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The father of marshmallow Peeps has died. His family has announced that, ironically, his body will be placed into a microwave oven, "just to see what'll happen."

Update on Angela Belcamino: Dave Reaboi says she's real, and that she's a "wannabe egirl." She is doing this trolling thing as a new strategy to get clicks and become famous. He says he got into an argument with her a year ago. So she may be a troll, but she seems to be on-the-level about what team she's trolling for.

I guess she wasn't getting any internet heat based on her looks or desirability, so now she's doing this schtick to get attention. It's not always Get Woke Go Broke -- sometimes it's more that someone is going broke, so they go woke in a last-chance bid for notoriety.

When you look up the word "twat" in the dictionary, you see a bright shiny blank area, because the photograph of her caught too much light reflected off that enormous 100,000 person capacity MegaDome she calls a forehead.

I once saw Bigfoot drive over twenty cars in Angela Belcamino's forehead.

Illegal aliens being put up in ritzy New York hotels were asked to leave. They city wanted to move them from their temporary quarters to a "migrant relief center."

The illegal aliens are refusing to leave the hotel. They want to keep living the high life on the American taxpayers' dime.

They truly are the best of us.

A group of illegal migrants who entered into the U.S. through the southern border, are refusing to leave their free NYC hotel rooms for a migrant shelter in Brooklyn, New York, sleeping in the street to protest. The migrants were initially placed at the Watson Hotel in Midtown Manhattan, but their schedule for relocation to a new migrant relief center, the Brooklyn Cruise Terminal, caused uproar late Sunday night.

"It's outrageous. I think it's more to do with the fact there's going to be all-male [centers]," host Brian Kilmeade said. "They're trying to break it up."

Kilmeade alluded to previous reports that migrants were having sex in hallways of the Row, one of New York City's best-known hotels and drinking alcohol in the lobby. Trash bags full of untouched sandwiches provided for the migrants were discovered there after the migrants used unsafe cooking means to make their own food in their hotel rooms.

Oh I forgot about that: Earlier these Noble Visitors to Our Shores complained about the free food their ungrateful asses were being given at our expense.


"So they want to stop at the fraternity house, and they don't want to go to the Brooklyn [cruise port] for free, where they eat for free," Kilmeade added.

"So I cannot believe the audacity of somebody who would come to our country illegally, take a free bus ride to the number one city in the country, and then decide that they're going to pick and choose the free accommodations that they're getting."

Co-host Rachel Campos Duffy recalled speaking with homeless people in New York months ago when the city had used Randall's Island -- a large island in Hell Gate home to several sports fields and a psychiatric institution -- as a migrant holding center.


The homeless would have quickly taken the migrants' place at the Randall's Island center rather than typical homeless shelters, Campos-Duffy recounted.
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"We are not putting Americans first. This is absolutely insane. And by the way... yeah, everything looks bad next to a really nice midtown hotel. I'd like to stay there, too," she remarked.

Claiming the Squatters Rights that Americans just won't do.

Rich liberal and basketball player Steph Curry believes in affordable housing for the poor -- unless you try to build it in his field of view. Then, he frets about "privacy and safety concerns."

What happened: Democratic activist and NBA star Stephen Curry wants to block construction of a multifamily housing unit near his $30 million estate in the San Francisco suburbs. Curry and his wife Ayesha expressed "major concerns in terms of both privacy and safety" regarding the proposed development of up to 16 townhouses on a site currently occupied by a single-family home in Atherton, Calif., where an acre of land costs $8 million.


"We hesitate to add to the 'not in our backyard' (literally) rhetoric, but we wanted to send a note before today's meeting," the celebrity couple wrote in a Jan. 18 letter to the town government. "Safety and privacy for us and our kids continues to be our top priority and one of the biggest reasons we chose Atherton as home." According to Almanac News, the Currys also said they were "pleased" to learn that the proposed development "would not contribute to very-low or low-income housing quotas required by the state."

That article then recounts other rich liberals who complain when the public works projects they so virtuously support are scheduled for construction in their zip codes.

Don LeMon is getting "frustrated" by his terrible ratings.

From The Wrap:

Some especially troublesome news out of this week's Nielsen numbers is that Licht's primary programming move, "CNN This Morning," also suffered the lowest week since its launch just three months ago. It averaged just 331,000 viewers while "Fox & Friends" had nearly 1 million and "Morning Joe" drew 760,000.

Licht hand-picked CNN's Don Lemon, Poppy Harlow and Kaitlan Collins to host the rebooted morning show. But so far that trio is failing to grow its audience. An individual with knowledge of the situation told TheWrap exclusively last week that EP Eric Hall was being reassigned to "CNN Tonight," hosted by Laura Coates, signaling that Licht is aware that the show needs to perform better.

Insiders also told TheWrap that even hosts Lemon, Harlow and Collins "seem to be growing frustrated" over the direction.

"The show can't decide strategically what exactly it is, so it's trying to be everything which can create whiplash for a viewer when segments seem off-brand in tonality," one insider said. "The audience for morning news on network TV is different than the cable news audience and since we're not gaining new viewers we definitely need to retain our legacy ones"

CNN just announced they'll be running Real Time with Bill Maher on Friday nights. We'll see how Bill Maher does now that there'll be actual ratings available.

(HBO and CNN are owned by the same corporate parent, Discovery Warners or whatever it is.)

The network said the new programming change will begin on Feb. 3 and air during "CNN Tonight."

Semafor previously reported, based on sources familiar with the matter, that network executives were considering a comedy to host a non-traditional program that could air in the 9 p.m. to 11 p.m. time slot. Maher was one of the many faces reportedly being considered, along with Jon Stewart, Trevor Noah and Arsenio Hall.

did you guys hear about the Houck trial - he was on with a few of the local talk show hosts today

anyway the govt offered him a plea deal - basically slap on the wrist if he pleads guilty - he said his WIFE (love her!) told him if he took that plea he may as well find a new place to live lol

he said while it would never have done the plea tho b/c he needed to set legal precedent to help the other people still being victimized by Biden's goon squad. (not in those words of course)
Posted by: BlackOrchid

The government just wants plea deals to retroactively justify their unjust prosecutions.

