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Great, Michelle Obama Now Rolling Her Book Grift Into a Podcast Grift
Tucker Carlson doesn't think it's just a coincidence that Michelle Obama is releasing her second autobiography during the beginnings of presidential campaign season. Her husband did too, when he ran for president:
Michelle Obama's recent celebrity-filled book tour is becoming a podcast. Audible announced Wednesday that the former first lady will launch the "Michelle Obama: The Light Podcast" on March 7. It's based on Obama's tour promoting "The Light We Carry," her recent bestselling book, which featured special guests like Oprah Winfrey, Ellen DeGeneres, Tyler Perry, David Letterman and more. "Though only a few thousand people were able to attend the events live, these remarkable conversations can now be heard by everyone," Audible said in a news release. The eight-episode podcast "goes beyond the book as Michelle Obama and her friends share personal stories and insights listeners won't encounter anywhere else." Obama said in a statement that the book tour was a way to expand on the book's reflections about dealing with stress and change and a chance to "connect with real people once again." The podcast, she said, is "a deeper examination of those fun and meaningful moments."
Tucker Carlson explores the possibility that Michelle Obama might run for President. pic.twitter.com/JjJRbm24fu
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) February 1, 2023
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 02:22 PM (ChAEn)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 02:22 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 02:22 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 02:23 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 02:23 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: AoSHQ Chiroptophiles at February 01, 2023 02:23 PM (a3Q+t)
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Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:24 PM (Z0M29)
Big Mike at the Mic
Posted by: Call sign Charlie at February 01, 2023 02:24 PM (og5mY)
Posted by: Rowsdower Believes Ray Epps is a Fed and Ashli Bennett is Crispus Attucks at February 01, 2023 02:24 PM (gDNV7)
It's gonna be Joe, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 02:24 PM (LvTSG)
The only worse thing I can imagine than a Big Mike Presidency, is a Big Mike Podcast.
I hope it's super long-format like Rogan's, so NPCs will actually start dying from boredom during the first episode.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 02:24 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 02:24 PM (ChAEn)
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:24 PM (Z0M29)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (OUiUM)
https://tinyurl.com/54pc85ky
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Thrawn at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (q42YH)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (g69M3)
Posted by: Regular joe at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (nnp+f)
Posted by: Gonzotx at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (t4poC)
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: garrett
it would be like one of those Nordic death metal "singers."
Posted by: ace at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Committee for Presidential Candidacy Qualifications at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (UKe2c)
Nothing about the names listed in the article are remarkable in any way, other than they're filthy f*cking rich and I'm not.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:26 PM (Z0M29)
Posted by: Dr. Zaius at February 01, 2023 02:26 PM (yEMHD)
Posted by: Regular joe at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (nnp+f)
Amazon.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 01, 2023 02:26 PM (/iWhV)
In other words, the perfect Democrat Party Proxy President for the next election steal, err, candidate.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2023 02:26 PM (SAX5G)
++++
Just what the doctor ordered. I went to my shrink and said, "I think I'm pretty happy and well-adjusted. What can I do to become more bitter and hateful?"
The doc replied, "Well, listening to Michelle Obama and her friends share personal stories and insights would probably do it, but I have no idea how to accomplish that."
Problem. Solved.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 02:26 PM (t0OGg)
https://tinyurl.com/54pc85ky
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (LvTSG)
Lucky plans
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 02:26 PM (ChAEn)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2023 02:01 PM (a3Q+t)
How can Michelle have two autobiographies?
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 02:26 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at February 01, 2023 02:27 PM (YQ4mh)
AKA work shy.
Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 02:27 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 02:27 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 02:27 PM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 02:27 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:27 PM (Z0M29)
Check out the power slap channels.
Just kidding, I had no idea there was such a thing. But there is.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 01, 2023 02:27 PM (jTmQV)
Repeat customers of such stature are NOT welcome.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Fool Otto at February 01, 2023 02:28 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 02:28 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: Wally at February 01, 2023 02:28 PM (FJYfm)
https://tinyurl.com/54pc85ky
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (LvTSG)
Amazing how her eye color keeps changing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 02:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 02:27 PM (t0OGg)
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Wouldn't surprise me. Amazon has money to burn these days. They just seem to love setting it on fire.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 02:28 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:24 PM (Z0M29)
No Michelle, that's a fake ear, it's actually a microphone. You're not supposed to eat it!
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2023 02:28 PM (g69M3)
Check out the power slap channels.
Kim Iverson loses about 15 lbs and I will tune in regularly.
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:28 PM (Z0M29)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at February 01, 2023 02:29 PM (BdMk6)
Michelle Obama's podcast should do fine. There are millions of glassy-eyed robochicks in this country who will tune in just out of sense of duty.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 02:29 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:29 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 02:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 01, 2023 02:29 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2023 02:29 PM (SAX5G)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 02:29 PM (Q4jDv)
Posted by: Wally at February 01, 2023 02:28 PM (FJYfm)
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That really is a good question.
Another one is, "What did you take away as a valuable lesson from reading this book?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 02:29 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Iris at February 01, 2023 02:29 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:24 PM (Z0M29)
No Michelle, that's a fake ear, it's actually a microphone. You're not supposed to eat it!
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2023 02:28 PM (g69M3)
Considering the ... prevalence of futa shit on the porn side of things, she could go far.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:30 PM (zZu0s)
I mean, he was "lord god king bufu" for 8 years. He gonna settle being Mike's bitch for 4 to 8 more?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 02:30 PM (iayUP)
Another one is, "What did you take away as a valuable lesson from reading this book?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 02:29 PM (YIVH2)
=========
My favorite thing around the Obamas writing was when someone took some of the opening passages of one of Barack's books, attributed it to Sarah Palin, and leftist tore into it for the terrible writing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 02:30 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:26 PM (Z0M29)
.........
Episode Two: Tucking Tips
Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 02:30 PM (v0R5T)
Oh I meant campaign.
Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 02:30 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: 29Victor at February 01, 2023 02:30 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2023 02:30 PM (SAX5G)
Posted by: Michelle Obama at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Flyguy at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (VrVjC)
Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (g7ZYn)
Posted by: wth
She can have the couchfucker on too.
