Great, Michelle Obama Now Rolling Her Book Grift Into a Podcast Grift

Trillion dollar corporations controlled by leftists just can't stop throwing money at these two deranged leftists.

Michelle Obama's recent celebrity-filled book tour is becoming a podcast.
Audible announced Wednesday that the former first lady will launch the "Michelle Obama: The Light Podcast" on March 7. It's based on Obama's tour promoting "The Light We Carry," her recent bestselling book, which featured special guests like Oprah Winfrey, Ellen DeGeneres, Tyler Perry, David Letterman and more.
"Though only a few thousand people were able to attend the events live, these remarkable conversations can now be heard by everyone," Audible said in a news release. The eight-episode podcast "goes beyond the book as Michelle Obama and her friends share personal stories and insights listeners won't encounter anywhere else."
Obama said in a statement that the book tour was a way to expand on the book's reflections about dealing with stress and change and a chance to "connect with real people once again." The podcast, she said, is "a deeper examination of those fun and meaningful moments."

Tucker Carlson doesn't think it's just a coincidence that Michelle Obama is releasing her second autobiography during the beginnings of presidential campaign season. Her husband did too, when he ran for president:

Tucker Carlson explores the possibility that Michelle Obama might run for President. pic.twitter.com/JjJRbm24fu
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) February 1, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 02:23 PM

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1 Howdy! [not a comment bot]

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 02:22 PM (ChAEn)

2 First?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 02:22 PM (J2vNu)

3 Top 5!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 02:22 PM (J2vNu)

4 Does she talk about her Manopause?

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 02:23 PM (v0R5T)

5 No, Tucker, it should be "Democrats Require an Emergency to PRETEND to Govern."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 02:23 PM (J2vNu)

6 We'll nood.

Posted by: AoSHQ Chiroptophiles at February 01, 2023 02:23 PM (a3Q+t)

7 Like Kamala, no one likes that RBF.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 01, 2023 02:24 PM (D25PY)

8 Big Mike gonna do ASMR?

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:24 PM (Z0M29)

9 Podcast name:
Big Mike at the Mic

Posted by: Call sign Charlie at February 01, 2023 02:24 PM (og5mY)

10 She'd be a better choice than Tank Abrams if the Dem Cong do decide to sweep aside Short-Eyed Joe and Cackles Harris.

Posted by: Rowsdower Believes Ray Epps is a Fed and Ashli Bennett is Crispus Attucks at February 01, 2023 02:24 PM (gDNV7)

11 Whomever Democrats drag through the primary will be president in 2025.

It's gonna be Joe, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

12
The only worse thing I can imagine than a Big Mike Presidency, is a Big Mike Podcast.

I hope it's super long-format like Rogan's, so NPCs will actually start dying from boredom during the first episode.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 02:24 PM (oINRc)

13 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

14 Is she still proud of her country?

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 02:24 PM (ChAEn)

15 People would kill to hear her talk about her arms.

...or some shit.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:24 PM (Z0M29)

16 The Robin wants a gun link in the sidebar is kinda funny.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

17 That's a Man, Baby!

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (OUiUM)

18 The Daily Daddario has no current plans to run for president, but she's keeping her plans close to her chest:

https://tinyurl.com/54pc85ky

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (LvTSG)

19 "The Light Podcast".

Michelle Obama's podcast or Stan's podcast?

Posted by: Thrawn at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (Rl7KJ)

20 There will be mass purchases by NGO's, unions, schools, etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (q42YH)

21 Podcasts can be humbling. People have to listen, or they don't.

Most people won't.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (g69M3)

22 Who owns Audible? Want to short the stock like a Pelosi.

Posted by: Regular joe at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (nnp+f)

23 As long as she doesn’t have to work she’s in

Posted by: Gonzotx at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (t4poC)

24 Great, more Unread Best Sellers!

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (iFTx/)

25 >>>8 Big Mike gonna do ASMR?

Posted by: garrett

it would be like one of those Nordic death metal "singers."

Posted by: ace at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (C1Zwz)

26 She may be a shallow, spiteful, lazy, stupid, arrogant, narcissistic leftard, but at least she's a black woman!

Posted by: Committee for Presidential Candidacy Qualifications at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (UKe2c)

27 "Though only a few thousand people were able to attend the events live, these remarkable conversations can now be heard by everyone,"

Nothing about the names listed in the article are remarkable in any way, other than they're filthy f*cking rich and I'm not.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

28 Episode One: Taming Ball Sweat

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:26 PM (Z0M29)

29 For an untalented, angry, lazy, entitled layabout, Mike sure has done well for hisself.

Posted by: Dr. Zaius at February 01, 2023 02:26 PM (yEMHD)

30 22 Who owns Audible? Want to short the stock like a Pelosi.
Posted by: Regular joe at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (nnp+f)

Amazon.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 01, 2023 02:26 PM (/iWhV)

31 Michelle Obama is a demonstrable bigot and and also an African American woman with no talent, no job experience, and no record of accomplishing anything in her life.

In other words, the perfect Democrat Party Proxy President for the next election steal, err, candidate.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2023 02:26 PM (SAX5G)

32 "Though only a few thousand people were able to attend the events live, these remarkable conversations can now be heard by everyone," Audible said in a news release. The eight-episode podcast "goes beyond the book as Michelle Obama and her friends share personal stories and insights listeners won't encounter anywhere else."
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Just what the doctor ordered. I went to my shrink and said, "I think I'm pretty happy and well-adjusted. What can I do to become more bitter and hateful?"

The doc replied, "Well, listening to Michelle Obama and her friends share personal stories and insights would probably do it, but I have no idea how to accomplish that."

Problem. Solved.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 02:26 PM (t0OGg)

33 The Daily Daddario has no current plans to run for president, but she's keeping her plans close to her chest:

https://tinyurl.com/54pc85ky
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (LvTSG)

Lucky plans

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 02:26 PM (ChAEn)

34 323 "Lid" doesn't seem to mean the same thing it did in the early '70s.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2023 02:01 PM (a3Q+t)

How can Michelle have two autobiographies?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 02:26 PM (eGTCV)

35 You gotta admit, she checks the big three liberal boxes: black, female, trans.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at February 01, 2023 02:27 PM (YQ4mh)

36 They're both light workers.
AKA work shy.

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 02:27 PM (OUiUM)

37 Audible is Amazon, so does that mean Amazon is paying for this one?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 02:27 PM (t0OGg)

38 Michelle and Barry Obama or Meghan and Harry Markle. At this point, what difference does it make?!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 02:27 PM (Jg7EG)

39 So, they were able to overcome the audio difficulties of recording in an echo chamber?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 02:27 PM (ykeLU)

40 "Let me tell you about these German Shepherds!"

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:27 PM (Z0M29)

41 Someone last thread commented that there is little to watch on rumble.
Check out the power slap channels.
Just kidding, I had no idea there was such a thing. But there is.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 01, 2023 02:27 PM (jTmQV)

42 We don't need another gash in the White House that dresses like a sofa in a nursing home waiting room. 2 out of the past 3 is plenty.

Repeat customers of such stature are NOT welcome.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

43 I didn't think Big Mike had the gumption to run.

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 01, 2023 02:28 PM (DB16e)

44 Did Mike get those people in the neighborhood to ghost write this drivel?

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 02:28 PM (OUiUM)

45 Question for Leftists - What's your favorite passage from Michelle's book?

Posted by: Wally at February 01, 2023 02:28 PM (FJYfm)

46 The Daily Daddario has no current plans to run for president, but she's keeping her plans close to her chest:

https://tinyurl.com/54pc85ky
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (LvTSG)

Amazing how her eye color keeps changing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

47 She can have DOCTOR Jill on the podcast and discuss fashion tips.

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 02:28 PM (v0R5T)

48 Audible is Amazon, so does that mean Amazon is paying for this one?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 02:27 PM (t0OGg)
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Wouldn't surprise me. Amazon has money to burn these days. They just seem to love setting it on fire.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 02:28 PM (YIVH2)

49 Big Mike gonna do ASMR?
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:24 PM (Z0M29)

No Michelle, that's a fake ear, it's actually a microphone. You're not supposed to eat it!

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2023 02:28 PM (g69M3)

50 >> Someone last thread commented that there is little to watch on rumble.
Check out the power slap channels.

Kim Iverson loses about 15 lbs and I will tune in regularly.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:28 PM (Z0M29)

51 If Michael runs, he'll win. Do NOT think it won't happen. It's baked into the cake.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at February 01, 2023 02:29 PM (BdMk6)

52
Michelle Obama's podcast should do fine. There are millions of glassy-eyed robochicks in this country who will tune in just out of sense of duty.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 02:29 PM (oINRc)

53 Podcast? She is not a very ... compelling or enjoyable speaker, but wtf do I know.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:29 PM (zZu0s)

54 Maybe I'm just old fashion but shouldn't someone running for the most complex executive job on earth have actually had a job at least once in their lives?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 02:29 PM (ZLI7S)

55 At least Michelle will be open about her hatred for America as opposed to clown show Joe and before that, her beard.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 01, 2023 02:29 PM (oWBc3)

56 She doesn't sound very smart or interesting. It's like listening to Oprah's Stepford Wive, only more vapid and insipid.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2023 02:29 PM (SAX5G)

57 I wish Carl Kolchak had taken out the Obamare monsters when they were still in Chicago.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 02:29 PM (Q4jDv)

58 Question for Leftists - What's your favorite passage from Michelle's book?
Posted by: Wally at February 01, 2023 02:28 PM (FJYfm)
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That really is a good question.

Another one is, "What did you take away as a valuable lesson from reading this book?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 02:29 PM (YIVH2)

59 This is absolutely terrifying to me because she apparently is likeble to LIVs. Do you think people will still praise her shapely arms? And just admire her for whatever it is she is supposed to have accomplished?

Posted by: Iris at February 01, 2023 02:29 PM (foa6+)

60 49 Big Mike gonna do ASMR?
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:24 PM (Z0M29)

No Michelle, that's a fake ear, it's actually a microphone. You're not supposed to eat it!
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2023 02:28 PM (g69M3)

Considering the ... prevalence of futa shit on the porn side of things, she could go far.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:30 PM (zZu0s)

61 How do you figure Barack feels about being the "first man?"

I mean, he was "lord god king bufu" for 8 years. He gonna settle being Mike's bitch for 4 to 8 more?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

62 Oh boy. A podcast. I guess the Netflix stuff wasn't keeping her busy enough.

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 02:30 PM (iayUP)

63 58 That really is a good question.

