Surprise! Biden's Latest Appointment to the Federal Judiciary <i>Doesn't Know What Article II of the Constitution Is</i>

Surprise! Biden's Latest Appointment to the Federal Judiciary Doesn't Know What Article II of the Constitution Is

See end of post for update about Hamilton68.

Article I details the powers of Congress, Article II details the powers of the executive, Article III details the powers of the federal courts. It's not so hard to remember if you remember them together like this.

But Biden's latest #Woke #DiversityHire nominee just doesn't know what Article II is.

She also doesn't know what Article V is, but I was going to let that slide, even though, you know, she's supposedly a judge and all.

Amazing. Amazing.

During a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing for President Joe Biden's Federal District Court nominees on Wednesday, a left-leaning judge could not answer simple questions about the US Constitution.
Senator John Kennedy (R-LA) began by asking Judge Charnelle Bjelkengren, nominee for the Eastern District of Washington about Article V of the US Constitution.

Bjelkengren responded, "Article V is not coming to mind at the moment." Article V outlines the process in which the Constitution can be amended.
Kennedy then asked, "Okay, how about Article II?"

"Neither is Article II," Bjelkengren replied. Article II establishes the executive branch of the federal government, outlining the branch's roles and duties.

He continued quizzing her about general theories of judicial interpretation and current controversies before the Supreme Court -- and she kept not knowing what he was even talking about. See the article for more about that.

Biden is filling the judiciary with sub-Biden intellects, and I didn't think that was possible.

Later in the hearing, Judge Bjelkengren could not answer a question on a legal theory that is currently before the US Supreme Court. pic.twitter.com/RDeEYc0vr8
— Ari Hoffman (@thehoffather) January 26, 2023

And I thought I was The Big Dummy.

Update on Bill Kristol's grift, Secure Democracy and Hamiton68:

Matt Taibbi again demands Bill Kristol and "Alliance Securing Democracy" (which is in fact Bill Kristol's grift) respond to his questions about their methodology.

As I wrote earlier (skip if you read this already):

Hamilton68 is the leftwing "disinformation" group which has repeatedly branded social media accounts as "RUSSIAN AGENTS" or "Russian bots" without evidence. They claim they have some Black-Box Algorithm to make these conclusions, but this Black-Box technology is never explained, and seems a lot like Elizabeth Holmes' Miracle Blood Analysis Technology.
Even Twitter pushed back against Hamilton68 behind the scenes (of course), as we learned from the Twitter files, noting that Hamilton68 kept claiming this or that account was a "RUSSIAN AGENT," but their own analysis showed nothing of the sort.
Hamilton68 pushed its made-up, evidence-free "analyses" to Democrat Senators and congressmen like Noted Non-Vietnam Vet Richard "Danang Dick" Blumenthal and the nearly braindead Diane Feinstein, who then pushed them to the public and media.
And apparently Matt Taibbi has a coming expos´ about this Fake News smear group.

Taibbi demanded they respond to his inquires about the story he's written. The questions were private, but I guess they blew him off so he called them out publicly.

They offered some bullsh!t about their "methodology."

Taibbi says: Nah. That's the bullsh!t you tell your donors and the media. I know your real methodology. Comment on that.

I have a strong feeling the real methodology will turn out to be no methodology -- just lying to get into the media.

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at 05:10 PM

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1 oof

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 26, 2023 05:11 PM (M+Lyo)

2 Neither does Joe Biden. In his first debate against Sarah Palin he opened by citing the wrong article laying out the duties for Vice President.

Slow Joe claimed it was in Article I, because it was so important it was the first thing the founders wrote.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 26, 2023 05:13 PM (cupoy)

3 Second

Posted by: Brunnhilde at January 26, 2023 05:13 PM (XXzWx)

4 Fourth!!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at January 26, 2023 05:13 PM (XXzWx)

5 She will be confirmed because she is stupid, not in spite of being stupid
.

I will bet she uses correct pronouns, however.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 26, 2023 05:14 PM (6Tc2R)

6 Holy shit our better are stupid. Why do we even worry an not just...

*types... deletes*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 26, 2023 05:15 PM (Q4IgG)

7 Well, that was like 200 years ago man.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at January 26, 2023 05:15 PM (sFV/4)

8 Is the pretend judge of Indian extraction? What is her status in the victim hierarchy? That will determine how many people are willing to vote against her.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 26, 2023 05:16 PM (eOEVl)

9 Would you not brush up on these things prior to being before the congress? It is not a secret what will be asked of you…

Posted by: Piper at January 26, 2023 05:16 PM (ZdaMQ)

10
This Constitution thing is, like, so out of date. May as well go around wearing wigs and knee breeches.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2023 05:16 PM (MoZTd)

11 TRUMP DRUMF T-RUMP TRUMPETY TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP!!!!!

Posted by: Some Lefty Idiot on Twitter at January 26, 2023 05:17 PM (oedLL)

12 The constitution is a living document. Article II is now BLM.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 26, 2023 05:18 PM (aYRzU)

13 Would you not brush up on these things prior to being before the congress? It is not a secret what will be asked of you…

You can't brush up on everything, but jeez, this is the Constitution. It's the foundation of what they spent 3 years studying in law school. It's like a PhD chemist who doesn't know the difference between covalent and ionic bonds.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 26, 2023 05:18 PM (eOEVl)

14 What is this Periodic Table of which you speak?

Posted by: Archimedes, Chemist at January 26, 2023 05:19 PM (eOEVl)

15 Biden to California: Drop Dead.

In pointed language, federal regulators rebuffed a request Tuesday from the operator of California’s last nuclear power plant that could have smoothed its pathway to securing a longer operating life for its twin reactors.
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In October, Pacific Gas & Electric asked the Nuclear Regulatory Commission to resume consideration of an application initially submitted in 2009 to extend the plant’s life, which later was withdrawn after PG&E in 2016 announced plans to shutter the reactors.

Under existing rules, the operating licenses for the sister reactors expire in 2024 and 2025, at which time they would be forced to close.

The adults in the room got to Gavin Newsom, and convinced him that closing California's last two nuclear plants, given the parlous state of California's electrical system, was suicidal.

Amazingly they convinced Newsom (blackouts are bad for Presidential campaigns), but Biden's minons on the Nuclear Regulatory Commission aren't having that. Shut the plants down, Cali.

Posted by: The Deep State! at January 26, 2023 05:19 PM (2tUFv)

16 "Not to worry, comrades -- he's a graduate of the Obama School for Constitutional Scholars and is much more intimate with the superior South African Constitution!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 26, 2023 05:19 PM (5jVSZ)

17 I find myself watching John Kennedy on yutube for the entertainment factor.
He is awesome with his awe shucks style and has a way of questioning someone to make them look really stupid.
Which isn't hard but it seems he is a master of his style.

Posted by: Bosk at January 26, 2023 05:19 PM (ZVuYy)

18
It's like a PhD chemist who doesn't know the difference between covalent and ionic bonds.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 26, 2023 05:18 PM (eOEVl)

___________

We call those people "management".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2023 05:20 PM (MoZTd)

19 Oh, and during his answer, Biden pulled a pocket Constitution from his jacket inside pocket and waved it around. You see, he kept it in that pocket, close to his heart, because it meant so much to him.

I don't know if a cyst filled with feces is an actual medical thing, but if it is, there's one between Joe Biden's ears.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 26, 2023 05:20 PM (cupoy)

20 You know what they call the guy to graduate last in Law school? Judge.

I think someone relayed that one here before.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 05:20 PM (zZu0s)

21 The adults in the room got to Gavin Newsom, and convinced him that closing California's last two nuclear plants, given the parlous state of California's electrical system, was suicidal.

Amazingly they convinced Newsom (blackouts are bad for Presidential campaigns), but Biden's minons on the Nuclear Regulatory Commission aren't having that. Shut the plants down, Cali.

Not seeing a down side here.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 26, 2023 05:20 PM (eOEVl)

22 So this ought to be an easy fail of a job interview.

I'm assuming she'll be voted in overwhelmingly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 05:20 PM (XvPQV)

23 This is what Law Professor Kennedy does, you would think aspiring confirmees would know this and be prepared. Even knowing they'll be confirmed anyway (Miss Lindsay waves hello), and the media won't cover this, still, their relatives will see this and laugh at them. I would.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 26, 2023 05:20 PM (fs1hN)

24 Bjelkengren

Filthy Scandies.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 26, 2023 05:20 PM (XlE1Z)

25 14 What is this Periodic Table of which you speak?
Posted by: Archimedes, Chemist at January 26, 2023 05:19 PM (eOEVl)

I always thought of him as more of an engineer. Man of Many Parts, regardless.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 05:20 PM (zZu0s)

26 The devolution of society, of man, is astounding to watch. In a decade we'll be on the same level as the Amoeba.

I wonder what channel that'll be...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 26, 2023 05:21 PM (Q4IgG)

27 "Following the disputed 2000 election, Chief Justice William Rehnquist wrote a concurring opinion in Bush v. Gore proposing an embryonic version of the independent state legislature theory. He argued that the Constitution’s assignment of elections authority to state legislatures diminishes state judges' power to alter "the general coherence of the legislative scheme." ...
Fifteen years later, the idea was exhumed as part of an effort to dismantle Arizona’s independent redistricting commission. Again, the Supreme Court rejected the theory and let the commission continue its work."

from lefty site:
https://www.brennancenter.org/our-work/
research-reports/independent-state-
legislature-theory-explained

My understanding is that it tells the courts to keep their stinking hands off the legislatures role in defining elections at the state level.
And I did not know that till 5 min. ago.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 26, 2023 05:21 PM (LiU+h)

28 That nuclear war would actually be preferable to the continuing rule of these imbeciles is a sobering thought.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 05:22 PM (Wo4FI)

29 Which isn't hard but it seems he is a master of his style.
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His sigh in the second vid when she started repeating her lame non-answer was perfect.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 26, 2023 05:22 PM (fs1hN)

30 Why should they understand a document they explicitly hate and intend to ignore?

When the GOP lets these fuckers through they are laughing at you not the democrats.

Posted by: sven at January 26, 2023 05:22 PM (Lzpvj)

31 Isn't it practically universal theory among law talking guys and gals that the CONUS doesn't mean anything at all until it's been "interpreted?"

