FBI Searching for Classified Documents at Joe Biden's Beach House

Another "consensual" search, except that they'll get a warrant if you object to it.

FBI agents on Wednesday reportedly searched President Joe Biden's Delaware beach house for classified documents.

According to CBS News, agents showed up at Biden's home at Rehoboth Beach on Wednesday to conduct the search, which was consensual and planned with Biden's attorneys in advance.

It's always been FBI protocol to give the target of an investigation a heads-up about when and where you'll be searching for evidence that can be used to prosecute him. It only makes sense, you know?

The search comes after reports this week that the FBI searched Biden's Washington, D.C., think tank, the Penn Biden Center, in mid-November as part of the documents probe. The White House had failed to disclose that the search took place.
"Today, with the President's full support and cooperation, the DOJ is conducting a planned search of his home in Rehoboth, Delaware," Bob Bauer, a personal attorney for Biden, said in a statement.
...
Biden's representatives have claimed that they searched Biden's Rehoboth residence but did not find any classified materials.

The heads-up from law enforcement probably made a certainty of that outcome.

Meanwhile:

Via Twitchy's DougP., the White House called a "brunch lid" until 12:30 PM. A "lid" means they won't be answering press questions or holding events.

Sounds like Biden doesn't want to talk about the "consensual" search of his precious vacation house.

Even the leftwing media is complaining that Scranton Joe won't answer questions about all the classified documents he was storing next to his Corvette, which he calls the Fucksled.

Karine Jean-Pierre, who is an idiot, said nuh-uh, he's totally answering questions.

KRISTEN WELKER: Very quickly, the President had said he was going to talk to us about this soon. He did make brief comments last week. But does he have any plans to answer the questions that we've been posing to him, to perhaps hold a press conference so that we can ask him a range of questions --
MS. JEAN-PIERRE: Understand --
KRISTEN WELKER: -- that he can answer some of those questions?
MS. JEAN-PIERRE: I totally understand the question. I don't have anything to preview right at this time on -- on any any opportunities for the President to address this. But as you all know -- and I know questions were shouted earlier -- there's many opportunities that you all have with him where he takes your -- takes all of your questions, and he has over the past two weeks.
KRISTEN WELKER: But he hasn't answered questions about this.
MS. JEAN-PIERRE: No, I understand.
KRISTEN WELKER: We've been shouting them.
MS. JEAN-PIERRE: No, he's answered -- actually, when he was in California, he took a ques- -- he took a question.
KRISTEN WELKER: Yeah, in California. In California.
MS. JEAN-PIERRE: When he was in Mexico City, he was asked. He took a question the day after that.
KRISTEN WELKER: Twice.
MS. JEAN-PIERRE: No, but the day after that he took a question. So, I'm just saying that -- it's not that he hasn't addressed this at all. He has. I just don't have anything to preview on a, you know, potential press -- press conference or anything like that or an opportunity that you all will have to hear from him directly.
But, again, he has been asked a question a couple of times, and he's answered it. And you all have heard from him on that.

"Sometimes when a reporter shouts a question at him on his way to the helicopter to go on another vacation, he gives that shitty grin of his and mumbles something about the reporter being fat."

Biden won't answer questions, and of course Karine Jean-Pierre won't answer questions. Everything is referred to the White House Counsel, who also refuses to answer questions.

Karine Jean-Pierre won't even come close to answering why Biden didn't notify the public of his hidden classified documents when he originally found out on November 2nd — just before the midterm elections. pic.twitter.com/pWEUmoV9JC
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) January 27, 2023

Biden spokesman John Kirby says he's "gonna defer most of the classified documents questions" to Karine Jean-Pierre (who has so far been unable to answer even the most basic questions about the Biden classified documents scandal). pic.twitter.com/U07okzvNaY
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) January 25, 2023

She also refused to say if Biden was conducting a cover-up or not.

She's just absolutely insufferable. It would be funny if she weren't such an obnoxiously stupid tw@t.

The African reporter Simon Ateba that Karine Jean-Pierre refuses to ever call on notes that Karine ignored his raised hand, to call upon a white man (James Rosen) who did not have his hand up and did not have a question at all. Note that the video shows John Kirby at the podium, but Karine is standing next to him, actually selecting which reporters will be allowed to ask questions.

One more from Green Karine the Gaffe Machine:

Karine Jean-Pierre claims Republicans are trying to stop Biden’s “success” on the border 🤨 pic.twitter.com/BkeIBkb90m
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) January 27, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 01:11 PM

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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 01:10 PM (LvTSG)

2 Huh, amazing amount of repeat searches. Almost like they keep finding stuff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:11 PM (zZu0s)

3

Joe who?

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 01, 2023 01:11 PM (vwCZJ)

4 My guess is that the DOJ has a list of missing documents that Biden is believed to have, and Biden won't turn the docs over when they ask him, "is that everything?"

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 01, 2023 01:12 PM (o3nJP)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

6 I guess "FBI puts on a show at Joe Biden's Beach House" doesn't sound as good.

But that's what this is. His lawyers and whatnot have had *weeks* to go clean up. The FBI will put on their show and find nothing (or nothing important). All part of the Great American Shell Game.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 01:13 PM (t0OGg)

7 BTW I feel like Republicans who announce that Republicans aren't about "Cancel Culture" are there to disarm us from a very useful tool.

It's not like the Left is going to stop if we do.

That's not how that works. Where leftards, commutards and wokeism (birm) are concerned, cancel the fuck away. I'm a "hypocrite". I don't GAF.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 01:13 PM (5qkYi)

8 I demand a guns drawn FBI raid at 4 am........Just for fairness.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Also nothing will happen

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 01:13 PM (5qkYi)

10 Even the leftwing media is complaining that Scranton Joe won't answer questions about all the classified documents he was storing next to his Corvette, which he calls the Fucksled.
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*snort*
https://youtu.be/csLgaK20SSY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 01:14 PM (t0OGg)

11 "agents showed up at Biden's home ... to conduct the search, which was consensual and planned with Biden's attorneys in advance."

Planning is always good. Prevents inadvertent shootouts btw FBI and Secret Service.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at February 01, 2023 01:14 PM (24fqN)

12 4 My guess is that the DOJ has a list of missing documents that Biden is believed to have, and Biden won't turn the docs over when they ask him, "is that everything?"
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 01, 2023 01:12 PM (o3nJP)

More likely to my thought: they want to cover this up and minimize any fallout. Biden is in bed up to his halo with China. They seem to be waking up to how not good China is. So, every search, they keep finding more and more stuff. The searches will continue until they stop finding stuff- because this asshole has had what 50 years to acrue secret documents he wanted to sell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:14 PM (zZu0s)

13 Someone Big is afraid Biden has docs that will implicate Someone Big.

Posted by: davidt at February 01, 2023 01:14 PM (SYTee)

14 She's not very good at her job, this KJP, is she?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 01:14 PM (4I/2K)

15 They were locked up right next to my Schwinn three speed beach cruiser. I mean it. I'm serious. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Not Joking at February 01, 2023 01:15 PM (SBspQ)

16 Biden's daughter loses her diary.

Hunter loses his laptop.

Joey Oatmeal leaves classified documents laying around like Tiger Beat magazines at a 1974 sorority house.

What a shit show.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 01:15 PM (lf83v)

17 Sure is weird how Lunch Box Joe from Scranton Hardscrabble seems to have all these different properties.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 01, 2023 01:15 PM (wb1YC)

18 Plus, Biden is incompetent at this point, and is corrupt as fuck, they probably do not trust him to tell them where everything is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:15 PM (zZu0s)

19 My guess is that the DOJ has a list of missing documents that Biden is believed to have, and Biden won't turn the docs over when they ask him, "is that everything?"

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 01, 2023 01:12 PM (o3nJP)

I bet the feebs "going after" Biden and compiling lists of very important documents and keeping things all on the up and up are also in charge of icewater in hell.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 01:15 PM (5qkYi)

20 "She's not very good at her job, this KJP, is she?"

She's an idiot. Perfect spokeswhore for this administration.

Posted by: Bosk at February 01, 2023 01:15 PM (ZVuYy)

21 KJP, can you confidently list a place where Joe Biden has NOT improperly kept classified materials?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 01, 2023 01:16 PM (z99Zw)

22 MS. JEAN-PIERRE: No, but the day after that he took a question. So, I'm just saying that -- it's not that he hasn't addressed this at all. He has. I just don't have anything to preview on a, you know, potential press -- press conference or anything like that or an opportunity that you all will have to hear from him directly.
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I wonder if anyone in the press pool has ever acknowledged - even to themselves, after a long night hard and depressed drinking - that Trump routinely went on marathon bouts with the press and took all questions from all comers, and the current guy - their guy - sends out a dumbass press secretary to split hairs on the topic of his communicativeness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 01:16 PM (t0OGg)

23

Where are we?

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 01, 2023 01:16 PM (vwCZJ)

24 It's almost a shame the way the WH press corps are being treated. It's a shame it's not even more degrading for them.

Posted by: Roy at February 01, 2023 01:16 PM (rqgpJ)

25 She's not very good at her job, this KJP, is she?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 01:14 PM (4I/2K)

Depends what her job is.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 01:16 PM (5qkYi)

26 Were they in a dossier?

Posted by: Just Wondering at February 01, 2023 01:16 PM (SBspQ)

27 Joe Biden to FBI agents: “Hey, you wanna search my underwear drawer? Because I’m pretty sure I left some ‘material’ in there.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 01:16 PM (Q4jDv)

28 16 Biden's daughter loses her diary.

Hunter loses his laptop.

Joey Oatmeal leaves classified documents laying around like Tiger Beat magazines at a 1974 sorority house.

What a shit show.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 01:15 PM (lf83v)

Menudo posters in the late 80s.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:16 PM (zZu0s)

29 An informant/defendant has already spilled the beans on the documents missing, and the FBI is scrambling to ensure that they are destroyed.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2023 01:16 PM (lTGtQ)

30 Karine Jean-Pierre claims Republicans are trying to stop Biden�s �success� on the border

Well, looking at this administration and the state of the country right now, I would say that judging by their definition of the word success, she's spot on.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

31 Molson's Labe.
🍺 ⚔️

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 01:17 PM (Vwz3I)

32 She's not very good at her job, this KJP, is she?

***

To be fair, it's not like the guy she works for spends his free time moving objects with his mind.

They had to find someone dumber than Joe and it was either her or a throw pillow on the couch in the Oval office.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 01, 2023 01:17 PM (wb1YC)

33 "FYNQ" is an answer of sorts

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2023 01:17 PM (xhaym)

34 Where is that box o docs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN307ssGLuc

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 01, 2023 01:17 PM (TuwZN)

35 Doesn't Joe have to rest and get medicated up for the State of the Union Speech?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 01:17 PM (eGTCV)

36 Isn't Kremlinology...I mean...DC-ology fun?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 01:17 PM (XvPQV)

37 One more from Green Karine the Gaffe Machine:
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LOL. I actually almost (not quite, but almost) feel bad about making fun of her. She's so dull-normal she's almost retarded. It seems almost unfair. Like sand-blasting a soup cracker.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 01:17 PM (t0OGg)

38 Maybe people will catch on when they put Durham on this "investigation".

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 01:17 PM (5qkYi)

39 Man, it's time for Mitch McConnell to step into the Senate Well and demand Biden's impeachment, or something.

Posted by: mrp at February 01, 2023 01:18 PM (rj6Yv)

40
She's an idiot. Perfect spokeswhore for this administration.
Posted by: Bosk at February 01, 2023 01:15 PM (ZVuYy)

She actually structures her sentences better than the VP does.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

41 "Republicans trying to stop Brandons success at the border"

Those talking points went out quick. So far in the Border hearings Ive heard at least 3 versions of this used by the commies.

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 01, 2023 01:18 PM (DB16e)

42 By the way, Dry January is officially over.

Thank God.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 01:18 PM (lf83v)

43
Yeah, well, now the documents go through the "process" so our great grandchildren will get to see redacted versions in about 2075.

Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2023 01:18 PM (j4U/Z)

44 KJP defers to JK defers to KJP. This is a violation of the deference transitivity axiom.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at February 01, 2023 01:18 PM (24fqN)

45
But does he have binders full of classified documents??

I think not.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at February 01, 2023 01:19 PM (VcM80)

46 My guess is that the DOJ has a list of missing documents that Biden is believed to have, and Biden won't turn the docs over when they ask him, "is that everything?"
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 01, 2023 01:12 PM (o3nJP)

I am going to guess the DOJ will sit on all the documents until Biden or eventually Harris (OR future President Yellen) declass them, so they can be destroyed legally

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2023 01:19 PM (xhaym)

47 FBI Agents Are Searching Biden's Home When and where does this nonsense stop? And who authorized this? Meanwhile, there are STILL two or three homes of tfg's that have NEVER been searched.

an aggressive special council would do this...

