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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: runner at January 31, 2023 07:25 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 07:25 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2023 07:25 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: runner at January 31, 2023 07:26 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at January 31, 2023 07:26 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2023 07:27 PM (XzIdt)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 31, 2023 07:28 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 31, 2023 07:29 PM (fUnHJ)
And that Tiger is a hoor.
Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2023 07:25 PM (iziT
He just wanted a little pussy... cat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 07:29 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Napoleon Dumbshit at January 31, 2023 07:29 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2023 07:30 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2023 07:30 PM (XzIdt)
Posted by: Napoleon Dumbshit at January 31, 2023 07:29 PM (iayUP)
Hah!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 07:31 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Fatty at January 31, 2023 07:32 PM (Oapks)
Just don't ever get stuck by one or let your dog mess with them.
The quills only go one way.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 31, 2023 07:32 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 07:33 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2023 07:33 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2023 07:33 PM (QBaJw)
Posted by: A river otter at January 31, 2023 07:34 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Bosk at January 31, 2023 07:34 PM (ZVuYy)
Posted by: spindrift at January 31, 2023 07:34 PM (vHb6K)
Posted by: Fatty at January 31, 2023 07:32 PM (Oapks)
Huh.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 07:34 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 31, 2023 07:34 PM (fUnHJ)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 31, 2023 07:34 PM (gv7Yb)
Posted by: A river otter at January 31, 2023 07:34 PM (iayUP)
Heh.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 07:34 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2023 07:34 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2023 07:35 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 07:36 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 07:36 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2023 07:36 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2023 07:35 PM (ZdaMQ)
Just tell him the dog is trying to jump over the tiger, but he did not quite make it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 07:37 PM (CsVWE)
https://bit.ly/3DueqSy
We're in Ukraine because we took over the Soviet era bioweapons labs there and started up research that's illegal in the US. Obama helped create an environment in which private US biolab companies could work in tandem with the bioweapons labs there. Then in 2014 there was a civil war and the US got involved in regime change, picking/creating a regime that was friendly to their goals.
Trump sniffed around a little bit over there and they impeached him to slam the door on his investigation. Zelensky blackmailed Biden by offering to destroy Metabiotica and Battelle documents for a price.
Putin's real goal in Ukraine is multi-fold. In part it was a reaction to Ukrainian movement toward joining the UN. In part it was to find and exploit the biolabs. In part it was pure expansionism. In part it was to grab a largely ethnically Russian population.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 07:37 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 31, 2023 07:37 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 07:38 PM (t1jwT)
Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2023 07:39 PM (iziT8)
I knew that.
Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2023 07:34 PM (iziT
I was going with Ghost of the Hindenburg.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2023 07:39 PM (QBaJw)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 31, 2023 07:39 PM (fUnHJ)
Posted by: Ace
Obviously river otters wanted to get to know the boys! Surprise!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 31, 2023 07:39 PM (XlMUK)
I think Elon divided by zero. Hate it when that happens. Please re-install reality and continue.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2023 07:39 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Creepy Bill Gates at January 31, 2023 07:40 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 07:40 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls "
Get Bessie a seat on The View!
Posted by: A river otter at January 31, 2023 07:41 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 31, 2023 07:41 PM (5/AfL)
It looks like there is someone/something in the water that the ship comes down on. Right around 10 seconds in.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 31, 2023 07:41 PM (gv7Yb)
And they're delicious.
Posted by: eleven
Horse meat was sold until relatively recently for human consumption in NJ (IIRC).
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 31, 2023 07:43 PM (XlMUK)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 31, 2023 07:43 PM (iyVGU)
It looks like there is someone/something in the water that the ship comes down on. Right around 10 seconds in.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 31, 2023 07:41 PM (gv7Yb)
There sure was.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 07:44 PM (5xURv)
It looks like there is someone/something in the water that the ship comes down on. Right around 10 seconds in.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 31, 2023 07:41 PM (gv7Yb)
I saw that. I assumed/hoped it was debris and not a critter.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 07:44 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Russkilitlover
Absolutely.
Navajo coyote is joker like Loki in Norse. Wicked sense of humor, or just wicked.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 31, 2023 07:45 PM (XlMUK)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 31, 2023 07:43 PM (iyVGU)
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Doesn't coyote play a major Trickster role in many Native American myths?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 31, 2023 07:45 PM (BpYfr)
I wonder if they make good hunting partners, or maybe the coyote scrounges what escapes the badger?
Posted by: fd at January 31, 2023 07:46 PM (iayUP)
Putin's real goal in Ukraine is multi-fold. In part it was a reaction to Ukrainian movement toward joining the UN. In part it was to find and exploit the biolabs. In part it was pure expansionism. In part it was to grab a largely ethnically Russian population.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 07:37 PM (eyxn4)
Russians claim dug up a bunch of the lab notes and deployment notes they claim show the bioweapons were being tested on soldiers, prisoners and the ethnically Russian population. In releasing information about the records they claim that the archives were buried instead of shredded and burnt, indicating they were part of a last minute attempt to hide or destroy them.
It doesn't smell llike a Ghost of Kiev sort of claim
Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2023 07:46 PM (xhaym)
Conventional gas BMW. The general theory is that transmission oil cooler and fuel lines were damaged. The rescuers left the key on when they got the door open so the pump in the tank kept going and spraying gas on the fire.
