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Also, and dear to my heart, unbeknownst at the time, Limbaugh hosted the show for the last time on February 2, 2021.

Posted by: Lola

Biden has mishandled classified information his entire career, points out Kyle Martinsen in this thread.

THREAD: Biden's history of MISHANDLING classified information -- starting in the 1980s.

1. In 1986, Biden bragged he "twice threatened to go public with covert action plans by the Reagan administration" if he disagreed with them.

bidencovertactionthreat.jpg

2. In 2009, Biden accidentally divulged the existence of a secret, classified bunker under the residence of the vice president. [FoxNews link to story.]

3. In 2013, Biden openly displayed a "codeword" classified binder in front of reporters in the Oval Office.

codewordclassified.jpg

[Link to Daily Mail story.]

Codeword classification is the highest level of secret, above Top Secret. A codeword-classified matter is one assigned a level of classification, which is itself a secret. That is, let's say, hypothetically, that the codeword assigned to classify information about thermonuclear bombs is POST ANTE. Even the codeword "POST ANTE" would be a secret, and so would the subject matter that POST ANTE is assigned to cover. It is classified to even say the codeword POST ANTE or to say "POST ANTE is the codeword given to information about thermonuclear bombs."

So this is obviously a high level of classification -- but there's Scranton Joe, showing off the file binder protecting the document.

Now, I don't think I see the actual classified codword on the outside of the binder, so I don't think he gave that away. I think the point of the binder is to hide the codeword.

Still, this man, who Karine Jean-Pierre says has been "very very clear about taking classified intelligence very very seriously," does not seem to be treating codeword-classified information very seriously. In fact, he seems to be stupidly cavalier about it.

Your daily reminder that NeverTrump supported Biden so that we could have "an adult in the White House again."

Chris Queen at PJM: The left, which cheered on every absurd charge against the January 6 protesters, now say that it's wrong to charge their antifa pals with state domestic terrorism charges because free expression isn't terrorism, man!

Charges of domestic terrorism against these people make perfect sense. Unless you're NBC.

The network claims that domestic terrorism charges "can be politicized and used against marginalized groups or those disliked by government."

The NBC article cites Patrick Keenan, a professor of law at the University of Illinois, who says that civil rights groups aren't crazy about domestic terrorism charges "because of the risk of politicization, because they can be used against politically disfavored groups by the government."

No, seriously.

What's really funny is that the article proves that the Atlanta protesters are domestic terrorists by citing Georgia law:


A 2017 Georgia law defines domestic terrorism as a felony intended to kill or harm people; "disable or destroy critical infrastructure, a state or government facility, or a public transportation system"; "intimidate the civil population or any of its political subdivisions"; and change or coerce state policy or affect the conduct of government "by use of destructive devices, assassination, or kidnapping." Conviction carries a maximum sentence of 35 years in prison.

The allegations against the protesters include trespassing, resisting arrest, throwing rocks and glass bottles and damaging property, including setting fire to a police car. Authorities have also said they found "explosive devices, gasoline, and road flares" in an area in the forest where protesters had makeshift treehouses.

But what these civil rights groups who are all up in arms about calling these people domestic terrorists either miss or willfully ignore is that the current administration is lining up against "politically disfavored groups."

Take a look at the way the federal government has treated those who entered the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021.

But dude, they weren't "politically disfavored." I mean, The Regime loves Trump voters, right?


Jeff B. is *BOX OFFICE POISON*
@EsotericCD

I swore I'd never write one of those godawful "some personal news" tweets until oh whoops Some Personal News: I'll be writing a lot more for @NRO
starting tomorrow (and probably tweeting a bit less commensurately). Why? Because it's time. And because I'm proud to write for them.

Time to come down off the shelf and get in the game.

LOL. Nice get, National Review. We needed this fighter to get into the game, finally.

By the way, the chances that JeffB. will be reducing his tweeting? Zero point zero zero percent.

Without any statutory language giving them this power, the SEC will make a law -- it will call it a "rule," but it's a new law written by the executive -- that businesses will be forced to speculate about how climate change could impact their business models, and include that in their financial disclosures.

This is now putting government coercion behind the ESG agenda. They intend to make every business whose shares trade publicly affirm the reality of climate change, and tell shareholders how bad it is, and how climate change could make these shares worthless if the ice caps melt (or the droughts come, etc.)

The U.S. Chamber of Commerce will sue the Securities and Exchange Commission if it goes forward with a rule requiring companies to speculate about how climate change could impact their business models.

The article by Michael Ginsberg immediately apologizes for citing the Chamber of Commerce at all, noting that they endorse Democrats in elections all the time now.

However, he points out, that doesn't make them wrong here.

"They didn't follow APA [Administrative Procedures Act] rule-making. They were capricious in their rule-making. They've exceeded their statutory authority. They've been put on notice that they exceeded their statutory authority," he explained in a preview of their legal strategy. "This fight is playing out right now in the comments. Everything that we're doing, we're doing with an eye towards" litigation.

Republicans are particularly worried about scope three of the proposed rule, which requires businesses to project the impact of future unknown climate disasters on their finances.

"The SEC should not be in the business of forcing companies to disclose made up non-material climate statistics," Arkansas Rep. French Hill told the Daily Caller in July 2022, shortly after the SEC announced the rule.

Your daily reminder that NeverTrump supported Joe Biden to fight all that "authoritarianism" that Trump was doing with his tweets.

LibsofTikTok: a preschool teacher took X-rated snaps of herself in the school bathroom, to post on her OnlyFans site. This woman has no business being a preschool teacher. However, she does have certain qualities that make her a fit for the OnlyFans industry.

Not even the leftwing propaganda media can cover up Biden's cover up:

ICYMI: Cry moar.


Posted by: Ace at 06:53 PM




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1 sponge!

Posted by: Kindltot at February 02, 2023 06:53 PM (xhaym)

2 That felt good.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 02, 2023 06:54 PM (xhaym)

3 Podium

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2023 06:54 PM (xhxe8)

4 The problem with transparency is that if you are truly transparent, no one can see you at all.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 02, 2023 06:55 PM (xhaym)

5 It's not a crime when Democrats do it.

Posted by: Msm at February 02, 2023 06:55 PM (Rp1C1)

6 Who the hell is JeffB?

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 02, 2023 06:56 PM (7ZQe3)

7 Talib has a breakdown and begins sobbing and yelling

Cry harder, scrunt.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2023 06:56 PM (PUlo3)

8 4 The problem with transparency is that if you are truly transparent, no one can see you at all.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 02, 2023 06:55 PM (xhaym)

Ok, so why don't we aim for translucent?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 02, 2023 06:57 PM (eYoxG)

9 Keep asking is there any public school teachers who are not trying to groom kids?

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2023 06:58 PM (xhxe8)

10 The left, which cheered on every absurd charge against the January 6 protesters

-
Lawrence O'Donnell has PTSD.

Lawrence O'Donnell@Lawrence
Today is my 1st time inside the Capitol since Jan 6. Everything looks the same but it doesn’t feel the same. Maybe I’ll get used to it again but now it feels like a visit to an historic battlefield. Out of every window you see the paths of the attackers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 02, 2023 06:58 PM (FVME7)

11 Our political betters are tots awesome.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 02, 2023 06:58 PM (Q4IgG)

12 6 Thibk Mabe Galor, without the law degree.

Posted by: Bete at February 02, 2023 06:59 PM (Rp1C1)

13 CODE WORD

FUCK YOU CITIZEN

SUCK IT

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2023 07:01 PM (BRHaw)

14 "Codeword"...that's Joe's participation trophy...he wanted everyone to see it.

Posted by: BignJames at February 02, 2023 07:01 PM (AwYPR)

15
Also, and dear to my heart, unbeknownst at the time, Limbaugh hosted the show for the last time on February 2, 2021.
Posted by: Lola


It seems like a lot longer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2023 07:01 PM (63Dwl)

16 I can't wait to not read JeffB's brain dribbles.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 07:01 PM (mE7cY)

17 Maybe I’ll get used to it again but now it feels like a visit to an historic battlefield. Out of every window you see the paths of the attackers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 02, 2023 06:58 PM (FVME7)

My eyes hurt from rolling so hard.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 02, 2023 07:02 PM (OX9vb)

18 Also, and dear to my heart, unbeknownst at the time, Limbaugh hosted the show for the last time on February 2, 2021.

My moms birthday.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 02, 2023 07:02 PM (nxdel)

19 {{{Jewells}}}

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 07:02 PM (UWWPY)

20 Larry Fine > Lawrence O'Donnell

Posted by: huerfano at February 02, 2023 07:03 PM (dTFZY)

21 Favorite Security clearance I ever held (LONG time ago)...

NATO COSMIC Top Secret.

Always wondered if that is how the Europe UFO files were classified.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 02, 2023 07:03 PM (oHd/0)

22 So they don't want to shoot down the luftballon because of debris, according to the SecDef.

My guess is they absolutely need to figure out what intelligence they might have collected. Hence, they can't destroy it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 07:03 PM (mE7cY)

23 Hi SMH!!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 02, 2023 07:03 PM (nxdel)

24
Jeff fcuking B??

Wow, they're really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Jeff B is a boring, insipid, dullard, wrong on every issue. He'll fit perfectly at NRO.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 07:03 PM (afhJc)

25 Rep. Rashida Talib tells Omar "our country is failing you today" by potentially removing her from the Foreign Affairs Committee

In a serious country we'd be returning Rancid and BroFo to their home countries after spending a few decades in prison for treason.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2023 07:04 PM (lc5cP)

26 "our nation is failing you today". It's all about some anti-american psycho who makes $180 + per year. No it's about the country and she works for us, shithead.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 02, 2023 07:04 PM (StQQf)

27 SEC Disclosure: Climate change has sent our profits and stock price through the roof.

Posted by: Exxon Board of Directors at February 02, 2023 07:04 PM (9X60i)

28 *does ace have OnlyFans account ? just aksing ....

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2023 07:04 PM (V13WU)

29 28 *does ace have OnlyFans account ? just aksing ....
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2023 07:04 PM (V13WU)

There is a demand for furry porn. So...probably.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 07:05 PM (mE7cY)

30 Our DoD, flummoxed by technology 400 years old.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 02, 2023 07:05 PM (jTmQV)

31 How does someone like JeffB get a gig like that? It must involve saliva.

Posted by: fd at February 02, 2023 07:06 PM (iayUP)

32 30 Our DoD, flummoxed by technology 400 years old.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 02, 2023 07:05 PM (jTmQV

50 cal from a helicopter ought to pop it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 07:06 PM (mE7cY)

33 So they don't want to shoot down the luftballon because of debris, according to the SecDef.

-
Also Fang Fang might be up there.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 02, 2023 07:06 PM (FVME7)

34 It's a Bird... It's a Plane... It's Luftballon !

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2023 07:06 PM (V13WU)

35 Getting rid of a antisemitism non Constitutional is not hurting the country

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2023 07:06 PM (xhxe8)

36 Am I supposed to know who Jeff B. is?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 07:07 PM (PyOKD)

37 >>12 6 Thibk Mabe Galor, without the law degree.


he DOES have a law degree and he'll tell you all about it if you give him the chance

Posted by: Chuy at February 02, 2023 07:07 PM (C1Zwz)

38 antisemites have lost a valuable ally in Congress ! how dare you !