And if they find any evidence of "other" crimes, they will pursue those, no matter how trivial. Garland really didn't think this through. He must not remember ken starr. The fbi could search ANYONE's home and find evidence of a crime!

I could be wrong, but I think they are setting up to go into Bedminster and Trump Tower. Biden allowed a search of ALL properties.... now you.

So you can search a sitting president's home?!?! How many of these agents are MAGAts. Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at February 01, 2023 01:19 PM (D2j2d)

48 Lesbomuppet is just going to defer every question to the Just Us Department

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 01, 2023 01:19 PM (flINI)

49 By the way, Dry January is officially over.

Thank God.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 01:18 PM (lf83v)

Not for everyone!!

Posted by: Joy Behar at February 01, 2023 01:19 PM (5qkYi)

50 Come on guys.
How can you trust transparency if you can't see it?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2023 01:19 PM (anj39)

51 She actually structures her sentences better than the VP does.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)
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Yeah. I shake my head in contemptuous near-disbelief when KJP talks, but I don't clutch my own temples and shout, "PLEASE, OH PLEASE! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!" like I do with the vacuous bimbo sitting in the VP's chair.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 01:19 PM (t0OGg)

52 I wonder if anyone in the press pool has ever acknowledged - even to themselves, after a long night hard and depressed drinking - that Trump routinely went on marathon bouts with the press and took all questions from all comers, and the current guy - their guy - sends out a dumbass press secretary to split hairs on the topic of his communicativeness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 01:16 PM

They seem short on introspection.

Posted by: huerfano at February 01, 2023 01:19 PM (dTFZY)

53 Karine Jean-Pierre won't answer questions.

Because they're raycisst.

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre Van Damme at February 01, 2023 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

54 Either she is shrinking or her Mop Top is growing.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 01:20 PM (ykeLU)

55 I wonder if anyone in the press pool has ever acknowledged - even to themselves, after a long night hard and depressed drinking - that Trump routinely went on marathon bouts with the press and took all questions from all comers, and the current guy - their guy - sends out a dumbass press secretary to split hairs on the topic of his communicativeness.

***

I said back in 2016 that Trump had already done more unscripted off the cuff speaking running for president than Obama had done in 8 years.

Obama had the teleprompter. Biden has a See & Say.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 01, 2023 01:20 PM (wb1YC)

56 She's an idiot. Perfect spokeswhore for this administration.
Posted by: Bosk

It's a requirement for the Biden administration. And Joe leads the way.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 01:20 PM (FVME7)

57 ... And if they find any evidence of "other" crimes, they will pursue those, no matter how trivial. Garland really didn't think this through. He must not remember ken starr. The fbi could search ANYONE's home and find evidence of a crime! ...
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at February 01, 2023 01:19 PM (D2j2d)
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And oddly, they still think Trump's guilty as sin because the FBI said so.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 01:20 PM (t0OGg)

58 54 Either she is shrinking or her Mop Top is growing.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 01:20 PM (ykeLU)

Her hair feeds on her brain.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 01:20 PM (eGTCV)

59 You know, Democrats think she's Marvelous and Joe Biden is the Most Successful President Ever.

Posted by: Synova at February 01, 2023 01:21 PM (BD/yx)

60 ... So you can search a sitting president's home?!?! How many of these agents are MAGAts. Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at February 01, 2023 01:19 PM (D2j2d)
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None. Not a single one of them. I have no actual proof of that, but I don't need it. They're FBI.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 01:21 PM (t0OGg)

61 Molson's Labe.
🍺 ⚔️
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 01:17 PM (Vwz3I)

Mrs D is annoyed that I lol'd so loudly.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2023 01:21 PM (anj39)

62 48 “Lesbomuppet.” LOL

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 01:21 PM (Q4jDv)

63 One of these days, the Washington Press Corps just needs to walk out on her.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 01:21 PM (lf83v)

64 Box o' Docs, It's an 18 wheeler box full, electrons too.

Biden documents scandal includes 1850 Boxes, enough to fill a tractor trailer, plus 415 GB of electronic records! The Senate Intelligence Committee is demanding Biden turn these documents over, but they are refusing to do so
Bartiromo & Cruz
https://tinyurl.com/2y9cfm2j

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 01, 2023 01:21 PM (TuwZN)

65 Obama had the teleprompter. Biden has a See & Say.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 01, 2023 01:20 PM (wb1YC)
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Now that shit's funny right there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 01:22 PM (t0OGg)

66 Karine Jean-Pierre, sponsored by Chia™

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 01:22 PM (ykeLU)

67 Man, it's time for Mitch McConnell to step into the Senate Well and demand Biden's impeachment, or something.
Posted by: mrp at February 01, 2023 01:18 PM (rj6Yv)

It's time for Mitch McConnell to step into the Senate Well and announce that since he is, at best, a corrupt piece of shit and, at worst, a treasonous, corrupt piece of shit that he is resigning immediately, giving all his accumulated wealth to the Treasury and will be committing seppuku on Thursday.

I don't expect this to happen.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 01, 2023 01:22 PM (z99Zw)

68 Haitians don't like Africans and vice versa. A sad and unfortunate aspect of the black community is that it's not really a black community. It's a loose affiliation of backgrounds and ethnicities that may all share a darker skin color, but they otherwise don't like each other or get along.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2023 01:22 PM (iFTx/)

69 Doesn't Joe have to rest and get medicated up for the State of the Union Speech?
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 01:17 PM (eGTCV)
........

Yup. And everybody else is busy making shit up for the prompter.

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 01:22 PM (v0R5T)

70 Her hair feeds on her brain

***

Then it must be starving to death.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 01, 2023 01:22 PM (wb1YC)

71 58 54 Either she is shrinking or her Mop Top is growing.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 01:20 PM (ykeLU)

Her hair feeds on her brain.
*******
Her hair will probably fall out soon.

Posted by: Cosda at February 01, 2023 01:22 PM (6TWy6)

72 Either she is shrinking or her Mop Top is growing.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 01:20 PM (ykeLU)

Her hair feeds on her brain.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 01:20 PM (eGTCV)

I haven't watched her in awhile. Is she still painting eyes on the outside of here eyelids?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2023 01:22 PM (anj39)

73 KLP's job is to be diverse. Like Kamala. Nothing else.

Posted by: davidt at February 01, 2023 01:23 PM (SYTee)

74 68 Haitians don't like Africans and vice versa. A sad and unfortunate aspect of the black community is that it's not really a black community. It's a loose affiliation of backgrounds and ethnicities that may all share a darker skin color, but they otherwise don't like each other or get along.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2023 01:22 PM (iFTx/)

And I don't like anybody very much!
-Kingston Trio

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:23 PM (zZu0s)

75 'Brunch' is a cis-normal White construct. Just saying...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 01:23 PM (UKHcf)

76 FBI can raid Barron's room for docs
but don't dare touch Hunter's.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 01, 2023 01:23 PM (TuwZN)

77 She actually structures her sentences better than the VP does.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

Sentences are important. Without sentences people wouldn't be able to talk like they do. So we have sentences. Some sentences are long. Some are short. I miss Willie's willie. -- Kamala!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 01, 2023 01:24 PM (z99Zw)

78 Either she is shrinking or her Mop Top is growing.
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And Leon's getting laaaarger!

Posted by: Johnny at February 01, 2023 01:24 PM (Vwz3I)

79
So to remove Joe, the lefty Dems have to spur Republicans to do their dirty work and they are searching for 'documents' to give the R's ammunition. Then when the R's impeach Ol' Joe, the Dems are going to yell 'destroying democracy' while secretly applauding. So then CamelToe becomes Prezzy and somehow they insert Michelle "Package" Obama into the VP slot, and then they somehow get rid of Weezy Kamala and have their idol, husky Michelle, as Prez, with Obama whispering in her ear.

Is that about the size of it?

Posted by: Sphynx at February 01, 2023 01:24 PM (VcM80)

80 She so diverse people be thinkin she a composite.

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2023 01:24 PM (i2P4a)

81 75 'Brunch' is a cis-normal White construct. Just saying...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 01:23 PM (UKHcf)

Brunch seems like a wine mom thing.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 01:24 PM (eGTCV)

82
And I don't like anybody very much!
-Kingston Trio
Posted by: Aetius
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You're not really 29, are you...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 01:24 PM (UKHcf)

83 68 Haitians don't like Africans and vice versa. A sad and unfortunate aspect of the black community is that it's not really a black community. It's a loose affiliation of backgrounds and ethnicities that may all share a darker skin color, but they otherwise don't like each other or get along.
******
So like Hispanics? Caucasians? Everybody else?

Posted by: Cosda at February 01, 2023 01:24 PM (6TWy6)

84 Oh, shit, OT- but this is important:

I was getting nicotine pouches at the shell station and while leaving, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a brown soda.

'Fruit Quake' Mountain Dew. With pictures of fruit cake on the label...

Why?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:24 PM (zZu0s)

85 I wonder if Biden has any beach friends near his beach house?

Posted by: Dr. Babytalk Vocal Fry at February 01, 2023 01:24 PM (gf7Ez)

86 It's all fine. The 60% of Pedocrats and their go-along-to-get-along sycophants give no fucks.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at February 01, 2023 01:25 PM (hUP8D)

87 Well, it's no brunch for me, I'm having corn bread w/natural butter.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 01, 2023 01:25 PM (TuwZN)

88 You're not really 29, are you...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 01:24 PM (UKHcf)

Dad loved Kingston Trio on vacations.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:25 PM (zZu0s)

89 A "brunch lid" sounds ... addictive.

Posted by: mrp at February 01, 2023 01:25 PM (rj6Yv)

90 Mrs D is annoyed that I lol'd so loudly.
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Sorry, eh.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 01:25 PM (Vwz3I)

91 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 01, 2023 01:25 PM (T4tVD)

92 Do the national archives have ANY classified documents in their possession, or are they all located in biden's various homes and vehicles?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2023 01:26 PM (g69M3)

93 'Fruit Quake' Mountain Dew. With pictures of fruit cake on the label...

Why?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:24 PM (zZu0s)
++++
Unrecyclable flavor compound by-products finally reached the necessary volume that they could be blended and correctly diluted for production use?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 01:26 PM (t0OGg)

94 And also, no, Mike Hammer- I am not. Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:26 PM (zZu0s)

95 this is what happens when the Nomenklatura knows you're on the way out

you served ur purpose, now GTFO

Posted by: kallisto at February 01, 2023 01:26 PM (6fvRe)

96 If the FBI ever comes to my house searching for something, I'm going to pull the precedent of "did you work it out with my lawyer first?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

97 I like to watch KJP answer questions.

Posted by: Chauncy Gardener at February 01, 2023 01:26 PM (4I/2K)

98 FBI can raid Barron's room for docs
but don't dare touch Hunter's.
______

They don't want to catch some STD or narcotics-related disease.

And it smells like Russian hookers and stale urine in there.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 01:26 PM (lf83v)

99 https://tinyurl.com/4rj4njr4

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 01:26 PM (v0R5T)

100 'Fruit Quake' Mountain Dew. With pictures of fruit cake on the label...

Why?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:24 PM (zZu0s)
----

Targeting the Crazy Crayons. It speaks to them, but gently.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at February 01, 2023 01:26 PM (hUP8D)

101
Dad loved Kingston Trio on vacations.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:25 PM (zZu0s)

Mine too.
Hated it when they came back and started singing again.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2023 01:26 PM (anj39)

102 Hey! I just found another job that ChatGPT can do!

Posted by: 40 Miles North at February 01, 2023 01:26 PM (uWF4x)

103
Dad loved Kingston Trio on vacations.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:25 PM (zZu0s)

Was he a stalker?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

104
I came across an old song recently, it's kinda okay. But part of the lyrics are "save the country, save the children".

It was written during the Nixon presidency. Nixon was a Saint compared to China Joe.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 01, 2023 01:27 PM (enJYY)

105
Oh, I'm sure that as soon as all of this started, every place that Brandon ever lays his head was full of Secret Service agents making paper shredders go BRRRRRR!