The full unedited video is on the Police Pursuits YT channel if you want to come up with your own theory.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2023 07:27 PM (X4R3E)
Most any car manufactured in the last 50 years or so with an electric fuel pump has a feature that shuts down the fuel pump if the engine stops running.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2023 07:46 PM (tkR6S)
HordeMind FTW!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2023 07:47 PM (XzIdt)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 07:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 07:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2023 07:48 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2023 07:49 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 31, 2023 07:49 PM (gv7Yb)
Think back to all the trips Biden made to Ukraine and why he got that AG fired. Obama was funding pathological weapons in Ukraine.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 07:50 PM (5xURv)
Ride the tiger
Posted by: The dog at January 31, 2023 07:51 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 31, 2023 07:52 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Beartooth at January 31, 2023 07:52 PM (Ost2s)
Posted by: Beartooth at January 31, 2023 07:52 PM (Ost2s
I dare you to try and bang that porcupine.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 07:54 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 07:50 PM (5xURv)
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Would not at all be surprised.
*sigh* Can't supervillains just be a little less evil and NOT mess around with killer viruses?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 31, 2023 07:54 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Beartooth at January 31, 2023 07:54 PM (Ost2s)
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Negative.
The vantage point is thousands of miles away. It'd be like looking at a car, traveling at 100MPH from 100 miles away. Wouldn't seem very quick.
Consider this; the rocket is traveling away from you, at a thousand MPH, yet is a thousand miles away.
*dumbing this down considerably for effect
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2023 07:55 PM (Q4IgG)
Ride the tiger
Posted by: The dog at January 31, 2023 07:51 PM (iayUP)
It's the brown eye of the tiger
it's the thrill of the fight
watching out for the paw swap of our rivals!
And the last known dog
stalks his prey in the night
And he's hoping to to finish befoooore
the tiger wakes up!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 07:55 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 31, 2023 07:45 PM (BpYfr)
The cute trickster stories are for the kids, like coyote flinging the blanket with all the stars on it into the air, which became the milky way. Coyote is more like a demon or devil, is present whenever bad things happen to a person (alcohol is a big Coyote attribute), and to call a Navajo a coyote is the worst insult you could utter.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 31, 2023 07:56 PM (iyVGU)
My money would be on the DOD doing the funding but Obama/Biden were all in on it.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2023 07:57 PM (ZLI7S)
My money would be on the DOD doing the funding but Obama/Biden were all in on it.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2023 07:57 PM (ZLI7S)
Ok, I can buy it. Why?
Just the graft? Or something more nefarious?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 07:59 PM (CsVWE)
Now, not to be too nitpicky on the laid-back cafe, but, down here in cattle country, a cow is not a he. May be different back east in transymania.
Posted by: mindful webworker - no bull at January 31, 2023 07:59 PM (/Rqse)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
Is that why the hamburger I had for lunch tasted funny?
Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2023 07:59 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Navajo Odin at January 31, 2023 08:00 PM (Vwz3I)
Just the graft? Or something more nefarious?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 07:59 PM (CsVWE
If you believe the WEF ilk, there's just too many of us mouthbreathers. What a simple way to mow down millions.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 08:00 PM (5xURv)
me, I never walk 50 feet from a road without those necessities ... and usually quite a bit more ... just sayin ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2023 08:00 PM (XzIdt)
Philip Bump@pbump
The Pelosi attack, the 2020 election, QAnon — these are all sub-conspiracy-theories of the central, animating one on the right: Democrats are evil.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 31, 2023 08:02 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
They are dumb as rocks and brilliant all at the same time. And they can read your intent - when you load them into the truck for the ride to the butcher, they know.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2023 08:02 PM (bJxw1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2023 08:04 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 31, 2023 07:56 PM (iyVGU)
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Like the Faerie of old, eh? Those are some tricky bastards. NEVER make a deal with The Fair Folk, no matter what shape they are in or how friendly they seem.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 31, 2023 08:04 PM (BpYfr)
It doesn't smell llike a Ghost of Kiev sort of claim
Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2023 07:46 PM (xhaym)
It definitely isn't that. Vik Newland testified in Congress herself that she was afraid of the Russians capturing them. Kinda strange if they were making new cold cures or making fertilizers have 10 percent more yield.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 08:04 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
Is that why the hamburger I had for lunch tasted funny?
Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2023 07:59 PM (P1f+c)
What do you mean funny? You mean like I amuse you?
Posted by: Bovine Joe Pesci? at January 31, 2023 08:05 PM (93Wqv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 07:59 PM (CsVWE)
That.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 31, 2023 08:05 PM (zB/T/)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2023 08:05 PM (bJxw1)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2023 08:05 PM (XzIdt)
Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2023 08:05 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 07:40 PM
You know it's the nurse who decides what size Foley catheter you get, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2023 08:06 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Tonypete
I didn't think they were that smart.
It might be why my rancher has a mobile abattoir finish them off and then they go to the butcher for dry aging and butchering.
(or it could be there are some stupid Fed laws that make the rancher do it this way (and I know that is true.))
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 31, 2023 08:07 PM (XlMUK)
>>Just the graft? Or something more nefarious?
All of the gain of function research was outlawed in the US and outsourced to labs around the world. Pretty shady stuff. But I think they convinced themselves they were doing the patriotic thing.
It probably also required taking down governments that were friendly to Putin, Ukraine for example, to allow the research to continue. Once you start doing criminal acts like that what's a little graft amongst thieves?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2023 08:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2023 08:08 PM (a3Q+t)
This is as close as I get to the book thread these days.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 31, 2023 08:08 PM (Ost2s)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 07:40 PM
You know it's the nurse who decides what size Foley catheter you get, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2023 08:06 PM (a3Q+t)
Nurse luvs me. She wouldn't do that.
Well, she probably would but she'd warm her hands up first.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 08:09 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2023 08:09 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
This will insult the donkeys... you might just call them by their real nickname "the asses" of DC.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 31, 2023 08:10 PM (XlMUK)
Posted by: bonhomme
______________
This is all incorrect.