Posted by: bonhomme at January 26, 2023 05:22 PM (eyxn4)

32 Doubt any of his Judicial picks ever read the Constitution

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2023 05:22 PM (xhxe8)

33 Read that.

I couldn't tell you off hand about Article V, but I recall quickly that Article II is to describe the Executive Branch and the Chief Executive.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2023 05:22 PM (krQz2)

34 All he was told was the job was his.

Posted by: Eromero at January 26, 2023 05:23 PM (1vBNQ)

35 Is its a crime against humanity that these... things, that call themselves judges, are allowed to sit a bench and wear the robe after being outed as so completely incompetent.

The Rule of Law is being slaughtered in its bed as we watch.

Posted by: Hereogar at January 26, 2023 05:23 PM (fZN3f)

36 Bjelkengren is a really Scandi sounding name. So I'm gonna go ahead and blame this on Minnesoooootah, without evidence of her actual origin, because I'm just in that sort of mood at this particular moment. And because it's been a couple of days since my former state of residence did something retarded, so they're probably due.

Posted by: CppThis at January 26, 2023 05:23 PM (PZvjL)

37 We are so boned.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2023 05:23 PM (uL3gr)

38 Does she at least know what a woman is?

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 26, 2023 05:23 PM (5DT4r)

39 Stupid is as stupid does I guess.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 26, 2023 05:23 PM (nxdel)

40 She also doesn't know what Article V is,
.......

Don't tell me... "she" is really a he.

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2023 05:23 PM (v0R5T)

41 Our Flounder > Animal House Flounder

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 05:24 PM (XvPQV)

42 "Biden is filling the judiciary with sub-Biden intellects, and I didn't think that was possible."

There's a saying in business. A-players hire A-players. B-players hire Cs.

There is no comparable equivalent to what Biden's doing here.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 26, 2023 05:24 PM (/iWhV)

43 Hey jewells!

How are you doing?

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 05:24 PM (Wo4FI)

44 That Keh-taaaaani Brown got away with "I don't know what a woman is," was the point at which DC should have been shut down for remediation. This? This is just the gilding on the shit-lily.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2023 05:24 PM (XF9Gj)

45 Raysis.

Posted by: Jumanji Brown Action Jackson at January 26, 2023 05:24 PM (sWM8x)

46 > I'm assuming she'll be voted in overwhelmingly.

Jumanji couldn't even tell you what a woman is. Why would anyone care about any CONUS article shmarticle?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 26, 2023 05:24 PM (eyxn4)

47 Charnelle Bjelkengren
.......

Gesundheit.

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2023 05:24 PM (v0R5T)

48 Guarantee you that you could ask any number of senators and representatives the same questions and they would come up blank. Granted there are exceptions but for the most part our elected representatives are as clueless as this bimbo.

We are no longer educating our people in the basics. die garbage has overtaken most higher education.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 26, 2023 05:24 PM (uNylN)

49 Wait, is Charnelle the girl version of Charnel?

Posted by: Eromero at January 26, 2023 05:25 PM (1vBNQ)

50 A reminder: affirmative action failures such as this soon-to-be-confirmed (yep, she's a reliable vote rather than a legal scholar/mediocrity so the Dems will stick to her) soon will be in your cockpits and operating rooms. Additionally, to grease the skids for the unqualified, medical students no longer have to take MCAT, lawyers the LSAT.

Diversity is our death. Your city will be turned into Jackson, Mississippi. Dig a well.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 26, 2023 05:25 PM (KSNKu)

51 There's a saying in business. A-players hire A-players. B-players hire Cs.

There is no comparable equivalent to what Biden's doing here.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 26, 2023 05:24 PM (/iWhV)

Bad leaders are threatened usually by competent underlings. That is not what is going on here. I am sure this gal is woke enough and that is the goal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 05:25 PM (zZu0s)

52 We are no longer educating our people in the basics. die garbage has overtaken most higher education.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 26, 2023 05:24 PM (uNylN)
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It hadn't been about education for at least fifty years.

All about pumping out good little citizens.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 05:25 PM (Wo4FI)

53
Speaking of Legal Lamonts, you know Big Dummies about the law, a federal court just issued an injuction against enforcement of California's "medical misinformation" law that would ban doctors from speaking against Covid "vaccines" and such.

The law was quite literally laughed out of court by the federal judge, so poorly written it was. Most of the wording was done by a doctor name Richard Pan, a vaccine fanatic pediatrician.

The judge said, "while statutes need not be written with mathematical precision, they must be intelligible." This referred to a clause that the judge said was "impossible to parse".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2023 05:25 PM (Mzdiz)

54 We are so boned.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2023 05:23 PM (uL3gr)

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Idiocracy 2: Harrison Bergeron Boogaloo.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 26, 2023 05:26 PM (5DT4r)

55 46 > I'm assuming she'll be voted in overwhelmingly.

Jumanji couldn't even tell you what a woman is. Why would anyone care about any CONUS article shmarticle?
Posted by: bonhomme at January 26, 2023 05:24 PM (eyxn4)

why indeed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 05:26 PM (XvPQV)

56 Yes!! Hornberger!!!

Yes. Hornberger.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 26, 2023 05:26 PM (nnp+f)

57 COTUS not CONUS, dammit!

Posted by: bonhomme at January 26, 2023 05:26 PM (eyxn4)

58

Charnelle Bjelkengren

How the fuck is that pronounced.

She's from Washington...ah yes, another fuck up to be blamed on Microsoft.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 26, 2023 05:27 PM (XnbJC)

59 There's a saying in business. A-players hire A-players. B-players hire Cs.

There is no comparable equivalent to what Biden's doing here.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 26, 2023 05:24 PM

biden ain't doing squat. He is about as effective as weekend at bernie's. He is signing anything that comes across his desk. He has no clue what is going on.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 26, 2023 05:27 PM (uNylN)

60 She will be the Democrats “go to” judge for those “acid-related” rulings

Posted by: SMOD at January 26, 2023 05:27 PM (dIdpt)

61 COTUS not CONUS, dammit!
Posted by: bonhomme at January 26, 2023 05:26 PM (eyxn4)
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I was wondering where the continental United States came into it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 26, 2023 05:27 PM (XlE1Z)

62 "Following the disputed 2000 election, Chief Justice William Rehnquist wrote a concurring opinion in Bush v. Gore proposing an embryonic version of the independent state legislature theory. He argued that the Constitution’s assignment of elections authority to state legislatures diminishes state judges' power to alter "the general coherence of the legislative scheme." ...
Fifteen years later, the idea was exhumed as part of an effort to dismantle Arizona’s independent redistricting commission. Again, the Supreme Court rejected the theory and let the commission continue its work."
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I remember that decision. And it hits the nail right on the head.

The Supreme Court of Florida interfered excessively with the Secretary of State's role in certifying the vote. It's almost as if they stepped in and dictated that there would be no total until the Court was happy with it.

Which is ridiculous. The SoS and the Florida Legislature had to hustle to make the EC deadline.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2023 05:27 PM (krQz2)

63 48 Guarantee you that you could ask any number of senators and representatives the same questions and they would come up blank. Granted there are exceptions but for the most part our elected representatives are as clueless as this bimbo.

We are no longer educating our people in the basics. die garbage has overtaken most higher education.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 26, 2023 05:24 PM (uNylN)

The average senator or congressman today probably can't read or write at a seventh-grade level. The Help and the Hos just need to show up, and not even that so much any longer.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 26, 2023 05:27 PM (KSNKu)

64 Given the stupidity of the judicial class these days you have to hand to the equally, if not more retarded civilians who make up juries that put up with some of this shit. And hats off to the judges who, honestly, haven't a fucking clue what they're doing.

We deserve what we get.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 26, 2023 05:28 PM (Q4IgG)

65 I said, "Caldbec is the hill to die on"

Posted by: Harald Godwinson at January 26, 2023 05:28 PM (xhaym)

66 The judge said, "while statutes need not be written with mathematical precision, they must be intelligible." This referred to a clause that the judge said was "impossible to parse".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2023 05:25 PM (Mzdiz)

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LOL. Nice Smackdown ... and by that standard, 99% of the Federal Code should be thrown out.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 26, 2023 05:28 PM (5DT4r)

67
It hadn't been about education for at least fifty years.

All about pumping out good little citizens.
Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 05:25 PM (Wo4FI)
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Pumping

Posted by: School Groomers at January 26, 2023 05:29 PM (krQz2)

68 Our Flounder > Animal House Flounder
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 05:24
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This is known.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 26, 2023 05:29 PM (ju2Fy)

69 Here are two fully functional billion $ nuclear reactors.

Gotta shut em down. Piece of paper says "2024"

Can I get a new piece of paper with, maybe "2034" on it?

Nope. Paper says so.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 26, 2023 05:29 PM (aYRzU)

70 Wow, so... which Ivy Law school spawned that intellect?

Princeton? Harvard?

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at January 26, 2023 05:29 PM (53oGX)

71 I'm admittedly fuzzy on many of the structural specifics of the Constitution, but it's not in my job description to know it really well and I'd certainly learn it right quick if I was ever going anywhere near a courtroom--even if it was just to be an expert witness* for some trial. In the software engineering world we often give a basic coding test to job applicants to see if they're full of shit. Someone just failed the judicial equivalent.

* Engineers don't get called to the witness stand or jury box for the same reason that belligerent nations don't use nuclear weapons. Do you have any idea what sort of collateral damage spills out when an engineer is compelled to tell the whole truth about everything?

Posted by: CppThis at January 26, 2023 05:30 PM (PZvjL)

72 Remember these people are often making decisions about Americans lives that are supposed to be rooted in American law. Her answers say a lot about licensing of attorneys, not just pathetic law schools.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 26, 2023 05:30 PM (y0TXe)

73 Biden's minons on the Nuclear Regulatory Commission
.......

You mean all those trannies dancing around their offices in sleeveless dresses and stealing luggage at airports?

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2023 05:30 PM (v0R5T)

74 Careful.

It's not easy to only bowl marbles where you want them to go on a boat.

Posted by: DaveA at January 26, 2023 05:30 PM (FhXTo)

75 The average senator or congressman today probably can't read or write at a seventh-grade level. The Help and the Hos just need to show up, and not even that so much any longer.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 26, 2023 05:27 PM (KSNKu)

Well, they don't read the Bills, they don't write the Bills, and they vote how they're told to vote. What do they do? Fundraise and campaign. That's the gig.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 26, 2023 05:30 PM (cupoy)

76 NYPost reports that a MD who claimed obesity can't be treated with diet and exercise has joined the Biden administration.

https://bit.ly/3HCpzU1

We fOlLow thE ScieNCe!

