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All news outlets and journalists err. I have. All humans do. But the difference between journalists and completely unethical toxic liars is the latter never admit their frauds. The reason they don't is worse: they know their audience wants them to lie to advance liberalism. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
First!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2023 02:21 PM (wtvvX) 2
Ace put CNN in a gray box
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 02:21 PM (L4glG) 3
Yea! Grey box! Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2023 02:22 PM (j4U/Z) 4
Guess should call nood in preceding thread...
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 02:22 PM (L4glG) Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2023 02:22 PM (wtvvX) 6
You say Grey, I say Gray, and Fritz there says Grau.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 02:23 PM (L4glG) 7
Rofl
Posted by: CN at January 30, 2023 02:23 PM (Zzbjj) 8
Looks like a gray future for CNN.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 30, 2023 02:23 PM (qZ9Nw) 9
Help us Trump Obi Kan obi, you're our only ratings hope.
Posted by: CNN at January 30, 2023 02:23 PM (gmo/4) 10
Cute picture on twitter with Catturd2 celebrating this with Trump and Tucker and the guys from Goodfellas
Posted by: CN at January 30, 2023 02:24 PM (Zzbjj) 11
I worked at a cable company when CNN started 40ish years ago. It outlived its usefulness, if it ever had any, long ago.
Posted by: huerfano at January 30, 2023 02:24 PM (dTFZY) 12
Just cancel the whole network.
The brand is broken and cannot be fixed. WB/Discovery doesn't need a joke of a news division, so burn it down and, if they feel the need to have a news division at all, take at least a couple of years to build it from the ground up with all new personnel. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 02:24 PM (LvTSG) 13
For reference, during Gulf War I- per the internet- CNN was watched by 10.8 million households.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2023 02:24 PM (zZu0s) 14
Hey, Ace! Hey, Horde!
All I can say about this thread and last thread: "What about any of this surprises us?" Posted by: Prime Sister at January 30, 2023 02:25 PM (tQL7r) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2023 02:25 PM (guGkK) 16
LeMon in the Morning isn't the draw we thought ot would be.
Posted by: 13times at January 30, 2023 02:25 PM (cneqM) 17
CNN is bad...but how does MsLsd stay on the air?
Posted by: BignJames at January 30, 2023 02:25 PM (AwYPR) 18
12 Just cancel the whole network.
The brand is broken and cannot be fixed. WB/Discovery doesn't need a joke of a news division, so burn it down and, if they feel the need to have a news division at all, take at least a couple of years to build it from the ground up with all new personnel. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 02:24 PM (LvTSG) CNN will be seen as the middle ground between MSNBC and the 'Loyal Opposition' of Fox. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2023 02:25 PM (zZu0s) 19
Jeez, criminal review? The crime here is importing credibility to scoundrels. Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2023 02:25 PM (j4U/Z) 20
Well dolphins are gray, so "Surprise!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 02:26 PM (L4glG) 21
Has CNN considered going with a formula of constant fearmongering about a minor respiratory disease and claims that the US government has been compromised by another country - but only when an election turns out in a way they don't like? Maybe they can blame everything on straight, white men. I just can't help but think that there's so much content they could put out.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2023 02:26 PM (GYIa4) 22
I nooded.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 30, 2023 02:26 PM (pBUtp) 23
Is the last grey box ace or Greenwald?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2023 02:26 PM (zZu0s) 24
The Tater Network. LOLGF.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2023 02:27 PM (GwxCX) 25
17 CNN is bad...but how does MsLsd stay on the air?
Posted by: BignJames at January 30, 2023 02:25 PM (AwYPR) ======= Fear sells. I'm honestly surprised that CNN is falling as hard as it has because I see little difference between CNN and MSNBC. Maybe it's that CNN purports to be even-handed and it's obviously not while MSNBC makes no bones about being a progressive network. Maybe it's that CNN was viewed as "centrist" for so long that when it turned nakedly partisan in ways that no one could deny, its mystique just collapsed. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 02:27 PM (LvTSG) 26
I watched CNN for about 30 seconds until I realized what channel I was on. It was Dana Bash's face that gave them away.
Posted by: wth at January 30, 2023 02:27 PM (v0R5T) 27
No worries, they will bounce back once the 2024 election season heats up and they can bash Trump 24/7.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2023 02:27 PM (uNylN) 28
The problem with lies is this:
You can't fix a lie with the truth. You can't fix a lie with more lies. Once you lie, you are always a liar. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 30, 2023 02:27 PM (lf83v) 29
Well dolphins are gray, so "Surprise!"
Posted by: Anna Puma ____ Ok, judges will accept it. Color me surprised. Posted by: Prime Sister at January 30, 2023 02:27 PM (tQL7r) Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 02:27 PM (L4glG) 31
Did CNN really have lower ratings in the past than they do now?
Oh and what is Jim Acosta doing without Trump to shriek at? Posted by: N.Lurker at January 30, 2023 02:28 PM (eGTCV) 32
I would not be surprised that CNN is sold to either Viacom and perhaps a darkhorse in Disney if it wasn't so debt laden.
Cable TV is a declining asset just as Broadcast News was twenty years ago with cord cutting. As inflation rises, even the ability to keep full cable subscriptions is probably going to be on the chopping block for boomers that like tv for their news. Cable content sources are going to be winnowed down as a result. Posted by: whig at January 30, 2023 02:28 PM (YL0ac) Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 30, 2023 02:28 PM (D25PY) 34
Encouraging but not good enough. I won't be happy until every CNN employee in any kind of decision-making, "journalist," management, or policy position is fired, loses their homes, and has to suck off smelly homeless junkies in ATM vestibules for $2 to earn enough money to pay for antibiotic cream to cover their oozing scabs. Harsh? Hell yea. Sorry not sorry.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 30, 2023 02:28 PM (iFTx/) 35
CNN is losing audience.
And yet, the dems held the Senate, barely lost the House and "won" almost every tight governor's race. This tells me people are switching off CNN, not switching their politics (ballots be damned). Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 30, 2023 02:28 PM (KbCG3) 36
Hell of a job you're doin' there, Lichty!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2023 02:28 PM (guGkK) Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 30, 2023 02:28 PM (lf83v) 38
Sat image reveals crater caused by CNN ratings implosion.
Posted by: 13times at January 30, 2023 02:28 PM (cneqM) 39
28 The problem with lies is this:
You can't fix a lie with the truth. You can't fix a lie with more lies. Once you lie, you are always a liar. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 30, 2023 02:27 PM (lf83v) It was just about sex! -Media during Clinton affair Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2023 02:28 PM (zZu0s) 40
"I'm sorry this is happening to you. Best of luck."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 30, 2023 02:28 PM (XvPQV) 41
Didn't CNN just close their Atlanta offices?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 30, 2023 02:28 PM (OgrpQ) 42
"On a personal level, I don't like seeing people fail."
On a personal level, I love it. The more personal it gets, the more I enjoy it. Posted by: Ordinary American at January 30, 2023 02:28 PM (H8QX8) 43
I'm scratching my head - nearly one hundredth of a percent of the US watches CNN?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2023 02:29 PM (lTGtQ) 44
"CNN just notched its lowest ratings in 9 years across all its day parts."
Well, they got rid of a big hunk of mash potato man love like me. What did they expect? Posted by: Tater at January 30, 2023 02:29 PM (nCaYE) 45
No worries, they will bounce back once the 2024 election season heats up and they can bash Trump 24/7.
Posted by: Mister Scott ----- If we make it that long....this could be exactly what happens Posted by: Prime Sister at January 30, 2023 02:29 PM (tQL7r) 46
I wonder why 81 million voters are all tuning out.
Posted by: ... at January 30, 2023 02:29 PM (ir6L4) 47
You know, I think there is room for a cable channel to do music videos. Maybe CNN can rebrand?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2023 02:29 PM (xhaym) Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2023 02:29 PM (c/IRE) 49
You knew the end was near when CNN decided to sell off their CNN center in Atlanta. They can turn the building into a homeless shelter or ballot processing center
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 30, 2023 02:30 PM (D25PY) 50
I want to see the on screen faces of CNN reduced to being rent-a-mob for Antifa...
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 02:30 PM (L4glG) 51
Are coding schools going to see a rise in applicants?
Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2023 02:30 PM (4olE8) 52
And again, a country in which the obviously (obviously) ridiculous, illogical, and even comically silly "RUSSIA!" crap was taken seriously - and wasn't the basis for relegating anyone spouting it to Lyndon LaRouche territory*, is the problem. And a major political party. And of course the ridiculously degraded, corrupt, sub-mediocre institutions, like much of the intel apparatus overseen by the buffoon DNI pictured above.
* there was a time not that long ago when utterly baseless and ridiculous ideas and allegations were generally the province of fringe political figures, and were treated appropriately - a different country, of course Posted by: rhomboid at January 30, 2023 02:30 PM (OTzUX) 53
The Daily Daddario is way too fashionable for anyone who works at CNN:
https://tinyurl.com/5n7j4276 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 02:30 PM (LvTSG) 54
Clapper looks like an edge-of-senility pedo.
Who's the blonde interviewing him? She has a bit of a Jillian Michaels vibe there. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2023 02:30 PM (J2vNu) 55
I remember when Trump said it. Without him, they're nothing. They love to hate Trump but Trump was the only thing putting butts in seats.
They all laughed. He was right. The American press is a undifferentiated mass of interchangeable propagandists. Only with differing levels of hate can they stand apart, and hate at that level requires an object. They threw everything they had down the hate hole, and now that the object is gone, they are dying. Even in an almost indistinguishable mass of propaganda, the truly awful can still stand out, and CNN is truly awful. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2023 02:30 PM (t0OGg) 56
And yet, the dems held the Senate, barely lost the House and "won" almost every tight governor's race.
This tells me people are switching off CNN, not switching their politics (ballots be damned). Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer What it tells me is that ballots far outnumber voters. Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2023 02:30 PM (lTGtQ) 57
Under Zucker CNN completely incinerated its reputation. Now not even the stupid LIVs believe it anymore.
Suck it, CNN Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2023 02:30 PM (guGkK) 58
How can a failing outlet like CNN pay semi-retarded idiots like Tater seven figure salaries?
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 30, 2023 02:30 PM (eGTCV) 59
25 17 CNN is bad...but how does MsLsd stay on the air?
Posted by: BignJames at January 30, 2023 02:25 PM (AwYPR) ======= Fear sells. I'm honestly surprised that CNN is falling as hard as it has because I see little difference between CNN and MSNBC. Maybe it's that CNN purports to be even-handed and it's obviously not while MSNBC makes no bones about being a progressive network. Maybe it's that CNN was viewed as "centrist" for so long that when it turned nakedly partisan in ways that no one could deny, its mystique just collapsed. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 02:27 PM (LvTSG) ___________________ I'll bet a lot of CNN's cratering has to do with losing contracts or changing policies at captive sites like airports, waiting lounges, etc. CNN absolutely dominated those markets. I'll bet they are no longer the only game in town. Posted by: Elric Blade at January 30, 2023 02:30 PM (iFTx/) 60
#BringBackOurTater
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 30, 2023 02:31 PM (ES7IQ) 61
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 02:31 PM (Zz0t1) 62
The Daily Daddario is way too fashionable for anyone who works at CNN:
https://tinyurl.com/5n7j4276 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 02:30 PM (LvTSG) ++++ Dang Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2023 02:31 PM (t0OGg) 63
56 What it tells me is that ballots far outnumber voters.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2023 02:30 PM (lTGtQ) ======== That's just what a Nazi would say! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 02:31 PM (LvTSG) 64
Where do y'all figure Tater ends up? I'm going with NBC. A Sunday show, like with Charles Kuralt, if Charles Kuralt spent every Sunday awkwardly and unsuccessfully attempting to mate with Michael Avenatti, like a fat, retarded zoo animal from an endangered species of potatochimp hominids. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2023 02:31 PM (oINRc) Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 02:31 PM (L4glG) 66
Hmmmm....what was going on 9 years ago that stopped CNN from sucking infected mulecock?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 02:31 PM (Zz0t1) 67
53 The Daily Daddario is way too fashionable for anyone who works at CNN:
https://tinyurl.com/5n7j4276 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 02:30 PM (LvTSG) That is a killer dress on her, even if it is concealing national treasures Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 30, 2023 02:31 PM (XvPQV) 68
wuzza wuzza wuzza
Posted by: m at January 30, 2023 02:31 PM (lhS81) 69
25 17 CNN is bad...but how does MsLsd stay on the air?
Posted by: BignJames -------- Comcast/NBC/Universal is the biggest and baddest cable provider nationwide is one reason, the second reason is that the regime needs a 24/7 propaganda outlet and MSNBC is still useful for those watching TV as is Fox. Market has shrank enough now that it cannot support the broadcast networks plus three 24/7 cable providers--especially if one duplicates another channel. Not sure how the streaming wars are going to end up on news--either it will be a billion repeater streams of NYT/WaPo/AP garbage or a splintered individualistic market. Posted by: whig at January 30, 2023 02:31 PM (YL0ac) 70
46 I wonder why 81 million voters are all tuning out.
Posted by: ... at January 30, 2023 02:29 PM (ir6L4) Yeah, it is really strange. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2023 02:31 PM (zZu0s) 71
I want to see Fox News and Newsmax implode as well.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 30, 2023 02:28 PM (D25PY) Is there anything you are positive about, or have we reached the "they are all slags, slags, all of them. You are a slag too" Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2023 02:31 PM (xhaym) 72
and yet DirecTV dropped OANN and NewsMax.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 30, 2023 02:31 PM (yQpMk) 73
62 The Daily Daddario is way too fashionable for anyone who works at CNN:
https://tinyurl.com/5n7j4276 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 02:30 PM (LvTSG) ++++ Dang Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2023 02:31 PM (t0OGg) ======== All I know is that my local Jaguar dealer will be hearing from me soon! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 02:31 PM (LvTSG) 74
61 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 02:31 PM (Zz0t1) Hey, Sponge, I hit the "400" on the last one. Posted by: m at January 30, 2023 02:32 PM (lhS81) 75
For me, I don't (necessarily) blame Democrats for their authoritarian actions, because politicians will always go right up to any legal line drawn. It's up to an independent free press to keep those people in line by putting their actions up to public scrutiny, with associated consequences for any misdeeds.
No, I blame the media. They not only cover for Dems, hiding their actions while exposing those of Republicans, but they've become a fully-paid-for arm of the Dems, making up information and working as an active vector of misinformation in the service of those that they agree with. They have no problem sacrificing conservatives to get ahead - and now they can be rewarded by high-paying tech jobs as payment for services rendered. The only way to get rid of the media is to repeal NYT vs. Sullivan and allow them to be sued into rubble. The next best way to get rid of them is to ignore them - like what is happening to CNN now. Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 30, 2023 02:32 PM (/iWhV) 76
Seriously, I can't believe that an organization once led by a man of Brian Stelter's quality could fall to such depths.
