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A Certain Set of Skills Cafe

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This dude shreds.

She is good at jumping rope.

Another jump-rope shuffle girl.

I'll just dock right here.

Dog enjoys a bath.

What am I looking at here?! This post explains.

Super clingy cat.

Another Cat 1 Clinger.


Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM




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1

Ira “Bob” Born, a candy company executive known as the “Father of Peeps” for mechanizing the process to make marshmallow chicks, has died. He was 98.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2023 07:31 PM (63Dwl)

2 Nice picture

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2023 07:32 PM (xhxe8)

3 Welcome to Ace's Café.

You will be seated shortly. In the meantime, would you like to visit the bar?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2023 07:32 PM (a3Q+t)

4 Cindy Williams has passed.
28 minutes ago
Williams died in Los Angeles on Wednesday after a brief illness, her children, Zak and Emily Hudson, said in a statement released Monday to the Associated Press through a family spokeswoman.

https://bit.ly/3wIXhAI

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2023 07:32 PM (ZVVGW)

5 yo wut sup

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2023 07:33 PM (BRHaw)

6 What a pretty picture.

Posted by: Tuna at January 30, 2023 07:33 PM (gLRfa)

7 Never saw that about Anteater

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2023 07:34 PM (xhxe8)

8 Hmmm. I'd say that drone video is sped up a bit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2023 07:34 PM (CsVWE)

9 Floating bridge, I don't know....

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2023 07:34 PM (V13WU)

10 Ira “Bob” Born, a candy company executive known as the “Father of Peeps” for mechanizing the process to make marshmallow chicks, has died. He was 98.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2023 07:31 PM (63Dwl)
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Somehow, after reading that, I was picturing a "Robot Chicken" sketch of his funeral...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2023 07:35 PM (BpYfr)

11 Ace finds the best pictures for the Cafe.
Love this!

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2023 07:35 PM (NpAcC)

12 The common cold causes strokes and heart attacks?

Sheesh! We all know these two are caused by white supremacy.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 30, 2023 07:35 PM (xxG/v)

13 She is good at jumping rope.

that would be like sticking a wet noodle up a wildcats ass

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2023 07:35 PM (BRHaw)

14 Ace, do you know where that picture is from? It reminds me of a pub in England I went to years ago. It was next to a stone church like that.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 30, 2023 07:36 PM (Y+l9t)

15 Just the kind of drone skills you need to fly one into the engine of an airplane on takeoff.
Airforce hates these things.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2023 07:37 PM (anj39)

16 Ira “Bob” Born, a candy company executive known as the “Father of Peeps” for mechanizing the process to make marshmallow chicks, has died. He was 98.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

98.

Pretty good run for a guy who lived on sugar-coated sugar. Props.

Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2023 07:38 PM (P1f+c)

17 Those excavator fellas have some mad skills.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 30, 2023 07:38 PM (R/m4+)

18 Ira “Bob” Born, a candy company executive known as the “Father of Peeps” for mechanizing the process to make marshmallow chicks, has died. He was 98.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2023 07:31 PM (63Dwl)


Instead of cremation, he will be put into a microwave.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2023 07:38 PM (anj39)

19 Pretty good run for a guy who lived on sugar-coated sugar. Props.
Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2023 07:38 PM (P1f+c)
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Don't forget the added preservatives!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2023 07:39 PM (BpYfr)

20 Excavator guys are the best! I'm impressed.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 30, 2023 07:39 PM (OX9vb)

21 ace should do a caffe dedicated to shuffling skillz

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2023 07:39 PM (V13WU)

22 Jump rope lady is amazing. I really loved the drone racing video too. I wonder if that's real-time or sped up. Either way that's some serious skill.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2023 07:39 PM (eyxn4)

23 That puppy had so much fun with agility! She didn’t care it was Westminster, it was just fun. I love that.

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 07:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

24 Jump rope girls are outstanding.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 30, 2023 07:40 PM (oQbRJ)

25 A thousand years from now, amidst the just slightly-glowing ruins, which will still exist, a package of Twinkies or a package of Peeps?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2023 07:40 PM (a3Q+t)

26 Cool drone vids! I suppose the interior one was expected because most drones make some noise, some are very noisy, like having a Conair dryer whizzing by.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 30, 2023 07:40 PM (jTmQV)

27 Hmmm. I'd say that drone video is sped up a bit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Nope, if anything, he's a failure....check out a racing league.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8C2C1E7vpMM

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 30, 2023 07:41 PM (3CCua)

28 The first drone video had Ernst Blofeld attached to the side of the drone.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 30, 2023 07:41 PM (xxG/v)

29 Welcome to Ace's Café.

You will be seated shortly. In the meantime, would you like to visit the bar?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2023 07:32 PM (a3Q+t)

Ladies, keep your hands to yourself.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2023 07:42 PM (PyOKD)

30 Y’all. I just tried to jump rope and shuffle. It was certainly video worthy.

(I am fine, no need to call the ambulance)

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 07:42 PM (ZdaMQ)

31 Oh, searching a bit, it looks to be the english village of Milldale in Derbyshire (England, of course.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2023 07:42 PM (CsVWE)

32 A thousand years from now, amidst the just slightly-glowing ruins, which will still exist, a package of Twinkies or a package of Peeps?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2023 07:40 PM (a3Q+t)
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I imagine that both will evolve into sentient lifeforms eventually, then proceed to go to war with each other. Those "slightly-glowing ruins" will be the remains of their epic struggle for the dominance of the planet.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2023 07:43 PM (BpYfr)

33 Ladies, keep your hands to yourself.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2023 07:42 PM (PyOKD)

dont put my love upon the shelf

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2023 07:43 PM (BRHaw)

34 Ladies, keep your hands to yourself.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2023 07:42 PM

Comrade, may I remind you that a lady is only as old as the men she feels?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2023 07:43 PM (a3Q+t)

35 I'll bet that guy picks up the onion slices and puts them in the pot when no one is looking.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 30, 2023 07:43 PM (yQpMk)

36
Papillons are smart little dogs. Not surprised that one roared around the agility course.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2023 07:43 PM (MoZTd)

37 The drone shots were cool but the excavator vid is my favorite. Because way down inside, I'm still an 8 year old boy.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2023 07:44 PM (nfrXX)

38 Ladies, keep your hands to yourself.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2023 07:42 PM (PyOKD)

dont put my love upon the shelf
Posted by: rhennigantx
No one wants their abs rubbed?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 30, 2023 07:44 PM (Y+l9t)

39 Slightly different position and lighting, but definitely the same as the building orientation and the phone booth and lamp positions are identical.

https://tinyurl.com/3sexyjkp

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2023 07:44 PM (CsVWE)

40 Just show Fastest Dog vid to 'ol Joe.
He wasn't impressed.
He just licked where his balls used to be and jumped off the couch.
Slacker.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2023 07:45 PM (anj39)

41 Jump rope girls are outstanding.
Posted by: Braenyard

But then they wouldn't be jump-rope girls.....

Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2023 07:45 PM (P1f+c)

42 Re: mandoline man:

All that without a guard ~ and~ he doesn't slice his fingers into the mix!

Mad Skillz!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 30, 2023 07:45 PM (7Vk/w)

43 Apparently it's old video but...

Barstool Sports @barstoolsports
Just a couple dudes rescuing a dog

Major W

https://tinyurl.com/353rkdct
1:23 video

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 30, 2023 07:45 PM (Vwz3I)

44 “We hesitate to add to the ‘not in our backyard’ (literally) rhetoric, but we wanted to send a note before today’s meeting,” the couple wrote in the letter. “Safety and privacy for us and our kids continues to be our top priority.”

Curry's house cost $30M

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2023 07:46 PM (BRHaw)

45 The common cold causes strokes and heart attacks?

Sheesh! We all know these two are caused by white supremacy.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 30, 2023 07:35 PM (xxG/v)


and climate change.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 30, 2023 07:47 PM (yQpMk)

46 LOL, Piper, I could make a how-not-to video.

Was never good at jumping rope, and that shuffle dancing looks like so much fun, but I am nowhere near coordinated enough for that.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 30, 2023 07:47 PM (OX9vb)

47 41
But then they wouldn't be jump-rope girls.....
Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2023 07

Truth. This requires more than being able to shuffle. 😃

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 07:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

48 No one wants their abs rubbed?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 30, 2023 07:44 PM (Y+l9t)


Well. It's never been called abs before but hey, go ahead.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2023 07:48 PM (anj39)

49 Police Boat kinda took a hard hit into the dock. Video cuts just short of full bump. I'm guessing there was some damage.

Also, not a good idea to have video evidence of OTJ shenanigans... unless it's routine for this maneuver to get personnel off the boat in 0.25 seconds.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 30, 2023 07:48 PM (aXxgO)

50 I'd love to live in a little village like that

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2023 07:48 PM (XtkZj)

51 No one wants their abs rubbed?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 30, 2023 07:44 PM

We're not rookies here, you know.

First you'll start with the belly rub, get our rear legs stretching out a bit, and then you move down toward the ribs with a bit of a scratching motion to induce the leg on that side to start trying to scratch, then move to the other side so that leg starts trying to scratch, and then you'll get both hands in action, trying for the rare double-leg scratching motion.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2023 07:49 PM (a3Q+t)

52 Pic. Thomas Kincaid St.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2023 07:49 PM (Khgxe)

53 37 The drone shots were cool but the excavator vid is my favorite. Because way down inside, I'm still an 8 year old boy.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2023 07:44 PM (nfrXX)

Oddbob, I have your next vacation destination:

https://www.digthisinvercargill.nz/

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, thank you, try the veal at January 30, 2023 07:49 PM (PiwSw)

54 The little dog is a freaking rocket.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2023 07:50 PM (Khgxe)

55 Aetius that's awesome

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2023 07:50 PM (xhxe8)

56 I remember seeing a video of a WWII Brit Lancaster tail gunner perfectly signing his name with a pen attached to one of his guns.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 30, 2023 07:50 PM (FVME7)

57
I'd love to live in a little village like that
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2023 07:48 PM (XtkZj)

_________

It has a Starbucks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2023 07:50 PM (MoZTd)

58 No one wants their abs rubbed?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 30, 2023 07:44 PM (Y+l9t)

abs are over rated

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2023 07:51 PM (BRHaw)

59 21 ace should do a caffe dedicated to shuffling skillz
Posted by: runner at January 30, 2023 07:39 PM (V13WU

*gets out deck of cards with nekkid ladies on the backs

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2023 07:51 PM (XtkZj)

60 Need the Wii Girl to do virtual jump-roping.

Purely for scientific comparison.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 30, 2023 07:51 PM (aXxgO)

61 46
Was never good at jumping rope, and that shuffle dancing looks like so much fun, but I am nowhere near coordinated enough for that.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 30, 2023

You can do it! I am sure of it. If OddBob (I think) wins the power ball and takes us all on the cruise he promised, I will show you. We just won’t try to jump rope at the same time. It’s one or the other, not both.