Posted by: bonhomme at January 26, 2023 05:30 PM (eyxn4)

77 I wonder if Bjelkengren is more forthcoming with her answers when questioned by a Democrat. If I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt, I'd say she was instructed to not really answer any question from a Republican.

But the real truth is probably that she's just not really interested in becoming knowledgeable, and has made decisions regarding the law in her current role after a quick Google search to inform her what her opinion is supposed to be.

Yeah, exactly the kind of judge a Democrat would love to appoint.

Posted by: Lieutenant Duh at January 26, 2023 05:30 PM (oxSjI)

78 Don't blame Biden for this one. Blame that stupid bitch - Patty Murray - for putting her name forward.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at January 26, 2023 05:31 PM (TU8Tj)

79 Wow, so... which Ivy Law school spawned that intellect?

Princeton? Harvard?
Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at January 26, 2023 05:29 PM (53oGX)
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She was not positioned for success, bigots!

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2023 05:31 PM (krQz2)

80 > I was wondering where the continental United States came into it.

I'm a big dummy.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 26, 2023 05:31 PM (eyxn4)

81 Hey SMH! Rough weekend but feeling better. Thanks for asking.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 26, 2023 05:31 PM (nxdel)

82 About that bill outlawing medical misinformation....
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This referred to a clause that the judge said was "impossible to parse.
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That's how you can tell it was written by a real Doctor.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 26, 2023 05:31 PM (vivhj)

83 78 Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at January 26, 2023 05:31 PM (TU8Tj)

How's about I just blame every democrat and call it even?

Posted by: sven at January 26, 2023 05:31 PM (Lzpvj)

84 "Your problem is that I know your real methodology
and will be sharing it with the world tomorrow."

Ooh, Maybe Lamont/Chuy can give us a
Flaming Sugar Skull.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2023 05:32 PM (NpAcC)

85 If you want those reactors to run longer, you gotta pay a consultant $100 million to study the reactors. As luck would have it, my brudder is just such a consultant. He normally takes 10 years to do the study, but he might could do it faster for yous for a slight fee increase.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 26, 2023 05:32 PM (aYRzU)

86 Oh goodness, sound like Kristol has set himself up for some defamation suits --- and if accounts were banned which were earning money he could have some real damages to pay!

Posted by: Thatch at January 26, 2023 05:32 PM (A+k5G)

87
Charnelle Bjelkengren is another name that sounds like one of those silly fake names the Bee makes up for their stories.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2023 05:33 PM (oINRc)

88 This jeenyus is from Gonzanga Law School; I've never heard of that one. Any input, lawyer morons?

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at January 26, 2023 05:33 PM (oedLL)

89 But the real truth is probably that she's just not really interested in becoming knowledgeable, and has made decisions regarding the law in her current role after a quick Google search to inform her what her opinion is supposed to be.

Yeah, exactly the kind of judge a Democrat would love to appoint.
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Ah! an NPC

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 26, 2023 05:34 PM (fs1hN)

90 I know the Articles. I have not been to law school. Jeebus.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2023 05:34 PM (oINRc)

91 I gotta ask this...

Canooks, is this really a thing???

https://tinyurl.com/48dfn83d

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 05:34 PM (Wo4FI)

92 It hadn't been about education for at least fifty years.
All about pumping out good little citizens.
Posted by: SMH

My theory (not main cause, but major contributor)

-During war/post war, teachers were competent.
-Post war there were a lot of ex-military teaching and they had real life experience and competence.

-Baby boom meant anyone with a pulse could get hired
-Baby bust meant that the good ones left and the dregs took over.

We are living in the world created by the people who could not get a job selling shoes, so they taught HS civics.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 26, 2023 05:35 PM (LiU+h)

93 In my junior level PolySci class--where people are mainly PolySci majors or minors--on the American Legislature, I was the ONLY one in the class who could name Speaker, majority and minority leaders of both Houses, and whip or two.

I was also the only one who could name all 9 justices at the time.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2023 05:35 PM (krQz2)

94 The Sundowner administration is loading the judiciary with dyed in the wool Marxists

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2023 05:35 PM (xhxe8)

95 Charnelle sounds like the kind of person that might name her child Lamont.

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2023 05:35 PM (v0R5T)

96 The thing to remember here is your "elected" congress critter doesn't legislate. His/Her/It's staff does.

And... you didn't "vote" for them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 26, 2023 05:35 PM (Q4IgG)

97 88. She was not tall enough for the basketball team so they put her in the law school.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 26, 2023 05:35 PM (y0TXe)

98 Wow, except for our political leanings, it appears there is not a 'ron or 'ette who is not qualified to be a superior court judge in WA.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 26, 2023 05:35 PM (1EFfL)

99 Trump said doody.

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 05:36 PM (BXxcV)

100 Notice she kept citing her credentials while being pristinely unaware that they do not constitute qualifications for the job she was applying for.

These people are so stupid they can't even figure out they are stupid.

Posted by: Thatch at January 26, 2023 05:36 PM (A+k5G)

101 How soon until we hear about White Supremacy and Ableism?

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2023 05:36 PM (krQz2)

102
The average senator or congressman today probably can't read or write at a seventh-grade level. The Help and the Hos just need to show up, and not even that so much any longer.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 26, 2023 05:27 PM

Ho wee seege o oar knot. Eagles.

Posted by: John Festterman at January 26, 2023 05:37 PM (enJYY)

103 I will bet she uses correct pronouns, however.
Posted by: Czech Chick

I'll bet she munches carpet while enjoying pictures of deformed children in disciplinary postures over her bed...

Posted by: Paul Peelousey at January 26, 2023 05:37 PM (8YsYN)

104 I can't tell whether she is a member of one of the protected groups other than Female...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2023 05:37 PM (bs+z0)

105 Well, no wonder she's not brilliant. She doesn't have three names.

Posted by: Just Sayin' at January 26, 2023 05:37 PM (DhOHl)

106 What is this "Constitution" you are speaking of congressman Kennedy?

Posted by: Charnelle Bjelkengren at January 26, 2023 05:37 PM (u4CEu)

107 ...aaaand it doesn't matter, she will be appointed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 05:37 PM (0hOvj)

108 *watches Sen. Kennedy's questioning*

*processes nominee's answers*

*facepalm*

Posted by: Associate Justice Thomas at January 26, 2023 05:37 PM (4I/2K)

109 This is why Hillsdale has an annual constitution class in DC for congressional members. My guess is it is less populated with Democrats.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 26, 2023 05:38 PM (y0TXe)

110 I gotta ask this...

Canooks, is this really a thing???

https://tinyurl.com/48dfn83d
Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 05:34 PM (Wo4FI)

Oh, Honey, I know you are from HI, but you never read Little Cabin in the Big Woods by Laura Ingalls Wilder? That is part of sugarin'

Go buy all the Laura Ingalls Wilder books, (AKA Little House on the Prairie Series) read them and send them one at a time your grandaughters, and call them up to talk about them.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2023 05:38 PM (xhaym)

111 Sometimes, I'll come across a meme...and it blows my mind.

This is one of them.

https://tinyurl.com/ytx328ve

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 05:38 PM (Wo4FI)

112 These hearings are clearly misogynistic.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 26, 2023 05:38 PM (H8QX8)

113 Constitution? Do you speak it, motherfucker?!

Posted by: Senator John Kennedy at January 26, 2023 05:38 PM (krQz2)

114 > Charnelle Bjelkengren

Funny, she doesn't look Scandi.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 26, 2023 05:38 PM (bW8dp)

115 These hearings are clearly misogynistic.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 26, 2023 05:38 PM (H8QX

---
There is a galling lack of positioning!

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2023 05:39 PM (krQz2)

116 The good news is that a 100 meter diameter asteroid strike on D.C. would do a very nice job of resetting this entire mess, and the political side with the guns would be in charge of starting things back up.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 26, 2023 05:39 PM (CecP5)

117 Damn. I just found a pube hair on my coke. Man, does that bring back memories!

Posted by: Anita Hill at January 26, 2023 05:39 PM (sWM8x)

118 113 Constitution? Do you speak it, motherfucker?!
Posted by: Senator John Kennedy

She knows she doesn't need to know it because she won't be using it in her decisions anyway

Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2023 05:40 PM (bs+z0)

119 Gonzanga hired that female thing from Missouri that got bounced for sicing " muscle " on parents protesting the diseased filled their kids were being taught at a area college.

Posted by: Paul Peelousey at January 26, 2023 05:40 PM (8YsYN)

120 > Go buy all the Laura Ingalls Wilder books, (AKA Little House on the Prairie Series) read them and send them one at a time your grandaughters, and call them up to talk about them.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2023 05:38 PM (xhaym)

Make sure to get them before they get woked into oblivion. That process is under way as we speak.

It's a good general rule of thumb to buy old used editions of classic children's books if you can possibly find them. Some of the ones that have been "updated for modern readers" are nigh unrecognizable these days.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 26, 2023 05:40 PM (bW8dp)

121

Is she from the same place that Turdburglar Buttjudge crawled out from??

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 26, 2023 05:41 PM (XnbJC)

122 Also, Gonzaga basketball sucks rabid hyena anal rundown off its diseased necrotic scrote...

Posted by: Paul Peelousey at January 26, 2023 05:41 PM (8YsYN)

123 Ooh, Maybe Lamont/Chuy can give us a
Flaming Sugar Skull.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2023 05:32 PM (NpAcC)

For Kristol it should be a flaming donut.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 26, 2023 05:41 PM (Ost2s)

124 I can't tell whether she is a member of one of the protected groups other than Female...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2023 05:37 PM (bs+z0)
.........

She's a Democrat, so basically retarded.

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2023 05:41 PM (v0R5T)

125 Clarification of the Day:

The German Foreign Ministry says the German Foreign Minister is wrong, and that the country is not at war with Russia.

Germany's found their very own Biden!

Green Party member, natch.

Posted by: The Deep State! at January 26, 2023 05:42 PM (2tUFv)

126 Part II in which Pfizer clown realizes he just blew up his career.

https://tinyurl.com/yw8krz4c

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2023 05:42 PM (ZLI7S)

127 Charnelle Bjelkengren
.......

Gesundheit.
Posted by: wth

lol

Posted by: JT at January 26, 2023 05:42 PM (T4tVD)

128 Article about this at red state adds that Trump also nominated a judge who could not answer the same question from Kennedy and had enough honor to withdraw his name from consideration. Do not think that will happen here.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 26, 2023 05:42 PM (y0TXe)

129 Completely OT: I finally found a cornbread recipe that tastes like my mom's.
Light, fluffy, crunchy on the outside, stiff enough to take butter.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2023 05:43 PM (xhaym)

130 I can't tell whether she is a member of one of the protected groups other than Female...

She is Black, under our Official Racial Classification System.

