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Email from Hunter's "Business" Lawyer Names Joe Biden as Being Scheduled to be on a Phone Call Discussing Sale of Natural Gas to China

Never discussed Hunter's businesses with him, not a single time, Jack!

This is the year after Biden left the Vice Presidency, when he believed he would just have a career buckraking, but wasn't fully committed to that. He was still trying to keep himself "clean," using Hunter as his frontman.

Joe Biden was named in an email found on Hunter Biden's laptop discussing a 25 million-ton gas deal with China, DailyMail.com can reveal exclusively.

In October 2017, Hunter and his uncle --Joe's brother Jim Biden -- were brokering a multi-million dollar deal to supply gas from Louisiana to the country on behalf of their business partners, Chinese energy giant CEFC.

At the time Joe Biden had finished his term as vice president and had yet to announce any plans to run for president in 2020.

A Louisiana-based lawyer on the other side of the deal wrote in an October 27, 2017 email that he had arranged 'a call from Joe Biden and Hunter Biden on Monday morning to discuss the purchase of the 5 million tons of gas.'


While it's possible the Baton Rouge lawyer, Robert Fenet, mistyped 'Joe' instead of 'Jim,' other emails and whistleblower testimony suggest Joe was involved in Hunter's business dealings with the Chinese.

The White House did not respond to DailyMail's requests for comment.

Why would they even pre-concede that spin? Make Biden lie and claim that.

joebidenlettergas.jpg

Also from the Daily Mail: Joe Biden left classified documents all over DC like Hunter Biden left his meth-teeth.

The long and winding document trail that leads classified documents from Joe Biden's vice presidential office to the Penn Biden Center for Diplomacy and Global Engagement in Washington, D.C. and now back into the hands of the government, includes yet another stopover: a temporary facility in the nation's capital, a source tells DailyMail.com.

The documents were moved in the summer of 2017 after spending about six months at a government transition office near the White House once Biden left the vice presidency.

The space, in DC's Chinatown neighborhood, was overseen by the Penn Biden Center while its prized location near the Capitol was being readied. The office had its formal opening, attended by Biden, in 2018.

...

The woman who oversaw the packing and shipping of Biden's documents in 2017 was former administrative assistant Kathy Chung, who secured the position with a well-placed recommendation from Hunter Biden, who touted her capabilities to his father.

'Hunter Biden recommended it. They had worked together at Department of Commerce years ago,' the person said. Hunter notified her of the opportunity, asked her if she was interested, and found out that she was.

The crackhead with Chinese Communist Party affiliation recommended her?

Oh okay.

Perfect.

Update: I don't know why -- he doesn't say -- but Michael Flynn has been suspicious of Kathy Chung since 2105.

Thanks to Romeo13.

Posted by: Ace at 06:36 PM




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1 Oh, because they need to be able to use gas stoves.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2023 06:38 PM (zZu0s)

2 Not a joke. Not a joke.

Posted by: ChockyChockyChip at January 20, 2023 06:39 PM (ufJfM)

3 *yawn*

Posted by: American public at January 20, 2023 06:39 PM (D94st)

4 Biden wants them to get... what was it, brain cancer? Brain damage? What was that particular bs?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2023 06:39 PM (zZu0s)

5 No regerts.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2023 06:39 PM (NpAcC)

6 Why would the United States be selling natural gas to China when we import it into our country?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 20, 2023 06:40 PM (uNylN)

7

Thank you sir, may I have another!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2023 06:40 PM (jAs5p)

8 "discuss the purchase of the 5 million tons of gas"

Gonna need a bigger garage.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 20, 2023 06:40 PM (24fqN)

9 But Trump said "pu**y."

Posted by: The media at January 20, 2023 06:41 PM (X06qn)

10 Can't the Chinese just drill thru the Earth to underneath Louisiana and get the gas themselves?

Posted by: Guy who thinks you can dig to China at January 20, 2023 06:41 PM (iayUP)

11 Why would the United States be selling natural gas to China when we import it into our country?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 20, 2023 06:40 PM (uNylN)

Probably because we were a natural gas exporter at the time.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 20, 2023 06:41 PM (Ost2s)

12
Yep, the Deep State has decided to get rid of Uncle Joe. Or at least damage him enough to prevent any notions he has of running again.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 20, 2023 06:41 PM (Mzdiz)

13 So I get from Tucker’s monologue last night why the deep state would want to get rid of Nixon and Trump. But why are they after Biden? Sure he’s turning a bunch of deals with China and Ukraine but overall he’s doing exactly what the deep state wants him to do even though he’s a demented old goat.

Posted by: keena at January 20, 2023 06:42 PM (RiTnx)

14 I'll win this time. You'll see.

Posted by: Hillary at January 20, 2023 06:42 PM (X06qn)

15 Note, this is from the Daily Mail... funny how the only media still going through the Hunter Laptop is in England?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2023 06:43 PM (oHd/0)

16 We knew all of this all along. Everything that comes out we knew all long.

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2023 06:43 PM (iayUP)

17 Pretty sure this is all part of a foreign government misinformation program. I heard it on CNN.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2023 06:43 PM (Pnbfv)

18 Gas, Grass and Ass: The Hunter Biden Story

Posted by: Cicero (cicero43) at January 20, 2023 06:44 PM (guGkK)

19 While it's possible the Baton Rouge lawyer, Robert Fenet, mistyped 'Joe' instead of 'Jim,'

They sure do hire incompetent lawyers. Make lots of whoopsies for, what? 3-400 an hour?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 20, 2023 06:44 PM (8GeFp)

20 i added another story

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 06:44 PM (C1Zwz)

21 Biden Crime Family at work again.

Are Democrats Propaganda Ministry officials reporting these daily crime reports?

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2023 06:44 PM (xhxe8)

22 Joe Biden was named in an email found on Hunter Biden's laptop discussing a 25 million-ton gas deal with China, DailyMail.com can reveal exclusively.

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This is incredible. One assumes every news agency has a copy of the laptop with all of the shild pone removed so that they can legally posses the documents.

And apparently very few agencies are even bothering reading the documents.

Posted by: Egg shortages are easily recognized via the overabundance of eggs on shelves at January 20, 2023 06:45 PM (em09h)

23 Hi, horde. Happy Friday! I haven't paid much attention to the news for a couple of days...I see that it's business as usual.

Is the WEF still meeting? I guess my special prayers for chaos and destruction there were not answered in the affirmative?

Posted by: April - Dash my lace wigs! at January 20, 2023 06:45 PM (OX9vb)

24 Pretty sure this is all part of a foreign government misinformation program. I heard it on CNN.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2023 06:43 PM (Pnbfv)



The FBI will tell you straight out. They're not lyin' man.

Posted by: F. Joe Biden at January 20, 2023 06:45 PM (guGkK)

25 13 So I get from Tucker’s monologue last night why the deep state would want to get rid of Nixon and Trump. But why are they after Biden? Sure he’s turning a bunch of deals with China and Ukraine but overall he’s doing exactly what the deep state wants him to do even though he’s a demented old goat.
Posted by: keena at January 20, 2023 06:42 PM (RiTnx)

They need to replace him as head of the Ticket for the next Presidential selection (yes, used that word on purpose). Can't be Kamala, too unbelievable.... so they need to damage Biden enough so he won't run.

My bet is still on Gov. Grusome from Clownifornia for the next Presidential Selection.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2023 06:45 PM (oHd/0)

26 So I get from Tucker’s monologue last night why the deep state would want to get rid of Nixon and Trump. But why are they after Biden? Sure he’s turning a bunch of deals with China and Ukraine but overall he’s doing exactly what the deep state wants him to do even though he’s a demented old goat.
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Despite the blackpilling of many on the right, the deep state doesn't have an iron grip on everything, nor can it easily recreate 2020. They need someone in the WH who will play along, but is capable of handling shit and keeping the various factions in line. That ain't joe.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 20, 2023 06:46 PM (z+14P)

27

Kathy Chung? Is she Fang Fang hot?

Posted by: Shemp Smith at January 20, 2023 06:46 PM (pTJ6r)

28 Is the WEF still meeting?

Yes, and do they have plans for you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2023 06:46 PM (guGkK)

29 It just keeps getting worse.

Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2023 06:46 PM (ZEa+g)

30 Joe takes security very seriously, Jack. His word as a Biden.

Posted by: huerfano at January 20, 2023 06:46 PM (dTFZY)

31 5 million tons of gas sounds weird. I thought the unit of measure for natural gas was cubic meters? Ehh, da fuq do I know about international gas trading, influence peddling, and money laundering? As much as Hunter did when he started the job, so... nothing.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 20, 2023 06:46 PM (cupoy)

32 Former Navy Seal died in Ukraine.

https://tinyurl.com/2p934kvd

Posted by: SMH at January 20, 2023 06:46 PM (SF4EO)

33 5 million tons of gas sounds weird"

How does that work with helium?

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2023 06:47 PM (iayUP)

34 @22

>>And apparently very few agencies are even bothering reading the documents.

Well, if they actually looked at the information on the laptop they would be compromised and potential target for spying on and destruction, plus they are all on the same side so that also plays a part.

We live in Clown World controlled by an illegitimate junta and reinforced by a praetorian guard media.

I don't see that changing any time soon.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 20, 2023 06:48 PM (up/3i)

35 Hmmm... new story... we need pictures of Kathy Chung... bet she is do-able... or was back then.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2023 06:48 PM (oHd/0)

36
Reading at the DM, Microsoft had a big presence in Davos. They hired Sting for a private concert for 50 executives. This was held the night before they announced the big lay offs.

Sting charges a minimum of $500K a pop for these shows.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 20, 2023 06:48 PM (Mzdiz)

37 " 'Cause I'm the unknown Stuntman that makes Eastwood such a star."

Posted by: Kathy "not Connie" Chung at January 20, 2023 06:48 PM (cupoy)

38 Trump has an entire corporate accounting firm doing his taxes, but he is personally responsible for any errors.

Joe Biden is caught in all kinds of illegal bullshit- oh, my lawyer made an oopsie.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 20, 2023 06:48 PM (8GeFp)

39 Gotta say this looks to me to be about UKR. "Joe" is thinking about doing something someone doesn't even want him thinking about. Maybe pulling out or maybe not deploying biologicals. Or maybe the opposite. Idk. But it syre seems to be about UKR.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 20, 2023 06:49 PM (1ais2)

40 Is the WEF still meeting?
___

Yep, and NATO bigwigs are meeting in Germany.

