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I guess this is fake but how? Just a big realistic prop?

Moderate content warning: teen boy attempts jumping over a hay-roll rapidly rolling down a hill. He doesn't make the jump. It's not so much that it's super-violent, it's just the age of the kid may make people wince. I figure he's about 14 or 15.

A human learns to speak the language of her master.

This dog enjoys petting other dogs. He's a good boy.

A baby flying fox named Saffy.

The ultimate showdown: Husky vs. Parrot.

Pranking a husky by wearing a wolf costume with a realistic wolf mask with a jaw that opens and closes. This sounds like a really good way to get attacked by your husky.

Here's the fuller video. If the husky seems chill, that's because he's already used to a lot of nonsense.

Man attempts to paraglide with couch pic.twitter.com/iSkgN4gUXY
— Weird and Terrifying (@weirdterrifying) January 16, 2023

Scaling ridge lines in Hawaii pic.twitter.com/sK12lX0y0C
— Weird and Terrifying (@weirdterrifying) January 16, 2023

You'll probably be confused regarding what's going on here, at least in the beginning. This is a road. It's completely flooded by what I guess is powerful snowmelt coming down the mountain in an unscheduled waterfall.

And an SUV or a Landrover or something is trying to drive on it.

Quite the excursion... pic.twitter.com/hJILvkhWQz
— Weird and Terrifying (@weirdterrifying) January 16, 2023

This isn't your father's Matilda musical:

Actually that's the Matilda musical with the final song "Revolting Children" dubbed out in favor of Rob Zombie's "Dragula." Here's a longer version by a different guy.

Posted by: Ace at 07:28 PM

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1 Michael Malice, "Why You Should Take the White Pill":

https://tinyurl.com/ms5ednre

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 16, 2023 07:29 PM (Dc2NZ)

2 Oh, and FIRST!

Hello, Ace.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 16, 2023 07:29 PM (Dc2NZ)

3 I went straight to the Husky/parakeet vid. Two of my favorite creatures!

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2023 07:30 PM (Vwer9)

4 even more adorable than parakeets...parrotlets.

O.M.G., so lovable, and smart

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2023 07:31 PM (Vwer9)

5 Neat picture

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2023 07:32 PM (xhxe8)

6 We have Bat Sign!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2023 07:33 PM (0hOvj)

7 I like how you get the impression that the folks driving over the flooded road with a plummet to their doom right there with the first loss of traction are doing it because they live in a 3rd world sh*thole where you just have to do that sort of thing and not because they're rich trust fund kids sponsored by Red Bull to go around the globe doing stupid stuff for internet points.

There were probably chickens and pigs in the cab with them.

Posted by: that guy that's been here for a long time and keeps changing his name at January 16, 2023 07:34 PM (Kt1w/)

8 It's not so much that it's super-violent, it's just the age of the kid may make people wince. I figure he's about 14 or 15.

Young enough to heal. Try that at 50 or 60 and see how you come out.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 16, 2023 07:34 PM (ZSK0i)

9 Who's a good girl?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 16, 2023 07:35 PM (CsVWE)

10 Parrotlets masquerading as Easter Eggs:

https://tinyurl.com/43p2cb4j

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2023 07:35 PM (Vwer9)

11 That photo would be incredibly easy to fake, more so than most. My guess (if it's not real - and it could be) would be cool rainbow shot, and then the lightening lifted from a dark background and in photoshop layer "lighten only", voila. There's actual devices for cameras to capture lightning, you just point in the direction of the storm and let your toys do the rest.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 16, 2023 07:36 PM (zB/T/)

12 Dibs on the pot of gold!

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2023 07:36 PM (v0R5T)

13 Here is a triple rainbow

https://tinyurl.com/66t84mz3

2 are clear but there is another over on the right.

Posted by: Teris Tits at January 16, 2023 07:36 PM (BRHaw)

14 Scientific studies by experts show second hand gas stove exhaust kills thousands of children every year.

Or is it too early for that?

Posted by: Ripley at January 16, 2023 07:37 PM (PTDkx)

15 off tits sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2023 07:37 PM (BRHaw)

16
It's not so much that it's super-violent, it's just the age of the kid may make people wince. I figure he's about 14 or 15.

He's supposed to get flattened out like in a cartoon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2023 07:37 PM (63Dwl)

17 No otters?

The Nurse will be disappointed.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2023 07:37 PM (uLr+K)

18 Young enough to heal. Try that at 50 or 60 and see how you come out.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 16, 2023 07:34 PM (ZSK0i)

—————

If you’ve made it to 50 or 60, you’re smart enough not to try.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2023 07:38 PM (u73oe)

19 I guess this is fake but how? Just a big realistic prop?

Maybe not fake. Lobsters never stop growing, and can live for 100+ years. The Guinness record is 44 pounds!

https://largest.org/animals/lobsters/

Posted by: mikeski at January 16, 2023 07:38 PM (P1f+c)

20 That paragliding with couch seems like a very redneck thing to do, but only if it's a porch couch. With a cooler.

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2023 07:39 PM (Vwer9)

21 If you’ve made it to 50 or 60, you’re smart enough not to try.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2023 07:38 PM (u73oe)

One would think. Oh hey, there's Rob Reiner!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 16, 2023 07:39 PM (ZSK0i)

22 Oh, and I've had 2 mandatory evacuations now. Missed the first one (cops and FD going door to door), wondered why there were so many FD walking up and down the street.

It did get kind of scary, I live next to the river and it was easily 15 feet higher, homes 3 doors down got water up to their doors. It's finally letting up, no rain forecast for a week. Hoo-fucking-ray. Between that and the power going out every other day for hours at a time, I'm done. Now they've got to figure out how the horrible CA draught turned into global warming floods. And just think, if we'd have built any new reservoirs in the past half century (population has quadrupled), we might actually have enough water to last us. But whining about climate change while taxing the fuck out of us and giving us rolling blackouts is so much more fun.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 16, 2023 07:41 PM (zB/T/)

23 Paraglider sofa guy is hilarious. The comfy slippers and the tv, I may bust a rib...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 16, 2023 07:41 PM (jTmQV)

24 Those owners of the Huskies do know that dogs have an amazing sense of smell?

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2023 07:42 PM (sAmhv)

25 8 It's not so much that it's super-violent, it's just the age of the kid may make people wince. I figure he's about 14 or 15.

Young enough to heal. Try that at 50 or 60 and see how you come out.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 16, 2023 07:34 PM (ZSK0i)

He might start feeling that youthful exuberance when he starts hitting 40. Why does my shoulder hurt? Why do my hands ache? Knees? Hmmmm. You feel like stretch armstrong in your teens but the body remembers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 16, 2023 07:42 PM (CsVWE)

26 Husky vs. Parrot.

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Allow me to be the asshole here by pointing out that the dog here is a malamute, not a Husky.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 16, 2023 07:42 PM (VTu1l)

27 Sidebar: mobster apprehended; Giorgia Meloni congratulated officers. Sadly, not by jumping on a trampoline.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 16, 2023 07:42 PM (KFhLj)

28 Allow me to be the asshole here by pointing out that the dog here is a malamute, not a Husky.

***********

Also it's even more impressive that this was a malamute since they like to basically eat any small prey including rat faced dogs like chihuahuas, which is why they are awesome.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 16, 2023 07:43 PM (VTu1l)

29 Leprechaun gonna be pissed!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2023 07:43 PM (anj39)

30 That lobster claw. gonna need a lot o butter.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 16, 2023 07:44 PM (AKw10)

31 That "homeless ranch" idiocy by Bill Walton shouldn't be willowed into oblivion.

Will there be roping and herding activities? Where you can pay your $20 and get on a horse and drive them 'dogies around?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2023 07:44 PM (OTzUX)

32

And just think, if we'd have built any new reservoirs in the past half century (population has quadrupled), we might actually have enough water to last us.

how much misery and danger to the residents could have been prevented with that measure and also clearing the undergrowth to minimize wildfires?

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2023 07:46 PM (Vwer9)

33 How the hell do you boil a lobster that big?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2023 07:46 PM (ZLI7S)

34 Young enough to heal. Try that at 50 or 60 and see how you come out.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent
—————

If you’ve made it to 50 or 60, you’re smart enough not to try.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

What do one of those bales weigh? 800-900 lbs or so? I've started to hold on to handrails when climbing up or going down stairs these days.