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2023 07:08 PM (V13WU)

39 My dad used to fly C-130s and snatch balloons and parachutes out of the sky. Just fly over that sucker and reel it in the back.

Posted by: fd at February 02, 2023 07:08 PM (iayUP)

40 Lawrence O'Donnell
@Lawrence

Today is my 1st time inside the Capitol since Jan 6. Everything looks the same but it doesn’t feel the same. Maybe I’ll get used to it again but now it feels like a visit to an historic battlefield. Out of every window you see the paths of the attackers.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8durwe

Posted by: redridinghood at February 02, 2023 07:08 PM (NpAcC)

41 36 Am I supposed to know who Jeff B. is?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 07:07 PM (PyOKD


No. No one else does.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 07:08 PM (mE7cY)

42 >>I swore I'd never write one of those godawful "some personal news" tweets until oh whoops Some Personal News: I'll be writing a lot more for @NRO
starting tomorrow (and probably tweeting a bit less commensurately). Why? Because it's time. And because I'm proud to write for them.


This is ... something.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2023 07:08 PM (ZLI7S)

43 >>>16 I can't wait to not read JeffB's brain dribbles.

I have a lifetime love affair with not reading JeffB.

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2023 07:08 PM (C1Zwz)

44
This place used to be lousy with lawyers.
And people named "steve."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 07:08 PM (afhJc)

45 40 Lawrence O'Donnell
@Lawrence

Today is my 1st time inside the Capitol since Jan 6. Everything looks the same but it doesn’t feel the same. Maybe I’ll get used to it again but now it feels like a visit to an historic battlefield. Out of every window you see the paths of the attackers.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8durwe
Posted by: redridinghood at February 02, 2023 07:08 PM (NpAcC)

So brave. Probably has PTSD.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 07:09 PM (mE7cY)

46 "Mmmm. Pudding"

*thought bubble over Codeword Biden's head*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 02, 2023 07:09 PM (guGkK)

47 "our nation is failing you today"

-
Fartwell is all butch about it.

https://bit.ly/3l7vSGk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 02, 2023 07:09 PM (FVME7)

48 he DOES have a law degree and he'll tell you all about it if you give him the chance
Posted by: Chuy at February 02, 2023 07:07 PM (C1Zwz)


I'm gonna take a pass on that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2023 07:09 PM (PUlo3)

49 Lawrence O'Donnell
@Lawrence

Today is my 1st time inside the Capitol since Jan 6. Everything looks the same but it doesn’t feel the same. Maybe I’ll get used to it again but now it feels like a visit to an historic battlefield. Out of every window you see the paths of the attackers.


==


get sober, Lawrence. it feel the same after that.

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2023 07:09 PM (V13WU)

50 JeefB used to comment here. That's the only place I know him from, but it's enough.

Posted by: fd at February 02, 2023 07:09 PM (iayUP)

51 [i}Talib has a breakdown and begins sobbing and yelling

Cry harder, scrunt.

Her tears are sweetest ambrosia.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 02, 2023 07:09 PM (eOEVl)

52 "Today is my 1st time inside the Capitol since Jan 6. Everything looks the same but it doesn’t feel the same. Maybe I’ll get used to it again but now it feels like a visit to an historic battlefield. Out of every window you see the paths of the attackers. "

Drama queen

Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2023 07:09 PM (gLRfa)

53 >>>This is ... something.


But is it?

Posted by: Guy who always asks "But is it?" at February 02, 2023 07:09 PM (C1Zwz)

54 National Review. From Sam Francis, Joe Sobran, and Mark Steyn to Jeff B. Perfect.

WFB might call this the hermeneutic of continuity.

Posted by: Billy Gates at February 02, 2023 07:09 PM (qbRyg)

55 24
Jeff fcuking B??

Wow, they're really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Jeff B is a boring, insipid, dullard, wrong on every issue. He'll fit perfectly at NRO.
Posted by: Soothsayer
--------
Say what you will but with this hire it is obvious that NRO has the pulse of American Conservatism such as Mitch McConnell, the Lincoln Project, and most of the GOP in Congress as well as Meghan McCain and her spouse Ben McCain-Howe.

On the other hand, Ace has a new plaything to add to his pungent fisking style.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2023 07:10 PM (PW9wW)

56 Anyone who says it's time to get in the game should be slapped with a dead fish.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 07:10 PM (mE7cY)

57 >>>Republicans are particularly worried about scope three of the proposed rule, which requires businesses to project the impact of future unknown climate disasters on their finances.


"If the world blows up, were fucked."

Posted by: Securities Attorneys at February 02, 2023 07:10 PM (PyOKD)

58 So NRO is dragging Twitter for "talent" now?

Is it possible to achieve negative relevance?

Posted by: McLurkerson at February 02, 2023 07:10 PM (wNDOJ)

59 50 cal from a helicopter ought to pop it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 07:06 PM (mE7cY)

Alabama, I suspect it is way above a helicopter’s ceiling. Like 50,000’ higher.

Posted by: RI Red at February 02, 2023 07:10 PM (+5YjI)

60

It is BALLOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

https://youtu.be/k8qjxT1iIAM

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2023 07:10 PM (63Dwl)

61 Our DoD, flummoxed by technology 400 years old.

Well they did get humiliated by goat herders in Afghanistan a little over a year ago.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 02, 2023 07:10 PM (l7lsb)

62 It is a testament to Jeff B and National Retards Online that they have found one another.

Jeff can pen missives on "buying the right gift for the wife's boyfriend" as a change-up guest cucking gig for Davey Fwench, and NRO's IQ has gone if anything amazingly up as a hole.*sic*

Don't worry lads we have the William Wallace betrayal corps at our backs.

Posted by: sven at February 02, 2023 07:11 PM (Lzpvj)

63 >>>*does ace have OnlyFans account ? just aksing ....

I try not to exploit my potent sexual magnetism.

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2023 07:11 PM (C1Zwz)

64 >>> 52
==
Drama queen
Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2023 07:09 PM (gLRfa)

Too bad we can't drop them into a real battlefield near KEEEEEV, or about a dozen other places in the world where real shit is happening.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 02, 2023 07:11 PM (llON8)

65 Chemjeff > Jeff B.

CHANGE MY MIND

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 02, 2023 07:11 PM (guGkK)

66 20+ states sued the EPA for trying to shut down the coal industry. Back in June SCOTUS agreed 6-3 that Congress had never given the EPA express authority to regulate CO2. In doing so, SCOTUS endorsed the "major question" doctrine which says that if an agency proposes to do something really big it needs express Congressional authorization. It's the start of cutting back on the Chevron ruling.

These same 20+ states have already said they'll sue the SEC the day after its climate rule goes final. FFS, they only need to do a global replace of "EPA" with "SEC" for their court papers.

Chamber of Commerce is just trying to get in on the party.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 02, 2023 07:11 PM (SJsWC)

67 Lawrence O'Donnell
@Lawrence

Today is my 1st time inside the Capitol since Jan 6. Everything looks the same but it doesn’t feel the same. Maybe I’ll get used to it again but now it feels like a visit to an historic battlefield. Out of every window you see the paths of the attackers.


Those guys in the beginning of Saving Private Ryan had nothing on you, dude.
*salutes*

Posted by: Archimedes at February 02, 2023 07:11 PM (eOEVl)

68 My dad used to fly C-130s

Posted by: fd at February 02, 2023 07:08 PM (iayUP)

My dad did too....and 119s and 124s

Posted by: BignJames at February 02, 2023 07:11 PM (AwYPR)

69 Favorite Security clearance I ever held (LONG time ago)...

NATO COSMIC Top Secret.

Always wondered if that is how the Europe UFO files were classified.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 02, 2023 07:03 PM (oHd/0)

If so, someone should be shot. First rule of codewords is that they are NOT supposed to give a hint about what they are about.

The codeword for invading Europe in 1944 was OVERLORD, not INVADE_NORMANDY_6_44

Posted by: Oldcat at February 02, 2023 07:11 PM (eoQWY)

70 he DOES have a law degree and he'll tell you all about it if you give him the chance

Posted by: Chuy at February 02, 2023 07:07 PM (C1Zwz)

Next thing you'll tell us is that he is a vegan lesbo.

Posted by: Securities Attorneys at February 02, 2023 07:11 PM (PyOKD)

71 Is it possible to achieve negative relevance?


==


excellent. now , we need a scale.

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2023 07:11 PM (V13WU)

72 59 50 cal from a helicopter ought to pop it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 07:06 PM (mE7cY)

Alabama, I suspect it is way above a helicopter’s ceiling. Like 50,000’ higher.
Posted by: RI Red at February 02, 2023 07:10 PM (+5YjI)

Nah. Ain't that high. Go max ceiling in a helo and the pew pew does the rest.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 07:11 PM (mE7cY)

73 Photo of Chinese ballon.

https://bit.ly/3DDbmn9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 02, 2023 07:11 PM (FVME7)

74 SASQUATCH!

Posted by: Bigfoot at February 02, 2023 07:11 PM (nTENC)

75 >>On the other hand, Ace has a new plaything to add to his pungent fisking style.

nah. what would he say that would require anyone to respond?

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2023 07:12 PM (C1Zwz)

76 Lawrence O'Donnell@Lawrence
Today is my 1st time inside the Capitol since Jan 6. Everything looks the same but it doesn’t feel the same. Maybe I’ll get used to it again but now it feels like a visit to an historic battlefield. Out of every window you see the paths of the attackers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 02, 2023 06:58 PM (FVME7)

Sure Larry, like Antietam, Gettysburg, Omaha beach. What an asshat

Posted by: The Lone Ranger at February 02, 2023 07:12 PM (qwO6y)

77 Oh, the Chamber of Commerce is upset about the SEC's ESG bullshit? Sorry, fvckwads, this is what you've been agitating for.

STFD and STFU

You bought the ticket, now ride the ride.

Posted by: McLurkerson at February 02, 2023 07:12 PM (wNDOJ)

78 Talib has a breakdown and begins sobbing and yelling


Everything is performance art with these losers.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 02, 2023 07:12 PM (sAmhv)

79 BIGFOOT!

Posted by: Sasquatch at February 02, 2023 07:12 PM (nTENC)

80 Evening.

Posted by: Robert, cranky butt at February 02, 2023 07:12 PM (Db5WR)

81 63 >>>*does ace have OnlyFans account ? just aksing ....

I try not to exploit my potent sexual magnetism.
Posted by: ace at February 02, 2023 07:11 PM (C1Zwz)


Not all heroes wear crocs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 07:13 PM (mE7cY)

82 50 cal from a helicopter ought to pop it.

I don't have a lot of helicopter experience. Just don't enjoy them, you might say.

