Sexy Cupid Cafe

Yellowstone National Park Canyon

Polar bear asks human for help getting its tongue unstuck from a can.

This caracal has a massive vertical leap.

Good camouflage on a weird bird. I think this is the tawny frogmouth bird, which keeps making appearances in the cafe. It's been called the "most instagrammable" bird species.

Just a cool sloth, cruising around on his motorboat...

Building a snow-house out of snow-bricks, with multiple stories and windows.

A series of small calamities.

A good, but incompetent, Samaritan.

Spoiler: He doesn't die.

They must be Republicans.

You may be cool but... pic.twitter.com/PLB0MKLPQn
— Hollywood Horror Museum (@horrormuseum) January 8, 2023

She is incredible

pic.twitter.com/tMuCU0dt1O
— nftbadger (@nftbadger) January 10, 2023

Have you ever heard of a Koala voice? pic.twitter.com/42AR3nYPJ9
— Figen (@TheFigen_) January 12, 2023

This is a highly populated fish pond. pic.twitter.com/OujBCBBCoo
— Figen (@TheFigen_) January 12, 2023

When you leave kids with their father

pic.twitter.com/1ffTCaDg3M
— nftbadger (@nftbadger) January 12, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 07:37 PM

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1 Cafe

Posted by: Beartooth at January 12, 2023 07:37 PM (kP5MI)

2 weird I was just talking to myself on the other thread

Posted by: Beartooth at January 12, 2023 07:37 PM (kP5MI)

3 WIIIIDDDDEEEE........deep too.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 12, 2023 07:38 PM (JHO3V)

4 Yorkies have been summoned

Posted by: Beartooth at January 12, 2023 07:39 PM (kP5MI)

5 Whoa! These are all amazing. The owl. The Koala voice !!! The Woman!!!! The little boys who will grow up without feminine pronouns! A +++++++

Posted by: LASue at January 12, 2023 07:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

6 That woman with the bow and flaming arrow. WOW

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 12, 2023 07:42 PM (sVtYq)

7 Flexible works.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 12, 2023 07:42 PM (oWBc3)

8 Saw an interesting “demonstration” of caracal capabilities at the SD Wild Animal Park a few years back. Curators used some bird-like decoy on a long pole to “fly” over the cat. Kitty jumped 5 or 6 feet vertical, effortlessly. Could play for the Cuban Olympic volleyball team. Think they said the cat could knock down up to 10 birds with well-timed leap.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2023 07:42 PM (QSTMI)

9 Never been to Yellowstone

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2023 07:43 PM (xhxe8)

10 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2023 07:43 PM (qoGsy)

11 Top 20!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 12, 2023 07:43 PM (gryET)

12 Building a snow-house out of snow-bricks, with multiple stories and windows.

Saw earlier today that there's a hotel made of ice and snow in Sweden that is required by law to have fire extinguishers.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 12, 2023 07:44 PM (Bd6X8)

13 That woman with the bow and flaming arrow. WOW
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 12, 2023 07:42 PM

Nimble little minx.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 12, 2023 07:44 PM (Wnv9h)

14 Saw earlier today that there's a hotel made of ice and snow in Sweden that is required by law to have fire extinguishers.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 12, 2023 07:44 PM

You don't want it to melt and drown people!

Posted by: Swedish Fire Chief at January 12, 2023 07:45 PM (Wnv9h)

15 Never been to Yellowstone
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2023 07:43 PM

Oh, I've never been to Yellowstone
But I kinda like the geysers
Say the bears are insane there
And they sure know how to use incisors

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2023 07:47 PM (a3Q+t)

16 When Pelosi became minority leader in 2003, the national debt stood at $6.2 trillion. When she turns over the speaker’s gavel, the national debt will be $31.5 trillion.

16 trillion for not one fucking thing

nothing

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 12, 2023 07:47 PM (BRHaw)

17 They're not sexy Cupids, they're fire starter girls for my Viking funeral.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 12, 2023 07:47 PM (qH6FZ)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2023 07:47 PM (a3Q+t)

19 Had you heard/seen this, Ace, about garage-gate??

Miranda Devine @mirandadevine · 8h
In 2018 Hunter Biden claimed he owned the house where Joe Biden kept classified documents alongside his Corvette in the garage
Via @jj_talking

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 07:47 PM (Vwz3I)

20 Those are some nice arches the archers!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 12, 2023 07:48 PM (jTmQV)

21 16 trillion for not one fucking thing

nothing
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 12, 2023 07:47 PM

I wouldn't say nothing.

Posted by: Nancy's freezer at January 12, 2023 07:48 PM (a3Q+t)

22 5 Whoa! These are all amazing. The owl. The Koala voice !!! The Woman!!!! The little boys who will grow up without feminine pronouns! A +++++++
Posted by: LASue

Second that!

Crazy flaming yoga archery!