It was, and is all about laundering money. Period. Thinking our political betters have some grand geopolitical scheme is silly. They're as dumb as a post.
The Biolab story has been examined in depth and while probably part of the equation, not significant in anything other than grift. The so called political rationalizations for this shit are really about who gets their cut of the pie.
People tend to over analyze things and gloss over the most basic of motivations... greed.
Putin's motivations are in line with this. The land grab he thought he'd get away with little effort is obviously a shit show, but he, and Z-man do not give a shit about a largely ethnically Russian population.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2023 08:10 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 07:59 PM
Dude. You're not new here. Embrace the power, the magic, the majesty of AND.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2023 08:10 PM (a3Q+t)
Hope everyone has a great evening
Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2023 08:11 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2023 08:02 PM (bJxw1)
My elderly aunt likes to watch the cows on the hill across from her house. She asked me once if I think they know it when they're going to be killed. She was so sad about it, I had to tell her that God made some of the beasts dumb so they wouldn't know and be afraid. She felt better, but I'm not sure I did.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 31, 2023 08:11 PM (OX9vb)
It probably also required taking down governments that were friendly to Putin, Ukraine for example, to allow the research to continue. Once you start doing criminal acts like that what's a little graft amongst thieves?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2023 08:08 PM (ZLI7S)
I've heard lots of rumors about stuff going on in old Ukraine - people going missing, organ and child trafficking. Given a corrupt government with a Russian subclass it wanted to expunge I can see that sort of thing going on as long as buyers can be found.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 08:11 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 31, 2023 08:13 PM (5/AfL)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 31, 2023 08:13 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Jrgunn at January 31, 2023 08:13 PM (cS0Gh)
Posted by: Half Dozen at January 31, 2023 08:13 PM (N9gd2)
Just don't ever get stuck by one or let your dog mess with them.
The quills only go one way.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 31, 2023 07:32 PM (R/m4+)
Dog after a porcupine encounter: "OUCH!"
The next time the dog sees the porcupine: "there goes that son-of-a-bitch that poked me last time. GET HIM!
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 31, 2023 08:14 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 08:14 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Oso at January 31, 2023 08:14 PM (divea)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2023 08:10 PM (Q4IgG)
As if I'd trust any investigator in the West on this. As I said, Victoria Newland is on record in Congress as being worried about Russia taking the Biolabs and publishing what they were up to. You don't say that if you think its some kickback checks that might turn up.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 08:15 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023 08:15 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
=====
And check valves if car shows its belly.
From my old world, the first commandment was "thou shall not create a fuel fed fire"
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 31, 2023 08:15 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2023 08:15 PM (bJxw1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Could be worse - Could be freezing rain.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2023 08:15 PM (bJxw1
Yeah, Texas peeps are getting it hard.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 08:16 PM (5xURv)
Dumb people make dumb plans. They might seem incredibly stupid to us but that doesn't mean they seem that way to them.
It has been the foreign policy goal of numerous successive administrations to move NATO eastward toward Russia for decades. Take a look at the original map of NATO and where it is today despite the fact we pledged to Russia repeatedly that we would not do this.
Bush hinted that both Georgia and Ukraine would be candidates for admission into NATO. Putin attacked and captured territory in Georgia that still is autonomous. Then Obama ran a coup in Ukraine and Putin took Crimea. Trump did nothing and nothing happened. Then Biden hinted that Ukraine would get a NATO nod and Putin invaded.
Putin isn't stupid and the facts are the facts. Putin might be a murderous thug but he didn't act for no reason and we don't have clean hands. Money was just a bonus.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2023 08:16 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 31, 2023 08:13 PM (KAi1n)
I'd hope they have records of what he removed or they are even crazier than I thought, just searching the checkout list can give you what to fish for.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 08:16 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2023 08:06 PM (a3Q+t) "
well, no, I didn't, not specifically anyway, but I knew from experience to be nice to all of the peoples, it was easy, specially buzzed on whatever they had me on before emergency surgery ... but I know that alla them tubes come out sweet a coupla days later ...
and here, a thank you, again, to all of the Horde who prayed for me after my first post-surgical post ... it changed my life a little bit, because I swear I felt it within the 10 or 15 minutes after posting: the brain fog lifted and I knew I was gonna be ok. long story short, I was ok, and got completely restored to usual functioning.
(avoiding TMI) thank you, thank you, thank you, wonderful people
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2023 08:17 PM (XzIdt)
Well, she probably would but she'd warm her hands up first.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I could forgive you if I get to shoot your new 1911.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 08:17 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Tell me about it - I drove from a bit south of Little Rock to Dallas this morning. Yikes!!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2023 08:17 PM (bJxw1)
My money would be on the DOD doing the funding but Obama/Biden were all in on it.
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I'm starting to lean towards the classified documents that are suddenly being found and requested from everyone being actions to clean up evidence of what's happening in Ukraine. Most everyone is of the body, so yeah, cool, no biggie, just send them when you get to your office.
Except Trump. Trump required a raid. Because he isn't on their side, and they needed to see if he had any loose-end documents on Ukraine.
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at January 31, 2023 08:18 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: ZOD at January 31, 2023 08:18 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Tonypete "
Don't they try to mootiny?
Posted by: The dog at January 31, 2023 08:18 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: nurse ratched
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess this is not an euphemism this time.
But it sure as hell should be.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2023 08:19 PM (bJxw1)
Well, she probably would but she'd warm her hands up first.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I could forgive you if I get to shoot your new 1911.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 08:17 PM (U2p+3)
Any time, darlin!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 08:20 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 08:16 PM (5xURv)
Brings to mind an expression:
"Whatever you do, marry a Texas girl. As bad as things get, she'll have always seen them worse."
