Quick Hits

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Weirdo and adulterer Jeff Bezos is allegedly considering selling his leftwing corporate propaganda newsletter the Washington Post in order to buy the Washington "Commanders." (If they want to be called that, I'll call them that -- the Redskins are dead to me and so is the NFL. I won't keep their legacy alive for them.)

Bezos has the money to own both, but Dan Snyder doesn't want to sell Bezos the football team while he still owns the "news" paper.

Snyder is reportedly very unhappy with how he has been reported in the Washington Post, which had published a series of exposes in 2020 alleging a toxic management culture at the team.

"Dan Snyder detests the Washington Post. No way hed sell to the owner of that paper," an unnamed source reportedly said.

There is speculation that Snyder suspects that Bezos encouraged the tough coverage in order to force him into a position where he had to sell the team.

LOL, the corporate press using lies and smears to take out an opponent for personal or political gain? What an absurd conspiracy theory! Like that could ever happen!

Biden's chief of staff -- and therefore one of the people actually acting as president -- Ron Klain announced that he will be leaving within weeks to spend more time with his Chinese investment opportunities.

As J.J. noted in the Morning Report, his replacement will be Jeff Zientz of... Bain Capital. Bain Capital, ripped by Obama-Biden as the Locus of All Evil in 2012.

And now... one of the good guys, I guess!

President Joe Biden's new chief of staff, Jeff Zients, is a centimillionaire businessman who, like the failed Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, got his start as a consultant at Bain Consulting. (For Romney and Bain, in Biden's telling, that was just a pit stop on the road to putting Americans "through hell and back.")

Zients's appointment is riddled with irony. Biden's role in the 2012 presidential election, when he served as former president Barack Obama's running mate, was to attack Romney, the Republican nominee. Like Zients, Romney began his business career at Bain & Company before serving as CEO of Bain Capital, a private equity company he cofounded with Bill Bain.

But unlike Zients, Romney's association with Bain and wealth was the subject of Biden's vituperation. At campaign stops throughout the country, the then-vice president accused Romney of unethical business practices in an attempt to paint him as untrustworthy and out of touch. Bain Capital, Biden claimed, was in part responsible for the decline in domestic manufacturing over the past half century.

"There's Romney economics, which says as long as the government helps the guys at the very top do well, workers and small businesses and communities can be left to fend for themselves," Biden told an Ohio audience in May 2012. "You've been through hell and back. Outsourcing. Padlocked plants. How many times have you opened your newspaper to find out another factory was closing down? And you probably knew someone who worked there too. Or maybe it was you."

But now the Vulture Socialists and Vulture Capitalists have merged to form the All-Vulture Party. The Vulture Party: Feeding on the ripening meat of the American carcass.

The Marshall of the Supreme Court has clarified that she (of course) did in fact interview the justices themselves-- but did not require them to sign an affidavit, under penalty of perjury, stating that they did not leak the Dodd draft opinion and don't know who did.

Interesting. Kind of gibes with my "If an investigation is so weak as to fail to find the guilty party, examine the possibility that the person who set up the investigation wanted it to fail" speculation.


Schools in Florida proposed classes in Advanced Placement (AP) "African Studies." Ron DeSantis said, no, that's not a real subject.

Note this isn't African-American history. It's African-American Studies. "Studies" is the catchall b***shit term for a woke/CRT course that is primarily about political indoctrination of a specific segment of the population -- Women's Studies (note it's not the History of Women), Gender Studies, now "African Studies."

It's "interdisciplinary," which means it's Anything Your Woke Professors Want It To Be. It doesn't have the rigor to remain within one actually recognized field of study.

The Florida Department of Education (FDOE) has rejected an Advanced Placement course from the College Board on African American studies, saying that the course "lacks educational value."

In a letter sent to Brian Adams, Senior Director of the College Board Florida Partnership, the FDOE's Office of Articulation stated that "As presented, the content of this course is inexplicably contrary to Florida law and significantly lacks educational value."


Coming soon: Artificial gekko-skin gloves and boots that will let you climb walls like Spider-Man. Well, I don't know about how soon. But a guy was able to climb a glass wall using gekko-skin climbing gear.


George Santos, a Democrat's kind of Republican, denied that he had been a drag queen in Brazil. However, he now admits that he might have dressed up as a woman now and again, but not as a drag queen, certainly!

Lying Long Island Rep. George Santos finally admitted to dressing up as a woman in the past-- though he denied he was a "drag queen" while talking to reporters at LaGuardia Airport on Saturday.

"No, I was not a drag queen in Brazil, guys. I was young and I had fun at a festival. Sue me for having a life," the embattled Republican congressman said, in his first public response since allegations that he performed as a drag queen named Kitara emerged last week.

Grandpa Gropefingers says, "Hold my beer."

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Ilarrria's fake Spanish accent is back:


#Based Mr. Rogers is going on tour with Jordan Peterson:

M&M seems to be doing some trolling with its woke make-over of M&M's. They say they're putting their "spokescandies" "on hold" due to some "controversy" over their shoes; I think I heard that the "sexy" M&M lost her high heels and got flats so she could be "empowered" or something.

It all just seems like more stupid advertising b*llshit.

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Yum, I can't wait to eat more of your bland chocolate Diabetes Tablets.

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at 06:23 PM




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1 First nood.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 06:23 PM (Vwz3I)

2 yow

Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2023 06:23 PM (xhaym)

3 nood first

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 06:23 PM (Vwz3I)

4 Old school soccer was the bomb. If you want to see old fashioned soccer played for blood, watch Asian league soccer.

They play to avenge old scores, and they only flop around when they get cleats planted in their znardleys.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2023 06:25 PM (xhaym)

5 And like the real thing, a Trans M&M just has its nut covered up.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 06:25 PM (Vwz3I)

6 at this point, I would not be surprised if Santos comes as a furry.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at January 23, 2023 06:26 PM (mnUzy)

7 JOO LEAVE MI ESPOSO ALONE!

Posted by: Hillaria Baldwin at January 23, 2023 06:26 PM (PiwSw)

8 "African Studies."

I'd read the history of sub-saharan Africa, but unfortunately they didn't write it down.

Posted by: gp Fails To Gain Function at January 23, 2023 06:27 PM (24fqN)

9 In a letter sent to Brian Adams, Senior Director of the College Board Florida Partnership, the FDOE's Office of Articulation stated that "As presented, the content of this course is inexplicably contrary to Florida law and significantly lacks educational value."

Man, that cuts like a knife.

Posted by: Brian Adams at January 23, 2023 06:28 PM (4I/2K)

10 Buy away Jeff

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2023 06:28 PM (xhxe8)

11 "No, I was not a drag queen in Brazil, guys. I was young and I had fun at a festival. Sue me for having a life,"

Eh, I mean its not something I'd do but yeah people do dress up as a girl for fun at parties. My college roommate dressed up as a girl for Halloween, even borrowing his girlfriend's 1000 dollar fur coat. So I can see this, especially at Carnivale. Doesn't mean he's a tranny.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 06:29 PM (0hOvj)

12 Jessica Tarlov was very upset that Desantis is cracking down on the CRT crap.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2023 06:29 PM (63Dwl)

13 Be funny if AOC would get mad at Mrs. Baldwin for the fake accent. But we know she won't.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 23, 2023 06:29 PM (Angsy)

14 Who the fk is Maya Rudolph?

Posted by: fd at January 23, 2023 06:30 PM (iayUP)

15 "Yum, I can't wait to eat more of your bland chocolate Diabetes Tablets."

They come in dark bland too. Little less bland.

Posted by: gp Fails To Gain Function at January 23, 2023 06:30 PM (24fqN)

16 I'd read the history of sub-saharan Africa, but unfortunately they didn't write it down.

English and other explorers did and, hint: it was not a Wakanda-like paradise.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 06:30 PM (0hOvj)

17 That reminds me, I've got a big tub of M&Ms that I bought in the before times that I need to do something with. Hopefully they haven't gone totally bad.

Posted by: CppThis at January 23, 2023 06:30 PM (PZvjL)

18 I honestly thought the purple M&M was just a joke. Purple doesn't even sound good as an M&M flavor.

Though I guess "Red 40" doesn't either, now that I think about it.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 23, 2023 06:30 PM (tp+tP)

19 lol I don't know why but this Santos character is amusing to me

he's a great drag performer too! looked MAHvelous!

he's just one of those fun queens come on. I miss those guys now that I'm in boring suburbia

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 23, 2023 06:30 PM (w0NJk)

20 That's a Hilarias Charo imitation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2023 06:30 PM (63Dwl)

21 Buy away Jeff

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2023 06:28 PM (xhxe

He sells the Post, buys the team, then Snyder buys the Post and does the same thing to Baldy that Baldy did to him.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 23, 2023 06:31 PM (Angsy)

22 they only flop around when they get cleats planted in their znardleys.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Cleats in the znardleys has been on my 'To be avoided' list for a very long time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2023 06:31 PM (vNC/Y)

23 Who the fk is Maya Rudolph?

She was in Idiocracy

Posted by: Halfhand at January 23, 2023 06:31 PM (ZD6p4)

24 Eh, I mean its not something I'd do but yeah people do dress up as a girl for fun at parties. My college roommate dressed up as a girl for Halloween, even borrowing his girlfriend's 1000 dollar fur coat. So I can see this, especially at Carnivale. Doesn't mean he's a tranny.


exactly!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 23, 2023 06:31 PM (w0NJk)

25 meh, if I could care less about santos, I would!

may be a complete nutter, dunno, don't care, as long as he gets his mind right on how to vote in congress, he's okay with me.

ever since whatsisname in Missouri, I have been saying that we need to support our own, no matter what; so tired of seeing "our side" doing the demonrats work for them.

say this for stan's team, they understand that this is a war; too many of us still think we are having a civil discussion with the chancellor over tea and scones.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 23, 2023 06:32 PM (XzIdt)

26 "She was in Idiocracy
Posted by: Halfhand

She was the who're?

Posted by: fd at January 23, 2023 06:32 PM (iayUP)

27 Who the fk is Maya Rudolph?

Posted by: fd at January 23, 2023 06:30 PM (iayUP)

Quit deadnaming me!

Posted by: The Rednosed Reindeer at January 23, 2023 06:32 PM (Angsy)

28 Maya Rudolph: SNL alum, actress, daughter of Ripperton. She's likable enough, but I don't know if she's woke.

Posted by: gp Fails To Gain Function at January 23, 2023 06:32 PM (24fqN)

29 say this for stan's team, they understand that this is a war

well of course they do! they're the ones that started it!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 23, 2023 06:32 PM (w0NJk)

30 I'm not certain what's happening anymore with anything.

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2023 06:32 PM (BXxcV)

31 Its really obvious that the Democrats have decided Santos is a weak target and want to dump him out of office so that a Dem is put in his place. So they're doing everything they can to pressure the guy to resign but I am skeptical its working.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 06:33 PM (0hOvj)

32 M&M's first trans character who identifies as a Skittle is hilarious.
The Babylon Bee never disappoints to make me laugh.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2023 06:33 PM (NpAcC)

33 A Quick Hit of my own, issue-pimping [I won't do it every thread!] but for Morons and Ettes with twatter accounts, something to try to make trend if you would.