The escort got up into his face and insulted his son. The below video has no sound, but you can see it's the escort who initiated the confrontation:


More from Bonchie:

The surveillance video, which was shown on Sean Hannity's Monday evening broadcast, revealed several important things. For instance, we see that Houck was not at the entrance of the abortion facility and appears to be more than 100 feet away, which is one of the stipulations of the FACE Act. Further, it is clear that the "escort" walked all the way down the sidewalk by himself in order to threaten Houck's son. The pro-abortion activist was not escorting anyone.

Given that, there appears to have been no justification for the DOJ to pursue charges under the FACE Act against Houck. Remember, the question here wasn't whether Houck shoved the man. That's a matter that was dealt with at the local level as it should have been, and no one goes to prison for 11 years for pushing someone. The question was whether Houck violated the FACE Act with his actions, providing the hook for the DOJ to bring federal charges.

I don't believe he did, and at best, the situation was ambiguous enough that the DOJ never should have gotten involved. They did so for purely political reasons, attempting to discourage pro-life activists via the full weight and power of the US government from non-violently protesting and praying outside abortion facilities. It shows just how compromised the DOJ is.


Posted by: Ace at 06:20 PM




Comments

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1 Peeps are safe and effective. Imagine where he would be right now without Peeps.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2023 06:20 PM (BXxcV)

2 But these pedos have found a loophole. Just become a "drag queen" and you can abuse kids and be praised for it.
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Loophole my ass. The Left celebrated Cuties.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2023 06:23 PM (BXxcV)

3
This liberal lady walks with such "swagger" because it eases the itching of the yeast infection.

Posted by: portlandon at January 31, 2023 06:23 PM (+oR7L)

4 The DOJ and FBI are out of control.

Abolish them before they do more mischief.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 31, 2023 06:23 PM (R/m4+)

5 There's a video on YT some guy working at a NYC hotel posted of all the food the illegals are throwing away. Like, really good stuff. Bagels? Screw that. And a pastrami on rye? Are you nuts?

I wonder why this isn't working out like they expected.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 31, 2023 06:24 PM (zB/T/)

6 The DOJ and FBI are out of control.
Abolish them before they do more mischief.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 31, 2023 06:23 PM (R/m4+)


Don't forget us!

Posted by: ATF at January 31, 2023 06:25 PM (zB/T/)

7 Peeps, circus peanuts or candy corn?

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 31, 2023 06:25 PM (zB/T/)

8 Safety and privacy for us and our kids continues to be our top priority and one of the biggest reasons we chose Atherton as home
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Just like JK Rowling, we found his line.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2023 06:26 PM (BXxcV)

9 Top 10

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2023 06:26 PM (xhxe8)

10 Angela Belcamino - a This Island Earth forehead -has she sent the Interociter? -

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 31, 2023 06:27 PM (5/AfL)

11 Tire. Irons.

That is all.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 06:27 PM (5xURv)

12 Illegal aliens being put up in ritzy New York hotels were asked to leave. They city wanted to move them from their temporary quarters to a "migrant relief center."


Blessings of Diversity, baby.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2023 06:27 PM (guGkK)

13 Trash bags full of untouched sandwiches provided for the migrants were discovered there after the migrants used unsafe cooking means to make their own food in their hotel rooms.
........

Honduran tortillas no doubt.

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2023 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

14 the food the illegals are throwing away. Like, really good stuff. Bagels? Screw that. And a pastrami on rye? Are you nuts?

ME WANT PUPUSAS

Posted by: Picky Eater Wetbacks at January 31, 2023 06:29 PM (5/AfL)

15 It shows just how compromised the DOJ is.
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"Compromised" assumes the existence of some other side. Possibly even a more powerful one. That is more delusional than a tranny.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2023 06:29 PM (BXxcV)

16 Kudos to officer and bystander

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2023 06:29 PM (xhxe8)

17
The only thing that would get those migrant squatters out of that hotel is if management caught them with a hotplate.

Posted by: portlandon at January 31, 2023 06:30 PM (+oR7L)

18 Yikes

German-Iraqi woman allegedly used Instagram to find a doppelgänger, then murdered her to fake her own death

https://twitter.com/Not_the_Bee/status/
1620517398498496512

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 31, 2023 06:30 PM (fUnHJ)

19 Dear illegal invaders

If you are not grateful for American largess then get the Hell out and move back to what ever sh1thole country you came from.

And FOAD while you are at it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 06:31 PM (L4glG)

20 Curry: "Safety and privacy for us and our kids continues to be our top priority and one of the biggest reasons we chose Atherton as home."

Good point. That's why we chose Not-Atherton as our home. We don't give a crap about safety and privacy for us and our kids.

Posted by: No One Ever at January 31, 2023 06:31 PM (aXxgO)

21 We get a lot of new arrivals in the little town where I live. They move into an apartment complex my brother calls Baltic Avenue. A few years ago, a family dug a fire pit in the living room of their apartment so they could cook like they did at home.

Posted by: huerfano at January 31, 2023 06:31 PM (dTFZY)

22 I don't understand. Why couldn't they just squat at their own houses in South America?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 06:31 PM (5xURv)

23 CNN just announced they'll be running Real Time with Bill Maher on Friday nights. We'll see how Bill Maher does now that there'll be actual ratings available.


A recent survey of enthusiasm among CNN's 415 viewers viewers suggests that the Maher show should carry the network to new heights.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2023 06:31 PM (guGkK)

24 migrants used unsafe cooking means to make their own food in their hotel rooms.

Wasn't there a joke about Castro ordering food in a New York hotel "I want chicken soup - with a live chicken".

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 31, 2023 06:31 PM (5/AfL)

25 We've all seen low-effort trannies, but that's a low-effort drag queen. It looks like he's dressed up as Howard Stern.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2023 06:31 PM (X4R3E)

26 take a free bus ride to the number one city in the country,
.......

Soon to be number one shithole

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2023 06:31 PM (v0R5T)

27 "So I cannot believe the audacity of somebody who would come to our country illegally, take a free bus ride to the number one city in the country, and then decide that they're going to pick and choose the free accommodations that they're getting."

***

Unarmed Vikings

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 31, 2023 06:32 PM (fUnHJ)

28 Angela Belcamino is a joke, and a pretty obvious one. Also very nice legs... would tap that in a heartbeat. And by that I mean that's how long it would last.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2023 06:32 PM (BXxcV)

29 RIP, "Mr. Peeps". (even though I think Peeps are gross)

Also: FK the illegals. Layabout moochers...