(MRS ZOD is not from Texas).
Posted by: ZOD at January 31, 2023 08:20 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Confucius and/or A Tired Dog at January 31, 2023 08:21 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 08:21 PM (U2p+3)
Putin isn't stupid and the facts are the facts. Putin might be a murderous thug but he didn't act for no reason and we don't have clean hands. Money was just a bonus.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2023 08:16 PM (ZLI7S)
Don't forget that Ukraine attacked the Donbass states in 2015 and they surrounded the U army. A ceasefire was forced that resulted to save the U army resulting in the Minsk Accords. Ukraine swore to make a deal for Donbas self-rule inside of Ukraine, Germany and France swore to enforce it and a UN Resolution was made to that effect. This never happened. Now Germany and France and Ukraine publicly admit that the treaty was a ploy to allow Ukraine to rearm to fight again.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 08:22 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2023 08:22 PM (XzIdt)
_______________
I do not discount this, but money has, and always will be a motivating factor in foreign policy with these retards.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2023 08:22 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2023 08:22 PM (XzIdt)
Like the Faerie of old, eh? Those are some tricky bastards. NEVER make a deal with The Fair Folk, no matter what shape they are in or how friendly they seem.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 31, 2023 08:04 PM (BpYfr)
Exactly! I'm always amazed by the similarities of mythologies across so many cultures.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 31, 2023 08:23 PM (iyVGU)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 31, 2023 08:23 PM (Eeb9P)
Alexa: WWIII will occur on 11/23/2023 at 6:05 p.m. (EST?) "...when Russia invades Germany."
I asked Siri this morning.
"WWIII began in 2015, and will last approximately 9 years."
So, the war--such as it is/was--is almost over. Unless Alexa is right and Siri is wrong.
Female HAL voice battle. Do it now.
Posted by: ZOD at January 31, 2023 08:24 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Weasel at January 31, 2023 08:25 PM (WoIMU)
I have watched a few of the otter channels on utube (damn you nurse!)
So there was one where an otter had just had a litter of... pups(?) and they included the birth.
Why would you do that?
The sounds that poor otter made. How do otters in the wild avoid attracting every predator for miles?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 08:25 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 08:21 PM (U2p+3)
Hail yes!
(It's a southernism. We're still all gonna die.)
Posted by: ZOD at January 31, 2023 08:25 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: azjaeger at January 31, 2023 08:26 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: ZOD
"I'm sorry, Zod. I'm afraid we can't do that."
Posted by: Siri and Alexa, in unison at January 31, 2023 08:26 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Tonypete "
Don't they try to mootiny?
Posted by: The dog at January 31, 2023 08:18 PM (iayUP)
Ouch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 08:26 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 31, 2023 08:23 PM (iyVGU)
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It does make people wonder if there is a common thread that connects all of those mythologies. One possibility is aliens. Another is fallen angelic spirits that have corrupted their mission from God.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 31, 2023 08:27 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2023 08:27 PM (anj39)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Show of clean hands; Everybody raise them.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 31, 2023 08:27 PM (dtPto)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 08:28 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: DB at January 31, 2023 08:28 PM (geLO8)
Why would you do that?
The sounds that poor otter made. How do otters in the wild avoid attracting every predator for miles?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Because that was a satanic river otter.
Sea otters give birth to one pup.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 08:29 PM (U2p+3)
The last 747 was delivered out of the Everett plant this afternoon. The line is done.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 08:31 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Skip
Jump in the ocean, to escape from an otter.
What part of "otter" don't they understand?
Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2023 08:31 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: ZOD at January 31, 2023 08:24 PM (Q/6pY)
I said it's fine! Do what you want.
Posted by: Siri at January 31, 2023 08:31 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: A river otter at January 31, 2023 07:34 PM (iayUP)
That sound!
I know that sound!
It's a 1911 slide being pulled back and released.
*grabs popcorn*
Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2023 08:32 PM (anj39)
____________
As a shareholder in the company... yea it was awesome. A fairly long run on the airframe, generally speaking.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2023 08:33 PM (Q4IgG)
https://tinyurl.com/263y3582
Posted by: DB
The sea shell business by the seashore was just a starting point.
Posted by: Shelley at January 31, 2023 08:33 PM (P1f+c)
Yep.
One of my favorite happenings in Ukraine was the former president of Georgia, Mikheil Saakashvili, who was a leader of the Rose Revolution, color revolution, that led to the overthrow of the Georgian government and his tenure as president of Georgia, magically becoming the Governor of Odessa in Ukraine right after the color revolution in Ukraine.
How does the leader of Georgia become the governor of one of the most important regions of Ukraine?
Saakashvili is a US educated CIA drone.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2023 08:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at January 31, 2023 08:34 PM (24fqN)
& now rly g'night, innit ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2023 08:35 PM (XzIdt)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at January 31, 2023 08:35 PM (24fqN)
https://tinyurl.com/263y3582
Posted by: DB
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It appears that the ship's starboard side is not completely loaded, however there is no list to the port side.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 31, 2023 08:36 PM (dtPto)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2023 08:37 PM (XzIdt)
Posted by: ZOD
"I'm sorry, Zod. I'm afraid we can't do that."
Posted by: Siri and Alexa, in unison at January 31, 2023 08:26 PM (P1f+c)
YOU DEFY ME?!?
(Consults Emily Post, eats dilaudid)
"Forgive me. With the stress of...well, you're not interested in my struggles, you have struggles of your own no doubt (smiles wanly) and I'm sure the very last thing you need is a bitter, decrepit, spondylosis-stricken old man gabbling (removes handkerchief from bosom pocket of jacket) at you about what you are capable of."