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (OnTgf)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 02:29 PM (ZLI7S)
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Hey! When she was in the White House she had to oversee a staff of 500 people who catered to her every whim! That's all the experience anyone needs to manage a country of 330 million people.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:26 PM (Z0M29)
.........
Episode Two: Tucking Tips
Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 02:30 PM (v0R5T)
______________
Episode Three: That Time I Tackled Joe Theismann
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (jhFDc)
I wish Carl Kolchak had taken out the Obamare monsters when they were still in Chicago.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
She woke up as he was sewing her mouth shut.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (63Dwl)
Wonder how many more Amazon shipping wage apes they'll lay off to pay Big Mike's stipend.
Posted by: Regular joe at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (nnp+f)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 02:32 PM (OUiUM)
That would have so much irony it could wipe out anemia in North America.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 02:32 PM (ykeLU)
The Tip is easy: Insert into anus and engage your pilforis muscles.
It's the balls that are hard to keep in there.
Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at February 01, 2023 02:32 PM (Z0M29)
Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (g7ZYn)
You poor, sweet, innocent child.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:32 PM (zZu0s)
- Every whit suburban woman just returning from bringing their children to a "gender clinic".
Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2023 02:32 PM (SAX5G)
I hope DOCTOR Jill runs against her. Those two viragos in a debate would start a bitch-cyclone that wipes out the whole room.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 02:32 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: 29Victor at February 01, 2023 02:30 PM (BJKQV)
Imaginary Black Beach Friend? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at February 01, 2023 02:32 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 02:28 PM (YIVH2)
Somewhat related, I saw that Beezos' girlfriend is piloting his next space launch. Wouldn't it be curious if this one explodes and burns up everything and anything inside?
Probably cheaper than just breaking up with her.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2023 02:32 PM (g69M3)
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:32 PM (Z0M29)
Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 02:32 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 02:32 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (63Dwl)
*******
More irony than a Ferrous Bueller movie...
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (Z0M29)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (jhFDc)
Damn. That is a deep cut.
'They said he looked like Lawrence Taylor- in a wig!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (ykeLU)
How can Michelle have two autobiographies?
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 02:26 PM (eGTCV)
______
Think of all the great things she has accomplished since her LAST autobiography!
Yeah, you can't think of anything can you?
THAT'S why she has to write it. To clue the stupid peasants in on her greatness.
Duh!
Posted by: Just Lily at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (GuATe)
Posted by: garrett
If she could give the answer in the first five minutes instead of the last five minutes, I might listen.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (ZVVGW)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (YIVH2)
Don't forget the health program where she starved children.
Posted by: Flyguy at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (VrVjC)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (jhFDc)
Check out the power slap channels.
Just kidding, I had no idea there was such a thing. But there is.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 01, 2023 02:27 PM (jTmQV)
That's.......stupid.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (63Dwl)
They leave it in the fridge?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:34 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2023 02:34 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: wth
She can have the couchfucker on too.
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (iayUP)
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Don't forget Rear Admiral Rachel Levine and Atomic Tranny Dogboy & Luggage Thief Sam Brinton-Freed.
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 02:34 PM (OnTgf)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 02:34 PM (ykeLU)
I'd be curious what the Bernie bros think of this bullshit.
Posted by: deadrody at February 01, 2023 02:35 PM (kYmXc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (jhFDc)
Damn. That is a deep cut.
'They said he looked like Lawrence Taylor- in a wig!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (zZu0s)
____________
I knew you'd like it. I know my audience.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:35 PM (jhFDc)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (ykeLU)
You are going to have to help me out here, Muldoon. Is this an Iron-Steel thing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:35 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 02:35 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: garrett "
Episode Two: The Proper Way to Tuck and Hide your Dick
Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2023 02:35 PM (K7FU5)
1. Likable
2. Interesting
She had a top spot and a fawning press, and she couldn't with some of the best paid professionals and her own "charm" turn that into a real following.
So I'm not sure how she does it now. But this is surely a prelude to challenging Joe for the nomination in her own run for the Presidency.
Which actually makes a lot of sense. Pretty soon when it becomes clear that they risk Trump either way, they are going to take Joe out.
Posted by: mikethemoose at February 01, 2023 02:35 PM (T/vhV)
I'd be curious what the Bernie bros think of this bullshit.
Posted by: deadrody at February 01, 2023 02:35 PM (kYmXc)
Its cute you think that's actually ever stopped a Democrat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 02:35 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 01, 2023 02:36 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 02:36 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Never nair your ballsack. That bit of wisdom comes from a dude in college who attempted it before going to a cathouse in Nevada.
*the More You Know star*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:36 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Fool Otto at February 01, 2023 02:36 PM (DB16e)
You too can have your law license taken away and still keep raking in that sweet grift!!
You too can have an empty resume and have people laud you as the 2nd coming and rake in that sweet grift!!
You too can get Americans killed while you were in Office and continue to rake in that sweet grift!!!
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at February 01, 2023 02:36 PM (4q/mG)
Posted by: Committee for Presidential Candidacy Qualifications at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (UKe2c)
Well, black at least.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023 02:36 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: wth
She can have the couchfucker on too.
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (iayUP)
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Don't forget Rear Admiral Rachel Levine and Atomic Tranny Dogboy & Luggage Thief Sam Brinton-Freed.
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 02:34 PM (OnTgf)
______________
Notice that all this happens after they shut down the Ringling Brothers circus? Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:36 PM (jhFDc)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 02:34 PM (ykeLU)
More irony that that song by Alanis Morrissette
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 02:36 PM (ChAEn)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 02:36 PM (4I/2K)
Kaplagh!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:37 PM (zZu0s)
1. Likable
2. Interesting
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Hollywood can't write fictional characters that fit either quality these days. Not sure how well they will succeed with a live person.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 02:37 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 02:37 PM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 02:37 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 01, 2023 02:38 PM (trVDr)
Counting will stop in 8 states at 2am.