Why chance it?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2023 07:47 PM (qoGsy)

35 You could name the ranch Walton wants Spahn Ranch 2.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 16, 2023 07:48 PM (dwbgj)

36 I love how people casually drive through water on a road, assuming there is still actually road under all that water.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 16, 2023 07:48 PM (wxBA4)

37 The excursion? Hell no, f**k no, and just plain no.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 16, 2023 07:48 PM (VWp7G)

38 Allow me to be the asshole here by pointing out that the dog here is a malamute, not a Husky.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 16, 2023 07:42 PM (VTu1l)

The guy's channel is named My Mountain Husky, so that's probably where the confusion comes from. He's done a hundred videos pranking his dogs, which are 99% of the time completely on to whatever he's trying to pull. A costume doesn't matter to the dogs, who can smell him before he even shows up. I think his other dog is a husky.

https://youtu.be/A4hRFb3uLe4

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 16, 2023 07:48 PM (zB/T/)

39 'How the hell do you boil a lobster that big?'

Big pot.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2023 07:48 PM (uLr+K)

40 How the hell do you boil a lobster that big?

**************

inflatable hot tub

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 16, 2023 07:48 PM (VTu1l)

41 Scaling ridge lines? Never in a million years.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 16, 2023 07:49 PM (FVME7)

42 Don't be so cynical. The homeless are famously into the ranching lifestyle.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 16, 2023 07:49 PM (KFhLj)

43 Kid bale fail: at the very least, he's scratched up pretty good.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 16, 2023 07:49 PM (wxBA4)

44 That paragliding with couch seems like a very redneck thing to do, but only if it's a porch couch. With a cooler.
Posted by: kallisto

He brought most of the living room. There's a lamp, a footrest/hassock thing, a TV (which could have a soundbar, but it just has an advertising sign), and a backpack full of snacks. And maybe a parachute, but definitely snacks.

Posted by: mikeski at January 16, 2023 07:49 PM (P1f+c)

45 Geologists can regale the cretinous CA "leaders" (and most of the residents) with explanations of how the record shows 50, 100, and 500-year droughts - and that's just in recent (geological) history. And of course the ecology clearly indicates adaptation to drought as the main driver, and that implies a very long period of predominantly drought-like conditions (long in natural terms, not ridiculous meaningless human or human Scientific Era terms).

But of course with the return to medieval society and mentalities, this is unsurprising.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2023 07:49 PM (OTzUX)

46 >>What do one of those bales weigh? 800-900 lbs or so? I've started to hold on to handrails when climbing up or going down stairs these days.

>>Why chance it?

I've done some stupid things in my yute but even I know there isn't a white boy on the face of the earth that is jumping over that rolling ball of death.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2023 07:50 PM (ZLI7S)

47 On a military history note.

Drachinifel has a newer video on the Royal Navy's experimental flattop from the Great War, HMS Argus.

It seems the Royal Navy was planning if the war had dragged on into 1919 to build a carrier striking force to attack the Imperial German Navy at Kiel.

Which would have predated Taranto and Pearl Harbor by a few decades.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 16, 2023 07:50 PM (AKw10)

48 Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 16, 2023 07:36 PM (zB/T/)

Two frames of a surveillance video camera merged.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 16, 2023 07:50 PM (oHd/0)

49 'How the hell do you boil a lobster that big?'

In a few years he will boil in the ocean !!!

Posted by: Greta at January 16, 2023 07:50 PM (dwbgj)

50 35 You could name the ranch Walton wants Spahn Ranch 2.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

Great idea! What could go wrong?

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2023 07:50 PM (sAmhv)

51 Scientific studies by experts show second hand gas stove exhaust kills thousands of children every year.
Or is it too early for that?
Posted by: Ripley at January 16, 2023 07:37 PM (PTDkx)

I had a twelve year old die in my arms today from asthma. His last words were "make everyone understand the perils of fossil fuels and hydrocarbons." He was wheezing so badly.

I am still crying.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 16, 2023 07:51 PM (xhaym)

52 Kid bale fail: at the very least, he's scratched up pretty good.
Posted by: Blake

It could be worse. If he were a cartoon character, he'd get buried in the hay with just his head sticking out for the rest of the trip down the hill.

Posted by: mikeski at January 16, 2023 07:51 PM (P1f+c)

53 That dumb kid is lucky he went to the side. Big round bales are heavy.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 16, 2023 07:51 PM (3cGpq)

54 What the really mean by ranch is internment camp, which is definitely in California's wheelhouse.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 16, 2023 07:51 PM (KFhLj)

55 The guy's channel is named My Mountain Husky, so that's probably where the confusion comes from

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Oh those dogs are huskies, I meant the one with the parakeet I'm 99% certain is a malamute. Theyre distinguished by having a much bigger more muscular build, a fluffier, hairier appearance, and a more rounded fatter face with a slightly shorter snout. Differences between malamutes and huskies are somewhat somewhat akin to the differences between wolves and coyotes.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 16, 2023 07:51 PM (VTu1l)

56 I've done some stupid things in my yute but even I know there isn't a white boy on the face of the earth that is jumping over that rolling ball of death.

Posted by: JackStraw

It's a "cylinder"!

Posted by: callbacks at January 16, 2023 07:52 PM (P1f+c)

57 California has a history of internment camps - Manzanar.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 16, 2023 07:53 PM (AKw10)

58 He was wheezing so badly.

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When they did the autopsy did his lungs look like a walnut?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 16, 2023 07:53 PM (VTu1l)

59 That lobster claw. gonna need a lot o butter.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 16, 2023 07:44 PM (AKw10)
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Anybody seen Zoidberg lately?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 16, 2023 07:53 PM (BpYfr)

60 The Matilda recut is phenomenal.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 16, 2023 07:53 PM (VWp7G)

61 Cooking shrimp, Japanese style:

https://tinyurl.com/5d7xvcb6

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 16, 2023 07:54 PM (wxBA4)

62 Is there a further description for the color of that husky in the parrot vid?

Handsome doggo, though I was half expecting some chirp crooooooooning. Still, the 'whoa did you all hear that little squeak?' side eye was fun.

Posted by: micky at January 16, 2023 07:54 PM (3byMq)

63 The "flood warning" messages on weather sites from NOAA or whoever always have hilarious advisories about not driving into deep moving water (ya think?).

Not to be outdone, I believe the big digital info signs on the freeways (built to provide traffic info, used almost exclusively for idiotic state propaganda, such as during The Great Idiocy) recently had, during a rainy day, "Lights On, Wipers On". Hilarious.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2023 07:54 PM (OTzUX)

64 Scientific studies by experts show second hand gas stove exhaust kills thousands of children every year.

-
Is there a vaccine?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 16, 2023 07:54 PM (FVME7)

65 Maybe I'm a terrible human being, but the hay bale video has me in stitches. Maybe has him in stitches too.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 16, 2023 07:54 PM (KFhLj)

66 Bats! We have bats!!! O frabjous day!!!!!

Muchas gracias, Chuy!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2023 07:54 PM (a3Q+t)

67 >>60 The Matilda recut is phenomenal.

i'm watching a video about how to do the girl's dance as she's coming down the hall.

Posted by: ace at January 16, 2023 07:55 PM (C1Zwz)

68 How the hell do you boil a lobster that big?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2023 07:46 PM (ZLI7S)

This gal does mukbang with giant everything. You could easily boil it in commercial crab pots - back in the olden days here in the SF Bay Area there used to be fish markets that boiled dozens of crabs at once in front of the shop, the pots were big enough to boil a few people in. There might still be something like that somewhere on Fisherman's Wharf, but good old Race Street Fish & Poultry folded their markets years ago.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 16, 2023 07:55 PM (zB/T/)

69 Look, we all want a roll in the hay.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 16, 2023 07:55 PM (FVME7)

70 One wonders what the Plan B was when the driver starts feeling the tires losing traction with the road and the vehicle starts moving towards the edge. Screaming like a little girl is probably involved. What a pack of morons.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 16, 2023 07:56 PM (eOEVl)

71 Oh yeah the flying frying air cannon shrimp, now that is a classic.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 16, 2023 07:56 PM (AKw10)

72 Kid bale fail: at the very least, he's scratched up pretty good.
Posted by: Blake

It could be worse. If he were a cartoon character, he'd get buried in the hay with just his head sticking out for the rest of the trip down the hill.
Posted by: mikeski at January 16, 2023 07:51 PM (P1f+c)
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Probably had the wind knocked out of him and some bruising, but otherwise will recover. I had a couple of similar mishaps when I was his age with no real damage done...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 16, 2023 07:56 PM (BpYfr)

73 65 Maybe I'm a terrible human being, but the hay bale video has me in stitches. Maybe has him in stitches too.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 16, 2023 07:54 PM (KFhLj)

