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"Our Family Is Sick:" Hunter's Background Check Form Was a Actually a Fraudulent Application For an Apartment Whose Actual Intended Resident Would be His Entitled Felon Cousin

carolineandhunter.jpg
Hunter and Caroline Biden.
The Biden clan is notorious for their closeness.

Thanks to Rodrigo Borgia for that picture.


This gets more and more convoluted.

The background check that included the claim that Hunter Biden was paying $49,910 in rent to The Big Guy was actually part of an apartment application.

He was attempting to rent an apartment in his own name, but he had no intent to live there -- it was a straw rental application. The apartment was actually to house Caroline Biden, then 31, who was on probation (Bidens never go to jail) for grand larceny, for buying $100,000 in merchandise with a stolen credit card.

You know -- kid stuff, right?

Caroline had decided that she didn't want to be on probation in Delaware, but wanted to live in California. But to get her probation case transferred from Delaware to California, she'd need to prove 1, she already had secured an apartment there, and 2, that she had a job there.

The corrupt Bidens acted to corruptly secure her with both -- you know, like a mafia captain does when a soldier gets out of jail -- reports the Free Beacon.

For some reason the Biden crime family believed that Hunter, who was very much in his crack-addict/whore-monger/laptop-shedding phase, was the right pointman for this particular operation.

I guess because he was living in California at the time.

Obviously he would have no other qualifications.


Keeping Caroline Biden out of prison was a Biden family affair and Hunter Biden was at the center of the effort. He moved to the West Coast at least in part to escape family drama, he explained in a July 17 message, saying his sister-in-law and former lover Hallie Biden had asked him to leave the state of Delaware. His day to day in California, text messages and passages from his 2021 autobiography reveal, was largely spent cooking up batches of crack cocaine and negotiating rates with prostitutes. But Joe Biden, according to a text from Caroline Biden to Hunter Biden, thought Hunter Biden was a "good influence" on her.

"Your dad thinks you're a good influence which you are," she wrote in a text message to Hunter Biden on July 20, 2018.

In text messages, Caroline Biden repeatedly referred to Hunter Biden as her "partner in crime," and the pair commiserated over their "sick" family. She was trying to move to California to be closer to him.

Hunter Biden, Caroline Biden said, was the only family member she felt she could talk to, because "the majority of my family thinks I'm nuts and untalktoable." She complained that "our family's sick," that she had "no relationship with my nuclear family," and that she had to "do everything on my fucking own," including finding a place to live in California.

She has to do everything on her own, including finding an apartment?

At age 31, you say?

Wow, what a horror story. Anne Frank just emailed me to say "I've never in my life heard of such a tribulation as this."

...


That form, now the subject of intrigue, was riddled with erroneous declarations... The form also declares that Hunter Biden had never been convicted of a crime or had a charge expunged from his record, though on at least one occasion he was arrested for possession of a controlled substance and had the charge expunged from his record.

And of course the entire application was fraudulent, as Hunter Biden was not to be the actual resident.

The Biden's arranged a mafia-like barely-show job with, get this, a Biden Campaign Donor's firm.

The felon Caroline rejected it, stating that it was beneath her.


Jim Biden also asked his nephew to convince Caroline Biden to accept a job, another term of her transfer to California. But Caroline Biden, who at 31 had only had cushy jobs secured by her family and had no intention of lowering her standards.

Emails show she was a candidate for a job from Masimo Corporation, a California company owned by one of Joe Biden's largest donors, with an $85,000 base salary, a guaranteed 10 percent bonus, and stock options. She was hesitant, she said, because the pay was insufficient.

"That's below minimum wage in California after taxes," she told her father in an email. "I cannot take this job. I have never made this little money in my life." Caroline Biden said she couldn't take a job for "less than $180,000."

She "bombed" the interview but wound up being offered an internship -- and that, only because Biden's Donor had the understanding that she was to be offered something, no matter how poorly she did in the interview. After all, they had to fake a job for her probation transfer paperwork.

The boss would, how you say?, greatly appreciate your cooperation. Otherwise, the boss might, how you say?, set fire to your office building...

...

What Caroline Biden did next is unclear, but it appears she never left Pennsylvania: She was arrested for driving under the influence in the state in September 2020, but managed to avoid serving time after negotiating a plea bargain.

Oh wow, she got out of another criminal rap.

She must just have been born under a kind star or something.


Speaking of California -- Hunter Biden's "Bromance" butt-buddy, the one who arranged for Hunter to sell his "artworks" to largely-anonymous foreign benefactors, knows him from the time Hunter spent in California in rehab.

And now the House GOP is demanding information about all of Hunter's "art" sales and his "clients."

In a letter, the House Committee on Oversight and Accountability renewed a request that Republican lawmakers had previously made while in the minority to the younger Mr. Biden's art dealer, Georges Bergès. House Republicans said Mr. Bergès hadn't responded to previous requests, but now that they have the majority, their latest demand could carry more weight and presage a congressional subpoena that would ratchet up the pressure on the New York City gallery owner to cooperate with the inquiry.

"Despite being a novice artist, Hunter Biden received exorbitant amounts of money selling his artwork, the buyers' identities remain unknown, and you appear to be the sole record-keeper of these lucrative transactions," wrote Rep. James Comer, chairman of the House Committee on Oversight and Accountability, in the letter to Mr. Bergès.

Hunter's list of "art hounds" will have more Lee's than the dungarees aisle at K-Mart.

Comments

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1 SPONGE

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 25, 2023 05:27 PM (XvPQV)

2 The Today Sponge! Super absorbent!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 25, 2023 05:27 PM (XvPQV)

3 You know, the Borgias had style, at least....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 25, 2023 05:28 PM (XvPQV)

4
Great family. Ask Mitt and Rick Snyder.

Posted by: Auspex at January 25, 2023 05:29 PM (j4U/Z)

5 th

Posted by: Dad of Six at January 25, 2023 05:30 PM (VpZau)

6 Nood Hunter? AAAARRGHH!! My eyes!! They are burning!!

Posted by: exdem13 at January 25, 2023 05:30 PM (W+kMI)

7 What Caroline Biden did next is unclear, but...
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This is the best general opening to a novel since "It was a dark and stormy night..."

Posted by: ... at January 25, 2023 05:30 PM (BXxcV)

8 Top Ten!

Posted by: Micke at January 25, 2023 05:30 PM (sVc11)

9 She must just have been born under a kind star or something.

Brown starfish ?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 25, 2023 05:30 PM (D25PY)

10 Is this the girl on Hunters am at a beach house? I can't keep up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 25, 2023 05:31 PM (u82oZ)

11 Seriously, you know Carolina and Hunter banged like Ptolemaean kings and queens or Targaryns, right?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 25, 2023 05:31 PM (XvPQV)

12 I'm not buying any of this. Merrick Garland just assured us that everyone has to follow the same laws. There is no special treatment for anyone... right? Right?

Posted by: Drc at January 25, 2023 05:31 PM (vbaSG)

13 I feel like I am being emotionally tortured.

Posted by: fd at January 25, 2023 05:32 PM (iayUP)

14 Bidens break every law on the books and all the laws yet to be written.

Easily the most corrupt family in American politics. Maybe in American governmental history. And, remember, we've recently had Kennedys and Clintons.

Amazing how 10% Joe has the stamp of approval from pretty much every power center in the country.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 25, 2023 05:32 PM (aXxgO)

15 Gawd I hate these people.
And the media that refuses to expose them for the dirtbags they are.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2023 05:33 PM (anj39)

16 wow Caroline sure takes after cousin Ashley

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 25, 2023 05:33 PM (w0NJk)

17 >>>11 Seriously, you know Carolina and Hunter banged like Ptolemaean kings and queens or Targaryns, right?

i mean I hear all sorts of things but I've never seen proof

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at January 25, 2023 05:33 PM (C1Zwz)

18 11 Seriously, you know Carolina and Hunter banged like Ptolemaean kings and queens or Targaryns, right?
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I always thought of it as Herod Agrippa banging Herodias the wife of his brother Philip, while giving an eye to his niece Salome the dancing princess.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 25, 2023 05:33 PM (W+kMI)

19 A competent oppo research group could have figured this shit out.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 25, 2023 05:33 PM (9ozF+)

20 I remember thinking a few years ago, that it must be embarrassing for Sarah Palin to have her extended family up to white-trash antics.

Remember a few years ago?

'member?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 25, 2023 05:34 PM (44ww/)

21 Imagine an $85,000 a year no-work job just offered for the political connections. Outrageous!


I mean, you need at least $300,000 a year!

