Mid-Morning Art Thread
Emile Claus
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(Jump to bottom of page)Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 09:30 AM (ChAEn)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 09:30 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JT at February 01, 2023 09:30 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 01, 2023 09:31 AM (3Or4S)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 09:31 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 01, 2023 09:31 AM (vSzkg)
Posted by: JT at February 01, 2023 09:31 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 09:31 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: dantesed at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (WNfWI)
Posted by: Tuna at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (t0OGg)
Good morning!
What's your breakfast bourbon this fine day?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (XIJ/X)
What the smothered in gravy f*ck are they DOING?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 2nd Watch at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (3Or4S)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (CsVWE)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 09:33 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 01, 2023 09:33 AM (24fqN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2023 09:33 AM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 09:33 AM (Q4jDv)
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2023 09:33 AM (xKBMw)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2023 09:33 AM (VWp7G)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 01, 2023 09:33 AM (KFhLj)
O S A R!
C M wings?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (U2p+3)
NURSE! Just ordered the wife a S&W Shield 380 EZ. We'll see if she can shoot this painting, if it isn't lost in a canoe accident before it arrives.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 2nd Watch at February 01, 2023 09:33 AM (3Or4S)
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 09:34 AM (ChAEn)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2023 09:34 AM (ZVVGW)
I like it. Reminds me of being a kid in the Rockies, playing on our little pond.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 09:34 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 09:34 AM (4I/2K)
Good morning!
What's your breakfast bourbon this fine day?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (XIJ/X)
CBD should get on this guy for violating the 100 Comment Rule.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2023 09:33 AM (CsVWE)
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It was for my grandpa. Well, some kind of whiskey. I don't know specifically.
When being offered a drink, his standard response was, "No thank you. I don't drink after breakfast." It would get a laugh, but it was also true. He had a couple of fingers of whiskey with his breakfast, but typically did no other drinking.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 09:34 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 01, 2023 09:34 AM (WNfWI)
Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2023 09:34 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 09:34 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2023 09:33 AM (xKBMw)
Yeah, I might consider ice fishing with the whole 5 bedroom palazzo and a Barcalounger, but sitting on a stool on an ice flow? Yeah, think I will pass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2023 09:35 AM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Ziba at February 01, 2023 09:35 AM (4h9M3)
And she's a heckuva shot. Might just peg
You in the ass.
How's the mullet?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 09:35 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: She Hobbit at February 01, 2023 09:35 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 09:35 AM (Q4jDv)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 01, 2023 09:36 AM (vSzkg)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 09:36 AM (Y5qcH)
How's the mullet?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 09:35 AM (U2p+3)
Getting a trim Saturday. It will be more pronounced after that. Hair on the back is now longer than the neck.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 01, 2023 09:36 AM (3Or4S)
Posted by: Kris at February 01, 2023 09:37 AM (OyyDO)
What's your breakfast bourbon this fine day?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (XIJ/X)
Brought back several selections from a recent trip to Cape Cod. Big fan of a 107 proof offering from Ezra Brooks (Lux Row Distillery). Also Quarter Horse Reserve -- an above average sipper at a decent price.
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 09:37 AM (ChAEn)
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 09:37 AM (Oyn10)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2023 09:33 AM (CsVWE)
Bfast vodka is called a Bloody Mary
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 09:37 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 01, 2023 09:37 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 09:34 AM (oINRc)
On Frozen Pond, starring Wilford Brummly, dancing with the one who brung him.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Vanilla Ice at February 01, 2023 09:38 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Bourbon related comments should always be exempt!
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 09:38 AM (ChAEn)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 01, 2023 09:34 AM (WNfWI)
******
That explains the trans ice skater from Finland.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 09:39 AM (NpAcC)
actually, I got nothing. I don't know what the people in the painting are doing. I like the warm light though.
Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 09:39 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Bourbon? You don't want to talk about bourbon?
What are you...a commie?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 09:39 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 09:36 AM (Y5qcH)
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"How DARE you assume their gender and species, H8R!"
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 09:39 AM (Oyn10)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 09:39 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2023 09:39 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Chico Marx at February 01, 2023 09:39 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 09:40 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 09:40 AM (geLO8)
Bourbon? You don't want to talk about bourbon?
What are you...a commie?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 09:39 AM (XIJ/X)
I didn't write the rule book. CBD did. And there's no bourbon in this painting. So blame the rule guy. I'm just a messenger and should NOT be shot.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 09:40 AM (Q4jDv)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 01, 2023 09:40 AM (45fpk)
Somehow warm booze gets me snogged faster.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 09:39 AM (U2p+3)
*takes notes*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 09:39 AM (U2p+3)
Opens the blood vessels...or something.
Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2023 09:41 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 01, 2023 09:41 AM (e+csY)
Those fisherman will be easy pickings.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2023 09:41 AM (8TAvB)
_______
Me too.
And numbness in my hands.
*thud*
Posted by: John Fetterman at February 01, 2023 09:41 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 01, 2023 09:41 AM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Louis Philippe I at February 01, 2023 09:41 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 09:39 AM (NpAcC)
Nothing explain that!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 09:42 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 09:39 AM (U2p+3)
That's because you are out of ice because of the six drinks beforehand...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 09:42 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 09:42 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 09:42 AM (YIVH2)
The Cooler King - a limerick
At the ice festival Old Lady West
Took offense at an innocent jest
When she gave me a slap
I replied, "Holy crap,
All I said was, you have an ice chest!"
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 09:42 AM (ykeLU)
I didn't write the rule book. CBD did. And there's no bourbon in this painting. So blame the rule guy. I'm just a messenger and should NOT be shot.
That's right [hic]. No bourbon [hic] in this picture
/Takes a draw from a bottle in his jacket
[hic] No bourbon at all
Posted by: The guy in the picture at February 01, 2023 09:43 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 09:43 AM (geLO8)
What's your breakfast bourbon this fine day?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (XIJ/X)
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100 comment rule!!!
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2023 09:43 AM (3ImbR)
You're supposed to fall and bash your knees and elbows on the ice when you're learning! Where's the fun in being "safe?"
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 09:43 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 01, 2023 09:43 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Kris at February 01, 2023 09:43 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2023 09:43 AM (3ImbR)
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What's the point of being in charge if you can't choose to break the rules without consequence whenever one feels like it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Kris at February 01, 2023 09:43 AM (OyyDO)
What's the third?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (Q4jDv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (DPfSO)
Posted by: Sponge
Sponge, Sponge, Sponge.
Ice in the painting, ice in the bourbon.
No 100 comment foul...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (8TAvB)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (yEMHD)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (Vwz3I)
What's the point of being in charge if you can't choose to break the rules without consequence whenever one feels like it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (LvTSG)
It's called 'pulling a Biden.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Ha! Just trying to keep up with you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Kris at February 01, 2023 09:43 AM (OyyDO)
What's the third?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
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Kris is a big Celine Dion fan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (LvTSG)
Huh. They are interviewing some actress on TV. Not sure who. She's pretty.
But I can hear a spark of... dare I say it?... intelligence in her voice. She's poised and self-possessed and doesn't even uptalk. It's just crazy. She's an actual person.