The Secret Service is expert at covering up crimes for the Brandons by now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 01:27 PM (oINRc)

106 Haitians don't like Africans and vice versa. A sad and unfortunate aspect of the black community is that it's not really a black community. It's a loose affiliation of backgrounds and ethnicities that may all share a darker skin color, but they otherwise don't like each other or get along.
Posted by: Elric Blade

***

So, a microcosm of the Left.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 01, 2023 01:27 PM (wb1YC)

107 84 Oh, shit, OT- but this is important:

I was getting nicotine pouches at the shell station and while leaving, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a brown soda.

'Fruit Quake' Mountain Dew. With pictures of fruit cake on the label...

Why?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:24 PM (zZu0s)

Gotta pork up those carbonated drink sales somehow.

Wait until they come up with lime-jello cheese salad flavor.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 01, 2023 01:27 PM (Rl7KJ)

108 If the FBI ever comes to my house searching for something, I'm going to pull the precedent of "did you work it out with my lawyer first?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
HE'S AGGRESSIVE! HE'S RESISTING!

:: pulls out gun ::
:: pistol-whips Sponge ::
:: restrains Sponge with zip ties ::
:: tosses Sponge into the yard ::

Hey, Jenkins! Watch this guy. He's resisting the lawful execution of the warrant.

Posted by: FBI Special Agent at February 01, 2023 01:27 PM (t0OGg)

109 And also, no, Mike Hammer- I am not. Heh.
Posted by: Aetius
---
I have the original albums. I'll say no more.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 01:28 PM (ABY7r)

110 Everything is Classified, in its own way.

Posted by: Ray Stevens at February 01, 2023 01:28 PM (SYTee)

111 I was getting nicotine pouches at the shell station and while leaving, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a brown soda.

'Fruit Quake' Mountain Dew. With pictures of fruit cake on the label...

Why?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:24 PM (zZu0s)

Someone, somewhere isn't diabetic and has a mouth full of teeth.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 01, 2023 01:28 PM (z99Zw)

112 I'm looking here. Just in case.

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 01:28 PM (OUiUM)

113 'Fruit Quake' Mountain Dew. With pictures of fruit cake on the label...

Why?
__________

Clearly, we are about to enter the Dark Ages, V 2.0.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 01:28 PM (lf83v)

114 Is that about the size of it?
Posted by: Sphynx at February 01, 2023 01:24 PM (VcM80)

Team Hillory enters the chat...

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2023 01:29 PM (g69M3)

115 Even Dr. Jill doesn't have any answers. She had her beaver classified by the federal gov't, hoping Gropey Joe would come sniffing around, but Joe is only interested in girls approaching puberty.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 01:29 PM (Jg7EG)

116 110 Everything is Classified, in its own way.
Posted by: Ray Stevens at February 01, 2023 01:28 PM (SYTee)

And now I'm dealing with an ear worm.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 01:29 PM (eGTCV)

117 Wouldn't it be great if they search Joe's house andd find a file box containing Hillary's 30,000 e-mails?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 01:29 PM (ykeLU)

118 Once upon a time, the Land Of Makebelieve also had its own internal police force investigate King Friday to see what classified documents he had in some boxes in his puppet garage. They all turned out to be recipes for puppet peppered paprikash and not classified at all and just a distraction. Meanwhile, they were invaded across their open border by Marionettxico.

Posted by: Mr. Rogers at February 01, 2023 01:29 PM (gaSe6)

119 Unrecyclable flavor compound by-products finally reached the necessary volume that they could be blended and correctly diluted for production use?
Posted by: Joe Mannix
----------

Mountain Dew bears a disturbing resemblance to urine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 01:29 PM (ABY7r)

120 Someone, somewhere isn't diabetic and has a mouth full of teeth.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 01, 2023 01:28 PM (z99Zw)

"Mountain Dew Mouth" is a real thing.

Posted by: mrp at February 01, 2023 01:29 PM (rj6Yv)

121 I knew a guy that would drink Mt. Dew and eat Slim Jims for breakfast.

I can only assume he's dead by now.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 01:29 PM (Y5qcH)

122 When they find Hunter's crack pipe what are they going to do?

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 01:29 PM (OUiUM)

123 There is a big misunderstanding here. People think that when Biden says he's "transparent" it's an analogy with substances like glass, with nothing obstructing the view.

Really, he means he's a trans-parent, rejecting the bigoted binary that attacks a father showing his love for his daughter* in ways not sanctioned by the racist patriarchy. What they are likely to find in his home are pictures of him showering with his daughter. Lovingly.

*And probably his son, too.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 01, 2023 01:29 PM (TgBWG)

124 Was he a stalker?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

No, he and mom were/are fans of a lot of different music. I listened to a lot of stuff on those vacations:

Kingston Trio
Jan and Dean (Mom was not a fan and he did not like Beach Boys enough to buy an 8 track or tape)
Marty Robbins (a LOT)
Mammas and the Papas
ABBA (I know, eclectic he stresses)
Peter, Paul and Mary
Roger Whitaker
Handel's Messiah

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:29 PM (zZu0s)

125 Fucksled opened for The Revolting Cocks in '88.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 01, 2023 01:30 PM (ZGrMX)

126
I was getting nicotine pouches at the shell station and while leaving, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a brown soda.

Could be worse, down Alabama way you might see a detached penis.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 01, 2023 01:30 PM (enJYY)

127 68 Haitians don't like Africans and vice versa. A sad and unfortunate aspect of the black community is that it's not really a black community. It's a loose affiliation of backgrounds and ethnicities that may all share a darker skin color, but they otherwise don't like each other or get along.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2023 01:22 PM (iFTx/)

Sort of like asking if Norwegians are the same as Germans or Georgians because everyone is pale. Or if the Japanese are the same as Mongols or native North Americans because they share genetics. The idea that an entire continent of darkly pigmented people must necessarily be the "same thing" is absurd. Certainly Africans don't think so!

Posted by: Synova at February 01, 2023 01:30 PM (BD/yx)

128 When do they search the papers at University of Delaware?

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 01, 2023 01:30 PM (WcwJt)

129 Dad loved Kingston Trio

Jamaica recording of them for him?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 01:30 PM (Q4jDv)

130 Is the FBI armed with M-4s and making everybody stand out by the curb
Did they remember to invite CNN?
Frogmen! Tell me there are frogmen too.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 01, 2023 01:30 PM (NDkEX)

131 123 There is a big misunderstanding here. People think that when Biden says he's "transparent" it's an analogy with substances like glass, with nothing obstructing the view.

He is so white he does almost seem see through.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 01:31 PM (eGTCV)

132 Feed Karine Jean-Pierre's and Kumallah's last year's worth of speeches and public statements into that ChatBotAI thing.

It would be like Cap'n Kirk out-logicing the the evil computer, making it self-terminate because that's what it's programming required.

The ChatBotAI would suicide out of the sheer frustration having to churn through those buckets of linguistic shit.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 01, 2023 01:31 PM (e6UQI)

133 If we get any more success at the boarder we'll all be picking out which cartel we want to pay protection money to by the 4th of July.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 01, 2023 01:31 PM (GuATe)

134 When they find Hunter's crack pipe what are they going to do?
Posted by: torabora

Take a hit.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2023 01:31 PM (ZVVGW)

135 Speaking of Haitians, whatever happened to the guys accused of killing the Haitian President?

And the guy who tried to kill Salman Rushdie in Upstate New York?

And the guy who killed the former Japanese prime minister with a homemade shotgun?

Memory Hole International version.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 01:31 PM (lf83v)

136 When they find Hunter's crack pipe what are they going to do?
Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 01:29 PM (OUiUM)
.........

Hunter: "That's an air pressure gauge."

FBI: "Oh. OK."

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 01:31 PM (v0R5T)

137 Could be worse, down Alabama way you might see a detached penis.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 01, 2023 01:30 PM (enJYY)

Hah! Good pull!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:31 PM (zZu0s)

138
F*cksled?

Nah, I prefer VagWagon

Posted by: Ol' Joe at February 01, 2023 01:32 PM (VcM80)

139
I know it was the Secret Service who fixed Hunty's little crackpipe/rental car issue down in AZ... but I know they were also implicated in at least one other Hunty Cleanup Op - maybe the gun thing? Or the unpaid Russian hookers dustup? Both?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 01:32 PM (oINRc)

140 108 HE'S AGGRESSIVE! HE'S RESISTING!

:: pulls out gun ::
:: pistol-whips Sponge ::
:: restrains Sponge with zip ties ::
:: tosses Sponge into the yard ::

Hey, Jenkins! Watch this guy. He's resisting the lawful execution of the warrant.
Posted by: FBI Special Agent at February 01, 2023 01:27 PM

I don't think this was posted by an actual FBI agent. You left out several critical steps, such as notifying the press, shooting the family dog, and ensuring the perp is partially undressed and humiliated.

Posted by: FBI Trainer at February 01, 2023 01:32 PM (D2j2d)

141 'Fruit Quake' Mountain Dew. With pictures of fruit cake on the label...

***

The food/beverage side of corporate America decided sometime back that if they're not constantly coming out with a new flavor or something then they're not succeeding.

It's why if you just want regular Oreo cookies at the grocery store you have to wade through 47 different varieties of Oreos. That no one wants.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 01, 2023 01:32 PM (wb1YC)

142 It's nice to have the FBI to "clean" Biden's lair.

Posted by: Regular joe at February 01, 2023 01:32 PM (nnp+f)

143
Those documents are long gone from the beach house. Run a dragging op at Biden Falls to look for them, FEEBS.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2023 01:32 PM (pNxlR)

144 This isn't South Park.
This is real.
I thought it was illegal to watch people eat chunky shit on the TV.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 01, 2023 01:32 PM (FRSiV)

145
John Kirby says he's "gonna defer most of the classified documents questions" to Karine Jean-Pierre

They can bat them back and forth like pickleball.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2023 01:32 PM (63Dwl)

146 Something is going on. They raided Mar a lago but they didn't raid any of Trump's other residences. Why are they going to every place Joe has been?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 01:32 PM (ZLI7S)

147 Karine?
Kamala?
Kakistocracy!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2023 01:33 PM (wtvvX)

148 Jamaica recording of them for him?
---------------
Abyssinia!

I've got to go to the bank.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 01:33 PM (Vwz3I)

149 Not a real search until they rip the wallboard and ceilings out.

Maybe smash the porcelain throne.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 01, 2023 01:33 PM (NDkEX)

150 Why are they going to every place Joe has been?
_________

You mean Hunter.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 01:33 PM (lf83v)

151 'Fruit Quake' Mountain Dew. With pictures of fruit cake on the label...

*********

Fruitcake, the original gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 01:34 PM (ykeLU)

152 I don't understand the coverage of this at all. Reporters are acting like the document fairy hid paperwork all around his multiple residences and he's discovering them with childlike wonder.

What the hell is up with that angle?? He has illegal documents stashed all over the place. Either he or Hunter have been taking documents they were not legally permitted to and keeping them. That's illegal, full stop. Each document has its own charge.

It doesn't matter why, except that it might open up other charges such as espionage. It doesn't matter how, unless breaking and entering was involved. It doesn't matter where they are stored, secure or not. Its all just... illegal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2023 01:34 PM (0hOvj)

153 Wouldn't it be great if they search Joe's house andd find a file box containing Hillary's 30,000 e-mails?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 01:29 PM (ykeLU)

With the word "clasyfide" scrawled in crayon in Alzheimer Joe's handwriting on the box.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2023 01:34 PM (g69M3)

154 Something is going on. They raided Mar a lago but they didn't raid any of Trump's other residences. Why are they going to every place Joe has been?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 01:32 PM (ZLI7S)

Search and Destroy Mission

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2023 01:34 PM (wtvvX)

155 It's why if you just want regular Oreo cookies at the grocery store you have to wade through 47 different varieties of Oreos. That no one wants.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 01, 2023 01:32 PM (wb1YC)

Indeed. The ants that found their way into my package of toffee Oreos found them much more appealing than I ever did.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 01, 2023 01:34 PM (Rl7KJ)

156 >>You mean Hunter.

That too.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 01:34 PM (ZLI7S)

157 NOT shooting the dog is proof that this is a fake search.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 01, 2023 01:34 PM (NDkEX)

158
Rogue dick wandering Alabama. What's new? Been happening for years. Name of Saban, you may heard of him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 01:34 PM (oINRc)

159 The only Mountain Dew I ever liked used real sugar and came in glass bottles and was cold almost to the point of freezing.