Thereafter every precinct in the major cities in those states will report 100% turnout.
With 99% for her.
She will get 98 million votes.
Barack will not let Biden have the "record" for most votes.
Prepare for South Africa and Zimbabwe to become our country. Their own Apartheid, a racial minority brutally ruling.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 01, 2023 02:38 PM (Z3Y9W)
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 02:37 PM (iayUP)
Resting Klingon Bitch Face
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:38 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 01, 2023 02:38 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 02:32 PM (ZLI7S)
To be fair, it doesn't much matter who fills the Oval Office, unless their primary motivation is liberating America from the federal bureaucracy.
Everyone else just reads whatever boilerplate the CIA gives them.
Posted by: Methos at February 01, 2023 02:38 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Episode 6: Hiding that Adam's Apple
Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023 02:38 PM (tp+tP)
_____________
She and Kamala Sutra graduated with honors from the Hillary Clinton School of Charm.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:38 PM (jhFDc)
She's too lazy to run.
Also, she doesn't have the balls. Just the schlong.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 02:39 PM (XvPQV)
How many guests will she have that think differently than she does?
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 02:35 PM (eGTCV)
Oh she'll probably have some David Brooks type ConInc figures on to play the controlled opposition heel.
Some guy to say things like "of course most teachers should be transfreaks, Michelle, but should it be ALL of them? I don't think so. Oh, you do? OK, I'll think so next time. Sorry."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 02:39 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 02:39 PM (iayUP)
Prepare for South Africa and Zimbabwe to become our country. Their own Apartheid, a racial minority brutally ruling.
--
All I've got left for hope remains in states seceding from this abomination we've turned into.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 01, 2023 02:39 PM (sVtYq)
She's too lazy to run.
Also, she doesn't have the balls. Just the schlong.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 02:39 PM (XvPQV)
*makes note on Rekieta common question*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:40 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2023 02:40 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 01, 2023 02:40 PM (xPJvm)
Not only is it there, but the propaganda is right at the top of suggestions even for brand new accounts.
https://bit.ly/3HY970B
Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2023 02:40 PM (eyxn4)
*the More You Know star*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:36 PM (zZu0s)
*nods*
That shit will burn right through that thin scrote skin.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 02:40 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2023 02:40 PM (K7FU5)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 01, 2023 02:41 PM (Z3Y9W)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (a3Q+t)
They should let Hulk Hogan hand out all the layoff notices.
From the top rope.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2023 02:41 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2023 02:40 PM (9UlRk)
Don't hate the player, hate the game
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 02:41 PM (ChAEn)
Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 02:32 PM (OUiUM)
Hahaha....his "turgid beast".
Hahaha...good one.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2023 02:41 PM (yEMHD)
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:42 PM (Z0M29)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 01, 2023 02:42 PM (sVtYq)
I'd be curious what the Bernie bros think of this bullshit.
Posted by: deadrody at February 01, 2023 02:35 PM (kYmXc)
I'll say it again: If Michael runs, he'll win. It will be preordained.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at February 01, 2023 02:42 PM (BdMk6)
133 I think this is just a money harvest.
She's too lazy to run.
Also, she doesn't have the balls. Just the schlong.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 02:39 PM
This. If that knobby brit betting site is still running I'd short the possibility.
Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2023 02:42 PM (j4U/Z)
G-d help us if that happens.
Posted by: Ziba at February 01, 2023 02:42 PM (4h9M3)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 02:42 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2023 02:40 PM (K7FU5)
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Heh. A very early Bloom County comic story arc had the gang do just that. They cleaned up a bum named "Limekiller" and ran him for POTUS. He was quickly replaced by Bill the Cat (who was dead), which was much funnier.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 02:42 PM (YIVH2)
________________
Best-selling book? Where? In the NYT press room?
And those special guests are all worthless turds.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:43 PM (jhFDc)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2023 02:40 PM (9UlRk)
Merchandising!
Posted by: Yogurt at February 01, 2023 02:43 PM (4I/2K)
More irony that that song by Alanis Morrissette
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 02:36 PM (ChAEn)
*SMACK!!!*
Don't DO that!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: birddog at February 01, 2023 02:43 PM (uAI4S)
Just perfect.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 01, 2023 02:43 PM (TUqTU)
I used to think Michelle Obama was too lazy to run for President. After seeing Biden's installation, I understand that this is no longer a consideration.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 01, 2023 02:43 PM (G6qJm)
Pretty much the only thing I watch on Rumble are OAN’s Historical Spotlights. (A regular feature on Kara McKinney’s Tipping Point.)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 01, 2023 02:44 PM (EXyHK)
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Leave Fetterman out of this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:44 PM (jhFDc)
Just kidding, I had no idea there was such a thing. But there is.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 01, 2023 02:27 PM (jTmQV)
Exactly. Unfortunately, I want to watch needlework and weaving videos. Also, long play aquarium/bird/butterfly videos and the longest they have is about ten minutes.
Now that I'm expanding into homesteading and pixel art I'll check again. I'm not giving up on them, but viewers can't drop YouTube if creators don't move as well. And of course, creators don't want to drop their most reliable source of views. Which I totally understand.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 01, 2023 02:44 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 02:44 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: That's No Moon at February 01, 2023 02:44 PM (gaSe6)
>>Burisma-connected oligarch who funded Zelensky's campaign, acting career raided by Ukrainian security forces
https://tinyurl.com/885awak3
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 02:44 PM (ZLI7S)
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The Light We Carry...Lift Every Voice! It's funny how she paints herself as some Mother Theresa figure when she's anything but.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 01, 2023 02:44 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 02:45 PM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 01, 2023 02:45 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 01, 2023 02:45 PM (Cus5s)
Remember when Barack used our tax dollars to buy a shit ton of his books to give out to dignitaries around the world?
Graft does not a best seller make.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 02:46 PM (/TcAL)
Posted by: Megthered at February 01, 2023 02:46 PM (BkH30)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 02:46 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 02:47 PM (ChAEn)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 02:44 PM (ykeLU)
Maybe if they slap a screen bracket on the back of the bike....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2023 02:47 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 01, 2023 02:44 PM (sVtYq)
Heck, Mother Teresa got pushed over when she passed by that dirty tart Princess Diana.
