Full Metal Pizza Alchemist Cafe

A wolf staring down a pair of coyotes.

Panda attempts to duplicate the going-down-on-yourself pose seen in "The Embrace."

Feeding time at the croc pool: sixty crocs go for the single chicken thrown into the pool, one smart croc goes after the guy throwing it.

Something big out there.

Tiger chases monkey into its lair...

This week, amirite?

The Otter is disappoint.

Robot assistant.

Guy didn't think the date was going that well anyway. The Spanish at the end says, I think, "Better they say that here ran away a coward than here died a hero." I'll give him one thing: Decisiveness. There is no hesitation and no doubt. Just pure instinct and execution.

Acrobatic pizza. Wow..👏👏🍕 pic.twitter.com/9OLsoNIOMt
— Tansu YEĞEN (@TansuYegen) January 14, 2023

Probably a set-up but okay:

Smart idea pic.twitter.com/CvvXbYUp9i
— Weird and Terrifying (@weirdterrifying) January 14, 2023

Do they put a mongoose in next?

OSHA does not approve pic.twitter.com/EYrFpmObMs
— Weird and Terrifying (@weirdterrifying) January 14, 2023

The basalt-rich black sand of Iceland is quite captivating.

The video improves with each loop because what appears to be a frozen lake is actually a highly reflective black sand found near volcanoes.

Photographer: Lorenz Weisse

pic.twitter.com/3DaXWB827i
— Tansu YEĞEN (@TansuYegen) January 13, 2023

A couple of weeks ago I was arguing with you guys. I told you it was not safe to put your faces right into the exhaust of a jet airplane. You all insisted, "C'mon Ace, don't believe that voodoo 'science' those mile-high mountebanks at the FAA peddle, it's fine to put your face right into the jetwash, it'll clean out your pores."

Well these tests prove that I was right and you're all idiots.

Jet engine vs face pic.twitter.com/YljQK4mm8f
— Weird and Terrifying (@weirdterrifying) January 18, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 07:50 PM

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1 Meep meep!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2023 07:50 PM (1DWAs)

2 Had it but got side tracked

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2023 07:51 PM (xhxe8)

3 one smart croc goes after the guy throwing it.

That's how I dealt with Corn Pop.

True story. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe "Brandon" Biden at January 18, 2023 07:53 PM (a3Q+t)

4 Pizza dude was amazing...

Jet engine melting face off...fake news! It was all done in post-production...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2023 07:53 PM (BpYfr)

5 You know ace, it isn't nice to taunt the otters.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2023 07:54 PM (1DWAs)

6 Have to see something else before believing that robot is real

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2023 07:54 PM (xhxe8)

7 That's one pissed off date.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2023 07:55 PM (anj39)

8 Evening.

Did Ace just make an anime reference? Is he weebing out on us?

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 18, 2023 07:56 PM (rz/qC)

9 Surprise otters. They're real.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2023 07:56 PM (a3Q+t)

10 That snake is going to stink like crazy when it dies in the wall.

Posted by: Did you know you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 18, 2023 07:56 PM (e6I/s)

11 Meep meep!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Moop-Moop !

Posted by: JT at January 18, 2023 07:57 PM (T4tVD)

12 So, how do you get the snake out of the wall?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2023 07:58 PM (oHd/0)

13 oh, that is such an excellent picture up top, Ace!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 18, 2023 07:58 PM (XzIdt)

14 4 Pizza dude was amazing...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2023 07:53 PM (BpYfr)

Yeah, as long as that is someone ELSE's Pizza.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2023 07:59 PM (oHd/0)

15 I always like a little extra neck hair on my pizza crust.

More protein.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 18, 2023 08:00 PM (R/m4+)

16 The best part of the pizza video was where hotshot wiped his hand on his pants at around 10 seconds before grinding whatever he touched into the food.

Posted by: Did you know you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 18, 2023 08:01 PM (e6I/s)

17 Watched a couple years ago in my yard a Hawk chasing a squirrel in the tree line. Wasn't far from that tiger and monkey

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2023 08:01 PM (xhxe8)

18 All I know is I'm not eating that pizza. The guy did everything but rub it on his butt.

Posted by: John Cornyn at January 18, 2023 08:01 PM (eOEVl)

19 We demand Otter equity!

Posted by: River Otter Anti-Defamation League at January 18, 2023 08:01 PM (8ocB+)

20 Oh, sorry. It wasn't his pants. He wiped his hands on the underside of his stomach where it overlaps his belt.

Posted by: Did you know you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 18, 2023 08:02 PM (e6I/s)

21 I came for the Full Metal anime and I am not disappointed!

Posted by: Draki at January 18, 2023 08:02 PM (vh4iU)

22 Jet engine melting face off...fake news! It was all done in post-production...

Right? Just like we "landed" on the "moon".

Posted by: Archimedes at January 18, 2023 08:02 PM (eOEVl)

23 All I know is I'm not eating that pizza. The guy did everything but rub it on his butt.
Posted by: John Cornyn at January 18, 2023 08:01 PM (eOEVl)
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Eh. Throw it in a 600 degree oven for a few minutes and it'll be fine...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2023 08:03 PM (BpYfr)

24 Putting your face into a jet engine is TIGHT

Posted by: ... at January 18, 2023 08:03 PM (CR5NG)

25 Moop-Moop !
Posted by: JT at January 18, 2023 07:57 PM

Wordle, eh? Ok.

Moob-Moob!

Posted by: Michael Moore at January 18, 2023 08:03 PM (a3Q+t)

26 @4

>>Jet engine melting face off...fake news! It was all done in post-production...

Ridley Scott will make 5 different versions and come out with the Final, Last, Ultimate Cut, I Swear in 25 years.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 18, 2023 08:03 PM (up/3i)

27 Okay, I watched it all the way through. I'm certain they throw that dough away. There's no way it's used as food. And now I get the neck hair reference. Ugh.

Posted by: Did you know you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 18, 2023 08:04 PM (e6I/s)

28 All I know is I'm not eating that pizza. The guy did everything but rub it on his butt.
Posted by: John Cornyn at January 18, 2023 08:01 PM (eOEVl)
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Eh. Throw it in a 600 degree oven for a few minutes and it'll be fine...

There's a reason why dingleberries are not an available topping.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 18, 2023 08:04 PM (eOEVl)

29 Pizza guy is incredible (but I wouldn't eat it), the rats are utterly disgusting and the Iceland sand is beautiful.

Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2023 08:04 PM (pTb/Z)

30
So, I'm listening to this "Yo-Yo Ma performs Ennio Morricone" album, and I just realized that Modelo ad song is the same as the one in the end of The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly, just performed way differently. Morricone's studio cut (the one in the beer ad) is the most fun of the three.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2023 08:04 PM (oINRc)

31 Ace I saw a documentary called "Pushing Tin" and Billy "Bob" Thorton and John "Dickhead" Cusack disproved your hypothesis...

and as an added bonus you got to see Angelina Jolie Prime's glories in their splendor.

https://youtu.be/6yfb_usoubg

Posted by: sven at January 18, 2023 08:04 PM (Lzpvj)

32 Pizza guy is awesome, not sure why all that spinning the dough isn't 6 feet around

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2023 08:04 PM (xhxe8)

33 Iceland ~~sand~~ is staggeringly beautiful.

FIFY

Posted by: Archimedes at January 18, 2023 08:05 PM (eOEVl)

34 So that's how they did those melting faces in Indiana Jones

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2023 08:07 PM (xhxe8)

35 Here's a Cafe worthy Twatter video.

https://tinyurl.com/477xhpsw

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 18, 2023 08:07 PM (rz/qC)

36 The Iceland Bikini Team is virtually unknown in the world of sport for some reason.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2023 08:07 PM (a3Q+t)

37 My Dad was a baker, and would toss some dough for puff pastry. Nothing like that, but he would make a production number out of it if somebody was watching.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 18, 2023 08:08 PM (lz5hY)

38 I propose putting the Atlanta pedophiles in front of the jet engine. Any body wish to second my motion?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 18, 2023 08:08 PM (dHzaG)

39 Okay, I watched it all the way through. I'm certain they throw that dough away. There's no way it's used as food.

I seem to recall seeing somewhere, some newsy program or something, that they use a different dough recipe for the exhibition/competition pizza tossing. Something much tougher than a dough you'd expect to eat.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 18, 2023 08:09 PM (nfrXX)