I miss the '70's

Posted by: JoeF. at February 01, 2023 01:34 PM (mR6Gs)

160
Oh, come now. It's not the Fucksled, it's the Fuckbuggy. Fuckbunnies adore it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2023 01:34 PM (pNxlR)

161 Something is going on. They raided Mar a lago but they didn't raid any of Trump's other residences. Why are they going to every place Joe has been?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 01:32 PM (ZLI7S)
++++
To make it look good and preempt a bunch of questions when the cover-up proceeds.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 01:34 PM (t0OGg)

162 When they find Hunter's crack pipe what are they going to do?
Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 01:29 PM (OUiUM)
........

And Joe's kiddie porn stash?

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 01:34 PM (v0R5T)

163 That "Fruit Quake" Mountain Dew looks and sounds about as appetizing as bloody diarrhea

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2023 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

164 150 Why are they going to every place Joe has been?
_________

You mean Hunter.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 01:33 PM (lf83v)
_______
Joe's probably been in Hunter. I don't think he discriminates against boys in his molestations.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 01, 2023 01:34 PM (TgBWG)

165 Bad Touch Joe doesn't catch on that his groping is not welcome because he (like so many others) has always been in a place where no one he interacts with is free to punch him in the nuts.

No negative feedback and so he thinks it's okay, that the smiling woman likes it and isn't smiling to hide her discomfort or in an attempt to mollify him.

Dr. Jill made an excuse for him at one of his very rare campaign appearances, but he certainly didn't catch on that "Oh, you mean those women felt trapped and were smiling to keep their jobs??"

And we find out that Hunter had no fewer than three "affairs" with employees.

Tell me, did Trump ever take it to work? Horn dog that he was?

Posted by: Synova at February 01, 2023 01:34 PM (BD/yx)

166 What did Joe do with his bitchin Trans-Am?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2023 01:34 PM (yQpMk)

167 Hunter: "That's an air pressure gauge."

FBI: "Oh. OK."
Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 01:31 PM (v0R5T)

LOL. I used to work in a convenience store. We couldn't keep those cheap gauges in stock. I asked a deputy what that was all about. I learned something.

Posted by: mrp at February 01, 2023 01:34 PM (rj6Yv)

168 At least the classified documents F. Joe kept in his personal "Vice" Presidential suite on Epstein Island -- like the numerous video recordings of him -- will never be found, so he's got that going for him ...

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 01:35 PM (yp21L)

169 'Fruit Quake' Mountain Dew. With pictures of fruit cake on the label...

*********

Fruitcake, the original gift that keeps on giving.

***

I would have loved to have been at that meeting.

"Guys, we need a new flavor, right? Ideas?"

"Everyone loves fruit cake, right?"

Posted by: Azathoth at February 01, 2023 01:35 PM (wb1YC)

170 Something is going on. They raided Mar a lago but they didn't raid any of Trump's other residences. Why are they going to every place Joe has been?

Posted by: JackStraw

They assumed that Trump had the documentation on the Ukraine bribe payments to members of the house and senate. Now they think Biden has them.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2023 01:35 PM (lTGtQ)

171 Operation No Reasonable Prosecutor.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 01:36 PM (lf83v)

172 159 The only Mountain Dew I ever liked used real sugar and came in glass bottles and was cold almost to the point of freezing.

I miss the '70's
Posted by: JoeF. at February 01, 2023 01:34 PM (mR6Gs)

I miss all glass bottle soda. I came up when the bottles were going out. I remember getting some from a machine at a horse riding place as a kid near El Paso and also a gas station somewhere.

The bottles seemed much larger than they do now. But tasted SO much better. I think glass is a much better container for beverages than aluminum- who knew.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:36 PM (zZu0s)

173 Dad loved Kingston Trio

Jamaica recording of them for him?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Ya mon.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2023 01:36 PM (ZVVGW)

174 Tell me, did Trump ever take it to work? Horn dog that he was?
Posted by: Synova at February 01, 2023 01:34 PM (BD/yx

Not that I know of.

Never dip your pen in company ink is a well-tested truism. Especially nowadays.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 01, 2023 01:36 PM (Rl7KJ)

175 What is this? Something like the sixth search of Biden locales?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 01:37 PM (DT85R)

176 Why are they going to every place Joe has been?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 01:32 PM (ZLI7S)

Because they don't want him to be president anymore. If you're searching for some other explanation, you don't understand how mafia/politics works.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2023 01:37 PM (g69M3)

177 The food/beverage side of corporate America decided sometime back that if they're not constantly coming out with a new flavor or something then they're not succeeding.

It's why if you just want regular Oreo cookies at the grocery store you have to wade through 47 different varieties of Oreos. That no one wants.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 01, 2023 01:32 PM (wb1YC)

It's also why, whenever a web site - a normal one, not this place - achieves a functional UI it must immediately start a series of constant revision. Work must be found for the UI developer. The Oreo flavor people need a paycheck so you get a series of insect flavored Oreos.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 01, 2023 01:37 PM (z99Zw)

178 Mountain Dew bears a disturbing resemblance to urine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 01:29 PM (ABY7r)

If you are taking Alpha Lipoic acid, yes, it does.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2023 01:38 PM (xhaym)

179 Dad loved Kingston Trio

Jamaica recording of them for him?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Ya mon.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2023 01:36 PM (ZVVGW)

Nairobi Trio > Kingston Trio

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2023 01:38 PM (wtvvX)

180 They should look in the box labeled "recipies and wedding invitations".

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 01:38 PM (OUiUM)

181 The only Mountain Dew I ever liked used real sugar and came in glass bottles and was cold almost to the point of freezing.

Yeah, I delivered newspapers one summer, the afternoon edition. The end of my route was in a mobile home park with elderly people, and they had this vending machine with glass bottles, I'd get an RC so cold ice was sheeting off it and it was like heaven. And yeah, this was the 70s, back when it was real cane sugar, not high fructose corn syrup.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2023 01:38 PM (0hOvj)

182 Speaking of Haitians, whatever happened to the guys accused of killing the Haitian President?
-------------
They're on their way to the U.S. for trial.

||JAN. 31, 2023 5:38 PM PT
SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico — Four key suspects in the killing of Haitian President Jovenel Moise were transferred to the United States for prosecution as the case stagnates in Haiti amid death threats that have spooked local judges, U.S. officials announced Tuesday.||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 01:38 PM (Vwz3I)

183 This is to set up Trump's arrest for a process crime.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at February 01, 2023 01:38 PM (GiOqh)

184 Is the media going insane about all these searches and how possessing documents is the End of Democracy, or nah bro

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 01:38 PM (mzl6S)

185 I miss all glass bottle soda. I came up when the bottles were going out. I remember getting some from a machine at a horse riding place as a kid near El Paso and also a gas station somewhere.

12 - 16 ounce were returnable for a nickel.
32 ounce were returnable for a dime.
Used to scour trash cans all up and down alleys. Then again, it didn't take much. Penny candy was 2 pieces for a penny.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2023 01:38 PM (ZVVGW)

186 Are Republicans pouncing yet? Seizing?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 01:39 PM (DT85R)

187 Thanks, Andy!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 01:39 PM (lf83v)

188 184 Is the media going insane about all these searches and how possessing documents is the End of Democracy, or nah bro
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 01:38 PM (mzl6S)

It's totally different because Joe is "cooperating".

Posted by: Synova at February 01, 2023 01:39 PM (BD/yx)

189 Speaking of Haitians, whatever happened to the guys accused of killing the Haitian President?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Well, the first one:

@NTVNEWS 3h
Four key suspects in the killing of Haitian President Jovenel Moïse were transferred to the United States for prosecution as the case stagnates in Haiti.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2023 01:39 PM (XF9Gj)

190 The Bidens seem to be rather difficult. I wonder how they got along with their in-laws?

Posted by: mrp at February 01, 2023 01:39 PM (rj6Yv)

191 Are Republicans pouncing yet? Seizing?
_______

Looking for a contractor who builds walls that close in.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 01:40 PM (lf83v)

192 The most depressing thing about Twitter is realizing that a significant number of people think that the media is right-wing and treating Joe unfairly.

Posted by: Synova at February 01, 2023 01:40 PM (BD/yx)

193 Reporters are acting like the document fairy hid paperwork all around his multiple residences and he's discovering them with childlike wonder.

With how out of it Biden is a lot of the time childlike wonder could well figure in to finding some of this stuff. Especially since he's had some of it since pre-2008.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 01, 2023 01:40 PM (ZGrMX)

194 The food/beverage side of corporate America decided sometime back that if they're not constantly coming out with a new flavor or something then they're not succeeding.

Its part of being a corporation and competing for shelf space.

If you have 18 flavors of Tastee-Pop, then you get 18 shelf spots as long as they sell.

And if you're in a corporation, the board doesn't just expect, but demands that you grow your market share and show more profit each quarter than the previous. The only way for oreo to do that is to come up with a new product that brings more buyers, so they experiment. It almost never works, but every so often something really catches on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2023 01:40 PM (0hOvj)

195 Pete Doucey looks like Chandler Bing, doesn't he?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 01:40 PM (XvPQV)

196 Team of cleaners sent to one of then many Biden residences.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 01, 2023 01:40 PM (D25PY)

197 There's an OD green G.I. footlocker there stenciled 'Top Secrets'. It's left over from when he was going to Annapolis to be trained to fly F15s.

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 01:40 PM (OUiUM)

198 Coke in a glass 8 oz bottle from an analog vending machine, opened with the machine's bottle opener, as God intended.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2023 01:40 PM (wtvvX)

199 Something is going on. They raided Mar a lago but they didn't raid any of Trump's other residences. Why are they going to every place Joe has been?

Posted by: JackStraw

To keep it fresh in the news until everyone gets so tired of it they no longer want to hear about His Emails.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 01:40 PM (mzl6S)

200 Searching for classified documents? I don't believe this story at all. That's not the FBI's job.

Now, searching for garage pull ropes with a loop? THAT is the FBI's job.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at February 01, 2023 01:41 PM (gf7Ez)

201 While the Fibbies search Biden's closets, the lefty Propaganda Press is attacking DeSantis for fighting against CRT in schools and attacking Trump for attacking DeSantis.

Desperate, they are.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 01:41 PM (DT85R)

202 Why would Creepy Pervy spread all the classified around to his various houses and business locations?
Does he think classified docs are like gold jewelry and doesn't want to lose the whole lot in one raid? As long as he has some left he can still sell it if he needs $$$...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 01, 2023 01:41 PM (NDkEX)

203 Also if there is something to clean up it will be harder to trace and track with so many visits to so many different places.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 01:41 PM (mzl6S)

204 Somebody toss me a nickle! Avenge me!

Posted by: Charlie, riding forever 'neath the streets of Boston the at February 01, 2023 01:41 PM (4I/2K)

205 Is the FBI armed with M-4s and making everybody stand out by the curb
Did they remember to invite CNN?
Frogmen! Tell me there are frogmen too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 01, 2023 01:30 PM (NDkEX)

They are our Guardia de Asalto, and need to be honored for that.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2023 01:41 PM (xhaym)

206 12 - 16 ounce were returnable for a nickel.
32 ounce were returnable for a dime.
Used to scour trash cans all up and down alleys. Then again, it didn't take much. Penny candy was 2 pieces for a penny.

***

That endeavor funded my entire model rocketry hobby as a kid from the time I was 8 until I hit 16.

If you were a kid back then, you could walk down the side of about half a mile of county road, walk down to the local gas station / grocery, and spend the afternoon making your pancreas explode.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 01, 2023 01:41 PM (wb1YC)

207 My tinfoil hat created a few signals that made me believe Obama may be directing this to cover up for something.

But it struck me that there's no real reason to cover up for anything. If there is damage to be done, it's like to have already been done.

What could possibly be out there now that would change anything?

So, simplest explanation? There's a power play afoot, which means EVERYONE knew Joe had these docs and just now decided to play this card.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 01, 2023 01:42 PM (KbCG3)

208 It's why if you just want regular Oreo cookies at the grocery store you have to wade through 47 different varieties of Oreos. That no one wants.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 01, 2023 01:32 PM (wb1YC)

Back in my long ago grocery days, we referred to this as the Proctor & Gamble Gambit. Come up with a million almost identical products that allow you to take up all the shelf space so the competitors can't have it.