Posted by: The Deep State! at January 26, 2023 05:43 PM (2tUFv)

131 Well, they don't read the Bills, they don't write the Bills, and they vote how they're told to vote. What do they do? Fundraise and campaign. That's the gig.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 26, 2023 05:30 PM (cupoy)

They can't really comprehend the bills and even that assumes they even can read them. These fine specimens are about to get us all vaporized in a nuclear war and they don't even have a single clue that's happening.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 26, 2023 05:43 PM (KSNKu)

132 Laura Ingalls Wilder books

I have a box set. Grandma got me the first one when I was about 10.

Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2023 05:44 PM (ZEa+g)

133 Judge Bjelkengren is a member of the Spokane Chapter of the NAACP

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2023 05:44 PM (v0R5T)

134 I'm assuming she'll be voted in overwhelmingly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 05:20 PM

And you know the Turtle and Ms. Lindsey will vote yes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2023 05:44 PM (Wnv9h)

135 123 For Kristol it should be a flaming donut.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 26, 2023 05:41 PM (Ost2s)

A boat burning to the waterline. Actually, I think Ace once used something like for an Admiral Billy related dumpster fire.

Posted by: CppThis at January 26, 2023 05:44 PM (PZvjL)

136 The good news is that a 100 meter diameter asteroid strike on D.C. would do a very nice job of resetting this entire mess, and the political side with the guns would be in charge of starting things back up.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 26, 2023 05:39 PM (CecP5)
--------
Recent text exchange --

Me: Looks like the asteroid failed to hit DC.
Wifey: Oh well, maybe in another 5-9 years...

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 26, 2023 05:44 PM (lhfF0)

137
https://tinyurl.com/ytx328ve
Posted by: SMH

I am not sure if you believe it was fake, or if you are just now finding out about the "twins" mission that blowed up.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 26, 2023 05:44 PM (LiU+h)

138 134 I'm assuming she'll be voted in overwhelmingly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 05:20 PM

And you know the Turtle and Ms. Lindsey will vote yes.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2023 05:44 PM (Wnv9h)

And Pierre Delecto

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 05:44 PM (XvPQV)

139 Posted by: JackStraw

That is hilarious!

Posted by: Bosk at January 26, 2023 05:45 PM (ZVuYy)

140

Gonzaga is second only to Evergreen College for being an Oak Island pit of never-ending progtard filth.

Posted by: Paul Peelousey at January 26, 2023 05:45 PM (8YsYN)

141 129 Completely OT: I finally found a cornbread recipe that tastes like my mom's.
Light, fluffy, crunchy on the outside, stiff enough to take butter.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2023 05:43 PM (xhaym)

So, Joe Biden does not pass your cornbread litmus test, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 05:45 PM (zZu0s)

142 My name is Charnelle Bjelkengren and I am judge! I know shit about laws and other shit.

Posted by: Charnelle Bjelkengren at January 26, 2023 05:45 PM (u4CEu)

143 More fun facts:
Bjelkengren is an active member of the Spokane County Bar Association, where she has been a member of the Diversity Section since 2019, has served on the Volunteer Lawyers Program Advisory Committee since 2021 and was a member of the Systemic Racism Taskforce in 2022.

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2023 05:45 PM (v0R5T)

144 Big MSM headline that we just killed an Islamic leader in Somalia.

Uh, just what threat is ANYONE in Somalia, to the US? I musts missed that declaration of war.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2023 05:46 PM (oHd/0)

145 133 Judge Bjelkengren is a member of the Spokane Chapter of the NAACP
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2023 05:44 PM (v0R5T)

Of course

Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2023 05:46 PM (bs+z0)

146 "In my 12 years, that subject never came up."

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2023 05:46 PM (krQz2)

147 Waddya expect out of an affirmative action judge?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 26, 2023 05:46 PM (trdmm)

148 Maybe it's a terribel idea to put people into power with Aztec step pyramid phenotypes.

Posted by: Mr. Anderson at January 26, 2023 05:46 PM (zHXuw)

149 I was just trying to go on a date!
Gross little f*g.

Posted by: Bosk at January 26, 2023 05:46 PM (ZVuYy)

150 I have looked all over this site, but I don't see anything to indicate it is satire:

While well intending citizens lined up, did the right thing, and received their COVID19 vaccinations -- now seeming to do more harm than good -- their unvaccinated friends stood by and let them do it. Some of them said too little. Some said nothing at all.

Even though they knew what we didn't.

Our blood is now on their hands.

https://iqfy.com/unvaccinated-silence/

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 26, 2023 05:46 PM (aYRzU)

151 What do they do? Fundraise and campaign. That's the gig.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 26, 2023 05:30 PM (cupoy)

Long ago I realized that they are no better than celebrities who endorse their own perfume.

We need to reduce and localize gov. to the point where legislatures actually legislate instead of endorse for profit.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 26, 2023 05:46 PM (LiU+h)

152 122 Also, Gonzaga basketball sucks rabid hyena anal rundown off its diseased necrotic scrote...
Posted by: Paul Peelousey at January 26, 2023 05:41 PM (8YsYN)

CC: Chavez the Hugo's Ghost

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 05:47 PM (XvPQV)

153 > 124 I can't tell whether she is a member of one of the protected groups other than Female...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2023 05:37 PM (bs+z0)
.........

According to one article I turned up, she "identifies as" black.

No idea where she got the Scandi name. Possibly an ex-husband, or ex-lesbian wife or something.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 26, 2023 05:47 PM (bW8dp)

154 Why do they bother holding these hearings.. We all know the Dems will vote in lock step for her as will the RINO's

Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2023 05:47 PM (bs+z0)

155
So the Pfizer goon's defense is he was lying. To get laid.

ROFL.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2023 05:48 PM (Mzdiz)

156 "What is this Periodic Table of which you speak?"

"that is a very misogynistic question ... and I might add, yes, men can have periods. But I can't answer "what is a woman' ..." all Biden dummy leftist judges.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 26, 2023 05:48 PM (Cus5s)

157 Why even ask about Article II at this point? Do you think we are still in that transitional period where there is some pretense of working around it? That was so last week.

Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at January 26, 2023 05:48 PM (3AD8C)

158 >This is one of them.

https://tinyurl.com/ytx328ve

I can't read the text- too lo-res

what am I looking at

Posted by: DB at January 26, 2023 05:48 PM (geLO8)

159 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 26, 2023 05:46 PM (aYRzU)

IQfy is satire.

Very obvious in some places. Less so in others. It's a joke. They tear the Left to shreds.

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 05:49 PM (BXxcV)

160 Uh, just what threat is ANYONE in Somalia, to the US? I musts missed that declaration of war.

Ilhan's having us wipe out members of rival clans.

Posted by: The Deep State! at January 26, 2023 05:49 PM (2tUFv)

161 I love it.

A dumb as dirt "judiciary" is exactly what this country has been missing for over 200 plus years.

Fits the federal government to a tee.

Thanks Joe!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 26, 2023 05:49 PM (R/m4+)

162
Oh man, Bjelkengren is one of those unfortunates who actually *looks* stupid. Like, in every photo. She just has "hurr-durrrr" stamped on her forehead.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2023 05:49 PM (oINRc)

163 129 Completely OT: I finally found a cornbread recipe that tastes like my mom's.
Light, fluffy, crunchy on the outside, stiff enough to take butter.
Posted by: Kindltot

recipe please.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 26, 2023 05:49 PM (LiU+h)

164 >Surprise! Biden's Latest Appointment to the Federal Judiciary Doesn't Know What Article II of the Constitution Is

no matter- I'd like to be the 1st to congratulate the nominee on her appointment

Posted by: DB at January 26, 2023 05:50 PM (geLO8)

165 It's OK, folks! I graduated first in my law school class and I don't know what any of the parts or articles or appendiments of the Constitution are! And look where I am now! That judge will probably become President, too!

Posted by: Joe POTUS at January 26, 2023 05:50 PM (AMIL/)

166 > Light, fluffy, crunchy on the outside, stiff enough to take butter.

And NO SUGAR. No honey. No corn syrup. No sweetener of any kind. Corn bread is a savory food, not a dessert.

If you so choose, you can put honey or syrup or jelly on it after it's baked, but putting any sweetener in the batter is an atrocity.

Also, those who don't presoak the corn meal to soften it before adding the other ingredients deserve to go to hell by choking on a piece of dry, gritty corn bread.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 26, 2023 05:50 PM (bW8dp)

167 Project Veritas
@Project_Veritas
SHOCKING:
@Pfizer
Director Physically Assaults
@JamesOKeefeIII
& Veritas Staff; Destroys iPad Showing Undercover Recordings About “Mutating” Covid Virus; NYPD RESPONDS!

“I’m just someone who’s working
in a company that’s trying to literally help the public.”

“You fu*ked up!”

https://tinyurl.com/5aj9atxf

Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2023 05:50 PM (NpAcC)

168 Uh, just what threat is ANYONE in Somalia, to the US? I musts missed that declaration of war.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2023 05:46 PM

Word on the street is that Somalia was getting ready to send him here to work as a Bro Fo staffer.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2023 05:50 PM (Wnv9h)

169 We've been fooling around in Somalia for ages. Most recently it's been done under the umbrella of various regional anti-piracy operations, which is broad enough to do whatever.

Posted by: CppThis at January 26, 2023 05:50 PM (PZvjL)

170 How is this Viking on the NAACP? This bitch is as black as I am, and I’m very white. I smell another Elizabeth Warren racial scam.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 26, 2023 05:50 PM (gcGYv)

171 I have looked all over this site, but I don't see anything to indicate it is satire:

While well intending citizens lined up, did the right thing, and received their COVID19 vaccinations -- now seeming to do more harm than good -- their unvaccinated friends stood by and let them do it. Some of them said too little. Some said nothing at all.

Even though they knew what we didn't.

Our blood is now on their hands.

https://iqfy.com/unvaccinated-silence/

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire
===

We rational people were not allowed to speak up. Many of us did and were shouted down and socially ostracized. So sorry... nope not at all.

Merry Myocarditas and Happy Heart Attack!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 26, 2023 05:51 PM (u4CEu)

172 Generally Accepted Accounting Principles?

Financial Accounting Standards Board?