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2023 06:32 PM (o0Fxd)

30 Saw the picture of these illegals loitering about, STARING AT THEIR CELL PHONES

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2023 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

31 Face it Ace. Angela needs a man, and from looking at your Ewok pictures, it might as well be you. Go wife her up, please.

Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at January 31, 2023 06:34 PM (zcPgo)

32 And by that I mean that's how long it would last.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2023 06:32 PM (BXxcV)


Have you tried thinking about baseball?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 06:34 PM (5xURv)

33 There's a video on YT some guy working at a NYC hotel posted of all the food the illegals are throwing away. Like, really good stuff. Bagels? Screw that. And a pastrami on rye? Are you nuts?

I wonder why this isn't working out like they expected.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 31, 2023 06:24 PM (zB/T/)


It is important that the people of places like NYC have their noses rubbed in the fact that these people aren't desperate freedom seekers willing to anything to get a better life.

Even if that were the case, it wouldn't excuse illegal immigration but it's NOT the case. It was easy for them to ignore it when it was the border's problem.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 31, 2023 06:34 PM (z99Zw)

34 "So they want to stop at the fraternity house, and they don't want to go to the Brooklyn [cruise port] for free, where they eat for free," Kilmeade added.

Why are we even having these "discussions"?

ALL of these illegals should've been stopped years and billions of dollars ago. There are zero point zero reasons America and Americans should be in this position.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 31, 2023 06:35 PM (aXxgO)

35 German-Iraqi woman allegedly used Instagram to find a doppelgänger, then murdered her to fake her own death
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I expected much better from a German-Iraqi.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2023 06:35 PM (BXxcV)

36 Also: FK the illegals. Layabout moochers...
Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2023 06:32 PM (o0Fxd)



They're only dreaming of a better life, and fluffy white robes and room service. Face it, it's what you would do if you were in their zapatos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2023 06:35 PM (guGkK)

37 We get a lot of new arrivals in the little town where I live. They move into an apartment complex my brother calls Baltic Avenue. A few years ago, a family dug a fire pit in the living room of their apartment so they could cook like they did at home.
Posted by: huerfano at January 31, 2023 06:31 PM (dTFZY)
........

Uh oh. Where do they poo? And what do they use the bathroom for?

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2023 06:36 PM (v0R5T)

38 From Bounding Into Comics

Star Wars Celebrations will have a panel about Drag Shows.
https://tinyurl.com/2ec6fr2r

die Disney die

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 06:36 PM (L4glG)

39 "***

Unarmed Vikings

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 31, 2023 06:32 PM (fUnHJ) "

very good point ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2023 06:36 PM (XzIdt)

40 I don't understand. Why couldn't they just squat at their own houses in South America?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 06:31 PM (5xURv)


The government there didn't give them freebies paid for with other people's money.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 31, 2023 06:36 PM (z99Zw)

41 38 From Bounding Into Comics

Star Wars Celebrations will have a panel about Drag Shows.
https://tinyurl.com/2ec6fr2r

die Disney die
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 06:36 PM (L4glG)

Persistent cockroaches, ain't they?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 06:37 PM (5xURv)

42 The illegal aliens are refusing to leave the hotel.

-
Who could've seen that coming?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 31, 2023 06:38 PM (FVME7)

43 Face it, it's what you would do if you were in their zapatos.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2023 06:35 PM

Bullshit. I'm not 'wired' to be beholden to anyone. But yeah, I see your point-- why not come here for the freebies? Fk

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2023 06:38 PM (o0Fxd)

44 the "activist" that confronted Houk, wasn't he also harassing Houk's son? That may have been the real crime (iirc) and local cops should charge him.

Or at least one of those incidents, the parent only responded after the leftist activist was going after the child. ... our federal government is a domestic terrorist organization. (CIA is running their color war "methods and practices" domestically against America itself.)

Posted by: illiniwek at January 31, 2023 06:38 PM (Cus5s)

45 Angela BellCow can swagger all she wants. It's a free country toots, knock yourself out. Or don't. I really don't care.

Posted by: 496 at January 31, 2023 06:38 PM (q+q/R)

46 It's not always Get Woke Go Broke -- sometimes it's more that someone is going broke, so they go woke in a last-chance bid for notoriety.

Yup. Razorfist has mentioned in multiple videos that the phrase should be more appropriately ordered, "Go Broke, Get Woke."

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 31, 2023 06:39 PM (DTX3h)

47 Is that one of those environmentally friendly electric cars?

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 31, 2023 06:40 PM (DB16e)

48 Star Wars Celebrations will have a panel about Drag Shows.
https://tinyurl.com/2ec6fr2r

die Disney die
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 06:36 PM (L4glG)


At this point Kathleen Kennedy is deliberately destroying everything of value that's left of the franchise because she knows her fat incompetent ass is about to finally get booted to the curb.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2023 06:40 PM (guGkK)

49 More like

Persistent buggerers

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 06:40 PM (L4glG)

50 die Disney die
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 06:36 PM (L4glG)

It means, "The Disney, The."

Posted by: Sideshow whatshisnuts at January 31, 2023 06:41 PM (AEfQO)

51 The father of marshmallow Peeps has died.
Posted by: Ace


As I said yesterday, making it to 98 years old when your signature dish is sugar-coated sugar is quite an accomplishment.

Props.

Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2023 06:41 PM (P1f+c)

52 Angela 'Ten Beers' Belcamino- I'd hit it.

Posted by: Went home at 2 with a 10 at January 31, 2023 06:42 PM (3Or4S)

53 At this point Kathleen Kennedy is deliberately destroying everything of value that's left of the franchise because she knows her fat incompetent ass is about to finally get booted to the curb.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2023 06:40 PM (guGkK

Shocked Isner hasn't fired her yet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 06:42 PM (5xURv)

54 Whoopi: "Don't write us and tell me what a racist I am."

Agreed. We need not write anything. We know you're a racist. That's enough.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 31, 2023 06:43 PM (aXxgO)

55 I swear, I thought the treasure was buried here!

(OK, that is kind of obscure but I leave it anyways.)

Posted by: Guy saved from burning car at January 31, 2023 06:43 PM (elQdq)

56 Alas Kathleen Kennedy's contract with Disney did not include an incompetence clause.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 06:43 PM (L4glG)

57 There's more oil than lithium.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 31, 2023 06:43 PM (DxyDf)

58 They should double the size of the projects in Curry's backyard.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 31, 2023 06:43 PM (Angsy)

59 I first read "she wasn't getting any internet heat" as "she wasn't getting any internet head" and was wondering how that works.