They need to send in anthropologist to catch her in a net and study her.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 09:45 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Christopher Plummer
Posted by: Kris at February 01, 2023 09:45 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 09:39 AM (Oyn10)
I thought of the perfect response to the, "Did you just assume my gender?" question:
"Yes, and now I'm making assumptions about your intelligence."
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 09:45 AM (UuD2k)
Sponge, Sponge, Sponge.
Ice in the painting, ice in the bourbon.
No 100 comment foul...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (8TAvB)
As mentioned, Nurse's bourbon was WARM because there WAS NO ICE.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
If anyone challenges his work, he'll just skate.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2023 09:45 AM (VWp7G)
Posted by: The Great White North at February 01, 2023 09:46 AM (lf83v)
Christopher Plummer
Posted by: Kris at February 01, 2023 09:45 AM (OyyDO)
That shitty quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/zb6r4zj4
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at February 01, 2023 09:46 AM (24fqN)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 09:42 AM (ykeLU)
What knockers!
Vie tank you!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 09:46 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Icer Birden at February 01, 2023 09:46 AM (g8BSP)
Posted by: Gorton's Fisherman at February 01, 2023 09:46 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
Let him go, he's rolling.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2023 09:46 AM (VWp7G)
_________
This guy gets it.
Posted by: The FBI at February 01, 2023 09:47 AM (lf83v)
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Brown nose!
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2023 09:47 AM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Kris at February 01, 2023 09:43 AM (OyyDO)
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The Zamboni is #2 and Steve Nash is #3?
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 09:47 AM (EDRcs)
Posted by: Heckle and Jeckle at February 01, 2023 09:47 AM (sWM8x)
100 comment rule!!!
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2023 09:43 AM (3ImbR)
Careful. I've learned this has you on thin ice.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)
But I can hear a spark of... dare I say it?... intelligence in her voice. She's poised and self-possessed and doesn't even uptalk. It's just crazy. She's an actual person.
They need to send in anthropologist to catch her in a net and study her.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 09:45 AM (oINRc)
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Is David Attenborough still alive? Can he narrate?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 09:47 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Kris at February 01, 2023 09:43 AM (OyyDO)
What's the third?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Triumph!
https://youtu.be/hniVcrkmRRY
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 09:47 AM (ChAEn)
Posted by: chinese art commission at February 01, 2023 09:47 AM (Vwz3I)
Around 1900
and
ZERO
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 09:48 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Kris at February 01, 2023 09:43 AM (OyyDO)
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Softwood lumber, potash and hockey. The three staples.
Honorable mention for Peak Shania Twain.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 09:48 AM (t0OGg)
https://tinyurl.com/mrxwvps7
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 09:48 AM (DPfSO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 09:35 AM (Q4jDv)
******
Sadly, no.
It was a Wonderful Life.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 09:48 AM (NpAcC)
At least that's what I'm assuming, unless they're beginning skaters, and need the skating "aid' of the walker.
Either way, it looks as cold as it is here today.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 01, 2023 09:48 AM (CCSxw)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 01, 2023 09:48 AM (KFhLj)
https://tinyurl.com/zb6r4zj4
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at February 01, 2023 09:46 AM (24fqN)
Adam Schiff's eyes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
JUST IN - FBI personnel search Biden's beach home in Delaware — CBS
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (Vwz3I)
NEW - Hong Kong bans CBD, ranking it alongside heroin and cocaine
Posted by: chinese art commission
What did he ever do to them?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (DPfSO)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 01, 2023 09:48 AM (KFhLj)
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So, you like fish sticks? You like them in your mouth?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (LvTSG)
Is David Attenborough still alive? Can he narrate?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 09:47 AM (t0OGg)
I hope so.. This is like watching a horse do calculus. When I heard this """actress""" talking, I actually did a double-take.
I'm not convinced she's an actual actress. This might be some kind of meta-prank.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 01, 2023 09:48 AM (KFhLj)
What are you a gay fish?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: FRANK DREBIN at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (jM1wU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Icing was waved off on the play
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (ChAEn)
JUST IN - FBI personnel search Biden's beach home in Delaware — CBS
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (Vwz3I)
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FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 09:50 AM (DPfSO)
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I had a serious crush on her in those days. I saw her on television the other day. Big difference. She looks like a refugee from Real Housewives of New Jersey.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 09:50 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures
One of the funniest episodes of South Park ever.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2023 09:50 AM (VWp7G)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures
One of the funniest episodes of South Park ever.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2023 09:50 AM (VWp7G)
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"I don't get it."
-Ye
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 09:50 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 09:47 AM (t0OGg)
He's busy prattling on about our need to lower human populations...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 01, 2023 09:50 AM (CCSxw)
@ArdenFarhi
18m
BREAKING: Two sources familiar with the event tell CBS News FBI personnel are at President Biden’s Rehoboth home. One source familiar with the event tell CBS News the search is in relation to the classified documents investigation. w/ @AdrianaDiaz @AndyTriay
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2023 09:50 AM (3ImbR)
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (24fqN)
They were pretty good. Had them on Fridays.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: A Meme at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (4I/2K)
-Ye
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures
"I won't be a gay fish, gay fish..."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (lTGtQ)
It is amazing to me how the bad weather hits just west of FW and then also to the North of Dallas in Denton.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: FRANK DREBIN at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (jM1wU)
*******
We shall find out tomorrow.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (NpAcC)
That's why I always carry a gallon or two of lube with me
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (lc5cP)
Ain't climbing up there
Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: chinese art commission at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (Vwz3I)
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The first thing they notice is strong smell of urine and crack vials strewn throughout the house.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 09:52 AM (DPfSO)
Posted by: IrishEi
Unless they barged in with guns, who cares. You know they were respectful, unlike they were with Trump.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2023 09:52 AM (VWp7G)
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1. Hockey.
2. Rush (the rock band)
3. Poutine
Posted by: The Great White North at February 01, 2023 09:46 AM (lf83v)
******
Sorry but poutine sucks. It's only decent for maybe 2 minutes and only of it's piping hot. You still have to wait for it to cool to eat so you don't burn your mouth, but then it becomes a gross, mushy mess.
Posted by: Kris at February 01, 2023 09:52 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (24fqN)
I was in the river!
Posted by: Constanza Fish at February 01, 2023 09:52 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 01, 2023 09:52 AM (WNfWI)
Posted by: A Meme at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (4I/2K)
++++
This is a non-sequitur, but it's very funny.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 09:52 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: A Meme at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (4I/2K)
Dipped in sand would make it both more effective and memorable.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 09:52 AM (BRHaw)
Fireball whiskey in my morning coffee.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 01, 2023 09:52 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: The Schlong at February 01, 2023 09:52 AM (lf83v)
New report shows Covax causes your dick to fall off in Alabama gas stations!
Alabama wide shortage of super glue and staples reported!
Film at 11:00!