Posted by: April - Dash my lace wigs! at January 12, 2023 07:48 PM (OX9vb)

23 how to catch a bear
cut a hole in ice
put a pea or two on edge of ice
wait wait
when bear comes to take a pea
kick him in ice hole

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 12, 2023 07:49 PM (BRHaw)

24 Those aren't Republicans. These are Republicans...

https://tinyurl.com/bdhxezfs

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 07:50 PM (Vwz3I)

25 Name field test

Posted by: Biden's classified stash is an act to allow friendlies to clean it up evidence - Hunter owned the ga at January 12, 2023 07:50 PM (4lxb3)

26 The polar bear wanted to come into the house, but the man said no.

You are allowed to tell a polar bear no if he has his tongue stuck in a can.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 12, 2023 07:50 PM (gv7Yb)

27 The kids with dad in charge made me smile

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 12, 2023 07:51 PM (Kd4bG)

28 She isn't incredible, she's a keeper

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2023 07:51 PM (xhxe8)

29 ForAmerica @ForAmerica
Fun Corvette fact: The 1967 Stingray can lose 60 classified documents in 4.7 seconds

https://tinyurl.com/2f6hrbta

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 07:51 PM (Vwz3I)

30 You may be cool but...

The operative word here being Butt.

Posted by: wth at January 12, 2023 07:51 PM (v0R5T)

31 again

Posted by: Biden's classified stash allows FBI to clean up the evidence - Hunter owned the garage at January 12, 2023 07:52 PM (4lxb3)

32 Why do I think I would try and remove the can from the polar bear?

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2023 07:52 PM (xhxe8)

33 So Koalas are tards then.

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2023 07:53 PM (t4fCu)

34 Ah, cause the pounce.

only took me ten minutes.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 12, 2023 07:53 PM (yxSOF)

35 Ann Lesby, PhD (she/her) 🌈 @AnnLesbyPhD · 23h
I just caught my middle child (the eldest) watching a film from the 1940’s. Panicked, I asked if zhe was watching for the purpose of deconstructing and spotting bigoted themes. Zhe said “no, I just really like this movie.”

I feel sick and angry and betrayed.
=====
Zhe has become very rebellious and obstinate since turning 13. I respect zher right to exercise zher autonomy, but I fear for zher mental and emotionally safety. This is not the first time I have caught zher consuming entertainment from the 20th Century.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 07:55 PM (Vwz3I)

36 here's the link to the Miranda tweet mentioned above where Hunter legally states that he owns the garage.

https://tinyurl.com/52beyhzd

Click on it and look at "monthly rent"

Go ahead and explain that one to me while you're there.

Posted by: Biden's classified stash allows FBI to clean up the evidence - Hunter owned the garage at January 12, 2023 07:55 PM (4lxb3)

37 That is not a Koala Bear.

It's a democrat voter asking for extra ballots.

The smooth brained squealing can be summed up as "Gimme Dat!".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 12, 2023 07:55 PM (R/m4+)

38 the howling koala got at least one of the cats' attention.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2023 07:55 PM (xhaym)

39 The narrator on that polar bear thing sounds like "Martin Kratt" of the Kratt Brothers.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 12, 2023 07:55 PM (CQIw/)

40 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 12, 2023 07:56 PM (T4tVD)

41 My sisters late Persian kittuh, Casper, used to be able to jump very high when he was younger. I'd watch him do it. It's impressive. He almost could reach my ceiling in the living room. It's about 12 ft high.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 12, 2023 07:56 PM (ppL7t)

42 >Zhe has become very rebellious and obstinate since turning 13. I respect zher right to exercise zher autonomy, but I fear for zher mental and emotionally safety. This is not the first time I have caught zher consuming entertainment from the 20th Century.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 07:55 PM (Vwz3I)

Asshat would have a coronary if zhe was caught reading Huck Finn.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 12, 2023 07:57 PM (gryET)

43 The snow house is cool. Reminded me of a Pingu cartoon.
I wonder where those guys are?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 12, 2023 07:57 PM (Kd4bG)

44 Asshat would have a coronary if zhe was caught reading Huck Finn.
Posted by: Heavy Meta

Or Sgt. Fury.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2023 07:58 PM (qoGsy)

45 As awesome as those sexy cupids are, I do have to wonder about the type of person that wakes up one morning and decides to become proficient at shooting flaming arrows using their feet.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 12, 2023 07:58 PM (BpYfr)

46 When your toe gets hot, ya gotta take the shot!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2023 07:58 PM (anj39)

47 Ann Lesby, PhD (she/her)

Ann needs a padded room and some restraints.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 12, 2023 07:58 PM (Xrfse)

48 35 Ann Lesby, PhD (she/her) 🌈 @AnnLesbyPhD · 23h
I just caught my middle child (the eldest) watching a film from the 1940’s. Panicked, I asked if zhe was watching for the purpose of deconstructing and spotting bigoted themes. Zhe said “no, I just really like this movie.”

I feel sick and angry and betrayed.
=====
Zhe has become very rebellious and obstinate since turning 13. I respect zher right to exercise zher autonomy, but I fear for zher mental and emotionally safety. This is not the first time I have caught zher consuming entertainment from the 20th Century.
Posted by: andycanuck

I can't tell if this is Babylon Bee satire or real.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 12, 2023 08:01 PM (ppL7t)

49 I have seen more vulva from the flaming arrow gal than my wifes in the last week.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 12, 2023 08:01 PM (BRHaw)

50 When your toe gets hot, ya gotta take the shot!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2023 07:58 PM (anj39)
---
Maybe we could have Weasel bring them to the next TXMOME for his shooting clinic...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 12, 2023 08:01 PM (BpYfr)

51 35 Ann Lesby, PhD (she/her) 🌈 @AnnLesbyPhD · 23h
I just caught my middle child (the eldest)

maff be reel harderer

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 12, 2023 08:02 PM (BRHaw)

52 That Koala needs a wheel bearing.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 12, 2023 08:02 PM (yxSOF)

53 >>>Have you ever heard of a Koala voice?