Posted by: PG at January 31, 2023 06:44 PM (84jHt)

60 Kathy Kennedy will replace Igor.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 31, 2023 06:44 PM (Eeb9P)

61 If you're worried about privacy and safety at your $30 million estate, why not buy a $28 million dollar estate instead and spend a million on security guards and a million on venetian blinds?

/rhetorical

Posted by: Muldoon at January 31, 2023 06:44 PM (ykeLU)

62 > It shows just how compromised the DOJ is.

When zero prongs of the law are violated, and the prosecutor charges you anyway, and the Judge doesn't throw the prosecutor out on his ass, I would say "compromised" is much too polite of a description for that situation.

That's closing in on Beria levels of completely ignoring the law.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 06:44 PM (eyxn4)

63 I first read "she wasn't getting any internet heat" as "she wasn't getting any internet head" and was wondering how that works.

Tele-dildo-nics

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 06:45 PM (L4glG)

64 Stef Curry is such a fucking fraud. Fuck that guy.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 31, 2023 06:45 PM (S7une)

65 The reason Disney will never die is because it's a cheap babysitter.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 06:45 PM (5xURv)

66 What make and model is flammable car? I can't tell.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at January 31, 2023 06:46 PM (24fqN)

67 Wow, Talk about being in the hot seat!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 31, 2023 06:46 PM (a4EWo)

68 Tele-dildo-nics
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 06:45 PM (L4glG

Someone once made a joke that all technology is eventually used to make porn or sex toys.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 06:46 PM (5xURv)

69 Doesn't Disney's ownership of Mickey Mouse lapse into the public domain next year unless Congress gives them a sweetheart extension?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 06:47 PM (L4glG)

70

10 Angela Belcamino - a This Island Earth forehead -has she sent the Interociter? -
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 31, 2023 06:27 PM (5/AfL)

You have to put it together before we talk to you again and send the drone to pick... DAMN! Let you in on it! Spoiler alert!

Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2023 06:47 PM (j4U/Z)

71 Teslas are good for roasting marshmallows on I-10

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 06:47 PM (5xURv)

72 "We hesitate to add to the 'not in our backyard' (literally) rhetoric, but we wanted to send a note before today's meeting," the celebrity couple wrote in a Jan. 18 letter to the town government.
Posted by: Ace


Example #1 of the rule that "everything before the word 'but' is a lie."

Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2023 06:47 PM (P1f+c)

73 Spent most of Covid working in Glen Cove LI on a huge industrial redevelopment site,Garvies Point. We are now doing the section 8 buildings to make it all nice and legal.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 31, 2023 06:47 PM (Eeb9P)

74 Family-friendly drag show - a celebration of a particular male perversity to which women are supposed to subject their children.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 31, 2023 06:47 PM (fUnHJ)

75 Face it Ace. Angela needs a man, and from looking at your Ewok pictures, it might as well be you. Go wife her up, please.

Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at January 31, 2023 06:34 PM (zcPgo)

I'm heading to Rigel 12 next week.

Posted by: Harcourt! Harcourt Fenton Mudd at January 31, 2023 06:47 PM (Angsy)

76 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 31, 2023 06:48 PM (T4tVD)

77 Too bad Whoopi Goldberg wasn't driving Reginald Denny's truck.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at January 31, 2023 06:48 PM (TU8Tj)

78 Getting a chuckle out of illegals not leaving the hotel

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2023 06:49 PM (xhxe8)

79 Someone once made a joke that all technology is eventually used to make porn or sex toys.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Heh heh. Boobies.

Posted by: Thag, drawing on the cave wall with charcoal at January 31, 2023 06:49 PM (P1f+c)

80 If and when that bitch Kathleen Kennedy gets booted , I am buying all of you a drink.

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2023 06:49 PM (V13WU)

81 Family-friendly drag show - a celebration of a particular male perversity to which women are supposed to subject their children.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 31, 2023 06:47 PM (fUnHJ)


Oh come on now. Where's your sense of fun?

*hic*

Posted by: AWFL Wine Mom at January 31, 2023 06:49 PM (guGkK)

82 74 Family-friendly drag show - a celebration of a particular male perversity to which women are supposed to subject their children.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 31, 2023 06:47 PM (fUnHJ)

Shocking how many are willing to do just that. Husbands too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 06:49 PM (5xURv)

83 Alabama

Sanrio calls the Hello Kitty vibrator a 'personal massager.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 06:49 PM (L4glG)

84 The turmoil in Don Lemon's brain full of frustration must be a sight to behold. It could not possibly be that Lemon sucks (not literally , he knows he does that) so it has to be the potential viewers don't understand his greatness. Must see suck (literally and figuratively) to be him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2023 06:50 PM (dHzaG)

85 >>>Metro police officer and bystander save man from wreckage moments before it bursts into flames.

Even if you didn't know it was Vegas, the name of the street gives it away: Siegfried & Roy Dr.

Where else?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 31, 2023 06:50 PM (gv7Yb)

86 > If this were a man dressed as a man telling children to lick him where he pees, he'd have been arrested.

If you're an exhibitionist who gets of on showing your doodle off in public, apparently it's perfectly legal if you do so as part of a gay pride parade.

But if you step behind a tree to pee near a hiking trail and a cop spots a shadow through the leaves, you're on the sexual predator list, bub.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 06:51 PM (eyxn4)

87 Someone once made a joke that all technology is eventually used to make porn or sex toys.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Certainly true of silicon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 31, 2023 06:51 PM (FVME7)

88 83 Alabama

Sanrio calls the Hello Kitty vibrator a 'personal massager.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 06:49 PM (L4glG

So did the Sears and Roebuck catalog from 1952.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 06:51 PM (5xURv)

89 Sanrio calls the Hello Kitty vibrator a 'personal massager.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 06:49 PM (L4glG)

I love Hello Kitty!