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 07:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

62 Because way down inside, I'm still an 8 year old boy.
Posted by: Oddbob

My lovely wife insists I possess the maturity of a 13 yr old.

To that, I say: "Nuh uh!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2023 07:52 PM (zJEfx)

63 57
I'd love to live in a little village like that
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2023 07:48 PM (XtkZj)

_________

It has a Starbucks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2023 07:50 PM (MoZTd

Well shit. Nice dream while it lasted.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2023 07:52 PM (XtkZj)

64 I was watching a race at some track in SE New Mexico (Vado Speedway) on the interwebs today. The national anthem was played by a very good electric guitar player and a very good fiddle player. It was well done.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 30, 2023 07:52 PM (sAmhv)

65 Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney
Rest in Peace Lisa Loring, the original Wednesday Addams.

The original Wednesday dance with Ted Cassidy from the 1964 episode, Lurch Learns to Dance.

https://tinyurl.com/bddeen2t

According to a FB post, Lisa suffered a massive stroke. She had been on life support for 3 days.

She will always be one of my favorites and always the OG.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 30, 2023 07:53 PM (Vwz3I)

66 ace should do a caffe dedicated to shuffling skillz

I'm right here you know.

Posted by: Zombie Stepin Fetchit at January 30, 2023 07:53 PM (Fk1uW)

67 My lovely wife insists I possess the maturity of a 13 yr old.

To that, I say: "Nuh uh!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2023 07:52 PM (zJEfx)

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, thank you, try the veal at January 30, 2023 07:53 PM (PiwSw)

68 I would like to have seen clingy cat in the shower

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2023 07:54 PM (xhxe8)

69 The timing of a load of wind turbine blades making their way by rail through Wichita this morning, was interesting. The the official NWS wind speed at the time was 3 mph -- which was too light for any electricity to be produced at any of the existing wind farms.

Here's the thing: If someone had taken a magic wand and instantly tripled the number of wind turbines in Kansas and Oklahoma this morning, it wouldn't have made any difference.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2023 07:56 PM (BRHaw)

70 eh, all cats are clingy

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2023 07:56 PM (V13WU)

71 Israel has a different idea.

After Mass Shooting, Israel Moves To EXPAND Civilian Access To Guns…

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 30, 2023 07:56 PM (FVME7)

72 Ok, found it in google streetview.

Let's see if this link works:

https://tinyurl.com/5xnawccs

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2023 07:56 PM (CsVWE)

73 31 Oh, searching a bit, it looks to be the english village of Milldale in Derbyshire (England, of course.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Northern England. Near the Peak District NP.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 30, 2023 07:56 PM (sAmhv)

74 Andrew Camarata is the ace of heavy equipment and explosives but, mostly heavy equipment.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 30, 2023 07:57 PM (D25PY)

75 WARNING: Sad doggeh story despite a very happy end.

The Dodo @dodo
People had no idea what breed this dog was — and her new mom can’t believe how different she looks now that her fur’s grown back 😍

https://tinyurl.com/2p9arscb
3:06 minute video

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 30, 2023 07:57 PM (Vwz3I)

76 I was watching a race at some track in SE New Mexico (Vado Speedway) on the interwebs today. The national anthem was played by a very good electric guitar player and a very good fiddle player. It was well done.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 30, 2023 07:52 PM (sAmhv)

Hmmm, not in my AO. Checks...

South central NM about 14 miles SSE of Las Cruces.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 30, 2023 07:57 PM (ZSK0i)

77 Need the Wii Girl to do virtual jump-roping.

Purely for scientific comparison.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 30, 2023 07:51 PM


Pretty sure if Wii girl jumped rope it would break the internet.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2023 07:58 PM (uNylN)

78 Laverne & Shirley star, Cindy Williams, dead at 75

Posted by: SMOD at January 30, 2023 07:58 PM (RovqD)

79 "The Library of Congress & U.S. Poet Laureate @adalimon are embarking on a mission with @NASA & @NASAJPL to send a poem to space!"

ClownWorld completes one more rotation around its anus.

Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 07:59 PM (24fqN)

80 68 I would like to have seen clingy cat in the shower
Posted by: Skip

You ain't foolin' nobody, you want to see clingy cats mom in the shower.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 30, 2023 07:59 PM (D25PY)

81 I don't know, think drone footage is speeded up

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2023 07:59 PM (xhxe8)

82 Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney
Rest in Peace Lisa Loring, the original Wednesday Addams.


Sadly, of the original cast, only Thing is still alive.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2023 07:59 PM (guGkK)

83 Ah, yes. I see the wheel of fate has determined that tonight I will be screamed at by the wife over a situation that does not involve me or the family, I don't care about, I am not involved with at all, yet I am still the asshole.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 30, 2023 08:00 PM (aYRzU)

84 If OddBob (I think) wins the power ball and takes us all on the cruise he promised, I will show you.

Way to keep the pressure on. But you should probably plan on a MoMe just as a backup.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2023 08:00 PM (nfrXX)

85 That lil Papillon was fast !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2023 08:00 PM (M+Lyo)

86 The little dog is a freaking rocket.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2023 07:50 PM (Khgxe)


Look at the bones!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 30, 2023 08:00 PM (yQpMk)

87 "People had no idea what breed this dog was "

Then people are kind of dumb. The head looks like it's a boxer or something in that family.

Severe mange doesn't change the conformation.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 30, 2023 08:00 PM (7Vk/w)

88 78. Why did I think she had already passed? Sad., either way. Schmiel, schmazel!


Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 08:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

89 Oh, searching a bit, it looks to be the english village of Milldale in Derbyshire (England, of course.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2023 07:42 PM (CsVWE)
******
Thanks.
I was wondering where that was. So pretty.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2023 08:01 PM (NpAcC)

90 Sadly, of the original cast, only Thing is still alive.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2023 07:59 PM (guGkK)

??

John Astin's still alive.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 30, 2023 08:01 PM (ZSK0i)

91 Sadly, of the original cast, only Thing is still alive.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2023 07:59 PM (guGkK)

??

John Astin's still alive.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 30, 2023 08:01 PM (ZSK0i)

He'd better watch his back then.

Posted by: Thing at January 30, 2023 08:02 PM (guGkK)

92 83 Ah, yes. I see the wheel of fate has determined that tonight I will be screamed at by the wife over a situation that does not involve me or the family, I don't care about, I am not involved with at all, yet I am still the asshole.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 30, 2023 08:00 PM (aYRzU)

Suggest to her that having sex with you would help her get over the issue?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 30, 2023 08:02 PM (eYoxG)

93 That little dog is awesome!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 30, 2023 08:03 PM (14URa)

94 I be pruod to announce thats are very own Becca Balint from Brattleboro is now the state's US Horse Reperrentertive and today has be introduced a bill to Congriss to make the Brattleboro FART Tube Program mandertory in all Federal Offirce Buildings . We be prouds of Becca and loves her and hopes this bull passes to stops Globail Warming.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 30, 2023 08:03 PM (FBf3u)

95 92 83 Ah, yes. I see the wheel of fate has determined that tonight I will be screamed at by the wife over a situation that does not involve me or the family, I don't care about, I am not involved with at all, yet I am still the asshole.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 30, 2023 08:00 PM (aYRzU)

Suggest to her that having sex with you would help her get over the issue?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 30, 2023 08:02 PM (eYoxG)

First tell her to calm down and be rational.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2023 08:03 PM (CsVWE)

96 Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy


I had to look it up. I was curious. My brief foray into NM was to Carlsbad Caverns and that was it (I was TDY in El Paso). It was surrounded by desert, mountains and a truck stop. There were some homes nearby. Well trailers that looked like they housed serial killers and meth labs. Looked, uh, rustic. The racing was pretty good though. NASCAR driver Kyle Larson was racing there.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 30, 2023 08:03 PM (sAmhv)

97 https://tinyurl.com/3sexyjkp
Posted by: Aetius451AD
-----------------------------

Phone booth should be blue.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 30, 2023 08:03 PM (oQbRJ)

98 Well, holed up in a hotel south of Little Rock and it's hovering around 32-33F while raining. We planned on driving to Dallas in the morning.

This is going to be fun, I can just tell.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2023 08:04 PM (zJEfx)

99 Loin Status: Girded.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 30, 2023 08:04 PM (up/3i)

100 "tonight I will be screamed at by the wife over a situation that does not involve me or the family,"

And you can't tell her to shut up and mind her own business?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 30, 2023 08:04 PM (7Vk/w)

101 >>Sadly, of the original cast, only Thing is still alive.

Not true. Fester is now a Senator from PA.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2023 08:04 PM (ZLI7S)

102 Thanks Aetius. That brought back memories. I think the place we stayed at was in Cornwall. In order to get to the pub, which was the only place you could get food after 6 pm, you had to cut through a farmer's field, carefully avoiding the cow pies. Place was packed but maybe 3 cars outside because everyone cut through the field to get there and walking called for after a few hours at the pub.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 30, 2023 08:04 PM (Y+l9t)

103 Floating bridge is pretty cool. A little unnerving though watching waves daring to topple you into unknown depths.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 30, 2023 08:04 PM (aXxgO)

104
care about, I am not involved with at all, yet I am still the asshole.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire

_________

Your duties as a husband include being the Designated Blame Recipient.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2023 08:05 PM (MoZTd)

105 92. 83. Do not do this. It is a trap.

But I am sorry. Hopefully it will pass soon and an apology will come your way. We all have bad days and take it out on those we know are safe, even when that is the person who deserves it less than anyone else.

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 08:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

106 Saw a cute pit puppy today. Brightened everybody's day.

Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 08:06 PM (24fqN)

107 Jesus H. !!! The Vermont Only House Member is from Brattleboro !!!!!!

Balint was born in Heidelberg, West Germany, and raised in Peekskill, New York. She was educated at Walter Panas High School, Smith College, Harvard University, and University of Massachusetts Amherst. She moved to Vermont in 1994, and worked at the Community College of Vermont in Brattleboro, Vermont.

She served as a town meeting representative and on the Development Review Board in Brattleboro. She was elected to the state senate alongside Jeanette White in 2014, becoming the first lesbian to serve in the state senate. Balint was selected to serve as majority leader by the Democratic caucus in 2017, and as the president pro tempore in 2021. She is the first woman and openly LGBT person to serve as president pro tempore in Vermont.

Balint was elected to the U.S. House in the 2022 election. She is the first woman and openly LGBT person to represent Vermont in Congress. This was also a national milestone, as her victory meant that women have been elected to Congress from every U.S. state.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 30, 2023 08:06 PM (FBf3u)

108 So, Milldale or at least the bridge in the village, has been there since the medieval period. The lane width certainly supports that. Amazing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2023 08:06 PM (CsVWE)

109 Another Cat 1 Clinger.

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That's gotta be Bitter Clinger and his cat "Cat 1."