40 excellent album, YD!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 18, 2023 08:09 PM (XzIdt)

41 Oh no! Tucker Carlson talking about a “Meeting of the Morons”…. But he’s not talking about a MoMe, he’s talking about the WEF. But I couldn’t help but chuckle

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 18, 2023 08:09 PM (xT8gx)

42 Any word on how KJP is holding up under the relentless assault she must be enduring?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2023 08:09 PM (a3Q+t)

43 Pizza Guy's Dog is the only dog in the world who hates playing fetch-the-frisbee.

Posted by: mikeski at January 18, 2023 08:10 PM (P1f+c)

44 The Iceland Bikini Team is virtually unknown in the world of sport for some reason.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2023 08:07 PM (a3Q+t)

https://youtu.be/1Z6DVHUGhpo

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 18, 2023 08:10 PM (rz/qC)

45 That black wolf has crazy eyes.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 08:10 PM (eGTCV)

46 I propose putting the Atlanta pedophiles in front of the jet engine. Any body wish to second my motion?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 18, 2023 08:08 PM (dHzaG)

Seconded.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 18, 2023 08:10 PM (R/m4+)

47 Howdy, Cafe dwellers!

Posted by: Doof at January 18, 2023 08:10 PM (yUjc0)

48 I seem to recall seeing somewhere, some newsy program or something, that they use a different dough recipe for the exhibition/competition pizza tossing. Something much tougher than a dough you'd expect to eat.

Posted by: Oddbob

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It would have to be. I've made pizza dough at home more than a few times (and a few times it turned out really great), and there's no way my normal recipe holds up to that.

Posted by: Did you know you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 18, 2023 08:11 PM (e6I/s)

49 32 Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2023 08:04 PM (xhxe

It is a cultivated skill, one I developed running a noble romans.

It is not six feet wide because he is not contrary to what one does to get it to expand flexing his fingers outward as it returns.

We pracitced with damp dish towels out back, also in the industry there is a practice dough called oddly enough "throw dough."

http://doughtossing.com/

Another pro trick, when making breadsticks if your establishment has a peek-aboo window you can slighly knead down the center of them forcing the balance out and watch people bounce them off when they dip them.

Fun stuff, ah the 90s.

Posted by: sven at January 18, 2023 08:11 PM (Lzpvj)

50 Mmmm. Collin Street Bakery Fruitcake.

Posted by: rickb223 Gone Galt at January 18, 2023 08:11 PM (aAfqN)

51 Dire wolf

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2023 08:11 PM (ZLI7S)

52 39 Posted by: Oddbob at January 18, 2023 08:09 PM (nfrXX)

I linked to throw dough, and highlighted the technique needed.

Happy tossing.

Posted by: sven at January 18, 2023 08:12 PM (Lzpvj)

53 Your face might not melt, but stand behind an F4 Phantom when the two J79s are turning and burning and you will get introduced to the pavement.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 18, 2023 08:13 PM (lz5hY)

54 That black wolf has crazy eyes.

Like a wolf's eyes...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 18, 2023 08:13 PM (Xrfse)

55 I propose putting the Atlanta pedophiles in front of the jet engine. Any body wish to second my motion?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 18, 2023 08:08 PM

I'm Old School: Morbark.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2023 08:13 PM (a3Q+t)

56 ... six hundred pounds of sin,

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 18, 2023 08:14 PM (XzIdt)

57 Two sheets to the wind. Working on a third.

What Civ VI civ should I play as?

Posted by: pookysgirl, curious at January 18, 2023 08:14 PM (XKZwp)

58 Crazy NZ PM will leave office in three weeks.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 18, 2023 08:14 PM (24fqN)

59 I tossed my cookies twice last week, but no one filmed it.

Posted by: Poppy is Sloppy at January 18, 2023 08:15 PM (8ocB+)

60 I linked to throw dough, and highlighted the technique needed.

Proving, yet again, that no matter what the topic is, there is a Moron who knows about it.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 18, 2023 08:15 PM (nfrXX)

61 Also, Ace?

I GOT THAT TITLE REFERENCE.

Posted by: pookysgirl, Vic Mignogna fan at January 18, 2023 08:16 PM (XKZwp)

62 53 Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 18, 2023 08:13 PM (lz5hY)

If you get within the thermal pocket you will probably die....

simple physics, if you get within the vortex pocket, well look I have seen 350 pound cargo huts get sucked INTO an engine nacelles frontal scoop vortex from more than 12 feet away and the rear kicks if anything harder....

you lern to pay attention to the corners.

Posted by: sven at January 18, 2023 08:16 PM (Lzpvj)

63 >>>Feeding time at the croc pool: sixty crocs go for the single chicken thrown into the pool, one smart croc goes after the guy throwing it.

I don't know about that. The other 60 crocs were smart enough not to get slapped upside the head with a shovel.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 18, 2023 08:17 PM (gv7Yb)

64 I'd love to visit Iceland and see the black sands and otherworldly sights when I retire. Hopefully vaxx passports aren't required by then.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 18, 2023 08:17 PM (fs1hN)

65 60 Posted by: Oddbob at January 18, 2023 08:15 PM (nfrXX)

Tossing pizzas, lkoading air freight, getting zip tied by soldiers...

I am that moron.

Posted by: sven at January 18, 2023 08:17 PM (Lzpvj)

66 I like the top photo

caption contest: "Crom laughs at your four winds."

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 18, 2023 08:17 PM (geLO8)

67 The airport serving St Maartin is right off the beach. Apparently in comes in very low over the beach. When planes take off people like to stand right by the fence--a stupid human trick.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 08:18 PM (eGTCV)

68 The acrobatic pizza Dude - didn't wash his hands after using the bathroom.

Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2023 08:18 PM (qoGsy)

69 https://youtu.be/1Z6DVHUGhpo
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 18, 2023 08:10 PM

Definite potential.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2023 08:18 PM (a3Q+t)

70 I propose putting the Atlanta pedophiles in front of the jet engine. Any body wish to second my motion?

Nope. Prison is exactly where they belong, living every day in fear until one of their fellow savages murders them for being too disgusting for even other felons to tolerate their existence.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 18, 2023 08:18 PM (KFhLj)

71 That black wolf has crazy eyes.
Posted by: N.Lurker

"The better to see you with...."

Posted by: JT at January 18, 2023 08:20 PM (T4tVD)

72 45 That black wolf has crazy eyes.
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 08:10 PM (eGTCV)

That's a wolf out Frank Frazetta's dreams...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 18, 2023 08:20 PM (CCSxw)

73 Morbark

Naw, get arty! Vermeer! My favorite painter! And chipper!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 18, 2023 08:20 PM (TfzRo)

74 The acrobatic pizza Dude - didn't wash his hands after using the bathroom.
Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2023 08:18 PM (qoGsy)

Poppie!

Posted by: Jerry, looking at the sink in the men's room at January 18, 2023 08:20 PM (R/m4+)

75 Jet engine face, that's a statute.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 18, 2023 08:21 PM (SKZ/N)

76 The acrobatic pizza Dude - didn't wash his hands after using the bathroom.

Posted by: Tonypete

You're watching him wash his hands, and thoroughly.

Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2023 08:21 PM (CaJIi)

77 Panda turning Japanese I really think so

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 18, 2023 08:21 PM (/6GbT)

78 62 Sven, I think it's on YouTube (what isn't) , a plane captain getting sucked into an A6 intake. Jets are dangerous and recips and turbos more so due to the mess.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 18, 2023 08:22 PM (lz5hY)

79 That's a wolf out Frank Frazetta's dreams...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 18, 2023 08:20 PM (CCSxw)

Needs more scantily clad princesses.

And maybe a tiger.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 18, 2023 08:23 PM (rz/qC)

80 Throw-dough must be made with high-falutin', rootin' tootin' embiggened-gluten flour.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 18, 2023 08:23 PM (3Or4S)

81 That guy didn't wash his hands!

Posted by: Sign Feld at January 18, 2023 08:24 PM (63Dwl)

82 Sven, I think it's on YouTube (what isn't) , a plane captain getting sucked into an A6 intake. Jets are dangerous and recips and turbos more so due to the mess.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

What is really miraculous was the guy wasn't injured severely.

"Yeah kids, here's a film of me during my time in the Navy. . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2023 08:24 PM (qoGsy)

83 78 Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 18, 2023 08:22 PM (lz5hY)

When I saw castaway in the theaters a lot of subsumed fears came out, wife noticed I had a death grip on the seat.