Want to see my collection?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 31, 2023 06:51 PM (U4myq)

90 What's Spanish for George Foreman grill?

Jorge Quatrohombre Asada?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 31, 2023 06:51 PM (ykeLU)

91 The government there didn't give them freebies paid for with other people's money.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


"Free to you but unwillingly paid for by someone else because of very real threats from the government they voted for, it has a very strong appeal!"
Apologies to Glenn Frye

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 31, 2023 06:51 PM (hOUT3)

92 I didn't think Sanrio made a Hello Kitty hammer Nancy

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 06:52 PM (L4glG)

93 If wanting to beat Whoopi to a pulp with a police nightstick and then kick it up her ass after makes me a bad person, then I guess I'll have to be a bad person.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 31, 2023 06:52 PM (roH4R)

94 Metro police officer and bystander save man from wreckage moments before it bursts into flames.

**

Is that an electric car?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 31, 2023 06:52 PM (fUnHJ)

95 80 If and when that bitch Kathleen Kennedy gets booted , I am buying all of you a drink.
Posted by: runner at January 31, 2023 06:49 PM (V13WU)


It's happening! My sources tell me she may be packing her bags right this very moment!! For realsies this time!! I'm super serial!!

Posted by: Doomcock at January 31, 2023 06:53 PM (DTX3h)

96 So did the Sears and Roebuck catalog from 1952.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 06:51 PM (5xURv)


I remember grainy b/w pictures in the back of magazines where someone was using the "personal massager" on her aching neck.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2023 06:53 PM (guGkK)

97 I used Disney for a babysitter for my kid. Minecraft and Roblox alternate time now.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 31, 2023 06:53 PM (Eeb9P)

98 zerohedge · 4h
*PAYPAL CONFIRMS JOB CUTS OF ABOUT 2,000 FULL TIME EMPLOYEES
*PAYPAL SAYS JOB CUTS ABOUT 7% OF TOTAL WORKFORCE: CEO
*PAYPAL CEO CITES CHALLENGING MACRO-ECONOMIC ENVIRONMENT

[I'm not in the mood to look for it online but Musk is working on a PayPal replacement payment service I saw today.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 31, 2023 06:53 PM (Vwz3I)

99
Those flames are quite sus.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 06:54 PM (AvQ7+)

100 I remember grainy b/w pictures in the back of magazines where someone was using the "personal massager" on her aching neck.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2023 06:53 PM (guGkK)

That massager looks an awful lot like a dick!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 06:54 PM (CsVWE)

101 > This liberal lady walks with such "swagger" because it eases the itching of the yeast infection.

Also eight ben wa balls and a butt plug the size of the Sankara Stones.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 06:54 PM (eyxn4)

102 Family friendly Tijuana donkey shows.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 31, 2023 06:54 PM (FVME7)

103
I remember grainy b/w pictures in the back of magazines where someone was using the "personal massager" on her aching neck.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2023 06:53 PM (guGkK)

That's how it starts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 06:54 PM (5xURv)

104 There's something innately hilarious about a vibrator with Hello Kitty trade dress.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 31, 2023 06:54 PM (KFhLj)

105 93 If wanting to beat Whoopi to a pulp with a police nightstick and then kick it up her ass after makes me a bad person, then I guess I'll have to be a bad person.
Posted by: Dr. Claw
-----
Much better for your health to simply realize she is Whoopi the Clown and laugh at her. Treating her seriously means that you realize this society hates you and wants you dead. Healthier to recognize that her society and yours are not the same and will never be so.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 06:55 PM (Satr0)

106 There was one that had like a strap and it went on the back of your hand that I could believe was an actual massage tool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 06:55 PM (CsVWE)

107 That massager looks an awful lot like a dick!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 06:54 PM (CsVWE)


Seems some women don't have access to a real dick to rub on the back of their sore neck.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2023 06:55 PM (guGkK)

108 I didn't think Sanrio made a Hello Kitty hammer Nancy
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 06:52 PM (L4glG)

https://tinyurl.com/2su6umcm

Posted by: Hello Kitty! Fucking Everywhere at January 31, 2023 06:56 PM (U4myq)

109 A million dollars would buy a LoT of Venetian blinds.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 31, 2023 06:56 PM (ykeLU)

110 Someone on twitter asked Angela Belcamino

" How much for ad space on that forehead "

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023 06:56 PM (M+Lyo)

111 > I used Disney for a babysitter for my kid. Minecraft and Roblox alternate time now.

Beware of Youtube Kids. There's a crap ton of "gender identity" propaganda on there.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 06:56 PM (eyxn4)

112 Seems some women don't have access to a real dick to rub on the back of their sore neck.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2023 06:55 PM (guGkK

It's a national emergency, right?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 06:56 PM (5xURv)

113 Awww, man... they've even ruined Hello Kitty?

*ponders the end of days*

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2023 06:57 PM (o0Fxd)

114 Trust Sanrio not to miss a chance to make a quick Yen or two.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 06:57 PM (L4glG)

115 Someone on twitter asked Angela Belcamino

" How much for ad space on that forehead "
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023 06:56 PM (M+Lyo)



Heh. I've seen blimps with less advertising space on them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2023 06:57 PM (guGkK)

116 Also eight ben wa balls and a butt plug the size of the Sankara Stones.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 06:54 PM (eyxn4)

Moloram searches for them still.

I wonder if they burst into flames when they get in proximity.

Or if that is just the Gonorrhea?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 06:57 PM (CsVWE)

117
the old "massagers" were non grounded and corded. Whenever it turned on, all the lights in the house would dim.

Posted by: Jill Biden at January 31, 2023 06:57 PM (+oR7L)

118 117
the old "massagers" were non grounded and corded. Whenever it turned on, all the lights in the house would dim.
Posted by: Jill Biden at January 31, 2023 06:57 PM (+oR7L


Don't worry. Moms just got a 'headache'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 06:58 PM (5xURv)

119 End of the 'save the guy from burning car' shows policeman spraying through the passenger side of the car and the total car being ingulfed in flame.
It really looks like the police spread the fire to the rest of the car.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 31, 2023 06:58 PM (XlMUK)

120 At this point Kathleen Kennedy is deliberately destroying everything of value that's left of the franchise because she knows her fat incompetent ass is about to finally get booted to the curb.
Posted by: Cicero


Can't fire her without catching at least one 'discrimination' / sexual harassment suit. It's guaranteed. She'll ask for $100 million parachute and go set up a studio to fuck up other IPs.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 31, 2023 06:58 PM (XF9Gj)

121 105
Words to live by.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 31, 2023 06:58 PM (roH4R)

122 Is that an electric car?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 31, 2023 06:52 PM (fUnHJ)

++++

The badge is BMW. Don't know if they have an EV.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 31, 2023 06:58 PM (gv7Yb)

123 "How much for ad space on that forehead."