Posted by: Blond Airhead at February 01, 2023 09:52 AM (lwaHO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 09:53 AM (Q4jDv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 09:53 AM (DPfSO)
Posted by: rhennigantx
The heat rising from the metroplex creates a high pressure dome that literally forces low pressure systems around it.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2023 09:53 AM (ZVVGW)
BREAKING: Two sources familiar with the event tell CBS News FBI personnel are at President Biden’s Rehoboth home. One source familiar with the event tell CBS News the search is in relation to the classified documents investigation. w/ @AdrianaDiaz @AndyTriay
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2023 09:50 AM (3ImbR)
Like he didn't have time to dispose of the stuff
Posted by: It's me donna at February 01, 2023 09:53 AM (bs+z0)
It is amazing to me how the bad weather hits just west of FW and then also to the North of Dallas in Denton.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (BRHaw)
Lake Grapevine and Lake Lewisville have a pretty significant effect on the weather in these parts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 01, 2023 09:53 AM (dHzaG)
Big Wreck - "Ghosts"
https://youtu.be/Pghhg40gTs4
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 09:54 AM (ChAEn)
Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2023 09:54 AM (AwYPR)
-Ye
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures
"Bitch, you told me you weren't a hobbit."
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 09:54 AM (Y5qcH)
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There goes the 49-grand cleaning deposit!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 09:54 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 09:54 AM (NpAcC)
That term is so vague it could mean the reporter himself
-CJR.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 09:55 AM (DPfSO)
Freaking UPS. I have a package in transit. Ground shipping. Scheduled delivery date on Friday. The initial shipping was super fast, and it got halfway across the country in like two days. It has been sitting in a major sort facility since Sunday. I think they're letting it sit there so it doesn't come early. That sort facility is 11 hours away, which should be probably two days between there and my door after going through the network. My bet is that they send it out of there tomorrow. It will arrive on time, but could easily have arrived early if they didn't hold it.
I hope there's a reasonable explanation - like package prioritization to maximize on-time delivery by holding packages arriving early to ensure truck space - but I kind of think that it might well be as simple as, "he didn't pay for delivery before Friday and by gum he ain't gonna get it."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 09:55 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 09:54 AM (Y5qcH)
She Hobbit hardest hit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)
@ArdenFarhi
18m
BREAKING: Two sources familiar with the event tell CBS News FBI personnel are at President Biden’s Rehoboth home. One source familiar with the event tell CBS News the search is in relation to the classified documents investigation. w/ @AdrianaDiaz @AndyTriay
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2023 09:50 AM (3ImbR)
Sounds like a pretty big deal. You telling me CNN cameras weren't on hand and waiting?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 01, 2023 09:55 AM (KbCG3)
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Exactly. We already know Biden's private attorney scrubbed all of his residences and offices.
They're just going through the motions.
The FBI. A day late and a dollar short. As usual.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 09:55 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2023 09:54 AM (AwYPR)
There's a good reason for that
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 09:56 AM (ChAEn)
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at February 01, 2023 09:56 AM (sWM8x)
"Yes, and now I'm making assumptions about your intelligence."
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 09:45 AM (UuD2k)
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That's good. Another great one I heard a few years ago on the "No Agenda" podcast when "accused" by an identity politics SJW of being [white, male, heterosexual, etc.] is :
"I'm SURPRISED, as one who has done 'THE WORK' -- that YOU would ASSUME my [race, gender, sexual preference, etc.]"
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 09:56 AM (+Tr7w)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 09:53 AM (Q4jDv)
LOL, I was actually thinking of Shatner when I wrote that, but Plummer out-hammed Shatner in Star Trek VI, so he got the nod instead.
Posted by: Kris at February 01, 2023 09:56 AM (OyyDO)
Here's how I think it happens: a pretty girl or handsome boy walks into an HS guidance counselor's office. He asks "what do you see yourself doing for a career?" The kid leaks a couple ounces of drool down his shirt and replies "hurrrr durrrr."
So the counselor picks up a little hammer, and bashes the front out of a case labeled "In Case of Actor or News Anchor, Break Glass" and pulls out a bus-ticket to LA or NYC.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 09:56 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 09:54 AM (NpAcC)
No it's not.
Any documents recovered will be returned to their appropriate location and it will be determined "no harm, no foul."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Very. Lucky.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 01, 2023 09:56 AM (KbCG3)
It came out a few years ago that one of the big name reporters at the NYT used his roommate for all of his man on the street and "sources say" interviews.
And the amusing party was you can be one of the chief propaganda writers and still not make enough to live by yourself.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2023 09:56 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 09:57 AM (NpAcC)
Take a look at some of Claus' other works on his Wiki page. The man did wonderful things with light and how it made the mood he wanted.
Posted by: JTB at February 01, 2023 09:57 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 01, 2023 09:57 AM (f1WnY)
Here's how I think it happens: a pretty girl or handsome boy walks into an HS guidance counselor's office. He asks "what do you see yourself doing for a career?" The kid leaks a couple ounces of drool down his shirt and replies "hurrrr durrrr."
So the counselor picks up a little hammer, and bashes the front out of a case labeled "In Case of Actor or News Anchor, Break Glass" and pulls out a bus-ticket to LA or NYC.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 09:56 AM (oINRc)
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Only after he pulls out the camera and gives her a "screen test", of course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 09:57 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2023 09:54 AM (AwYPR)
There's a good reason for that
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 09:56 AM (ChAEn)
Amazingly enough, I agree with you Doof...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 01, 2023 09:57 AM (CCSxw)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 01, 2023 09:57 AM (KFhLj)
_______
The first rule of the Canadian Whiskey Club is never mention the Canadian Whiskey Club.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 09:57 AM (lf83v)
So the counselor picks up a little hammer,
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 09:56 AM (oINRc)
*Jizzzzzzzz*
Posted by: Paul Pelosi at February 01, 2023 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 01, 2023 09:57 AM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2023 09:57 AM (CsVWE)
It came out a few years ago that one of the big name reporters at the NYT used his roommate for all of his man on the street and "sources say" interviews.
And the amusing party was you can be one of the chief propaganda writers and still not make enough to live by yourself.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2023 09:56 AM (lc5cP)
Well it's not a hard job and carries prestige for the left. So high supply of potential labor, with relatively few roles.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 01, 2023 09:58 AM (eYoxG)
Posted by: She Hobbit at February 01, 2023 09:58 AM (ftFVW)
Amazingly enough, I agree with you Doof...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 01, 2023 09:57 AM (CCSxw)
I like Crown Royal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (DPfSO)
I want to visit Hong Kong, but the current political situation makes me want to puke.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 09:58 AM (XIJ/X)
The video of a crying underage hooker with Hunter telling her to say he didn't hurt her sticks in my mind every time I think about that asshole.
Note, they almost certainly have the location from the video (I doubt he turned that off) and...no arrests of course.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2023 09:58 AM (lc5cP)
https://youtu.be/7GOscHRPC-k
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 09:58 AM (4I/2K)
*now seeking morning Bourbon*
Posted by: She Hobbit at February 01, 2023 09:58 AM (ftFVW)
Doof has recommendations.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 09:58 AM (ChAEn)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 09:58 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 09:54 AM (NpAcC)
The Stasi couldn't care less about Biden's documents. As Sponge said, they will do a cursory search and decide Biden just made a mistake.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2023 09:59 AM (VWp7G)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 09:58 AM (XIJ/X)
++++
Sadly, the right time to visit Hong Kong was probably ten years ago.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 09:59 AM (t0OGg)
It is amazing to me how the bad weather hits just west of FW and then also to the North of Dallas in Denton.