[Late to the prior Quick Hits thread, but LMFAO at the "Finland has introduced the world's first transgender national figure skater." I mean, who knew Jonah Goldberg was Finnish and had transitioned? Must be on his mama-cow's side ...]

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 30, 2023 08:07 PM (ZDsBk)

110 103 Floating bridge is pretty cool. A little unnerving though watching waves daring to topple you into unknown depths.

Seattle has the 520 floating bridge across Puget Sound. They close it when the waves start coming over the guard rails. Also, it was a sub-standard build.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 30, 2023 08:07 PM (D25PY)

111 Well, holed up in a hotel south of Little Rock and it's hovering around 32-33F while raining. We planned on driving to Dallas in the morning.

This is going to be fun, I can just tell.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2023 08:04 PM


Sitting here 65 miles Northeast of Dallas and I would advise you to turn around. Nearly a half inch of ice on the road so far and more coming for the next two days.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2023 08:07 PM (uNylN)

112 Apparently it's old video but...

Barstool Sports @barstoolsports
Just a couple dudes rescuing a dog

Major W

https://tinyurl.com/353rkdct
1:23 video
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 30, 2023 07:45 PM (Vwz3I)

Poor beast was bleeding from his paw when they set him down. I'll bet he ripped a toenail or two out during that ordeal.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 30, 2023 08:07 PM (yQpMk)

113 Just a public service reminder:
Never take advice from the Horde.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 30, 2023 08:08 PM (Y+l9t)

114 rhennigantx

Lots of blades, towers, and hubs travel the roads I travel. Wide loads indeed.

All the power from the plethora of KS wind farms goes to Illinois.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 30, 2023 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

115 Wrong thread, I know, but I assume the tranny skater won multiple golds and perhaps a Nobel Prize???

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 30, 2023 08:08 PM (sJHOI)

116 74 Andrew Camarata is the ace of heavy equipment and explosives but, mostly heavy equipment.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 30, 2023 07:57 PM
This guy can do anything.

Posted by: Eromero at January 30, 2023 08:09 PM (0OP+5)

117 This was also a national milestone, as her victory meant that women have been elected to Congress from every U.S. state.
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 30, 2023 08:06 PM (FBf3u)
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...and that's when the murders began...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2023 08:09 PM (BpYfr)

118 Ah, yes. I see the wheel of fate has determined that tonight I will be screamed at by the wife over a situation that does not involve me or the family, I don't care about, I am not involved with at all, yet I am still the asshole.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 30, 2023 08:00 PM

Tell her to calm down. If necessary, suggest that certain specific anatomical structures need to calm down, stat!

Posted by: HordeSource (tm), your One Stop Advice Shop at January 30, 2023 08:09 PM (a3Q+t)

119 Tooling around the google street map for milldale is like a window to the past. Except for the speed walkers and the asphalt road.

A little slice of heaven.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2023 08:10 PM (CsVWE)

120 From a respected member of The Horde:

Just a public service reminder:
Never take advice from the Horde.

Is this like one of those logic puzzles?

Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2023 08:10 PM (nfrXX)

121 Just a public service reminder:
Never take advice from the Horde.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 30, 2023 08:08 PM (Y+l9t)

'scuse me, but have you sous vided that shit?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 30, 2023 08:10 PM (sJHOI)

122
Certainly, I know if we can't find something around the house, I was the last person to use it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2023 08:10 PM (MoZTd)

123 Catholic Bannon just said "hold the money".

I agree, should have happened long ago. Don't fund the commie "pope". Get their attention, he is not The King.

rumble link
https://tinyurl.com/3nrk8hbs

Posted by: illiniwek at January 30, 2023 08:10 PM (Cus5s)

124 4 Cindy Williams has passed.
28 minutes ago
Williams died in Los Angeles on Wednesday after a brief illness, her children, Zak and Emily Hudson, said in a statement released Monday to the Associated Press through a family spokeswoman.

https://bit.ly/3wIXhAI

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2023 07:32 PM (ZVVGW)

You know, I'm beginning to get a little nervous with all of these people, younger than I, dying

Posted by: Javems at January 30, 2023 08:11 PM (AmoqO)

125 113 except @ Sharon(willow's apprentice) advice, which is very sage indeed.

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 08:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

126 Oddbob

Lol

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 30, 2023 08:12 PM (Y+l9t)

127 113 Just a public service reminder:
Never take advice from the Horde.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
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Sometime's you listen to a Hordian; it's so well constructed and sounds so right, then you do it and it's like stepping on a shovel.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 30, 2023 08:12 PM (oQbRJ)

128 Sitting here 65 miles Northeast of Dallas and I would advise you to turn around. Nearly a half inch of ice on the road so far and more coming for the next two days.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Roger that. We'll reassess in the am. It's not life and death if we get there. It's not like a kegger is scheduled.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2023 08:12 PM (zJEfx)

129 Eggs are being smuggled into the U.S. (Tucker C show.)

What's happening to the feed?

Posted by: Lola at January 30, 2023 08:12 PM (Wxlzw)

130 Looks like the rons keeping chickens were prescient.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2023 08:13 PM (CsVWE)

131 Seattle has the 520 floating bridge across Puget Sound. They close it when the waves start coming over the guard rails. Also, it was a sub-standard build.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Of all the standards you could build a floating bridge to, that's got to be the worst choice.

Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2023 08:14 PM (P1f+c)

132 Javems: "You know, I'm beginning to get a little nervous with all of these people, younger than I, dying"

You know what would settle your mind a bit? Your bi-annual Covid-19 booster.

Posted by: Friendly Folks of Pfizer at January 30, 2023 08:14 PM (aXxgO)

133 Just a public service reminder:
Never take advice from the Horde.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 30, 2023 08:08 PM

We've saved lives, you know.

We've also mended relationships, offered timely and sage advice on many problematic problems, and assisted with those 'what-could-I-say-to that-lovely-woman/intriguing-man' doubts.

Rumour has it we've even assisted in an inside-the-park home run or two.

Posted by: HordeSource (tm), your One Stop Advice Shop at January 30, 2023 08:15 PM (a3Q+t)

134 Well way past bed time
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2023 08:15 PM (xhxe8)

135 Rumour has it we've even assisted in an inside-the-park home run or two.

Posted by: HordeSource (tm), your One Stop Advice Shop at January 30, 2023 08:15 PM (a3Q+t)

And Boy do we catch fish!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who remembers that commercial at January 30, 2023 08:16 PM (PiwSw)

136 We all have bad days and take it out on those we know are safe, even when that is the person who deserves it less than anyone else.
Posted by: Piper

Yeah, that's it! Tell her you understand she's just venting her frustrations and that your broad shoulders can handle her screaming.
I'm sure she'll calm right down!
/s

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2023 08:16 PM (j0JO3)

137 Night, skip!

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 08:17 PM (ZdaMQ)

138 So, Milldale or at least the bridge in the village, has been there since the medieval period. The lane width certainly supports that. Amazing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD
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So, this is one of those really weird things like "WTF is going on in my brain?" Yesterday , I'm laying in bed having just awoken from some dream (can never remember them anymore") and for some bizarre reason -- I mean I can't remember when I last heard a reference to it -- the phrase "In Bruges" pops into my mind. And I'm thinking ... isn't that an old movie or something and why did that term pop into my head.

I figure my subconscious is trying to tell me something, so I find and watch it online. Love Brendan Gleeson (originally seen in Braveheart as Wallace's big best friend and adjutant) and Colin Farrell was pretty good (as was Ralph Fiennes), with some pretty female characters. Started out interesting with good dialog and real LOL moments -- but became too dark for me, as well as predictable with the requisite number of deus ex machinas.

Anyway, had never heard of Bruges, Belgium with the old medieval parts dating back to the 11th century; scenery best part.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 30, 2023 08:17 PM (ZDsBk)

139 Night Skip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2023 08:17 PM (CsVWE)

140 I'd like a show of hands for those that wanted the drone to stay in the second room it entered.

Ok, you can all put them down now. Drone operator messed up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 30, 2023 08:17 PM (u82oZ)

141 129 Eggs are being smuggled into the U.S. (Tucker C show.)

What's happening to the feed?
Posted by: Lola
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First it was fentanyl, now it's eggs, next it'll be chickens 'n pigs. Will this horror ever stop?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 30, 2023 08:17 PM (oQbRJ)

142 We've saved lives, you know.

We've also mended relationships, offered timely and sage advice on many problematic problems, and assisted with those 'what-could-I-say-to that-lovely-woman/intriguing-man' doubts.

Rumour has it we've even assisted in an inside-the-park home run or two.

Posted by: HordeSource

Our shelving advice is legend!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2023 08:18 PM (j0JO3)

143 Youtuber "Mr. Beast" pays for 1000 people to regain their eyesight through a simple surgical procedure. [dri]

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Mr. Beast is a great guy. He also has 10 times more subscribers than CNN. And his videos typically have 1000 times more viewer than CNN.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 30, 2023 08:19 PM (cMXNt)

144 129 Eggs are being smuggled into the U.S. (Tucker C show.)

What's happening to the feed?
Posted by: Lola
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First it was fentanyl, now it's eggs, next it'll be chickens 'n pigs. Will this horror ever stop?
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 30, 2023 08:17 PM (oQbRJ)
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Imagine how much hatred for humanity it takes to destroy the entire chicken/egg industry. The chicken, along with cows, sheep, goats, pigs, and other domesticated animals, is one of the greatest gifts we've been given. And the Left would destroy that gift, along with us.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2023 08:19 PM (BpYfr)

145 Libby Emmons brought her cleavage to Tim Pool tonite. She plays coy with the microphone, that saucy minx.

Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 08:19 PM (24fqN)

146 Braenyard: "First it was fentanyl, now it's eggs, next it'll be chickens 'n pigs. Will this horror ever stop?"

One of these days, you'll be begging for chitin. Begging! We might even reallocate your rations to chocolate levels.

Posted by: WEF at January 30, 2023 08:20 PM (aXxgO)

147

Lisa Loring, dance instructor

https://youtu.be/F3jnymeJof4

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2023 08:20 PM (63Dwl)

148 136 ha! Yes, and I would add to this its clear she is having a little hormone issue, it happens to many women of a certain age.

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 08:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

149 Seattle has the 520 floating bridge across Puget Sound. They close it when the waves start coming over the guard rails. Also, it was a sub-standard build.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 30, 2023 08:07 PM (D25PY)

It's across lake Washington, but lake Washington is still pretty deep (and cold), and it is ominous when the wind gets to kicking up the waves.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2023 08:21 PM (PyOKD)

150
Catholic Bannon just said "hold the money".

__________

Hmmm, not quite that clear-cut. When you drop money into the collection basket, it belongs to the parish, less a diocesan tax. You also have an obligation to support your pastor.

But if you don't contribute to, say, Peter's Pence, it's no skin off your pastor's nose. People have a wrong impression about the Vatican. It's like the guy living in a 5 million dollar house who has $176 in his checking account.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2023 08:21 PM (MoZTd)

151 Cat Ass Trophy

Repeat after me:

"I'm over it."