Another one is, "What did you take away as a valuable lesson from reading this book?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 02:29 PM (YIVH2)

=========

My favorite thing around the Obamas writing was when someone took some of the opening passages of one of Barack's books, attributed it to Sarah Palin, and leftist tore into it for the terrible writing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 02:30 PM (LvTSG)

64 Episode One: Taming Ball Sweat
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:26 PM (Z0M29)
.........

Episode Two: Tucking Tips

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 02:30 PM (v0R5T)

65 Some folding chairs, field chalk for drawing a few circles and a podium and Mike's off to the beach.

Oh I meant campaign.

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 02:30 PM (OUiUM)

66 Now Michelle can be the Imaginary Black Friend of millions of AWFLs.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 01, 2023 02:30 PM (BJKQV)

67 Is her next podcast on the best canapés? Or is that after the one on how to grift and land a beachfront mansion?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2023 02:30 PM (SAX5G)

68 The Unbearable Lightness of Being Oppressed

Posted by: Michelle Obama at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (4I/2K)

69 How I'd like to the Chinese spy microphone on the wall in the Clinton house if Big Mike announces a run. Hillary! would have more than a few choice words I'm sure.

Posted by: Flyguy at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (VrVjC)

70 Better that than running for president.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (g7ZYn)

71 She can have DOCTOR Jill on the podcast and discuss fashion tips.
Posted by: wth

She can have the couchfucker on too.

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (iayUP)

72 Please tell me she's gonna call it "Shake Your Groove Thing."

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (OnTgf)

73 Maybe I'm just old fashion but shouldn't someone running for the most complex executive job on earth have actually had a job at least once in their lives?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 02:29 PM (ZLI7S)
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Hey! When she was in the White House she had to oversee a staff of 500 people who catered to her every whim! That's all the experience anyone needs to manage a country of 330 million people.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (YIVH2)

74 Episode One: Taming Ball Sweat
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:26 PM (Z0M29)
.........

Episode Two: Tucking Tips
Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 02:30 PM (v0R5T)
______________

Episode Three: That Time I Tackled Joe Theismann

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (jhFDc)

75
I wish Carl Kolchak had taken out the Obamare monsters when they were still in Chicago.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

She woke up as he was sewing her mouth shut.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (63Dwl)

76 Amazon owns Audible? Wow that Bezos is business wizard when it comes to buying political pull that loses money.

Wonder how many more Amazon shipping wage apes they'll lay off to pay Big Mike's stipend.

Posted by: Regular joe at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (nnp+f)

77 Gawker 2.0 is mort.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (a3Q+t)

78 Hopefully Mike has learned to tame his turgid beast. We've seen enough.

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 02:32 PM (OUiUM)

79 I do so hope the former First Lady who has hobnobbed with world leaders and celebrities, dined at White House formal dinners and gets paid thousands and thousands of dollars for public appearances lectures us on how a person of color has no chance of succeeding in racist America.

That would have so much irony it could wipe out anemia in North America.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 02:32 PM (ykeLU)

80 >>Episode Two: Tucking Tips

The Tip is easy: Insert into anus and engage your pilforis muscles.

It's the balls that are hard to keep in there.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at February 01, 2023 02:32 PM (Z0M29)

81 70 Better that than running for president.
Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (g7ZYn)

You poor, sweet, innocent child.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:32 PM (zZu0s)

82 Michelle for President!

- Every whit suburban woman just returning from bringing their children to a "gender clinic".

Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2023 02:32 PM (SAX5G)

83
I hope DOCTOR Jill runs against her. Those two viragos in a debate would start a bitch-cyclone that wipes out the whole room.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 02:32 PM (oINRc)

84 Now Michelle can be the Imaginary Black Friend of millions of AWFLs.
Posted by: 29Victor at February 01, 2023 02:30 PM (BJKQV)

Imaginary Black Beach Friend? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at February 01, 2023 02:32 PM (4I/2K)

85 Wouldn't surprise me. Amazon has money to burn these days. They just seem to love setting it on fire.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 02:28 PM (YIVH2)

Somewhat related, I saw that Beezos' girlfriend is piloting his next space launch. Wouldn't it be curious if this one explodes and burns up everything and anything inside?

Probably cheaper than just breaking up with her.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2023 02:32 PM (g69M3)

86 >>Episode Three: That Time I Tackled Joe Theismann

Awesome

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:32 PM (Z0M29)

87 Remember the boots and boob belts? Good times.

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 02:32 PM (v0R5T)

88 If Big Mike actually did become president Hillary die of a brain aneurysm. Touch call but it might be worth it.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 02:32 PM (ZLI7S)

89 They found the radioactive capsule.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (63Dwl)

90 That would have so much irony it could wipe out anemia in North America.

*******

More irony than a Ferrous Bueller movie...

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (ykeLU)

91 Episode Four: Kahless, Myth or Mere Legend?

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (Z0M29)

92 I yearn for the day this mumpy lummox-armed homunculus gets installed on the throne of St. Barack. The worse, the better. Things won't get better with good politicians because things won't *allow* good politicians. So let it all burn in a pit of podcasts and quicklime. Long live the goofy assed poseur with a heart of ichor.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (9UlRk)

93 Jesus, as if I wasn't depressed enough. Good thing that it doesn't matter what communist stooge they "select" to rule over the country. Our goose is cooked, thanks to fraudulent elections.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (sVtYq)

94 Episode Three: That Time I Tackled Joe Theismann
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (jhFDc)

Damn. That is a deep cut.

'They said he looked like Lawrence Taylor- in a wig!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (zZu0s)

95 ...more irony than a Remington Steele reetrospective!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (ykeLU)

96
How can Michelle have two autobiographies?
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 02:26 PM (eGTCV)
______

Think of all the great things she has accomplished since her LAST autobiography!

Yeah, you can't think of anything can you?

THAT'S why she has to write it. To clue the stupid peasants in on her greatness.

Duh!

Posted by: Just Lily at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (GuATe)

97 Episode One: Taming Ball Sweat
Posted by: garrett

If she could give the answer in the first five minutes instead of the last five minutes, I might listen.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (ZVVGW)

98 Hey! When she was in the White House she had to oversee a staff of 500 people who catered to her every whim! That's all the experience anyone needs to manage a country of 330 million people.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (YIVH2)

Don't forget the health program where she starved children.

Posted by: Flyguy at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (VrVjC)

99 Next up: Hollywood will be optioning movie rights to her senior thesis, the literary analogue of Yoko Ono's Greatest Hits.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (jhFDc)

100 Someone last thread commented that there is little to watch on rumble.
Check out the power slap channels.
Just kidding, I had no idea there was such a thing. But there is.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 01, 2023 02:27 PM (jTmQV)

That's.......stupid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

101 89 They found the radioactive capsule.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (63Dwl)

They leave it in the fridge?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:34 PM (zZu0s)

102 Mrs Obama will not run for president.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2023 02:34 PM (0hOvj)

103 Episode 5: From taint to testicles. Does Lume work?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

104 She can have DOCTOR Jill on the podcast and discuss fashion tips.
Posted by: wth

She can have the couchfucker on too.
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (iayUP)

---------

Don't forget Rear Admiral Rachel Levine and Atomic Tranny Dogboy & Luggage Thief Sam Brinton-Freed.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 02:34 PM (OnTgf)

105 ...more irony than a Forged in Fire episode...

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 02:34 PM (ykeLU)

106 Well, this is how we'll know if the Republic is truly lost. This woman is not REMOTELY qualified to be President. She / it has never even had a job, done anything successful. But if they actually nominate her, its over.

I'd be curious what the Bernie bros think of this bullshit.

Posted by: deadrody at February 01, 2023 02:35 PM (kYmXc)

107 Episode Three: That Time I Tackled Joe Theismann
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (jhFDc)

Damn. That is a deep cut.

'They said he looked like Lawrence Taylor- in a wig!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (zZu0s)
____________

I knew you'd like it. I know my audience.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:35 PM (jhFDc)

108 95 ...more irony than a Remington Steele reetrospective!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (ykeLU)

You are going to have to help me out here, Muldoon. Is this an Iron-Steel thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:35 PM (zZu0s)

109 Episode 9: Unhinging your jaw for maximizing intake

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 02:35 PM (iayUP)

110 "Episode One: Taming Ball Sweat
Posted by: garrett "

Episode Two: The Proper Way to Tuck and Hide your Dick

Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2023 02:35 PM (K7FU5)

111 I think she really overestimates herself. She had better hire the best to write the show to make her

1. Likable
2. Interesting

She had a top spot and a fawning press, and she couldn't with some of the best paid professionals and her own "charm" turn that into a real following.

So I'm not sure how she does it now. But this is surely a prelude to challenging Joe for the nomination in her own run for the Presidency.

Which actually makes a lot of sense. Pretty soon when it becomes clear that they risk Trump either way, they are going to take Joe out.

Posted by: mikethemoose at February 01, 2023 02:35 PM (T/vhV)

112 Well, this is how we'll know if the Republic is truly lost. This woman is not REMOTELY qualified to be President. She / it has never even had a job, done anything successful. But if they actually nominate her, its over.

I'd be curious what the Bernie bros think of this bullshit.
Posted by: deadrody at February 01, 2023 02:35 PM (kYmXc)

Its cute you think that's actually ever stopped a Democrat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

113 How many guests will she have that think differently than she does?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 02:35 PM (eGTCV)

114 I was on some website a week ago that had a giant ad banner splashed on the top. It was advertising Big Mike's new autobiography. Her accompanying picture was airbrushed to within an inch of her life. So soft and hazy, without a shred of the harsh, snarling puss she really has.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 01, 2023 02:36 PM (sVtYq)

115 Next Michelle podcast ep: Mastering the Bat'leth.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 02:36 PM (4I/2K)

116 103 Episode 5: From taint to testicles. Does Lume work?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

Never nair your ballsack. That bit of wisdom comes from a dude in college who attempted it before going to a cathouse in Nevada.

*the More You Know star*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:36 PM (zZu0s)

117 As an American patriot I look forward to giving up more of my slice of pie.

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 01, 2023 02:36 PM (DB16e)

118 The Obama's are the King of the Grifters.

You too can have your law license taken away and still keep raking in that sweet grift!!

You too can have an empty resume and have people laud you as the 2nd coming and rake in that sweet grift!!

You too can get Americans killed while you were in Office and continue to rake in that sweet grift!!!

