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Volcanic eruption seen from International Space Station

Self-taught piano prodigy Sugar Chile Robinson, who is said to have been born already knowing how to play piano, in 1951. He's 13 here. He looks younger. He had already played for president Harry S. Truman in 1946, at age eight. He stopped recoding by the next year to go to school.

Little dog is up to mischief.

Little boy practicing headbutting with baby goat. (The boy is wearing a bike helmet.)

Goat elocution lessons.

Goat argument clinic.

Dog is a Buddhist, at least between mealtimes.

Wife attempts to hit husband with some kind of paintball gun but learns that shooting scenarios are a man's world.

Little muncher.

Magic cats!

Doggy dribbler.

Excuse me, I think I'm at the wrong mixer.

This little dog is too cute.

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A mother and her child pic.twitter.com/eDOH1ZrAnk
— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) January 16, 2023

The sound of this baby seal.. 🔊

🎥 IG: mairansmith pic.twitter.com/0JzsR77O51
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) January 14, 2023

Dogs' reactions to being adopted...🐕🐾❤️ pic.twitter.com/R0yVFvMvP4
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Posted by: Ace at 07:23 PM

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1 Cafe!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 17, 2023 07:23 PM (3dUPt)

2 Okay, I'll fetch them

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 17, 2023 07:24 PM (3dUPt)

3 Maybe.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 17, 2023 07:24 PM (3dUPt)

4 Finally!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 17, 2023 07:24 PM (3dUPt)

5 "He stopped recoding by the next year to go to school."

Where he hoped to learn to code.

Posted by: gp, Reaching For Your Charcuterie at January 17, 2023 07:25 PM (24fqN)

6 Self-taught piano prodigy Sugar Chile Robinson, who is said to have been born already knowing how to play piano, in 1951. He's 13 here. He looks younger. He had already played for president Harry S. Truman in 1946, at age eight. He stopped recoding by the next year to go to school.

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Moral of the story? He Learned to Recode!

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 17, 2023 07:25 PM (BRmwW)

7 Done fetched them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 17, 2023 07:25 PM (3dUPt)

8 "(The boy is wearing a bike helmet.)"

Futile, since the goat aims to break his neck, not his skull.

Posted by: gp, Reaching For Your Charcuterie at January 17, 2023 07:26 PM (24fqN)

9 Lisa Marie Presley suffers cardiac arrest, but receives shot of epinephrine, and reportedly has pulse

Is it anyone's job to keep the sidebar clean?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2023 07:26 PM (e+csY)

10 Ace, I think you need a dog.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2023 07:27 PM (pTb/Z)

11 Or maybe a goat.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2023 07:27 PM (pTb/Z)

12 "Is it anyone's job to keep the sidebar clean?"

Intern has been in the bathroom a suspiciously loooong time.

Posted by: gp, Reaching For Your Charcuterie at January 17, 2023 07:28 PM (24fqN)

13 Blow'd up good.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 17, 2023 07:28 PM (zB/T/)

14 Kangaroo baby is pretty cool.

Are Kangaroos good eating?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 17, 2023 07:28 PM (R/m4+)

15 Dog's reaction to being adopted ... tearjerker.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 17, 2023 07:30 PM (SIZS3)

16 I saw Goat Debating Society open for Animals As Leaders at The Black Sheep in 2016.

Posted by: mikeski at January 17, 2023 07:30 PM (P1f+c)

17 >>>12 "Is it anyone's job to keep the sidebar clean?"

1, I think most people understand that that headline is superseded by the next one.

2, I don't like being told what to do as if you're my boss. Please modulate how you put things.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2023 07:31 PM (C1Zwz)

18 Are Kangaroos good eating?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Wait a few hours and axe Pixy in the tech thread?

Posted by: mikeski at January 17, 2023 07:31 PM (P1f+c)

19 "Dog's reaction to being adopted ... tearjerker."

Very much so.

Posted by: gp, Reaching For Your Charcuterie at January 17, 2023 07:32 PM (24fqN)

20 Our neighborhood circle just got 3 golden puppies, all from the same breeder. One of the neighbors has a 2 year old golden, who is now acting as auntie for the pups. Total and complete cute overload needing insulin shots.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 17, 2023 07:32 PM (zB/T/)

21 What? This is Arguments. Complaints is two doors down, on the right.

Posted by: Arguments Department at January 17, 2023 07:32 PM (OTzUX)

22 First thought a mushroom cloud

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2023 07:32 PM (xhxe8)

23 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2023 07:32 PM (qoGsy)

24 It is harvested from wild roos and sold in stores, the meat is also exported.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 17, 2023 07:32 PM (3dUPt)

25 Baby seal? Where's my club, my inner Newfie is rarin to go!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 17, 2023 07:32 PM (dAYfz)

26 That's exactly how my last Golden used to greet me when I would come home from a business trip. Dog was a hugging fool.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2023 07:32 PM (ZLI7S)

27 Wait a few hours and axe Pixy in the tech thread?
Posted by: mikeski at January 17, 2023 07:31 PM (P1f+c)

Hahaha...she might even have a few recipes.

Thanks mikeski!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 17, 2023 07:33 PM (R/m4+)

28 Little doggie is too cute

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2023 07:33 PM (xhxe8)

29 [2, I don't like being told what to do as if you're my boss. Please modulate how you put things.

Apologies, boss. I know which way things flow.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2023 07:34 PM (e+csY)

30 Volcanic eruption seen from International Space Station

Looks like a jelly fish with warts.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 17, 2023 07:34 PM (+wfSw)

31 That's exactly how my last Golden used to greet me when I would come home from a business trip. Dog was a hugging fool.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2023 07:32 PM (ZLI7S)

Definitely in the top 5 for perfect family dog.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 17, 2023 07:34 PM (zB/T/)

32 Yeah, nice splodey pic there. Volcanoes can produce great detonations.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 17, 2023 07:35 PM (OTzUX)

33 What? This is Arguments. Complaints is two doors down, on the right.
Posted by: Arguments Department at January 17, 2023 07:32 PM (OTzUX)
.......

Is there a Suggestions Box?

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2023 07:35 PM (v0R5T)

34 The video ( if everyone gets same) below the Magic Cats is a Kingfisher, they are native here in Pa, saw one once in summer couple years ago working by river at lunch but it never dived underwater.

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2023 07:37 PM (xhxe8)

35 >>Definitely in the top 5 for perfect family dog.