But friends tell me there is a real trick to firing a .50 upward out of one. Kind of an odd feature they have.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 02, 2023 07:13 PM (jYCXf)

83 Republicans are particularly worried about scope three of the proposed rule, which requires businesses to project the impact of future unknown climate disasters on their finances.


A business: we anticipate no impacts because CC is imaginary. We're also sanguine about the prospect of ghosts, bigfoot, and Elvis appearing.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 02, 2023 07:13 PM (eOEVl)

84 63 >>>*does ace have OnlyFans account ?
--------
See OnlyFurries website instead.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2023 07:13 PM (PW9wW)

85 Wow, they're really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Jeff B is a boring, insipid, dullard, wrong on every issue. He'll fit perfectly at NRO.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 07:03 PM (afhJc)

At least in the bad old days some of them knew which end of a yacht was which. Bah.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 02, 2023 07:13 PM (eoQWY)

86 >>> 77 Oh, the Chamber of Commerce is upset about the SEC's ESG bullshit? Sorry, fvckwads, this is what you've been agitating for.

STFD and STFU

You bought the ticket, now ride the ride.
Posted by: McLurkerson at February 02, 2023 07:12 PM (wNDOJ)

controlled fake opposition?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 02, 2023 07:13 PM (llON8)

87 The CofC needs to get the Tom Cotton response.

Posted by: McLurkerson at February 02, 2023 07:13 PM (wNDOJ)

88
Bed Chamber of Commerce

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 07:13 PM (afhJc)

89 "CNN: "You're claiming transparency... this happened in mid-November. If you are, indeed, being transparent, why the continued trickle of disclosure around these classified documents?�

Biden Spox Kate Bedingfield: �We have released multiple statements." "



Yesterday there was an even greater pile of DocumentGate BS, spewed out by the spokes eunuch for the White House Counsel's Office:

"Yeah, I think we've been pretty transparent from the very beginning with providing information as it occurs throughout this process.

You know, we have released probably thousands of words of statements from the President's personal attorney in the White House Counsel's Office about the process that has been undertaken here..."

Thousands of Words! Oh my!

Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2023 07:14 PM (AMIL/)

90 50 Posted by: fd at February 02, 2023 07:09 PM (iayUP)

He was big on his wife's boyfriend being bothered by well every plank of the conservative platform except maybe taxes...

See Paolo likes low taxes because he prefers to tabulate a simple 10% pay up to the Feds from Jeff's paying him to do the jobs Esoteric CD can't.

Posted by: sven at February 02, 2023 07:14 PM (Lzpvj)

91 O/T -- After browsing through that last thread, Ace is gonna have to do an Incendiary Bat Bomber Cafe one of these days.

Out: YT University.
In: HQ University.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 02, 2023 07:14 PM (ZDsBk)

92 I try not to exploit my potent sexual magnetism.
Posted by: ace at February 02, 2023 07:11 PM (C1Zwz)


What about your precious bodily fluids?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 02, 2023 07:14 PM (eOEVl)

93 But friends tell me there is a real trick to firing a .50 upward out of one. Kind of an odd feature they have.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 02, 2023 07:13 PM (jYCXf)

Bah, interrupter gears for shooting thru a propeller were old hat by mid-WWI.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 02, 2023 07:14 PM (eoQWY)

94 73 that is great!
I am dying here...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 02, 2023 07:14 PM (jTmQV)

95 68 My dad used to fly C-130s

Posted by: fd

What a coincidence, I used to fly in C-130's as cargo. Your dad had a lot better seat.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2023 07:14 PM (PW9wW)

96 I saw Potent Sexual Magnetism open for Cage the Elephant at the Ohio Festival Of Contemporary Church Music back in 2018...

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2023 07:15 PM (V13WU)

97 SASQUATCH!
Posted by: Bigfoot at February 02, 2023 07:11 PM (nTENC)

Pish. Try to keep up dear.

Posted by: Sabe at February 02, 2023 07:15 PM (N52dd)

98 >>>Jeff B is a boring, insipid, dullard, wrong on every issue. He'll fit perfectly at NRO.

bloodless effete twitter-addicted mock-intellectual. the perfect hire.

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2023 07:15 PM (C1Zwz)

99 "...that businesses will be forced to speculate about how climate change could impact their business models, and include that in their financial disclosures."

Prospectus and Annual Report:

We have no idea how climate change might impact our business model since it is always changing. Caveat emptor. That is all.

Posted by: ACME, Inc. at February 02, 2023 07:16 PM (aXxgO)

100 bloodless effete twitter-addicted mock-intellectual. the perfect hire.
Posted by: ace at February 02, 2023 07:15 PM (C1Zwz)


Probably pees sitting down too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 07:16 PM (mE7cY)

101 Chamber of Whores

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2023 07:16 PM (63Dwl)

102 So the reporter says, don't forget, all documents from a president or vice president should be at the national archives.

Except when they're at a presidential library?

Posted by: Flyover at February 02, 2023 07:16 PM (Rbu5d)

103 Lawrence O'Donnell
@Lawrence

. Out of every window you see the paths of the attackers.

Posted by: redridinghood


Lawrence. You've got hammering PTSD. Now go sit down

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 02, 2023 07:16 PM (NW9xb)

104

That teacher would look absolutely fabulous in some elf ears, suede leather bondage harness and a bluetooth-controlled butt plug...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at February 02, 2023 07:16 PM (WsmA9)

105 In some personal news I want to announce I'll be commenting less at aos as I've got a job writing for Life Magazine. Why a defunct magazine? Because it's time.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 02, 2023 07:16 PM (mtTvd)

106 Biden is transparent, just not in the way KJP is lying about.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 02, 2023 07:16 PM (fs1hN)

107 @TheBabylonBee · 6h
Punxsutawney Phil Emerges From Burrow To Let Everyone Know There Are Some Documents Marked ‘Classified’ Down There

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 02, 2023 07:17 PM (Vwz3I)

108 98 Posted by: ace at February 02, 2023 07:15 PM (C1Zwz)

NRO Jeff inclusive mourned the day the trust and safety council quit aiding their pretensions of being "the safe word opposition."

Ball gags and PALOMINO PALOMINO!

Posted by: sven at February 02, 2023 07:17 PM (Lzpvj)

109 Biden Spox Kate Bedingfield: We have released multiple statements.


And if you don't like those statements, we have others.

Posted by: Kate Bedingfield at February 02, 2023 07:17 PM (4I/2K)

110 Congratulations to JeffB.

Honest! The arguments he would get in with people here were fun.

But his taste in music is anything but esoteric. I know a guy with amazingly esoteric tastes. If anything JeffB's tastes are just painfully pedestrian.

Posted by: Robert, cranky butt at February 02, 2023 07:17 PM (Db5WR)

111 Lawrence O'Donnell@Lawrence
Maybe I’ll get used to it again but now it feels like a visit to an historic battlefield. Out of every window you see the paths of the attackers.

Sure Larry, like Antietam, Gettysburg, Omaha beach. What an asshat
Posted by: The Lone Ranger at February 02, 2023 07:12 PM (qwO6y)

As someone who has been at many historic battlefields in my time, you don't see the paths of the attackers on ANY of them. They are just fields and monuments.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 02, 2023 07:17 PM (eoQWY)

112 That is, let's say, hypothetically, that the codeword assigned to classify information about thermonuclear bombs is POST ANTE.

--------

All our enemies now know that it was changed two years ago to PASTE EATER.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 02, 2023 07:17 PM (ZDsBk)

113 Ace, related and I posted this earlier;

"Representatives John Rose (R-Tenn),, Pete Sessions (R-Tex), and Bryan Steil (R-WIS) wrote a letter to the SEC urging them to make it easier for shareholders to put ESG proposals on proxy statements. "

There are your Vichy GOP collaborators.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 02, 2023 07:17 PM (ij5RJ)

114 Not all heroes wear crocs.


==

Axe ? Do all heroes wear Axe?

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2023 07:17 PM (V13WU)

115 "Republicans are particularly worried about scope three of the proposed rule, which requires businesses to project the impact of future unknown climate disasters on their finances."

Nope. Scope 3 is about requiring every SEC reporting company to file data about their vendors' emissions, even if the vendor is a private company.

You'll have to report your employees emisssions from commuting, ISYN. But not from their breathing, so there's that.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 02, 2023 07:17 PM (SJsWC)

116 Over under until JeffB writes his version of allahpundits I suck at writing post?

Posted by: TexasDan at February 02, 2023 07:18 PM (5i9bt)

117
>>>Jeff B is a boring, insipid, dullard, wrong on every issue. He'll fit perfectly at NRO.

bloodless effete twitter-addicted mock-intellectual. the perfect hire.
Posted by: ace


Mealy-mouthed milquetoast bandwagoner.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 07:18 PM (afhJc)

118 Those guys in the beginning of Saving Private Ryan had nothing on you, dude.
*salutes*
Posted by: Archimedes
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I look forward to the bipartisan commemorations about the battle for Jenkin's Hill and the brave flight of the legislators from the citizens wanting a fair electoral process.

Why, the site is almost as holy as Point du Hoc.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2023 07:18 PM (PW9wW)

119 That is, let's say, hypothetically, that the codeword assigned to classify information about thermonuclear bombs is POST ANTE.

--------

All our enemies now know that it was changed two years ago to PASTE EATER.[


I think you're forgetting that during the Obama years, it was EFFETE TWATWAFFLE.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 02, 2023 07:18 PM (eOEVl)

120 I have to ask. Who the Hell is JeffB?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 02, 2023 07:18 PM (TgBWG)

121 The codeword is codeword.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 02, 2023 07:18 PM (DPfSO)

122 10...Lawrence O'Donnell@Lawrence
Today is my 1st time inside the Capitol since Jan 6. Everything looks the same but it doesn’t feel the same. Maybe I’ll get used to it again but now it feels like a visit to an historic battlefield. Out of every window you see the paths of the attackers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 02, 2023 06:58 PM (FVME7)

My eyes cannot roll upward far enough for this.
What a putz.

Posted by: Flyover at February 02, 2023 07:19 PM (Rbu5d)

123 Your daily reminder that NeverTrump supported Biden so that we could have "an adult in the White House again."

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5-time daily reminder?

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 02, 2023 07:19 PM (ZDsBk)

124 Meghan McCain and her spouse Ben McCain-Howe.

------

I think Ben Domenech is her husband/emergency snack.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 02, 2023 07:19 PM (oINRc)

125 I have to ask. Who the Hell is JeffB?

He used to hang out here when the standards were lower.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 02, 2023 07:19 PM (guGkK)

126 JeffB: former cob.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 02, 2023 07:19 PM (DPfSO)

127 The codeword is codeword.


==


that's like my password on 3 devices

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2023 07:19 PM (V13WU)

128 120 I have to ask. Who the Hell is JeffB?
Posted by: Eeyore at February 02, 2023 07:18 PM (TgBWG)

You don't have to.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 07:20 PM (mE7cY)

129 27 SEC Disclosure: Climate change has sent our profits and stock price through the roof.
Posted by: Exxon Board of Directors at February 02, 2023 07:04 PM (9X60i)

Exxon is making record profits because about 2 and a half years ago two things happened. One, our friends at Blackrock used their proxy votes to seat activist board members who hate fossil fuels. Two, the price of oil went negative and scared the hell out of them.