That still pisses me off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:47 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 02:47 PM (v0R5T)
It doesn't matter if she isn't remotely qualified.
A couple of years ago, she was rated the world's most admired and popular woman. It must have been the gold lame leather thigh high boots and the yellow satin cape.
Posted by: Ziba at February 01, 2023 02:47 PM (4h9M3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2023 02:34 PM (0hOvj)
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Of course nowadays she doesn't even have to actively run -- just have her name appear on the ballot, live in a basement for two years, and refuse to debate a la F. Joe, Festerman's Lump, and Soros' AZ Butt-Bitch Abortion Hobbyist Hobbs.
Voilà! Obama's 4th and 5th terms ... that will be sufficient to surpass FDR and put the fight on nails in the coffin of the USSA. RIP ...
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 02:47 PM (5ZI3r)
Posted by: -Wine Moms everywhere at February 01, 2023 02:47 PM (fs1hN)
https://tinyurl.com/mtjjumca
Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023 02:48 PM (tp+tP)
I read that she felt isolated living in the WH for 8 years and that it prepared her for quarantine conditions during Covid.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 02:48 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 01, 2023 02:48 PM (TUqTU)
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 02:47 PM (ChAEn)
__________
That would be the Ali v. Fraser bout of useless wankers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:48 PM (jhFDc)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 01, 2023 02:43 PM (G6qJm)
She doesn't have to work, can run her campaign from her basement, giving Zoom interviews to black radio and streaming personalities and will get the 98 million ballots that have already been printed.
She will only have to give a speech every 8 weeks, can travel the world and give face time once every few months.
She can take vacations 2 out of every 4 weeks and she will STILL grow gills on her cock from all the media sucking and slobbering on it the whole time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 02:48 PM (Q4jDv)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 02:48 PM (eGTCV)
Jay Inslee, the esteemed Governor of WA tested positive for Covid and has mild symptoms
Prayers for a quick resolution.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 02:49 PM (opN2i)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 01, 2023 02:48 PM (TUqTU)
____________
Wait - there are TWO people who look like that??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:49 PM (jhFDc)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 02:49 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: John Fetterman at February 01, 2023 02:49 PM (vwCZJ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 01, 2023 02:49 PM (ppBhU)
'saaaass-quatch
we know your legend's reeeal'
Posted by: Tenacious-D at February 01, 2023 02:49 PM (Z0M29)
I used to think Michelle Obama was too lazy to run for President. After seeing Biden's installation, I understand that this is no longer a consideration.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 01, 2023 02:43 PM (G6qJm)
Dems don't have to campaign anymore and they'll still win. Haven't we learned that lesson yet?
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at February 01, 2023 02:49 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:49 PM (jhFDc)
A couple of years ago, she was rated the world's most admired and popular woman. It must have been the gold lame leather thigh high boots and the yellow satin cape.
Posted by: Ziba at February 01, 2023 02:47 PM (4h9M3)
So, she dressed like Elvis?
With a bigger cock?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:50 PM (zZu0s)
I already watched The Grifters, thanks.
Posted by: spindrift at February 01, 2023 02:50 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 02:28 PM (v0R5T)
And upholstery!
Posted by: Flyover at February 01, 2023 02:50 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: So that'll end well at February 01, 2023 02:50 PM (d0OGn)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 02:42 PM (4I/2K)
........
"Excuse me, could you grab that item for me?"
"Fuck you, Whitey."
Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 02:50 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 01, 2023 02:50 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2023 02:50 PM (i2P4a)
Posted by: spindrift at February 01, 2023 02:50 PM (h5TKJ)
Jay Inslee, the esteemed Governor of WA tested positive for Covid and has mild symptoms
Prayers for a quick resolution.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 02:49 PM (opN2i)
I sense... great desire for a permanent resolution.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:50 PM (zZu0s)
The hidden cabal that now selects our presidential puppets clearly wants them to be visibly, ridiculously unfit, to degrade us in front of the world. So, "appearance of competence" is also no longer a consideration.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 01, 2023 02:50 PM (G6qJm)
There's a really funny little book called
' Sasquatch : I Not Dead '
Makes me laugh every time I thumb through it.
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:50 PM (Z0M29)
Posted by: Michelle Obama at February 01, 2023 02:51 PM (4I/2K)
You heard it here first.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:49 PM (jhFDc)
The Dick n' Scissor candidacy. Wonderful.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 01, 2023 02:48 PM (TUqTU)
____________
DNC HQ: "Quick, get me Lawrence Taylor on the phone!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:51 PM (jhFDc)
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That doesn't matter! All our contractors will get paid, and I get a new wardrobe and a much needed nip and tuck, that's what matters, rube.
Posted by: Rona McRomney at February 01, 2023 02:51 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 01, 2023 02:51 PM (1EFfL)
we know your legend's reeeal'
Posted by: Tenacious-D at February 01, 2023 02:49 PM (Z0M29)
"That was a kick-ass 'In Search Of'!"
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 02:51 PM (ChAEn)
Given our descent into banana republic status, what difference does it matter who is El Presidente for life.
Posted by: whig at February 01, 2023 02:51 PM (9gg1V)
It's a good gig. Don't mock.
Posted by: Patrick Ewing at February 01, 2023 02:52 PM (Z0M29)
Posted by: Michaelle Obama at February 01, 2023 02:52 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023
***
In the very early days of Detective Comics' Batman stories, long before Robin appeared, Batman did carry a gun. I've seen at least one DC cover with him gripping an automatic in his gloved hand.
No idea where he holstered it when he wasn't using it, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 02:52 PM (J2vNu)
https://tinyurl.com/5n7haath
Nikki vs Michelle...lol.
Totally unrelated, I just bought a clown world T-shirt.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 02:52 PM (/TcAL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Michelle Obama
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She's a Klingon?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 01, 2023 02:53 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 02:53 PM (opN2i)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 02:53 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Michelle Obama at February 01, 2023 02:51 PM (4I/2K)
You have to stop breaking them open like a shotgun. You have to ease it in- like a gentleman.