I laughed as well. He's only gonna do that once.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 16, 2023 07:56 PM (XEl8M)

74 Whoops!
Forgot to post link of this gal eating gigantic lobster (extended version).

https://youtu.be/vU4q8qooSv0

She's also got a huge king crab in one video.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 16, 2023 07:56 PM (zB/T/)

75 Okay, raise your hand if you would have take the hay bale challenge as a yoot:

*Raises hand*

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 16, 2023 07:56 PM (wxBA4)

76 How the hell do you boil a lobster that big?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2023 07:46 PM (ZLI7S)
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Sous vide in a body bag?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 16, 2023 07:57 PM (BpYfr)

77 We have bat sign!

Posted by: blaster at January 16, 2023 07:57 PM (pwExq)

78 The narrowest road I was ever on was in Corfu (A Greek Island). I was on a huge bus full of people going up a 'road'. Goat path mostly. A huge dump truck was coming down the same road. Steep cliff to the right and wall of rock on the left. I still haven't figured out the physics, but we passed each other, and the bus didn't fall down in the Med in a fiery explosion.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2023 07:58 PM (sAmhv)

79 Allow me to be the asshole here by pointing out that the dog here is a malamute, not a Husky.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 16, 2023 07:42 PM

Ahem. Pointing things out is my job.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 16, 2023 07:58 PM (a3Q+t)

80 Cooking shrimp, Japanese style:
https://tinyurl.com/5d7xvcb6
Posted by: Blake

I bet I know what video that is!

* click *

Yup!

Posted by: mikeski needs a shotgun "shell" joke for this at January 16, 2023 07:58 PM (P1f+c)

81 Time I would have loved those Hawaiian mountains, maybe still would

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2023 07:58 PM (xhxe8)

82 >>>The ultimate showdown: Husky vs. Parrot.

Two different types of critters that can be very annoying. Tough to know who to root for ahead of time.

But, for some reason, dogs and cats almost always back down from parrots.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 16, 2023 07:59 PM (gv7Yb)

83 >>This gal does mukbang with giant everything. You could easily boil it in commercial crab pots - back in the olden days here in the SF Bay Area there used to be fish markets that boiled dozens of crabs at once in front of the shop, the pots were big enough to boil a few people in. There might still be something like that somewhere on Fisherman's Wharf, but good old Race Street Fish & Poultry folded their markets years ago.

But the screams, Clarice.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2023 08:00 PM (ZLI7S)

84 "One wonders what the Plan B was when the driver starts feeling the tires losing traction with the road and the vehicle starts moving towards the edge. Screaming like a little girl is probably involved. What a pack of morons.
Posted by: Archimedes"

I wonder, at what point does the driver say "nope, not driving thru THAT!".

Posted by: fd at January 16, 2023 08:00 PM (iayUP)

85 Shut up, Wesley!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2023 08:00 PM (uLr+K)

86 Winner here:

Peel Regional Police @PeelPolice · 20h
We received a 9-1-1 Call from a citizen wishing to complain about the emergency lights at an active scene.

We understand the lights are bright, but they are necessary.

Please keep the valuable 9-1-1 resources for those who need it most.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 16, 2023 08:00 PM (Vwz3I)

87 I've had a few cats that were very talky. You could meow at them or just speak English, and they would respond with all kinds of kittuh noises.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2023 08:02 PM (sAmhv)

88 I wonder, at what point does the driver say "nope, not driving thru THAT!".
Posted by: fd

0.7 seconds after beginning free-fall.

Posted by: mikeski at January 16, 2023 08:02 PM (P1f+c)

89 Yup!
Posted by: mikeski needs a shotgun "shell" joke for this at January 16, 2023 07:58 PM (P1f+c)
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I've watched it many times over the years. Still makes me laugh.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 16, 2023 08:03 PM (wxBA4)

90 Climbing ridge lines in Hawai'i is no biggie.

Did it all the time as a kid.

Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 08:03 PM (tizKA)

91 But the screams, Clarice.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2023 08:00 PM (ZLI7S)[/i\

You laugh but one year at the family camping weekend we caught a mess of crawdads, and my aunt tipped them into not nearly enough boiling water

Posted by: Kindltot at January 16, 2023 08:03 PM (xhaym)

92 BTW thats a parakeet, not a parrot

goddamned animacists out in force today in the threads

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 16, 2023 08:03 PM (VTu1l)

93 Guy pranks husky in a wolf costume 3 years ago - 40 million views

By the time guy pranks husky in a cat costume last year, he has a girlfriend.

Clearly, I'm doing something wrong in my life.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 16, 2023 08:04 PM (XEl8M)

94 I think you get those crab claws at achínese lab.

Posted by: Piper at January 16, 2023 08:04 PM (ZdaMQ)

95 waterfall video - if that water was a few inches deeper, that vehicle would have gone right over the edge. From the shots at the end of the video, it looks like it's some transport with some asian types hanging all over it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2023 08:04 PM (r46W7)

96 Choo choo, motherf***er.

Posted by: Parrot on a Train at January 16, 2023 08:04 PM (wxBA4)

97 GO COWS!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 16, 2023 08:05 PM (U2p+3)

98 So, you're thinking about jumping bail...

Posted by: Lord Comey at January 16, 2023 08:05 PM (Er3sM)

99 Yeah, I'm sure he has that furry costume for "pranking the dog."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 16, 2023 08:05 PM (KFhLj)

100 86 Winner here:

Peel Regional Police @PeelPolice · 20h
We received a 9-1-1 Call from a citizen wishing to complain about the emergency lights at an active scene.

Posted by: andycanuck

I used to work at a property management company. An elderly busybody called to complain that the squad had been idling outside her home at three in the morning, for hours, and she wanted me to call them and tell them not to.

I took the high road and told her if she had an emergency herself, I hoped the squad would be there for as long as she needed.

Posted by: April - Dash my lace wigs! at January 16, 2023 08:05 PM (OX9vb)

101 "You laugh but one year at the family camping weekend we caught a mess of crawdads, and my aunt tipped them into not nearly enough boiling water
Posted by: Kindltot"

I heard about that! Where The Crawdads Scream. Didn't they make a movie or something?

Posted by: fd at January 16, 2023 08:05 PM (iayUP)

102 @85 beat me to it (shakes fist)

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 16, 2023 08:05 PM (bOUhi)

103 Shut up, Wesley!

**************

One of the greatest moments in twitter history was when Legos released a Star Trek set with the lego toy with a crying face being wesley crusher and wil wheatons reaction to it

lolz

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 16, 2023 08:06 PM (VTu1l)

104 would have gone right over the edge. From the shots at the end of the video, it looks like it's some transport with some asian types hanging all over it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2023 08:04 PM (r46W7)
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Nah, they just open the doors and let the water run through the vehicle, so it doesn't float!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 16, 2023 08:06 PM (wxBA4)

105 James Lindsay: Drag Queens Are Filling the Vacuum of Male Role Models

https://youtu.be/2niEbEnONwg

Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 08:06 PM (tizKA)

106 Hold the phone, I’ve got a gender studies major trying to deliver my pizza. What part of “no contact delivery” are you confused about? Just leave it on the porch and go away.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at January 16, 2023 08:06 PM (9X60i)

107 Matilda revolting children is....disturbing.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2023 08:07 PM (0OP+5)

108 Dragula by Rob Zombie is a classic. His movies meh

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 16, 2023 08:08 PM (bOUhi)

109 SMH, thanks for letting me know there's someone named James Lindsey out who's opinion I safely can ignore.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 16, 2023 08:09 PM (wxBA4)

110 67
Posted by: ace at

Video of you doing this, please. Paper bag on the head optional.

(As Ace thinks “sure, little nobody. Hold that breath”

Posted by: Piper at January 16, 2023 08:09 PM (ZdaMQ)

111 Paraglider lost his shoes.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 16, 2023 08:10 PM (3ImbR)

112 Turn around - don't drown.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2023 08:11 PM (63Dwl)

113 Ok Cowboys, get your shit together please.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2023 08:11 PM (u73oe)

114 This is a road. It's completely flooded by what I guess is powerful snowmelt coming down the mountain in an unscheduled waterfall.

And an SUV or a Landrover or something is trying to drive on it.

Quite the excursion... pic.twitter.com/hJILvkhWQz

- Weird and Terrifying (@weirdterrifying) January 16, 2023

Is this the bus to Cartagena?!