As a result they slashed their production projects, selling off and shedding any production that cost north of 30-40 dollars per barrel. They kept only the most lucrative production streams. When oil spikes to $100/barrel record profits ensue.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 02, 2023 07:20 PM (cupoy)

130 ""Representatives John Rose (R-Tenn),, Pete Sessions (R-Tex), and Bryan Steil (R-WIS) wrote a letter to the SEC urging them to make it easier for shareholders to put ESG proposals on proxy statements."

180 degrees wrong. They wrote the complete opposite.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 02, 2023 07:20 PM (SJsWC)

131 "Talib has a breakdown and begins sobbing and yelling"

I hope the chair declared, "Calm your hysterical tits, Honey," and banged the gavel.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 02, 2023 07:20 PM (aXxgO)

132 Not all heroes wear crocs.


==

Axe ? Do all heroes wear Axe?
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2023 07:17 PM (V13WU)

Sex Panther. Pungent so just a little dab'll do ya.

Posted by: Brian Fantana at February 02, 2023 07:20 PM (4I/2K)

133 C.A.T so Sundowner won't forget it

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2023 07:20 PM (xhxe8)

134 "Representatives John Rose (R-Tenn),, Pete Sessions (R-Tex), and Bryan Steil (R-WIS) wrote a letter to the SEC urging them to make it easier for shareholders to put ESG proposals on proxy statements. "

There are your Vichy GOP collaborators.


"Now listen, whoever comes to you with this EG proposal meeting, he's the traitor. Don't forget that".

Posted by: Archimedes at February 02, 2023 07:20 PM (eOEVl)

135 have to ask. Who the Hell is JeffB?

He used to hang out here when the standards were lower.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 02, 2023 07:19 PM (guGkK)

yeah. that was when we were typing away on Minx 0.8 beta.

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2023 07:20 PM (V13WU)

136 "that businesses will be forced to speculate about how climate change could impact their business models"

So... why can't they just say "climate change will not impact our business mode in any way real or imagined"?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 02, 2023 07:20 PM (D0NzX)

137 110 Posted by: Robert, cranky butt at February 02, 2023 07:17 PM (Db5WR)

You mean the time he cheered for illegal immigration, or the time he asked we take one for the team on guns, or the other time when he said that if you did not support killing the American economy forever you were literally Mengele?

Jeff is the prototype for the CONservative hipster. Yeah Ed Driscoll does it better but he is so old he has a mail order designer geritol subscription. NRO should go triple threat and hire JeffyB, Driscoll, and Jazz Hands Shaw.

WINNNING!

Posted by: sven at February 02, 2023 07:20 PM (Lzpvj)

138 Was Jeff B. a cob? I only remember him as a commenter.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 02, 2023 07:20 PM (guGkK)

139 I have to ask. Who the Hell is JeffB?
Posted by: Eeyore
___

Former cob.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 07:21 PM (UWWPY)

140 my mom used to be a WAC in the Philippines

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2023 07:21 PM (C1Zwz)

141 I just saw a frightening display that I had no idea existed though I should have assumed.

Hundreds of drones programmed to give a light show. The military applications is what is frightening.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 02, 2023 07:21 PM (mtTvd)

142
Jeffb is also an impotent cuck.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 07:21 PM (afhJc)

143 I bet Law-rence of ABabyA felt the same way when his CVS ran out of lube.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 07:21 PM (mE7cY)

144 He wasn't a cob?

Huh.

Oh well.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 07:21 PM (UWWPY)

145 I think JeffB. was a guest blogger, when I went on vacation once or twice. he wasn't a full-time coblogger.

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2023 07:21 PM (C1Zwz)

146 The codeword is codeword.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 02, 2023 07:18 PM (DPfSO)

Ingenious!

Posted by: President Skroob at February 02, 2023 07:22 PM (4I/2K)

147 "Today is my 1st time inside the Capitol since Jan 6. Everything looks the same but it doesn’t feel the same."

So quit your job and go home, you puling coward.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 02, 2023 07:22 PM (D0NzX)

148 Mommy's alright. Daddy's alright.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 02, 2023 07:22 PM (ij5RJ)

149 my mom used to be a WAC in the Philippines
Posted by: ace
___

Really?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 07:22 PM (UWWPY)

150 Pete Sessions (R-Tex),

Is a carpet bagging pile of shit. He lost to a bona fide communist in Dallas, he took a term off and moved his "residency" in a safe district and the mentally retarded idiots in that district voted his stupid ass in.

He hasn't lived in any of the districts he allegedly represents, rather he permanently lives in Babylon DC for decades. He is the consummate grifter and political parasite. I don't think he has ever stepped foot in the districts he allegedly represents.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 02, 2023 07:22 PM (l7lsb)

151 Your daily reminder that NeverTrump supported Joe Biden to fight all that "authoritarianism" that Trump was doing with his tweets.

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Heh. 5-time daily AND twice-a-post reminder ...

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 02, 2023 07:22 PM (ZDsBk)

152 I think JeffB. was a guest blogger, when I went on vacation once or twice. he wasn't a full-time coblogger.

I just hope that as big as he gets, he never forgets where he came from.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 02, 2023 07:22 PM (guGkK)

153 my mom used to be a WAC in the Philippines
Posted by: ace at February 02, 2023 07:21 PM (C1Zwz)

Respect.

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2023 07:22 PM (V13WU)

154 124 Meghan McCain and her spouse Ben McCain-Howe.

------

I think Ben Domenech is her husband/emergency snack.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Yeah, I blew that one. I think the other one is a commentator at DeadState or was. But it felt correct when I was typing it.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2023 07:22 PM (PW9wW)

155 >>>9 my mom used to be a WAC in the Philippines
Posted by: ace
___

Really?

no its just a line from one of my favorite songs, "Surrender" by Cheap Trick.

People were talking about their dads flying planes, it just reminded me of that line.

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2023 07:23 PM (C1Zwz)

156 I would say the ridicule drove JeffB away from aos. Hilarious ridicule.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 02, 2023 07:23 PM (mtTvd)

157 "Out of every window you see the paths of the attackers."


They're called stairs, Larry.

Posted by: McLurkerson at February 02, 2023 07:23 PM (wNDOJ)

158 138 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 02, 2023 07:20 PM (guGkK)

Jeff B stunt COBd a few music threads that I recall....

It is easy to confuse him and ChemJeff and oddly enough CAC.....draw your own conclusions.

Posted by: sven at February 02, 2023 07:23 PM (Lzpvj)

159 10...Lawrence O'Donnell@Lawrence
Today is my 1st time inside the Capitol since Jan 6. Everything looks the same but it doesn’t feel the same. Maybe I’ll get used to it again but now it feels like a visit to an historic battlefield. Out of every window you see the paths of the attackers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 02, 2023 06:58 PM (FVME7)


Hey Lawrence! Is there a cemetery for those who fell on the historic battlefield? You know, the two women killed by by Capitol Police.

F*ck you Larry.

Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2023 07:23 PM (AMIL/)

160 145 I think JeffB. was a guest blogger, when I went on vacation once or twice. he wasn't a full-time coblogger.
Posted by: ace at February 02, 2023 07:21 PM (C1Zwz)

Dang Ace. You keep making people. I hope you get royalties.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 07:23 PM (mE7cY)

161 140 my mom used to be a WAC in the Philippines
Posted by: ace
--------
Hopefully after MacArthur returned.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2023 07:24 PM (PW9wW)

162 JeffB was a low talent, effeminate, tedious, dim witted churl who thought he was clever. But even his mom didn't think he was smart or interesting

Posted by: Marcus T at February 02, 2023 07:24 PM (ij5RJ)

163 "My guess is they absolutely need to figure out what intelligence they might have collected. "

So duct-tape a coat hanger to a pole, duct tape the pole to the side of a drone, hook the thing, and land it.

It's like these people don't have enough redneck engineers in the ranks.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 02, 2023 07:24 PM (D0NzX)

164 Very Off Topic, and I don't care.

Crisis Level Prayer Request, follows:

I've got two subordinates at work, very GOOD people, both. The first, I'll call S. 50ish, black lady, wife (spouse of USMC vet), mom. Her daughter was supposed to deliver twins, yesterday, and did. Both were stillborn.

The second, I'll call L. Early 60s hispanic. More charisma in his little fingernail than most of us have in our entire life. Great guy. His daughter was induced to deliver also, yesterday. And did. Then suffered a heart attack on the table. Revived. Then a stroke in the ICU. She's been given Last Rites, now.

I'm doubled over in tears. I LOVE these people, they're the best! And they both suffer this on the same day?

Don't TELL me the jabs aren't doing the killing. I know it and you know it.

Please, Horde, your prayers. PLEASE! God's mercy on them and their families, all!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 02, 2023 07:24 PM (e6UQI)

165 The codeword is codeword.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 02, 2023 07:18 PM (DPfSO)


That's kind of like the password on my computer. PASSWORD. It's easy to remember.

But if I forget I can always look at the Post-It stuck to the bottom of the monitor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 02, 2023 07:24 PM (guGkK)

166 I think JeffB. was a guest blogger, when I went on vacation once or twice. he wasn't a full-time coblogger.
Posted by: ace
___

Must be why I thought he was a cob in good standing.

By the way, I have a bat for you:

https://tinyurl.com/3jt5taj5

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 07:24 PM (UWWPY)

167 no my mom wasn't a WAC, I thought everyone would know the lyrics to Surrender:

Father says, "Your mother's right
She's really up on things
Before we married, Mommy served
In the WACS in the Philippines”
Now, I had heard the WACs recruited
Old maids for the war
But mommy isn't one of those
I've known her all these years

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2023 07:24 PM (C1Zwz)

168
Really?

no its just a line from one of my favorite songs, "Surrender" by Cheap Trick.

People were talking about their dads flying planes, it just reminded me of that line.
Posted by: ace



lol!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 07:24 PM (afhJc)

169 @TheBabylonBee · 6h
Punxsutawney Phil Emerges From Burrow To Let Everyone Know There Are Some Documents Marked ‘Classified’ Down There

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 02, 2023 07:17 PM (Vwz3I)

Let's Go Brandon saw his shadow, which means there are six more locations with classified documents for sale to the Chinese.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 07:24 PM (PyOKD)

170 and I fell for it...I am too naive and trusting...

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2023 07:24 PM (V13WU)

171 "Out of every window you see the paths of the attackers."

Sir, this is a Wendy's. Would you like to order?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 02, 2023 07:24 PM (4I/2K)

172 Lawrence O'Donnell@Lawrence: "...Out of every window you see the paths of the attackers."

That's your underdosed meds talking, Dummy. Up your prescription.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 02, 2023 07:24 PM (aXxgO)

173 https://youtu.be/J2hI3-KvYZY

Posted by: Flyover at February 02, 2023 07:24 PM (Rbu5d)

174 145 Posted by: ace at February 02, 2023 07:21 PM (C1Zwz)

right around the time Maet made the long long long as in tall mural ONTs IIRC.....