(Dabs a tear)
"Seems most of us aren't capable of the most simple kindnesses these days. Misplaced anger, unspoken resentment, why, it's a wonder folk still even (casts a look over the plantation from the sitting room through the window) even really *know* each other these days (intro: slow Delta blues)
"...but sometimes, in times like this, when all hope is lost"
ZOD HAS TO FUCKING REGULATE.
(Tennessee Williams stage demolished, simperers sent to camps, fin)
Posted by: ZOD at January 31, 2023 08:37 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos
The deer were twins earlier in the day.
Posted by: Fat Cat wonders, "was twins" or "were twins"? at January 31, 2023 08:40 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at January 31, 2023 08:40 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: ZOD
If George Lucas made 2001 . . . (4 1/2 minutes)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v_suy7gARps
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 31, 2023 08:41 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 31, 2023 08:27 PM (BpYfr)
Now there's a story waiting to be told. I can even see movies, streaming, action figures.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 31, 2023 08:41 PM (iyVGU)
Tuesday, 12 December 2006
"Ukraine has become the self-styled stem cell capital of the world. There is a trade in stem cells from aborted foetuses, amid unproven claims they can help fight many diseases. But now there are claims that stem cells are also being harvested from live babies.
...In its report, the Council describes a general culture of trafficking of children snatched at birth, and a wall of silence from hospital staff upwards over their fate.'
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/
6171083.stm
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at January 31, 2023 08:42 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: ZOD
Excellent!
I was only expecting BEN R. to show up and explain that it was funny because they held a HAL voice battle by refusing to hold a HAL voice battle.
Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2023 08:43 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 31, 2023 08:43 PM (dtPto)
https://is.gd/b4OGVC
(just found it so I have *not* read the whole thing)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 31, 2023 08:46 PM (llON8)
Tuesday, 12 December 2006
"Ukraine has become the self-styled stem cell capital of the world. There is a trade in stem cells from aborted foetuses, amid unproven claims they can help fight many diseases. But now there are claims that stem cells are also being harvested from live babies.
...In its report, the Council describes a general culture of trafficking of children snatched at birth, and a wall of silence from hospital staff upwards over their fate.'
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/
6171083.stm
Posted by: Trainwreck:
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Could it be, when Putin speaks of them being Nazi's he's not referring to the militant aspect at all
That he's referring to the treatment of the children and the babies?
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 31, 2023 08:47 PM (dtPto)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 31, 2023 08:41 PM (FVME7)
(Wipes a tear)
That's beautiful. Succinct, beautiful, mutated. Thank You.
I like the part where ice cream happens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4IFNKYmLa8
Posted by: ZOD at January 31, 2023 08:47 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: HAL 9001 (improved female version) at January 31, 2023 08:48 PM (a3Q+t)
"In August 2005, just seven months after his swearing-in, Obama traveled to Donetsk in Eastern Ukraine with then-Indiana Republican Senator Dick Lugar, touring a conventional weapons site."
https://tinyurl.com/t6l4mv5
Probably just a coincedence.
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at January 31, 2023 08:51 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2023 08:51 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2023 08:51 PM (XzIdt)
ZOD: Well. I'll need a spoon (Grabs an Aztec, speaks gutturally, 'something that looks like a shovel that would have smooth edges and is not made of lava, Find That Untensil)
Posted by: ZOD at January 31, 2023 08:51 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2023 08:51 PM (ZdaMQ)
Needs WD-40?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 31, 2023 08:52 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 31, 2023 08:53 PM (llON8)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2023 08:53 PM (XzIdt)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 31, 2023 08:54 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2023 08:54 PM (XzIdt)
Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2023 08:54 PM (ZdaMQ)
Does it work from the outside?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 31, 2023 08:55 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2023 08:51 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Sometimes the tumblers get stuck and need a little extra lubrication. WD-40 is a good temporary fix, but I think graphite lubricant is the preferred long-term solution.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 31, 2023 08:55 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2023 08:57 PM (ZdaMQ)
I'd pull that key out and put the one that looks just like that one in.
Posted by: MkY at January 31, 2023 08:57 PM (cPGH3)
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The lubrication idea isn't a bad one if there are any cracks it could seep by and in. Mechanical stuff is funny sometimes, and sometimes stuff just jams or gets out of alignment just right (or you absentmindedly use the other key that sort of fits but doesn't work because it's not the right key but it can get jammed up inside because it doesn't really fit - I did that once).
The most important part is to not force anything. Good luck.
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at January 31, 2023 08:57 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at January 31, 2023 08:58 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Bovine Joe Pesci at January 31, 2023 08:58 PM (Bx145)
Posted by: Piper
from your description, it appears the key is stuck
squirt some WD-40 in there
Posted by: DB at January 31, 2023 08:58 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 31, 2023 08:58 PM (dtPto)
Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2023 08:58 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2023 08:59 PM (dHzaG)
Don't spray WD-40 into a lock. WD-40 is basically paraffin dissolved in kerosene. It will eventually dry up and get gummy.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 31, 2023 08:59 PM (nfrXX)
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Don't spray WD-40 into a lock. WD-40 is basically paraffin dissolved in kerosene. It will eventually dry up and get gummy.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 31, 2023 08:59 PM (nfrXX)
In that case.... how would you clean that out?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 31, 2023 09:00 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Oddbob at January 31, 2023 08:59 PM (nfrXX)
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I've used it on several locks without any issue.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 31, 2023 09:00 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: MkY at January 31, 2023 09:00 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 31, 2023 08:55 PM (Xrfse)
If so, turn it the other way.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2023 09:01 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 31, 2023 09:02 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: MkY at January 31, 2023 09:02 PM (cPGH3)
Remove the lock from the door. Spray it out with brake parts cleaner. Probably more than once. Let it dry thoroughly. Then lube with powered graphite.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 31, 2023 09:02 PM (nfrXX)
Me too.
