would like my neck of the woods to be known….egads, it’s horrific.

https://tinyurl.com/y4s74dpz

Dismembered human penis found in the parking lot of an Alabama gas station - as cops believe it belongs to dead motorcyclist who was 'torn to pieces' in multiple vehicle crash on nearby interstate

Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 07:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

307 it was not random violence or an accident, it was a murder which is what the KGB wanted to make clear. Also it is scary.

GRU. It is Russian military intelligence that uses Novichok.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2023 07:27 PM (2tUFv)

308 Posted by: Marcus

Thanks Marcus.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2023 07:27 PM (1kcoT)

309 Posted by: bill in arkansas,

Please tell me that isn't real.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 07:27 PM (DPfSO)

310 304 Is the 2024 election over yet?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 07:26 PM (DPfSO)

Yes and the Democrat candidate "won".

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 01, 2023 07:28 PM (eYoxG)

311 Live look at Texas highways right now:

https://tinyurl.com/3bfrpnvf

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 07:28 PM (Xv4Yc)

312 Nood cafe

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2023 07:28 PM (1kcoT)

313 "Thanks Marcus.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2023 07:27 PM (1kcoT)"

No problem. Some of you may be able to see it better. There are some high clouds in the NE and the moon is washing it out, but it's there.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2023 07:29 PM (wrDSd)

314 304 Is the 2024 election over yet?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 07:26 PM (DPfSO)

Yes and the Democrat candidate "won".

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 01, 2023 07:28 PM (eYoxG)
===

You are a fortune teller.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 01, 2023 07:29 PM (17s+e)

315 Lol. 20 FIB swat members for a man who pushed an abortionist.

But this is too kewl!

Posted by: Grunkle Stan at February 01, 2023 07:30 PM (3Or4S)

316 My question on that one is why would a state sponsored assassination use a Russian nerve agent?

Terror. Be a traitor to the State, and die horribly.

They pretty definitely tracked the team that did it.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2023 07:26 PM (2tUFv)

And this guy had been noodling in the UK for how long? Decades?

And if they pulled the op, or found it useful to tie it to Russia, their tracking of the team is suspect. Wasn't they guy they fingered a fairly innocuous dude, like a gym teacher?

This sounds like the sort of thing planned by someone who reads spy novels rather than actual spies. It took a hell of a while to find the Bulgarians out, this unravelled at once. Is Russia now bad at spying?

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2023 07:30 PM (eoQWY)

317 306 Not a chopped off dick but also a mystery, I stopped for gas and lottery tickets in Fort Smith. Catching my eye when I came out was a set of dentures on the curb.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 01, 2023 07:30 PM (lz5hY)

318 They pretty definitely tracked the team that did it.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Wow... you're more trusting than am I. I vaguely recall some dozens of former IC folks publicly proclaiming the Hunter laptop story had all the earmarks of Russian disinformation.
Frankly, I'm more leery of my own IC than the Russians at this point. Does that make me a terrorist and traitor? Or a cynical bastard who doesn't believe anything the press nor my own government tells me.

Posted by: MkY at February 01, 2023 07:30 PM (cPGH3)

319 My question on that one is why would a state sponsored assassination use a Russian nerve agent? He could just pump them full of bullets or use something untraceable. The use of a 'smoking gun' is suspicious to me, there's no need to. And this was around the time the deep state was ramping up the Russia war mood.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2023 07:24 PM (eoQWY)

"we know it was Ay-abs done it, 'cause they was sand all over the floor!"

Where did the Chlorine gas used to try to implicate Assad come from? Where did the Sarin that Saddam used on the Iranians and the Kurds come from?

You aren't supposed to take the whole bottle, just one red pill at a time, but sometimes the supply seems to outstrip the demand.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2023 07:31 PM (xhaym)

320 309 I should start using the sarc thing, but it could be.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 01, 2023 07:32 PM (lz5hY)

321 The illegals in NYC would be idiots to not ask for the Moon. They may get even more than their current demands. Because the Open Borders Leftist organizations and hotel owners are pressuring Adams behind-the-scenes to give-in to whatever the illegals say they "need." While telling the illegals what to demand, to pet Leftist TV reporters, on-camera.

It's a racket like everything else in the US. If we really want to clean-up this BS some future day, we will have to nuke a lot of US cities from orbit.

Posted by: Gref at February 01, 2023 07:35 PM (AMIL/)

322 Other states should advertise the ameneties that NYC offers 'migrants' and start shipping there by the thousands daily.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 01, 2023 07:52 PM (FSy8o)

323 Could they include a NDA that requires that they never speak of being a systemic victim or being the defendant of a slave ever again ?

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