It's time for you to go outside.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 12, 2023 08:03 PM (gv7Yb)

54 Ann Lesby? Come on.

Posted by: fd at January 12, 2023 08:03 PM (iayUP)

55 I have appointed a Special Persecutor to find out why Trump dragged that kid around behind a toy car.

Posted by: Lavrenti Garland at January 12, 2023 08:03 PM (s1516)

56 So, is that koala happy, pissed, scared?

Posted by: Aetius451AD, Hello, fellow kids! at January 12, 2023 08:04 PM (CsVWE)

57 Robby Starbuck's wife is hawt.

That is all.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 08:05 PM (hOkEs)

58 Might have a wee problem with North American products in 1/48 scale.

8 B-25B/C/D/H/J and and 9 Mustang kits from the Mk IA to the F-6D.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2023 08:05 PM (8L4rO)

59 54 Ann Lesby? Come on.
Posted by: fd at January 12, 2023 08:03 PM (iayUP)

Gotta be a satire account.

Posted by: April - Dash my lace wigs! at January 12, 2023 08:05 PM (OX9vb)

60 35 Ann Lesby, PhD (she/her) 🌈 @AnnLesbyPhD · 23h

**

Satire, right? Right?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 12, 2023 08:06 PM (Kd4bG)

61 I have seen a wall of rain and snow coming, sometimes one side of street only.

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2023 08:06 PM (xhxe8)

62 What is that thing's obsession with breath? Who let the ten-year-old in?

Posted by: April - Dash my lace wigs! at January 12, 2023 08:07 PM (OX9vb)

63 The snow house dudes probably have a room in their house they've been working on fixing up for two years but lost motivation to finish.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 12, 2023 08:07 PM (qH6FZ)

64 Puddleglum

Real because Mommy Dearest wants all the attention.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2023 08:08 PM (8L4rO)

65 Yes; satire.

And welcome to the world where you have to ask or at least do a doubletake.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 08:08 PM (Vwz3I)

66 here's the link to the Miranda tweet mentioned above where Hunter legally states that he owns the garage.

https://tinyurl.com/52beyhzd

Click on it and look at "monthly rent"

Go ahead and explain that one to me while you're there.
Posted by: Biden's classified stash allows FBI to clean up the evidence - Hunter owned the garage at January 12, 2023 07:55 PM (4lxb3)
====================
wow

So, according to Hunter, Veep left top secret documents in the garage at his son's house.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2023 08:08 PM (s1516)

67 I wonder if yoga archery makes it possible to draw a heavier bow than a woman would with her arms?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 12, 2023 08:09 PM (CQIw/)

68 April

The sanitarium left the library unlocked again plus the patient skipped their meds.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2023 08:10 PM (8L4rO)

69 I wonder if yoga archery makes it possible to draw a heavier bow than a woman would with her arms?

I'd think the lack of a good grip with her feets makes it tougher.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2023 08:11 PM (0hOvj)

70 8 B-25B/C/D/H/J and and 9 Mustang kits from the Mk IA to the F-6D.

Just tell yourself that some of those kits are for spare parts!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2023 08:11 PM (0hOvj)

71 So, according to Hunter, Veep left top secret documents in the garage at his son's house.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2023 08:08 PM (s1516)

Hunter probably got wasted and forgot to take the docs to the buyer. I mean, he has done everything else, right?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2023 08:12 PM (xhaym)

72 There's a lot to be said for really high-quality penis cream.

Posted by: Ex-prince Hairy at January 12, 2023 08:12 PM (sWM8x)

73 What ever happened to that intern of the Clintons that was busted for reading FBI files?

Did he move into Hunter's garage?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2023 08:12 PM (8L4rO)

74 Arrow girl could do amazing things in the bedroom.

Posted by: Yung Gravy at January 12, 2023 08:12 PM (5EOzM)

75 The woman archer has some intriguing leg strength

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2023 08:12 PM (s1516)

76 Another fun Corvette fact, I have a Corvette engine in my Jeep.

Vroom, Vroom bitches.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2023 08:14 PM (up/3i)

77 It's funny watching auto subtitles on Youtube try to do English accents.

"Her parents" translates to "hip herons".

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2023 08:14 PM (t4fCu)

78 Building a snow-house out of snow-bricks, with multiple stories and windows.

The furniture and the fireplace were neat, too.

snow house living >> tiny house living

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2023 08:15 PM (P1f+c)

79 "These are Republicans."

Looks more like democrats to me.

Posted by: Bosk at January 12, 2023 08:16 PM (ZVuYy)

80 I built a B-25 model kit in 1969, but somehow I have managed to not do that since. If someone desires to build 8-have at it if it makes you happy.

My two project cars are enough to keep up with and sometimes they mock me.

Posted by: Affected at January 12, 2023 08:16 PM (8ocB+)

81 76 The woman archer has some intriguing leg strength
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2023 08:12 PM (s1516)

Split Girl > Fit Girl

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 12, 2023 08:16 PM (Wnov6)

82 𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐧 @HamlinIsland · Jan 8
We all won [heart-hands emoji].

I want to give back an ounce of the love y'all showed me. Proceeds of this shirt will go to first-responders and the UC Trauma Center.