A large billboard that almost no one looks at shouldn't cost much despite the amount of space.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 31, 2023 06:58 PM (KFhLj)

124 Please go be poor and unsafe somewhere far away, among the stupid loser proles who pay my salary.

Posted by: Steph "It's Not Short for Stephanie" Curry at January 31, 2023 06:58 PM (vHb6K)

125 Well--well look. I already told you: I relate to the god damn viewers so the producers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at connecting with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you ratings people?

Posted by: Don Lemon at January 31, 2023 06:59 PM (4I/2K)

126 There's more oil than lithium.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty


Truly a brilliant observation, and oil products are still safer with well over a hundred years of experience being used by a mostly below average population!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 31, 2023 06:59 PM (hOUT3)

127 So, I realized that I have no idea how to spell 'Gonorrhea', so I typed it in. You know those questions about diseases or other topics bing will throw your way? Well one of them was:

Can you get Gonorrhea if you are sexually active?

*blink* What?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 06:59 PM (CsVWE)

128
Everything On The Internet Is Fake & Gay

That's just a Fact.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 07:00 PM (AvQ7+)

129 I gotta say that the resale value of that car is gonna be practically nil.

Posted by: Egbert Souse' at January 31, 2023 07:00 PM (9QMtn)

130 Family friendly Tijuana Bibles. 8 pages.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 31, 2023 07:00 PM (5/AfL)

131 https://www.msn.com/tennessee sex cop admits she got stupid with randy male officers amid divorce
https://tinyurl.com/y245882x
Probably hitable

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2023 07:00 PM (xhxe8)

132 Hello Kitty Vibrator Reborn

https://tinyurl.com/ydshyv3t

Posted by: Hello Kitty! Fucking Everywhere at January 31, 2023 07:00 PM (U4myq)

133 Evidently that cop's husband finally had enough of the entire world knowing his wife was blowing the police station at the planet fitness.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 07:02 PM (CsVWE)

134 Someone on twitter asked Angela Belcamino

" How much for ad space on that forehead "
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023 06:56 PM (M+Lyo)

Imagine the gunt ad space available.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2023 07:02 PM (4I/2K)

135 https://www.msn.com/tennessee sex cop admits she got stupid with randy male officers amid divorce
https://tinyurl.com/y245882x
Probably hitable
Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2023 07:00 PM (xhxe

With a brick.

Posted by: Kill it with FIRE! at January 31, 2023 07:02 PM (U4myq)

136 53 At this point Kathleen Kennedy is deliberately destroying everything of value that's left of the franchise because she knows her fat incompetent ass is about to finally get booted to the curb.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2023 06:40 PM (guGkK


I'm sick to death of that stupid franchise, and I want it all to die forever. So you go, girl. Burn it all down.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2023 07:03 PM (r46W7)

137 Probably hitable

Posted by: Skip

-------------------

Vehicular manslaughter hitable.

Posted by: Jill Biden at January 31, 2023 07:03 PM (+oR7L)

138 135 https://www.msn.com/tennessee sex cop admits she got stupid with randy male officers amid divorce
https://tinyurl.com/y245882x
Probably hitable
Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2023 07:00 PM (xhxe

With a brick.
Posted by: Kill it with FIRE! at January 31, 2023 07:02 PM (U4myq)

I think she actually looked better in the court room photos I saw earlier. Hard to do.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 07:04 PM (CsVWE)

139 I gotta say that the resale value of that car is gonna be practically nil.
Posted by: Egbert Souse' at January 31, 2023 07:00 PM (9QMtn)

I can fix it! My old man has an awesome set of tools. He's a TV repairman. It'll buff out.

Posted by: Spicoli at January 31, 2023 07:04 PM (4I/2K)

140 They will never put the homeless in Atherton. That's like putting low income housing in Martha's Vineyard. That was a wealthy town back when I was in high school in the 60s. I doubt it has turned into a slum.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 31, 2023 07:04 PM (4IUUf)

141 London School of Economics Decides Term "Christmas Break" is Offensive

-
Winterfest Lay About?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 31, 2023 07:04 PM (FVME7)

142 One illegal interviewed said he didn't like the hotel bed linens because they scratched his skin.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 31, 2023 07:04 PM (NpAcC)

143 Customer reviews on Amazon for the Hello Kitty Personal Vibrating Massager are pretty funny.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 07:04 PM (L4glG)

144 > Probably hitable

Damn, some of you guys have no standards. That cop looks exactly like that FTX chick, Caroline Ellison.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 07:04 PM (eyxn4)

145 The badge is BMW. Don't know if they have an EV.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 31, 2023 06:58 PM (gv7Yb)


They do have several, and the i4 sedan even made it onto Car and Driver's 10Best list, for whatever that's worth.

But that looks like a 4-series to me, though I wouldn't bet my house on it.

Posted by: spindrift at January 31, 2023 07:05 PM (vHb6K)

146
Maher was one of the many faces reportedly being considered, along with Jon Stewart, Trevor Noah and Arsenio Hall.


What? Chevy Chase wasn't available?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2023 07:05 PM (n+4am)

147 In the Heath Ledger Batman movie, I remember Michael Caine telling Batman "Some men just want to see the world burn." Well it took a while, but I'm there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2023 07:05 PM (r46W7)

148 It's a BMW, and he was the driver. Rules are rules.

"Metro Police and Bystander save Asshole"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 31, 2023 07:05 PM (8AONa)

149 I wonder if Kathleen Kennedy will be able to go back to fetching Spielberg's coffee?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2023 07:07 PM (guGkK)

150 Killmenow

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 07:07 PM (pcG5m)

151 149 I wonder if Kathleen Kennedy will be able to go back to fetching Spielberg's coffee?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2023 07:07 PM (guGkK)

Well, supposedly she has one more franchise to destroy: Indiana Jones.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 07:07 PM (CsVWE)

152 But that looks like a 4-series to me, though I wouldn't bet my house on it.
Posted by: spindrift

Good plan.
Never bet the house on a burning car.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 31, 2023 07:07 PM (XlMUK)

153 Customer reviews on Amazon for the Hello Kitty Personal Vibrating Massager are pretty funny.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 07:04 PM (L4glG)

For chuckles, every once in awhile I read the book reviews for the Deplorable Gourmet.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 31, 2023 07:08 PM (Ost2s)

154
CNN just announced they'll be running Real Time with Bill Maher on Friday nights.

Will they bleep out the bad words like Gutfeld does?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2023 07:09 PM (63Dwl)

155 Killmenow
Posted by: nurse ratched
--------

No. We need you to pepperspray the bums, possibly sh00t them...