Posted by: Wally at February 01, 2023 01:42 PM (FJYfm)

209 Thanks, Andy!
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You're welcome; there was a news chyron about it here this morning is the only reason I know.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 01:42 PM (Vwz3I)

210 Has Joe talked about the time he spent as a classified document?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 01:42 PM (eGTCV)

211 186 Are Republicans pouncing yet? Seizing?
Posted by: Huck Follywood

I see many of them in the backroom making jerking motions with their hands. Could be considered seizing I suppose.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 01, 2023 01:42 PM (D25PY)

212 Why would Creepy Pervy spread all the classified around to his various houses and business locations?

I suspect that was Hunter Biden's genius idea on how to keep them from being noticed and/or he was so baked when he got them to hand to other countries for money that he didn't remember where he put them all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2023 01:42 PM (0hOvj)

213 I miss all glass bottle soda.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2023 01:38 PM (ZVVGW)

I used to work at a bottling plant. Glass bottles explode. I don't miss them.

Also, "soda" tastes best straight from the filler, before the lid is put on the can, or just after the cap is put on the bottle. No matter what you do, no matter how cold you make it, it will never taste that good again.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 01, 2023 01:42 PM (z99Zw)

214 Next up, they'll be searching Amtrak cars.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 01:43 PM (DT85R)

215
I remember the machine where you put your money in, then slid your drink selection down a row and past the contraption which allowed a single glass bottle to escape. The 'church key' was attached to the machine.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 01, 2023 01:43 PM (enJYY)

216 If we get any more success at the boarder we'll all be picking out which cartel we want to pay protection money to by the 4th of July.
Posted by: Just Lily at February 01, 2023

I want to laugh at this. I really do. But I've found myself sitting here thinking about the possibilities of this happening.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at February 01, 2023 01:44 PM (BdMk6)

217 Because they don't want him to be president anymore. If you're searching for some other explanation, you don't understand how mafia/politics works.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2023 01:37 PM (g69M3)

LOL we'll see.

The Democrats are going to allow a "Nixon" to happen on their side?

Only in some fevered dreams.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 01:44 PM (mzl6S)

218 Biden can't answer questions until his handlers receive their briefing from Garland, where he tells them what his men found, then the team can load up the teleprompter for Joe to read his reasons why he din't do nuffin' and Trump was much worse.

Posted by: red speck at February 01, 2023 01:44 PM (gS3OW)

219 It doesn't matter why, except that it might open up other charges such as espionage. It doesn't matter how, unless breaking and entering was involved. It doesn't matter where they are stored, secure or not. Its all just... illegal.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2023 01:34 PM (0hOvj)

Joe has to have been selling something other than influence, he didn't have influence until he was picked as VP.
I also suspect Joe was picked as VP because of his "contacts" not for his ticket balancing abilities. Him being picked VP was the most confusing element of TFG's picks.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2023 01:44 PM (xhaym)

220 It would be nice if Republicans were trying to stop Biden's "success" on the border.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 01, 2023 01:44 PM (ppBhU)

221 So, simplest explanation? There's a power play afoot, which means EVERYONE knew Joe had these docs and just now decided to play this card.

I think its deeper than that. I think almost everyone in power in Washington has been playing this "keep the documents for personal study and uses" game and Biden was just one of them. They knew he had these because everyone has them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2023 01:44 PM (0hOvj)

222 The most depressing thing about Twitter is realizing that a significant number of people think that the media is right-wing and treating Joe unfairly.

More accurately, a significant number of people believe whatever the DNC shill accounts (BrooklynDad, Mueller She Wrote, JoJo From Jerz) tell them to. "NPC" isn't just a clever coinage, it's how these people are.

The counterpoint is that people who post about politics on Twitter are about 6% of the electorate.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 01, 2023 01:44 PM (ZGrMX)

223 > And we find out that Hunter had no fewer than three "affairs" with employees.

The skeevy fuck found out one of his female employees was having trouble making rent, and he told her he'd pay her rent if she did a sex video chat with him (which I'm sure he recorded).

Any feminists out there want to address that one? A man in power using a woman's financial distress to get her on video doing sex acts? Coercion? Blackmail? Anyone?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2023 01:44 PM (eyxn4)

224 Tomorrow we will hear that Punxsutawney Phil stuck his nose up and discovered...

... classified documents from Biden's tenure as VP.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 01:45 PM (ykeLU)

225 You're welcome; there was a news chyron about it here this morning is the only reason I know.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 01:42 PM (Vwz3I)
=====================
I wonder why people who killed Haiti's president, in Haiti, are going to be tried in the U.S....

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 01:45 PM (DT85R)

226
I used to feel the sorriest for HillDawg's and Big Mike's Secret Service details. I'm sure they get a lot of horrible treatment at the hands of those viragos.

But I bet you can't unsee the bullshit you deal with as Hunty's detail. Local cops call and say "this is above our pay grade. He killed another one, guys. That 15 year old should never have been given that much crack. Oh, he also shit the bed before woke up and figured out she was dead. We can keep a lid on this for the next two or three or hours, but you boys better hustle up."

Every. Fucking. Week.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 01:45 PM (oINRc)

227 Drama. Blind drama. Reminds me of a Fleetwood Mac song about lying.
Songs that make young Marxist cry upon their pillows.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 01, 2023 01:45 PM (FRSiV)

228 How do we know he hasn't taken the documents since he's been installed and is just salting them in his stash houses to fvck with people's heads?

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 01:45 PM (OUiUM)

229 Isn't Punxsutawney near Scranton?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 01:45 PM (ykeLU)

230 Something is going on. They raided Mar a lago but they didn't raid any of Trump's other residences. Why are they going to every place Joe has been?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 01:32 PM (ZLI7S)
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They knew where all the docs were that Trump had, because he was cooperating with the FBI to keep them secures. The DOJ doesn't know where any of Bidens docs are, so they have to keep searching.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 01, 2023 01:45 PM (o3nJP)

231 The old Coca Cola bottle vending machine, where you put your silver coins in the slot, and then pulled the ice-cold bottle out of a vertical rack. A simple, wonderful device that even a child could operate.

Posted by: mrp at February 01, 2023 01:45 PM (rj6Yv)

232 Fruit Quake bottle for reference. It is a disturbing shade of brown.

https://tinyurl.com/4bstrk6y

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:45 PM (zZu0s)

233 The Democrats are going to allow a "Nixon" to happen on their side?

Only in some fevered dreams.

The actual Powers that Be can claim everything currently going wrong that the media isn't mentioning is actually Joe's fault. They care about their own asses, they don't care about the Democrats as a group.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 01, 2023 01:45 PM (ZGrMX)

234 They should look in the box labeled "recipies and wedding invitations".

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 01:38 PM (OUiUM)

Lol. All my craft boxes are former cookie/candy tins. None of which are labled. Littlest Kidlet joked recently that we have reached " Why are there cookies in this craft tin?" territory.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 01, 2023 01:46 PM (nC+QA)

235
'Fruit Quake' Mountain Dew. With pictures of fruit cake on the label...

Why?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Fruit cakes had to go somewhere to die ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2023 01:46 PM (pNxlR)

236 Coke in a glass 8 oz bottle from an analog vending machine, opened with the machine's bottle opener, as God intended.

***

I remember the old Coke machines with the narrow vertical door that you had to wrench those bottles out of from an internal mechanical apparatus. You had to be strong to be a kid back then.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 01, 2023 01:46 PM (wb1YC)

237
Question: Have Wray's minions already started the "Remove Kamala" op or are they still thinking of some idiot way to make it apparent to everyone that it's a goofy FBI lie?

Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2023 01:46 PM (j4U/Z)

238 Nairobi Trio > Kingston Trio
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2023 01:38 PM

And did he ever return?
No, he never returned,
and his fate is still unknown.
He may ride forever
'neath the streets of Boston,
he's the man who never returned.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2023 01:46 PM (a3Q+t)

239 Poor boy, I'm bound to die.

Posted by: Tom Dooley at February 01, 2023 01:46 PM (SBspQ)

240 231 The old Coca Cola bottle vending machine, where you put your silver coins in the slot, and then pulled the ice-cold bottle out of a vertical rack. A simple, wonderful device that even a child could operate.
Posted by: mrp at February 01, 2023 01:45 PM (rj6Yv)

I remember it took some ass to get a bottle out sometimes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:46 PM (zZu0s)

241 Perhaps Biden has docs that would "take the shine off Obama's halo"

Posted by: Mr. Barky at February 01, 2023 01:46 PM (34jQR)

242 Jack did not the DOJ show up at Bedminster?

Posted by: Jen the original at February 01, 2023 01:46 PM (XQJjI)

243 Phil is hiding on the other end of the state.

Posted by: pawn at February 01, 2023 01:47 PM (kYVzH)

244 >>>What is this? Something like the sixth search of Biden locales?

His wardrobe is too large to fit in one clothes hamper.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 01:47 PM (Jg7EG)

245 So they search the beach place a couple of weeks after they let him visit there for a weekend. Nice.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 01, 2023 01:47 PM (oWBc3)

246 221 So, simplest explanation? There's a power play afoot, which means EVERYONE knew Joe had these docs and just now decided to play this card.

I think its deeper than that. I think almost everyone in power in Washington has been playing this "keep the documents for personal study and uses" game and Biden was just one of them. They knew he had these because everyone has them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2023 01:44 PM (0hOvj)

See which of these pols shouts the loudest here about Joe's outrageous behavior and raid their shitholes next.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 01, 2023 01:47 PM (KbCG3)

247 The counterpoint is that people who post about politics on Twitter are about 6% of the electorate.

And that the bulk of reposts, retweets, likes, and cross posts are from bots. Left4US might be real, but the 87 people who post exactly the same thing and retweet it are not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2023 01:47 PM (0hOvj)

248 Cabbage Patch Pierre the human bottlebrush

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 01, 2023 01:47 PM (M+Lyo)

249 > The most depressing thing about Twitter is realizing that a significant number of people think that the media is right-wing and treating Joe unfairly.

Yep. They all believe that Trump stole nuclear secrets and sold them to Russia and the right helped him escape prison due to party loyalty.

So when we talk about Biden illegally having classified docs, they think it's no big deal because whoopsie, and HOW DARE YOU SIR WHEN YOU COVERED FOR TRUMP SELLING NUCLEAR SECRETS TO RUSSIA!

Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2023 01:48 PM (eyxn4)

250 Glass bottles explode. I don't miss them.
_______

They did not explode. They martyred themselves.

Posted by: The Mahdi Jihadi at February 01, 2023 01:48 PM (lf83v)

251 Any feminists out there want to address that one? A man in power using a woman's financial distress to get her on video doing sex acts? Coercion? Blackmail? Anyone?
Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2023 01:44 PM (eyxn4)

"Every woman should thank Bill Clinton with oral decadence for keeping abortion legal." - Some "feminist" NPR reporter named Nina during the 90's.

Same "feminists" also kept electing Teddy Kennedy into office for 40+ years after killing a fellow wyman.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 01, 2023 01:48 PM (Rl7KJ)

252 249 So when we talk about Biden illegally having classified docs, they think it's no big deal because whoopsie, and HOW DARE YOU SIR WHEN YOU COVERED FOR TRUMP SELLING NUCLEAR SECRETS TO RUSSIA!
Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2023 01:48 PM (eyxn4)

=======

"The news reporter who first told me that Trump stole nuclear secrets and sold them to Russia was a hero when he told me but a traitor when he reported that nothing of the sort happened."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 01:49 PM (LvTSG)

253 "Wait... I thought this was all going to blow over if I admitted I had classified documents, too?"

-Mike Pence

Posted by: red speck at February 01, 2023 01:49 PM (gS3OW)

254 Is the FBI searching diaper hampers?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 01:49 PM (eGTCV)

255 He is so white he does almost seem see through.
Posted by: N.Lurker

Michael Jordan: no its not because you're white! Look at Larry. He's white.
Bill Murray: Larry is not white. Larry is clear.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 01, 2023 01:49 PM (Wy1BU)

256 And we find out that Hunter had no fewer than three "affairs" with employees.

Tell me, did Trump ever take it to work? Horn dog that he was?
Posted by: Synova at February 01, 2023 01:34 PM (BD/yx)

If the thing about Hunter threatening to withhold pay is true, he's possibly liable to charges of slavery. Sexual harassment is a given, if true, but "You'll still work here, I just won't pay you." is it's own thing.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 01, 2023 01:49 PM (nC+QA)

257 The Classified Documents were all about Trump's criminal activities. They will remain Classified.

Posted by: WH Spokestard at February 01, 2023 01:49 PM (D25PY)

258 The FBI never searched Hillary's office where those billing documents were found like presto chango on her desk one mornin.