Posted by: Joan Wilder at January 16, 2023 08:12 PM (llON8)

115 Hiked to the top of Diamondhead one time SMH does that count for anything?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 16, 2023 08:12 PM (AKw10)

116 Japanese commercials, how weird can they get?

https://youtu.be/VQ3I23b1OyI

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 16, 2023 08:13 PM (AKw10)

117 104 would have gone right over the edge. From the shots at the end of the video, it looks like it's some transport with some asian types hanging all over it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2023 08:04 PM (r46W7)----

Nah, they just open the doors and let the water run through the vehicle, so it doesn't float!
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 16, 2023 08:06 PM
I thought it was going to be an extreme kayaking video.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2023 08:14 PM (0OP+5)

118 Is this the bus to Cartagena?!
Posted by: Joan Wilder at January 16, 2023 08:12 PM (llON

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Oh, great Romancing the Stone reference!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 16, 2023 08:14 PM (wxBA4)

119 109 SMH, thanks for letting me know there's someone named James Lindsey out who's opinion I safely can ignore.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 16, 2023 08:09 PM (wxBA4

It was a lament, not a boast...

Posted by: April - Dash my lace wigs! at January 16, 2023 08:15 PM (OX9vb)

120 I will vote for the "homeless ranch" if and only if it is located on Martha's Vineyard and none of the current year-round residents are allowed to leave. Ever.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 16, 2023 08:15 PM (llON8)

121 I heard about that! Where The Crawdads Scream. Didn't they make a movie or something?
Posted by: fd

Anime, actually.

Higurashi no Naku Koro ni. "When the Cicadas Cry."

Posted by: mikeski at January 16, 2023 08:16 PM (P1f+c)

122 Japanese commercials, how weird can they get?

https://youtu.be/VQ3I23b1OyI
Posted by: Anna Puma

Nuked too much or not enough?

Posted by: Infidel at January 16, 2023 08:16 PM (ZEa+g)

123 Can't stop laughing. And this little girl is so cute:

https://twitter.com/AmieWohrer/status/
1615119042838401033

Posted by: IrishEi at January 16, 2023 08:19 PM (3ImbR)

124 Are Japanese commercials weird? Yep. Are they entertaining? From what I saw, yep.

If advertisers in America would follow their example, I'd watch regular tv for the ads.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 16, 2023 08:19 PM (wxBA4)

125 Japanese commercials, how weird can they get?
https://youtu.be/VQ3I23b1OyI
Posted by: Anna Puma

The woman being mobbed by the lemons? Have that one washed and brought to my tent.

Actually, just brought to my tent. Lemon-flavored is fine.

Posted by: mikeski at January 16, 2023 08:20 PM (P1f+c)

126 That big goofy stoner redhead, Bill Walton, is part of the problem. He wants to put homeless Americans in camps but he's okay with foreign nationals partying and fornicating and trashing $500 a night hotel rooms.

Posted by: Lord Comey at January 16, 2023 08:20 PM (Er3sM)

127 James Lindsay was one of the three authors that wrote a bunch of insane Studies paper, like the one about homosexual dog parks, and got them through the peer review process

Posted by: Kindltot at January 16, 2023 08:20 PM (xhaym)

128 I took a cruise to Alaska during the WC some time ago, so this is July ish. Got off the boat in Juneau and went for a hike up the hill after taking a cable car ride up. I stopped going up when the fog turned to blinding snow. Ran down the hill to keep warm.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 16, 2023 08:21 PM (Eeb9P)

129 SMH, at least it was James and not Hal.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 16, 2023 08:22 PM (wxBA4)

130 Commercial at the 9 minute mark...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 16, 2023 08:23 PM (AKw10)

131 hola chamucos y chamucas y chuy

Posted by: esteban jo at January 16, 2023 08:23 PM (vD+o9)

132 >>> 128 I took a cruise to Alaska during the WC some time ago, so this is July ish. Got off the boat in Juneau and went for a hike up the hill after taking a cable car ride up. I stopped going up when the fog turned to blinding snow. Ran down the hill to keep warm.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 16, 2023 08:21 PM (Eeb9P)

It must not have been the 4th of July, since it was still winter.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 16, 2023 08:23 PM (llON8)

133 78 The narrowest road I was ever on was in Corfu (A Greek Island). I was on a huge bus full of people going up a 'road'. Goat path mostly. A huge dump truck was coming down the same road. Steep cliff to the right and wall of rock on the left. I still haven't figured out the physics, but we passed each other, and the bus didn't fall down in the Med in a fiery explosion.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2023 07:58 PM (sAmhv)

There's a "road" coming up out of the New River Gorge pull out.

Not for the faint of heart...and not for school buses trying to do a 3 point turn.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 16, 2023 08:25 PM (CCSxw)

134 Japanese are weird but at least from what I saw not pushing trannies

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2023 08:25 PM (xhxe8)

135 Japanese commercials, how weird can they get?

https://youtu.be/VQ3I23b1OyI

That's more entertaining than anything on Western television these days.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 16, 2023 08:25 PM (KFhLj)

136 I want Brady to lose first, then, the cowboys can crash and burn in SF. But, either way works

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 16, 2023 08:26 PM (Eeb9P)

137 this game is HILARIOUS so far

Posted by: BlackOrchidthenotsinger at January 16, 2023 08:26 PM (w0NJk)

138 Yep.

https://tinyurl.com/nnkczsuu

Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 08:29 PM (tizKA)

139 I did not know that Tommy Lee Jones was a thing in Japan. It seems kind of random.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 16, 2023 08:29 PM (eOEVl)

140 137 this game is HILARIOUS so far
Posted by: BlackOrchidthenotsinger at January 16, 2023 08:26 PM (w0NJk)

This many incomplete passes, it's going to go past midnight EST.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 16, 2023 08:30 PM (XEl8M)

141 lol Brady looking like he's a nervous rookie so far

Posted by: BlackOrchidthenotsinger at January 16, 2023 08:31 PM (w0NJk)

142 paragliding with couch

The failure mode is the couch fucks you.

Posted by: TheChicken at January 16, 2023 08:32 PM (FhXTo)

143 No idea what football game is on and heard no scores from yesterday. You can live in a bubble
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2023 08:32 PM (xhxe8)

144 121 I heard about that! Where The Crawdads Scream. Didn't they make a movie or something?
Posted by: fd

Anime, actually.

Higurashi no Naku Koro ni. "When the Cicadas Cry."
Posted by: mikeski at January 16, 2023 08:16 PM (P1f+c)

Wasn't that a Prince song?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2023 08:33 PM (r46W7)

145 did not know that Tommy Lee Jones was a thing in Japan. It seems kind of random.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 16, 2023 08:29 PM (eOEVl)
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Maybe Tommy Lee as MacArthur in "Emperor" was an accurate portrayal of Japan post WWII and that's why Tommy Lee Jones is a thing.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 16, 2023 08:33 PM (wxBA4)

146 I watch a fair amount of Japanese TV on Netflix, and have concluded that they eat even more crap than we do.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 16, 2023 08:33 PM (eOEVl)

147 Netflix.

https://tinyurl.com/3udt9eyt

Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 08:34 PM (tizKA)

148 at the grocers today, worker hauls out dolly full of eggs

old man asks worker "where's your security detail ?"

Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 08:34 PM (us2H3)

149 old man asks worker "where's your security detail ?"
Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 08:34 PM (us2H3)
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And that old man was you?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 16, 2023 08:35 PM (wxBA4)

150 Yesterday, a guy drove by the house in an ATV with a snow blade. He was wearing shorts and a hoodie and drinking a beverege of some sort. I'm sure there was a story there.

Had a nice visit with Mr and Mrs Salty in Abilene today. All the antique stores were checked for suspicious items and we managed to lose Bob from NSA.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 16, 2023 08:37 PM (4IUUf)

151 And that old man was you?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 16, 2023 08:35 PM (wxBA4)

I fucking wish

Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 08:38 PM (us2H3)

152 100 Japanese maids make a pancake breakfast

https://youtu.be/FS6jhEZY9V0

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 16, 2023 08:40 PM (AKw10)

153 at the grocers today, worker hauls out dolly full of eggs

old man asks worker "where's your security detail ?"
Posted by: REDACTED

"If you can't see the sniper, don't try anything."

Posted by: mikeski at January 16, 2023 08:41 PM (P1f+c)

154 I'm so old, I can remember a time when a half dozen eggs cost less than 4 bucks.

Posted by: CppThis at January 16, 2023 08:41 PM (PZvjL)

155 Heck, I'm so old I can remember buying the said half dozen eggs for 99 cents at midrange grocery stores in the very expensive Twin Cities suburbs in the mid 2010s.