Here, have a shot of whiskey instead

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2023 07:09 PM (o0Fxd)

156 I used to ship truckloads of Peeps all around the country. It might surprise some to know they have absolutely 0 nutritional value

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 31, 2023 07:09 PM (E9ZwK)

157 Hey Whoopi. Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Kelly Thomas, white guy beaten to death by pigs at January 31, 2023 07:10 PM (UKe2c)

158 > I used to ship truckloads of Peeps all around the country....
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report


I can't imagine a more useless product

Posted by: DB at January 31, 2023 07:11 PM (geLO8)

159 132 Hello Kitty Vibrator Reborn

https://tinyurl.com/ydshyv3t
Posted by: Hello Kitty! Fucking Everywhere at January 31, 2023 07:00 PM (U4myq)

One of the comments at that blog:

"Ok. You finally got me. Yes, I own an original HK vibrator.

In fact when they came out I bought 4, gave 3 to girls I was seeing.

And yes, I’ve carried mine to strip clubs because strippers crowd around the table when word spreads.

There. Darlene will be happy.

I feel so wrong…….kind of."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 07:11 PM (CsVWE)

160
New Yawk should have just bought a bunch of KFC and had it delivered.

When I was about 15 (14 years ago, for those of you who are counting), my parents took us to El Paso to visit the Mexican side of the family. My mom was really looking forward to the authentic Mex food that they would eat every day. But this was a special occasion.

They served KFC.

Mom's been bitching about that ever since.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2023 07:11 PM (n+4am)

161 In the burning car video, aren't they pulling the passenger from the back seat?

Posted by: Just Wondering at January 31, 2023 07:11 PM (DxyDf)

162 The left calls the illegals "refugees". Ok...refugees from what?

Sure Central America is run by despots that steal elections and rob the citizens...but so is Chicago.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 07:11 PM (lc5cP)

163 His family has announced that, ironically, his body will be placed into a microwave oven, "just to see what'll happen."

--------

Some years ago, a moron (sorry, can't recall whom) joked that the guy who had invented the USB port had died -- and after trying to lower his casket into the grave, had to pull it back up, turn it around, and lower it back in.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 07:11 PM (ZDsBk)

164 The radio still works ... clear as a bell!

Posted by: Del Griffith contemplates his charred coupe at January 31, 2023 07:12 PM (vHb6K)

165 used to ship truckloads of Peeps all around the country. It might surprise some to know they have absolutely 0 nutritional value
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 31, 2023 07:09 PM (E9ZwK)

I upset one of the grandkids by telling him that the blue peeps were suffocating. Boy did I get in trouble later that day from my daughter.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 31, 2023 07:12 PM (Ost2s)

166 69 Doesn't Disney's ownership of Mickey Mouse lapse into the public domain next year unless Congress gives them a sweetheart extension?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 06:47 PM (L4glG)

Just the Mickey (and I believe Minnie) 1.0 version (Steamboat Willie). Other versions are still covered.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 31, 2023 07:12 PM (0rU8g)

167 THE Disney, THE !!!!!!!!

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2023 07:12 PM (iziT8)

168 Aetius

LOL

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 07:13 PM (L4glG)

169 Some years ago, a moron (sorry, can't recall whom) joked that the guy who had invented the USB port had died -- and after trying to lower his casket into the grave, had to pull it back up, turn it around, and lower it back in.
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 07:11 PM (ZDsBk)

Too bad the USB-C connectors take away some of that fun- on one end at least.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 07:13 PM (CsVWE)

170 As soon as the illegals started pouring over the border I said, what happens when they get ticked off and refuse to do what the border patrol says?

Well, it's not border patrol, but they ain't taking no for an answer from anybody. Why should they? Biden and the GOP are cowards, and our people can't even object to animals eating their pets or vagrants stabbing their way through town. So now our balkan war begins.

FJB

Posted by: Ultra pj at January 31, 2023 07:13 PM (G1dq6)

171 I used to ship truckloads of Peeps all around the country....
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report



Maybe I'll try that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2023 07:13 PM (guGkK)

172 The left calls the illegals "refugees". Ok...refugees from what?

--------

"The American white supremacist imperialist capitalist running dog cisheteropatriarchical oppression exported to the rest of the world!"

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 07:14 PM (ZDsBk)

173 It really looks like the police spread the fire to the rest of the car.
==========
If a few white cars burn to teach the others a lesson, that's fine with me.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 31, 2023 07:14 PM (Vwz3I)

174
Posted by: Steph "It's Not Short for Stephanie" Curry

Remember Stefonknee?

https://tinyurl.com/4fuvt6vf

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2023 07:15 PM (63Dwl)

175 *pours shot of Bulleit 95 Rye into USB for nurse*


@162, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2023 07:15 PM (XzIdt)

176 Blood pressure medicine to avoid at all costs.

Me too, I steal mine.

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at January 31, 2023 07:16 PM (5uvHJ)

177 Sidebar 'Robin wants a gun' is good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 07:16 PM (CsVWE)

178 https://tinyurl.com/65jrcuf4
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

1st posting

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2023 07:17 PM (xhxe8)

179 Those illegals will make great Democrats. They're already entitled, deadbeat bastards who hate America.

Posted by: Just sayin at January 31, 2023 07:18 PM (Uw44z)

180 To be fair, the food we offered them was probably shit. There are only two ways to eat well in America. One is going to cost you a lot of time, and the other is going to cost you a lot of money. Healthy, cheap or quick pick two.

Posted by: DFCtomm at January 31, 2023 07:19 PM (xge03)

181 I bet those illegal alien squatters are still getting room service.
It would be inhumane to not bring them meals. /

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 31, 2023 07:19 PM (jvZFZ)

182 Tell the migrants you ARE taking them to the vacant billionaire apartments, put them on a bus, drive them to Detroit and let them off.

And as far as Mz. Goldberg is concerned, white people being beaten by police is NOT a story, because there is no real victim, so no one will dare record it, or publish it.