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at February 01, 2023 02:36 PM (4q/mG)

119 She may be a shallow, spiteful, lazy, stupid, arrogant, narcissistic leftard, but at least she's a black woman!
Posted by: Committee for Presidential Candidacy Qualifications at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (UKe2c)

Well, black at least.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023 02:36 PM (tp+tP)

120 She can have DOCTOR Jill on the podcast and discuss fashion tips.
Posted by: wth

She can have the couchfucker on too.
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (iayUP)
---------
Don't forget Rear Admiral Rachel Levine and Atomic Tranny Dogboy & Luggage Thief Sam Brinton-Freed.
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 02:34 PM (OnTgf)
______________

Notice that all this happens after they shut down the Ringling Brothers circus? Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:36 PM (jhFDc)

121 more irony than a Forged in Fire episode...
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 02:34 PM (ykeLU)

More irony that that song by Alanis Morrissette

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 02:36 PM (ChAEn)

122 115 Next Michelle podcast ep: Mastering the Bat'leth.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 02:36 PM (4I/2K)

Kaplagh!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:37 PM (zZu0s)

123 I think she really overestimates herself. She had better hire the best to write the show to make her

1. Likable
2. Interesting
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Hollywood can't write fictional characters that fit either quality these days. Not sure how well they will succeed with a live person.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 02:37 PM (YIVH2)

124 With all of that powerful knowledge Mitch gleaned from the hot lunch program, she's well positioned to sabotage America's remaining supply train and ruin the health of every American citizen.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 02:37 PM (Jg7EG)

125 Episode 10: Submission Scowling

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 02:37 PM (iayUP)

126 Sure, why the hell not? Chocolate Marxrie Antoi ette.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 01, 2023 02:38 PM (trVDr)

127 She will run.
Counting will stop in 8 states at 2am.
Thereafter every precinct in the major cities in those states will report 100% turnout.
With 99% for her.
She will get 98 million votes.

Barack will not let Biden have the "record" for most votes.

Prepare for South Africa and Zimbabwe to become our country. Their own Apartheid, a racial minority brutally ruling.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 01, 2023 02:38 PM (Z3Y9W)

128 125 Episode 10: Submission Scowling
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 02:37 PM (iayUP)

Resting Klingon Bitch Face

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:38 PM (zZu0s)

129 Two reasons it doesn't matter:

She has zero crossover appeal.

Elections don't matter.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 01, 2023 02:38 PM (KbCG3)

130 If Big Mike actually did become president Hillary die of a brain aneurysm. Touch call but it might be worth it.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 02:32 PM (ZLI7S)

To be fair, it doesn't much matter who fills the Oval Office, unless their primary motivation is liberating America from the federal bureaucracy.

Everyone else just reads whatever boilerplate the CIA gives them.

Posted by: Methos at February 01, 2023 02:38 PM (kOpft)

131 103 Episode 5: From taint to testicles. Does Lume work?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

Episode 6: Hiding that Adam's Apple

Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023 02:38 PM (tp+tP)

132 She had a top spot and a fawning press, and she couldn't with some of the best paid professionals and her own "charm" turn that into a real following
_____________

She and Kamala Sutra graduated with honors from the Hillary Clinton School of Charm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:38 PM (jhFDc)

133 I think this is just a money harvest.
She's too lazy to run.
Also, she doesn't have the balls. Just the schlong.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 02:39 PM (XvPQV)

134
How many guests will she have that think differently than she does?
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 02:35 PM (eGTCV)

Oh she'll probably have some David Brooks type ConInc figures on to play the controlled opposition heel.

Some guy to say things like "of course most teachers should be transfreaks, Michelle, but should it be ALL of them? I don't think so. Oh, you do? OK, I'll think so next time. Sorry."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 02:39 PM (oINRc)

135 Episode 11: Your package and the beach.

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 02:39 PM (iayUP)

136
Prepare for South Africa and Zimbabwe to become our country. Their own Apartheid, a racial minority brutally ruling.

--

All I've got left for hope remains in states seceding from this abomination we've turned into.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 01, 2023 02:39 PM (sVtYq)

137 133 I think this is just a money harvest.
She's too lazy to run.
Also, she doesn't have the balls. Just the schlong.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 02:39 PM (XvPQV)

*makes note on Rekieta common question*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:40 PM (zZu0s)

138 Everything these cretins do is money laundering. Speeches, podcasts, netflix specials, books.... it's all just vehicles for moving cash from pot A into pot B. They might as well publish a book of 258 blank pages called "BOOK". And then sell the rights for "BOOK: THE MOVIE". All funded by a riotous cataract of federal money in the guise of "gifts" from various foundations and centers and whatever the fuck else these nematodes use to shuffle their funds around in.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2023 02:40 PM (9UlRk)

139 So she's basically gonna bitch about her shtruggles. Poor thing, so oppressed. Wonder how long it's been since she picked up the check at a restaurant.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 01, 2023 02:40 PM (xPJvm)

140 If any of you have kids or grandkids who are 10 or under, you need to know that YouTube Kids is chockablock full of gender-queer propaganda.

Not only is it there, but the propaganda is right at the top of suggestions even for brand new accounts.

https://bit.ly/3HY970B

Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2023 02:40 PM (eyxn4)

141 Never nair your ballsack. That bit of wisdom comes from a dude in college who attempted it before going to a cathouse in Nevada.

*the More You Know star*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:36 PM (zZu0s)

*nods*

That shit will burn right through that thin scrote skin.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 02:40 PM (XvPQV)

142 With Rona McDaniel still in charge of the RNC, they could clean up a homeless guy, run him, and they will win. There are so many opportunities for election fraud, and nobody doing anything about it, it doesn't matter.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2023 02:40 PM (K7FU5)

143 If they can get Biden, Fetterman, Warnock and Hobbs easily over the finish line, Michelle will be no sweat.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 01, 2023 02:41 PM (Z3Y9W)

144 77 Gawker 2.0 is mort.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2023 02:31 PM (a3Q+t)

They should let Hulk Hogan hand out all the layoff notices.

From the top rope.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2023 02:41 PM (wtvvX)

145 Everything these cretins do is money laundering. Speeches, podcasts, netflix specials, books.... it's all just vehicles for moving cash from pot A into pot B. They might as well publish a book of 258 blank pages called "BOOK". And then sell the rights for "BOOK: THE MOVIE". All funded by a riotous cataract of federal money in the guise of "gifts" from various foundations and centers and whatever the fuck else these nematodes use to shuffle their funds around in.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2023 02:40 PM (9UlRk)

Don't hate the player, hate the game

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 02:41 PM (ChAEn)

146 Hopefully Mike has learned to tame his turgid beast. We've seen enough.
Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 02:32 PM (OUiUM)

Hahaha....his "turgid beast".

Hahaha...good one.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2023 02:41 PM (yEMHD)

147 I really can't wait to hear her tell us about the time she went to see The Color of Purple with a young Barack and cut a hole in the bottom of the XL Tub of Popcorn.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:42 PM (Z0M29)

148 "At some point, the Obamas haven't made enough money."

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 01, 2023 02:42 PM (sVtYq)

149 Well, this is how we'll know if the Republic is truly lost. This woman is not REMOTELY qualified to be President. She / it has never even had a job, done anything successful. But if they actually nominate her, its over.

I'd be curious what the Bernie bros think of this bullshit.
Posted by: deadrody at February 01, 2023 02:35 PM (kYmXc)

I'll say it again: If Michael runs, he'll win. It will be preordained.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at February 01, 2023 02:42 PM (BdMk6)

150
133 I think this is just a money harvest.
She's too lazy to run.
Also, she doesn't have the balls. Just the schlong.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 02:39 PM

This. If that knobby brit betting site is still running I'd short the possibility.

Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2023 02:42 PM (j4U/Z)

151 Michelle wants to be in the picture. Lazy ass and all.
G-d help us if that happens.

Posted by: Ziba at February 01, 2023 02:42 PM (4h9M3)

152 Next, on Life With Michelle: A Life Lived Above the Top Shelf at Target.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 02:42 PM (4I/2K)

153 With Rona McDaniel still in charge of the RNC, they could clean up a homeless guy, run him, and they will win. There are so many opportunities for election fraud, and nobody doing anything about it, it doesn't matter.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2023 02:40 PM (K7FU5)
---
Heh. A very early Bloom County comic story arc had the gang do just that. They cleaned up a bum named "Limekiller" and ran him for POTUS. He was quickly replaced by Bill the Cat (who was dead), which was much funnier.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 02:42 PM (YIVH2)

154 It's based on Obama's tour promoting "The Light We Carry," her recent bestselling book, which featured special guests like Oprah Winfrey, Ellen DeGeneres, Tyler Perry, David Letterman and more.
________________

Best-selling book? Where? In the NYT press room?

And those special guests are all worthless turds.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:43 PM (jhFDc)

155 Everything these cretins do is money laundering. Speeches, podcasts, netflix specials, books.... it's all just vehicles for moving cash from pot A into pot B. They might as well publish a book of 258 blank pages called "BOOK". And then sell the rights for "BOOK: THE MOVIE". All funded by a riotous cataract of federal money in the guise of "gifts" from various foundations and centers and whatever the fuck else these nematodes use to shuffle their funds around in.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2023 02:40 PM (9UlRk)

Merchandising!

Posted by: Yogurt at February 01, 2023 02:43 PM (4I/2K)

156
More irony that that song by Alanis Morrissette
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 02:36 PM (ChAEn)

*SMACK!!!*

Don't DO that!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

157 Ya well...since NO BODY showed up for the in person meet/greets...we are now going to try it online/podcast. B'cause... we got waaaaay toooo much money tied up in this to just write it off as a FAIL.

Posted by: birddog at February 01, 2023 02:43 PM (uAI4S)

158 She is the perfect puppet for office.
Just perfect.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 01, 2023 02:43 PM (TUqTU)

159
I used to think Michelle Obama was too lazy to run for President. After seeing Biden's installation, I understand that this is no longer a consideration.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 01, 2023 02:43 PM (G6qJm)

160 Someone last thread commented that there is little to watch on rumble.

Pretty much the only thing I watch on Rumble are OAN’s Historical Spotlights. (A regular feature on Kara McKinney’s Tipping Point.)

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 01, 2023 02:44 PM (EXyHK)

161 With Rona McDaniel still in charge of the RNC, they could clean up a homeless guy, run him, and they will win.
______________

Leave Fetterman out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:44 PM (jhFDc)

162 Check out the power slap channels.
Just kidding, I had no idea there was such a thing. But there is.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 01, 2023 02:27 PM (jTmQV)

Exactly. Unfortunately, I want to watch needlework and weaving videos. Also, long play aquarium/bird/butterfly videos and the longest they have is about ten minutes.

