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Daily Tech News 25 January 2023

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  • If you needed another reason not to buy an M2 MacBook or Mac Mini, the performance of 512GB SSDs has been cut in half compared to the previous generation. (Tom's Hardware)

    It's the same thing they did previously to 256GB models: Cut down on the number of flash memory channels on the SSD to save costs, and cut the performance in half in the process. The entry level 2023 Mac Mini actually has worse disk performance than the 2018 model.

    On a real computer this wouldn't be a problem. For less than $100 you can buy a decent 1TB SSD and just swap it in. On a Mac, of course, you can't upgrade anything, ever, and the upgrades you pay for at time of purchase cost twice as much as they would anywhere else. (In the case of RAM, four times as much.)

    Also MacBooks lack the Four Essential Keys, but so do most otherwise good laptops so that's something of a moot point.


  • Australia Day tomorrow, so I get to sleep in and maybe get a chance to fix some things if I'm not overtaken by kidney stones yet again.


Tech News

  • SK Hynix has announced 9.6GHz laptop RAM, which the company brands as LPDDR5T. (WCCFTech)

    That's fast. I don't think there's a chip out there that needs memory that fast. Even AMD's new Ryzen 7040 range with 12 RDNA3 graphics cores probably wouldn't need that much bandwidth.


  • Intel is deliberately flooding the PC market with stuff forcing prices down. (WCCFTech)

    This isn't working on graphics cards since Intel's cards aren't hot sellers, and Intel doesn't make SSDs anymore (they sold that division to the same SK Hynix mentioned above), so this report is really talking about CPUs.

    This will likely be a good year to buy CPUs. Might eventually also be a good year to buy a graphics card, but certainly isn't right now.


  • The Legion Bulletin of Mad Atomic Scientists has moved the hands of the Doomsday Clock forward by ten seconds, leaving the world trembling on the brink of disaster at just ninety seconds to midnight. (NBC)

    Yeah, could you assholes stop that? Hard to have a New Year's party if it never strikes midnight.
    The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists was founded in 1945 to examine global security issues related to science and technology. Each year, the group consults with a board of sponsors to analyze the world's most pressing threats in order to determine where the Doomsday Clock's hands should be set.
    And somehow the answer is always "time to give us more money".


  • This looks like the motherboard being used by that Storaxa NAS. (Liliputing)

    Some people are casting doubt on the Storaxa, pointing out that the N6005 CPU doesn't have enough PCIe lanes to run all the devices listed. Which, uh, appears to be true. The only way it could work is to run a PCIe switch off a cable plugged into the M.2 slot on the motherboard, which would leave the four M.2 storage slots running at half speed. That is, half the speed of one slot, spread over four slots.

    That's still faster than all four 2.5Gb Ethernet ports combined, though, so not the end of the world.

    And it also raises the question of where the Ryzen 5800U model is coming from. That has a lot more PCIe lanes, but requires an entirely new motherboard.

    So maybe this is a Kickstarter to take a wait-and-see approach on if you can't afford to burn $280.


Disclaimer: Or in my case, another $280. Ugh.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




Comments

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1 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2023 04:00 AM (xhxe8)

2 G'day Skip.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 25, 2023 04:03 AM (BLOW1)

3 Hiya

Posted by: JT at January 25, 2023 04:03 AM (T4tVD)

4 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at January 25, 2023 04:03 AM (T4tVD)

5 Pixy, I need just a simple laptop to replace this one. No mac crap. But I need a big screen because eyes. I'm simple, no nerd. and don't need for work Suggestions?

Posted by: Infidel at January 25, 2023 04:04 AM (ZEa+g)

6 Water mix today, nothing now happening

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2023 04:07 AM (xhxe8)

7 5 Pixy, I need just a simple laptop to replace this one. No mac crap. But I need a big screen because eyes. I'm simple, no nerd. and don't need for work Suggestions?

The Dell Inspiron 16 looks suitable. I have the 16 Plus which is a fancier model in the same size, but that's a lot more expensive. The basic Inspiron 16 starts at $599 right now.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 25, 2023 04:11 AM (BLOW1)

8 Evening, Pixy! Australia Day? What does that commemorate?

Morning to the rest of you!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 04:13 AM (omVj0)

9 Australia Day tomorrow, so I get to sleep in and maybe get a chance to fix some things if I'm not overtaken by kidney stones yet again.
----
Been there. Worst pain I ever experienced for a couple of hours, then bent over to raise the manual garage door so as to drive to the doctor and I felt something and the pain went just like that. Passed the stone a couple of hours later.

Medical students hate the test on kidney stones, it's the hardest test to pass.

Posted by: Ciampino -- Doc: Big breaths. Teen: Yeth and I'm only thixteen. at January 25, 2023 04:15 AM (qfLjt)

10 The first episode of Barnaby Jones from 1973 is on MeTV. When you see other things Buddy Ebsen did besides playing Jed Clampett, you realize just how good an actor he was. He played villains from time to time, and they were nasty creatures; and his Barnaby is very professional and believable.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 04:18 AM (omVj0)

11 It's the same thing they did previously to 256GB models: Cut down on the number of flash memory channels on the SSD to save costs



So, they'll at least be cheap.

Right?

Posted by: Miklos flouts his naivete at January 25, 2023 04:19 AM (vdqpj)

12 Thank you pixy. I will go shopping tomorrow.

Hope you're feeling better!

Posted by: Infidel at January 25, 2023 04:20 AM (ZEa+g)

13 He played villains from time to time, and they were nasty creatures; and his Barnaby is very professional and believable.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

The best was when Barnaby nailed Max Baer Jr. as the villain.


That was some good actin'.

Posted by: Miklos Holmes "Take nought from nought, and what remains must be the truth" at January 25, 2023 04:22 AM (vdqpj)

14 5 Pixy, I need just a simple laptop to replace this one. No mac crap. But I need a big screen because eyes. I'm simple, no nerd. and don't need for work Suggestions?

Posted by: Infidel at January 25, 2023 04:04 AM (ZEa+g)
----
This is my second 17" HP laptop. Love it. The first one? hinges broke from dropping a foot or so too many times (cats) as well as poor design - metal hinge screwed into plastic. It has the 4 keys (numeric keypad too), an SSD as well as a 1 TB HD.
I waited for after Xmas sales and got a $500+ PC for #300 or so straight from HP.

Posted by: Ciampino --- Doc: Big breaths. Teen: Yeth and I'm only thixteen. at January 25, 2023 04:24 AM (qfLjt)

15 I ran rings around Barnaby when I was a Varsity Jonesback.

Scored the winning touchdown four times in one game, Jack!

With a chain around my hairy legs, for the Negro children!

Posted by: Joey B. at January 25, 2023 04:26 AM (vdqpj)

16 Biden admin gives left-wing groups hundreds of millions to help illegal immigrants fight deportation
https://is.gd/n9A8aZ

Posted by: Ciampino - All computers wait at the same speed at January 25, 2023 04:30 AM (qfLjt)

17 My MacBook Air from 2014 is a great laptop. But I inherited it from a former faculty member, I didn't lay out that kind of $$$, and I wouldn't now. Stirling the great black kitten has chewed and ruined 2 charging cords, though, $87 each. This third one I've covered in a corrugated plastic hose you can buy for cheap at Autozone. He hasn't shown any interest in it since.