Posted by: CppThis at January 16, 2023 08:42 PM (PZvjL)

156 Aloha and Shalom, fellow morons. But not Hola. That's gay.

Posted by: a.moron at January 16, 2023 08:43 PM (F6Xpw)

157 the 100 maids commercial: clever.

Which is why something like it will never happen here.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 16, 2023 08:44 PM (mAoTg)

158 Bought a doz eggs the other day. 2.69

Posted by: Infidel at January 16, 2023 08:44 PM (ZEa+g)

159 Had a nice visit with Mr and Mrs Salty in Abilene today. All the antique stores were checked for suspicious items and we managed to lose Bob from NSA.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 16, 2023 08:37 PM (4IUUf)

;-)

Posted by: Bob. From...well, you know at January 16, 2023 08:44 PM (anj39)

160 Heck, I'm so old I can remember buying the said half dozen eggs for 99 cents at midrange grocery stores in the very expensive Twin Cities suburbs in the mid 2010s.
Posted by: CppThis
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I can remember $1.88/doz. two months ago.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2023 08:45 PM (wAqo5)

161 That paragliding with couches was on Chive TV at the local bar.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2023 08:46 PM (tkR6S)

162 I can remember $1.88/doz. two months ago.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2023 08:45 PM (wAqo5)
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I remember $7 gal gasline in CA two months ago.....oh wait, I'm not doing this right...

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 16, 2023 08:48 PM (x33SR)

163 I can remember $1.88/doz. two months ago.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2023 08:45 PM (wAqo5)
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I remember $7 gal gasline in CA two months ago.....oh wait, I'm not doing this right...
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 16, 2023 08:48 PM (x33SR)
***

I remember going to black churches right after that thing...you know.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2023 08:51 PM (anj39)

164 94 I think you get those crab claws at achínese lab.
Posted by: Piper at January 16, 2023 08:04 PM (ZdaMQ)

Those are space crabs. Funny story how I found that out. I'm about 12 Romulan ales under when Spock decides we need to go to the nudie bar, for some weird Logical reason, like he's fooling anybody with that shit. And then...

Posted by: James T Kirk at January 16, 2023 08:51 PM (cupoy)

165 Last May Biden hired Richard Sauber as his "special counsel to the president". Didn't get a lot of coverage at the time. He's the guy leading the great document search which somehow Biden is being allowed to do instead of the FBI.

His firm also was counsel for Marie Yovanovitch during her impeachment testimony against Trump. She is the former Ambassador to Ukraine.

Small town, DC.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2023 08:52 PM (ZLI7S)

166 78 The narrowest road I was ever on was in Corfu (A Greek Island). I was on a huge bus full of people going up a 'road'. Goat path mostly. A huge dump truck was coming down the same road. Steep cliff to the right and wall of rock on the left. I still haven't figured out the physics, but we passed each other, and the bus didn't fall down in the Med in a fiery explosion.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2023 07:58 PM (sAmhv)
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I had a similar experience except it was a proper 2-lane road, with almost a vertical wall going up on one side and a sheer drop of 100s to 1000s of feet on the other. This was a bus ride from Rome to Teramo, which is on the Adriatic side of the Apennines. The driver drove way too fast for me but no one else seemed concerned .... but then if you've driven in Italy .... wait ... it's tame compared to Turkey.

Posted by: Ciampino has no mountain goat genes at January 16, 2023 08:52 PM (qfLjt)

167 About a year ago, I posted that Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here was an amazing album. Someone replied that I really should listen to Echoes.

Whoever said that is dead on. My goodness I'd Echoes a great song.

Posted by: 496 at January 16, 2023 08:53 PM (LNdCt)

168 when I was a kid, Dallas had one self serve gas station, next to the Buckner drive in theater

kinda remember it was 25 cents per gallon

Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 08:54 PM (us2H3)

169 Back later.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 16, 2023 08:55 PM (x33SR)

170 What Does It Mean!?!?

Posted by: Bewildered Lightning Rainbow Hippie at January 16, 2023 08:55 PM (SYTee)

171 33 How the hell do you boil a lobster that big?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2023 07:46 PM (ZLI7S)
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Borrow the cauldron from the Cannibals once the missionary is done.

Posted by: Ciampino - are captured explorers cooked in the missionary position? at January 16, 2023 08:56 PM (qfLjt)

172 Back in my day...

https://tinyurl.com/27m7eymb

Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 08:57 PM (tizKA)

173 Biden has just hired Bob Bauer for his lawyer

Bauer sits at the big table, along with his wife, Anita Dunne, Cass Sunstein and his wife, Samantha Power, Susan Rice, the Obamas, ValJar, where all the big dim decisions are made

Bauer brought us, among other things, Blassey Ford

Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 08:57 PM (us2H3)

174 >>> 172 Back in my day...

https://tinyurl.com/27m7eymb
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 08:57 PM (tizKA)

LOL

I remember those times!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 16, 2023 08:58 PM (llON8)

175 Utah and Colorado has some seriously disturbing "roads" if you're a flatlander. Schaefer Trail is a good one. Colorado has Black Canyon or something like that. Bad Day if you roll on that one.

There's a road going out of Moab into the La Sals, nice and twisty turny. I went up one spring in my 4WD, good brakes, tires fair. As I gained elevation it got colder of course. Summer like temperatures gave way to spring like temps. Then I went around a switch back to a north facing slope and it was like Winter. All the trees are absolutely frost encrusted, ice everywhere. Road is pure ice skating rink. I stop. Put the brake on. Smoke a cigarette. Oh F&@$!!

Pucker factor high. I can see for a gazillion miles, and I imagine my truck sliding off the mountain and rolling. Have you ever turned around on a narrow two lane on ice? I moved about 2 millimeters at a time, turn wheel 3 millimeters. Etc. After about 15 minutes got turned around and headed back down.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 16, 2023 08:58 PM (g02KG)

176 Last May Biden hired Richard Sauber as his "special counsel to the president". Didn't get a lot of coverage at the time. He's the guy leading the great document search which somehow Biden is being allowed to do instead of the FBI.

His firm also was counsel for Marie Yovanovitch during her impeachment testimony against Trump. She is the former Ambassador to Ukraine.

Small town, DC.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2023 08:52 PM (ZLI7S)
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In DC, everybody is -- that is, has slept with someone else -- within Six Degrees of Hunter Biden.

Hollywood for ugly people, indeed ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 16, 2023 08:59 PM (BRmwW)

177 That paraglider video is terrifying. And I've done 7 static line jumps.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2023 08:59 PM (KAi1n)

178 I'm looking for the beach friends.

Posted by: Bob Bauer at January 16, 2023 09:00 PM (Xrfse)

179 name field test

Posted by: Did you know you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 16, 2023 09:01 PM (Kt1w/)

180 >>>How the hell do you boil a lobster that big?

>Make a big ass grill out of a 55 gallon drum and chunk of expanded metal. Butter. lemon.

Posted by: Lord Comey at January 16, 2023 09:02 PM (Er3sM)

181 turn the hot tub up

Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 09:05 PM (us2H3)

182 152 100 Japanese maids make a pancake breakfast

https://youtu.be/FS6jhEZY9V0
== = =

You had me at 100 Japanese Maids!

Posted by: WhitePunk at January 16, 2023 09:05 PM (sZZ0o)

183 It seems the Royal Navy was planning if the war had dragged on into 1919 to build a carrier striking force to attack the Imperial German Navy at Kiel.
Which would have predated Taranto and Pearl Harbor by a few decades.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Logistics....

Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2023 09:06 PM (KAi1n)

184 The whole Biden docs thing reeks of infighting on the left and a government-media complex that does what it's told. It's just such a nothingburger compared to things like the Twitter Files and the international corruption that set Ukraine on fire. Maybe late stage TDS thinking that if they purge a guy they want gone anyway for doing something vaguely similar to something that OrangeManBad did, that somehow makes him go to jail forever for the original sin of getting in Comrade Hillary's way.

Posted by: CppThis at January 16, 2023 09:06 PM (PZvjL)

185 167 About a year ago, I posted that Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here was an amazing album. Someone replied that I really should listen to Echoes.

Whoever said that is dead on. My goodness I'd Echoes a great song.
= = =
True, true

Posted by: WhitePunk at January 16, 2023 09:07 PM (sZZ0o)

186 has the MSM given up the hope for the Santos scalp ?

Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 09:07 PM (us2H3)

187 Docs? What docs? I thought I already sold them all!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 16, 2023 09:08 PM (SYTee)

188 Japanese maids make a pancake breakfast

Made okonomiyaki (surimi cabbage pancake) Sunday.
Don't tell CBD I put maple syrup in the sauce.