Hope your couch is comfy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 30, 2023 08:21 PM (u82oZ)

152 Drone operator messed up.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 30, 2023 08:17 PM

Must be a SWO. An 1120 or 1125 does not mess up. This is known.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2023 08:21 PM (a3Q+t)

153 I'm going to go watch a movie before I get into any more trouble. Think I'm up to the 5 th Jesse Stone movie.
See ya later.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 30, 2023 08:22 PM (Y+l9t)

154 "Imagine how much hatred for humanity it takes to destroy the entire chicken/egg industry."

* looks at Congress *
*Looks at what Congress's "trade deals" have done to American sheep farming*

It's not the first time.

And someone will get rich off it.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 30, 2023 08:22 PM (7Vk/w)

155
You know, I'm beginning to get a little nervous with all of these people, younger than I, dying
Posted by: Javems at January 30, 2023 08:11 PM (AmoqO)

________

And all "suddenly" or "after a brief illness".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2023 08:22 PM (MoZTd)

156 Drone & excavator videos are amazing! I thought the Anteater was a huge spider...holey moley!!

A good end to the day. Thanks.

Posted by: Lola at January 30, 2023 08:23 PM (Wxlzw)

157 Drone footage... now just add a touch of C-4... or a Frag.

It's coming folks.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 30, 2023 08:24 PM (oHd/0)

158 25 A thousand years from now, amidst the just slightly-glowing ruins, which will still exist, a package of Twinkies or a package of Peeps?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2023 07:40 PM (a3Q+t)

The peeps would be nice and stale. Yum.

Posted by: Ann at January 30, 2023 08:24 PM (rBu2O)

159 "Imagine how much hatred for humanity it takes to destroy the entire chicken/egg industry."

Are these facilities insured? Send in EG Robinson from "Double Indemnity." He'll crack the case. I crack myself up.

Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 08:24 PM (24fqN)

160 Duncanthrax

An 1110 would have kept the drone on her until her top dropped. Well, back in the day.

Today? Not sure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 30, 2023 08:24 PM (u82oZ)

161 Yes, and I would add to this its clear she is having a little hormone issue, it happens to many women of a certain age.

Posted by: Piper

Go ahead, bring that up. The Horde would be glad to attend a funeral for a Moron. LOLOL

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2023 08:27 PM (zJEfx)

162 Duncanthrax

Just for the record, there are a large number of groundings and collisions with undersea mountains that are not moving in the 1120 world. Can you say USS San Francisco (SSN-711) or USS Connecticut (SSN-22)?

It's just that the more numerous surface ship incidents get a lot more publicity and easy picture taking by the press.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 30, 2023 08:29 PM (u82oZ)

163 Huh, wonder where that chicken feed is MADE?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 30, 2023 08:30 PM (oHd/0)

164 Knock gp A Kiss

My theory is that one main cause of all the fires is lithium-powered forklifts. But maybe not.

All electric power is the latest fad, but a bad idea for indoors equipment. There are no energy savings, and every fire puts a lot of carbon into the atmosphere. Gaia weeps.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 30, 2023 08:32 PM (u82oZ)

165 Ok the guy stacking the glasses and pouring the wine was cool.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2023 08:32 PM (oINRc)

166 162 Duncanthrax

Just for the record, there are a large number of groundings and collisions with undersea mountains that are not moving in the 1120 world. Can you say USS San Francisco (SSN-711) or USS Connecticut (SSN-22)?

It's just that the more numerous surface ship incidents get a lot more publicity and easy picture taking by the press.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 30, 2023 08:29 PM (u82oZ)

Navy is always running into shit... it's just part of the job.

I've been on one ship that punched a hole in the Hull by running into a Sea Bouy... and as it was IN MY FUCKING BERTHING COMPARTMENT and I was ASLEEP? Yeah... memorable...

And I was also on a Destroyer that ran into a Supply ship during an underway Replenishment.... we lost power... thus lost steering... BANG...

Shit happens. The Sea is ALWAYS trying to kill us.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 30, 2023 08:33 PM (oHd/0)

167 Funny kitteh video.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9e6hnz

12 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 30, 2023 08:33 PM (Vwz3I)

168 Suggest to her that having sex with you would help her get over the issue?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 30, 2023 08:02 PM (eYoxG)

Believe it or not, not even "my cardiologist suggested 45 minutes of cardio" *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge* works like one would think it should.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2023 08:34 PM (PyOKD)

169 161 Yes, and I would add to this its clear she is having a little hormone issue, it happens to many women of a certain age.

Posted by: Piper

Go ahead, bring that up. The Horde would be glad to attend a funeral for a Moron. LOLOL
Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2023 08:27 PM (zJEfx)

I would submit to the Style Book, that Morons have WAKES, not Funerals.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 30, 2023 08:34 PM (oHd/0)

170 Romeo13

Oh yes. Got plenty of stories.

Mother Nature, and especially the seas, is utterly indifferent to your fate.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 30, 2023 08:35 PM (u82oZ)

171 Duncanthrax
Just for the record, there are a large number of groundings and collisions with undersea mountains that are not moving in the 1120 world. Can you say USS San Francisco (SSN-711) or USS Connecticut (SSN-22)?

It's just that the more numerous surface ship incidents get a lot more publicity and easy picture taking by the press.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 30, 2023 08:29 PM

You can add the USS Hartford and USS Georgia to the list.

Less than 50% of the ocean bottoms have been mapped, so on one hand, it's not surprising to run into something unknown. OTOH, AFAIK, the above 4 were preventable. Big Navy thought so, given the COs (at minimum) were relieved.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2023 08:36 PM (a3Q+t)

172 Believe it or not, not even "my cardiologist suggested 45 minutes of cardio" *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge* works like one would think it should.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2023 08:34 PM (PyOKD)

Yeah... good luck. Menopause causes things to get... weird.

ONE Lady I know, her sex drive increased... one Lady? became constantly angry, and a Cat Person... one could no longer have real sex, at all...

Getting old... and thus dating older ladies... has its challenges.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 30, 2023 08:37 PM (oHd/0)

173
I would submit to the Style Book, that Morons have WAKES, not Funerals.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 30, 2023 08:34 PM (oHd/0)

__________

"Among those arrested were...."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2023 08:37 PM (MoZTd)

174 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 30, 2023 08:00 PM (aYRzU)

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I received some very good advice about a month ago: When your wife is angry with you, you should buy a gun.

She'll still be angry, but you'll have a new gun!

Posted by: 496 at January 30, 2023 08:38 PM (9GhmN)

175 Getting old... and thus dating older ladies... has its challenges.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 30, 2023 08:37 PM (oHd/0)

I guess I'll have to stick with dating the younger ones then.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2023 08:38 PM (PyOKD)

176 Duncanthrax

The list is long. For ships, subs, and CVs.

My favorite was the CVN backing down into the plane-guard Tico-class CG. But many other examples to choose from.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 30, 2023 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

177 Oh yes. Got plenty of stories.

Mother Nature, and especially the seas, is utterly indifferent to your fate.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 30, 2023 08:35 PM (u82oZ)

I don't think she is indifferent... I think she is actively trying to kill us.

ergo... we need to kill Mom Nature first.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 30, 2023 08:38 PM (oHd/0)

178
I've been on one ship that punched a hole in the Hull by running into a Sea Bouy... and as it was IN MY FUCKING BERTHING COMPARTMENT and I was ASLEEP? Yeah... memorable...

Only in today's Navy do the men give berth.

Posted by: We want you as a new recruit! at January 30, 2023 08:39 PM (UKe2c)

179 I received some very good advice about a month ago: When your wife is angry with you, you should buy a gun.

She'll still be angry, but you'll have a new gun!

Posted by: 496 at January 30, 2023 08:38 PM (9GhmN)

This is gold.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2023 08:39 PM (PyOKD)

180 Navy is always running into shit... it's just part of the job.

I've been on one ship that punched a hole in the Hull by running into a Sea Bouy... and as it was IN MY FUCKING BERTHING COMPARTMENT and I was ASLEEP? Yeah... memorable...

And I was also on a Destroyer that ran into a Supply ship during an underway Replenishment.... we lost power... thus lost steering... BANG...

Shit happens. The Sea is ALWAYS trying to kill us.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 30, 2023 08:33 PM
Seabees. Dryland Navy that runs the heavy equipment.

Posted by: Eromero at January 30, 2023 08:39 PM (0OP+5)

181 Ace, you missed this one: Swimmers are aware what the otter threatens

https://tinyurl.com/yvnfpj2m

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2023 08:40 PM (xhaym)

182 Seabees. Dryland Navy that runs the heavy equipment.
Posted by: Eromero at January 30, 2023 08:39 PM (0OP+5)

Did some Electronic Maintenance work for the Beach Masters...

You know, the guys who get there BEFORE the Marines?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 30, 2023 08:40 PM (oHd/0)

183 I received some very good advice about a month ago: When your wife is angry with you, you should buy a gun.

She'll still be angry, but you'll have a new gun!

Does the Gun Thread need a motto? I think the Gun Thread needs a motto.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2023 08:43 PM (nfrXX)

184 >>> It's like the guy living in a 5 million dollar house who has $176 in his checking account.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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They can do whatever they want with the money, it's theirs. What they do with little boys is another thing.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 30, 2023 08:43 PM (oQbRJ)

185 I received some very good advice about a month ago: When your wife is angry with you, you should buy a gun.

She'll still be angry, but you'll have a new gun!

Posted by: 496 at January 30, 2023 08:38 PM (9GhmN)

This is gold.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2023 08:39 PM (PyOKD)

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Looks like Imma gonna be buying a lot more guns! ;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 30, 2023 08:43 PM (ZDsBk)

186 Given CAT's lack of further reporting, do you think that he is just weathering the storm, or did he mention she should "calm down"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2023 08:44 PM (a3Q+t)

187 The wife was angry that day my friends...

Posted by: 496 at January 30, 2023 08:45 PM (1svTo)

188 186 Given CAT's lack of further reporting, do you think that he is just weathering the storm, or did he mention she should "calm down"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2023 08:44 PM (a3Q+t)

Anyone called dibs on his stuff yet?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 30, 2023 08:46 PM (eYoxG)

189 Hope the Horde dreamed a little and bought a few Powerball tickets.

Only way to get that secret Ace of Spades hidden base on a tropical volcanic island.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 08:46 PM (L4glG)

190 Another Biden administration grim milestone:

Gregory Allen Howard, the first black screenwriter to pen a $100-million drama, has died at age 70.

[Wrote... Harriet; Ali; Remember the Titans]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 30, 2023 08:47 PM (Vwz3I)

191 189 Hope the Horde dreamed a little and bought a few Powerball tickets.

Only way to get that secret Ace of Spades hidden base on a tropical volcanic island.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 08:46 PM
Will there be sharks with lasers?