Go get yours!

http://DidWeWin.shop

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 08:16 PM (Vwz3I)

83 Sexy cupid is hot in many ways...

Probably doesn't have much guff from men too!

I mean, I wonder if she's more accurate with a bow with her feet or her hands? At the very least, drawing a bow with her feet means strong thighs.

Conan the Barbarian would approve of having her bathed and brought to his tent.

Posted by: GanGanowicz at January 12, 2023 08:17 PM (A/0MV)

84 It's funny watching auto subtitles on Youtube try to do English accents.

"Her parents" translates to "hip herons".
Posted by: eleven

I saw the Hip Herons open for A Flock of Seagulls at the Ocean City Music Pier in '83.

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2023 08:17 PM (P1f+c)

85 Christopher Taylor, that is why I have three Mk IA Mustang kits. One is being built straight from the box as an RAF bird.

One of the other two will be built using conversion parts as an eight gun Mustang Mk I because no one ever produced that kit. Which means cutting off parts of the wing leading edges to replace the 4 20mm cannons with 4 .30s and 2 .50s plus modifying the nose to accept the two .50cal machine guns. If I muff one, I do have a back-up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2023 08:17 PM (8L4rO)

86
Conan the Barbarian would approve of having her bathed and brought to his tent.

Posted by: GanGanowicz at January 12, 2023 08:17 PM (A/0MV)

You mean Zod?

Posted by: Yung Gravy at January 12, 2023 08:19 PM (5EOzM)

87 Building a snow-house out of snow-bricks, with multiple stories and windows.

--------

Heh. Wifey points out that the music in this video clip is that same African Funeral Celebration meme theme music ("Astronomia" is a house song by Dutch electronic music duo Vicetone and Finland DJ and record producer Tony Igy, created as a remix of Igy's 2010 song with the same name).

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 12, 2023 08:19 PM (hwnIG)

88 That gross bird looks like Lightfoot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 08:20 PM (oINRc)

89 1969? Either the Aurora or Revell release. Never dealt with the Aurora kit but the Revell B-25B/C/D was really special in it has Braille raised rivets everywhere on the surfaces.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2023 08:22 PM (8L4rO)

90 You guys, I didn't cheat on Hillary. I inadvertently misplaced my dick in that Lewinsky broad.

Posted by: Billy Clinton at January 12, 2023 08:22 PM (qCVnX)

91 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 08:16 PM (Vwz3I)

How the fuck did you manage a scaling font on Minx for that "Damar Hamlin" type?

Guys, Andy's a witch.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 08:22 PM (oINRc)

92 I didn't kill Nicole and Ron, I inadvertently misplaced my knife in them.

Posted by: OJ Simpson at January 12, 2023 08:23 PM (qCVnX)

93 That gross bird looks like Lightfoot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

The bird's more attractive

Posted by: MkY at January 12, 2023 08:23 PM (cPGH3)

94 Scaling? Huh?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2023 08:24 PM (8L4rO)

95 >The bird's more attractive

Posted by: MkY at January 12, 2023 08:23 PM (cPGH3)

And likely a better mayor.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 12, 2023 08:25 PM (gryET)

96 Bird is the word?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2023 08:25 PM (8L4rO)

97 The second archer lady resembles Eva Green.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 12, 2023 08:27 PM (Wnov6)

98 Arrow girl could do amazing things in the bedroom.
Posted by: Yung Gravy

This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.
-- Every Moron lucky enough to be trapped with Arrow Girl

Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2023 08:27 PM (qoGsy)

99 well, no one has figured out that we knew about Joe's document problem BEFORE we raided MAL

Posted by: Merrick at January 12, 2023 08:27 PM (us2H3)

100 FAA outage caused by someone not following procedures with a file.
One guy, fucks with 1 file. Shuts down entire system.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 12, 2023 08:27 PM (/8W6s)

101 Anna do you only make WWII models? As in no modern jets?

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2023 08:27 PM (xhxe8)

102 When Hunter asked his daddy to bring him some "papers" on the way home from work, Hunter was thinking "Zig-Zag".

FJB wasn't really thinking at all. Same then as now.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 12, 2023 08:27 PM (e6UQI)

103 I wish still had the kind of balance that those lovely young ladies display.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 12, 2023 08:27 PM (Er3sM)

104 >97 Bird is the word?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2023 08:25 PM (8L4rO)

Oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow
Oom mow m-mow

Posted by: Trashmen at January 12, 2023 08:28 PM (gryET)

105 Might have a wee problem with North American products in 1/48 scale.

8 B-25B/C/D/H/J and and 9 Mustang kits from the Mk IA to the F-6D.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2023 08:05 PM

Given the lack of representation of T-6 Texans, SNJs, P-64s, XB-28s, A-36s, F-82s, FJ-1s, B-45s, F-86s, and T-28s, I wouldn't say so.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2023 08:28 PM (a3Q+t)

106 Scaling? Huh?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2023 08:24 PM (8L4rO)

Nope, it's not just bold. Yours is the right size

ANDY'S is a smaller point size. I don't recall the default size on this site, but that's not it.

Witchcraft. He's a witch. If "he's" even a "he." Most witches aren't.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 08:28 PM (oINRc)

107 I don't weigh the same as a duck.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 08:30 PM (Vwz3I)

108 well, no one has figured out that we knew about Joe's document problem BEFORE we raided MAL
Posted by: Merrick at January 12, 2023 08:27 PM (us2H3)

—————

Definition of a shithead: Someone who looks down and sees a pile of shit. Knows it’s a pile of shit. Steps in it anyway.