Accounting Equation?

Not coming to mind at the moment.

Okay, how about the Double Entry Accounting System?

*strains to recall while tilting head like a confused dog*

Nope, that neither.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 26, 2023 05:51 PM (4I/2K)

173 Article about this at red state adds that Trump also nominated a judge who could not answer the same question from Kennedy and had enough honor to withdraw his name from consideration. Do not think that will happen here.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 26, 2023 05:42 PM (y0TXe)

---------

A pretty reliable Rorschach Test between today's political right and left are those still capable of experiencing shame vs. not.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 26, 2023 05:51 PM (lhfF0)

174 It hadn't been about education for at least fifty years.

All about pumping out good little citizens.
Posted by: SMH

May God Bless You, platoon sergeant. I was one of those ignorant good citizens, even as a chief warrant officer. Completely pig ignorant of how incredibly stupid I was. I've worked my a$$ of to remediate what the Louisiana public school system, and the Louisiana United Methodist Church Conference did to my education in the 60s. At least I' m now scared to death of what I don't know, and it is legion.

There go I, but for the good grace of God, and Jesus on my shoulder.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 26, 2023 05:51 PM (3CCua)

175 The Left likes to change and replace words.

I think if we changed the word "politician" to "self-dealer", a lot of things would fall into place for a lot of people.

Self-dealer Nancy Pelosi is up for reelection
Self-dealer Kevin McCarthy was just appointed to SOTH
Self-dealer Eric Swalwell is upset about being kicked off the Intel Committee

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 05:51 PM (BXxcV)

176 Canada will send Ukraine 4 Leopard battle tanks: defence minister

Frankly, I don't see why Russia doesn't surrender right now.

Posted by: The Deep State! at January 26, 2023 05:52 PM (2tUFv)

177 > How is this Viking on the NAACP? This bitch is as black as I am, and I’m very white.

She's definitely got some melanin, though I would have said Latino rather than black just from looking at her pictures.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 26, 2023 05:52 PM (bW8dp)

178 176 Canada will send Ukraine 4 Leopard battle tanks: defence minister

Frankly, I don't see why Russia doesn't surrender right now.
Posted by: The Deep State! at January 26, 2023 05:52 PM (2tUFv)

Looks like more targets for the Ruskies

Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2023 05:52 PM (bs+z0)

179 how embarrassing. yikes.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at January 26, 2023 05:52 PM (mnUzy)

180 Canooks, is this really a thing???

https://tinyurl.com/48dfn83d
Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 05:34 PM (Wo4FI)

Oh, Honey, I know you are from HI, but you never read Little Cabin in the Big Woods by Laura Ingalls Wilder? That is part of sugarin'

Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2023 05:38 PM (xhaym)

Little House in the Big Woods

Yeah, they are pretty good books.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 26, 2023 05:53 PM (eoQWY)

181 Today I learned that the Canuckistanis actually bought some Leopard tanks.

What, did we refuse to sell them Abrams or something?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 26, 2023 05:54 PM (bW8dp)

182 She's definitely got some melanin, though I would have said Latino rather than black just from looking at her pictures.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 26, 2023 05:52 PM (bW8dp)

Just like Sparkle Markle... Saw her half sister on Tucker the other night and she looked a lot like Sparkle only older and fair haired...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2023 05:54 PM (bs+z0)

183 Canada will send Ukraine 4 Leopard battle tanks: defence minister

Frankly, I don't see why Russia doesn't surrender right now.
Posted by: The Deep State! at January 26, 2023 05:52 PM

Canada has armor?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2023 05:55 PM (Wnv9h)

184 EXCLUSIVE: Matt Gaetz To Introduce PENCIL Act Blocking Adam Schiff From Reviewing Classified Information

https://tinyurl.com/27mcmrxv

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 26, 2023 05:55 PM (w0NJk)

185
Our blood is now on their hands.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 26, 2023 05:46 PM (aYRzU)

Not on my hands. I warned my leftists sister, with data from other non-communist countries, that she was gonna die if she kept getting jabbed. She took my data and went to Snopes.

* crickets *

My conscience is as clear as the post sexual discharge of Hillary Clinton and Huma.

Posted by: John Festterman at January 26, 2023 05:55 PM (enJYY)

186 Gavel and gavel! What is gavel?

Posted by: Here Come Duh Judge at January 26, 2023 05:55 PM (iayUP)

187 Miss Lindsay will probably make an impassioned speech against the nomination , but finish by noting the nominees disability, and say "I too have always depended on the kindness of strangers " and then vote yes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 26, 2023 05:55 PM (dHzaG)

188 Paul Massaro continues to masturbate on Twitter:

After victory, Ukraine will become a prosperous regional powerhouse and beacon of freedom in the world

Posted by: The Deep State! at January 26, 2023 05:55 PM (2tUFv)

189 I am not sure if you believe it was fake, or if you are just now finding out about the "twins" mission that blowed up.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 26, 2023 05:44 PM (LiU+h)
___

With software available to age people (like for missing children), the jury is still out.

But the fact that our govt is willing to lie about anything, it wouldn't surprise me that everything I ever believed about this nation turns out to be a lie.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 05:56 PM (Wo4FI)

190 After victory, Ukraine will become a prosperous regional powerhouse and beacon of freedom in the world
Posted by: The Deep State! at January 26, 2023 05:55 PM (2tUFv)

Victory ain't gonna happen

Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2023 05:56 PM (bs+z0)

191 Mmmm, more tanks. The last ones tasted delicious!

Posted by: Russo-Ukrainian Mud at January 26, 2023 05:56 PM (PZvjL)

192 Canada has armor?

Not after they send the four tanks to Ukraine.

Posted by: The Deep State! at January 26, 2023 05:56 PM (2tUFv)

193 We've been fooling around in Somalia for ages. Most recently it's been done under the umbrella of various regional anti-piracy operations, which is broad enough to do whatever.
Posted by: CppThis at January 26, 2023 05:50 PM (PZvjL)

The best way to handle pirates is cheap and effective, a Q ship. Decorate it, fill it with marines/navy gunmen and when the little boats show up drop the disguise and open fire.

Zero chance they will do that again.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 26, 2023 05:57 PM (eoQWY)

194 This pig ignorant "judge" will get a minimum of 20 republican senate votes. And I'm low balling here.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 26, 2023 05:57 PM (u4CEu)

195 " Canada will send Ukraine 4 Leopard battle tanks: defence minister"

Wait'll them Russki hosers get a High Kinetic Energy Discarding-Sabot 120 mm Armor Piercing Back Bacon Penetrator round slapped up against the reactive armor; that will wake them up!

Posted by: Doug 'Hell On Wheels Eh' McKenzie at January 26, 2023 05:57 PM (oedLL)

196 190 After victory, Ukraine will become a prosperous regional powerhouse and beacon of freedom in the world
Posted by: The Deep State! at January 26, 2023 05:55 PM (2tUFv)

Victory ain't gonna happen
Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2023 05:56 PM (bs+z0)

Just need to adjust the conditions under which victory is considered to have been achieved.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 26, 2023 05:57 PM (eYoxG)

197
Lamont, you big dummy!

You got a shot as a Biden nominee for the
Supreme Court!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2023 05:57 PM (JWdaN)

198 Canada has armor?

Not after they send the four tanks to Ukraine.
Posted by: The Deep State

So it's time for the two middle provinces to rise up?

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 26, 2023 05:58 PM (3CCua)

199 188 Paul Massaro continues to masturbate on Twitter:

After victory, Ukraine will become a prosperous regional powerhouse and beacon of freedom in the world
Posted by: The Deep State! at January 26, 2023 05:55 PM (2tUFv)

Triumphalism is strong with this one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 05:58 PM (zZu0s)

200 LOL
The Pfizer -Project Veritas video is 28 minutes old and already has 150K views.

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 26, 2023 05:59 PM (DB16e)

201 > Wait'll them Russki hosers get a High Kinetic Energy Discarding-Sabot 120 mm Armor Piercing Back Bacon Penetrator round slapped up against the reactive armor; that will wake them up!
Posted by: Doug 'Hell On Wheels Eh' McKenzie at January 26, 2023 05:57 PM (oedLL)

If that doesn't work, we'll just throw some empty beer bottles at 'em, eh?

Posted by: Bob McKenzie at January 26, 2023 05:59 PM (bW8dp)

202 I work with a few Gonzaga law school grads. They are ok lawyers but very woke and really in to the social justice cabal.

Nominate me and I can tell you what the Articles of the Constitution represent.

And I went to law school in the early 90s. Back when women were about 40% of the students.

She was obviously a C student. But diversity, so there you have it.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 26, 2023 05:59 PM (6Tc2R)

203 9 Would you not brush up on these things prior to being before the congress? It is not a secret what will be asked of you…

Posted by: Piper at January 26, 2023 05:16 PM (ZdaMQ)

We tried to get her up to speed on these things. But she is dumber than a day-old pile of dogshit. After a couple days, we gave up trying to get her to learn and remember anything more than that there IS a thing called the Constitution of the United States of America.

Posted by: Members of the DOJ team told to prep her for the hearings at January 26, 2023 05:59 PM (AMIL/)

204 Oh, Honey, I know you are from HI, but you never read Little Cabin in the Big Woods by Laura Ingalls Wilder? That is part of sugarin'

Posted by: Kindltot
___

No, I was reading V.C. Andrews' Flowers in the Attic, since I felt that I could relate to that family.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 05:59 PM (Wo4FI)

205 Islamist who deliberately drove a rented Home Depot truck into a bike lane on a bridge in NYC was convicted on 22 counts today including 8 murder counts. He faces the death penalty as this was a federal prosecution.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 26, 2023 06:00 PM (y0TXe)

206 The Post Millennial
@TPostMillennial

Don Lemon on Florida: “It feels like the 1950s all over again, with book banning. This is cancel culture from people who are, I guess they just want our kids to be ignorant, and to control the teachers. This is outrageous.”

https://tinyurl.com/2p87am8r

Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2023 06:00 PM (NpAcC)

207 Blame that stupid bitch - Patty Murray - for putting her name forward.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick

Dave Murray > Patty Murray

Posted by: SFGoth at January 26, 2023 06:00 PM (KAi1n)

208 200 LOL
The Pfizer -Project Veritas video is 28 minutes old and already has 150K views.
Posted by: Fool Otto at January 26, 2023 05:59 PM (DB16e)

I thought it came out last night?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 06:01 PM (zZu0s)

209 176 Canada will send Ukraine 4 Leopard battle tanks: defence minister

Frankly, I don't see why Russia doesn't surrender right now.
Posted by: The Deep State!