I have 2 other Dell laptops work bought for me or that I took over from someone there who was upgrading. And my boss gave me a LeNovo machine that needed a new battery. Once I took care of that, it was great.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 04:30 AM (omVj0)

18 Don't click on this link. Gross.
https://is.gd/HeiNlW

Posted by: Ciampino - White version of Stacey Abrams? at January 25, 2023 04:35 AM (qfLjt)

19 Biden admin gives left-wing groups hundreds of millions to help illegal immigrants fight deportation
https://is.gd/n9A8aZ
Posted by: Ciampino

I would take a lousy one (1) million to move to Tobago. Or maybe Barbados. Or Yucatan. The Tuamoto Islands look OK too. I hear a guy can some action in Puka-Puka.

Posted by: Miklos is pretty Ok with whatever at January 25, 2023 04:35 AM (vdqpj)

20 Don't click on this link. Gross.
https://is.gd/HeiNlW
Posted by: Ciampino

Your kindness shall be repaid, by the ton.

Posted by: Miklos quotes the Internet at January 25, 2023 04:37 AM (vdqpj)

21 About to go to bed, but first there is a new kitteh roaming the backyard. I haven't named it yet. Yesterday, Creamsickle gave it the stare-down and then a smack to the face before chasing it off.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 25, 2023 04:38 AM (KAi1n)

22 Creamsickle gave it the stare-down and then a smack to the face before chasing it off.
Posted by: SFGoth

Darleen did that to Marleen the first time.

Now they are fine, and Marleen is old enough to buy her own Natty Daddys now.

Posted by: Miklos has a Happy Family of sorts at January 25, 2023 04:43 AM (vdqpj)

23 'Tis about 60 F. here and damp after last night's rain. I slept only 5 hours last night -- got to bed late, and Stirling the black kitten came up to nuzzle me about an hour before the alarm was to go off. I plan to hit the sack early tonight. First, though, I have to get through the day.

Adultin' is hard, yo.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 04:44 AM (omVj0)

24 Chicago mayor candidate reveals tax-the-rich plan that will make the suburbs 'pay their fair share'
https://is.gd/uAWfek

Posted by: Ciampino - Did you click? at January 25, 2023 04:47 AM (qfLjt)

25 I have to get through the day.

Adultin' is hard, yo.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Well, you made it through Red Beans Monday Ok, so there's that.

Posted by: Miklos can not a make proper Muff without Leidenheimers at January 25, 2023 04:47 AM (JZ+h1)

26 New Marxists love their racism gig but just can't break class warfare, that's where the money is.

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2023 04:52 AM (xhxe8)

27 Morning all!

Chicago mayor candidate reveals tax-the-rich plan that will make the suburbs 'pay their fair share'
https://is.gd/uAWfek
Posted by: Ciampino

When new business won't move into Chicago anymore because of the possibility of having it burned down, You gotta tax where the businesses are. That's one of the problems with taxes, you actually need (should) provide something for the money

Posted by: Bruce at January 25, 2023 05:08 AM (vd8XM)

28 Wouldn't Chicago have to get the state to tax business not under their iron hands?

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2023 05:11 AM (xhxe8)

29 Good morning morons

I have a feeling things will get dicey soon in Ukraine, China, and Kalorama hopefully not all at the same time. I wonder what the CCP analysts say about Kamala Harris?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2023 05:17 AM (EZebt)

30 Wouldn't Chicago have to get the state to tax business not under their iron hands?
Posted by: Skip

I don't know. Since Chicago IS Cook County and Cook County basically runs the state, I'm sure they'll figure out a way. Plus all three keep coming up with stupid add on taxes that are increasing everything.
I would like to move, but my wifes family is still here.

Posted by: Bruce at January 25, 2023 05:18 AM (vd8XM)

31 Wow is Gavin Newsom a sanctimonious prick. He is governor of a state where he and his party have had total political control for 30 years, yet somehow two mass shootings he blames on Republicans and Fox News! What chutzpah.

What a douche.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2023 05:22 AM (EZebt)

32 Gruesome has to be getting presidential aspirations

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2023 05:30 AM (xhxe8)

33 May be legend, but I believe Ebsen was choice one for the Tin Man in the Wizard of Oz but couldn't tolerate the paint job.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 25, 2023 05:37 AM (oWBc3)

34 Somewhere around freezing point, no precipitation yet

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2023 05:38 AM (xhxe8)

35 ay be legend, but I believe Ebsen was choice one for the Tin Man in the Wizard of Oz but couldn't tolerate the paint job.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 25, 2023


***
That's the story I've heard. Still, Buddy didn't do too badly for himself after that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 05:39 AM (omVj0)

36 My local CBS outlet has another fat chick squeezed into the screen doing the early "news" broadcast. Time for me to send off another email complaining that we want news, not NutriSystem commercials or ads for GOLO.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 05:40 AM (omVj0)

37 Chicago pols going for the creeping incorporation scheme I guess - will give new rise to city states.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 25, 2023 05:41 AM (oWBc3)

38 Nice,quiet little club you have here,shame if someone should post here.

Posted by: safristi at January 25, 2023 05:43 AM (qktfm)

39 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 25, 2023 05:43 AM (ju2Fy)

40 Morning olddog!

Posted by: Bruce at January 25, 2023 05:44 AM (vd8XM)

41 So Schiff, Omar and Swalwell are whining about political vengeance for the committee snubs. I'm sure my euphoria won't last but it is nice to see McCarthy gets, "tit for tat" logic.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 25, 2023 05:44 AM (oWBc3)

42 Huh, woke up to a few inches gorebull warmening. Also, no satellite tv. The dish must be covered with snow or it's snowing heavily in direction dish is aimed. Will deal with that after coffee.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 25, 2023 05:46 AM (ju2Fy)

43 Morning, Bruce.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 25, 2023 05:46 AM (ju2Fy)

44 That's the story I've heard. Still, Buddy didn't do too badly for himself after that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Pa, that'n makes me giggle

Posted by: Ellie Mae at January 25, 2023 05:51 AM (qXmoD)

45 I would think one of the four essential keys would be the one to the bathroom.

Posted by: yep at January 25, 2023 05:51 AM (6WBZp)

46 See they closed the bar in Baton Rouge that served the underage coed who was killed this last weekend. Reading she tested .32 - are you kidding me? The bar was basically a shack near as I can tell, but Louisiana and all. Not a place for a sorority girl, even an LSU sorority girl. Awful stuff.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 25, 2023 05:52 AM (oWBc3)

47 And the local Fox outlet has a fat weather chick. Dear Lord, my eyes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 05:52 AM (omVj0)

48 And the local Fox outlet has a fat weather chick. Dear Lord, my eyes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Jobs Mexican Weather Girls just won't do?

Nawlins must be bad

Posted by: Miklos remembers it being better at January 25, 2023 05:54 AM (VEDYl)

49 @36; you don't want news you want someone to jack off to.

Posted by: yep at January 25, 2023 05:54 AM (6WBZp)

50 @36; you don't want news you want someone to jack off to.
Posted by: yep

And read the news. What's so wrong?