Yep.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2023 07:38 PM (ZLI7S)

36 The noises that seal was making sounded unsettlingly like a child.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 17, 2023 07:38 PM (ftFVW)

37 According to Untold American Stories--a podcast I've been watching regularly--the Yiddish word of the day is scaling--think MLK statue.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 17, 2023 07:38 PM (eGTCV)

38 talking goats are funny

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 17, 2023 07:39 PM (geLO8)

39 "Is there a Suggestions Box?

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2023 07:35 PM (v0R5T) "

there is.
but you don't want to spend a night in it!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 17, 2023 07:39 PM (XzIdt)

40 First thought a mushroom cloud
Posted by: Skip

I was sort of thinking an internal shot of fallopian tubes with a bit of endometrium in there.

I need help, don't I?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2023 07:39 PM (qoGsy)

41 scaling

Up yours autocorrect--schlong.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 17, 2023 07:40 PM (eGTCV)

42 What? This is Arguments. Complaints is two doors down, on the right.
Posted by: Arguments Department

Is there a Suggestions Box?
Posted by: wth

No. But if you'd like one, you could put that suggestion in the suggestions box?

Posted by: mikeski at January 17, 2023 07:40 PM (P1f+c)

43 We're gonna need bigger bags to outdo that volcano' - fart 'balloon guy

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 17, 2023 07:41 PM (/6GbT)

44 It is harvested from wild roos and sold in stores, the meat is also exported.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 17, 2023 07:32 PM (3dUPt)

Wow! Did not know that. I will do some online exploring and see if I can find some for the grill.

Thanks too AZ deplorable moron!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 17, 2023 07:41 PM (R/m4+)

45 Paintball clip was pretty funny.

I think I would rather get hit by a paintball then argue with a goat.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 17, 2023 07:41 PM (gv7Yb)

46 There are fascinating tales of children who play piano very well at an early age. A recent one is a family with a child who found a keyboard in the basement and just started playing expertly at age 7. A local piano tuner donated a baby grand and said he'd come by once a month to tune it, for free. It was a feel good story on CBS Sunday show recently. The child has some autism, and genuine piano ability. I've tried to learn piano most of my life, still can't play worth a darn. Makes me rethink if reincarnation is a real thing, plus the old innate talent vs. learned debate.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 17, 2023 07:41 PM (jTmQV)

47 "a Kingfisher, they are native here in Pa"

Here also in IL, found even in urban creek environments, and ours do dive, even when you're watching

Many species worldwide, very beautiful and colorful.

Posted by: gp, Reaching For Your Charcuterie at January 17, 2023 07:42 PM (24fqN)

48 40 First thought a mushroom cloud
Posted by: Skip

So did I.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 17, 2023 07:42 PM (eGTCV)

49 Kangaroo baby is pretty cool.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Mom looks like she might have another in her pouch.

Which is possible because kangaroos can be perpetually pregnant.

Because they have two uteri.

And three vaginas.

Australia is weird.

Posted by: mikeski at January 17, 2023 07:44 PM (P1f+c)

50 Evening, Horde...how goes it?

My cat Hexie just lost one of her toys under the couch. Instead of whining about it, she just dove under the couch to go get it. Not sure if she was successful or not...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2023 07:44 PM (BpYfr)

51 Wonder what St. Greta has to say about splodey volcano.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 17, 2023 07:44 PM (gryET)

52 I was already in the "when hell freezes over" camp on the topic of bringing home another puppy when the current pooch goes to his reward.

And that adoption vid just reinforces it.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 17, 2023 07:44 PM (8AONa)

53
Ace, I think you need a dog.
Posted by: bluebell

Or maybe a goat.
Posted by: bluebell

A goat dog.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2023 07:45 PM (63Dwl)

54 "First thought a mushroom cloud"

It is. Just not from a nuclear explosion.

Posted by: gp, Reaching For Your Charcuterie at January 17, 2023 07:45 PM (24fqN)

55 My suggestion is that the suggestion box be removed

Posted by: Common Tater at January 17, 2023 07:45 PM (kFEbY)

56 "Ace, I think you need a dog."

Stop telling him what to do.

Posted by: gp, Reaching For Your Charcuterie at January 17, 2023 07:46 PM (24fqN)

57 Well, it is a mushroom cloud. Sort of a typical form for the cloud/debris from large explosions to take as heat raises them through the atmosphere. No internal fireball of course. You see the same basic form from fairly small detonations.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 17, 2023 07:46 PM (OTzUX)

58
And three vaginas.

Wasn't that a John Lennon/Yoko Ono album?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2023 07:47 PM (63Dwl)

59 Earth's Dr. Pimple Popper

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2023 07:47 PM (v0R5T)

60 Five years ago tonight, in fact almost this minute, I spoke to my wife for the last time. Feeling reflective.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 17, 2023 07:47 PM (eGTCV)

61 but learns that shooting scenarios are a man's world.

Does not apply to the 'ettes at the TxMoMe.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2023 07:47 PM (a3Q+t)

62 Wonder what St. Greta has to say about splodey volcano.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 17, 2023 07:44 PM (gryET)
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Whatever she says, it'll probably start with, "How dare you?!"

How dare Mother Earth spray dirty toxins into the atmosphere without respect for mankind?!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2023 07:47 PM (BpYfr)

63 Ace, I think you need a dog.
Posted by: bluebell

Or maybe a goat.
Posted by: bluebell

A goat dog.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I know of sheep dogs and cattle dogs. Are there goat-herding dogs? Or do they just use nearsighted sheep dogs?

Posted by: mikeski at January 17, 2023 07:47 PM (P1f+c)

64 I found the clip of the young pianist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8-2leAoV6c

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 17, 2023 07:48 PM (jTmQV)

65 ... Because they have two uteri. And three vaginas. Australia is weird.

Wombats have perfectly square turds. It's true.

Australia is weird.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 17, 2023 07:48 PM (kFEbY)

66 >I know of sheep dogs and cattle dogs. Are there goat-herding dogs? Or do they just use nearsighted sheep dogs?

Posted by: mikeski at January 17, 2023 07:47 PM (P1f+c)

Pretty sure the goats would be like, "nah bruh, it ain't called a goat rodeo for nothin'"

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 17, 2023 07:50 PM (gryET)

67 Probably too lazy to go back and check, but pretty sure in the first episode of The Pacific, scene where Chesty Puller is briefing the Marine NCOs on the war, that the map behind him shows a swastika covering/pointing to Iceland. Which of course makes no sense. In fact it was Marines who were deployed there prior to Pearl Harbor, when the US was leaning very hard - in a neutral fashion, of course - into the effort to help the UK.