Posted by: TheChicken at January 16, 2023 09:08 PM (FhXTo)

189 I once killed three men in a bar with a fucking pencil.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 16, 2023 09:09 PM (JskL+)

190 The Chinese New Year is next Sunday. Also, Venus and Saturn will be very close (but I can't tell if it's a conjunction and I'm too lazy to look it up right now) that evening. Try looking WSW around 6pm local for a view with the (very) new moon.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 16, 2023 09:09 PM (llON8)

191 14 Scientific studies by experts show second hand gas stove exhaust kills thousands of children every year.

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It literally turns their tiny lungs into walnuts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 16, 2023 09:10 PM (Qzn2/)

192 Wile E. Coyote does a better pinwheel when he gets rolled by a hay bale.

Posted by: Roy at January 16, 2023 09:12 PM (Pj9mr)

193 @188 It would be culturally expanding, which is good, which is bad, which is good!

Posted by: WhitePunk at January 16, 2023 09:13 PM (sZZ0o)

194 179 name field test
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Raysis.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 16, 2023 09:13 PM (sWM8x)

195 *waves to Helena*

Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 09:13 PM (tizKA)

196 It's a Rick n Morty thing

Posted by: WhitePunk at January 16, 2023 09:14 PM (sZZ0o)

197 I might turn the game on cuz it might be Brady's last

Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 09:14 PM (us2H3)

198 Oh jinkies!

The Velma sh1t-show just maybe getting worse...

Rumors are out there that there will be a character named Scoobi appearing later in the series. Scoobi is reported to be a black woman.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 16, 2023 09:14 PM (AKw10)

199 >>The whole Biden docs thing reeks of infighting on the left and a government-media complex that does what it's told. It's just such a nothingburger compared to things like the Twitter Files and the international corruption that set Ukraine on fire. Maybe late stage TDS thinking that if they purge a guy they want gone anyway for doing something vaguely similar to something that OrangeManBad did, that somehow makes him go to jail forever for the original sin of getting in Comrade Hillary's way.

Everything you mentioned is related. Ukraine was at the heart of the entire Russia collusion hoax.

The permanent government in DC ran the coup in Ukraine in 2014. This might sound like old news here but almost nobody in the country knows this. They have no idea what the deep state and the uniparty has really been doing and those who have even heard snippets of it think it's a crazy right wing conspiracy theory. It's not. All of this stuff is connected to keep the country in the dark about what's really been going on.

Joe is an idiot and a loose thread they can't afford to have pulled.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2023 09:15 PM (ZLI7S)

200 Iyi Aksamlar, All.

Or Dobry Vecher.

Depending on your language of choice, Turkish or Russian.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2023 09:15 PM (atmen)

201 I once killed three men in a bar with a fucking pencil.

Couldn't just use a regular pencil like everybody else?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2023 09:15 PM (Bd6X8)

202 Rumors are out there that there will be a character named Scoobi appearing later in the series. Scoobi is reported to be a black woman.

Depending on what angle they draw it at, eating a Scoobi snack could be R or X rated.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2023 09:17 PM (Bd6X8)

203 @197

so far very bucs-like "we're the bucs and we really are just going through the motions". Yay, us.

Posted by: micky at January 16, 2023 09:17 PM (3byMq)

204 My meat can't be beat!

Posted by: Sam the Butcher at January 16, 2023 09:17 PM (8ocB+)

205 So, they made a Velma movie, but not a Daphne movie?

I am disappointed:

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2023 09:17 PM (atmen)

206 189 I once killed three men in a bar with a fucking pencil.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 16, 2023 09:09 PM (JskL+)

you've killed thousands, if not millions, with your fucking pen

Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 09:18 PM (us2H3)

207 Bill Maher really sucks at extra points. Wasn't aware he kicked for the Cowboys.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 16, 2023 09:18 PM (Xrfse)

208 Wait, it's January, so it must be sportsball playoff time.

Huh.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 16, 2023 09:19 PM (llON8)

209 White millennials will make a black woman play the role of a low-IQ dog with a speech impediment and addiction problem.

Alrighty then.

Posted by: Did you know you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 16, 2023 09:19 PM (Kt1w/)

210 a loose thread they can't afford to have pulled.

Joe's a pull string doll that spits nonsense.

They're showing off not hiding.

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2023 09:20 PM (FhXTo)

211
I once killed three men in a bar with a fucking pencil.

Couldn't just use a regular pencil like everybody else?
Posted by: Blanco Basura

He uses a number two pencil when the Metamucil doesn't work.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2023 09:21 PM (63Dwl)

212 In Velma, Daphne is half Chinese - with red hair - who is a drug dealer and has two moms...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 16, 2023 09:21 PM (AKw10)

213 Or even worse the dog is named in 'honor' of Scoobi...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 16, 2023 09:22 PM (AKw10)

214 Looks like it *is* a conjunction:
https://is.gd/sLBwEe

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 16, 2023 09:23 PM (llON8)

215 He uses a number two pencil when the Metamucil doesn't work.

I thought only accountants worked it out with a pencil.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2023 09:23 PM (Bd6X8)

216 Who's hotter, Velma or Daphne?

Posted by: Maryanne at January 16, 2023 09:24 PM (SYTee)

217 Made okonomiyaki (surimi cabbage pancake) Sunday.
Don't tell CBD I put maple syrup in the sauce.
Posted by: TheChicken at January 16, 2023 09:08 PM (FhXTo)
-----
Had the opportunity to visit Hiroshima for a couple of weeks some years ago. Okonomiyaki is the best thing in Japan, period. I've tried and failed to recreate it at home, and I've not found a restaurant that makes it anywhere near me.

Forget ramen, find an okonomiyaki joint.

Posted by: ballistic at January 16, 2023 09:24 PM (oXNqT)

218 When In Rome doesn't look anything like I thought they would based on the sound.
Never saw the video, but do remember the song as an OK thing. It's aged well.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 16, 2023 09:25 PM (FCbAQ)

219 216 Mmmmm….Daphne..:mmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2023 09:26 PM (atmen)

220 >>Joe's a pull string doll that spits nonsense.

>>They're showing off not hiding.

Think so? Next few weeks will show.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2023 09:27 PM (ZLI7S)

221 How's the snow Sr. Basura?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 16, 2023 09:29 PM (JskL+)

222 Apologies if this was covered, I've had less than great internet connection lately and found it amusing. Interesting after effects from the Golden Globes awards, perhaps the ultimate in pointless, arbitrary hand-me-a-trophy Hollyweird cultural masturbation:

1. Our heavily vaxxed, boosted, and proud of it infotainment overlords just put on a board certified Super Spreader Event. Oooops. I try not to poke fun at other people's medical misfortune, but after years of constant harassment over the thoughtcrime of mistrusting the same people that gave us Iraqi WMDs and AIDS hysteria all I got to say is: where is your science god now?

2. Ratings were so bad that NBC wants to dump the program. Go woke, go broke fellas. Even mainline entertainment reporters can't ignore how boring and lecture-y it was, or the lack of drunken hijinks that used to be the show's one redeeming grace.

Posted by: CppThis at January 16, 2023 09:29 PM (PZvjL)

223 Who's hotter, Velma or Daphne?
Posted by: Maryanne at January 16, 2023 09:24 PM (SYTee)

Sheesh!
Rookies.

Posted by: Jennie at January 16, 2023 09:29 PM (anj39)

224 Kid bale fail: at the very least, he's scratched up pretty good.

What was he thinking? "Hey, I'll just high-jump my height from a standing start"

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2023 09:29 PM (bt2PN)

225 Vewy quiet in here tonight.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 16, 2023 09:29 PM (Xrfse)

226 Joe said more stupid MLK speech crap that I missed earlier...

@Breaking911
POTUS: "We have to retrain cops. Why should you always shoot with deadly force? The fact is, if you need to use your weapon, you don't have to do that."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 16, 2023 09:31 PM (Vwz3I)

227 This game is like old soviet "we pretend to play they pretend to pay us".

Halftime speech better mention wood chippers. ha!

Posted by: micky at January 16, 2023 09:32 PM (3byMq)

228 Vewy quiet in here tonight.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 16, 2023 09:29 PM (Xrfse)

Too quiet.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2023 09:32 PM (anj39)

229 Too quiet.

Yes. Something is up...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 16, 2023 09:33 PM (Xrfse)

230 What I learned today. Bale of hay is spelled "bale".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 16, 2023 09:33 PM (FVME7)

231 3 missed XPs...if Tampa was any good, those missed points might matter...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 16, 2023 09:33 PM (exHjb)

232 Joe Biden is dumber than a bag of pubic hair.

Posted by: ballistic at January 16, 2023 09:33 PM (oXNqT)

233 Or even worse the dog is named in 'honor' of Scoobi...
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 16, 2023 09:22 PM

What's wrong with that? We named the dog Indiana.