I miss Maet, some of the "wayward warriors" are missed and some could be gone for a millenia and not be noticed.

Posted by: sven at February 02, 2023 07:25 PM (Lzpvj)

175 140 my mom used to be a WAC in the Philippines

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2023 07:21 PM (C1Zwz)


Don't give yourself away!

Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2023 07:25 PM (AMIL/)

176 The Flame by Cheap Trick was about a gay hooker.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 07:25 PM (mE7cY)

177 @58

>>Is it possible to achieve negative relevance?


Well, you can't read most of their articles anyway unless you pay, and I can't imagine many people pay to read their turgid twaddle, so this move will have virtually no effect on literally anything.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 02, 2023 07:25 PM (up/3i)

178 thanks SMH, that will get duncanthrax off my f***ing ass for a change

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2023 07:25 PM (C1Zwz)

179 So... why can't they just say "climate change will not impact our business mode in any way real or imagined"?

You know all of those brain washed, low IQ, greasy purple haired retards with Study degrees from hardcore leftist colleges that we all laughed and said they will live forever in their parent's basement?

They will be the SEC's auditors

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 02, 2023 07:25 PM (l7lsb)

180 my mom used to be a WAC in the Philippines
Posted by: ace at February 02, 2023 07:21 PM (C1Zwz)

Respect.

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2023 07:22 PM (V13WU)

My woman's from Tokyo.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 07:25 PM (PyOKD)

181 OK... ze Balloon? Iz no Chineze! Done shoot!

Posted by: Passepartout at February 02, 2023 07:25 PM (oHd/0)

182 All I remember is his Twitter name was JeffB AoSHQ. I always assumed he was a someone here. He left before I became a regular.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 02, 2023 07:26 PM (DPfSO)

183 Out of every window you see the paths of the attackers.

I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.



Posted by: Archimedes at February 02, 2023 07:26 PM (eOEVl)

184
...that will get duncanthrax off my f***ing ass for a change
Posted by: ace


He's a real wiseacre, that one.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 07:26 PM (afhJc)

185 164 Posted by: Jim at February 02, 2023 07:24 PM (e6UQI)

Prayers sent, I tell you Jim it is almost like Fauci et al watched the zombie flicks and the dystopia flicks where a virus sterlized people and left 10% able to breed and said "yeah we need more of that."

Lost children whether miscarried or stillborn suck.

I both sympathize and empathize with your worker.

Posted by: sven at February 02, 2023 07:26 PM (Lzpvj)

186 The SEC is getting savaged in the comments, BTW. Pretty much everyone is telling them they don't have the statutory authority and they will sue if the rule moves forward. I can't remember the last time that happened, if ever.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 02, 2023 07:27 PM (ij5RJ)

187 Quote Tweet Real Mac Report @RealMacReport · 7h
Omg 🤡AOC just threw a temper tantrum on the House Floor, slamming her notebook on the podium as she finished speaking.

"This is about targeting women of color in the United States of America."

Catturd ™ @catturd2 · 7h
OMG! 😂😂😂

Rehearsed in the mirror for hours with those ridiculous arm movements and fake outrage. What a cringe phony. 😂

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 02, 2023 07:27 PM (Vwz3I)

188 Vaguely remember JeffB making some clueless comments, don’t recall posts.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2023 07:27 PM (JlejM)

189 Please, Horde, your prayers. PLEASE! God's mercy on them and their families, all!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Did and done. God bless all of them.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 02, 2023 07:27 PM (4I/2K)

190 {{{Jim}}}


Done.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 02, 2023 07:27 PM (llON8)

191 Talib has a breakdown and begins sobbing and yelling
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Yup. No difference between a woman or man.

Posted by: Axeman at February 02, 2023 07:27 PM (krQz2)

192 @TheBabylonBee · 6h
Punxsutawney Phil Emerges From Burrow To Let Everyone Know There Are Some Documents Marked ‘Classified’ Down There
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 02, 2023 07:17 PM (Vwz3I)
*******
Lol.
Sorry about y'all's groundhog
.
https://tinyurl.com/55tjuc8f

Posted by: redridinghood at February 02, 2023 07:27 PM (NpAcC)

193 Posted by: Jim at February 02, 2023 07:24 PM (e6UQI)

That's awful, Jim. Prayers up for your friends and their families.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2023 07:28 PM (PUlo3)

194 I had them print "CODEWORD" on the cover so I could remember my codeword.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 07:28 PM (Sv58p)

195 Rehearsed in the mirror for hours with those ridiculous arm movements and fake outrage. What a cringe phony. 😂

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 02, 2023 07:27 PM (Vwz3I)

She should fake arrest herself again for that poor performance.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 07:28 PM (PyOKD)

196 Jim - I am getting absolutely convinced the Fake Jab is killing people and they push it like it's ment to take out a lot of people

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2023 07:28 PM (xhxe8)

197 "This is about targeting women of color in the United States of America."

Oooh, target me, target me!

Posted by: Liz Warren at February 02, 2023 07:28 PM (eOEVl)

198 I wonder if there was a bidding war with the Bulwark. This kind of generational talent doesn't come cheap.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2023 07:28 PM (ZLI7S)

199 Sorry, Bama, but 10k is max altitude for most military helicopters, but up to 14k with oxygen. 25k for special rotary wing. High altitude balloons can go to 100k if I recall.
Gonna need a missile.

Posted by: RI Red at February 02, 2023 07:28 PM (+5YjI)

200 "Hello, Larry" > Lawrence O'Donnell

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 02, 2023 07:28 PM (Vwz3I)

201 Someone mentioned in an earlier thread the timing of this equals Kamala being able to have 2 terms after finishing Biden’s. I have been stewing on this and am thinking the dems are dumb enough to do it. We should all run for our lives.

Posted by: Piper at February 02, 2023 07:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

202 "She should fake arrest herself again for that poor performance.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 07:28 PM (PyOKD)"

Or fake throw herself down a flight of stairs.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 02, 2023 07:28 PM (ij5RJ)

203 My woman's from Tokyo.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 07:25 PM (PyOKD)

FU....

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2023 07:29 PM (V13WU)

204 You mean the time he cheered for illegal immigration, or the time he asked we take one for the team on guns, or the other time when he said that if you did not support killing the American economy forever you were literally Mengele?

Jeff is the prototype for the CONservative hipster. Yeah Ed Driscoll does it better but he is so old he has a mail order designer geritol subscription. NRO should go triple threat and hire JeffyB, Driscoll, and Jazz Hands Shaw.

WINNNING!
Posted by: sven at February 02, 2023 07:20 PM (Lzpvj)

I never said I agreed with him, but having an utter turd around helps keep things lively.

Posted by: Robert, cranky butt at February 02, 2023 07:29 PM (Db5WR)

205 Wow, CoC saying/doing something non-idiotic. Rare. Still net/net a pernicious liability for the economy, society, and country.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2023 07:29 PM (JlejM)

206 Ah, that's just Biden being Biden.

Which is to say, careless and stupid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2023 07:29 PM (CsVWE)

207
They took OTC drugs, such as Flomax, off the market lickety-split, and they weren't 1/100th as deadly as the "vaccine."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 07:29 PM (afhJc)

208 Ah, that's just Biden being Biden.

Which is to say, careless and stupid.


*cough*

Posted by: Malicious at February 02, 2023 07:30 PM (eOEVl)

209 Rehearsed in the mirror for hours with those ridiculous arm movements and fake outrage. What a cringe phony. 😂
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 02, 2023 07:27 PM (Vwz3I)

Her 15 minutes of fame has long passed, she's heading for Maxine Waters land.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 02, 2023 07:30 PM (eoQWY)

210 "First rule of codewords is that they are NOT supposed to give a hint about what they are about."

Someone should have told that to the guys who named Project Plowshare.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 02, 2023 07:30 PM (D0NzX)

211 You missed Biden saying “Let’s treat each other with respect.” at the National Prayer Breakfast today.

Now that the Republicans in the House have subpoena power, he suddenly wants to play nice.

I guess we're not right-wing terrorists anymore.

'Eff you, Joe.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 02, 2023 07:30 PM (2tUFv)

212 199 Sorry, Bama, but 10k is max altitude for most military helicopters, but up to 14k with oxygen. 25k for special rotary wing. High altitude balloons can go to 100k if I recall.
Gonna need a missile.
Posted by: RI Red at February 02, 2023 07:28 PM (+5YjI

I thought it was seen from a commercial jet landing? Didn't think it was that high since it's visible to peeps on the ground.

I'm probably wrong. I'm usually wrong. So someone get their dad to fly a c130 up near it and lower the ramp.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 07:30 PM (mE7cY)

213 {{{{{{{{Jim}}}}}}}}

Dear Heavenly Father, we lift up S and L, and their families, to Your undying mercy and grace.

Be with them in this time of sorrows.

We ask this in Jesus Christ's name,

Amen.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 07:30 PM (UWWPY)

214 204 Posted by: Robert, cranky butt at February 02, 2023 07:29 PM (Db5WR)

I like chew toys, I don't begrudge you your favorite flavor...

hell I miss Mau Mau.

Posted by: sven at February 02, 2023 07:30 PM (Lzpvj)

215 Posted by: Jim at February 02, 2023 07:24 PM (e6UQI)

I am so sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 07:31 PM (PyOKD)

216 Biden being BIden is forcing his own party to boot him.

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2023 07:31 PM (V13WU)

217 The EU has set in motion a requirement that all emissions be cut drastically by 2030. This will spill over into the US, as the EU is asserting global reach in many respects. The Chi-Coms won't be affected.

If not stopped, this will have enormous adverse economic consequences. I'd put some odds that the EU collapses over this. Recall that the tipping point for Brexit was the EU wanting to take away electric tea kettles from the Brits.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 02, 2023 07:32 PM (SJsWC)

218 Senile Joe is a fool. He's not just stupid but morally stupid, arrogantly stupid.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 02, 2023 07:32 PM (eGTCV)

219 You missed Biden saying “Let’s treat each other with respect.” at the National Prayer Breakfast today.

Did Satan respond to his prayer?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 02, 2023 07:32 PM (l7lsb)

220 Please, Horde, your prayers. PLEASE! God's mercy on them and their families, all!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 02, 2023 07:24 PM (e6UQI)

Oh, Jim. You and your friends and their families are in my prayers. Lord have mercy.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 02, 2023 07:32 PM (OX9vb)

221 https://www.msn.com/en-us/community/profile/sven10077

Posted by: sven at February 02, 2023 07:32 PM (Lzpvj)

222 Oh crap. Commies must be invading. Town air raid siren just went off about 10 times.

It goes off every day at noon. It is not noon.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 07:32 PM (PyOKD)

223 Someone mentioned in an earlier thread the timing of this equals Kamala being able to have 2 terms after finishing Biden’s. I have been stewing on this and am thinking the dems are dumb enough to do it. We should all run for our lives.
Posted by: Piper at February 02, 2023 07:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

When "Fran" swapped from Kukla to Ollie nothing really changed much.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 02, 2023 07:32 PM (eoQWY)

224 Rep. Rashida Talib tells Omar "our country is failing you today" by potentially removing her from the Foreign Affairs Committee

Talib has a breakdown and begins sobbing and yelling

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Out: ClownWorld.
In: Tears of a ClownWorld.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 02, 2023 07:33 PM (ZDsBk)

225 I will say this about Jeff B., he didn't mention he drove a pickup every second or casually and imprecisely drop Yalls all the time.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 02, 2023 07:33 PM (up/3i)

226 The above link is my MSN comment section....

Worked in some elbows on Groot.