Now that I'm expanding into homesteading and pixel art I'll check again. I'm not giving up on them, but viewers can't drop YouTube if creators don't move as well. And of course, creators don't want to drop their most reliable source of views. Which I totally understand.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 01, 2023 02:44 PM (nC+QA)

163 Maybe folks will let Michelle's podcast harangue them while they pedal their Peloton bike up a fake video Pyrenees mountain stage.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 02:44 PM (ykeLU)

164 MOHAP!

Posted by: That's No Moon at February 01, 2023 02:44 PM (gaSe6)

165 Interesting timing.

>>Burisma-connected oligarch who funded Zelensky's campaign, acting career raided by Ukrainian security forces

https://tinyurl.com/885awak3

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 02:44 PM (ZLI7S)

166 It's based on Obama's tour promoting "The Light We Carry,"

--

The Light We Carry...Lift Every Voice! It's funny how she paints herself as some Mother Theresa figure when she's anything but.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 01, 2023 02:44 PM (sVtYq)

167 I'm giddy with excitement to learn more about Big Mitch's family recipe for gagh.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 02:45 PM (Jg7EG)

168 What is the over/under on how long until KGP calls Peter Doocy RAYCIS for asking her all these questions she can't answer?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 01, 2023 02:45 PM (CecP5)

169 Michelle ... Obama's fourth term.

Or Valerie Jarrett's fourth term.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 01, 2023 02:45 PM (Cus5s)

170 Best selling book.

Remember when Barack used our tax dollars to buy a shit ton of his books to give out to dignitaries around the world?

Graft does not a best seller make.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

171 Told y'all.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 02:46 PM (/TcAL)

172 The idea of her/him running for president is probably the dems only thought right now. They have no one else, not FJB, not hair gel Gavin and Kamala is a joke. Michelle is someone white females will come out in droves for. She is their ticket.

Posted by: Megthered at February 01, 2023 02:46 PM (BkH30)

173 Michelle could spend the entire campaign vacationing in a tony hotel in the south of Spain and still get elected?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 02:46 PM (eGTCV)

174 Mooch will load these podcasts onto an ipod to give to King Charles on her first visit as president

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 02:47 PM (ChAEn)

175 Maybe folks will let Michelle's podcast harangue them while they pedal their Peloton bike up a fake video Pyrenees mountain stage.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 02:44 PM (ykeLU)

Maybe if they slap a screen bracket on the back of the bike....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2023 02:47 PM (9UlRk)

176 The Light We Carry...Lift Every Voice! It's funny how she paints herself as some Mother Theresa figure when she's anything but.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 01, 2023 02:44 PM (sVtYq)

Heck, Mother Teresa got pushed over when she passed by that dirty tart Princess Diana.

That still pisses me off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:47 PM (zZu0s)

177 Episode 15: broadcasting from the forests of the Pacific Northwest.

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 02:47 PM (v0R5T)

178 149

It doesn't matter if she isn't remotely qualified.
A couple of years ago, she was rated the world's most admired and popular woman. It must have been the gold lame leather thigh high boots and the yellow satin cape.

Posted by: Ziba at February 01, 2023 02:47 PM (4h9M3)

179 Mrs Obama will not run for president.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2023 02:34 PM (0hOvj)

--------

Of course nowadays she doesn't even have to actively run -- just have her name appear on the ballot, live in a basement for two years, and refuse to debate a la F. Joe, Festerman's Lump, and Soros' AZ Butt-Bitch Abortion Hobbyist Hobbs.

Voilà! Obama's 4th and 5th terms ... that will be sufficient to surpass FDR and put the fight on nails in the coffin of the USSA. RIP ...

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 02:47 PM (5ZI3r)

180 Michelle is so charming! She has such style! She's on all the magazine covers. I'd vote for her!

Posted by: -Wine Moms everywhere at February 01, 2023 02:47 PM (fs1hN)

181 Oops. Speaking of deviants, one of our betters in the media just got arrested for child porn and is facing 20 years in the slammer:

https://tinyurl.com/mtjjumca

Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023 02:48 PM (tp+tP)

182 Michelle Obama didn't like living in the WH.

I read that she felt isolated living in the WH for 8 years and that it prepared her for quarantine conditions during Covid.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 02:48 PM (NpAcC)

183 She has a body double so she doesn't have to give speeches or think in front of others.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 01, 2023 02:48 PM (TUqTU)

184 Mooch will load these podcasts onto an ipod to give to King Charles on her first visit as president
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 02:47 PM (ChAEn)
__________

That would be the Ali v. Fraser bout of useless wankers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:48 PM (jhFDc)

185 I used to think Michelle Obama was too lazy to run for President. After seeing Biden's installation, I understand that this is no longer a consideration.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 01, 2023 02:43 PM (G6qJm)

She doesn't have to work, can run her campaign from her basement, giving Zoom interviews to black radio and streaming personalities and will get the 98 million ballots that have already been printed.

She will only have to give a speech every 8 weeks, can travel the world and give face time once every few months.

She can take vacations 2 out of every 4 weeks and she will STILL grow gills on her cock from all the media sucking and slobbering on it the whole time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

186 Bill the Cat/Opus ‘24!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 02:48 PM (Q4jDv)

187 still get elected?

Sorry, I did not intend to uptalk?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 02:48 PM (eGTCV)

188 Dunno if this has already been mentioned but

Jay Inslee, the esteemed Governor of WA tested positive for Covid and has mild symptoms

Prayers for a quick resolution.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 02:49 PM (opN2i)

189 She has a body double so she doesn't have to give speeches or think in front of others.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 01, 2023 02:48 PM (TUqTU)
____________

Wait - there are TWO people who look like that??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:49 PM (jhFDc)

190 "The Light We Carry,"

*********

Why does that remind me of a Klan rally?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 02:49 PM (ykeLU)

191
thumbtacks. thumbtacks. thhhuuuummmmbbbbtttaaacckkkssss.

yeah...

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 01, 2023 02:49 PM (vwCZJ)

192 I, Sasquatch

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 01, 2023 02:49 PM (ppBhU)

193 >>Episode 15: broadcasting from the forests of the Pacific Northwest.

'saaaass-quatch

we know your legend's reeeal'

Posted by: Tenacious-D at February 01, 2023 02:49 PM (Z0M29)

194 159
I used to think Michelle Obama was too lazy to run for President. After seeing Biden's installation, I understand that this is no longer a consideration.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 01, 2023 02:43 PM (G6qJm)

Dems don't have to campaign anymore and they'll still win. Haven't we learned that lesson yet?

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at February 01, 2023 02:49 PM (BdMk6)

195 Obama/Lightfoot 2024.

You heard it here first.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:49 PM (jhFDc)

196 It doesn't matter if she isn't remotely qualified.
A couple of years ago, she was rated the world's most admired and popular woman. It must have been the gold lame leather thigh high boots and the yellow satin cape.
Posted by: Ziba at February 01, 2023 02:47 PM (4h9M3)

So, she dressed like Elvis?

With a bigger cock?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:50 PM (zZu0s)

197 goes beyond the book as Michelle Obama and her friends share personal stories and insights listeners won't encounter anywhere else.

I already watched The Grifters, thanks.

Posted by: spindrift at February 01, 2023 02:50 PM (h5TKJ)

198 47 She can have DOCTOR Jill on the podcast and discuss fashion tips.
Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 02:28 PM (v0R5T)

And upholstery!

Posted by: Flyover at February 01, 2023 02:50 PM (Rbu5d)

199 Deep state clearing the way for Big Mike with operation biden documents...

Posted by: So that'll end well at February 01, 2023 02:50 PM (d0OGn)

200 Next, on Life With Michelle: A Life Lived Above the Top Shelf at Target.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 02:42 PM (4I/2K)
........

"Excuse me, could you grab that item for me?"

"Fuck you, Whitey."

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 02:50 PM (v0R5T)

201 They are not throwing their money at them, they are throwing their customer's and shareholder's money at them. They should be sued for dereliction of their fiduciary responsibilities. Do that and this shit would stop tomorrow.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 01, 2023 02:50 PM (17s+e)

202 I guarantee you I have not heard over 250 actual words spoken by both ubamas ever. I may have read maybe 750.

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2023 02:50 PM (i2P4a)

203 Barack's book "The Umbrella I Carry" was not quite as successful.

Posted by: spindrift at February 01, 2023 02:50 PM (h5TKJ)

204 188 Dunno if this has already been mentioned but

Jay Inslee, the esteemed Governor of WA tested positive for Covid and has mild symptoms

Prayers for a quick resolution.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 02:49 PM (opN2i)

I sense... great desire for a permanent resolution.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:50 PM (zZu0s)

205
The hidden cabal that now selects our presidential puppets clearly wants them to be visibly, ridiculously unfit, to degrade us in front of the world. So, "appearance of competence" is also no longer a consideration.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 01, 2023 02:50 PM (G6qJm)

206 >>I, Sasquatch

There's a really funny little book called
' Sasquatch : I Not Dead '

Makes me laugh every time I thumb through it.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:50 PM (Z0M29)

207 I had a few romantic encounters with white fellas. They proved to be . . . fragile.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at February 01, 2023 02:51 PM (4I/2K)

208 Obama/Lightfoot 2024.

You heard it here first.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:49 PM (jhFDc)

The Dick n' Scissor candidacy. Wonderful.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

209 She has a body double so she doesn't have to give speeches or think in front of others.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 01, 2023 02:48 PM (TUqTU)
____________

DNC HQ: "Quick, get me Lawrence Taylor on the phone!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:51 PM (jhFDc)

210 142 With Rona McDaniel still in charge of the RNC, they could clean up a homeless guy, run him, and they will win. There are so many opportunities for election fraud, and nobody doing anything about it, it doesn't matter.
_____

That doesn't matter! All our contractors will get paid, and I get a new wardrobe and a much needed nip and tuck, that's what matters, rube.

Posted by: Rona McRomney at February 01, 2023 02:51 PM (fs1hN)

211 Let's make sure Michelle is elected. Might as well have the burning times start sooner rather than later.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 01, 2023 02:51 PM (1EFfL)

212 'saaaass-quatch

we know your legend's reeeal'
Posted by: Tenacious-D at February 01, 2023 02:49 PM (Z0M29)

"That was a kick-ass 'In Search Of'!"

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 02:51 PM (ChAEn)

213 Meh,
Given our descent into banana republic status, what difference does it matter who is El Presidente for life.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2023 02:51 PM (9gg1V)

214 >>She has a body double so she doesn't have to give speeches or think in front of others.

It's a good gig. Don't mock.