Posted by: JB1000 at January 31, 2023 07:19 PM (bXn0x)

183 Apparently the New College of Florida's President wasn't on board with getting rid of DIE. So the board of trustees canned him and directed the Uni to hire Richard Corcoran and come up with a plan to abolish DIE.

https://bit.ly/3Hnnudc

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 07:21 PM (eyxn4)

184 179, spot-on

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2023 07:21 PM (XzIdt)

185 They took the "saved" guy for a drag. it seems.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2023 07:22 PM (tkR6S)

186

Healthy, cheap or quick pick two.
Posted by: DFCtomm at January 31, 2023 07:19 PM (xge03)

Dine and dash.

Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2023 07:22 PM (j4U/Z)

187 All that Tennessee sex cop has to do is apply at another police or sheriff's dept. She'll get hired just on the hope she'll have sex with someone there.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2023 07:22 PM (76Foq)

188 >> They took the "saved" guy for a drag. it seems.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


yeah, I thought that looked more like an arrest than a rescue

Posted by: DB at January 31, 2023 07:23 PM (geLO8)

189 I'm sure the guy who just had his BMW stolen and wrecked has insurance.
Right?

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at January 31, 2023 07:24 PM (ZNlqs)

190 > Too bad the USB-C connectors take away some of that fun- on one end at least.

The physical form factor on USB-C and data throughput are great. It's not so great trying to figure out what data standard a cable follows or what your device needs.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 07:24 PM (eyxn4)

191 Claiming she's "not suggesting that," Whoopi suggests white people need to be beaten by police before reforms will happen.
"Do you we need to see white people also get beat before anybody will do anything? ... Don't write us and tell me what a racist I am."

--------

Your a racist's-racist.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 07:24 PM (ZDsBk)

192 *sips at own shot of Bulleit 95 Rye*

*tonight's beer accompaniment is Brecken Bock from Waunakee WI via Aldi*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2023 07:25 PM (XzIdt)

193 > The left calls the illegals "refugees". Ok...refugees from what?
______________

The question is irrelevant. The question is "what do you, who apparently have resources to piss away will do for your 'refugees.'"

To ask is to answer.

And the answers are not apparently what the left thought.

*see NYC and the lux hotel migrant squatters.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2023 07:25 PM (Q4IgG)

194 Nood. Dog fucks a Tiger Cafe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 07:26 PM (CsVWE)

195

"The View" panel must be pissed that they are getting right down to "kill whitey" rhetoric and are being ignored.

Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2023 07:26 PM (j4U/Z)

196 That's no forehead, it's a fivehead - maybe six.

Posted by: SkinnerVic at January 31, 2023 07:26 PM (CNemi)

197 Wait, you can't hit a shrub in a BMW without getting knocked the fuck out and having a CarBQ? What's the context?

Posted by: Xander Crews at January 31, 2023 07:26 PM (MpOGS)

198 Is that an electric car?

Conventional gas BMW. The general theory is that transmission oil cooler and fuel lines were damaged. The rescuers left the key on when they got the door open so the pump in the tank kept going and spraying gas on the fire.

The full unedited video is on the Police Pursuits YT channel if you want to come up with your own theory.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2023 07:27 PM (X4R3E)

199 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2023 07:27 PM (XzIdt)

200 Whoopi: "Don't write us and tell me what a racist I am."

Agreed. We need not write anything. We know you're a racist. That's enough.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 31, 2023 06:43 PM (aXxgO)

What are the odds she's illiterate, anyway? Anyone ever see her reading a book?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2023 07:28 PM (tkR6S)

201 It really looks like the police spread the fire to the rest of the car.

It's a gas leak fire and they didn't turn the key off, so the pump in the tank kept making the fire bigger. Most cars shut off the pump when the airbags deploy, but for whatever reason they didn't there.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2023 07:28 PM (X4R3E)

202 I'm sure the guy who just had his BMW stolen and wrecked has insurance.
Right?

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at January 31, 2023 07:24 PM (ZNlqs)

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Unless he's an illegal alien (and likely coyote with that ride).

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 07:29 PM (ZDsBk)

203 meh, who wants to confuse up a good car fire video with facts?

burn, baby, burn!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2023 07:29 PM (XzIdt)

204 Gotta admit, the Lincoln Project is one hell of a grift. Raise millions from stupid people to print a few lies but mostly to enrich a bunch of DC scumbags.

https://tinyurl.com/ymv3a8ck

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2023 07:29 PM (ZLI7S)

205 The reason Disney will never die is because it's a cheap babysitter.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 06:45 PM (5xURv)

Old Disney is even cheaper.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 07:30 PM (eoQWY)

206 Wait, you can't hit a shrub in a BMW without getting knocked the fuck out and having a CarBQ? What's the context?

The driver was probably drunk or high or both, which caused the accident in the first place.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2023 07:32 PM (X4R3E)

207 I'm sure the guy who just had his BMW stolen and wrecked has insurance.
Right?


Rental. Exotic/high-end car rental is a huge business in Vegas, and you basically have to self-insure because no insurance company will touch it.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2023 07:33 PM (X4R3E)

208 For chuckles, every once in awhile I read the book reviews for the Deplorable Gourmet.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 31, 2023 07:08 PM (Ost2s)
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I love those! Believe it or not, neither Weasel nor I had even the thought of reviews cross our minds. But the day we announced the book was available, (the Horde being the Horde) reviews started showing up even though no one had received one yet. We couldn't stop laughing.

Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2023 07:36 PM (pTb/Z)

209 Love that last cop casually walking up with his extinguisher and starting to put out the flames in the passenger compartment.

Then the fuel line catches fire and off he goes! "Well, I tried! But nope."

Posted by: GWB at January 31, 2023 07:42 PM (B7zYP)

210 Steph Curry CUNT.

Is all the descriptor needed.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 31, 2023 07:50 PM (17s+e)

211 sock off

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 31, 2023 08:04 PM (Vwz3I)

212
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Signing in

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 31, 2023 08:23 PM (dtPto)

213 I have an MD friend who related that during the workup for a new patient, a sixteen y-o female.
His wife, his medical assistant, was in the room.
While filling out the new patient forms he asked if she was sexually active.
Her response was, "Does that mean, do I move around a lot while I'm having sex?

Face palm.

Posted by: waepnedmann at January 31, 2023 08:42 PM (CvC03)

214 The FACE act doesn't apply to escorts. The Congressional testimony by Ted Kennedy himself specified that. So the DOJ had no legal basis to bring the charge.

It does, however, protect freedom of speech, including that of protesters. So it was the escort who broke the FACE act.

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