Posted by: Jim Carrey at February 01, 2023 02:53 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Ziba at February 01, 2023 02:53 PM (4h9M3)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (/TcAL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Zek at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (5FPX4)
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I will never forget those hideous boots. She looked like a Star Trek hooker looking for a john on Alpha Centari.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 02:53 PM (eGTCV)
Ummmmmm....Analingus.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (yEMHD)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (TUqTU)
The writing on the dress said, "Property of Dodgers Stadium". For those not getting the joke, the dress was the infield ground cover for the Dodgers.
Posted by: Beartooth at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (Ost2s)
*********
Why does that remind me of a Klan rally?
Posted by: Muldoon
I have an idea.
Posted by: Lucifer at February 01, 2023 02:55 PM (XF9Gj)
Posted by: Roc Doc at February 01, 2023 02:55 PM (bkf/+)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (sVtYq)
Ahhhh. Shore Leave on Alpha Centauri...
Posted by: Captain James T Kirk at February 01, 2023 02:55 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 02:53 PM (eGTCV)
Liquor in the rear.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 02:55 PM (Q4jDv)
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (Z0M29)
Ep 5: how to keep your bat'leth in sparkling condition!
Posted by: Flyover at February 01, 2023 02:55 PM (Rbu5d)
I told them I wasn't renewing my contract, and I already returned the wig.
Posted by: Shaquille O'Neal at February 01, 2023 02:55 PM (gaSe6)
https://tinyurl.com/mtjjumca
Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023
***
ABC's James Meek? Why is that name familiar to me?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 02:55 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 02:55 PM (/TcAL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 02:55 PM (J2vNu)
He's slated to inherit the earth
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (ChAEn)
Posted by: irongrampa at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (ykeLU)
...anything. Really.
I think he was dating a chick who was offended by his audience, at the time.
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (Z0M29)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Or General Urko.
Posted by: Dr. Zaius at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (yEMHD)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 02:55 PM (J2vNu)
The Meek shall pollute the earth.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (eGTCV)
' Sasquatch : I Not Dead '
Makes me laugh every time I thumb through it.
Posted by: garrett
>I was at the grocery store stocking up on supplies and I bumbled into the line with a checker from Georgia who wanted to talk about Big Foot. She was on the hunt and was convinced she'll find one.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: Captain James T Kirk at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (zZu0s)
>>Burisma-connected oligarch who funded Zelensky's campaign, acting career raided by Ukrainian security forces
https://tinyurl.com/885awak3
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 02:44 PM (ZLI7S)
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Bongino has been crushing it today on the Biden Crime Family corruption in Ukraine, and speculates that Trump was set up with the Ukrainian phone call as an excuse to impeach him and -- as with the Russian collusion hoax to distract from Hillary's crimes -- as a way to distract from Biden's crimes.
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 02:57 PM (pfFc5)
https://tinyurl.com/mtjjumca
Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023
What jurisdiction? My bet is he never goes to trial and the court dismisses all charges with "time served" and a $400 fine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)
...anything. Really.
I think he was dating a chick who was offended by his audience, at the time.
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (Z0M29)
Even ewoks think with their dicks.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 01, 2023 02:57 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: white alcoholic wine moms at February 01, 2023 02:57 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (Z0M29)
Well, to be fair, we are a decent litmus test.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:58 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Ziba at February 01, 2023 02:53 PM (4h9M3)
*twweeet*
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at February 01, 2023 02:58 PM (v0R5T)
https://tinyurl.com/5n7haath
Nikki vs Michelle...lol.
Totally unrelated, I just bought a clown world T-shirt.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 02:52 PM (/TcAL)
_______________
Why not the
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:58 PM (jhFDc)
Posted by: Zek at February 01, 2023 02:58 PM (5FPX4)
I didn't see that episode, but I have a few Tenacious D Bootlegs that have that tune on them and it is awesome.
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:58 PM (Z0M29)
Posted by: Ziba at February 01, 2023 02:58 PM (4h9M3)
Posted by: Zek at February 01, 2023 02:58 PM (5FPX4)
The Sheriff Is Near!
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at February 01, 2023 02:59 PM (yEMHD)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 02:59 PM (Q4jDv)
Meek, 53, a celebrated investigative reporter, resigned from the network via email just hours after heavily-armed agents swooped on his penthouse apartment in Arlington, Virginia, in April.
____________
No consensual search this time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 03:00 PM (jhFDc)
Posted by: Ziba at February 01, 2023 02:58 PM (4h9M3)
You never know when you'll need to go in search of a CNN or MSNBC personality.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 03:00 PM (eGTCV)
I know the answer. It is never enough
Posted by: Eli Cash at February 01, 2023 03:00 PM (HsUjT)
Posted by: Kenny Banya at February 01, 2023 03:00 PM (Z0M29)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 02:59 PM (Q4jDv)
Powerful team, but the Pres and VP can't be from the same state.
Posted by: Wally at February 01, 2023 03:00 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 03:00 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Or General Urko.
Posted by: Dr. Zaius at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (yEMHD)
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Chewbacca (or Chewy) FTW!
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (pfFc5)
Posted by: John Fetterman at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (vwCZJ)
They would never let anyone take that (cringe) history from them. Especially kamala.
Posted by: Eli Cash at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (HsUjT)
I didn't see that episode, but I have a few Tenacious D Bootlegs that have that tune on them and it is awesome.
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:58 PM (Z0M29)
The Tenacious D show on HBO was pretty funny. I have a "backup copy" of the whole series on DVD.
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (ChAEn)
Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (DBrN4)
Posted by: Puddihead at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (4vi12)
Shes running
Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (CWiKs)
Posted by: Michelle of Many Colors at February 01, 2023 03:02 PM (Z0M29)
Sure. Attend a concert and at some point the live album will come out. Sit in an audience and listen to Obama and Letterman talk? No thanks.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 01, 2023 03:02 PM (NW9xb)
Mind you Ewoks started the legend.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 03:02 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (CWiKs)
Naw. That's just her underwear trying to make a quick getaway.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Or General Urko.