That's it. I'm shaving my mustache.

Posted by: John at January 26, 2023 06:01 PM (LiU+h)

210 Don Lemon on Florida: “It feels like the 1950s all over again, with book banning. This is cancel culture from people who are, I guess they just want our kids to be ignorant, and to control the teachers. This is outrageous.”
___

Now do the Bible in classrooms.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 06:01 PM (Wo4FI)

211 200 LOL
The Pfizer -Project Veritas video is 28 minutes old and already has 150K views.
Posted by: Fool Otto at January 26, 2023 05:59 PM (DB16e)

He actually said, "Is this real life?!"

It is hilarious and very dramatic. Everyone drop what you are doing and go watch that guy Completely. Lose. It.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 26, 2023 06:01 PM (RLLZj)

212 That's it. I'm shaving my mustache.
Posted by: John at January 26, 2023 06:01 PM (LiU+h)

Wait, is it a Sam Elliott kind of mustache? How long did it take to grow?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 06:02 PM (zZu0s)

213 I thought it came out last night?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
___

The one with the Pfizer dude flipping out when busted just dropped.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 06:02 PM (Wo4FI)

214 Mitch and Murray > Murray McMurray > Fred McMurray > Dave Murray > Patty Murray

Fred was actually kind of a buttplug, by all accounts.

Posted by: Bob McKenzie at January 26, 2023 06:02 PM (bW8dp)

215 That pfizer guy:

"I was lying on a date, like all guys do!"

also, that pfizer guy:

"How am I ever going to trust someone again?"

Posted by: John at January 26, 2023 06:02 PM (LiU+h)

216 Matt Taibbi again demands Bill Kristol and "Alliance Securing Democracy" (which is in fact Bill Kristol's grift) respond to his questions about their methodology.

Shouldn't that be the "Alliance Securing Our Precious Democracy From Grave Threats Especially OrangeManBad and His Puppeteer Poo Tin"?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 26, 2023 06:02 PM (llON8)

217
I like to be a fly on the wall at Pfizer HQ right now. They'll probably call this tool in to explain himself. Think Bourla as Blofeld presiding over the SPECTRE control room.

Bourla will press a button and this guy gets trap doored. Into the shark tank. With sharks with lasers on their freaking heads.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2023 06:02 PM (Mzdiz)

218 Triumphalism is strong with this one.

"From basket case to regional powerhouse: the story of Ukraine!"

Remember, before the war, Ukrainian per-capita income was a quarter of Poland's, a third of Russia's, and half of Turkey's.

The main obstacle in having them join the EU was the assumption that a significant fraction of the Ukrainian workforce would immediately decamp and head for Western Europe.

Posted by: The Deep State! at January 26, 2023 06:02 PM (2tUFv)

219 Bill Murray > Dave Murray > Sean Murray > Patti Murray

Posted by: CppThis at January 26, 2023 06:02 PM (PZvjL)

220 After victory, Ukraine will become a prosperous regional powerhouse and beacon of freedom in the world
.........

Go long on rubble.

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2023 06:02 PM (v0R5T)

221 The Pfizer -Project Veritas video is 28 minutes old and already has 150K views.

So many racists and homophobes!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 26, 2023 06:03 PM (u4CEu)

222 Canada will send Ukraine 4 Leopard battle tanks: defence minister

Frankly, I don't see why Russia doesn't surrender right now.

Posted by: The Deep State! at January 26, 2023 05:52 PM

So they are sending their entire inventory of Leopard II tanks to Ukraine.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 26, 2023 06:03 PM (uNylN)

223 I don't know if a cyst filled with feces is an actual medical thing, but if it is, there's one between Joe Biden's ears.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 26, 2023 05:20 PM

Would you settle for feces filled with parasites and their eggs?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2023 06:03 PM (a3Q+t)

224 No, I was reading V.C. Andrews' Flowers in the Attic, since I felt that I could relate to that family.
Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 05:59 PM (Wo4FI)
*****
Whoa.
Seriously?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2023 06:03 PM (NpAcC)

225 "from Washington state's Spokane County Superior Court,"
------------------------

Judges are nominated by the state's senior senator, corrrect?

Patty Murray in action once again!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 26, 2023 06:03 PM (i+mOk)

226 It is hilarious and very dramatic. Everyone drop what you are doing and go watch that guy Completely. Lose. It.
Posted by: Just Lily
___

Hub just got home, and we're about to watch it.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 06:03 PM (Wo4FI)

227 >>I thought it came out last night?

There is .... another.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2023 06:03 PM (ZLI7S)

228 215 That pfizer guy:

"I was lying on a date, like all guys do!"

also, that pfizer guy:

"How am I ever going to trust someone again?"
Posted by: John at January 26, 2023 06:02 PM (LiU+h)

I have always found honesty to be the best policy. You might not get laid as often, but it solves the whole 'keeping your lies straight' problem if you never lie to begin with.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 06:04 PM (zZu0s)

229
The Babylon Bee

@TheBabylonBee
·
19s
Ukrainian, Russian Soldiers Snap Adorable Photo With Their Matching American Tanks

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 26, 2023 06:04 PM (aYRzU)

230 I thought it came out last night?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 06:01 PM (zZu0s)

Nope. It's O' Keefe himself showing up to the scene and the guy goes berserk on him. Wrecks the place.

60 Minutes never had such entertainment.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 26, 2023 06:04 PM (RLLZj)

231 144 Big MSM headline that we just killed an Islamic leader in Somalia.

Uh, just what threat is ANYONE in Somalia, to the US? I musts missed that declaration of war.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2023 05:46 PM (oHd/0)

Lemme get the big map of the world showing shipping routes and then map it to pirate attacks in the last 20 years.

There is a time and place to kill some assholes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 06:04 PM (XvPQV)

232 Hub just got home, and we're about to watch it.
Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 06:03 PM (Wo4FI)

Wholesome family programing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 06:04 PM (zZu0s)

233 Paul Massaro continues to masturbate on Twitter:

After victory, Ukraine will become a prosperous regional powerhouse and beacon of freedom in the world
Posted by: The Deep State! at January 26, 2023 05:55 PM (2tUFv)

Triumphalism is strong with this one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 05:58 PM (zZu0s)

You know, we were running this country for the last 8 years and instead of a beacon of freedom it was corrupt to the bone, stuffed with illegal biolabs, and spent most of its time building a N*z*-lite army and shelling its own people.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 26, 2023 06:04 PM (eoQWY)

234 "There is .... another."

And it is a thing of beauty.

Posted by: Bosk at January 26, 2023 06:04 PM (ZVuYy)

235 We all knows that trump lyed !!!!!! What our wee going to dew about this peeple ?????????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 26, 2023 06:04 PM (B/7uq)

236 I like to be a fly on the wall at Pfizer HQ right now. They'll probably call this tool in to explain himself. Think Bourla as Blofeld presiding over the SPECTRE control room.

Bourla will press a button and this guy gets trap doored. Into the shark tank. With sharks with lasers on their freaking heads.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2023 06:02 PM

Dude realizes he just lost his $500,000 a year no work job and is gonna get fired and blacklisted.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 26, 2023 06:04 PM (uNylN)

237 Whoa.
Seriously?
Posted by: redridinghoodWhoa.
___

That I was reading VC Andrews?
Yes.

That at the time, reading about a family even more screwed up than mine by a factor of ten, was an escape, yes.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 06:05 PM (Wo4FI)

238 Fred was actually kind of a buttplug, by all accounts.
Posted by: Bob McKenzie at January 26, 2023 06:02 PM

Nope, not related.

Posted by: Pete at January 26, 2023 06:05 PM (a3Q+t)

239 Whatever O'Keefe and co earn it's not enough.

Posted by: DJ at January 26, 2023 06:05 PM (O3/K+)

240 > No, I was reading V.C. Andrews' Flowers in the Attic, since I felt that I could relate to that family.
Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 05:59 PM (Wo4FI)

Us, too.

Posted by: The Hapsburgs at January 26, 2023 06:05 PM (bW8dp)

241

De white judge lady, she likes the very big black bamboo...

Posted by: Prof. Joebobo, Afrophysicist at January 26, 2023 06:06 PM (8YsYN)

242 Speaking of grossly incompetent government employees . . .

Philly is so desperate for public lifeguards that it's willing to hire people who can't swim

https://bit.ly/3jce2RR

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 26, 2023 06:06 PM (FVME7)

243 Wholesome family programing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 06:04 PM (zZu0s)
___

Seeing people lose their minds, when confronted by their misdeeds, yes, I do take a perverse pleasure in that.
I'm not proud of that, but there it is.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 06:06 PM (Wo4FI)

244 First of all we are going to repeat 3rd Grade English Class for a starter, Mary ............

235 We all knows that trump lyed !!!!!! What our wee going to dew about this peeple ?????????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 26, 2023 06:06 PM (/Qz4j)

245 217 Bourla will press a button and this guy gets trap doored. Into the shark tank. With sharks with lasers on their freaking heads.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2023 06:02 PM (Mzdiz)

I'm imagining him dropped onto a giant room. He gets up, slipping around unsteadily on the smooth floor. A horn sounds, the huge gate on the other side of the room lifts, and a hundred coronavirus mascots with clubs come rushing out toward the hapless fool.

Posted by: CppThis at January 26, 2023 06:07 PM (PZvjL)

246 Dude realizes he just lost his $500,000 a year no work job and is gonna get fired and blacklisted.
==

Going to sue for wrongful termination, racial and sexual discrimination AND win.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 26, 2023 06:07 PM (u4CEu)

247 Speaking of grossly incompetent government employees . . .

Philly is so desperate for public lifeguards that it's willing to hire people who can't swim

https://bit.ly/3jce2RR
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 26, 2023 06:06 PM (FVME7)

well if you can throw a harpoon accurately enough you can fish them right out.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 26, 2023 06:07 PM (eoQWY)

248 We all knows that trump lyed !!!!!! What our wee going to dew about this peeple ?????????
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 26, 2023 06:04 PM (B/7uq)
.........

Me? I'm going to vote for him.