Posted by: Henry Jones at January 16, 2023 09:33 PM (xttsV)

234 @Breaking911
POTUS: "We have to retrain cops. Why should you always shoot with deadly force? The fact is, if you need to use your weapon, you don't have to do that."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 16, 2023 09:31 PM (Vwz3I

If a perp is shooting at me, I try to just shoot them in the little toe.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2023 09:33 PM (5xURv)

235 If a perp is shooting at me, I try to just shoot them in the little toe.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
_

Okay, Eddie.

Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 09:34 PM (tizKA)

236 @Breaking911
POTUS: "We have to retrain cops. Why should you always shoot with deadly force? The fact is, if you need to use your weapon, you don't have to do that."
-------

Permanently cripple black men, cops!
- Joe Biden

Posted by: Did you know you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 16, 2023 09:35 PM (Kt1w/)

237 3 missed XPs.

Dude's got the yips.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 16, 2023 09:35 PM (Xrfse)

238 kinda surprised that the FBI hasn't raided every titty bar champagne room, looking for documents

how they got their start, no ?

Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 09:35 PM (us2H3)

239 You need to bring a door, hand it to the perp, then pop two blasts through the door aiming, blindly, for his knees. That's what Joey says to do.

Posted by: micky at January 16, 2023 09:36 PM (3byMq)

240 Here's a different site than the one I usually post; this one can show the sky for the past so if you're that nerdy you can check out what was visible when you were born (or not, if it was during daylight hours):
https://skyandtelescope.org /interactive-sky-chart/

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 16, 2023 09:37 PM (llON8)

241 How's the snow Sr. Basura?

About 500 to 1000 feet higher than my present elevation. Maybe tomorrow I'll see some. Been raining all day, so I did get out of watering the outside plants.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2023 09:37 PM (Bd6X8)

242 Rumors are out there that there will be a character named Scoobi appearing later in the series. Scoobi is reported to be a black woman.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 16, 2023 09:14 PM (AKw10)

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Just perfect

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 16, 2023 09:37 PM (Qzn2/)

243 If a perp is shooting at me, I try to just shoot them in the little toe.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

C'mon, man. If you're that accurate, just put a bullet back down the barrel of the perp's gun. I did that to Corn Pop. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: J. Robinette Biden at January 16, 2023 09:37 PM (P1f+c)

244 237 3 missed XPs.

Dude's got the yips.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 16, 2023 09:35 PM (Xrfse)

dunno

looks more like a chili dip to me

Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 09:38 PM (us2H3)

245 kinda surprised that the FBI hasn't raided every titty bar champagne room, looking for documents

how they got their start, no ?
Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 09:35 PM (us2H3)
***

Professional courtesy. That's where the Secret Service hangs out.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2023 09:38 PM (anj39)

246
The fact is, if you need to use your weapon, you don't have to do that.

Sho' nuff, Mister "Give 'Em Two Blasts With A Shotgun Through the Front Door".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2023 09:38 PM (pNxlR)

247 @Breaking911
POTUS: "We have to retrain cops. Why should you always shoot with deadly force? The fact is, if you need to use your weapon, you don't have to do that."
-------
Sounds great! Your Secret Service detail should lead the way!

Posted by: screaming in digital at January 16, 2023 09:38 PM (aBJcM)

248 3 missed XPs.

Dude's got the yips.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 16, 2023 09:35 PM (Xrfse)

dunno

looks more like a chili dip to me
Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 09:38 PM (us2H3)
***

I'm thinking trade in the off season.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2023 09:39 PM (anj39)

249 Sounds great! Your Secret Service detail should lead the way!
Posted by: screaming in digital
___

Concur.

Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 09:39 PM (tizKA)

250 @Breaking911
POTUS: "We have to retrain cops. Why should you always shoot with deadly force? The fact is, if you need to use your weapon, you don't have to do that."

Not just ignorant, proudly ignorant.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2023 09:39 PM (Bd6X8)

251 Watching Biden as he appears to be on the verge of being thrown under the bus is satisfying but the pulling of strings is going to be dicey. If as a lot of people suspect the mess involves China and/or Ukraine there could be others involved who don't want to be identified in this mess. Sounds conspiratorial but nothing surprises me anymore

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 16, 2023 09:40 PM (bOUhi)

252 230 What I learned today. Bale of hay is spelled "bale".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 16, 2023 09:33 PM (FVME7)

I'm going with "person who grew up in a city", Alex

fer da towsand

Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 09:40 PM (us2H3)

253 Not just ignorant, proudly ignorant.

Doesn't seem to bother them.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 16, 2023 09:42 PM (Xrfse)

254 This bucs head coach always looks like he's okay with this shit show. I hope if Brady wants to keep playing he waves buh-bye to these fucking losers.

As if the whole team suffers bigly from dilligaf. Safety's in cover 4 25 yards down field. Wow.

Posted by: micky at January 16, 2023 09:42 PM (3byMq)

255 1 Michael Malice, "Why You Should Take the White Pill":

https://tinyurl.com/ms5ednre
Posted by: All Hail Eris,
---------------------------

I take the white pill every day, and blues and some yellows and other one's too.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 16, 2023 09:43 PM (d/n5K)

256 I take the white pill every day, and blues and some yellows and other one's too.
__

Heh.

Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 09:43 PM (tizKA)

257 I have cooked a lobster that big. About a 15 pounder. They exist.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2023 09:44 PM (XIJ/X)

258 254 This bucs head coach always looks like he's okay with this shit show. I hope if Brady wants to keep playing he waves buh-bye to these fucking losers.

I think Brady has already figure out who he's playing with next year

girl with the melons

Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 09:44 PM (us2H3)

259 Yeah, I think they have zero shame. It's a zero sum game for them. Win at any cost.

They don't care if Biden is an ignorant mushroom. He's a mouthpiece. A puppet. The marionette is unnamed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2023 09:44 PM (5xURv)

260 Unless he drops in his drool and maybe even then
he will fill out his term.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 16, 2023 09:44 PM (d/n5K)

261 On the one hand, Tom Brady probably did the Tampa thing because he wanted to prove that he wasn't just the Patriots guy's sock puppet and had a lot of talent on his own, and might retire once he's successfully proven it with a couple of good non-Pats seasons.

On the other hand, even to non sportsball guys like me it's pretty obvious that football is Tom Brady's singular obsession and, like 70+ year old rockerboys and politicians I question whether he would ever willingly part with it.

Posted by: CppThis at January 16, 2023 09:46 PM (PZvjL)

262 ..Watching Biden as he appears to be on the verge of being thrown under the bus is satisfying but the pulling of strings is going to be dicey. If as a lot of people suspect the mess involves China and/or Ukraine there could be others involved who don't want to be identified in this mess. Sounds conspiratorial but nothing surprises me anymore. Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 16, 2023 09:40 PM (bOUhi)

Ever cut the cover off of one of the old fashioned (1960s?) golf balls? The ones with the gutta-percha core, and windings of about a thousand rubber bands between the core and the cover?

Releases the compression on all those rubber bands, and they *explode!* off of the core, with enough force to really sting, and litter a full living room with rubber scraps from corner to corner.

Graphic to illustrate what I want to see when "the string is pulled" on this admin and the deep state as a whole. Let it all unwind. Let's get it on. Let's get it all over with! *pops popcorn*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2023 09:46 PM (e6UQI)

263 I rode a lobster twice that size from Maine down to Delaware

and , to top it off, the sea was angry

Posted by: Brandon at January 16, 2023 09:47 PM (us2H3)

264 257 I have cooked a lobster that big. About a 15 pounder. They exist.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2023 09:44 PM (XIJ/X)

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You sure it wasn't a trilobite?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 16, 2023 09:47 PM (Qzn2/)

265 Saw a pic of the new play thing. Uh-huh. Go Tom. Guerrero will be *not* needed for upkeep. Gal pal looks like she's got the talent to um keep the moving parts clean.