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 01:49 PM (OUiUM)

259 What is this? Something like the sixth search of Biden locales?
________

There are a lot of diaper drawers to look through.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 01:50 PM (lf83v)

260 (LifeSiteNews) — Catholic students were expelled from one of America’s most important museums for refusing to remove hats which expressed their pro-life beliefs.

On Friday, January 20, following the 50th Annual March for Life in Washington DC, a group from Our Lady of the Rosary School in Greenville, South Carolina was kicked out of the federally-funded Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum for wearing hats emblazoned with the words “Rosary PRO-LIFE.”

https://twitter.com/KihneSheila/status /1616557777077391381/photo/1

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 01, 2023 01:50 PM (fs1hN)

261 Next up, they'll be searching Amtrak cars.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 01:43 PM (DT85R)

Gonna guess there's a cabin in the woods somewhere, owned by a French Canadian bartender named Jacques, who dabbles in bring drugs across the border, where Joe has been known to go, and there's a parrot there that has seen way too much.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2023 01:50 PM (g69M3)

262 And the guy who tried to kill Salman Rushdie in Upstate New York?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Per the Graniaud 8/13/22:
"Hadi Matar, 24, was arraigned during a brief hearing in Chautauqua county district court on an indictment returned by a grand jury that charged him with one count of second-degree attempted murder and one count of second-degree assault in relation to the attack."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2023 01:50 PM (XF9Gj)

263 257 The Classified Documents were all about Trump's criminal activities. They will remain Classified.
Posted by: WH Spokestard at February 01, 2023 01:49 PM (D25PY)

=========

"We can't tell you what they were, but they were real bad."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 01:50 PM (LvTSG)

264 Also, "soda" tastes best straight from the filler, before the lid is put on the can, or just after the cap is put on the bottle.

Probably, but glass bottles taint the flavor the least of all of the other options.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2023 01:50 PM (0hOvj)

265 Speaking of Charlie and the MTA, several people were shot today on the DC Metro.
But hey, it's a day ending in -y.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 01, 2023 01:50 PM (SBspQ)

266 251. Yes, where is Gloria Allred and her spawn Lisa?

Posted by: Jen the original at February 01, 2023 01:50 PM (XQJjI)

267 Larry Bird IS almost transparent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:50 PM (zZu0s)

268 Never went after Barky and his Chicago warehouse

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2023 01:50 PM (xKBMw)

269 Eye ain't no ways tie ard.

*cackles*

Posted by: Hillary at February 01, 2023 01:51 PM (OUiUM)

270 Guys, I figured it out: the FBI has learned that Joe Biden is an avid War Thunder player.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 01, 2023 01:51 PM (o3nJP)

271 The Brussels sprout Oreos never took off.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 01:51 PM (Q4jDv)

272 Probably, but glass bottles taint the flavor the least of all of the other options.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2023 01:50 PM (0hOvj)

Maybe that's why it tasted best at that point. No time to be corrupted.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 01, 2023 01:52 PM (z99Zw)

273 267 Larry Bird IS almost transparent.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:50 PM (zZu0s)

The only thing preventing Biden from being transparent are his liver spots.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 01:52 PM (eGTCV)

274 270 Guys, I figured it out: the FBI has learned that Joe Biden is an avid War Thunder player.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 01, 2023 01:51 PM (o3nJP)

Which one was that? Tanks? Planes?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:52 PM (zZu0s)

275 I think Sideshow KJP is worried about her job. A very simple Chatbot could give these exact answers much cheaper

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 01, 2023 01:52 PM (U+0ZI)

276 270 Guys, I figured it out: the FBI has learned that Joe Biden is an avid War Thunder player.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 01, 2023 01:51 PM (o3nJP)

=======

He's a Republican plant, put there by Donald Trump to make Democrats look bad!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

277 I do really wonder what these many documents were about. We cannot know the exact contents but you know "national security" or "background checks on people" that kind of thing would be good to know; categories.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2023 01:52 PM (0hOvj)

278 I seem to recall seeing something yesterday that the archives people wanted to search some of the Obama properties and were denied.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 01, 2023 01:52 PM (wb1YC)

279 Karine Jean-Pierre claims Republicans are trying to stop Biden’s “success” on the border

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Well, from their perspective, the open border has been wildly successful: 100,000+ American deaths of mostly young people annually from fentanyl; hundreds of thousands more children and adult sex slaves trafficked; tens of millions of more third-world peasants, parasites, & immediate Dem voters; untold foreign terrorists; and record profits for the Biden Crime Family and their paymasters -- the ChiComms & Mexican cartels.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 01:52 PM (PmhXG)

280 Back in my long ago grocery days, we referred to this as the Proctor & Gamble Gambit. Come up with a million almost identical products that allow you to take up all the shelf space so the competitors can't have it.
Posted by: Wally

Sort of: they pay for the shelf space, so if they're going to pay for 10 racks, they're not going to leave them empty.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2023 01:52 PM (XF9Gj)

281 Cabbage Patch Pierre the human bottlebrush
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 01, 2023 01:47 PM (M+Lyo)
.........

Transgender Sideshow Bob

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 01:52 PM (v0R5T)

282 275 I think Sideshow KJP is worried about her job. A very simple Chatbot could give these exact answers much cheaper
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 01, 2023 01:52 PM (U+0ZI)

========

ChatGPT has access to Wikipedia on demand. KJP doesn't.

Advantage: ChatGPT

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

283
If you're ever paying movers it's never a good idea to label the boxes correctly. That box with the label 'Expensive Electronics'? Re-name it to 'Aunt Ema's and Uncle Frank's ashes' and it arrives untouched.

For more tips follow me on my shadow-banned FB page.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 01, 2023 01:53 PM (enJYY)

284 Yes, where is Gloria Allred and her spawn Lisa?

Furiously hunting for yearbooks

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2023 01:53 PM (0hOvj)

285 Any feminists out there want to address that one?
Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2023 01:44 PM

As someone who's Learning To Code, let's code this subroutine out:

If (PotentialOffenderParty) == "D"
Noise() = null
Else
Noise() = shriek

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2023 01:53 PM (a3Q+t)

286 Coke was much better when made with sugar, not corn syrup. The ones made in Mexico still use sugar and probably lead, hahaha

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 01, 2023 01:53 PM (M+Lyo)

287 Since they didn't find anything at his vacation home, that proves there was no crime.

I'll bet the "special" Special Counsel will close the case by the end of the month.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 01, 2023 01:53 PM (Z3Y9W)

288 Which one was that? Tanks? Planes?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:52 PM (zZu0s)
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Tanks, planes, and ships. It's the game whose players keep leaking classified documents to the game forums in order to win debates.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 01, 2023 01:53 PM (o3nJP)

289 I'm pretty sure the FIBS are not planting documents at lunch pail Joe's multiple million dollars properties.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 01, 2023 01:54 PM (Ost2s)

290 The Brussels sprout Oreos never took off.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 01:51 PM (Q4jDv)
........

They should have went with the beetroot filling instead.

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 01:54 PM (v0R5T)

291 288 Tanks, planes, and ships. It's the game whose players keep leaking classified documents to the game forums in order to win debates.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 01, 2023 01:53 PM (o3nJP)

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I'm more of a planes, trains, and automobiles kinda guy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

292 a 'bunch' lid? I like that..I need to find ways to use it at work.

sorry, no meetings this morning, I'm taking a brunch lid.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at February 01, 2023 01:54 PM (mnUzy)

293 Hadi Matar? Didn’t know that chic was still around. I guess inventing spread-spectrum technology is the key to longevity.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 01:55 PM (Q4jDv)

294 This document saga is not going to derail *biden's presidency. I think it's a distraction from something else going on. His tax records alone would normally result in jail for any normal person. The left went apeshit going after Trump's tax records hoping to find something, anything they could use to drag his ass into court, then jail. *biden's tax documents would be damaging if they ever saw the light of day... which they won't.

The "classified" angle here is not to force *biden out. I believe it's a treasure hunt to find all the incriminating info that could end up in Republican hands before it's too late.

If there's a chance to remove rezident retard from office it will be done "gently" and with grace so he can spend the rest of his days waxing his 'Vette and perving on little girls.

Remember... he's a national treasure. Like Obama.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 01, 2023 01:55 PM (Q4IgG)

295 What's the likelihood that the douchebag mayor of NYC, Mayor Eric Adams, drops the fucking groundhog on his head and kills him? Bloomberg. de Blasio. ____? Adams?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 01:55 PM (Jg7EG)

296 Tanks, planes, and ships. It's the game whose players keep leaking classified documents to the game forums in order to win debates.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 01, 2023 01:53 PM (o3nJP)

Hah! Never get between a nerd and a flame war.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:55 PM (zZu0s)

297 256. Hunters message account reads that” he will send her the back pay but she must do the work. Both should be naked and have to do what they are told to do within reason. “

Posted by: Jen the original at February 01, 2023 01:55 PM (XQJjI)

298 KarineGPT

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 01:55 PM (mzl6S)

299 >>Jack did not the DOJ show up at Bedminster?

I don't know. If they did it was pretty quiet cause I don't remember hearing anything about it.

I'm just surprised the DOJ isn't being more discreet with searches of Biden. Hell, I'm surprised they are searching his places at all. I keep getting the feeling that the indictment of FBI SAIC McGonigal is involved in some way.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 01:55 PM (ZLI7S)

300 > If the thing about Hunter threatening to withhold pay is true, he's possibly liable to charges of slavery. Sexual harassment is a given, if true, but "You'll still work here, I just won't pay you." is it's own thing.

I had an Amazon manager pull nearly the same thing with me. I've told this story before, but I'm still salty about it, so I'mma tell it again.

I was on a "contract to hire" job at Amazon. If they ever try to get you to take this deal, don't do it, it's a scam. Basically they sell it by saying, "You'll work as a contractor for three months, and if you do well, we'll hire you on." What actually happens is you work as a contractor, then they put you through a full loop interview just the same as they do for any Jamoke off the street they've never seen before. You get zero consideration or advantage for the time you worked there.

Anyway, I was working as a contractor, and my manager tells me I need to be there the same hours as his FTEs. They were working 60+ hours a week. I told him that's fine as long as he approves the overtime. He told me there would be no overtime and I would report 40 hour weeks to my contracting agency.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2023 01:56 PM (eyxn4)

301 Instead of his barebones admission Pence should have announced, "After a recent visit from Joe Biden I found some classified documents in my house"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 01:56 PM (DT85R)

302
Never went after Barky and his Chicago warehouse
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2023 01:50 PM (xKBMw)

Man's Country? Oh, you said "warehouse," NVMD.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 01:56 PM (oINRc)

303 Tanks, planes, and ships. It's the game whose players keep leaking classified documents to the game forums in order to win debates.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 01, 2023 01:53 PM (o3nJP)

I didn't know that. Never played War Thunder. Now, the latest WeeGee news is that the general manager of the company was placed on the Belorussian KGB terrorist watch list.

Posted by: mrp at February 01, 2023 01:57 PM (rj6Yv)

304 Will the party use Biden in sacrifice to cleanse the party in Media's eyes?
Sure.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 01, 2023 01:57 PM (FRSiV)

305 294. Good analysis.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 01, 2023 01:57 PM (XQJjI)

306 Not only was he telling me to work 20 hours a week for free, he was also telling me to rip off the contracting agency who got a percentage of my wages.

I told the manager to fuck off and I quit.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2023 01:57 PM (eyxn4)

307 Anyway, I was working as a contractor, and my manager tells me I need to be there the same hours as his FTEs. They were working 60+ hours a week. I told him that's fine as long as he approves the overtime.

He told me there would be no overtime and I would report 40 hour weeks to my contracting agency.
Posted by: bonhomme

Please repeat that again. Slower and speak into my lapel flower.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2023 01:58 PM (ZVVGW)

308 Phil is hiding on the other end of the state.
Posted by: pawn at February 01, 2023 01:47 PM (kYVzH)

I think the only question any of us should be asking now is, what does Phil know and when did he know it?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2023 01:58 PM (g69M3)

309 The Simpsons had Sideshow Bob.

In KJP, the White House Shitshow Bob.

Same hairstyle. Same nefarious impulses. Same bumbling incompetencies.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 01, 2023 01:58 PM (KbCG3)

310
Maybe Hunter is putting the squeeze on Dear Old Dad for a pardon and the fbi is simply trying to find the goods before Hunter gets them.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 01, 2023 01:58 PM (enJYY)

311 Or KarineJPT

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 01:58 PM (mzl6S)

312 "It would be funny if she weren't such an obnoxiously stupid tw@t."