Explanations...
https://tinyurl.com/yc4vt6vs

@scotiabank has debanked jeremy mackenzie because he is critical of the government and has a large following. This is disgusting and uncanadian, scotiabank should be ashamed and canadians should pull their money out and close their accounts at scotiabank asap, #ScotiaBankRun #BoycottScotiabank

Have at 'er:
https://twitter.com/scotiabank

Something worthwhile for you to do, gp Fails To Gain Function, with your new account.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 06:33 PM (Vwz3I)

34 Now that the NFL is dead to me too, I wish the woke army would make the Dallas Native American Oppressors the next target for a name change.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at January 23, 2023 06:33 PM (d9Cw3)

35 She was the who're?

Yep

Posted by: Halfhand at January 23, 2023 06:33 PM (ZD6p4)

36 30 I'm not certain what's happening anymore with anything.
Posted by: ... at January 23, 2023 06:32 PM (BXxcV)

Come sit by me.

Posted by: Zombie Werner Heisenberg at January 23, 2023 06:33 PM (PiwSw)

37 Eh, I mean its not something I'd do but yeah people do dress up as a girl for fun at parties. My college roommate dressed up as a girl for Halloween, even borrowing his girlfriend's 1000 dollar fur coat. So I can see this, especially at Carnivale. Doesn't mean he's a tranny.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 06:29 PM (0hOvj)


The fact he was still wearing the costume in mid-November though....

Posted by: Dr. T at January 23, 2023 06:33 PM (tp+tP)

38 Back when I was a kid and we were experiencing the British invasion by such as the Beatles and the Stones, some guys would affect a British accent to pick up chicks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 23, 2023 06:33 PM (FVME7)

39
English and other explorers did and, hint: it was not a Wakanda-like paradise.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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As an aside, it was mentioned earlier that today is the anniversary of Roark's Drift.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2023 06:34 PM (vNC/Y)

40 90% of Republicans are plants, I don't see why Santos can't be.

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2023 06:34 PM (BXxcV)

41 Hopefully they haven't gone totally bad.
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Like shooting up Lunar New Year dances??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 06:34 PM (Vwz3I)

42 Who the fk is Maya Rudolph?

She was in Idiocracy
Posted by: Halfhand at January 23, 2023 06:31 PM (ZD6p4

Bi-racial woman so she's safe. Actually think she's a good comedic actress.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2023 06:34 PM (3gh+6)

43 There is something nasty lurking at the top of this page. Don't look at it or touch it.

Posted by: fd at January 23, 2023 06:34 PM (iayUP)

44 38 Back when I was a kid and we were experiencing the British invasion by such as the Beatles and the Stones, some guys would affect a British accent to pick up chicks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 23, 2023 06:33 PM (FVME7)

Today they fake a lisp to pick up guys.

Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2023 06:35 PM (IQtP2)

45 This may be the highest-paying gig that Maya Rudolph ever landed. Big Candy.

Posted by: gp Fails To Gain Function at January 23, 2023 06:35 PM (24fqN)

46 Now that the NFL is dead to me too, I wish the woke army would make the Dallas Native American Oppressors the next target for a name change.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton

The Austin Assholes is probably available.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 23, 2023 06:35 PM (FVME7)

47 The fact he was still wearing the costume in mid-November though....


lol back in college for some reason this one frat they all had to do a drag show. one of the guys was actually really pretty and borrowed my sheer nylons - they looked pretty ok on him!

afterwards he was like, oh they are torn so I didn't get them back. then like a week later he was like "Im sorry I lied; I just like wearing them. I'm wearing them now!"

he's totally normal and married with kids etc. just for like a few weeks there until they totally fell apart he was really liking the feel of those hose!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 23, 2023 06:35 PM (w0NJk)

48 "some guys would affect a British accent to pick up chicks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks"

Blimey!

Posted by: fd at January 23, 2023 06:36 PM (iayUP)

49 We keep jars of M&Ms about for the grands, including the special colors for holidays - every once in a while I grab a handful and remind myself why I don't eat American chocolate.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 23, 2023 06:36 PM (oWBc3)

50 I love the Bee.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2023 06:36 PM (Cd885)

51 Maya Rudolph = freckle girl.

Posted by: G. Peck at January 23, 2023 06:36 PM (ik/65)

52 I know nothing of Maya Rudolph but I'll make a safe bet and assume that she's in good standing with the woke gods.

Posted by: CppThis at January 23, 2023 06:36 PM (PZvjL)

53 When republicans lie, it's only called out if the lie does not support the democrat agenda.

When democrats lie, you know their pie hole is moving while they empty your wallet.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2023 06:36 PM (R/m4+)

54 Why? Why is ace posting as Lamont the big dummy?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 23, 2023 06:37 PM (Wy1BU)

55 49 We keep jars of M&Ms about for the grands, including the special colors for holidays - every once in a while I grab a handful and remind myself why I don't eat American chocolate.


it's like wax, right? so weird.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 23, 2023 06:37 PM (w0NJk)

56 A guy could make a nice living wearing a dress once in a while.

Posted by: Zombie Milton Berle at January 23, 2023 06:37 PM (4I/2K)

57 true dat, Black Orchid! but it only takes one.

all we wanted was to be left alone.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 23, 2023 06:37 PM (XzIdt)

58 Shoot if you must this old gray head, but spare the M&M Spokescandies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 23, 2023 06:37 PM (FVME7)

59 56 A guy could make a nice living wearing a dress once in a while.
Posted by: Zombie Milton Berle at January 23, 2023 06:37 PM (4I/2K)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Jamie Farr at January 23, 2023 06:37 PM (PiwSw)

60 afterwards he was like, oh they are torn so I didn't get them back. then like a week later he was like "Im sorry I lied; I just like wearing them. I'm wearing them now!

Was he Joe Namath?

My room mate tore his girlfriend's coat in drunken shenanigans, she was, shall we say, not amused. A bit more costly than a $2.99 pair of L'Eggs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 06:37 PM (0hOvj)

61 There was so much talk about Scott Adams who I've been ignoring for the last three or so years because his shtick got boring, I went and checked out his Twitter.

He seems to be doing some kind of triple reverse extra sarcastic not exactly earnest but not exactly not earnest thing about the vaxxes.

People don't realize he's been very straightforward about how he's interested in gaining and keeping a following for money, and not much else.

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2023 06:38 PM (BXxcV)

62 Man, that cuts like a knife.
Posted by: Brian Adams at January 23, 2023 06:28 PM

Damn...beat me to it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 23, 2023 06:38 PM (Wnv9h)

63 Why? Why is ace posting as Lamont the big dummy?

Maybe he just discovered Sandford and Son on Freevee

Posted by: Halfhand at January 23, 2023 06:38 PM (ZD6p4)

64 Almost the whole country was out...

||ISLAMABAD (AP) — Most of Pakistan was left without power Monday as an energy-saving measure by the government backfired. The outage spread panic and raised questions about the cash-strapped government’s handling of the country’s economic crisis.

It all started when electricity was turned off during low usage hours overnight to conserve fuel across the country, officials said, leaving technicians unable to boot up the system all at once after daybreak. The outage was reminiscent of a massive blackout in January 2021, attributed at the time to a technical fault in Pakistan’s power generation and distribution system.||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 06:38 PM (Vwz3I)

65 There's plenty of room in the DC Clown Car for a guy like Santos.

Posted by: Liars Liars Liars at January 23, 2023 06:39 PM (ik/65)

66 Why is ace posting as Lamont the big dummy?

Sidebar, he fell for a camera trick and is mocking himself for it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 06:39 PM (0hOvj)

67 Why? Why is ace posting as Lamont the big dummy?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 23, 2023 06:37 PM (Wy1BU)

He got fooled by something he thinks should have been obvious.

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2023 06:39 PM (BXxcV)

68 Oh crap, now we have skittleselves to deal with. Do they melt when they fall between the cushions in the couch? Yes they do. So screw them, I'll steam 'em out, and be done with them.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 23, 2023 06:39 PM (okGHj)

69 Why? Why is ace posting as Lamont the big dummy?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 23, 2023 06:37 PM (Wy1BU)

I think he bollixed up the site somehow.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 23, 2023 06:39 PM (Angsy)

70 it was something that happened last Friday, I forget exactly what ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 23, 2023 06:40 PM (XzIdt)

71 I know the Mars family is one of the richest families in the world. About 120 billion. I don't know if they are woke like the Walton family but have to assume likely so.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2023 06:40 PM (3gh+6)

72 It all started when electricity was turned off during low usage hours overnight to conserve fuel across the country, officials said, leaving technicians unable to boot up the system all at once after daybreak. The outage was reminiscent of a massive blackout in January 2021, attributed at the time to a technical fault in Pakistan’s power generation and distribution system.||
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 06:38 PM (Vwz3I)


Do they have resumes? We're hiring!

Posted by: The TVA at January 23, 2023 06:40 PM (PiwSw)

73 Wow! BlackOrchid dated Joe Namath in college! Kewl!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 06:41 PM (Vwz3I)

74 Hilaria Baldwin is to Spanish , as Richard Levine is to women

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 23, 2023 06:41 PM (dHzaG)

75 he's totally normal and married with kids etc. just for like a few weeks there until they totally fell apart he was really liking the feel of those hose!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 23, 2023 06:35 PM (w0NJk)

In the 70's, everyone wore panty hose as a base layer to keep warm. Now they make longies for everyone that are thin enough to fit under jeans, but not back then. Plus they were cheap.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 23, 2023 06:42 PM (okGHj)

76 I think the trans M&M identifying as a Skittles is really funny.

Posted by: Iris at January 23, 2023 06:42 PM (foa6+)

77 Who gives a damn? Every last one of these diabolical cock-knockers lies like they breathe. If a fellow non-voter told me he was disgusted by Santos' lies, I'd shrug, but hey... You do you.

But if you're running around voting for these subhuman shit stains (and everyone in the media votes their black little heart-facsimiles out)... Well, put a sock in it, cheesedick. I don't want to hear your disingenuous hypocrisy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2023 06:43 PM (oINRc)

78 The only thing I think about skittles is the commercial where the Jamaican guy is milking a giraffe with skittles being dispensed. To me it looked like he was jacking the giraffe to get the skittles. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2023 06:43 PM (3gh+6)

79 I have NHL Center Ice. I grew up in NY and have been a NY Rangers fan forever. It's the only way to get the games out here in South Dakota. Anyway, I also watch a lot of other teams including Canadian teams and watch their feeds. Boy, is the woke strong with Canadian broadcasts.

I don't know how Canadian morons stand it. I feel for you my friends.



Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2023 06:43 PM (gmo/4)

80
There's a near kinda-sorta conjunction of Venus and Saturn going on right now. I was just able to see Saturn now, just peeking through the leafless tree line, as it's just getting dark enough.