I love flying, I love planes, I love ramp operations and they all scared the hell out of me.

Posted by: sven at January 18, 2023 08:25 PM (Lzpvj)

84 New Chinese Study Shows that More than Four COVID Jabs Produced Near Complete Collapse of Immune System in Mice

https://tinyurl.com/39jwzvu8

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2023 08:25 PM (Xed1k)

85 Crazy NZ PM will leave office in three weeks.

Retiring to Davos? I can't see her being able to walk down New Zealand streets much longer.

Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2023 08:25 PM (CaJIi)

86 >70 I propose putting the Atlanta pedophiles in front of the jet engine. Any body wish to second my motion?

Nope. Prison is exactly where they belong, living every day in fear until one of their fellow savages murders them for being too disgusting for even other felons to tolerate their existence.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 18, 2023 08:18 PM (KFhLj)

After they're passed around the cell block like the belles of the ball. Love is love will have a completely new and different meaning.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 18, 2023 08:26 PM (gryET)

87 Nope. Prison is exactly where they belong, living every day in fear until one of their fellow savages murders them for being too disgusting for even other felons to tolerate their existence.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 18, 2023 08:18 PM (KFhLj)
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Prison can be funny that way. Your run of the mill criminal who thinks nothing about murdering humans while committing a crime seems to have a very special hate for ped0s. They give the rest of the criminals a bad name.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2023 08:27 PM (BpYfr)

88 I mostly make my own pizza with limited spinning

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2023 08:28 PM (xhxe8)

89 What I learned recently. The song accompanying in pizza boy is Faniculi Fanicula translated loosely going up, going down. It was written to commemorate the opening of a fanicular railway. A fanicular railway is a short cable railway going up and down a steep grade. It works by having one rail car act as a counterweight to another such as one is going up and one is going down.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funicular

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m5n0RZyUU5I

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 18, 2023 08:29 PM (FVME7)

90 Hello Horde. The shitshow continues with my Jeep.

Somewhere out there, a magical transmission coolant hose clip is on an epic journey through the mines of Moria and the fires of Mordor, trying to reach Mount Jeep.

(Probably would get better ratings than Amazon's Rangz thing.)

Posted by: screaming in digital at January 18, 2023 08:31 PM (aBJcM)

91 What I learned recently. The song accompanying in pizza boy is Faniculi Fanicula translated loosely going up, going down.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

My HS had a rather large cohort of 2nd and 3rd generation Italian-American kids. Let me tell you, there are a boatload of 'alternate' lyrics for Faniculi Fanicula - laugh till you pee yourself funny.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2023 08:32 PM (qoGsy)

92 89 It was also used by the Koehler Brewing Company as a jingle

You say, you pour your beer without a head on
We disagree, we disagree

Jingles, the greatest advertising because you tend to remember.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 18, 2023 08:32 PM (lz5hY)

93 That's amore!

Posted by: Dean Martin at January 18, 2023 08:32 PM (4I/2K)

94 To the media:

Why do you take pride in your malice,
you expert in evil-doing?
All day long you plan your traps,
your tongue is sharp as a razor –
you master of deceit!
You have chosen malice over kindness;
you speak lies rather than the truth;
your tongue is in love with every deceit.
For all this, in the end God will destroy you.
-
Psalm 52

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2023 08:34 PM (Xed1k)

95 Crazy NZ PM will leave office in three weeks.

Canada's Castreau can't be far behind.

Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2023 08:34 PM (CaJIi)

96 Hello Horde. The shitshow continues with my Jeep.

Somewhere out there, a magical transmission coolant hose clip is on an epic journey through the mines of Moria and the fires of Mordor, trying to reach Mount Jeep.
Posted by: screaming in digital

The shit of this is - there are more than a few of us that have an extra OE hose clip floating around in our spare parts coffee cans. Of course, we can no longer ID it. So there's that.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2023 08:34 PM (qoGsy)

97 "Siemens Chairman Jim Hagemann Snabe: "I predict we will have proteins that don't come from meat in the future, ... They will be zero carbon and much healthier""

A zero carbon protein is impossible by definition. These assholes will say (and maybe actually believe) any stupid myth.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 18, 2023 08:37 PM (24fqN)

98 96 Some morons earlier claimed to have stashes of paperclips. Will that help?

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 18, 2023 08:38 PM (24fqN)

99 Vaccine hesitancy is surging again, regardless of the "science"

https://tinyurl.com/2upsazw7

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2023 08:38 PM (Xed1k)

100 Life on Earth is carbon-based. CO2 to O2 and back is the Circle of Life.

So why the carbon hate?

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 18, 2023 08:39 PM (SJsWC)

101 Some morons earlier claimed to have stashes of paperclips. Will that help?
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 18, 2023 08:38 PM (24fqN)

—————

And I can give this piece of string.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2023 08:39 PM (u73oe)

102 Kiwis may have a reason to celebrate this Sunday. Jacinda Arden is quitting her Prime Minister job.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 18, 2023 08:39 PM (Bd6X8)

103 No problem with Atlanta pedophiles meeting a wood chipper or the general prison population.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 18, 2023 08:39 PM (dHzaG)

104 Catholic News Agency@cnalive
A drunken thief was injured after falling on the sword of a statue of St. Michael the Archangel that he was trying to steal from a church in Monterrey, Mexico.

-
I didn't even know Florida was in Mexico.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 18, 2023 08:39 PM (FVME7)

105 A couple of weeks ago I was arguing with you guys. I told you it was not safe to put your faces right into the exhaust of a jet airplane. You all insisted, "C'mon Ace, don't believe that voodoo 'science' those mile-high mountebanks at the FAA peddle, it's fine to put your face right into the jetwash, it'll clean out your pores."

Well these tests prove that I was right and you're all idiots.

Unless you take the vaxxine.

The vaxxine doesn't prevent facial melting, but it does reduce the likelihood of hospitalization and severity of the symptoms.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 18, 2023 08:40 PM (7sRwU)

106 Some morons earlier claimed to have stashes of paperclips. Will that help?
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 18, 2023 08:38 PM (24fqN)

—————

And I can give this piece of string.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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AOP could fix it with paperclips and string.

Posted by: screaming in digital at January 18, 2023 08:40 PM (aBJcM)

107 So apparently local freshwater fish are now toxic. We used to ban thungs at the parts-per-million scale. Now the EPA is terrified of parts-per-trillion as instruments get better. Where will it stop? Eventually everything will contain everything.

https://is.gd/0CyubV

Posted by: Ciampino - hey they need a job at the FDA at January 18, 2023 08:40 PM (qfLjt)

108 Dear Elon Musk and all you conservative $8 blue checkers:

Y'all been played.

https://tinyurl.com/mvwcae43

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2023 08:40 PM (Xed1k)

109 "Siemens Chairman Jim Hagemann Snabe: "I predict we will have proteins that don't come from meat in the future, ... They will be zero carbon and much healthier""

A zero carbon protein is impossible by definition. These assholes will say (and maybe actually believe) any stupid myth.
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 18, 2023 08:37 PM (24fqN)

All very true but this Snabe fellow probably had to grease a lot of palms, stab more than a few backs and, increasingly likely in this day and age, suck a few dicks to get where he is. Who here can say the same? Clearly we must bow before his superior wisdom.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 18, 2023 08:41 PM (rz/qC)

110 The NZ woman has the most annoying way of speaking that I've ever seen. I know a Kuwi and his accent isn't that odd

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 18, 2023 08:41 PM (dHzaG)

111 Wait, there’s a jet wash vaccine now? What will they think of next?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2023 08:42 PM (u73oe)

112 A zero carbon protein is impossible by definition. These assholes will say (and maybe actually believe) any stupid myth.
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 18, 2023 08:37 PM (24fqN)
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I'm no chemist, but even I know that proteins are organic molecules, hence contain the basic building blocks of life -- Carbon, Oxygen, Nitrogen, and Hydrogen (along with miscellaneous other elements).

