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Quick Hits
At the urging of Gov. Ron DeSantis' budget office, Florida's public universities are being required to submit detailed information on services they provide to people seeking gender-affirming treatment. The request comes weeks after DeSantis and House Speaker Paul Renner issued a similar demand for records on how much each university spends on diversity initiatives and activities related to critical race theory. It also follows action in November by Florida's medical boards to prohibit doctors from performing surgical and other gender-affirming treatments on patients under 18 years old. ...The ACLU is considering filing a motion of How Dare You. What a shock, one of the antifa terrorists arrested in Atlanta worked as a production assistant at CNN and is a trust fund rich bitch. "Me never saw this one coming!" shouted Bizarro, and then winked knowingly at the camera.
The request seeks the number of "encounters" where sex-reassignment was sought, also asking for the names of facilities that patients were referred to.... Also sought are the number of individuals prescribed puberty blockers, hormones, hormone antagonists and a list of specific surgical procedures. The budget office requested a breakdown of the patients' ages and all poli policies related to sex reassignment treatments.
It's not a national organization, the criminal Christopher Wray perjures himself at every congressional hearing.
An Antifa terror suspect who is part of the Atlanta cell is the daughter of a New Jersey-based Pharma China and a global diversity expert, DailyMail.com can reveal. Teresa Yue Shen, 31, was one of seven activists arrested at the future $90million Atlanta Public Safety Training Centre in a 'clearing operation' on last week. Mental health consultant Shen traveled from Brooklyn to Atlanta to protest the creation of 'cop city' -- which has sparked violent clashes after a protestor was shot dead after allegedly shooting a Georgia State Police officer.
Punching a cop is no big deal if you're on the left, remember.
DailyMail.com can reveal that both of her parents are high-flying businesspeople, with her father running a New Jersey-based Chinese media company and her mother a former British Foreign Office consultant. ... She was charged with domestic terrorism and aggravated assault of an officer, and was previously arrested during an anti-ICE demonstration at the Bergen County Jail in 2021.
Obviously any cops she spit on, cursed at, or hit should sue her. Cops don't bother suing their attackers because their attackers usually have no money. But Shen does!
Her father, James Shen, 58, is the president of publisher WiCON -- which owns Pharma China - and brags about its links to the 'most multinational pharma companies' across China. He claims to come from a 'family with generations of ties with the pharmaceutical industry in China' and described himself as a 'strategist, advisor and publisher' specializing in China Healthcare. Shen herself appears to have followed in her father's footsteps initially, interning at both Reuters and CNN -- with the latter refusing to report n the clashes after the 'conflict of interest' was revealed. She grew up in the three-bedroom $810k family home in Princetown, New Jersey, before moving to a one bed $500k Brooklyn apartment.
The Chosen actor Jonathan Roumie: "the entertainment landscape has become increasingly sinister and in some cases even demonic in tone."
The Chosen actor Jonathan Roumie, who plays Jesus Christ, appeared at the annual March for Life in Washington D.C., and noted that the landscape in the entertainment industry especially in film, television, and music "has become increasingly sinister." About halfway through his speech, Roumie stated, "For some time now, we have been witnesses to a mounting polarity between light and dark. We've seen it manifest itself in many facets of culture."MRC Report: 54 media figures being funded, directly or indirectly, by George Soros.
A new study from MRC business has revealed that liberal billionaire George Soros is responsible for funding some of the most influential media figures in the world via donations to liberal groups affiliated with them. "The over $32 billion that leftist billionaire George Soros poured into his organizations to spread his radical 'open society' agenda on abortion, Marxist economics, anti-Americanism, defunding the police, environmental extremism and LGBT fanaticism around the globe has paid dividends," wrote MRC Business analysts Joseph Vazquez and Daniel Schneider."It's an antisemitic conspiracy theory to say that George Soros is paying off people in the media!!!" simultaneously shouted all the media people that George Soros is paying off. Full report here.
"In fact, his funding has helped him establish ties with some of the biggest name media personalities in the United States and abroad which help indoctrinate millions with his views on a day-to-day basis. MRC Business found at least 54 prominent media figures... who are tied to Soros through their connections to organizations that he funds," the authors continue. "These include personalities like 'NBC Nightly News' anchor Lester Holt and The Washington Post executive editor Sally Buzbee." The new study is the third and final report from MRC Business relating to George Soros' media influence. It was previously revealed that the "Godfather of the Left" handed out $131 million between 2016 and 2020 to influence 253 media groups.
The Washington Post begins layoffs days after Jeff Bezos' visit.
The Washington Post began firing staffers Tuesday as the Jeff Bezos-owned broadsheet suffers declines in advertising revenue and readership, the paper announced. The company is expected to lay off 20 journalists and not fill another 30 vacancies, leading to a sigh of relief from those at the venerable paper who were fearing a more major blood-letting.I don't think that's necessarily the end of the layoffs. Speaking of people in the media losing their jobs, and me gaining all-day erections that quiver at the vibrational frequency of elemental Krypton, the remaining workers (workers? let's say employees) at Google demand "psychological safety" and want a promise that no one will ever be fired ever again.
During an all-hands meeting on Monday, Google employees who made it through the latest round of mass layoffs inundated CEO Sundar Pichai with requests to help preserve their mental well-being. In lieu of potential further job cuts, many workers called on Google executives to put their "psychological safety" first, according to Insider. ... "How are we supposed to ever feel safe again?" one employee asked, telling the higher-ups that "psychological safety is paramount."This two-video set is everything. EVERYTHING.
But wait, there’s more! pic.twitter.com/O5hsy9X5VW
— Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) January 22, 2023
Mike Barone: It's time for a Truth and Reconciliation Committee for the media and Deep State on Russiagate. The people who say it's "insurrection" to question the 2020 election have never stopped claiming the 2016 election was "stolen by Russia." It's time for that to end.
The country would be better off if [David Brooks and his employer, the New York Times] and colleagues and their many readers would also confess error and seek forgiveness themselves for the persistent election denial of leading Democrats, including the party's new leader in the House of Representatives, going back to 2000 and very much including 2016. They should also seek forgiveness for a byproduct of that election denial, the Russia collusion hoax. This conspiracy theory, concocted by the Hillary Clinton campaign, was aided and abetted by leaders of the FBI and intelligence agencies, advanced by lies and misrepresentations by congressional Democrats, and reported with relish and credulity by much of the media. ... Aside from [a brief near-acknowledgement by the Times' Dean Baquet], the current leaders of The New York Times and other major publications and networks have been unwilling to admit that they fostered a false narrative, beginning with the baseless charge that Russian bots had somehow swung the 2016 election to Trump. In his review of Twitter files, reporter Matt Taibbi, whose roots are on the political Left, admitted that this charge was baseless. And so did left-leaning Twitter executives, in private, even at the time it was first made. In response, Taibbi has called for a "truth and reconciliation process." Sounding like David Brooks, he writes, "The country is currently paralyzed by distrust of media that runs so deep that it prevents real dialogue." Then he goes where Brooks and his employer refuse to go, "That situation can't be resolved until the corporate press swallows its pride and admits the clock has finally run out on its seven years of loony Russia conspiracies." Those on Brooks' side have constantly made the valid point that Trump's election denials poison the political atmosphere and cast doubt on the legitimacy of the government's leaders. Exactly the same valid point can be made about those on his side for their election denial and promotion of the Russia collusion hoax. They made governance more difficult for an administration headed by an unusually erratic and unusually inexperienced president. In so doing, they made the country suffer. It's time for them, as it has been time for Trump, to confess error and apologize. Are you game, David?Their answer is no, for the same reason they always reject the principle of equal treatment and the same rules for all: The commoner owes courtesy and deference to the noble, but the noble does not owe them back. They believe themselves to be a new aristocracy, and "aristocracy of merit" (despite so very many of them being nepo babies), and they believe that they, exclusively, have the right to true free speech. And that includes the right to make errors without having to pay for those errors. A right the rest of us definitely do not have. They're always saying that the difference between "their errors" and "the disinformation pushed by their enemies" is that they are willing to admit and correct their errors. They continue to refuse to admit they pushed a flagrantly false conspiracy theory created by an addled obese drunk madwoman named Hillary Clinton. They also refuse to admit that they lied remorselessly about covid, always with a partisan motive in mind. So by their own definition, their own "errors" are in fact "disinformation" which should be subject to censorship, deplatforming, debanking and -- some of them have suggested this -- actual criminal prosecution. Speaking of that -- this is from Friday. Joy Behar claimed that charges were only brought against Alec Baldwin because the DA is a Republican who hates Democrats. The DA is a Democrat.