Enjoy the ride, shithead.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2023 08:31 PM (u73oe)

109 I wonder if yoga archery makes it possible to draw a heavier bow than a woman would with her arms?

I'd think the lack of a good grip with her feets makes it tougher.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Agreed.

There is an actual weapon called a "footbow," but it's used with both feet on the bow and both hands on the bowstring. So it's not nearly as sexy.

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2023 08:31 PM (P1f+c)

110 𝐃What do you mean? Scalable?? 𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐧

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 08:32 PM (Vwz3I)

111 I do have the newly released 1/48 Modelsvit F-82G Twin Mustang.

Oh I do have jets - Me 262s, F-14s, 1 F-15E, an F-16, an F-2B, RF-5E, 2 F-5Fs, F-8E, and the way over represented A-4.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2023 08:32 PM (8L4rO)

112 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐧?

Posted by: fd at January 12, 2023 08:32 PM (iayUP)

113 I guess we won't see Jeremy Renner, aka Hawkeye, pulling off that kind of stunt with his bow any time soon.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 12, 2023 08:33 PM (Er3sM)

114 Crap. In the comment box the other text in #111 was in a lightface Arial font that I hoped would print as-is.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 08:34 PM (Vwz3I)

115 How the fuck did you manage a scaling font on Minx for that "Damar Hamlin" type?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

* checks *

He did it the same way I type "img" on a site that won't let you type "img."

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2023 08:34 PM (P1f+c)

116 It stops messing around with the coding or it gets the green orange.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2023 08:34 PM (u73oe)

117 Witchcraft. He's a witch. If "he's" even a "he." Most witches aren't.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 08:28 PM (oINRc)

Does he float?

Posted by: Sir Bedivere at January 12, 2023 08:34 PM (CCSxw)

118 Another fun Corvette fact, I have a Corvette engine in my Jeep.

Vroom, Vroom bitches.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2023 08:14 PM (up/3i)

--------

SCIF has now been redefine to mean Sensitive Corvette Information Facility.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 12, 2023 08:35 PM (hwnIG)

119 Oh I do have jets - Me 262s, F-14s, 1 F-15E, an F-16, an F-2B, RF-5E, 2 F-5Fs, F-8E, and the way over represented A-4.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2023 08:32 PM

How can the Scooter be over-represented? How about a TA-4?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2023 08:35 PM (a3Q+t)

120 you should see what I can do with a beau

Posted by: Luntz at January 12, 2023 08:36 PM (us2H3)

121 113 Anna, have you ever assembled an F4B, VMFA 321, MARTD DC, in bicentennial livery?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 12, 2023 08:36 PM (lz5hY)

122 13 That woman with the bow and flaming arrow. WOW
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 12, 2023 07:42 PM

Nimble little minx.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 12, 2023 07:44 PM (Wnv9h)

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A proper vixen, she is.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2023 08:37 PM (Qzn2/)

123 My Scout had a tractor engine in it

Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2023 08:37 PM (us2H3)

124 The second archer lady resembles Eva Green.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 12, 2023 08:27 PM (Wnov6)

I'll be on my bunk...(insert bow and arrow euphemism here).

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2023 08:38 PM (anj39)

125 ANDY'S is a smaller point size.

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Those sound like fightin' words ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 12, 2023 08:38 PM (hwnIG)

126 TA-4 and OA-4.

*pauses*

Wait a minute I did order in 1/32 scale the conversion set to make an RNZAF A-4K Project Kahu didn't I?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2023 08:39 PM (8L4rO)

127 I think the archer gal was on Americas Got Talent.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 12, 2023 08:39 PM (N6MZz)

128 121 Oh I do have jets - Me 262s, F-14s, 1 F-15E, an F-16, an F-2B, RF-5E, 2 F-5Fs, F-8E, and the way over represented A-4.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2023 08:32 PM

are these plastic models you are building ?

Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2023 08:39 PM (us2H3)

129 89 That gross bird looks like Lightfoot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at

Omg you're right!
I can't not see that now

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 12, 2023 08:41 PM (Kd4bG)

130 Well plans on building

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2023 08:41 PM (8L4rO)

131 Nimble little minx.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 12, 2023 07:44 PM (Wnv9h)

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A proper vixen, she is.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2023 08:37 PM (Qzn2/)
***

Given the snow, I'd say a stone cold fox!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2023 08:42 PM (anj39)

132 Ace was musing in an earlier thread about the sequel to the Passion of the Christ and about what it might present as far as where Jesus was between the Crucifixion and His Resurrection. Here is a pretty succinct explanation of what us Bloody Papists believe about the issue:

https://tinyurl.com/Jesus-on-Holy-Saturday

Posted by: Sharkman at January 12, 2023 08:43 PM (xaFiY)

133 "FAA outage caused by someone not following procedures with a file.
One guy, fucks with 1 file. Shuts down entire system."

Maybe they should spend some money on upgrades here instead of blowing it on every other damn country on the planet.

