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DeSantis tells universities he wants to see details of their spending on transgender "care." The media is outraged, obviously.

At the urging of Gov. Ron DeSantis' budget office, Florida's public universities are being required to submit detailed information on services they provide to people seeking gender-affirming treatment.

The request comes weeks after DeSantis and House Speaker Paul Renner issued a similar demand for records on how much each university spends on diversity initiatives and activities related to critical race theory. It also follows action in November by Florida's medical boards to prohibit doctors from performing surgical and other gender-affirming treatments on patients under 18 years old.

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The request seeks the number of "encounters" where sex-reassignment was sought, also asking for the names of facilities that patients were referred to....

Also sought are the number of individuals prescribed puberty blockers, hormones, hormone antagonists and a list of specific surgical procedures. The budget office requested a breakdown of the patients' ages and all poli policies related to sex reassignment treatments.

The ACLU is considering filing a motion of How Dare You.

What a shock, one of the antifa terrorists arrested in Atlanta worked as a production assistant at CNN and is a trust fund rich bitch.

"Me never saw this one coming!" shouted Bizarro, and then winked knowingly at the camera.


An Antifa terror suspect who is part of the Atlanta cell is the daughter of a New Jersey-based Pharma China and a global diversity expert, DailyMail.com can reveal.

Teresa Yue Shen, 31, was one of seven activists arrested at the future $90million Atlanta Public Safety Training Centre in a 'clearing operation' on last week.

Mental health consultant Shen traveled from Brooklyn to Atlanta to protest the creation of 'cop city' -- which has sparked violent clashes after a protestor was shot dead after allegedly shooting a Georgia State Police officer.

It's not a national organization, the criminal Christopher Wray perjures himself at every congressional hearing.


DailyMail.com can reveal that both of her parents are high-flying businesspeople, with her father running a New Jersey-based Chinese media company and her mother a former British Foreign Office consultant.

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She was charged with domestic terrorism and aggravated assault of an officer, and was previously arrested during an anti-ICE demonstration at the Bergen County Jail in 2021.

Punching a cop is no big deal if you're on the left, remember.


Her father, James Shen, 58, is the president of publisher WiCON -- which owns Pharma China - and brags about its links to the 'most multinational pharma companies' across China.

He claims to come from a 'family with generations of ties with the pharmaceutical industry in China' and described himself as a 'strategist, advisor and publisher' specializing in China Healthcare.

Shen herself appears to have followed in her father's footsteps initially, interning at both Reuters and CNN -- with the latter refusing to report n the clashes after the 'conflict of interest' was revealed.

She grew up in the three-bedroom $810k family home in Princetown, New Jersey, before moving to a one bed $500k Brooklyn apartment.

Obviously any cops she spit on, cursed at, or hit should sue her. Cops don't bother suing their attackers because their attackers usually have no money.

But Shen does!


The Chosen actor Jonathan Roumie: "the entertainment landscape has become increasingly sinister and in some cases even demonic in tone."

The Chosen actor Jonathan Roumie, who plays Jesus Christ, appeared at the annual March for Life in Washington D.C., and noted that the landscape in the entertainment industry especially in film, television, and music "has become increasingly sinister."

About halfway through his speech, Roumie stated, "For some time now, we have been witnesses to a mounting polarity between light and dark. We've seen it manifest itself in many facets of culture."

MRC Report: 54 media figures being funded, directly or indirectly, by George Soros.

A new study from MRC business has revealed that liberal billionaire George Soros is responsible for funding some of the most influential media figures in the world via donations to liberal groups affiliated with them.

"The over $32 billion that leftist billionaire George Soros poured into his organizations to spread his radical 'open society' agenda on abortion, Marxist economics, anti-Americanism, defunding the police, environmental extremism and LGBT fanaticism around the globe has paid dividends," wrote MRC Business analysts Joseph Vazquez and Daniel Schneider.


"In fact, his funding has helped him establish ties with some of the biggest name media personalities in the United States and abroad which help indoctrinate millions with his views on a day-to-day basis. MRC Business found at least 54 prominent media figures... who are tied to Soros through their connections to organizations that he funds," the authors continue. "These include personalities like 'NBC Nightly News' anchor Lester Holt and The Washington Post executive editor Sally Buzbee."

The new study is the third and final report from MRC Business relating to George Soros' media influence. It was previously revealed that the "Godfather of the Left" handed out $131 million between 2016 and 2020 to influence 253 media groups.

"It's an antisemitic conspiracy theory to say that George Soros is paying off people in the media!!!" simultaneously shouted all the media people that George Soros is paying off.

Full report here.


The Washington Post begins layoffs days after Jeff Bezos' visit.

The Washington Post began firing staffers Tuesday as the Jeff Bezos-owned broadsheet suffers declines in advertising revenue and readership, the paper announced.

The company is expected to lay off 20 journalists and not fill another 30 vacancies, leading to a sigh of relief from those at the venerable paper who were fearing a more major blood-letting.

I don't think that's necessarily the end of the layoffs.

Speaking of people in the media losing their jobs, and me gaining all-day erections that quiver at the vibrational frequency of elemental Krypton, the remaining workers (workers? let's say employees) at Google demand "psychological safety" and want a promise that no one will ever be fired ever again.

During an all-hands meeting on Monday, Google employees who made it through the latest round of mass layoffs inundated CEO Sundar Pichai with requests to help preserve their mental well-being.

In lieu of potential further job cuts, many workers called on Google executives to put their "psychological safety" first, according to Insider.

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"How are we supposed to ever feel safe again?" one employee asked, telling the higher-ups that "psychological safety is paramount."

This two-video set is everything. EVERYTHING.


Notice there's no urgent media gasping about these layoffs, they way there was over Elon Musk's.

The media is a corrupt gangster organization whose actual business model is a mix of blackmail, reputation blackening, and protection racketeering.


Mike Barone: It's time for a Truth and Reconciliation Committee for the media and Deep State on Russiagate. The people who say it's "insurrection" to question the 2020 election have never stopped claiming the 2016 election was "stolen by Russia."

It's time for that to end.

The country would be better off if [David Brooks and his employer, the New York Times] and colleagues and their many readers would also confess error and seek forgiveness themselves for the persistent election denial of leading Democrats, including the party's new leader in the House of Representatives, going back to 2000 and very much including 2016.

They should also seek forgiveness for a byproduct of that election denial, the Russia collusion hoax. This conspiracy theory, concocted by the Hillary Clinton campaign, was aided and abetted by leaders of the FBI and intelligence agencies, advanced by lies and misrepresentations by congressional Democrats, and reported with relish and credulity by much of the media.

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Aside from [a brief near-acknowledgement by the Times' Dean Baquet], the current leaders of The New York Times and other major publications and networks have been unwilling to admit that they fostered a false narrative, beginning with the baseless charge that Russian bots had somehow swung the 2016 election to Trump.

In his review of Twitter files, reporter Matt Taibbi, whose roots are on the political Left, admitted that this charge was baseless. And so did left-leaning Twitter executives, in private, even at the time it was first made.

In response, Taibbi has called for a "truth and reconciliation process." Sounding like David Brooks, he writes, "The country is currently paralyzed by distrust of media that runs so deep that it prevents real dialogue." Then he goes where Brooks and his employer refuse to go, "That situation can't be resolved until the corporate press swallows its pride and admits the clock has finally run out on its seven years of loony Russia conspiracies."

Those on Brooks' side have constantly made the valid point that Trump's election denials poison the political atmosphere and cast doubt on the legitimacy of the government's leaders.

Exactly the same valid point can be made about those on his side for their election denial and promotion of the Russia collusion hoax. They made governance more difficult for an administration headed by an unusually erratic and unusually inexperienced president. In so doing, they made the country suffer.

It's time for them, as it has been time for Trump, to confess error and apologize. Are you game, David?

Their answer is no, for the same reason they always reject the principle of equal treatment and the same rules for all: The commoner owes courtesy and deference to the noble, but the noble does not owe them back. They believe themselves to be a new aristocracy, and "aristocracy of merit" (despite so very many of them being nepo babies), and they believe that they, exclusively, have the right to true free speech.

And that includes the right to make errors without having to pay for those errors. A right the rest of us definitely do not have.

They're always saying that the difference between "their errors" and "the disinformation pushed by their enemies" is that they are willing to admit and correct their errors.

They continue to refuse to admit they pushed a flagrantly false conspiracy theory created by an addled obese drunk madwoman named Hillary Clinton. They also refuse to admit that they lied remorselessly about covid, always with a partisan motive in mind.

So by their own definition, their own "errors" are in fact "disinformation" which should be subject to censorship, deplatforming, debanking and -- some of them have suggested this -- actual criminal prosecution.

Speaking of that -- this is from Friday. Joy Behar claimed that charges were only brought against Alec Baldwin because the DA is a Republican who hates Democrats.

The DA is a Democrat.

Any official apology from Joy Behar on that? How about from ABC News as an organization? The View is produced under the aegis of ABC News, right?

TikToker says she showered only 37 times in 2022, and she doesn't smell.


Aella, 27, from Idaho, claims she doesn't smell because of 'microbiome' balance
She also added she does not use body moisturiser as she lives in a humid area
Twitter was divided with some claiming she will be 'nose-blind' to her own smell

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A sex worker and top-earner on OnlyFans claimed on Twitter she only had 37 showers in the whole of 2022.

A sex-worker? And she's not showering?

Oof. She must smell like a Weekend at The French's.

By the way, I don't think she's a "top-earner" on OnlyFans.

Here's my evidence:

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We have a lot of very chivalrous men here, and also a lot of incorrigible horndogs who would f*ck a snake if they could get it to hold still and accept the funnel, who will say the same thing: She's fine looking.

Yes, she's fine. She's an unremarkable-looking girl who is not overweight and bought tastefully-sized breast implants. I prefer tastelessly-sized, but tastefully is a valid choice too.

I questioning this "top earner on OnlyFans" thing.


Aella, from Idaho, reflected on the last 12 months on Twitter but the information which stuck out to people was how infrequently she washed.

Replying to a commenter who questioned her hygiene routine, Aella said she tries 'not to disturb my natural skin microbiome too much'.


The 27-year-old claims she does not 'stink' because of a 'microbiome' balance, which is a collection of bacteria and fungi which live on the body.

Many of them live in the inlets of fromunda.


In a Twitter thread, she wrote: 'If any random person who shampoos daily, stops shampooing, their hair will be horrible and greasy. But if you are persistent and careful, your body adjusts.

'But this isn't perfect, and different ppl have different kinds of bodies, with different activities and sweat levels. I *do* still do maintenance to handle getting stinky in between showers!

'I am careful not to use soap on my armpits, because that seems to increase the smell; I usually scrub hard with a wet washcloth, and then put on deodorant, and this works great. I also use a bidet, and wash my genitals often.'

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One person said: 'Is it not possible you've just gone nose-blind?'

A second added: 'Our nervous system has evolved to become progressively less sensitive to a stimulus, the longer it persists. You smell, girl. You just can't smell yourself.'

One commenter agreed with her, affirming that going shower-free really did result in being cleaner, although I'm not sure his support was helpful: He said "Ignore the haters," then said you don't have to shower, and won't smell, if you just "keep your hands and @sshole clean."

I think that was on page 245 of The Secret, actually.

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at 06:30 PM




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Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 24, 2023 06:31 PM (uNylN)

2 One shower every other week....sure she doesn't *stink*.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 24, 2023 06:32 PM (uNylN)

3 DeSantis getting the job done while 45 is praising Mike Pence as perhaps the nicest non-corrupt person since, well, Jesus.

DeSantis in 2024 to stop the insanity.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 24, 2023 06:36 PM (D25PY)

4 We have a lot of very chivalrous men here, and also a lot of incorrigible horndogs who would f*ck a snake if they could get it to hold still and accept the funnel

As someone here (I forget who) observed not long ago, there are dudes here at the HQ who would stick their dick in a pile of rocks in the hopes of finding a snake.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 24, 2023 06:37 PM (ppBhU)

5 Yes, she's fine. She's an unremarkable-looking girl who is not overweight and bought tastefully-sized breast implants. I prefer tastelessly-sized, but tastefully is a valid choice too.

That's an incredibly fair and non-horny sounding description. I must have stumbled in to the wrong place...