Look to the West just around sunset, and you'll see Venus below the slim crescent Moon. When it gets dark enough, you'll see Saturn appear to the lower West. The Moon, Venus, and Saturn will be aligned fairly close the ecliptic. Jupiter will be higher along that same arc.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 23, 2023 06:43 PM (Mzdiz)

81 Almost the whole country was out...

||ISLAMABAD (AP) — Most of Pakistan was left without power Monday as an energy-saving measure by the government backfired. The outage spread panic and raised questions about the cash-strapped government’s handling of the country’s economic crisis.

It all started when electricity was turned off during low usage hours overnight to conserve fuel across the country, officials said, leaving technicians unable to boot up the system all at once after daybreak. The outage was reminiscent of a massive blackout in January 2021, attributed at the time to a technical fault in Pakistan’s power generation and distribution system.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 06:38 PM (Vwz3I)

[plugging back in Pakistan's lights] Just kidding.

Posted by: Johnny at January 23, 2023 06:43 PM (4I/2K)

82 At no time in my life did the idea of wearing women's clothes sound like fun to me.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2023 06:44 PM (ZLI7S)

83 The m&m video is hilarious. They should have a late night tv show. It could air later on Saturday night after the kids have gone to bed. Bet it would be popular and be on tv for years because it's actually funny.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2023 06:44 PM (Y+l9t)

84 So George Santos is the worst person in the world because he may...or may not have lied about being gay.

Meanwhile Gerry Studds got an ovation on congress a while back for lying in claiming he did not rape a teenager.

We live in a stupid time.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2023 06:44 PM (lc5cP)

85 The only thing I think about skittles is the commercial where the Jamaican guy is milking a giraffe with skittles being dispensed. To me it looked like he was jacking the giraffe to get the skittles. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2023 06:43 PM (3gh+6)

Yep saw that the first time it came on. Jacking the Giraffe.

Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2023 06:44 PM (gmo/4)

86 Has there been any update on Jane D'oh hubby?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 23, 2023 06:45 PM (Wy1BU)

87 It all started when electricity was turned off during low usage hours overnight to conserve fuel across the country, officials said, leaving technicians unable to boot up the system all at once after daybreak.

You know what would make this not happen again? Hang every politician that voted for the idea.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2023 06:45 PM (lc5cP)

88 There's a near kinda-sorta conjunction of Venus and Saturn going on right now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 23, 2023 06:43 PM (Mzdiz)

Is he going to give her a ring?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 23, 2023 06:45 PM (Angsy)

89 I wish George Santos would change parties, and identify as a Democrat. That would be the last those of us outside his district would ever hear about him.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at January 23, 2023 06:45 PM (a/7LW)

90 Why? Why is ace posting as Lamont the big dummy?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 23, 2023 06:37 PM (Wy1BU)

I don't usually kiss and tell but the man done did rocked my world and now he won't return my texts.

He be doing what Shaft wishes he could.

Call me honey child I need my Big Daddy!

Posted by: Aunt Esther, Hot and Horny at January 23, 2023 06:45 PM (R/m4+)

91 People like "Ilairia" and Alec Baldwin lie all of the time. They really have to be the most insecure, neurotic wastes of oxygen, and they know it, so they lie to become exotic, and talented, and "in." But it's all crap, they know it, and they dare us to call them on it.

Hilary was outed, and she still persists. What world does that fool live in? Not ours.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 23, 2023 06:45 PM (okGHj)

92 56 A guy could make a nice living wearing a dress once in a while.
Posted by: Zombie Milton Berle


The Devil mad me do it!

Posted by: Geraldine Wilson at January 23, 2023 06:45 PM (X6MY4)

93 I mean, even candy has to be woke? I'm so over it.

What a weird flex for a candy company.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2023 06:45 PM (aMcXa)

94 Yep saw that the first time it came on. Jacking the Giraffe.


Why are my ears tingling?

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at January 23, 2023 06:46 PM (lc5cP)

95 Something worthwhile for you to do, gp Fails To Gain Function, with your new account.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 06:33 PM (Vwz3I)

Outs self: And this is why I never got twitter except for Twitchy articles. ***hangs head in shame

Posted by: Iris at January 23, 2023 06:46 PM (foa6+)

96 I could identify as a Big Hunk, white and a little nuts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 23, 2023 06:46 PM (FVME7)

97 I've been laughing at the Scott Adams drama too. As in this thread...

https://twitter.com/PollRackham/status/
1617175235521921024

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 06:46 PM (Vwz3I)

98 Look to the West just around sunset, and you'll see Venus below the slim crescent Moon. When it gets dark enough, you'll see Saturn appear to the lower West. The Moon, Venus, and Saturn will be aligned fairly close the ecliptic. Jupiter will be higher along that same arc.
Posted by: publius
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No mention of me?

Posted by: Mars at January 23, 2023 06:46 PM (bJHK5)

99 It was obvious from the second she started talking that "Hilaria" doesn't have a Spanish accent. She keeps switching between the fake Spanish accent and a flat, American one.

Borat does better accents. For that matter, so does Speedy Gonzalez.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2023 06:46 PM (eOEVl)

100 Dirty bomb this year I think. It's time. They need a distraction.

Posted by: International Aviation Consultants at January 23, 2023 06:46 PM (ik/65)

101 Why? Why is ace posting as Lamont the big dummy?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 23, 2023 06:37 PM (Wy1BU)


He's just doing it for the Feast of St Olaf of Gdansk.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2023 06:47 PM (xhaym)

102 How's this for a Hit: FJB bringing back AFFH,
https://tinyurl.com/mrx3a8cx

He really really hates us.

Posted by: gp Fails To Gain Function at January 23, 2023 06:47 PM (24fqN)

103 https://tinyurl.com/pcpdxckh
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Peter Strzok makes it ( kind of)

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2023 06:47 PM (xhxe8)

104 Borat does better accents. For that matter, so does Speedy Gonzalez.


Borat will also stick his face in another man's butt for uh...art.

And pimp his girlfriend out to Rudy Guilani as well...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2023 06:47 PM (lc5cP)

105 We represent the Lollipop Guild.

Posted by: Spokescandies Fidgets at January 23, 2023 06:47 PM (Xrfse)

106
Sidebar, he fell for a camera trick and is mocking himself for it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 06:39 PM (0hOvj)

What camera trick. The sidebar gives no details and no link. Please!

Posted by: Iris at January 23, 2023 06:48 PM (foa6+)

107 And pimp his girlfriend out to Rudy Guilani as well...

Then spring out when its not working and claim she's underage. Because he's a piece of worthless trash.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 06:48 PM (0hOvj)

108 At no time in my life did the idea of wearing women's clothes sound like fun to me.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2023 06:44 PM (ZLI7S)

Yep. Refused to do the cheerleader dress up for the powder puff game.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2023 06:48 PM (3gh+6)

109 thx, publius; but I looked outside & saw snow falling ...

but srsly, not snark, thanks! every once in a while it's clear & I see something cool!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 23, 2023 06:49 PM (XzIdt)

110 I had to wear a dress for my high school initiation--the point being to humiliate the freshmen.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 23, 2023 06:49 PM (eGTCV)

111 What camera trick. The sidebar gives no details and no link. Please!

Its from some post last week, a video of someone appearing to create a sugar skull from Day of the Dead in Mexico in a pan. It was filmed in reverse, so the skull melted into the pan.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 06:49 PM (0hOvj)

112 96 I could identify as a Big Hunk, white and a little nuts.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 23, 2023 06:46 PM (FVME7)

Oh come now, I'm sure they aren't that little, are they?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 23, 2023 06:50 PM (okGHj)

113 If you cut the nuts off an Almond Joy, it becomes a Mounds.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 23, 2023 06:50 PM (FVME7)

114 Its from some post last week, a video of someone appearing to create a sugar skull from Day of the Dead in Mexico in a pan. It was filmed in reverse, so the skull melted into the pan.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 06:49 PM (0hOvj)
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I believe it's in last Friday's Cafe.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 23, 2023 06:50 PM (XlE1Z)

115 Boy, is the woke strong with Canadian broadcasts.

I don't know how Canadian morons stand it. I feel for you my friends.
-----------
It started badly after they got rid of Don Cherry as a colour commenter, more or less.

I dropped it even before BLM crap because the Leafs sucked so much.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 06:50 PM (Vwz3I)

116 Yep. Refused to do the cheerleader dress up for the powder puff game.

Sigh.

/Puts down Jergens and the box of Kleenex

Posted by: David French at January 23, 2023 06:50 PM (lc5cP)

117 FDOE's Office of Articulation




I'd like to work in that joint.

Posted by: Miklos sadly lacks the coveted and Universally Respected Ed.D. at January 23, 2023 06:50 PM (ekaKt)

118 Thank you!

For the remedial class (cough, cough, me) , what does that have to do with the name Lamont?

**Picks up pen to take notes

Posted by: Iris at January 23, 2023 06:51 PM (foa6+)

119 We wish to welcome you to Freakshow Land!

Posted by: Spokescandies Fidgets at January 23, 2023 06:51 PM (Xrfse)

120 So what if George Santos is a lying closet queen? Why are Democrats *mad* about that? Give him a couple hundred million, and he can be Pelosi's new anvil if Paul doesn't recover.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2023 06:51 PM (oINRc)

121 >> No mention of me?

You're way over to the east, haven't even culminated yet.

The Seven Sisters are now between you and Uranus.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 23, 2023 06:51 PM (Mzdiz)

122 "Coming soon: Artificial gekko-skin gloves and boots that will let you climb walls like Spider-Man. Well, I don't know about how soon. But a guy was able to climb a glass wall using gekko-skin climbing gear."


Nooo! That is species capability appropriation! Humans should not be allowed to steal gekko capabilities any more than Whites should be permitted to wear their hair in an Afro! We need a UN Special Committee NOW to stamp-out Species Capability Appropriation!

Posted by: The Left at January 23, 2023 06:51 PM (AMIL/)

123 At no time in my life did the idea of wearing women's clothes sound like fun to me.

Me either, but I have never really liked dressup. Most of my Halloween costumes were wearing a trenchcoat and fedora so I looked like a private eye. Sorta. I dressed up as Sunny Crockett for Halloween in college once, slick back hair with mousse, a tee shirt and linen jacket, no socks, docksiders. Couple days without a shave. I don't think I convinced anyone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 06:52 PM (0hOvj)

124 I made the final drop of the NHL when Cary Price got attacked for supporting gun rights.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 23, 2023 06:52 PM (eGTCV)

125 The other thing to keep in mind about Scott Adams is that he's really into hypnosis and psychological manipulation. I've seen some of his post-2016 musings about everyone splitting off into alternate realities; he has a point, but he's typically more engaged by the technique and efficacy of the Jedi mind tricks making it happen than whether any of the active participants are making a solid case for support.

Posted by: CppThis at January 23, 2023 06:52 PM (PZvjL)

126 118 Thank you!

For the remedial class (cough, cough, me) , what does that have to do with the name Lamont?