Posted by: Michelle Obama at January 25, 2023 05:34 PM (vMWVi)

22 11 Seriously, you know Carolina and Hunter banged like Ptolemaean kings and queens or Targaryns, right?


definitely seems to have been a thing

ew

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 25, 2023 05:34 PM (w0NJk)

23 Full-frame of the bikini pic, which also came up earlier this morning:

https://tinyurl.com/3tddja84

Caution: also contains traces of a shirtless Hunter, with one nasty appendectomy scar. Did "Doctor" Jill do that on the kitchen table or something?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2023 05:34 PM (bW8dp)

24 She was born under a wandering star.

https://youtu.be/-jYk5u9vKfA

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2023 05:34 PM (63Dwl)

25 We were just discussing this on the earlier thread.

"Your dad thinks you're a good influence which you are"

"He knew that we were together"

Hunter Biden was banging Caroline Biden, wasn't he?

Posted by: Did you realize you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 25, 2023 05:34 PM (q8U4k)

26 The Aristocrats.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 25, 2023 05:34 PM (44ww/)

27 DUI in Sep 2020? What was going on then that might have been of interest to people? Hmmmm drawing a blank here.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 25, 2023 05:34 PM (9ozF+)

28 So he reported this $49k rent on an application for another place to rent?

Posted by: TexasDan at January 25, 2023 05:34 PM (z/ifB)

29 Caroline got busted buying $100K worth of cosmetics with a stolen credit card. How the hell do you spend that much on cosmetics? I don't think the local tranny bar stars could spend that much put together.

Posted by: Cheri at January 25, 2023 05:34 PM (oiNtH)

30 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 25, 2023 05:35 PM (T4tVD)

31 > 11 Seriously, you know Carolina and Hunter banged like Ptolemaean kings and queens or Targaryns, right?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 25, 2023 05:31 PM (XvPQV)

Given that he apparently banged his underage niece, why would anyone expect he'd draw the line at a cousin?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2023 05:35 PM (bW8dp)

32 Hunter Biden was banging Caroline Biden, wasn't he?
Posted by: Did you realize you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 25, 2023 05:34 PM (q8U4k)

...

Joe was trying to keep the underage family members for himself.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 25, 2023 05:35 PM (z/ifB)

33 I mean, you need at least $300,000 a year!
Posted by: Michelle Obama

That is median salary at google. Papa joe didn't have any connections?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 25, 2023 05:35 PM (9ozF+)

34 19 A competent oppo research group could have figured this shit out.
============
But if the Corporate News Media all stick their fingers in the years and shout "La la la, we can't hear you!!", will it really have an effect?

Posted by: exdem13 at January 25, 2023 05:35 PM (W+kMI)

35 Hunter's long email sent one month before his Burisma deal started is as close to a smoking gun as we're likely ever to get. He clearly got that information from some of daddy's "secure" documents. Whether anybody will ever prove that, though, remains to be seen.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 25, 2023 05:35 PM (sWM8x)

36 18 11 Seriously, you know Carolina and Hunter banged like Ptolemaean kings and queens or Targaryns, right?
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I always thought of it as Herod Agrippa banging Herodias the wife of his brother Philip, while giving an eye to his niece Salome the dancing princess.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 25, 2023 05:33 PM (W+kMI)

Too classy and not sleazy enough for the Bidens. Props though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 25, 2023 05:36 PM (XvPQV)

37 So we can add felony fraud to the list of $hit that hunter is guilty of.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 25, 2023 05:36 PM (uNylN)

38 "Our Family Is Sick"


Truth will out.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 25, 2023 05:36 PM (tp+tP)

39 I feel like I am being emotionally tortured.

Posted by: fd at January 25, 2023 05:32 PM (iayUP)

Anyone who pays attention to the news is.

They perfected this type of "information operations" on Korean war prisoners in the 1950's - essentially freaky psy op mind control, for lack of a better term. If your emotions are being manipulated, so is your mind.

Now they are subjecting all of us to it, and have been for at *LEAST* 15 years. They shifted gears when Trump appeared, and then again with coof.

Posted by: ... at January 25, 2023 05:36 PM (BXxcV)

40 We stand with the little people!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 25, 2023 05:36 PM (h3tqt)

41 "I might be bad for you"

completely normal talk between cousins.

Posted by: Did you realize you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 25, 2023 05:36 PM (q8U4k)

42 29 Caroline got busted buying $100K worth of cosmetics with a stolen credit card. How the hell do you spend that much on cosmetics? I don't think the local tranny bar stars could spend that much put together.


that really is a mystery maybe there's a special Sephora level for the nomenklatura

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 25, 2023 05:36 PM (w0NJk)

43 $85k is not enough when you have a $5k monthly habit.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 25, 2023 05:36 PM (z/ifB)

44 23 Full-frame of the bikini pic, which also came up earlier this morning:

https://tinyurl.com/3tddja84

Caution: also contains traces of a shirtless Hunter, with one nasty appendectomy scar. Did "Doctor" Jill do that on the kitchen table or something?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2023 05:34 PM (bW8dp)

Well....I know what he sees in her, at least...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 25, 2023 05:37 PM (XvPQV)

45 100K worth of cosmetics? must have been the high end stuff.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at January 25, 2023 05:37 PM (mnUzy)

46 Well....I know what he sees in her, at least...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 25, 2023 05:37 PM (XvPQV)
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A little bit of himself?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 25, 2023 05:38 PM (87doB)

47 > 3 You know, the Borgias had style, at least....

Yes, we did.

Also, my illegitimate kids mostly worked for a living. Cesare even died in battle. I'd have slapped the taste out of his mouth if he'd been kicked out in a week for pissing dirty.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2023 05:38 PM (bW8dp)

48 This is confusing....

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2023 05:38 PM (Aoizk)

49 What are the odds Caroline finds Hunter easy to talk to when they're in bed? Isn't screwing your kin a Biden family tradition?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 25, 2023 05:38 PM (TgBWG)

50 15 Gawd I hate these people.
And the media that refuses to expose them for the dirtbags they are.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2023 05:33 PM (anj39)

The propagandists probably get the same stuffed envelops as do federal law enforcement officers. But, thank God we have Biden ready to start World War III instead of suffering under a mean Tweeter, amiright Never Trump (probably getting slightly less stuffed envelops)?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2023 05:38 PM (KSNKu)

51
"Most corrupt family in politics"

Hillary Clinton smiles. Then frowns. Then throws her wine glass at the nearby secret service agent.

Posted by: Auspex at January 25, 2023 05:38 PM (j4U/Z)

52 It was $100,000 of perfume. To cover up the stench of Biden.


It wasn't enough.

Posted by: Wally at January 25, 2023 05:39 PM (vMWVi)

53 i mean I hear all sorts of things but I've never seen proof
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They talk about it in their emails, Lamont.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 25, 2023 05:39 PM (sWM8x)

54 > How the hell do you spend that much on cosmetics?

Facial cream made from endangered species semen or something.

There's some weird shit in expensive cosmetics.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2023 05:39 PM (bW8dp)

55 Can we train Hunter to drive a tank and send him to Ukraine?

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2023 05:39 PM (v0R5T)

56 The biggest question is how much did she steal in other ways before she got caught?

You don't just suddenly wake up one day thinking you can get away with 100k.

Posted by: ... at January 25, 2023 05:39 PM (BXxcV)

57 i added the pic. thanks rodrigo.

I also added the House's demand for information about the buyers of Hunter's "artworks"

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at January 25, 2023 05:39 PM (C1Zwz)

58 Given that he apparently banged his underage niece, why would anyone expect he'd draw the line at a cousin?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2023 05:35 PM (bW8dp)


His dad didn't draw the line at his own daughter. Maybe Hunter and Caroline are the *normal* ones?

Posted by: Dr. T at January 25, 2023 05:39 PM (tp+tP)

59 Caroline got busted buying $100K worth of cosmetics with a stolen credit card. How the hell do you spend that much on cosmetics? I don't think the local tranny bar stars could spend that much put together.


that really is a mystery maybe there's a special Sephora level for the nomenklatura
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 25, 2023 05:36 PM (w0NJk)


She filled her swimming pool with Pond's Cold Cream.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 25, 2023 05:39 PM (KLPy8)

60
She coulda spent less on make up and more on silicon implants. To prevent drowning.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 25, 2023 05:40 PM (enJYY)

61 Damn girl you flat

Posted by: A Mercator Projection at January 25, 2023 05:40 PM (BXxcV)

62 i added the pic. thanks rodrigo.

I also added the House's demand for information about the buyers of Hunter's "artworks"
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at January 25, 2023 05:39 PM (C1Zwz)


Jeez. Caroline would be okay, but only if she eats a sandwich or five.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 25, 2023 05:40 PM (tp+tP)

63 Where are that chick's tits?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 25, 2023 05:40 PM (Q4IgG)

64 This sounds like something out of Suetonius.

Posted by: Caliban at January 25, 2023 05:41 PM (ni2c1)

65 okay that pic of hunter and caroline is not that of cousins - more like lovers.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at January 25, 2023 05:41 PM (mnUzy)

66
She has to do everything on her own, including finding an apartment?

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Well... I don't know her financial situation, but perhaps moving to CA was too expensive.