Posted by: LASue at January 24, 2023 06:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

6 Who exactly, you ask? Just 'a Virginia family.' No one in particular, mind you...

@WashTimes
Virginia family sentenced for conspiracy to compel forced labor of Pakistani woman for 12 years

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 24, 2023 06:37 PM (XF9Gj)

7 That's a terrible joke up top. I laughed twice.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 06:37 PM (XvPQV)

8 Bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 24, 2023 06:37 PM (X+Ku8)

9 In lieu of potential further job cuts, many workers called on Google executives to put their "psychological safety" first, according to Insider.


Hmmm
I'm thinking the next WARN list just filled itself out.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 06:37 PM (anj39)

10 Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 24, 2023 06:36 PM (D25PY)

In My opinion DeSantis needs to stay where he is... Unless things drastically change with the way "voting" is done why waste him to a sure loss ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2023 06:38 PM (bs+z0)

11 When they mean "shower," I hope they don't mean using cupped hands of water at a rest room sink.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 24, 2023 06:39 PM (X+Ku8)

12 Idaho ho?

Smells like a fishy potato.

Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2023 06:39 PM (gmo/4)

13 Aella, from Idaho. I'd hit it.

With a UV light and Lysol.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 24, 2023 06:39 PM (D25PY)

14 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 24, 2023 06:40 PM (T4tVD)

15 Yes, she's fine. She's an unremarkable-looking girl who is not overweight and bought tastefully-sized breast implants. I prefer tastelessly-sized, but tastefully is a valid choice too.

Yeah she's okay, a 6 or so with the makeup, but not for long. She's young-cute, not genuinely pretty that lasts. I dunno who earns what on Onlyfans, just that it relies on very sad, lonely men for its entire business model.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 06:40 PM (0hOvj)

16 I watched those two videos of the Google employee...

It was a little unclear about what "work" she actually did there. She took "meetings" in some fancy rooms at the facility, but didn't specify what she accomplished as a result of those meetings.

What were her deliverables? Did she make progress towards an end goal?

WHAT DID SHE DO THERE?

If she can't really answer that question, then it's no wonder she was let go.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 06:40 PM (BpYfr)

17 I am sure that little miss no-shower smells like the Thames at low tide from 50 feet, though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 06:40 PM (0hOvj)

18 gender-affirming treatments


It's not gender-affirming.

It's LARPing therapy.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 24, 2023 06:40 PM (7sRwU)

19 Showering once every 9 or 10 days just ain't gonna cut it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 24, 2023 06:41 PM (ppBhU)

20 Who exactly, you ask? Just 'a Virginia family.' No one in particular, mind you...

@WashTimes
Virginia family sentenced for conspiracy to compel forced labor of Pakistani woman for 12 years
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 24, 2023 06:37 PM (XF9Gj)

What's the gripe? They could have just said "Some people."

Posted by: LASue at January 24, 2023 06:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

21 Ok, I LOL'ed at the top pic.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:41 PM (ynpvh)

22 The 27-year-old claims she does not 'stink' because of a 'microbiome' balance, which is a collection of bacteria and fungi which live on the body.

PRO TIP: When you have to explain why you don't stink you've already lost the argument.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2023 06:42 PM (guGkK)

23 Aella's natural skin tone is not white. That is the film of cheese like substance that covers her entire body.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 24, 2023 06:42 PM (WAW1o)

24 The top question tomorrow is what documents are in Kamala's house or garage?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 24, 2023 06:42 PM (TgBWG)

25
Bunkworthy 'cause she's trying and looks like she'd enjoy it.

Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2023 06:43 PM (j4U/Z)

26 15 Yes, she's fine. She's an unremarkable-looking girl who is not overweight and bought tastefully-sized breast implants. I prefer tastelessly-sized, but tastefully is a valid choice too.

Yeah she's okay, a 6 or so with the makeup, but not for long. She's young-cute, not genuinely pretty that lasts. I dunno who earns what on Onlyfans, just that it relies on very sad, lonely men for its entire business model.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 06:40 PM (0hOvj)

I believe you can't smell what's on the other side of the computer screen...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:43 PM (ynpvh)

27 He claims to come from a 'family with generations of ties with the pharmaceutical industry in China' and described himself as a 'strategist, advisor and publisher' specializing in China Healthcare.


So it's fair to say he has access to many Chinese secrets dating back many generations.

Ancient secrets , if you will.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 24, 2023 06:43 PM (7sRwU)

28 TikToker says she showered only 37 times in 2022, and she doesn't smell.
.........

How many times did she wipe her butt?

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 06:43 PM (v0R5T)

29 Many of them live in the inlets of fromunda.

I'm dying here.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 06:43 PM (4I/2K)

30 PRO TIP: When you have to explain why you don't stink you've already lost the argument.

There is no doodoo, only try.

Posted by: constipated yoda at January 24, 2023 06:43 PM (ppBhU)

31 They should call in a expert like bai-din to sniff her.

Posted by: Eromero at January 24, 2023 06:43 PM (0OP+5)

32 Still wondering what Churro Grrrl's actual job was, but it all looked very nice, and not at all intense or crunchy like a real tech job is.

Posted by: gp Is Moving Toward An Attempted Controlled Unwind Position at January 24, 2023 06:43 PM (24fqN)

33 And yes, xenophrocks is right. They aren't gaslighting you, they don't even think you exist. The elites and hard left believe that despite clear evidence of vast American support for Trump in 2 straight elections, the number of conservatives is about 47 and they're the vast majority. They think any large outpouring of conservative voice is Russian bots.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 06:44 PM (0hOvj)

34 WHAT DID SHE DO THERE?

If she can't really answer that question, then it's no wonder she was let go.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 06:40 PM (BpYfr)


This.
What value did you bring to the company?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 06:44 PM (anj39)

35 Frankly, Aella looks a bit too corpse-like for my taste.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2023 06:44 PM (guGkK)

36 Aella's natural skin tone is not white. That is the film of cheese like substance that covers her entire body.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 24, 2023 06:42 PM (WAW1o)


Just run her through one of those do it yourself car wash places and don't scrimp on the suds.

Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2023 06:44 PM (gmo/4)

37 She also added she does not use body moisturiser as she lives in a humid area
.........

I bet there is some other weird things living in her "humid area".

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 06:45 PM (v0R5T)

38 The OnlyFans woman reminds a bit of Maureen Ponderosa from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."

I'd check for a dead tooth...(a running gag on the show was Maureen's bad breath due to that dead tooth)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 06:45 PM (BpYfr)

39 23 Aella's natural skin tone is not white. That is the film of cheese like substance that covers her entire body.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 24, 2023 06:42 PM (WAW1o)

so you're saying it's like vernix?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:45 PM (ynpvh)

40 Kirk is a freaky freak!

Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2023 06:45 PM (gmo/4)

41 Using Guinness to make beer battered fish and the batter looks like it's for mocha cake, lol

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 24, 2023 06:45 PM (BtmcP)

42 I bet there is some other weird things living in her "humid area".
Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 06:45 PM (v0R5T)



She's got more yeast than a Dunkin's Donuts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2023 06:46 PM (guGkK)

43 Uranus jokes are the best.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 24, 2023 06:46 PM (AiZBA)

44 A "truth and reconciliation process" is about the only thing that will save the deranged minds of the leftists and thus the country. The papers and websites will still die off but that's fine with me.

Posted by: Ultra pj at January 24, 2023 06:46 PM (G1dq6)

45 This.
What value did you bring to the company?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 06:44 PM (anj39)
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I'm reasonably sure I bring more value to the university where I work and we don't get churros on demand, though we do sometimes get massage chairs a couple of times a year.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 06:46 PM (BpYfr)

46 Kirk is a freaky freak!
Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2023 06:45 PM (gmo/4)

Yeoman Rand knew what Starfleet Captains needed.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 06:46 PM (4I/2K)

47 All these tech workers showcasing thier luxe office buildings chillin', relaxin', sippin', sure don't show much "work" in their Day in The Life of crap.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 24, 2023 06:46 PM (iyVGU)

48 30 PRO TIP: When you have to explain why you don't stink you've already lost the argument.

There is no doodoo, only try.

Posted by: constipated yoda at January 24, 2023 06:43 PM (ppBhU)

Maybe she uses Lumi from those commercials...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:47 PM (ynpvh)

49 Yeoman Rand knew what Starfleet Captains needed.

Very short skirts and beehive hairdos?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 06:47 PM (0hOvj)

50 Um . . . IIRC that is Aella Girl, who is also famous for dripping LSD weekly for a year in college.
Apparently she got a whole freaking lot of it and thought it would go bad or something.


Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2023 06:47 PM (xhaym)

51 She's a mortuary 8.

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 06:47 PM (v0R5T)

52 In Russia the Decembrists were young nobles mostly

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 06:47 PM (xhxe8)

53 She kinda looks like an actress/celebrity, not sure which one.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 24, 2023 06:48 PM (KAi1n)

54

24 The top question tomorrow is what documents are in Kamala's house or garage?
Posted by: Eeyore at January 24, 2023 06:42 PM (TgBWG)

Positive spin 'cause the assumption is she can't read.

Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2023 06:48 PM (j4U/Z)

55 Bread's done!

Posted by: Aella the Whore at January 24, 2023 06:48 PM (IYY/C)

56 All these tech workers showcasing thier luxe office buildings chillin', relaxin', sippin', sure don't show much "work" in their Day in The Life of crap.

Judging by her desk, her work is checking emails and social media for dank memes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 06:48 PM (0hOvj)

57 Google snowflake, "How are we ever supposed to feel safe again?" These people evidently exist to piss me off.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 24, 2023 06:48 PM (oWBc3)

58 Peak Yeoman Rand brings back many happy times of my youth.

Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2023 06:48 PM (gmo/4)

59 Aella is a 6 with filter and makeup. 7 tops. In real life, you’d want to put a bag over her head.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 24, 2023 06:48 PM (s9/68)

60 46 Kirk is a freaky freak!
Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2023 06:45 PM (gmo/4)

Yeoman Rand knew what Starfleet Captains needed.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 06:46 PM (4I/2K)

Was she known as Yeoman Randy?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:48 PM (ynpvh)

61 Kinda looks like Drew Barrymore.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, hoarder and wrecker at January 24, 2023 06:49 PM (IYY/C)

62 I have my own Jeff Bezo's layoff story.

I built a production facility for Amazon a couple of years ago, the idea was for Amazon to do a QVC style web show for Prime Day, we completed the facility and were in the commissioning and training phase when Bezos showed up for a visit.

Apparently he was not in the fully in the loop with this particular project, when he showed up and was brought up to speed with what the plan was, he said, nope, we aren't doing this, and left.

Two days later, the entire staff was notified there would only be one Prime show and that they would be laid off and and compensated.

Anyway, I got a nice bonus out of the gig.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2023 06:49 PM (up/3i)

63 "How are we supposed to ever feel safe again?" one employee asked, telling the higher-ups that "psychological safety is paramount."

Good Lord. How far we have fallen.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 24, 2023 06:49 PM (Xrfse)

64 In real life, you’d want to put a bag over her head.

In real life you'd want a rebreather over yours

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 06:49 PM (0hOvj)

65 Mental health consultant Shen traveled from Brooklyn to Atlanta to protest the creation of 'cop city' -- which has sparked violent clashes after a protestor was shot dead after allegedly shooting a Georgia State Police officer.
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Crossed state lines! Crossed state lines!

Posted by: Ranting AntiFa, re Kyle Rittenhouse at January 24, 2023 06:49 PM (nEklA)

66 54

24 The top question tomorrow is what documents are in Kamala's house or garage?
Posted by: Eeyore at January 24, 2023 06:42 PM (TgBWG)

Positive spin 'cause the assumption is she can't read.

Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2023 06:48 PM (j4U/Z)

YOu need to wear gloves...very sticky documents.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:49 PM (ynpvh)

67 Uranus jokes are the best.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 24, 2023 06:46 PM (AiZBA)
.........

Especially in the morning.

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 06:50 PM (v0R5T)

68 "famous for dripping LSD"

Dripping? I recently read an article on Buck Dharma's website about a sound engineer who came across a vintage keyboard that had some old, old acid on it. Somehow he absorbed a bit through his skin. Not a total freak-out, but enough to let you know that LSD does have a loooong shelf-life.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 24, 2023 06:51 PM (KAi1n)

69 67 Uranus jokes are the best.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 24, 2023 06:46 PM (AiZBA)
.........

Especially in the morning.