Posted by: sven at February 02, 2023 07:33 PM (Lzpvj)

227 222 Oh crap. Commies must be invading. Town air raid siren just went off about 10 times.

It goes off every day at noon. It is not noon.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 07:32 PM (PyOKD)


Wolverines!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 07:33 PM (mE7cY)

228 225 Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 02, 2023 07:33 PM (up/3i)

No comment, no comment, no comment.

Posted by: sven at February 02, 2023 07:33 PM (Lzpvj)

229
Jim,

So sorry about your co-workers losses.

Nine years yesterday our daughter-in-law died during delivery. Grandson survived and is healthy and happy.

I pray for your friends. Heartbreaking and devastating.

Fauci and his cohorts need to face all the families in court.

Posted by: four seasons at February 02, 2023 07:34 PM (ichPI)

230 207
They took OTC drugs, such as Flomax, off the market lickety-split, and they weren't 1/100th as deadly as the "vaccine."
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 07:29 PM (afhJc)

That we are not doing anything about fentanyl... tells me everything I really need to know about our Government.

Over 100K deaths per year... 455 murders committed by Rifles (of all types)... yet all they talk about is taking away our guns, and don't do anything to control the border OR put any sanctions on China, where all the percussors needed to make Fentanyl come from.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 02, 2023 07:34 PM (oHd/0)

231 Jim,

Email me.

We need to talk.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 07:34 PM (UWWPY)

232 This will spill over into the US, as the EU is asserting global reach in many respects. The Chi-Coms won't be affected.

Apparently the EU didn't get the message when the FUSA blew up Nord Stream pipelines. If the EU wants to play the Lets Commit Suicide game through energy starvation, maybe its time to cut off the Natgas coming from the GoM.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 02, 2023 07:34 PM (l7lsb)

233 Duck farms are an eggsistential threat to the national security of the United States. What?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 02, 2023 07:34 PM (Jg7EG)

234 Talib has a breakdown and begins sobbing and yelling

The person with a Palestinian flag outside her office.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 02, 2023 07:34 PM (2tUFv)

235 Posted by: Jim at February 02, 2023 07:24 PM (e6UQI)
******
Sending prayers, Jim
That is just heartbreaking.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 02, 2023 07:34 PM (NpAcC)

236 Oh crap. Commies must be invading. Town air raid siren just went off about 10 times.

It goes off every day at noon. It is not noon.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 07:32 PM (PyOKD)

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Balloon festival?

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 02, 2023 07:34 PM (ZDsBk)

237 It goes off every day at noon. It is not noon.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 07:32 PM (PyOKD)


What did you do now?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2023 07:34 PM (PUlo3)

238 Back in the day, nuclear weapon design info had its own classification system, “Q”. Not sure if that’s changed.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2023 07:34 PM (JlejM)

239 Dad is almost 87 now so couldn't fly that mission. I'm sure they got some young'uns that can do it though. Snag that thing with a hook and reel it in.

Posted by: fd at February 02, 2023 07:35 PM (iayUP)

240 Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon: "She should fake arrest herself again for that poor performance."

I figure another, deeper shade of Crimson Che Lipstick is being applied as we speak.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 02, 2023 07:35 PM (aXxgO)

241

Supposedly there is a Chinese balloon in our airspace.

Posted by: four seasons at February 02, 2023 07:35 PM (ichPI)

242 Jim, Heartfelt prayers for your coworkers and their families, such a terrible tragedy.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 02, 2023 07:36 PM (a4EWo)

243 My favorite part of Rashida Talib's rant was the woman behind her having Tourette's tics.

Posted by: huerfano at February 02, 2023 07:36 PM (dTFZY)

244 Please, Horde, your prayers. PLEASE! God's mercy on them and their families, all!

Oh, man. Prayers up, times two.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 02, 2023 07:36 PM (Xrfse)

245 Punxsutawney Phil Emerges From Burro, sez "It's hot and stinky in there, let me tell you Bud."

Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at February 02, 2023 07:36 PM (24fqN)

246 218 Senile Joe is a fool. He's not just stupid but morally stupid, arrogantly stupid.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 02, 2023 07:32 PM (eGTCV)


Somehow Joe has always gotten away with living, working, bloviating, and bullying by his own personal rules.

Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2023 07:37 PM (AMIL/)

247 I don't remember anything from JeffB. Was he a cob for a while? I don't recall.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 07:37 PM (0hOvj)

248 Supposedly there is a Chinese balloon in our airspace.

Posted by: four seasons at February 02, 2023 07:35 PM (ichPI)

Very exciting!

Posted by: Nena at February 02, 2023 07:37 PM (qbRyg)

249 If New York is going to be underwater in 10 years due to "climate change", then how can they issue a 30 year bond at 3% interest ? Because the people who put their money on the line know it is b/s. But I'd like to hear Mayor Adams explain in the prospectus why "climate change" isn't a material risk that would merit a commensurate increase in the interest rate.

If climate change was real, the coastal cities bonds would have to pay out significantly higher rated. But they don't.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 02, 2023 07:37 PM (fs1hN)

250 Romeo13: "That we are not doing anything about fentanyl... tells me everything I really need to know about our Government."

Agreed. It's a weapon of war now. And "leadership" does nothing.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 02, 2023 07:37 PM (aXxgO)

251 Finger-raping Terra Reid is just Joe being Joe.

Posted by: Axeman at February 02, 2023 07:38 PM (krQz2)

252 Talib has a breakdown and begins sobbing and yelling

The person with a Palestinian flag outside her office.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 02, 2023 07:34 PM (2tUFv)

If she is that emotional in the discharge of her duties she is unfit to be on the committee ipso facto.

If she's dumb enough to think weeping will change anything, the same is true.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 02, 2023 07:38 PM (eoQWY)

253 "That we are not doing anything about fentanyl... tells me everything I really need to know about our Government."

Early in the pandemic I did back of the envelope math to show that opioid ODs were cutting American life expectancy by more than Covid, by a lot. It's a function of the ODs taking away an average of 50 years v. (back then) a couple of years for Covid.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 02, 2023 07:38 PM (SJsWC)

254 164 @Jim

I can feel your heart breaking just reading your words. I have been praying a lot these days, and have sent prayers for these families whose grief cannot be measured.

Posted by: Piper at February 02, 2023 07:38 PM (ZdaMQ)

255 Dr Malone on the vax and fertility:

https://tinyurl.com/53ddazx2

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 02, 2023 07:38 PM (4IUUf)

256 Supposedly there is a Chinese balloon in our airspace.

How is it not effected by winds or the jet stream?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 02, 2023 07:39 PM (l7lsb)

257 If climate change was real, the coastal cities bonds would have to pay out significantly higher rated. But they don't.

I'll believe that climate change is real when the price of housing in Martha's Vineyard and Malibu starts collapsing.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 02, 2023 07:39 PM (2tUFv)

258 "We have released multiple statements" is about the most government summary you'll ever hear.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 07:39 PM (yK9py)

259 I'm doubled over in tears. I LOVE these people, they're the best! And they both suffer this on the same day?

I am so sorry to read this news, and I cannot imagine the heartbreak and sadness they are going through. Millions of people got the shot because they were trying to do the right thing and protect their families. They didn't know any better and did not have any reason to fear or distrust what they were told.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 07:39 PM (0hOvj)

260 The second Pfizer dump, mentioned already, was the gay black guy too:

Project Veritas @Project_Veritas
BREAKING: @Pfizer Director Concerned Over Women's Reproductive Heath After COVID-19 Vaccinations

"There is something irregular about their menstrual cycles... concerning... The vaccine shouldn't be interfering with that... It has to be affecting something hormonal..."
https://tinyurl.com/bdz298z4

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 02, 2023 07:39 PM (Vwz3I)

261 Falcor is a dragon. Just throwing that out there....

Posted by: Mr. Anderson at February 02, 2023 07:40 PM (o18aC)

262 Supposedly there is a Chinese balloon in our airspace.

How is it not effected by winds or the jet stream?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 02, 2023 07:39 PM (l7lsb)

It's likely in the jetstream or even higher airflows.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 02, 2023 07:40 PM (eoQWY)

263 Delaware voters are responsible for Joe Biden. This is what happens in a democracy/ republic when there is no requirement for voting except age.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 02, 2023 07:40 PM (mtTvd)

264 247 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 07:37 PM (0hOvj)

Jeff B is a retired Chicago based superhero, he was Esoteric Critic Democrat truncated down to Esoteric CD.

His superpower was mind numbing boredom that looked to bystanders like an induced sleep spell from basic dungeons and dragons.

MY GAWD THEY ARE ROBBING A BANK AT THE LAKE SHORE!

//Newspaper Vendor

Esoteric CD bebops in and starts talking about Erasure.

THEY ARE ALL IN A COMA THANKS JEFF!

//Bank Manager

Posted by: sven at February 02, 2023 07:40 PM (Lzpvj)

265 What did you do now?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2023 07:34 PM (PUlo3)

Fudged on my sodium tracking.

This is worse than phone cops.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 07:40 PM (PyOKD)

266 Early in the pandemic I did back of the envelope math to show that opioid ODs were cutting American life expectancy by more than Covid,

The average age of death from C19 was 83 when the life expectancy age is 82.

Of course opioid poisoning would have relatively greater effect.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 02, 2023 07:40 PM (l7lsb)

267 Is jeffb writing at nro with his real name, or as jeffb?

Posted by: davidt at February 02, 2023 07:41 PM (SYTee)

268 It's likely in the jetstream or even higher airflows.


So time on target is calculated in seconds.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 02, 2023 07:41 PM (l7lsb)

269 "That we are not doing anything about fentanyl... tells me everything I really need to know about our Government."

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An invasion of military-aged men from multiple countries AND a simultaneous China-sponsored fentanyl increase, both through the same place that we needed a measly $5B to build a wall.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 07:41 PM (yK9py)

270 267 Posted by: davidt at February 02, 2023 07:41 PM (SYTee)

I am gonna go out on a limb and bet his name is Jeff Baker.

Posted by: sven at February 02, 2023 07:42 PM (Lzpvj)

271 Quote Tweet Real Mac Report @RealMacReport · 7h
Omg 🤡AOC just threw a temper tantrum on the House Floor, slamming her notebook on the podium as she finished speaking.

-
With a more appropriate soundtrack.

https://bit.ly/3kTXCOn

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 02, 2023 07:42 PM (FVME7)

272 "It's likely in the jetstream or even higher airflows."