Posted by: Eromero at January 30, 2023 08:47 PM (0OP+5)

192 The wife was angry that day my friends...
Posted by: 496 at January 30, 2023 08:45 PM

The fo'c'sle heaved, and the scuppers were awash in angst and recriminations.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2023 08:48 PM (a3Q+t)

193 190 Another Biden administration grim milestone:

Gregory Allen Howard, the first black screenwriter to pen a $100-million drama, has died at age 70.

[Wrote... Harriet; Ali; Remember the Titans]
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I)
-----------------------------------

Grief over Biden bigotry did him in.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 30, 2023 08:49 PM (oQbRJ)

194 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee · 8h
New Netflix Series On Tyre Nichols Beating To Feature White Officers

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 30, 2023 08:50 PM (Vwz3I)

195 The jackpot is a few hundred million in cash so laser equipped sharks if properly outsourced to some Chinese company should be affordable.

Reliability is another separate issue.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 08:51 PM (L4glG)

196 Hope the Horde dreamed a little and bought a few Powerball tickets.

Yup. I understand that my odds of winning are about the same as my odds of having my name drawn out of a (yuge) hat to be President. And that if I were to win, my odds of dying before I could collect are about 1000X better. But I rationalize it thus: for $10 I can buy a movie ticket and enjoy a couple hours of escapist fantasy; for $10 I can buy 5 Powerball numbers and enjoy a couple hours of escapist fantasy. And I can make my own popcorn.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2023 08:52 PM (nfrXX)

197 187 The wife was angry that day my friends...
Posted by: 496 at January 30, 2023 08:45 PM (1svTo)

So, a day that ended in "y" then.

Posted by: The corner of the roof looks real inviting after awhile at January 30, 2023 08:53 PM (UKe2c)

198 I don't think the US Navy will ever live down the infamy of losing almost a whole squadron of destroyers at Honda Point.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 08:53 PM (L4glG)

199 I would submit to the Style Book, that Morons have WAKES, not Funerals.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 30, 2023 08:34 PM (oHd/0)

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Aha! An excellent reminder -- thanks -- that it's time to update the nic [have been rewatching The Wire].

And apparently, any video sites like YouTube & Rumble (as well as TinyURL) have been banned for website references. Bummer ...

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 30, 2023 08:54 PM (ZDsBk)

200 Quisquous is a word that should enjoy more currency amongst Hordians.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2023 08:55 PM (a3Q+t)

201 194 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee · 8h
New Netflix Series On Tyre Nichols Beating To Feature White Officers
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 30, 2023 08:50 PM (Vwz3I)

Daaaaaayum.

Posted by: Harsh but fair at January 30, 2023 08:55 PM (UKe2c)

202 195 The jackpot is a few hundred million in cash so laser equipped sharks if properly outsourced to some Chinese company should be affordable.

Reliability is another separate issue.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 08:51 PM
Yeah the Chinese models had the chip problem made them go around in circles like a rabid raccoon.

Posted by: Eromero at January 30, 2023 08:55 PM (0OP+5)

203 Did some Electronic Maintenance work for the Beach Masters...

You know, the guys who get there BEFORE the Marines?
Posted by: Romeo13

"Hey you Jarheads!! GET OFF MY BEACH!!!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2023 08:55 PM (zJEfx)

204 I always thought Cindy Williams was meh, I never liked Laverne and Shirley. I bet she was able enough as an actress though. Tyne Daley had a hot/not thing going on at the same time, she looked good but somehow made me feel like she would stab me just to watch how I bled.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 08:57 PM (0hOvj)

205 @Breaking911 · 1h
LAKELAND, FLA. SHOOTING:
- 10 victims reported
- Police believe there were 4 shooters
- Incident believed to be targeted & drug related

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 30, 2023 08:57 PM (Vwz3I)

206 "Hey you Jarheads!! GET OFF MY BEACH!!!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2023 08:55 PM

Don't see any "Posted - No Tresspassing" or "Off-Limits by Order of ..." signs, Chief.

Posted by: GySgt. Highway at January 30, 2023 08:57 PM (a3Q+t)

207 >>> 115 Wrong thread, I know, but I assume the tranny skater won multiple golds and perhaps a Nobel Prize???
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 30, 2023 08:08 PM (sJHOI)

I should give that guy the Medal of Freedom!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 08:58 PM (llON8)

208 So young aspiring rappers turning their life around?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 08:58 PM (L4glG)

209 It's okay. One is white and one is black.

@Breaking911 · 2h
BREAKING: Memphis Fires 2 EMTs, Fire Official Who Responded To Police Beating of Tyre Nichols

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 30, 2023 08:59 PM (Vwz3I)

210 Oh yeah

And "mostly peaceful"

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 09:00 PM (L4glG)

211 My appliances are so old the back of the owners manual is in English.

Posted by: Tee hee! at January 30, 2023 09:00 PM (iSFki)

212 Had to move modem. Let's see if the hash changed.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2023 09:01 PM (Angsy)

213 The horse Riden with Biden ran a race yesterday. It came in last.

https://tinyurl.com/wxjpf8h7

The judges then gave him 81 lengths and declared him the winner.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 09:01 PM (0hOvj)

214 BREAKING: Memphis Fires 2 EMTs, Fire Official Who Responded To Police Beating of Tyre Nichols

Are they just randomly firing everyone who was anywhere near the incident? None of those guys were involved in the beatdown.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2023 09:01 PM (X4R3E)

215 Ok, nope.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2023 09:01 PM (Angsy)

216 Floating bridge, I don't know....
Posted by: runner at January 30, 2023 07:34 PM (V13WU)

There is a floating bridge across the narrows in Okanagan Lake at Kelowna, British Columbia. Been there for years. You wouldn't know it is floating, except for the signs proclaiming it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2023 09:02 PM (tkR6S)

217 >>> 144 129

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Imagine how much hatred for humanity it takes to destroy the entire chicken/egg industry. The chicken, along with cows, sheep, goats, pigs, and other domesticated animals, is one of the greatest gifts we've been given. And the Left would destroy that gift, along with us.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2023 08:19 PM (BpYfr)

It isn't just humans they hate.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2023 09:02 PM (llON8)

218 Had to move modem. Let's see if the hash changed.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2023 09:01 PM (Angsy)

Now you're a surly graffiti artist

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 09:02 PM (0hOvj)

219 #209 I didn't notice the Fire Official isn't one of the EMTs -- she's black and born a woman!

||MEMPHIS, Tenn. – The Memphis Fire Dept. fired three emergency responders on Monday after an investigation found they failed to provide adequate medical care to Tyre Nichols, who was fatally beaten by police.

Nichols arrived at the hospital in critical condition and died three days later.

EMTs Robert Long and JaMichael Sandridge were terminated for failing to conduct a proper assessment, while Lt. Michelle Whitaker was fired for violating policy by staying in the vehicle.||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 30, 2023 09:02 PM (Vwz3I)

220 New Netflix Series On Tyre Nichols Beating To Feature White Officers

Law & Order probably already has that covered

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 09:03 PM (0hOvj)

221 That Gabby dog sprinting video - there's probably a couple of cats somewhere watching from a high perch placing bets on it.

Speaking of cats, I stepped outside today and one of my neighbors was walking her cat in a stroller. "Buster" (the cat) is a former feral rescue who has made it to the ripe age of 16. Periodically he climbs out of the stroller and walks around before hopping back in. He's so chill.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2023 09:03 PM (KAi1n)

222 They're firing folks because the lawsuit is coming.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2023 09:04 PM (XtkZj)

223 198 I don't think the US Navy will ever live down the infamy of losing almost a whole squadron of destroyers at Honda Point.
Posted by: Anna Puma
==============

Looks like a narrow gap to run in the clear.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 30, 2023 09:04 PM (oQbRJ)

224 Tyne Daley had a hot/not thing going on at the same time, she looked good but somehow made me feel like she would stab me just to watch how I bled.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 08:57 PM (0hOvj)

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One word: Markie Post

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2023 09:04 PM (Qzn2/)

225 Might bankrupt Memphis.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2023 09:04 PM (XtkZj)

226 Are they next going to fire the doctors and nurses who failed to save Mr. Nichols' life?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 09:04 PM (L4glG)

227 He's so chill.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2023 09:03 PM (KAi1n)

He's seen things.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2023 09:05 PM (PyOKD)

228 Joe must have consulted with Archbishop Nancy about this...

@Breaking911 · 4h
REPORTER: "Catholic bishops are demanding that federal tax dollars not fund abortions..."

BIDEN: "No, they are not all doing that. Nor is the Pope doing that."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 30, 2023 09:05 PM (Vwz3I)

229 LOL Babylon Bee:

Rookie Trans Woman Picks The One Sport Where Biological Women Actually Have An Advantage

About Finnish ice skater who apparently has never put on skates before in his life

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 09:06 PM (0hOvj)

230 Exactly and they got their navigation slightly wrong, they thought they were somewhere else.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 09:06 PM (L4glG)

231 >>> 226 Are they next going to fire the doctors and nurses who failed to save Mr. Nichols' life?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 09:04 PM (L4glG)

Nah, they'll let the Eff.Bee.EYE handle that one.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2023 09:07 PM (llON8)

232 Anna Puma

We are so over Honda Point.

The two instructional movies on ship-driving I saw were on the USS Belknap (CG-26) collision and the Melbourne slicing the USS Frank E Evans (DD 754) in half.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 30, 2023 09:07 PM (u82oZ)

233
Going to watch "The Conversation" again tonight after 30 years to see how it's held up; Cindy's role was minor but crucial.

Hackman's greatest role, by memory.

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2023 09:07 PM (j4U/Z)

234 One word: Markie Post

Now she just seemed wholesome and good and welcoming.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 09:07 PM (0hOvj)

235 205 @Breaking911 · 1h
LAKELAND, FLA. SHOOTING:
- 10 victims reported
- Police believe there were 4 shooters
- Incident believed to be targeted & drug related
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I)
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Mexican cartels don't go after civilians, (unless they don't like you), but if you're in the way TS.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 30, 2023 09:07 PM (oQbRJ)

236 Going to watch "The Conversation" again tonight after 30 years to see how it's held up; Cindy's role was minor but crucial.