Posted by: Dr. Zaius at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (yEMHD)
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Chewbacca (or Chewy) FTW!
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (pfFc5)
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Patrick Ewing
Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 03:02 PM (CWiKs)
Posted by: Zek at February 01, 2023 02:58 PM (5FPX4)
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He does have the air of a sidewindin' bushwhackin' hornswogglin' cracker croaker.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 01, 2023 03:02 PM (XlE1Z)
I don't doubt it in the least. Probably not just Biden's crimes either. I keep saying this but most of the country has no idea we helped run a coup in Ukraine in 2014 and our permanent political establishment wants to keep it that way.
And then there are the bio lab and other corruption that was going on in Ukraine. Ukraine is a swamp of corruption that many don't want to see examined.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 03:02 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 03:03 PM (5kY3y)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 01, 2023 03:03 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Or General Urko.
Posted by: Dr. Zaius at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (yEMHD)
Chewbacca (or Chewy) FTW!
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (pfFc5)
Patrick Ewing
Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 03:02 PM (CWiKs)
Mooch
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 03:04 PM (zZu0s)
*******
"Dear Boss I write this note to you to tell you of my plight...
...and I hope you'll understand why Paddy's not at work today!"
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 03:04 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 03:04 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 02:53 PM
Embrace the power of and.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2023 03:04 PM (HK5Lu)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 03:02 PM (ZLI7S)
Glenn Beck did a really good breakdown of all of that.
He was ignored.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 03:04 PM (DBrN4)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 01, 2023 03:05 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 03:05 PM (5kY3y)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 01, 2023 03:02 PM (XlE1Z)
Jack Elam
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 03:05 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (pfFc5)
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Sure, Chewie Rocky Horror got a bad hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a Wookiee.
Posted by: Mace Winnfield at February 01, 2023 03:05 PM (XlE1Z)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 03:05 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 03:05 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 03:05 PM (DBrN4)
The economy is suffering, but no one can say it with out calling the press liars and Joe being blamed. The press will not be called out and circles the wagons around Joe. They cannot prop him up this time.
Posted by: Picric at February 01, 2023 03:05 PM (zfts9)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Or General Urko.
Posted by: Dr. Zaius at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (yEMHD)
Chewbacca (or Chewy) FTW!
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (pfFc5)
Patrick Ewing
Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 03:02 PM (CWiKs)
Mooch
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 03:04 PM (zZu0s)
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First Lady Lt Commander Whorf
Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 03:06 PM (CWiKs)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 03:05 PM (eGTCV)
She's used to the size of her dick.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 03:06 PM (ChAEn)
Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 03:04 PM (DBrN4)
The advantage to high name recognition is that you don't have to start early.
Posted by: Wally at February 01, 2023 03:06 PM (FJYfm)
White House Counsel Ian Sams:
"I think we've been pretty transparent from the very beginning. [...] We have released probably thousands of words of statements."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 03:06 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 03:06 PM (Z0M29)
Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 03:06 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Picric at February 01, 2023 03:07 PM (zfts9)
Posted by: Jordan61
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He's kinda tired of our crap, what with killing babies and normalize kiddie rape and all.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 03:07 PM (/TcAL)
Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 03:07 PM (DBrN4)
I do nearly everything that involves yarn or thread except sewing, and I do a little handsewing as well when needed for a project. I started at about 7 compulsively twisting anything fluffy into string and also crocheting. Expanded from there as I became aware of other needlework skills.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 01, 2023 03:07 PM (nC+QA)
Okay maybe needs some work.
Posted by: Zek at February 01, 2023 03:07 PM (5FPX4)
"I think we've been pretty transparent from the very beginning. [...] We have released probably thousands of words of statements."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 03:06 PM (Vwz3I)
"Just words....."
- - Plagiarizing Owebama Plagiarizing others
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)
He was ignored.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)
He still hawking food rations for the burning times?
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 03:07 PM (ChAEn)
BREAKING: Biden lawyer: FBI search of Biden's Delaware beach home has concluded; no documents with classified markings found - AP
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 03:08 PM (Vwz3I)
https://tinyurl.com/mtjjumca
Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023 02:48 PM (tp+tP)
the man has no lips.
Posted by: Flyover at February 01, 2023 03:08 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 03:05 PM
Nutty is being generous.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2023 03:08 PM (HK5Lu)
He still hawking food rations for the burning times?
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 03:07 PM (ChAEn)
No clue. Haven't listened to him in a LONG time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)
the man has no lips.
Posted by: Flyover at February 01, 2023 03:08 PM (Rbu5d)
He's been searching in young boy's anuses for years.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 03:09 PM (DBrN4)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2023 03:09 PM (HK5Lu)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 03:10 PM (JglZ8)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 03:10 PM (jhFDc)
My face hurts.
Posted by: wth
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I wish I could feel my face. flower pots, , flower-pottttsss. gorilla glue!
yeah...
Posted by: John Fetterman at February 01, 2023 03:10 PM (vwCZJ)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 03:10 PM (/TcAL)
Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 03:04 PM (DBrN4)
She won't need to campaign. All she has to do is announce her candidacy. The MFM and a corrupt election system will guarantee a win.
Have you learned nothing from the last two elections?
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at February 01, 2023 03:10 PM (BdMk6)
What's their platform? The economy (that the Dems engineered) sucks? The border (that the Dems essentially erased) is a problem? Our entanglement in the Ukraine (fully Dem supported) is a disaster? Or, the third rail they won't touch, Biden is mentally incompetent?
All those are great reasons for a Republican to run, but what Democrat is going to break with the party on those issues? Whoever does will get slaughtered by Sleepy Joe, which would be the most embarrassing loss imaginable.
Posted by: Wally at February 01, 2023 03:10 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 01, 2023 03:11 PM (CecP5)
Didn't Biden go to his beach house not too long ago to remove all the classified documents before the FIB's showed up?
Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 03:11 PM (DBrN4)
https://tinyurl.com/2p9xh2ep
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 03:10 PM (/TcAL)
Yet another reason to never own one.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
BREAKING: Biden lawyer: FBI search of Biden's Delaware beach home has concluded; no documents with classified markings found - AP
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 03:08 PM
In other breaking news. Authorities found no drugs at the preannounced and agreed upon drug raid.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2023 03:11 PM (HK5Lu)
Posted by: Doof
Like Ace, nobody else will advertise with him.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 03:11 PM (JglZ8)
SoCal: 1500 violent cases dismissed including 3 child sex cases bcuz lack of judges.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 01, 2023 03:11 PM (f1uyw)
Another one is, "What did you take away as a valuable lesson from reading this book?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 02:29 PM
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That's easy. The white man is the devil.
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 01, 2023 03:11 PM (HQt0D)
"Consistent with the process in Wilmington, the DOJ took for further review some materials and handwritten notes that appear to relate to his time as VP."
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 03:11 PM (wnpoX)
Posted by: mr tmz at February 01, 2023 03:11 PM (rJ48h)
Didn't Biden go to his beach house not too long ago to remove all the classified documents before the FIB's showed up?
Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 03:11 PM (DBrN4)
He actually left Camp David early and took an unscheduled trip there a week or so ago.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at February 01, 2023 03:12 PM (TU8Tj)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 03:08 PM (Vwz3I)
Well no shit. He had a ridiculous amount of time to get rid of them.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 01, 2023 03:12 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: andycanuck (
Because he moved them all to Wilmington, Martha's Vineyard or Virgin Islands.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 03:12 PM (0vYqC)
Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 03:12 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 03:12 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 01, 2023 03:12 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2023 03:09 PM (HK5Lu)
Yeah, that whole 'conservative radio network' they had going on with Medved and bungie tied to Rush was horrible.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 03:12 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 01, 2023 03:11 PM (f1uyw)
I should ask my cousin about this. She's a judge in socal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 03:12 PM (/TcAL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 03:13 PM (0vYqC)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 03:13 PM (wnpoX)
Posted by: andycanuck (
Because he moved them all to Wilmington, Martha's Vineyard or Virgin Islands.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 03:12 PM (0vYqC)
Of course he did....
Posted by: It's me donna at February 01, 2023 03:13 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 01, 2023 03:13 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 03:13 PM (0vYqC)
Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 03:14 PM (DBrN4)
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2023 03:14 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 03:13 PM (wnpoX)
It will be emptied LONG before anyone of significance gets there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)
He actually left Camp David early and took an unscheduled trip there a week or so ago.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
These things are absolutely not at all related.😂 But seriously, I didn’t expect them to have anything in his vacation home. It makes sense for them to all be in his regular home, or garage or car or whatever.
Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 03:14 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 03:14 PM (Q4jDv)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 03:15 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 03:08 PM (Vwz3I)
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Not so fast... see @334
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 03:15 PM (wnpoX)
These things are absolutely not at all related.😂 But seriously, I didn’t expect them to have anything in his vacation home. It makes sense for them to all be in his regular home, or garage or car or whatever.
Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 03:14 PM (ZdaMQ)
No. It's all about the visitor logs. Biden spends quite a bit of time at home and logs are supposed to be kept. There are no logs at a vacant vacation home. Anyone can come and read and go as they please.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 03:13 PM (wnpoX)"
The fire began in the electrical panel, and quickly spread throughout the house, area safety officials said...
Posted by: AP, Future Edition at February 01, 2023 03:16 PM (5FPX4)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 03:14 PM (Q4jDv)
He was a bit of a squish. But it was his voice that was like nails on a chalk board. Him and hannity have that same high pitched, nasal whine to them. It drives me nuts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 03:16 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 03:16 PM (5kY3y)
Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 03:14 PM (ZdaMQ)
Notice we don't get any staged photos of the stuff they did find ....No documents floating in the toilet easily readable....
Posted by: It's me donna at February 01, 2023 03:16 PM (bs+z0)
Or a similar stunt.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 01, 2023 03:16 PM (F9hu9)
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023
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No clue. Haven't listened to him in a LONG time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023
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My local formerly-Rush, Hannity station runs Glenn in the late morning. His problem is that his voice is not very distinctive -- rather generic, and unemphatic sometimes. You'd never recognize his voice without "This Is The Glenn Beck Program" in front of it. Rush had a great voice; Hannity's is distinctive. Glenn is neither.
As for Clay and Buck, Rush's successors, they sound too much alike -- I'm never sure which one is which. I notice that with a lot of radio duos.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 03:16 PM (J2vNu)
Stocks, Bonds, & Gold Soar As Powell Shrugs Off Loosening Financial Conditions
Stocks, Bonds, & Gold Soar As Powell Shrugs Off Tightening Financial Conditions
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 03:16 PM (JglZ8)
She hated living in the White House. She hated the intrusions into her life.
If she did run, it would be so she and her ilk could funnel campaign money into "marketing" and "campaign managers" who aren't. Kind of like her friend getting the high-dollar contract to roll out Obamacare.
Worst case scenario would be for her to win the party's nomination and realize that declining would be social suicide.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 01, 2023 03:17 PM (fxCK2)
Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 03:17 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 03:17 PM (wnpoX)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
The fire began in the electrical panel, and quickly spread throughout the house, area safety officials said...
Posted by: AP, Future Edition
Biden's other home and storage rental did not burn themselves.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 01, 2023 03:17 PM (bJxw1)
Me. O.K. I agree to the speed trap.
Media, Breaking, Minnfidel was found to not have been speeding on county road 11!
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2023 03:19 PM (HK5Lu)
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 03:19 PM (5kY3y)
The dems need to ditch the "black" woman who's a heartbeat away from the presidency; at least MO is actually black woman and somewhat less annoying.