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 06:50 PM (v0R5T)

I'm pretty sure Klingon free.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:51 PM (ynpvh)

70 Google chick seems just another useless pair of tits on a chair, and they aren't particularly impressive either.

Posted by: So does like 90% of the tech workforce just leech resources and produce nothing of value? Or is it j at January 24, 2023 06:51 PM (II3Gr)

71 Many argonauts perished in the Inlets of Fromunda.

Sad.

Anyway...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at January 24, 2023 06:51 PM (UQUAY)

72 She grew up in the three-bedroom $810k family home in Princetown, New Jersey, before moving to a one bed $500k Brooklyn apartment.”

Those are cheap for those neighborhoods. A rich bitch this girl ain’t. Bitch, yes. Rich? Nah.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 24, 2023 06:51 PM (s9/68)

73 Has anyone coined a term for the crybaby Google tear-shedders?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2023 06:51 PM (nEklA)

74 We need a professional pedophile and hair sniffer to verify and fact check, like Joey Biden.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 24, 2023 06:52 PM (u4CEu)

75 My shit don't stink.

Posted by: Aella, 27 at January 24, 2023 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

76 Call me an incorrigible horndog if you must, but I'd hit it...






WITH TWO HUNDRED GALLONS OF INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH DETERGENT!!!!!

Posted by: CppThis at January 24, 2023 06:52 PM (PZvjL)

77 Her head is shaped like Mr. Peanut.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 24, 2023 06:52 PM (wNDOJ)

78 At the urging of Gov. Ron DeSantis' budget office, Florida's public universities are being required to submit detailed information on services they provide to people seeking gender-affirming treatment.
The request comes weeks after DeSantis and House Speaker Paul Renner issued a similar demand for records on how much each university spends on diversity initiatives and activities related to critical race theory. It also follows action in November by Florida's medical boards to prohibit doctors from performing surgical and other gender-affirming treatments on patients under 18 years old.


In the Before Time, this was called Oversight.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2023 06:52 PM (yQpMk)

79 Nicole's two videos remind me of Oscar Wilde on the death of Little Nell. Only a heart of stone could watch them without laughter.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 24, 2023 06:52 PM (TgBWG)

80 House Republicans want to weaken that critical energy security option
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy


"Drawing down our strategic reserve to buy votes," and "drawing down our strategic reserve to give it to China," is now "energy security."

How much doublespeak is too much?

Posted by: mikeski at January 24, 2023 06:53 PM (P1f+c)

81
As I write this, the local SF Bay Area news channels (5 & 7) are broadcasting live the self-flagellation of the politicians over the Half Moon shootings.

The wailing now includes the farm worker status of the victims, even how they suffer from the floods in the Salinas area. Gavin Newsom is pushing gun control in his overly sanctimonious way; "Only in America".

Listening to him ramble, I realize now he is stupider than I thought.

Posted by: Arbalest at January 24, 2023 06:53 PM (FlRtG)

82 I just saw a commercial for the rehash of "Night Court". I have a feeling another funny show is going to be fucked up in the remake.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 06:53 PM (lz5hY)

83 Those "worker" vids purporting to show "a day in the life" sort of bullsht at *big tech company*

... are bullshit. It's about the exact same narration and voice overs for every one of them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2023 06:53 PM (Q4IgG)

84 Aella is a 6 with filter and makeup. 7 tops. In real life, you’d want to put a bag over her head.

Posted by: Elric Blade

An Arbys 6.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 24, 2023 06:53 PM (u4CEu)

85 Uranus jokes are the best.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 24, 2023 06:46 PM (AiZBA)
.........

Especially in the morning.
Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 06:50 PM (v0R5T)

Clean me in the morning,
Then just walk away
We don't have tomorrow
But we had yesterday

Posted by: Uranus Ross at January 24, 2023 06:54 PM (4I/2K)

86 If I miss 2 showers a year I would be amazed, really think last year didn't miss a day. And if I do usually it's to sick to move ( that hasn't happened for some time.

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 06:54 PM (xhxe8)

87 I want to see Google girl when her key card stops working at the front door and she calls security to let her in and they bring her a box of her stuff.

Posted by: huerfano at January 24, 2023 06:54 PM (dTFZY)

88 63 "How are we supposed to ever feel safe again?" one employee asked, telling the higher-ups that "psychological safety is paramount."

Good Lord. How far we have fallen.
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I attribute this to the decline of the use of oubliettes.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 24, 2023 06:54 PM (fs1hN)

89 "How are we supposed to ever feel safe again?" one employee asked, telling the higher-ups that "psychological safety is paramount."


Wait till the Gods of the Copybook Headings arrive.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 24, 2023 06:54 PM (sAmhv)

90 In real life, you’d want to put a bag over her head.

I don't understand this comment. Yes, I get what it means but why "date" the woman - note the euphemism. If you can't stand to look at her or prior to sex- talk to her, just get some sex dill and shove penis into slot a.

Good night everyone

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2023 06:55 PM (tXLuY)

91 She's a Golden Corral 8.

Posted by: I've got bad news for you at January 24, 2023 06:55 PM (5H4hd)

92 All these tech workers showcasing thier luxe office buildings chillin', relaxin', sippin', sure don't show much "work" in their Day in The Life of crap.
---
A day in the life of "Perfessor" Squirrel involves: troubleshooting problems for faculty in the learning management system, planning a conference in 7 weeks, answering more emails from faculty, attending a staff meeting where we discuss our strategic plan for growth, and also having lunch with one my best friends. Then I come home to my 5 cats and hang out with you guys...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 06:55 PM (BpYfr)

93 Doll not dill.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2023 06:55 PM (tXLuY)

94 In California are they still crying racism in all these mass murderers

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 06:56 PM (xhxe8)

95 If I miss 2 showers a year I would be amazed

I'd miss several days in a row when camping in my youth, but not when I was in civilization.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 06:56 PM (0hOvj)

96 Using Guinness to make beer battered fish and the batter looks like it's for mocha cake, lol
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion


Some of the recipes I've seen use ice-cold seltzer water and a shot of good vodka.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 24, 2023 06:56 PM (XF9Gj)

97 Oakland music video shoot erupts in gun fire.

I'm guessing more "white supremacists".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2023 06:56 PM (bW8dp)

98 Aella looks French

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 06:57 PM (xhxe8)

99 53 She kinda looks like an actress/celebrity, not sure which one.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 24, 2023 06:48 PM (KAi1n)

Mary Louise Parker

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 24, 2023 06:57 PM (OX9vb)

100 84 An Arbys 6.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 24, 2023 06:53 PM (u4CEu)


Their potato cakes were magnificent. Then the villains took them away. The sammiches are okay I suppose, but take away the potato cakes and what's the point really?

Posted by: CppThis at January 24, 2023 06:57 PM (PZvjL)

101 I'm reasonably sure I bring more value to the university where I work and we don't get churros on demand, though we do sometimes get massage chairs a couple of times a year.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 06:46 PM (BpYfr)


Being an adjunct, I have to hot desk with three others. It's getting grim though. Another round of cuts coming. But they are as woke as can be.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 06:57 PM (anj39)

102 https://tinyurl.com/2ubvdtyt
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

That's 2nd posting

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 06:57 PM (xhxe8)

103 During an all-hands meeting on Monday, Google employees who made it through the latest round of mass layoffs inundated CEO Sundar Pichai with requests to help preserve their mental well-being.
In lieu of potential further job cuts, many workers called on Google executives to put their "psychological safety" first, according to Insider.


Bwahahahahahahaha! Wait. Bwahahahahahahaha!! The universe doesn't give a shit about your mental wellbeing.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel Lamont is the best Lamont at January 24, 2023 06:57 PM (SlNuN)

104 In the Before Time, this was called Oversight.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2023 06:52 PM (yQpMk)
---
Saw an article this morning about how teachers in FL are freaking out because they will have to throw out their classroom libraries. In reality, they need to have their texts evaluated for their educational value for students. "Woke" texts will go bye-bye. Texts that are more inline with traditional Western canon will probably survive.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 06:57 PM (BpYfr)

105 Aella looks French

Posted by: Skip

Why? Did she put her hands over her head?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 24, 2023 06:57 PM (u4CEu)

106 An Arbys 6.

That's fair.

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at January 24, 2023 06:57 PM (Xrfse)

107 > just get some sex dill

Wouldn't Rosemary work better?

Or maybe Basil, if you swing that way.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2023 06:58 PM (bW8dp)

108 Aella wouldn't measure up in Khazakhstan. The national anthem played in the Borat movie say they have cleanest prostitutes.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 06:58 PM (lz5hY)

109 and me gaining all-day erections that quiver at the vibrational frequency of elemental Krypton

Krypton's Atomic number is 36, and its Atomic mass is 83.798 u.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher, Ensign, UFP Starfleet at January 24, 2023 06:58 PM (a3Q+t)

110 Aella looks French
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 06:57 PM (xhxe

Smells Somali.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 06:58 PM (anj39)

111 I'm curious what that brunette's picture looks like without all the filters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 06:58 PM (0hOvj)

112 I'm reasonably sure I bring more value to the university where I work and we don't get churros on demand, though we do sometimes get massage chairs a couple of times a year.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 06:46 PM (BpYfr)



Pfft. We have these little cans of Pringles in the lunchroom and they're free for the taking. FREE, I TELL YOU!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2023 06:59 PM (guGkK)

113 "psychological safety is paramount."
-------
*?!*

Time to reconsider lobotomies?
You'll never have to worry again.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2023 06:59 PM (oLF0J)

114 Being an adjunct, I have to hot desk with three others. It's getting grim though. Another round of cuts coming. But they are as woke as can be.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 06:57 PM (anj39)
---
I'm full-time staff and get a full-time desk, though I do share my office space with others.

Funnily enough, the lowest-paid members of our team get their own private offices...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 06:59 PM (BpYfr)

115 A sex-worker? And she's not showering?


I think my Old French Whore is dead.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2023 07:00 PM (yQpMk)

116 I think my Old French Whore is dead.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2023 07:00 PM (yQpMk)



The Old French Whore she ain't what she used to be.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2023 07:01 PM (guGkK)

117 > I think my Old French Whore is dead.

Go tell Aunt Rhody
Go tell Aunt Rhody
Go tell Aunt Rhody
The Old French Whore is dead.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2023 07:01 PM (bW8dp)

118 > just get some sex dill

Wouldn't Rosemary work better?

Or maybe Basil, if you swing that way.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2023 06:58 PM (bW8dp)

Happens all the Thyme.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 07:01 PM (4I/2K)

119 We have a lot of very chivalrous men here, and also a lot of incorrigible horndogs

Objection! Presents facts not in evidence.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2023 07:01 PM (a3Q+t)

120 It just occurred to me to wonder what the surcharge was when a "sex worker" was called to Brian Stelter's suite in Davos.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 24, 2023 07:01 PM (TgBWG)

121 Would Joy kill her child if they turned not Dem?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 24, 2023 07:02 PM (BR6NL)

122 the remaining workers (workers? let's say employees) at Google demand "psychological safety" and want a promise that no one will ever be fired ever again.
________________

Think of the fun you could have if you could hack their corporate computers and summon random people on short notice to unscheduled meetings with HR, and imagine them messing themselves.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:02 PM (YCJaU)

123 93 Doll not dill.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2023 06:55 PM (tXLuY)

LOL, I was curious...dill curious. I'm not up on all the latest "games," thought I had missed something.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 24, 2023 07:02 PM (OX9vb)

124 In lieu of potential further job cuts, many workers called on Google executives to put their "psychological safety" first, according to Insider.


Gawd.
Try work a pot line in an aluminum reduction plant in the summer...and be happy as hell you have the job. Miserable little skanks.
Or better het, go back to your own country and let us know how it's going.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:02 PM (anj39)

125 A sex-worker? And she's not showering?

It's streaming, not Smell-O-Vision

Posted by: And thank God for that at January 24, 2023 07:02 PM (s2na+)

126 Yeoman Rand knew what Starfleet Captains needed.
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Making coffee using a hand-phaser??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 24, 2023 07:02 PM (Vwz3I)

127 Imagine Google fired everyone that wasn't maintaining their current services and selling advertising.

Would anyone even notice?

If not...you should be very worried about your job if you are at google...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2023 07:03 PM (lc5cP)

128 A story showing Joy Behar to a picture of a somewhat attractive sex worker is enough to hurt a guy. Be better Ace, please

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 24, 2023 07:03 PM (dHzaG)

129

Hard hearts and high standards.

Her mouth, though, does look like the Joker's.

Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2023 07:03 PM (j4U/Z)

130 "They made governance more difficult for an administration headed by an unusually erratic and unusually inexperienced president."

Unusually inexperienced, Mike?! That is the definition of your guys, buddy. The only thing Trump was inexperienced at is judging the level of corruption of Sodom on Potomac and their ungovernable three-letter Stasi agencies. Otherwise, Trump was the most effective Chief Exec since Ronaldus.

Posted by: Danimal28 at January 24, 2023 07:03 PM (ryUqI)

131 the remaining workers (workers? let's say employees) at Google demand "psychological safety" and want a promise that no one will ever be fired ever again.
---
Are they unionized? If not, why not?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 07:03 PM (BpYfr)

132 I've often wondered about that when gazing at movies about people from the pre-bath era (say, 1900) getting together in close proximity and, if it is a romantic movie, enthusiastically embracing each other. The only thing I can think of is either those movies are lying or their brains are adapted to tolerate the odor that we all know was there.

Posted by: Caliban at January 24, 2023 07:03 PM (ni2c1)

133 Aella, 27, from Idaho, claims she doesn't smell because of 'microbiome' balance
_________________

C'mon. She probably smells like a tuna boat in August.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:04 PM (YCJaU)

134 That sex-worker is a tranny and ace is trying to trick you guys into saying you'd bone a dude.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 24, 2023 07:04 PM (7sRwU)

135 It's almost as if lack of accountability leads to greater crimes.

@ARLnowDOTcom
BREAKING: Former Arlington teachers union president arrested in Fairfax County

"charged with embezzling more than $400,000 ... She was taken to the county’s jail and later released on an unsecured bond"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 24, 2023 07:04 PM (XF9Gj)

136 Google loves and trusts Big Government (Democrats and Republicans like Mitt Romney) and thinks Big Government loves it back. Big Government gives Google all Google needs.
However, for some mysterious reason Big Government is no longer saying it loves Google and wants more and more lately. How long until Big Government starts bringing customers home?

Posted by: PG at January 24, 2023 07:04 PM (84jHt)

137 Or better het, go back to your own country and let us know how it's going.

In America 2.0, there should be so few workers brought in "because Americans don't have the skills" that you could know their names.

A Fermi or Einstein? Sure.

A million "Habib Sharma"s? No.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2023 07:05 PM (lc5cP)

138

Or better het, go back to your own country and let us know how it's going.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:02 PM (anj39)

Lots of job openings in Ukraine.

Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2023 07:05 PM (j4U/Z)

139 thank you Danimal28, it needed to be said!

so tired of that crypto-nevertrump bulls#i7, there are no words.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 24, 2023 07:06 PM (XzIdt)

140 I've often wondered about that when gazing at movies about people from the pre-bath era (say, 1900) getting together in close proximity and, if it is a romantic movie, enthusiastically embracing each other. The only thing I can think of is either those movies are lying or their brains are adapted to tolerate the odor that we all know was there.
Posted by: Caliban at January 24, 2023 07:03 PM (ni2c1)
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If you are fully immersed in that, you probably don't even notice the smell. Even today, there are certain ethnic groups that carry a distinctive, powerful fragrance, but when they get together they don't even seem to notice or care.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 07:06 PM (BpYfr)

141
Who exactly, you ask? Just 'a Virginia family.' No one in particular, mind you...

@WashTimes
Virginia family sentenced for conspiracy to compel forced labor of Pakistani woman for 12 years
Posted by: weft cut-loop


The Virginia Slims

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2023 07:06 PM (63Dwl)

142 and me gaining all-day erections that quiver at the vibrational frequency of elemental Krypton

Krypton's Atomic number is 36, and its Atomic mass is 83.798 u.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher, Ensign, UFP Starfleet at January 24, 2023 06:58 PM (a3Q+t)
_____________

Pssst. Don't tell him krypton is mono-atomic, and hence has no vibrational modes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:06 PM (YCJaU)

143 Gawd.
Try work a pot line in an aluminum reduction plant in the summer...and be happy as hell you have the job. Miserable little skanks.
Or better het, go back to your own country and let us know how it's going.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:02

Or laying asphalt next to 1200 degree blast furnace when it is 105 F and the f*cking deer flys are biting the shit out of you.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 24, 2023 07:06 PM (Ost2s)

144 If she smells, it means there's something wrong with you.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 24, 2023 07:06 PM (BR6NL)

145 In America 2.0, there should be so few workers brought in "because Americans don't have the skills" that you could know their names.

A Fermi or Einstein? Sure.

A million "Habib Sharma"s? No.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2023 07:05 PM (lc5cP)



Admission and citizenship by specific legislation only.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2023 07:07 PM (yQpMk)

146 The only thing I can think of is either those movies are lying or their brains are adapted to tolerate the odor that we all know was there.

Its a bit of a myth that people didn't bathe much in the past.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 07:07 PM (0hOvj)

147 C'mon. She probably smells like a tuna boat in August.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

A shit house door on a tuna boat in August.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 24, 2023 07:07 PM (u4CEu)

148 > Try work a pot line in an aluminum reduction plant in the summer

Slime line in a salmon cannery.

Loading box cars in an unairconditioned furniture factory. In the South.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2023 07:07 PM (bW8dp)

149 82 I just saw a commercial for the rehash of "Night Court". I have a feeling another funny show is going to be fucked up in the remake.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 06:53 PM (lz5hY)

Looks like judge is a woman and Dan's transitioned...to public defender...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:08 PM (ynpvh)

150 Fascinating @fasc1nate · 9h
A New York City police officer comes face-to-face with Ming, a 350 lb tiger secretly living in an apartment in Harlem in 2003. Read more: https://bit.ly/3vmhlGh

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 24, 2023 07:08 PM (Vwz3I)

151 That Asain Google girl really believed in Ecstatic Capitalism. Some people will believe in anything.

Posted by: Caliban at January 24, 2023 07:08 PM (ni2c1)

152 Look up Johnathan Roumie on IMDB. He was surviving making voice overs, basically. Then he wasn't making it and was out of money and food. Turned his life over to Christ and a month later, was hired to play Jesus. And who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 24, 2023 07:08 PM (4IUUf)

153 Yeoman Rand knew what Starfleet Captains needed.


Scotty's engines weren't the only things on the Enterprise that did warp things.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:08 PM (anj39)

154 C'mon. She probably smells like a tuna boat in August.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

A shit house door on a tuna boat in August.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 24, 2023 07:07 PM (u4CEu)
_______________

Good point. I stand corrected. Preferably upwind of her.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:08 PM (YCJaU)

155 Wonder if upper management at Google looks at what they have for employees and realize how stupid their hiring practices were.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 24, 2023 07:08 PM (N6MZz)

156 Only fans gal I'd playing to her market. She needed a way to diffentiate and decided to go the nomadic Bedouin route. Except, of course, she obviously knows what a razor is.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 24, 2023 07:09 PM (1EFfL)

157 Perhaps a bit of cheery newz...

William Dale Zulock and Zachary Jacoby Zulock are the two sickos out of Georgia who were somehow able to adopt and then abuse two young boys, allegedly filming their sexual predations and even pimping the boys out to other pedophiles. And now they’re locked up in prison, where they are most definitely not having a good time of it.

Seems prison sex ain't to their liken'

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2023 07:09 PM (Q4IgG)

158 just get some sex dill

Just sprinkle a pinch in your underwear and your pickle will be in fine fettle.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 24, 2023 07:10 PM (ppBhU)

159 Loading box cars in an unairconditioned furniture factory. In the South.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2023 07:07 PM (bW8dp)


Dude!
About that scratch on my dining room table...

Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:10 PM (anj39)

160 156 Only fans gal I'd playing to her market. She needed a way to diffentiate and decided to go the nomadic Bedouin route. Except, of course, she obviously knows what a razor is.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 24, 2023 07:09 PM (1EFfL)

I thought shaving wasn't natural either...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:10 PM (ynpvh)

161 Imagine Google fired everyone that wasn't maintaining their current services and selling advertising.

Would anyone even notice?
Posted by: 18-1


Everyone would. Suddenly you'd be able to search for things that didn't fit the narrative.

Or are you including the censors in "maintaining their current services?" I figured those would just be the people replacing the disk drives in their 5 grabillion RAID arrays, or drawing a new Google Doodle for every fake holiday.

Posted by: mikeski at January 24, 2023 07:10 PM (P1f+c)

162 >> 13 Aella, from Idaho. I'd hit it.

>> With a UV light and Lysol.

LOL

Posted by: 40 Miles North at January 24, 2023 07:10 PM (uWF4x)

163 Yes, she's fine. She's an unremarkable-looking girl who is not overweight and bought tastefully-sized breast implants.


Have her bathed and shaved and brought to my tent.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (yQpMk)

164
147 C'mon. She probably smells like a tuna boat in August.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

A shit house door on a tuna boat in August.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 24, 2023 07:07 PM (u4CEu)

148 > Try work a pot line in an aluminum reduction plant in the summer

Slime line in a salmon cannery.

Loading box cars in an unairconditioned furniture factory. In the South.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2023 07:07 PM (bW8dp)

Aw, jeez, another Yorkshireman thread.

Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (j4U/Z)

165 By the way, Bedouin Only Fans gal obviously showers regularly, otherwise, she'd probably show significant razor burn or stubble.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (1EFfL)

166 Seems prison sex ain't to their liken'
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2023 07:09 PM (Q4IgG)

I cry.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (OX9vb)

167 That Asain Google girl really believed in Ecstatic Capitalism. Some people will believe in anything.

I suspect she'd tell you she believes in socialism. As she cashed her checks for her BS job at Google and spend the money on goods made in China by slaves.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (lc5cP)

168 The Washington Post began firing staffers Tuesday as the Jeff Bezos-owned broadsheet suffers declines in advertising revenue and readership, the paper announced.

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Learn to Upskill! $20, same as in town ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (BDDnd)

169 My daughter lives in LA. For all the laid back groovy ness, businesses do not hesitate to throw you down the stairs when they're done with you.

Not even cab fare on the dresser.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (nnp+f)

170
In California are they still crying racism in all these mass murderers
Posted by: Skip


Saw a tweet on TV from some doofus claiming the Asians who kill other Asians have been brainwashed by White Supremacists to commit the deed.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (63Dwl)

171 just get some sex dill

Just sprinkle a pinch in your underwear and your pickle will be in fine fettle.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 24, 2023 07:10 PM (ppBhU)

60% of the time, it works every time! Pungent!

Posted by: How To Score With Chicks at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (4I/2K)

172 Look up Johnathan Roumie on IMDB. He was surviving making voice overs, basically. Then he wasn't making it and was out of money and food. Turned his life over to Christ and a month later, was hired to play Jesus. And who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 24, 2023 07:08 PM (4IUUf)
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God does work in mysterious ways. One of my best friends in college became a devout Christian. A few months ago he gets shitcanned from a shitty job because a woke employee overheard him having a conversation about trannies at work. Nothing derogatory, but my friend was "let go." Then two months later he gets a dream job working where I work and we reconnect again. Definitely the hand of God involved.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (BpYfr)

173 I know folks that worked the pot line. My husband had the better job though. He had a business rebuilding the pot channels for Reynolds.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (4IUUf)

174
Well, I'll say this much for Googly. They made the Spruce Goose hangar look a hell of a lot better than the last time I was in there nearly 20 years ago. Looked like there was an army of raccoons living in it, crapping all over the piles of dirt and dust.

Even worse was one of the side buildings (now used by YooToob) where I was doing some work while we temporarily rented the place. I was actually afraid to go into the offices, expecting that the wooden floor was rotted away to nothing.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (n+4am)

175 You can go a long time with few showers and not get sick. But yeah...the smell.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2023 07:12 PM (lc5cP)

176 Until she gets a new "job", I predict that the laid-off Google employee is going to get fat. Really fat. Gung Hay REALLY FAT Choy.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 24, 2023 07:12 PM (3AR13)

177 Has no one here worked a farm during potato harvest? Freaking skunks gag at that odor.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 24, 2023 07:12 PM (1EFfL)

178 Also note that Miss I Don't Stink has a snaggle tooth.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 24, 2023 07:12 PM (nnp+f)

179 Blood Sugar Sex Dill is one of the better RHCP albums.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2023 07:12 PM (bW8dp)

180 "How are we supposed to ever feel safe again?" one employee asked, telling the higher-ups that "psychological safety is paramount."