She was great in The Enforcer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 09:08 PM (0hOvj)

237 I had to look it up. I was curious. My brief foray into NM was to Carlsbad Caverns and that was it (I was TDY in El Paso). It was surrounded by desert, mountains and a truck stop. There were some homes nearby. Well trailers that looked like they housed serial killers and meth labs. Looked, uh, rustic. The racing was pretty good though. NASCAR driver Kyle Larson was racing there.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 30, 2023 08:03 PM (sAmhv)

I went to Tombstone, AZ, today. That's pretty close to the NM boundary, and less than 300 miles from El Paso.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2023 09:08 PM (tkR6S)

238 Why would anyone work for the City of Memphis after all these firings?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 30, 2023 09:09 PM (u82oZ)

239 Now you're a surly graffiti artist

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 09:02 PM (0hOvj)

Been this one since I got a new modem a couple of weeks ago.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2023 09:09 PM (Angsy)

240 What?

Nothing about an Iowa class BB running over an American DD?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 09:10 PM (L4glG)

241 Eggs smuggled in from Mexico.
Great. Now we'll get fentanyl laced eggs.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at January 30, 2023 09:12 PM (sGcT5)

242 237 I went to Tombstone, AZ, today. That's pretty close to the NM boundary, and less than 300 miles from El Paso.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2023 09:08 PM (tkR6S)

Fun fact! I was born in El Paso.

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 09:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

243 Anna Puma
Anna, Anna, Anna. Incidents at sea are on a long list. Think of it like F-104 Starfighters and crashes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 30, 2023 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

244 >>Given CAT's lack of further reporting, do you think that he is just weathering the storm, or did he mention she should "calm down"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

No, he pointed at the calendar and said "I see it's THAT time again"

Posted by: Aviator at January 30, 2023 09:14 PM (HQ9Sl)

245 Erebus- ex-killer whale

Eggs to die for.

BTW, are you now identifying as an Antarctic volcano?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 30, 2023 09:14 PM (u82oZ)

246 240 What?

Nothing about an Iowa class BB running over an American DD?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 09:10 PM
I have a buddy who was on the Iowa when they hit that destroyer. He was a Signalman.

Posted by: Eromero at January 30, 2023 09:14 PM (0OP+5)

247 Aviator

We should auction off his collection at the next MoMeet. *Holds hat over heart. *

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 30, 2023 09:15 PM (u82oZ)

248 "Ah, yes. I see the wheel of fate has determined that tonight I will be screamed at by the wife"

Tell her you consider that foreplay and act appropriately?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2023 09:16 PM (KAi1n)

249 Eggs smuggled in from Mexico.
Great. Now we'll get fentanyl laced eggs.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at January 30, 2023 09:12 PM (sGcT5)

A number 3 at The Waffle House.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2023 09:18 PM (PyOKD)

250 That is the snuggliest cat ever. Dexter is kinda like that, he just longs to sit on you all day long. He is okay with a lap but would rather be on your chest up by your face, blocking all possible vision of anything but big gray kitty

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 09:18 PM (0hOvj)

251 a package of Twinkies or a package of Peeps?

Cheeze Wiz.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 30, 2023 09:18 PM (nFV+K)

252 "EMTs Robert Long and JaMichael Sandridge"

Sandridge is a yes man.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2023 09:19 PM (KAi1n)

253

The Wisconsin got the bow of the unfinished Kentucky after the collision and was later nicknamed the "Whiskey".

On display at Norfolk, Va. Still has North Korean battle damage.

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2023 09:19 PM (j4U/Z)

254 Don't know if it's been mentioned yet, but expect the Memphis cop situation to get memory-holed pronto:

Goes to twatter: https://is.gd/fapI8Y

Posted by: Bert G at January 30, 2023 09:19 PM (aCgRi)

255 #245
NaCly Dog, I was a killer whale until an unfortunate encounter with some Japanese whaling vessels.
Next thing I know I am reincarnated as Erebus.
"Erebus, also spelled Erebos, in Greek religion, the god of a dark region of the underworld and the personification of darkness. Erebus is one of the primordial beings in the Greek creation myth."

And yes, you are safe if you need to bend over and pick something up in front of me.
Just sayin'...

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at January 30, 2023 09:20 PM (sGcT5)

256 In short, the Memphis cops that beat Tyre Nichols to death were members of the Vice Lords gang.

Posted by: Bert G at January 30, 2023 09:20 PM (aCgRi)

257 As I'm sure all of you on this site are painfully aware,

and since the "DOOMSDAY" clock was kicked down to 90 seconds by some no doubt, elitist cabal,

time for talkin and preachin is done

OODA LOOP your daily now.

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 30, 2023 09:20 PM (J00IM)

258 Does the F-35 have a better accident rate than the F-104?

I am about to rubbish bin two Spitfires and a Mustang because it seems they are jinxed when it comes to painting. Salvage parts and get to other projects.

Fw 190F-9 needs Panzerblitz rails reinstalled. Weathering applied. And line run for the radio antenna. Plus add exhausts stains.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 09:21 PM (L4glG)

259 Sitting here 65 miles Northeast of Dallas and I would advise you to turn around. Nearly a half inch of ice on the road so far and more coming for the next two days.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Left D/FW to go to the Home 20 a day early because of the freezing rain. It ain't just the roads becoming a problem, the Diversity "driving" on the roads brings enough additional danger and miles long delays.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 30, 2023 09:21 PM (l7lsb)

260 "Quisquous!" said Nadler's diaper. "Quisquous!"

Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 09:22 PM (24fqN)

261 So bummed.

My upstairs neighbor, who was going to move ... well, he's not. So, I don't get his 2 bedroom flat.

I'd really like more space than a 400 sq ft studio. But. My landlady is fantastic. She's not raised my rent in four years. She makes sure stuff gets fixed. Our courtyard is immaculate. I really don't want to go to another place. Ours is four units. Two studios and two 2 bedrooms.

I'm 100 steps from the beach. But it's so small. Ugh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2023 09:23 PM (5yGIt)

262 I know when I got divorced after 25years I heard about dumb shit I did when we were dating . Good luck Cat Ass!

Posted by: Free Tibet at January 30, 2023 09:24 PM (CE1lg)

263 Oh wow.

Sorry to be whining.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2023 09:24 PM (5yGIt)

264 Eggs smuggled in from Mexico.
Great. Now we'll get fentanyl laced eggs.

Posted by: Erebus

Interesting.... While fentanyl is artificial, morphine occurs naturally in poppy seeds, so, would it be possible to genetically engineer chickens to lay eggs that contain morphine? Hmmm....

Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2023 09:25 PM (KAi1n)

265 I'm 100 steps from the beach. But it's so small. Ugh.

And its the Sound so:/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 09:25 PM (0hOvj)

266 Fun fact! I was born in El Paso.
Posted by: Piper

I didn't know you were an anchor baby

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 30, 2023 09:25 PM (l7lsb)

267 In short, the Memphis cops that beat Tyre Nichols to death were members of the Vice Lords gang.
Posted by: Bert G

One unnamed "source." So we're still on the early half of that "what's the difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth?" joke.

Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2023 09:25 PM (P1f+c)

268 #254 Here:
Lauren Witzke @LaurenWitzkeDE
We are investigating a tip that 3 of the 5 officers in the Memphis PD beating of Tyre Nichols were members of the Vice Lords gang and under their direction.

Other gang directed beatings were reportedly found on their phones.

Recordings as proof of carrying out the beating.

According to our source, they somehow were hired because the standards have dropped since police departments have had a hard time hiring, due to BLM movement.

All of the cops involved had been with Memphis PD 2-5 years each, which coincides with the exodus of White cops and the city’s stated push to hire majority (exclusively) black officers.

Lauren Witzke @LaurenWitzkeDE · 35m
Multiple police officers and academy directors have reached out confirming the gang infiltration with the police departments.

@MEM_PoliceDept
has NOT responded to our request for comment about the Tyre Nicols case.

Also, was told Tyre worked at Fed Ex w/ the officers baby mamma

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 30, 2023 09:25 PM (Vwz3I)

269 261

I'm 100 steps from the beach. But it's so small. Ugh.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Do you like the neighbors? Because if not, your new bag pipe playing hobby requires a lot of practice. A LOT.

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 09:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

270 In short, the Memphis cops that beat Tyre Nichols to death were members of the Vice Lords gang.

Yeah I have read that but I haven't seen any real confirmation. My guess is that the Memphis police and government would really rather that not get out, if its true

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 09:26 PM (0hOvj)

271
Interesting.... While fentanyl is artificial, morphine occurs naturally in poppy seeds, so, would it be possible to genetically engineer chickens to lay eggs that contain morphine? Hmmm....
Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2023 09:25 PM (KAi1n)

Fried eggs, baby...

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2023 09:27 PM (j4U/Z)

272 {{{nurse ratched}}}

May the stars align to give you the larger rental. And may your neighbor upstairs not practice on a pogo-stick or his bowling form.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 30, 2023 09:27 PM (u82oZ)

273 #263 Otter for you, nurse ratched...

https://twitter.com/HumansNoContext/status/
1620075327530598404

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 30, 2023 09:27 PM (Vwz3I)

274 Oh my - cops members of the vice lords? Carrying out a gang hit or something? If true, that explains a lot of really strange things about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2023 09:27 PM (r46W7)

275 My upstairs neighbor, who was going to move ... well, he's not. So, I don't get his 2 bedroom flat.

Find out something that creeps neighbor out. Pretend to be into it. Problem should resolve itself about the time the new lease is up.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2023 09:28 PM (Bd6X8)

276 Fentayl laced eggs?

Police, "are you eggs on drugs?"

Waffle House cook, "Yes they are officer."

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 09:28 PM (L4glG)

277 268 lovely.

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 09:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

278 Whatever the real underlying story is in the Memphis clusterf*ck, it's just more evidence that almost everything is broke.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 30, 2023 09:29 PM (Xrfse)

279 Being the latest dark "God" of the underworld sucks.
This place is run down, the subjects are all Karen's, and it's rather...dark.
And don't get me started about the smell here...

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at January 30, 2023 09:29 PM (sGcT5)

280 270 wonder if this is why the story seems to be getting far less airplay all of a sudden.

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 09:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

281 Truth is stranger than fiction.

Miami had a dedicated counter drug unit that turned into a cartel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 09:30 PM (L4glG)

282 Leaked audio of Biden ranting on troons (amazing and based btw). It's over tho, POTUS Kamala by Monday I would bet the farm on it. Deep State got him.

https://twitter.com/martsharter/status
/1620161013059571712

Posted by: Mr. Anderson at January 30, 2023 09:30 PM (tJs+l)

283 One word: Markie Post

Now she just seemed wholesome and good and welcoming.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 09:07 PM (0hOvj)

And pneumatic.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2023 09:30 PM (4I/2K)

284 Erebus- ex-killer whale

Must be terribly overcrowded these days.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 30, 2023 09:31 PM (u82oZ)

285 Fentayl laced eggs?
Police, "are you eggs on drugs?"
Waffle House cook, "Yes they are officer."
Posted by: Anna Puma

"This is your brain on drugs" was a public service announcement, not an instruction manual.

Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2023 09:31 PM (P1f+c)

286 279 Being the latest dark "God" of the underworld sucks.
This place is run down, the subjects are all Karen's, and it's rather...dark.
And don't get me started about the smell here...

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at January 30, 2023 09:29 PM (sGcT5)

heh

Posted by: The Barrel at January 30, 2023 09:31 PM (SYTee)

287 282 tweet disappeared or you have the wrong link.