Posted by: fd at January 12, 2023 08:44 PM (iayUP)

134 SCIF has now been redefine to mean Sensitive Corvette Information Facility.
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 12, 2023 08:35 PM (hwnIG)

Ya gotta know that very sign is being made by SSOs all across the world.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2023 08:45 PM (anj39)

135 I'd be worried that she would want me to share her hobbies.

And I'd have six slipped discs, missing teeth from a bow hitting me in the face repeatedly, and several burn scars.

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2023 08:45 PM (P1f+c)

136 SCIF has now been redefine to mean Sensitive Corvette Information Facility.
Posted by: ShainS
Posted by: Diogenes

Shiny Corvette; Information Forgotten.

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2023 08:46 PM (P1f+c)

137 Of course that is not what I wanted when I asked for a "shooting stand"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2023 08:48 PM (xhaym)

138 RIP Lisa Marie Presley.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 12, 2023 08:48 PM (NpAcC)

139 Little bastard with the mask on needs punted into the fish pond. As do his parents. Fucktards, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2023 08:49 PM (tkR6S)

140 Wait, whut?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2023 08:49 PM (8L4rO)

141 Lisa Marie Presley has passed away RIP. A lot of people are dying these days , "excess deaths" , whether it's drugs or bad vaccines, it's stunning

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 12, 2023 08:49 PM (dHzaG)

142 You know, sudden, unexpected heart attacks has stopped being funny

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2023 08:50 PM (xhaym)

143 >>> RIP Lisa Marie Presley.
~~~~~

Very sad. She has 14-year-old twins. A son committed suicide. Apparently her ex administered CPR.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 12, 2023 08:50 PM (3ImbR)

144 Tucker just reported that Lisa Marie Presley has left the Earf building. Permanently,

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 12, 2023 08:50 PM (dU4q7)

145 Too bad about Lisa Marie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD, Hello, fellow kids! at January 12, 2023 08:50 PM (CsVWE)

146 Oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow
Oom mow m-mow
Posted by: Trashmen

Ghoulardi (out of Cleveland) played the hell out of this.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2023 08:51 PM (qoGsy)

147 Just a thought... what if the files were discovered during a search warrant of all Hunters' houses?
Huh. That'd be awkward.

Posted by: MkY at January 12, 2023 08:51 PM (cPGH3)

148 I didn't see it but I'm told Presley was on the Golden Globes the other night.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 12, 2023 08:51 PM (3ImbR)

149 I wasn't expecting Elvis to outlive her.

.....too soon?

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2023 08:52 PM (P1f+c)

150 @144

>>You know, sudden, unexpected heart attacks has stopped being funny

This shit stopped being funny in, oh, January of 2020.

Cadre of people, Industrial Wood Chippers, some disassembly required.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2023 08:53 PM (up/3i)

151 Michael Jackson beats ex wife to death.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2023 08:53 PM (u73oe)

152 RIP Lisa Marie.

Note to reporters: To not even ask the question is to answer it.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2023 08:54 PM (qoGsy)

153 Ghoulardi (out of Cleveland) played the hell out of this.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2023 08:51 PM (qoGsy)

He did indeed...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 12, 2023 08:54 PM (CCSxw)

154 Just a thought... what if the files were discovered during a search warrant of all Hunters' houses?
Huh. That'd be awkward.
Posted by: MkY at January 12, 2023 08:51 PM (cPGH3)
~~~~~

I think they are doing this so they get control of all the incriminating documents against Joe and Hunter. Now with the Special Counsel they can keep the "investigation" going for the two years the Republicans have the House, and they can say, "Sorry! Can't release any information due to ongoing investigation!"

Posted by: IrishEi at January 12, 2023 08:54 PM (3ImbR)

155 Damn.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 12, 2023 08:55 PM (tp+tP)

156 Lisa Marie looked pretty ate up at the Golden Globes, per DailyMail. Slurred, etc.

Posted by: MkY at January 12, 2023 08:55 PM (cPGH3)

157 I'd like to see her try to wind a crossbow up and fire it whilst she's standing on her head.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 12, 2023 08:55 PM (xaFiY)

158 *finds Bill's comment*

Nope. Not a Phantom Phan. Sorry.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2023 08:55 PM (8L4rO)

159 Now with the Special Counsel they can keep the "investigation" going for the two years the Republicans have the House, and they can say, "Sorry! Can't release any information due to ongoing investigation!"
Posted by: IrishEi at January 12, 2023 08:54 PM (3ImbR)

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That's so cynical. It's almost like you have lost faith in the integrity of our government.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2023 08:56 PM (Qzn2/)

160 >>> "FAA outage caused by someone not following procedures with a file.
One guy, fucks with 1 file. Shuts down entire system."

Maybe they should spend some money on upgrades here instead of blowing it on every other damn country on the planet.

>I want to hear Bootyjudge's executive explanation on how he's going to create and implement redundancies to strengthen our capacity to plan with confidence, and how he's going to inherently mitigate logistical systemic failures.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 12, 2023 08:56 PM (Er3sM)

161 I didn't see it but I'm told Presley was on the Golden Globes the other night.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 12, 2023 08:51 PM (3ImbR)
*******
Yes, I didn't watch it, but I saw pictures and watched a video of her and her mom at the Golden Globes.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 12, 2023 08:57 PM (NpAcC)

162 As for as X amount of people dying in y amount of time, where can we get trusted data?
I'm sure China has good information.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 12, 2023 08:57 PM (qAhQy)

163 I'm sure China has good information.
Posted by: humphreyrobot

On us, maybe. They ain't releasing anything on theirs that you can trust.