Posted by: Bruce at January 25, 2023 05:56 AM (vd8XM)

51 Fat people are in

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2023 05:56 AM (EZebt)

52 mornin yall. Somewhere in my archives I have a newspaper with a huge headline "NIXON TO RESIGN". I wonder if we will be treated to something similar for Joe. If so, I might just purchase a copy of the local rag for the first time in about 15 years.

Posted by: A sea spider at January 25, 2023 05:56 AM (iayUP)

53 @36; you don't want news you want someone to jack off to.
Posted by: yep

you owe me one

Posted by: Hunter B. at January 25, 2023 05:56 AM (XuQSP)

54 Jobs Mexican Weather Girls just won't do?

Nawlins must be bad

Posted by: Miklos remembers it being better at January 25, 2023


***
Yep. A fat blonde (who wasn't always fat, as I recall) is on the NBC outlet's morning "news." Does OANN still have good looking news readers? Of course I get most of my info here and elsewhere online; all I need from early am TV is weather and traffic reports.

The hell of it is, the CBS station has a lovely slim redhead doing weather now and then. They don't use her often enough.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 05:57 AM (omVj0)

55 Trolls out early today, off to the day.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 25, 2023 05:57 AM (oWBc3)

56 Posted by: Miklos flouts his naivete at January 25, 2023 04:19 AM (vdqpj)

LOL
*flaunt?

Posted by: m at January 25, 2023 05:57 AM (4VwiF)

57 Wow. What a dream. I dreamed I was a sea spider and had to grow a new anus.

Posted by: fd at January 25, 2023 05:57 AM (iayUP)

58 Posted by: Miklos flouts his naivete at January 25, 2023 04:19 AM (vdqpj)

LOL
*flaunt?
Posted by: m

It was flouting.

Because teacher says I mustn't.

Posted by: Wide Eyed Miklos at January 25, 2023 05:59 AM (DcGz9)

59 I dreamed I was a sea spider and had to grow a new anus.
Posted by: fd

Worst Maidenform Bra ad ever.

Posted by: Bruce at January 25, 2023 05:59 AM (vd8XM)

60 "Lifts and Separates"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2023 06:03 AM (EZebt)

61 Oh no now Jimmy Carter had classified documents at his home in Plains, but he turned them in so it's ok.

Posted by: fd at January 25, 2023 06:08 AM (iayUP)

62 From early ONT (SMH linked it)

"It is time for the unvaccinated to take responsibility for their actions and to work with the rest of us to find a solution to this crisis. We cannot afford to let their selfishness and lack of action continue to harm our communities. It is time for the unvaccinated to step up and do the right thing.

The unvaccinated should by any moral measuring stick have done more to warn about the potential risks -- to help us make informed decisions about our health. And they must now ask us for our forgiveness."
-------

Ok... first of all: Bullshit.

We tried to warn these sheep. TRIED. And they laughed and called us names. FK. Them.

The sorriest part is... my own sister is among them. I tried to warn her, but... She. Knew. Better.

Smug and sanctimonious they were, and dismissed our warnings. FK. Them. All

(thanks for reading)

Posted by: JQ at January 25, 2023 06:11 AM (o0Fxd)

63 It is time for the unvaccinated to step up and do the right thing.

Like what? Point and laugh?
Shake our heads while shrugging our shoulders?

Let me know, because on that last one I'll need to stretch first.

Posted by: Bruce at January 25, 2023 06:13 AM (vd8XM)

64 We're guilty of our actions and then for our lack of action in the next sentence.

Posted by: yep at January 25, 2023 06:14 AM (6WBZp)

65 We're guilty of our actions and then for our lack of action in the next sentence.
Posted by: yep

Well, you brought it on yourself.

Logic! Winning!

Posted by: Bruce at January 25, 2023 06:16 AM (vd8XM)

66 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 25, 2023 06:16 AM (u82oZ)

67 Some have to be test neutral to see if the Fake Vax works, and not looking good for that Fake Vax

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2023 06:21 AM (4s0sR)

68 We're guilty of our actions and then for our lack of action in the next sentence.
Posted by: yep

You shouldn't have posted your opposition to the jabs on websites that someone could delete or shut down.

C'mon...Be better!

Posted by: Bruce at January 25, 2023 06:21 AM (vd8XM)

69 God /given joy a source of strength. A reflection from the rabbi's daughter at the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews:

https://tinyurl.com/42zsyaps

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2023 06:21 AM (tXLuY)

70 So unvaccinated people are now pure-bloods?

The othering is getting louder. We still have something to live for.
Or ...
*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 25, 2023 06:22 AM (u82oZ)

71 Some have to be test neutral to see if the Fake Vax works, and not looking good for that Fake Vax
Posted by: Skip

That's what I told some people.
We are the human test trials.

My wife told me to be quiet

Posted by: Bruce at January 25, 2023 06:22 AM (vd8XM)

72 Bruce

We are in an inflection point. Much of the past that I never understood (because who would rationally do that?) is becoming clearer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 25, 2023 06:24 AM (u82oZ)

73 Scott Rolen was elected to the MLB Hall of Fame.

A class act .

Posted by: JT at January 25, 2023 06:26 AM (T4tVD)

74 Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 25, 2023 06:16 AM (u82oZ)
===
I'll have to consult JT's birdbath first.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2023 06:26 AM (EZebt)

75 "The unvaccinated should by any moral measuring stick have done more to warn about the potential risks"

My moral measuring stick measure zero. Maybe I should get a metric one.

Posted by: fd at January 25, 2023 06:27 AM (iayUP)

76 We're about 2 months out from finding out that all the "leaders" didn't really take the Vax like they said.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2023 06:30 AM (WNfWI)

77 I'll have to consult JT's birdbath first.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


The sun hasta come up first.

Posted by: JT at January 25, 2023 06:30 AM (T4tVD)

78 I don't know if I believe that all the people shrieking about non vaccinated doing the righteous thing really believe that. In fact with all the reports of serious side effects and deaths many have figured out that getting vaccinated was the wrong thing ,but they believe what was told them or they needed to get the shot for their job and they were convinced to do it by those they love. Rather than acknowledge the problems they yell that the unvaccinated are the problem and so don't have to look at their own pain or fear or loss and don't make the those responsible the object of their anger.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2023 06:31 AM (tXLuY)

79 " doing the right thing" not the righteous thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2023 06:31 AM (tXLuY)

80 76 We're about 2 months out from finding out that all the "leaders" didn't really take the Vax like they said.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2023 06:30 AM (WNfWI)

Why would they ever tell us?

Posted by: m at January 25, 2023 06:31 AM (4VwiF)

81 Why would they ever tell us?
Posted by: m

On truth telling day. They must all tell.
Also a day to fess up about any classified documents in their possesion.

I found Jimmy Hoffa alive in my basement!