And a series that went to the trouble to have Riesing SMGs at Guadalcanal seems unlikely to have made such a gross error.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 17, 2023 07:50 PM (OTzUX)

68 I saw the Square Turd Wombats open for Strawberry Alarm Clock at the Whisky in '67

Posted by: Common Tater at January 17, 2023 07:51 PM (kFEbY)

69 Wombats have perfectly square turds. It's true.

If only I'd known. That would have made things much easier.

Posted by: MLK statue maker at January 17, 2023 07:51 PM (eOEVl)

70 You can never have too many vaginas.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2023 07:52 PM (v0R5T)

71 Untold American Stories right now is telling the story of some guy Eugene B. Dinkins who was in cryptology in the U.S. military predicting the Kennedy assassination in September of 1963.
I now nothing.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 17, 2023 07:52 PM (eGTCV)

72 >>> Forgotten 80s Mystery Click
I'm sorry but I'm just thinking of the right words to say

The intro to the piece reminds me of the beginning of Bruce Hornsby's "The Way It Is". But, after the first 20 seconds, they wildly diverge.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 17, 2023 07:52 PM (gv7Yb)

73 The eruption looks like a Jellyfish. Reminds me, I'm hungry.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 17, 2023 07:52 PM (wVlq0)

74 How dare Mother Earth spray dirty toxins into the atmosphere without respect for mankind?!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

=====

Nature wants you dead. Its methods are not always obvious, but none the less, nature is always looking for ways to eliminate you.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 17, 2023 07:53 PM (8AONa)

75 Whoa whoa oh Sweet Chile Recoding

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 17, 2023 07:53 PM (mH21R)

76 I like how the center of that cloud is minding its own business, and then "Hey, whoa, where we going at?"

Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2023 07:54 PM (QBaJw)

77 NLurker, I'm so sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Moki at January 17, 2023 07:54 PM (JrN/x)

78 Wish I could adopt a doggie

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2023 07:55 PM (xhxe8)

79
Awwww, happy adopted doggeh.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2023 07:55 PM (MoZTd)

80 @65 the Australian government gave scientists a grant of like 75k to figure out why wombats have cubed poo. Turns out their intestines are long cause the poo to become cubicle on it's journey. I can sleep better now

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 17, 2023 07:55 PM (dHzaG)

81 Puller was an amazing guy. I've finished up a round of pushups and dedicated the very last one to Chesty, and I was in the Army.

My favorite story I think, his unit was getting the snot kicked out of it in Korea. He notices this big Navy ship steaming by not doing anything. He gets in a fucking rowboat and sails out to the ship and starts directing naval gunfire on enemy positions. He wasn't real big on bureacratic nonsense, he knew how to get stuff done.

"Take me to the Brig. I want to see the real Marines."

Posted by: Common Tater at January 17, 2023 07:55 PM (kFEbY)

82 The eruption looks like a Jellyfish. Reminds me, I'm hungry.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 17, 2023 07:52 PM (wVlq0)

I like fish sometimes, and I guess jelly is ok, but I do NOT want fish jelly.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2023 07:56 PM (QBaJw)

83 Lived in WA when Mt. St. Helen's went off. Heard it but didn't see it until week later. Part of the entire mountain, gone.

Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2023 07:56 PM (ZEa+g)

84 We had goats. Goats are grouchy dicks no matter how many baby goat videos you see. Best way to herd them is with a 2x4.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2023 07:57 PM (ZLI7S)

85 Especially eyeball jelly.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 17, 2023 07:57 PM (wVlq0)

86
Her Majesty and I bought new phones this afternoon, then went to Lupe Tortilla for dinner. Sleepy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2023 07:58 PM (MoZTd)

87 I am upset about how they kill the chickens , and other poultry, that caught bird-flu. It is horrible, they suffer greatly. If you kill an animal, it needs to be done in a way that does not lead to its suffering.

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2023 07:58 PM (V13WU)

88 "wombat cube poop" actually autocompletes on google.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2023 07:58 PM (e+csY)

89 I'm gonna post this again here, since I thought I was being particularly clever:

Alan Dershowitz declared, "You have no right not to be sexually intercoursed by me, you have no right not to not make me wear a condom, and if you refuse to be sexually intercoursed by me, the deep state should have the power to take you to Epstein Island and plunge my needle dick into your underaged vagina."

Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2023 07:59 PM (QBaJw)

90 81 "The enemy is at our front, to our rear, and on both of our flanks. We finally have the sonofabitches right where we want them".

Chesty, Chosin Reservoir

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 17, 2023 07:59 PM (lz5hY)

91 I *just* saw and watched this.

https://tinyurl.com/2fe9f7tt

It's a1982 interview with Norman Dodd, chief investigator for the congressional Reece Committee of the early 1950s to investigate tax exempt organizations for subversive activities. Guess what was a big topic? Go ahead. Guess. Hint: It involves Joe Biden's favorite sport, and why Epstein didn't kill himself.

ACE

if you haven't seen it, watch a bit of that video. What we're seeing currently has been in the works for decades. And we're watching the exact same thing happen with Ukraine as we speak.

Posted by: Did you know you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 17, 2023 07:59 PM (BGev3)

92 Wouldn’t the wombat’s ass slam shut?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 17, 2023 08:00 PM (u73oe)

93 Lived in WA when Mt. St. Helen's went off. Heard it but didn't see it until week later. Part of the entire mountain, gone.
Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2023 07:56 PM (ZEa+g)

I visited there in '91, when I was stationed at Ft. Lewis. The thing that impressed me the most was all the dead sideways trees.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2023 08:01 PM (QBaJw)

94 I am upset about how they kill the chickens , and other poultry, that caught bird-flu. It is horrible, they suffer greatly. If you kill an animal, it needs to be done in a way that does not lead to its suffering.

Posted by: runner
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Imagine how bad their symptoms would have been if they hadn't been vaccinated against bird flu while bird flu was still a hot virus churning through the population.

Wait...

Posted by: Did you know you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 17, 2023 08:01 PM (BGev3)

95 Wombats, cubed poop. There was a time, and then I discovered Metamucil.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 17, 2023 08:02 PM (lz5hY)

96 Lived in WA when Mt. St. Helen's went off. Heard it but didn't see it until week later. Part of the entire mountain, gone.
Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2023 07:56 PM (ZEa+g)

Wow! Wasn't there some old mountain man who lived on the mountain and wouldn't come off of it even after he knew it was gonna blow?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 17, 2023 08:03 PM (R/m4+)

97 Kingfishers seem to be 'scouting ahead' when we paddle the local river. Fly ahead a couple hundred feet and just before you get to them, off they go.