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They don't already have Safe Space rooms filled with silly putty and crayons? Why do they H8 their employees?

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 24, 2023 07:13 PM (BDDnd)

181 What is so funny is that Google girl probably was canned because of her video.

She basically walked around all day, Gerri g snacks, eating and taking naps.

I love it. Keep up the great work. Mommy and Daddy are so proud.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 24, 2023 07:13 PM (6Tc2R)

182 175 You can go a long time with few showers and not get sick. But yeah...the smell.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2023 07:12 PM (lc5cP)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hib4n9RmFrQ

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:13 PM (ynpvh)

183 The way she's got her arm up you'd think you could see the refractive index gradients emanating from her armpit looking like those coming off of hot asphalt.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:13 PM (YCJaU)

184 Does Southern furniture stink?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2023 07:13 PM (63Dwl)

185 The Washington Post began firing staffers Tuesday as the Jeff Bezos-owned broadsheet suffers declines in advertising revenue and readership, the paper announced.

If you want the leftist take on whatever you can get it from a multitude of sources. It makes for a poor market for advertising.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2023 07:13 PM (lc5cP)

186 Also note that Miss I Don't Stink has a snaggle tooth.
Posted by: Regular joe at January 24, 2023 07:12 PM (nnp+f)



It's endearing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2023 07:14 PM (yQpMk)

187 Saw a tweet on TV from some doofus claiming the Asians who kill other Asians have been brainwashed by White Supremacists to commit the deed.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (63Dwl)



All is proceeding as we have foreseen.

Posted by: The White Supremacy National Coordinating Counsel at January 24, 2023 07:14 PM (guGkK)

188
Unloading cotton linter bales from a box car in 100 degree heat with a fork lift lighter than the bail.

I know, I know, "You had a forklift?"

Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2023 07:14 PM (j4U/Z)

189 Now, granted, I'm a guy and therefore more disgustinger. But if I get lazy and go a weeked - a weekend in which I do almost nothing - without a shower, I smell like the barkeep in Deadwood looks. There's no way this chick doesn't smell like a dead mouse in a crawlspace after a week and a half.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 24, 2023 07:14 PM (ppBhU)

190 That sex-worker is a tranny and ace is trying to trick you guys into saying you'd bone a dude.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 24, 2023 07:04 PM


Ace loves us, and would never do such a thing.

This Lamont dude, however ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2023 07:14 PM (a3Q+t)

191 The Google snowflake's boss says:

Hey Nicole, feel free to give me a call.

WTH is that? Say what you mean. Do you want her to call you? Ask her to call. Why do these people speak in such elliptical ways?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2023 07:15 PM (eOEVl)

192 I know folks that worked the pot line. My husband had the better job though. He had a business rebuilding the pot channels for Reynolds.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 24, 2023 07:11 PM (4IUUf)

Heh!
I worked a couple summers at the plant in Troutdale.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:15 PM (anj39)

193 the remaining workers (workers? let's say employees) at Google demand "psychological safety" and want a promise that no one will ever be fired ever again.
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Are they unionized? If not, why not?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


"We want all the protections of our imaginary union that we pay no dues to!"

Posted by: 1e100 minus 1 at January 24, 2023 07:15 PM (P1f+c)

194 "We have a lot of very chivalrous men here, and also a lot of incorrigible horndogs who would f*ck a snake if they could get it to hold still and accept the funnel, who will say the same thing: She's fine looking."

Well, I never!

She is neither particularly busty, nor redhead, and she has that greasy hair thing going on.

Plus, her face is weird.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 24, 2023 07:15 PM (CsVWE)

195 If I miss 2 showers a year I would be amazed
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I'd miss several days in a row when camping in my youth, but not when I was in civilization.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


MOPP 2 for 16 days back in 1991at the beginning of GW1 was probably the nastiest I've ever gotten.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 24, 2023 07:15 PM (3CCua)

196 Also note that Miss I Don't Stink has a snaggle tooth.

In Japan that's called a "fang" and is considered sexy. I'm not joking or doing a bit. It really is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 07:15 PM (0hOvj)

197 It was a little unclear about what "work" she actually did there. She took "meetings" in some fancy rooms at the facility, but didn't specify what she accomplished as a result of those meetings.

What were her deliverables? Did she make progress towards an end goal?

WHAT DID SHE DO THERE?

If she can't really answer that question, then it's no wonder she was let go.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 06:40 PM (BpYfr)

My guess is they are staff whores. No work, one day of meetings, then a dinner on the company dime and drinks. Since she's an empowered woman she likely goes home with someone.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 24, 2023 07:15 PM (eoQWY)

198 Seems prison sex ain't to their liken'
Posted by: Martini Farmer

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Obligatory - love is love

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 24, 2023 07:16 PM (8AONa)

199 In Japan that's called a "fang" and is considered sexy. I'm not joking or doing a bit. It really is.

No fang here; https://youtu.be/C0X3CLJVMJU

Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2023 07:16 PM (lc5cP)

200 She is neither particularly busty, nor redhead, and she has that greasy hair thing going on.

Plus, her face is weird.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 24, 2023 07:15 PM (CsVWE)



The elbows!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) looks around for his funnel at January 24, 2023 07:16 PM (yQpMk)

201 Worked at more than one miserable job in my life. These snowflakes make me sick.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 24, 2023 07:17 PM (Xrfse)

202 is so funny is that Google girl probably was canned because of her video.

She basically walked around all day, Gerri g snacks, eating and taking naps.


That can't be right. She made it clear that the layoffs were not performance based. They wouldn't lie.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2023 07:17 PM (eOEVl)

203 For a long time, I had said we should have the 1099s of all major media persons.
Because you know that they are taking bribes from all sorts of businesses, NGOs and even foreign governments.

But now I realize, even if they did most of this country wouldn't care as long as they're on the left.

How many of you have heard the list of major media people that went to Pedo Island? It's out there. The public doesn't care.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 24, 2023 07:17 PM (NeCi3)

204 You guys playing cards?

Posted by: Moon-faced TN Policewoman at January 24, 2023 07:17 PM (4I/2K)

205 I get the feeling that Big Tech, as stupid and inexperienced as their management is, saw Musk firing people and thought "hey, wait a second. I wonder if we can make more money by doing that?"

You know that these billionaires are very competitive. They look at each other (esp. in Big Tech) and don't want to be outdone.

I am willing to be Musk will have a bigger impact on Tech management than Jack Welch had on management in the industrial sector.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 24, 2023 07:18 PM (nQmdf)

206 Didn't read the content ,Didn't read the comments just here to say HI

Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2023 07:18 PM (Gxd3W)

207 fang fang bang bang

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 24, 2023 07:18 PM (Vwz3I)

208 175 Just the feeling, let alone the smell of not showering, is bad. It's like when you've been sick in bed for a couple days, get up, hit the rain room and put on fresh clothes. You feel a lot better. When I was a little kid and got sick, after a couple days Mom would dunk me in the tub, have me put on fresh PJs and bundle me up good. Out to the porch for fresh air I would go.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 07:18 PM (lz5hY)

209 Now, granted, I'm a guy and therefore more disgustinger. But if I get lazy and go a weeked - a weekend in which I do almost nothing - without a shower, I smell like the barkeep in Deadwood looks. There's no way this chick doesn't smell like a dead mouse in a crawlspace after a week and a half.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


No, you see, she keeps her odors "balanced." The dry desiccated smells cancel out the damp musty smells.

Posted by: mikeski thinks balancing them all with bleachy smells might work at January 24, 2023 07:18 PM (P1f+c)

210
Ewwwww.
I need a dirty woman.

Posted by: Pink'd at January 24, 2023 07:18 PM (iayUP)

211 Example of cute Japanese model ("Idol") with fang

https://youtu.be/ZWUoseFre7A

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 07:18 PM (0hOvj)

212 *bet

I am willing to bet.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 24, 2023 07:18 PM (nQmdf)

213 Worked the family ( inlaws ) hog farm in Oregon during summers.
That's an experience you'll take to the grave.

Posted by: Bosk at January 24, 2023 07:19 PM (ZVuYy)

214 Didn't read the content ,Didn't read the comments just here to say HI

Hawaii back at you. Hawaii very much.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 24, 2023 07:19 PM (ppBhU)

215 Joy Behar claimed that charges were only brought against Alec Baldwin because the DA is a Republican who hates Democrats.

The DA is a Democrat.

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It's all gaslighting gasstoving all the time.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 24, 2023 07:19 PM (BDDnd)

216 It was a little unclear about what "work" she actually did there. She took "meetings" in some fancy rooms at the facility, but didn't specify what she accomplished as a result of those meetings.
_______________

Department chairmen: "We missed you at the departmental meeting."

Me: "Yep. What did you guys decide?"

DC: "Well, we discussed blah blah and blah blah blah."

Me: "So if you didn't make any decisions, then I didn't miss anything, did I?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:19 PM (YCJaU)

217 Try work a pot line in an aluminum reduction plant in the summer...and be happy as hell you have the job. Miserable little skanks.
Or better het, go back to your own country and let us know how it's going.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:02

Or laying asphalt next to 1200 degree blast furnace when it is 105 F and the f*cking deer flys are biting the shit out of you.
Posted by: Beartooth
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Swabbing hot tar, on roofs, in August.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2023 07:19 PM (q0Hle)

218 Joy Behar claimed that charges were only brought against Alec Baldwin because the DA is a Republican who hates Democrats.

The DA is a Democrat.
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It's all gaslighting gasstoving all the time.
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 24, 2023 07:19 PM (BDDnd)
________________

Uh, Joy, have you ever heard of Sylvia Plath?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:20 PM (YCJaU)

219 I don't shower everyday anymore, dries out my skin, especially in the winter. I stopped because my feet were getting huge cracks in them. Every other day, sometime every third day. Feet are fine now.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 24, 2023 07:20 PM (76Foq)

220 MOPP 2 for 16 days back in 1991at the beginning of GW1 was probably the nastiest I've ever gotten.
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 24, 2023 07:15 PM (3CCua)


You beat me Bif. 13 was my limit.
Ugh!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:20 PM (anj39)

221 Safe space generation is about to learn there ain't no such thing.

After finding out how many oxygen thieves worked at Twitter, it looks like Google is about to divest of some of their own.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 24, 2023 07:20 PM (1EFfL)

222 "Worked the family ( inlaws ) hog farm in Oregon during summers.
That's an experience you'll take to the grave."
Posted by: Bosk

Oh my gosh! You poor thing!

Posted by: Tuna at January 24, 2023 07:21 PM (gLRfa)

223 "How are we supposed to ever feel safe again?"

Maybe you were not as safe as you thought.

Posted by: f at January 24, 2023 07:21 PM (iayUP)

224 Lots to unpack here.

"The commoner owes courtesy and deference to the noble, but the noble does not owe them back." This is not true in a stable system.

Noblesse oblige is what binds a feudal society together. It is imperfect, as there were a lot of peasant uprisings during feudal times. But it can work. The UK did the most with that, as the nobility served in the British Army and Royal Navy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 24, 2023 07:21 PM (u82oZ)

225 I don't shower everyday anymore, dries out my skin, especially in the winter.

"You need to moisturize!"
--Bill Burr

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 07:22 PM (0hOvj)

226 In Japan that's called a "fang" and is considered sexy. I'm not joking or doing a bit. It really is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 07:15 PM


Two of them makes a woman irresistible. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA and Cuck-CCP) at January 24, 2023 07:22 PM (a3Q+t)

227 40 Kirk is a freaky freak!
Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2023 06:45 PM (gmo/4)

Oh myyyy...NO!

He's an ass!!!

Posted by: George Takei at January 24, 2023 07:22 PM (CCSxw)

228 Wallace Idaho is famous for it's house of ill repute. One has been in operation there since the 1890's. I'm betting Aella was the Wallace High School Homecumming Queen.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:22 PM (anj39)

229
That can't be right. She made it clear that the layoffs were not performance based. They wouldn't lie.
Posted by: Archimedes
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I think her concept of 'being at work' is different than mine. Also, I do wonder what her job was.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2023 07:22 PM (q0Hle)

230 Didn't read the content ,Didn't read the comments just here to say HI

Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2023 07:18 PM (Gxd3W)

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Since moving to rural AZ a decade ago, I sound like a Texan -- usually now addressing everybody with either a "Howdy" or a "Pardner."

I should be wearing a cowboy hat with boots ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 24, 2023 07:22 PM (BDDnd)

231 At our gin one guy moved a 500 lb bale UP a ramp. With a handtruck. Of course he was a big guy and he did it all day long.