Posted by: rhennigantx
If you look at a map, the Llano Estacado runs just west of I35, and is an uplift. The wet gulf air runs up the escarpment and hits the arctic air. That means it rarely snows, but instead creates ice storms.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2023 09:59 AM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Canadian Whiskey Meme at February 01, 2023 09:59 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: BignJame
*********
The Saboteur - another limerick
There once was a man named Magoo
Who didn't know quite what to do
He threw out his clogs
'Cause they were killing his 'dogs'
I'd do the same. Wooden shoe?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 09:59 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Doof
Also, Kari Wuhrer.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2023 09:59 AM (VWp7G)
Posted by: CSNY First Draft at February 01, 2023 09:59 AM (bW8dp)
Now, 20+ years later, it seems odd not to have the same ponds frozen yet this year, so the skaters and ice-fishermen are absent. Still hate the cold, though.
Posted by: red speck at February 01, 2023 10:00 AM (gS3OW)
If you look at a map, the Llano Estacado runs just west of I35, and is an uplift. The wet gulf air runs up the escarpment and hits the arctic air. That means it rarely snows, but instead creates ice storms.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2023 09:59 AM (lTGtQ)
Damn illegals.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)
They're busy trying to stuff a ball gag into her mouth and shuffle her off, stage left.
Commie Lay will NOT be Biden's successor, other than perhaps as in a temporary role if he happens to go down without being rebootable.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:01 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2023 10:01 AM (lc5cP)
There may be some good Canadian whiskey but they've managed to keep it a secret so far.
Posted by: JTB at February 01, 2023 10:02 AM (7EjX1)
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Forced?
It was a lie. He declared it over before the election and declared it active after the election. Not rocket science.
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 10:02 AM (FGWX2)
Are they really that poplar?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2023 10:03 AM (Zqeqr)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 09:59 AM (t0OGg)
Yup. And I had the opportunity but was too stupid to act.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 10:03 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 10:03 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 10:03 AM (Vwz3I)
Uh oh........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)
Read a biography of Joe Kennedy Sr.
Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2023 10:04 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Just Sayin' at February 01, 2023 10:04 AM (DhOHl)
Or would a Canadian call it “out-baconing?”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:04 AM (Q4jDv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)
I have seen it rain up on the north end of Lake Grapevine and drive 2 miles on the water and be in sunshine.
I also saw rogue waves there several times. One was about 1.5 feet high and roll from the south to the north. The other look to be about 3 feet high and maybe half a mile wide roll from the the little island all the way to the damn.
My house was about 3 miles from the lake and I fished there hundreds of time.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 10:04 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 01, 2023 10:05 AM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2023 10:05 AM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 01, 2023 10:05 AM (D25PY)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 10:03 AM (Vwz3I)
That damned nitrogen.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 01, 2023 10:05 AM (AiZBA)
Flying birds. Excellent birds. Watch them fly. There they go.
Falling snow. Excellent snow. Here it comes. Watch it fall.
Long words. Excellent words. I can hear them now.
This is the picture.
I'm sitting by the window. Watching the snow fall. I'm looking out.
And I'm moving. Turning in time. Jump up!
And I can land on my feet. Look out! This is the picture.
This is the picture. This is the picture. This is the picture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF-wY_o1S8o
Posted by: PreZombie Laurie Anderson Reading CBD's Mindthoughts! at February 01, 2023 10:05 AM (KLPy8)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 10:03 AM (XIJ/X)
You are far too hard on yourself.
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 10:05 AM (FGWX2)
I've tried all of the high-end ryes and CC seems to blend perfectly with the vermouth.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 10:05 AM (lf83v)
That was indeed a funny show.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at February 01, 2023 10:06 AM (fTtFy)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 10:03 AM (Vwz3I)
Well that's one way to shut it down which is what they want....
Posted by: It's me donna at February 01, 2023 10:06 AM (bs+z0)
If you don't wear them you're going against the grain.
Posted by: Shoe punz? at February 01, 2023 10:06 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Hosehead the Dog at February 01, 2023 10:06 AM (g8BSP)
Read a biography of Joe Kennedy Sr.
Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2023 10:04 AM (0OP+5)
I've never tried Bootleg Whiskey.
Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2023 10:07 AM (AwYPR)
Hunter Biden’s Biolab Firm Metabiota Linked to EcoHealth, World Economic Forum – Russia Claims it has 20.000 Biolab Documents
Is this why Zelensky had all millions of documents destroyed?
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 10:08 AM (BRHaw)
Big Wreck - "Ghosts"
https://youtu.be/Pghhg40gTs4
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 09:54 AM (ChAEn)
Yeah that's a good, somewhat under-the-radar, band ... I thought they were out of Boston though.
*checks wikipedia*
Sort of ... lead guitarist/singer Ian Thornley is Canadian, but formed the band in Boston, then the band broke up and Thornley moved back to Canada and the band reformed sometime later. Looks like it's more Canadian than not.
Posted by: spindrift at February 01, 2023 10:08 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 01, 2023 10:08 AM (KFhLj)
They're busy trying to stuff a ball gag into her mouth and shuffle her off, stage left.
Commie Lay will NOT be Biden's successor, other than perhaps as in a temporary role if he happens to go down without being rebootable.
WaPo is trying to torpedo her, but is being very careful with their language. They say Some Democrats are worried about Harris’s political prospects,” which means that it’s the Bezos Post that’s worried. The subtitle? “At a pivotal point in Biden’s term, many party activists are not sure the vice president has shown she is up to winning the top job.”
Note that they don't say she's a cackling idiot who should never have been anywhere near power but we put her there anyway. No, the story is she might not have the political chops to win over the troglodyte American populace. Very different.
Posted by: J6 committee at February 01, 2023 10:08 AM (eOEVl)
Because Mad Cow was already taken.
Posted by: Old joke at February 01, 2023 10:09 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 10:09 AM (BRHaw)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Cold art today! It's interesting.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2023 10:10 AM (anj39)
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 10:10 AM (gIQx1)
Which will be hilarious as Kamala runs for POTUS and blames all of the shitty stuff on Biden, which is why he should be replaced, and takes claim for all the good stuff (like, you know, increased diversity in the bureaucracy, and shit).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:10 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 10:10 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 01, 2023 10:10 AM (Q4IgG)
gooder and harderer
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 10:10 AM (BRHaw)
They put him back on TV? Thought they learned their lesson when CNN+ Amber Hearded.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Shoe puns don’t bother me🎵
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:11 AM (Q4jDv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:11 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at February 01, 2023 10:11 AM (fTtFy)
gooder and harderer
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 10:10 AM (BRHaw)
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These people aren't brands. They work for brands. The Fox News brand is pretty good (I know most here despise it, but it's still top of cable). The CNN brand sucks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:11 AM (LvTSG)
On The Rocks - a third limerick
To captain a ship you should know
How to figure out which way to go
Between a cliff on one side
Or an iceberg, Quick! Decide!