Idiots.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2023 08:42 PM (BpYfr)

113 Wait, there’s a jet wash vaccine now? What will they think of next?

I'm waiting for a vaccine that will protect against mRNA injections.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 18, 2023 08:43 PM (Bd6X8)

114 107 They're worried about PFAS? Whatever happened to mercury in fish? Is that over now? I dunno, but my cats are getting denser.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 18, 2023 08:43 PM (24fqN)

115 Pizza dude was amazing...

Jet engine melting face off...fake news! It was all done in post-production...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2023 07:53 PM (BpYfr)

Photoshop, you can tell by the pixels.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2023 08:43 PM (eoQWY)

116
Crazy NZ PM will leave office in three weeks.

Is she the one who said "if you don't get your information from us (the government) then it's not true?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2023 08:44 PM (63Dwl)

117 I propose putting the Atlanta pedophiles in front of the jet engine. Any body wish to second my motion?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 18, 2023 08:08 PM

Too quick. We can do better than that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2023 08:44 PM (Wnv9h)

118 #102 ||Jacinda Ardern has choked back tears as she announced her resignation as New Zealand Prime Minister in an emotional press conference.

Her resignation comes into effect on Sunday if the Labour Party can elect her replacement, or on February 7 if the process was drawn out.

Ms Ardern said she hoped to find the energy and heart during the Christmas break to stay in the job, ‘but I have not been able to do that’.||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 18, 2023 08:45 PM (Vwz3I)

119 Is she the one who said "if you don't get your information from us (the government) then it's not true?"

I think that was Brian Stelter.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 18, 2023 08:45 PM (7sRwU)

120 So that's how they did those melting faces in Indiana Jones
Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2023 08:07 PM (xhxe

I think those are melting wax, sped up.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2023 08:45 PM (eoQWY)

121 Seems like Bank of America is stealing money from their customers:

https://tinyurl.com/3btseryv

I've heard stories about Citibank customers experiencing the same thing.

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2023 08:45 PM (Xed1k)

122 "Carbon, Oxygen, Nitrogen, and Hydrogen"

We don't capitalize c, o, or h anymore. Please do try to keep up.

Posted by: Minister Of Nitrogen at January 18, 2023 08:46 PM (24fqN)

123 I picked up this 2" finger washer with a 1/4' hole, right off the parking lot. I don't need it if it will help your jip.

Posted by: Eromero at January 18, 2023 08:46 PM (0OP+5)

124 >>Ms Ardern said she hoped to find the energy and heart during the Christmas break to stay in the job, ‘but I have not been able to do that’

I speak Kiwi. Let me translate.

My polls numbers are in the toilet and someone just flushed.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2023 08:46 PM (ZLI7S)

125 95 Crazy NZ PM will leave office in three weeks.

Canada's Castreau can't be far behind.
Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2023 08:34 PM (CaJIi)

I don't see it...

The rot is deep in the halls of power in Ottawa...and Quebec.

Best scenario is if the Western Provinces renounce confederation.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 18, 2023 08:48 PM (CCSxw)

126 "Clearly we must bow before his superior wisdom."

He gets better tail than I ever did, no doubt. Probably as we speak.

Posted by: Minister Of Nitrogen at January 18, 2023 08:48 PM (24fqN)

127 Seems like Bank of America is stealing money from their customers:

https://tinyurl.com/3btseryv

I've heard stories about Citibank customers experiencing the same thing.
Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2023 08:45 PM (Xed1k)
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I've been using a local bank for 30 years now and have been very happy with them...I doubt they'd be able to pull something like that off and remain in business very long.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2023 08:48 PM (BpYfr)

128 Carbon is light (#6 on the table) but makes four electrons available for bonding. That makes it an incredible building block, literally. There's a reason they call its study organic chemistry.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 18, 2023 08:49 PM (SJsWC)

129 "It's our job to control exactly what people think."

Posted by: Mika Brzezinski at January 18, 2023 08:49 PM (a3Q+t)

130 Now the EPA is terrified of parts-per-trillion as instruments get better.

Remember covid tests? Same thing. If fresh water is bad for animals, it's bad for their beloved bugs, too. (and vegan plants)

Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2023 08:49 PM (CaJIi)

131 Rebel News Reporters Confront Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla on His Unsafe and Ineffective mRNA Shots

https://tinyurl.com/mnndyc7k

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2023 08:50 PM (EVt5b)

132 Is the NZ PM the one that showed 'her' walk down the hall and it looked like she was packing IYKWIM?

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 18, 2023 08:50 PM (/6GbT)

133 New World Odor™ @hugh_mankind · 9h
Siemens Chairman Jim Hagemann Snabe:
"If a billion people stop eating meat, it will have a big impact - we'll have proteins that don't come from meat in the future, they'll taste better... be zero carbon & much healthier"

Wanna bet they're eating meat at the Davos dinners? 🤡

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 18, 2023 08:50 PM (Vwz3I)

134 7 That's one pissed off date.
Posted by: Diogenes

It's ok. Columbian women never hold a grudge. (cough)

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 18, 2023 08:50 PM (sAmhv)

135 They're worried about PFAS? Whatever happened to mercury in fish? Is that over now? I dunno, but my cats are getting denser.
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 18, 2023 08:43 PM (24fqN)

The good side is you can hold them up and get a temperature reading for the weather report.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2023 08:50 PM (eoQWY)

136 Is the NZ PM the one that showed 'her' walk down the hall and it looked like she was packing IYKWIM?
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 18, 2023 08:50 PM

Why do you say that like it's a Bad Thing?

Posted by: Michelle O. at January 18, 2023 08:51 PM (a3Q+t)

137 Best scenario is if the Western Provinces renounce confederation.
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After I sell the Toronto house and move out West, browndog!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 18, 2023 08:52 PM (Vwz3I)

138 Seems like Bank of America is stealing money from their customers:

https://tinyurl.com/3btseryv

I've heard stories about Citibank customers experiencing the same thing.
Posted by: SMH

That's why I bank at the local credit union.

Posted by: Infidel at January 18, 2023 08:52 PM (ZEa+g)

139 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2023 08:48 PM (BpYfr)
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That's nice, Perf, but other people are reporting their money coming up missing, and the bank telling them there's nothing they can do.

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2023 08:53 PM (EVt5b)

140 Seems like Bank of America is stealing money from their customers:

Posted by: SMH

Again? Or should I say 'Still'?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2023 08:53 PM (qoGsy)

141 I hunt deer and butcher what I kill. 0 carbon! Well, except for the bullet.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 18, 2023 08:55 PM (t3/qz)

142 117 I propose putting the Atlanta pedophiles in front of the jet engine. Any body wish to second my motion?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 18, 2023 08:08 PM

Too quick. We can do better than that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Bring me some plyers and a blowtorch.

Posted by: Marcellus at January 18, 2023 08:55 PM (sAmhv)

143 117 I propose putting the Atlanta pedophiles in front of the jet engine. Any body wish to second my motion?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 18, 2023 08:08 PM

Too quick. We can do better than that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2023 08:44 PM (Wnv9h)

Scalpels. Rubbing alcohol. Flensing knives. Disc sanders. Sulfuric acid. Bamboo splints. Molten aluminum. Come on people, get creative.

Posted by: Vengeance on behalf of the children at January 18, 2023 08:56 PM (s2na+)

144 Toronto and Montreal love Castreau. It will be hard getting rid of the bastard.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 08:56 PM (eGTCV)

145 When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child, I had an account at Bank of America. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 18, 2023 08:56 PM (Bd6X8)

146 After Seattle Defunded Its Police, Local Business Owners Say Crime Is Worse Than Ever

https://tinyurl.com/nh59e236

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2023 08:57 PM (EVt5b)

147 "I propose putting the Atlanta pedophiles in front of the jet engine."

Since they seem to have been supplying chicken to a larger ring, we might want to waterboard them first to get some names out of them.

Posted by: Minister Of Nitrogen at January 18, 2023 08:57 PM (24fqN)

148 >>> 139 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2023 08:48 PM (BpYfr)
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That's nice, Perf, but other people are reporting their money coming up missing, and the bank telling them there's nothing they can do.
Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2023 08:53 PM (EVt5b)

I'm sure it's only a few bad apples in Cincinnati and this can be fixed with new and improved training.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 18, 2023 08:58 PM (llON8)

149 "Well these tests prove that I was right and you're all idiots."

No man, ballistic gel has only the IMPACT similarity to human flesh, not the flame and heat resistance. That stuff just melted.

Real human flesh should probably be more cohesive and start to blister and brown or something like that.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2023 08:58 PM (xhaym)

150 Again? Or should I say 'Still'?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2023 08:53 PM (qoGsy)

Didn't they have some computer algorithm that would pay account holder bills from largest to smallest and timed with their accounts payable to bounce the account for penalty fees some years ago?