Gives you the warm fuzzies, doesn't it?

Posted by: SMH at January 20, 2023 06:49 PM (SF4EO)

41 Who among us has not purchased 5 million tons of gas from the Chinese? Go on! Speak up!

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2023 06:49 PM (WoIMU)

42

If he was no longer on active duty why was the Navy announcing it? And why is he listed as an American combat fatality if he was serving as a private security contractor?

Posted by: Shemp Smith at January 20, 2023 06:49 PM (pTJ6r)

43 "They hired Sting for a private concert for 50 executives. This was held the night before they announced the big lay offs.
Sting charges a minimum of $500K a pop for these shows."

Damn. I hope they got lap dances.

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2023 06:49 PM (iayUP)

44 >>5 million tons of gas sounds weird.

i think sometimes they say "tons" to mean "the volume displaced by a ton of liquid water," like the way they measure ships in tons.

i'm not sure if that's what they're doing here

i looked it up, a metric ton, or tonne, is in fact equal to a cubic meter. A cubic meter of water is a tonne.

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 06:50 PM (C1Zwz)

45 The Chinese have to be still just amazed at how easy it is to penetrate US intelligence. All those poor Russian bastards working like hell to sound culturally American and not have an accent and Pei Pei Dong can show up in a an Ao Dai and barely speaking English, with Mao books falling out her sleeves and get a job in the pentagon handling cyphers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2023 06:50 PM (0hOvj)

46 32 Former Navy Seal died in Ukraine.

https://tinyurl.com/2p934kvd
Posted by: SMH at January 20, 2023 06:46 PM (SF4EO)

Yeah, and who do most 'Former Navy SEALs' work for?

Yeah, three letter guys.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2023 06:50 PM (oHd/0)

47 My god if Newsom is the anointed one. Living in CA I can tell you he will be Obama on steroids,

Posted by: keena at January 20, 2023 06:50 PM (RiTnx)

48 So Force Recon and SEALs in UKR?

Yeah. We'll be unleashing bios and get nuked.

Pretty much the last ppl I would engage in existential conflict with is the russians.

But I am an idiot.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 20, 2023 06:51 PM (1ais2)

49 41 Who among us has not purchased 5 million tons of gas from the Chinese? Go on! Speak up!
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2023 06:49 PM (WoIMU)

Chinese does not usually give me gas.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2023 06:51 PM (zZu0s)

50 41 Who among us has not purchased 5 million tons of gas from the Chinese? Go on! Speak up!
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2023 06:49 PM (WoIMU)

You heah 4 houh! You go now!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2023 06:51 PM (oHd/0)

51 31 I've actually been sitting here in the background calculating conversions: tons of liquid, to cuft gas at STP, to BTU. I should be done by Monday.

I instinctively feel that "5 million tons of gas" sounds like the punchline to a killer joke, but I am unskilled in the humorous arts. I know you guys can do it.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 20, 2023 06:51 PM (24fqN)

52 i think sometimes they say "tons" to mean "the volume displaced by a ton of liquid water," like the way they measure ships in tons.


How many Abrams is that?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 20, 2023 06:52 PM (8GeFp)

53 40 Is the WEF still meeting?___

Yep, and NATO bigwigs are meeting in Germany.

Gives you the warm fuzzies, doesn't it?
Posted by: SMH at January 20, 2023 06:49 PM (SF4EO)

Oh, yeah. The warmest of fuzzies. Sigh.

Posted by: April - Dash my lace wigs! at January 20, 2023 06:52 PM (OX9vb)

54 Former Navy Seal died in Ukraine.

--

"Active deserter"

ha. Yeah, I'm betting he was over there as an "ex" like FBI and CIA are "ex" when they move to other jobs at places like Twitter.

Posted by: Egg shortages are easily recognized via the overabundance of eggs on shelves at January 20, 2023 06:52 PM (em09h)

55 Maybe Joe is getting difficult to handle, which happens with his disease progression. He may be needing larger doses of his meds to keep him in line. Someone with advanced dementia is always a wildcard. They need to get rid of him.

Posted by: Megthered at January 20, 2023 06:52 PM (O66ZU)

56 Clearest administration ever! I did answer your question.
-- KJP

Posted by: Hands at January 20, 2023 06:53 PM (786Ro)

57 i think sometimes they say "tons" to mean "the volume displaced by a ton of liquid water," like the way they measure ships in tons.

i'm not sure if that's what they're doing here

i looked it up, a metric ton, or tonne, is in fact equal to a cubic meter. A cubic meter of water is a tonne.

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 06:50 PM (C1Zwz)

Water
1g=1cm3=1ml

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2023 06:53 PM (zZu0s)

58 So I get from Tucker’s monologue last night why the deep state would want to get rid of Nixon and Trump. But why are they after Biden? Sure he’s turning a bunch of deals with China and Ukraine but overall he’s doing exactly what the deep state wants him to do even though he’s a demented old goat.
Posted by: keena at January 20, 2023 06:42 PM (RiTnx)


I would guess it was because he started screwing up the program by selling info and influence to anyone who would put cash in his pocket, instead of to who was arranged for.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2023 06:53 PM (xhaym)

59 Who among us has not purchased 5 million tons of gas from the Chinese? Go on! Speak up!
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2023 06:49 PM (WoIMU)
-----

Yeah, but I bought it off wish.com.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 20, 2023 06:53 PM (z+14P)

60 i looked it up, a metric ton, or tonne, is in fact equal to a cubic meter. A cubic meter of water is a tonne.

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 06:50 PM (C1Zwz)

Huh. I knew the one ML of water equals 1 cubic cm equals one gram, but I didn't know that relationship with the larger units.

Now I learned something today. You cut that out!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 20, 2023 06:53 PM (cupoy)

61 Sting for 500K? What does Springstink cost? I have yard work that could use a poetic douchebag's touch.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at January 20, 2023 06:53 PM (DePyg)

62 I instinctively feel that "5 million tons of gas" sounds like the punchline to a killer joke, but I am unskilled in the humorous arts. I know you guys can do it.
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool

What is another name for 5 million tons of gas?

An AF Flight crew.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 20, 2023 06:53 PM (8GeFp)

63 Hunter Biden worked at Commerce Dept.? Huh. Curiouser and curiouser. During Biden's VPship, that would be at his peak drug abuse/prostitute using self.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 20, 2023 06:54 PM (iyVGU)

64
If Joe doesn't resign in the next two days then things are going to get really sporty.

You really don't want to live in 'sporty' times. Oh, well 81 million votes, right?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 20, 2023 06:54 PM (enJYY)

65 Huh. I knew the one ML of water equals 1 cubic cm equals one gram, but I didn't know that relationship with the larger units.

The French scientists tried really hard to come up with measurements closely related to real world application. It is actually quite clever how it all fits together. I like the metric system, I just don't usually like people who keep pushing for the metric system.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2023 06:55 PM (0hOvj)

66 I see Little Ben is upset about Crowder which tells me that Crowder did the right thing. Little Ben would rather dock Pay than go to bat for an employee tells me everything I need to know about Him.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 20, 2023 06:55 PM (dKiJG)

67 I heard that the deal fell through because Hunter kept insisting that they'd cut it with baby formula.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 20, 2023 06:55 PM (z+14P)

68 OH my...

Gen. Flynn and Molly Hemingway were texting about Kathy Chung in... 2020, BEFORE the election.

Even talking about how the media was ignoring the story.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2023 06:55 PM (oHd/0)

69 What? He worked for commerce at the same time he sat on the board of Burisma and was partners with the ChiComs?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 20, 2023 06:55 PM (8GeFp)

70 Posted by: Megthered at January 20, 2023 06:52 PM

I hope, can tomorrow be too soon?

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2023 06:56 PM (xhxe8)

71
As used here, the ton(ne) is a just a unit of mass. It's used for LNG. 1 tone of LNG is 1333 m^3 of gas.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 20, 2023 06:56 PM (Mzdiz)

72 Who among us has not purchased 5 million tons of gas from the Chinese? Go on! Speak up!

Posted by: Weasel



And you cain't buy gas accessories from 'em. You only do that from a licensed and bonded propane and propane accessories dealer.


Posted by: Hank Hill at January 20, 2023 06:56 PM (786Ro)

73 Joe Biden is the most venal, corrupt, preverted, diseased, incompetent, hateful, disgusting, rayciss and disordered individual to ever occupy the white house.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 20, 2023 06:56 PM (R/m4+)

74 It must be nice to be a card carrying American Patrician. Do whatever the hell you want all the time, and make money doing it, because clout.

Posted by: CppThis at January 20, 2023 06:57 PM (PZvjL)

75 I still think for now it's to keep Sundowner from getting to cocky and saying he is running again.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2023 06:57 PM (xhxe8)

76 If Joe doesn't resign in the next two days then things are going to get really sporty.

You really don't want to live in 'sporty' times. Oh, well 81 million votes, right?
Posted by: Divide by Zero
___

Okay, I'll play, especially since we're already living in 'sporty' times.

What will happen if Brandon doesn't resign in two days?

Posted by: SMH at January 20, 2023 06:57 PM (SF4EO)

77 Is there any agency or corporation that Hunter Biden hasn't worked for?

Posted by: Hands at January 20, 2023 06:58 PM (786Ro)

78 Ok, this needs to go on the next saturday morning coffee thread:

https://tinyurl.com/yhrj5wf5

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2023 06:58 PM (zZu0s)

79 Another political hit job I’d love to know the behind the scenes on is Cuomo. He was their COVID golden boy then went to hell.

Posted by: keena at January 20, 2023 06:58 PM (RiTnx)

80 It's my wish every day it's his last, and hopefully in disgrace

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2023 06:58 PM (xhxe8)

81 If I wanted to buy 5 million tons of gas, I'd just do a futures contract like everybody else does. No need to wine and dine and buy whores for Chad Whiteside.

And who is this Chad anyway, who makes Joe and Hunter wait days for his call? Does he think he's Buck Strickland or something?

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 20, 2023 06:58 PM (24fqN)

82 I see Little Ben is upset about Crowder which tells me that Crowder did the right thing.

Everything I've seen on this, Crowder is (for once) not being a bully or a jerk, but just saying "the way you run business is guaranteed to win nothing for the conservative movement".