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 09:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

288 Interesting.... While fentanyl is artificial, morphine occurs naturally in poppy seeds, so, would it be possible to genetically engineer chickens to lay eggs that contain morphine? Hmmm....


If Pfizer wanted to rehab its reputation...

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 30, 2023 09:32 PM (l7lsb)

289
Mars is pretty close to the Moon right now. If you've got a clear sky, Aldebaran and Betelgeuse are in the same neighborhood. Aldebaran will be right below Mars right now, and Betelgeuse will be a little lower to the east.

Three nicely red points of light.

SMH has been bringing the memes. Me, I'm coping with the gaslighting and lunacy by going astro-nerd.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 30, 2023 09:34 PM (Mzdiz)

290 What is the latest on that comet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 09:35 PM (L4glG)

291 I wants to invite verywon to the 10th Annal Gay Pride Valintines Day party at the Brattleboro Womins Reproductive Center on Febuary 14 from 7 Pm to 1 AM. All donations goes to helping gay Childrin of Coler in Brattleboro.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 30, 2023 09:35 PM (20SKS)

292 #284

NaCly Dog, it is and they keep wanting to see my manager about it.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at January 30, 2023 09:35 PM (sGcT5)

293 Piper, some browsers read the line break as a character, and it messes up the URL when you hit the "oapen in new tab"

copy. paste into write or something, correct, copy and repaste into URL line for new tab

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2023 09:35 PM (xhaym)

294 Mars is pretty close to the Moon right now. If you've got a clear sky, Aldebaran and Betelgeuse are in the same neighborhood. Aldebaran will be right below Mars right now, and Betelgeuse will be a little lower to the east.

Three nicely red points of light.

SMH has been bringing the memes. Me, I'm coping with the gaslighting and lunacy by going astro-nerd.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 30, 2023 09:34 PM (Mzdiz)

You get to burning?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2023 09:35 PM (4I/2K)

295 Don't know if it's been mentioned yet, but expect the Memphis cop situation to get memory-holed pronto:

Goes to twatter: https://is.gd/fapI8Y
Posted by: Bert G

---

Holy crap. We've been putting pieces together in regards to anti-american foundations like Carnagie and such, and there's a comment in the thread about the Vice Lords gang being funded by the Rockefeller Foundation. Notorious white supremacy site Medium.com:

"With the help of a former Peace Corps operative and the immensely wealthy Rockefeller Foundation, Chicago’s Vice Lords created an empire which exists to this day. The gang was even the subject of a feature length documentary (Lord Thing, 1970), which set out their claim to be a positive force for change in the community. "

https://tinyurl.com/255rdl3c

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at January 30, 2023 09:35 PM (ia0+L)

296 287 282 tweet disappeared or you have the wrong link.
Posted by: Piper

It works. Just checked.

Posted by: Mr. Anderson at January 30, 2023 09:36 PM (qL0/v)

297 Mary, you have the wrong version of the pride flag out. Better get that fixed before you are deemed "exclusionary"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2023 09:36 PM (xhaym)

298 Otter for you, nurse ratched...

https://twitter.com/HumansNoContext/status/
1620075327530598404
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 30, 2023 09:27 PM (Vwz3I)
***

A rare sighting of the trained Nurse R attack otter.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2023 09:37 PM (anj39)

299 I moved my little birdbrains' coop to a location which should not get flooded and dumped a bunch of bedding in for them, and tossed another load of straw into the shelter for the big birds. Both groups had big servings of grains so they should be pretty toasty tonight.

We have a winter storm warning now through Wednesday morning and a flood warning starting tomorrow morning and through Thursday afternoon.

Not going anywhere for the next few days...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2023 09:37 PM (llON8)

300 All of the cops involved had been with Memphis PD 2-5 years each, which coincides with the exodus of White cops and the city’s stated push to hire majority (exclusively) black officers.

Lauren Witzke @LaurenWitzkeDE · 35m
Multiple police officers and academy directors have reached out confirming the gang infiltration with the police departments.

@MEM_PoliceDept
has NOT responded to our request for comment about the Tyre Nicols case.

Also, was told Tyre worked at Fed Ex w/ the officers baby mamma
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 30, 2023 09:25 PM (Vwz3I)

When your hiring pool is thug culture, you're going to get thugs. Pretty sure any based black folks in Memphis will have nothing to do with the cops.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2023 09:37 PM (tkR6S)

301 "You get to burning"

https://youtu.be/efxr8CX6aXU

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 09:38 PM (L4glG)

302 That's a river otter.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2023 09:38 PM (JmdRC)

303 Find out something that creeps neighbor out. Pretend to be into it.

Well, it's Seattle so "Republican" would probably do it.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2023 09:39 PM (nfrXX)

304 Citizen 1: I just survived a drive by
Citizen 2: OMG! Call the police!
Citizen 1: Are you kidding? They were the ones that did it!

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at January 30, 2023 09:39 PM (sGcT5)

305 Vice Lords -- definitely a white supremacy group, right? RIGHT?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 30, 2023 09:39 PM (S7une)

306 287 282 tweet disappeared or you have the wrong link.
---
Correct link:

https://tinyurl.com/5n7uwtkk

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Egg Smuggler at January 30, 2023 09:40 PM (sWM8x)

307 296 fixed it, sorry. Viva la iPad.

Deep fake is pretty scary; though.

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 09:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

308 #282

J @xp7ten · 1h Replying to @martsharter and @TropicalUncleA
This recording is from 2009, explains why he is so coherent 🤯

[andy: Unless it's one of those AI voice mimickers??]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 30, 2023 09:41 PM (Vwz3I)

309 "You get to burning"

https://youtu.be/efxr8CX6aXU
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 09:38 PM (L4glG)

Thank you for that recommendation last week. I enjoyed watching the series.

"Going your days, grow up!"

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2023 09:41 PM (4I/2K)

310 299. Be safe, cliche I know, but that sounds scary and I mean it.

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 09:42 PM (ZdaMQ)

311 "copy. paste into write or something, correct, copy and repaste into URL line for new tab"

tiny url is still a mystery.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 30, 2023 09:42 PM (89Sog)

312 Mr. Anderson

That Biden tape was too lucid. Fake for sure.

But a fun fake. Let the WH spokesperson deny it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 30, 2023 09:43 PM (u82oZ)

313 [andy: Unless it's one of those AI voice mimickers??]


---

It's not Biden. I don't know the history, but it's relativel old and common to see posted because it's effective as heck. The Biden voice is well done, though. Here's the text:

"You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection...

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound...."

https://tinyurl.com/24o4edj8


hahahaha, it's not wrong

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at January 30, 2023 09:45 PM (ia0+L)

314 111...Sitting here 65 miles Northeast of Dallas and I would advise you to turn around. Nearly a half inch of ice on the road so far and more coming for the next two days.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2023 08:07 PM (uNylN)

I concur. That freezing rain at DFW is supposed to last until Wednesday night or Thursday.

Posted by: Flyover at January 30, 2023 09:45 PM (Rbu5d)

315 Just an FYI for those of you interned for eternity here.
Call the police all you want, they will NEVER arrive.
You are dead and in the underworld. This is your punishment for being terrible humans.
No you cannot see my manager as I do not have one!
No there isn't.
No I do not.
No.
No.
Look, I'm not going to argue with you.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at January 30, 2023 09:45 PM (sGcT5)

316 293 - thank you! I figured it out, but really appreciate it. No one will ever mistake me for an IT expert, I need all the help I can get!

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 09:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

317 This just in:
Biden has beaten out broccoli as America's most hated vegetable.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2023 09:46 PM (anj39)

318 Mary, you have the wrong version of the pride flag out. Better get that fixed before you are deemed "exclusionary"
Posted by: Kindltot

At a gas station in Arkansas today, there was a pride flag sticker on a gas pump. Superimposed across the flag was the word "Groomers".

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2023 09:47 PM (zJEfx)

319 Also, was told Tyre worked at Fed Ex w/ the officers baby mamma

---

Vice Lords, Affirmative Action hires, gang beat down, no white guys involved, AND baby mamma steppin' out with victim of all-black gang beating of another blackk man?

Yeah, read about this story while you can.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at January 30, 2023 09:47 PM (ia0+L)

320 Matt Clark
@MattClarkReport
HOLY SHIT!! Biden documents scandal includes 1850 Boxes, enough to fill a tractor trailer, plus 415 GB of electronic records! The Senate Intelligence Committee is demanding Biden turn these documents over, but they are refusing to do so!!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 30, 2023 09:47 PM (Vwz3I)

321 Count, glad you liked it.

Here is another by Studio Tron. This is the OP for the 1998 TV series.

https://youtu.be/6oNFpVOfxp4

Song title in English is "Forbidden Pensee"

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 09:48 PM (L4glG)

322 >>> 314 111...Sitting here 65 miles Northeast of Dallas and I would advise you to turn around. Nearly a half inch of ice on the road so far and more coming for the next two days.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2023 08:07 PM (uNylN)

I concur. That freezing rain at DFW is supposed to last until Wednesday night or Thursday.
Posted by: Flyover at January 30, 2023 09:45 PM (Rbu5d)

When you get far enough into the South there aren't any salt or sand trucks. If you slide off the road who's going to come to get you?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2023 09:48 PM (llON8)

323 129 Eggs are being smuggled into the U.S. (Tucker C show.)

What's happening to the feed?
Posted by: Lola at January 30, 2023 08:12 PM (Wxlzw)

Evidently the manufacturers are shifting the lysine in the feed, which is very bad for the chickens. There could be other things, too, but I heard about the lysine. It's basically Tractor Supply feed and Purina.

Posted by: Flyover at January 30, 2023 09:48 PM (Rbu5d)

324 320 but they were with his corvette. Its fine. They also were never used in anything to do with Hunter and the Big Guy, Inc. His word as a Biden.

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 09:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

325 290 What is the latest on that comet?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 09:35 PM (L4glG)

---------

The best tracking says it won't hit D.C.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2023 09:50 PM (Qzn2/)

326 The Senate Intelligence Committee is demanding Biden turn these documents over, but they are refusing to do so!!
Posted by: andycanuck

Constitutional crisis! Constitutional crisis! Panic in the streets!!!!

Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2023 09:51 PM (P1f+c)

327 Hannity interviewing Michael Houck now

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2023 09:52 PM (EZebt)

328 Evidently the manufacturers are shifting the lysine in the feed, which is very bad for the chickens. There could be other things, too, but I heard about the lysine. It's basically Tractor Supply feed and Purina.
Posted by: Flyover at January 30, 2023 09:48 PM (Rbu5d)

Elon Musk is stealing all the batteries from the battery hens to use in his cars.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2023 09:52 PM (tkR6S)

329 >>> 310 299. Be safe, cliche I know, but that sounds scary and I mean it.
Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 09:42 PM (ZdaMQ)

I'm actually much better off now than I was two years ago when we had the week-long snowstorm. I didn't go out that week either!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2023 09:52 PM (llON8)

330 Ok that's it. The next one that asks for my manager gets a raging itch that moves when they try to scratch it.

I warned you. Enjoy.
You too.
And you.
You get one, you get one, he'll, you all get one!