Raked in the dough.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 18, 2023 08:58 PM (R/m4+)

151 BoA and Wells Fargo are both well-known for fucking over customers.

Posted by: FDIC takes on a whole new meaning at January 18, 2023 08:59 PM (s2na+)

152 Since they seem to have been supplying chicken to a larger ring, we might want to waterboard them first to get some names out of them.
Posted by: Minister Of Nitrogen at January 18, 2023 08:57 PM (24fqN)

Information would be great. Torturing them would be great on its own.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 08:59 PM (eGTCV)

153 So to revisit the Daszak's father was a Ukrainian NAZI thing from last thread

I was able to verify his father came from Poland to Britain and was a young man during WWII.

Poland and Ukraine's border wasn't consistent through that time so he could have been from the border area between the two.

But is there any more documentation?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2023 09:00 PM (lc5cP)

154 Real human flesh should probably be more cohesive and start to blister and brown or something like that.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2023 08:58 PM (xhaym)

Mmmm...burnt ends.

Posted by: If Hannibal Lecter was from the South at January 18, 2023 09:00 PM (s2na+)

155 >>> 144 Toronto and Montreal love Castreau. It will be hard getting rid of the bastard.
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 08:56 PM (eGTCV)

If SMOD weren't such a tease...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 18, 2023 09:00 PM (llON8)

156 I doubt they'd be able to pull something like that off and remain in business very long.

The banks will cover for each other, I'll bet. Who, in the Biden Administration, is really going to press this issue? Been thinking about this scenario for a while as I'm very exposed to the financial system right now.

Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2023 09:00 PM (CaJIi)

157 I'm sure it's only a few bad apples in Cincinnati and this can be fixed with new and improved training.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Yep.

Nothing to see here.

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2023 09:01 PM (EVt5b)

158 "Information would be great. Torturing them would be great on its own."

Torture leads to more info, which leads to capture of more torturables, which enables more torture. It's a positive feedback loop.

Posted by: Minister Of Nitrogen at January 18, 2023 09:02 PM (24fqN)

159 Real human flesh should probably be more cohesive and start to blister and brown or something like that.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2023 08:58 PM (xhaym)
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I suppose you could use a pig carcass...with the added bonus of crispy bacon/ham when you are done!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2023 09:03 PM (BpYfr)

160 heh. It's going to be a tough time for these smooth brains.

@cenkuygur

New fact: Covid deaths might have been overcounted in hospitals. Left-wing reaction: Interesting new fact that I will adjust to. Important to know for how we handle these situations in the future. Right-wing reaction: I knew it! Ivermectin was the answer! And Fauci is a molester!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2023 09:03 PM (ZLI7S)

161 Everybody I know hates Castreau. Those that aren't conservatives would be NDP.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 09:03 PM (eGTCV)

162 >>> 156
==
The banks will cover for each other, I'll bet. Who, in the Biden Administration, is really going to press this issue? Been thinking about this scenario for a while as I'm very exposed to the financial system right now.
Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2023 09:00 PM (CaJIi)

That's the problem.... who *isn't*?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 18, 2023 09:03 PM (llON8)

163 I'm sure it's only a few bad apples in Cincinnati and this can be fixed with new and improved training.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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... in Hawaii. Aloha! Oops, more cultural sensitivity training needed...

Posted by: screaming in digital at January 18, 2023 09:03 PM (aBJcM)

164 Just The News: Last of Haiti's elected leaders depart from office: Report

https://tinyurl.com/bdcmedzu

Sooooooo...Encourage the Dominicans to take over?

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 18, 2023 09:03 PM (rz/qC)

165 Okay I think I am on version 5 of the build document for the HK 1/48 B-25J.

I keep finding stuff or finding I was a bit off on my ideas. Might have a book by the time I get to the actual kit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 18, 2023 09:03 PM (mDLcr)

166 After Seattle Defunded Its Police, Local Business Owners Say Crime Is Worse Than Ever

https://tinyurl.com/nh59e236
Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2023 08:57 PM (EVt5b)
***

Every member of the Seattle city council needs to have their asses beaten, be stripped to their underwear and dumped in pioneer square at midnight.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2023 09:04 PM (anj39)

167 It is odd that the parts of the globe which are inaccessible to humans is experiencing global warming at a higher rate than areas where humans occupy and can personally verify the temperature.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 18, 2023 09:04 PM (R8uWY)

168 Jett-engine cooked pizza. Brilliant!

Oh, and put ground fennel seed in the pizza sauce, please.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 18, 2023 09:04 PM (3Or4S)

169 151 BoA and Wells Fargo are both well-known for fucking over customers.
Posted by: FDIC takes on a whole new meaning at January 18, 2023 08:59 PM (s2na+)

It seems Brian Moynihan is taking this WEF "you'll have nothing, and like it" a little too far, too fast...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 18, 2023 09:04 PM (CCSxw)

170 Bring me some plyers and a blowtorch.
Posted by: Marcellus at January 18, 2023 08:55 PM (sAmhv)

Tarantino used that line from the movie "Charley Varrick" when our very own Dean Wormer tells the bank manager he needs to go into hiding as the mafia will go to work on him with pliers and a blow torch about their money being stolen from a "drop" bank.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 18, 2023 09:04 PM (R/m4+)

171 Tom Elliott @tomselliott
Colombian Pres. Urrego at #wef23: "Capitalism helped create" global warming and our state of "global anarchy"

"Humanity must overcome capitalism in order that we can live in our planet"

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 18, 2023 09:05 PM (Vwz3I)

172 Speaking of other rackets-rent a car and they debit your CC for $300. Any difference in final bill doesn't have to be repaid for 2 weeks. Multiply that by a few million users.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 18, 2023 09:05 PM (9I6mP)

173 Stop being thick.

I meant a protein in the culinary sense of a food (meat or fish usually,) and zero carbon in the sense that it emits zero carbon into the atmosphere (net.)

Posted by: Hagemann (Larson E.) Whipsnabe at January 18, 2023 09:05 PM (Lwiwz)

174 It is odd that the parts of the globe which are inaccessible to humans is experiencing global warming at a higher rate than areas where humans occupy and can personally verify the temperature.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 18, 2023 09:04 PM (R8uWY)

That's what moving your thermometer over the heat exhaust does for you.

That, and fraud.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2023 09:06 PM (eoQWY)

175 Lol, McCarthy is gonna play hardball with the debt ceiling negotiations.

Medicare, Social Security and the military would not be subject to spending cuts, according to McCarthy, who said Biden’s demand for a debt ceiling increase without strings is “off the table.”

If you exclude those three, debt management, military benefits and pensions, he's going to really cut out the fat from the remaining 8% of government spending!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 18, 2023 09:06 PM (7sRwU)

176 I meant a protein in the culinary sense of a food (meat or fish usually,) and zero carbon in the sense that it emits zero carbon into the atmosphere (net.)

Posted by: Hagemann (Larson E.) Whipsnabe at January 18, 2023 09:05 PM (Lwiwz)

What happens when you eat it? Carbon vanishes?

Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2023 09:07 PM (eoQWY)

177 "I suppose you could use a pig carcass...with the added bonus of crispy bacon/ham when you are done!"

Lots of that during the heyday of nuclear weapons testing. They'd chain down lotsa different kinds of animals, give em atom tans. They'd put foil on some of them, for moister meat.

Posted by: Minister Of Nitrogen at January 18, 2023 09:07 PM (24fqN)

178 heh. It's going to be a tough time for these smooth brains.

@cenkuygur

Smooth? There appears to be nothing there. Shall we call it once-smooth?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 18, 2023 09:07 PM (Xrfse)

179 Sequester carbon in crossbow bolts. Shoot deer.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 18, 2023 09:07 PM (3Or4S)

180 "I'm too busy" starter pack:

https://tinyurl.com/adu3fjhk

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2023 09:08 PM (EVt5b)

181 Someone assuming brains were in evidence in the first place?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 18, 2023 09:08 PM (mDLcr)

182 I honestly don't like hating someone as much as I hate Castreau.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 09:09 PM (eGTCV)

183 >>So to revisit the Daszak's father was a Ukrainian NAZI thing from last thread

>>I was able to verify his father came from Poland to Britain and was a young man during WWII.

>>Poland and Ukraine's border wasn't consistent through that time so he could have been from the border area between the two.

>>But is there any more documentation?

Only if you believe Dazsak himself.

https://tinyurl.com/4cf9j4v6

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2023 09:09 PM (ZLI7S)

184 Stop being thick.

Stop being thin.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 18, 2023 09:09 PM (Xrfse)

185 "Everybody I know hates Castreau."