Posted by: Said No One, Ever at January 30, 2023 02:32 PM (guGkK) 77
So, what? They're still on the air.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 30, 2023 02:32 PM (DhOHl) 78
>>The Daily Daddario is way too fashionable for anyone who works at CNN:
https://tinyurl.com/5n7j4276 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at Poor dear looks cold. Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 30, 2023 02:32 PM (D25PY) 79
Tonight's Powerball cash jackpot is worth an estimated - $329 million.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 02:33 PM (L4glG) 80
and yet DirecTV dropped OANN and NewsMax.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) ___ So? It's not like DirecTV has anything to worry about. That NFL Sunday Ticket is a huge moneymaker for them. Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2023 02:33 PM (c/IRE) 81
The Tater Network.
Over cooked and over done? Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 02:27 PM Mashed. Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2023 02:33 PM (GwxCX) 82
I'm going with NBC. A Sunday show, like with Charles Kuralt, if Charles Kuralt spent every Sunday awkwardly and unsuccessfully attempting to mate with Michael Avenatti, like a fat, retarded zoo animal from an endangered species of potatochimp hominids.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2023 02:31 PM (oINRc) ++++ I am pretty sure that "potatochimp hominids" has never been used before. It's a brand new word pairing, including a brand new word. English is the king of all languages. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2023 02:33 PM (t0OGg) 83
Someone should tell Tater he could raise his damaged profile by wearing blackface and resisting arrest in Memphis. A "Black Like Me" kind of stunt.
I bet he'd bite. He bites everything else. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2023 02:33 PM (oINRc) 84
Tucker asked the right question - why?
My take: - strategic projection. Accuse others of being on Russian payroll since they are, and it is way to muddy water and then claim valid revelations as counterpropaganda. - Clinton strategy. Clinton made bank by attacking China as way to let them know that he was the guy they needed to bribe. - Legit hatred of Russian traditionalism. - China approved. Their Chinese masters encouraged attacking Russia to take heat off what China was doing x10. - Too many wannabe Hollywood scriptwriters and all they know is that the bad guys are always named Ivan. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 30, 2023 02:33 PM (+UUvE) 85
Yet MSNBC, which is even worse, seems to be doing fine. I guess the Far Left isn't broad enough to support two propaganda networks.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at January 30, 2023 02:33 PM (ik/65) 86
Looks at who funds and support these networks with their money and organizations. That's where the real problem lies and it's not going away until those people are ultimately crushed.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2023 02:33 PM (mMqP+) 87
If you listen carefully, they will tell you when they're lying to you.
In the case of Hunter Biden's laptop, they said it has, "all the classic earmarks of a Russian information operation." They gave themselves a lawyerly out. "I didn't say it WAS Russian disinfo, I said it has the 'classic earmarks!'" Then idiots like Politico come in and quote the letter with a headline that says, "Hunter Biden story is Russian disinfo, dozens of former intel officials say" Of course they rely on this aggressive misinterpretation to sell their story, but their initial lawyerly statement is what you have to pay attention to. Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2023 02:33 PM (eyxn4) 88
Didn't CNN more or less make its bones by
Maybe that's all they need to get back in the game. I'm sure FJB can arrange something for them, in exchange for 10% for "The Big Guy," of course. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2023 02:33 PM (YIVH2) 89
Jonah Goldberg would still prefer a mention on CNN, even a disparaging one, over a positive mention on any other conservative platform.
Cause that's what True Conservatives crave! Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2023 02:34 PM (5rS55) 90
53 The Daily Daddario is way too fashionable for anyone who works at CNN:
https://tinyurl.com/5n7j4276 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 02:30 PM (LvTSG) Just rewatched the Sunny episode with her in it. That she's been on that show and Workaholics is just delicious. That episode was also one where Mac punches Dee in the crotch. Beyond hilarious. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 30, 2023 02:34 PM (KbCG3) 91
Looks at who funds and support these networks with their money and organizations. That's where the real problem lies and it's not going away until those people are ultimately crushed.
Posted by: Marcus T ___ Yep, ratings mean nothing to these people. Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2023 02:34 PM (c/IRE) 92
To increase the number of viewers they should just declare those ratings Russian disinformation.
Posted by: Ripley at January 30, 2023 02:34 PM (cUYo/) 93
"You know what CNN's real problem is? Not enough Nickelback."
-Ron DeSantis Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 02:34 PM (LvTSG) 94
Wow...CNN's ratings are in the shitter? What a tragedy...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2023 02:34 PM (Vl0Ta) 95
I could be just as dimwitted and homely as Tater at 10 percent of the salary.
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 30, 2023 02:34 PM (eGTCV) 96
CNN is losing audience.
And yet, the dems held the Senate, barely lost the House and "won" almost every tight governor's race. This tells me people are switching off CNN, not switching their politics (ballots be damned). Um, yeah. That's totally the explanation. Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems and Democrat Secretaries of State at January 30, 2023 02:35 PM (nfrXX) 97
https://tinyurl.com/5n7j4276
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 ======== All I know is that my local Jaguar dealer will be hearing from me soon! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 *** Is that a Jag? Hard to tell without the leaping big cat on the hood. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2023 02:35 PM (J2vNu) 98
What it tells me is that ballots far outnumber voters.
Posted by: Thomas Paine _____ Yep, same here. Posted by: Prime Sister at January 30, 2023 02:35 PM (tQL7r) 99
The most aggressive, casual and harmful disseminators of Disinformation are the largest media corporations.
Posted by: Ace True as long as you give the Feds and especially the US Congress a pass. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2023 02:35 PM (3JG7N) 100
82 I'm going with NBC. A Sunday show, like with Charles Kuralt, if Charles Kuralt spent every Sunday awkwardly and unsuccessfully attempting to mate with Michael Avenatti, like a fat, retarded zoo animal from an endangered species of potatochimp hominids.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2023 02:31 PM (oINRc) Charles Kuralt was a stone-cold bigamist, so it would be conceivable that he would have tried to mate with Avenatti - at least in theory. Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 30, 2023 02:35 PM (/iWhV) 101
As noted by others above, CNN, schmee-NN. They are hardly the only or even central or for quite a while even a distinctive source of the systematic distortion that produces the propaganda cartoon now known as "news" in the US.
Thus the country you see, beset by endless idiotic self-inflicted wounds that it generally refuses to end or confront. And much of the commentary here takes place within false frameworks created by the MSM, a lot of it. It's hardly "delenda", it still runs the society. In 1980/84 there was an electorate that was awash in distorted "news" - though far far less ridiculous than it is now. That electorate laughed at the press and decisively chose the "wrong" leadership. Posted by: rhomboid at January 30, 2023 02:35 PM (OTzUX) Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2023 02:35 PM (bbnWS) 103
@megynkelly
These are 5-alarm fire #s - omg: "CNN just notched its lowest ratings in 9 years across all its day parts...averaging just 444,000 viewers in PRIMETIME, 93,000 in the all-important age 25-54 news demo & [in day] 417,000 in viewers and 80,000 in the demo." ++++ One of the YouTubers I watch who fixes old computers racks up those kinds of numbers, and I would bet that nearly his entire audience is in the demo. CNN is a joke. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2023 02:35 PM (t0OGg) 104
Sucks to be you, CNN.
Posted by: The Golden Globes at January 30, 2023 02:35 PM (guGkK) 105
So Limbo - how low can you go. Totes Multicultural.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 30, 2023 02:35 PM (HTCOy) 106
72 and yet DirecTV dropped OANN and NewsMax.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 30, 2023 02:31 PM (yQpMk) Well, it is the normal thing about censorship- remove the avenues where people can express their displeasure and you do several things: -remove the viewpoint from getting out and 'infecting' (or contradicting) the narrative -give the political opponents the sense of isolation where they feel they cannot do anything because no one agrees with them Part of this is more possible now because of how isolated everyone is. In the day, you could go to the local tavern or town meeting and others could reinforce your opinion, now they are going full court press on all social media to do the same thing and control all of the inputs people receive. I dunno. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2023 02:36 PM (zZu0s) 107
trying to cut down on my political addiction, it's just amazing though.
The left can't stop with trump and the left won't stop with lawfare. why aren't there any GOP state AG's to turn the tables? We have random Texas libtard fascist judges going after Rick Perry, tom Delay, Alex Jones and so on and yet no one in the whole country is going after biden or obama? Posted by: sockamster, non Rick and Morty viewer at January 30, 2023 02:36 PM (MLrvz) 108
You know, I think there is room for a cable channel to do music videos. Maybe CNN can rebrand?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2023 02:29 PM (xhaym) -------- CTT, the Chicomm Tik Tok network. Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 30, 2023 02:36 PM (ES7IQ) 109
I could be just as dimwitted and homely as Tater at 10 percent of the salary. Posted by: N.Lurker at January 30, 2023 02:34 PM (eGTCV) Not unless you vacuum out your braincase and pump it into your gut, along with about 25 gallons of lard. I have difficulty believing you're a tenth as fat and stupid as the Tater. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2023 02:36 PM (oINRc) 110
That is a killer dress on her, even if it is concealing national treasures Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 30, 2023 02:31 PM (XvPQV) Those eyes, tho. Makes her look like something from the cartoon network. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 02:36 PM (Zz0t1) 111
Is there anything you are positive about...
Why yes! The price of gold is up and I'm making a killing. Also, Pooty poot has nuklear tipped sooper sonic missiles aimed at DeeCee. Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 30, 2023 02:36 PM (D25PY) 112
The Tater Network.
Over cooked and over done? Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 02:27 PM * Mashed. Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2023 *** Cold and tasteless. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2023 02:36 PM (J2vNu) 113
I'm going with NBC. A Sunday show, like with Charles Kuralt, if Charles Kuralt spent every Sunday awkwardly and unsuccessfully attempting to mate with Michael Avenatti, like a fat, retarded zoo animal from an endangered species of potatochimp hominids.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice ---- Terribly cynical for one so young. Posted by: Prime Sister at January 30, 2023 02:36 PM (tQL7r) 114
The Daily Daddario is way too fashionable for anyone who works at CNN:
https://tinyurl.com/5n7j4276 Posted by: TheJamesMadison So, Jaguar thinks pop up headlights are back in style? Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2023 02:36 PM (lTGtQ) 115
Hey, Sponge, I hit the "400" on the last one. Posted by: m at January 30, 2023 02:32 PM (lhS81) BOOM! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 02:36 PM (Zz0t1) 116
I-10 Rest Stop Glory Hole Graffiti > CNN "News"
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 30, 2023 02:36 PM (yEMHD) 117
92 To increase the number of viewers they should just declare those ratings Russian disinformation.
Posted by: Ripley at January 30, 2023 02:34 PM (cUYo/) That, and because of the "hit" they took from Russkie disinformation, they should get more gov't subsidies and a bigger share of Google's ad revenues.... *sarc*. Posted by: Thrawn at January 30, 2023 02:36 PM (Rl7KJ) 118
But the difference between journalists and completely unethical toxic liars is the latter never admit their frauds.
++++ So, no difference. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2023 02:36 PM (t0OGg) 119
It's not a real Jaguar if Tawny Kitaen is not on the bonnets....
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 02:37 PM (L4glG) 120
Yeah, it is from a Jaguar ad, per the net.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2023 02:37 PM (zZu0s) 121
72 and yet DirecTV dropped OANN and NewsMax.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) Niche stations for ATT to drop is one reason. Second is that I'd imagine that the ad rates for those channels were negligible compared with even lower rated schlock reality show crap. Lack of advertisers is one of the reasons that conservative media does not pay except if you are a controlled oppo site. I would not be surprised if MSNBC ad rates are higher for whoever is in Tucker's time slot than for Fox during Tucker time. Posted by: whig at January 30, 2023 02:37 PM (YL0ac) 122
also, while CNN may be watched by 4 liberal aunties, the GOP is still going to give CNN prima nocte over their primary debates and let them put candy crowely in charge of the presidental debates
Posted by: sockamster, non Rick and Morty viewer at January 30, 2023 02:37 PM (MLrvz) 123
99 The most aggressive, casual and harmful disseminators of Disinformation are the largest media corporations.
Posted by: Ace -------------------- Its a Protection/Extortion racket. If you want to know whats going on in America you have to read Brit and Singapore newspapers. Posted by: Puddinhead at January 30, 2023 02:37 PM (HTCOy) 124
So, Jaguar thinks pop up headlights are back in style? Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2023 02:36 PM (lTGtQ) They stopped making V-8's, so they can mulef*ck. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 02:37 PM (Zz0t1) 125
I can't find my dik.
Posted by: Potatochimp Hominid at January 30, 2023 02:37 PM (rGZv9) 126
CNN will be seen as the middle ground between MSNBC and the 'Loyal Opposition' of Fox.
And that's exactly why their ratings are dead. Why watch watered-down MSNBC when you can just watch MSNBC? Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2023 02:37 PM (ZGrMX) 127
87 If you listen carefully, they will tell you when they're lying to you.
In the case of Hunter Biden's laptop, they said it has, "all the classic earmarks of a Russian information operation." They gave themselves a lawyerly out. "I didn't say it WAS Russian disinfo, I said it has the 'classic earmarks!'" Then idiots like Politico come in and quote the letter with a headline that says, "Hunter Biden story is Russian disinfo, dozens of former intel officials say" Of course they rely on this aggressive misinterpretation to sell their story, but their initial lawyerly statement is what you have to pay attention to. Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2023 02:33 PM (eyxn4) And a real press would call them out on that and ask the question to elicit a yes/no actual answer. Posted by: m at January 30, 2023 02:37 PM (lhS81) 128
It's not a real Jaguar if Tawny Kitaen is not on the bonnets....
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 02:37 PM (L4glG) She'd look like CryptKeeper since she's been dead awhile. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 02:38 PM (Zz0t1) 129
Maybe CNN could go to the Naked News format.
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 30, 2023 02:38 PM (eGTCV) 130
Didn’t it come out that Charles Kuralt was having an affair when he was doing all that On the Road stuff?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 30, 2023 02:38 PM (pBUtp) 131
Didn't CNN more or less make its bones by exploiting covering the first Gulf War?
CNN was building an empire while Fox News was still going out with cheerleaders Posted by: Moe Greene at January 30, 2023 02:38 PM (guGkK) 132
You Are Fake News
Posted by: ... at January 30, 2023 02:38 PM (ir6L4) 133
70 46 I wonder why 81 million voters are all tuning out.
Posted by: ... at January 30, 2023 02:29 PM (ir6L4) Yeah, it is really strange. Posted by: Aetius451AD ---- Almost as if they just cast ballots. How very singular. Posted by: Prime Sister at January 30, 2023 02:38 PM (tQL7r) 134
She'd look like CryptKeeper since she's been dead awhile.
Well when she got older, she was well on the way anyway. Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 02:39 PM (L4glG) 135
Aw, man, is Jake Tapper still at CNN? Because these numbers would make him look really bad.
Posted by: m at January 30, 2023 02:39 PM (lhS81) 136
So?
It's not like DirecTV has anything to worry about. That NFL Sunday Ticket is a huge moneymaker for them. Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2023 02:33 PM (c/IRE) They lost the Sunday Ticket. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 02:39 PM (Zz0t1) 137
Seems like a good time to Twitter-troll CNN advertisers. Demand they shape advertising for the trans-community.