Posted by: Patrick Ewing at February 01, 2023 02:52 PM (Z0M29)

215 The Penis I Carry & Proper Tucking.

Posted by: Michaelle Obama at February 01, 2023 02:52 PM (17s+e)

216 The Robin wants a gun link in the sidebar is kinda funny.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023

***
In the very early days of Detective Comics' Batman stories, long before Robin appeared, Batman did carry a gun. I've seen at least one DC cover with him gripping an automatic in his gloved hand.

No idea where he holstered it when he wasn't using it, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 02:52 PM (J2vNu)

217 Report: Nikki Haley to Announce for President February 15

https://tinyurl.com/5n7haath

Nikki vs Michelle...lol.

Totally unrelated, I just bought a clown world T-shirt.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 02:52 PM (/TcAL)

218 "Quick recoveries when the untuckit happens."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

219 207 I had a few romantic encounters with white fellas. They proved to be . . . fragile.
Posted by: Michelle Obama
____

She's a Klingon?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 01, 2023 02:53 PM (fs1hN)

220 SASQUATCH

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 02:53 PM (opN2i)

221 Would President Michelle get fellatio or cunilingus from the media?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 02:53 PM (eGTCV)

222 207 I had a few romantic encounters with white fellas. They proved to be . . . fragile.
Posted by: Michelle Obama at February 01, 2023 02:51 PM (4I/2K)

You have to stop breaking them open like a shotgun. You have to ease it in- like a gentleman.

Posted by: Jim Carrey at February 01, 2023 02:53 PM (zZu0s)

223 But she does have buck teeth and a lisp. There's that.

Posted by: Ziba at February 01, 2023 02:53 PM (4h9M3)

224 Clown World T-Shirt:

https://tinyurl.com/4tfnbhs7

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (/TcAL)

225 I remember the old days when Ace would get mad when we called her Sasquatch..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

226 The Boundless Entitlement I Carry

Posted by: Zek at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (5FPX4)

227 It must have been the gold lame leather thigh high boots and the yellow satin cape.

--

I will never forget those hideous boots. She looked like a Star Trek hooker looking for a john on Alpha Centari.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (sVtYq)

228 Would President Michelle get fellatio or cunilingus from the media?
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 02:53 PM (eGTCV)

Ummmmmm....Analingus.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (yEMHD)

229 Surely she'll invite Meghan and the Harry formerly known as Prince.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (TgBWG)

230 She used Michael Jackson's face doctor, but to be darker not lighter.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (TUqTU)

231 I've mentioned this before but the blog, Diogenes Middle Finger, had a photo of Big Mike wearing a huge blue dress

The writing on the dress said, "Property of Dodgers Stadium". For those not getting the joke, the dress was the infield ground cover for the Dodgers.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (Ost2s)

232 "The Light We Carry,"

*********

Why does that remind me of a Klan rally?
Posted by: Muldoon

I have an idea.

Posted by: Lucifer at February 01, 2023 02:55 PM (XF9Gj)

233 So is the second biography for her time as a woman?

Posted by: Roc Doc at February 01, 2023 02:55 PM (bkf/+)

234 I will never forget those hideous boots. She looked like a Star Trek hooker looking for a john on Alpha Centari.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (sVtYq)

Ahhhh. Shore Leave on Alpha Centauri...

Posted by: Captain James T Kirk at February 01, 2023 02:55 PM (zZu0s)

235 Would President Michelle get fellatio or cunilingus from the media?
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 02:53 PM (eGTCV)

Liquor in the rear.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

236 AOC! AOC!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 02:55 PM (Q4jDv)

237 91 Episode Four: Kahless, Myth or Mere Legend?
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:33 PM (Z0M29)

Ep 5: how to keep your bat'leth in sparkling condition!

Posted by: Flyover at February 01, 2023 02:55 PM (Rbu5d)

238 She has a body double so she doesn't have to give speeches or think in front of others.

I told them I wasn't renewing my contract, and I already returned the wig.

Posted by: Shaquille O'Neal at February 01, 2023 02:55 PM (gaSe6)

239 Oops. Speaking of deviants, one of our betters in the media just got arrested for child porn and is facing 20 years in the slammer:

https://tinyurl.com/mtjjumca
Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023

***
ABC's James Meek? Why is that name familiar to me?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 02:55 PM (J2vNu)

240 Heya Sponge.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 02:55 PM (/TcAL)

241 {{{{SMH}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

242 ABC's James Meek? Why is that name familiar to me?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 02:55 PM (J2vNu)

He's slated to inherit the earth

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (ChAEn)

243 That woman will get out of control. She will get out of control and we will be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (KATBx)

244 Episode 17: My 10 Favorite Yoga Poses

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (ykeLU)

245 >> I remember the old days when Ace would get mad when we called her

...anything. Really.

I think he was dating a chick who was offended by his audience, at the time.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (Z0M29)

246 I remember the old days when Ace would get mad when we called her Sasquatch..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

Or General Urko.

Posted by: Dr. Zaius at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (yEMHD)

247 ABC's James Meek? Why is that name familiar to me?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 02:55 PM (J2vNu)

The Meek shall pollute the earth.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (eGTCV)

248 >>>There's a really funny little book called
' Sasquatch : I Not Dead '

Makes me laugh every time I thumb through it.

Posted by: garrett

>I was at the grocery store stocking up on supplies and I bumbled into the line with a checker from Georgia who wanted to talk about Big Foot. She was on the hunt and was convinced she'll find one.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (Jg7EG)

249 James Gordon Meek. That name does sound really familiar...

Posted by: Captain James T Kirk at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (zZu0s)

250 Interesting timing.

>>Burisma-connected oligarch who funded Zelensky's campaign, acting career raided by Ukrainian security forces

https://tinyurl.com/885awak3

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 02:44 PM (ZLI7S)
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Bongino has been crushing it today on the Biden Crime Family corruption in Ukraine, and speculates that Trump was set up with the Ukrainian phone call as an excuse to impeach him and -- as with the Russian collusion hoax to distract from Hillary's crimes -- as a way to distract from Biden's crimes.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 02:57 PM (pfFc5)

251 Oops. Speaking of deviants, one of our betters in the media just got arrested for child porn and is facing 20 years in the slammer:

https://tinyurl.com/mtjjumca
Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023

What jurisdiction? My bet is he never goes to trial and the court dismisses all charges with "time served" and a $400 fine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

252 245 >> I remember the old days when Ace would get mad when we called her

...anything. Really.

I think he was dating a chick who was offended by his audience, at the time.
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (Z0M29)

Even ewoks think with their dicks.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 01, 2023 02:57 PM (eYoxG)

253 You go girl!

Posted by: white alcoholic wine moms at February 01, 2023 02:57 PM (rJ48h)

254 I think he was dating a chick who was offended by his audience, at the time.
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (Z0M29)

Well, to be fair, we are a decent litmus test.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:58 PM (zZu0s)

255 But she does have buck teeth and a lisp. There's that.
Posted by: Ziba at February 01, 2023 02:53 PM (4h9M3)

*twweeet*

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at February 01, 2023 02:58 PM (v0R5T)

256 Report: Nikki Haley to Announce for President February 15

https://tinyurl.com/5n7haath

Nikki vs Michelle...lol.

Totally unrelated, I just bought a clown world T-shirt.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 02:52 PM (/TcAL)
_______________

Why not the ~~best worst?~~

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 02:58 PM (jhFDc)

257 OT but I'd love to see a series of clips of the different, phony accents Ol' Sh*tpants has adopted over the years. He started his career sounding like a smarmy, East coast radio announcer from the 1940s and some time in the past two years seems to have shifted to Authentic Frontier Gibberish.

Posted by: Zek at February 01, 2023 02:58 PM (5FPX4)

258 Doof!

I didn't see that episode, but I have a few Tenacious D Bootlegs that have that tune on them and it is awesome.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:58 PM (Z0M29)

259 The Shine-It-Up-Your-Ass Light, she carries it.

Posted by: Ziba at February 01, 2023 02:58 PM (4h9M3)

260 OT but I'd love to see a series of clips of the different, phony accents Ol' Sh*tpants has adopted over the years. He started his career sounding like a smarmy, East coast radio announcer from the 1940s and some time in the past two years seems to have shifted to Authentic Frontier Gibberish.
Posted by: Zek at February 01, 2023 02:58 PM (5FPX4)

The Sheriff Is Near!

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at February 01, 2023 02:59 PM (yEMHD)

261 Lamont/Chuy ‘24!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 02:59 PM (Q4jDv)

262 The Department of Justice has arrested former ABC News producer James Meek for transporting images of child pornography, nine months after the FBI raided his home and took several of his electronic devices.

Meek, 53, a celebrated investigative reporter, resigned from the network via email just hours after heavily-armed agents swooped on his penthouse apartment in Arlington, Virginia, in April.
____________

No consensual search this time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 03:00 PM (jhFDc)

263 The Shine-It-Up-Your-Ass Light, she carries it.
Posted by: Ziba at February 01, 2023 02:58 PM (4h9M3)

You never know when you'll need to go in search of a CNN or MSNBC personality.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

264 I'll bet Depak Chopra wrote the Light We Carry.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 03:00 PM (eGTCV)

265 Maybe the grift will be sufficient to line this bulldyke tranny’s pockets so she ignores a WH run.

I know the answer. It is never enough

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 01, 2023 03:00 PM (HsUjT)

266 >>Well, to be fair, we are a decent litmus test.

The Best, Jerry!

Posted by: Kenny Banya at February 01, 2023 03:00 PM (Z0M29)

267 Lamont/Chuy ‘24!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 02:59 PM (Q4jDv)

Powerful team, but the Pres and VP can't be from the same state.

Posted by: Wally at February 01, 2023 03:00 PM (FJYfm)

268 More like Chip We Carry.

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 03:00 PM (iayUP)

269 Old: Clams got legs!

New: Ewoks got dicks!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (ykeLU)

270 I remember the old days when Ace would get mad when we called her Sasquatch..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

Or General Urko.
Posted by: Dr. Zaius at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (yEMHD)

---------

Chewbacca (or Chewy) FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (pfFc5)

271
aluminum siding. al-u-mini-um si-ding. grape nuts!

yeah...

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (vwCZJ)

272 The idea that the first black female to be president would be anyone other than michelle is preposterous

They would never let anyone take that (cringe) history from them. Especially kamala.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (HsUjT)

273 Doof!

I didn't see that episode, but I have a few Tenacious D Bootlegs that have that tune on them and it is awesome.
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 02:58 PM (Z0M29)

The Tenacious D show on HBO was pretty funny. I have a "backup copy" of the whole series on DVD.

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (ChAEn)

274 162 Polliwog the 'ette - I like watching needlework videos too. Do you needlepoint or cross stitch or both?

Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (DBrN4)

275 Black Lesbian Mayors make the bestest of presidents!

Posted by: Puddihead at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (4vi12)

276
Shes running

Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (CWiKs)

277 Keep it Secret.

Keep it Tucked.

Posted by: Michelle of Many Colors at February 01, 2023 03:02 PM (Z0M29)

278 How about the suckered who but tickets to the live events?

Sure. Attend a concert and at some point the live album will come out. Sit in an audience and listen to Obama and Letterman talk? No thanks.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 01, 2023 03:02 PM (NW9xb)

279 According to legend a fully erect Ewok dick supplies blood to the rest of his body.
Mind you Ewoks started the legend.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 03:02 PM (eGTCV)

280 Shes running
Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (CWiKs)

Naw. That's just her underwear trying to make a quick getaway.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

281 I remember the old days when Ace would get mad when we called her Sasquatch..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

Or General Urko.
Posted by: Dr. Zaius at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (yEMHD)

---------

Chewbacca (or Chewy) FTW!
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (pfFc5)

-------

Patrick Ewing

Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 03:02 PM (CWiKs)

282 OT but I'd love to see a series of clips of the different, phony accents Ol' Sh*tpants has adopted over the years. He started his career sounding like a smarmy, East coast radio announcer from the 1940s and some time in the past two years seems to have shifted to Authentic Frontier Gibberish.
Posted by: Zek at February 01, 2023 02:58 PM (5FPX4)
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He does have the air of a sidewindin' bushwhackin' hornswogglin' cracker croaker.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 01, 2023 03:02 PM (XlE1Z)

283 >>Bongino has been crushing it today on the Biden Crime Family corruption in Ukraine, and speculates that Trump was set up with the Ukrainian phone call as an excuse to impeach him and -- as with the Russian collusion hoax to distract from Hillary's crimes -- as a way to distract from Biden's crimes.

I don't doubt it in the least. Probably not just Biden's crimes either. I keep saying this but most of the country has no idea we helped run a coup in Ukraine in 2014 and our permanent political establishment wants to keep it that way.

And then there are the bio lab and other corruption that was going on in Ukraine. Ukraine is a swamp of corruption that many don't want to see examined.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 03:02 PM (ZLI7S)

284 Biden and Kamala are here to stay. Michelle is window dressing and making bank as usual.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 03:03 PM (5kY3y)

285 Shes running
Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (CWiKs)

Lord help us.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 01, 2023 03:03 PM (DRSnL)

286 281 I remember the old days when Ace would get mad when we called her Sasquatch..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

Or General Urko.
Posted by: Dr. Zaius at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (yEMHD)

Chewbacca (or Chewy) FTW!
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (pfFc5)

Patrick Ewing
Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 03:02 PM (CWiKs)

Mooch

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 03:04 PM (zZu0s)

287 Meek, 53, a celebrated investigative reporter, resigned from the network via email just hours after heavily-armed agents swooped on his penthouse apartment

*******

"Dear Boss I write this note to you to tell you of my plight...

...and I hope you'll understand why Paddy's not at work today!"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 03:04 PM (ykeLU)

288 Kahless the Ungrateful

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 03:04 PM (zZu0s)

289 Would President Michelle get fellatio or cunilingus from the media?
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 02:53 PM

Embrace the power of and.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2023 03:04 PM (HK5Lu)

290 I don't doubt it in the least. Probably not just Biden's crimes either. I keep saying this but most of the country has no idea we helped run a coup in Ukraine in 2014 and our permanent political establishment wants to keep it that way.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 03:02 PM (ZLI7S)

Glenn Beck did a really good breakdown of all of that.

He was ignored.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

291 If they're giving the mooch a podcast she's not going to have time to run. I don't think she'd even be able to do the podcast if she were actually going to run. She'd be announcing pretty soon anyway wouldn't she/it?

Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 03:04 PM (DBrN4)

292 Even less qualifications than her mid-wit husband.

Perfect for the Dem brand.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 01, 2023 03:05 PM (N1tpc)

293 They always use religious imagery. Like clockwork. "Light" my ass

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 03:05 PM (5kY3y)

294 He does have the air of a sidewindin' bushwhackin' hornswogglin' cracker croaker.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 01, 2023 03:02 PM (XlE1Z)

Jack Elam

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 03:05 PM (zZu0s)

295 Chewbacca (or Chewy) FTW!
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (pfFc5)
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Sure, Chewie Rocky Horror got a bad hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a Wookiee.

Posted by: Mace Winnfield at February 01, 2023 03:05 PM (XlE1Z)

296 Danby?! Lonely?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 03:05 PM (zZu0s)

297 Does Mooch have Barry's stutter?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 03:05 PM (eGTCV)

298 290 Glenn Beck was right about everything and yes he was ignored. I really used to love watching and listening to him every day. He got nutty after Trump won however.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 03:05 PM (DBrN4)

299 Late as usual, but no way the Mooch runs or at least runs long. Her books never really sold that well. This podcast will last a little while, but fades out. Everyone on the Democratic side suffers the same problem they did in 2016.
The economy is suffering, but no one can say it with out calling the press liars and Joe being blamed. The press will not be called out and circles the wagons around Joe. They cannot prop him up this time.

Posted by: Picric at February 01, 2023 03:05 PM (zfts9)

300 281 I remember the old days when Ace would get mad when we called her Sasquatch..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

Or General Urko.
Posted by: Dr. Zaius at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (yEMHD)

Chewbacca (or Chewy) FTW!
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (pfFc5)

Patrick Ewing
Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 03:02 PM (CWiKs)

Mooch
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 03:04 PM (zZu0s)

-----

First Lady Lt Commander Whorf

Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 03:06 PM (CWiKs)

301 Does Mooch have Barry's stutter?
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 03:05 PM (eGTCV)

She's used to the size of her dick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

302 Why didn't Han Solo enjoy his steak?

It was Chewy

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 03:06 PM (ChAEn)

303 If they're giving the mooch a podcast she's not going to have time to run. I don't think she'd even be able to do the podcast if she were actually going to run. She'd be announcing pretty soon anyway wouldn't she/it?
Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 03:04 PM (DBrN4)

The advantage to high name recognition is that you don't have to start early.

Posted by: Wally at February 01, 2023 03:06 PM (FJYfm)

304 @Breaking911 · 31 minutes
White House Counsel Ian Sams:

"I think we've been pretty transparent from the very beginning. [...] We have released probably thousands of words of statements."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 03:06 PM (Vwz3I)

305 >>Glenn Beck was right about everything

He's a Mormon. So. Not everything.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 03:06 PM (Z0M29)

306 OK this thread has been going for 40 minutes and I've been laughing the whole time. My face hurts.

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 03:06 PM (v0R5T)

307 As for the podcast. Just more money for the Obamas to fleece from the donors.

Posted by: Picric at February 01, 2023 03:07 PM (zfts9)

308 Lord help us.
Posted by: Jordan61
___

He's kinda tired of our crap, what with killing babies and normalize kiddie rape and all.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 03:07 PM (/TcAL)

309 Ok Garrett, you got me. Agreed.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 03:07 PM (DBrN4)

310 Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (DBrN4)

I do nearly everything that involves yarn or thread except sewing, and I do a little handsewing as well when needed for a project. I started at about 7 compulsively twisting anything fluffy into string and also crocheting. Expanded from there as I became aware of other needlework skills.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 01, 2023 03:07 PM (nC+QA)

311 Maybe she could join the View. Of course they'd have to retitle it. Maybe: "The View Plus One Endlessly Entitled C*nt."
Okay maybe needs some work.

Posted by: Zek at February 01, 2023 03:07 PM (5FPX4)

312 White House Counsel Ian Sams:

"I think we've been pretty transparent from the very beginning. [...] We have released probably thousands of words of statements."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 03:06 PM (Vwz3I)

"Just words....."

- - Plagiarizing Owebama Plagiarizing others

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

313 Glenn Beck did a really good breakdown of all of that.

He was ignored.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

He still hawking food rations for the burning times?

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 03:07 PM (ChAEn)

314 @Breaking911 · 2h
BREAKING: Biden lawyer: FBI search of Biden's Delaware beach home has concluded; no documents with classified markings found - AP

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 03:08 PM (Vwz3I)

315 181 Oops. Speaking of deviants, one of our betters in the media just got arrested for child porn and is facing 20 years in the slammer:

https://tinyurl.com/mtjjumca
Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023 02:48 PM (tp+tP)

the man has no lips.

Posted by: Flyover at February 01, 2023 03:08 PM (Rbu5d)

316 290 Glenn Beck was right about everything and yes he was ignored. I really used to love watching and listening to him every day. He got nutty after Trump won however.
Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 03:05 PM

Nutty is being generous.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2023 03:08 PM (HK5Lu)

317
He still hawking food rations for the burning times?
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 03:07 PM (ChAEn)

No clue. Haven't listened to him in a LONG time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

318
the man has no lips.
Posted by: Flyover at February 01, 2023 03:08 PM (Rbu5d)

He's been searching in young boy's anuses for years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

319 Polliwog, oh wow that's cool. I quilt and sew home dec stuff along with project bags and such. I do knit and crochet a little. I'm mainly a cross stitcher and do enjoy needlepoint but it's hard on my hands pulling heavy yarns through tiny holes.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 03:09 PM (DBrN4)

320 Speaking of washed up pundits. I cringe whenever I see or hear Hew Hewitt. He still has scabs on his chin from Mitt's nut sack.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2023 03:09 PM (HK5Lu)

321 I don't want to run for president, but there are so many people asking me, begging me. And the fact is there was so much work left undone that barack just didn't have time to complete.... i feel called to run... this is OUR time!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 03:10 PM (JglZ8)

322 This podcast will last a little while, but fades out.
_____________

Air America 2.0.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2023 03:10 PM (jhFDc)

323
My face hurts.
Posted by: wth
============

I wish I could feel my face. flower pots, , flower-pottttsss. gorilla glue!

yeah...

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 01, 2023 03:10 PM (vwCZJ)

324 Y'all thought traffic was bad before...

https://tinyurl.com/2p9xh2ep

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 03:10 PM (/TcAL)

325 If they're giving the mooch a podcast she's not going to have time to run. I don't think she'd even be able to do the podcast if she were actually going to run. She'd be announcing pretty soon anyway wouldn't she/it?
Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 03:04 PM (DBrN4)

She won't need to campaign. All she has to do is announce her candidacy. The MFM and a corrupt election system will guarantee a win.

Have you learned nothing from the last two elections?

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at February 01, 2023 03:10 PM (BdMk6)

326 Unless or until Biden is officially out, no one on the Dem side is running.
What's their platform? The economy (that the Dems engineered) sucks? The border (that the Dems essentially erased) is a problem? Our entanglement in the Ukraine (fully Dem supported) is a disaster? Or, the third rail they won't touch, Biden is mentally incompetent?