I did not know it was still legal for Canadians to hate their political leaders. A glimmer of hope, like a dead lightning bug.

Posted by: Minister Of Nitrogen at January 18, 2023 09:10 PM (24fqN)

186 After Seattle Defunded Its Police, Local Business Owners Say Crime Is Worse Than Ever

That's just racist colonialist thinking. You need to get past that.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 18, 2023 09:10 PM (R8uWY)

187 wanders off ~~~

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 18, 2023 09:11 PM (In5Sq)

188 I meant a protein in the culinary sense of a food (meat or fish usually,) and zero carbon in the sense that it emits zero carbon into the atmosphere (net.)

Posted by: Hagemann (Larson E.) Whipsnabe at January 18, 2023 09:05 PM (Lwiwz)

What happens when you eat it? Carbon vanishes?
Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2023 09:07 PM (eoQWY)
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Where does the energy come from to produce the new and improved protein? Will you eat it raw or does it need to be cooked? I guess a gas stove is out of the question...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2023 09:11 PM (BpYfr)

189 $174.99
Men's Philadelphia Flyers Ivan Provorov Fanatics Branded Orange Breakaway Player Jersey
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I don't as a rule wear sport jerseys with another man's name on it, but I'd make an exception, if it were a little less expensive.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 18, 2023 09:11 PM (fs1hN)

190 Everything is bullshit and lies.
Everything's a scam.
Everything's a rip-off.
Everything's an op.
Everything is fake and ghey.

Posted by: Cynic's Creed? at January 18, 2023 09:11 PM (s2na+)

191 It melts in your mouth.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 18, 2023 09:11 PM (Vwz3I)

192 Posted by: Hagemann (Larson E.) Whipsnabe at January 18, 2023 09:05 PM (Lwiwz)

What happens when you eat it? Carbon vanishes?
Posted by: Oldcat

You morons got me defending this guy, and I only socked him because his name reminded me of a W. C. Fields character.

Zero carbon (net) means that any carbon used to produce the meat or fish is natural and comes out of the air. This is good carbon. Bad carbon is carbon that comes out of methane, which is in the ground and leaking into the air, but if we use it before it leaks we are evil.

Posted by: Hagemann (Larson E.) Whipsnabe at January 18, 2023 09:12 PM (Lwiwz)

193 182 I honestly don't like hating someone as much as I hate Castreau.
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 09:09 PM (eGTCV)

It really isn't healthy is it...

And to think that our elected officials are doing what they're doing on purpose...to demoralize, ostracize, and run psyops against their countrymen.

***grrrr***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 18, 2023 09:12 PM (CCSxw)

194 Uranus:

https://tinyurl.com/4nfu8ych

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2023 09:13 PM (EVt5b)

195 185 "Everybody I know hates Castreau."

I did not know it was still legal for Canadians to hate their political leaders. A glimmer of hope, like a dead lightning bug.
Posted by: Minister Of Nitrogen at January 18, 2023 09:10 PM (24fqN)

I may be an official law breaker.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 09:13 PM (eGTCV)

196 Does Ace allow law breakers on the site?

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 09:14 PM (eGTCV)

197 190 Everything is bullshit and lies.
Everything's a scam.
Everything's a rip-off.
Everything's an op.
Everything is fake and ghey.
Posted by: Cynic's Creed? at January 18, 2023 09:11 PM (s2na+)

It's a put on...

It's an eminence front...

Posted by: zombie Keith Moon at January 18, 2023 09:14 PM (CCSxw)

198 Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2023 09:13 PM

Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 18, 2023 09:14 PM (Xrfse)

199 194 Uranus:

https://tinyurl.com/4nfu8ych

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2023 09:13 PM (EVt5b)

LOLOLOL

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 18, 2023 09:15 PM (CCSxw)

200 Does Ace allow law breakers on the site?
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 09:14 PM (eGTCV)
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I plead the Fifth...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2023 09:15 PM (BpYfr)

201 Even the ops are ops.

Posted by: Minister Of Nitrogen at January 18, 2023 09:16 PM (24fqN)

202 Where does the energy come from to produce the new and improved protein? Will you eat it raw or does it need to be cooked? I guess a gas stove is out of the question...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

That comes from China. That too is good carbon.
You all have to keep up - we make ethanol using diesel and methane produced fertilizers, and that is a good use of bad carbon to produce a good carbon. We make solar panels in China using coal, but that coal is good coal. American coal is evil coal.

It really is simple.

(honestly I hope you all see that I am not trolling. I only wanted to explain what he meant. I think AGW is the biggest scam perpetrated on humanity and all AGW supports should be hanged. To be clear.)

Posted by: Hagemann (Larson E.) Whipsnabe at January 18, 2023 09:16 PM (Lwiwz)

203 Only if you believe Dazsak himself.

https://tinyurl.com/4cf9j4v6

So Lviv is exactly the area I'm talking about changing hands between Poland and Ukraine.

Wiki has this interesting note; "Due to the fight of SMERSH with the Ukrainian Insurgent Army, Lviv obtained a nickname with a negative connotation of Banderstadt as the City of Stepan Bandera. The German suffix for the city stadt was added instead of the Russian grad to imply alienation."

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2023 09:16 PM (lc5cP)

204 Real human flesh should probably be more cohesive and start to blister and brown or something like that.

I don't see why you wouldn't use beagles. Much more realistic than plastic mannequins.

Posted by: Herr Doktor Anthony Fauci at January 18, 2023 09:16 PM (hPvGe)

205 Does Ace allow law breakers on the site?

==

NO.

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2023 09:17 PM (V13WU)

206 Democratic North Carolina State Auditor Beth Wood is facing multiple charges after leaving the scene of a December crash, including hit-and-run, Wake County District Attorney Lorrin Freeman confirmed Wednesday night.

https://tinyurl.com/2r2yzyew

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2023 09:17 PM (zE8+V)

207 I feel so alone...

Posted by: Carbon Unit at January 18, 2023 09:17 PM (Xrfse)

208 202 Where does the energy come from to produce the new and improved protein? Will you eat it raw or does it need to be cooked? I guess a gas stove is out of the question...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Transmutation of the sex drive.
I don't know what that means.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 09:18 PM (eGTCV)

209 Uranus:

https://tinyurl.com/4nfu8ych

Posted by: SMH

Oh, my!

Posted by: George Takei at January 18, 2023 09:18 PM (hPvGe)

210 jet face

Chris Darnell in Shockwave. RIP

Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2023 09:19 PM (FhXTo)

211 Scalpels. Rubbing alcohol. Flensing knives. Disc sanders. Sulfuric acid. Bamboo splints. Molten aluminum. Come on people, get creative.
Posted by: Vengeance on behalf of the children at January 18, 2023 08:56 PM (s2na+)

You people are monsters. What ever happened to a noose made of 1/4" rope, a cinderblock, and an 8 inch drop?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2023 09:19 PM (xhaym)

212 205 Does Ace allow law breakers on the site?

==

NO.
Posted by: runner at January 18, 2023 09:17 PM (V13WU)

You mean I have to find someplace else to hide? Shit.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 09:20 PM (eGTCV)

213 We always obey the importance laws.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 18, 2023 09:21 PM (mUq5N)

214 215 Toobing is still allowed but discouraged, and it may be phased out as early as next year.

Posted by: Minister Of Nitrogen at January 18, 2023 09:21 PM (24fqN)

215 You mean I have to find someplace else to hide? Shit.
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 09:20 PM (eGTCV)

Well...if you promise not to do it again, it's ok.

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2023 09:21 PM (V13WU)

216 I may be an official law breaker.
Posted by: N.Lurker
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The average person commits 3 felonies a day!

Posted by: screaming in digital at January 18, 2023 09:22 PM (aBJcM)

217 214 ~~215~~ 212

Posted by: Minister Of Nitrogen at January 18, 2023 09:22 PM (24fqN)

218 So we have established that opening the Ark of the Covenant is roughly equivalent to standing behind a jet engine.

Science.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2023 09:23 PM (Qzn2/)

219 You know that Sundance ritual thingy from some movie? The one were a guy is hung up by hooks through the pectorals?
I want that for Castreau except for the shrivelled testicles rather than his pecs.
I guess I have to go away.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 09:24 PM (eGTCV)

220 Dumbass Colombian elite live in Bogota which is at a mile altitude, has torrential rains, and every time it gets to 75 degrees Fahrenheit everyone whines about how hot it is, so they worry about oceans rising two inches, that it might rain less and it might get warmer. .