Posted by: Bruce at January 25, 2023 06:34 AM (vd8XM)

82 m

Word on the street is separate production lots. Note the obsession with lot numbers. And a website has bad reactions listed by lot number. Looks legit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 25, 2023 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

83 They're calling for heavy rains and WIND here this afternoon.

Posted by: JT at January 25, 2023 06:34 AM (T4tVD)

84
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 25, 2023 06:35 AM (ENBF0)

85 Morning all. India told Pfizer to pound sand. Pfizer wouldn't agree to a bridging study and wanted immunity and the Indians said no.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2023 06:35 AM (Gxd3W)

86 Somewhere in my archives I have a newspaper with a huge headline "NIXON TO RESIGN". I wonder if we will be treated to something similar for Joe.
Posted by: A sea spider at January 25, 2023 05:56 AM (iayUP)

Never happen. In final analysis, Nixon cared about the country. Biden is a soulless, self-exalting gangster.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 25, 2023 06:35 AM (F24yq)

87 Rachel Bronson (Ex Officio)
Bronson is the president and CEO of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists Before joining the Bulletin, she served for eight years at the Chicago Council on Global Affairs.

Edmund G. Brown Jr. (Executive Chair)
Brown completed his fourth term as Governor of the State of California in 2019. He began his career in public service in 1969 as a trustee for the LA Community College District and became California Secretary of State in 1970.

Steve Fetter
Fetter is associate provost, dean of the graduate school, and professor of public policy at the University of Maryland. He served for five years in the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy for Obama.

These people are all your typical Big Govt Politicos that love both scaring ignorant people or just running roughshod over their lives with their agencies and fake boards.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2023 06:37 AM (BRHaw)

88 Morning all. India told Pfizer to pound sand. Pfizer wouldn't agree to a bridging study and wanted immunity and the Indians said no.
Posted by: Ben Had

They shouda asked the Cleveland Indians....

Oh.

Posted by: JT at January 25, 2023 06:37 AM (T4tVD)

89 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

76 We're about 2 months out from finding out that all the "leaders" didn't really take the Vax like they said.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby



All conspiracy theories are 7 newz cylces ahead.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 25, 2023 06:37 AM (sAmhv)

90 Ben Had

♩ ♪ ♫ Good morning! ♩ ♫ ♬

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 25, 2023 06:39 AM (u82oZ)

91 76 We're about 2 months out from finding out that all the "leaders" didn't really take the Vax like they said.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2023 06:30 AM (WNfWI)

I do not see how they are going to pull that off! I cant believe they were not waiting for Jaycinda or whatever her name is to walk out of the Capital to be tarred and feathered.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2023 06:39 AM (BRHaw)

92 I am old enough (over 29) to remember when the Doomsday clock was 15 seconds to midnight.

Trump must have forced them to push it back 60 seconds.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 25, 2023 06:39 AM (TXFi7)

93 Have a great day, everyone.

May no lion open your car door if you commute.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 25, 2023 06:40 AM (u82oZ)

94 Infidel, check and see if there is a Discount Electronics near you. They have some refurbished products for good prices.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2023 06:41 AM (Gxd3W)

95 The Washington Post
@washingtonpost

With pressure growing to ban natural gas in the home, experts explain what it takes to change a gas fireplace to wood-burning or electric

Pressure? From Who?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2023 06:41 AM (BRHaw)

96 93 Have a great day, everyone.

May no lion open your car door if you commute.
Posted by: NaCly Dog



It was a mistake. the lion called uber and got mixed up.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 25, 2023 06:42 AM (sAmhv)

97 That's why if you need to work in Chitcago, you live in Frankfort.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 25, 2023 06:43 AM (TXFi7)

98 100

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2023 06:43 AM (EZebt)

99 Or some other suburb NOT in the city limits of Chitcago.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 25, 2023 06:44 AM (TXFi7)

100 *sadz*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2023 06:44 AM (EZebt)

101 "With pressure growing to ban natural gas in the home"

Classic narrative building.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 25, 2023 06:44 AM (F24yq)

102 The street drug that makes people into something like zombies: is that fentanyl?

Posted by: m at January 25, 2023 06:44 AM (4VwiF)

103 With pressure growing to ban natural gas in the home, experts explain what it takes to change a gas fireplace to wood-burning or electric

Pressure? From Who?
Posted by: rhennigantx

HA!! I just had my wood burning changed to gas. Why? Because after an inspection they found that the mortar on the inside of the chimney had fallen/falling out. Due to a hinky addition that was put on before we bought, they couldn't sleeve the chimney.

Posted by: Bruce at January 25, 2023 06:44 AM (vd8XM)

104 Of course not. They were taking Ivermectin.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 25, 2023 06:44 AM (TXFi7)

105 100 *sadz*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2023 06:44 AM (EZebt)

YOU GOT IT!

Posted by: m at January 25, 2023 06:45 AM (4VwiF)

106 "With pressure growing to ban natural gas in the home"


The WP manufacturing consent? Seem to recall some commie douche writing a book on that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 25, 2023 06:46 AM (sAmhv)

107 Good morning all. The snow is coming down fast and furious, so I decided to stay home.

I no longer am willing to drive in bad weather. It's all part of being 29...

Posted by: Rosasharn at January 25, 2023 06:46 AM (PzBTm)

108
The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists was founded in 1945 to examine global security issues related to science and technology. Each year, the group consults with a board of sponsors to analyze the world's most pressing threats in order to determine where the Doomsday Clock's hands should be set.
And somehow the answer is always "time to give us more money".


Pixy, that's another version of the Asymptote Gambit: "Oooh, it's getting really, really close now -- send us more coinage to drive it away, and do it NOW!"

I despise such pandering.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2023 06:46 AM (pNxlR)

109 107 Good morning all. The snow is coming down fast and furious, so I decided to stay home.

I no longer am willing to drive in bad weather. It's all part of being 29...
Posted by: Rosasharn at January 25, 2023 06:46 AM (PzBTm)

Rest up for the Friday twirling.

Posted by: m at January 25, 2023 06:46 AM (4VwiF)

110 Apparently twitter is sliding back into censorship cesspool. I don't know. I'm still banned.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 25, 2023 06:47 AM (F24yq)

111
I no longer am willing to drive in bad weather. It's all part of being 29...
Posted by: Rosasharn


And you can twirl in the privacy of your own home!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2023 06:47 AM (pNxlR)

112 I no longer am willing to drive in bad weather. It's all part of being 29...
Posted by: Rosasharn

Better to twirl at home then driving on the road

Posted by: Bruce at January 25, 2023 06:48 AM (vd8XM)

113 It's going to just rain here in Babylon DC. Haven't had much snow this year. I'm fine with that. It's all Mad Max in dry weather around here.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 25, 2023 06:48 AM (sAmhv)

114 Oddly, the lefty protestors are still hanging around Kavanaugh's house at night, chanting their nonsense. The neighbors must be beside themselves and his daughters must be getting a jaded view of other Americans.

https://tinyurl.com/yf63m8n7

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 25, 2023 06:50 AM (TSiEx)

115 Good Morning. Direct TV has removed Newsmax from its lineup. All that is on the channel is a notice telling me I can watch Newsmax on an app or at their website.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 25, 2023 06:51 AM (0OJcF)

116 I no longer am willing to drive in bad weather. It's all part of being 29...
Posted by: Rosasharn

Better to twirl at home then driving on the road
Posted by: Bruce

LOL !!!