All those are great reasons for a Republican to run, but what Democrat is going to break with the party on those issues? Whoever does will get slaughtered by Sleepy Joe, which would be the most embarrassing loss imaginable.

Posted by: Wally at February 01, 2023 03:10 PM (FJYfm)

327 You people wonder what happened to Michael Dorn after Startrek TNG ended? Answer, he has had a long run playing Michelle Obama, and he didn't even have to change his Klingon makeup.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 01, 2023 03:11 PM (CecP5)

328 I had the Blaze for years but let it go a few years back.

Didn't Biden go to his beach house not too long ago to remove all the classified documents before the FIB's showed up?

Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 03:11 PM (DBrN4)

329 Y'all thought traffic was bad before...

https://tinyurl.com/2p9xh2ep
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 03:10 PM (/TcAL)

Yet another reason to never own one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

330 Breaking911 · 2h
BREAKING: Biden lawyer: FBI search of Biden's Delaware beach home has concluded; no documents with classified markings found - AP
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 03:08 PM

In other breaking news. Authorities found no drugs at the preannounced and agreed upon drug raid.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2023 03:11 PM (HK5Lu)

331 He still hawking food rations for the burning times?
Posted by: Doof

Like Ace, nobody else will advertise with him.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 03:11 PM (JglZ8)

332 normalize kiddie rape and all.

SoCal: 1500 violent cases dismissed including 3 child sex cases bcuz lack of judges.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 01, 2023 03:11 PM (f1uyw)

333 That really is a good question.

Another one is, "What did you take away as a valuable lesson from reading this book?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 02:29 PM
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That's easy. The white man is the devil.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 01, 2023 03:11 PM (HQt0D)

334 FBI is said not to have found "classified documents" in their search today but, as I speculated, they did find "classified material"

"Consistent with the process in Wilmington, the DOJ took for further review some materials and handwritten notes that appear to relate to his time as VP."

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 03:11 PM (wnpoX)

335 When does Chelsea announce she's running for office?

Posted by: mr tmz at February 01, 2023 03:11 PM (rJ48h)

336
Didn't Biden go to his beach house not too long ago to remove all the classified documents before the FIB's showed up?
Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 03:11 PM (DBrN4)

He actually left Camp David early and took an unscheduled trip there a week or so ago.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

337 She's not running. She's too damn lazy.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at February 01, 2023 03:12 PM (TU8Tj)

338 BREAKING: Biden lawyer: FBI search of Biden's Delaware beach home has concluded; no documents with classified markings found - AP
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 03:08 PM (Vwz3I)

Well no shit. He had a ridiculous amount of time to get rid of them.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 01, 2023 03:12 PM (DRSnL)

339 no documents with classified markings found - AP
Posted by: andycanuck (

Because he moved them all to Wilmington, Martha's Vineyard or Virgin Islands.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 03:12 PM (0vYqC)

340 298 he is back to normal, he admits he got nutty and was crazy wrong about Trump. So there is that. I listen if I happen to be in the car when he is on.

Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 03:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

341 The racism here, racism there, racism everywhere calls will go beyond the present level of crazy of Mooch became president.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 03:12 PM (eGTCV)

342 2024
President: Michelle Obama
Vice President: Bug Powder

Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 01, 2023 03:12 PM (TGPs7)

343 320 Speaking of washed up pundits. I cringe whenever I see or hear Hew Hewitt. He still has scabs on his chin from Mitt's nut sack.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2023 03:09 PM (HK5Lu)

Yeah, that whole 'conservative radio network' they had going on with Medved and bungie tied to Rush was horrible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 03:12 PM (zZu0s)

344 SoCal: 1500 violent cases dismissed including 3 child sex cases bcuz lack of judges.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 01, 2023 03:11 PM (f1uyw)

I should ask my cousin about this. She's a judge in socal.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

345 Yet another reason to never own one.
Posted by: Sponge
__

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 03:12 PM (/TcAL)

346 No documents with classified markings were found because they removed the classified markings.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 03:13 PM (0vYqC)

347 Unbeknownst to me, Biden owns a house in Virginia and may also rent a storage facility there. Now, reporters are speculating that is now or will soon be searched.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 03:13 PM (wnpoX)

348 339 no documents with classified markings found - AP
Posted by: andycanuck (

Because he moved them all to Wilmington, Martha's Vineyard or Virgin Islands.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 03:12 PM (0vYqC)

Of course he did....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 01, 2023 03:13 PM (bs+z0)

349 Schtruggal

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 01, 2023 03:13 PM (OgrpQ)

350 Big Mike and Tank 24!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 03:13 PM (0vYqC)

351 Really Piper? I'm glad, I think I might have to look up his radio program again. I just couldn't take him anymore.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 03:14 PM (DBrN4)

352 This is how the Leftists have rolled for years paying off their elite, books, speeches, .movies.that no one buys

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2023 03:14 PM (xhxe8)

353 Unbeknownst to me, Biden owns a house in Virginia and may also rent a storage facility there. Now, reporters are speculating that is now or will soon be searched.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 03:13 PM (wnpoX)

It will be emptied LONG before anyone of significance gets there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

354 336
He actually left Camp David early and took an unscheduled trip there a week or so ago.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

These things are absolutely not at all related.😂 But seriously, I didn’t expect them to have anything in his vacation home. It makes sense for them to all be in his regular home, or garage or car or whatever.

Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 03:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

355 I really liked Medved back in the day.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 03:14 PM (Q4jDv)

356 At some point you have enough unreadable books.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 03:15 PM (eGTCV)

357 BREAKING: Biden lawyer: FBI search of Biden's Delaware beach home has concluded; no documents with classified markings found - AP
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 03:08 PM (Vwz3I)
================
Not so fast... see @334

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 03:15 PM (wnpoX)

358
These things are absolutely not at all related.😂 But seriously, I didn’t expect them to have anything in his vacation home. It makes sense for them to all be in his regular home, or garage or car or whatever.
Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 03:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

No. It's all about the visitor logs. Biden spends quite a bit of time at home and logs are supposed to be kept. There are no logs at a vacant vacation home. Anyone can come and read and go as they please.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

359 "Unbeknownst to me, Biden owns a house in Virginia and may also rent a storage facility there. Now, reporters are speculating that is now or will soon be searched.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 03:13 PM (wnpoX)"

The fire began in the electrical panel, and quickly spread throughout the house, area safety officials said...

Posted by: AP, Future Edition at February 01, 2023 03:16 PM (5FPX4)

360 355 I really liked Medved back in the day.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 03:14 PM (Q4jDv)

He was a bit of a squish. But it was his voice that was like nails on a chalk board. Him and hannity have that same high pitched, nasal whine to them. It drives me nuts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 03:16 PM (zZu0s)

361 All these searches are another good way of saying he was fully investigated and found squeaky clean.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 03:16 PM (5kY3y)

362 These things are absolutely not at all related.😂 But seriously, I didn’t expect them to have anything in his vacation home. It makes sense for them to all be in his regular home, or garage or car or whatever.
Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 03:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

Notice we don't get any staged photos of the stuff they did find ....No documents floating in the toilet easily readable....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 01, 2023 03:16 PM (bs+z0)

363 I think they will nuke some of us pulling and Oswald on Iran.
Or a similar stunt.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 01, 2023 03:16 PM (F9hu9)

364 He still hawking food rations for the burning times?
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023
*
No clue. Haven't listened to him in a LONG time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023

***
My local formerly-Rush, Hannity station runs Glenn in the late morning. His problem is that his voice is not very distinctive -- rather generic, and unemphatic sometimes. You'd never recognize his voice without "This Is The Glenn Beck Program" in front of it. Rush had a great voice; Hannity's is distinctive. Glenn is neither.

As for Clay and Buck, Rush's successors, they sound too much alike -- I'm never sure which one is which. I notice that with a lot of radio duos.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 03:16 PM (J2vNu)

365 The stock market is a stupid place. Either headline would apply depending on what powell did today:

Stocks, Bonds, & Gold Soar As Powell Shrugs Off Loosening Financial Conditions

Stocks, Bonds, & Gold Soar As Powell Shrugs Off Tightening Financial Conditions

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 03:16 PM (JglZ8)

366 This makes me laugh. I've heard a lot of interviews with her, including a conversation she and her husband had on a podcast (the previous version?)

She hated living in the White House. She hated the intrusions into her life.

If she did run, it would be so she and her ilk could funnel campaign money into "marketing" and "campaign managers" who aren't. Kind of like her friend getting the high-dollar contract to roll out Obamacare.

Worst case scenario would be for her to win the party's nomination and realize that declining would be social suicide.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 01, 2023 03:17 PM (fxCK2)

367 Does he still take volleyballs to kids at the border? Cuz that's a whole lot of fucking volleyballs.

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 03:17 PM (v0R5T)

368 How'd you like to be the Fibbie agents assigned to paw through the Biden diaper pail looking for docs? I'm smiling at the poetic justice.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 03:17 PM (wnpoX)

369 Biden owns a house in Virginia and may also rent a storage facility there.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

The fire began in the electrical panel, and quickly spread throughout the house, area safety officials said...
Posted by: AP, Future Edition

Biden's other home and storage rental did not burn themselves.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 01, 2023 03:17 PM (bJxw1)

370 Cops. Hey, we're going to set up a speed trap at 3:00 on Co Rd 11, we'll be parked in the median behind the massive snowpile.

Me. O.K. I agree to the speed trap.

Media, Breaking, Minnfidel was found to not have been speeding on county road 11!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2023 03:19 PM (HK5Lu)

371 Light sounds kinda racist yall

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 03:19 PM (5kY3y)

372 I've always figured Mike O was too lazy to run for and/or be president. Maybe I'm wrong.

The dems need to ditch the "black" woman who's a heartbeat away from the presidency; at least MO is actually black woman and somewhat less annoying.

Posted by: LASue at February 01, 2023 03:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

373 Throwing cash after trash. Got for it.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 01, 2023 03:20 PM (ytSiK)

374 Things are pop'in off in France after the government started monkeying with pensions...

Is there any government that is making policy in the best interest of it's citizens ... anywhere

Posted by: Haywood at February 01, 2023 03:21 PM (1LOrJ)

375 I gave up on Glenn Beck when he wanted to hand out teddy bears to the illegal invaders, cried on the air like a bitch and kept reminding me he doesn't drink.