Joy Behar: "The DA who is indicting him...She's a big Republican. I'm only saying this because Alec Baldwin is a target for Republicans...I'm just saying." pic.twitter.com/MkAoYF2QdH
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) January 20, 2023
A sex-worker? And she's not showering? Oof. She must smell like a Weekend at The French's. By the way, I don't think she's a "top-earner" on OnlyFans. Here's my evidence:
Aella, 27, from Idaho, claims she doesn't smell because of 'microbiome' balance
She also added she does not use body moisturiser as she lives in a humid area
Twitter was divided with some claiming she will be 'nose-blind' to her own smell
... A sex worker and top-earner on OnlyFans claimed on Twitter she only had 37 showers in the whole of 2022.
Many of them live in the inlets of fromunda.
Aella, from Idaho, reflected on the last 12 months on Twitter but the information which stuck out to people was how infrequently she washed. Replying to a commenter who questioned her hygiene routine, Aella said she tries 'not to disturb my natural skin microbiome too much'.
The 27-year-old claims she does not 'stink' because of a 'microbiome' balance, which is a collection of bacteria and fungi which live on the body.
One commenter agreed with her, affirming that going shower-free really did result in being cleaner, although I'm not sure his support was helpful: He said "Ignore the haters," then said you don't have to shower, and won't smell, if you just "keep your hands and @sshole clean." I think that was on page 245 of The Secret, actually.
In a Twitter thread, she wrote: 'If any random person who shampoos daily, stops shampooing, their hair will be horrible and greasy. But if you are persistent and careful, your body adjusts. 'But this isn't perfect, and different ppl have different kinds of bodies, with different activities and sweat levels. I *do* still do maintenance to handle getting stinky in between showers! 'I am careful not to use soap on my armpits, because that seems to increase the smell; I usually scrub hard with a wet washcloth, and then put on deodorant, and this works great. I also use a bidet, and wash my genitals often.' ... One person said: 'Is it not possible you've just gone nose-blind?' A second added: 'Our nervous system has evolved to become progressively less sensitive to a stimulus, the longer it persists. You smell, girl. You just can't smell yourself.'
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 24, 2023 06:31 PM (uNylN)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 24, 2023 06:32 PM (uNylN)
DeSantis in 2024 to stop the insanity.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 24, 2023 06:36 PM (D25PY)
As someone here (I forget who) observed not long ago, there are dudes here at the HQ who would stick their dick in a pile of rocks in the hopes of finding a snake.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 24, 2023 06:37 PM (ppBhU)
That's an incredibly fair and non-horny sounding description. I must have stumbled in to the wrong place...
Posted by: LASue at January 24, 2023 06:37 PM (Ed8Zd)
@WashTimes
Virginia family sentenced for conspiracy to compel forced labor of Pakistani woman for 12 years
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 24, 2023 06:37 PM (XF9Gj)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 06:37 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 24, 2023 06:37 PM (X+Ku8)
Hmmm
I'm thinking the next WARN list just filled itself out.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 06:37 PM (anj39)
In My opinion DeSantis needs to stay where he is... Unless things drastically change with the way "voting" is done why waste him to a sure loss ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2023 06:38 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 24, 2023 06:39 PM (X+Ku8)
Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2023 06:39 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 24, 2023 06:39 PM (D25PY)
Posted by: JT at January 24, 2023 06:40 PM (T4tVD)
Yeah she's okay, a 6 or so with the makeup, but not for long. She's young-cute, not genuinely pretty that lasts. I dunno who earns what on Onlyfans, just that it relies on very sad, lonely men for its entire business model.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 06:40 PM (0hOvj)
It was a little unclear about what "work" she actually did there. She took "meetings" in some fancy rooms at the facility, but didn't specify what she accomplished as a result of those meetings.
What were her deliverables? Did she make progress towards an end goal?
WHAT DID SHE DO THERE?
If she can't really answer that question, then it's no wonder she was let go.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 06:40 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 06:40 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 24, 2023 06:40 PM (7sRwU)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 24, 2023 06:41 PM (ppBhU)
@WashTimes
Virginia family sentenced for conspiracy to compel forced labor of Pakistani woman for 12 years
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 24, 2023 06:37 PM (XF9Gj)
What's the gripe? They could have just said "Some people."
Posted by: LASue at January 24, 2023 06:41 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:41 PM (ynpvh)
PRO TIP: When you have to explain why you don't stink you've already lost the argument.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2023 06:42 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 24, 2023 06:42 PM (WAW1o)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 24, 2023 06:42 PM (TgBWG)
Bunkworthy 'cause she's trying and looks like she'd enjoy it.
Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2023 06:43 PM (j4U/Z)
Yeah she's okay, a 6 or so with the makeup, but not for long. She's young-cute, not genuinely pretty that lasts. I dunno who earns what on Onlyfans, just that it relies on very sad, lonely men for its entire business model.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 06:40 PM (0hOvj)
I believe you can't smell what's on the other side of the computer screen...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:43 PM (ynpvh)
So it's fair to say he has access to many Chinese secrets dating back many generations.
Ancient secrets , if you will.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 24, 2023 06:43 PM (7sRwU)
.........
How many times did she wipe her butt?
Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 06:43 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 06:43 PM (4I/2K)
There is no doodoo, only try.
Posted by: constipated yoda at January 24, 2023 06:43 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Eromero at January 24, 2023 06:43 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: gp Is Moving Toward An Attempted Controlled Unwind Position at January 24, 2023 06:43 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 06:44 PM (0hOvj)
If she can't really answer that question, then it's no wonder she was let go.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 06:40 PM (BpYfr)
This.
What value did you bring to the company?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 06:44 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2023 06:44 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 24, 2023 06:42 PM (WAW1o)
Just run her through one of those do it yourself car wash places and don't scrimp on the suds.
Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2023 06:44 PM (gmo/4)
.........
I bet there is some other weird things living in her "humid area".
Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 06:45 PM (v0R5T)
I'd check for a dead tooth...(a running gag on the show was Maureen's bad breath due to that dead tooth)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 06:45 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 24, 2023 06:42 PM (WAW1o)
so you're saying it's like vernix?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:45 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2023 06:45 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 24, 2023 06:45 PM (BtmcP)
Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 06:45 PM (v0R5T)
She's got more yeast than a Dunkin's Donuts.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2023 06:46 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 24, 2023 06:46 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Ultra pj at January 24, 2023 06:46 PM (G1dq6)
What value did you bring to the company?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 06:44 PM (anj39)
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I'm reasonably sure I bring more value to the university where I work and we don't get churros on demand, though we do sometimes get massage chairs a couple of times a year.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 06:46 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2023 06:45 PM (gmo/4)
Yeoman Rand knew what Starfleet Captains needed.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 06:46 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 24, 2023 06:46 PM (iyVGU)
There is no doodoo, only try.
Posted by: constipated yoda at January 24, 2023 06:43 PM (ppBhU)
Maybe she uses Lumi from those commercials...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 06:47 PM (0hOvj)
Apparently she got a whole freaking lot of it and thought it would go bad or something.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2023 06:47 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 06:47 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 06:47 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 24, 2023 06:48 PM (KAi1n)
24 The top question tomorrow is what documents are in Kamala's house or garage?
Posted by: Eeyore at January 24, 2023 06:42 PM (TgBWG)
Positive spin 'cause the assumption is she can't read.
Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2023 06:48 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Aella the Whore at January 24, 2023 06:48 PM (IYY/C)
Judging by her desk, her work is checking emails and social media for dank memes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 06:48 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 24, 2023 06:48 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2023 06:48 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 24, 2023 06:48 PM (s9/68)
Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2023 06:45 PM (gmo/4)
Yeoman Rand knew what Starfleet Captains needed.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 06:46 PM (4I/2K)
Was she known as Yeoman Randy?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:48 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, hoarder and wrecker at January 24, 2023 06:49 PM (IYY/C)
I built a production facility for Amazon a couple of years ago, the idea was for Amazon to do a QVC style web show for Prime Day, we completed the facility and were in the commissioning and training phase when Bezos showed up for a visit.
Apparently he was not in the fully in the loop with this particular project, when he showed up and was brought up to speed with what the plan was, he said, nope, we aren't doing this, and left.
Two days later, the entire staff was notified there would only be one Prime show and that they would be laid off and and compensated.
Anyway, I got a nice bonus out of the gig.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2023 06:49 PM (up/3i)
Good Lord. How far we have fallen.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 24, 2023 06:49 PM (Xrfse)
In real life you'd want a rebreather over yours
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 06:49 PM (0hOvj)
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Crossed state lines! Crossed state lines!
Posted by: Ranting AntiFa, re Kyle Rittenhouse at January 24, 2023 06:49 PM (nEklA)
24 The top question tomorrow is what documents are in Kamala's house or garage?
Posted by: Eeyore at January 24, 2023 06:42 PM (TgBWG)
Positive spin 'cause the assumption is she can't read.
Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2023 06:48 PM (j4U/Z)
YOu need to wear gloves...very sticky documents.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 24, 2023 06:46 PM (AiZBA)
.........
Especially in the morning.
Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 06:50 PM (v0R5T)
Dripping? I recently read an article on Buck Dharma's website about a sound engineer who came across a vintage keyboard that had some old, old acid on it. Somehow he absorbed a bit through his skin. Not a total freak-out, but enough to let you know that LSD does have a loooong shelf-life.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 24, 2023 06:51 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 24, 2023 06:46 PM (AiZBA)
.........
Especially in the morning.
Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 06:50 PM (v0R5T)
I'm pretty sure Klingon free.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:51 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: So does like 90% of the tech workforce just leech resources and produce nothing of value? Or is it j at January 24, 2023 06:51 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at January 24, 2023 06:51 PM (UQUAY)
Those are cheap for those neighborhoods. A rich bitch this girl ain’t. Bitch, yes. Rich? Nah.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 24, 2023 06:51 PM (s9/68)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2023 06:51 PM (nEklA)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 24, 2023 06:52 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: Aella, 27 at January 24, 2023 06:52 PM (v0R5T)
WITH TWO HUNDRED GALLONS OF INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH DETERGENT!!!!!
Posted by: CppThis at January 24, 2023 06:52 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: McLurkerson at January 24, 2023 06:52 PM (wNDOJ)
The request comes weeks after DeSantis and House Speaker Paul Renner issued a similar demand for records on how much each university spends on diversity initiatives and activities related to critical race theory. It also follows action in November by Florida's medical boards to prohibit doctors from performing surgical and other gender-affirming treatments on patients under 18 years old.
In the Before Time, this was called Oversight.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2023 06:52 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 24, 2023 06:52 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy
"Drawing down our strategic reserve to buy votes," and "drawing down our strategic reserve to give it to China," is now "energy security."
How much doublespeak is too much?
Posted by: mikeski at January 24, 2023 06:53 PM (P1f+c)
As I write this, the local SF Bay Area news channels (5 & 7) are broadcasting live the self-flagellation of the politicians over the Half Moon shootings.
The wailing now includes the farm worker status of the victims, even how they suffer from the floods in the Salinas area. Gavin Newsom is pushing gun control in his overly sanctimonious way; "Only in America".
Listening to him ramble, I realize now he is stupider than I thought.
Posted by: Arbalest at January 24, 2023 06:53 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 06:53 PM (lz5hY)
... are bullshit. It's about the exact same narration and voice overs for every one of them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2023 06:53 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Elric Blade
An Arbys 6.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 24, 2023 06:53 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 24, 2023 06:46 PM (AiZBA)
.........
Especially in the morning.
Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 06:50 PM (v0R5T)
Clean me in the morning,
Then just walk away
We don't have tomorrow
But we had yesterday
Posted by: Uranus Ross at January 24, 2023 06:54 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 06:54 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: huerfano at January 24, 2023 06:54 PM (dTFZY)
Good Lord. How far we have fallen.
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I attribute this to the decline of the use of oubliettes.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 24, 2023 06:54 PM (fs1hN)
Wait till the Gods of the Copybook Headings arrive.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 24, 2023 06:54 PM (sAmhv)
I don't understand this comment. Yes, I get what it means but why "date" the woman - note the euphemism. If you can't stand to look at her or prior to sex- talk to her, just get some sex dill and shove penis into slot a.
Good night everyone
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2023 06:55 PM (tXLuY)
Posted by: I've got bad news for you at January 24, 2023 06:55 PM (5H4hd)
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A day in the life of "Perfessor" Squirrel involves: troubleshooting problems for faculty in the learning management system, planning a conference in 7 weeks, answering more emails from faculty, attending a staff meeting where we discuss our strategic plan for growth, and also having lunch with one my best friends. Then I come home to my 5 cats and hang out with you guys...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 06:55 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2023 06:55 PM (tXLuY)
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 06:56 PM (xhxe8)
I'd miss several days in a row when camping in my youth, but not when I was in civilization.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 06:56 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
Some of the recipes I've seen use ice-cold seltzer water and a shot of good vodka.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 24, 2023 06:56 PM (XF9Gj)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2023 06:56 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 06:57 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 24, 2023 06:48 PM (KAi1n)
Mary Louise Parker
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 24, 2023 06:57 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 24, 2023 06:53 PM (u4CEu)
Their potato cakes were magnificent. Then the villains took them away. The sammiches are okay I suppose, but take away the potato cakes and what's the point really?
Posted by: CppThis at January 24, 2023 06:57 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 06:46 PM (BpYfr)
Being an adjunct, I have to hot desk with three others. It's getting grim though. Another round of cuts coming. But they are as woke as can be.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 06:57 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 06:57 PM (xhxe8)
In lieu of potential further job cuts, many workers called on Google executives to put their "psychological safety" first, according to Insider.
Bwahahahahahahaha! Wait. Bwahahahahahahaha!! The universe doesn't give a shit about your mental wellbeing.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel Lamont is the best Lamont at January 24, 2023 06:57 PM (SlNuN)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2023 06:52 PM (yQpMk)
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Saw an article this morning about how teachers in FL are freaking out because they will have to throw out their classroom libraries. In reality, they need to have their texts evaluated for their educational value for students. "Woke" texts will go bye-bye. Texts that are more inline with traditional Western canon will probably survive.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 06:57 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 24, 2023 06:57 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: Hope's Rolo at January 24, 2023 06:57 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2023 06:58 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 06:58 PM (lz5hY)
Krypton's Atomic number is 36, and its Atomic mass is 83.798 u.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher, Ensign, UFP Starfleet at January 24, 2023 06:58 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 06:58 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 06:58 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 06:46 PM (BpYfr)
Pfft. We have these little cans of Pringles in the lunchroom and they're free for the taking. FREE, I TELL YOU!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2023 06:59 PM (guGkK)
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*?!*
Time to reconsider lobotomies?
You'll never have to worry again.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2023 06:59 PM (oLF0J)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 06:57 PM (anj39)
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I'm full-time staff and get a full-time desk, though I do share my office space with others.