What she should have done on her own was serve out her likely laughably unsupervised probation and wait for the boot of the state to be off her neck before wallowing in the pile of laundered campaign funds with the rest of her vile white trash family.

Instead of, you know, committing more fucking fraud and talking about it in writing with her degenerate crackhead cousin/probable boyfriend. These people are obligate criminals. All of them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2023 05:41 PM (oINRc)

67 I'll bet that Caroline Biden has the ass of a ten year old boy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2023 05:41 PM (yQpMk)

68 100K worth of cosmetics? must have been the high end stuff.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at January 25, 2023 05:37 PM


I don't think the gun store I go to stocks $100,000 of ammo on the shelf's and they are the largest gun store in Grayson County Texas.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 25, 2023 05:41 PM (uNylN)

69 > Damn girl you flat

Feature, not a bug. The Bidens like them flat and hairless.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2023 05:41 PM (bW8dp)

70 She's got that crazy look in her eye like she can get away with *anything*.

I wonder why.

Posted by: ... at January 25, 2023 05:41 PM (BXxcV)

71 She coulda spent less on make up and more on silicon implants. To prevent drowning.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 25, 2023 05:40 PM (enJYY)


Drowning is an underappreciated hazard of drugs.

Posted by: Aaron Carter and Whitney Houston at January 25, 2023 05:42 PM (vMWVi)

72 Must be nice....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2023 05:42 PM (bs+z0)

73 So, the demure Ms. Caroline had another little brush up with the law prior to the $110K cosmetic binge and the DUI.

She got a jail-free deal in her 2013 case for attacking a cop and resisting arrest when the officer, who wasn’t injured, tried to intervene in a skirmish she had with her roommate.

Posted by: Cheri at January 25, 2023 05:42 PM (oiNtH)

74 I'll bet that Caroline Biden has the ass of a ten year old boy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2023 05:41 PM (yQpMk)

We know Joe has had more than his share

Posted by: ... at January 25, 2023 05:42 PM (BXxcV)

75 46 Well....I know what he sees in her, at least...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 25, 2023 05:37 PM (XvPQV)
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A little bit of himself?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 25, 2023 05:38 PM (87doB)

She's little but choice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 25, 2023 05:42 PM (XvPQV)

76 If Nebraska had a pretty face, it's look like Caroline Biden.

Posted by: johnd01 at January 25, 2023 05:42 PM (uVQvU)

77 61 Damn girl you flat
Posted by: A Mercator Projection at January 25, 2023 05:40 PM (BXxcV)



Now, now. She's the victim of a terrible accident.

Joe sniffed her tits right off when she was nine.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 25, 2023 05:42 PM (KLPy8)

78 I'll bet that Caroline Biden has the ass of a ten year old boy.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2023 05:41 PM (yQpMk)


I'll tell you, it's pretty sweet! My word as a...what's my name again?

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 25, 2023 05:43 PM (tp+tP)

79 But Trump is on his third marriage!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 25, 2023 05:43 PM (1EFfL)

80 Hunter Biden was banging Caroline Biden, wasn't he?


I CONQUERED COKE WEENIE!

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Artiste at January 25, 2023 05:43 PM (v0R5T)

81 She's little but choice
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Definitely.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 25, 2023 05:43 PM (87doB)

82 So this started off with Joey being paid 50 grand a month and it not being reported.

What is it now? Just another story about how sleazy the fam is?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 25, 2023 05:44 PM (KiBMU)

83 This gets more and more convoluted.

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Now, try to wrap your head -- and moreso wild imaginings -- around the fact that what we now know is about 0.001% of the actual and likely forever-hidden corruption and perversion history of the Biden Crime and Non-Punishment Family.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 25, 2023 05:44 PM (xkC5C)

84 She looks like she would take everything you have and both kidneys for good measure. Fellas don't forget the rule.

Posted by: ... at January 25, 2023 05:44 PM (BXxcV)

85 LOL about the bit where GOP majority in the House now will make their requests for info on the art scam more potent.

What - DOJ's gonna come down on the art dealer who has ignored their previous requests like some harmless father of 7 suburbanite who prays outside abortion clinics, or something? SWAT raid at home?

Nah, brah.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2023 05:44 PM (OTzUX)

86 she is pretty though..in a very SoCal way.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at January 25, 2023 05:44 PM (mnUzy)

87 7 What Caroline Biden did next is unclear, but...
_____

...that's when the murders started.

Posted by: Aspiring Novelist at January 25, 2023 05:44 PM (fs1hN)

88 This really pisses me off... They skirt the law with no consequences because Biden, and Trump's Kids are hounded endlessly and have not committed any crimes...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2023 05:44 PM (bs+z0)

89 DON JR ACCEPTED AN OUTLOOK MEETING

Posted by: ... at January 25, 2023 05:44 PM (BXxcV)

90 Crack/meth addict chicks have no boobies?

Posted by: Archer at January 25, 2023 05:45 PM (gmo/4)

91 63 Where are that chick's tits?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 25, 2023 05:40 PM (Q4IgG)

I volunteer to help her look for them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 25, 2023 05:45 PM (XvPQV)

92
I can't say whether the Clintons or Brandons are more corrupt. Certainly, the scale of Clinton corruption is much larger. Just huge amounts of cash involved, and the consequently worse perversions of justice and higher human costs.

But unlike the Brandons, the Clintons are competent. I figure the basic avarice and power-lust and sexual deviancy in both clans is probably about the same.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2023 05:45 PM (oINRc)

93 Full-frame of the bikini pic, which also came up earlier this morning:

https://tinyurl.com/3tddja84

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Hunter's boobs are as big as hers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 25, 2023 05:45 PM (FVME7)

94 a ReTuRn To NoRmAlCy~! pRiCiPals~! HUURRR- DURRRR~! = Every fucking NeverTrumper

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 25, 2023 05:45 PM (XF9Gj)

95 I hate when I see soulless people wearing a cross and staring into the camera WITH THOSE DEAD EYES!!!

Posted by: Regular joe at January 25, 2023 05:45 PM (nnp+f)

96 46 Well....I know what he sees in her, at least...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 25, 2023 05:37 PM (XvPQV)
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A little bit of himself?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 25, 2023 05:38 PM (87doB)


It's not little! What were you told?!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 25, 2023 05:46 PM (tp+tP)

97 They look pretty proud in that picture.

And they should.

They just found out they both have an entirely new strain of Super Herpes, Biden X69.

Another triumph for the Biden family.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 25, 2023 05:46 PM (KLPy8)

98 What Caroline Biden did next is unclear, but...


then the murders began,

Posted by: Ripley at January 25, 2023 05:47 PM (cUYo/)

99 Where are that chick's tits?
---------

The same number of nerve endings in 1/5th or so of the surface area is not necessarily a bad thing.

Posted by: Did you realize you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 25, 2023 05:47 PM (q8U4k)

100 Brace For Impact : Asteroid 2023 BU Could Hit Earth Tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWn_9KtVyJU

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2023 05:47 PM (vBjG4)

101 As someone commented earlier today, the difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense.

No one--and I mean NO ONE--could invent the Biden family for a story.

They may be one of the most depraved, sick, twisted families in this nation's history.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2023 05:47 PM (BpYfr)

102 This is interesting. While Wikipedia has all kinds of dopes in its entries, there is none for this Biden niece, Caroline.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 25, 2023 05:47 PM (KiBMU)

103 She should have spent that stolen credit card on a boob job

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2023 05:47 PM (bs+z0)

104 Yikes, in that photo it looks like Caroline is sporting the heroin chic look. And Hunter's on his way to sporting Tom Nichols man-boobs.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 25, 2023 05:47 PM (xkC5C)

105 At age 31 she refuses to take a job for 180,000.
This is pathetic
I wonder what she's getting paid now?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2023 05:47 PM (NpAcC)

106 No one--and I mean NO ONE--could invent the Biden family for a story.

They may be one of the most depraved, sick, twisted families in this nation's history.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2023 05:47 PM (BpYfr)


And that's a history that includes the Kennedys.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 25, 2023 05:48 PM (tp+tP)

107 How old was she in that photo? She looks 16 or 17.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 25, 2023 05:48 PM (va7X5)

108 35 Hunter's long email sent one month before his Burisma deal started is as close to a smoking gun as we're likely ever to get.
_____

There's no smoke, and besides, it doesn't even look like a gun. Try again.