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2023 09:26 PM (xhaym)

221 In our next video, Guido will be stirring the marinara sauce with his dick.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 18, 2023 09:27 PM (kaTkN)

222 Hey, speaking of carbon, is Buck around?

When is Buck around. He did a thing on EV last week, and calmaters just released a plan (calmaters - race to zero) and it really needs a fisking.

I thought he would be interested if anyone runs into him.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 18, 2023 09:27 PM (Lwiwz)

223 You mean I have to find someplace else to hide? Shit.
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 09:20 PM (eGTCV)

Well...if you promise not to do it again, it's ok.
Posted by: runner at January 18, 2023 09:21 PM (V13WU)
***

So how about just a couple of misdemeanors and maybe a party with a few coeds who look 21?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2023 09:27 PM (anj39)

224 So we have established that opening the Ark of the Covenant is roughly equivalent to standing behind a jet engine.

Science.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2023 09:23 PM (Qzn2/)

it depends...the ancient Israeli priests did it all the time !

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2023 09:27 PM (V13WU)

225 Me:

https://tinyurl.com/4kurz99e

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2023 09:28 PM (zE8+V)

226 depends...the ancient Israeli priests did it all the time !

Stand behind jet engines?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 18, 2023 09:29 PM (TfzRo)

227 I thought he would be interested if anyone runs into him.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 18, 2023 09:27 PM (Lwiwz)

Sorry, I'm busy.

Posted by: Beth Wood at January 18, 2023 09:29 PM (Angsy)

228 This is the Cynic's Creed:

I believe in a cabal of elitists, maker of the Narrative and Controllers of Wealth, and in their puppet governments and central bankers, who conceive the lies and ops that control us.

They subjugate the citizens under global corporate governance, cast the world into endless war and insurmountable debt and control the strings of the puppet politicians.

I believe in the GloboHomo spirit, that destroys all goodness with reprobate behavior, the one corruptible academia, the grant-bribed scientific community, and false piety of virtue signaling technocrats and grifting Non-Government Organizations.

I believe these bodies control and suppress the world with bullshit narratives, endless ops, insatiable grifting, outright theft, pedophilic cultism, human enslavement and depopulation. Amen.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 18, 2023 09:29 PM (7sRwU)

229 Help me. My betters want to kill me. It will not end well.

Posted by: Carbon Unit at January 18, 2023 09:29 PM (Xrfse)

230 Not on topic, but The Dear Leader has just spoken and is leaving Parliament 7th Feb. Will not contest this years election. Thank Odin.
Karma is a bitch you witch.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at January 18, 2023 09:29 PM (bgJ0E)

231 220 Dumbass Colombian elite live in Bogota which is at a mile altitude, has torrential rains, and every time it gets to 75 degrees Fahrenheit everyone whines about how hot it is, so they worry about oceans rising two inches, that it might rain less and it might get warmer. .

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2023 09:26 PM (xhaym)

If it wasn't for the smog I think Bogota would have the perfect climate.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 09:29 PM (eGTCV)

232 >>Wiki has this interesting note; "Due to the fight of SMERSH with the Ukrainian Insurgent Army, Lviv obtained a nickname with a negative connotation of Banderstadt as the City of Stepan Bandera. The German suffix for the city stadt was added instead of the Russian grad to imply alienation."

There was a lot of information about Dazsak's family and his father's affiliation with the Nazis at the height of the virus insanity. It seemed pretty well documented and of course Bandera is a hero of the neo-Nazis in Ukraine to this day.

Another interesting one is current Deputy PM of Canada Chrystia Freeland, previously a talking head on MSNBC. Her grandfather was also a Nazi collaborator in Lviv, Ukraine.

https://tinyurl.com/4bpsum2d

It really shouldn't be a surprise that the people waving the Ukraine flag the hardest and calling anyone who doesn't agree with their totalitarian demands are in fact totalitarians.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2023 09:30 PM (ZLI7S)

233 36 The Iceland Bikini Team is virtually unknown in the world of sport for some reason.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2023 08:07 PM (a3Q+t)
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Lava too warm.

Posted by: Ciampino -- hey they need a job at the FDA at January 18, 2023 09:30 PM (qfLjt)

234 And I've got to get myself back to the garden.

Posted by: Carbon Unit at January 18, 2023 09:30 PM (Xrfse)

235 Stand behind jet engines?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 18, 2023 09:29 PM (TfzRo)

don't be deft, they did not have jets at the time. probably propellers.

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2023 09:31 PM (V13WU)

236 Another interesting one is current Deputy PM of Canada Chrystia Freeland, previously a talking head on MSNBC. Her grandfather was also a Nazi collaborator in Lviv, Ukraine.

I didn't know that. Now the hate is on the rise again.
Ace will be so upset with me.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 09:32 PM (eGTCV)

237 daft not deft...but you can be both if you like

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2023 09:32 PM (V13WU)

238 If it wasn't for the smog I think Bogota would have the perfect climate.
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 09:29 PM (eGTCV)

They have smog now? When I was there they just had rolling blackouts and low grade terrorism

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2023 09:32 PM (xhaym)

239 This cat needs an intervention.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZpi3k7CA7U&t=1s

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2023 09:32 PM (zE8+V)

240 >>Ace will be so upset with me.

You'll get over it. He yells at me on a regular basis.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2023 09:33 PM (ZLI7S)

241 Not only am I an acknowledged hater I'm slightly drunk. I suppose Ace will ban me ASAP.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 09:34 PM (eGTCV)

242 daft not deft...but you can be both if you like
Posted by: runner at January 18, 2023 09:32 PM (V13WU)

I want to be Delft, 'cause I love the color blue

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2023 09:34 PM (xhaym)

243 Theres a poor-quality video somewhere on the internet that shows a sailor getting sucked into the intake of an A-4 on the deck of a carrier. It's almost instantaneous.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2023 09:34 PM (Qzn2/)

244 @TheInsiderPaper · 1h
NEW 🚨 Al Gore goes on unhinged rant, claims and screams about "boiling the oceans" and creating "rain bombs" and "sucking the moisture out of the land and creating the droughts and melting the ice and raising the sea level"

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 18, 2023 09:34 PM (Vwz3I)

245 I don't think I'm particularly drunk but I would go for a drive at the moment.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 09:36 PM (eGTCV)

246 NEW 🚨 Al Gore goes on unhinged rant, claims and screams about "boiling the oceans" and creating "rain bombs" and "sucking the moisture out of the land and creating the droughts and melting the ice and raising the sea level"
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 18, 2023 09:34 PM (Vwz3I)

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Poor Al. I knew him when he was sane.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2023 09:36 PM (Qzn2/)

247 219 You know that Sundance ritual thingy from some movie? The one were a guy is hung up by hooks through the pectorals?
I want that for Castreau except for the shrivelled testicles rather than his pecs.
I guess I have to go away.
Posted by: N.Lurker

The sundance thing was popularized in the 80s by a book "modern primitives" by RE/search publishers. (not exactly sure I got their name right - it was big RE and some small letters I don't recall)
They did a series of books. Some claim (well - me. I claim it. I don't know if anyone else does) that it kickstarted the piercing movement. Their book on indy movies is very good though. Starts our with Russ Meyer and takes off from there.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 18, 2023 09:36 PM (Lwiwz)

248 >244 @TheInsiderPaper · 1h
NEW 🚨 Al Gore goes on unhinged rant, claims and screams about "boiling the oceans" and creating "rain bombs" and "sucking the moisture out of the land and creating the droughts and melting the ice and raising the sea level"

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 18, 2023 09:34 PM (Vwz3I)

Gore and his chakras get get fucked.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 18, 2023 09:36 PM (gryET)

249 Wasn't Klaus Schwab the villain in Lethal Weapon II?

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2023 09:39 PM (OaZlZ)

250 I'm kind of sort of watching a YouTube video. This guy claims Heinlein was an FBI informant.
I'm just barely drunk enough to have no opinion.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 09:40 PM (eGTCV)

251 249 Wasn't Klaus Schwab the villain in Lethal Weapon II?