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 17, 2023 08:03 PM (/6GbT)

98 ...and why Epstein didn't kill himself.

ACE

if you haven't seen it, watch a bit of that video. What we're seeing currently has been in the works for decades. And we're watching the exact same thing happen with Ukraine as we speak.
Posted by: Did you know you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 17, 2023 07:59 PM (BGev3)

Because he's a CIA operative, and they faked his death and he's living footloose and fancy free somewhere, still bangin' underaged girls?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2023 08:04 PM (QBaJw)

99 That's NOT a paintball gun. I used to play on a championship team, so I should know.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 17, 2023 08:05 PM (fv27Y)

100 Tucker is ripping on Sheila Jackson Lee Longstreet Bragg Hood. Her district is a horror show but all she can talk about is race. Without white folks she wouldn't survive a week

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 17, 2023 08:05 PM (dHzaG)

101 What? This is Arguments. Complaints is two doors down, on the right.
Posted by: Arguments Department at January 17, 2023 07:32 PM

AoSHQ is full of conflict, from the smallest microaggressions to the most heinous grudges. These Threads are a place where we settle our differences.

I understand, just like you, that life isn’t fair. I believe that we can achieve unity and tolerance for us all, and I come to you tonight with a mindset of conflict resolution where I don’t need to use my heteropatriarchal privileget. Tonight, this Cafe Thread is a safe space, and we can achieve peace, and the bliss of chiroptophilia, in this safe space.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2023 08:05 PM (a3Q+t)

102 Eh, it's not so bad. Better than some other things that have been done to me.

Posted by: The Chicken at January 17, 2023 08:05 PM (Xrfse)

103 The hosts of Untold American Stories seem to believe LJB was behind the JFK assassination. What do I know?

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 17, 2023 08:06 PM (eGTCV)

104 @96 Harry Truman, not the president

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 17, 2023 08:06 PM (dHzaG)

105 Willowed, but worthy (at least, I think, anyway...):

***

Excuse me, Stewardess? I speak Jive.

...

Now, where's my five meeeeelion dollars!?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2023 08:06 PM (e6UQI)

106 "Kingfishers seem to be 'scouting ahead' when we paddle the local river. Fly ahead a couple hundred feet and just before you get to them, off they go."

Tiger beetles do that. They wait on the path until you get close, then they fly a few yards down, land facing you, and wait for the next close approach.

Posted by: gp, Reaching For Your Charcuterie at January 17, 2023 08:06 PM (24fqN)

107 Especially eyeball jelly.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 17, 2023 07:57 PM

It's quite good on toast.

Posted by: Shrek at January 17, 2023 08:06 PM (Wnv9h)

108 Watching Chernobyl, and the bureaucrat and physicist just finished briefing the coal miner on his mission to hand dig to the core. Masks are lying on the desk and the physicist offers him one. He picks it up and throws it down, saying, "If it worked, you'd both be wearing one."

Posted by: Moki at January 17, 2023 08:06 PM (JrN/x)

109 Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2023 08:05 PM

What he said.

Posted by: Zombie Norm Crosby at January 17, 2023 08:07 PM (Xrfse)

110 102 Eh, it's not so bad. Better than some other things that have been done to me.
Posted by: The Chicken at January 17, 2023 08:05 PM (Xrfse

-snicker-

Posted by: The couch at January 17, 2023 08:07 PM (/6GbT)

111 Wow! Wasn't there some old mountain man who lived on the mountain and wouldn't come off of it even after he knew it was gonna blow?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Yes, had lived there his whole life. His name was Harry Truman, no shit,

Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2023 08:07 PM (ZEa+g)

112 Eh, it's not so bad. Better than some other things that have been done to me.
Posted by: The Chicken at January 17, 2023 08:05 PM (Xrfse)

you need to find new friends ....

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2023 08:07 PM (V13WU)

113 Wombats, cubed poop. There was a time, and then I discovered Metamucil.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 17, 2023 08:02 PM (lz5hY)

Cubed poop... otherwise known as poooooooop.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2023 08:08 PM (QBaJw)

114 84 Grouchy goats. A friends father, guy about my age, is a gentleman farmer, and they have a few goats. Told me over a beer or three that if it wasn't for the grandkids there would be a noctournal killing spree and a cabrito cook off .

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 17, 2023 08:08 PM (lz5hY)

115 85 Especially eyeball jelly.

eyeball preserves > eyeball jelly

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at January 17, 2023 08:08 PM (oY6Yp)

116 I got to pet a baby kangaroo today at the petting zoo they had at the inauguration. They are very soft, kind of wooly feeling.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 17, 2023 08:08 PM (UUBmN)

117 Eh, it's not so bad. Better than some other things that have been done to me.
Posted by: The Chicken at January 17, 2023 08:05 PM (Xrfse

-snicker-
Posted by: The couch at January 17, 2023 08:07 PM

*snort*

Posted by: The Toaster at January 17, 2023 08:08 PM (Wnv9h)

118 >>> Tonight, this Cafe Thread is a safe space, and we can achieve peace, and the bliss of chiroptophilia, in this safe space.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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More projections from the far side of Uranus.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 17, 2023 08:09 PM (+wfSw)

119 Poor old Harry.

At least he went out like he wanted to...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 17, 2023 08:09 PM (R/m4+)

120 What the kid is playing is a generic blues and walking baseline, it's pretty simple and unremarkable for the time.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 17, 2023 08:09 PM (up/3i)

121 Inanimate objects don't have feelings, everybody knows that.

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2023 08:09 PM (V13WU)

122 I was going to college in Missoula when St. Helens blew. By 1 pm the ash had turned everything gray and the street lights were on. By 4 pm it was pitch black and it was a bright sunny day.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 17, 2023 08:10 PM (PX01u)

123 The hosts of Untold American Stories seem to believe LJB was behind the JFK assassination. What do I know?
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 17, 2023 08:06 PM (eGTCV)

It's possible. However, I don't think any of it goes off without CIA involvement. No matter who ordered it.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2023 08:10 PM (QBaJw)

124 From that link with Dodd, the 1950s congressional investigator:

"We are now at the year 1908 which was the year that the Carnegie began operations... Then finally they answer that question as follows: We must control the State Department.