Posted by: "News" Media at January 25, 2023 05:48 PM (fs1hN)

109 Our norms of incest and graft have been restored!

Posted by: David French at January 25, 2023 05:48 PM (vMWVi)

110 "No one--and I mean NO ONE--could invent the Biden family for a story."

It's Shakespearean without the downfall. Yet.

Posted by: fd at January 25, 2023 05:49 PM (iayUP)

111
I remember thinking a few years ago, that it must be embarrassing for Sarah Palin to have her extended family up to white-trash antics.

Remember a few years ago?

'member?
Posted by: BourbonChicken



The total sum of those white-trash antics being, if memory serves, one out-of-wedlock kiddo, and a loud argument that ended up in the front yard before the nosy leftist cocksucker neighbors called the cops.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2023 05:49 PM (n+4am)

112 Caroline Biden looks like she can suck a trailer hitch through a garden hose with two chrome golf balls in her month.

Posted by: Archer at January 25, 2023 05:49 PM (gmo/4)

113 The Bidens are what the Kennedys would have been like if there had been social media.

Posted by: Caliban at January 25, 2023 05:49 PM (ni2c1)

114 Seems incesty

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 25, 2023 05:49 PM (j+FHS)

115 And remember all the crap directed toward Eric and Laura Trump who were guilty of raising millions of dollars for St. Jude and spent several days a month visiting patients and reading to them? And Laura was dropped from an annual fund raising fashion show in Wellington Florida by the horsey set she used to compete with that raised money for animal rescue. For no reason other than who she was. It was worth it to the left to move the show from Mar a Lago to another venue despite Trump donating the facility. She and Bloombergs daughter I believe were chairpersons until Laura was canceled.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 25, 2023 05:49 PM (0OJcF)

116 103 She should have spent that stolen credit card on a boob job

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2023 05:47 PM (bs+z0)

LOL..i dunno, donna..I'm kind of envious. i'd be arrested if i wore a bikini like that. small boobs has its perks.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at January 25, 2023 05:49 PM (mnUzy)

117 Caroline was the one procuring different girls for Hunter. This is where the infamous "NO YELLOW" text came from.

Two peas in a pod, these two.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 25, 2023 05:49 PM (ei7q6)

118 85 LOL about the bit where GOP majority in the House now will make their requests for info on the art scam more potent.

What - DOJ's gonna come down on the art dealer who has ignored their previous requests like some harmless father of 7 suburbanite who prays outside abortion clinics, or something? SWAT raid at home?

Nah, brah.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2023 05:44 PM (OTzUX)

Exacty. And this is exactly why McConnell and the rest of the GOP senate trash had to make sure the DOJ was fully funded for a year--to take away the little leverage against these bastards. The squealing over the debt ceiling is just a continuation of making sure the corrupt piggies stay greased.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2023 05:49 PM (KSNKu)

119 Is Masimo Aunt Becky's husband's clothes company?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 25, 2023 05:50 PM (va7X5)

120
Hunter Biden's liver hasn't exploded, and his brain still works, after a fashion.

Because of this inspiration, I shall not despair. Yet.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 25, 2023 05:50 PM (FOgXL)

121 At age 31 she refuses to take a job for 180,000.
--

I don't blame her. She has grown up in a family of people pulling in $10M+ a year left and right with no skills beyond having the last name Biden, some doing it while being active meth addicts. Why would she work for minimum wage?

Posted by: Did you realize you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 25, 2023 05:50 PM (q8U4k)

122 Seriously, you know Carolina and Hunter banged like Ptolemaean kings and queens or Targaryns, right?

First cousins? That might not be twisted enough, since it's legal in California.

Posted by: t-bird at January 25, 2023 05:50 PM (ptElO)

123

Lets play The Pirate and The Serving Wench!

1. Smoke Crack
2. Have Butt Sexx
3. "Caroline, this time, can I be the Pirate?"

Posted by: Hunter Bidet, Crack Pilot at January 25, 2023 05:50 PM (0ZYe2)

124 Caroline got busted buying $100K worth of cosmetics with a stolen credit card.
........

I hope it was from the Ivanka line.

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2023 05:50 PM (v0R5T)

125
Here, two Brandons are standing right by the ocean in public, and not one onlooker even tried to drown the spun-out, bankrobbing inbreeds. Sad commentary on public morals, I tell ya.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2023 05:50 PM (oINRc)

126 Somehow she steals someone's credit card. This someone has what, no limit? She racks up over 100 grand on cosmetics? She could have spent it on over a million other things but instead she buys make-up items. This is all so peculiar and it sounds like she did it for a lark.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 25, 2023 05:51 PM (Klscz)

127 Asteroid 2023 BU Could Hit Earth Tomorrow

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So you're saying to ignore my short-term /long-term goal board?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 25, 2023 05:51 PM (FVME7)

128 small boobs has its perks.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at January 25, 2023 05:49 PM (mnUzy)

ISWYD

Posted by: ... at January 25, 2023 05:51 PM (BXxcV)

129 Caroline is kinda cute. Too bad she's apparently as hosed up as the rest of the family. Would not hit, even for a 10 percent cut from The Big Guy--too much baggage.

Posted by: CppThis at January 25, 2023 05:51 PM (PZvjL)

130 She's a 1. But I guess once you do the subtraction for her insanity and criminality, you probably get into negative numbers.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 25, 2023 05:51 PM (ppBhU)

131 This is all so peculiar and it sounds like she did it for a lark.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 25, 2023 05:51 PM (Klscz)

Or to send to China

Posted by: ... at January 25, 2023 05:51 PM (BXxcV)

132 Caroline Biden looks like she can suck a trailer hitch through a garden hose with two chrome golf balls in her month.
Posted by: Archer at January 25, 2023 05:49 PM (gmo/4)
.......

and an eight ball through a $100 bill in ten seconds.

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2023 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

133 And Jen recall Trump's daughter having her completely legit and successful business attacked (dropped by major accounts for no reason).

The country really is beneath contempt, and an ugly unrecognizable mob.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2023 05:52 PM (OTzUX)

134 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2023 05:49 PM (n+4am)

Unfortunately a lot more than that.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 25, 2023 05:52 PM (va7X5)

135 Hunter's artwork or as Catturd calls them: crack doodles.

Posted by: abbynormal at January 25, 2023 05:53 PM (Rxqf0)

136 "Asteroid 2023 BU Could Hit Earth Tomorrow"

*smashes Joe Biden voodoo doll with a rock*

Posted by: fd at January 25, 2023 05:53 PM (iayUP)

137 100 Brace For Impact : Asteroid 2023 BU Could Hit Earth Tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWn_9KtVyJU
=======
If it lands in/on D.C. I'll be okay with it.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 25, 2023 05:53 PM (W+kMI)

138 Caroline is sporting the heroin chic look.

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Heroin chick is heroin chic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 25, 2023 05:53 PM (FVME7)

139 No one--and I mean NO ONE--could invent the Biden family for a story.

They may be one of the most depraved, sick, twisted families in this nation's history.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2023 05:47 PM (BpYfr)


Which I think works to their advantage. You take the Clintons and the Kennedys, you can relate at least to what they did. You thank God you haven't given in to your worst impulses like they did, but at least most of what they did falls into the range of normal.
But with the Bidens, like with Jerry Sandusky, there's a refusal to believe it at first because "Man, NOBODY would do that, would they? I must be wrong about what I'm seeing." Some people will always give the benefit of the doubt in a situation like that because they can't fathom that level of depravity.

Posted by: Wally at January 25, 2023 05:53 PM (vMWVi)

140 The same number of nerve endings in 1/5th or so of the surface area is not necessarily a bad thing.
Posted by: Did you realize you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 25, 2023 05:47 PM


Word.

Posted by: The Man in the Boat at January 25, 2023 05:54 PM (a3Q+t)

141 A haiku:

Bitch got more down votes than Kamala
Kamala has tits but underarm hair
Life's unfair

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 25, 2023 05:54 PM (Q4IgG)

142 It’s shit like this that back in 2020 and especially after the Steal I said fuck it and now my work productivity cratered. I’m still employed but I’m just giving it the bare minimum. Why should I be a productive citizen when obvious public criminals walk free and even attack you if you get out of line?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 25, 2023 05:55 PM (cMXNt)

143 113 The Bidens are what the Kennedys would have been like if there had been social media.
Posted by: Caliban at January 25, 2023 05:49 PM (ni2c1)


Come On Man, the Kennedys were way classier. And their leaders had real talent; a true icon like JFK would never be so foolish as to play stupid games with Russia or set us on the path to a dysfunctional, unwinnable land war in Eurasia.

Wait a minute...