Posted by: 13times at January 30, 2023 02:39 PM (cneqM) 138
Then idiots like Politico come in and quote the letter with a headline that says, "Hunter Biden story is Russian disinfo, dozens of former intel officials say"
-------- What makes you think they're "idiots" and not "liars"? Posted by: ... at January 30, 2023 02:39 PM (ir6L4) 139
130 Didn’t it come out that Charles Kuralt was having an affair when he was doing all that On the Road stuff?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 30, 2023 02:38 PM (pBUtp) More than that - Kuralt had a second family. The families had no idea that Curalt was a bigamist. Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 30, 2023 02:39 PM (/iWhV) Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2023 02:39 PM (gXEAm) 141
>>> 91 Looks at who funds and support these networks with their money and organizations. That's where the real problem lies and it's not going away until those people are ultimately crushed.
Posted by: Marcus T ___ Yep, ratings mean nothing to these people. Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2023 02:34 PM (c/IRE) We're saving the erf!!! Posted by: This... is XiNN at January 30, 2023 02:40 PM (llON8) 142
Didn't we used to hate on Megyn Kelly and mock her with sparkleys around her name? Rehabilitation works.
Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 02:40 PM (24fqN) 143
Didn’t it come out that Charles Kuralt was having an affair when he was doing all that On the Road stuff?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 30, 2023 02:38 PM (pBUtp) Several, iirc. Posted by: BignJames at January 30, 2023 02:40 PM (AwYPR) 144
And off to other stuff, but no, a "lawerly" bit of BS about the laptop was irrelevant, and, again, would have been laughed off the state in a society and a politosphere with any clue. "Classic Russian disinformation" - meaning Soviet - looked nothing like the very normal and well-founded facts surrounding the laptop and Hunter, PLUS, it never achieved anything of importance.
But idiots just took this laughable nonsense from "intelligence professionals" (lol) as if it were anything other than laughable nonsense. An ignorant and unthinking and MSM-deformed public is pretty easy to manipulate, apparently. Posted by: rhomboid at January 30, 2023 02:40 PM (OTzUX) 145
Encouraging but not good enough. I won't be happy until every CNN employee in any kind of decision-making, "journalist," management, or policy position is fired, loses their homes, and has to suck off smelly homeless junkies in ATM vestibules for $2 to earn enough money to pay for antibiotic cream to cover their oozing scabs.
Hey, no elbowing in on my scam. Posted by: Rachel Madow at January 30, 2023 02:40 PM (CecP5) 146
You know who I learned was stone-cold bigamist? Steven Seagal. He ditched one wife/kid in Japan, came back here, and married some other chick, and then married Kelly LeBrock while he may or not have still been married to the second chick. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2023 02:40 PM (oINRc) 147
Maybe CNN could go to the Naked News format.
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 30, 2023 02:38 PM (eGTCV) ........ Hopefully they'll get rid of Dana Bash first. Posted by: wth at January 30, 2023 02:40 PM (v0R5T) 148
The wife of Washington Redskins football team owner Jack Kent Cooke was arrested on a drunken driving charge after police saw a man hanging off the hood of her Jaguar and she later tossed a shoe at an officer during a sobriety test.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 30, 2023 02:40 PM (HTCOy) 149
CNN's ratings are down? Oh, no! Anyway...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 30, 2023 02:40 PM (PiwSw) 150
They lost the Sunday Ticket.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 02:39 PM (Zz0t1) ___ Oh. My bad. They're still not going anywhere anytime soon. People need their circuses. Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2023 02:40 PM (gXEAm) 151
Wasn't it a CNN guy who locked himself in a closet and wouldn't come out in Iraq when the bombs started dropping?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 02:40 PM (Zz0t1) 152
The NPCs will see this as a sign that being 'moderate' doesn't pay.
It just means that CNN has long since passed the point of no return. With their insane leftist crap, they drove off anybody that WASN'T an insane leftist. There's no coming back from that. They have no audience left that ISN'T an insane leftist, and they're never coming back. At this point they're right. CNN trying to be 'moderate' is doomed to failure because they burned all credibility on the altar of wokeness. There's simply no way back. If they stop catering to the far left, they fail. Posted by: DudeAbiding at January 30, 2023 02:41 PM (setIA) 153
Niche stations for ATT to drop is one reason. Second is that I'd imagine that the ad rates for those channels were negligible compared with even lower rated schlock reality show crap.
OANN originally had no advertisers - they'd fill the time with short 2 minute films on how Reagan was great and stuff, but by the time ATT dropped them for "Covid disinformation" they were indistinguishable ad-wise from Fox or MSNBC. Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2023 02:41 PM (ZGrMX) 154
Oh.
My bad. They're still not going anywhere anytime soon. People need their circuses. Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2023 02:40 PM (gXEAm) Yes, your point is still valid. DirecTV isn't going anywhere. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 02:41 PM (Zz0t1) 155
Ted Turner's tapioca brain has just turned 84. It's too bad he can't comprehend how bad his network is doing.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 30, 2023 02:41 PM (D25PY) 156
146
You know who I learned was stone-cold bigamist? Steven Seagal. He ditched one wife/kid in Japan, came back here, and married some other chick, and then married Kelly LeBrock while he may or not have still been married to the second chick. ------------------- Seagal has special powers. Posted by: Puddinhead at January 30, 2023 02:41 PM (HTCOy) 157
"The reason they don't is worse: they know their audience wants them to lie to advance liberalism."
Small quibble. They wll stop getting paid. And to say they made an error will be hung around their neck. Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 30, 2023 02:41 PM (NW9xb) 158
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2023 02:36 PM (zZu0s)
Amazing how the commies got so lucky with this isolation jag. Posted by: ... at January 30, 2023 02:41 PM (ir6L4) 159
That electorate laughed at the press and decisively chose the "wrong" leadership.
Posted by: rhomboid ------- There is no electorate--only ballots and numbers. AZ elections in 2022 rather proved the case. Viewing elections in the US is akin to the suspense that Soviets had when selecting their Supreme Soviet representatives. Posted by: whig at January 30, 2023 02:41 PM (YL0ac) 160
Didn't we used to hate on Megyn Kelly and mock her with sparkleys around her name? Rehabilitation works.
Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 02:40 PM (24fqN) ___ Some of us never cared or watched these people, so... Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2023 02:41 PM (gXEAm) 161
Maybe CNN could go to the Naked News format.
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 30, 2023 *** I wrote to my local CBS outlet and said, "Today I tuned in to the morning news. Imagine my surprise when what I got was the 'Before' image from a GOLO or Jenny Craig ad. Your competition has slim attractive people on their newscasts. They are eating your lunch, Channel Four." That said, I don't know how many of the attractive ones would look good naked. Better to leave something to the imagination. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2023 02:42 PM (J2vNu) 162
All the hep kids have transferred loyalty to MSNBC, whose "Fucking Nuts 24/7!" format is rock solid. Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2023 02:42 PM (j4U/Z) 163
Maybe CNN could go to the Naked News format.
Posted by: N.Lurker Obviously, you have not seen the presenters at CNN in a very long time. Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2023 02:42 PM (lTGtQ) 164
So there is someone in Japan named Seagal who is really good in martial arts... or is an otaku existing in a capsule while hanging out at several different maid cafes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 02:42 PM (L4glG) 165
For once, I actually like the Daddario pic today. Very stylish. Kind of a 40s look, which was the best decade for women’s fashions ever.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 30, 2023 02:42 PM (pBUtp) 166
It's not like DirecTV has anything to worry about.
That NFL Sunday Ticket is a huge moneymaker for them. Sunday Ticket is gone, and DirecTV's been losing money for 3 or 4 years now. Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2023 02:42 PM (ZGrMX) 167
There is no electorate--only ballots and numbers. AZ elections in 2022 rather proved the case.
Viewing elections in the US is akin to the suspense that Soviets had when selecting their Supreme Soviet representatives. Posted by: whig ___ It's hard for some to accept that. Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2023 02:42 PM (gXEAm) 168
Sock off
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 30, 2023 02:42 PM (CecP5) 169
155 Ted Turner's tapioca brain has just turned 84. It's too bad he can't comprehend how bad his network is doing.
-------------------- Last I heard he was distraught how his new partners ruined CNN. Never go into business with Manhattan. Posted by: Puddinhead at January 30, 2023 02:42 PM (HTCOy) 170
You know who I learned was stone-cold bigamist? Steven Seagal. He ditched one wife/kid in Japan, came back here, and married some other chick, and then married Kelly LeBrock while he may or not have still been married to the second chick.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2023 02:40 PM (oINRc) ........ Then he got fat. Posted by: wth at January 30, 2023 02:42 PM (v0R5T) 171
Welcome back, Ace. Lamont was nice enough but nowhere near s deliciously cruel as Ace.
P.S. I note the capitalization of "Ace". Congratulations on your promotion. Posted by: creeper at January 30, 2023 02:42 PM (cTCuP) 172
Headline News is already gone, right?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 30, 2023 02:42 PM (yQpMk) 173
146
You know who I learned was stone-cold bigamist? Steven Seagal. He ditched one wife/kid in Japan, came back here, and married some other chick, and then married Kelly LeBrock while he may or not have still been married to the second chick. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2023 02:40 PM (oINRc) Mike Ovitz tells a great story about making Seagal a star. Seagal was his martial-arts instructor, and on a lark Ovitz wondered if he was powerful enough to make anyone a star in Hollywood. He decided to test his theory out on Seagal. Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 30, 2023 02:43 PM (/iWhV) 174
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Seagal has special powers. Posted by: Puddinhead at January 30, 2023 02:41 PM (HTCOy) And his movies are SHIT! - - That reviewer guy Ace likes Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 02:43 PM (Zz0t1) 175
Didn't H.L. Hunt have a couple of secret families? Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2023 02:43 PM (oINRc) 176
The wife of Washington Redskins football team owner Jack Kent Cooke was arrested on a drunken driving charge after police saw a man hanging off the hood of her Jaguar and she later tossed a shoe at an officer during a sobriety test.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 30, 2023 *** Did she have nice feet? Posted by: Heel & Arch Fanciers, Inc. at January 30, 2023 02:43 PM (J2vNu) Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2023 02:43 PM (gXEAm) 178
Question for the horde:
Now that ESG is a thing, and more and more funds are being managed by people who are choosing investments based on their ESG score and not what will bring the best returns, how do you protect your finances against that? Do you have to pull everything out of managed funds and do your own investing? Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2023 02:43 PM (eyxn4) 179
Tater needs to be rolled naked in butter and cinnamon sugar and left in a locked room with Ana Navarro and Jonah Goldberg.
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 30, 2023 02:43 PM (eGTCV) 180
The Daily Daddario is way too fashionable for anyone who works at CNN:
https://tinyurl.com/5n7j4276 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at Poor dear looks cold. Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 30, 2023 02:32 PM She's smoking hot with the best bewbs ever invented but always looks unhappy or stoic. Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2023 02:44 PM (GwxCX) 181
CNN just needs more quality candidates.
Posted by: ... at January 30, 2023 02:44 PM (ir6L4) 182
At first CNN was slightly American, but that changed to anti-American fairly quickly.
Posted by: Eromero at January 30, 2023 02:44 PM (0OP+5) 183
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You know who I learned was stone-cold bigamist? Steven Seagal. He ditched one wife/kid in Japan, came back here, and married some other chick, and then married Kelly LeBrock while he may or not have still been married to the second chick. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2023 02:40 PM (oINRc) Did not know that. It could be though that he ate the first wife and kid, which would explain his rapidly girth during the 90s and through now. Last I heard of Steven he was in the UAE giving an interview to some dood while being constantly cooled down by a mini-fan. Posted by: Thrawn at January 30, 2023 02:44 PM (Rl7KJ) 184
"Do you have to pull everything out of managed funds and do your own investing?"
Yes. Buy stocks or ETFs. Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 02:44 PM (24fqN) 185
Kim Wilde 1986 hotter than today's diva's singing fully dressed and more sexy:
https://tinyurl.com/3mwm56yk Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2023 02:44 PM (gmo/4) 186
184 "Do you have to pull everything out of managed funds and do your own investing?"
Yes. Buy stocks or ETFs. Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 02:44 PM (24fqN) ========== Give me all your money for my NFT of a cartoon monkey with a hat. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 02:45 PM (LvTSG) 187
Wife bought 2 Firesticks and we're using someone else's YouTube TV account for shows she wants.
Me, I don't care. OTA is fine when I want to watch something. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 02:45 PM (Zz0t1) 188
They gave themselves a lawyerly out. "I didn't say it WAS Russian disinfo, I said it has the 'classic earmarks!'"
Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2023 02:33 PM (eyxn4) What are 'the classic earmarks'. Oh, that's defined as 'I want you to believe this even though it's obvious BS'. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2023 02:45 PM (GYIa4) Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2023 02:45 PM (gXEAm) 190
The wife of Washington Redskins football team owner Jack Kent Cooke was arrested on a drunken driving charge after police saw a man hanging off the hood of her Jaguar and she later tossed a shoe at an officer during a sobriety test.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 30, 2023 02:40 PM (HTCOy) Quentin Tarantino called and asked to hear more about the shoe. Really though, that's not anywhere near enough detail, and like the Paul Pelosi events, if you're rich, you damn well better fill in the blanks before the internet does. I'm already picturing some Fabio type boy toy, who was buttering her corns for her, before SOMETHING caused him to jump on the hood. I mean, if you have that kind of money, why the F are you drinking and driving??? Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2023 02:45 PM (WzEVD) 191
Generally speaking, all of the mainstream media and most of the alternative stuff is shit packaged as "truth." IMO 80 percent of the garbage out there is fiction. The other 20 is ads.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2023 02:45 PM (Q4IgG) 192
Last I heard of Steven he was in the UAE giving an interview to some dood while being constantly cooled down by a mini-fan. Posted by: Thrawn at January 30, 2023 02:44 PM (Rl7KJ) Was he wearing his Lama robes? Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2023 02:45 PM (oINRc) 193
176 The wife of Washington Redskins football team owner Jack Kent Cooke was arrested on a drunken driving charge after police saw a man hanging off the hood of her Jaguar and she later tossed a shoe at an officer during a sobriety test.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 30, 2023 *** Did she have nice feet? ---------------- This was in the early 80s. DC was a fun town back then. Posted by: Puddinhead at January 30, 2023 02:45 PM (HTCOy) 194
142 Didn't we used to hate on Megyn Kelly and mock her with sparkleys around her name? Rehabilitation works.
Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss ------ Not really. Her big platform is gone via Faux and even at NBC, she was viewed as a pariah for badthink. This is her trying to be relevant. Posted by: whig at January 30, 2023 02:45 PM (YL0ac) 195
Kim Wilde 1986 hotter than today's diva's singing fully dressed and more sexy:
https://tinyurl.com/3mwm56yk Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2023 02:44 PM (gmo/4) The lack of bra bouncing around in satin helps tremendously. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 02:46 PM (Zz0t1) 196
More than that - Kuralt had a second family. The families had no idea that Curalt was a bigamist.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 30, 2023 02:39 PM (/iWhV) How did he manage that? He looked like Otis from The Andy Griffith Show. He must have been packing a lotta heat. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 30, 2023 02:46 PM (yEMHD) 197
Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2023 02:43 PM (gXEAm)
Canceled asshole DirecTV in 2016 and have never looked back. Posted by: ... at January 30, 2023 02:46 PM (ir6L4) 198
And his movies are SHIT!