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2023 06:59 PM (0hOvj)

83 Aetius I like that

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2023 06:59 PM (xhxe8)

84 What? He worked for commerce at the same time he sat on the board of Burisma and was partners with the ChiComs?
--------

Shut up conspiracy theorist.

Posted by: Egg shortages are easily recognized via the overabundance of eggs on shelves at January 20, 2023 07:00 PM (em09h)

85 Joe Biden is the most venal, corrupt, preverted, diseased, incompetent, hateful, disgusting, rayciss and disordered individual to ever occupy the white house.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

But he's got a nice dong!

Posted by: Ashley at January 20, 2023 07:00 PM (pTJ6r)

86 Good thing I trust the conservative media as much as I do the MFM one.

Posted by: SMH at January 20, 2023 07:00 PM (SF4EO)

87 Next you people will be saying the 5 million tons of gas wasn't for personal use! Like there is something wrong with it!

Sheesh!

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2023 07:00 PM (WoIMU)

88 I got willowed but it's highly relevant so I'll say it again: Joe may be a good puppet, but He Had One Job which was to pass Build Back Bolshevik and then either resign or die. He's 0 for 2 and some of the puppetmasters feel like they're not getting their money's worth. Hence the dirt.

Posted by: CppThis at January 20, 2023 07:00 PM (PZvjL)

89 83 Aetius I like that
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2023 06:59 PM (xhxe

This one is also good.

https://tinyurl.com/4twc8yxa

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2023 07:01 PM (zZu0s)

90 They hired Sting for a private concert for 50 executives. This was held the night before they announced the big lay offs.


Sting is the Bob & Bob of Norm Petersons.

Posted by: Hands at January 20, 2023 07:01 PM (786Ro)

91 Joe biden is fulfilling the family legacy that his son Beau was not able to because he died in hand to hand combat in Fallujah.

The Dems needed an expendable patsy to run in 20 in case the steal backfired.

It was a match made in heaven. But instead of having a semi successful presidency and handing the baton to Bootyedge, he is talking about another term.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 20, 2023 07:01 PM (8GeFp)

92 Hunter bought the gas, then found out it was CH4, not N2O. Oh man was he pissed.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 20, 2023 07:01 PM (24fqN)

93 i totally disagree with you on crowder, and am weirdly on ben shapiro's side. that's why i haven't posted, because i'll hve to defend my position well knowing that most people here think crowder is right

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:02 PM (C1Zwz)

94 i looked it up, a metric ton, or tonne, is in fact equal to a cubic meter. A cubic meter of water is a tonne.

Posted by: ace
_______________

Man that sounds weird. So one cubic meter of water weighs 2,204 pounds? That's only like a dorm fridge of water. Can that be right?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 20, 2023 07:02 PM (SIZS3)

95 of gas sounds weird.

i think sometimes they say "tons" to mean "the volume displaced by a ton of liquid water," like the way they measure ships in tons.

——-

Natural gas unit of measure is MMBTU or therms

Meters read mcf or ccf

Liquified natural gas may be measured in tons but I don’t know about that.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 20, 2023 07:02 PM (gYjZK)

96 https://tinyurl.com/nhrryv5r

Gen. Flynn.... 2020!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2023 07:02 PM (oHd/0)

97 Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:02 PM (C1Zwz)

Us? Mock you for a position? Well, I have never seen the like!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2023 07:03 PM (zZu0s)

98 It's all a con, ace.

Posted by: SMH at January 20, 2023 07:03 PM (SF4EO)

99 That one got a chuckle too

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2023 07:03 PM (xhxe8)

100 Ace we promise to go easy on you.





bwahahahahaha

Posted by: Hands at January 20, 2023 07:03 PM (786Ro)

101
Okay, I'll play, especially since we're already living in 'sporty' times.

What will happen if Brandon doesn't resign in two days?

Posted by: SMH at January 20, 2023 06:57 PM


How can you have Trump perp-marched into jail while Joey skates on Top Secret Documents? You can have both, but not oneth.

Joey gets the well-deserved screwing for not taking 'Door Number One'. Which is closing very, very fast.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 20, 2023 07:04 PM (enJYY)

102 Past 100 yet? Over at DM there's a hilarious photo of shameless siren cop-gone-wild Maegan Hall giving somebody a vicious death stare.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 20, 2023 07:04 PM (24fqN)

103 Water is heavy.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at January 20, 2023 07:04 PM (JhK+u)

104 60
i looked it up, a metric ton, or tonne, is in fact equal to a cubic meter. A cubic meter of water is a tonne.
----
A simpler way is to use 1 tonne = 1000 kg = 2240 lbs
tonne is often called a long ton.

Posted by: Ciampino -- those little ketchup packets with your burger at January 20, 2023 07:04 PM (qfLjt)

105 63 Hunter Biden worked at Commerce Dept.? Huh. Curiouser and curiouser. During Biden's VPship, that would be at his peak drug abuse/prostitute using self.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 20, 2023 06:54 PM (iyVGU)

———

I’m pretty sure he was put in there by GWB

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 20, 2023 07:05 PM (gYjZK)

106 Natural gas is a myth and conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Joey Bidet, Crack SBD Pilot at January 20, 2023 07:05 PM (pTJ6r)

107 DW outed themselves, then all of their talent indignantly flounced all over twitter. The whole episode proves that the right is more eager to attack its own than anyone on the left. Candice was the biggest disappointment. Got really shrill about it. I think she saw an element of truth and had a poor reaction mechanism towards it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 20, 2023 07:05 PM (8GeFp)

108 Wait a minute. I thought a gallon of water is like 8 lbs or so.

Posted by: micky at January 20, 2023 07:05 PM (3byMq)

109 104 60
i looked it up, a metric ton, or tonne, is in fact equal to a cubic meter. A cubic meter of water is a tonne.
----
A simpler way is to use 1 tonne = 1000 kg = 2240 lbs
tonne is often called a long ton.
Posted by: Ciampino -- those little ketchup packets with your burger at January 20, 2023 07:04 PM (qfLjt)

So, is a metric water ton the same weight as a metric shit ton?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2023 07:05 PM (oHd/0)

110 Under the bus, Joe is.

Dems are willing to jettison Biden if they think doing so gives them something to hold against Trump.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby at January 20, 2023 07:06 PM (l7udz)

111 93 I think Crowder's playing an angle, Ace. He's setting up his new venture as the good guys, and making everybody else the bad guys. I like Crowder a lot, but his beef over the term sheet was bogus, and he's smart enough to know it's bogus.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 20, 2023 07:06 PM (24fqN)

112 How can you have Trump perp-marched into jail while Joey skates on Top Secret Documents? You can have both, but not oneth.

Joey gets the well-deserved screwing for not taking 'Door Number One'. Which is closing very, very fast.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 20, 2023 07:04 PM (enJYY)
___

So, when is Trump getting perp-walked?

Posted by: SMH at January 20, 2023 07:06 PM (SF4EO)

113 Wait a minute. I thought a gallon of water is like 8 lbs or so.

Posted by: micky at January 20, 2023 07:05 PM


5 pounds IIRC.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 20, 2023 07:06 PM (uNylN)

114 Water is heavy.

And our oceans are full of it. Water is very wet, too. But you can't drink the water in the oceans. Because it is salty. Yuck! Sometimes water comes from the ground! Isn't that wild!

-Kamala

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 20, 2023 07:06 PM (8GeFp)

115 Everything I've seen on this, Crowder is (for once) not being a bully or a jerk, but just saying "the way you run business is guaranteed to win nothing for the conservative movement".
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2023 06:59 PM (0hOvj)
I Do have my problems with Crowder, but seeing the Contract with Little Ben would rather fine or Dock pay than fight for an employee tells me everything about him. When was the last time I have ever heard DW being demonized from YouTube or Facebook.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 20, 2023 07:06 PM (dKiJG)

116 It all boils down to one unassailable fact: no one owes this government any allegiance, respect or obedience as long as the Biden’s walk free.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 20, 2023 07:07 PM (gYjZK)

117 No, a long ton is heavier than a metric ton.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at January 20, 2023 07:07 PM (JhK+u)

118 "Wait a minute. I thought a gallon of water is like 8 lbs or so."

It is. 16oz = 1 lbm. 1 gallon = 128 oz = 8 x 16 oz = 8 lbm.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby at January 20, 2023 07:08 PM (l7udz)

119 7.9 lbs per gallon of water

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 20, 2023 07:08 PM (gYjZK)

120 It all boils down to one unassailable fact: no one owes this government any allegiance, respect or obedience, ever.

___

Fify

Posted by: SMH at January 20, 2023 07:08 PM (SF4EO)

121 i totally disagree with you on crowder, and am weirdly on ben shapiro's side. that's why i haven't posted, because i'll hve to defend my position well knowing that most people here think crowder is right

Posted by: ace

---

(clicks ace's toenail fungus and "eliminating throat phlegm" advertisements again)

Posted by: Egg shortages are easily recognized via the overabundance of eggs on shelves at January 20, 2023 07:08 PM (em09h)

122 Ass Load > long ton > metric ton

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2023 07:08 PM (WoIMU)

123 This one is also good.

https://tinyurl.com/4twc8yxa
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

My favorite coffee-themed Farside is the cowboys around the fire, and one says, "Latte, Jim?"

Posted by: April - Dash my lace wigs! at January 20, 2023 07:08 PM (OX9vb)

124 111 93 I think Crowder's playing an angle, Ace. He's setting up his new venture as the good guys, and making everybody else the bad guys. I like Crowder a lot, but his beef over the term sheet was bogus, and he's smart enough to know it's bogus.
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 20, 2023 07:06 PM (24fqN)

Wait. So you think its OK for a Conservative to limit your pay, based on if anger the left enough to get shadow banned? When they are supposedly paying you to... oh yeah... piss off the left?

HELL... I'VE been shadow banned.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2023 07:08 PM (oHd/0)

125 No, a long ton is heavier than a metric ton.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at January 20, 2023 07:07 PM


Now do Hundred weight (CWT) stuff.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 20, 2023 07:08 PM (uNylN)

126 I’m pretty sure he was put in there by GWB

Whitebama? The Obama prequel?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 20, 2023 07:08 PM (8GeFp)

127 Sundowner isn't going anywhere yet, it will be obvious if it happens.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2023 07:09 PM (xhxe8)

128 "Over at DM there's a hilarious photo of shameless siren cop-gone-wild Maegan Hall giving somebody a vicious death stare."