I'd suggest that you go with the floe!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 10:11 AM (ykeLU)
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Public health emergency?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:11 AM (FVME7)
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Not enough dead babies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:11 AM (LvTSG)
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Sorry I know this was Morning Report stuff but I must comment. I think you will find it was not put aside. They are still doing it, no doubt, but threw it into an existing agency, probably DHS. Or maybe the IRS. Just like when Apple "canceled" their plan to monitor every image. Turned out they decided to do it anyway.
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 10:11 AM (nc8Xj)
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Believe nothing coming from your government...
Posted by: Haywood at February 01, 2023 10:12 AM (6Rk/5)
Posted by: chinese art commission at February 01, 2023 10:12 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Ain't it a wonderment at February 01, 2023 10:12 AM (DhOHl)
Dutch feminists are now in the news,
Over liberties they say they will lose,
Environmentalists you see,
Want to save all the trees,
Taking away a woman's right to shoes!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2023 10:12 AM (Zqeqr)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 10:12 AM (J2vNu)
These people aren't brands. They work for brands. The Fox News brand is pretty good (I know most here despise it, but it's still top of cable). The CNN brand sucks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:11 AM (LvTSG)
The CNN brand is that cement looking dog shit in your back yard.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)
*sings*
Wooden shoes on ice water very slippery
Slippery, falling on my ass Owwie!
Smarter people on the shoreline laugh at me
Talkin' how ice is slippery
...
Posted by: Zombie David Crosby Striving for PostMortem Relevancy at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (KLPy8)
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (gIQx1)
Posted by: andycanuck
That burger 🍔, from a cow 🐄, I had last night tested positive for dead.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (ZVVGW)
Yes, I'd hang it along with all other pieces painted by Emile Claus.
Posted by: Lola at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (Wxlzw)
Posted by: Ain't it a wonderment at February 01, 2023 10:12 AM (DhOHl)
Money laundering accomplishes amazing things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)
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"Yum!"
-Divine
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (LvTSG)
(with a nod to Robin Williams)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (bW8dp)
Don't worry. They're doing wonderful things with prosthetics these days.
Posted by: J6 committee at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (eOEVl)
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Is that the HUGE bucket of the Colonel's chicken?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (BRHaw)
_________
Yeah. He wants to abort Hunter. It's an emergency.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 10:14 AM (lf83v)
Is that sole music?
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (gIQx1)
No speaking in tongues, now.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:14 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 10:14 AM (nc8Xj)
Is that the HUGE bucket of the Colonel's chicken?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (FVME7)
They're cloning Buckethead!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 01, 2023 10:15 AM (3Or4S)
Posted by: Chris Wallace at February 01, 2023 10:15 AM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
It's lost somewhere in that facility. They aren't holding packages to the side just to not deliver early.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 01, 2023 10:15 AM (NW9xb)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 01, 2023 10:15 AM (WNfWI)
Or would a Canadian call it “out-baconing?”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:04 AM (Q4jDv)
~~~~~
Know what really gets stuck in my craw...they call American cheese Canadian cheese. Some damn nerve.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2023 10:15 AM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 10:16 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 10:16 AM (UuD2k)
https://tinyurl.com/hbuhw8x2
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (BRHaw)
++++
Boy, I just can't wait for that bimbo to be president.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 10:16 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Chris Wallace at February 01, 2023 10:15 AM (sWM8x)
But Chris, The View needs at least one panelist who identifies as a woman.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:16 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2023 10:17 AM (ZVVGW)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:17 AM (Q4jDv)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:17 AM (Q4jDv)
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"I'm there!"
-Ron DeSantis
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:17 AM (LvTSG)
Emily Ratajkowski
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 01, 2023 10:15 AM (3Or4S)
Cicero Johnson is right. Perky and bouncy she be.
Posted by: Count de Monet Johnson at February 01, 2023 10:17 AM (4I/2K)
Boy, I just can't wait for that bimbo to be president.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 10:16 AM (t0OGg)
What happened to her? I mean, I don't remember her being this vapid during her presidential campaign......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 10:17 AM (CWiKs)
The brand for discriminating consumers of Regime propo
Posted by: John Tax Roberts at February 01, 2023 10:17 AM (Fj8Gx)
https://tinyurl.com/3utr2et9
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at February 01, 2023 10:17 AM (24fqN)
So the counselor picks up a little hammer, and bashes the front out of a case labeled "In Case of Actor or News Anchor, Break Glass" and pulls out a bus-ticket to LA or NYC.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 09:56 AM (oINRc)
And the boy goes on to make two million dollars per picture and the principal is seen hanging from a bridge. Music swells, final crane shot as the scene fades to black. The End.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at February 01, 2023 10:18 AM (Zvtjl)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 01, 2023 10:18 AM (DhOHl)
who thinks the FBI let Biden know they were coming- the day, the hour- and that he might want to tidy the place up first
Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 10:18 AM (geLO8)
Same thing I say every time this comes up.
Do an image search for "Kiira Korpi" to see an actual female Finnish skater.
Thank me later.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:18 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 10:18 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)
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Maybe she just didn't talk as much. She didn't do much speechifying.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 10:19 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 01, 2023 10:19 AM (dHzaG)
Kamala is quietly cackling
Her laughter fills our ears like sparkling
Oh! quiet, peace
We've found release
When she on Willie's staff is snacking
Posted by: naturalfake at February 01, 2023 10:19 AM (KLPy8)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 01, 2023 10:19 AM (sAmhv)
Same thing I say every time this comes up.
Do an image search for "Kiira Korpi" to see an actual female Finnish skater.
Thank me later.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:18 AM (bW8dp)
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That video has 1.3 million views. Some random video of Kamala making herself sound like a moron. I'm pretty sure the message is getting out about how dumb she is.
And yet, it doesn't affect the voting irregularities in AZ, PA, GA, and MI.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:19 AM (LvTSG)
I can see doing it for survival, but not for fun.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (xcxpd)
Ironically they do not want it programmed with "inconvenient" truths.
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (WjoKf)
Yes. She has complained in the past that she's been sidelined on trivial, insignificant problems. You know, like securing the border.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (eOEVl)
Even Fauxcahontas did better than that. I think Klobber did, too.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (KLPy8)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 01, 2023 10:19 AM (dHzaG)
no
Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (AwYPR)
Damn.
I didn't put money on Jurassic Park in the Dystopian Reality office pool.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (Zqeqr)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)
Ever had to speak on a subject you knew nothing about? That's her. Always.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 01, 2023 10:21 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 10:21 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (xcxpd)
Judges would have also accepted Excuse for Day Drinking.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 10:21 AM (BRHaw)
People who watch politics closely put way too much emphasis on stuff nobody even knows or cares about.
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 10:21 AM (WjoKf)
Maybe she just didn't talk as much. She didn't do much speechifying.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 10:19 AM (t0OGg)
Valid point. But it just seems that she was more coherent and on point in the debates.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)
Even Fauxcahontas did better than that. I think Klobber did, too.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (bW8dp)
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She dropped out before Iowa. In January of 2019, she was the gold child of the Establishment (there was a NYT puff piece and everything). By November of 2019, she was simply out.