Posted by: micky at January 16, 2023 09:47 PM (3byMq)

266 Moar butter.

Posted by: The Lobster at January 16, 2023 09:48 PM (Xrfse)

267 I'm betting FJB strokes out this weekend. Or gets in a car wreck...

Posted by: JQ at January 16, 2023 09:48 PM (o0Fxd)

268 Boots on the Ground...Jan. 16th...Economic reports are getting worse...More layoffs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL5pxAlBIns

Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 09:48 PM (tizKA)

269 Vewy quiet in here tonight.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 16, 2023 09:29 PM (Xrfse)

Too quiet.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2023 09:32 PM (

———-

In the distance, a lone coyote howled.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2023 09:49 PM (u73oe)

270 You sure it wasn't a trilobite?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 16, 2023 09:47 PM (Qzn2/)

hehe

Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 09:49 PM (us2H3)

271 Trouble is the bucs are pretty much the same crew as the last two years, but the thrill looks to be gone.

Well, 30 more minutes and Tom can double middle finger salute the crowd and his pathetic coaches.

Posted by: micky at January 16, 2023 09:50 PM (3byMq)

272 269 Vewy quiet in here tonight.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 16, 2023 09:29 PM (Xrfse)

Too quiet.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2023 09:32

In the distance, a lone coyote howled.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2023 09:49 PM (u73oe

And then the murders began.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2023 09:50 PM (5xURv)

273 I question whether he would ever willingly part with it.
Posted by: CppThis
---------------------

If he wants to beat Blanda's record he should practice place kicking.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 16, 2023 09:50 PM (d/n5K)

274 I was using butter in my shrimp Alfredo, until tonight. Because that's when I realized cooking the garlic and shallot in the grease from the bacon I'll now use forever was just fine. And then in comes the wine, and then the shrimp.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2023 09:52 PM (oINRc)

275
In the distance, a lone coyote howled.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

The chair was against the wall ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2023 09:52 PM (pNxlR)

276 You sure it wasn't a trilobite?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 16, 2023 09:47 PM (Qzn2/)

I wonder how they tasted?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2023 09:53 PM (XIJ/X)

277 You sure it wasn't a trilobite?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 16, 2023 09:47 PM (Qzn2/)

I wonder how they tasted?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2023 09:53 PM (XIJ/X)

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Like chicken.

Posted by: Ogg at January 16, 2023 09:54 PM (Qzn2/)

278 They will kill Biden when they determine the time is right. They'll say it was covid. He'll be a revered martyr.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2023 09:54 PM (SYTee)

279 Utah and Colorado has some seriously disturbing "roads" if you're a flatlander. Schaefer Trail is a good one. Colorado has Black Canyon or something like that. Bad Day if you roll on that one.

And Red Mtn Pass is no slouch.

Posted by: Infidel at January 16, 2023 09:54 PM (ZEa+g)

280 @when I was a kid my folks were part owners of a golf driving range. Used to think watching ba)s disintegrate was awesome. Good analogy regarding Biden but it could be ugly

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 16, 2023 09:54 PM (bOUhi)

281 I'd rather have a smaller lobster. They taste better.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2023 09:54 PM (oINRc)

282 On the other hand, even to non sportsball guys like me it's pretty obvious that football is Tom Brady's singular obsession and, like 70+ year old rockerboys and politicians I question whether he would ever willingly part with it.
Posted by: CppThis at January 16, 2023 09:46 PM (PZvjL)

He has taken a team with a losing record to the playoffs and his play so far reflects that. He may not want to part with it, but football will certainly part with him.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2023 09:55 PM (anj39)

283 It always comes back to me. Sigh.

Posted by: The Chicken at January 16, 2023 09:55 PM (Xrfse)

284 281 I'd rather have a smaller lobster. They taste better.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2023 09:54 PM (oINRc)

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It's not the meat, it's the motion.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 16, 2023 09:56 PM (Qzn2/)

285 274 I was using butter in my shrimp Alfredo, until tonight. Because that's when I realized cooking the garlic and shallot in the grease from the bacon I'll now use forever was just fine. And then in comes the wine, and then the shrimp.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2023 09:52 PM (oINRc)

when do I appear ?

Posted by: Heavy cream at January 16, 2023 09:56 PM (us2H3)

286 I don't believe they'll say FJB died of covid-- he's been vaxxed-- goes against their narrative.

Posted by: JQ at January 16, 2023 09:57 PM (o0Fxd)

287 I think bacon shrimp alfredo might be the least kosher substance on earth.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2023 09:57 PM (oINRc)

288 >>> 278 They will kill Biden when they determine the time is right. They'll say it was covid. He'll be a revered martyr.
Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2023 09:54 PM (SYTee)

Will they take out DOCTOR Jill and Hunter too?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 16, 2023 09:58 PM (llON8)

289 You sure it wasn't a trilobite?
Posted by: Cicero

I wonder how they tasted?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildoo

Something like Giant Isopod, I suppose.

https://tinyurl.com/46cnr5w2

Posted by: mikeski at January 16, 2023 09:58 PM (P1f+c)

290
SlowJoe will stumble pulling up his drawers after using the toilet, crack his soft-boiled skull on the sink, and expire.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2023 09:59 PM (pNxlR)

291 MSNBC is so desperate to make Joe appear smart

they are going back to the social distancing at the debate

Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 09:59 PM (us2H3)

292 >>> 286 I don't believe they'll say FJB died of covid-- he's been vaxxed-- goes against their narrative.
Posted by: JQ at January 16, 2023 09:57 PM (o0Fxd)

Good point.

"He was murdered by OrangeManBad!!!"

"Wasn't he in Florida when..."

"...with help from the Russians! Russian Collusion!! REEEEEE!!!"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 16, 2023 09:59 PM (llON8)

293 "Will they take out DOCTOR Jill and Hunter too?"

OK, maybe not covid.

Maybe they'll stick to the tried and true plane crash.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2023 09:59 PM (SYTee)

294 Something like Giant Isopod, I suppose.

--------

Ant?

I've eaten ants. Don't think so.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 16, 2023 09:59 PM (Qzn2/)

295 when do I appear ?
Posted by: Heavy cream at January 16, 2023 09:56 PM (us2H3)

After reducing for awhile, and about a minute after the shrimp. On low. On my GAS RANGE.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2023 09:59 PM (oINRc)

296 DOCTOR Jill and Hunter, the poor poor "bereaved family" will request everyone to respect their privacy at this difficult, oh so emotional time and *poof*

No more reportage on said persons. Not a smidgen.

Posted by: JQ at January 16, 2023 10:02 PM (o0Fxd)

297 From an earlier thread:
Ian Miles Cheong
@stillgray
Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee has introduced a House Bill to criminalize "conspiracy to commit white supremacy," which includes any criticism of non-white people that influences (such as something published or said online) someone who commits a hate crime.

I wonder if this is recursive. What if you post some criticism of a non-white person that influences someone else to post some criticism of non-white people? Etc.

Posted by: PG at January 16, 2023 10:02 PM (84jHt)

298 NOOD ONT

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 16, 2023 10:02 PM (llON8)

299 So much fun watching Brady get his poop pushed in.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2023 10:03 PM (ZLI7S)

300 Something like Giant Isopod, I suppose.

Ant?
I've eaten ants. Don't think so.
Posted by: Cicero

Not an ant. A big underwater version of a pill bug, woodlouse, roly-poly, or whatever they're called in your neck of the woods.

And they do eat them. Whole. In Japan, of course.

https://youtu.be/bo_QsDVF4Pk

Posted by: mikeski at January 16, 2023 10:04 PM (P1f+c)

301 I have not considered that this may be what nfl championship level looks like, so we don't have another died suddenly which wouldn't be prudent for our precious democracy...

Everything is absolute shit. BigD isn't exactly crisp, people wandering around uh, where do I line up again?

Posted by: micky at January 16, 2023 10:06 PM (3byMq)

302 place kicking is now racist.

Posted by: micky at January 16, 2023 10:07 PM (3byMq)

303 DU is indicating Social Security is going to be the next big topic...I'm sure Joe will be happy to shift focus! Especially to the topic of giving more money away!

The increases to Social Security based on percentages is cruelE I got a 79 dollar increase while some of you got up to 500 dollar increase. The food and shelter I must buy increases much more than a percentage. Each percentage increase for those who received 500 dollars or near that increases the next amount they will get...screw the poor and low income.

SS increases should be the same for everyone give EVERYONE same amount regardless!!!

People also need to start saving early when they are young, and unfortunately that should be taught in schools

When one cannot earn enough to pay shelter and food saving is a joke.That is something high income individuals have no conception of so that is not a solution for many. SS has actually become basic income fro many retirees and we need to understand that going forward and increase SS benefits for the lowest/poorest!!!

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at January 17, 2023 09:13 AM (Oy+M5)

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