- - That reviewer guy Ace likes Honestly, does anyone remember anything about any Steven Seagal movie except that Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2023 02:46 PM (nfrXX) 199
> What makes you think they're "idiots" and not "liars"?
I think they're both, but based on representative tweets from the "reporters" at big name news corporations, they are extremely stupid. Even if they were trying to be unbiased, they would be outmatched by a reasonably intelligent squirrel. Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2023 02:46 PM (eyxn4) 200
Streaming and OTA here.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 30, 2023 02:47 PM (+Wcyp) 201
"Give me all your money for my NFT of a cartoon monkey with a hat."
All my money? You're selling cheap. Wish I could take that deal! Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 02:47 PM (24fqN) 202
Bow to your Sensei!
Posted by: Rex, owner of Rex Kwon Do, who could kick Segall's butt at January 30, 2023 02:47 PM (PiwSw) 203
Last I heard of Steven he was in the UAE giving an interview to some dood while being constantly cooled down by a mini-fan.
Posted by: Thrawn at January 30, 2023 02:44 PM (Rl7KJ) --- Man, his time is over, over, over...Neil Breen is making better movies these days. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2023 02:47 PM (YIVH2) 204
Was he wearing his Lama robes?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2023 02:45 PM (oINRc) No, he didn't look *that* ridiculous. Posted by: Thrawn at January 30, 2023 02:47 PM (Rl7KJ) 205
Honestly, does anyone remember anything about any Steven Seagal movie except that one two things that we all remember? Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2023 02:46 PM (nfrXX) I've seen most of them. They're horrible. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2023 02:47 PM (oINRc) 206
The problem with lies is this: You can't fix a lie with the truth. You can't fix a lie with more lies. Once you lie, you are always a liar. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot Don't ye know it. A lifetime of selfless public service and sacrifice, but you fuck ONE sheep... Posted by: THAT Scotsman at January 30, 2023 02:47 PM (n+4am) Posted by: ... at January 30, 2023 02:47 PM (ir6L4) 208
Honestly, does anyone remember anything about any Steven Seagal movie except that one two things that we all remember? Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2023 02:46 PM (nfrXX) Piece of cake. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 30, 2023 02:47 PM (+Wcyp) 209
Canceled asshole DirecTV in 2016 and have never looked back.
Posted by: ... at January 30, 2023 02:46 PM (ir6L4) ___ Good for you. Neither have I. Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2023 02:47 PM (gXEAm) 210
Last I heard of Steven he was in the UAE giving an interview to some dood while being constantly cooled down by a mini-fan.
Posted by: Thrawn at January 30, 2023 *** UAE is damned hot, so I don't blame him much. Though don't they have world-class air conditioning? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2023 02:48 PM (J2vNu) 211
Seagal has special powers.
Posted by: Puddinhead And his movies are SHIT! - - That reviewer guy Ace likes Posted by: Sponge I think the reviewer-guy is too easy on Seagal. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2023 02:48 PM (3JG7N) 212
She's smoking hot with the best bewbs ever invented but always looks unhappy or stoic.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2023 02:44 PM (GwxCX) ++++ There are a few pictures of her smiling. She looks good smiling, and should do it more. I will now report for reeducation because, as we know, I am now Literally Hitler because I said a dame should smile. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2023 02:48 PM (t0OGg) 213
176 The wife of Washington Redskins football team owner Jack Kent Cooke was arrested on a drunken driving charge after police saw a man hanging off the hood of her Jaguar and she later tossed a shoe at an officer during a sobriety test.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 30, 2023 *** Did she have nice feet? Posted by: Heel & Arch Fanciers, Inc. at January 30, 2023 02:43 PM (J2vNu) Not nice enough... Posted by: Rex Ryan at January 30, 2023 02:48 PM (CCSxw) 214
Wasn't it a CNN guy who locked himself in a closet and wouldn't come out in Iraq when the bombs started dropping?
== I crawled under a table. It was a tactical anti bomb table. Posted by: Bernard Shaw at January 30, 2023 02:48 PM (V5g8t) 215
I think the reviewer-guy is too easy on Seagal. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2023 02:48 PM (3JG7N) I think he's just keeping it as PG as possible to prevent the YouTube content nazis off his back. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 02:48 PM (Zz0t1) 216
I haven't believed news outlets since the Gulf of Tonkin incident.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 30, 2023 02:48 PM (jTmQV) 217
194 I have a dim memory, and back then everything looked like it had sparkleys on it, to me.
Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 02:49 PM (24fqN) 218
A CNN talking head actually called out Pencil Neck as a liar. The chyron read "Adam Schiff (R-CA)".
Remember, only Republicans lie. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2023 02:49 PM (a3Q+t) Posted by: whig at January 30, 2023 02:49 PM (YL0ac) 220
91 Looks at who funds and support these networks with their money and organizations. That's where the real problem lies and it's not going away until those people are ultimately crushed. Posted by: Marcus T ___ Sounding a little antisemitic there. We'll be watching you. Posted by: ADL at January 30, 2023 02:49 PM (yq2qk) 221
I can't find my dik.
Posted by: Potatochimp Hominid Where was the last place you remember seeing it? Retrace your steps. Posted by: Hands at January 30, 2023 02:49 PM (786Ro) 222
Man, his time is over, over, over...Neil Breen is making better movies these days.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2023 02:47 PM (YIVH2) ++++ I am not convinced that Breen isn't some kind of long con. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2023 02:49 PM (t0OGg) Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2023 02:49 PM (YJQJ8) 224
>>> 184 "Do you have to pull everything out of managed funds and do your own investing?"
Yes. Buy stocks or ETFs. Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 02:44 PM (24fqN) For that matter, consider your own confidence that various massive disruptions will *not* happen, and plan accordingly. eg do you trust the WEF-tards not to confiscate Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2023 02:49 PM (llON8) 225
I crawled under a table. It was a tactical anti bomb table.
Posted by: Bernard Shaw at January 30, 2023 *** Bell & Howell sells those! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2023 02:49 PM (J2vNu) 226
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Honestly, does anyone remember anything about any Steven Seagal movie except that one two things that we all remember? Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2023 02:46 PM (nfrXX) I've seen most of them. They're horrible. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2023 02:47 PM (oINRc) He was great in Executive Decision - for the 15m that he was in it. Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 30, 2023 02:50 PM (/iWhV) 227
When CNN gets to the cooking and bass master shows, you will see a slow climb out of the hole they are in. They really should consult their PRC masters, when one finds themself in a hole and wants to get out ... first thing, stop digging.
Posted by: Commander Cobra at January 30, 2023 02:50 PM (a9WJA) 228
Everybody knows the C in CNN stands for CIA, rite?
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 30, 2023 02:50 PM (HTCOy) 229
There are a few pictures of her smiling. She looks good smiling, and should do it more.
I will now report for reeducation because, as we know, I am now Literally Hitler because I said a dame should smile. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2023 02:48 PM No I think you should stay put, you post some quality bewbs. She would be way cuter if she smiles. Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2023 02:50 PM (GwxCX) 230
*** Bell & Howell sells those! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2023 02:49 PM (J2vNu) BubububuBULBHEAD!!!!! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 02:50 PM (Zz0t1) 231
The wife of Washington Redskins football team owner Jack Kent Cooke was arrested on a drunken driving charge after police saw a man hanging off the hood of her Jaguar and she later tossed a shoe at an officer during a sobriety test.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 30, 2023 02:40 PM (HTCOy) ++++ Uhhh, what? The Washington Redskins no longer exist. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2023 02:50 PM (t0OGg) 232
I can't find my dik.
Posted by: Potatochimp Hominid Where was the last place you remember seeing it? Retrace your steps. Posted by: Hands at January 30, 2023 02:49 PM (786Ro) It will always be in the last place you look. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 30, 2023 02:50 PM (yQpMk) 233
"Honestly, does anyone remember anything about any Steven Seagal movie except that one two things that we all remember?"
"Above the Law" had a good Chicago vibe and cast, IIRC. Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 02:50 PM (24fqN) 234
Our reporters just discovered karma but too late. Too old. Too dead.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 30, 2023 02:50 PM (wmsyX) 235
Twatter's warning 'Disclosure' system seems to be a good idea:
Dan McLaughlin @baseballcrank · 17h Disclosure: This person is affiliated with an organization funded by Google. Insisting on the title "Dr." is pompous & entitled enough for Ph.Ds, but a doctorate in education is in no way more deserving of the honorific than my juris doctor. Everybody knows this, but partisans have to defend her out of sheer tribalism. Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 30, 2023 02:50 PM (Vwz3I) 236
after police saw a man hanging off the hood of her Jaguar and she later tossed a shoe at an officer during a sobriety test.
Posted by: Puddinhead What kind of shoe was it? AFAF Posted by: Dick Morris at January 30, 2023 02:50 PM (ir6L4) 237
To be honest, I don't watch any of these news networks anymore. I just read News sites.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2023 02:50 PM (Iu1CX) 238
No, he didn't look *that* ridiculous. Posted by: Thrawn at January 30, 2023 02:47 PM (Rl7KJ) Yeah, he paid off some shady Lama in Tibet to say he's the reincarnation of Lama So-and-So, and likes to go around lecturing people in his Lama attire. It's some of the funniest shit you'll ever see: https://tinyurl.com/mwwun433 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2023 02:51 PM (oINRc) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 02:51 PM (Zz0t1) 240
Jason Chaffetz
@jasoninthehouse @SenWarren sent her questions to the SEC in advance to ask if they were ok with them. Stunning. Heritage Foundation @Heritage 🚨:: What was @SenWarren's staff doing coordinating questions & testimony with officials from the Securities and Exchange Commission before their leader testified before Warren's committee in 2021? @jasoninthehouse breaks down the emails the Oversight Project uncovered https://tinyurl.com/4rr7mhn6 Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2023 02:51 PM (NpAcC) 241
More than that - Kuralt had a second family. The families had no idea that Curalt was a bigamist.
---- How did he manage that? He looked like Otis from The Andy Griffith Show. He had a good job and national name recognition and, except for that little detail about "forsaking all others," seemed like he was trying to be a good husband and father to both (all?) of his families. Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2023 02:51 PM (nfrXX) 242
229 No I think you should stay put, you post some quality bewbs. She would be way cuter if she smiles.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2023 02:50 PM (GwxCX) ======= I think the Mannix girls are on strike, to be honest. They don't come round all that often anymore. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 02:51 PM (LvTSG) Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2023 02:51 PM (gXEAm) 244
I watched "Richard Jewell" for the first time last night. Talk about a timely movie! The scene where the CNN gal offers sex to the FBI guy in return for a tip on his investigation is ... I was going to write "unbelievable", but in light of subsequent events is all to believable. Of course, the ones really getting screwed were Jewell and, in the long run, us.
On another topic: "Under Siege" is a pretty good Steven Segal movie. The setting, on a real battleship, is terrific, and it's fun to watch Tommy Lee Jones chew the scenery. Posted by: Nemo at January 30, 2023 02:51 PM (S6ArX) 245
I can't find my dik.
Posted by: Potatochimp Hominid *** Since potato chips don't fossilize, how do we know what this hominid preferred? Maybe he liked Fritos better. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2023 02:51 PM (J2vNu) 246
Didn't CNN make a topographical map of Iraq on the floor of their studio when we invaded in 2003? I seem to recall Wolf Blitzer and some others stumbling around showing locations with pointers. I stopped watching CNN right then and there.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 30, 2023 02:51 PM (Klscz) 247
> You know who I learned was stone-cold bigamist? Steven Seagal. He ditched one wife/kid in Japan, came back here, and married some other chick, and then married Kelly LeBrock while he may or not have still been married to the second chick.
When I was in Montreal as a missionary with Hispanic immigrants, I found out a crap ton of them were technically bigamists. They would go alone to Canada as a married person with the intention of working and bringing up their family when they had saved enough. Then, while they were alone, both the husband and the wife would take up with someone else. In some SA countries, divorce isn't legally allowed. So they would either move in together or lie on marriage paperwork saying they weren't married or their spouse died. Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2023 02:51 PM (eyxn4) 248
224 Yes, diversify. I should have mentioned diversification.
Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 02:52 PM (24fqN) 249
Soon we will piss on the ashes, or as Yoda would say, piss on the ashes soon we will.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2023 02:52 PM (VwHCD) 250
I will now report for reeducation because, as we know, I am now Literally Hitler because I said a dame should smile.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2023 02:48 PM No I think you should stay put, you post some quality bewbs. She would be way cuter if she smiles. Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2023 02:50 PM (GwxCX) I think a sincere smile is a super sexy accessory--especially if it's directed at me. Posted by: N.Lurker at January 30, 2023 02:52 PM (eGTCV) 251
Dan McLaughlin @baseballcrank · 17h Disclosure: This person is affiliated with an organization funded by Google. HA! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Suck it, baseballcock. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 02:52 PM (Zz0t1) 252
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Honestly, does anyone remember anything about any Steven Seagal movie except that one two things that we all remember? Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2023 02:46 PM (nfrXX) ----------------- Hey, he butched up Navy Chief Culinary Specialists. That's hard to do. Posted by: Puddinhead at January 30, 2023 02:52 PM (HTCOy) 253
The Stone Cold Bigamist - a limerick A bigamist from Kalamazoo Had weddings (quite more than a few). His father told him, "Son, That isn't how it's done You can't have your Kate...and Edith, too!" Posted by: Muldoon at January 30, 2023 02:52 PM (ykeLU) 254
So are we going to go for some kind of relic thing where every true Jaguar is going to contain an infinitesimal amount of Tawny Kitaen's ashes?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2023 02:52 PM (zZu0s) 255
244 I watched "Richard Jewell" for the first time last night. Talk about a timely movie! The scene where the CNN gal offers sex to the FBI guy in return for a tip on his investigation is ... I was going to write "unbelievable", but in light of subsequent events is all to believable. Of course, the ones really getting screwed were Jewell and, in the long run, us.
Posted by: Nemo at January 30, 2023 02:51 PM (S6ArX) ========= That bit is controversial among her former coworkers (she died a few years back) because she'd never NEVER sell her body for a story. But her celebrating at the bombing because she has a good story? That's fine. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 02:52 PM (LvTSG) 256
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Conscience Negligence Network Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 02:51 PM (Zz0t1) Chicken Noodle News Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 30, 2023 02:52 PM (CCSxw) 257
I can't find my dik.
Posted by: Potatochimp Hominid Where was the last place you remember seeing it? Retrace your steps. Posted by: Hands at January 30, 2023 02:49 PM (786Ro) --------- Ah, Don LeMon's black hole, then. Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 30, 2023 02:53 PM (NPPbl) 258
I think the Mannix girls are on strike, to be honest. They don't come round all that often anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 02:51 PM (LvTSG) Well pay them whatever they're asking. They need to agree to terms. Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2023 02:53 PM (GwxCX) 259
Greenwald is asshoe.