**Picks up pen to take notes
Posted by: Iris at January 23, 2023 06:51 PM (foa6+)

Go look up Redd Foxx. Sanford & Son. Sheesh, no culture around here, at all.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 23, 2023 06:52 PM (okGHj)

127 Thank you!

For the remedial class (cough, cough, me) , what does that have to do with the name Lamont?

**Picks up pen to take notes
Posted by: Iris at January 23, 2023 06:51 PM (foa6+)
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Lamont Sanford, whose father Fred would frequently address him as, "You big dummy".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 23, 2023 06:52 PM (XlE1Z)

128 >Its from some post last week, a video of someone appearing to create a sugar skull from Day of the Dead in Mexico in a pan. It was filmed in reverse, so the skull melted into the pan.


Oh that
yeah, I uh, knew it all along

Posted by: DB at January 23, 2023 06:52 PM (geLO8)

129 During the time when Covid was in its prime a friend of mine sent me this-

Sanford and Son | Fred Thinks Lamont Is Ill | Classic TV Rewind

https://tinyurl.com/2scuv755

Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2023 06:52 PM (NpAcC)

130 Sportsball is for men that want to watch other men playing with their balls.

Posted by: Obligatory at January 23, 2023 06:52 PM (lc5cP)

131 Boy, is the woke strong with Canadian broadcasts.

I don't know how Canadian morons stand it. I feel for you my friends.
-----------
It started badly after they got rid of Don Cherry as a colour commenter, more or less.

I dropped it even before BLM crap because the Leafs sucked so much.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 06:50 PM (Vwz3I)


I really miss Don Cherry.

I hate Ron MacLean.

Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2023 06:52 PM (gmo/4)

132 Why? Why is ace posting as Lamont the big dummy?

Maybe he just discovered Sandford and Son on Freevee
Posted by: Halfhand

See the sidebar re: Last Friday's cafe with the sugar skull, then go watch the sugar skull video.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2023 06:53 PM (3CCua)

133 There's a near kinda-sorta conjunction of Venus and Saturn going on right now.

Posted by: publius

Stare at it too long, you get conjunctivitis.

For which I have a Remedy.

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges at January 23, 2023 06:53 PM (h0vC/)

134 We need a UN Special Committee NOW to stamp-out Species Capability Appropriation!
Posted by: The Left at January 23, 2023 06:51 PM (AMIL/)

What about the Jew-fro? Is that still allowed?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 23, 2023 06:53 PM (okGHj)

135 Red Foxx was probably in top three of dirtiest act of comedians.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2023 06:54 PM (3gh+6)

136 There's a near kinda-sorta conjunction of Venus and Saturn going on right now.

Yeah all the ladies love my rings...

Posted by: Saturn at January 23, 2023 06:54 PM (lc5cP)

137 Yeah here it is, the Cafe for Friday 20th, probably not safe to comment on:

https://ace.mu.nu/archives/402828.php#402828

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 06:54 PM (0hOvj)

138 When do see the ILHAN Act that punishes Congress persons who lie about marrying their siblings?

Or how about the DICK Act for Senators who lie about mil service?

Or the TURTLE Act that punishes Senators who lie, well, pretty much always?

Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2023 06:54 PM (786Ro)

139 Why isn't "Washington Commanders" considered White Supremassaristocratic?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 23, 2023 06:54 PM (sWM8x)

140 A Twitter poll!

@ezralevant · 6h
Who will buy the Washington Post from Jeff Bezos?

⁃ Pfizer
⁃ BlackRock
⁃ Qatar
⁃ The CIA

[BTW, WaPo denies a NYPost report that they've lost 500,000 subscribers over the past IIRC two years.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 06:55 PM (Vwz3I)

141 Don MacLean > Ron MacLean

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 23, 2023 06:55 PM (XlE1Z)

142 139 Why isn't "Washington Commanders" considered White Supremassaristocratic?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 23, 2023 06:54 PM (sWM8x)

Because the asshats haven't figured out how to spell that yet.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 23, 2023 06:55 PM (okGHj)

143 [Go look up Redd Foxx. Sanford & Son. Sheesh, no culture around here, at all.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 23, 2023 06:52 PM (okGHj)


I DO TOO HAVE COUTH!

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 23, 2023 06:55 PM (AiZBA)

144 The Flyers canceling Kate Smith and God Bless America was my signal to drop the NHL. Definitely a bigger disappointment for me than the NFL.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2023 06:56 PM (3gh+6)

145 Our high school had a group of male athletes who would dress up like cheerleaders and act the fool to the great amusement of the students. They called themselves the Rah-Rahs. They were de-draggified A few years ago because snotty cheerleader was offended they were making fun of real cheerleaders who are Real Athletes too.

Cry me a fucking river, spoiled little girl.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 23, 2023 06:56 PM (Wy1BU)

146 ----------
Lamont Sanford, whose father Fred would frequently address him as, "You big dummy".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 23, 2023 06:52 PM (XlE1Z)

Thank you Captain Obvious

Posted by: Iris at January 23, 2023 06:56 PM (foa6+)

147 Yep. Refused to do the cheerleader dress up for the powder puff game.


Nerds!

Posted by: Ogre at January 23, 2023 06:56 PM (4I/2K)

148 WaPo denies a NYPost report that they've lost 500,000 subscribers over the past IIRC two years

This sounds plausible. Not only is their work ludicrously biased and ridiculous, but people just don't read newspapers any more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 06:56 PM (0hOvj)

149 The full-court press on Santos is no different than the Biden classified documents.

It's to remind everyone that there are two standards, and you will be destroyed if you aren't part of the correct group.

Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 23, 2023 06:56 PM (bm04m)

150
Karl Denninger ripped Clott Adams a nice new one about that in a ticker post a couple of days ago.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 23, 2023 06:57 PM (Mzdiz)

151 Next in the cross-hairs of the Transexual Mafia: A long-time black female music icon - Aretha Franklin.

Copied from a Daily Mail article posted today:

Now Aretha Franklin's song Natural Woman is deemed OFFENSIVE to trans women: Outrage as 'activists' demand song is removed from Spotify and
Apple Music

The song by The Queen of Soul is being called 'offensive' by LGBTQ activists

Released back in 1967, the stirring love ballad is now facing scrutiny - despite preaching positive messages in regards to women and femininity in general

Leading the charge to have the song nixed is the Norway-based Trans Cultural Mindfulness Alliance (TCMA), a group that started formed earlier this year.

Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2023 06:58 PM (AMIL/)

152 Redd Foxx always called his son Lamont Dummy on the show which I forget the name of unless it was The Redd Foxx show.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2023 06:58 PM (Y+l9t)

153 Has Hilaria Baldwin been watching the Modern Family marathon lately?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 23, 2023 06:58 PM (Hbm+5)

154 "My college roommate dressed up as a girl for Halloween,"

Knew a guy in college who shaved half of his full beard, and then dressed as half man / half woman. Yes he took the prize.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2023 06:58 PM (SJsWC)

155 "WaPo denies a NYPost report that they've lost 500,000 subscribers over the past IIRC two years

This sounds plausible. Not only is their work ludicrously biased and ridiculous, but people just don't read newspapers any more."

Not to mention that their paywall is easily circumvented using archive.is

Posted by: gp Fails To Gain Function at January 23, 2023 06:58 PM (24fqN)

156
Redd Foxx died of a heart attack during some audition thing he was attending. They delayed calling EMS because they thought for a second he was just doing the ol' "It's the Big One!" act for laughs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 23, 2023 06:58 PM (Mzdiz)

157 I had to wear a dress for my high school initiation--the point being to humiliate the freshmen.
Posted by: N.Lurker
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Pfft.

Posted by: ROTC cadets in high heels at January 23, 2023 06:59 PM (vNC/Y)

158 I hate Ron MacLean.
---------------
Me too, since Afghanistan in 2002 or 2003.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 06:59 PM (Vwz3I)

159
¡Chuy, no nos dejes!

Lamont no puede compararse contigo.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2023 06:59 PM (a3Q+t)

160

First 15 minutes of NBC Nightly Misinformation was shootings and peoples feelings about it.

Then there was a 30 second clip of a WH lawyer talking about being responsible.

I'm starting to watch now for the laughs.

Posted by: Auspex at January 23, 2023 06:59 PM (j4U/Z)

161 The Washington Generals would have been the best name change but they would die before they would agree to negotiate with Trump for the name.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2023 06:59 PM (3gh+6)

162 Our high school had a group of male athletes who would dress up like cheerleaders and act the fool to the great amusement of the students.

--------

There was a time in Heritage America when people were allowed to have a sense of humor, and there would even be movies made about men dressing as women and acting in stereotypical ways for comedy and no one really thought anything about it.

I halfway remember a bad 80s movie where some extremely white guy pretended to be black. And it was comedy and no one really thought anything about it because people were allowed to have a sense of humor.

Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 23, 2023 06:59 PM (bm04m)

163 The Seven Sisters are now between you and Uranus.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 23, 2023 06:51 PM (Mzdiz)

Let me go back and face the peril!

Posted by: Sir Galahad at January 23, 2023 06:59 PM (4I/2K)

164 I'm shopping for a new general practitioner doctor because mine just retired. Scrolling through these schmucks' area of focus is incredible. Dr after Dr has the focus of:

Co-occurring Disorders, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender (LGBTQ+) Care, Medication-Assisted Treatment (MAT)

I just want a normie, Western tradition MD that isn't going to try to cut off my remaining nut and turn me into a "non-binary" danger-haired fruitloop.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2023 07:00 PM (eyxn4)

165 144 The Flyers canceling Kate Smith and God Bless America was my signal to drop the NHL. Definitely a bigger disappointment for me than the NFL.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2023 06:56 PM (3gh+6)


What's extra stupid about the NHL doing it is that, with franchises going up in most major cities and growing disillusionment with NFL shenanigans, they were well positioned to become the next big thing. Why throw it all away?

Posted by: CppThis at January 23, 2023 07:00 PM (PZvjL)

166 he's totally normal and married with kids etc. just for like a few weeks there until they totally fell apart he was really liking the feel of those hose!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 23, 2023 06:35 PM (w0NJk)

Every NFL linemen was wearing them on cold days in the 70's.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 23, 2023 07:00 PM (z/ifB)

167 Redd Foxx used to make ultra-dirty comedy records, but I couldn't understand what he was saying.

Posted by: gp Fails To Gain Function at January 23, 2023 07:00 PM (24fqN)

168 Zients's appointment is riddled with irony.

Uh, that ain't irony. It's a repulsive mix of hypocrisy, corruption, dishonesty, and every other rotten character trait you can think of.

Irony would require a level of cleverness that is lacking in our current pResident.

Posted by: Half Dozen at January 23, 2023 07:00 PM (c7HsI)

169 I really miss Don Cherry.

Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2023 06:52 PM (gmo/4)

Don Cherry was a absolute hoot when he coached our local backwater hockey team (Colorado Rockies). He's missed here too.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at January 23, 2023 07:01 PM (imVg7)

170
Montage of Fred calling Lamont a big dummy:

https://tinyurl.com/yfee92w4

Some others he calls dummy there too.