Posted by: JT at January 25, 2023 06:52 AM (T4tVD)

117 The local newsreader has on her oh-so-serious face while reading the news about Pence's lax attitude towards classified documents. It looks like it really hurts her.

Posted by: fd at January 25, 2023 06:52 AM (iayUP)

118
"With pressure growing to ban natural gas in the home"

Classic narrative building.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 25, 2023 06:44 AM


With pressure building for Biden to resign in the wake of multiple scandals how much longer can the embattled president endure?

/ Two can play the game

Posted by: Ten Trillion Slow Swimming Sperm at January 25, 2023 06:52 AM (enJYY)

119 With all the talk of banning natural gas in homes, I sent letters to my key politicians and the governor. At one time you used to get a form letter saying so good to hear from you, now screw off. But you don't get any response anymore from anyone. I guess the delete key works on their computers. Which still means get lost, we don't care what you think.

Posted by: Colin at January 25, 2023 06:54 AM (U+mbV)

120 Abrams tanks to Ukraine means US troops to operate them. The press is studiously avoiding telling Americans Biden is getting the country into a hot war in Europe fighting Russians.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 25, 2023 06:55 AM (TSiEx)

121 Kari Lake War Room account tweeted. “Today, records revealed nearly a quarter of a million ballots were rejected on Election Day in Maricopa County in a race that came down to just 17K votes.

wait wut? There's moar:

Today’s Senate Testimony CONFIRMS nearly 40,000 ballots illegally counted (10% of the signatures reviewed).

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2023 06:56 AM (BRHaw)

122
From early ONT (SMH linked it)

"It is time for the unvaccinated to take responsibility for their actions and to work with the rest of us to find a solution to this crisis. We cannot afford to let their selfishness and lack of action continue to harm our communities. It is time for the unvaccinated to step up and do the right thing.

The unvaccinated should by any moral measuring stick have done more to warn about the potential risks -- to help us make informed decisions about our health. And they must now ask us for our forgiveness."


Oh, do fuck off.

Nice hole you dug for yourselves, by the way. 'Twould be a pity were something to happen to it.
* kicks a mound of dirt into it *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2023 06:56 AM (pNxlR)

123 Dad leaves family chat group with funny, honest message:

https://tinyurl.com/4ea524m4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2023 06:59 AM (tXLuY)

124 The unvaccinated should by any moral measuring stick have done more to warn about the potential risks -- to help us make informed decisions about our health. And they must now ask us for our forgiveness.
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How in the stump-toed Hell could anyone warn of potential risks when they were banned for 'misinformation'?

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 25, 2023 06:59 AM (MIKMs)

125 How in the stump-toed Hell could anyone warn of potential risks when they were banned for 'misinformation'?
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 25, 2023 06:59 AM (MIKMs)

"This is all your fault", said the scorpion to the frog.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2023 07:00 AM (9UlRk)

126 A number of folks pointed out on the ONT that the "unvaccinated" article came from a satire site.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 25, 2023 07:00 AM (ZSK0i)

127 Weather lady says a significant weather pattern is coming, cold in the east, probably warmer in the west. Same as last year, our worst winter weather was in February. We will have to see what that rodent says in Punxsutawney. I hope it bites its handlers again this year.

Posted by: Colin at January 25, 2023 07:00 AM (U+mbV)

128
Biden has to give Ukraine whatever they want or a file filled with dirt on the Biden family appears. Joe would rather start WW3 then do the right thing.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 25, 2023 07:00 AM (enJYY)

129 A number of folks pointed out on the ONT that the "unvaccinated" article came from a satire site.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 25, 2023 07:00 AM (ZSK0i)

I suppose the mark of any good satire is that it's believable at first glance.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2023 07:02 AM (9UlRk)

130 Anyone solve the sidebar runestone?

Pretty sure it says: "Epstein did not kill himself"

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 25, 2023 07:02 AM (DB16e)

131 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at January 25, 2023 07:04 AM (UqnOO)

132 Sunrise is scheduled for 7:13 today and I can see daybreak starting. Love this time of day.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 25, 2023 07:04 AM (fW6K6)

133 Doomsday Clock ticks 30 seconds closer to midnight, thanks to Trump
Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists cites growing nationalism and a failure to confront climate change
26 JAN 2017

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2023 07:04 AM (BRHaw)

134 O, wad some Pow'r the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us
It wad frae mony a blunder free us
An' foolish notion
What airs in gait and dress wad lea'e us
And ev'n devotion!

Burns Night tonight.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 25, 2023 07:05 AM (XlE1Z)

135 Abram tanks and Patriot missile's sure sounds like war.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2023 07:06 AM (Gxd3W)

136 Anyone solve the sidebar runestone?

Pretty sure it says: "Epstein did not kill himself"
Posted by: Fool Otto at January 25, 2023 07:02 AM (DB16e)

I always thought it would be neat if we found materials from someone developing a new script. Practice runs. Trials. Things like that. Where the person doing the scribbling is still deciding on what letter is what, or how they're supposed to look. Maybe this is that?

Or maybe it's some kind of inside joke?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2023 07:06 AM (9UlRk)

137 JANUARY 26, 201712:18 PM

Atomic scientists reset their symbolic “Doomsday Clock” to its closest time to midnight in 64 years on Thursday, saying the world was closer to catastrophe due to threats such as nuclear weapons, climate change and Donald Trump’s election as U.S. president.

hum! smartest people in the room forgot the Oxford comma.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2023 07:06 AM (BRHaw)

138 I am already feeling relieved of my Seasonal Affective Disorder

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2023 07:07 AM (EZebt)

139 New Narnia movie to feature first Black White Witch. It must be fun to work at the Babylon Bee.☺️

https://tinyurl.com/4u8asmr4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2023 07:07 AM (tXLuY)

140 Satire and reality have crossed streams a lot over the last few decades. It's why the guys behind The Babylon Bee had to create Not The Bee.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 25, 2023 07:07 AM (sAmhv)

141 Good morning! Woke up to a few inches of glowbull warming. Guess I'm staying in today. Maybe make some jewelry. I'm getting rusty and low on inventory. First show is March 17.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 25, 2023 07:08 AM (nxdel)

142 To further the Buddy Ebsen anecdote above, for his makeup test at the Tin Man, they used directly applied powdered aluminum. Inevitably, he breathed it in and was sent to the hospital, gravely ill. For Jack Haley, they redesigned the makeup in cream form.

And now you know.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 25, 2023 07:08 AM (XlE1Z)

143 And now you know.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 25, 2023 07:08 AM (XlE1Z)

At least they didn't use tin.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2023 07:09 AM (9UlRk)

144 jewells how has your appetite been?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2023 07:09 AM (EZebt)

145 140 Satire and reality have crossed streams a lot over the last few decades. It's why the guys behind The Babylon Bee had to create Not The Bee.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 25, 2023 07:07 AM (sAmhv)

Last time I looked they were up to about 150 times their stories became reality.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2023 07:09 AM (BRHaw)

146 I always thought it would be neat if we found materials from someone developing a new script. Practice runs. Trials. Things like that. Where the person doing the scribbling is still deciding on what letter is what, or how they're supposed to look. Maybe this is that? Or maybe it's some kind of inside joke?
=====

Klingon. My dim 29yo+ memory seems to recall a lot of debates over the creation of that language.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 25, 2023 07:09 AM (MIKMs)

147 131 Morning, Tech Peeps
Posted by: fluffy at January 25, 2023 07:04 AM (UqnOO)

Morning, fluffster.