Posted by: LASue at February 01, 2023 03:20 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 01, 2023 03:20 PM (ytSiK)
Is there any government that is making policy in the best interest of it's citizens ... anywhere
Posted by: Haywood at February 01, 2023 03:21 PM (1LOrJ)
Fuck him.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2023 03:21 PM (yEMHD)
Posted by: LASue at February 01, 2023 03:20 PM (Ed8Zd)
Actually I find Kamala less offensive that Mooch. Hmmm. What does the rest of the horde say?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 03:21 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 03:17 PM
I wonder if they found Joe's used girls panty collection as well, not to mention all the shampoo samples.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2023 03:21 PM (HK5Lu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 03:22 PM (Q4jDv)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 01, 2023 03:23 PM (D25PY)
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at February 01, 2023 03:23 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: LASue
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Well, she is black...
The woman part...I don't think so.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 03:23 PM (/TcAL)
Maybe getting rid of him early?
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2023 03:23 PM (xhxe8)
I did not listen to Levin much. Honestly did not listen to Rush all that much, even though I was glad he was out there.
I never really liked listening to politics in my car.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 03:23 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 03:22 PM
Levin's voice drives me crazy. I agree with him most of the time, but STOP YELLING AT ME MARK!
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2023 03:23 PM (HK5Lu)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 01, 2023 03:23 PM (1VKLJ)
Most people won't.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (g69M3)
As Meghan Markel learned the hard way.
Posted by: LASue at February 01, 2023 03:23 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: JQ at February 01, 2023 03:24 PM (o0Fxd)
Too bad Hulu = Disney
They can go fuck themselves.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 01, 2023 03:23 PM (D25PY)
Serious question. Is Mike Judge still involved or did he sell out?
Disney destroys everything it gets it's hands on, so.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm beginning to think we need a ruthless old whore in the White House, once again, we someone who can assassinate dictators and laugh about it on TV.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 03:24 PM (Jg7EG)
A.I. Voice simulation and Mooshell's podcast. Coincidence?
An actual timeline of how she and Bathhouse Barry currently while away the hours would be interesting.
Speeches? Meetings? Super complicated executive stuff?
Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2023 03:24 PM (j4U/Z)
The woman part...I don't think so.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 03:23 PM (/TcAL)
"If she is a woman, she has the worst case of hemorrhoid's I have ever seen!"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 03:25 PM (zZu0s)
Maybe getting rid of him early?
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2023 03:23 PM (xhxe
I did at first but now I think all this is to clear Joe so there will be no more looking into it
Posted by: It's me donna at February 01, 2023 03:25 PM (bs+z0)
I gave up on Glenn Beck when he wanted to hand out teddy bears to the illegal invaders, cried on the air like a bitch and kept reminding me he doesn't drink.
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Don't forget "works with MonsterTech to cancel conservatives." Or "appears completely insane half the time."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 03:25 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Cheri at February 01, 2023 03:25 PM (oiNtH)
Though no longer widely distributed in the U.S., Carling Black Label remains the official beer of Beer Frisbee.
However, I have no idea what 'beer frisbee' is......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Second look at lefty college dorm nutty?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 01, 2023 03:26 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 03:26 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 03:26 PM (Vwz3I)
Carl: It's afraid. It's afraid.
[everyone cheers]
Posted by: Starship Troopers at February 01, 2023 03:26 PM (4I/2K)
I got into Princeton.
I went to Arizona. Much better choice.
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 03:27 PM (Z0M29)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 01, 2023 03:27 PM (SBspQ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Disney destroys everything it gets it's hands on, so.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
He is still involved.
https://tinyurl.com/2hu7kwz6
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 01, 2023 03:27 PM (D25PY)
Fuck him.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2023 03:21 PM
I remember that. Then he was saying you were a piece of shit if you took issue with him. He went off the rails. I also loathe Hugh Hewitt and his Mittens load filled burn victim mouth. I used to listen to Beck, Hewitt, Medved, Rush and Praeger. I still like Praeger and miss Rush but the rest are all Hot Air to me now. (Disclamier, I have nothing against Medved, just not on the station I get)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2023 03:28 PM (HK5Lu)
No matter how hard they tried even the Dems knew 0 was a stoner with enthusiastically packed fudge. AWOL. Often.
Big Mike has the equipment and the hate to seal the Commie deal
Posted by: Voter theater. at February 01, 2023 03:28 PM (/FJ1m)
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at
I got into Berkeley. Not technically Ivy League, but should still help level set the amount of impressive Ivy League really is!
I didn’t go there, btw. I ended up at TAMU.
Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 03:28 PM (ZdaMQ)
The Framework for Freedom budget abolishes sales tax for:
- Baby necessities including diapers, wipes, clothes, strollers and cribs
- Over-the-counter pet medications
- Gas stoves
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Gas stoves?!!! Ahooga! Ahooga! Man your battle stations!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 03:28 PM (FVME7)
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Ugh, and what a face it is.
However, I must give s/ h/ i/ t/ credit for a least trying to look female, unlike the other dragqueens who simply look demonic.
Posted by: JQ at February 01, 2023 03:30 PM (o0Fxd)
Yeah, the repetitive motion injuries are a real thing. That's why I try to have multiple projects that take different motions.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 01, 2023 03:30 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at February 01, 2023 03:31 PM (mbH6j)
Posted by: Cheri at February 01, 2023 03:25 PM (oiNtH)
Ditto.
Dems no longer run. They are Dominion designated by Kalorama Kontrol,
Posted by: Voter theater. at February 01, 2023 03:31 PM (/FJ1m)
Dave Clarke@davecclarke
The GOP base is still resentful over the covid response and they’re not ready to move on.
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Geez! You kill a few grandparents and destroy the economy and, right away, they're all pissed off!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 03:33 PM (FVME7)
Biden is becoming a liability in that regard, so they're looking elsewhere, but what qualifies MO to be president other that her married name? Nothing. She would, however, do as she's told and make semi-intelligent noises when called upon to do so.
Good enough for the inner circles.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 01, 2023 03:51 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: AMartel at February 01, 2023 03:59 PM (bBOtY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Or General Urko.
Posted by: Dr. Zaius at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (yEMHD)
Chewbacca (or Chewy) FTW!
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (pfFc5)
Patrick Ewing
Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 03:02 PM (CWiKs)
Mooch
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Episode XVII: Gagh is best served live.
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