Fuck him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2023 03:21 PM (yEMHD)

376 The dems need to ditch the "black" woman who's a heartbeat away from the presidency; at least MO is actually black woman and somewhat less annoying.
Posted by: LASue at February 01, 2023 03:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

Actually I find Kamala less offensive that Mooch. Hmmm. What does the rest of the horde say?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 03:21 PM (zZu0s)

377 How'd you like to be the Fibbie agents assigned to paw through the Biden diaper pail looking for docs? I'm smiling at the poetic justice.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 03:17 PM

I wonder if they found Joe's used girls panty collection as well, not to mention all the shampoo samples.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2023 03:21 PM (HK5Lu)

378 360 Aetius, I feel that way about Mark Levin. Although his voice is not high-pitched, the nasality of it is off the charts. Never had a problem with Medved’s voice.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 03:22 PM (Q4jDv)

379 King Of The Hill to be rebooted on Hulu

Too bad Hulu = Disney

They can go fuck themselves.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 01, 2023 03:23 PM (D25PY)

380 Wish I could have gotten into fucking Princeton.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at February 01, 2023 03:23 PM (24fqN)

381 t least MO is actually black woman and somewhat less annoying.
Posted by: LASue
___

Well, she is black...

The woman part...I don't think so.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 03:23 PM (/TcAL)

382 Anyone think the Deep State is going beyond a shot across Sundowner's bow not to run again?
Maybe getting rid of him early?

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2023 03:23 PM (xhxe8)

383 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 03:22 PM (Q4jDv)

I did not listen to Levin much. Honestly did not listen to Rush all that much, even though I was glad he was out there.

I never really liked listening to politics in my car.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 03:23 PM (zZu0s)

384 360 Aetius, I feel that way about Mark Levin. Although his voice is not high-pitched, the nasality of it is off the charts. Never had a problem with Medved’s voice.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 03:22 PM

Levin's voice drives me crazy. I agree with him most of the time, but STOP YELLING AT ME MARK!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2023 03:23 PM (HK5Lu)

385 Biden's classified docs are gonna be like the Flying Dutchman, always in motion, never pulling into port.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 01, 2023 03:23 PM (1VKLJ)

386 Podcasts can be humbling. People have to listen, or they don't.

Most people won't.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (g69M3)

As Meghan Markel learned the hard way.

Posted by: LASue at February 01, 2023 03:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

387 If she/ he/ it/ they/ runs and wins, can we call xzer public speeches "drag queen story hour"?

Posted by: JQ at February 01, 2023 03:24 PM (o0Fxd)

388 King Of The Hill to be rebooted on Hulu

Too bad Hulu = Disney

They can go fuck themselves.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 01, 2023 03:23 PM (D25PY)

Serious question. Is Mike Judge still involved or did he sell out?

Disney destroys everything it gets it's hands on, so.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

389 I don't understand how Hillary is allowing this new generation of upstarts to steal her thunder.

I'm beginning to think we need a ruthless old whore in the White House, once again, we someone who can assassinate dictators and laugh about it on TV.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 03:24 PM (Jg7EG)

390
A.I. Voice simulation and Mooshell's podcast. Coincidence?

An actual timeline of how she and Bathhouse Barry currently while away the hours would be interesting.

Speeches? Meetings? Super complicated executive stuff?

Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2023 03:24 PM (j4U/Z)

391 Well, she is black...

The woman part...I don't think so.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 03:23 PM (/TcAL)

"If she is a woman, she has the worst case of hemorrhoid's I have ever seen!"

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 03:25 PM (zZu0s)

392 382 Anyone think the Deep State is going beyond a shot across Sundowner's bow not to run again?
Maybe getting rid of him early?
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2023 03:23 PM (xhxe

I did at first but now I think all this is to clear Joe so there will be no more looking into it

Posted by: It's me donna at February 01, 2023 03:25 PM (bs+z0)

393
I gave up on Glenn Beck when he wanted to hand out teddy bears to the illegal invaders, cried on the air like a bitch and kept reminding me he doesn't drink.

-----

Don't forget "works with MonsterTech to cancel conservatives." Or "appears completely insane half the time."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 03:25 PM (oINRc)

394 I've never thought that Michelle would ever run for President as she's lazy, has a general disdain for the US, and absolutely hates 50% of the population - at the very least. I've changed my mind. As Joe and his handlers have shown us, she really doesn't have to put much work in to be "elected". She can campaign from her mansion due to "reasons" and just show up occasionally in person. Her actual Presidency will just be a continuation of her husband's along with Jarrett and gang, with her being the face of his Marxist beliefs.

Posted by: Cheri at February 01, 2023 03:25 PM (oiNtH)

395 In case you were wondering:

Though no longer widely distributed in the U.S., Carling Black Label remains the official beer of Beer Frisbee.

However, I have no idea what 'beer frisbee' is......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

396 Speaking of radio guys, Tucker had Jimmy Dore on last night where he gave the left wing version of what's going on in Ukraine. A lot in common with views expressed here regarding military industrial complex, but some of his statements were stereotypical lefty college dorm nutty.

Second look at lefty college dorm nutty?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 01, 2023 03:26 PM (fs1hN)

397 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 03:26 PM (zZu0s)

398 I use s/h/it, myself.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 03:26 PM (Vwz3I)

399 [Carl psychically probes the captured alien, Michelle Obama]

Carl: It's afraid. It's afraid.

[everyone cheers]

Posted by: Starship Troopers at February 01, 2023 03:26 PM (4I/2K)

400 >> Wish I could have gotten into fucking Princeton.

I got into Princeton.

I went to Arizona. Much better choice.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2023 03:27 PM (Z0M29)

401 Surely you can pay some rando to write some code that artificially inflates the number of times your podcast has been downloaded.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 01, 2023 03:27 PM (SBspQ)

402 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

403 >>Serious question. Is Mike Judge still involved or did he sell out?

Disney destroys everything it gets it's hands on, so.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

He is still involved.

https://tinyurl.com/2hu7kwz6

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 01, 2023 03:27 PM (D25PY)

404 I gave up on Glenn Beck when he wanted to hand out teddy bears to the illegal invaders, cried on the air like a bitch and kept reminding me he doesn't drink.

Fuck him.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2023 03:21 PM

I remember that. Then he was saying you were a piece of shit if you took issue with him. He went off the rails. I also loathe Hugh Hewitt and his Mittens load filled burn victim mouth. I used to listen to Beck, Hewitt, Medved, Rush and Praeger. I still like Praeger and miss Rush but the rest are all Hot Air to me now. (Disclamier, I have nothing against Medved, just not on the station I get)

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2023 03:28 PM (HK5Lu)

405 Big Mike is the set of balls the Communists have longed for.....
No matter how hard they tried even the Dems knew 0 was a stoner with enthusiastically packed fudge. AWOL. Often.
Big Mike has the equipment and the hate to seal the Commie deal

Posted by: Voter theater. at February 01, 2023 03:28 PM (/FJ1m)

406 380 380 Wish I could have gotten into fucking Princeton.
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at

I got into Berkeley. Not technically Ivy League, but should still help level set the amount of impressive Ivy League really is!

I didn’t go there, btw. I ended up at TAMU.

Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 03:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

407 Ron DeSantis@GovRonDeSantis
The Framework for Freedom budget abolishes sales tax for:
- Baby necessities including diapers, wipes, clothes, strollers and cribs
- Over-the-counter pet medications
- Gas stoves

-
Gas stoves?!!! Ahooga! Ahooga! Man your battle stations!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 03:28 PM (FVME7)

408 ....with her being the face of his Marxist beliefs.
-------

Ugh, and what a face it is.

However, I must give s/ h/ i/ t/ credit for a least trying to look female, unlike the other dragqueens who simply look demonic.

Posted by: JQ at February 01, 2023 03:30 PM (o0Fxd)

409 Posted by: Jaimo at February 01, 2023 03:09 PM (DBrN4)

Yeah, the repetitive motion injuries are a real thing. That's why I try to have multiple projects that take different motions.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 01, 2023 03:30 PM (nC+QA)

410 Not just women experience menopause. Michelle is proof

Posted by: Chicago Vota at February 01, 2023 03:31 PM (mbH6j)

411 I've never thought that Michelle would ever run for President as she's lazy, has a general disdain for the US, and absolutely hates 50% of the population - at the very least. I've changed my mind. As Joe and his handlers have shown us, she really doesn't have to put much work in to be "elected". She can campaign from her mansion due to "reasons" and just show up occasionally in person. Her actual Presidency will just be a continuation of her husband's along with Jarrett and gang, with her being the face of his Marxist beliefs.
Posted by: Cheri at February 01, 2023 03:25 PM (oiNtH)

Ditto.
Dems no longer run. They are Dominion designated by Kalorama Kontrol,

Posted by: Voter theater. at February 01, 2023 03:31 PM (/FJ1m)

412 WaPo has its thumb on the nation's pulse!

Dave Clarke@davecclarke
The GOP base is still resentful over the covid response and they’re not ready to move on.

-
Geez! You kill a few grandparents and destroy the economy and, right away, they're all pissed off!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 03:33 PM (FVME7)

413 More proof if any is needed that the presidency to those in DC's power corridors is just a puppet. The job can be filled by anyone who'll do as they're told and make semi-intelligent noises when called upon to do so.

Biden is becoming a liability in that regard, so they're looking elsewhere, but what qualifies MO to be president other that her married name? Nothing. She would, however, do as she's told and make semi-intelligent noises when called upon to do so.
Good enough for the inner circles.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 01, 2023 03:51 PM (FCbAQ)

414 I used to disregard the threat of a Mobama presidency but she must look at Biden and think, "WTF is so difficult about this anyway?" and "Why not?" Actually, her hubby just read off the teleprompter and made publicity appearances shielded by an adoring press and it probably wasn't all that difficult for him, either.

Posted by: AMartel at February 01, 2023 03:59 PM (bBOtY)

415 286 281 I remember the old days when Ace would get mad when we called her Sasquatch..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

Or General Urko.
Posted by: Dr. Zaius at February 01, 2023 02:56 PM (yEMHD)

Chewbacca (or Chewy) FTW!
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 03:01 PM (pfFc5)

Patrick Ewing
Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 03:02 PM (CWiKs)

Mooch
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 03:04 PM (zZu0s)

Weapons Officer M'Chell.

Episode XVII: Gagh is best served live.

Posted by: Rowsdower Believes Ray Epps is a Fed and Ashli Bennett is Crispus Attucks at February 01, 2023 04:07 PM (gDNV7)

416 If she runs… she’ll win.

Posted by: PaterNovem at February 01, 2023 04:11 PM (3YGdZ)

417 Wait for the big Fan Fair by the M.S. Media who always swoon for the Democrats

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