You have to admit, she's got spunk.

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2023 07:09 PM (iayUP)

129
So, when is Trump getting perp-walked?

Posted by: SMH at January 20, 2023 07:06 PM


He can't be unless Joe is also. Someone should explain this to Joe before he gets his next and final 'booster'.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 20, 2023 07:09 PM (enJYY)

130 Long ton = Cubit

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2023 07:09 PM (WoIMU)

131 @73

>>Joe Biden is the most venal, corrupt, preverted, diseased, incompetent, hateful, disgusting, rayciss and disordered individual to ever occupy the white house.

I rate this as true.

--
Lydon Baines Johnson literally crapping on the toilet while taking calls from foreign leaders.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 20, 2023 07:09 PM (up/3i)

132 113 Wait a minute. I thought a gallon of water is like 8 lbs or so.

Posted by: micky at January 20, 2023 07:05 PM


5 pounds IIRC.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 20, 2023 07:06 PM (uNylN)

A pint is a pound

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 20, 2023 07:09 PM (cupoy)

133 "5 million tons of gas sounds weird"
How does that work with helium?
Posted by: fd


You need a bigger boat. To ship it to Chyna.

Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2023 07:09 PM (P1f+c)

134 Fuck ton>>>Ass Load > long ton > metric ton

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 20, 2023 07:10 PM (8GeFp)

135 "pulling the ton" = 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of Vincent Black Shadow at January 20, 2023 07:10 PM (N1FR7)

136 134 Fuck ton>>>Ass Load > long ton > metric ton
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 20, 2023 07:10 PM (8GeFp)

So, a Metric Fuck ton would be in the middle somewhere?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2023 07:10 PM (oHd/0)

137 Huge Mess > Mess > Ass Load > long ton > metric ton

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 20, 2023 07:11 PM (DsA2n)

138 Long ton, 2240 pnd.

Metric ton, 2204 pnd.

Short ton, 2000 pnd.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at January 20, 2023 07:11 PM (JhK+u)

139
Yep, water weighs about 8.34 lb/gal.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 20, 2023 07:11 PM (Mzdiz)

140 >>>I think Crowder's playing an angle, Ace. He's setting up his new venture as the good guys, and making everybody else the bad guys. I like Crowder a lot, but his beef over the term sheet was bogus, and he's smart enough to know it's bogus.

mmm-hm. Except maybe for that last part. I think he really believes this bullshit.

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:11 PM (C1Zwz)

141 Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2023 07:10 PM (oHd/0)
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Shitload > MFT

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2023 07:11 PM (WoIMU)

142 Crowder: "I'm trying to save America here, and anybody who won't contract with me on my unnegotiable terms is a Big Tech Tool."

Last night he said "It's not about money. It's not about business." So why is he trying to negotiate a business contract with financial terms, esp with people he thinks are on the other side? His beef makes no sense.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 20, 2023 07:11 PM (24fqN)

143 132 113 Wait a minute. I thought a gallon of water is like 8 lbs or so.

Posted by: micky at January 20, 2023 07:05 PM

5 pounds IIRC.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 20, 2023 07:06 PM (uNylN)

A pint is a pound
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 20, 2023 07:09 PM (cupoy)

/hands him a bar bill...

2 pounds now mate... inflation ya know...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2023 07:11 PM (oHd/0)

144 So, is a metric water ton the same weight as a metric shit ton?
Posted by: Romeo13


There's sinkers and floaters, so on average, I'd say yes.

Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2023 07:12 PM (P1f+c)

145 1 (English/Imperial) ton = 2000 lbm

1 metric ton = 1000 kg

1 kg = 2.2 lbm

1 ton = 2000 lbm / 2.2 lbm/ kg = ~900 kg

An English/Imperial ton is slightly less than a metric ton.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby at January 20, 2023 07:12 PM (l7udz)

146 122 Ass Load > long ton > metric ton
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2023 07:08 PM (WoIMU)

Shit Ton>>Ass Load > long ton > metric ton

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 20, 2023 07:12 PM (CCSxw)

147 Is Atlanta night of raging yet or are the forest people stoned again.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 20, 2023 07:12 PM (iyVGU)

148 Can't do Cwt and such but I can do chain, furlongs, and miles.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at January 20, 2023 07:12 PM (JhK+u)

149 147 Is Atlanta night of raging yet or are the forest people stoned again.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 20, 2023 07:12 PM (iyVGU)

I'm almost hoping for crap to start...

The Governor is over at Davos.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2023 07:13 PM (oHd/0)

150 https://www.thecalculatorsite.com/conversions/
common/water-weight.php

800 US gallons at 70 degrees is 6663.104 pounds

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2023 07:14 PM (xhxe8)

151 It depends on the water. If you are weighing cold, dense carbon-soaked water from the bottom of the ocean, it's gonna weigh a lot more.

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2023 07:14 PM (iayUP)

152 Last night he said "It's not about money. It's not about business." So why is he trying to negotiate a business contract with financial terms, esp with people he thinks are on the other side? His beef makes no sense.
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 20, 2023 07:11 PM (24fqN)

Well maybe just maybe good old Ben came to him with an offer Crowder "couldn't refuse".

You know, how one does.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 20, 2023 07:14 PM (1ais2)

153 >>>Wait. So you think its OK for a Conservative to limit your pay, based on if anger the left enough to get shadow banned? When they are supposedly paying you to... oh yeah... piss off the left?

when he gets banned, the Daily Wire, who is selling his advertising and making their money back from advertising, gets banned too.

they are paying crowder a flat salary of $50 million per year. So crowder doesn't care if he gets banned or not. This only makes sense for DW if they get make money on advertising. If he gets banned, then they're just losing money.

So if he gets banned, they're saying, you give up one quarter of your salary, so WE are not the ONLY ones taking the hit here.

He's like, "Fuck you, you gambled, you lost, you eat the whole loss."

And I think you guys are missing out on the part where even if they take 25% of his salary starting year one, he's still making almost ten fucking million dollars per year.

Some punishment!

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:14 PM (C1Zwz)

154 Lydon Baines Johnson literally crapping on the toilet while taking calls from foreign leaders.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 20, 2023 07:09 PM (up/3i)

Not incompetent. Or incontinent. Far far from either.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 20, 2023 07:15 PM (1ais2)

155 I meant, $50 over four years, or $12.5 mil per year.

If crowder gets banned from every platform and loses ever single advertiser and DW makes no money from him, he still gets 75% of that, per the term sheet, or, what is that, about $9.7 mil per year, while they get nothing?

This "poor crowder" act is kinda galling (on his part).

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:16 PM (C1Zwz)

156 43 Damn. I hope they got lap dances.
Posted by: fd at January 20, 2023 06:49 PM (iayUP)


I was gonna make the obligatory joke about Sting in a man-thong, but it occurs to me that recent events have shown the Davoisie are the sort who would be really into that.

Posted by: CppThis at January 20, 2023 07:16 PM (PZvjL)

157 "Wait. So you think its OK for a Conservative to limit your pay, based on if anger the left"

I think it's OK to decline to contract with somebody who wants me to take all the risk and none for himself. Nobody owes me a contract.

What Crowder wants is not a contractual relationship. He's looking for a Band Of Brothers, guys who will die for and with each him. Good for him; I bet he succeeds. He certainly has the talent. But that does not justify his smearing people who don't want to ally with him and his strategy.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 20, 2023 07:16 PM (24fqN)

158 they are paying crowder a flat salary of $50 million per year.

No. It was $50 million for 4 years, and he had to pay all of his own production costs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 20, 2023 07:16 PM (8GeFp)

159 33 5 million tons of gas sounds weird"

How does that work with helium?

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2023 06:47 PM (iayUP)
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5 million tons of LPG weighs the same as 5 million tons of helium. Funny that eh!

Posted by: Ciampino - sometimes it's hard to tell when you guys are joking at January 20, 2023 07:17 PM (qfLjt)

160 Shit Ton>>Ass Load > long ton > metric ton
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 20, 2023 07:12 PM (CCSxw)

Seriously, you guys? I was told there would be no math.

Posted by: April - Dash my lace wigs! at January 20, 2023 07:17 PM (OX9vb)

161 >>>What Crowder wants is not a contractual relationship. He's looking for a Band Of Brothers, guys who will die for and with each him.

No, he wants to be paid like a partner and protected like an employee.

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:17 PM (C1Zwz)

162 Can't do Cwt and such but I can do chain, furlongs, and miles.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at January 20, 2023 07:12 PM


Came across an advertisement for a seized property up for auction here in Texas that listed the property measurements in *vara*. Apparently the original deed went so far back that Mexican units of measurement were used on the deed and they had to use that in the advertisement. A vara was 32.99 inches in length.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 20, 2023 07:17 PM (uNylN)

163 "No, he wants to be paid like a partner and protected like an employee."

That works too.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 20, 2023 07:18 PM (24fqN)

164 Who cares about DW and Crowder? According to my research, AOSHQ is the only site on the net worth checking.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2023 07:19 PM (u73oe)

165 Oh, cute kids santa book.

But of course-
The head Elf who can tackle any problem- female
Her best, hardest working elves- dark skin
Dopey misfit elf- white male.
Santa- doing laundry, ironing
Mr Polar bear- knitting scarves.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 20, 2023 07:19 PM (8GeFp)

166 LBJ, speeding around the LBJ ranch in his Lincoln, listening to KLBJ radio, drinking a Lone Star, and chuckling about that Yankee Mick kid getting the bullet.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 20, 2023 07:19 PM (lz5hY)

167 135 "pulling the ton" = 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of Vincent Black Shadow at January 20, 2023 07:10 PM (N1FR7)
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In British parlance it is 'doing a ton'.

Posted by: Ciampino -- sometimes it's hard to tell when you guys are joking at January 20, 2023 07:19 PM (qfLjt)

168 Butt load > vara

Also, if you buy a square vara you can call yourself "Lord" or "Lady"

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2023 07:19 PM (WoIMU)

169 Michael Flynn has been suspicious of Kathy Chung since 2105.

That's a long time.