But what do I know? Less than nothing.
What would you use instead, Oddbob?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 31, 2023 09:02 PM (KFhLj)
Then you've been fired.
Check your memos
Posted by: MkY at January 31, 2023 09:00 PM (cPGH3)
She's been filling out her TPS reports, unlike *you*.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 31, 2023 09:02 PM (llON8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 09:02 PM (U2p+3)
You're locked out, if I'm reading this correctly. How your key could've been inside the building locking you out I'm not sure but
I'M SORRY DAVE, I CAN'T UNLOCK THE STUDIO DOOR FROM THE INSIDE. MAYBE THE MISSION DIDN'T REQUIRE THAT YOU DO ART TONIGHT.
Posted by: ZOD at January 31, 2023 09:02 PM (Q/6pY)
Then you've been fired.
Check your memos
Posted by: MkY at January
I own it! This is terrible! I don’t even offer severance!
Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2023 09:03 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: MkY at January 31, 2023 09:03 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2023 09:03 PM (dHzaG)
Pressurized air that is used on computers.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 31, 2023 09:03 PM (dtPto)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2023 08:02 PM (bJxw1)
Is that because they remember the one way rides of previous friends?
Posted by: clutch at January 31, 2023 09:04 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: ZOD at January 31, 2023 09:04 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2023 09:04 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: MkY at January 31, 2023 09:04 PM (cPGH3)
Powdered graphite. Comes in a tiny tube so you can spritz it into the keyhole and also all over your nice white wall paint.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 31, 2023 09:04 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Tommy DeLatcho at January 31, 2023 09:05 PM (vHb6K)
It's very hard to determine the problem without inspecting, or asking 20 questions.
You don't mention, but sounds like a deadbolt? If so, suspect that if key won't turn all the way, that latch mechanism is jammed. If key turns but nothing happens, then tailpiece isn't engaging. If key won't go in or out when in correct position to do so, then broken top spring or wedged pin.
It's just hard to say... like said above: don't force anything. Probably repairable and worst $ outlay will be for the service call
Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2023 09:05 PM (o0Fxd)
https://youtube.com/shorts/i7lrm2D7000?feature=share
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I'm not convinced that isn't that extremely funny college kid from the University of Alabama that told the story of being taken on a field trip to pick cotton and his mother going to the school the next day mad as a wet hornet.
Grown up a few years and with a silly disguise to make money on youtube...
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at January 31, 2023 09:05 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 31, 2023 09:07 PM (dtPto)
Posted by: spindrift at January 31, 2023 09:07 PM (vHb6K)
Posted by: Oddbob at January 31, 2023 09:07 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 09:07 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Trainwreck
* stops *
* looks dejected *
* slowly returns to shed, dragging sledgehammer *
Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2023 09:07 PM (P1f+c)
Powdered graphite
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+1.
Piper, if you're handy at all - and since you have access to both sides of the door - you might be able to pull the bolts from the lock and get things loose enough to break free. Then just reassemble everything and be on your way. it would be a lot cheaper than calling the locksmith.
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at January 31, 2023 09:08 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2023 09:08 PM (anj39)
"A woman, her studio door is locked."
"Sir."
"It's likely frozen, or she just womaned it."
"Yes, sir."
"Assess the value of the contents inside said studio, double that number (pulls out checkbook), and make her whole."
"Done."
"And find everyone...and I do mean EVERYONE responsible for her inconvenience. List them. Bring them to me over gin tomorrow morning."
"Done."
Posted by: ZOD at January 31, 2023 09:08 PM (Q/6pY)
Same here. Hard to diagnose if the type of locking mechanism is not known.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 31, 2023 09:08 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 09:09 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2023 09:09 PM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2023 09:09 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 31, 2023 09:10 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at January 31, 2023 09:10 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Oddbob at January 31, 2023 09:11 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2023 09:11 PM (o0Fxd)
Problem solved.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 09:09 PM (U2p+3)
T H E
W O O D P E C K E R
P R O T O C O L
by Robert Ludlum
Posted by: coming this month from Random House at January 31, 2023 09:11 PM (vHb6K)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 31, 2023 09:12 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 31, 2023 09:12 PM (S8hJY)
This is probably the root cause. There are a lot of women in and out of that door daily.
Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2023 09:12 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Don Lemon at January 31, 2023 09:12 PM (9QMtn)
Communication is key!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2023 09:12 PM (anj39)
Posted by: spindrift at January 31, 2023 09:07 PM (vHb6K)
Slap a hot iron to the lock, then place a tampon over the injury and use duct tape to secure it.
I have references here...
Posted by: ChatGPT at January 31, 2023 09:12 PM (llON8)
One #2 Phillips screwdriver, and bob's your uncle!
Posted by: MkY at January 31, 2023 09:13 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 31, 2023 09:12 PM (nxdel)
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Tell everyone you got into a fistfight. Also good to see you.
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at January 31, 2023 09:13 PM (XTk1T)
Problem solved.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 09:09 PM
This would solve another problem in my life. Ex husband who? Never heard of him, But I digress.
Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2023 09:14 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2023 08:58 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Do you happen to have an oxyacetylene torch?