The problem is the primary schedule. IA is a joke that no one takes seriously anymore. NH is too small to take too seriously. SC is the first real test, and the elections are pretty secure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:21 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Tales of the tragic and macabre at February 01, 2023 10:21 AM (UKe2c)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (xcxpd)
Well, it usually involves getting away from the wife and kids, your buddies, and several bottles of booze.
Does that help?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:22 AM (bW8dp)
“Even though the children were learning remotely, the school district continued to provide meals for the students that their families could pick up."
WTF?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 01, 2023 10:22 AM (D25PY)
I can see doing it for survival, but not for fun.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (xcxpd)
It's an excuse to get away from the wife and kids and drink heavily.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Ironically they do not want it programmed with "inconvenient" truths.
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (WjoKf)
I paid cash for a house with the money I made doubling down when PDT was elected. Krugman said to sell!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 10:23 AM (BRHaw)
That's a lot of wings.
What did she do, open a Hooters?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)
I can see doing it for survival, but not for fun.
Per Slapshot: "you can only drink and screw so much".
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 01, 2023 10:23 AM (7oI5w)
I can see doing it for survival, but not for fun.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (xcxpd)
I'm guessing getting away from the wife and free coldness to chill your beer.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 10:23 AM (4I/2K)
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If you ask me we've got all the dodos we need in DC alone.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:23 AM (FVME7)
WTF?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 01, 2023 10:22 AM (D25PY)
++++
That was pretty common in a lot of cities.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 10:24 AM (t0OGg)
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If you ask me we've got all the dodos we need in DC alone.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:23 AM (FVME7)
++++
Sadly, the Washington subspecies is not only not extinct, it's growing like mushrooms on a disgusting bathroom wall.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 10:24 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:25 AM (Q4jDv)
I can see doing it for survival, but not for fun.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (xcxpd)
~~~~~
I always thought it would be a calm and peaceful way to spend a day in solitude. Then I saw pictures like this:
https://tinyurl.com/mukckhpf
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2023 10:25 AM (3ImbR)
They did the same in Fairfax Co., including my UMC neighborhood. You know, because of all the dire poverty.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 01, 2023 10:25 AM (eOEVl)
WTF?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 01, 2023 10:22 AM (D25PY)
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That was pretty common in a lot of cities.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 10:24 AM (t0OGg)
My former town in Mass offered this. If you had kids under a certain age, the town provided a box of food. My wife found out and decided that we paid enough in taxes, we should get something back for it. I always felt guilty about it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 01, 2023 10:25 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 10:26 AM (CWiKs)
FFS pick an animal that was cool
Tasmanian wolf, Saber-toothed tiger
some giant ice-age beast
Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 10:26 AM (geLO8)
Yep. Gigantic, turkey-sized flightless pigeon with reportedly no inborn fear of human beings.
They were doomed the instant the first sailor set foot on the island.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:26 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 10:26 AM (XgKq6)
MSM Ignores Palestinian Terror Attacks, Blames Israel For Having “Triggered,” “Cycle of Violence”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:26 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 01, 2023 10:25 AM (eOEVl)
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Probably just to spend the budget they had to spend or risk losing it the next year. Our school district did it too. We picked it up pretty regularly because it was free, paid for, and we'd paid for it through our taxes anyway. (So, you know...not free.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:26 AM (LvTSG)
I've been looking for a reason to go on a diet anyway.
Posted by: The fish at February 01, 2023 10:26 AM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 01, 2023 10:26 AM (WNfWI)
MSM Ignores Palestinian Terror Attacks, Blames Israel For Having “Triggered,” “Cycle of Violence”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:26 AM (FVME7)
Surprising no one.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)
WTF?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 01, 2023 10:22 AM (D25PY)
++++
That was pretty common in a lot of cities.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 10:24 AM (t0OGg)
Here, TPTB dispatched the school buses on their routes to bring the meals to the neighborhood bus stop. Such winning!
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 10:27 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 01, 2023 10:27 AM (3Or4S)
I can see doing it for survival, but not for fun.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (xcxpd)
It's an excuse to get away from the wife and kids and drink heavily.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:22 AM
Wait...you mean that isn't the whole point?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 01, 2023 10:27 AM (f1WnY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)
I have seen it rain up on the north end of Lake Grapevine and drive 2 miles on the water and be in sunshine.
I also saw rogue waves there several times. One was about 1.5 feet high and roll from the south to the north. The other look to be about 3 feet high and maybe half a mile wide roll from the the little island all the way to the damn.
My house was about 3 miles from the lake and I fished there hundreds of time.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 10:04 AM
'the legend legend lives on from the Tonwaka on down of the two lakes they call Louie and Grapewine.'
Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2023 10:27 AM (0OP+5)
They don't get mentioned as much, because they were wiped out by the Polynesians before the Evil White Man even showed up.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:27 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:28 AM (Q4jDv)
.....
Alternate headline:
School Officials Buffaloed in Wing Theft
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2023 10:28 AM (Zqeqr)
What did she do, open a Hooters?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)
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Sent them to Ukraine in exchange for an Abrams tank?
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 10:28 AM (LZWoV)
Wait...you mean that isn't the whole point?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 01, 2023 10:27 AM (f1WnY)
Seasoned veterans say that you should actually come home with fish occasionally, or the others will catch on eventually and your ruse will be up.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)
School Officials Buffaloed in Wing Theft
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2023 10:28 AM (Zqeqr)
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Her name should be Buffalo, and it should have happened in Buffalo.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:28 AM (LvTSG)
I'd go see that movie
Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 10:29 AM (geLO8)
Tasmanian wolf, Saber-toothed tiger
some giant ice-age beast
Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 10:26 AM (geLO
Ever seen the drumsticks on a dodo?
Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2023 10:29 AM (AwYPR)
Tasmanian wolf, Saber-toothed tiger
some giant ice-age beast
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Your wish is their command.
The company will inject $150 million (£121 million) into the new project, which will go hand-in-hand with previously announced ventures to bring back the extinct woolly mammoth and Tasmanian tiger.
https://bit.ly/3jfXXL7
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:29 AM (FVME7)
Sent them to Ukraine in exchange for an Abrams tank?
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 10:28 AM (LZWoV)
You rang?
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at February 01, 2023 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 10:29 AM (ykeLU)
But a bucket of Kentucky Fried Moa would require a forklift.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 01, 2023 10:29 AM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 10:29 AM (ykeLU)
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Racism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:30 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 10:30 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:31 AM (Q4jDv)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 10:30 AM (4I/2K)
Damn you ERCOT.
Abbott really needs to address this shit. It NEVER happened when we still had those wonderful coal burning power plants they've been dismantling everywhere.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)
But.... from a strictly carbon impact perspective.... its a GOOD thing we wiped out billions of bison in the late 1800s. No?
Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 10:32 AM (CWiKs)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 10:32 AM (Vwz3I)
Racism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:30 AM (LvTSG)
The judges would've also accepted "white supremacy."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:28 AM (Q4jDv)
Also wiped out by peace-loving indigenous people of color, rather than the Evil White Man.