Ok, change of plans.
The next one to complain gets to listen to Yoko Ono sing at 140 decibels for a week.

Yeeeeahhhh. I thought that would shut you up.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at January 30, 2023 09:53 PM (sGcT5)

331 "290 What is the latest on that comet?"


https://tinyurl.com/ufvkx6jd

Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2023 09:53 PM (SYTee)

332 When you get far enough into the South there aren't any salt or sand trucks. If you slide off the road who's going to come to get you?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Nobody.

They'll fly in a drone with an airline mini-bottle of brandy, though.

Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2023 09:53 PM (P1f+c)

333 Helena Handbasket

What are you using, besides hay, to keep the chickens warm?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 30, 2023 09:53 PM (u82oZ)

334 Eggs are being smuggled into the U.S. (Tucker C show.)

What's happening to the feed?
-

Evidently the manufacturers are shifting the lysine in the feed, which is very bad for the chickens. There could be other things, too, but I heard about the lysine. It's basically Tractor Supply feed and Purina.

---

Nothing to see here. 2013:

"Bill Gates Backs SF Startup To Create Vegetarian Egg Substitute"

https://tinyurl.com/288ebua5

"Well, investors like Gates are betting that our planet can't sustain the current rate of growth in animal-based foods for too much longer."

https://tinyurl.com/yxhzs7ek

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at January 30, 2023 09:55 PM (ia0+L)

335 I had to look it up. I was curious. My brief foray into NM was to Carlsbad Caverns and that was it (I was TDY in El Paso). It was surrounded by desert, mountains and a truck stop. There were some homes nearby. Well trailers that looked like they housed serial killers and meth labs. Looked, uh, rustic. The racing was pretty good though. NASCAR driver Kyle Larson was racing there.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 30, 2023 08:03 PM (sAmhv)

Serial killers and meth labs? Sounds about right for that neck of the woods.

Amd when you hit the Caverns, you got within about 28 miles of my front door...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 30, 2023 09:56 PM (ZSK0i)

336 >>> 333 Helena Handbasket

What are you using, besides hay, to keep the chickens warm?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 30, 2023 09:53 PM (u82oZ)

"big servings of grains" aka scratch, which is corn and other seeds - apparently carbs = heat for chickens.

Also, as suggested by my neighbor, I sometimes feed them hot instant oatmeal late in the day. They love it!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2023 09:56 PM (llON8)

337 Did everyone notice the push this last week to convince the nation that eggs are bad and now will suddenly give you blood clots?

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at January 30, 2023 09:57 PM (ia0+L)

338 >>> 337 Did everyone notice the push this last week to convince the nation that eggs are bad and now will suddenly give you blood clots?
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at January 30, 2023 09:57 PM (ia0+L)

May Billy Gates be pecked to death by a giant flock of CAFO hens.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2023 09:58 PM (llON8)

339 337 Did everyone notice the push this last week to convince the nation that eggs are bad and now will suddenly give you blood clots?
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at January 30, 2023 09:57 PM (ia0+L)

-----------

A don't even think about cooking them on a gas stove. It's MURDER.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2023 09:58 PM (Qzn2/)

340 Helena Handbasket

Thanks!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 30, 2023 09:59 PM (u82oZ)

341 CAFO = Confined Animal Feeding Operation in case you were wondering

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2023 09:59 PM (llON8)

342 #338

I have a special place set up for Mr.Gates in the underworld.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at January 30, 2023 09:59 PM (sGcT5)

343 Gun free zones in NJ ruled unconstitutional.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiBbaj2GGrc

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 30, 2023 10:00 PM (CecP5)

344 "Blood clots: Compound found in eggs linked to an enhanced risk of blood clotting"

https://tinyurl.com/2jw7febk


Pretty handy that something EVERYONE consumes suddenly causes blood clots, isn't it?

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at January 30, 2023 10:00 PM (ia0+L)

345 326 Constitutional crisis! Constitutional crisis! Panic in the streets!!!!
Posted by: mikeski at January 30,

Do you mind if I go shower quickly before we take to the streets? I had a pretty long day at Ye Olde Boutique Fitness Studio.

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 10:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

346 Future Babylon Bee headline:

Bill Gates pecked to death by a genetically recreated Moa bird when he toured a facility financed by him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 10:00 PM (L4glG)

347 >>> 344 "Blood clots: Compound found in eggs linked to an enhanced risk of blood clotting"

https://tinyurl.com/2jw7febk


Pretty handy that something EVERYONE consumes suddenly causes blood clots, isn't it?
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at January 30, 2023 10:00 PM (ia0+L)

I wonder what BS they'll try pushing about bacon.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2023 10:01 PM (llON8)

348 Have a great night, everyone.

May you all be warm, thriving, without a single peeved person in the house.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 30, 2023 10:02 PM (u82oZ)

349 >>> 346 Future Babylon Bee headline:

Bill Gates pecked to death by a genetically recreated Moa bird when he toured a facility financed by him.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 10:00 PM (L4glG)

Heh.

Life finds a way!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2023 10:02 PM (llON8)

350 344 but didn’t the study indicate you had to eat 80 bazillion (might be a slight egg-ageration) eggs to consume enough to matter?

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 10:02 PM (ZdaMQ)

351 but didn’t the study indicate you had to eat 80 bazillion (might be a slight egg-ageration) eggs to consume enough to matter?
Posted by: Piper

--

That doesn't matter at all. What matters is making the connection between eggs and the blood clots. Once that's accomplished, they can move on. Because then it's clear where all of the blood clotting is coming from.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at January 30, 2023 10:04 PM (ia0+L)

352 Billy Gate(s) need to be given a vaxxx booster and fed a continual diet of bugs.

Posted by: MkY at January 30, 2023 10:04 PM (cPGH3)

353 I'm finally awake for an ONT, and it ain't there !

Posted by: JT at January 30, 2023 10:05 PM (T4tVD)

354 Egg blood clots are caused by "choline." An essential nutrient. But it turns into bad stuff if your gut bacteria eats it! Maybe.

DDG search, and the first link is..... an ad for buying choline supplements.

The stupid, it burns.

Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2023 10:05 PM (P1f+c)

355 Lassie, the ONT fell down a well. Go get help, girl!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2023 10:05 PM (Qzn2/)

356 But it's so small. Ugh.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2023 09:23 PM (5yGIt)

Less to dust and clean!

Posted by: Flyover at January 30, 2023 10:06 PM (Rbu5d)

357 Mmmm, Colleen...

Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2023 10:06 PM (SYTee)

358 And I suspect it's also going to be useful leverage for getting rid of eggs and moving on to the Gates' plant-powder to save Global Warming plan.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at January 30, 2023 10:07 PM (ia0+L)

359 Cindy Williams died,... No ONT,....

Is it possible? has anyone seen Mis Hum and her together?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 30, 2023 10:08 PM (+UUvE)

360 Lassie, the ONT fell down a well. Go get help, girl!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Fun fact. All the Lassies were males (I have no idea if that's true or not, but I read it on the interwebs, so it must be true).

Posted by: MkY at January 30, 2023 10:08 PM (cPGH3)

361 Fun fact. All the Lassies were males (I have no idea if that's true or not, but I read it on the interwebs, so it must be true).
Posted by: MkY

They identified as females.

Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2023 10:09 PM (P1f+c)

362 279 Being the latest dark "God" of the underworld sucks.
This place is run down, the subjects are all Karen's, and it's rather...dark.
And don't get me started about the smell here...
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at January 30, 2023 09:29 PM (sGcT5)

Sounds like you're in The Barrel.
Are you sure you're not in The Barrel?

Posted by: Flyover at January 30, 2023 10:10 PM (Rbu5d)

363 What is the latest on that comet?"
_____________

Unless you've got a $1200 telescope... I wouldn't bother. Even binoculars aren't going to cut it. That thing is like at magnitude 7.... really, really dim. Almost as dim as *biden.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2023 10:10 PM (Q4IgG)

364 This is like playing a game of Chicken to see who gets willowed

Posted by: Bilwis who knows what's good for him at January 30, 2023 10:11 PM (cupoy)

365 Tonight's ONT is stuck in the ice.

Should be thawed out soon.

Posted by: mindful webworker - mmm flakey at January 30, 2023 10:11 PM (rG5h8)

366 145
I thought I was the only one noticing Libby's 'features'

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 30, 2023 10:12 PM (roH4R)

367 Anyone have tips on an egg salad sandwich?

Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2023 10:13 PM (YJQJ8)

368 Dang.
Harsh.
The QB for Dallas, and his girlfriend of two years just broke up.
Apparently she realized no ring is coming.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2023 10:13 PM (anj39)

369 Unless you've got a $1200 telescope... I wouldn't bother. Even binoculars aren't going to cut it. That thing is like at magnitude 7.... really, really dim. Almost as dim as *biden.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2023 10:10 PM (Q4IgG)

The comet is green. Green is the color of the copper ion when it burns in a flame. There is a lot of copper in a Tesla. Elon Musk shot a Tesla into space. You don't suppose....?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2023 10:14 PM (tkR6S)

370 NOOD ONT
ribbed for your pleasure
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=402944

Posted by: mindful webworker - behold at January 30, 2023 10:14 PM (rG5h8)

371 Anyone have tips on an egg salad sandwich?
Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2023 10:13 PM (YJQJ

Don't leave it out in the Sun all afternoon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2023 10:15 PM (tkR6S)

372 #362

Flyover, I think so.
Does the barrel also smell of Sulphur and diseased, rotten, hobo ass?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at January 30, 2023 10:15 PM (sGcT5)

373 Here, I'll post something. That will get that ONT up.

https://youtu.be/auXfAHHNSFo

How about Senna driving his Honda at Monaco in 1990.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 30, 2023 10:16 PM (sAmhv)

374 Anyone have tips on an egg salad sandwich?
Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2023 10:13 PM (YJQ

Sweet pickle relish

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2023 10:18 PM (H0Csk)

375 And carrots

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2023 10:20 PM (H0Csk)

376 336...Also, as suggested by my neighbor, I sometimes feed them hot instant oatmeal late in the day. They love it!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2023 09:56 PM (llON

That's a great idea.

I gave our girls some scrambled eggs this afternoon. When i went out to close up the green house, I was surprised to see they didn't eat them all. They couldn't, because the scramble froze too quickly... brought the feed dish in to thaw out, they'll get the rest in the morning.

Posted by: Flyover at January 30, 2023 10:20 PM (Rbu5d)

377 Anyone have tips on an egg salad sandwich?
---
Some people try a second mortgage.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Egg Smuggler at January 30, 2023 10:23 PM (sWM8x)

378 282
Fake but accurate.

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AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
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Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up

Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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