Not much complaint from him while Lula and the narco traffickers were rigging Brazil to force Bolsonaro out. Greenwald lives there. Posted by: Hands at January 30, 2023 02:53 PM (786Ro) Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2023 02:53 PM (L4glG) 261
>>> 231 The wife of Washington Redskins football team owner Jack Kent Cooke was arrested on a drunken driving charge after police saw a man hanging off the hood of her Jaguar and she later tossed a shoe at an officer during a sobriety test.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 30, 2023 02:40 PM (HTCOy) ++++ Uhhh, what? The Washington Redskins no longer exist. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2023 02:50 PM (t0OGg) I think someone mentioned upthread that this was in the *80s*, which makes more sense since JKC (or was it Jr???) sold to Snyder long ago and has been *dead* for many years. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2023 02:53 PM (llON8) 262
Honestly, does anyone remember anything about any Steven Seagal movie except that one two things that we all remember?
Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2023 02:46 PM (nfrXX) That was an odd example of the movie looking far larger than the other historical records of the items. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2023 02:53 PM (zZu0s) 263
Bell & Howell sells those!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2023 02:49 PM (J2vNu) * BubububuBULBHEAD!!!!! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 *** "Navy guys . . .! Let's review --" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2023 02:53 PM (J2vNu) 264
On another topic: "Under Siege" is a pretty good Steven Segal movie. The setting, on a real battleship, is terrific, and it's fun to watch Tommy Lee Jones chew the scenery. Posted by: Nemo at January 30, 2023 02:51 PM (S6ArX) His early works entertained me much like Ahnold, Stallone or Van Damme movies did. Now he's just a caricature of his former characters. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 02:53 PM (Zz0t1) 265
John Riggins was my favorite Redksin, hands down. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2023 02:53 PM (oINRc) 266
244 I rewatched RJ Sat nite. Olivia Wilde plays the whoreslut reporter so well, she looks diseased.
Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 02:54 PM (24fqN) 267
Much as I despise goolag, YouTube with adblockers is the best source of entertainment going rn
Posted by: Dick Morris at January 30, 2023 02:54 PM (ir6L4) 268
231 The wife of Washington Redskins football team owner Jack Kent Cooke was arrested on a drunken driving charge after police saw a man hanging off the hood of her Jaguar and she later tossed a shoe at an officer during a sobriety test.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 30, 2023 02:40 PM (HTCOy) ++++ Uhhh, what? The Washington Redskins no longer exist. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2023 02:50 PM (t0OGg) 193 176 The wife of Washington Redskins football team owner Jack Kent Cooke was arrested on a drunken driving charge after police saw a man hanging off the hood of her Jaguar and she later tossed a shoe at an officer during a sobriety test. Posted by: Puddinhead at January 30, 2023 *** Did she have nice feet? ---------------- This was in the early 80s. DC was a fun town back then. Posted by: Puddinhead at January 30, 2023 02:45 PM (HTCOy) Posted by: m at January 30, 2023 02:54 PM (lhS81) Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2023 02:54 PM (GwxCX) 270
If any are interested:
IOSAT Potassium Iodide Tablets USP, 130 mg, 14 Count by IOSAT (Amazon) https://tinyurl.com/suksrvdk Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2023 02:54 PM (/mUnG) 271
In the old days, back before everyone in the legacy media was a religious zealot, a reporter and a news organization would be enraged at someone who lied to and/or manipulated them. They'd "Burn" such a source and try to destroy them, not protect and hide them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 02:54 PM (0hOvj) 272
That bit is controversial among her former coworkers (she died a few years back) because she'd never NEVER sell her body for a story. But her celebrating at the bombing because she has a good story?
That's fine. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 02:52 PM (LvTSG) They have standards. They are the Red Guard- not hoors. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2023 02:54 PM (zZu0s) 273
259 Greenwald is asshoe.
Not much complaint from him while Lula and the narco traffickers were rigging Brazil to force Bolsonaro out. Greenwald lives there. Posted by: Hands at January 30, 2023 02:53 PM (786Ro) An excellent point. Never forget that Glenn is, at the end of the day, a leftist, to the core. Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 30, 2023 02:55 PM (/iWhV) 274
OTA with some Roku streaming.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2023 02:55 PM (3JG7N) 275
Honestly, does anyone remember anything about any Steven Seagal movie except that one two things that we all remember? Posted by: Oddbob I remember that his very first movie showed that he runs like a girl. But mostly I remember that after seeing Above The Law, Roger Ebert anointed Seagal as the Next Great Action Star who was destined for a long, productive career, transforming the action genre. When I read that essay, frankly my jaw dropped. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2023 02:55 PM (n+4am) 276
Steven Seagal's career has two main phases - pre "On Deadly Ground" and post "On Deadly Ground". Everything before "On Deadly Ground" is at least tolerable, but the gimmick of Seagal doing the gun-flipping thing and breaking a dood's arm was getting stale by then. Even his peak movie, Under Siege, was noticeable for how much Seagal wasn't in it, it was Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones carrying most of the movie.
"On Deadly Ground" is a gem because Seagal got to star and direct it due to the success of "Under Siege". I would recommend everyone watch it once just to see the disaster it is. The synopsis - Steven Seagal and the "Indian" Joan Chen save the Alaskan wilderness from evil oil mogul Michael Caine by blowing up a ginormous oil rig. Oh, and Seagal beats the racism out of a oil worker. Posted by: Thrawn at January 30, 2023 02:55 PM (Rl7KJ) 277
On another topic: "Under Siege" is a pretty good Steven Segal movie. The setting, on a real battleship, is terrific, and it's fun to watch Tommy Lee Jones chew the scenery.
Posted by: Nemo at January 30, 2023 02:51 PM (S6ArX) Wut... Not one mention of Ericka Eleniak??? Who the fuq are you people??? Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 30, 2023 02:55 PM (CCSxw) 278
Much as I despise goolag, YouTube with adblockers is the best source of entertainment going on
___ This^ It sucks that this is the case, but at least I don't see ads. Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2023 02:55 PM (/mUnG) Posted by: Muldoon at January 30, 2023 02:55 PM (ykeLU) 280
Uhhh, what? The Washington Redskins no longer exist.
-------------------------- "I'm looking behind us now, across the count of time, down the long haul into history back." Posted by: Puddinhead at January 30, 2023 02:56 PM (HTCOy) 281
270 If any are interested:
IOSAT Potassium Iodide Tablets USP, 130 mg, 14 Count by IOSAT (Amazon) https://tinyurl.com/suksrvdk Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2023 02:54 PM (/mUnG) See, Iodine tablets always seemed odd to me. You keep your thyroid from crapping out- but it is not like it protects the rest of your body from the effects of radiation, right? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2023 02:56 PM (zZu0s) 282
LOL. Gaia just made the decision for me. Bottom fell out. Ice pellets everywhere. And it's supposed to come down until 7:00 central time.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2023 02:56 PM (ZVVGW) 283
His early works entertained me much like Ahnold, Stallone or Van Damme movies did. Now he's just a caricature of his former characters.
Yeag Seagal had 4 good movies then it just slouched off into self caricature. I mean, none of them are a masterpiece but some of them were great fun and they all are entertaining enough. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 02:56 PM (0hOvj) 284
One thing I never noticed about Seagal movies until that Space Ice guy pointed it out, is just how many of his movies include scenes where he "fights" guys sitting on his fat ass in a chair... it's a lot. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2023 02:56 PM (oINRc) 285
Boy that Dick Morris sock is sticky.
Posted by: ... at January 30, 2023 02:56 PM (ir6L4) 286
Wut...
Not one mention of Ericka Eleniak??? Who the fuq are you people??? Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 30, 2023 02:55 PM (CCSxw) Oh, I was mentioning her.....In my pants. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 02:56 PM (Zz0t1) 287
how are the "major networks" doing? Are people leaving CNN for the "trusted old networks" that are dependably honest? Or is it a move toward TikTok and Instagram?
Posted by: illiniwek at January 30, 2023 02:56 PM (Cus5s) 288
This bespectacled blonde agrees that one should smile in pictures:
https://is.gd/XCg08D Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2023 02:56 PM (t0OGg) 289
For the 'Ettes:
https://tinyurl.com/ypmbv3sw Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2023 02:45 PM (gXEAm) ****** Very nice. Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2023 02:56 PM (NpAcC) 290
>>> 265
John Riggins was my favorite Redksin, hands down. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2023 02:53 PM (oINRc) Heh. See if you can find the "true story of when Riggins told Sandra Day O'Connor to loosen up" (or words to that effect). Pretty funny. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2023 02:57 PM (llON8) Posted by: creeper at January 30, 2023 02:57 PM (cTCuP) 292
pretty much the only time i watched cnn for more than a few minutes was back around the end of may 2020 when its headquarters was under attack by antifa.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 30, 2023 02:57 PM (kFrCu) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 02:57 PM (0hOvj) 294
I rewatched RJ Sat nite. Olivia Wilde plays the whoreslut reporter so well, she looks diseased.
Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 *** *scribbles name of movie on back of hand* Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2023 02:57 PM (J2vNu) 295
"On Deadly Ground" is a gem because Seagal got to star and direct it due to the success of "Under Siege". I would recommend everyone watch it once just to see the disaster it is. The synopsis - Steven Seagal and the "Indian" Joan Chen save the Alaskan wilderness from evil oil mogul Michael Caine by blowing up a ginormous oil rig. Oh, and Seagal beats the racism out of a oil worker.
Posted by: Thrawn at January 30, 2023 02:55 PM (Rl7KJ) --- Hey, at least Michael Caine probably made enough from the movie to pay for a new addition to his house! And yes, I did watch that godawful piece of crap when it came out. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2023 02:57 PM (YIVH2) 296
The wife of Washington Redskins football team owner Jack Kent Cooke was arrested on a drunken driving charge after police saw a man hanging off the hood of her Jaguar and she later tossed a shoe at an officer during a sobriety test.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 30, 2023 Who throws a shoe? Honestly? Posted by: Austin "Danger" Powers at January 30, 2023 02:57 PM (Vl0Ta) 297
288 This bespectacled blonde agrees that one should smile in pictures:
https://is.gd/XCg08D Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2023 02:56 PM (t0OGg) ======= I happy to see that the labor dispute was brought to an amendable close. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 02:57 PM (LvTSG) 298
I think someone mentioned upthread that this was in the *80s*, which makes more sense since JKC (or was it Jr???) sold to Snyder long ago and has been *dead* for many years.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2023 02:53 PM (llON ![]() ++++ Oooooohhhhhhh Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2023 02:57 PM (t0OGg) 299
Generally speaking, the MSM is not in the News dissemination business, they are disinformation/propaganda organs of The Deep State/Uniparty/Controlling Syndicate.
Emitting stray voltage and narratives, 24/7/365. Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 30, 2023 02:57 PM (vgYvF) 300
I will now report for reeducation because, as we know, I am now Literally Hitler because I said a dame should smile.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2023 02:48 PM --------- Use of the word "dame mandates double-secret torture. Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 30, 2023 02:58 PM (NPPbl) 301
LOL. Gaia just made the decision for me. Bottom fell out. Ice pellets everywhere. And it's supposed to come down until 7:00 central time.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2023 02:56 PM (ZVVGW) Yeah. Told ya. Stay home till Wednesday afternoon. Thursday morning. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 02:58 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2023 02:58 PM (GwxCX) 303
300ish
Posted by: m at January 30, 2023 02:58 PM (lhS81) 304
Oh, and Seagal beats the racism out of a oil worker.
And makes long speeches about environmentalism. Its the beginning of the end for his movies. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 02:58 PM (0hOvj) 305
298 I think someone mentioned upthread that this was in the *80s*, which makes more sense since JKC (or was it Jr???) sold to Snyder long ago and has been *dead* for many years.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2023 02:53 PM (llON ++++ Oooooohhhhhhh Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2023 02:57 PM (t0OGg) ======== It just means that they deadnamed the team. They have always been the Commanders. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG) 306
I want to hear a Critical Drinker review of new Segal movie.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 02:58 PM (Zz0t1) 307
Best part of Seagal movies are the movie title memes.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2023 02:58 PM (Iu1CX) 308
Ooooo is right.
Thank you, SMH! Posted by: creeper ___ creeper! Very much welcome. It popped up in my feed, and I had to share it with my gals. Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2023 02:59 PM (/mUnG) 309
>>> 270 If any are interested:
IOSAT Potassium Iodide Tablets USP, 130 mg, 14 Count by IOSAT (Amazon) https://tinyurl.com/suksrvdk Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2023 02:54 PM (/mUnG) Non-Amazon source if desired: https://is.gd/vqAhvX Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2023 02:59 PM (llON8) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 02:59 PM (Zz0t1) 311
And yes, I did watch that godawful piece of crap when it came out.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2023 02:57 PM Complete with the sermon at the end about how the oil companies are suppressing the 90 mpg carburetor? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2023 02:59 PM (Vl0Ta) 312
I will now report for reeducation because, as we know, I am now Literally Hitler because I said a dame should smile.
I saw this angry post by women asking how men would like it if people complimented them all day. Ummm... Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 02:59 PM (0hOvj) 313
See, Iodine tablets always seemed odd to me. You keep your thyroid from crapping out- but it is not like it protects the rest of your body from the effects of radiation, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Supposedly, your thyroid absorbs it more and does worse things than just the fat around your middle or your thigh meat. Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2023 03:00 PM (ZVVGW) 314
Use of the word "dame mandates double-secret torture.
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 30, 2023 02:58 PM (NPPbl) Nice stems on that dame. *smokes camel non filter and adjusts the lapel of the trench coat* Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2023 03:00 PM (zZu0s) 315
I want to hear a Critical Drinker review of new Segal movie.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 02:58 PM (Zz0t1) ----- I was going to say he has better taste than that, but he did review the first episode or two of "Velma." He's a real trooper, watching terrible television so the rest of us don't have to. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2023 03:00 PM (YIVH2) 316
312 I will now report for reeducation because, as we know, I am now Literally Hitler because I said a dame should smile.
I saw this angry post by women asking how men would like it if people complimented them all day. Ummm... Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 02:59 PM (0hOvj) ======= "How would YOU like it if people were nice to you?! You have no idea how hard it is for me!" Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 03:00 PM (LvTSG) 317
I saw a martial artist review Seagal's skills in martial arts. He was not complementary.
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 30, 2023 03:00 PM (eGTCV) 318
The Blood and Fury series about the Civil War is very good.A lot went into the production as to historical accuracy regarding battles, uniforms, and equipment. On AHC, American Heroes Channel ( AKA the Adolph Hitler Channel as somebody here brought up. One Ball does get a lot of air time).
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 30, 2023 03:00 PM (lz5hY) 319
Tater needs to be rolled naked in butter and cinnamon sugar and left in a locked room with Ana Navarro and Jonah Goldberg.