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2023 06:07 PM (v0R5T)

249 Here you go!

Gonzaga University School of Law Diversity Scholarship (1997 - 2000)

https://tinyurl.com/5dym74nc

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 26, 2023 06:07 PM (vN+oL)

250 Wow, Mary is critiquing herself.... Must be the THC hitting the bloodstream !!!!! Must of forget whom she is ....

244 First of all we are going to repeat 3rd Grade English Class for a starter, Mary ............

235 We all knows that trump lyed !!!!!! What our wee going to dew about this peeple ?????????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 26, 2023 06:09 PM (B/7uq)

251 recipe please.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 26, 2023 05:49 PM (LiU+h)

Melt 1/4 C butter in an 8x8 pan in a 400F oven

sift 1-1/4 C corn meal with 1 C flour, 1/4 cup sugar, 1 Tbsp baking powder and 1/2 tsp salt

Mix separately one egg and one cup of milk and then stir in the melted butter and the sifted dry ingredients

spoon into the 8x8 pan and bake 25-30 minutes at 400F, test for doneness with a toothpick

Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2023 06:09 PM (xhaym)

252 So they are sending their entire inventory of Leopard II tanks to Ukraine.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 26, 2023 06:03 PM (uNylN)

Its curious why the numbers are so wonky. Nobody is sending six or ten, its 14 here, 31 there.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 26, 2023 06:09 PM (eoQWY)

253
'Flowers in the Attic'. If put to music Joe and daughter would shower together to the soundtrack.

Family Values circa 2022.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 26, 2023 06:09 PM (enJYY)

254 >>> 210 Don Lemon on Florida: "It feels like the 1950s all over again, with book banning. This is cancel culture from people who are, I guess they just want our kids to be ignorant, and to control the teachers. This is outrageous."
___

Now do the Bible in classrooms.
Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 06:01 PM (Wo4FI)

Heh. Imagine the poor kids watching as their "nice" teachers' faces melt into something else...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 26, 2023 06:09 PM (llON8)

255 Speaking of grossly incompetent government employees . . .

Philly is so desperate for public lifeguards that it's willing to hire people who can't swim

https://bit.ly/3jce2RR
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 26, 2023 06:06 PM (FVME7)
===

SWIM MUTHAFUCKA! SWIM!!

Posted by: Philly Lifeguard at January 26, 2023 06:09 PM (u4CEu)

256
Don Lemon on Florida: “It feels like the 1950s all over again, with book banning. This is cancel culture from people who are, I guess they just want our kids to be ignorant, and to control the teachers. This is outrageous.”

Go service the glory hole you ingnorant slut.

Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2023 06:10 PM (ZEa+g)

257 In a jointly-signed statement, the reigning monarch and the Prime Minister of the Grand Duchy of Fenwick have committed to sending a regiment of crack long bow archers to Ukraine.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 26, 2023 06:10 PM (4I/2K)

258 Biden is filling the judiciary with sub-Biden intellects, and I didn't think that was possible.
---
The problem with BEING an actual moron (and not the good kind) is that you really can't imagine that there are people smarter than you. And if you have a Biden-sized ego, you can't surround yourself with people who are smarter, nor can you allow yourself to appoint smart people to key positions.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 26, 2023 06:10 PM (BpYfr)

259 Is that video for real?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 26, 2023 06:11 PM (KAi1n)

260 Seeing people lose their minds, when confronted by their misdeeds, yes, I do take a perverse pleasure in that.
I'm not proud of that, but there it is.
Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 06:06 PM (Wo4FI)

It's the little things in life that you treasure, SMH.

Mine is making obscure movie and historical references on a political blog while the world goes to hell.

Po-tae-toe, po-tah-toe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 06:11 PM (zZu0s)

261 Wow that Project Veritas video s quite entertaining

Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2023 06:11 PM (bs+z0)

262 Southern Israel under rocket fire.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 26, 2023 06:11 PM (2tUFv)

263 >>> Going to sue for wrongful termination, racial and sexual discrimination AND win.

No, they probably make them sign NDAs so no one squeals.

Posted by: DJ at January 26, 2023 06:12 PM (O3/K+)

264 Southern Israel under rocket fire.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 26, 2023 06:11 PM (2tUFv)

That's an interesting change - when I was there on a business trip it was North Israel.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 26, 2023 06:12 PM (eoQWY)

265 >>> 256
==
Go service the glory hole you ignorant slut.
Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2023 06:10 PM (ZEa+g)

Shorter Don Lehmonn:
"How dare you try to prevent us from ~~grooming your~~ expressing our minor-attracted authentic selves to Our Precious Democracy's kids!"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 26, 2023 06:13 PM (llON8)

266 31 there.

Three tanks per platoon, plus a company commanders' tank.

Three companies, plus a battalion commander's tank.

31.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 26, 2023 06:13 PM (2tUFv)

267 Veritas video now at almost 700K views in 45 minutes.
Guessing this would still not be "viral" under the old management.

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 26, 2023 06:14 PM (DB16e)

268 This blog isn't the only place that math isn't allowed:

"Sorry, commenting has been disabled.

While 85% of you are wonderful people and we'd love to hear from you (feel free to reach out at contact@IQfy.com or our @IQfy_ twitter!), the other 25% of recent comments have tended to be the result of targeted troll storms. Abuse from this vocal minority has traumatized our moderators and caused harm to the community."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2023 06:14 PM (a3Q+t)

269
Posted by: Kindltot

Thank you so much. I will make this weekend.
I have the cornmeal and was planning to make it this morning but I needed a recipe.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 26, 2023 06:14 PM (LiU+h)

270 Well, I looked up some photos of Ms. Charnelle and all I found were some images of a grinning mediocrity who forgot to wax her moustache...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 26, 2023 06:14 PM (ZSK0i)

271
And remember, this Pfizer guy is not some low level peon. His boss answers directly to Bourla.

Does he look like a Top Man? No, not at all. His a fucking idiot. And that right there tells you the problem with all our institutions.

If I were casting for this, I'd choose Lloyd Bochner for the role. That's what he should look like.

And Bochner would be evil, of course, but competently evil.

Ask Mannix.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2023 06:14 PM (Mzdiz)

272 I mean honestly, who hasn't told a prospective sex partner a tall tale of working for a company that has been diabolically creating weapons of mass destruction to poison the world, crash economies, throw millions into poverty, kill millions and make sick millions more just to get laid?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2023 06:14 PM (ZLI7S)

273 Nominee: When a case comes before me, I very quickly get up to speed on all of the elements That I am unfamiliar with.

What Kennedy should have said next: So after you are appointed you'll be getting up to speed on the Constitution?

Posted by: Candidus at January 26, 2023 06:15 PM (pfmZx)

274 >257

lol

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2023 06:15 PM (v0R5T)

275 SWIM MUTHAFUCKA! SWIM!!
Posted by: Philly Lifeguard at January 26, 2023 06:09 PM (u4CEu)

John Mendoza on New York CPR:

"Get off the floor before ya f*ckin' die!!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 26, 2023 06:15 PM (ZSK0i)

276 While 85% of you are wonderful people and we'd love to hear from you (feel free to reach out at contact@IQfy.com or our @IQfy_ twitter!), the other 25% of recent comments have tended to be the result of targeted troll storms. Abuse from this vocal minority has traumatized our moderators and caused harm to the community."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2023 06:14 PM (a3Q+t)

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 06:15 PM (zZu0s)

277 >Does he look like a Top Man? No, not at all.

Oh, come on. There are more important things

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 26, 2023 06:16 PM (DB16e)

278 31 there.

Three tanks per platoon, plus a company commanders' tank.

Three companies, plus a battalion commander's tank.

31.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 26, 2023 06:13 PM (2tUFv)

So what's 14?

Posted by: Oldcat at January 26, 2023 06:16 PM (eoQWY)

279 "just to get laid?"

It was a date! You know. A little dinner with a fine wine.
Some small talk.
And then the buggery.

Posted by: Bosk at January 26, 2023 06:16 PM (ZVuYy)

280 No, I was reading V.C. Andrews' Flowers in the Attic, since I felt that I could relate to that family.
Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 05:59 PM (Wo4FI)

I actually read them as an adult because I thought they were girl books, and they are. And they are very good books to read even as an adult. Laura is not a good girl, not bad, but proud and self determined.

I would encourage anyone with younger girls in the family to buy them and discuss them.

They are a lot more fun than VC Andrews, and more comfortable than reading Solzhenitsyn again.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2023 06:17 PM (xhaym)

281 >Does he look like a Top Man? No, not at all.

Oh, come on. There are more important things ... to consider when hiring a scientist. Right?

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 26, 2023 06:17 PM (DB16e)

282 19 I don't know if a cyst filled with feces is an actual medical thing, but if it is, there's one between Joe Biden's ears.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 26, 2023 05:20 PM

Oh shit...they're on to me!

Posted by: John Fetterman's Lump at January 26, 2023 06:17 PM (NCgXW)

283 The Schiff has hit the fan!

@disclosetv ·8h
JUST IN - Adam Schiff is running for US Senate in California.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 26, 2023 06:17 PM (Vwz3I)

284 229
The Babylon Bee

@TheBabylonBee
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Ukrainian, Russian Soldiers Snap Adorable Photo With Their Matching American Tanks

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 26, 2023 06:04 PM (aYRzU

We are sending them our Abrams tanks, Germany is sending them their Leopard tanks, Britan is sending their Challenger tanks and France is talking about sending their Leclerc tanks. Can you imagine the logistical and maintenance nightmare.

Posted by: Javems at January 26, 2023 06:17 PM (AmoqO)

285 I read the Constitution for the articles, not the centerfold.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2023 06:17 PM (krQz2)

286 I mean honestly, who hasn't told a prospective sex partner a tall tale of working for a company that has been diabolically creating weapons of mass destruction to poison the world, crash economies, throw millions into poverty, kill millions and make sick millions more just to get laid?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2023 06:14 PM (ZLI7S)

Used to be you at least got laid first before pillow talk to a spy.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 26, 2023 06:17 PM (eoQWY)

287 So what's 14?
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Too old!

Posted by: joey biden at January 26, 2023 06:17 PM (Vwz3I)

288 31 there.

Three tanks per platoon, plus a company commanders' tank.

Three companies, plus a battalion commander's tank.

31.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 26, 2023 06:13 PM (2tUFv)

So what's 14?
Posted by: Oldcat at January 26, 2023 06:16 PM (eoQWY)

The hard way.

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at January 26, 2023 06:18 PM (4I/2K)

289 Isn't Jumanji the first justice to have ascended after being reversed 9-0 while on the appellate court?

None of Sleepy Joe's judges are all that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 26, 2023 06:18 PM (yQpMk)

290 I remember once in The Sandbox when our Leopard took a HEAT round in the turret rack we kept the Labatt's empties in; the bottles lit off the round, and the Mahogany Rush album on the turntable didn't even skip!