Then time passes and we are eventually in a war which would have been World War I and at that time they record on their minutes a shocking report in which they dispatch to President Wilson a telegram cautioning him to see that the war does not end too quickly.

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This is a glimpse into the beginning of American communism. A quote from Dodd near the end of the interview on why these American power brokers support communism:

"to them Communism represents a means of developing what we call a monopoly, that is the organization we’ll say of large scale industry into an administrable unit. … They will be the beneficiaries of it."

Posted by: Did you know you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 17, 2023 08:11 PM (BGev3)

125 >119 Poor old Harry.

At least he went out like he wanted to...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 17, 2023 08:09 PM (R/m4+)

Burned to a crisp by a pyroclastic flow?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 17, 2023 08:12 PM (gryET)

126 Poor old Harry.

At least he went out like he wanted to...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 17, 2023 08:09 PM (R/m4+)

As the laughingstock cuck husband of a fourth rate Hollowood actress?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2023 08:13 PM (QBaJw)

127 still bangin' underaged girls?

Posted by: BurtTC

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That was part of Dodd's 1950s congressional investigation.

Seems like it's been a thing for Our Betters for a while.

Posted by: Did you know you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 17, 2023 08:13 PM (BGev3)

128 A live look in at the WEF...
youtube.com/watch?v=gavlcbunY00

Live Cam: Raccoon Saloon "Living Room"
youtube.com/watch?v=FPO5ufus9KA
"Upstairs"
youtube.com/watch?v=deQvp97lmd4

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 17, 2023 08:13 PM (MFZ8i)

129 Poor old Harry.

At least he went out like he wanted to...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 17, 2023 08:09 PM

In a tub of Elizabeth Arden Eight-Hour Cream?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2023 08:13 PM (a3Q+t)

130 It's possible. However, I don't think any of it goes off without CIA involvement. No matter who ordered it.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2023 08:10 PM (QBaJw)

Of course.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 17, 2023 08:13 PM (eGTCV)

131 I was going to college in Missoula when St. Helens blew. By 1 pm the ash had turned everything gray and the street lights were on. By 4 pm it was pitch black and it was a bright sunny day.
Posted by: Beartooth

We were lucky in Bellingham. Almost no ash. All blew east.

Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2023 08:14 PM (ZEa+g)

132 Grouchy goats. A friends father, guy about my age, is a gentleman farmer, and they have a few goats. Told me over a beer or three that if it wasn't for the grandkids there would be a noctournal killing spree and a cabrito cook off .
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Welcome to "why we eat cows".

Posted by: rickb223 Gone Galt at January 17, 2023 08:14 PM (aAfqN)

133 Welcome to "why we eat cows".
Posted by: rickb223

Because they're made of beef? If God didn't want us to eat them, He would have made them out of something else.

Posted by: mikeski at January 17, 2023 08:16 PM (P1f+c)

134 123 The hosts of Untold American Stories seem to believe LJB was behind the JFK assassination. What do I know?
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 17, 2023 08:06 PM (eGTCV)
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One of three ways: it was the Mafia, it was the CIA, or they partnered up on it.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 17, 2023 08:16 PM (+wfSw)

135 For the DMV moron gun club, just saw that the facility you have been using was just sold to the county to train law enforcement. Do not know from article whether this will affect public use.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at January 17, 2023 08:17 PM (7EjX1)

136 More projections from the far side of Uranus.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 17, 2023 08:09 PM

I have to take my projections where I can get them out here.

Posted by: Pluto at January 17, 2023 08:17 PM (a3Q+t)

137 interesting stuff there III SBR, no question that we are facing something that has been it the works longer than I have been alive.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 17, 2023 08:18 PM (XzIdt)

138 still bangin' underaged girls?

Posted by: BurtTC

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That was part of Dodd's 1950s congressional investigation.

Seems like it's been a thing for Our Betters for a while.
Posted by: Did you know you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 17, 2023 08:13 PM (BGev3)

Ah, so that was part of it.

True story: Grover Cleveland took in his friend's daughter when she was 10 (the child was orphaned), and assumed the role as her legal ward.

When she turned, I think, 19, he married her.

Yup.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2023 08:18 PM (QBaJw)

139 Past bedtime and tablet is dead
Everyone I hope you all have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2023 08:18 PM (xhxe8)

140 For the DMV moron gun club, just saw that the facility you have been using was just sold to the county to train law enforcement. Do not know from article whether this will affect public use.
Posted by: Mrs. JTB

I am so thankful that I am no longer held hostage to the whims of local government.

Posted by: rickb223 Gone Galt at January 17, 2023 08:19 PM (aAfqN)

141 Poor old Harry.

At least he went out like he wanted to...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 17, 2023 08:09 PM (R/m4+)

—————-

On fire and screaming?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 17, 2023 08:21 PM (u73oe)

142 G'nite, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 17, 2023 08:21 PM (Xrfse)

143 interesting stuff there III SBR, no question that we are facing something that has been it the works longer than I have been alive.
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The video is worth watching. That old guy is sharp as a tack and talks about it clearly and matter-of-factly because he's telling you the truth. There is no beating around the bush or trying to not offend anyone.

Posted by: Did you know you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 17, 2023 08:21 PM (BGev3)

144 More projections from the far side of Uranus.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 17, 2023 08:09 PM (+Anusara.
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I prefer things far from my anus.

Posted by: That Guy at January 17, 2023 08:22 PM (OaZlZ)

145 True story: Grover Cleveland took in his friend's daughter when she was 10 (the child was orphaned), and assumed the role as her legal ward.

When she turned, I think, 19, he married her.

Yup.

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Normal routine stuff for normal people. Happens all the time. Love is love, hater.

Posted by: Did you know you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 17, 2023 08:23 PM (BGev3)

146 Just for background, I have one of the many Alaska shows on. Where the Hell do these people get money? I know the State sends a few bucks energy money, not much, and the people featured are engaged in small time commercial fishing. I guess it's the beauty of living off the grid.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 17, 2023 08:23 PM (lz5hY)

147 Burned to a crisp by a pyroclastic flow?
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 17, 2023 08:12 PM (gryET)

Hahahaha....there are worse ways to go.

The horror, the horror...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 17, 2023 08:23 PM (R/m4+)

148 The hosts of Untold American Stories seem to believe LJB was behind the JFK assassination. What do I know?
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 17, 2023 08:06 PM (eGTCV)

One of three ways: it was the Mafia, it was the CIA, or they partnered up on it.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 17, 2023 08:16 PM (+wfSw)

I never bought the mafia part. I always assume if someone in the mafia is bragging about it, it ain't true.