Posted by: CppThis at January 25, 2023 05:55 PM (PZvjL)

144 It must be great to be a Biden

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2023 05:56 PM (xhxe8)

145 Eh, she's pretty hot and small boobies aren't going to get droopy.

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 25, 2023 05:56 PM (DB16e)

146 I forgot about this-
"Hunter Biden reportedly used the racial epithet "yellow" when discussing dating an Asian woman in a 2019 text message exchange with his cousin Caroline.

"Do you want foreign or domestic," Caroline wrote in one message.

"I can't give you f***ing Asian sorry. I'm not doing it."

The president's 51-year-old son reportedly agreed, before adding: "Domesticated foreigner is fine. No yellow."

Hunter continued to list his preferences, adding: "24 is great. Seriously," the then 49-year-old wrote. "Its incredibly easy to impress a 24 year old."

https://tinyurl.com/322c93bn

Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2023 05:56 PM (NpAcC)

147 Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ @PelosiTracker_ · 21h
BREAKING🚨:
The DOJ has officially opened up a lawsuit against Google to break up its Ad Technology Monopoly

Pelosi sold $3 Million dollars worth of Google just four weeks ago

Wild.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 25, 2023 05:56 PM (Vwz3I)

148 The same number of nerve endings in 1/5th or so of the surface area is not necessarily a bad thing.

PREACH!

Posted by: Micropenis at January 25, 2023 05:56 PM (ppBhU)

149 The Bidens should make a pitch to MTV for a "Bidens Reality Show." It could net Joey and Hunter a gazillion dollars - legal, with no foreign strings attached - and make the masses forget about the Kardashians.

But maybe not. After a couple of episodes everyone may be too disgusted to continue watching.

Posted by: Gref at January 25, 2023 05:56 PM (AMIL/)

150 She's a crack whore 3.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 25, 2023 05:57 PM (FVME7)

151 Bloody colonials.

Acting well above their position. Who do they think they are, us?

Posted by: British Royalty at January 25, 2023 05:57 PM (W95Ly)

152 Oh Caroline, No!

"Caroline, No" was written by Brian Wilson and Tony Asher, possibly within a few days of writing "Wouldn't It Be Nice."

How ironic.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2023 05:57 PM (4I/2K)

153 Caroline Kennedy endorsed both Obama and Biden. What a brainless bitch. The irony being her father would be considered a right wing extremist today.

Posted by: Cheri at January 25, 2023 05:57 PM (oiNtH)

154 Looks like the Biden's should be arrested for incest, if nothing else.

All of them.

Posted by: Golfman at January 25, 2023 05:58 PM (BLVc0)

155 A Truck-Size Asteroid Will Come 'Extraordinarily Close' to Earth Tomorrow
The incoming asteroid, called 2023 BU, does not pose a threat to Earth, NASA says.
The asteroid will pass about 2,200 miles (3,600 kilometers) above the southern tip of South America on Thursday, January 26, at 4:32 p.m. PST.

https://tinyurl.com/mrm3ru63

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2023 05:58 PM (vBjG4)

156 But remember, Sarah Palin's family is beyond the pale.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 25, 2023 05:58 PM (ppBhU)

157 100 Brace For Impact : Asteroid 2023 BU Could Hit Earth Tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWn_9KtVyJU
=======
If it lands in/on D.C. I'll be okay with it.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 25, 2023 05:53 PM (W+kMI)
.......

or Kyiv.

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2023 05:58 PM (v0R5T)

158 I’d like a hookers and blow phase. Does everyone get one of those? Why not?

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 25, 2023 05:58 PM (/yVB8)

159 Isn't this Beau's daughter? Seems too close to his tragic cancer death to be trashing her.

Posted by: Ripley at January 25, 2023 05:59 PM (cUYo/)

160 Caroline is not a real blonde.

Posted by: The Man in the Boat at January 25, 2023 05:59 PM (a3Q+t)

161 It's very easy to imagine Hunter saying " ok cousin Caroline I'll get you apartment , but first..."

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 25, 2023 05:59 PM (dHzaG)

162
Those cousins have humped one another, haven't they?

Posted by: portlandon at January 25, 2023 06:00 PM (+oR7L)

163 Isn't this Beau's daughter? Seems too close to his tragic cancer death to be trashing her.
Posted by: Ripley at January 25, 2023 05:59 PM (cUYo/)

Jim Biden's daughter.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 25, 2023 06:00 PM (va7X5)

164 Isn't this Beau's daughter? Seems too close to his tragic cancer death to be trashing her.
Posted by: Ripley

No. Jim Biden's daughter.

Posted by: Cheri at January 25, 2023 06:00 PM (oiNtH)

165 Maybe it's just me, but some of y'all sound like you envy Hunter.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2023 06:00 PM (vBjG4)

166 "The asteroid will pass about 2,200 miles (3,600 kilometers) above the southern tip of South America on Thursday, January 26, at 4:32 p.m. PST."

Maybe if we all concentrate together really hard we can deflect its path enough to skip into DC.

Posted by: fd at January 25, 2023 06:00 PM (iayUP)

167
Damn girl you flat
Posted by: A Mercator Projection


And you fuckers gave ME shit....

Posted by: Cheeze-Butt Larson at January 25, 2023 06:01 PM (n+4am)

168 The texts and article point to Caroline hating Hallie Biden but doesn't explain why. Jealousy?

Posted by: Cheri at January 25, 2023 06:02 PM (oiNtH)

169 133. Yes. She had left that company to be run by an appointed CEO but the left attacked it daily saying the clothes were made in sweatshops, cancelling the employees who worked there, asking the site be deplatformed. Is it any wonder she is totally out of the political spotlight that truthfully she never wanted in? Gorelick said that since Jared was going to be on the WH staff officially, it would raise ethics concerns if she stayed in the private sector. So Trump gave her an unpaid position on working women issues.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 25, 2023 06:02 PM (fwDAW)

170 Sure sounds like they were banging each other to me

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2023 06:02 PM (xhxe8)

171 Definitely an air of crack whore in that girl.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2023 06:02 PM (pohLc)

172 Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2023 06:00 PM (vBjG4

I cannot tell a lie. I'd like to sell one of my paintings for six figures.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 25, 2023 06:02 PM (va7X5)

173 WH Clown [KJP] Insists Swalwell, Schiff, Omar “Bring A Lot To The Table” On National Security

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Well, compared to the Bidens maybe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 25, 2023 06:02 PM (FVME7)

174 Maybe it's just me, but some of y'all sound like you envy Hunter.

Please God, make me good, but not just yet.

Posted by: Augustine of Hippo, The Early Years at January 25, 2023 06:02 PM (ppBhU)

175 A Truck-Size Asteroid Will Come 'Extraordinarily Close' to Earth Tomorrow
The incoming asteroid, called 2023 BU, does not pose a threat to Earth, NASA says.
The asteroid will pass about 2,200 miles (3,600 kilometers) above the southern tip of South America on Thursday, January 26, at 4:32 p.m. PST.

https://tinyurl.com/mrm3ru63
Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2023 05:58 PM (vBjG4)

Truck? Asteroid (comet, work with me here)?

Are we watching Maximum Overdrive? Why not?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2023 06:02 PM (4I/2K)

176 If there is a God in heaven, please no pictures of Hunter with the family dog.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 25, 2023 06:03 PM (2WhDi)

177 153 Caroline Kennedy endorsed both Obama and Biden. What a brainless bitch. The irony being her father would be considered a right wing extremist today.
Posted by: Cheri at January 25, 2023 05:57 PM (oiNtH)


In total fairness to JFK, his vision for America was a constructive one. Yes, he liked him some big gubmint, but he wanted to go out and do stuff like space travel and expand America's sphere of influence. It wasn't just the zero sum gimmedat crap that's dominated the post-Cold War Western left.

I figure I would have been at least JFK-curious had I been active then. I also think I would have liked Barry Goldwater a lot, too.

Posted by: CppThis at January 25, 2023 06:04 PM (PZvjL)

178 150 She's a crack whore 3.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 25, 2023 05:57 PM (FVME7)

It would take 3 crack whores to drag you off her?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 25, 2023 06:04 PM (XvPQV)

179 WH Clown [KJP] Insists Swalwell, Schiff, Omar “Bring A Lot To The Table” On National Security

-
Well, compared to the Bidens maybe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 25, 2023 06:02 PM


Well they do bring stuff to the table....banging Chinese spies, lying about anything related to Trump and antisemitism of epic proportions, so she is not lying.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 25, 2023 06:05 PM (uNylN)

180 Was Saint Beau still alive while all this was going on, or had he died in Iraq yet?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2023 06:05 PM (7B5FA)

181 But remember, Sarah Palin's family is beyond the pale.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 25, 2023 05:58 PM (ppBhU)

It's different because Democrats like Biden never claim to be decent, moral, upstanding family men with traditional norms and values.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at January 25, 2023 06:05 PM (BXxcV)

182 I figure I would have been at least JFK-curious had I been active then. I also think I would have liked Barry Goldwater a lot, too.
Posted by: CppThis at January 25, 2023 06:04 PM (PZvjL)

You know who else was active and JFK-curious?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2023 06:05 PM (4I/2K)

183 C'mon, people, focus!

We can't let trivialities derail us until after Drumf is indicted!!!