Posted by: Eromero at January 24, 2023 07:23 PM (0OP+5)

232 Example of cute Japanese model ("Idol") with fang


For awhile, the Brits were mocking Americans for their perfect teeth. I suspect this was more of a psychological protection mechanism because of all the American mockery of their teeth.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2023 07:23 PM (eOEVl)

233 222 "Worked the family ( inlaws ) hog farm in Oregon during summers.
That's an experience you'll take to the grave."
Posted by: Bosk

Oh my gosh! You poor thing!

Posted by: Tuna at January 24, 2023 07:21 PM (gLRfa)

Done some septic tank work...was not fun. It was summer, very hot, hours away from the nearest ocean, and here he was trying to sell me shrimp from his trunk. No thanks on many different levels.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:23 PM (ynpvh)

234 Back in medieval times people would bathe once a year in the castle moat King Harv dumped in.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 07:24 PM (lz5hY)

235 Every 9.8 days? Have Sheldon do the math.
Good work, Lamont!

Posted by: Holy Crap at January 24, 2023 07:24 PM (glGDV)

236 Hi, Ben Had!!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 24, 2023 07:24 PM (OX9vb)

237 Hawaii back at you. Hawaii very much.
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You're velcome.

Posted by: just the punchline at January 24, 2023 07:24 PM (Vwz3I)

238 I know people in Michigan who worked in a pickle factory 40 years ago and because of it have never touched a pickle since.

Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2023 07:24 PM (j4U/Z)

239 234 Back in medieval times people would bathe once a year in the castle moat King Harv dumped in.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 07:24 PM (lz5hY)

Whether they needed it or not...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:24 PM (ynpvh)

240 Also note that Miss I Don't Stink has a snaggle tooth.

In Japan that's called a "fang" and is considered sexy. I'm not joking or doing a bit. It really is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Fact check: true. The Japanese term is "yaeba."

https://tinyurl.com/jtyaeba

Posted by: mikeski knows this is also why Japan is full of vampires at January 24, 2023 07:24 PM (P1f+c)

241 Blake - semi lurker at large

Ya know, CDC, FDA, and Big Pharma need low-milage, laid off tech workers to test vaccines on. We can make this work, and it could be a win-win, if the tech deadwood helps make safer vaccines.

Yes, those workerslab rats may get their hair mussed. 10-20 million, tops.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 24, 2023 07:24 PM (u82oZ)

242 "How are we supposed to ever feel safe again?"


I think you are confused about my interest in your feelings of safety.

*looks out window, at field of f***s*

Nope, still barren and smooth as a baby's bottom.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2023 07:25 PM (eOEVl)

243 He said "Ignore the haters," then said you don't have to shower, and won't smell, if you just "keep your hands and @sshole clean."

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When there's no food or toilet paper to be had -- or by 2030 -- you will eat AND wipe with the bugzzzz, and you will be happy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 24, 2023 07:25 PM (BDDnd)

244 238 I know people in Michigan who worked in a pickle factory 40 years ago and because of it have never touched a pickle since.

Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2023 07:24 PM (j4U/Z)

Did anybody try to have sex with the pickle slicer?
https://jokes4us.com/winnersjokes/pickleslicerjoke.html

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:25 PM (ynpvh)

245 Yeah, it's why I still don't eat many eggs. The egg ranch was in the triple digits in the summer. And egg wrecks on the belt got smelly fast.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 24, 2023 07:25 PM (4IUUf)

246 Assume Kristen Dunst is still huge in Japan.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 24, 2023 07:25 PM (nnp+f)

247 I hear that the IRS is hiring.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2023 07:26 PM (1O1T3)

248 If you fire the deadwood desk types then you have no work for the massage therapists, baristas, zumba instructors, Michelin-rated chefs, life coaches, yoga leaders, koi pond cleaners and house musicians.

Before you know it, the only thing there is to do at work is, work.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2023 07:26 PM (guGkK)

249 The 27-year-old claims she does not 'stink' because of a 'microbiome' balance, which is a collection of bacteria and fungi FUNK{/b] which live on the body.

Posted by: Aella, 27 at January 24, 2023 07:26 PM (v0R5T)

250 uh-oh

Posted by: Aella, 27 at January 24, 2023 07:26 PM (v0R5T)

251 243 He said "Ignore the haters," then said you don't have to shower, and won't smell, if you just "keep your hands and @sshole clean."

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When there's no food or toilet paper to be had -- or by 2030 -- you will eat AND wipe with the bugzzzz, and you will be happy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 24, 2023 07:25 PM (BDDnd)

Write you're enemies names on smooth stones before you use them, just like the ancient Greeks did.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:26 PM (ynpvh)

252 228 Wallace Idaho is famous for it's house of ill repute. One has been in operation there since the 1890's. I'm betting Aella was the Wallace High School Homecumming Queen.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:22 PM (anj39)

Come to the PNW MOME and I'll tell you tales of Wallace ID.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 24, 2023 07:27 PM (Ost2s)

253 Top Pic LOLOLOL

Posted by: Secretary Buttgig, Transported at January 24, 2023 07:27 PM (vdqpj)

254 "Done some septic tank work"

Being a city boy I actually enjoyed it and learned a lot.
But the smell. Whoa nelly was that something. You eventually got used to it.
Family farmers are an amazing breed of people.
Salt of the earth.

Posted by: Bosk at January 24, 2023 07:27 PM (ZVuYy)

255 To everyone who's had an ultra smelly job you have my deepest appreciation....and condolences.

Posted by: Tuna at January 24, 2023 07:27 PM (gLRfa)

256 Ah

Okay, so maybe "snaggletooth" is an unfair translation. "Yaeba" literally means “multilayered” or “double” tooth, and describes the fanged look achieved when molars crowd the canines and push them forward.

Small elfin chin = high estrogen.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) looks around for his funnel at January 24, 2023 07:27 PM (yQpMk)

257 "Fact check: true. The Japanese term is "yaeba."
https://tinyurl.com/jtyaeba
Posted by: mikeski knows this is also why Japan is full of vampires"

Have they got a word for crazy eyes that point in two different directions?

Posted by: fd at January 24, 2023 07:28 PM (iayUP)

258 bacteria and funk

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 07:28 PM (v0R5T)

259 @NaCl...I like the way you think.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 24, 2023 07:28 PM (1EFfL)

260 Aella: "'If any random person who shampoos daily, stops shampooing, their hair will be horrible and greasy. But if you are persistent and careful, your body adjusts."

Lemme guess. One year outta the public, zero close contact experience in the meatspace. Little punk thinks her sh*t don't stink. Well just to let you know. Your sh*t does stink. It stinks like sh*t.

Posted by: MacGruber at January 24, 2023 07:28 PM (aXxgO)

261 I thought on my small screen she had a toothpick or something in her mouth

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 07:28 PM (xhxe8)

262 "How are we supposed to ever feel safe again?"

*******

I say sugar tits, how’s about you make me a sammich and I’ll give you all the safety you need

But first, you will blow me

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at January 24, 2023 07:28 PM (VTu1l)

263 LOL and how does one keep one's hands AND asshole clean? I can see one, but not the other.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at January 24, 2023 07:28 PM (BXxcV)

264 I hear that the IRS is hiring.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Only if you pay

Oh wait

Posted by: Miklos, governmental bean counter at January 24, 2023 07:28 PM (DcGz9)

265 >>>you don't have to shower, and won't smell, if you just "keep your hands and @sshole clean."

George Carlin had a list of 4 must clean areas: armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth.
https://inv.riverside.rocks/watch?v=-Y-yH_Qyipc

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 24, 2023 07:28 PM (gv7Yb)

266 254 "Done some septic tank work"

Being a city boy I actually enjoyed it and learned a lot.
But the smell. Whoa nelly was that something. You eventually got used to it.
Family farmers are an amazing breed of people.
Salt of the earth.

Posted by: Bosk at January 24, 2023 07:27 PM (ZVuYy)

Saw some surreal stuff, like the smiling plastic toy looking at me, floating in the liquid side...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:29 PM (ynpvh)

267 246 Assume Kristen Dunst is still huge in Japan.
Posted by: Regular joe at January 24, 2023 07:25 PM (nnp+f)

Kristen Dunst was right sexy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 24, 2023 07:29 PM (CsVWE)

268 Also note that Miss I Don't Stink has a snaggle tooth.
Posted by: Regular joe at January 24, 2023 07:12 PM (nnp+f)



Heavens to murgatroid!!!

Posted by: Snagglepuss at January 24, 2023 07:29 PM (KLPy8)

269 That picture at the top should have Sulu, not Kirk.

Just saying.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 24, 2023 07:29 PM (u82oZ)

270 WaPo, CNN, Twitter, Facebook, Google, Microsoft, Amazon, and...BlackRock?!?!

We have broken something in their system. You do NOT make cuts to your armies in the middle of an information war. Somehow the necessary money isn't being laundered.

Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2023 07:29 PM (CaJIi)

271 Wallace Idaho is famous for it's house of ill repute.



So is my house.

Posted by: Miklos of Ill repute at January 24, 2023 07:29 PM (JZ+h1)

272 if you just "keep your hands and @sshole clean."
-----------
He's stealing my move!

Posted by: the prophet Mo at January 24, 2023 07:29 PM (Vwz3I)

273 257 "Fact check: true. The Japanese term is "yaeba."
https://tinyurl.com/jtyaeba
Posted by: mikeski knows this is also why Japan is full of vampires"

Have they got a word for crazy eyes that point in two different directions?

Posted by: fd at January 24, 2023 07:28 PM (iayUP)

Chameleon?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:29 PM (ynpvh)

274 I was far from being a grunt and only spent a few days a couple times in "the field" in Nam (map overlay stuff). When I got "home" one time, some of the assholes in the hooch greeted me with a two can spray down of Right Guard.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 07:30 PM (lz5hY)

275 Oops, wrong Carlin link. Here's the right one for personal hygiene.
https://inv.riverside.rocks/watch?v=CgxDdsiXf8U

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 24, 2023 07:30 PM (gv7Yb)

276 I worked at KFC in high school for a while, cooking the chicken. Those 11 secret herbs and spices permeate the skin and the frying oil seals them in. Even my (then) bushy bushy blonde hair.

Still cannot eat that food.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 07:30 PM (4I/2K)

277 Before you know it, the only thing there is to do at work is, work.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2023 07:26 PM (guGkK)
____________

What a concept. I hated all the corporate birthdays, baby showers, and other wastes of time always ginned up by the secretaries. Sure, they love it, as hourly employees it gives them time to fart around, but as a salaried employee it just means I had to stay later to get my work done.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:30 PM (YCJaU)

278 "Done some septic tank work"


The HQs for one of the biggest Port-a-potty companies is in Puyallup WA. It really is a great job particularly for a young man or woman wanting to make good money. Imagine being 21 years old and making $90+k a year?
It is a good company.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:31 PM (anj39)

279
Posted by: Snagglepuss at January 24, 2023 07:29 PM (KLPy

Snagglepuss = vagina dentata?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:31 PM (ynpvh)

280 Kristen Dunst was right sexy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

GLARE

back to the thigh-high Senator Sexy Boots

Posted by: Kyrstin from AZ )Independent) at January 24, 2023 07:31 PM (9mq9j)

281 197. I know someone whose daughter works for Google and yes, that is what their workday is like. Meetings, spend some time in a cubicle working on adding to a project, more collaboration meetings all interspersed with eating,drinking (wine in the afternoon) and massages, gym, yoga.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 24, 2023 07:31 PM (N6MZz)

282 when I had my septic tank cleaned out at our old rental house I put one of my daughter's Barbies straddling the lifting lid before we backfilled.

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 07:32 PM (v0R5T)

283 George Carlin had a list of 4 must clean areas: armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth.
https://inv.riverside.rocks/watch?v=-Y-yH_Qyipc
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

need a Hot Water Heater

Posted by: Miklos, enjoying some Jumbo Shrimp at January 24, 2023 07:32 PM (JZ+h1)

284 Bath and bath! What is bath?!

Posted by: Aella of the Eymorgs at January 24, 2023 07:32 PM (yQpMk)

285 Have they got a word for crazy eyes that point in two different directions?
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2023 07:28 PM (iayUP)


In Japanese? Kamereon

Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2023 07:32 PM (xhaym)

286 In Japan that's called a "fang" and is considered sexy. I'm not joking or doing a bit. It really is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Fact check: true. The Japanese term is "yaeba."
https://tinyurl.com/jtyaeba
Posted by: mikeski


That's an old article; a comment from 2013:

"If this is truly a widespread cultural phenomenon with a large number of participants, then it is indicative of some sort of underlying societal problem with female self___ and body dysmorphia. The fact that this quasi-disfigurement service is offered by trained medical professionals seems bizarre and merits examination by psychiatric researchers in regards to the causes and effects of these inherently Japanese trends."