Funnily enough, the lowest-paid members of our team get their own private offices...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 06:59 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2023 07:00 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2023 07:00 PM (yQpMk)
The Old French Whore she ain't what she used to be.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2023 07:01 PM (guGkK)
Go tell Aunt Rhody
Go tell Aunt Rhody
Go tell Aunt Rhody
The Old French Whore is dead.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2023 07:01 PM (bW8dp)
Wouldn't Rosemary work better?
Or maybe Basil, if you swing that way.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2023 06:58 PM (bW8dp)
Happens all the Thyme.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 07:01 PM (4I/2K)
Objection! Presents facts not in evidence.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2023 07:01 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 24, 2023 07:01 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 24, 2023 07:02 PM (BR6NL)
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Think of the fun you could have if you could hack their corporate computers and summon random people on short notice to unscheduled meetings with HR, and imagine them messing themselves.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:02 PM (YCJaU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2023 06:55 PM (tXLuY)
LOL, I was curious...dill curious. I'm not up on all the latest "games," thought I had missed something.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 24, 2023 07:02 PM (OX9vb)
Gawd.
Try work a pot line in an aluminum reduction plant in the summer...and be happy as hell you have the job. Miserable little skanks.
Or better het, go back to your own country and let us know how it's going.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:02 PM (anj39)
Posted by: And thank God for that at January 24, 2023 07:02 PM (s2na+)
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Making coffee using a hand-phaser??
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 24, 2023 07:02 PM (Vwz3I)
Would anyone even notice?
If not...you should be very worried about your job if you are at google...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2023 07:03 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 24, 2023 07:03 PM (dHzaG)
Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2023 07:03 PM (j4U/Z)
Unusually inexperienced, Mike?! That is the definition of your guys, buddy. The only thing Trump was inexperienced at is judging the level of corruption of Sodom on Potomac and their ungovernable three-letter Stasi agencies. Otherwise, Trump was the most effective Chief Exec since Ronaldus.
Posted by: Danimal28 at January 24, 2023 07:03 PM (ryUqI)
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Are they unionized? If not, why not?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 07:03 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Caliban at January 24, 2023 07:03 PM (ni2c1)
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C'mon. She probably smells like a tuna boat in August.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:04 PM (YCJaU)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 24, 2023 07:04 PM (7sRwU)
@ARLnowDOTcom
BREAKING: Former Arlington teachers union president arrested in Fairfax County
"charged with embezzling more than $400,000 ... She was taken to the county’s jail and later released on an unsecured bond"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 24, 2023 07:04 PM (XF9Gj)
However, for some mysterious reason Big Government is no longer saying it loves Google and wants more and more lately. How long until Big Government starts bringing customers home?
Posted by: PG at January 24, 2023 07:04 PM (84jHt)
In America 2.0, there should be so few workers brought in "because Americans don't have the skills" that you could know their names.
A Fermi or Einstein? Sure.
A million "Habib Sharma"s? No.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2023 07:05 PM (lc5cP)
Or better het, go back to your own country and let us know how it's going.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:02 PM (anj39)
Lots of job openings in Ukraine.
Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2023 07:05 PM (j4U/Z)
so tired of that crypto-nevertrump bulls#i7, there are no words.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 24, 2023 07:06 PM (XzIdt)
Posted by: Caliban at January 24, 2023 07:03 PM (ni2c1)
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If you are fully immersed in that, you probably don't even notice the smell. Even today, there are certain ethnic groups that carry a distinctive, powerful fragrance, but when they get together they don't even seem to notice or care.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 07:06 PM (BpYfr)
Who exactly, you ask? Just 'a Virginia family.' No one in particular, mind you...
@WashTimes
Virginia family sentenced for conspiracy to compel forced labor of Pakistani woman for 12 years
Posted by: weft cut-loop
The Virginia Slims
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2023 07:06 PM (63Dwl)
Krypton's Atomic number is 36, and its Atomic mass is 83.798 u.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher, Ensign, UFP Starfleet at January 24, 2023 06:58 PM (a3Q+t)
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Pssst. Don't tell him krypton is mono-atomic, and hence has no vibrational modes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:06 PM (YCJaU)
Try work a pot line in an aluminum reduction plant in the summer...and be happy as hell you have the job. Miserable little skanks.
Or better het, go back to your own country and let us know how it's going.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:02
Or laying asphalt next to 1200 degree blast furnace when it is 105 F and the f*cking deer flys are biting the shit out of you.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 24, 2023 07:06 PM (Ost2s)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 24, 2023 07:06 PM (BR6NL)
A Fermi or Einstein? Sure.
A million "Habib Sharma"s? No.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2023 07:05 PM (lc5cP)
Admission and citizenship by specific legislation only.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2023 07:07 PM (yQpMk)
Its a bit of a myth that people didn't bathe much in the past.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 07:07 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
A shit house door on a tuna boat in August.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 24, 2023 07:07 PM (u4CEu)
Slime line in a salmon cannery.
Loading box cars in an unairconditioned furniture factory. In the South.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2023 07:07 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 06:53 PM (lz5hY)
Looks like judge is a woman and Dan's transitioned...to public defender...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:08 PM (ynpvh)
A New York City police officer comes face-to-face with Ming, a 350 lb tiger secretly living in an apartment in Harlem in 2003. Read more: https://bit.ly/3vmhlGh
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 24, 2023 07:08 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Caliban at January 24, 2023 07:08 PM (ni2c1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 24, 2023 07:08 PM (4IUUf)
Scotty's engines weren't the only things on the Enterprise that did warp things.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:08 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
A shit house door on a tuna boat in August.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 24, 2023 07:07 PM (u4CEu)
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Good point. I stand corrected. Preferably upwind of her.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:08 PM (YCJaU)
Posted by: Jen the original at January 24, 2023 07:08 PM (N6MZz)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 24, 2023 07:09 PM (1EFfL)
William Dale Zulock and Zachary Jacoby Zulock are the two sickos out of Georgia who were somehow able to adopt and then abuse two young boys, allegedly filming their sexual predations and even pimping the boys out to other pedophiles. And now they’re locked up in prison, where they are most definitely not having a good time of it.
Seems prison sex ain't to their liken'
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2023 07:09 PM (Q4IgG)
Just sprinkle a pinch in your underwear and your pickle will be in fine fettle.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 24, 2023 07:10 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2023 07:07 PM (bW8dp)
Dude!
About that scratch on my dining room table...
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:10 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 24, 2023 07:09 PM (1EFfL)
I thought shaving wasn't natural either...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:10 PM (ynpvh)
Would anyone even notice?
Posted by: 18-1
Everyone would. Suddenly you'd be able to search for things that didn't fit the narrative.
Or are you including the censors in "maintaining their current services?" I figured those would just be the people replacing the disk drives in their 5 grabillion RAID arrays, or drawing a new Google Doodle for every fake holiday.
Posted by: mikeski at January 24, 2023 07:10 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: 40 Miles North at January 24, 2023 07:10 PM (uWF4x)
Have her bathed and shaved and brought to my tent.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (yQpMk)
147 C'mon. She probably smells like a tuna boat in August.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
A shit house door on a tuna boat in August.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 24, 2023 07:07 PM (u4CEu)
148 > Try work a pot line in an aluminum reduction plant in the summer
Slime line in a salmon cannery.
Loading box cars in an unairconditioned furniture factory. In the South.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2023 07:07 PM (bW8dp)
Aw, jeez, another Yorkshireman thread.
Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (1EFfL)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2023 07:09 PM (Q4IgG)
I cry.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (OX9vb)
I suspect she'd tell you she believes in socialism. As she cashed her checks for her BS job at Google and spend the money on goods made in China by slaves.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (lc5cP)
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Learn to Upskill! $20, same as in town ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (BDDnd)
Not even cab fare on the dresser.