Posted by: MkY at January 12, 2023 08:58 PM (cPGH3)

164 That's so cynical. It's almost like you have lost faith in the integrity of our government.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2023 08:56 PM (Qzn2/)
~~~~~

I was a much nicer person before I started hanging around the HQ.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 12, 2023 09:00 PM (3ImbR)

165 You saw me crying in the chapel
The tears I shed were tears of joy
I know the meaning of contentment
Now I'm happy with the Lord...

Posted by: Zombie Elvis Presley at January 12, 2023 09:01 PM (R/m4+)

166 Now with the Special Counsel they can keep the "investigation" going for the two years the Republicans have the House, and they can say, "Sorry! Can't release any information due to ongoing investigation!"
Posted by: IrishEi at January 12, 2023 08:54 PM (3ImbR)

Shame on you. Haven't you heard that the counsel being appointed is a straight shooter, whose integrity is beyond reproach??

Posted by: Dr. T at January 12, 2023 09:01 PM (tp+tP)

167 Well IrishEi, did you know that this blog has a whole other sublevel.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 12, 2023 09:04 PM (qAhQy)

168 She only has one arrow! She needs something to hold arrows in. I volunteer to make her quiver!

Posted by: 496 at January 12, 2023 09:04 PM (f6d8F)

169 Doocey shoulda asked Joe today

"what were you thinking, you stupid son of a bitch ?"

Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2023 09:07 PM (us2H3)

170 Posted by: Dr. T at January 12, 2023 09:01 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 12, 2023 09:04 PM (qAhQy)
~~~~~

I think the problem is I still only have a Cardboard Membership after all these years.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 12, 2023 09:07 PM (3ImbR)

171 Ann needs a padded room and some restraints.

Posted by: Notorious BFD

It's a satire account. And a good one at that.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 12, 2023 09:07 PM (xaFiY)

172 Just a thought... what if the files were discovered during a search warrant of all Hunters' houses?
Huh. That'd be awkward.
Posted by: MkY at January 12, 2023 08:51 PM (cPGH3)

They had a search warrant for Hunter's penis cream.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 12, 2023 09:07 PM (zm+d5)

173 Another grim milestone.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 12, 2023 09:07 PM (/8W6s)

174 Posted by: Dorcus Blimlime at January 12, 2023 08:06 PM (9cZJH)

You're Amy Schumering yourself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2023 09:07 PM (tkR6S)

175 "When you leave kids with their Fathers, men are made"

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at January 12, 2023 09:07 PM (pAYE7)

176 I think the problem is I still only have a Cardboard Membership after all these years.

Still hoping to upgrade to that someday.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 12, 2023 09:07 PM (Bd6X8)

177 RIP, Lisa Marie Pressley.

54 years old. Damn.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 12, 2023 09:08 PM (xaFiY)

178 Nice hams on the archery vixen.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 12, 2023 09:09 PM (xaFiY)

179 I heard the Special Prosecutor Hur is a swamp creature

Greg Price @greg_price11
Hur’s background? He was a top aide to Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein and was special assistant and counsel to now FBI Director Chris Wray when he was an Assistant AG at the DOJ.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 12, 2023 09:09 PM (Kd4bG)

180 Maybe they should spend some money on upgrades here instead of blowing it on every other damn country on the planet.

I saw a story earlier that the system failed right after being reprogrammed for 197 genders on Butt-gigger's orders.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 12, 2023 09:09 PM (zm+d5)

181 I feel so bad for Priscilla Presley right now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at January 12, 2023 09:10 PM (xcxpd)

182 News from Japan:

The Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare has decided to pay a lump sum death benefit to the five men and women who died after being vaccinated with the new coronavirus vaccine, saying that the possibility of death due to vaccination cannot be denied.

Regarding the vaccination against the new coronavirus, if the government recognizes that a causal relationship cannot be denied for a person who died after being vaccinated, a lump-sum death benefit will be paid based on the Vaccination Act, and from the 20s until now. 15 men and women up to their 90s are allowed.

On January 12, the Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare decided to newly target five men and women aged 36 to 96 who died of acute heart failure, hemorrhagic shock, or sudden death after vaccination.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 12, 2023 09:11 PM (yxSOF)

183 >I want to hear Bootyjudge's executive explanation on how he's going to create and implement redundancies to strengthen our capacity to plan with confidence, and how he's going to inherently mitigate logistical systemic failures.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 12, 2023 08:56 PM (Er3sM)

Bootyjudge: Say What?!

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at January 12, 2023 09:11 PM (pAYE7)

184 Elvis left a legacy compared to Micheal Jackson who vied for the the greatest pop singer of all time.

Posted by: JmT at January 12, 2023 09:12 PM (EP4dc)

185 I don’t know what y’all’s problem is. Bootyjudge directed some people to figure out what went wrong. No that’s leadership right there!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2023 09:12 PM (u73oe)

186 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐧?
Posted by: fd at January 12, 2023 08:32 PM (iayUP)

He followed the Pied Piper right down to the Moderna vaxx dispensary?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2023 09:13 PM (tkR6S)

187 It's a satire account. And a good one at that.

I'm easily fooled these days. Reality has taken a back seat to the absurd.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 12, 2023 09:14 PM (Xrfse)

188 Lisa Marie Presley died at 54, the same age of my Mom, when she passed in 1978.

Far too young, far too soon. Yet, merciful. She'd been slowly dying of a progressive lung disease since before I was even conceived.