Old and busted: "Offering fake tooth caps is horrible disfigurement used to placate girls with body dysmorphia!"

New hotness: "She says she's a boy; chop off her tits!"

How things change in only a decade.

Posted by: mikeski wants to get off this ride at January 24, 2023 07:33 PM (P1f+c)

287 284 Bath and bath! What is bath?!

Posted by: Aella of the Eymorgs at January 24, 2023 07:32 PM (yQpMk)

A town in England.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:33 PM (ynpvh)

288 Behar is literally employed to read the script. I think they all are but you get a lot of juicy quotes from Behar. And she doesn't write that material. She's there to lull the masses of idiot women to sleep.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at January 24, 2023 07:33 PM (BXxcV)

289 Wallace Idaho is famous for it's house of ill repute. One has been in operation there since the 1890's. I'm betting Aella was the Wallace High School Homecumming Queen.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:22 PM (anj39)

Shack outside of La Grange, TX >> Wallace, ID

Posted by: a haw haw haw at January 24, 2023 07:33 PM (4I/2K)

290 Bath and bath! What is bath?!

Posted by: Aella of the Eymorgs at January 24, 2023 07:32 PM (yQpMk)

A town in England.
Posted by: jim

Knight of the Bath, or of the Garter?


Hmmmm

Posted by: Sir Miklos Raleigh at January 24, 2023 07:34 PM (9mq9j)

291 289 Wallace Idaho is famous for it's house of ill repute. One has been in operation there since the 1890's. I'm betting Aella was the Wallace High School Homecumming Queen.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:22 PM (anj39)

Shack outside of La Grange, TX >> Wallace, ID

Posted by: a haw haw haw at January 24, 2023 07:33 PM (4I/2K)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg9cNGHl-bg

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:34 PM (ynpvh)

292 197. I know someone whose daughter works for Google and yes, that is what their workday is like. Meetings, spend some time in a cubicle working on adding to a project, more collaboration meetings all interspersed with eating, drinking (wine in the afternoon) and massages, gym, yoga.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 24, 2023 07:31 PM (N6MZz)
________________

Apart from the meetings, it sounds like a great vacation spot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:34 PM (YCJaU)

293 The Google kiddies were the first people ever to get laid off.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 07:34 PM (8GeFp)

294 Posted by: Kyrstin from AZ )Independent)

You're past your sell by date lady.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 24, 2023 07:35 PM (76Foq)

295 Aella the Smella

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 07:35 PM (v0R5T)

296 I was far from being a grunt and only spent a few days a couple times in "the field" in Nam (map overlay stuff). When I got "home" one time, some of the assholes in the hooch greeted me with a two can spray down of Right Guard.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 07:30 PM (lz5hY)


As a brand new 2LT and platoon leader, the first direct order I had to give was to a kid from the back hills of North Carolina. I ordered him to take a shower or I'd let his roommates give him one.
That kid was nasty.
He didn't last long.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:35 PM (anj39)

297
Went out, had a quick bourbon with the neighbor, came back and noticed Ms. Stinkypants has a frontal quick-slide bra clasp up front.
The vibe is there. Y'all ain't feelin' it.

Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2023 07:35 PM (j4U/Z)

298 284 Bath and bath! What is bath?!

Posted by: Aella of the Eymorgs at January 24, 2023 07:32 PM (yQpMk)

A town in England.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:33 PM (ynpvh)
______________

And a very charming town, too. Built by the Romans.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:35 PM (YCJaU)

299 oh by the way, all those translate sites that will translate words into other languages that don't use roman script and helpfully display it in that languages symbols?

SCREW ALL OF YOU

If i could read Kanji or Hangul or Cyrillic or Armenian or Ge'ez I WOULD LOOK IT UP MYSELF
This is so fckunig woke and precious I could puke.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2023 07:36 PM (xhaym)

300 Apart from the meetings, it sounds like a great vacation spot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Pfft

Posted by: Air BnB staff at January 24, 2023 07:36 PM (bOZm1)

301 > I worked at KFC in high school for a while, cooking the chicken. Those 11 secret herbs and spices permeate the skin and the frying oil seals them in. Even my (then) bushy bushy blonde hair.

Still cannot eat that food.
_________

But... you can still make it? Right?

So... here's what I want....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2023 07:36 PM (Q4IgG)

302 There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Ill Repute
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And god, I know, such yoot

Posted by: SFGoth at January 24, 2023 07:36 PM (KAi1n)

303 Fine????? That's Heath Ledger's Joker with boobs.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 24, 2023 07:36 PM (KSNKu)

304 197. I know someone whose daughter works for Google and yes, that is what their workday is like. Meetings, spend some time in a cubicle working on adding to a project, more collaboration meetings all interspersed with eating, drinking (wine in the afternoon) and massages, gym, yoga.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 24, 2023 07:31 PM (N6MZz)
---
What does "adding to a project" even mean in this context? if I have a great idea (in my head) and mention it during the meeting, is that a contribution? Can I then go to the massage chairs for the rest of the afternoon?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 07:36 PM (BpYfr)

305 wth LoL

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 07:37 PM (xhxe8)

306 What a concept. I hated all the corporate birthdays, baby showers, and other wastes of time always ginned up by the secretaries.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:30 PM (YCJaU)

OMG, another great reason I love working from home. No stupid parties. I can barely stand the birthday recognitions on the biweekly Teams meeting.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 24, 2023 07:37 PM (OX9vb)

307 293 The Google kiddies were the first people to ever get laid off.


Oh yeah, we were pioneers.
Guys at Youngstown Sheet and Tube who lost everything.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 07:37 PM (lz5hY)

308 As a brand new 2LT and platoon leader, the first direct order I had to give was to a kid from the back hills of North Carolina. I ordered him to take a shower or I'd let his roommates give him one.
That kid was nasty.
He didn't last long.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:35 PM (anj39)
_____________

The lab I worked in at Berkeley had two French guys who used to play tennis at lunchtime in the summer, then come back to work without showering (despite a shower being available in the men's room). They were pretty ripe after a while.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:38 PM (YCJaU)

309 296 I was far from being a grunt and only spent a few days a couple times in "the field" in Nam (map overlay stuff). When I got "home" one time, some of the assholes in the hooch greeted me with a two can spray down of Right Guard.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 07:30 PM (lz5hY)


As a brand new 2LT and platoon leader, the first direct order I had to give was to a kid from the back hills of North Carolina. I ordered him to take a shower or I'd let his roommates give him one.
That kid was nasty.
He didn't last long.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:35 PM (anj39)

Story my dad told me of a hillbilly in basic. When they were issued they GI underwear, the hillbilly exclaimed "Wow, they'll stay clean longer!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:38 PM (ynpvh)

310 What does "adding to a project" even mean in this context? if I have a great idea (in my head) and mention it during the meeting, is that a contribution? Can I then go to the massage chairs for the rest of the afternoon?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Environmental Synchronicities and Equity Paradigm Change Agenting.

Posted by: Miklos just updated that 90s MBA lingo at January 24, 2023 07:39 PM (bOZm1)

311 As a brand new 2LT and platoon leader, the first direct order I had to give was to a kid from the back hills of North Carolina. I ordered him to take a shower or I'd let his roommates give him one.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:35 PM


I'm assuming your map and compass skills were sufficient to get him to point shower?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2023 07:39 PM (a3Q+t)

312 "OMG, another great reason I love working from home. No stupid parties. I can barely stand the birthday recognitions on the biweekly Teams meeting."

Agree. I kind of miss the pot lucks though.

Posted by: Tuna at January 24, 2023 07:39 PM (gLRfa)

313 312 "OMG, another great reason I love working from home. No stupid parties. I can barely stand the birthday recognitions on the biweekly Teams meeting."

Agree. I kind of miss the pot lucks though.

Posted by: Tuna at January 24, 2023 07:39 PM (gLRfa)

Yeah, man

Posted by: Chong at January 24, 2023 07:40 PM (ynpvh)

314 You have to add to the project to keep it moving forward.

Posted by: fd at January 24, 2023 07:40 PM (iayUP)

315 It's like a project snowball.

Posted by: fd at January 24, 2023 07:41 PM (iayUP)

316 As a brand new 2LT and platoon leader, the first direct order I had to give was to a kid from the back hills of North Carolina. I ordered him to take a shower or I'd let his roommates give him one.
That kid was nasty.
He didn't last long.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:35 PM (anj39)
_____________

The lab I worked in at Berkeley had two French guys who used to play tennis at lunchtime in the summer, then come back to work without showering (despite a shower being available in the men's room). They were pretty ripe after a while.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:38 PM (YCJaU)

Get stuck in a Riyadh elevator full of Bangladeshis and get back to me. Humans shouldn't smell like that.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 24, 2023 07:41 PM (CZBWZ)

317 314 You have to add to the project to keep it moving forward.

Posted by: fd at January 24, 2023 07:40 PM (iayUP)

One of my favorites:
"You can't make a baby in one month by knocking up nine women."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:41 PM (ynpvh)

318 But... you can still make it? Right?

So... here's what I want....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2023 07:36 PM (Q4IgG)

On a great day I was below mediocre at it. Slow prepping and my timing to get all 6 pressure cooker pots on and off for a cooking cycle was lame. Inconsistent fried chicken.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 07:41 PM (4I/2K)

319 they are at war with us ... they have stormed the beaches of Hollywood, the media, and have infiltrated FBI/DOJ, also control the foundations, and assorted sundry 20 global banks and other infiltrated BigCorps.

The People (at least 80%) still do not agree, but are not yet ready (or even alert enough) to respond appropriately. But we are at the do or die point. Domestic Terrorists Garland/Wray are fully committed to the globalist overthrow. ... Outcome? .. Uncertain. PAIN is inevitable.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 24, 2023 07:42 PM (Cus5s)

320 Untouchables not unsmellables!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 24, 2023 07:42 PM (Vwz3I)

321 318 But... you can still make it? Right?

So... here's what I want....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2023 07:36 PM (Q4IgG)

On a great day I was below mediocre at it. Slow prepping and my timing to get all 6 pressure cooker pots on and off for a cooking cycle was lame. Inconsistent fried chicken.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 07:41 PM (4I/2K)

At least no KFC Rats, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:43 PM (ynpvh)

322 I'm assuming your map and compass skills were sufficient to get him to point shower?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2023 07:39 PM (a3Q+t)


I'm actually pretty good with a map and compass. But in this case I just turned to the Platoon Sergeant and pointed out this was now NCO business.
I then went to my little office and closed the door and wondered if I had screwed up.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:43 PM (anj39)

323 They probably all voted for Biden and/or help the Democrats cheat.


And then...their childish Political Dream came true!

...and all it cost them was their job.

So, I guess congratulations are in order.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2023 07:43 PM (KLPy8)

324 One of my favorites:
"You can't make a baby in one month by knocking up nine women."
Posted by: jim

I heard that

Posted by: Miklos, Certified Project Manager (ask the Girls out back the Waffle Hut) at January 24, 2023 07:43 PM (JZ+h1)

325
I'm assuming your map and compass skills were sufficient to get him to point shower?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Shots fired!