All I could find in the statement was "stratospheric," so 10-50km I guess.

Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at February 02, 2023 07:43 PM (24fqN)

273 Imagine going through your whole life, and the culmination is writing for Nat Rev.

Some life.

And don't anyone think BeffJ doesn't come round here, and possibly still comment under a different nic. Just to see if people still talk about him.

Hi Jeff. You're still a douchebag of the highest order. That's why you get talked about. It's the one thing you do spectacularly.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 07:43 PM (QBaJw)

274 >122 10...Lawrence O'Donnell@Lawrence
Today is my 1st time inside the Capitol since Jan 6. Everything looks the same but it doesn’t feel the same. Maybe I’ll get used to it again but now it feels like a visit to an historic battlefield. Out of every window you see the paths of the attackers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 02, 2023 06:58 PM (FVME7)

My eyes cannot roll upward far enough for this.
What a putz.

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Paths of the attackers - you mean sidewalks and doors? Hyperbole much?


Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 02, 2023 07:44 PM (gryET)

275 Please, Horde, your prayers. PLEASE! God's mercy on them and their families, all!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 02, 2023 07:24 PM (e6UQI)

Lord please comfort them. Just heartbreaking

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 07:44 PM (mZ3xv)

276 If Team Bidet had been in the White House in 1940, Japan would have known in five seconds that the US was reading Purple decrypts of the Japanese diplomatic code.

Team Bidet is making Felonious von Pantsuits and her bathroom server seem competent and secure.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2023 07:44 PM (Gbsh5)

277 AOC in Spanish with Dancing PDT!

il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo
SHE'S WAY MORE FUN IN SPANISH!!!😂😂😂

https://tinyurl.com/4nzde9nc

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 02, 2023 07:44 PM (Vwz3I)

278 "There is something irregular about their menstrual cycles... concerning... The vaccine shouldn't be interfering with that... It has to be affecting something hormonal..."

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It's so weird that back in 2020 nobodies around here were saying this was going to happen.

Almost like mRNA injections haven't been approved in the last 20 years (or whatever) they've been tried for these very reasons.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 07:45 PM (yK9py)

279 "Of course opioid poisoning would have relatively greater effect."

Now compare how we responded.

Note that they're both from China

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 02, 2023 07:45 PM (SJsWC)

280 If the Chinese balloon is maneuverable, that would make it a dirigible. Sounds more ominous than 'balloon.'

Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at February 02, 2023 07:45 PM (24fqN)

281 It is easy to confuse him and ChemJeff and oddly enough CAC.....draw your own conclusions.
Posted by: sven

Conformists look and act the same. NPC's.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2023 07:46 PM (PW9wW)

282 280 If the Chinese balloon is maneuverable, that would make it a dirigible. Sounds more ominous than 'balloon.'
Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at February 02, 2023 07:45 PM (24fqN)

Yeah, need to grab and capture the thing so we can test it for stray 'viruses'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 02, 2023 07:47 PM (oHd/0)

283 You missed Biden saying “Let’s treat each other with respect.”

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That ship has sailed, Joe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 02, 2023 07:47 PM (FVME7)

284 It's so weird that back in 2020 nobodies around here were saying this was going to happen.

Almost like mRNA injections haven't been approved in the last 20 years (or whatever) they've been tried for these very reasons.
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 07:45 PM (yK9py)

I am absolutely convinced that everything that is happening to people now was a known outcome and was ignored for profit because most of these assholes in congress stood to make millions off the vax through stocks in Pfizer and everyone else.

It also explains why the government was so quick to give them carts Blanche legal immunity from side effects. Cause it's so safe.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 07:47 PM (mZ3xv)

285 Esoteric CD bebops in and starts talking about Erasure.

THEY ARE ALL IN A COMA THANKS JEFF!

//Bank Manager
Posted by: sven at February 02, 2023 07:40 PM (Lzpvj)

LAY IT DOWN IS COWBOY JUNKIES BEST ALBUM.

FIGHT ME!!

Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 07:48 PM (QBaJw)

286 You missed Biden saying “Let’s treat each other with respect.”

Is there any time in Biden life where he treated anyone with respect?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 02, 2023 07:48 PM (l7lsb)

287 "Imagine going through your whole life, and the culmination is writing for Nat Rev."

What's the compensation package? Is it work-from-home? Insurance and matching 401K?

Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at February 02, 2023 07:48 PM (24fqN)

288 Imagine going through your whole life, and the culmination is writing for Nat Rev.

I thought it was neat when I got to write for the Washington Free Beacon for a little while. The money was welcome too. But it wasn't the high point in my life, just a nice side gig for the few months it lasted.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 07:48 PM (0hOvj)

289 Jim SND.
Simply horrible situation. Prayers ascending.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2023 07:49 PM (PW9wW)

290 That we are not doing anything about fentanyl... tells me everything I really need to know about our Government.

Over 100K deaths per year... 455 murders committed by Rifles (of all types)... yet all they talk about is taking away our guns, and don't do anything to control the border OR put any sanctions on China, where all the precursors needed to make Fentanyl come from.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 02, 2023 07:34 PM (oHd/0)
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This. In a rational world, F. Joe and others enabling & facilitating the Mexican cartel drug & sex (including child) trafficking would have already been prosecuted for conspiracy to commit mass murder at a minimum, if not additionally for treason in enabling & facilitating a literal foreign invasion.

*spit*

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 02, 2023 07:49 PM (ZDsBk)

291 LAY IT DOWN IS COWBOY JUNKIES BEST ALBUM.

Trinity Session, dude

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 07:49 PM (0hOvj)

292 Japan at the end of World War II used balloons launched up into the jet stream. The jet stream would carry the balloons across the Pacific quite quickly. Then the balloons were supposed to come back to earth somewhere in the US and ignite to start forest fires.

Luckily there were only one family killed by one of these incendiary balloons though some balloons traveled as far east as Minnesota.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2023 07:49 PM (Gbsh5)

293 Re: TikTok chick.

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!

Posted by: zombie Rodney Dangerfield at February 02, 2023 07:49 PM (ufFY8)

294 In a better world, the US and Mexican governments would combine to obliterate the cartels.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 07:50 PM (0hOvj)

295 Jim,
Hitting my knees.
May Gob bless them with His mercy.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2023 07:50 PM (anj39)

296 @164 prayers up. Bad things happening to good people sucks

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 02, 2023 07:50 PM (StQQf)

297 285 Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 07:48 PM (QBaJw)

My favorite episode was the one where he visited RoboCop in Detroit and single handedly wrecked the automotive industry defending Courtney Love's artistic merit.

"Jesus Esoteric Man you just put 75,000 UAW members in a coma!"

It's a start citizen, you're welcome.

Posted by: sven at February 02, 2023 07:50 PM (Lzpvj)

298 You missed Biden saying “Let’s treat each other with respect.”

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That ship has sailed, Joe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 02, 2023 07:47 PM (FVME7)


This means he will run for re-election. This is straight out of the Biden 2020 Campaign Playbook of Lies and Bullshit.

Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2023 07:50 PM (AMIL/)

299 Am I supposed to know who Jeff B. is?

No, it just means you aren’t an HQ long timer.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2023 07:51 PM (X4R3E)

300 Hi Jeff. You're still a douchebag of the highest order. That's why you get talked about. It's the one thing you do spectacularly.
Posted by: BurtTC
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Ace level cruelty there.
Fact checker rates it as true.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2023 07:51 PM (PW9wW)

301
Is Rep. Rancida Taliban crying for real, or is it just an act (taqqiya). Is there a way to make her cry for real every day?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 02, 2023 07:51 PM (dtlw7)

302 Please, Horde, your prayers. PLEASE! God's mercy on them and their families, all!
Posted by: Jim


Ask and ye shall receive.

Posted by: mikeski at February 02, 2023 07:51 PM (P1f+c)

303 I didn't have any reason to distrust the vax other than they came up with it so fast and did no real testing and then wanted to force everyone to get it. The technical details didn't really make much difference to me.

Posted by: fd at February 02, 2023 07:51 PM (iayUP)

304 Team Bidet is making Felonious von Pantsuits and her bathroom server seem competent and secure.

Clinton at least had professionals vend her classified materials on an eBay-like website.

Made it more efficient to broker classified materials and keep track of the payments.

FJB used a crackhead son

Light years of difference in intelligence and savvy yet both are bottom dwellers when it comes to trust and patriotism.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 02, 2023 07:52 PM (l7lsb)

305 Rep. Rancid Tilapia probably smelled her own fart.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2023 07:52 PM (Gbsh5)

306 283 You missed Biden saying “Let’s treat each other with respect.”

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That ship has sailed, Joe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Hell Joe sank the good ship respect when he plagiarized a British pol and tried to torpedo Clarence Thomas among other stunts long ago.

Respect him my ass.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2023 07:53 PM (PW9wW)

307 Omar Brotherfucker getting the boot is fine. There are still a minimum of 4 GOP tools on the Intelligence Committee who supported her, so terrorism is still well-represented.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at February 02, 2023 07:53 PM (FYco/)

308 I remember hearing about JeffB but i forgot everything i heard. Just another wannabe loser.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 02, 2023 07:53 PM (67zsv)

309 Is Rep. Rancida Taliban crying for real, or is it just an act (taqqiya). Is there a way to make her cry for real every day?

I'm sure that the mob has professionals well versed n delivering that very request.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 02, 2023 07:53 PM (l7lsb)

310 Oscar worthy drama there in the capital today.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 07:54 PM (mZ3xv)

311 We were so whipped into hysteria that we needed the Vaccine as a placebo, else we'd have collapsed.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 02, 2023 07:54 PM (SJsWC)

312 303 but they did do testing for cold vaccines and have been working on cancer vaccines (which showed more promise). Everything died. They weren’t humans, but that should have been a very big clue.

Posted by: Piper at February 02, 2023 07:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

313 I am absolutely convinced that everything that is happening to people now was a known outcome and was ignored for profit because most of these assholes in congress stood to make millions off the vax through stocks in Pfizer and everyone else.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

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I was reading earlier today that Metabiota, Hunter Biden's company and one of the big players in Wuhan and Ukraine bioweapons labs, had just happened to create and market pandemic insurance right before releasing COVID.

https://tinyurl.com/2476ldjg

Neat, huh?

“Neil Callahan – a name that appears many times on Hunter Biden’s hard drive – also sits on Metabiota’s Board of Advisors.”

https://www.conservapedia.com
/Rosemont_Seneca_Partners

They were literally investing in a biolab company which houses and tracks deadly pathogens, then creates tracking and global virus outlooks and the marketing a pandemic insurance to go along with it."

https://tinyurl.com/2d3ny3te

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 07:54 PM (yK9py)

314 Joey

That ship sailed long ago, hit an iceberg, capsized, and then exploded.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2023 07:55 PM (Gbsh5)

315 https://tinyurl.com/4c7ujpu8
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
#10 Clown World will gross you out

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2023 07:55 PM (xhxe8)

316 311 Posted by: Ignoramus at February 02, 2023 07:54 PM (SJsWC)

There was an election needing "won" and hey Placebex would have done less damage.