Posted by: Weasel at January 31, 2023 09:15 PM (WoIMU)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2023 09:16 PM (anj39)
2. Vulcan mind-meld
3. Partridge Family tune
4. Sprayed graphite dust (previously mentioned)
5. Zen.
6. Scientology ("just 'witch' that shit open, with your Mind.'")
7. Despair, despondence, suicide.
8. Choose Option B.
9. Black Friday.
Posted by: ZOD at January 31, 2023 09:16 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 31, 2023 09:12 PM (nxdel)
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Didn't have a hot iron handy, eh?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 31, 2023 09:17 PM (BpYfr)
Do you happen to have an oxyacetylene torch?
Posted by: Weasel at January
Okay, so next to my studio on one side is a nail salon, on the other is a hair salon. 1 door up is Publix. This is me we are talking about. Do you really think I could use a torch and not somehow blow the nail and hair salon sky high taking the Publix with us?
News at 11!
Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2023 09:18 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: MkY at January 31, 2023 09:19 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2023 09:19 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 31, 2023 09:19 PM (u73oe)
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Well if you blow the place up then the lock problem is kinda solved.
Posted by: Weasel at January 31, 2023 09:19 PM (WoIMU)
Posted by: Weasel
* perks back up *
* returns with the sledgehammer *
Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2023 09:20 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 31, 2023 09:20 PM (bUGMk)
News at 11!
Posted by: Piper
Well, the official story would be more benign... who would want to get in there that badly?
Posted by: MkY at January 31, 2023 09:20 PM (cPGH3)
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Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 31, 2023 09:21 PM (llON8)
Well worth a watch if you haven't seen it. It's hilarious, and he's a master storyteller. NSFW language:
youtu.be/90XLNQXN_74
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at January 31, 2023 09:22 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Piper
Trade?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 09:22 PM (U2p+3)
Who by the way swore "Pinky Fingers Swear" to only serve TWO (2) terms...
YET
Here we are at a 4th term. Like I said in pervious posts.
The Repubicons like their swamp as well...eh Mitch?
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 31, 2023 09:22 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Joe Kidd
A waterslide with no water? Must be funded by the local E.R.
Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2023 09:23 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 31, 2023 09:23 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2023 09:23 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 09:23 PM (U2p+3)
https://www.libertytabletop.com
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 31, 2023 09:23 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Weasel at January 31, 2023 09:24 PM (WoIMU)
Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2023 09:24 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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There are drugs for that. Just put a little in her morning coffee. Have a pleasant day.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 31, 2023 09:25 PM (dtPto)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 31, 2023 09:26 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2023 09:26 PM (anj39)
News at 11!
Posted by: Piper
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It would be a shame, no doubt. But you'd tell us what station was broadcasting the blaze, yes?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 31, 2023 09:26 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: MkY at January 31, 2023 09:26 PM (cPGH3)
However, the trash has not been picked up and we haven't gotten any mail.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 31, 2023 09:27 PM (llON8)
Solo pudding
Trestle vibrations...Steam Engines of AMerica's industrial might still rumble across with POWER.
We should all just give this up...RIGHT?
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 31, 2023 09:27 PM (J00IM)
It does make people wonder if there is a common thread that connects all of those mythologies. One possibility is aliens. Another is fallen angelic spirits that have corrupted their mission from God.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 31, 2023 08:27 PM (BpYfr)
We had blond and red head people with green and blue blues here in wee NZ , way down south, for thousands of years before the 3rd wave Maori colonisers arrived in 1300 AD. The Maori oral history (the only one they have) is full of "Fairy people " some small and some giants ie 7 to 8 foot tall people. The myth of Maori being indigenous to NZ is slowly being exposed and the troughers hate it and are suppressing a lot of archeological evidence.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at January 31, 2023 09:28 PM (bgJ0E)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer
That made me winch just reading it. Ouch!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2023 09:29 PM (bJxw1)
Solo pudding
Trestle vibrations...Steam Engines of AMerica's industrial might still rumble across with POWER.
We should all just give this up...RIGHT?
Posted by: Nightwatch
It's okay. Somebody watch his hands, I'm gonna try to talk him down...
Posted by: MkY at January 31, 2023 09:29 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at January 31, 2023 09:31 PM (bgJ0E)
Now, not to be too nitpicky on the laid-back cafe, but, down here in cattle country, a cow is not a he. May be different back east in transymania.
>I may have missed it, but I didn't see any udders on that cow.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 31, 2023 09:31 PM (Jg7EG)
Kevin O'Neal died. He was Ryan's brother. He was also in the movie Village of the Giants.
Guess what movie popped up today on Pluto TV via MST 3000?
Mind. Blown.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at January 31, 2023 09:31 PM (UQUAY)
Kevin O'Neal died. He was Ryan's brother. He was also in the movie Village of the Giants.
Guess what movie popped up today on Pluto TV via MST 3000?
Mind. Blown.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at January 31, 2023 09:31 PM (UQUAY)
Your phone and/or your browser sent them marketing info.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 31, 2023 09:33 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 31, 2023 09:34 PM (J00IM)
So here we are...
We are at the point where Media Goblins are "canceling" people for *almost* saying a Verboten word. And by "almost," I mean mind-reading what they (pretend to) *think* you were going to say.
Unintelligible racist cocksucker dullard, shannon sharpe, "accuses" Tony Romo for "almost" saying a verboten word. And guess what!
This idiotic fake "accusation" went "viral," and is "big" fake "news" in the media.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 09:34 PM (AvQ7+)
Tiger: "Dog, if you do that, and I find out about it later, I'm going to be very cross with you."
(This was purportedly a conversation between Herve Villechaize and Maud Adams, but I changed the names.)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 31, 2023 09:34 PM (3AR13)
As a shareholder in the company... yea it was awesome. A fairly long run on the airframe, generally speaking.