Posted by: Rob Reiner at January 25, 2023 06:05 PM (a3Q+t)

184 A Truck-Size Asteroid Will Come 'Extraordinarily Close' to Earth Tomorrow

Reminds me of when I was a long-haul trucker. Got a full ride to trucking school, then big rigs. Truckoids? No problem, Jack. Just do a little space truckin.' *whispers* space truckin.' My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 25, 2023 06:05 PM (ppBhU)

185 175 Maybe it's just me, but some of y'all sound like you envy Hunter.

I don't envy Hunter, don't envy Joe, don't envy Jill. The person who might have made out the "best" was Mrs. Biden the first.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2023 06:06 PM (tXLuY)

186 147 Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ @PelosiTracker_ · 21h
BREAKING🚨:
The DOJ has officially opened up a lawsuit against Google to break up its Ad Technology Monopoly

Pelosi sold $3 Million dollars worth of Google just four weeks ago

Wild.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 25, 2023 05:56 PM (Vwz3I)

Pelosi and her bisexual husband Paul are real sharks, I tell ya.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2023 06:06 PM (KSNKu)

187 This is all so peculiar and it sounds like she did it for a lark.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 25, 2023 05:51 PM (Klscz)

Or to send to China

Posted by: ... at January 25, 2023 05:51 PM (BXxcV)
------------------

Nobody???

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at January 25, 2023 06:06 PM (BXxcV)

188 Kabuki.

Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2023 06:06 PM (0OP+5)

189 Fucking hell, shut up Barry

Posted by: ... at January 25, 2023 06:06 PM (BXxcV)

190 Eric not ever able get it up.

Posted by: Fang Fang at January 25, 2023 06:06 PM (v0R5T)

191 AUH2064!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 25, 2023 06:06 PM (3BDA1)

192 Sure sounds like they were banging each other to me
Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2023 06:02 PM (xhxe
*****
His father took showers with his sister.
So, yeah. I am pretty sure they had sex together.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2023 06:06 PM (NpAcC)

193 Maybe it's just me, but some of y'all sound like you envy Hunter.
---

Fabulously wealthy, exist outside of any and all laws, zero interest from any law enforcement or media of significance, with the ability to do literally any and everything without consequence and with government agents and agencies willing to actively clean up your felonies as you're performing them?

Nah. Hardly at all. Well, maybe a tad.

Posted by: Did you realize you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 25, 2023 06:08 PM (q8U4k)

194 > Pelosi sold $3 Million dollars worth of Google just four weeks ago
______________

Betting the proceed ain't going here:

https://hammer.ucla.edu/

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 25, 2023 06:08 PM (Q4IgG)

195 But unlike the Brandons, the Clintons are competent. I figure the basic avarice and power-lust and sexual deviancy in both clans is probably about the same. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2023 05:45 PM (oINRc)

The Bidens are small-time, stupid, and ham-fisted. The Clintons did it big. The Bidens would have wanted to be the Clintons, but all they knew was Delaware grift.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2023 06:09 PM (7B5FA)

196 I personally guarantee you Hunter was banging Caroline. They are Bidens aren't they? Bidens have the moral standing of the cheapest crack whore shitting in the storefronts of San Francisco.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2023 06:09 PM (pohLc)

197 I remember thinking a few years ago, that it must be embarrassing for Sarah Palin to have her extended family up to white-trash antics.

Remember a few years ago?

'member?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 25, 2023 05:34 PM (44ww/)

This isn't white trash antics. It's Democrat Power Broker antics. Like the Kennedys, with the brain surgery and random drownings.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2023 06:09 PM (eoQWY)

198 Whatever moral high ground the US had is long gone. It's embarrassing to be an American now.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2023 06:10 PM (ZLI7S)

199 149 The Bidens should make a pitch to MTV for a "Bidens Reality Show." It could net Joey and Hunter a gazillion dollars - legal, with no foreign strings attached - and make the masses forget about the Kardashians.

But maybe not. After a couple of episodes everyone may be too disgusted to continue watching.
Posted by: Gref at January 25, 2023 05:56 PM (AMIL/)

Why would these trashy grifters take the pay cut? They can rake in far more with bribes and the FBI acts as their goombahs.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2023 06:10 PM (KSNKu)

200 Girl is attractive but needs to eat a sammich or 10.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 25, 2023 06:10 PM (1EFfL)

201 Whatever moral high ground the US had is long gone. It's embarrassing to be an American now.
Posted by: JackStraw
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2023 06:11 PM (vBjG4)

202 Relative Humidity - The little pool of sweat in the small of Caroline's back while Hunter was "gettin busy with it".

Posted by: Gunslinger at January 25, 2023 06:11 PM (R2gO3)

203 WH Clown [KJP] Insists Swalwell, Schiff, Omar “Bring A Lot To The Table” On National Security

SPREAD a lot on the table...mucus...syphilis...pesky anal rundown...

Posted by: Hunter Bidet, Crack Pilot at January 25, 2023 06:11 PM (0ZYe2)

204 Agree she is cute but drugged out body isn't cutting it

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2023 06:11 PM (xhxe8)

205 I personally guarantee you Hunter was banging Caroline.
----

She apparently told her dad, too. At least I think that's who the texts are referencing. I didn't read them too closely. Maybe it was her shrink.

"We're together" and "I'm bad for you" aren't normal things for people to say unless they're involved.

Posted by: Did you realize you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 25, 2023 06:12 PM (q8U4k)

206 That’s the flattest chest I’ve ever seen since summer camp when I was 10

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at January 25, 2023 06:12 PM (VTu1l)

207 Better question - Did we ever have moral high ground and when.

Because I'm no longer seeing it.

Posted by: ... at January 25, 2023 06:12 PM (BXxcV)

208
i mean I hear all sorts of things but I've never seen proof
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy

Nor do we want to, right?
Right??

Lamont needs to be given a break, any ewok could have made the same mistake!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 25, 2023 06:12 PM (GS6ud)

209 kinda like how hunter helped house several men of color inside his sister in law

Posted by: sockamster, non Rick and Morty viewer at January 25, 2023 06:12 PM (MLrvz)

210 People make fun of Inbred hillbillies, but they are saints compared to the shit stinking up our capitol.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2023 06:13 PM (pohLc)

211 Somehow she steals someone's credit card. This someone has what, no limit? She racks up over 100 grand on cosmetics? She could have spent it on over a million other things but instead she buys make-up items. This is all so peculiar and it sounds like she did it for a lark.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 25, 2023 05:51 PM (Klscz)

From what I recall it was one of Joe's cards.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2023 06:13 PM (eoQWY)

212 Everything bad the left projects onto the Trump family as having done, the Bidens have already done, with crack pipe bells on.

Biden family is trying to ride the narrow path that will get them maximum grift and political perks, but get out right before the house of cards comes publicly crashing down, and they have to show receipts and spill tea.

Jesse Kelly had a good analogy the other day: if politics is like bowling, the left always gets the bumper rails put up to protect them, every time. And the right gets no protection at all, they try to force the right into a gutter ball. They are trying to find the way to get Joe to stop playing the game without having to take the full rails off. He has only known a life with bumper rails, his family has only known a life with bumper rails. They can't just take the rails off, or he'll implode. But they really are trying to get him out of the game.

Posted by: LizLem at January 25, 2023 06:13 PM (+mkOR)

213 211 Better question - Did we ever have moral high ground and when.