On paper, life in Clownworld sounds like it should be a real hoot...

Posted by: Simple Stevo at February 01, 2023 01:58 PM (SOV+T)

313
When it comes time to vote on the Kamala replacement in the Senate, I propose the Republicans nominate John Fetterman.

He'll vote for it, his wife will (yeah, I know), he steps in, replaces Joe, and #47 it is!

Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2023 01:59 PM (j4U/Z)

314 Is Biden aware enough to feel stressed?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 01:59 PM (eGTCV)

315 I'm sure I'm not the only one here who had a bottle cap collection.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 01:59 PM (Lw4MP)

316 312 No. Everybody hates clowns.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 02:00 PM (Q4jDv)

317 New Yorker to Mayor Adams after tomorrow morning's Groundhog's Day event: "You gonna eat that?"

Posted by: Azathoth at February 01, 2023 02:00 PM (wb1YC)

318 >>The left went apeshit going after Trump's tax records hoping to find something, anything they could use to drag his ass into court, then jail. *biden's tax documents would be damaging if they ever saw the light of day... which they won't.

Biden did release his tax returns. At least for the income he claimed. I'm sure the whole garbage family has a lot more money in offshore accounts.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 02:00 PM (ZLI7S)

319 > Please repeat that again. Slower and speak into my lapel flower.

I know. I wish I had a recording of him making this demand.

This manager wasn't some new manager who just started at Amazon either. He had been there for many years and managed at least twenty other people.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2023 02:00 PM (eyxn4)

320 Bernie Sanders is holding an event called "its okay to be angry about Capitalism." He's charging $95 a ticket.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2023 02:01 PM (0hOvj)

321 Will the party use Biden in sacrifice to cleanse the party in Media's eyes?
Sure.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 01, 2023 01:57 PM (FRSiV)

Why would they need to cleanse the party for the media?

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 02:01 PM (mzl6S)

322 Ever since Dummy Joe implied he was running again, they started the classified document discovery. Weird. It's almost like they're trying to make way for their new dummy, Michelle Obama.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2023 02:01 PM (SAX5G)

323 "Lid" doesn't seem to mean the same thing it did in the early '70s.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2023 02:01 PM (a3Q+t)

324 I"m sure I saw FN headline this morning that docs were found at the beach house, but The Hill just reported the opposite. Huh?

Posted by: Ziba at February 01, 2023 02:01 PM (4h9M3)

325 The reason why Biden wants to talk about the latest search is because it's being reported they finished the search and no documents were found at the beach house.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 02:02 PM (NpAcC)

326 Bernie Sanders is holding an event called "its okay to be angry about Capitalism." He's charging $95 a ticket.

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Is he holding it from one of his mansions?

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 01, 2023 02:02 PM (sVtYq)

327 Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2023 01:57 PM (eyxn4)

No wonder you're salty. Did you report him? Chances are good he's dishonest in other areas that could get the company in trouble. They may not take action, but that would add to their culpability in an investigation.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 01, 2023 02:02 PM (nC+QA)

328
I'm sure I'm not the only one here who had a bottle cap collection.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 01:59 PM

Not me, but remember when they used to put prize amounts under the bottle cap? I seem to recall $50 was a top prize. Probably put a lot of people into Type 2 diabeetus hoping for a winner.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 01, 2023 02:02 PM (enJYY)

329 Bernie Sanders is holding an event called "its okay to be angry about Capitalism." He's charging $95 a ticket.
_____

A modern-day P.T. Barnum.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 02:02 PM (lf83v)

330 323 "Lid" doesn't seem to mean the same thing it did in the early '70s.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2023 02:01 PM (a3Q+t)

A brunch lid sounds like something a druggie would take to get him through to early evening.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 02:02 PM (eGTCV)

331 315 I'm sure I'm not the only one here who had a bottle cap collection.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 01:59 PM (Lw4MP)

Should keep ahold of those. They might be the currency of the future, just sayin'.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 01, 2023 02:02 PM (Rl7KJ)

332 320 Bernie Sanders is holding an event called "its okay to be angry about Capitalism." He's charging $95 a ticket.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2023 02:01 PM (0hOvj)

I'm a lowercase man myself, but I can't say I'm angry enough to pay $95

Posted by: Call sign Charlie at February 01, 2023 02:03 PM (og5mY)

333 This manager wasn't some new manager who just started at Amazon either. He had been there for many years and managed at least twenty other people.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2023 02:00 PM

I'd have dropped it in the agency's lap, unless it was Volt, or the like.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2023 02:03 PM (a3Q+t)

334 "If there's a chance to remove rezident retard from office it will be done "gently" and with grace so he can spend the rest of his days waxing his 'Vette and perving on little girls."

Also, drag it out for as long as possible so that Kamala never gets to be prez. if she ever became president, she'd have the inside track for the nomination and no one wants THAT

Posted by: JoeF. at February 01, 2023 02:03 PM (mR6Gs)

335 4 I"m sure I saw FN headline this morning that docs were found at the beach house, but The Hill just reported the opposite. Huh?
Posted by: Ziba at February 01, 2023 02:01 PM (4h9M3)
*****
They did, but they reported a couple hours ago that nothing was found.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 02:03 PM (NpAcC)

336 And all Trump can say under oath for his company's insidious corruption case is, "no comment ". ROFL

Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators at February 01, 2023 02:04 PM (T5UB/)

337 Biden did release his tax returns. At least for the income he claimed. I'm sure the whole garbage family has a lot more money in offshore accounts.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 02:00 PM (ZLI7S)
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I think we heard recently those returns have been removed from public access. I'm sure he is contemplating amending the returns, but I'm also sure the IRS is carefully not going to audit Valerie, Jim or Hunter.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 02:04 PM (DT85R)

338 Mop the floor with KJP at this point and get a real press secretary.

Posted by: Ziba at February 01, 2023 02:05 PM (4h9M3)

339 my Schwinn three speed beach cruiser.

Ah the mysteries of internal hub gearing.

Posted by: DaveA at February 01, 2023 02:05 PM (FhXTo)

340 They did, but they reported a couple hours ago that nothing was found.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 02:03 PM (NpAcC)

Like Biden's "handlers" wouldn't have removed anything incriminating..

Posted by: It's me donna at February 01, 2023 02:05 PM (bs+z0)

341 > No wonder you're salty. Did you report him? Chances are good he's dishonest in other areas that could get the company in trouble. They may not take action, but that would add to their culpability in an investigation.

Nah, I licked my wounds and found a new job at Microsoft. Amazon's corporate culture blows and Microsoft's culture was much nicer. I got lured over to Amazon with the hope I'd be working on some fun things.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2023 02:05 PM (eyxn4)

342 Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators at February 01, 2023 02:04 PM (T5UB/)

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Do you masturbate to the Ashley Biden diary?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

343 This manager wasn't some new manager who just started at Amazon either. He had been there for many years and managed at least twenty other people.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2023 02:00 PM

All of the contracts I worked, my managers were very concerned about any overtime. It was rare they approved me working more than 40 hours.

The last contract they forgot to budget the contract for the new year and wanted us to work free until they found the money. To my credit I didn't laugh to his face.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 01, 2023 02:05 PM (Ost2s)

344 Once Biden is out of the way, they'll take him off the juice and declare him incompetent to face charges. He'll spend the rest of his days on the beach house porch in a rocker, drooling and having oatmeal wiped from his chin.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2023 02:06 PM (SAX5G)

345
Is Biden aware enough to feel stressed?
Posted by: N.Lurker
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What does that mean?

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 01, 2023 02:06 PM (vwCZJ)

346 I'm a lowercase man myself, but I can't say I'm angry enough to pay $95
Posted by: Call sign Charlie at February 01, 2023 02:03 PM

And yet your Charlies are capitalized?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2023 02:06 PM (a3Q+t)

347 They did, but they reported a couple hours ago that nothing was found.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 02:03 PM (NpAcC)
======================
I read they said no "classified documents" were found. As far as I read (cursory, I admit) nothing was said at all about notebooks or anything else.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 02:06 PM (DT85R)

348 Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators at February 01, 2023 02:04 PM (T5UB/)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at February 01, 2023 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

349 Sid, everything you accuse Trump of doing, we have actual evidence Biden has or is doing.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 01, 2023 02:06 PM (1EFfL)

350 I wonder who is going to be charged with packing up all these classified documents and putting them in Joes houses and offices that he had no idea were there, thus endangering the perfect record of our esteemed, dignified president? I would not be surprised if they concoct some story that low level staffers and coffee fetchers were responsible for packing up his offices over the years so no fault Joe can now rest easy that these docs are safely with the archive.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 01, 2023 02:06 PM (M35q5)

351 Mop the floor with KJP at this point and get a real press secretary.

--

Next up will be the tranniest tranny they can find.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 01, 2023 02:07 PM (sVtYq)

352 346 I'm a lowercase man myself, but I can't say I'm angry enough to pay $95
Posted by: Call sign Charlie at February 01, 2023 02:03 PM

And yet your Charlies are capitalized?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2023 02:06 PM (a3Q+t)

ace is one of the few true, lowercase men.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:07 PM (zZu0s)

353 Sid's just shouting Squirrel as loud as his low T voice can manage.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2023 02:08 PM (0hOvj)

354 Is it me, or does KJP's face look like a 60s-era injection-molded plastic doll's head?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 01, 2023 02:08 PM (XlE1Z)

355 I doubt Sid has the brain power to know what insidious means.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 01, 2023 02:08 PM (eGTCV)

356 No comment.

Which "insidious corruption case" would this be?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 02:08 PM (Jg7EG)

357 320 Bernie Sanders is holding an event called "its okay to be angry about Capitalism." He's charging $95 a ticket.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2023 02:01 PM (0hOvj)

I'm a lowercase man myself, but I can't say I'm angry enough to pay $95
Posted by: Call sign Charlie at February 01, 2023 02:03 PM (og5mY)

fight the good fight, my man.

Posted by: e.e. cummings at February 01, 2023 02:08 PM (FJYfm)

358 Note: "Rumble's Roku app has been approved and its now live in the Roku store! Make sure to update the app next time you login."

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 01, 2023 02:08 PM (DB16e)

359 Is it me, or does KJP's face look like a 60s-era injection-molded plastic doll's head?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 01, 2023 02:08 PM (XlE1Z)

Collard Green Patch Kid

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 01, 2023 02:09 PM (OgrpQ)

360 >>I think we heard recently those returns have been removed from public access. I'm sure he is contemplating amending the returns, but I'm also sure the IRS is carefully not going to audit Valerie, Jim or Hunter.

Joy and Jill's 2020 return is here. But I agree they are not going to audit him and even if they did I doubt they would find anything.

Ukraine was funneling a lot of money through PrivatBank and then through Cyprus. PrivatBank was owned by the same oligarch that owned Burisma. I'm sure a bunch of money is stored safely out of sight in Cyprus and not just for the Bidens.

https://tinyurl.com/4d4tc9df

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 02:09 PM (ZLI7S)

361 Did Fetterman get on any committees? Would make for some great entertainment.

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 01, 2023 02:09 PM (DB16e)

362 ace is one of the few true, lowercase men.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:07 PM

it's a small, yet select, club.

Posted by: zombie e.e. cummings at February 01, 2023 02:10 PM (f1WnY)

363
Trump talked about Sid's so called cooruption case when in NH. They nailed the guy for not declaring the value of a company car. No one in this country has to declare the value of use of a company car. It's a freakin' perk.

There was some other stuff just as outlandish. Rules for thee, not for me.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 01, 2023 02:10 PM (enJYY)

364 Has anyone seen sid and Fetterman's lump in the same room?

Posted by: Beartooth at February 01, 2023 02:10 PM (Ost2s)

365 364 Has anyone seen sid and Fetterman's lump in the same room?
Posted by: Beartooth at February 01, 2023 02:10 PM (Ost2s)

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I have, actually.

Their cousins. They're part of the Asshole family.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 02:11 PM (LvTSG)

366 They're...whatever

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 02:11 PM (LvTSG)

367
Did Fetterman get on any committees?
Posted by: Fool Otto
==============

What's a committee?

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 01, 2023 02:11 PM (vwCZJ)

368 Has anyone seen sid and Fetterman's lump in the same room?
Posted by: Beartooth at February 01, 2023 02:10 PM (Ost2s)

I would love to know what you're listening to here. I can't see you and it smells funny.