About 90% of the North American megafauna were extinct within a few centuries after the Native Americans arrived.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:32 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 10:32 AM (/hpeF)
I live in metro Denver, which means winter ain't over til Memorial Day
Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 10:32 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 01, 2023 10:32 AM (eOEVl)
Is that sole music?
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (gIQx1)
Shoe punsters must be brought to heel.
Posted by: flounder at February 01, 2023 10:33 AM (PyOKD)
One outraged parent exclaimed "She should fry for this!"
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2023 10:33 AM (Zqeqr)
Posted by: Tales of the tragic and macabre, real world edition at February 01, 2023 10:33 AM (UKe2c)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 10:29 AM (ykeLU)
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Groundhogs rejected the Church and do not use the Gregorian calendar. They can't use our modern, G-d-fearing calendars and, like most things in their lives of backwards Paganism, depend on ancient rituals to attempt to answer questions.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 10:34 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 10:32 AM (CWiKs)
You can really piss off anti-beef whackjobs by pointing out that the lands that are now used for grazing beef cattle were formerly inhabited by bison, a creature so closely related to cattle that they can actually interbreed.
Angus: bad
Bison: good
(Bison is, in fact, pretty good... I always order it if it's on the menu)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:34 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Tales of the tragic and macabre, real world edition at February 01, 2023 10:33 AM (UKe2c)
==========
I know of a gay couple in Atlanta who frequently posted about how sexual abuse of kids in the foster system is unacceptable. Think they'll do for a new home?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:34 AM (LvTSG)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bHXejJq5vr0&t=41s
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:35 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 10:35 AM (3NPRE)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 01, 2023 10:35 AM (D25PY)
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA
We already have one in Georgia.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2023 10:35 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:35 AM (Q4jDv)
Posted by: But girl, don't they warn ya at February 01, 2023 10:36 AM (DhOHl)
Funny, I have never seen charges being leveled against a colt .45 SAA revolver or an AR-15 despite what garbage fucktards like Joe Biden and Chuck spew.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 10:36 AM (Jg7EG)
He was a skilled hunter and mechanic until he began exhibiting odd neurological problems originally thought to be alzheimer's disease.
Posted by: Lola at February 01, 2023 10:36 AM (Wxlzw)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 10:36 AM (CWiKs)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 01, 2023 10:36 AM (WNfWI)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
I've had it and it tastes like
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:36 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: But girl, don't they warn ya at February 01, 2023 10:36 AM (DhOHl)
You asked for it......
https://youtu.be/3yNibj8LW-Q
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Muldoon
Calendar? I don't even know where to begin - what does that even mean.
Posted by: Lost in Space at February 01, 2023 10:37 AM (BPEYH)
"Not bad. I was almost enjoying the flavor. The trouble was that I was still almost enjoying the same bite five minutes later."
Crockpot, Euell. Crockpot.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:37 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 10:37 AM (CWiKs)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 10:29 AM (ykeLU)
++++
Groundhogs rejected the Church and do not use the Gregorian calendar. They can't use our modern, G-d-fearing calendars and, like most things in their lives of backwards Paganism, depend on ancient rituals to attempt to answer questions.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 10:34 AM (t0OGg)
Groundhogs are sacred worship animals. Take their name out of your mouth!
Posted by: The Druids at Stonehenge at February 01, 2023 10:37 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:38 AM (Q4jDv)
I've had it and it tastes like chicken beef.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:36 AM (FVME7)
Lonesome Dove at The Stockyards in Ft. Worth has a buffalo ribeye that's orgasmic.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 10:38 AM (iKapD)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 10:38 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2023 10:38 AM (Zqeqr)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 01, 2023 10:38 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:36 AM (FVME7)
Yeah, pretty much, but there's a subtle difference in flavor. It's good!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:38 AM (bW8dp)
Feature Not a Bug
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 10:38 AM (iKapD)
AAHH.....ok. Searches came up with things that were completely confusing.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Do da do da at February 01, 2023 10:39 AM (UKe2c)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:39 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 01, 2023 10:40 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2023 10:40 AM (anj39)
Posted by: Do da do da at February 01, 2023 10:39 AM (UKe2c)
You asked for it........
https://youtu.be/7v2GDbEmjGE
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Biden's house has visitors
Secrets fall like snow.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2023 10:40 AM (anj39)
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Pretty sure that's a limerick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:41 AM (LvTSG)
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Pretty sure that's a limerick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:41 AM (LvTSG)
I think it's one a dem hike thingies.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)
The Groundhog is a mystery
An ancient god from history
It's not too late
Forego your hate
Bow down to His Rodent Majesty!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 01, 2023 10:41 AM (KLPy8)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 10:26 AM (CWiKs)
Absolutely.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 01, 2023 10:41 AM (VwHCD)
Maple syrup is back on the menu in Hong Kong!
Posted by: Ian S. at February 01, 2023 10:41 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 10:42 AM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2023 10:42 AM (Zqeqr)
Posted by: Limeraiku at February 01, 2023 10:42 AM (UKe2c)
Posted by: The Police at February 01, 2023 10:42 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 10:43 AM (6evCm)
https://youtu.be/J7B-1mLMpHw
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 10:43 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)
I also like doing AFAF which is Asking for a Friend. I may be the only one who does that.
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 10:43 AM (HYCvY)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
No one wants to hear about her flaps.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2023 10:43 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 10:42 AM (Jg7EG)
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Squirrel is good. So is rabbit.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 10:43 AM (CWiKs)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 10:26 AM (CWiKs)
Absolutely.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 01, 2023 10:41 AM (VwHCD)
So does fingerless fishing.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 10:44 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Do da do da at February 01, 2023 10:39 AM (UKe2c)
I don't know, but given their size they probably did some immense doodoos.
Maybe they got wiped out because the early Portuguese got tired of cleaning dodo poop off their cars.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:44 AM (bW8dp)
I've never seen the words rogue wave and 1.5 feet combined before.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 10:44 AM (ZLI7S)
Back on February second I awoke
To Punxsutawney Phil blowing smoke
He's a crap prognosticator
It's still winter six weeks later!
"What's the heck's the matter? Gopher broke?"
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 10:44 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:45 AM (Q4jDv)
the one I had was a Reuben sandwich made with bison brisket
I guess that's corned buffalo? It was good
Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 10:45 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Lost in Space at February 01, 2023 10:45 AM (BPEYH)
He's getting flambed in the comments, too.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 01, 2023 10:46 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 10:29 AM (ykeLU)
No thumbs.
Can't flip it from January to February.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2023 10:46 AM (anj39)
Posted by: Lost in Space at February 01, 2023 10:45 AM (BPEYH)
Just to clarify - Andy Kaufman WAS NOT the hermaphrodite alien?