Lamont: "Until I was 6 years old, I thought my name was Dummy Sanford!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 23, 2023 07:01 PM (Mzdiz)

171 Redd Foxx always called his son Lamont Dummy on the show which I forget the name of unless it was The Redd Foxx show.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2023 06:58 PM (Y+l9t)

Sanford and Son. More trivial info to fill your brain.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2023 07:01 PM (3gh+6)

172 I just want a normie, Western tradition MD that isn't going to try to cut off my remaining nut and turn me into a "non-binary" danger-haired fruitloop.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2023 07:00 PM (eyxn4)

Or euthanize you.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, cuz that stuff happens in Canada at January 23, 2023 07:02 PM (PiwSw)

173
Should be the Washington "Skins".

Posted by: Auspex at January 23, 2023 07:02 PM (j4U/Z)

174 It's a pity Redd Foxx never sued Mark Levin

Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2023 07:02 PM (786Ro)

175 14 Who the fk is Maya Rudolph?

Posted by: fd at January 23, 2023 06:30 PM (iayUP

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Pretty sure she won a couple track and field Olympic medals back in the 60's...

Posted by: 496 at January 23, 2023 07:03 PM (r2nO6)

176 Lamont Sanford, whose father Fred would frequently address him as, "You big dummy".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 23, 2023 06:52 PM (XlE1Z)


https://tinyurl.com/3xwhy4mu

Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2023 07:03 PM (AMIL/)

177 >Why isn't "Washington Commanders" considered White Supremassaristocratic?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


OK
The Redskins (Commanders) are headquartered in Ashburn, VA, or 'Northern Virginia'

There was once an 'Army of Northern Virginia', with commanders like Lee and Longstreet

I'm not sure what I'm getting at

Posted by: DB at January 23, 2023 07:03 PM (geLO8)

178 Lamont: "Until I was 6 years old, I thought my name was Dummy Sanford!"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 23, 2023 07:01 PM (Mzdiz)

I thought mine was Damnit! And my brother's was Jesus Christ!

Posted by: Growing Up Cosby at January 23, 2023 07:03 PM (4I/2K)

179 Love the BEE, but they shouldv'e gone with Figure Skating instead of soccer.

Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2023 07:04 PM (786Ro)

180 There was a time in Heritage America when people were allowed to have a sense of humor, and there would even be movies made about men dressing as women and acting in stereotypical ways for comedy and no one really thought anything about it.

It used to be pretty standard in military amusements to have guys dressed up as girls to play the girl parts, but obviously being guys. Most of the humor or Some Like It Hot comes from this concept. A lot of the humor in Monty Python and Kids in the Hall use that device.

Nobody has a sense of humor any longer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 07:04 PM (0hOvj)

181 Thanks Sebastian. Wasn't there a Redd Foxx show at some point?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2023 07:04 PM (Y+l9t)

182 I think we need to replace the flaming skull with a still from the candy skull video.

At least for a time.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 23, 2023 07:04 PM (z/ifB)

183 >14 Who the fk is Maya Rudolph?

formerly of SNL
woke

Posted by: DB at January 23, 2023 07:04 PM (geLO8)

184 There was a time in Heritage America when people were allowed to have a sense of humor, and there would even be movies made about men dressing as women and acting in stereotypical ways for comedy and no one really thought anything about it.
---
We had a "Womanless Wedding" fundraiser in which all the Dads dressed as women. It used to be a common thing and it was always hilarious.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 23, 2023 07:05 PM (sWM8x)

185 Ron Klain's leaving the WH fits with Biden not running in 2024.

My bet is that Klain wants to run Newsom's campaign and then come back as Chief of Staff. Klain has ties to the Obamans and Nancy from what I've seen. And running campaigns is one of his proven skills. With Joe out, Newsom will get annointed without too much fuss.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2023 07:05 PM (SJsWC)

186 There was a time in Heritage America when people were allowed to have a sense of humor, and there would even be movies made about men dressing as women and acting in stereotypical ways for comedy and no one really thought anything about it.

It used to be pretty standard in military amusements to have guys dressed up as girls to play the girl parts, but obviously being guys. Most of the humor or Some Like It Hot comes from this concept. A lot of the humor in Monty Python and Kids in the Hall use that device.

Nobody has a sense of humor any longer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 07:04 PM (0hOvj)

Word.

Posted by: The Wayans Brothers at January 23, 2023 07:05 PM (4I/2K)

187 The Seven Sisters are now between you and Uranus.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 23, 2023 06:51 PM


The Pleiades open star cluster is located in the zodiacal constellation of Taurus, the celestial bull, at around 444 light-years / 136 parsecs away from the Sun.

It is among the nearest star clusters to Earth, and it is also visible to the naked eye.

Dominated by hot blue and luminous stars that have formed between 75 to 150 million years ago. Many reflection nebula are present around the brightest Pleiades stars.

The Pleiades open star cluster is estimated to continue to exist for another 250 million years, after which it will disperse due to gravitational interactions with its galactic neighborhood.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 23, 2023 07:05 PM (a3Q+t)

188 thought mine was Damnit! And my brother's was Jesus Christ!
Posted by: Growing Up Cosby

See, that's funny. It made me laugh.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2023 07:05 PM (Y+l9t)

189 Notice that the franchises that ditch their Injun names replace them with authoritarian or militaristic ones?

Redskins --> Commanders
Indians --> Guardians

Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2023 07:06 PM (786Ro)

190 Thanks Sebastian. Wasn't there a Redd Foxx show at some point?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2023 07:04 PM (Y+l9

Yes . Late 80s I think.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2023 07:06 PM (3gh+6)

191
173
Should be the Washington "Skins".

Doesn't matter though. They could call themselves the "Bikini clad hot chicks romping around on a field" and I wouldn't warch 'em.

Well, maybe once.

Posted by: Auspex at January 23, 2023 07:06 PM (j4U/Z)

192 formerly of SNL
woke
Posted by: DB at January 23, 2023 07:04 PM (geLO

Media drone. Woke goes without saying. "Bien pensant NPC" is the only setting these """people""" have.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2023 07:06 PM (oINRc)

193 Who the fk is Maya Rudolph?

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I cannot believe you ask that question this close to Black History Month.

Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 23, 2023 07:07 PM (bm04m)

194 Should be the Washington "Skins".
Posted by: Auspex at January 23, 2023 07:02 PM


Aren't there more than four of them?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2023 07:07 PM (a3Q+t)

195 Just wanna say Margaret Brennan and Nora O'Donnell were once hot af.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 23, 2023 07:07 PM (1ais2)

196 Is anyone else bothered by Trump calling his former SecTrans Elaine Chao, "Coco Chow?" Trump just can't help shooting himself in the foot over stupid shit.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2023 07:07 PM (eyxn4)

197 There was a time in Heritage America when people were allowed to have a sense of humor, and there would even be movies made about men dressing as women and acting in stereotypical ways for comedy and no one really thought anything about it.

+++
Some Like it Hot.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2023 07:07 PM (Y+l9t)

198 I want a conservative politician to run on this platform:

The government (Fed, state, local) will be minimized so that hard working citizens are left alone to run their lives as they see fit.

Mic Drop

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 23, 2023 07:08 PM (6Tc2R)

199 The Redd Foxx Show lasted one season in 1986

13 episodes, supposedly a ratings stinker

Posted by: DB at January 23, 2023 07:08 PM (geLO8)

200 99% of the theater in DC is about UKR.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 23, 2023 07:08 PM (1ais2)

201 [the law] is inexplicably contrary to Florida law and significantly lacks education value."

Not inexplicable at all. It's by design. We could edit and adapt to this to every leftist policy proposal:

"... is purposefully contrary to ____ law [and common sense and moral standards] and significantly lacks any social value."

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 23, 2023 07:09 PM (H8QX8)

202 We had a "Womanless Wedding" fundraiser in which all the Dads dressed as women. It used to be a common thing and it was always hilarious.
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Now you have to really mean it when you put on a dress and spitefully portray all the worst stereotypes as women or else you're being hateful.

Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 23, 2023 07:09 PM (bm04m)

203 >> Posted by: Wesley Crusher

Shut up, Wesley!

You big dummy!

Posted by: Jean-Luc G. Picard at January 23, 2023 07:09 PM (Mzdiz)

204 Washington Commandos, 'cause it's all about love.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 23, 2023 07:09 PM (Zktzy)

205 I still say that the Redskins only had to change their logo to a red potato.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 23, 2023 07:10 PM (Eeb9P)

206 Should be the Washington "Skins".
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But that sounds kinda Peenyphobic.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 23, 2023 07:10 PM (sWM8x)

207 196 Is anyone else bothered by Trump calling his former SecTrans Elaine Chao, "Coco Chow?" Trump just can't help shooting himself in the foot over stupid shit.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2023 07:07 PM (eyxn4)

It makes me smile. Idk why. But it does. I enjoy his nicknames as much as his elocutionary propensities.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 23, 2023 07:10 PM (1ais2)

208 199 The Redd Foxx Show lasted one season in 1986

13 episodes, supposedly a ratings stinker

Posted by: DB at January 23, 2023 07:08 PM (geLO


Probably because he was prohibited from saying any of Carlin's "Seven Words You Can't Say on Television."

Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2023 07:10 PM (AMIL/)

209 Coco Chow is funny.

Doesn't bother me at all, espcially while Trump is:
- palling around with Miss Lindsey Graham
- supporting Ronna McDaniel
- Supporting Frank Luntz's BFF McCarthy
- blaming prolifers for GOP underperformance in November
- still boasting about the vax

Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2023 07:10 PM (786Ro)

210 I don't like the sound of this...

Toby Young @toadmeister · 17h
According to a new paper in a peer-reviewed journal by six top scientists, the Northern hemisphere may be about to enter a period of cooling that will last until the 2050s. Unfortunately, Al Gore hasn’t read it.

dailysceptic.org
Temperatures in Northern Hemisphere Due to Fall Over Next 25 Years, According to Six Top Internat...
According to a new paper in a peer-reviewed journal by six top scientists, the Northern hemisphere may be about to enter a period of cooling that will la...
https://tinyurl.com/5f3caapp

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 07:10 PM (Vwz3I)

211 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 07:04 PM (0hOvj)

Semi off topic but reminded me. The only part of Stalag 17 I disliked. The Christmas party where the guys were dancing with each other and the one guy trying to help his buddy by dressing up.(somewhat)

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2023 07:10 PM (3gh+6)

212 The government (Fed, state, local) will be minimized so that hard working citizens are left alone to run their lives as they see fit a hundred generations of men tremble at the cultural memory of its blood-drenched degringolade.

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FIFY.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2023 07:11 PM (oINRc)

213 > Who the fk is Maya Rudolph?

She's a moderately funny comedian. I liked her as The Judge in The Good Place. She's been in a ton of stuff I've never seen like Bridesmaids.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2023 07:11 PM (eyxn4)

214
In my 95 yr old father's hay day, "womanless weddings" used to be a big thing. The bride would be ugliest, most unfeminine looking guy of the bunch. The goal was to look like the ugliest woman you ever did see.