Posted by: Half Dozen at January 20, 2023 07:20 PM (c7HsI)

170 93 i totally disagree with you on crowder, and am weirdly on ben shapiro's side. that's why i haven't posted, because i'll hve to defend my position well knowing that most people here think crowder is right

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:02 PM (C1Zwz)

ACE, your site keeps me sane, My Problem is I don't trust Little BEN, he would have rather have had HILLARY than Trump in 2016. I watched his livestream of the election of 2016 and he was PISSED OFF and told his other DW employees to CALM DOWN.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 20, 2023 07:20 PM (dKiJG)

171 7.48 gallons per cubic foot*8.34 pnd per gallon*27 cubic feet per cubic yard = 1684.34 pnd per cubic yard.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at January 20, 2023 07:20 PM (JhK+u)

172 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at January 20, 2023 07:20 PM (Q/6pY)

173 Well Ben Domenech and Meghan McCain welcomed in a new baby girl.
They named her Clover.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2023 07:21 PM (NpAcC)

174 Fwiw I am finding the "math" being bandied about very very unaesthetic and unamusing.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 20, 2023 07:21 PM (1ais2)

175
Joe has only one exit possible. If he was in control of his brain function he would take it. Because of his lack of brain function he's gonna try 'Door Number Two' and get an eventual free expense paid trip to Gitmo.

Putting the country through CW 2.0 in the process.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 20, 2023 07:21 PM (enJYY)

176 >>>ACE, your site keeps me sane, My Problem is I don't trust Little BEN, he would have rather have had HILLARY than Trump in 2016.

believe me I'm surprised to find myself on his side!

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:22 PM (C1Zwz)

177 169 Michael Flynn has been suspicious of Kathy Chung since 2105.

That's a long time.
Posted by: Half Dozen at January 20, 2023 07:20 PM (c7HsI)

Wibley whimey timey whimey stuff?

/looks around for Doc Brown

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2023 07:22 PM (oHd/0)

178 ZOD IMPERIAL.
Posted by: ZOD


Good. We've got enough people talking Metric around this thread.

Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2023 07:22 PM (P1f+c)

179 "I don't trust Little BEN"

Neither does Crowder. So why is he pissed he didn't contract with them?

This is a venture launch marketing strategy to make him out to be the 'True Virtuous Con,' and everybody else 'Big Con.'

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 20, 2023 07:22 PM (24fqN)

180 They named her Clover.

Is it a sheep?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 20, 2023 07:22 PM (8GeFp)

181 I remain astonished that the disheveled, addled, bushel-of-fuck Biden could manage to find the right door into Burisma without puking on his own shoes and raping a doorknob.

No. Not astonished.




Oddly impressed.

Posted by: ZOD at January 20, 2023 07:22 PM (Q/6pY)

182 A vara was 32.99 inches in length.

====

The Paolo, how you say, abides

Posted by: Paolo at January 20, 2023 07:23 PM (8AONa)

183 I thought recording the phone call was a real c***sucker move, too.

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:23 PM (C1Zwz)

184 1 foot^3 of water = 62.4 lbs

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 20, 2023 07:23 PM (S7une)

185 "pulling the ton" = 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of Vincent Black Shadow at January 20, 2023 07:10 PM (N1FR7)
----
In British parlance it is 'doing a ton'.
Posted by: Ciampino -- sometimes it's hard to tell when you guys are joking at January 20, 2023 07:19 PM (qfLjt)
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So the old rocker
Gets out his bike
To make a ton before he takes his leave
Up on the A1
By Scotch Corner
Just like it used to be.
And as he flies
Tears in his eyes
His wind-whipped words echo the final take
And he hits the trunk road doing around a hundred and twenty
With no room left to brake
And he was too old for rock 'n' roll
But he was too young to die

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 20, 2023 07:23 PM (XlE1Z)

186 This is a venture launch marketing strategy to make him out to be the 'True Virtuous Con,' and everybody else 'Big Con.'
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 20, 2023 07:22 PM (24fqN

Well Big Con actually exists and that is the perfect name for it.

Opposition would seem to be well named as "virtuous".

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 20, 2023 07:24 PM (1ais2)

187 >>>This is a venture launch marketing strategy to make him out to be the 'True Virtuous Con,' and everybody else 'Big Con.'

Dave Reaboi called that *immediately*

i hope he doesn't mind being tipped as having gotten it right.

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:24 PM (C1Zwz)

188 A vara was 32.99 inches in length.
Posted by: Mister Scott


Exactla? Or can it vara?

Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2023 07:24 PM (P1f+c)

189 they are paying crowder a flat salary of $50 million per year.
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I don't think he was being paid $50M. IIRC someone mentioned his company would receive $50M and the contract was that he would use that $50M to produce 192 shows over X year(s) and pay all staff/costs out of it.

Posted by: Egg shortages are easily recognized via the overabundance of eggs on shelves at January 20, 2023 07:24 PM (em09h)

190 I am so fucking hungry for garlic shrimp with pea pod right now

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 20, 2023 07:24 PM (ZuGEk)

191 177 169 Michael Flynn has been suspicious of Kathy Chung since 2105.

That's a long time.
Posted by: Half Dozen at January 20, 2023 07:20 PM (c7HsI)

Wibley whimey timey whimey stuff?

/looks around for Doc Brown
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2023 07:22 PM (oHd/0)


Maybe he just means "since 9:05 last night."

The General thinks in military time.

Posted by: Half Dozen at January 20, 2023 07:25 PM (c7HsI)

192 >>Good. We've got enough people talking Metric around this thread. Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2023 07:22 PM (P1f+c)

The fag nations: Metric.
Us and the Brits: Imperial.
ZOD: Units per mass grave.

Posted by: ZOD at January 20, 2023 07:25 PM (Q/6pY)

193 Years ago I was showing a high school acquaintance a 100oz silver bar. Silver, like gold, is remarkably heavy for its size and compact. Great paperweights. Anyhoo, I explained that precious metals use a different standard, based on Troy ounces versus conventional Avoirdupois. Thus a Troy ounce is 31 grams, versus 28.35 grams.

Anyway, he got this really pissed off look on his face and started complaining and bitching about that. Apparently he was "fronted" a pound of weed in high school, and he was using the Troy scale on whatever it was he was weighing the ounces out with. So around 13 or 14 ounces sold, he must have realized there was a Problem. LOL. Stupid potheads

Posted by: Common Tater at January 20, 2023 07:25 PM (Lo80G)

194 Seriously, you guys? I was told there would be no math.
Posted by: April - Dash my lace wigs! at January 20, 2023 07:17 PM (OX9vb)

Sorry April...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 20, 2023 07:25 PM (CCSxw)

195 93 i totally disagree with you on crowder, and am weirdly on ben shapiro's side. that's why i haven't posted, because i'll hve to defend my position well knowing that most people here think crowder is right

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:02 PM (C1Zwz)

I don't care about either and don't know what the argument is so I promise to be on your side of this when the flame war comes, ace.
I got yer back, boss.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2023 07:25 PM (BtmcP)

196 5 million tons of gas

I am Boss now.
Andre the Giant.

Posted by: DaveA at January 20, 2023 07:26 PM (FhXTo)

197 "I thought recording the phone call was a real c***sucker move, too."

I'm fence-sitting that one, but he looked like a silly smug fool when he played that "wage slaves" gotcha. It also makes it far less likely he'll find people who trust him anymore.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 20, 2023 07:26 PM (24fqN)

198 >>>I don't think he was being paid $50M. IIRC someone mentioned his company would receive $50M and the contract was that he would use that $50M to produce 192 shows over X year(s) and pay all staff/costs out of it.

I thought Boering said that DW would have to pay production costs while Crowder *controlled* production but I don't know.

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:26 PM (C1Zwz)

199 i totally disagree with you on crowder, and am weirdly on ben shapiro's side. that's why i haven't posted, because i'll hve to defend my position well knowing that most people here think crowder is right
*****
From what I have read I am more on Shapiro's side than Crowder's... so far.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2023 07:26 PM (NpAcC)

200 Ben Shapiro is the real victim here.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 20, 2023 07:26 PM (1ais2)

201 I thought Boering said that DW would have to pay production costs while Crowder *controlled* production but I don't know.

Posted by: ace
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I haven't kept up at all and am only vaguely remembering something I saw posted last night.

Posted by: Egg shortages are easily recognized via the overabundance of eggs on shelves at January 20, 2023 07:27 PM (em09h)

202 164 Who cares about DW and Crowder? According to my research, AOSHQ is the only site on the net worth checking.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2023 07:19 PM (u73oe)

DW = 100 Million
Crowder = 50 Million

ace = PRICELESS

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 20, 2023 07:27 PM (CCSxw)

203 I don't understand bird flu.

One of my birds got the flu, so I had to kill all 30,000 on the farm.

Why?

Well, the flu might have killed them!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 20, 2023 07:27 PM (8GeFp)

204 >>>197 "I thought recording the phone call was a real c***sucker move, too."

I'm fence-sitting that one, but he looked like a silly smug fool when he played that "wage slaves" gotcha. It also makes it far less likely he'll find people who trust him anymore.

That was so stupid and gay. It was obvious that crowder had just used the term "slave wages" and Boering was merely using the term in a jocular way. And Crowder plays it like it's this huge "GOTCHA!" with that smug c*cksucker grin.

I kind of hate his guts now.

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:27 PM (C1Zwz)

205 An arshin is about twenty eight inches. Very early M91 Mosin Nagants had the sights calibrated as such IIRC.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 20, 2023 07:27 PM (lz5hY)

206 I will make my BOLD STANCE ON CROWDER V DAILY WIRE:

I don't really have one. I never could get into Crowder. Cannot explain why. It is like Hannity, but more subtle. I go with my gut a lot and something tells me 'off.' Not bad per se, he certainly can be useful, but just 'off.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2023 07:27 PM (zZu0s)

207 Update: I don't know why -- he doesn't say -- but Michael Flynn has been suspicious of Kathy Chung since 2105.

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She was well known around D.C. circles by her nickname "Bang Bang."

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 20, 2023 07:27 PM (BRmwW)

208 CRT,

The metric system, like the French language, is central planning gone too far. I am a free man and I use whatever units I damn well please.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 20, 2023 07:27 PM (b5HtT)

209 I kind of hate his guts now.
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:27 PM (C1Zwz)

ace, sometimes you remind me of any sample of my ex-girlfriends.

No offense, garrett.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2023 07:28 PM (zZu0s)

210 I don't understand bird flu.

One of my birds got the flu, so I had to kill all 30,000 on the farm.