Posted by: Wally at February 01, 2023 10:47 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 01, 2023 10:49 AM (bW8dp)
Just a few weeks ago, thanks to this blog, I learned p about “rabbit starvation,” which is a form of malnutrition that comes from eating excessively lean meat that has a lot of protein, but not enough fat or carbs to allow your body to digest the protein properly. You can actually starve to death because of it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:49 AM (Q4jDv)
Just a few weeks ago, thanks to this blog, I learned p about “rabbit starvation,” which is a form of malnutrition that comes from eating excessively lean meat that has a lot of protein, but not enough fat or carbs to allow your body to digest the protein properly. You can actually starve to death because of it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:49 AM (Q4jDv)
They talk about this occasionally on the show Alone, depending on what meats the contestants can find.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JackStraw
Tsiny Tsunami.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 01, 2023 10:50 AM (e+csY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
His name is Robert Paulson.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 10:50 AM (t0OGg)
Transgendered dude who plays both Stevie Nicks and Peter Green in an all-trans Fleetwood Mac cover band.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:50 AM (bW8dp)
Unclear. He died with his pants on.
Posted by: Lost in Space at February 01, 2023 10:51 AM (BPEYH)
Posted by: Vasily at February 01, 2023 10:51 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:49 AM (Q4jDv)
The more an animal exercises, the less desirable it is for you to eat.
Weirdly, it's just the opposite with women.
Posted by: Wally at February 01, 2023 10:51 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Lost in Space at February 01, 2023 10:45 AM (BPEYH)
"God Told Me Too" is one of Larry Cohen's super low budget but surprisingly good movies.
His others include: Q, It's Alive, and The Stuff.
All worth a watch if you've got time on your hands and nothing to do.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 01, 2023 10:51 AM (KLPy8)
His name is Robert Paulson.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 10:50 AM (t0OGg)
Wasn't that the alias Ganz used when ordering the hookers in 48 Hrs.?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 10:52 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 10:18 AM (geLO
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Story I read says this explicitly. So *raises hand*
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 10:52 AM (z5pbm)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:49 AM (Q4jDv)
There are lots of reasons why we have evolved to love the taste and mouth feel of fat.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 10:53 AM (XIJ/X)
Weirdly, it's just the opposite with women.
Posted by: Wally at February 01, 2023 10:51 AM (FJYfm)
And then there is the sloth. An animal that evolved to be so sickly and unpalatable that it can only move very slowly.
It's my spirit animal.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 10:53 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 10:53 AM (XIJ/X)
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Big business?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:54 AM (LvTSG)
It's my spirit animal.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 10:53 AM (UuD2k)
A Fetterman?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 01, 2023 10:55 AM (VwHCD)
Trump had meaningless documents and empty file folders.
Biden, I bet, has seriously compromising documents.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 10:55 AM (z5pbm)
Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 10:55 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:49 AM (Q4jDv)
Huh. Could explain why internal organs were such a delicacy and common in many diets from the old days. You end up not only with a high calorie food overall, but a ton of fat.
This also kind of explains the problems associated with the 'Low fat, High Protein' diets. And even a little bit of the more successful but still has issues High Fat, High Protein, low/no carb diet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 10:55 AM (zZu0s)
Likely the receipts on the corruption of KEEEEV.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 01, 2023 10:56 AM (ZGrMX)
A Fetterman?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 01, 2023 10:55 AM (VwHCD)
Normally, I would be off ended, but today, I'm feeling like peckish and wandered available.
Posted by: John Fetterman at February 01, 2023 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 10:55 AM (z5pbm)
And now, no one can know what they were, because muh ongoing investigation.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 10:56 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 10:53 AM (XIJ/X)
Just ask Trigglypuff.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 10:57 AM (zZu0s)
Trump had meaningless documents and empty file folders.
Biden, I bet, has seriously compromising documents.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 10:55 AM (z5pbm)
This is why Garland should be handed by the neck until dead.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)
_____________
High on that list... his tax returns.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 01, 2023 10:57 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Lost in Space at February 01, 2023 10:57 AM (BPEYH)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 10:53 AM (XIJ/X)
It's too early here on the Left Coast.
I cannot get my head around this.
"mouth feel of fat"
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2023 10:57 AM (anj39)
Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 10:55 AM (geLO
That was my nickname in high school. And college. And law school. And on the Watergate committee. And...
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 01, 2023 10:57 AM (FJYfm)
Same deal with koalas regarding eucalyptus.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:58 AM (Q4jDv)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 01, 2023 10:58 AM (p+1gI)
the one I had was a Reuben sandwich made with bison brisket
I guess that's corned buffalo? It was good
Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 10:45 AM (geLO
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Pizza is always better. Eat moar pizza.
Posted by: Beau Jo's at February 01, 2023 10:58 AM (z5pbm)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 10:55 AM (z5pbm)
To include bags 'o money.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2023 10:58 AM (anj39)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2023
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The story I saw said she made off w/ 1.5 million dollars worth of chicken wings. Where would you put, or sell, all that?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 10:59 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 01, 2023 10:58 AM (p+1gI)
It should properly be, Chin and his Robert Z'dar in the billing.
That guy makes Jay Leno look like Dom Knotts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 10:59 AM (zZu0s)
I cannot get my head around this.
"mouth feel of fat"
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Posted by: Diogenes
Too early? WTF?
Posted by: Bacon at February 01, 2023 10:59 AM (e+csY)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:49 AM (Q4jDv)
Well that and the parasites and viruses.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 01, 2023 10:59 AM (KLPy8)
I cannot get my head around this.
"mouth feel of fat"
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2023 10:57 AM (anj39)
Food writers use 'unctuous' as a more palatable euphemism.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 01, 2023 11:00 AM (NgqoH)
Today is $3.00 craft beer pints at the best pizza place in Improved Mexico. Thanks for the reminder.
Posted by: Lost in Space at February 01, 2023 11:00 AM (BPEYH)
the one I had was a Reuben sandwich made with bison brisket
I guess that's corned buffalo? It was good
Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023
***
I used to drive up there for pizza, and for the fun of driving there.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 11:00 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 11:00 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 11:01 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 10:53 AM (XIJ/X)
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Fat means flavor. Though I don't particularly care for the "mouth feel" of fat, I do appreciate how it enhances the flavor of meat to a certain extent.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 11:01 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 01, 2023 10:59 AM (KLPy
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Just check for a healthy heart and liver. Cook well.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 11:01 AM (CWiKs)
I am pretty certain that this painting has been shown here some years ago
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2023 11:03 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2023 11:11 AM (0OP+5)
380 "Trump was not remotely perfect, nor were the academic critics of consensus policy."
This is part what Mr. Bass wrote of those "critics". Most of the rest of what he writes talks about the consequences of the establishment's lockdown and censorship actions, without saying once the words 'they were right.'
For me, this pretty much invalidates what this guy wrote. Yes, mistakes were made. Yes, there were catastrophic consequences. However, I don't read any sign (yet) of this guy getting any sort of humility about how we were RIGHT and they were WRONG.
His call for including the dissenting voices, for now, reads to me like a call to let us say our peace, and then ignore us anyway the next time. If you're in med school for seven years (and counting), and can't say that paper masks are useless against a virus, when we've known that for about a century now, you're not making a real effort to earn my forgiveness.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 31, 2023 11:54 PM (YiuF7)
I agree with Mannix. No sale.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 01, 2023 11:27 AM (gEbyV)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2023 12:01 PM (wtvvX)
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