Worse that Aunt Esther, even.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 23, 2023 07:11 PM (Mzdiz)

215 Trump just can't help shooting himself in the foot over stupid shit.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2023 07:07 PM (eyxn4)

All that foot-shooting got him the presidency. Twice.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 23, 2023 07:11 PM (H8QX8)

216 Did not like Sanford and Son, or any of the other black TV comedies produced and written mainly by whites. No better than Amos & Andy.

Posted by: gp Fails To Gain Function at January 23, 2023 07:11 PM (24fqN)

217 Washington Commandos, 'cause it's all about love.

Posted by: Braenyard

They don't wear underwear?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2023 07:11 PM (Y+l9t)

218 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 07:10 PM (Vwz3I)

50 years late better than nothing.

Posted by: 70's Newsweek at January 23, 2023 07:12 PM (3gh+6)

219
Toby Young @toadmeister · 17h
According to a new paper in a peer-reviewed journal by six top scientists, the Northern hemisphere may be about to enter a period of cooling that will last until the 2050s.

--

It's okay. Surely the models predicted this.

Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 23, 2023 07:12 PM (bm04m)

220 This is what you get when you allow the most mentally disturbed and psychologically fragile people to dictate how society must act. Back in the past we'd tell them to grow up or get a sense or humor or just shut the hell up and stop ruining everyone's fun.

Would it hurt their feelings? Absolutely. But that's on THEM not us. If you aren't being cruel or unusually mean spirited, its their reaction to what you say that is the problem, not what you say. We are all responsible for how we respond to things, others are not. If I take offense at what you are doing, then that's my reaction, not your action, unless you are doing something excessively offensive to the average person.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 07:12 PM (0hOvj)

221 "She's been in a ton of stuff I've never seen like Bridesmaids."

Bridesmaids made me laff, but it's mainly due to Wiig and McCarthy. Maya was undistinguished supporting.

Posted by: gp Fails To Gain Function at January 23, 2023 07:13 PM (24fqN)

222 The Ice Age is coming
The Sun's zoomin in

Posted by: fd at January 23, 2023 07:13 PM (iayUP)

223 Wilma Rudolph was a Black Olympic runner. Maya Rudolph is an actress and comedienne. Maybe they are somehow related to each other.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2023 07:14 PM (RUeh1)

224 216 Did not like Sanford and Son, or any of the other black TV comedies produced and written mainly by whites. No better than Amos & Andy.
Posted by: gp Fails To Gain Function at January 23, 2023 07:11 PM (24fqN)

Thank you for your service. I hope the brothers read what you wrote.

For my part, I love Sanford and Son and the father in Friday and some Eddie Murphy movie with Arsenio with the dinner scene whefe he talks about "whipping p*ssy".

Goid stuff.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 23, 2023 07:14 PM (1ais2)

225 SpaceX's Starship had a big pre-launch test today and it went well.

https://bit.ly/3XzhHYX

Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2023 07:14 PM (eyxn4)

226 196 Is anyone else bothered by Trump calling his former SecTrans Elaine Chao, "Coco Chow?" Trump just can't help shooting himself in the foot over stupid shit.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2023 07:07 PM (eyxn4)


I wouldn't say I'm bothered by it--the man's notorious for handing out derpy nicknames--but totally agree that he's pro at scoring own goals. The fact that many people justifiably hold him up as a paragon of leadership says more about the sorry state of the 21st century than it does about Donald Trump.

Posted by: CppThis at January 23, 2023 07:14 PM (PZvjL)

227 Fireman Chet Kelly on Emergency! in 1975 developed suction cup shoes to climb outside building walls. He was never able to perfect them, though he would be very interested in the current product. Alas and aleck, Chet Kelly (Tim Donnelly), passed on in 2021, aged 77. RIP Fireman Kelly, and thank you for your service to mankind.

Posted by: The Boy Can Pick 'Em at January 23, 2023 07:15 PM (8ocB+)

228 Semi off topic but reminded me. The only part of Stalag 17 I disliked. The Christmas party where the guys were dancing with each other and the one guy trying to help his buddy by dressing up.(somewhat)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2023 07:10 PM (3gh+6)

It's not "gay" if your in prison.

Posted by: Billy Hayes at January 23, 2023 07:15 PM (R/m4+)

229 A guy making bank performing in girlie clothes? Whoodathunkit!

Posted by: Boy George at January 23, 2023 07:15 PM (3Or4S)

230 Some Like it Hot.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2023 07:07 PM (Y+l9t)

Bosom Buddies.

Posted by: 70's Newsweek at January 23, 2023 07:15 PM (3gh+6)

231 "I hope the brothers read what you wrote."

So true. People hate me most because I'm always sucking up to black people.

Posted by: gp Fails To Gain Function at January 23, 2023 07:16 PM (24fqN)

232 Actually knew a guy who sometimes wore nylons-- when scuba diving. Made wetsuit removal much easier.

Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2023 07:16 PM (o0Fxd)

233 Did not like Sanford and Son, or any of the other black TV comedies produced and written mainly by whites.

Red Foxx had a lot of input on the writing, so it wasn't a bunch of Jews sitting around a room trying to figure out how to make black people look stupid. Sanford himself came across as hilarious and likable, and often really wise.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 07:16 PM (0hOvj)

234 It's not "gay" if your in prison.
Posted by: Billy Hayes at January 23, 2023 07:15 PM (R/m4+)

Prison rule (worst thing I ever heard):

It'd not gay if the other guy doesn't enjoy it.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 23, 2023 07:16 PM (1ais2)

235 > All that foot-shooting got him the presidency. Twice.

Just because he's better than 100% of D.C. doesn't mean everything he does is perfect. Trump's like an average height man in a land of midgets.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2023 07:16 PM (eyxn4)

236 Bonhomme, is that Florida?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2023 07:17 PM (Y+l9t)

237 231 "I hope the brothers read what you wrote."

So true. People hate me most because I'm always sucking up to black people.
Posted by: gp Fails To Gain Function at January 23, 2023 07:16 PM (24fqN)

Thanks man

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 23, 2023 07:17 PM (1ais2)

238 >>>Temperatures in Northern Hemisphere Due to Fall Over Next 25 Years, According to Six Top Internat...
According to a new paper in a peer-reviewed journal by six top scientists, the Northern hemisphere may be about to enter a period of cooling that will la...
https://tinyurl.com/5f3caapp
Posted by: andycanuck
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That's why they are raising the price of natural gas now.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 23, 2023 07:17 PM (Zktzy)

239 Can I get those pumps in a size 14?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 23, 2023 07:18 PM (3Or4S)

240 Posted by: Thesokorus at January 23, 2023 07:14 PM (1ais

My Wife and Kids is one of my favorite sitcoms. Damon Wayons is a national treasure.

Posted by: 70's Newsweek at January 23, 2023 07:18 PM (3gh+6)

241 Things I want to hear Joey say but will probably never.

Look, Jack, I'm about to be indicted on numerous felony counts. Even treason. No joke! -- JRB

Posted by: micky at January 23, 2023 07:18 PM (3byMq)

242 Crowder's on Timcast in about 25 minutes if you're into that sort of thing.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2023 07:18 PM (eyxn4)

243 233 Sigh:
https://tinyurl.com/ycxtp64z

Posted by: gp Fails To Gain Function at January 23, 2023 07:18 PM (24fqN)

244 If Bezos buys the Commanders, his Anonymous Highly Placed Sources will leak to the Wash Post that the stadium scoreboards were victims of Classic Russian Disinfomation.

16-0 folks. Don't believe us? What, you support Russia?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 23, 2023 07:18 PM (8AONa)

245 Maya Rudolph had some funny bits on SNL as Kamala Harris which you can find on the internet, before they get deleted if Harris becomes President

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2023 07:19 PM (RUeh1)

246 Wilma Rudolph was a Black Olympic runner. Maya Rudolph is an actress and comedienne. Maybe they are somehow related to each other.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2023 07:14 PM

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Thanks you Fen - I was actually kidding at post 175. I hadn't hear of Maya but knew darn well it wasn't Wilma! Hope you've been well.

Posted by: 496 at January 23, 2023 07:19 PM (LJQAB)

247 219 It's okay. Surely the models predicted this.
Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 23, 2023 07:12 PM (bm04m)


They pivoted from Global Warming to Climate Change, so as long as it's doing something then it's all our fault and only global socialist oligarchy can save us from ourselves.

Posted by: CppThis at January 23, 2023 07:19 PM (PZvjL)

248 232 Actually knew a guy who sometimes wore nylons-- when scuba diving. Made wetsuit removal much easier.
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I know duck hunters who say nylons are the ultimate base layer.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 23, 2023 07:20 PM (sWM8x)

249 My Wife and Kids is one of my favorite sitcoms. Damon Wayons is a national treasure.
Posted by: 70's Newsweek

Loved that show! It was funny and often still had a heartwarming message like family sitcoms of old.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 23, 2023 07:20 PM (ftFVW)

250 > Bonhomme, is that Florida?

I believe it's their Boca Chica, TX site.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2023 07:20 PM (eyxn4)

251 Did not like Sanford and Son, or any of the other black TV comedies produced and written mainly by whites. No better than Amos & Andy.

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I like them better than the black-written and produced comedies that reinforce the dope smoking, ignorant, irresponsible black male with strong smart black woman Wayans brother crap that has become the norm. Look at our stereotypes, yo!

I've never watched it, but I know there's a show called Black-ish.

There is no way that's not exactly what it advertises.

Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 23, 2023 07:20 PM (em09h)

252
In the fantasy world of a Republican ever being elected Preznit again, I think the strategy would be making thousands of individual executive orders changing specific, narrowly defined deep state rules, and defending the legal challenges brought before communist judges with continuances, pleas for change of venue, and every other delaying tactic available.

Fabian lawfare.

Posted by: Auspex at January 23, 2023 07:21 PM (j4U/Z)

253 Wilma Rudolph was a Black Olympic runner. Maya Rudolph is an actress and comedienne. Maybe they are somehow related to each other.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2023 07:14 PM (RUeh1)

...

Was thinking Wilma got her medals stripped. It was Marion Jones, they ran at the same time.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 23, 2023 07:21 PM (z/ifB)

254 "Temperatures in Northern Hemisphere Due to Fall Over Next 25 Years, According to Six Top Internat."

This was entirely predictable. We have cyclical periods of alternating warming and cooling for a few decades. Last time around the alarmists said the Earth would freeze over. Variations in the Sun's output and the Earth wobbles as it orbits (when the North Pole loses ice, the South Pole gains).

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2023 07:22 PM (SJsWC)

255 I know duck hunters who say nylons are the ultimate base layer.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 23, 2023 07:20 PM (sWM8x)

I know of a 65+ yr old "cyclist" (psychopaths one and all if over 30) eho shaves his legs "in case he falls".