As for LBJ, there is one theory that Secret Service was either in on it, or the guy in the car behind the limo, the one who picked up the AF15 and started waving it around accidentally discharged his weapon.

And ever since, LBJ constantly ragged on the SS, calling the trigger happy idiots, and such things, and never wanted any of them armed anywhere near him.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2023 08:24 PM (QBaJw)

149 145 Burned to a crisp by a pyroclastic flow?
Posted by: Heavy Meta

Nope. Orinoco Flow.

Posted by: Enya at January 17, 2023 08:24 PM (tV7+q)

150 They get welfare and none of them pay any taxes on the stuff they barter.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 17, 2023 08:26 PM (TXFi7)

151 Burned to a crisp by a pyroclastic flow?
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 17, 2023 08:12 PM (gryET)
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If Galadriel from Rings of Power is anything to go by, apparently those are no big deal. You come out looking like a Cheeto, but that's about it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2023 08:26 PM (BpYfr)

152 Does anybody think that the Mafia, engaged in stuff like truck hijacking, drug dealing, prostitution and illicit gambling would lower themselves to associating with the CIA?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 17, 2023 08:27 PM (lz5hY)

153 " I have one of the many Alaska shows on. Where the Hell do these people get money?"

Doing Alaska shows?

Posted by: Cap'n Quirk at January 17, 2023 08:27 PM (iayUP)

154 It was the Deep State (CIA). Kennedy was trying to rein them in.

LBJ was just the talking head; a little smarter than Bidet.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 17, 2023 08:28 PM (TXFi7)

155 LBJ was just the talking head; a little smarter than Bidet.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 17, 2023 08:28 PM (TXFi7)

Nope...

Say what you want about LBJ, he was no one's fool.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2023 08:29 PM (CCSxw)

156 152 Does anybody think that the Mafia, engaged in stuff like truck hijacking, drug dealing, prostitution and illicit gambling would lower themselves to associating with the CIA?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 17, 2023 08:27 PM (lz5hY)

Well they at least have those lines of work in common.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 17, 2023 08:30 PM (eYoxG)

157 >153 " I have one of the many Alaska shows on. Where the Hell do these people get money?"

Doing Alaska shows?

Posted by: Cap'n Quirk at January 17, 2023 08:27 PM (iayUP)

Which one? Fishing, mining, homesteading or running around the woods like a bunch of retards?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 17, 2023 08:31 PM (gryET)

158 43 We're gonna need bigger bags to outdo that volcano' - fart 'balloon guy

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 17, 2023 07:41 PM (/6GbT)
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Forget the bags, we'll need bigger and more SUVs.

Posted by: Ciampino -- Java isn't only an island at January 17, 2023 08:31 PM (qfLjt)

159 If Galadriel from Rings of Power is anything to go by, apparently those are no big deal. You come out looking like a Cheeto, but that's about it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2023 08:26 PM (BpYfr)

And she got to kiss Daphne, beat up Hulk, and totally bring Kylo Ren back to life.

Or am I mixing her up with someone else.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2023 08:32 PM (QBaJw)

160 The hosts of Untold American Stories seem to believe LJB was behind the JFK assassination. What do I know?
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 17, 2023 08:06 PM (eGTCV)

One of three ways: it was the Mafia, it was the CIA, or they partnered up on it.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 17, 2023 08:16 PM (+wfSw)

Banks. JFK had already signed an Executive order taking the control of creation of the US Dollar back into Government hands, out of the hands of the Fed Res Bank. An order Johnson immediately rescinded.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2023 08:33 PM (oHd/0)

161 Why was LBJ so determined to get sworn in so quickly and why did he insist Jacqueline Kennedy need to be standing beside him in her blood soaked pint suit?

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 17, 2023 08:33 PM (eGTCV)

162 True story: Grover Cleveland took in his friend's daughter when she was 10 (the child was orphaned), and assumed the role as her legal ward.

When she turned, I think, 19, he married her.

Yup.
Posted by: BurtTC

Wife Husbandry.

Posted by: mikeski at January 17, 2023 08:33 PM (P1f+c)

163 And she got to kiss Daphne, beat up Hulk, and totally bring Kylo Ren back to life.

Or am I mixing her up with someone else.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2023 08:32 PM (QBaJw)
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Honestly, they all kind of blend together at this point...Hollywoke has no idea how to write female characters people want to watch.

"Velma" is a complete disaster.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2023 08:33 PM (BpYfr)

164 In an interview with Colorado College News, Natalie Gosnell, an astrophysics professor at Colorado College,
says "The tenets of white supremacy that show up [in physics] of individualism and exceptionalism and perfectionism… it's either-or thinking, and there’s no subtlety, there’s no gray area. All of this manifests in the way that we think about our research, and what counts as good research, what counts as important research?"

Furthermore, she is dismayed over society separating “math” and “creativity” into two categories, and says "dichotomizing these two characteristics is rooted in systemic racism and sexism".

She seems nice.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2023 08:35 PM (a3Q+t)

165 >>> Did you know you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now?
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For how many millions in research did they screw Remington?

V3 TAC-13

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 17, 2023 08:35 PM (+wfSw)

166 Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 17, 2023 08:05 PM (fv27Y)

Hi there! Haven't seen your nic in a while. Hope you are doing well. Good to see you!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2023 08:35 PM (MZ8pM)

167 "Velma" is a complete disaster.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2023 08:33 PM (BpYfr)

Wednesday is supposedly doing OK though... go figure.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2023 08:35 PM (oHd/0)

168 Gosnell, Gosnell, that name has a certain ring to it.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 17, 2023 08:36 PM (+wfSw)

169 Anyone who uses the term dichotomizing is an asshole.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 17, 2023 08:36 PM (u73oe)

170 I honestly don't have a strong opinion about JFK but I find the stories around fascinating.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 17, 2023 08:36 PM (eGTCV)

171 Furthermore, she is dismayed over society separating “math” and “creativity” into two categories, and says "dichotomizing these two characteristics is rooted in systemic racism and sexism".

She seems nice.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2023 08:35 PM (a3Q+t)

In other words.... she sucks at math.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2023 08:37 PM (oHd/0)

172 In an interview with Colorado College News, Natalie Gosnell, an astrophysics professor at Colorado College [said a bunch of woke-ass crap]

She seems nice.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

One of Kermit's kids, maybe? He had six.