Posted by: m at January 25, 2023 07:11 AM (4VwiF)

148 Klingon. My dim 29yo+ memory seems to recall a lot of debates over the creation of that language.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 25, 2023 07:09 AM (MIKMs)
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The original designers though it would be hilarious to devise a language that did not have the verb "to be".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 25, 2023 07:11 AM (XlE1Z)

149 Klingon. My dim 29yo+ memory seems to recall a lot of debates over the creation of that language.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 25, 2023 07:09 AM (MIKMs)

Imagine an archeologist 1,000 years from now, long after electronic and magnetic data storage is kaput, trying to figure out what the hell the deal with Klingon is...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2023 07:12 AM (9UlRk)

150 Jewells, Good morning, darlin

Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2023 07:12 AM (Gxd3W)

151 134 O, wad some Pow'r the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us
It wad frae mony a blunder free us
An' foolish notion
What airs in gait and dress wad lea'e us
And ev'n devotion!

Burns Night tonight.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 25, 2023 07:05 AM (XlE1Z)

w00t

Posted by: m at January 25, 2023 07:12 AM (4VwiF)

152 137 JANUARY 26, 201712:18 PM

Atomic scientists reset their symbolic “Doomsday Clock” to its closest time to midnight in 64 years on Thursday, saying the world was closer to catastrophe due to threats such as nuclear weapons, climate change and Donald Trump’s election as U.S. president.

hum! smartest people in the room forgot the Oxford comma.
Posted by: rhennigantx



1 Thessalonians 1:13-18

Bah Humbug on the arbitrary and stupid Doomsday Clock. When the above passage comes to fruition, you'll have all the Doomsday you want.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 25, 2023 07:14 AM (sAmhv)

153 jewells how has your appetite been?

It's been better this round. Every treatment has been different as far a side affects. My fatigue this time was worse.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 25, 2023 07:14 AM (nxdel)

154 trying to figure out what the hell the deal with Klingon is...
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Like the ornate foreheads, 'We don't talk about that.' (Intoned in Worf baritone.)

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 25, 2023 07:14 AM (MIKMs)

155 Imagine an archeologist 1,000 years from now, long after electronic and magnetic data storage is kaput, trying to figure out what the hell the deal with Klingon is...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2023 07:12 AM (9UlRk)
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They'd need the Thermians' "historical records".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 25, 2023 07:14 AM (XlE1Z)

156 lord, I cannot stand Microsoft's obsession with increasing human/machine interaction. I no sooner check sunrise times and weather than my computer now displays weather on my menu bar.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 25, 2023 07:15 AM (Z3/eF)

157 Biden administration energy envoy defending the drawdown of the SPR. Has skated around facts now arguing against proposed GOP bill restricting drawdown unless corresponding amount of federal lands open to drilling.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 25, 2023 07:15 AM (0OJcF)

158 Atomic scientists reset their symbolic “Doomsday Clock” to its closest time to midnight in 64 years on Thursday, saying the world was closer to catastrophe due to threats such as nuclear weapons, climate change and Donald Trump’s election as U.S. president.

--

The first president who didn't start any new wars and who actively ended wars and signed historic peace deals in the Middle East and Korea.

Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 25, 2023 07:15 AM (dGQu9)

159 Wait, did the atomic idiots just agree that Trump won? I need more coffee.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 25, 2023 07:16 AM (QUJEH)

160 My birdbath is frozen (if you're keeping score at home)

Posted by: JT at January 25, 2023 07:17 AM (T4tVD)

161 tip of my cap in salute to you jewells. you are stalwart.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 25, 2023 07:17 AM (Z3/eF)

162 Uh, my Douay-Rheims bible doesn't have 1 Thess go past verse 10.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 25, 2023 07:17 AM (TXFi7)

163 Good morning, everyone.

"The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists was founded in 1945 to examine global security issues related to science and technology."

They are lefty progtards, when they moved it up just because Trump was elected and then left it there because he said "pussy"....it showed the world whom they were. Eff 'em.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 25, 2023 07:17 AM (3CCua)

164 Uh, my Douay-Rheims bible doesn't have 1 Thess go past verse 10.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 25, 2023 07:17 AM (TXFi7)
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Guess they cut out the racy parts.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 25, 2023 07:18 AM (XlE1Z)

165 11/14/2022

Muir: "Did you take any classified documents with you from the white house?"

Pence: "I did not."

Muir: "Do you see any reason for anyone to take classified docs from the White House."

Pence: "There would be no reason."

A closed mouth catches no feet.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2023 07:19 AM (BRHaw)

166 They are lefty progtards, when they moved it up just because Trump was elected and then left it there because he said "pussy"....it showed the world whom they were. Eff 'em.
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 25, 2023 07:17 AM (3CCua

"Someone just sold a big chunk of America's uranium reserves to Russia? Illegally? .... nah, it'll be fine." *nudges minute hand back*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2023 07:19 AM (9UlRk)

167 >Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 25, 2023 07:15 AM

I purchased gas cartridges for my cordless nail gun using my Home Depot credit card. The next morning I check my weather page and get an ad for "Senco cordless nail guns."
There is a giant, deep hole of connectivity going on that needs to end.

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 25, 2023 07:19 AM (DB16e)

168 Romans 1:21-32 remains lit.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 25, 2023 07:20 AM (TXFi7)

169 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18

Oops

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 25, 2023 07:20 AM (sAmhv)

170 Senco cordless nail guns."
There is a giant, deep hole of connectivity going on that needs to end.
Posted by: Fool Otto at January 25, 2023 07:19 AM (DB16e)

Great. Now all I'm gonna get are ads for nail gun cartridges.

Thanks, dick.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2023 07:20 AM (9UlRk)

171 Good morning Ben Had!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 25, 2023 07:22 AM (nxdel)

172 "The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists was founded in 1945 to examine global security issues related to science and technology."

--

I don't know that they qualify as a "foundation," but find that Norman Dodd video where Congress was investigating anti-American / subversion activities in 1952 and saw it going back to at least 1908.

What we're thinking we're discovering has been in the works for 100 years. Normal people, and very educated, connected people - not conspiracy theory types (a phrase that apparently the FBI weaponized) = have repeatedly called it out over the last 70 or so as they have enacted their plans and taken over academia to fulfill the education of the next generations.

Now we're just along for the ride.

Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 25, 2023 07:23 AM (dGQu9)

173 I hate to be picky, but there is no verse 18.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 25, 2023 07:24 AM (TXFi7)

174 The thing that seems odd to me about the spinning of the molten core is that, I thought that was one of the explanations for the radiation belt/magnetic fields? If it suddenly stopped or slowed to a halt and then reversed direction? Maybe this is me displaying my ignorance.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2023 07:24 AM (CsVWE)

175 I hate to be picky, but there is no verse 18.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 25, 2023 07:24 AM (TXFi7)

It's actually a post-credit scene.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2023 07:25 AM (9UlRk)

176

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 25, 2023 07:25 AM (vwCZJ)

177 A closed mouth catches no feet.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2023 07:19 AM (BRHaw)

A principle that the ignoring of which, makes the Internet the wonderful place it is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2023 07:26 AM (CsVWE)

178 "Did you take any classified documents with you from the white house?"
=====

When did Pence serve in the White House? And, more importantly, why is he joining the Spartacans?