The 747 along with the F-16 and F-15 are more examples of how everything but electric stuff and computer things have stalled. 50 year production runs on high end aircraft? That's unprecedented, like if we were building P-40s for the USAF til the 90s. My theory is that all the money goes into computer stuff because the biggest big shots share a dream of not having to put up with the peasants any more and see computers as the way to work it.
Posted by: azjaeger at January 31, 2023 09:34 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Ronnie James Dio at January 31, 2023 09:35 PM (UKe2c)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 31, 2023 09:35 PM (dtPto)
Entertaining.
Posted by: ZOD at January 31, 2023 09:36 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 31, 2023 09:36 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 31, 2023 09:33 PM (llON
Wife and I were talking about generators one time, and lo and behold: a shit-ton of ads about generators shows up on my home page.
Weird. Right?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at January 31, 2023 09:36 PM (UQUAY)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 31, 2023 09:38 PM (dtPto)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 31, 2023 09:38 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 31, 2023 09:36 PM
You're probably well past the contestability period on the life insurance depending on long you've had the policy and....er, I mean, damn that sucks.
Posted by: No COBRA continued coverage? at January 31, 2023 09:39 PM (UKe2c)
Weird. Right?
Posted by: Pug Mahon,
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Doesn't happen if one keeps all the aps out of the phone and the stuff that comes with it turned off. Does not happen one time.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 31, 2023 09:39 PM (dtPto)
...and then Statement X become the coversheet...
Posted by: ZOD at January 31, 2023 09:40 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
NO! Get that out of your head. Murder is murder. It's wrong for a reason... lots of them.
Think of something else.
Posted by: MkY at January 31, 2023 09:40 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 31, 2023 09:40 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2023 09:41 PM (bJxw1)
So in SoCal I just got hit with a 200% increase in my Gas Bill
The Commies are full out crushing us here...
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 31, 2023 09:41 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 31, 2023 09:41 PM (dtPto)
Unintelligible racist cocksucker dullard, shannon sharpe, "accuses" Tony Romo for "almost" saying a verboten word. And guess what!
This idiotic fake "accusation" went "viral," and is "big" fake "news" in the media.
Posted by: Soothsayer
Demand for racism continues to far exceed the supply.
Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2023 09:42 PM (P1f+c)
Pretty much, Mikeski. There was a waterslide that was an enclosed tube which included a vertical loop. No one thought about how one might extract a patron that did not make it through the loop. Didn't take long until much thought was required in a very short amount of time.
There's a reason why the place was affectionately called "Class Action Park"..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 31, 2023 09:42 PM (bUGMk)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
I"m sorry for what i surmised.
Posted by: MkY at January 31, 2023 09:42 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 31, 2023 09:20 PM (bUGMk)
I spent an afternoon riding the Alpine Slide as an early teen in Durango, CO. I never wiped out though I met a couple of riders who had. By the time I left, I was able to navigate the entire track sans brakes by shifting my weight. Good times.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 31, 2023 09:42 PM (DTX3h)
We have been seeing that for at least five years. In the presence of a turned on device we will casually discuss how someone we know bought something that neither of us have any interest in so didn't look up and about two or three days later ads for it will pop up. However I can actually look something up, buy one, and about a week later I will get a bunch of ads for the product when it is something you would only buy once in a while. Fits in with the rest of the semi-dysfunctional totalitarian society we seem to be morphing into.
Posted by: azjaeger at January 31, 2023 09:43 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer
Eventually, your scissors will eat you.
And then they'll just be scissors again.
Posted by: ZOD at January 31, 2023 09:43 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 31, 2023 09:44 PM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: azjaeger
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
They can only take what you give them.
Shut that shit down and you won't be bothered
and they can't sell you.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 31, 2023 09:45 PM (dtPto)
Back when I was in Jr High School my buddy and I went in on a motorcycle engined contraption. Some sort of Honda 2-stroke on a tube chassis, wickedly fast, and dangerous as hell in the neighborhood. It was meant for a track.
I fell off it while riding on the back, straddling the motor and got dragged for about 100 feet. Talk about road rash.
Sold it to some other kid in the 'hood who killed himself on it. Ran under a school bus. Doing 50MPH. Took his head off.
Yet... I still push those limits. It's a sickness.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2023 09:46 PM (Q4IgG)
Looked like a steer to me.
Posted by: MkY at January 31, 2023 09:48 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 31, 2023 09:48 PM (3AR13)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2023 09:49 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer
Like a pair of pants. Has anyone ever used a single scissor?
Outside of that Kill La Kill anime where they use giant ones as swords.
Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2023 09:49 PM (P1f+c)
They can only take what you give them.
Shut that shit down and you won't be bothered
and they can't sell you.
I really don't care if they want to pop up useless ads. It just strikes me as another example of the current culture of the very self assured semi wit that considers themselves geniuses
Posted by: azjaeger at January 31, 2023 09:50 PM (3/XaG)
You make perfect sense to me.
Posted by: The Elephant Man at January 31, 2023 09:50 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2023 09:50 PM (ZdaMQ)
You can apply for COBRA. It's expensive, but worth a look.
I'm sorry your wife is causing you angst. Be there for your kiddos. Focus on them.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 09:51 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2023 09:58 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 31, 2023 10:00 PM (bUGMk)
Outside of that Kill La Kill anime where they use giant ones as swords.
Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2023 09:49 PM (P1f+c)
Talk to Bluebell.
They call them shivs.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2023 10:02 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Sorry, man.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2023 10:06 PM (4I/2K)
Some of us will shake it off and stand back in to the batter's box, maybe knowing full well that this may be our last "at bat"...yet we still will stand in.
We fight because it is in our DNA to fight.
Not to give in to hopelessness...the deal is to not give in...
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 31, 2023 10:31 PM (J00IM)
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