Posted by: mikeski at January 17, 2023 08:37 PM (P1f+c)

173 169 Anyone who uses the term dichotomizing is an asshole.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 17, 2023 08:36 PM (u73oe)

Dichotomizing, is that when you use Dihydrogen Monoxide to remove unwanted Particulate matter?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2023 08:39 PM (oHd/0)

174 > In an interview with Colorado College News, Natalie Gosnell, an astrophysics professor at Colorado College [said a bunch of woke-ass crap]

She seems nice.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

One of Kermit's kids, maybe? He had six.

Posted by: mikeski at January 17, 2023 08:37 PM (P1f+c)

Nah. She's AWFL.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 17, 2023 08:39 PM (gryET)

175 161 Why was LBJ so determined to get sworn in so quickly and why did he insist Jacqueline Kennedy need to be standing beside him in her blood soaked pint suit?
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 17, 2023 08:33 PM (eGTCV)

Jackie was there for optics / theatrics...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2023 08:39 PM (CCSxw)

176 Why was LBJ so determined to get sworn in so quickly and why did he insist Jacqueline Kennedy need to be standing beside him in her blood soaked pint suit?
Posted by: N.Lurker

Jackie had numerous other outfits available instantly. She chose] to keep that outfit on after a number of her aids tried to get her to change. Jackie was right, it made good copy.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2023 08:39 PM (qoGsy)

177 In other words.... she sucks at math.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2023 08:37 PM (oHd/0)
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And has made 0 contributions to the field of physics...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2023 08:39 PM (BpYfr)

178 Slow Tuesday Night, huh?

g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 17, 2023 08:40 PM (XzIdt)

179 JFK had already signed an Executive order taking the control of creation of the US Dollar back into Government hands, out of the hands of the Fed Res Bank. An order Johnson immediately rescinded.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2023 08:33 PM (oHd/0)

Can't find the link, but I swear I have seen a public statement made by JFK (not long before that day in Dallas) about the need to rein in the CIA !

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 17, 2023 08:40 PM (hOUT3)

180 Dichotomizing, is that when you use Dihydrogen Monoxide to remove unwanted Particulate matter?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2023 08:39 PM (oHd/0)

—————

Nah, that’s Martinizing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 17, 2023 08:40 PM (u73oe)

181 Heh. Kennedy death and CIA. Mentioned here too many times, I had a friend whose hobby was the JFK assassination. He wasn't a conspiracy nut, just fascinated by all the theories. I put together an Oswald rifle for him, even getting an Ordnance Optics (cheap Jap) scope and a sling from an AF shoulder holster strap. He asked me once about the grassy knoll, and what kind of gun would have been used. I said, at the time, a Remington XP100, concealed in an umbrella. A few years later one of the many who confessed (nuts) said he had an XP100 concealed in an umbrella.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 17, 2023 08:41 PM (lz5hY)

182 Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 17, 2023 08:41 PM (lz5hY)

Ah, yes, the old Rifle in the Umbrella trick...

Posted by: Maxwell Smart... at January 17, 2023 08:43 PM (oHd/0)

183

I can Martinize any widow for $99.95!

Posted by: Ed Scheib at January 17, 2023 08:43 PM (tV7+q)

184 People like that astrophysics professor are why Elon Musk is worried that we'll purge ourselves back to the 18th century before getting to Mars.

Posted by: CppThis at January 17, 2023 08:43 PM (PZvjL)

185 182 Big pistol.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 17, 2023 08:44 PM (lz5hY)

186 185 182 Big pistol.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 17, 2023 08:44 PM (lz5hY)

Missed it by thatttttt much....

Posted by: Maxwell Smart... at January 17, 2023 08:45 PM (oHd/0)

187 Now I want an umbrella gun.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 17, 2023 08:45 PM (u73oe)

188 And a sword cane.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 17, 2023 08:46 PM (u73oe)

189 Would you believe a Pea shooter in a purse....

How about...

Posted by: Maxwell Smart... at January 17, 2023 08:46 PM (oHd/0)

190 188 And a sword cane.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 17, 2023 08:46 PM (u73oe)

Under Calif Law, I can carry a sword anytime I want...

But sword canes are considered concealed weapons... and you can't even carry one with a concealed permit.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2023 08:47 PM (oHd/0)

191 You don't need to go to space to see crazy monsters.

https://tinyurl.com/3ek22sv5

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2023 08:47 PM (ZLI7S)

192 In all seriousness, I've been gaining a renewed interest in 1980s dystopia. It's got a common thread: technological regression. Our ability to affect each other outpaced our ability to not be self destructive dicks, Rome 2.0 falls, and many years/centuries/millennia of nice things become prized and powerful relics of a better past.

Posted by: CppThis at January 17, 2023 08:48 PM (PZvjL)

193 People like that astrophysics professor are why Elon Musk is worried that we'll purge ourselves back to the 18th century before getting to Mars.

He's not wrong. This feelz psychosis is killing us.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 17, 2023 08:48 PM (Xrfse)

194 This will be discussed in the cone of silence. Chief. Chief. 99 go get Chief.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 17, 2023 08:48 PM (lz5hY)

195 I *so* want to challenge some local, state, and private-entity weapons rules by open carrying a rapier. It would be a better world if we all had rapiers and a willingness to duel over matters of personal and family honor.

Posted by: CppThis at January 17, 2023 08:49 PM (PZvjL)

196 190 Surprisingly, sword canes are legal in Pennsylvania, land of restrictions and taxes. They missed one.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 17, 2023 08:51 PM (lz5hY)

197 A few years later one of the many who confessed (nuts) said he had an XP100 concealed in an umbrella.

I was skeptical but wikipedia says it was introduced in 1963. I didn't realize it was that old.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 17, 2023 08:52 PM (nfrXX)

198 195 I *so* want to challenge some local, state, and private-entity weapons rules by open carrying a rapier. It would be a better world if we all had rapiers and a willingness to duel over matters of personal and family honor.
Posted by: CppThis at January 17, 2023 08:49 PM (PZvjL)

Works for me. If you ever want to go down a bit of a U tube black hole... go look up the Black Tigers... rapier group... and one of its founders, Rob Childs... pretty much number 1 in the world right now.