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 24, 2023 07:44 PM (3CCua)

326 At least no KFC Rats, right?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:43 PM (ynpvh)

I don't think so. Never saw a live or fried one.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 07:44 PM (4I/2K)

327 You have to add to the project to keep it moving forward.
Posted by: fd
-------

Them: "Make this your number one priority"

Me: "Uh, what about the two other number one priorities I already have?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2023 07:44 PM (g59Yt)

328 On a great day I was below mediocre at it. Slow prepping and my timing to get all 6 pressure cooker pots on and off for a cooking cycle was lame. Inconsistent fried chicken.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 07:41 PM (4I/2K)

At least no KFC Rats, right?
Posted by: jim

Sir, this is a Wendy's

Posted by: Minimum Wage Miklos at January 24, 2023 07:44 PM (DcGz9)

329 327 You have to add to the project to keep it moving forward.
Posted by: fd
-------

Them: "Make this your number one priority"

Me: "Uh, what about the two other number one priorities I already have?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2023 07:44 PM (g59Yt)

They're all top priority.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:45 PM (ynpvh)

330 Sir, this is a Wendy's
Posted by: Minimum Wage Miklos at January 24, 2023 07:44 PM (DcGz9)
---
Then I'll take a Big Mac sans bun and a vanilla milkshake, sans cup.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 07:46 PM (BpYfr)

331 My old Brit pal in Erie, who had a lot of rentals, was pretty fair about renting to anybody but had a thing about not renting to groups of Indian (dot) male students. They might look clean and presentable, pressed trousers and shirt and usually a sweater when it's 90 degrees, but their cooking habits tend to fuck up an apartment real quick, like it gets into the paint.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 07:46 PM (lz5hY)

332 I'm assuming your map and compass skills were sufficient to get him to point shower?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Shots fired!
Posted by: BifBewalski

Run to the sound of the guns?

Posted by: what Marshal Grouchy failed to do (must have been in a bad mood) at January 24, 2023 07:46 PM (9mq9j)

333 Get stuck in a Riyadh elevator full of Bangladeshis and get back to me. Humans shouldn't smell like that.

That unwashed left hand must be a real killer.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 24, 2023 07:46 PM (Xrfse)

334 Google crybaby chick who got laid off is binge eating herself into Fatland.
Well, she might lose those lbs. when the Googlebucks run out.

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 07:46 PM (v0R5T)

335 333 Get stuck in a Riyadh elevator full of Bangladeshis and get back to me. Humans shouldn't smell like that.

That unwashed left hand must be a real killer.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 24, 2023 07:46 PM (Xrfse)

Just don't shake their left hands...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:47 PM (ynpvh)

336 You have to add to the project to keep it moving forward.
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2023 07:40 PM (iayUP)
_____________

Entropy will keep it moving? Because that's what most people add to a project.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:47 PM (YCJaU)

337 Get stuck in a Riyadh elevator full of Bangladeshis and get back to me. Humans shouldn't smell like that.

That unwashed left hand must be a real killer.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 24, 2023 07:46 PM (Xrfse)

Yep. Curry, BO and fingernail dingleberries.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 24, 2023 07:48 PM (CZBWZ)

338 On a great day I was below mediocre at it. Slow prepping and my timing to get all 6 pressure cooker pots on and off for a cooking cycle was lame. Inconsistent fried chicken.
Posted by: Count de Monet

There are accountants who can cook, but no good cooks who bother to count.

Posted by: Miklos, Culinary Accounting Academy of America gradumate at January 24, 2023 07:48 PM (9mq9j)

339 Untouchables not unsmellables!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 24, 2023 07:42 PM (Vwz3I)
........

Unmentionables.

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 07:49 PM (v0R5T)

340 Entropy will keep it moving? Because that's what most people add to a project.

I've seen various estimates but 80% dead wood sounds about right to me.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 24, 2023 07:49 PM (Xrfse)

341 You have to add to the project to keep it moving forward.
Posted by: fd

Entropy will keep it moving? Because that's what most people add to a project.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Think of it as small-scale "creative destruction."

Posted by: mikeski figures the destuctive ones are Marxists anyway at January 24, 2023 07:49 PM (P1f+c)

342 Get stuck in a Riyadh elevator full of Bangladeshis and get back to me. Humans shouldn't smell like that.

That unwashed left hand must be a real killer.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 24, 2023 07:46 PM (Xrfse)

Yep. Curry, BO and fingernail dingleberries.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 24, 2023 07:48 PM (CZBWZ)

Smoking Turkish cigarettes.
Those things were vile!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 07:49 PM (anj39)

343 Hey, they take a bath every day... in the river where they poop.

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 07:49 PM (v0R5T)

344 339 Untouchables not unsmellables!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 24, 2023 07:42 PM (Vwz3I)
........

Unmentionables.

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 07:49 PM (v0R5T)

Some of man's greatest inventions: Air conditioning, water heaters, indoor plumbing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:50 PM (ynpvh)

345 Count de Monet, about those secret 11 herbs and spices. You can make it easy or we can make it hard. Eventually, you will tell us.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 07:50 PM (lz5hY)

346 Entropy will keep it moving? Because that's what most people add to a project.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

The Third Law of Physics is the conceptual basis of all Project Management.

Posted by: Miklos, who could manage another, thank you at January 24, 2023 07:50 PM (9mq9j)

347 KFC math always puzzled me. 6 pressure cooker pots per cooking cycle. 2 chickens in each pot. Each chicken had 9 pieces - 2 breasts, 2 thighs, 2 wings, and 2 drumsticks, and a 'plank'. What the hell was a plank?

I decided it was the chicken's egg layer part.

Also dayshift was asshoe for not rotating the chicken in the 'cooler' and thus having me start the dinner rush prep with frozen solid chicken. Nor filter/change the oil in the fryers. Nor clean up any of the dump / prep stations or spills on the floor. Asshoes!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 07:50 PM (4I/2K)

348 One of my favorites:
"You can't make a baby in one month by knocking up nine women."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:41 PM (ynpvh)
_____________

I had a business guy suggest I put more researchers on a project to make it move faster. I used your quote on him, as he didn't realize that we weren't carpenters or something. Progress depended on generating ideas, not on just performing tasks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:50 PM (YCJaU)

349 343 Hey, they take a bath every day... in the river where they poop.

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 07:49 PM (v0R5T)

Circle of poop. Ugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjsVRIqOhGA

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:51 PM (ynpvh)

350 Untouchables not unsmellables!
Posted by: andycanuck

GRARE

Posted by: Association of Japanese Vending Machine Enterprises at January 24, 2023 07:51 PM (9mq9j)

351 "Entropy will keep it moving? Because that's what most people add to a project.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara"

We get tropys?

Posted by: A project contributur at January 24, 2023 07:51 PM (iayUP)

352 You may be 1st World, our government an't.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 24, 2023 07:52 PM (4MQl6)

353 I've seen various estimates but 80% dead wood sounds about right to me.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 24, 2023 07:49 PM (Xrfse)
____________

Pareto's rule.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:52 PM (YCJaU)

354 304. Projects typically are worked on by six team members with a long time line. So you can open it up and add or express a new idea then head to the snack bar.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 24, 2023 07:52 PM (N6MZz)

355 Cafe is open, moondoggies.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 24, 2023 07:52 PM (OX9vb)

356 Think of it as small-scale "creative destruction."
Posted by: mikeski figures

Every little bit helps.

Posted by: Joseph-Miklos Schumpeter at January 24, 2023 07:53 PM (9mq9j)

357 Get stuck in a Riyadh elevator full of Bangladeshis and get back to me. Humans shouldn't smell like that.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 24, 2023 07:41 PM (CZBWZ)

—————-

They wipe their asses with their hands. I’m not joking. They’re fucking animals. Imagine someone so backward, so primitive, that they’re wiping their ass with their hand, and you say “no dude, there’s a better way. We have this thing called ‘toilet paper.’” And their response is “nah, I’ll keep wiping shit off my ass with my hand.”

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 24, 2023 07:53 PM (s9/68)

358 Entropy will keep it moving? Because that's what most people add to a project.

I've seen various estimates but 80% dead wood sounds about right to me.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
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'Systemantics' probably addresses this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2023 07:53 PM (oLF0J)

359 nood book??? thread

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 24, 2023 07:54 PM (Vwz3I)

360 Pareto's rule.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


The ninety-ninety rule applies more often.

Posted by: mikeski applies it 180% of the time at January 24, 2023 07:54 PM (P1f+c)

361 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjsVRIqOhGA
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:51 PM (ynpvh)


The poo of the antelope
The poo of the giraffe

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 07:54 PM (v0R5T)

362 Pareto's rule.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Know when to hold 'm, know when to fold 'em

Posted by: Kenny Rogers interprets Pareto at January 24, 2023 07:54 PM (JZ+h1)

363 357 Get stuck in a Riyadh elevator full of Bangladeshis and get back to me. Humans shouldn't smell like that.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 24, 2023 07:41 PM (CZBWZ)

—————-

They wipe their asses with their hands. I’m not joking. They’re fucking animals. Imagine someone so backward, so primitive, that they’re wiping their ass with their hand, and you say “no dude, there’s a better way. We have this thing called ‘toilet paper.’” And their response is “nah, I’ll keep wiping shit off my ass with my hand.”

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 24, 2023 07:53 PM (s9/6

And how do they clean that hand?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:55 PM (ynpvh)

364 My old Brit pal in Erie, who had a lot of rentals, was pretty fair about renting to anybody but had a thing about not renting to groups of Indian (dot) male students. They might look clean and presentable, pressed trousers and shirt and usually a sweater when it's 90 degrees, but their cooking habits tend to fuck up an apartment real quick, like it gets into the paint.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 07:46 PM (lz5hY)
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The lovely Mrs Guevara and I were house-hunting when the realtor showed us a very nice house ... that was occupied by a very nice Chinese family, but the whole house absolutely REEKED from their cooking. Afterward the realtor asked us our thoughts, and we told her. She nodded sadly, and said, "Everybody says that."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:55 PM (YCJaU)

365 Count de Monet, about those secret 11 herbs and spices. You can make it easy or we can make it hard. Eventually, you will tell us.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 07:50 PM (lz5hY)

They came in a sealed bag, as did the flour, and the egg wash mix. Stored up in the attic of the building. Just white pre-measured bags generically labelled 'flour', 'egg wash', and 'spices'. Just open and dump into the prep bins.

Trying to separate the frozen chicken was great for micro-slicing up your hands that your first dredge through the seasoned flour brought tears to your eyes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 07:56 PM (4I/2K)

366 And how do they clean that hand?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 07:55 PM (ynpvh)
__________

Have you heard the expression, "begging the question?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 07:56 PM (YCJaU)

367 Fuck Glenn Reynolds and his bizzaro nazi loving co-bloggers. AOS is a subsidiary of PJ Media. "I'm done with the GOP." (Ace, 2023, January). Liar.

Posted by: MikeGlowieZ at January 24, 2023 07:56 PM (c4DDR)

368 I recently read an article on Buck Dharma's website ...
Posted by: SFGoth at January 24, 2023 06:51 PM (KAi1n)

Wow, that is one hella old site. The last news posting was 19 years ago...

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at January 24, 2023 07:56 PM (imVg7)

369 One of my favorites:
"You can't make a baby in one month by knocking up nine women."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
_____________

I had a business guy suggest I put more researchers on a project to make it move faster. I used your quote on him, as he didn't realize that we weren't carpenters or something. Progress depended on generating ideas, not on just performing tasks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I teach basic systems engineering and model based systems engineering periodically for my company. Use both of these as examples for knowing when to add people, and when to shut up and let the 40lb brains think while they stare at the wall. 9 women and 30 days will never get a project delivered on time, but it's sure as hell a lot of fun.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 24, 2023 08:04 PM (3CCua)

370 Use both of these as examples for knowing when to add people, and when to shut up and let the 40lb brains think while they stare at the wall
_______________

Among the things the brains trust failed to recognize is that a scientist staring out of the window isn't necessarily wasting time - he might be thinking about how to solve a problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 08:07 PM (YCJaU)

371 Hey Lamont, any ideas on what special effect they used to get the string to jump into his hand, at the end of the second (non-reversed) video?

Posted by: bradc at January 24, 2023 08:16 PM (QsRvm)

372 I bet she gets some guys with a stink fetish. I knew a guy, friend of a friend, who bought fish just to sniff it.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 24, 2023 08:26 PM (NGBKs)

373 Princeton, not "Princetown".

Gawd.

Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at January 24, 2023 09:48 PM (WusEB)

374 If this chick, Aella, lives in Idaho, I'd take her fishing or water skiing and throw her over the side of the boat. Give her a little scrubbing and rub her down with oils and lubricants.

Having not seen her ass, she's probably an Idaho 5 when she's cleaned up.

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A sterling example of the ongoing cuntefaction of America: the demand to be "psychologically safe".

Feminism distilled. Life must be nothing but uninterrupted bliss and one's feelings must NEVER be hurt. Fuck that.

Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at January 24, 2023 11:15 PM (WusEB)

377 Notice there's no urgent media gasping about these layoffs, they way there was over Elon Musk's.

So wait, this is not considered "funemployment" anymore? That's what they were calling it back in 2009-2010 under Obama.

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