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 25, 2023 07:26 AM (MIKMs)

179 Oddly, the lefty protestors are still hanging around Kavanaugh's house at night, chanting their nonsense. The neighbors must be beside themselves and his daughters must be getting a jaded view of other Americans.

--

It does seem to be that once you get into the jaws of these crazed leftists, they simply do not let go. They truly are like rabid animals. Insanity.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 25, 2023 07:27 AM (sVtYq)

180 Diversity, Equity and Inclusion (DEI) at the University of Texas Austin,” the report found that the institution has created “an entrenched bureaucracy with an ever expanding ideological agenda.”

The NAS states that “UT Austin has created and implemented a long series of institutional policies in pursuit of the often-vague, often-politicized goals of DEI” and that the policies “influence vast areas of university life.”

Notably, the report found that UT Austin’s DEI agenda was mired in Critical Race Theory, a leftist academic framework that applies Marxist theories of oppression to issues of race and identity. Critical Race Theory has been implemented in the medical school under the guise of “health equity.”

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2023 07:27 AM (BRHaw)

181 Cowboy wisdom: Never pass up an opportunity to shut up.

I need to exercise that more often.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 25, 2023 07:27 AM (TXFi7)

182 It's actually a post-credit scene.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2023 07:25 AM (9UlRk)

Bro, I hear the Archangel Gabriel shows up!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2023 07:27 AM (CsVWE)

183 Spartacans?

"TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!!!!!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 25, 2023 07:27 AM (XlE1Z)

184 181 Cowboy wisdom: Never pass up an opportunity to shut up.

I need to exercise that more often.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 25, 2023 07:27 AM (TXFi7)

Stoicism: it's not just a river in Egypt. Or something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2023 07:28 AM (CsVWE)

185
As best can be determined, that rune stone's inscription reads "Burma Sh..."

I boldly assert the full set of five rune stones will say:

"
Longboats ashore
Feasting is on
Now you know
Where your friends have gone
-- Burma Shave
"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2023 07:28 AM (pNxlR)

186 Bro, I hear the Archangel Gabriel shows up!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2023 07:27 AM (CsVWE)

Duuuuuuuude

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2023 07:28 AM (9UlRk)

187 What we're thinking we're discovering has been in the works for 100 years. Normal people, and very educated, connected people - not conspiracy theory types (a phrase that apparently the FBI weaponized) = have repeatedly called it out over the last 70 or so as they have enacted their plans and taken over academia to fulfill the education of the next generations.
=====

Haymarket.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 25, 2023 07:29 AM (MIKMs)

188 I hate to be picky, but there is no verse 18.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 25, 2023 07:24 AM (TXFi7)

It's actually a post-credit scene.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

From Post Cereals ?

Posted by: JT at January 25, 2023 07:29 AM (T4tVD)

189 It does seem to be that once you get into the jaws of these crazed leftists, they simply do not let go. They truly are like rabid animals. Insanity.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 25, 2023 07:27 AM (sVtYq)

It publicity for the new movie docu-lie Justice I guess.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2023 07:29 AM (BRHaw)

190 Diversity, Equity and Inclusion (DEI) at the University of Texas Austin,” the report found that the institution has created “an entrenched bureaucracy with an ever expanding ideological agenda.”
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DEI is accomplishing it's purpose.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 25, 2023 07:29 AM (qDIPL)

191 I read that "unvaccinated must apologize for not warning us better" screed yesterday. I swear it has to be a satirical piece. If it's not, just how out of touch and clueless can one be?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 25, 2023 07:29 AM (sVtYq)

192 The thing that seems odd to me about the spinning of the molten core is that, I thought that was one of the explanations for the radiation belt/magnetic fields?
------

We know very, very little about how anything works. We don't even really know the math to begin to barely understand the physics that would allow us to start scratching at the science to figure out how these things work.

And we're going to shoot reflective particles into the atmosphere to fix global warming.

Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 25, 2023 07:30 AM (dGQu9)

193 It publicity for the new movie docu-lie Justice I guess.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2023 07:29 AM (BRHaw)

"Daddy, why do those protesters outside have a craft services table?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2023 07:30 AM (9UlRk)

194 A closed mouth catches no feet.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Well done. I laughed . You ought to create a book of aphorisms for all occasions.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2023 07:30 AM (D+F6R)

195 "TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!!!!!"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 25, 2023 07:27 AM (XlE1Z)
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Like my lefty brother, those guys will go anywhere for a free meal

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 25, 2023 07:31 AM (qDIPL)

196 191 I read that "unvaccinated must apologize for not warning us better" screed yesterday. I swear it has to be a satirical piece. If it's not, just how out of touch and clueless can one be?
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 25, 2023 07:29 AM (sVtYq)

I'd say whatever it is, it is probably worse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2023 07:31 AM (CsVWE)

197 Diversity, Equity and Inclusion (DEI) at the University of Texas Austin,” the report found that the institution has created “an entrenched bureaucracy with an ever expanding ideological agenda.”
===============
DEI is accomplishing it's purpose.

--

Leftist commies entrenching themselves is what they do best. It's how they operate and solidify their ideology to such a point that it's nearly impossible to rip it out.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 25, 2023 07:31 AM (sVtYq)

198 185
As best can be determined, that rune stone's inscription reads "Burma Sh..."

I boldly assert the full set of five rune stones will say:

"
Longboats ashore
Feasting is on
Now you know
Where your friends have gone
-- Burma Shave
"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2023 07:28 AM (pNxlR)

clapclapclap

Posted by: m at January 25, 2023 07:31 AM (4VwiF)

199
The thing that seems odd to me about the spinning of the molten core is that, I thought that was one of the explanations for the radiation belt/magnetic fields? If it suddenly stopped or slowed to a halt and then reversed direction?


In truth, Earth's molten core is acting in solidarity with those making the case for reparations.

No skinny, no spinee!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2023 07:32 AM (pNxlR)

200 Good morning!

No ice in the birdbath here, and the bird feeders are look like they're being used. And most importantly, the bike was delivered yesterday. All I have to do now is get rid of all these damn boxes.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 25, 2023 07:32 AM (+2RzF)

201 We know very, very little about how anything works. We don't even really know the math to begin to barely understand the physics that would allow us to start scratching at the science to figure out how these things work.

And we're going to shoot reflective particles into the atmosphere to fix global warming.
Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 25, 2023 07:30 AM (dGQu9)

Indeed. *fistbump*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2023 07:33 AM (CsVWE)

202 We know very, very little about how anything works. We don't even really know the math to begin to barely understand the physics that would allow us to start scratching at the science to figure out how these things work.