Posted by: sven at February 02, 2023 07:55 PM (Lzpvj)

317 "I didn't have any reason to distrust the vax other than they came up with it so fast and did no real testing and then wanted to force everyone to get it. The technical details didn't really make much difference to me."

I was surprised by the three-minute 'experimental' disclaimer the pharmacist read to me and made me sign. That was a new one on me.

Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at February 02, 2023 07:55 PM (24fqN)

318 I didn't have any reason to distrust the vax other than they came up with it so fast and did no real testing and then wanted to force everyone to get it. The technical details didn't really make much difference to me.

Other than in Moderna's FEC disclosure statement they described the toxin as gene altering.

I'm OK with most things GMO, just not me.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 02, 2023 07:55 PM (l7lsb)

319
Talib has a breakdown and begins sobbing and yelling
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Yup. No difference between a woman or man.
Posted by: Axeman


Ron Klain was crying today on his way out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2023 07:56 PM (63Dwl)

320 but they did do testing for cold vaccines and have been working on cancer vaccines (which showed more promise). Everything died. They weren’t humans, but that should have been a very big clue.

Posted by: Piper
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Ha, yeah, I remember us discussing it in JJ's threads. It was awesome because they tested it on animals, the animals all died, so they just removed the animal testing portion and said "Okay, everything is fine, moving on."

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 07:56 PM (yK9py)

321 LAY IT DOWN IS COWBOY JUNKIES BEST ALBUM.
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Trinity Session, dude
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 07:49 PM (0hOvj)

I'm just trying to be esoteric.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 07:56 PM (QBaJw)

322 I am half wondering what that Davos group was saying to 1/2 the world population isn't part of the plan.

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2023 07:57 PM (xhxe8)

323 Oscar worthy drama there in the capital today.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


I'm offended on multiple levels.

Posted by: Oscar the Grouch at February 02, 2023 07:57 PM (P1f+c)

324 Biden's bunker
https://is.gd/GrVBmK

Posted by: Ciampino keeps secrets at February 02, 2023 07:57 PM (qfLjt)

325 322 I am half wondering what that Davos group was saying to 1/2 the world population isn't part of the plan.
Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2023 07:57 PM (xhxe

'We'll get em next time''

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 07:57 PM (mZ3xv)

326 Lawrence O'Donnell@Lawrence
Today is my 1st time inside the Capitol since Jan 6. Everything looks the same but it doesn’t feel the same. Maybe I’ll get used to it again but now it feels like a visit to an historic battlefield. Out of every window you see the paths of the attackers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 02, 2023 06:58 PM (FVME7)

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Like visiting Gettysburg, Pearl Harbor, and Ground Zero in NYC all at once ...

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 02, 2023 07:58 PM (ZDsBk)

327 here

Posted by: DB at February 02, 2023 07:58 PM (geLO8)

328 The SEC "rule" about climate is irrational and opposed to actual climate science.
Will companies that sell food have to say that the higher carbon dioxide in the air is increasing their production with no increase in costs? That is a scientific fact: more CO2 improves agriculture.
Will companies in health care have to say that climate change is decreasing their income? The modest warming, especially with daily lows not quite so low, is reducing heart attacks. That is a scientific fact.
Etc.
Overall, a scientific analysis would show many positive impacts and few negative ones from higher CO2 in the air and warmer temperatures.
But Biden and Company have little interest in science.

Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at February 02, 2023 07:58 PM (oMkPq)

329 Why does Beijing have a spy balloon over the US?

Isn't Google maps good enough?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2023 07:59 PM (Gbsh5)

330 318 I didn't have any reason to distrust the vax other than they came up with it so fast and did no real testing and then wanted to force everyone to get it. The technical details didn't really make much difference to me.

Other than in Moderna's FEC disclosure statement they described the toxin as gene altering.

I'm OK with most things GMO, just not me.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 02, 2023 07:55 PM (l7lsb)

More, it was never a vaccine. They literally changed the definition of Vaccine, to put a Gene Therapy shot under the Vaccine laws. Pfizer even ADMITTED it.

Bait and Switch is illegal. This was a Giant Fraud perpetuated on all of us.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 02, 2023 07:59 PM (oHd/0)

331 329 Why does Beijing have a spy balloon over the US?

Isn't Google maps good enough?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2023 07:59 PM (Gbsh5

Not like they couldn't just bribe congress for the information.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 07:59 PM (mZ3xv)

332 Rep. Rancid Tilapia probably smelled her own fart.

Wasn't there a real story that scientists were investigating making fake va-jay-jays for trannies out of tilapia?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2023 08:00 PM (X4R3E)

333 Lawrence O'Donnell needs a swirly.

Posted by: fd at February 02, 2023 08:00 PM (iayUP)

334 Biden's bunker
https://is.gd/GrVBmK

Posted by: Ciampino keeps secrets at February 02, 2023 07:57 PM (qfLjt)

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Wait 'til you see his Nerf Nuclear Football.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 02, 2023 08:00 PM (ZDsBk)

335 Lawrence O'Donnell@Lawrence
Today is my 1st time inside the Capitol since Jan 6. Everything looks the same but it doesn’t feel the same. Maybe I’ll get used to it again but now it feels like a visit to an historic battlefield. Out of every window you see the paths of the attackers.
--

"The worst part is knowing the nuclear-facility level locks on all the doors everywhere around the buildings failed simultaneously and were allowed to remain open throughout the ordeal, when simply pulling them closed and locking them would've prevented entry to everyone not driving an Abrams tank."

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 02, 2023 08:00 PM (yK9py)

336 Why does Beijing have a spy balloon over the US?

The part where they scrambled fighter jets against a balloon is pretty fucking funny though.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2023 08:00 PM (X4R3E)

337 >>Today is my 1st time inside the Capitol since Jan 6. Everything looks the same but it doesn’t feel the same. Maybe I’ll get used to it again but now it feels like a visit to an historic battlefield. Out of every window you see the paths of the attackers.

The ghosts of Paw Paw and Gammie haunt the sacred ground.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2023 08:01 PM (ZLI7S)

338 Would a balloon in the jet stream be a good way to deliver an emp nuke?

Posted by: davidt at February 02, 2023 08:01 PM (SYTee)

339 Way back when, we were taught that there was top secret and then there was this is no shyt top secret.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at February 02, 2023 08:01 PM (9X60i)

340 Wasn't there a real story that scientists were investigating making fake va-jay-jays for trannies out of tilapia?

That seems fishy. And gross.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2023 08:01 PM (Gbsh5)

341 defending Courtney Love's artistic merit.

-
What I learned today. Oliver Stone wanted to cast Jim Morrison in the Chris Sheen starring role in Platoon. When Morrison died, a copy of the script was found in his room.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBoB_jqDhXE&t=6s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 02, 2023 08:02 PM (FVME7)

342 The following post is classified TOMBSTONE
All TOMBSTONE material will be considered GREEN BEETLE until properly released by competent authority and in accordance with all TALL STEEPLE regulations. Any questions will be classified STIFF MEMBER and marked accordingly. Further any reference to DEWEY DELTA is likewise forbidden. Lastly, follow on data will be classified PENDULOUS ORBS.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2023 08:02 PM (anj39)

343 Or a virus?

Posted by: davidt at February 02, 2023 08:02 PM (SYTee)

344 NOOD cafe

Posted by: Ciampino keeps secrets at February 02, 2023 08:03 PM (qfLjt)

345 If this is true, it looks like both Biden and Bush I rose partly through their ties to the intelligence services. This reminds me of Putin and does not bode well for the future of the American republic.

Posted by: PG at February 02, 2023 08:03 PM (84jHt)

346 Still miss Rush. His voice still reverberates through the conservative movement today.

Posted by: pookysgirl, Rush Baby Forever at February 02, 2023 08:03 PM (XKZwp)

347 The IIAF scrambled F-4s to intercept a UFO one time.

They tried to intercept the planet Venus.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2023 08:03 PM (Gbsh5)

348 340 Wasn't there a real story that scientists were investigating making fake va-jay-jays for trannies out of tilapia?

That seems fishy. And gross.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2023 08:01 PM

dinner and a movie just got way weird.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2023 08:03 PM (mZ3xv)

349 341 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 02, 2023 08:02 PM (FVME7)

Given how Chavo Estevez turned out it would have been at worst a wash.

Posted by: sven at February 02, 2023 08:04 PM (Lzpvj)

350 dinner and a movie just got way weird.

So prime manga fodder for Japan

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2023 08:04 PM (Gbsh5)

351 I'll bet JeffB and Chemjeff are discussing NR story ideas down at the Applebees right now.

Posted by: Miklos so wagers at February 02, 2023 08:05 PM (dXghN)

352 I remember hearing about JeffB but i forgot everything i heard. Just another wannabe loser.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 02, 2023 07:53 PM (67zsv)

The main thing is, on almost any topic, he'd have to come in here and take a contrarian opinion about something. Not a major disagreement, just a minor quibble. Usually.

So for example, if he were here today, he'd be telling us why removing the brotherflucker from the foreign affairs committee was not necessarily a good idea.

Then he'd get his feelings hurt when people would tell him he was being a contrarian douchebag.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2023 08:05 PM (QBaJw)

353 I was thinkin' just the other day how much I miss Rush.

SAD!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 02, 2023 08:11 PM (XzIdt)

354 Please, Horde, your prayers. PLEASE! God's mercy on them and their families, all!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 02, 2023 07:24 PM (e6UQI)

Dear Lord...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 02, 2023 08:16 PM (CCSxw)

355 "So Russia is a big country full of bad people who don't like us. Sometimes bad people do bad things so the bad Russians launched some of their nuclear bombs at us. You know, those bombs that make those funny mushroom shaped clouds. People think they look like mushrooms but they are much bigger than real mushrooms. So in a few minutes you will be able to see one for yourself and think, Wow, those look just like mushrooms!"

Posted by: Kamala, sometime next year at February 02, 2023 08:17 PM (wsHtO)

356 Is one of her qualities pushing a unibrow? Is that an onlyfans thing?

Posted by: Kratwurst at February 02, 2023 08:23 PM (/kvYP)

357 Posted by: Jim at February 02, 2023 07:24 PM

I have no authority here, but I don't think prayers are ever off topic. I am sorry for the devastation of the families you know, and for the co-workers you love and I will pray for them in their terrible losses.

Everyday I also pray for accountability for the people at the Pharma companies.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2023 08:41 PM (D+F6R)

358 jeffb = y5

Posted by: esteban jo at February 02, 2023 08:46 PM (/Rqse)

359 jeffb = y5

Posted by: esteban jo at February 02, 2023 08:46 PM (/Rqse)

Not even in the same universe.

Jeffb is a squishy Democrat. Y5 may be combative, but trust me, he is a staunch conservative.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2023 09:50 PM (XIJ/X)

360 Just finished the rush tribute book with so many clips from his shows. I have been listening to the radio show for free through the national archives. The archives start with june 2005. It is amazing and also disturbing how timeless the content is.

Posted by: Kb at February 02, 2023 09:58 PM (iP44M)

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