Because I'm no longer seeing it.
Posted by: ... at January 25, 2023 06:12 PM (BXxcV)

Who is 'we' in that question?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 25, 2023 06:13 PM (XvPQV)

214 I believe even Caligula would raise an eyebrow at this lot.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 25, 2023 06:14 PM (1EFfL)

215 205 Relative Humidity - The little pool of sweat in the small of Caroline's back while Hunter was "gettin busy with it".
Posted by: Gunslinger at January 25, 2023 06:11 PM (R2gO3)

Now I miss being single.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 25, 2023 06:15 PM (XvPQV)

216 Bet if she smiles her teeth are all fucked up.

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2023 06:15 PM (v0R5T)

217 crack user anorexic or both

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2023 06:16 PM (bs+z0)

218 Why would these trashy grifters take the pay cut? They can rake in far more with bribes and the FBI acts as their goombahs.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2023 06:10 PM (KSNKu)

———-

Pay cut? Netflix will offer them $500M to “produce” content.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 25, 2023 06:16 PM (cMXNt)

219 Somehow she steals someone's credit card. This someone has what, no limit? She racks up over 100 grand on cosmetics? She could have spent it on over a million other things but instead she buys make-up items. This is all so peculiar and it sounds like she did it for a lark.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 25, 2023 05:51 PM


Lots of people have high limit cards. It depends on your financial status, credit rating and what the bank is willing to risk on you. The wife and I have been with our credit union since 1979, they trust us a lot and it shows in our credit card limit.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 25, 2023 06:16 PM (uNylN)

220 Two words. White. Trash.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 25, 2023 06:16 PM (nxdel)

221 Kennedy gets credit for the Apollo program but it was conceived during the Eisenhower administration as a follow up to the Mercury missions.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 25, 2023 06:16 PM (va7X5)

222 178 153 Caroline Kennedy endorsed both Obama and Biden. What a brainless bitch. The irony being her father would be considered a right wing extremist today.
Posted by: Cheri at January 25, 2023 05:57 PM (oiNtH)

In total fairness to JFK, his vision for America was a constructive one. Yes, he liked him some big gubmint, but he wanted to go out and do stuff like space travel and expand America's sphere of influence. It wasn't just the zero sum gimmedat crap that's dominated the post-Cold War Western left.

I figure I would have been at least JFK-curious had I been active then. I also think I would have liked Barry Goldwater a lot, too.

Posted by: CppThis at January 25, 2023 06:04 PM (PZvjL)


Current Democrats would call JFK's statement, "Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country, " racist, uncaring, and code words for white supremacism. I don't know the last time a Democrat politician repeated JFK's words as a positive message. Probably not since Kerry. Maybe not since Bill Clinton during his 1992 campaign.

Posted by: Gref at January 25, 2023 06:16 PM (AMIL/)

223 Let's be clear, it is in our interest to have Biden serve his full term. The pieces of shit who put this rat fucker into office are at least as loathsome and marginally more intelligent, and they need to be put so fully on their backs that they never will be able to get back up again. Things change only when people are open to hanging these bastards from lamp posts. The Bidens are symptoms, not the disease.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2023 06:17 PM (KSNKu)

224 Hunter has the body of a flaccid, oversexed, drug abusing layabout.

Never has done a hard day's work in his miserable, entitled life.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 25, 2023 06:17 PM (R/m4+)

225 Pelosi sold $3 Million dollars worth of Google just four weeks ago

Wild.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 25, 2023 05:56 PM (Vwz3I)

One of the things that kept Gaius "Caligula" close with his family was the persecution and murders of the rest by the head of his family Tiberius and his thug prefect Sejanus. All the males but Gaius were jailed and starved to death.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2023 06:18 PM (eoQWY)

226 eople make fun of Inbred hillbillies, but they are saints compared to the shit stinking up our capitol.
__________

Word

Posted by: West Virginians at January 25, 2023 06:18 PM (Q4IgG)

227 In fairness, there aren't many KMarts anymore.

Posted by: Andrew McCarthy at January 25, 2023 06:19 PM (f2hU9)

228 I figure I would have been at least JFK-curious

*******

JFK wanted to end the Fed and actually
Signed an exec order to restore money printing back to the US government.

2 odd months later his head explodes

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at January 25, 2023 06:19 PM (VTu1l)

229 "Caroline Biden, then 31, who was on probation (Bidens never go to jail) for grand larceny, for buying $100,000 in merchandise with a stolen credit card."

"I bought $100k of goods on a stolen card, just to watch my credit die". But I'm a Biden, so it is all just shits and giggles.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 25, 2023 06:19 PM (Cus5s)

230 >>And that, in a nutshell - short story long - is why Americans catch so much shit when they leave the border.

Once again Scogg you demonstrate your utter lack of understanding of this country. No matter how much you whine this country has historically been the force for the greatest good in the history of the world. Maybe read a book.

Now we are just trailer trash and I had nothing to do with that.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2023 06:20 PM (ZLI7S)

231 I'm not embarrassed to be an American. I'm embarrassed by some of what 50% of our population does but will never be embarrassed to be American.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 25, 2023 06:21 PM (va7X5)

232 "In fairness, there aren't many KMarts anymore."

but in their worst bankrupt moments, they still managed to buy asset rich Sears. I still can't comprehend that, other than "The Game is Rigged".

Posted by: illiniwek at January 25, 2023 06:21 PM (Cus5s)

233 > Now we are just trailer trash and I had nothing to do with that.
__________________

Wut

Posted by: West Virginians at January 25, 2023 06:21 PM (Q4IgG)

234 I used to scoff at all the conspiracy theories concerning the death of JFK, but with the obvious deep corruption within the FBI and CIA, that has gotten considerably more difficult.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2023 06:21 PM (pohLc)

235 She would make a nice Waffle House waitress if she had a southern accent.

Posted by: Ripley at January 25, 2023 06:22 PM (cUYo/)

236 Be cool if Biden had his handlers arrested along with his puppeteer. Just because he didn't have his ice cream.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 25, 2023 06:23 PM (cFAlG)

237 Now we are just trailer trash and I had nothing to do with that.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2023 06:20 PM (ZLI7S)
-----

Minor quibble: I'd rather associate with trailer trash than the Biden family.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 25, 2023 06:23 PM (1EFfL)

238 I see Sco ooops Petatonic is his here under his new handle dejour. LOL

Have a good evening, folks

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2023 06:23 PM (tXLuY)

239 But........But..........But......... Trump lied about the Ukraine and a Quid Pro Something ......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 25, 2023 06:23 PM (mm9pv)

240 107 How old was she in that photo? She looks 16 or 17.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 25, 2023 05:48 PM
That's what I thought.

Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2023 06:23 PM (0OP+5)

241 You all realize he stole those top secret documents. They didn't just leave the SCIF and follow him home.

Posted by: torabora at January 25, 2023 06:24 PM (OUiUM)

242 Posted by: Pentatonic at January 25, 2023 06:17 PM (aenZi

You can leave anytime you want yet you're still here.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 25, 2023 06:24 PM (va7X5)

243 > Now we are just trailer trash and I had nothing to do with that.
-
Minor quibble: I'd rather associate with trailer trash than the Biden family.
______________

No shit.

Posted by: West Virginians at January 25, 2023 06:24 PM (Q4IgG)

244 It's astonishing to me that people wear crosses when it can't actually mean anything to them.

Like it's actually just fashion. Unreal.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 25, 2023 06:24 PM (7tIIP)

245 used to scoff at all the conspiracy theories concerning the death of JFK,

********

I remember watching the X-Files arc on how JFK was “really” assassinated and getting some chuckles out of it

Now I see the X-Files as more of a historically accurate documentary

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at January 25, 2023 06:24 PM (VTu1l)

246
O.K., banged my brother's wife. Banged my cousin, too. But my niece? That's right out. What kind of sick bastard could accuse me of that?

Don't bogart that joint, bro.

Posted by: Auspex at January 25, 2023 06:24 PM (j4U/Z)

247 Why would anyone feel the need to suck up to the Biden clan? What's that demented idiot got on these people/corporations that he can demand and receive this sort of payoff? The guy's always been know as an idiot clown grifter. What the hell's going on here? Is the guy secretly some sort of mafioso Don that can have people whacked with the wave of a hand? WTF?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 25, 2023 06:25 PM (S7une)

248 246 You all realize he stole those top secret documents. They didn't just leave the SCIF and follow him home.
Posted by: torabora at January 25, 2023 06:24 PM (OUiUM)

But, but he self reported so the WH says that makes it all okay ...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2023 06:25 PM (bs+z0)

249 Is there a site you can go to to see emails from the "laptop from hell"? I don't mean all 128,000 mashed together, but something with a good, juicy selection?

Posted by: Caliban at January 25, 2023 06:25 PM (ni2c1)

250 250 I remember watching the X-Files arc on how JFK was “really” assassinated and getting some chuckles out of it

Now I see the X-Files as more of a historically accurate documentary
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at January 25, 2023 06:24 PM (VTu1l)


Now do Enemy Of The State

Posted by: CppThis at January 25, 2023 06:26 PM (PZvjL)

251 >>>the majority of my family thinks I'm nuts and untalktoable.

Why would they think that? Just cause you make up words in conversation?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 25, 2023 06:26 PM (gv7Yb)

252 >>Minor quibble: I'd rather associate with trailer trash than the Biden family.

To me trailer trash is just a descriptor for a certain type of behavior not necessarily a place of origin. The Scranton Biden's are trailer trash no matter how much money they grift and they will never be anything else.

I wouldn't care but they are dragging all of us down to their level.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2023 06:27 PM (ZLI7S)

253 Are we taking a tour through Joe Biden's shower buddies?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 25, 2023 06:27 PM (8FxCE)

254 Afternoon.

Well? So was Hunter fucking her or not?