Posted by: Regular joe at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (nnp+f)
In California are they still crying racism in all these mass murderers
Posted by: Skip
Saw a tweet on TV from some doofus claiming the Asians who kill other Asians have been brainwashed by White Supremacists to commit the deed.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (63Dwl)
Just sprinkle a pinch in your underwear and your pickle will be in fine fettle.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 24, 2023 07:10 PM (ppBhU)
60% of the time, it works every time! Pungent!
Posted by: How To Score With Chicks at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 24, 2023 07:08 PM (4IUUf)
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God does work in mysterious ways. One of my best friends in college became a devout Christian. A few months ago he gets shitcanned from a shitty job because a woke employee overheard him having a conversation about trannies at work. Nothing derogatory, but my friend was "let go." Then two months later he gets a dream job working where I work and we reconnect again. Definitely the hand of God involved.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (4IUUf)
Well, I'll say this much for Googly. They made the Spruce Goose hangar look a hell of a lot better than the last time I was in there nearly 20 years ago. Looked like there was an army of raccoons living in it, crapping all over the piles of dirt and dust.
Even worse was one of the side buildings (now used by YooToob) where I was doing some work while we temporarily rented the place. I was actually afraid to go into the offices, expecting that the wooden floor was rotted away to nothing.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2023 07:12 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 24, 2023 07:12 PM (3AR13)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 24, 2023 07:12 PM (1EFfL)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 24, 2023 07:12 PM (nnp+f)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2023 07:12 PM (bW8dp)
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They don't already have Safe Space rooms filled with silly putty and crayons? Why do they H8 their employees?
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 24, 2023 07:13 PM (BDDnd)
She basically walked around all day, Gerri g snacks, eating and taking naps.
I love it. Keep up the great work. Mommy and Daddy are so proud.
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 24, 2023 07:13 PM (6Tc2R)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2023 07:12 PM (lc5cP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hib4n9RmFrQ
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:13 PM (YCJaU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2023 07:13 PM (63Dwl)
If you want the leftist take on whatever you can get it from a multitude of sources. It makes for a poor market for advertising.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2023 07:13 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 24, 2023 07:12 PM (nnp+f)
It's endearing.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2023 07:14 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (63Dwl)
All is proceeding as we have foreseen.
Posted by: The White Supremacy National Coordinating Counsel at January 24, 2023 07:14 PM (guGkK)
Unloading cotton linter bales from a box car in 100 degree heat with a fork lift lighter than the bail.
I know, I know, "You had a forklift?"
Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2023 07:14 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 24, 2023 07:14 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 24, 2023 07:04 PM
Ace loves us, and would never do such a thing.
This Lamont dude, however ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2023 07:14 PM (a3Q+t)
Hey Nicole, feel free to give me a call.
WTH is that? Say what you mean. Do you want her to call you? Ask her to call. Why do these people speak in such elliptical ways?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2023 07:15 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (4IUUf)
Heh!
I worked a couple summers at the plant in Troutdale.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:15 PM (anj39)
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Are they unionized? If not, why not?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
"We want all the protections of our imaginary union that we pay no dues to!"
Posted by: 1e100 minus 1 at January 24, 2023 07:15 PM (P1f+c)
Well, I never!
She is neither particularly busty, nor redhead, and she has that greasy hair thing going on.
Plus, her face is weird.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 24, 2023 07:15 PM (CsVWE)
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I'd miss several days in a row when camping in my youth, but not when I was in civilization.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
MOPP 2 for 16 days back in 1991at the beginning of GW1 was probably the nastiest I've ever gotten.
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 24, 2023 07:15 PM (3CCua)
In Japan that's called a "fang" and is considered sexy. I'm not joking or doing a bit. It really is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 07:15 PM (0hOvj)
What were her deliverables? Did she make progress towards an end goal?
WHAT DID SHE DO THERE?
If she can't really answer that question, then it's no wonder she was let go.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 06:40 PM (BpYfr)
My guess is they are staff whores. No work, one day of meetings, then a dinner on the company dime and drinks. Since she's an empowered woman she likely goes home with someone.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 24, 2023 07:15 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Obligatory - love is love
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 24, 2023 07:16 PM (8AONa)
No fang here; https://youtu.be/C0X3CLJVMJU
Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2023 07:16 PM (lc5cP)
Plus, her face is weird.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 24, 2023 07:15 PM (CsVWE)
The elbows!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) looks around for his funnel at January 24, 2023 07:16 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 24, 2023 07:17 PM (Xrfse)
She basically walked around all day, Gerri g snacks, eating and taking naps.
That can't be right. She made it clear that the layoffs were not performance based. They wouldn't lie.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2023 07:17 PM (eOEVl)
Because you know that they are taking bribes from all sorts of businesses, NGOs and even foreign governments.
But now I realize, even if they did most of this country wouldn't care as long as they're on the left.
How many of you have heard the list of major media people that went to Pedo Island? It's out there. The public doesn't care.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 24, 2023 07:17 PM (NeCi3)
Posted by: Moon-faced TN Policewoman at January 24, 2023 07:17 PM (4I/2K)
You know that these billionaires are very competitive. They look at each other (esp. in Big Tech) and don't want to be outdone.
I am willing to be Musk will have a bigger impact on Tech management than Jack Welch had on management in the industrial sector.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 24, 2023 07:18 PM (nQmdf)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2023 07:18 PM (Gxd3W)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 24, 2023 07:18 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 07:18 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
No, you see, she keeps her odors "balanced." The dry desiccated smells cancel out the damp musty smells.
Posted by: mikeski thinks balancing them all with bleachy smells might work at January 24, 2023 07:18 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Pink'd at January 24, 2023 07:18 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 07:18 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 24, 2023 07:18 PM (nQmdf)
That's an experience you'll take to the grave.
Posted by: Bosk at January 24, 2023 07:19 PM (ZVuYy)
Hawaii back at you. Hawaii very much.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 24, 2023 07:19 PM (ppBhU)
The DA is a Democrat.
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It's all
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 24, 2023 07:19 PM (BDDnd)
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Department chairmen: "We missed you at the departmental meeting."
Me: "Yep. What did you guys decide?"
DC: "Well, we discussed blah blah and blah blah blah."
Me: "So if you didn't make any decisions, then I didn't miss anything, did I?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:19 PM (YCJaU)
Or better het, go back to your own country and let us know how it's going.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:02
Or laying asphalt next to 1200 degree blast furnace when it is 105 F and the f*cking deer flys are biting the shit out of you.
Posted by: Beartooth
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Swabbing hot tar, on roofs, in August.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2023 07:19 PM (q0Hle)
The DA is a Democrat.
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It's all gaslighting gasstoving all the time.
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 24, 2023 07:19 PM (BDDnd)
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Uh, Joy, have you ever heard of Sylvia Plath?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:20 PM (YCJaU)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 24, 2023 07:20 PM (76Foq)
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 24, 2023 07:15 PM (3CCua)
You beat me Bif. 13 was my limit.
Ugh!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:20 PM (anj39)
After finding out how many oxygen thieves worked at Twitter, it looks like Google is about to divest of some of their own.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 24, 2023 07:20 PM (1EFfL)
That's an experience you'll take to the grave."
Posted by: Bosk
Oh my gosh! You poor thing!
Posted by: Tuna at January 24, 2023 07:21 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: f at January 24, 2023 07:21 PM (iayUP)
"The commoner owes courtesy and deference to the noble, but the noble does not owe them back." This is not true in a stable system.
Noblesse oblige is what binds a feudal society together. It is imperfect, as there were a lot of peasant uprisings during feudal times. But it can work. The UK did the most with that, as the nobility served in the British Army and Royal Navy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 24, 2023 07:21 PM (u82oZ)
"You need to moisturize!"
--Bill Burr
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 07:22 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 07:15 PM
Two of them makes a woman irresistible. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA and Cuck-CCP) at January 24, 2023 07:22 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2023 06:45 PM (gmo/4)
Oh myyyy...NO!