Why?

Well, the flu might have killed them!

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It's much better to give them an injection that doesn't stop the spread of the virus during a hot pandemic.

Wait, why does that seem familiar?

Posted by: Egg shortages are easily recognized via the overabundance of eggs on shelves at January 20, 2023 07:28 PM (em09h)

211 >>>I don't care about either and don't know what the argument is so I promise to be on your side of this when the flame war comes, ace.
I got yer back, boss.

thanks, man. I just need to know -- will you glass someone, if it comes to it?


glass -- australian slang for breaking a glass bottle and then slashing someone with it

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:28 PM (C1Zwz)

212 Is it a sheep?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 20, 2023 07:22 PM (8GeFp)
*****
Lol.
Sounds like a name for a cocker spaniel.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2023 07:28 PM (NpAcC)

213 I thought Boering said that DW would have to pay production costs while Crowder *controlled* production but I don't know.


No. Crowder paid production costs, DW controlled the rights to it and his entire back catalog for the duration of the contract.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 20, 2023 07:29 PM (8GeFp)

214 I don't really have one. I never could get into Crowder. Cannot explain why. It is like Hannity, but more subtle. I go with my gut a lot and something tells me 'off.' Not bad per se, he certainly can be useful, but just 'off.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2023 07:27 PM (zZu0s)

Same. Same. But Shapiro is intolerable. Absolutely intolerable.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 20, 2023 07:29 PM (1ais2)

215 Common Tater: ZOD will front you Sinaloa Cartel.

You will sell it and deliver the proceeds to Imperial Business Magnate Adibas GmBH. Your labor will be compensated.

Do this. Now.

Posted by: ZOD at January 20, 2023 07:29 PM (Q/6pY)

216
The SEAL death is curious; the navy has a hard time holding on to these guys 'cause being a SEAL on your resume commands a six figure salary with private security to start.

Who was paying his salary?

Posted by: Auspex at January 20, 2023 07:29 PM (j4U/Z)

217 "An arshin is about twenty eight inches. Very early M91 Mosin Nagants had the sights calibrated as such IIRC."

I had a 1924 Tula with that rear sight.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 20, 2023 07:29 PM (24fqN)

218 >>Well Ben Domenech and Meghan McCain welcomed in a new baby girl.
They named her Clover.

And people laughed at my flour futures play

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 20, 2023 07:29 PM (ZuGEk)

219 203 I don't understand bird flu.

One of my birds got the flu, so I had to kill all 30,000 on the farm.

Why?

Well, the flu might have killed them!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 20, 2023 07:27 PM (8GeFp)

Heh. Well, they certainly have taken the contain, vaccinate and quarantine plan and dropped the whole vaccinate and quarantine parts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2023 07:29 PM (zZu0s)

220 A vara was 32.99 inches in length.

====

The Paolo, how you say, abides

Posted by: Paolo at January 20, 2023 07:23 PM


The Dude abides.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYsw0KVRjCM

Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2023 07:30 PM (uNylN)

221 "The space, in DC's Chinatown neighborhood..."

Always the f'n Chinese with these people.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2023 07:30 PM (QBaJw)

222 The SEAL death is curious; the navy has a hard time holding on to these guys 'cause being a SEAL on your resume commands a six figure salary with private security to start.

Who was paying his salary?
Posted by: Auspex at January 20, 2023 07:29 PM (j4U/Z)

American Taxpayers, either directly or through a grant/aid package.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2023 07:30 PM (eoQWY)

223 glass -- australian slang for breaking a glass bottle and then slashing someone with it
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:28 PM (C1Zwz)

How barbaric. Steel is best.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2023 07:30 PM (BtmcP)

224 crowder's counter-proposal was $120 million and, I guess, DW agrees to eat all losses if he's fully deplatformed and DW can't sell any advertising

i also can't believe that Crowder was whining about having to do live ad reads. He wants the money, but he doesn't want to do any actual advertising to get it.

Meanwhile he's already deplatformed on YouTube so... how exactly do you imagine you'll be bringing revenue in, if not through live ad reads?

every other YouTuber does live ad reads. But... I guess he's too Virtuous.

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:30 PM (C1Zwz)

225 Clearing baffles.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 20, 2023 07:31 PM (uNylN)

226 How many of our ex seals/ delta / berets work for Wagner?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 20, 2023 07:31 PM (8GeFp)

227 Same. Same. But Shapiro is intolerable. Absolutely intolerable.
Posted by: Thesokorus at January 20, 2023 07:29 PM (1ais2)

Oh yeah, he sets off my BS and grifter meters like crazy.

Same with Geeks and Gamers guy. I like Gary and I like Az, but that guy just screams fake to me- or stupid. I dunno.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2023 07:31 PM (zZu0s)

228 They named her Clover.
Posted by: redridinghood


As girls names taken from plants go, that's not the worst possible choice.

Could have been Cattleya. I don't think that one gets used much anymore. Even if it is pronounced cat-lee-uh and not cattle-yuh.

Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2023 07:31 PM (P1f+c)

229 If the mouth-parts of Crowder and Shapiro were sewn together, well...




Next problem.

Posted by: ZOD at January 20, 2023 07:32 PM (Q/6pY)

230 Well, the flu might have killed them!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 20, 2023 07:27 PM (8GeFp)

Heh. Well, they certainly have taken the contain, vaccinate and quarantine plan and dropped the whole vaccinate and quarantine parts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2023 07:29 PM (zZu0s)

If your chicken has bird flu... and you have to kill your chicken.... why not EAT the chicken?

I'm not gonna get bird flu, I'm not a bird!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2023 07:32 PM (QBaJw)

231 And I think you guys are missing out on the part where even if they take 25% of his salary starting year one, he's still making almost ten fucking million dollars per year.

Some punishment!
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:14 PM (C1Zwz)

All Production paid by Crowder, all Mug Club Members goes to DW, all Merchandise goes to DW

This not a contract that you offer to a Friend, I sell DVC and my neighbor wants to go to Disney and I could have had him pay 22 dollars a point but I did only 18 and gave him a very fair deal.

How many people would walk away from a 50 million dollar deal.

I have heard that Crowder does treat people like crap and Gay Jarad and Robot Swen etc it bothers me that Little Ben really doesn't go to bat for people if they get banned from social media.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 20, 2023 07:32 PM (dKiJG)

232 How many of our ex seals/ delta / berets work for Wagner?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 20, 2023 07:31 PM (8GeFp)
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I didn't know opera required that kind of skill set.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 20, 2023 07:32 PM (XlE1Z)

233 "I kind of hate his guts now."

I consume lots of content from despicable people; who cares, as long as it's free?

I pay more attention to what's presented than who's presenting it. I like Crowder's content and have linked it here often.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 20, 2023 07:32 PM (24fqN)

234 Anita Dunn and Ron Klain (double spit), invent an excuse for Karine (and Jenny before her) to give why she cannot say anything about every possible "from this podium." A list of topics KJP will answer questions about from her podium contains about three orders of magnitude fewer topics than those she will not discuss.

It's a game the White House Press Corp has not publicly bitched about. Not that the Junta would care. Another game frequently played is greatly reducing the duration of time KJP takes questions by scheduling the daily press conference an hour or so before a hard cutoff for a Joe event at the White House. Then starting the press conference late. Along with at least once a week having John Kirby or some other Administration liar lead-off the press conference on some topic the Junta is pushing, taking 20 minutes or more.

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2023 07:32 PM (AMIL/)

235 every other YouTuber does live ad reads. But... I guess he's too Virtuous.
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:30 PM (C1Zwz)

I think Nerdrotic lost a sponsor because he kept forgetting to read the ad copy. Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2023 07:32 PM (zZu0s)

236 How barbaric. Steel is best.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2023 07:30 PM (BtmcP)

Cold steel...they don't like it up them.

Posted by: Lance-Corporal Jack Jones at January 20, 2023 07:32 PM (CCSxw)

237 An email from Joe Biden’s assistant Kathy Chung to Hunter Biden in May 2015 inexplicably contains phone numbers of former President Bill Clinton, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and several high-ranking congressmen.

In another message to Biden and Chung, deputy counsel of the vice president, Alexander Mackler, sent phone numbers of 17 Obama administration Cabinet members, including Treasury Secretary Jack Lew and Commerce Secretary Penny Pritzker.

https://tinyurl.com/2xy79knr

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 20, 2023 07:33 PM (+wfSw)

238 WRT to the Daily Wire, Steven Crowder Imbroglio, what we absolutely need is Zombie William F. Buckley calling everybody f***ots and threatening to plaster a motherf**ker or two if you pissant retards don't get your sh*t together and stop all the f***ot nonsense.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 20, 2023 07:33 PM (up/3i)

239 January is the Month of Long Knives

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2023 07:33 PM (pwExq)

240 I'm not gonna get bird flu, I'm not a bird!
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2023 07:32 PM (QBaJw)

Plus, cooking should kill all the flu. If it doesn't we are fucked anyway- and so are the chickens.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2023 07:33 PM (zZu0s)

241 >>>All Production paid by Crowder, all Mug Club Members goes to DW, all Merchandise goes to DW

with respect, you can't seem to grasp that DW gets to bring in revenue. They're not giving Crowder $50 million as a *gift.*

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:33 PM (C1Zwz)

242 The bigger problem of the tiff between Big Con and Virtuous Con is they are commited now to friendly fire. The problem is Youtube/Facebook falling all over their selves to ban conservatives causing the issue with losing money in the offer. Take that on, Big and Virt Con! Stop the chest puffing exercise in trying to show who is the best conservative to spend money on and band together to take on the censors.

Posted by: scruboak at January 20, 2023 07:34 PM (jjH9L)

243 oops - should be: ...invent an excuse for Karine (and Jenny before her) to give why she cannot say anything about every possible TOPIC "from this podium."