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 23, 2023 07:22 PM (1ais2)

256 Glacier in NY would be awesome

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2023 07:22 PM (xhxe8)

257 Yeah, it didn't look like Florida so that sounds right. Interesting how it is surrounded by water. Seems smart.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2023 07:22 PM (Y+l9t)

258 Full disclosure: I only use the Wayans because I remember some cheech and chong except black guys movie from the 90s and I think it was them. But you know exactly what I'm talking about. It's shameful, too.

I guess I just grew up not thinking black people and families were any different than white people and families. I need to be taught differently, apparently.

Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 23, 2023 07:23 PM (bm04m)

259 And a dummy is a dummy!

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at January 23, 2023 07:24 PM (zSyrn)

260 102 How's this for a Hit: FJB bringing back AFFH,
https://tinyurl.com/mrx3a8cx

He really really hates us.
Posted by: gp Fails To Gain Function at January 23, 2023 06:47 PM (24fqN)

He does, and everyone around him does.

Posted by: Flyover at January 23, 2023 07:24 PM (Rbu5d)

261 The Marshall of the Supreme Court has clarified that she (of course) did in fact interview the justices themselves-- but did not require them to sign an affidavit, under penalty of perjury, stating that they did not leak the Dodd draft opinion and don't know who did.


In a normal world a SCOTUS justice would not need to sign such a document

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 23, 2023 07:24 PM (8GeFp)

262 I've never watched it, but I know there's a show called Black-ish.

From what I understand, that's about a young family of middle class black people who aren't stereotypically black (they don't listen to rap, don't have lots of tats, don't speak that lame white sharecropper Alabama accent, etc). They have a grandfather who is all that stuff and gets annoyed at their lack of authentic blacknitude.

At least, that's the feeling I get from the clips I've seen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 07:24 PM (0hOvj)

263 Red Foxx worked blue, as they say.
Andrew Dice Clay not even close with pastel sky blue (cyan even).

Posted by: micky at January 23, 2023 07:24 PM (3byMq)

264 https://youtu.be/YTVMuDt0pOo

*crying*

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 23, 2023 07:25 PM (1ais2)

265 by: 496 at January 23, 2023 07:19 PM (LJQAB)

Yes; I knew you were kidding.
😊I am reasonably well. Thanks for asking. Hope you are doing well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2023 07:25 PM (EIc3h)

266 Is there anything more gay than a man playing soccer?

Posted by: Bretton Brochan McTavish at January 23, 2023 07:25 PM (D25PY)

267 196 Is anyone else bothered by Trump calling his former SecTrans Elaine Chao, "Coco Chow?" Trump just can't help shooting himself in the foot over stupid shit.
Posted by: bonhomme
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I am bothered less by Trump's insults than his refusal to admit the vaxx was a mistake that is killing people--he had a perfect chance at Diamond's funeral.

Given that Chao's father who is very connected with Red China due to his shipping company gave her and Mitch tens of millions of dollars, I am not really worried about their sensitive feelings. In any case, Chao dissed Trump on the way out due to Jan 6 so I really don't care much for her or Mitch.

Posted by: whig at January 23, 2023 07:25 PM (bDjBG)

268 216 Did not like Sanford and Son, or any of the other black TV comedies produced and written mainly by whites. No better than Amos & Andy.
Posted by: gp Fails To Gain Function at January 23, 2023 07:11 PM (24fqN)

You Big Dummy!

Posted by: Fred Sanford, Junk Dealer and All Around Card at January 23, 2023 07:26 PM (R/m4+)

269 Wow, I looked it up and forgot that the Wayans did "White Girls."

That would be interesting to watch today.

Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 23, 2023 07:26 PM (bm04m)

270 Fleece-lined leggings make terrific base layer! As long as you don't get soaking wet, of course.

But for just puttering around out in subfreezing temps, or driving a forktruck outside all day-- awesome.

Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2023 07:27 PM (o0Fxd)

271 Is there anything more gay than a man playing soccer?
Posted by: Bretton Brochan McTavish at January 23, 2023 07:25 PM


Two men playing soccer?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2023 07:27 PM (a3Q+t)

272 It's okay. Surely the models predicted this.
Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon

Speaking of complete bullshit . . .

Philip Melanchthon Wegmann@PhilipWegmann
White House: “House Republicans’ economic agenda: higher gas prices, higher middle class taxes, higher inflation, higher drug costs.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 23, 2023 07:27 PM (FVME7)

273 Is there anything more gay than a man playing soccer?
Posted by: Bretton Brochan McTavish
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Synchronized swimming?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2023 07:27 PM (uUKp3)

274 "My college roommate dressed up as a girl for Halloween, even borrowing his girlfriend's 1000 dollar fur coat. So I can see this, especially at Carnivale. Doesn't mean he's a tranny."

No, I'm sorry, any sartioral choices outside a narrowly prescribed range of "masculine" or "feminine", fror any reason, means absolutely that your friend is, indeed, a tranny. He - excuse me, ~she~ must report immediately for mandatory gender-confirmation surgery.

/a joke. Probably. For now.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 23, 2023 07:27 PM (vTHG7)

275 I really liked the Wayans Brothers on In Living Color, and their first Scary Movie was pretty dang funny. They've been kind of hit and miss since then, most of their stuff being skit length ideas stretched into a 90 minute meh.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 07:28 PM (0hOvj)

276
Two men playing soccer?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2023 07:27 PM (a3Q+t)

Only if they both enjoy it.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 23, 2023 07:28 PM (1ais2)

277 ...They have a grandfather who is all that stuff and gets annoyed at their lack of authentic blacknitude.

At least, that's the feeling I get from the clips I've seen.
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I wonder which element is promoted as the "good" thing?

Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 23, 2023 07:28 PM (bm04m)

278 Redd Foxx was not afraid to speak his mind about content. He had a reputation as a curmudgeon.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 23, 2023 07:28 PM (pgakc)

279 his replacement will be Jeff Zientz of... Bain Capital. Bain Capital, ripped by Obama-Biden as the Locus of All Evil in 2012.

That was way back, like in 4 BT!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2023 07:29 PM (a3Q+t)

280 > "Temperatures in Northern Hemisphere Due to Fall Over Next 25 Years, According to Six Top Internat."

they will still call it 'climate change'

Posted by: DB at January 23, 2023 07:29 PM (geLO8)

281 "Do not merely listen to the word, and so deceive yourselves. Do what it says"

James 1:26

Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2023 07:29 PM (K7FU5)

282
Mars is pretty high now, be over the meridian here in just over an hour. I can't see the Pleiades -- not clear enough. But I can see Betelgeuse just below, and then Aldebaran sort of in between. That's three nicely reddish looking points of light to see.

Anyway, if you go out now, you can make the arc of the ecliptic across your sky with Mars, Jupiter, and the setting Moon laying it out for you.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 23, 2023 07:30 PM (Mzdiz)

283 a hundred generations of men tremble at the cultural memory of its blood-drenched degringolade.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2023 07:11 PM (oINRc)

I wrote degringolade on a sticky note and stuck it to my computer monitor, and have been trying to work it into a conversation since I first saw you use it here over a year ago. What a great word!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 23, 2023 07:30 PM (OX9vb)

284 I wonder which element is promoted as the "good" thing?
Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 23, 2023 07:28 PM


Calcium. It builds strong bones.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2023 07:30 PM (a3Q+t)

285 Two men playing soccer?

Posted by: Duncanthrax

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Did they ride bicycles to the stadium? Wearing logo'd jerseys?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 23, 2023 07:31 PM (8AONa)

286 I'll be a clean old man when I'm a dead old man.

Posted by: Grady at January 23, 2023 07:31 PM (pgakc)

287 Temperatures in Northern Hemisphere Due to Fall Over Next 25 Years, According to Six Top Internat...


Oh for Pete's sake. Is it global warming or cooling? I wish they'd settle on one or the other.
Idiots.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2023 07:31 PM (anj39)

288 I wonder which element is promoted as the "good" thing?

The clips I've seen are usually the young couple doing something not sufficiently black and being laughed at for it. For example:

Mom serves dinner, with boiled ribs instead of barbecue because its healthier. Grandpa goes "uh huh" and pulls out the hot sauce.

Which was funny: that's the universal solution to bad food in the south, put more hot sauce on it. Boiled ribs sounds terrible, so far so good. But the name of the show and the bent is: you're not black enough, and that's dumb.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 07:31 PM (0hOvj)

289 164...I just want a normie, Western tradition MD that isn't going to try to cut off my remaining nut and turn me into a "non-binary" danger-haired fruitloop.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2023 07:00 PM (eyxn4)

Maybe a D.O. (instead of MD) would be a good fit.
I almost said "in a private practice" but I don't think that exists anymore.

Posted by: Flyover at January 23, 2023 07:31 PM (Rbu5d)

290 "Do not merely listen to the word, and so deceive yourselves. Do what it says"

James 1:26


Blasphemy! Faith Alone! You can't work your way into Heaven!

/sarc

Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2023 07:31 PM (eyxn4)

291 What does an addadicktome cost in 2023?

Posted by: Savin' Up at January 23, 2023 07:31 PM (8ocB+)

292 Joe Biden knows what being black is all about

Posted by: DB at January 23, 2023 07:32 PM (geLO8)

293 Peak Deep State ... they seem to be using up their afterburners to suppress all truth, to push every BigLie. This will not end well ... for somebody ... not sure which side wins.

80% want controlled borders, immigration only for those that go through the process.

85% want normal school teaching, not Woke, not trannie instructors for kindergarten. They want real math, real history, real civics about why the USA is special on that God Given Rights thang.

But the 1% is certain they can censor all truth, and force their insane racist/queer/anti-Liberty religion on us all. This is tyranny ... but who knows, maybe Google Play can control us all?

Posted by: illiniwek at January 23, 2023 07:33 PM (Cus5s)

294 Supreme Court justices are above reproach?
Sign an affidavit then. Do it you lying scumbags!

Posted by: micky at January 23, 2023 07:33 PM (3byMq)

295 Blasphemy! Faith Alone! You can't work your way into Heaven!

Lest any man boast....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 07:34 PM (0hOvj)

296 new one:

A shooting in Northern California left "multiple victims," authorities said Monday.

The San Mateo County Sheriff's Office said deputies were responding to a shooting at Highway 92 near Half Moon Bay, 30 miles south of San Francisco.

Posted by: DB at January 23, 2023 07:34 PM (geLO8)

297 "In the same way, let your light shine before others, that they may see your good deeds and glorify your Father in heaven."

Matthew 5:16

"Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2023 07:31 PM (eyxn4)"

I could do this all night. Lol.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2023 07:34 PM (K7FU5)

298 Given the state of men in society and law these days I cannot think of any reason why some girl would want to "become" one, even assuming such a thing is possible. What possible benefit could you possibly gain from such a move???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 07:35 PM (0hOvj)

299 Kitara, vinte dolares, o mesmo que na cicade.

Posted by: Eromero at January 23, 2023 07:35 PM (0OP+5)

300 Which was funny: that's the universal solution to bad food in the south, put more hot sauce on it. Boiled ribs sounds terrible, so far so good. But the name of the show and the bent is: you're not black enough, and that's dumb.