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 01, 2023 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

369 Why would they need to cleanse the party for the media?
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 02:01 PM (mzl6S)

For the dupes that pretend to believe said media.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 01, 2023 02:11 PM (FRSiV)

370 When did we start taking the trolls seriously? Mock sure, but treat their mewling, drooling quim secretions as valid questions?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:12 PM (zZu0s)

371 Did Fetterman get on any committees? Would make for some great entertainment.
Posted by: Fool Otto at February 01, 2023 02:09 PM (DB16e)

He got on the Holy Shit, Who Voted for This Drooling Idiot? Committee.
Patty Murray is chair. Hirono is senior Democrat. Grassley is the ranking Republican.

Posted by: Wally at February 01, 2023 02:12 PM (FJYfm)

372 "Is it me, or does KJP's face look like a 60s-era injection-molded plastic doll's head?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea"

Her neon mouth with the blinkers-off smile
Nothing but an electric sign
You could say she has an individual style
She's a part of a colorful time
Secrecy of lady-chrome-covered clothes
You wear 'cause you have no other
But I suppose no one knows
You're my plastic fantastic lover

Posted by: She's plastic, fantastic at February 01, 2023 02:12 PM (iayUP)

373 370 When did we start taking the trolls seriously? Mock sure, but treat their mewling, drooling quim secretions as valid questions?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:12 PM (zZu0s)

======

To be fair, my question was a genuine one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 02:12 PM (LvTSG)

374 The last contract they forgot to budget the contract for the new year and wanted us to work free until they found the money. To my credit I didn't laugh to his face.

What'd you do?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2023 02:12 PM (eyxn4)

375 Where the calls for 'peachment?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 02:12 PM (mE7cY)

376 Note: "Rumble's Roku app has been approved and its now live in the Roku store! Make sure to update the app next time you login."

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 01, 2023 02:08 PM (DB16e)

The problem with Rumble, and the other non-YouTube video site whose name I forget, is they don't have much I want to watch. Which is hopefully something time will fix, but gives me little to work with even though I'm trying to move away from YouTube as default.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 01, 2023 02:13 PM (nC+QA)

377 >>>Did Fetterman get on any committees?

>The hoodie committee. Zipper or pull-over, - discuss.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 02:13 PM (Jg7EG)

378 To be fair, my question was a genuine one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 02:12 PM (LvTSG)

The lump seems to get less play than 'John Fetterman' here lately.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 02:13 PM (zZu0s)

379 This country is run by human garbage.

Posted by: The worst of the worst. With expensive college degrees no less. at February 01, 2023 02:13 PM (UKe2c)

380 This country is run by human garbage.
Posted by: The worst of the worst. With expensive college degrees no less. at February 01, 2023 02:13 PM (UKe2c)
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Point of order: I believe the AoSHQ Style Guide preferred usage is "human sewage".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 01, 2023 02:15 PM (XlE1Z)

381 Where the calls for 'peachment?

"Oh we don't do that here"
--Republican leadership

Literally there is nothing the GOP would consider sufficient, reasonable cause for impeachment, no matter how blatant or horrific. Biden could sacrifice children to Dagon while raping a 9 year old boy on national TV as he nukes Scio, Oregon for refusing to follow woke orders and the Republicans would issue a stern letter than fund raise on it rather than start impeachment hearings.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2023 02:15 PM (0hOvj)

382 to know what insidious means.

*******

It's the opposite of outdoorious. Duh.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 02:15 PM (ykeLU)

383 This country is run by human garbage.
Posted by: The worst of the worst. With expensive college degrees no less. at February 01, 2023 02:13 PM (UKe2c)

You left out "bat shit ignorant."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

384 Hah hah! We're gonna beat Republicans, we're gonna beat Repooplicans! Hah hah hah, Repoop, poop...oh oh poopies in my pants!

Posted by: Jooohhhhnnn Feeeetrermaaannn at February 01, 2023 02:15 PM (UKe2c)

385 384 Hah hah! We're gonna beat Republicans, we're gonna beat Repooplicans! Hah hah hah, Repoop, poop...oh oh poopies in my pants!
Posted by: Jooohhhhnnn Feeeetrermaaannn at February 01, 2023 02:15 PM (UKe2c)

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"John Fetterman shit my pants!"
-Joe Biden

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

386 I still think it should say (Jump to top of comments) since that's what the link does.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

387
Flamboyance used to at be the heart of cross-dressing, but now even Ru Paul is being presented as a sober, responible host for stupid game shows.

Is Transgenderism killing dressing up like a fag?

Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2023 02:17 PM (j4U/Z)

388 ======

"John Fetterman shit my pants!"
-Joe Biden
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

I think he'd say it more like Mary Cloggenstein would spell it.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

389 386 I still think it should say (Jump to top of comments) since that's what the link does.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

The content doesn't get read so jumping to the top of the comments and the top of the page is effectively the same thing.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 01, 2023 02:17 PM (eYoxG)

390 I seem to recall seeing something yesterday that the archives people wanted to search some of the Obama properties and were denied.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 01, 2023 01:52 PM (wb1YC)

Royalty is beyond such demands

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2023 02:17 PM (xhaym)

391 383 This country is run by human garbage.
Posted by: The worst of the worst. With expensive college degrees no less. at February 01, 2023 02:13 PM (UKe2c)

You left out "bat shit ignorant."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

I figured that was covered by the general description but fair enough.

Posted by: The Kakistocrats at February 01, 2023 02:17 PM (UKe2c)

392 "Trump talked about Sid's so called cooruption case when in NH. They nailed the guy for not declaring the value of a company car. No one in this country has to declare the value of use of a company car. It's a freakin' perk.

Posted by: Divide by Zero"

As if that wasn't bad enough, what about the value of the pens he home from work? This is serious!

Posted by: Ripley at February 01, 2023 02:17 PM (cUYo/)

393 Like Biden's "handlers" wouldn't have removed anything incriminating..
Posted by: It's me donna at February 01, 2023 02:05 PM (bs+z0)
*****
Definitely.
They've had plenty of time and warning.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 02:18 PM (NpAcC)

394 I’ve known many talented surgeons who were adept at human sewage.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 02:19 PM (Q4jDv)

395 just awaitin to see Karine Jean-Pierre lead away in hand and leg irons asking WHY and answering " I, understand"

Posted by: gov't here to help at February 01, 2023 02:19 PM (tr6R7)

396 >Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 01, 2023 02:13 PM

Yes. They are light years behind YT as far as content volume.

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 01, 2023 02:19 PM (DB16e)

397
The content doesn't get read so jumping to the top of the comments and the top of the page is effectively the same thing.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 01, 2023 02:17 PM (eYoxG)

So, it's the Andrew Breitbart Memorial Link?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

398 The content doesn't get read
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 01, 2023 02:17 PM

Should we be exposing this secret so openly to ace and the CoBs?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2023 02:20 PM (a3Q+t)

399 The content doesn't get read so jumping to the top of the comments and the top of the page is effectively the same thing.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 01, 2023 02:17 PM (eYoxG)

So, it's the Andrew Breitbart Memorial Link?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)
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Recursion ain't just a river in Namibia.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 01, 2023 02:20 PM (XlE1Z)

400 395 just awaitin to see Karine Jean-Pierre lead away in hand and leg irons asking WHY and answering " I, understand"
Posted by: gov't here to help at February 01, 2023 02:19 PM (tr6R7)

"I've already spoken on this. Many times."

Posted by: Gaslighting for fun and...well, just fun. at February 01, 2023 02:20 PM (UKe2c)

401 Like Biden's "handlers" wouldn't have removed anything incriminating..
Posted by: It's me donna at February 01, 2023 02:05 PM (bs+z0)
*****
Definitely.
They've had plenty of time and warning.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 02:18 PM (NpAcC)

Biden's handlers do not take orders from him. He takes orders from them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2023 02:20 PM (9UlRk)

402 This country is run by human garbage.
Posted by: The worst of the worst. With expensive college degrees no less. at February 01, 2023 02:13 PM (UKe2c)

It has been, for a long time. And it doesn't much matter who the president is, the same flotsam and jetsam ooze up into the various offices over and over and over again.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2023 02:20 PM (g69M3)

403 There are many other genuses that could be used besides bats in that descriptor, you know.

Posted by: AoSHQ Chiroptophiles at February 01, 2023 02:22 PM (a3Q+t)

404 It has been, for a long time. And it doesn't much matter who the president is, the same flotsam and jetsam ooze up into the various offices over and over and over again.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2023 02:20 PM (g69M3)

That's the point of this whole stupid system. All humans are garbage. You will always be led by garbage. The best you can hope for is to keep the garbage out of sight and out of mind.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2023 02:22 PM (9UlRk)

405 >Where the calls for 'peachment?

Posted by: AlaBAMA

ain't gone be no peachmint

Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 02:22 PM (geLO8)

406 is you cray?

Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 02:23 PM (geLO8)

407 I miss Maxine Watters' Wig....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2023 02:23 PM (9UlRk)

408 Between the White House counsel and the National Archive, it's pretty clear the Biden Administration is a front for Ukraine's Zelenskyy.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 02:23 PM (Jg7EG)

409 Nood.

Posted by: AoSHQ Chiroptophiles at February 01, 2023 02:24 PM (a3Q+t)

410 ain't gone be no peachmint
Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 02:22 PM

At least a peachmint for Mayorkas is happening later today.

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 01, 2023 02:25 PM (DB16e)

411 The last contract they forgot to budget the contract for the new year and wanted us to work free until they found the money. To my credit I didn't laugh to his face.

What'd you do?
Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2023 02:12 PM

We were out of work for about a week before they found the money, but my company president asked for a rate increase so we had to wait a few more days until they found the money. We were an integral part to their business and the whole operation went into pause mode.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 01, 2023 02:26 PM (Ost2s)

412 Maybe Hunter is putting the squeeze on Dear Old Dad for a pardon and the fbi is simply trying to find the goods before Hunter gets them.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 01, 2023 01:58 PM (enJYY)

I wonder if the trove of docs the Russians supposedly have dug up out of a Ukranian dump have Hunter and Joe's names on them

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2023 02:27 PM (xhaym)

413 Last week, KJP told the press that Joe will have a physical "before the end of the month (January)." Another day, another KJP fib.

Welp it didn't happen. Another day, another KJP fib. I wonder what problems Joe is currently having that the Junta does not want doctors at Walter Reed Military Hospital to know about.

Posted by: Gref at February 01, 2023 02:28 PM (AMIL/)

414 Here is the thing. He (Jill/Hunter) *knows* the press won't spin an impeachment narrative, or do anything really to tear him down. So why bother? He knows, you take him down, you get Trump. That's virtually guaranteed. You also damage what little influence you still have for Having foisted him in the first place. You're not actually a "partner" here like you envisioned yourself. You're a servant. And not the butler variety the empty the chamber pot variety. So when it comes down to it, he'll call you, and you'll eagerly pump puff as hard and fast as pleasures him. And after you'll thank him for choosing you. As you imagine yourself so much more than you really are to these tyrants.

Posted by: mikethemoose at February 01, 2023 02:28 PM (T/vhV)

415

"I've already spoken on this. Many times."

Posted by: Gaslighting for fun and...well, just fun. at February 01, 2023 02:20 PM (UKe2c)

Could we circle back to the press secretary relying on reporters 30 second attention span to not answer questions?

Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2023 02:28 PM (j4U/Z)

416 there is one person who loves the current white house press secretary . . .

that person is Jen Psaki.

Posted by: because she looks good in comparison at February 01, 2023 02:36 PM (/I2k+)

417 What is the over/under on how long until KGP calls Peter Doocy RAYCIS for asking her all these questions she can't answer?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 01, 2023 02:37 PM (CecP5)

418 I bet she know nothin bout birthin no baby.

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2023 02:46 PM (i2P4a)

419 So then CamelToe becomes Prezzy and somehow they insert Michelle "Package" Obama into the VP slot, and then they somehow get rid of Weezy Kamala and have their idol, husky Michelle, as Prez, with Obama whispering in her ear.

Is that about the size of it?
Posted by: Sphynx at February 01, 2023 01:24 PM (VcM80

Comports with all of the observables.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 01, 2023 02:49 PM (0rU8g)

420 After brunch, it's already old news and who cares about that? Fascists care about old news, that's who.

Posted by: PG at February 01, 2023 03:11 PM (84jHt)

421 Yeah, fully loaded SWAT team arrives at Mar-a-Lago denying entrance to Trump's legal team, and creepy Joe gets TEAM COVERUP to help remove evidence. Right.

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