He just wrote his treatise, Revelations of Rapier... used to train with him.... WICKED Fast.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2023 08:55 PM (oHd/0)

199 197 Yep. .221 Remington Fireball, one of the cooler cartridge names.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 17, 2023 08:55 PM (lz5hY)

200
One of Kermit's kids, maybe? He had six.

Tadpoles

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2023 08:59 PM (63Dwl)

201 195 I *so* want to challenge some local, state, and private-entity weapons rules by open carrying a rapier. It would be a better world if we all had rapiers and a willingness to duel over matters of personal and family honor.
Posted by: CppThis at January 17, 2023 08:49 PM (PZvjL)

How often has a matter of personal or family honor come up? I think it'd mostly be dudes killing each other over chicks.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 17, 2023 09:00 PM (eYoxG)

202 One of Kermit's kids, maybe? He had six.

What a sicko. He should be d

Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2023 09:01 PM (ZEa+g)

203 180 Dichotomizing, is that when you use Dihydrogen Monoxide to remove unwanted Particulate matter?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2023 08:39 PM (oHd/0)

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Nah, that’s Martinizing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 17, 2023 08:40 PM (u73oe)
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If Martin isn't available then get a Scots Guard to Scotchgard it.

Posted by: Ciampino - Krakatoa was West of Java at January 17, 2023 09:02 PM (qfLjt)

204 Read the article about Natalie Gosnell the astrophysicist who claims white supremacy in her field. She appears to be white a d therefore the reason she got a platform was her white supremacy. All the leftists of white skin who screech about white supremacy run into the same problem , the only reason they are listened to is they are white. Ergo supremacists

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 17, 2023 09:05 PM (ABZrG)

205 I received $18376 last month.

Was it good for you?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 17, 2023 09:05 PM (Xrfse)

206 People like that astrophysics professor are why Elon Musk is worried that we'll purge ourselves back to the 18th century before getting to Mars.

He's not wrong. This feelz psychosis is killing us.
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Yep. We have Democrat representatives openly and unashamedly stating that black people are genetically unable to handle criticism and skepticism and wanting to pass laws preventing them from exposure to notions and beliefs that they are incapable of understanding because of their skin color.

And they're perfectly comfortable doing it.

Posted by: Did you realize you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 17, 2023 09:05 PM (TKMtt)

207 Read the article about Natalie Gosnell the astrophysicist who claims white supremacy in her field.
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Now do the NFL and NBA and track and field and etc. Ms. Gosnell.

Go ahead. Please.

Posted by: Did you realize you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 17, 2023 09:07 PM (TKMtt)

208 Soooo quiet. The chair is against the wall.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 17, 2023 09:14 PM (Xrfse)

209

Just isn't your day, is it?

Posted by: Said the Billy Goat to the Dog Stuck Headfirst in the Barbed Wire Fence at January 17, 2023 09:16 PM (tV7+q)

210 Any idea what volcano that is?

Posted by: Spamf Roming at January 17, 2023 09:17 PM (Ntfez)

211 I think it is Tonga from last year.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 17, 2023 09:19 PM (xhaym)

212 Soooo quiet. The chair is against the wall.

Posted by: Notorious BFD
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Betty Hutton

It's Oh So Quiet

https://youtu.be/0Ojarj6nTM4

ZING BOOM!

Posted by: Did you know you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 17, 2023 09:20 PM (BGev3)

213 ..Any idea what volcano that is? Posted by: Spamf Roming at January 17, 2023 09:17 PM (Ntfez)

Mt. Fartcalamity. It left one helluva skidmark down the South facing slope.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2023 09:23 PM (e6UQI)

214

I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!

Posted by: Frank Drebin at January 17, 2023 09:23 PM (tV7+q)

215
Hey baby seal? We're going clubbing later tonight, wanna go?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2023 09:25 PM (pi2uC)

216 Even Moose isn't out front tonight.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 17, 2023 09:26 PM (GF5oC)

217 Do gays ever complain about not having enough sex?

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 17, 2023 09:31 PM (eGTCV)

218 Read the article about Natalie Gosnell the astrophysicist who claims white supremacy in her field. She appears to be white a d therefore the reason she got a platform was her white supremacy. All the leftists of white skin who screech about white supremacy run into the same problem , the only reason they are listened to is they are white. Ergo supremacists

Nonsense, there is no prejudice in astrophysics.

It's mostly white because all the black go into Afrophysics.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 17, 2023 09:34 PM (D0eLk)

219 How often has a matter of personal or family honor come up? I think it'd mostly be dudes killing each other over chicks.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 17, 2023 09:00 PM (eYoxG)

Capitan Alatriste

https://youtu.be/tjbOmjXbatw

Posted by: Kindltot at January 17, 2023 09:37 PM (xhaym)

220 Space Station: How are we getting our astronauts back since we’ve declared war on Russia?

Posted by: Dressed like 1950 at January 17, 2023 09:38 PM (9X60i)

221 Even Moose isn't out front tonight.

He may be fighting off the goats.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 17, 2023 09:39 PM (Xrfse)

222 >219 How often has a matter of personal or family honor come up? I think it'd mostly be dudes killing each other over chicks.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 17, 2023 09:00 PM (eYoxG)

Capitan Alatriste

https://youtu.be/tjbOmjXbatw

Posted by: Kindltot at January 17, 2023 09:37 PM (xhaym)

I'm in. But only if I can wear a cape...

And a puffy shirt...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 17, 2023 09:45 PM (gryET)

223

Afrophysics = 2 + 2 - cut off goat clit + albino square coke bottle machete gang rape mud hut = Cleopatra!

Posted by: Prof. Jimbobo at January 17, 2023 09:46 PM (tV7+q)

224 Where is everybody?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 17, 2023 09:54 PM (u73oe)

225 223

Afrophysics = 2 + 2 - cut off goat clit + albino square coke bottle machete gang rape mud hut = Cleopatra!
Posted by: Prof. Jimbobo at January 17, 2023 09:46 PM (tV7+q)

I'm going to hell for laughing...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2023 09:56 PM (CCSxw)

226 224 Where is everybody?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 17, 2023 09:54 PM (u73oe)

I'm watching Sabres v Blackhawks...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2023 09:58 PM (CCSxw)

227 Where is everybody?

We may never know...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 17, 2023 09:58 PM (Xrfse)

228 >>>Lived in WA when Mt. St. Helen's went off. Heard it but didn't see it until week later. Part of the entire mountain, gone.
Being two states away, we didn't see the blast but the 1/2" to 1" of ash was no joke. It ruin a lot people's paint jobs on their vehicles. On the bright side, the streets were incredibly clean.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 17, 2023 10:08 PM (kaTkN)

229 "What the kid is playing is a generic blues and walking baseline, it's pretty simple and unremarkable for the time. "

Which you couldn't do with a pistol pointed at your head, LOL!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 17, 2023 10:43 PM (jTmQV)

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