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2023 07:35 PM (AMIL/)

244 214 I don't really have one. I never could get into Crowder. Cannot explain why. It is like Hannity, but more subtle. I go with my gut a lot and something tells me 'off.' Not bad per se, he certainly can be useful, but just 'off.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2023 07:27 PM (zZu0s)

Same. Same. But Shapiro is intolerable. Absolutely intolerable.
Posted by: Thesokorus



I agree. The left also has there share of 'why are these people a thing'. Cenk Ungwhatever is top of the list. How is that fat greasy creep who is deranged even a thing? Has anybody checked his basement for human remains?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 20, 2023 07:35 PM (ppL7t)

245 with respect, you can't seem to grasp that DW gets to bring in revenue. They're not giving Crowder $50 million as a *gift.*

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:33 PM (C1Zwz)

By the same token, they should not be able to control ALL of his revenue streams- even those he has built himself, surely?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2023 07:35 PM (zZu0s)

246 I think arshin were replaced with metric when they did the conversion to 91/30 in, well, 1930.

Hmm, 2 F-35s just cruised by overhead, unusual.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2023 07:35 PM (BORTq)

247 239 January is the Month of Long Knives
Posted by: blaster

And chainsaws!

Posted by: Verity at January 20, 2023 07:35 PM (BtmcP)

248 I agree. The left also has there share of 'why are these people a thing'. Cenk Ungwhatever is top of the list. How is that fat greasy creep who is deranged even a thing? Has anybody checked his basement for human remains?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 20, 2023 07:35 PM (ppL7t)

Or a live horse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2023 07:35 PM (zZu0s)

249 Maybe Boring is making a point that he is trying to build DW into a brand that is not beholden to big tech for revenue, but he needs a draw like crowder to drive subs, but in the meantime has to rely on big tech ad revenue to grow the business.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 20, 2023 07:35 PM (8GeFp)

250 band together to take on the censors.

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 20, 2023 07:35 PM (N1FR7)

251 Yeah, after looking at the Shapiro Crowder thing...

I'm more in a Plague on both your houses kinda place.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2023 07:36 PM (oHd/0)

252 I would definitely glass someone for you, Ace. But I have a bad back so can I hire someone to do the glassing?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2023 07:36 PM (u73oe)

253 238 WRT to the Daily Wire, Steven Crowder Imbroglio, what we absolutely need is Zombie William F. Buckley calling everybody f***ots and threatening to plaster a motherf**ker or two if you pissant retards don't get your sh*t together and stop all the f***ot nonsense.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 20, 2023 07:33 PM (up/3i)

Think it is more like Buckley purging NRO of the paleocons and Birchers etc etc.

Btw Ross Douthat went skinny dipping with Buckley off the Buckley yacht.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 20, 2023 07:36 PM (1ais2)

254 Another conversion unit explained

16 tons ------- another day older and deeper in debt

Posted by: micky at January 20, 2023 07:37 PM (3byMq)

255 Same. Same. But Shapiro is intolerable. Absolutely intolerable.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 20, 2023 07:29 PM (1ais2)

--------

As I've said before, the only time I can tolerate Shapiro is when Kyle Dunnigan is impersonating him.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 20, 2023 07:37 PM (BRmwW)

256 The trevails of people negotiating for tens of millions of dollars over the course a few years are ones I strongly identify with and feel deeply. Not as deeply as I feel about capital gains taxes and corporate taxation, but almost.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 20, 2023 07:37 PM (ppBhU)

257 It's all a sham. That Tucker/Nixon/CIA blew me away.
Such finesse, skill, organization, they've got the nut and it will be hard to crack.

We are living in a sham nation.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 20, 2023 07:37 PM (+wfSw)

258 252 I would definitely glass someone for you, Ace. But I have a bad back so can I hire someone to do the glassing?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2023 07:36 PM (u73oe)

I'm more a T-P and eggs kinda guy, if that works ace...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 20, 2023 07:37 PM (CCSxw)

259 254 Another conversion unit explained

16 tons ------- another day older and deeper in debt
Posted by: micky at January 20, 2023 07:37 PM (3byMq)

St Peter don't you call me cause I can't GOOOOOO

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2023 07:38 PM (zZu0s)

260 Just laughing snidely at the thought of Hunter recommending some "yellow" chick for a job

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2023 07:38 PM (BtmcP)

261 Glassing: Aztec slang for painting someone blue, dragging them up a ziggurat, chanting a lot, and then extracting their heart with an obsidian tlactomactlocoatl.

Glassing.

Posted by: ZOD at January 20, 2023 07:38 PM (Q/6pY)

262 236 How barbaric. Steel is best.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2023 07:30 PM (BtmcP)

Cold steel...they don't like it up them.
Posted by: Lance-Corporal Jack Jones at January 20, 2023 07:32 PM (CCSxw)

Is THAT the riddle of Steel?

Posted by: Gonad, the Contrarian at January 20, 2023 07:38 PM (oHd/0)

263 256 The trevails of people negotiating for tens of millions of dollars over the course a few years are ones I strongly identify with and feel deeply. Not as deeply as I feel about capital gains taxes and corporate taxation, but almost.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 20, 2023 07:37 PM (ppBhU)

It does kind of remind you of the MLB or NFL strikes, doesn't it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2023 07:38 PM (zZu0s)

264 believe me I'm surprised to find myself on his side!
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:22 PM (C1Zwz)

I do feel the grift from Crowder.

I know that I am going to give Little Ben money especially when he starts up his Cartoons on DW, I would rather give my money to Little Ben than to DIsney. I was a huge Disney Fan but no more, I make more money off selling my DVC and using the money to go to other places.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 20, 2023 07:39 PM (dKiJG)

265 As I've said before, the only time I can tolerate Shapiro is when Kyle Dunnigan is impersonating him.
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 20, 2023 07:37 PM (BRmwW)

He's a hoax. Facebook was pushing him. Like Hannity he has no meaningful amt of fans. Yet here we are.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 20, 2023 07:39 PM (1ais2)

266 Sidebar: Elizabeth Holmes. She is a liar, a liar on such a scale that she should not be trusted on anything ever under any circumstances. But she also seems maybe crazy too. Like maybe Joker-level criminally insane.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 20, 2023 07:39 PM (ppBhU)

267 I have not been following all of this with Crowder, so I'm just going to put up a nice "Sunny Skyz" story about a kind and generous farmer from Alabama and how he helped people in his community without them knowing about it:

https://tinyurl.com/2v2rykw6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2023 07:39 PM (SzF2S)

268 Glassing: Aztec slang for painting someone blue, dragging them up a ziggurat, chanting a lot, and then extracting their heart with an obsidian tlactomactlocoatl.

Glassing.
Posted by: ZOD at January 20, 2023 07:38 PM (Q/6pY)

————-

Appreciate the clarification, but I’m still gonna need to hire someone to do it for me.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2023 07:39 PM (u73oe)

269 There are restaurants now that serve chicken rare now. Even after chefs have complained about the danger of eating rare chicken, patrons are insisting on rare chicken.

Posted by: Megthered at January 20, 2023 07:39 PM (BBKJB)

270 Posted by: Gonad, the Contrarian at January 20, 2023 07:38 PM (oHd/0)

I like your handle...

Posted by: Dildo Baggins of the Shire at January 20, 2023 07:39 PM (CCSxw)

271 The gamble that DW is making is that if they pay Crowder a big stack of money, they can recoup that money, and more, through advertising and other revenue streams like the mug club and merch.

You're arguing that they should give him millions in salary and then a big cut of the other revenue streams too?

Look, if he wants to be a partner, they can do that -- they can figure out an advertising split agreement and production cost split agreement. He doesn't seem to want that, he wants an upfront paycheck. He wans a salary.

Okay, fine.

But then he also wants to a cut of the merch revenue? Does he also want a cut of the ad revenue?

What doesn't he want?

Oh I know: He doesn't want to share in the risk of demonetization. He wants to be fully insulated from that.

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:40 PM (C1Zwz)

272 266 Sidebar: Elizabeth Holmes. She is a liar, a liar on such a scale that she should not be trusted on anything ever under any circumstances. But she also seems maybe crazy too. Like maybe Joker-level criminally insane.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 20, 2023 07:39 PM (ppBhU)

...and she's procreating

Lord save us!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 20, 2023 07:40 PM (CCSxw)

273 269 There are restaurants now that serve chicken rare now. Even after chefs have complained about the danger of eating rare chicken, patrons are insisting on rare chicken.
Posted by: Megthered at January 20, 2023 07:39 PM (BBKJB)

I have eaten raw chicken. Freshly slaughtered.

It is not bad, but like all raw food I keep wondering why when the cooked version is so much more tasty- to me at least.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2023 07:41 PM (zZu0s)

274 Here's a question. Crowder is on Rumble. Supposedly they won't strike, cancel, or demonetize him. If "it's not about money, and it's not about business" (Crowder's words) then what does he need that Rumble doesn't give him? What does DW offer that Rumble doesn't?

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 20, 2023 07:41 PM (24fqN)

275 How many of our ex seals/ delta / berets work for Wagner?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 20, 2023 07:31 PM (8GeFp)

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Robert Wagner, father of Tony Dinozzo Jr. on NCIS, and murderer of his wife IRL Natalie Wood?

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 20, 2023 07:41 PM (BRmwW)

276 260 Just laughing snidely at the thought of Hunter recommending some "yellow" chick for a job
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Yellow for business, not for pleasure.

Would you like an M&M?

Posted by: Hunter Crackhead Biden at January 20, 2023 07:41 PM (fs1hN)

277 >But she also seems maybe crazy too. Like maybe Joker-level criminally insane. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 20, 2023 07:39 PM (ppBhU)

Yes, but the psychotic monkey-sex would have guys at the local paying for your beers just to hear about it one more time...

Posted by: ZOD at January 20, 2023 07:41 PM (Q/6pY)

278 Elizabeth Holmes is like a proto-SBF.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2023 07:42 PM (BtmcP)

279 I keep waiting for heads to roll but just keep gettingb disappointed daily

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2023 07:42 PM (xhxe8)

280 Oh I know: He doesn't want to share in the risk of demonetization. He wants to be fully insulated from that.
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:40 PM (C1Zwz)

That's not an insane demand. But I agree that it should be a give and take where both sides see some benefit. He reads ad copy for them or whatever.

This would be cleaner if he was framing this more as them trying to have editorial control or something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2023 07:43 PM (zZu0s)

281 La donna e mobile (Rigoletto) playing on Sirius. Verdi would have all concerned sworn to secrecy by a local parish priest before rehearsals, so afraid of plagiarism.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 20, 2023 07:43 PM (lz5hY)

282 272 266 Sidebar: Elizabeth Holmes. She is a liar, a liar on such a scale that she should not be trusted on anything ever under any circumstances. But she also seems maybe crazy too. Like maybe Joker-level criminally insane.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 20, 2023 07:39 PM (ppBhU)

...and she's procreating

Lord save us!
Posted by: browndog



Really? Some guy forgot about not sticking your dick in crazy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 20, 2023 07:43 PM (ppL7t)

283 "That Tucker/Nixon/CIA blew me away."