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There's another subtle point there, too.

Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 23, 2023 07:35 PM (bm04m)

301 "What good is it, my brothers and sisters, if someone claims to have faith but has no deeds? Can such faith save them?"

James 2:14

Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2023 07:36 PM (K7FU5)

302 "What does an addadicktome cost in 2023?"

funny, but is there such a thing? They cut off dicks, cut off breasts ... do they ever add dicks? Their contrived vaginas are a mess ... but I have not seen female trannies get dicks. Is that a thang?

Posted by: illiniwek at January 23, 2023 07:36 PM (Cus5s)

303 Boiled ribs? What kind of blasphemy is that??

Posted by: fd at January 23, 2023 07:36 PM (iayUP)

304 Now Aretha Franklin's song Natural Woman is deemed OFFENSIVE to trans women: Outrage as 'activists' demand song is removed from Spotify and Apple Music

Posted by: DB at January 23, 2023 07:36 PM (geLO8)

305 uh, yep.

@RichardGrenell - 5m

Under Bush, Russia invaded Georgia.
Under Obama, Russia took Crimea.
Under Biden, Russia invaded Ukraine.

Russia didn't invade during Trump.....

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2023 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)

306 Kitara, vinte dolares, o mesmo que na cicade.
Posted by: Eromero at January 23, 2023 07:35 PM


No cardboard-membership discount?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2023 07:38 PM (a3Q+t)

307 Now Aretha Franklin's song Natural Woman is deemed OFFENSIVE to trans women: Outrage as 'activists' demand song is removed from Spotify and Apple Music

Yeah but its like 3 people claiming outrage, and in the past people would have giggled at them and moved on. OK you don't like it. Stop listening to it.

Now its amplified by everyone talking about it as if its a huge movement and 15000 social media bots repeat exactly the same wording so companies panic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 07:38 PM (0hOvj)

308 Boiled ribs sounds terrible, so far so good. But the name of the show and the bent is: you're not black enough, and that's dumb.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 07:31 PM (0hOvj)
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No True Blackman is not a logical fallacy.

'Cause Black.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2023 07:38 PM (OaZlZ)

309 > I could do this all night. Lol.

Don't forget the ultimate treatise: James 2:14-26

A couple of highlights:

"But someone will say, 'You have faith, and I have works.' Show me your faith without your works, and I will show you my faith by my works."

"For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also."

Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2023 07:39 PM (eyxn4)

310 298 Given the state of men in society and law these days I cannot think of any reason why some girl would want to "become" one, even assuming such a thing is possible. What possible benefit could you possibly gain from such a move???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 07:35 PM (0hOvj)

It's not men but trans-men they want to be. Iirc there was a book by some woman(in modern times) who had lived as a man for a while about how much harder it was.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 23, 2023 07:39 PM (eYoxG)

311 " but I have not seen female trannies get dicks. Is that a thang?"

Yeah. Allegedly, they take a chunk out of the girl's arm, I think, and craft something that looks kind of more or less like a phallus.

Not clue how they manage to attach the thing.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 23, 2023 07:39 PM (vTHG7)

312 Nood. Upstairs y'all.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, cuz that stuff happens in Canada at January 23, 2023 07:40 PM (PiwSw)

313 What possible benefit could you possibly gain from such a move???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 07:35 PM (0hOvj)

Right? Given that Men Are Bad, why do "feminist" women want to be men? None of it makes sense, but I think that's the real intention--chaos and confusion.

Though I have read that the testosterone injections, at first, make girls feel happier and more positive. Too bad we can't just help teenagers get through puberty in more old-fashioned ways, like listening to Nazareth sing "Love Hurts" for hours on end in the dark.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 23, 2023 07:40 PM (OX9vb)

314 25
say this for stan's team, they understand that this is a war; too many of us still think we are having a civil discussion with the chancellor over tea and scones.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 23, 2023 06:32 PM (XzIdt)
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Not watercress sandwiches?

Posted by: Ciampino - humor is the best medicine at January 23, 2023 07:40 PM (qfLjt)

315 Is there anything more gay than a man playing soccer?
Posted by: Bretton Brochan McTavish at January 23, 2023 07:25 PM

Two men playing soccer?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2023 07:27 PM (a3Q+t)

A gay man refereeing soccer?
https://youtu.be/fOoSWVTVZuE

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2023 07:40 PM (4I/2K)

316 "Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2023 07:39 PM (eyxn4)"

Yup. Pretty much all of James 2.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2023 07:40 PM (K7FU5)

317 Next they'll try to cancel Spencer Davis Group "I'm A Man"

Muddy Waters "Mannish Boy"

many others I'm sure

Posted by: DB at January 23, 2023 07:41 PM (geLO8)

318 For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also.

I mean its just common sense. if you claim to have faith but do not change or show any actions that demonstrate that faith, you do not have saving faith. Not exactly puzzling. Has nothing to do with salvation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 07:42 PM (0hOvj)

319 but I have not seen female trannies get dicks. Is that a thang?
Posted by: illiniwek

Yes, and those are also a mess. I read of one where the hair-growing part of the arm skin was erroneously placed on the inside of the "penis", causing great and continuous pain and dysfunction.

Cut off parts that work, replace them with parts that don't, nobody wins but the cutters.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 23, 2023 07:42 PM (OX9vb)

320 "Do what it says"

That's the rub.

"Why do you call me Master, Master, yet you do not do as I say?"

Posted by: gp Fails To Gain Function at January 23, 2023 07:42 PM (24fqN)

321 "Allegedly, they take a chunk out of the girl's arm, I think, and craft something that looks kind of more or less like a phallus"

Oh, so that's why Penis Elbow cases are up.

Posted by: fd at January 23, 2023 07:42 PM (iayUP)

322 "Cyclists" above say 30yrs are psychopathic and not gay. Very many of them prob trannies. And assuredly the passive partner in elaborate (and expensive!) S&M and B&D scenarios.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 23, 2023 07:44 PM (1ais2)

323 "Is anyone else bothered by Trump calling his former SecTrans Elaine Chao, "Coco Chow?" Trump just can't help shooting himself in the foot over stupid shit."

yeah, millions to Mitch out of China (shipping from Taiwan, but also tied to Red China afaik). so why did Trump promote her? And wtf does "Coco Chow" mean?

Trump lives on those nick names ... worked well in 2016, as R's were always supposed to be polite, while Dems used any racist, bigoted, dishonest smear they wanted. But Trump is a little late with this smear ... still, the sellout to China is still a valid point.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 23, 2023 07:45 PM (Cus5s)

324 Did not like Sanford and Son, or any of the other black TV comedies produced and written mainly by whites. No better than Amos & Andy.
Posted by: gp Fails To Gain Function at January 23, 2023 07:11 PM (24fqN)

You Big Dummy!
Posted by: Fred Sanford

It was based on a British show, Steptoe and Son

Posted by: As Miklos recalls at January 23, 2023 07:46 PM (Swl4A)

325 Do what he say! Do what he say!

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at January 23, 2023 07:46 PM (4I/2K)

326 318 "For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also."

I mean its just common sense. if you claim to have faith but do not change or show any actions that demonstrate that faith, you do not have saving faith. Not exactly puzzling. Has nothing to do with salvation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 07:42 PM (0hOvj)

It is presented as a call to action. Which presents another paradox for you in that calls to action don't make any sense in the absence of the ability to act. There is no use in lecturing men to do good or not to do evil if they have no say in the manner.

In the empirical sense one can feel the results of doing good or evil in one's own self.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 23, 2023 07:46 PM (eYoxG)

327 Santos is turning the Left drag phobic

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 23, 2023 07:47 PM (BtmcP)

328 "This is good and pleasing in the sight of God our Savior, who wants everyone to be saved and to come to the knowledge of the truth. "

^Against Irresistible Grace. If some are not then saved, though God wills that they be saved, it is because He permits them to choose otherwise. The invitation of the Wedding Feast of the Lamb is not true for some and false for others, it is true for all but some will reject it.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 23, 2023 07:48 PM (eYoxG)

329 *no say in the matter

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 23, 2023 07:49 PM (eYoxG)

330 Nice of Grenell to state what was said in the distant past.

Does Trump have people looking in here at HQ?
If you do, have Mr. Trump rewind Silk's speech yesterday and hop to it, Donald. Genocide is a big fucking deal.

Posted by: micky at January 23, 2023 07:50 PM (3byMq)

331 Yeah. Allegedly, they take a chunk out of the girl's arm, I think, and craft something that looks kind of more or less like a phallus.
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That shit ain't funny.

Posted by: Dick Army at January 23, 2023 07:51 PM (sWM8x)

332 "It was based on a British show, Steptoe and Son"

Just. Not. Funny. And I decided that decades before I knew who created and wrote it.

Posted by: gp Fails To Gain Function at January 23, 2023 07:51 PM (24fqN)

333 James A. Gagliano@JamesAGagliano
#Breaking: LA Sheriff Robert G. Luna conducts presser, naming 72-year-old HUU CAN TRAN as alleged mass shooter in Torrance, CA.
Shooter deceased, via self-inflicted gunshot, as LA SWAT closed in.
Subject’s weapon described as “magazine-fed assault pistol w/extended magazine.”

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Well, at least it wasn't a belt-fed assault pistol.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 23, 2023 07:52 PM (FVME7)

334 Whatever happened to Willow?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 23, 2023 07:58 PM (u73oe)
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You can probably find her on the last thread.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2023 08:05 PM (OaZlZ)

335 Boy, is the woke strong with Canadian broadcasts.

I don't know how Canadian morons stand it. I feel for you my friends.

Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2023 06:43 PM (gmo/4)

If they don't espouse the wokensss, the get canned...

There will never be another Grapes...never...never ever!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 23, 2023 08:32 PM (CCSxw)

336 290 "Do not merely listen to the word, and so deceive yourselves. Do what it says"

James 1:26

Blasphemy! Faith Alone! You can't work your way into Heaven!

/sarc
Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2023 07:31 PM (eyxn4)

You cannot petition the Lord with prayer...

Posted by: Zombie Jim Morrison at January 23, 2023 08:35 PM (CCSxw)

337 When did the purple heart become an award that people win for personal injury? Joe Biden is a disgraceful clown. If he had said 'earned' that may or may not be a little more acceptable but "win"?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 23, 2023 08:48 PM (kaTkN)

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Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at January 23, 2023 11:57 PM (IFmnq)

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Posted by: Shirley Smith at January 24, 2023 11:59 AM (G9aOk)

340 DAN SNYDER is a coward. He alone caved to renaming the Redskins. State media tried distorting to it Snyder losing revenue to a "younger audience". TRUTH: He wouldn't have lost a dime - but now he has. I've been D/Done with the National Felony League for now 4 years. Done subsidizing my own demise. And F*** their "Superbowl" and its satanic halftime displays as well.

Posted by: tintx at January 24, 2023 01:01 PM (8PuN1)

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