Posted by: Doug 'Hell On Wheels Eh' McKenzie at January 26, 2023 06:18 PM (oedLL)

291 285 I read the Constitution for the articles, not the centerfold.
Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2023 06:17 PM (krQz2)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 06:18 PM (zZu0s)

292 Sugar in cornbread may cause "Bless your heart"itis.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2023 06:18 PM (a3Q+t)

293 Wow he lies just to get a date.

I wonder what he gets for helping to develop weapons of mass destruction?

Posted by: Just Lily at January 26, 2023 06:19 PM (RLLZj)

294
"Your problem is that I know your real methodology
and will be sharing it with the world tomorrow."

*facepalm*

You never, Never, NEVER issue a threat first. You just thump them in the skull with it from ambush, like a slaughterhouse worker with a sledgehammer, braining a steer before turning it into hamburgers.

Besides, now you give them the opportunity to try going to a tame Donk commie cocksucker judge who will issue an injunction against you. Regardless of whether it's legal or constitutional or not.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 26, 2023 06:19 PM (n+4am)

295 So what's 14?
Posted by: Oldcat at January 26, 2023 06:16 PM

Short.

Posted by: Paolo at January 26, 2023 06:19 PM (a3Q+t)

296 what girl isn't charmed by diabolical plots to sicken millions?

Posted by: DB at January 26, 2023 06:19 PM (geLO8)

297 We are sending them our Abrams tanks, Germany is sending them their Leopard tanks, Britan is sending their Challenger tanks and France is talking about sending their Leclerc tanks. Can you imagine the logistical and maintenance nightmare.
Posted by: Javems at January 26, 2023 06:17 PM (AmoqO)
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[Fun Conspiracy Theory:] Ukraine will absorb all NATO's armaments. Zelenskyy becomes the King of the North and invades Israel.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2023 06:20 PM (krQz2)

298 We are sending them our Abrams tanks, Germany is sending them their Leopard tanks, Britan is sending their Challenger tanks and France is talking about sending their Leclerc tanks. Can you imagine the logistical and maintenance nightmare.
Posted by: Javems at January 26, 2023 06:17 PM (AmoqO)

They will avoid that by not doing any maintenance or logistics.

Russia has been trucking in loads of concrete tank barriers and other contraptions for a few months now and are fortifying the whole front they aren't attacking out of.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 26, 2023 06:20 PM (eoQWY)

299 291 285 I read the Constitution for the articles, not the centerfold.
Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2023 06:17 PM (krQz2)

*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 06:18 PM (zZu0s)

"Dear John Adams and Thomas Jefferson:

I always thought your Declaration of Independence was just made up bullshit, until one night in my dorm room, this happened . . . "

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2023 06:20 PM (x0n13)

300 I read the Constitution for the articles, not the centerfold.
Posted by: Axeman
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I may have lusted in my heart for a centerfold.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at January 26, 2023 06:21 PM (EvGP3)

301 She's a Patty Murray protege. Shocker.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby at January 26, 2023 06:21 PM (l7udz)

302 Whatever O'Keefe and co earn it's not enough.
Posted by: DJ at January 26, 2023 06:05 PM (O3/K+)

I think he lives in a single bedroom apartment with very little in it but files and furniture. His story about being raided by the Feds is interesting,

Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2023 06:21 PM (xhaym)

303 So what's 14?
Posted by: Oldcat

It's the number directly after 13 and before 15.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2023 06:21 PM (uL3gr)

304 " France is talking about sending their Leclerc tanks. "

Those are the ones with 5 reverse gears and no forward ones, right?

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at January 26, 2023 06:21 PM (oedLL)

305 over/under on when the first nuk is launched?

Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2023 06:21 PM (ZEa+g)

306 >We are sending them our Abrams tanks, Germany is sending them their Leopard tanks, Britan is sending their Challenger tanks and France is talking about sending their Leclerc tanks.

but only Ukraine is at war with Russia
what a deadly clusterfuck

Posted by: DB at January 26, 2023 06:22 PM (geLO8)

307 206 The Post Millennial
@TPostMillennial

Don Lemon on Florida: “It feels like the 1950s all over again, with book banning. This is cancel culture from people who are, I guess they just want our kids to be ignorant, and to control the teachers. This is outrageous.”

https://tinyurl.com/2p87am8r

Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2023 06:00 PM (NpAcC)

It's another example of Leftist "You Rethuglicans cannot do what we do" BS:

It is totally legal and morally good for Leftist teachers, principals, school boards, and state governments to require K-12 teaching of CRT, LGBTQ++, Climate Change, and the Evils of Whites and Western Civilization! And to require students to read certain books and to ban
certain books from lesson plans and school libraries! But you Rethuglicans from parents up to state governments are not allowed to decide what K-12 schools teach or don't teach, or which books are banned from K-12 school libraries!

Posted by: Gref at January 26, 2023 06:22 PM (AMIL/)

308 301 She's a Patty Murray protege. Shocker.
Posted by: Ricky Bobby at January 26, 2023 06:21 PM (l7udz)

Dumb as a stump, but remember. The Constitution is not the concern of Democrat judges. Only how to get around it and/or destroy it.

They don't need to understand it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2023 06:22 PM (x0n13)

309 "Does he look like a Top Man? "

No he's a bottom, but only for business purposes.

Posted by: fd at January 26, 2023 06:22 PM (iayUP)

310 Uh, just what threat is ANYONE in Somalia, to the US? I musts missed that declaration of war.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2023 05:46 PM (oHd/0)

They can immigrate here then get elected to Congress.

Posted by: RickZ at January 26, 2023 06:22 PM (emlEe)

311 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 06:23 PM (zZu0s)

312 Earlier today there was a quote or link to something from a news agency regarding the usage of the word 'the', as in 'the poor', 'the homeless', etc. Anyone recall where it was?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2023 06:23 PM (sewR1)

313 So what's 14?
Posted by: Oldcat

It's the number directly after 13 and before 15.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2023 06:21 PM (uL3gr)

There's your white supremacist "strict weak ordering" again!

Posted by: Oldcat at January 26, 2023 06:23 PM (eoQWY)

314 Sugar in cornbread may cause "Bless your heart"itis.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Honey. And I'm willing to go pistols at dawn over it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2023 06:23 PM (uL3gr)

315 NO WAY

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 26, 2023 06:23 PM (t+CmI)

316 "over/under on when the first nuk is launched?"

Yeah, but we get to see Joey Bye-Bye try to say 'tactical' before our bones turn to glowing jelly, so there's that.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at January 26, 2023 06:23 PM (oedLL)

317 Judge, could you please explain your philosophy on judicial restraint versus activism?

Brawndo had electrolytes!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 26, 2023 06:23 PM (u73oe)

318
So what's 14?
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Too old!
Posted by: joey biden

She looks to be about 15, but I know she's 14, because I was dating her a year ago!

Posted by: Roland T. Flakfizer at January 26, 2023 06:24 PM (n+4am)

319 Don Lemon on Florida: “It feels like the 1950s all over again, with book banning. This is cancel culture from people who are, I guess they just want our kids to be ignorant, and to control the teachers. This is outrageous.”

https://tinyurl.com/2p87am8r

Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2023 06:00 PM (NpAcC)
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Only propagandists can spin the State authorities choosing curriculum into "book banning".

"Book banning" happens in every blue state, too, Don.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2023 06:24 PM (krQz2)

320 [i\[Fun Conspiracy Theory:] Ukraine will absorb all NATO's armaments. Zelenskyy becomes the King of the North and invades Israel.
Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2023 06:20 PM (krQz2)

I am agog.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 26, 2023 06:24 PM (yQpMk)

321 [Fun Conspiracy Theory:] Ukraine will absorb all NATO's armaments. Zelenskyy becomes the King of the North and invades Israel.
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Vinter is coming???

Posted by: johann snow at January 26, 2023 06:25 PM (Vwz3I)

322 Don Lemon on Florida: “It feels like the 1950s all over again, with book banning. This is cancel culture from people who are, I guess they just want our kids to be ignorant, and to control the teachers. This is outrageous.”

[ The Bible has entered the chat ]

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 26, 2023 06:26 PM (yQpMk)

323 Sugar in cornbread may cause "Bless your heart"itis.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2023 06:18 PM (a3Q+t)

I'm from Oregon so don't get so hauty. You lot all use Dungeness crabs to make crab cakes.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2023 06:27 PM (xhaym)

324 Sugar in cornbread may cause "Bless your heart"itis.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Shrimp and grits causes immediate low country SC accent.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2023 06:29 PM (rx603)

325 I don't really know the Constitution. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby at January 26, 2023 06:29 PM (l7udz)

326 * Engineers don't get called to the witness stand or jury box for the same reason that belligerent nations don't use nuclear weapons. Do you have any idea what sort of collateral damage spills out when an engineer is compelled to tell the whole truth about everything?
Posted by: CppThis at January 26, 2023 05:30 PM (PZvjL)

———

AGREED.

Better not ask an engineer anything.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 26, 2023 06:30 PM (t+CmI)

327 Even though they knew what we didn't.

Our blood is now on their hands.

https://iqfy.com/unvaccinated-silence/
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 26, 2023 05:46 PM (aYRzU)

People jumped down my throat on FB when I suggested, early on, that we'd probably mostly survive Covid.
One of my kids didn't speak to me for over a year when I asked her not to vax her teens and supplied a vid by a professor of pathology from UT med school (so not some internet rando).
I was told that I was lying when I mentioned that my reason for not vaxxing was the use of aborted baby cells in development and testing.
I was uninvited from a gathering for not being vaxxed.

Now it's my fault you have buyer's remorse?
I don't think so.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at January 26, 2023 06:32 PM (wE246)

328 241 Posted by: Prof. Joebobo, Afrophysicist
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You bastard.. you owe me another glass of Buffalo Trace.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 26, 2023 06:34 PM (aki9y)

329 But does Charnelle have an OnlyFans site? That's what really matters...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 26, 2023 06:37 PM (S7une)

330 Typical of most progressive judges, The law is what I say it is. Your facts, reality and history matters not to the master race.

Posted by: Fom at January 26, 2023 08:19 PM (EcD5Y)

331 But the important thing is, THEY WILL ALWAYS CONVICT REPUBLICANS AND LET DEMOCRATS SCOOT.

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