He's an ass!!!
Posted by: George Takei at January 24, 2023 07:22 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:22 PM (anj39)
That can't be right. She made it clear that the layoffs were not performance based. They wouldn't lie.
Posted by: Archimedes
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I think her concept of 'being at work' is different than mine. Also, I do wonder what her job was.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2023 07:22 PM (q0Hle)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2023 07:18 PM (Gxd3W)
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Since moving to rural AZ a decade ago, I sound like a Texan -- usually now addressing everybody with either a "Howdy" or a "Pardner."
I should be wearing a cowboy hat with boots ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 24, 2023 07:22 PM (BDDnd)
Posted by: Eromero at January 24, 2023 07:23 PM (0OP+5)
For awhile, the Brits were mocking Americans for their perfect teeth. I suspect this was more of a psychological protection mechanism because of all the American mockery of their teeth.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2023 07:23 PM (eOEVl)
That's an experience you'll take to the grave."
Posted by: Bosk
Oh my gosh! You poor thing!
Posted by: Tuna at January 24, 2023 07:21 PM (gLRfa)
Done some septic tank work...was not fun. It was summer, very hot, hours away from the nearest ocean, and here he was trying to sell me shrimp from his trunk. No thanks on many different levels.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 07:24 PM (lz5hY)
Good work, Lamont!
Posted by: Holy Crap at January 24, 2023 07:24 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 24, 2023 07:24 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: just the punchline at January 24, 2023 07:24 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2023 07:24 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 07:24 PM (lz5hY)
Whether they needed it or not...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:24 PM (ynpvh)
In Japan that's called a "fang" and is considered sexy. I'm not joking or doing a bit. It really is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Fact check: true. The Japanese term is "yaeba."
https://tinyurl.com/jtyaeba
Posted by: mikeski knows this is also why Japan is full of vampires at January 24, 2023 07:24 PM (P1f+c)
Ya know, CDC, FDA, and Big Pharma need low-milage, laid off tech workers to test vaccines on. We can make this work, and it could be a win-win, if the tech deadwood helps make safer vaccines.
Yes, those
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 24, 2023 07:24 PM (u82oZ)
I think you are confused about my interest in your feelings of safety.
*looks out window, at field of f***s*
Nope, still barren and smooth as a baby's bottom.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2023 07:25 PM (eOEVl)
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When there's no food or toilet paper to be had -- or by 2030 -- you will eat AND wipe with the bugzzzz, and you will be happy.
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 24, 2023 07:25 PM (BDDnd)
Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2023 07:24 PM (j4U/Z)
Did anybody try to have sex with the pickle slicer?
https://jokes4us.com/winnersjokes/pickleslicerjoke.html
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:25 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 24, 2023 07:25 PM (4IUUf)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 24, 2023 07:25 PM (nnp+f)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2023 07:26 PM (1O1T3)
Before you know it, the only thing there is to do at work is, work.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2023 07:26 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Aella, 27 at January 24, 2023 07:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Aella, 27 at January 24, 2023 07:26 PM (v0R5T)
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When there's no food or toilet paper to be had -- or by 2030 -- you will eat AND wipe with the bugzzzz, and you will be happy.
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 24, 2023 07:25 PM (BDDnd)
Write you're enemies names on smooth stones before you use them, just like the ancient Greeks did.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:26 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:22 PM (anj39)
Come to the PNW MOME and I'll tell you tales of Wallace ID.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 24, 2023 07:27 PM (Ost2s)
Posted by: Secretary Buttgig, Transported at January 24, 2023 07:27 PM (vdqpj)
Being a city boy I actually enjoyed it and learned a lot.
But the smell. Whoa nelly was that something. You eventually got used to it.
Family farmers are an amazing breed of people.
Salt of the earth.
Posted by: Bosk at January 24, 2023 07:27 PM (ZVuYy)
Posted by: Tuna at January 24, 2023 07:27 PM (gLRfa)
Okay, so maybe "snaggletooth" is an unfair translation. "Yaeba" literally means “multilayered” or “double” tooth, and describes the fanged look achieved when molars crowd the canines and push them forward.
Small elfin chin = high estrogen.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) looks around for his funnel at January 24, 2023 07:27 PM (yQpMk)
https://tinyurl.com/jtyaeba
Posted by: mikeski knows this is also why Japan is full of vampires"
Have they got a word for crazy eyes that point in two different directions?
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2023 07:28 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 07:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 24, 2023 07:28 PM (1EFfL)
Lemme guess. One year outta the public, zero close contact experience in the meatspace. Little punk thinks her sh*t don't stink. Well just to let you know. Your sh*t does stink. It stinks like sh*t.
Posted by: MacGruber at January 24, 2023 07:28 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 07:28 PM (xhxe8)
*******
I say sugar tits, how’s about you make me a sammich and I’ll give you all the safety you need
But first, you will blow me
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at January 24, 2023 07:28 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at January 24, 2023 07:28 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: Miklos, governmental bean counter at January 24, 2023 07:28 PM (DcGz9)
George Carlin had a list of 4 must clean areas: armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth.
https://inv.riverside.rocks/watch?v=-Y-yH_Qyipc
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 24, 2023 07:28 PM (gv7Yb)
Being a city boy I actually enjoyed it and learned a lot.
But the smell. Whoa nelly was that something. You eventually got used to it.
Family farmers are an amazing breed of people.
Salt of the earth.
Posted by: Bosk at January 24, 2023 07:27 PM (ZVuYy)
Saw some surreal stuff, like the smiling plastic toy looking at me, floating in the liquid side...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 24, 2023 07:25 PM (nnp+f)
Kristen Dunst was right sexy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 24, 2023 07:29 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 24, 2023 07:12 PM (nnp+f)
Heavens to murgatroid!!!
Posted by: Snagglepuss at January 24, 2023 07:29 PM (KLPy8)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 24, 2023 07:29 PM (u82oZ)
We have broken something in their system. You do NOT make cuts to your armies in the middle of an information war. Somehow the necessary money isn't being laundered.
Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2023 07:29 PM (CaJIi)
Posted by: Miklos of Ill repute at January 24, 2023 07:29 PM (JZ+h1)
Posted by: the prophet Mo at January 24, 2023 07:29 PM (Vwz3I)
https://tinyurl.com/jtyaeba
Posted by: mikeski knows this is also why Japan is full of vampires"
Have they got a word for crazy eyes that point in two different directions?
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2023 07:28 PM (iayUP)
Chameleon?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 07:30 PM (lz5hY)
https://inv.riverside.rocks/watch?v=CgxDdsiXf8U
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 24, 2023 07:30 PM (gv7Yb)
Still cannot eat that food.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 07:30 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2023 07:26 PM (guGkK)
____________
What a concept. I hated all the corporate birthdays, baby showers, and other wastes of time always ginned up by the secretaries. Sure, they love it, as hourly employees it gives them time to fart around, but as a salaried employee it just means I had to stay later to get my work done.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:30 PM (YCJaU)
The HQs for one of the biggest Port-a-potty companies is in Puyallup WA. It really is a great job particularly for a young man or woman wanting to make good money. Imagine being 21 years old and making $90+k a year?
It is a good company.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:31 PM (anj39)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:31 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
GLARE
back to the thigh-high Senator Sexy Boots
Posted by: Kyrstin from AZ )Independent) at January 24, 2023 07:31 PM (9mq9j)
Posted by: Jen the original at January 24, 2023 07:31 PM (N6MZz)
Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 07:32 PM (v0R5T)
https://inv.riverside.rocks/watch?v=-Y-yH_Qyipc
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
need a Hot Water Heater
Posted by: Miklos, enjoying some Jumbo Shrimp at January 24, 2023 07:32 PM (JZ+h1)
Posted by: Aella of the Eymorgs at January 24, 2023 07:32 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2023 07:28 PM (iayUP)
In Japanese? Kamereon
Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2023 07:32 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Fact check: true. The Japanese term is "yaeba."
https://tinyurl.com/jtyaeba
Posted by: mikeski
That's an old article; a comment from 2013:
"If this is truly a widespread cultural phenomenon with a large number of participants, then it is indicative of some sort of underlying societal problem with female self___ and body dysmorphia. The fact that this quasi-disfigurement service is offered by trained medical professionals seems bizarre and merits examination by psychiatric researchers in regards to the causes and effects of these inherently Japanese trends."