Me too! Ten years ago, I wouldn't have believed any of it.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 20, 2023 07:43 PM (24fqN)

284 Hunter? The Artiste?
sacre Bleu!

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2023 07:43 PM (v0R5T)

285 But Trump said "pu**y."
Posted by: The media at January 20, 2023 06:41 PM (X06qn)
........

and Ivanka sells perfume!

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2023 07:44 PM (v0R5T)

286 >>> But I have a bad back so can I hire someone to do the glassing?

if you bring a poolcue, you can maybe glass someone from a seated position

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:44 PM (C1Zwz)

287
Really? Some guy forgot about not sticking your dick in crazy.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 20, 2023 07:43 PM (ppL7t)
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Sadly all too common...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2023 07:44 PM (BpYfr)

288 cafe

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:44 PM (C1Zwz)

289 Isn't glassing where they cut the corners of your mouth?

It always seemed easier to me to shoot someone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2023 07:45 PM (zZu0s)

290 Having sweated out the Newcastle episode circa early 2000s, you c "vector controlling" a daily companion of 25 years, expect vigorous non compliance.

And cancel my rhumba lessons.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 20, 2023 07:45 PM (N1FR7)

291 Really? Some guy forgot about not sticking your dick in crazy.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 20, 2023 07:43 PM (ppL7t)
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Sadly all too common...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2023 07:44 PM (BpYfr)

Every time...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2023 07:45 PM (zZu0s)

292 "That's not an insane demand."

Yes, too bad Crowder dismissed the term sheet out of hand, and only came crawling back weeks later trying to salvage something. By then, both sides knew it would be a bad fit, and Crowder should be glad he didn't get in bed with people he obviously hates.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 20, 2023 07:46 PM (24fqN)

293 This would be cleaner if he was framing this more as them trying to have editorial control or something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2023 07:43 PM (zZu0s)

Well, we can look at the career paths of those who accepted the deal offered by Shapiro.

Crowder seems to be the first I know of who said no. Interesting to watch how he does (survives).

We do know that Crowder seems to have felt he needed to publicize his rejection.

Do we know if Crowder went to Shapiro or Shapiro came to Crowder?

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 20, 2023 07:46 PM (1ais2)

294 Holmes is not bad looking. But she's one of the few chicks I've ever seen who makes me wonder if I wouldn't awaken from postcoital bliss in a tub of ice water with her patiently, politely explaining that she needed to sell my organs to fund here diagnostic machine research.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 20, 2023 07:46 PM (ppBhU)

295 Hmm, 2 F-35s just cruised by overhead, unusual.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2023 07:35 PM (BORTq)

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Just reminding you that President Biden knows where you and your AR-15 Assault Rifles with the Chainsaw Attachments are and is watching.

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at January 20, 2023 07:47 PM (BRmwW)

296 >>Really? Some guy forgot about not sticking your dick in crazy. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 20, 2023 07:43 PM (ppL7t)

You fuck sane people?

Huh. Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto. Live long enough, you'll meet one of everything.

Posted by: ZOD at January 20, 2023 07:47 PM (Q/6pY)

297 I apologize for spamming about Shapiro. Dumb and ponderous. Will stop. Kinda felt like the one poster was Ben and got pissed.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 20, 2023 07:48 PM (1ais2)

298 You rike one tonne soup w/dumpring?

Posted by: No. 1Chinee Take-out at January 20, 2023 07:48 PM (8ocB+)

299 Spanking nood

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2023 07:49 PM (BtmcP)

300 I see Little Ben is upset about Crowder which tells me that Crowder did the right thing.

Everything I've seen on this, Crowder is (for once) not being a bully or a jerk, but just saying "the way you run business is guaranteed to win nothing for the conservative movement".
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2023 06:59 PM (0hOvj)

Ben is up to speed on Conservative Inc.
You won't be relevant if your "movement" makes progress. It's only when you can bitch on the sidelines as your team takes yet another loss that you become indispensable as a pundit.
Like most of the political world, the whole point of politics is not to solve problems for the people, but to make money.

That includes punditry

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 20, 2023 07:49 PM (FCbAQ)

301
The daily drip of incriminating evidence against Joey could be a silent coup by the big state. If anyone in the MSM chose to pursue it.

Feels much more like a Clinton era op where it drops, is forgotten after a couple of days, and when corroborating evidence is produced, everyone at the WH and media rolls thier eyes, sighs, and calls it old news that has already been dealt with.

Distraction was the term the Obama handlers used to use.

Posted by: Auspex at January 20, 2023 07:49 PM (j4U/Z)

302 >>> Holmes is not bad looking.

she's also not good looking. She's a Jan.

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:51 PM (C1Zwz)

303 One millions tons of LNG is a bunch.

"Units used in the LNG trade can be confusing. Produced gas is measured in volume (cubic meters or cubic feet), but once it is converted into LNG, it is measured in mass units, usually tons or million tons. (This is abbreviated as MMT or more commonly MT).

LNG ship sizes are specified in cargo volume (typically, thousands of cubic meters), and once the LNG has been reconverted to gas, it is sold by energy units (in millions of British thermal units or namely MMBtu).

One million ton of LNG contains the energy equivalent of about 48 billion cubic feet (48 bcf) of natural gas, or 8.59 million barrels of oil equivalent (mmboe) or 1.17 milllion tons of oil equivalent (mmtoe)."

https://tinyurl.com/yc6vc7ue

Posted by: Javems at January 20, 2023 07:51 PM (AmoqO)

304 269 There are restaurants now that serve chicken rare now. Even after chefs have complained about the danger of eating rare chicken, patrons are insisting on rare chicken.
Posted by: Megthered at January 20, 2023 07:39 PM (BBKJB)
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Ewwww! I'm pretty gross and even I wouldn't do that.

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2023 07:51 PM (WoIMU)

305 with respect, you can't seem to grasp that DW gets to bring in revenue. They're not giving Crowder $50 million as a *gift.*

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:33 PM (C1Zwz)

Every Ad read goes to DW not to Crowder, and if he gets banned from let's say every Social Media Crowder shoulders the pay for his employee's, DW knows that Crowder pushes boundaries and they are playing by Big tech rules.

I do think the Mug Club model is the way to go.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 20, 2023 07:52 PM (dKiJG)

306 As William F. Buckley said Everybody is f***ots and I am going to plaster a motherf**ker or two if you pissant retards don't get your sh*t together and stop all the f***ot nonsense.

Thomas Sowell

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 20, 2023 07:53 PM (8GeFp)

307 302 >>> Holmes is not bad looking.

she's also not good looking. She's a Jan.
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:51 PM (C1Zwz)

We're all God's children in the dark.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2023 07:55 PM (zZu0s)

308 And last I had heard was that China was turning around and reselling our LNG to the freezing Europeans.

Posted by: Rex B at January 20, 2023 07:55 PM (xkbLL)

309 >>>Every Ad read goes to DW not to Crowder,

it should. If crowder wants a cut of the ad revenue then he should do a "revshare" -- revenue share. But he doesn't want that. He wants a salary. Fine, DW pays him a salary -- but then they get the revenue.

Crowder can't have BOTH!

>>>and if he gets banned from let's say every Social Media Crowder shoulders the pay for his employee's, DW knows that Crowder pushes boundaries and they are playing by Big tech rules.

Why does DW alone have to eat the loss in this case? Why don't they both share in the loss? DW "pushes boundaries," too -- did you see "What Is a Woman"? It was the most controversial movie of last year. A lot more controversial than anything Crowder did.

Why, if Crowder gets banned from all advertising, does he keep collecting his entire paycheck, and Shapiro/Boering eat the whole loss?

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:56 PM (C1Zwz)

310 This is no longer kookoo bananas: CIA and FBI took out Kennedy, Nixon, and Trump.

And now they are after Biden.

WASTF

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2023 07:57 PM (pwExq)

311 "Did you see "What Is a Woman"? It was the most controversial movie of last year."

Best thing DW has done, that I've seen. It's great. Their high-school terrorist flick was meh, the western was tepid. "My Son Hunter" blows chunks, but I think that one is Breitbart's fault.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 20, 2023 08:03 PM (24fqN)

312 Why, if Crowder gets banned from all advertising, does he keep collecting his entire paycheck, and Shapiro/Boering eat the whole loss?

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2023 07:56 PM (C1Zwz)

They know who they are signing and he's controversial and could be banned at any moment and He has his mug club. I agree with Riekata Law on the contract it's garbage

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 20, 2023 08:06 PM (dKiJG)

313 "They know who they are signing and he's controversial and could be banned at any moment and He has his mug club"

And that is precisely why they want to SHARE the foreseeable risk with him. Jeezus.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 20, 2023 08:09 PM (24fqN)

314 I watched a little Crowder do semi funny sarcasm, but I read Ace every day. Can't recall last time I heard Crowder. ... But not sure how the marketing thang works, especially since BigCorp controls so many venues ... and BigTech censors, and DeepState looks to punish WrongThought.

Carry on my wayward son, there will be peace when you are done ... or maybe war first, but speaking (real) Truth to Power is the only virtuous course, and imo, the most rewarding, regardless of financial outcomes.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 20, 2023 08:09 PM (Cus5s)

315 The advantage of signing a controversial figure (knowing it generates views and revenue) is they lock in that revenue advantage.

BUT if there is an organized boycott, who should take the risk? Well, imo, those that signed the contract take the risk ... and if they paid for controversy that attracts viewers, those that paid for that attraction take the risk.

The guy they contracted with keeps providing the attractive controversy. ... So then it gets into ... is it just "controversy for controversy's sake, or is it Truth, but Woke Imperialists revolt (as should be anticipated)?

If (Crowder or Ace) continue to supply controversial Truth, they fulfilled their contract. If the reaction is not as expected (due to organized Wokeness) ... that is not the fault of Crowder or Ace.

But I am not informed on what paradigm Crowder is trying to establish, with himself as the Ministry of Truth?

Posted by: illiniwek at January 20, 2023 08:19 PM (Cus5s)

316 Big deal. How many Breaking News re a Dim going to jail? Call .e when Hillary is behind bars

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