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 30, 2023 02:43 PM Dude. You're disrespecting The Sex Machine there. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2023 03:00 PM (a3Q+t) Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2023 03:00 PM (YJQJ8) 321
Thanks for that, Helena.
Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2023 03:00 PM (/mUnG) 322
Feminist: "cowboys are the ultimate in toxic masculinity and are cruel to animals!!"
Also feminist, seeing cowboy: *droool, wring out undies* Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 03:00 PM (0hOvj) 323
I saw this angry post by women asking how men would like it if people complimented them all day. Ummm...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 *** Just wait a few years, ladies. You'll be free of all compliments by then. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2023 03:01 PM (J2vNu) 324
LOL. Gaia just made the decision for me. Bottom fell out. Ice pellets everywhere. And it's supposed to come down until 7:00 central time.
Posted by: rickb223 Yes, I mentioned at the end of the previous thread, bridges are already toast to the west of you, and roads are getting bad quickly. Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2023 03:01 PM (lTGtQ) 325
Uhhh, what? The Washington Redskins no longer exist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2023 02:50 PM (t0OGg) *** The Washington Football Comancheros are actually trying to sell their season ticket packages on my TeeVee. Only the retarded go to their games anymore. When I first moved here the season ticket waitlist was 30 years long. Fuck them AND the nfl Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 30, 2023 03:01 PM (flINI) 326
Funniest parts of Seagal movies was him running. He ran like Elaine Benes danced.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2023 03:02 PM (Iu1CX) 327
Tater needs to be rolled naked in butter and cinnamon sugar and
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 30, 2023 *** He needs to be rolled into a fire ant hill. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2023 03:02 PM (J2vNu) 328
Sir Michael Caine deserves respect for not being too proud to do a film just for the paycheck.
Posted by: Hands at January 30, 2023 03:02 PM (786Ro) 329
"I saw a martial artist review Seagal's skills in martial arts. He was not complementary."
For chop-socky and CQB, I liked "The Raid: Redemption" (2011). Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 03:02 PM (24fqN) 330
One of the things I liked about Kate Upton when she was a thing is that there were photos of her smiling.
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 30, 2023 03:02 PM (eGTCV) 331
Men can probably remember every single compliment they've ever had from a woman.
Posted by: ... at January 30, 2023 03:02 PM (ir6L4) 332
Daaamn!
That's pretty bad! I'd say now that advertisers will see that the liberal networks aren't very popular among main street Americans. They will probably pull their advertising, fire their woke youthful marketing teams and begin to return to wholesome, more traditional American family values. As a result CNN will be forced to pivot away from its left-biased coverage of events and begin to be more truthful and fair in its broadcasts. As a result many former woke and left-oriented media executives and on-air talent will be fired, struggle financially, and be forced out of the media sector entirely. Finally, we will see some justice! Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2023 03:02 PM (Y30y6) 333
Funniest parts of Seagal movies was him running. He ran like Elaine Benes danced.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2023 03:02 PM (Iu1CX) I don't know what that means, but having seen him run, I'm betting he fights like she dances as well. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 03:02 PM (Zz0t1) 334
What are 'the classic earmarks'.
Oh, that's defined as 'I want you to believe this even though it's obvious BS'. Posted by: I used to have a different nic ____ It sounds pathetic, but not everyone knows CNN lies. When I said you couldn't believe any story on CNN, my friend/neighbor told me, "Well, you have to believe somebody!" So CNN it is. Posted by: Prime Sister at January 30, 2023 03:03 PM (tQL7r) 335
Since we are talking the wild west, from yesteryear:
https://tinyurl.com/4dccwx7c She pulls off the short hair look. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2023 03:03 PM (zZu0s) 336
I saw a martial artist review Seagal's skills in martial arts. He was not complementary
I think Steven Seagal, even at his age and fitness level, could tie almost any one of us into pretzels, but against someone trained to fight, yeah he would get destroyed. That's why I love watching him beat the crap out of a bunch of random normal people in Out For Justice. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 03:03 PM (0hOvj) 337
>>> 325
*** The Washington Football Comancheros are actually trying to sell their season ticket packages on my TeeVee. Only the retarded go to their games anymore. When I first moved here the season ticket waitlist was 30 years long. Fuck them AND the nfl Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 30, 2023 03:01 PM (flINI) They haven't even been *in* DC for what, 15 years now? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2023 03:03 PM (llON8) 338
317 Chuck Norris, Seagal, in their prime would be a pay per view fight worth good bucks, especially showing Norris taking Seagal's head to the taxidermist for mounting.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 30, 2023 03:03 PM (lz5hY) 339
> See, Iodine tablets always seemed odd to me. You keep your thyroid from crapping out- but it is not like it protects the rest of your body from the effects of radiation, right?
I believe the reason is the thyroid will absorb radiation more quickly than other parts of your body. In the case where there is a large event that spreads radioactive material, hopefully you're in an area in which that material disperses relatively quickly and your goal is to survive that spike. Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2023 03:03 PM (eyxn4) 340
Wut...
Not one mention of Ericka Eleniak??? Who the fuq are you people??? Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 30, 2023 02:55 PM (CCSxw) First thing I thought of, and I have been busy trying to locate this, and its sooo not work friendly and will have you fired, blowtorched, and your corpse desecrated, but here- https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Erika_Eleniak Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2023 03:03 PM (VwHCD) 341
One of the things I liked about Kate Upton when she was a thing is that there were photos of her smiling.
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 30, 2023 03:02 PM (eGTCV) And putting things in her mouth. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 03:03 PM (Zz0t1) 342
Finally, we will see some justice!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger ___ lol Were you able to type that with a straight face? Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2023 03:03 PM (/mUnG) 343
"Funniest parts of Seagal movies was him running. He ran like Elaine Benes danced."
Jack Webb walking, and Dan Ackroyd mimicking it. Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 03:03 PM (24fqN) 344
Just wait a few years, ladies. You'll be free of all compliments by then.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2023 03:01 PM (J2vNu) ++++ As made clear by Jessica Valenti. June, 2014: The end of hisses, whistles and stares: we need to walk the streets without fear July, 2015: To my great shame, the thought of not being worth men’s notice bothers me, even though I’m a seasoned feminist and I know better Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2023 03:03 PM (t0OGg) 345
CTT, the Chicomm Tik Tok network.
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 30, 2023 02:36 PM (ES7IQ) Caroline Ellison could could down a VJ slot there. Gold I tell you, GOLD! Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2023 03:03 PM (xhaym) 346
Yes, I mentioned at the end of the previous thread, bridges are already toast to the west of you, and roads are getting bad quickly.
Posted by: Thomas Paine I saw that. Thank you. I got busy with work stuff. Just got an email. They are closing the office early. Which is funny since 99% WFH on Monday & Friday anyway. Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2023 03:04 PM (ZVVGW) 347
Not a femisist. Or however you spell that garbage.
Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2023 03:04 PM (YJQJ8) 348
I can't find my dik.
Posted by: Potatochimp Hominid ........ I know where it is... right where you left it. Posted by: wth at January 30, 2023 03:04 PM (v0R5T) 349
Finally, we will see some justice!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2023 03:02 PM (Y30y6) --- Send in Steven Seagal, as he's a dude that's "out for justice!" Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2023 03:04 PM (YIVH2) Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2023 03:04 PM (KLPy8) 351
First thing I thought of, and I have been busy trying to locate this, and its sooo not work friendly and will have you fired, blowtorched, and your corpse desecrated, but here- https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Erika_Eleniak Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2023 03:03 PM (VwHCD) I will have to search and see if I still have her playboy issue. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 03:04 PM (Zz0t1) 352
322 Feminist: "cowboys are the ultimate in toxic masculinity and are cruel to animals!!"
Also feminist, seeing cowboy: *droool, wring out undies* Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 03:00 PM (0hOvj) _________________________ Go to the romance novel section in any pharmacy or bookstore, and half of them involve cowboys and/or very cowboy-ish settings. I assume it's some kind of fetish for urban woman to fantasize about Dirk the rodeo stud. Posted by: Elric Blade at January 30, 2023 03:04 PM (iFTx/) Posted by: John Fetterman at January 30, 2023 03:05 PM (vwCZJ) 354
Men can probably remember every single compliment they've ever had from a woman.
Pretty much yeah. And that's fine with me, it makes the compliments special. A girl just has to post one picture and she gets 8000 YOU GO GIRL, MY QUEEN! I WOULD CRAWL THROUGH BROKEN GLASS TO KISS YOUR FEET! compliments. None of them mean anything. If you get too much of something it loses all significance Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 03:05 PM (0hOvj) 355
I saw this angry post by women asking how men would like it if people complimented them all day. Ummm...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor ------ Humble brag plus a rhetorical slam at men--twofer in raising social status. Subtext is that the wrong men are complimenting them instead of the desired targets. Classic example of the difference between what is said and what is the subtext. Posted by: whig at January 30, 2023 03:05 PM (YL0ac) 356
>>> 342 Finally, we will see some justice!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger ___ lol Were you able to type that with a straight face? Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2023 03:03 PM (/mUnG) It's not like we can *see* him laughing his ass off ![]() ...shut up NSA Bob, that's cheating. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2023 03:05 PM (llON8) 357
Complete with the sermon at the end about how the oil companies are suppressing the 90 mpg carburetor?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2023 02:59 PM (Vl0Ta) Ah yes, the enviro-tard sermon at the very end after Seagal's rampage. Supposedly the sermon was going to last about 5 to 7 minutes, but the studio made him cut it to about a minute and a half. There were some other notible names in On Deadly Ground, like Billy Bob Thorton and R. Lee Eremy. In most of Seagal's movies, there's a character that has to give a speech about how badass Seagal's character is and in On Deadly Ground, it was Eremy's character that delivers it. It's pretty good, tbh: https://tinyurl.com/5x6s27hj Posted by: Thrawn at January 30, 2023 03:05 PM (Rl7KJ) 358
They haven't even been *in* DC for what, 15 years now?
---------------- Yeah, I know, but they let the Black Lesbian Mayor trash talk them. Totes Cuck. Posted by: Puddinhead at January 30, 2023 03:05 PM (HTCOy) Posted by: SMH at having to wait for Antifa to show up at January 30, 2023 03:05 PM (/mUnG) 360
BLEG:
Anybody have a roof replaced in the DFW area recently? What was your cost? Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2023 03:04 PM (KLPy8 Don't remember what the total was, but I do know a guy in the industry that does good work. He's starting my neighbor's house as soon as the weather gets better. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 03:05 PM (Zz0t1) 361
What are The HQs daily page views? Better than CNN?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 30, 2023 03:06 PM (aYRzU) 362
Antifa SpecOp:
https://tinyurl.com/58893j5w Posted by: SMH at having to wait for Antifa to show up at January 30, 2023 03:05 PM (/mUnG) Wearing that logo should mean immediate ventilation. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 03:06 PM (Zz0t1) 363
I assume it's some kind of fetish for urban woman to fantasize about Dirk the rodeo stud.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 30, 2023 *** And pre-teen and teen girls are often *very* fond of horses. . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2023 03:06 PM (J2vNu) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2023 03:06 PM (zZu0s) 365
352 Go to the romance novel section in any pharmacy or bookstore, and half of them involve cowboys and/or very cowboy-ish settings. I assume it's some kind of fetish for urban woman to fantasize about Dirk the rodeo stud.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 30, 2023 03:04 PM (iFTx/) ========= I learned something interesting about the Fifty Shades books this weekend. I had assumed that the girl character (Anastasia Steele) was the insert character for the author (E.L. James), a woman. It made sense. It's actually the male character (Christian Grey). They're abusive and manipulative in the same way, apparently. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 03:06 PM (LvTSG) 366
Send in Steven Seagal, as he's a dude that's "out for justice!"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2023 03:04 PM (YIVH2) "Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?!?!" in the worst "Brooklyn" accent I've ever heard. Posted by: Thrawn at January 30, 2023 03:06 PM (Rl7KJ) 367
It's not like we can *see* him laughing his ass off
...shut up NSA Bob, that's cheating. Posted by: Helena Handbasket ___ lol Posted by: SMH at having to wait for Antifa to show up at January 30, 2023 03:06 PM (/mUnG) 368
Chuck Norris, Seagal, in their prime would be a pay per view fight worth good bucks
For the love of God, Norris would kill him, it wouldn't be fair at all. Seagal would get a couple nice moves in the, Chuck would stop screwing around and kick his head completely off his shoulders. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 03:06 PM (0hOvj) 369
I can't find my car keys.
Posted by: FBI "Special" Agent at January 30, 2023 03:07 PM (v0R5T) 370
Wearing that logo should mean immediate ventilation.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 03:06 PM (Zz0t1) ___ It will in my neck of the woods. Posted by: SMH at having to wait for Antifa to show up at January 30, 2023 03:07 PM (/mUnG) 371
I hope they go down the toilet
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2023 03:07 PM (0ehId) 372
I got a crew out on the property with some heavy equipment grading the area where I an building a barn. These guys have done more in 3 hours than I could have done in 6 months.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 30, 2023 03:07 PM (aYRzU) 373
"Vegal activists" try to stop an 18 wheeler by blocking a processing plant's entrance. The driver doesn't act how they hoped he would.
https://bit.ly/3JIThbt Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2023 03:07 PM (eyxn4) 374
As a result CNN will be forced to pivot away from its left-biased coverage of events and begin to be more truthful and fair in its broadcasts. As a result many former woke and left-oriented media executives and on-air talent will be fired, struggle financially, and be forced out of the media sector entirely.
Finally, we will see some justice! Posted by: Bitter Clinger ----------- Nice dream. Posted by: whig at January 30, 2023 03:07 PM (YL0ac) 375
" how men would like it if people complimented them all day."
All the gyno-compliments I ever got were Doppler-shifted, because they were running away. Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 03:07 PM (24fqN) 376
Men can probably remember every single compliment they've ever had from a woman.
Posted by: ... ____ Wasn't this covered last week? I compliment guys (people in general) all the time. Some of them believe me and beam. Others act like I'm going overboard (which I'm not), shrug, and don't believe that it could be the truth. Posted by: Prime Sister at January 30, 2023 03:07 PM (tQL7r) 377
>That bit is controversial among her former coworkers (she died a few years back) because she'd never NEVER sell her body for a story. But her celebrating at the bombing because she has a good story?
That's fine. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 02:52 PM (LvTSG) I kind of hope it wasn't true, just so that the media class would get a taste of the smearing that they dish out to the outgroup. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 30, 2023 03:08 PM (AkTb4) 378
Men can probably remember every single compliment they've ever had from a woman.
++++ I read some "study" several years ago that said that as a rule when women smile at men, men think it really means something. But with women, when men smile at them, they think nothing of it. Posted by: washrivergal at January 30, 2023 03:08 PM (Klscz) 379
Oddly, there is zero mention of this story at NYT or WaPo.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2023 03:08 PM (sPIzu) 380
I keep hearing this word senator. Senator this, senator that. What's a senator?