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He's no Alan Rickman

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2023 09:40 PM (Qzn2/)

252 In our next video, Guido will be stirring the marinara sauce with his dick.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

Is that wrong? If I had known that was wrong. . .
-- Guido Constanzo

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2023 09:40 PM (qoGsy)

253 252 In our next video, Guido will be stirring the marinara sauce with his dick.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

Is that wrong? If I had known that was wrong. . .
-- Guido Constanzo
Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2023 09:40 PM (qoGsy)

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Wiping it on the curtains is right out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2023 09:41 PM (Qzn2/)

254 240 >>Ace will be so upset with me.

You'll get over it. He yells at me on a regular basis.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2023 09:33 PM (ZLI7S)

Hell, even Bander got a dressing down yesterday...

#yournotspecial

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 18, 2023 09:42 PM (CCSxw)

255 I just saw Al Gore ranting about losing "self- government" in a forum bent on nothing less than taking that away from us.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2023 09:43 PM (OaZlZ)

256 Thanks to that sticky and inconvenient Law of Conservation it turns out there is no way to feed, house, clothe, transport and sustain BILLIONS of humans without some detrimental effect or cost somewhere.

That's why our oppressors slash saviors have a solution.

A "final" solution, if you will.

Posted by: ... at January 18, 2023 09:43 PM (CR5NG)

257 You'll get over it. He yells at me on a regular basis.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2023 09:33 PM (ZLI7S)
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Pro tip: go easy on the Queensryche lyrics until he does.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2023 09:45 PM (OaZlZ)

258 160 heh. It's going to be a tough time for these smooth brains.

@cenkuygur

New fact: Covid deaths might have been overcounted in hospitals. Left-wing reaction: Interesting new fact that I will adjust to. Important to know for how we handle these situations in the future. Right-wing reaction: I knew it! Ivermectin was the answer! And Fauci is a molester!
Posted by: JackStraw

I'm still amazed that this fat, dumb, grease ball is a thing.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 18, 2023 09:46 PM (sAmhv)

259 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 18, 2023 09:29 PM (7sRwU)

That is pure fucking genius.

Posted by: Credit where it's due at January 18, 2023 09:46 PM (s2na+)

260 A "final" solution, if you will.
Posted by: ... at January 18, 2023 09:43 PM (CR5NG)

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Ein Volk
Ein WEF
Ein Fuhrer!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2023 09:47 PM (Qzn2/)

261 244 @TheInsiderPaper · 1h
NEW 🚨 Al Gore goes on unhinged rant, claims and screams about "boiling the oceans" and creating "rain bombs" and "sucking the moisture out of the land and creating the droughts and melting the ice and raising the sea level"
Posted by: andycanuck

He's goin' back to that ole time religion. Paganism.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 18, 2023 09:48 PM (sAmhv)

262 233,36 Usually very drunk

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 18, 2023 09:48 PM (D4TsQ)

263 Deep Freeze Britain' braces for up to 10in of snow and sub-zero temperatures TONIGHT _DM

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 18, 2023 09:48 PM (In5Sq)

264 Pro tip: go easy on the Queensryche lyrics until he does.
Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2023 09:45 PM (OaZlZ)

I understood that reference! Poor Sponge...

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 18, 2023 09:49 PM (XEl8M)

265 Gore and his chakras get get fucked.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 18, 2023 09:36 PM (gryET)

You would think 300 million would be enough

Posted by: Javems at January 18, 2023 09:49 PM (AmoqO)

266 Al Gore and his "rain bombs."

aka diarrhea

At my age that's like an everyday thing. Not something to destroy the planet over.

Maybe destroy some underware, but come on man.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2023 09:49 PM (Q4IgG)

267 I'm slightly more than slightly drunk I have no doubt Ace will ban may,

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 09:50 PM (eGTCV)

268 263 Deep Freeze Britain' braces for up to 10in of snow and sub-zero temperatures TONIGHT _DM

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 18, 2023 09:48 PM (In5Sq)

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Global warming has many guises.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2023 09:50 PM (Qzn2/)

269 Global warming has many guises.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2023 09:50 PM (Qzn2/)

It's sneaky that way...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 18, 2023 09:51 PM (CCSxw)

270 Just discovered that Power Nation is on Roku.

This is most pleasing, most pleasing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 18, 2023 09:52 PM (up/3i)

271 New fact: Covid deaths might have been overcounted in hospitals.

'New'? 'Might'? Fuck, where have you been the last few years?

Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2023 09:52 PM (CaJIi)

272 >>#yournotspecial

I don't want to brag but when I was a kid my pediatrician told my parents I was special. Even gave me a special helmet.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2023 09:53 PM (ZLI7S)

273 272 >>#yournotspecial

I don't want to brag but when I was a kid my pediatrician told my parents I was special. Even gave me a special helmet.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2023 09:53 PM (ZLI7S)

LOLOLOL...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 18, 2023 09:54 PM (CCSxw)

274 NZFrank!

Howdy sir! Glad to hear your PM is pulling a Harry.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2023 09:55 PM (U2p+3)

275 I don't want to brag but when I was a kid my pediatrician told my parents I was special. Even gave me a special helmet.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2023 09:53 PM (ZLI7S)
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Did it have air holes?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2023 09:56 PM (BpYfr)

276 I'd like to buy the world a coke and teach it how to sing,

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 09:56 PM (eGTCV)

277 263 Deep Freeze Britain' braces for up to 10in of snow and sub-zero temperatures TONIGHT _DM

Posted by: Braenyard

sn0WfaLz iz uh thInG uf da pAsT!@!#!~~~!!!!!

Posted by: The Guardian, smurt newzpaper at January 18, 2023 09:56 PM (sAmhv)

278 They used to teach this stuff in 8th grade Earth Science class.

As the world gets cold water is locked in the polar ice caps. As the world warms water is unlocked from the polar ice caps.

Glaciation, with the water locked in the polar ice caps, makes deserts.

Inter-Glacial Warming, with water unlocked from the polar ice caps, reduces deserts.

Water Good! Desert Bad!

Posted by: davidt at January 18, 2023 09:56 PM (SYTee)

279 Deep Freeze Britain' braces for up to 10in of snow and sub-zero temperatures TONIGHT

Eat a Snickers, Aretha, that's a Celsius zero.

Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2023 09:56 PM (CaJIi)

280 I'd like to buy the world a coke and teach it how to sing,
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 09:56 PM (eGTCV)

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Oh, bugger off.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2023 09:57 PM (Qzn2/)

281 Howdy sir! Glad to hear your PM is pulling a Harry.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2023 09:55 PM (U2p+3)

That's my job, the bitch!

Posted by: Megan Sparkle, From the Duck and Dooches of Windsor at January 18, 2023 09:57 PM (Angsy)

282 >>Did it have air holes?

What? I can't hear you.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2023 09:58 PM (ZLI7S)

283 I don't know when the Ace ban will come but just in case--goodbye,

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 09:59 PM (eGTCV)

284 In case anyone missed the FA,FO news...

@JackPosobiec 3h

BREAKING: Treehouse Antifa shot a Georgia state trooper today outside Atlanta

The militant was then shot dead by police

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2023 09:59 PM (XF9Gj)

285 Deep Freeze Britain' braces for up to 10in of snow and sub-zero temperatures TONIGHT _DM

Straight-up racism. And homophobia. And...eh, it's exhausting.

Posted by: Carbon Unit at January 18, 2023 10:00 PM (Xrfse)

286 Hi Nurse,
All well? I am into a few drinkie poos very soon and celebrating. The vile bitch can DIAF. The commies will go into overdrive before they get booted to see how much more damage they can do.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at January 18, 2023 10:01 PM (bgJ0E)

287 280 I'd like to buy the world a coke and teach it how to sing,
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 09:56 PM (eGTCV)

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Oh, bugger off.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2023 09:57 PM (Qzn2/)

Now i'm utterly friendless.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 10:01 PM (eGTCV)

288

L'ONT, elle est NOOD!

Posted by: Zettai at January 18, 2023 10:02 PM (69ozv)

289 The commies will go into overdrive before they get booted to see how much more damage they can do.

Yep. Here we go.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 18, 2023 10:03 PM (Xrfse)

290 The Kite Runner was a novel written in The early 2000s iirc. Talked about kite fighting.

I remember enjoying the book quite a bit. It's set in Afghanistan. I don't remember it being overly political though.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2023 10:24 PM (U2p+3)

291 Of course I'm late but.. Thanks for the fun & unique Cafe thread this evening and the neat opening picture of the wolf staring down the coyotes. 🤗

More than surprising was the lack of Horde discussion about the frolicking panda. 😏

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