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 25, 2023 06:27 PM (1Yy3c)

255 254 Is there a site you can go to to see emails from the "laptop from hell"? I don't mean all 128,000 mashed together, but something with a good, juicy selection?
Posted by: Caliban at January 25, 2023 06:25 PM (ni2c1)

I can gut a wild hog while eating a ham sandwich, but you must have a stronger stomach than me to want to read that shit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2023 06:27 PM (pohLc)

256 Now do Enemy Of The State

********

I laughed at that one and will smiths antics

Now the same movie would make me shit my pants in terror

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at January 25, 2023 06:27 PM (VTu1l)

257 She would make a nice Waffle House waitress if she had a southern accent.
Posted by: Ripley at January 25, 2023 06:22 PM (cUYo/)
........

until she opened her mouth and displayed her pointy yellow teeth.

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2023 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

258 249 It's astonishing to me that people wear crosses when it can't actually mean anything to them.

Like it's actually just fashion. Unreal.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 25, 2023 06:24 PM (7tIIP)

++++

Like in Cruel Intentions. It's a great way to carry around your cocaine.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 25, 2023 06:28 PM (gv7Yb)

259 It's hard to believe but the laptop from hell is now the laptop from meh. At least, compared with all the other corruption and perversion coming out.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 25, 2023 06:28 PM (1EFfL)

260 From what I recall it was one of Joe's cards.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2023 06:13 PM (eoQWY

It has to be something like that. She had to know it had a high limit.

And you buy 100k of cosmetics to sell them for drugs.

Their whole family is a money laundering gang.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 25, 2023 06:28 PM (viAvR)

261 Abrams tank.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2a4rp7

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2023 06:28 PM (vBjG4)

262

I would dearly love to three hole her...

Posted by: Hans Brix at January 25, 2023 06:29 PM (j88nQ)

263 >>I can gut a wild hog while eating a ham sandwich, but you must have a stronger stomach than me to want to read that shit.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2023 06:27 PM (pohLc)

Are we not entertained?

Posted by: Caliban at January 25, 2023 06:30 PM (ni2c1)

264 Sad news, everybody. Harrison Ford has announced that Dial of Destiny will be his last outing as Indiana Jones.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 25, 2023 06:30 PM (FVME7)

265 Is there a site you can go to to see emails from the "laptop from hell"? I don't mean all 128,000 mashed together, but something with a good, juicy selection?
Posted by: Caliban


The book is as close as you're going to get because anyone that posts a full copy of the files will get hit with pr()n /indecency charges.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 25, 2023 06:30 PM (XF9Gj)

266 Abrams tank.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2a4rp7
Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2023 06:28 PM (vBjG4)

you lift 67 tons and what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at January 25, 2023 06:30 PM (UQUAY)

267 @26

>>The Aristocrats.

Seriously, The Aristocrats have nothing on The Biden's, The Big Guy was finger banging his daughter in the shower and there are pictures of Hunter riding another guy while in the act of smoking meth.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2023 06:30 PM (up/3i)

268 166 Maybe it's just me, but some of y'all sound like you envy Hunter.
Posted by: SMH

Well, remember what Ace, I mean Lamont, said about snakes and some of the morons here…😬

Posted by: Justin Castreau at January 25, 2023 06:31 PM (ai2Yq)

269 Sad news, everybody. Harrison Ford has announced that Dial of Destiny will be his last outing as Indiana Jones.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 25, 2023 06:30 PM (FVME7)

A damn shame.

anyway...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at January 25, 2023 06:31 PM (UQUAY)

270 Abrams tank.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2a4rp7
Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2023 06:28 PM (vBjG4)

Ground guide was taking his life in his own hands standing on that low boy.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at January 25, 2023 06:31 PM (OgrpQ)

271 Oh, yes Could we possibly have a contest with
A small monetary prize award as to who can figure out Scoggy with the least number of words? If I win . I will give some of the money back to Lamont . I think Jack.. Whig and I might make it a race. Although we are probably good at this no doubt. I usually get it within the first few sentence - the number of times he used sh....t ..a clue . Thanks for the laugh, Pentagram.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2023 06:31 PM (tXLuY)

272 Hunter's list of "art hounds" will have more Lee's than the dungarees aisle at K-Mart

And not tge "Lees of Virginia" (Here a Lee, there a Lee, Everywhere a Lee)

Posted by: Fox2! at January 25, 2023 06:32 PM (WhP3q)

273 163...But Boomers worship him like Santa Claus.
Posted by: Pentatonic at January 25, 2023 06:00 PM (aenZi)

We don't believe in Santa Claus, either.
Grow up. TPTB really, really WANT us divided. And there you are... all five notes of you.

Posted by: Flyover at January 25, 2023 06:32 PM (Rbu5d)

274 @271

>>Sad news, everybody. Harrison Ford has announced that Dial of Destiny will be his last outing as Indiana Jones.

That's strange, because there is only one Indiana Jones flick and it's called Raiders of The Lost Ark.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2023 06:32 PM (up/3i)

275 Nood quick hits

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 25, 2023 06:32 PM (XvPQV)

276 Sad news, everybody. Harrison Ford has announced that Dial of Destiny will be his last outing as Indiana Jones.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 25, 2023 06:30 PM (FVME7)

Harrison Ford has chronic RBF.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 25, 2023 06:32 PM (va7X5)

277
It has to be something like that. She had to know it had a high limit.

And you buy 100k of cosmetics to sell them for drugs.

Their whole family is a money laundering gang.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 25, 2023 06:28 PM (viAvR)

++++
Just like that, easily explained. It did not occur to me she was just turning the goods around to sell them for drugs. I thought she had some devious motive to rack up a large debt on someone else's card for a whim. Now it makes sense.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 25, 2023 06:32 PM (Klscz)

278 Sad news, everybody. Harrison Ford has announced that Dial of Destiny will be his last outing as Indiana Jones.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 25, 2023 06:30 PM (FVME7)


I always hoped they would greenlight Indiana Jones and the Early Bird Special.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2023 06:33 PM (yQpMk)

279 We all know...

..."nothing will happen"

Right?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 25, 2023 06:33 PM (Q4IgG)

280 239 I used to scoff at all the conspiracy theories concerning the death of JFK, but with the obvious deep corruption within the FBI and CIA, that has gotten considerably more difficult.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2023 06:21 PM (pohLc)



I does makes me wonder, too. Also makes me recall a scene in the movie "Shooter." Watch the first 50 seconds of this movie clip.

https://tinyurl.com/w4x33yxh

Posted by: Gref at January 25, 2023 06:35 PM (AMIL/)

281 I used to scoff at all the conspiracy theories concerning the death of JFK...
------

The most far-left guy I knew at school, and I mean hard-core Worker's World type, used to rail constantly about the need to open an investigation into the CIA re the Kennedy assassination. How things have changed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2023 06:35 PM (1O1T3)

282 275 166 Maybe it's just me, but some of y'all sound like you envy Hunter.
Posted by: SMH

To a point. I mean, many of us were good little well-behaved boys, worked our asses off, gave everybody 110% of everything and it got us absolutely nowhere. This guy by virtue of birth gets vast amounts of money at him, bangs hot tail all over the world, and parties like it's 1999 pretty much every day of the week. So yeah, for an average dude who never stops paying his dues, delays all gratification and and never gets the fucking payout, there's going to be a little envy.

Posted by: I do draw the line at the family member thing though. Oy. at January 25, 2023 06:38 PM (s2na+)

283
Now do Enemy Of The State
Posted by: CppThis



Except that EOTS was all about those dastardly Republicans who want to snoop around in everyone's bedroom. It's subtle by today's Hollywood standards, but the subtext is right there for everyone to see.

Funny, considering the reality.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2023 06:38 PM (n+4am)

284 In a way I kind of admire her. Think about it. She knew which member of the family to suck up to. He was the bagman and fixer for the family. This way she could continue her profligate lifestyle and only had to keep Hunter satisfied. 😉

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2023 06:38 PM (Y+l9t)

285 I always hoped they would greenlight Indiana Jones and the Early Bird Special.
Posted by: G'rump
----------

What was the movie that opened with the ship passing by with the turn signal blinking?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2023 06:40 PM (1O1T3)

286 Speaking of sick...

@KimDotcom 1h
“We are fighting a war against Russia.”

It’s official. The EU and Germany are at war with Russia according to @ABaerbock, Foreign Minister of Germany.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 25, 2023 06:41 PM (XF9Gj)

287 How is selling art any different than selling books?

It's all part of a grifter's paradise.

Posted by: torabora at January 25, 2023 07:21 PM (OUiUM)

288 That thing makes Twiggy look well endowed.

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289 Pretty face tho

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Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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