And we're going to shoot reflective particles into the atmosphere to fix global warming.
Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 25, 2023 07:30 AM (dGQu9)
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The ancient Greeks had the perfect descriptor for this. Hubris.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 25, 2023 07:34 AM (XlE1Z)

203 Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 25, 2023 07:31 AM (qDIPL)

LOL. I have a feeling the food in hell stinks literally and is not like dining at a 5 star Michelin restaurant .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2023 07:34 AM (tXLuY)

204 Leftist commies entrenching themselves is what they do best. It's how they operate and solidify their ideology to such a point that it's nearly impossible to rip it out.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 25, 2023 07:31 AM (sVtYq)
==============
It follows the wonderful quote from the ONT

“The Commonwealth is committed to increasing economic opportunity for all people of Pennsylvania by creating new pathways to public employment.” PA Gov. Josh Shapiro

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 25, 2023 07:35 AM (qDIPL)

205 I read that "unvaccinated must apologize for not warning us better" screed yesterday. I swear it has to be a satirical piece. If it's not, just how out of touch and clueless can one be?
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 25, 2023 07:29 AM (sVtYq)

I'd say whatever it is, it is probably worse.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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This piece may be satire, but I wouldn't be shocked if we see something similar from the Atlantic or the Dispatch in the not too distant future. A few minor edits to make it more pompous and you're there.

*paging David French*

Posted by: screaming in digital at January 25, 2023 07:36 AM (aBJcM)

206 Hiya Screamie !

Posted by: JT at January 25, 2023 07:37 AM (T4tVD)

207 204: 'Public Employment'


Oh.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 25, 2023 07:38 AM (sAmhv)

208
I hate to be picky, but there is no verse 18.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse


Blooper verse, and available only in the Director's Cut version

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2023 07:38 AM (pNxlR)

209 Whazzup JT!

Posted by: screaming in digital at January 25, 2023 07:38 AM (aBJcM)

210 My two favorite examples:

Scientists don't understand how bicycles work or the motion of bubbles in water.

But we're going to shoot reflective particles into the atmosphere to fix global warming.

Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 25, 2023 07:39 AM (dGQu9)

211 Byeeee.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 25, 2023 07:40 AM (XlE1Z)

212 Whazzup JT!
Posted by: screaming in digital

my birdbath is frozen !

Posted by: JT at January 25, 2023 07:40 AM (T4tVD)

213 “The Commonwealth is committed to increasing economic opportunity for all people of Pennsylvania by creating new pathways to public employment.” PA Gov. Josh Shapiro

One of many good reasons why I am bailing on PA later this year. Socialist fatigue

Posted by: Chris Wray, public servant at January 25, 2023 07:41 AM (Fj8Gx)

214 210 The aerodynamics of honeybees is kind of a mystery. They don't know how they can fly, but want to vaccinate them.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 25, 2023 07:41 AM (lz5hY)

215 How in the stump-toed Hell could anyone warn of potential risks when they were banned for 'misinformation'?
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 25, 2023 06:59 AM (MIKMs)

Kafka trap.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 25, 2023 07:41 AM (H8QX8)

216 so Star Trek Online, Wesley Crusher looks like he is skeezing on his elderly mom....

so the mirror universe is just like ours I guess.

Posted by: sven at January 25, 2023 07:41 AM (Lzpvj)

217 Diversity, Equity and Inclusion (DEI) at the University of Texas Austin,” the report found that the institution has created “an entrenched bureaucracy with an ever expanding ideological agenda.”
===============
DEI is accomplishing it's purpose.

--

Leftist commies entrenching themselves is what they do best. It's how they operate and solidify their ideology to such a point that it's nearly impossible to rip it out.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 25, 2023 07:31 AM (sVtYq)

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery."

Posted by: Ticks - all 800+ different types at January 25, 2023 07:42 AM (4I/2K)

218 Bubbles:

"The researchers conclude that the discovery of the mechanism opens up the possibility for further study of “small contaminations, present in most practical settings, which emulate a particle somewhere in between a solid and a gas”.

https://tinyurl.com/2gsp2294

You don't think that might be important with Global Warming, do you?

The funny part is that the article title is "Scientists solve 500-year-old mystery." It doesn't get much more modern Science than that.

Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 25, 2023 07:42 AM (dGQu9)

219 Another funny from the Babylon Bee.This one is about Biden's classified documents:

https://tinyurl.com/3ufufez3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2023 07:42 AM (tXLuY)

220 215 Posted by: Ordinary American at January 25, 2023 07:41 AM (H8QX

Your desire to warn people that the mRNA shots were as dangerous as other mRNA things had been was treason, and the actual mRNA shilling corps are heroes....

enjoy your mRNA excess deaths comrade.

//Duh State

penned by a person who was verbally warning coworkers of the risks but taking it anyway because if there is one thing I understand it is the psychopathy of the US government.

Posted by: sven at January 25, 2023 07:44 AM (Lzpvj)

221
The aerodynamics of honeybees is kind of a mystery. They don't know how they can fly, but want to vaccinate them.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door


Once any bee thinks and wonders to itself, "Hey, how is it that I am flying?", it immediately loses the ability to fly and can never do so again.

Signs reading, "DON'T THINK!" are plastered all around the entry holes to bumblebee nests.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2023 07:44 AM (pNxlR)

222 If you thought Emperor Wolf was bad, just wait

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, hoarder and wrecker at January 25, 2023 07:46 AM (IYY/C)

223 221 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2023 07:44 AM (pNxlR)

It's a testament to the bee matriarchy that a single woman has hundreds of servants gorging her and then one lucky lad copulates with her and dies.

Posted by: sven at January 25, 2023 07:46 AM (Lzpvj)

224 It's a testament to the bee matriarchy that a single woman has hundreds of servants gorging her and then one lucky lad copulates with her and dies.
Posted by: sven at January 25, 2023 07:46 AM (Lzpvj)

You go Girl!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2023 07:47 AM (CsVWE)

225 223 221 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2023 07:44 AM (pNxlR)

It's a testament to the bee matriarchy that a single woman has hundreds of servants gorging her and then one lucky lad copulates with her and dies.
Posted by: sven at January 25, 2023 07:46 AM (Lzpvj)

I wonder if they know.

Posted by: m at January 25, 2023 07:48 AM (4VwiF)

226 “The Commonwealth is committed to increasing economic opportunity for all people of Pennsylvania by creating new pathways to public employment.” PA Gov. Josh Shapiro

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New pathways? Uh, so in other words, a job giveaway based on checkboxes? Whites need not apply.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 25, 2023 07:49 AM (sVtYq)

227 JJ

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2023 07:50 AM (BRHaw)

228 225 Posted by: m at January 25, 2023 07:48 AM (4VwiF)

Dave went into her chanber and never came out you think that is bad Ralph?

//Bob the Bee NSA worker

Posted by: sven at January 25, 2023 07:50 AM (Lzpvj)

229
... and then one lucky lad copulates with her and dies.
Posted by: sven


Yeah, but the cadre of drones gets to loiter about the nest all day, smoking, shooting pool, guzzling fermented honey and zooming the workers with lines like, "Hey, babeeee! Hey, babeeeeee!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2023 07:51 AM (pNxlR)

230 229
"Hey, babeeee! Hey, babeeeeee!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2023 07:51 AM (pNxlR)

hahahahahabzzz

Posted by: m at January 25, 2023 07:54 AM (4VwiF)

231 RE: Storaxa

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