Old and busted: "Offering fake tooth caps is horrible disfigurement used to placate girls with body dysmorphia!"
New hotness: "She says she's a boy; chop off her tits!"
How things change in only a decade.
Posted by: mikeski wants to get off this ride at January 24, 2023 07:33 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Aella of the Eymorgs at January 24, 2023 07:32 PM (yQpMk)
A town in England.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:33 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at January 24, 2023 07:33 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:22 PM (anj39)
Shack outside of La Grange, TX >> Wallace, ID
Posted by: a haw haw haw at January 24, 2023 07:33 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Aella of the Eymorgs at January 24, 2023 07:32 PM (yQpMk)
A town in England.
Posted by: jim
Knight of the Bath, or of the Garter?
Hmmmm
Posted by: Sir Miklos Raleigh at January 24, 2023 07:34 PM (9mq9j)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:22 PM (anj39)
Shack outside of La Grange, TX >> Wallace, ID
Posted by: a haw haw haw at January 24, 2023 07:33 PM (4I/2K)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg9cNGHl-bg
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:34 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jen the original at January 24, 2023 07:31 PM (N6MZz)
________________
Apart from the meetings, it sounds like a great vacation spot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:34 PM (YCJaU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 07:34 PM (8GeFp)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 24, 2023 07:35 PM (76Foq)
Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 07:35 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 07:30 PM (lz5hY)
As a brand new 2LT and platoon leader, the first direct order I had to give was to a kid from the back hills of North Carolina. I ordered him to take a shower or I'd let his roommates give him one.
That kid was nasty.
He didn't last long.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:35 PM (anj39)
Went out, had a quick bourbon with the neighbor, came back and noticed Ms. Stinkypants has a frontal quick-slide bra clasp up front.
The vibe is there. Y'all ain't feelin' it.
Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2023 07:35 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Aella of the Eymorgs at January 24, 2023 07:32 PM (yQpMk)
A town in England.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:33 PM (ynpvh)
______________
And a very charming town, too. Built by the Romans.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:35 PM (YCJaU)
SCREW ALL OF YOU
If i could read Kanji or Hangul or Cyrillic or Armenian or Ge'ez I WOULD LOOK IT UP MYSELF
This is so fckunig woke and precious I could puke.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2023 07:36 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Pfft
Posted by: Air BnB staff at January 24, 2023 07:36 PM (bOZm1)
Still cannot eat that food.
_________
But... you can still make it? Right?
So... here's what I want....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2023 07:36 PM (Q4IgG)
They call the Ill Repute
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And god, I know, such yoot
Posted by: SFGoth at January 24, 2023 07:36 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 24, 2023 07:36 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: Jen the original at January 24, 2023 07:31 PM (N6MZz)
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What does "adding to a project" even mean in this context? if I have a great idea (in my head) and mention it during the meeting, is that a contribution? Can I then go to the massage chairs for the rest of the afternoon?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 07:36 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 07:37 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:30 PM (YCJaU)
OMG, another great reason I love working from home. No stupid parties. I can barely stand the birthday recognitions on the biweekly Teams meeting.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 24, 2023 07:37 PM (OX9vb)
Oh yeah, we were pioneers.
Guys at Youngstown Sheet and Tube who lost everything.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 07:37 PM (lz5hY)
That kid was nasty.
He didn't last long.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:35 PM (anj39)
_____________
The lab I worked in at Berkeley had two French guys who used to play tennis at lunchtime in the summer, then come back to work without showering (despite a shower being available in the men's room). They were pretty ripe after a while.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:38 PM (YCJaU)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 07:30 PM (lz5hY)
As a brand new 2LT and platoon leader, the first direct order I had to give was to a kid from the back hills of North Carolina. I ordered him to take a shower or I'd let his roommates give him one.
That kid was nasty.
He didn't last long.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:35 PM (anj39)
Story my dad told me of a hillbilly in basic. When they were issued they GI underwear, the hillbilly exclaimed "Wow, they'll stay clean longer!"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Environmental Synchronicities and Equity Paradigm Change Agenting.
Posted by: Miklos just updated that 90s MBA lingo at January 24, 2023 07:39 PM (bOZm1)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:35 PM
I'm assuming your map and compass skills were sufficient to get him to point shower?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2023 07:39 PM (a3Q+t)
Agree. I kind of miss the pot lucks though.
Posted by: Tuna at January 24, 2023 07:39 PM (gLRfa)
Agree. I kind of miss the pot lucks though.
Posted by: Tuna at January 24, 2023 07:39 PM (gLRfa)
Yeah, man
Posted by: Chong at January 24, 2023 07:40 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2023 07:40 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2023 07:41 PM (iayUP)
That kid was nasty.
He didn't last long.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:35 PM (anj39)
_____________
The lab I worked in at Berkeley had two French guys who used to play tennis at lunchtime in the summer, then come back to work without showering (despite a shower being available in the men's room). They were pretty ripe after a while.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:38 PM (YCJaU)
Get stuck in a Riyadh elevator full of Bangladeshis and get back to me. Humans shouldn't smell like that.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 24, 2023 07:41 PM (CZBWZ)
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2023 07:40 PM (iayUP)
One of my favorites:
"You can't make a baby in one month by knocking up nine women."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:41 PM (ynpvh)
So... here's what I want....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2023 07:36 PM (Q4IgG)
On a great day I was below mediocre at it. Slow prepping and my timing to get all 6 pressure cooker pots on and off for a cooking cycle was lame. Inconsistent fried chicken.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 07:41 PM (4I/2K)
The People (at least 80%) still do not agree, but are not yet ready (or even alert enough) to respond appropriately. But we are at the do or die point. Domestic Terrorists Garland/Wray are fully committed to the globalist overthrow. ... Outcome? .. Uncertain. PAIN is inevitable.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 24, 2023 07:42 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 24, 2023 07:42 PM (Vwz3I)
So... here's what I want....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2023 07:36 PM (Q4IgG)
On a great day I was below mediocre at it. Slow prepping and my timing to get all 6 pressure cooker pots on and off for a cooking cycle was lame. Inconsistent fried chicken.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 07:41 PM (4I/2K)
At least no KFC Rats, right?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:43 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2023 07:39 PM (a3Q+t)
I'm actually pretty good with a map and compass. But in this case I just turned to the Platoon Sergeant and pointed out this was now NCO business.
I then went to my little office and closed the door and wondered if I had screwed up.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:43 PM (anj39)
And then...their childish Political Dream came true!
...and all it cost them was their job.
So, I guess congratulations are in order.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2023 07:43 PM (KLPy8)
"You can't make a baby in one month by knocking up nine women."
Posted by: jim
I heard that
Posted by: Miklos, Certified Project Manager (ask the Girls out back the Waffle Hut) at January 24, 2023 07:43 PM (JZ+h1)
I'm assuming your map and compass skills were sufficient to get him to point shower?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Shots fired!
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 24, 2023 07:44 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:43 PM (ynpvh)
I don't think so. Never saw a live or fried one.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 07:44 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: fd
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Them: "Make this your number one priority"
Me: "Uh, what about the two other number one priorities I already have?"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2023 07:44 PM (g59Yt)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 07:41 PM (4I/2K)
At least no KFC Rats, right?