Posted by: John Fetterman You're married to one. Posted by: Hands at January 30, 2023 03:08 PM (786Ro) 381
Democrats want 8.7% pay hike for federal workers who were ‘subjected to’ Trump
The suggested pay increase for the 2 million federal workers would take effect in 2024, and would come after they received the 4.6% raise this year from President Biden. https://tinyurl.com/3ts5649m Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2023 03:08 PM (NpAcC) 382
Since we are talking the wild west, from yesteryear:
https://tinyurl.com/4dccwx7c She pulls off the short hair look. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2023 03:03 PM (zZu0s) Because of the torpedo tits. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 03:08 PM (Zz0t1) 383
I was in a bar years ago when some random woman told me I had very sexy eyes.
Being socially inept I had no idea what to do with those eyes. Posted by: N.Lurker at January 30, 2023 03:08 PM (eGTCV) 384
"Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?!?!" in the worst "Brooklyn" accent I've ever heard.
Yeah but it was really well made, the story was well crafted, it had a nice noir feel, and I loved how the neighborhood was portrayed. Well written movie, and Seagal doesn't stink the place up. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 03:08 PM (0hOvj) 385
From a martial arts standpoint, Segal's problem is that actual Aikido techniques break arms, so he has to show the techniques incorrectly, to keep kids seeing his movies from breaking their friend's arms, and the studio getting sued.
One of our black belts used the actual arm break technique on somebody trying to stab him with a switch-blade knife, and it worked, ending the fight. Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 30, 2023 03:09 PM (CecP5) 386
Go to the romance novel section in any pharmacy or bookstore, and half of them involve cowboys and/or very cowboy-ish settings. I assume it's some kind of fetish for urban woman to fantasize about Dirk the rodeo stud.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 30, 2023 *** Drugstores still sell actual books? Magazines and tabloid newspapers, yes, but actual paperbacks? Who knew??? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2023 03:09 PM (J2vNu) Posted by: ... at January 30, 2023 03:09 PM (ir6L4) 388
That guy on YT who point out how bad Steven Segal movies are is hilarious. I had no idea segal put out so many shit shows.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 30, 2023 03:09 PM (aYRzU) 389
On the road again. Just can't wait to get on the road again. The life I love is bangin' all my friends. And I can't wait to get on the road again. Wait, wut?
Posted by: Zombie Charles Kuralt at January 30, 2023 03:09 PM (Xrfse) 390
There is no electorate--only ballots and numbers. AZ elections in 2022 rather proved the case.
Viewing elections in the US is akin to the suspense that Soviets had when selecting their Supreme Soviet representatives. Posted by: whig at January 30, 2023 02:41 PM (YL0ac) This! Voting no longer matters. The deep state will choose the government. It's going to take some time before the majority of people figure this out and, by the time they do, it'll probably be too late. Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2023 03:10 PM (BdMk6) 391
I saw this angry post by women asking how men would like it if people complimented them all day. Ummm...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor ___ Nuclear war or Yellowstone, God. I'm not picky. Posted by: SMH at how stupid the world is at January 30, 2023 03:10 PM (/mUnG) 392
These guys have done more in 3 hours than I could have done in 6 months.
--------- That's what David French said to the crew banging his wife! Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 30, 2023 03:10 PM (Vwz3I) 393
Everybody wanted to do that mutt Lupo.
Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 03:10 PM (24fqN) 394
Others act like I'm going overboard (which I'm not), shrug, and don't believe that it could be the truth.
Yeah that's my response. Some woman is nice to me or flirts with me and I check my wallet. She doesn't mean it, she must be setting me up for something. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 03:10 PM (0hOvj) 395
2/3 of way home and I could take a nap
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2023 03:10 PM (0ehId) 396
Dirk the Rodeo Stud will replace the Paolo.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2023 03:10 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 30, 2023 03:11 PM (+Wcyp) 398
Go to the romance novel section in any pharmacy or bookstore, and half of them involve cowboys and/or very cowboy-ish settings. I assume it's some kind of fetish for urban woman to fantasize about Dirk the rodeo stud. Posted by: Elric Blade at January 30, 2023 03:04 PM (iFTx/) LOL, Lady YD and her cousin are both from a black neighborhood in KC MO, so not exactly rural. They both openly gawk at the strapping hillbilly who owns the liquor store here. It's pretty funny. No shame. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2023 03:11 PM (oINRc) 399
"Vegal activists" try to stop an 18 wheeler by blocking a processing plant's entrance. The driver doesn't act how they hoped he would.
https://bit.ly/3JIThbt Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2023 03:07 PM (eyxn4) HA! Love how the cünt screams about how they are getting run over by a SEMI TRUCK THEY JUMPED IN FRONT OF. That's avoidable, you know.....and NOT tragic when the inevitable happens. FAFO, stupid. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 03:11 PM (Zz0t1) 400
"Vegal activists" try to stop an 18 wheeler by blocking a processing plant's entrance. The driver doesn't act how they hoped he would.
https://bit.ly/3JIThbt Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2023 03:07 PM (eyxn4) ++++ That trucker learned from Reginald Denny. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2023 03:11 PM (t0OGg) 401
Complete with the sermon at the end about how the oil companies are suppressing the 90 mpg carburetor?
- I don't know nuthin bout that, but I do know that I bought a car entirely online in 2001 using carsdirect. Told them what I wanted, they found it, I agreed to it, it was shipped to the local participating dealer, I gave the dealer the check, and I drove away in the new car. Five minutes at the dealership, tops. I can't do that with a new car now. There is no one stop shopping solution to buy a new car online and pick it up locally. That service doesn't exist. Twenty years have passed and the internet services have somehow gotten worse. I have to assume a larger fish bought them out and put an end to it because it was so disruptive and offered such good deals for the exact car you wanted. Posted by: You have to admit it's an awesome way to kick off Black People Month at January 30, 2023 03:11 PM (vuQMF) 402
Don't remember what the total was, but I do know a guy in the industry that does good work. He's starting my neighbor's house as soon as the weather gets better.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 03:05 PM (Zz0t1) I may wind up asking you for his name. Right now, I'm trying to figure out if USAA's recommended company is on-target or not. Costs seem awfully high. Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2023 03:11 PM (KLPy8) 403
When a woman smiles at me, I'll let you know what it's like.
Posted by: ... at January 30, 2023 03:12 PM (ir6L4) 404
it is radioactive Iodine, which is concentrated in the thyroid and can cause cancer or damage cells.
The idea is to saturate with regular Iodine so the body spills out any excess. Most people are a bit Iodine deficient, unless you live near the coast or eat lots of seafood and sea salt, so Iodine uptake can be a problem in fallout. I am told that Iodine is one of those things you can pick up your daily dose by being at the coast and breathing salt air, but I can't verify that. Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2023 03:12 PM (xhaym) 405
"I saw this angry post by women asking how men would like it if people complimented them all day. "
Somebody made a movie last year titled "Women Talking." I'll just leave that there. Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 03:12 PM (24fqN) 406
Anybody have a roof replaced in the DFW area recently?
What was your cost? I can't answer your question, but we recently put on a new roof. We saved a TON of money by finding a roofer who had a lot of roofing material left over from another job. Labor was still the same, of course, but we got the material at about 1/3 of the cost. Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2023 03:12 PM (eyxn4) 407
I once had a young woman smile at me in a bar. So I went over and introduced myself, thinking I might have a chance. Then her husband introduced himself. Little minx.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 30, 2023 03:12 PM (pBUtp) Posted by: Muldoon at January 30, 2023 03:12 PM (ykeLU) 409
Norris would mutilate Seagal. Devastation. 7-10secs., max. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2023 03:13 PM (oINRc) 410
From a martial arts standpoint, Segal's problem is that actual Aikido techniques break arms, so he has to show the techniques incorrectly, to keep kids seeing his movies from breaking their friend's arms, and the studio getting sued.
He does do some pretty brutal moves on people, dislocating and breaking. And because Aikido is 99% defensive, he throws in some Karate as well for strikes, and some Aikido with sticks or knives. I mean, the guy is genuinely trained, he really is that good at it. Its just the movies... I mean people don't try to fight back, they are helpless when he grabs a hand, they don't block, they just go with whatever move he's trying. I know that's part of all martial arts movies, but its particularly noticeable in his films. Its still fun to watch but when you've seen stuff like The Protector or The Raid, it just looks weak. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 03:13 PM (0hOvj) 411
Paolo think not. It take a crew of three americani three hour to do Paolo's one-hour treatment.
Posted by: paolo at January 30, 2023 03:13 PM (Vwz3I) 412
LOL, Lady YD and her cousin are both from a black neighborhood in KC MO, so not exactly rural. They both openly gawk at the strapping hillbilly who owns the liquor store here. It's pretty funny. No shame.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2023 03:11 PM (oINRc) Weasel has a double life? Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 30, 2023 03:13 PM (PiwSw) 413
Remember when drug stores and variety stores had a book and magazine section with a "back room" and you would be down there and see the Mayor come out of the back room. And he asks you to tell Mom he'll be late for supper.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 30, 2023 03:13 PM (lz5hY) 414
Since we are talking the wild west, from yesteryear:
Don't know why but that reminds me a favorite movie line, Gregory Peck to Anne Baxter in YELLOW SKY "From now on stay away from my men, and stop swingin' your hips all over the place!" Posted by: Hands at January 30, 2023 03:13 PM (786Ro) 415
I may wind up asking you for his name. Right now, I'm trying to figure out if USAA's recommended company is on-target or not. Costs seem awfully high. Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2023 03:11 PM (KLPy8 Just let me know. I'll help where I can. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 03:13 PM (Zz0t1) 416
It's going to take some time before the majority of people figure this out and, by the time they do, it'll probably be too late.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2023 03:10 PM (BdMk6) It's already too late Posted by: ... at January 30, 2023 03:13 PM (ir6L4) 417
Somebody made a movie last year titled "Women Talking." I'll just leave that there.
Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 03:12 PM (24fqN) ___ Sounds like a horror movie to me. Posted by: SMH at how stupid the world is at January 30, 2023 03:13 PM (/mUnG) Posted by: Zombie Michael J. at January 30, 2023 03:13 PM (nfrXX) 419
417 Somebody made a movie last year titled "Women Talking." I'll just leave that there.
Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 03:12 PM (24fqN) ========= It's literally just women in a barn talking about their trauma, apparently. It was supposed to sweep awards season, but no one could admit that it was even remotely interesting. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 03:14 PM (LvTSG) 420
Oh, this is getting ugly. So far today we have had freezing rain, sleet and snow.
Now it's hailing. Thank dog for the cord of wood delivered yesterday. Seriously, Horde...take care. We can't afford to lose another Moron. Posted by: creeper at January 30, 2023 03:14 PM (cTCuP) 421
"a favorite movie line, Gregory Peck to Anne Baxter in YELLOW SKY"
Added to my list, thanks! youtube.com/watch?v=flEGjJ9xokE Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 03:15 PM (24fqN) 422
Somebody made a movie last year titled "Women Talking." I'll just leave that there.
Probably will win best picture. I'm not exaggerating Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 03:15 PM (0hOvj) 423
The "vegal" activist calls the trucker a lunatic. That's rich. What a bunch of loser pansies.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 30, 2023 03:15 PM (Xrfse) 424
You know one of the pick up tips by 'experts' is to subtlety insult a pretty girl's looks.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2023 03:15 PM (Iu1CX) 425
It's going to take some time before the majority of people figure this out and, by the time they do, it'll probably be too late.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2023 03:10 PM (BdMk6) It's already too late Posted by: ... at January 30, 2023 03:13 PM (ir6L4) ___ It's never too late for individuals. But this nation, yeah, we're watching it's demise in real time. When killing and raping babies is okay, but opposing it is a crime, it's game over. Posted by: SMH at how stupid the world is at January 30, 2023 03:15 PM (/mUnG) 426
Vegal activists" try to stop an 18 wheeler by blocking a processing plant's entrance. The driver doesn't act how they hoped he would. Posted by Bonhomme ----- Oh, my. Much more subdued afterwards, isn't he? Posted by: Prime Sister at January 30, 2023 03:16 PM (tQL7r) 427
Sounds like a horror movie to me.
Posted by: SMH at how stupid the world is at January 30, 2023 03:13 PM (/mUnG) Documentary Posted by: ... at January 30, 2023 03:16 PM (ir6L4) 428
"It's literally just women in a barn talking about their trauma, apparently."
Hmmm, better than I expected. I'll watch it. Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 03:16 PM (24fqN) 429
“Pick a little, talk a little, cheep, cheep, cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more.”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 30, 2023 03:16 PM (pBUtp) 430
422 Somebody made a movie last year titled "Women Talking." I'll just leave that there.
Probably will win best picture. I'm not exaggerating Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 03:15 PM (0hOvj) ======== It's apparently so painfully boring that no one can elicit any excitement for it. It did get nominated for Best Picture, but probably just because it was at the bottom of the list for the top ten vote getters. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 03:16 PM (LvTSG) 431
It's literally just women in a barn talking about their trauma, apparently.
It was supposed to sweep awards season, but no one could admit that it was even remotely interesting. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 03:14 PM (LvTSG) Oof. Could I just hammer nails into my eyeballs instead? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2023 03:16 PM (guGkK) 432
I should make my own "Women Talking II: Shit Gets Real," where chicks just yammer for hours at each other about shoes, home goods, bills, and the hot dude who owns the liquor store. I could shoot like 12 hours over two days. Enough raw footage for a couple of movies. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2023 03:17 PM (oINRc) 433
I have no sympathy for CNN, even though I usually feel for businesses when they stumble. They have one job to do and decided to do something entirely different and stupider and more childish, and when called on it, decided to do it even harder and more angrily. And when that didn't work they doubled down. And when that was losing money, they went into tantrum mod to do it EVEN MORE.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 03:17 PM (0hOvj) 434
431 Oof. Could I just hammer nails into my eyeballs instead?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2023 03:16 PM (guGkK) ======= I mean...okay. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 03:17 PM (LvTSG) 435
Anybody have a roof replaced in the DFW area recently?
What was your cost? I did one in 2019, about $10K, but I'm sure materials have skyrocketed since then. Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2023 03:17 PM (lTGtQ) 436
CNN could start doing history stuff. But of an opening now that History channel only does ghost hunting stuff.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 30, 2023 03:18 PM (p7QC1) 437
Sure sounds like that radioactive Cesium capsule was stolen in Australia.
Emergency services said, "the gauge was unpacked for inspection. Upon opening the package, it was found that the gauge was broken apart with one of the four mounting bolts missing and the source itself and all screws on the gauge also missing." Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 30, 2023 03:18 PM (aYRzU) 438
I watched "To Leslie," the controversial Oscar nom. It's OK. Juicer flick.
Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 03:18 PM (24fqN) 439
432
I should make my own "Women Talking II: Shit Gets Real," where chicks just yammer for hours at each other about shoes, home goods, bills, and the hot dude who owns the liquor store. I could shoot like 12 hours over two days. Enough raw footage for a couple of movies. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2023 03:17 PM (oINRc) ======= Women's pictures used to be melodramas about women overcoming problems on a more household scale, maybe in a period setting to get some good costume stuff going on. Now, it's just women blabbering on or trying to ape male centric films like action movies (Charlie's Angels). Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 03:18 PM (LvTSG) 440
How about “Women Talking About Prometheus?”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 30, 2023 03:18 PM (pBUtp) 441
This! Voting no longer matters. The deep state will choose the government. It's going to take some time before the majority of people figure this out and, by the time they do, it'll probably be too late.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons ------- I'll still vote because of local offices and partially because I am a person that wants them to expend an amount, however, trivial of their resources rigging the elections. But basically there is a multitiered strategy to get rid of any challenges to the system from rigging primaries through formal and informal means, to rigging general elections if someone not of the borg gets selected. Media, big donors both individual and corporate, party apparatchiks, the bureaucracy, and even candidates and foreign countries are all part of the charade. Posted by: whig at January 30, 2023 03:18 PM (YL0ac) 442
Ron Jeremy > Steven Seagal
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 30, 2023 03:19 PM (yEMHD) 443
CNN could start doing history stuff. But of an opening now that History channel only does ghost hunting stuff.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 30, 2023 03:18 PM (p7QC1) Maybe, but they'd better keep their mitts off Hitler. He's ours. Posted by: The Hitler Channel at January 30, 2023 03:19 PM (guGkK) 444
I was really hoping for a St. Pancake II incident there.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 30, 2023 03:19 PM (Xrfse) 445
I once told a journalist, from USA Today, that the difference between a journalist and an intelligence officer was if the journalist made a mistake, he/she might have to print a retraction. If I made a mistake, soldiers died.
She never spoke to me again. No loss. Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2023 03:19 PM (anj39) 446
It did get nominated for Best Picture, but probably just because it was at the bottom of the list for the top ten vote getters.
Women Talking fits their new Best Picture criteria perfectly: a narrative movie almost nobody watched, so they can feel cool for promoting a movie that you probably never heard about which only plays at art houses next to the latest pedo promoting film like The Trouble With Being Born. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 03:19 PM (0hOvj) 447
Tragedy! What ever the dickens will Wolf Blitzer do now?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 30, 2023 03:19 PM (Jg7EG) 448
438 I watched "To Leslie," the controversial Oscar nom. It's OK. Juicer flick.
Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 03:18 PM (24fqN) ======= The controversy around that is that the grassroots effort (well, grassroots amongst the Academy members) was disingenuous while Disney spending literally millions of dollars in ads to get Angela Bassett nominated for Best Supporting Actress in Black Panther was totally fine. It's an establishment vs. the base thing writ small, and it's kind of hilarious. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 03:19 PM (LvTSG) Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2023 03:20 PM (M+Lyo) 450
439 432
I should make my own "Women Talking II: Shit Gets Real," where chicks just yammer for hours at each other about shoes, home goods, bills, and the hot dude who owns the liquor store. I could shoot like 12 hours over two days. Enough raw footage for a couple of movies. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice --------- Reality shows like Rich Housewives has already been there and done that. Figure a way for audience participation in real time and you have a winner though. Posted by: whig at January 30, 2023 03:20 PM (YL0ac) 451
It's absolutely astounding what an incredibly good driver, top-tier engineering, good repair and situational awareness by a witness can accomplish:
https://youtu.be/1Sf2I1gS8bk Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2023 03:20 PM (t0OGg) 452
448 Yup.
Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 03:20 PM (24fqN) 453
Somebody made a movie last year titled "Women Talking." I'll just leave that there.------
They remade Beaches? Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2023 03:20 PM (Iu1CX) 454
What is a vegal? I get it has something to do with vegan.
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 30, 2023 03:20 PM (eGTCV) 455
I bet the Dems put in a bill to give CNN federal funding.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 30, 2023 03:20 PM (p+1gI) 456
CNN’s Chris Licht says left-leaning network not interested in ‘partisan hackery’
https://tinyurl.com/3v24nty7 Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2023 03:20 PM (NpAcC) 457
Now, it's just women blabbering on or trying to ape male centric films like action movies (Charlie's Angels).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 03:18 PM (LvTSG) In that movie Patrick Stewart sounded just like Todd Rivers on Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 30, 2023 03:21 PM (PiwSw) 458
Someone should do an MSTK of the women talking movie where the guys just shout "calm down" every three minutes.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 30, 2023 03:21 PM (p7QC1) 459
I bet the Dems put in a bill to give CNN federal funding.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 30, 2023 03:20 PM (p+1gI) I bet CNN already has it Posted by: ... at January 30, 2023 03:21 PM (ir6L4) 460
Nice cock
Thank You, I like to show it at the fair Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2023 03:20 PM (M+Lyo) She just loves my big ten inch Record of her favorite blues Posted by: Steven Tyler at January 30, 2023 03:21 PM (guGkK) 461
Tragedy! What ever the dickens will Wolf Blitzer do now?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 30, 2023 03:19 PM (Jg7EG) Oh... I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D I was tense, I was nervous I guess it just wasn't my night Art Fleming gave the answers Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight I lost on Jeopardy Baby (Oooh) I lost on Jeopardy Baby Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2023 03:21 PM (M+Lyo) 462
How about “Women Talking About Prometheus?”
------------- Tranny Brian Dennehy played the volcano. Only good thing in the film. Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 30, 2023 03:21 PM (Vwz3I) 463
nood
Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at January 30, 2023 03:21 PM (24fqN) 464
454 What is a vegal? I get it has something to do with vegan.
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 30, 2023 03:20 PM (eGTCV) 20% less testosterone. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 30, 2023 03:21 PM (PiwSw) 465
It's absolutely astounding what an incredibly good driver, top-tier engineering, good repair and situational awareness by a witness can accomplish:
https://youtu.be/1Sf2I1gS8bk Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2023 03:20 PM (t0OGg) That's what's known as living to die another day. That person will die a stupid death as a Darwin Award Winner, guaranteed. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 03:21 PM (Zz0t1) 466
What on earth was she thinking with that horrible outfit right when she got squashed? Posted by: Women Talking About Prometheus at January 30, 2023 03:22 PM (v0R5T) 467
446 It did get nominated for Best Picture, but probably just because it was at the bottom of the list for the top ten vote getters.
Women Talking fits their new Best Picture criteria perfectly: a narrative movie almost nobody watched, so they can feel cool for promoting a movie that you probably never heard about which only plays at art houses next to the latest pedo promoting film like The Trouble With Being Born. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 03:19 PM (0hOvj) ======== It could happen, but I'd be surprised. CODA won last year because Apple spent millions of dollars trying to get that win to legitimize the organization as a creative force within the industry. Women Talking doesn't have that kind of push behind it. If I had to bet, I'd put it on Everything Everywhere All at Once winning. There's a serious fan base for that movie, especially among the younger Academy members. It would entertain me, though, if Top Gun won. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 30, 2023 03:22 PM (LvTSG) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 30, 2023 03:22 PM (/mUnG) 469
I can't do that with a new car now. There is no one stop shopping solution to buy a new car online and pick it up locally. That service doesn't exist. Twenty years have passed and the internet services have somehow gotten worse.
I have to assume a larger fish bought them out and put an end to it because it was so disruptive and offered such good deals for the exact car you wanted. Posted by: You have to admit it's an awesome way to kick off Black People Month at January 30, 2023 03:11 At one time, during that same period, there was a hole in the wall GM dealership in Woodburn, OR. It was the number one dealership for GMC vehicles all done through the internet. The dealership was basically forced to close because they wouldn't upgrade the dealership property to the new standard. Posted by: Beartooth at January 30, 2023 03:22 PM (Pnk4C) 470
445 I once told a journalist, from USA Today, that the difference between a journalist and an intelligence officer was if the journalist made a mistake, he/she might have to print a retraction. If I made a mistake, soldiers died.
She never spoke to me again. No loss. Posted by: Diogenes --- Both political types and media personalities demonstrate a high level of dark triad traits. You reduced the journalist's social status by your interchange and that is the unpardonable sin. Posted by: whig at January 30, 2023 03:22 PM (YL0ac) 471
Disney spending literally millions of dollars in ads to get Angela Bassett nominated for Best Supporting Actress in Black Panther was totally fine.
They desperately wanted Wakanda Forever to get best picture nomination as well. They pushed for just about every category and I don't even think they got the technical nominations. Apparently Bassett is really good in her small role but uh, how is she queen? Did they have an election? Did she just get it because they felt sorry for having her son die twice (he was dusted by Thanos, then came back then died)? Did she do the whole "Beat up the other contenders and win the crown" thing??? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 03:22 PM (0hOvj) 472
CNN is left-leaning like Al Capone was a little crooked
Posted by: ... at January 30, 2023 03:23 PM (ir6L4) 473
I lost on Jeopardy
Baby Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2023 03:21 PM (M+Lyo) Snort! Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2023 03:23 PM (anj39) 474
There are women in Ghost Ship.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 30, 2023 03:23 PM (HTCOy) 475
That's what's known as living to die another day. That person will die a stupid death as a Darwin Award Winner, guaranteed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 30, 2023 03:21 PM (Zz0t1) That's why school buses have stop signs. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2023 03:23 PM (Iu1CX) 476
So is the Oscar gonna be Steven Stills and Bat Guy or Negroes Punching Each Other?
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 30, 2023 03:24 PM (HTCOy) 477
/sock
Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2023 03:24 PM (nfrXX) 478
Is Women Talking just Queen for a Day without the moderator and audience?
Posted by: TexasDan at January 30, 2023 03:24 PM (p7QC1) 479
@TheBabylonBee · 3h
New Netflix Series On Tyre Nichols Beating To Feature White Officers https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/ 1620104747406733313 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 30, 2023 03:24 PM (Vwz3I) 480
468 This is our nation now:
https://tinyurl.com/mryhjvm6 Posted by: SMH Yep SMH, inversion is a Stan thing. Stan's minions do the work after Stan gives the inspiration to them. Posted by: whig at January 30, 2023 03:25 PM (YL0ac) 481
Antifa SpecOp:
https://tinyurl.com/58893j5w Posted by: SMH at having to wait for Antifa to show up at January 30, 2023 03:05 PM (/mUnG) That's a man, baby! Austin Powers. No, that's a Snorlax Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 30, 2023 03:27 PM (FCbAQ) 482
Oh my. This is quite amusing.
Posted by: Grape Ape at January 30, 2023 03:28 PM (IUb/E) 483
About a quarter of a century ago Rush Limbaugh said that Bill Clinton could commit an ax murder on live TV and that about half (or so) of the American people would absolve him.
This post and the prior one about GB's shadowing citizen's criticism are related to this. About half or more of our voters and voters to be, have no knowledge of the truth and no interest in anything that contradicts the Democrat/ left party line. Many are not leftists per se, they are, sorry to say, essentially brainwashed. Posted by: RM at January 30, 2023 03:28 PM (0eYOS) 484
Antifa SpecOp: https://tinyurl.com/58893j5w Posted by: SMH at having to wait for Antifa to show up *Pulls up Mission Impossible theme... the Limp Bizkit version* Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2023 03:29 PM (n+4am) 485
Brazilian Jui Jutsu is the strongest set of techniques against a single opponent, however it doesn't work very well against multiple opponents. While you're doing a mount to set up a submission technique, the guy's girlfriend can hit you in the back of the head with a beer mug.
Aikido is the strongest set of techniques that work against multiple opponents. They aren't all that against a single opponent, but they don't lose as much of their effectiveness against multiple attackers. Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 30, 2023 03:29 PM (CecP5) 486
To add to BitterClinger's fantasies:
At what point can the CNN bandwidth be taken back by the government and redistributed on the basis of criminal misuse and complete and total lack of value to the public? (pretty sure that is not how the technology works but I think I was initially thinking of the airwave frequencies.) Posted by: Iris at January 30, 2023 03:30 PM (foa6+) 487
373 "Vegal activists" try to stop an 18 wheeler by blocking a processing plant's entrance. The driver doesn't act how they hoped he would.
https://bit.ly/3JIThbt Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2023 03:07 PM (eyxn4) My favorite twitter response: "Bull Haulers don't fuck around!" Posted by: Javems at January 30, 2023 03:30 PM (AmoqO) 488
It's absolutely astounding what an incredibly good driver, top-tier engineering, good repair and situational awareness by a witness can accomplish:
Posted by Joe Mannix //// WOW!!! That was impressive. Posted by: Prime Sister at January 30, 2023 03:32 PM (tQL7r) 489
424 You know one of the pick up tips by 'experts' is to subtlety insult a pretty girl's looks.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth Some advice is good, some bad. This is advice I would ignore. Speaking for me, I want to feel like my partner thinks I am pretty. I know my flaws, boy do I know them. I don’t need them confirmed! 😀 Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 03:32 PM (ZdaMQ) 490
Brazilian Jui Jutsu is the strongest set of techniques against a single opponent, however it doesn't work very well against multiple opponents. While you're doing a mount to set up a submission technique, the guy's girlfriend can hit you in the back of the head with a beer mug. Aikido is the strongest set of techniques that work against multiple opponents. They aren't all that against a single opponent, but they don't lose as much of their effectiveness against multiple attackers. Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president Too much work. *caresses CZ P01 in office desk drawer* Armed combat beats unarmed combat any day of the week. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2023 03:33 PM (n+4am) 491
Who throws a shoe? Honestly?
Posted by: Austin "Danger" Powers Took me a bit to reacquire it. Funneh. she's lethal with a quick draw too. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc4D2LkCVpk Posted by: BifBewalski at January 30, 2023 03:33 PM (3CCua) 492
444,000 CNN prime time viewers -- and, sadly, I know about 30 of them.
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I know my flaws, boy do I know them. I don’t need them confirmed! 😀
Posted by: Piper //// Hear, hear! Don't nobody need a recitation of their faults and flaws. Posted by: Prime Sister at January 30, 2023 03:38 PM (tQL7r) 494
"Vegal activists" try to stop an 18 wheeler by blocking a processing plant's entrance. The driver doesn't act how they hoped he would.
https://bit.ly/3JIThbt Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2023 03:07 PM (eyxn4) The driver must have been Robert. >8^> Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 30, 2023 03:38 PM (ZSK0i) 495
New Netflix Series On Tyre Nichols Beating To Feature White Officers
Ripped from the headlines! Tonight on Law & Order! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 03:41 PM (0hOvj) 496
Armed combat beats unarmed combat any day of the week.
Bruce Lee on what to do if someone draws a gun: "run away" Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2023 03:42 PM (0hOvj) Posted by: Lola at January 30, 2023 03:46 PM (Wxlzw) 498
Too much work. *caresses CZ P01 in office desk drawer*
Armed combat beats unarmed combat any day of the week. Despite having 7th degree black belts in both Judo and Aikido, there are reasons I concealed carry everywhere I go. Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 30, 2023 04:05 PM (CecP5) 499
497 Mark Houck not guilty on all charges!
Posted by: Lola at January 30, 2023 03:46 PM (Wxlzw) Great news. They need to destroy the DOJ/FBI piggies involved in this personally for this garbage tier police state evil. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 30, 2023 04:06 PM (KSNKu) 500
Wait. CNN is still on the air?
Posted by: Steve at January 30, 2023 04:23 PM (j/v/h) 501
They just found out there is such a thing as Gravity
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