Posted by: jim
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Posted by: Minimum Wage Miklos at January 24, 2023 07:44 PM (DcGz9)
Posted by: fd
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Them: "Make this your number one priority"
Me: "Uh, what about the two other number one priorities I already have?"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2023 07:44 PM (g59Yt)
They're all top priority.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:45 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Minimum Wage Miklos at January 24, 2023 07:44 PM (DcGz9)
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Then I'll take a Big Mac sans bun and a vanilla milkshake, sans cup.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 07:46 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 07:46 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Shots fired!
Posted by: BifBewalski
Run to the sound of the guns?
Posted by: what Marshal Grouchy failed to do (must have been in a bad mood) at January 24, 2023 07:46 PM (9mq9j)
That unwashed left hand must be a real killer.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 24, 2023 07:46 PM (Xrfse)
Well, she might lose those lbs. when the Googlebucks run out.
Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 07:46 PM (v0R5T)
That unwashed left hand must be a real killer.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 24, 2023 07:46 PM (Xrfse)
Just don't shake their left hands...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2023 07:40 PM (iayUP)
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Entropy will keep it moving? Because that's what most people add to a project.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:47 PM (YCJaU)
That unwashed left hand must be a real killer.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 24, 2023 07:46 PM (Xrfse)
Yep. Curry, BO and fingernail dingleberries.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 24, 2023 07:48 PM (CZBWZ)
Posted by: Count de Monet
There are accountants who can cook, but no good cooks who bother to count.
Posted by: Miklos, Culinary Accounting Academy of America gradumate at January 24, 2023 07:48 PM (9mq9j)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 24, 2023 07:42 PM (Vwz3I)
........
Unmentionables.
Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 07:49 PM (v0R5T)
I've seen various estimates but 80% dead wood sounds about right to me.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 24, 2023 07:49 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: fd
Entropy will keep it moving? Because that's what most people add to a project.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Think of it as small-scale "creative destruction."
Posted by: mikeski figures the destuctive ones are Marxists anyway at January 24, 2023 07:49 PM (P1f+c)
That unwashed left hand must be a real killer.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 24, 2023 07:46 PM (Xrfse)
Yep. Curry, BO and fingernail dingleberries.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 24, 2023 07:48 PM (CZBWZ)
Smoking Turkish cigarettes.
Those things were vile!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:49 PM (anj39)
Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 07:49 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 24, 2023 07:42 PM (Vwz3I)
........
Unmentionables.
Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 07:49 PM (v0R5T)
Some of man's greatest inventions: Air conditioning, water heaters, indoor plumbing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:50 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 07:50 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
The Third Law of Physics is the conceptual basis of all Project Management.
Posted by: Miklos, who could manage another, thank you at January 24, 2023 07:50 PM (9mq9j)
I decided it was the chicken's egg layer part.
Also dayshift was asshoe for not rotating the chicken in the 'cooler' and thus having me start the dinner rush prep with frozen solid chicken. Nor filter/change the oil in the fryers. Nor clean up any of the dump / prep stations or spills on the floor. Asshoes!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 07:50 PM (4I/2K)
"You can't make a baby in one month by knocking up nine women."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:41 PM (ynpvh)
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I had a business guy suggest I put more researchers on a project to make it move faster. I used your quote on him, as he didn't realize that we weren't carpenters or something. Progress depended on generating ideas, not on just performing tasks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:50 PM (YCJaU)
Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 07:49 PM (v0R5T)
Circle of poop. Ugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjsVRIqOhGA
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:51 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Association of Japanese Vending Machine Enterprises at January 24, 2023 07:51 PM (9mq9j)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara"
We get tropys?
Posted by: A project contributur at January 24, 2023 07:51 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 24, 2023 07:52 PM (4MQl6)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 24, 2023 07:49 PM (Xrfse)
____________
Pareto's rule.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:52 PM (YCJaU)
Posted by: Jen the original at January 24, 2023 07:52 PM (N6MZz)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 24, 2023 07:52 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: mikeski figures
Every little bit helps.
Posted by: Joseph-Miklos Schumpeter at January 24, 2023 07:53 PM (9mq9j)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 24, 2023 07:41 PM (CZBWZ)
—————-
They wipe their asses with their hands. I’m not joking. They’re fucking animals. Imagine someone so backward, so primitive, that they’re wiping their ass with their hand, and you say “no dude, there’s a better way. We have this thing called ‘toilet paper.’” And their response is “nah, I’ll keep wiping shit off my ass with my hand.”
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 24, 2023 07:53 PM (s9/68)
I've seen various estimates but 80% dead wood sounds about right to me.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
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'Systemantics' probably addresses this.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2023 07:53 PM (oLF0J)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 24, 2023 07:54 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: mikeski applies it 180% of the time at January 24, 2023 07:54 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:51 PM (ynpvh)
The poo of the antelope
The poo of the giraffe
Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 07:54 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Kenny Rogers interprets Pareto at January 24, 2023 07:54 PM (JZ+h1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 24, 2023 07:41 PM (CZBWZ)
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They wipe their asses with their hands. I’m not joking. They’re fucking animals. Imagine someone so backward, so primitive, that they’re wiping their ass with their hand, and you say “no dude, there’s a better way. We have this thing called ‘toilet paper.’” And their response is “nah, I’ll keep wiping shit off my ass with my hand.”
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 24, 2023 07:53 PM (s9/6
And how do they clean that hand?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:55 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 07:46 PM (lz5hY)
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The lovely Mrs Guevara and I were house-hunting when the realtor showed us a very nice house ... that was occupied by a very nice Chinese family, but the whole house absolutely REEKED from their cooking. Afterward the realtor asked us our thoughts, and we told her. She nodded sadly, and said, "Everybody says that."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:55 PM (YCJaU)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 07:50 PM (lz5hY)
They came in a sealed bag, as did the flour, and the egg wash mix. Stored up in the attic of the building. Just white pre-measured bags generically labelled 'flour', 'egg wash', and 'spices'. Just open and dump into the prep bins.
Trying to separate the frozen chicken was great for micro-slicing up your hands that your first dredge through the seasoned flour brought tears to your eyes.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 07:56 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:55 PM (ynpvh)
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Have you heard the expression, "begging the question?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:56 PM (YCJaU)
Posted by: MikeGlowieZ at January 24, 2023 07:56 PM (c4DDR)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 24, 2023 06:51 PM (KAi1n)
Wow, that is one hella old site. The last news posting was 19 years ago...
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at January 24, 2023 07:56 PM (imVg7)
"You can't make a baby in one month by knocking up nine women."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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I had a business guy suggest I put more researchers on a project to make it move faster. I used your quote on him, as he didn't realize that we weren't carpenters or something. Progress depended on generating ideas, not on just performing tasks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
I teach basic systems engineering and model based systems engineering periodically for my company. Use both of these as examples for knowing when to add people, and when to shut up and let the 40lb brains think while they stare at the wall. 9 women and 30 days will never get a project delivered on time, but it's sure as hell a lot of fun.
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 24, 2023 08:04 PM (3CCua)
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Among the things the brains trust failed to recognize is that a scientist staring out of the window isn't necessarily wasting time - he might be thinking about how to solve a problem.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 08:07 PM (YCJaU)
Posted by: bradc at January 24, 2023 08:16 PM (QsRvm)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 24, 2023 08:26 PM (NGBKs)
Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at January 24, 2023 09:48 PM (WusEB)
Having not seen her ass, she's probably an Idaho 5 when she's cleaned up.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 24, 2023 09:55 PM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at January 24, 2023 10:22 PM (2Dk2x)
A sterling example of the ongoing cuntefaction of America: the demand to be "psychologically safe".
Feminism distilled. Life must be nothing but uninterrupted bliss and one's feelings must NEVER be hurt. Fuck that.
Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at January 24, 2023 11:15 PM (WusEB)
So wait, this is not considered "funemployment" anymore? That's what they were calling it back in 2009-2010 under Obama.
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