Love one another, Horde. It matters. You matter.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 12, 2023 09:14 PM (e6UQI)

189
Go to the The Ethical Skeptic's Twitter feed. He's been drilling into the CDC's MMWR data, and untangling the obfuscation.

According to his analysis there is a 27 sigma increase in cardiac related deaths since the "inflection point", which correlates with the mass-rollout of the mRNA injections.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 12, 2023 09:15 PM (Mzdiz)

190 I had not kept up with Presley. Apparently she had a long battle with drug and alcohol addiction and was back in rehab as recently as 2016. I saw a video of her speaking to fans outside of Graceland last week to commemorate Elvis birthday and she seemed really slow and kind of out of it. I guess Tues she was hanging onto others for balance at the Golden Globes.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 12, 2023 09:16 PM (0OJcF)

191 Sad news about Lisa Marie.... there's lots of speculation online about the jab, drugs, etc. but, there's also the fact that her father and her grandmother, Gladys Presley, both died of heart attacks in their 40s, so family history was not in her favor.

Posted by: Secret Square at January 12, 2023 09:16 PM (9WuX0)

192 13 That woman with the bow and flaming arrow. WOW
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 12, 2023 07:42 PM

Nimble little minx.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 12, 2023 07:44 PM (Wnv9h)

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A proper vixen, she is.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2023 08:37 PM (Qzn2/)

I look at that and think this isn't going to stop the French armored knights very well...

Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 09:16 PM (eoQWY)

193 Elvis and Michael the best two pop stars off all-time.

Posted by: JmT at January 12, 2023 09:17 PM (EP4dc)

194 You know, sudden, unexpected heart attacks has stopped being funny
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2023 08:50 PM (xhaym)

And the ones you'd expect to have heart attacks, like Jerry Nadler, and Michael Moore, and Stacey Abrams, don't. Funny, that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2023 09:18 PM (tkR6S)

195 Hur’s background? He was a top aide to Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein and was special assistant and counsel to now FBI Director Chris Wray when he was an Assistant AG at the DOJ.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 12, 2023 09:09 PM
~~~~~

It's even worse. Listen to the first minute or so of this to hear what Kash Patel has to say about him:

https://tinyurl.com/kmh8sjzp

Posted by: IrishEi at January 12, 2023 09:19 PM (3ImbR)

196 I always think frogmouth birds look like well made muppets.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2023 09:21 PM (W+kMI)

197 And the ones you'd expect to have heart attacks, like Jerry Nadler, and Michael Moore, and Stacey Abrams, don't. Funny, that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2023 09:18 PM (tkR6S)
~~~~~

I still swear none of them got the vax.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 12, 2023 09:21 PM (3ImbR)

198 And the ones you'd expect to have heart attacks, like Jerry Nadler, and Michael Moore, and Stacey Abrams, don't. Funny, that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2023 09:18 PM (tkR6S)

I'm beginning to think that maybe they got a saline shot.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 12, 2023 09:22 PM (CCSxw)

199
I see they are talking about Lisa Marie's drug abuse, cocaine in particular. That can damage the heart.

Back in the '90s, there were two cases of SADS as it were related to my local circle of friends and people. Heart attacks -- both found dead. They were both heavy cocaine users in their youth. One was in his mid-40s, the other was in his mid 50s.

So that happens. And that could be the main thing with Lisa Marie. But, we are seeing a very statistically improbable increase in the SADS.

Start with a compromised heart, add another cardio-toxin, and they compound.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 12, 2023 09:23 PM (Mzdiz)

200 I'm beginning to think that maybe they got a saline shot.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 12, 2023 09:22 PM (CCSxw)

Certainly looks that way.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2023 09:24 PM (tkR6S)

201 If I have read this correctly the special counsel is a perfectly qualified government lawyer:

Per his bio: "He (Robert K Hur) previously served as special assistant and counsel to Christopher A. Wray,..."

I seem to recognize that name, but seriously what could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Conor at January 12, 2023 09:25 PM (hOUT3)

202 Legal Central American immigrants at the Peoria zoo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j32JHd6X8Z8

Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2023 09:25 PM (W+kMI)

203 They could appoint Torquemada himself as special counsel and it wouldn’t matter.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2023 09:27 PM (u73oe)

204 If any of you watch monkeywerks he had a very very interesting data point at the time the FAA systems went down he noticed 58 refuelers in the air for fighter jets all over the United States he thinks the system was hacked

Posted by: Theo at January 12, 2023 09:29 PM (SPxcY)

205 Hur’s background? He was a top aide to Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein and was special assistant and counsel to now FBI Director Chris Wray when he was an Assistant AG at the DOJ.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 12, 2023 09:09 PM (Kd4bG

Don't you mean his background? Geez, this pronoun stuff is getting out of hand!

Posted by: InZona at January 12, 2023 09:30 PM (bfyic)

206 > A series of small calamities.

I first read this as "a series of small catamites" and was expecting something involving Robert Reich, Thomas Friedman, and Paul Krugman.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2023 09:30 PM (bW8dp)

207 This is becoming truly scary. I try like hell to tamp down my tin-foil hat leanings, but this is may just be the beginning. A young cadet at Air Force Academy, 21, drops dead on his way to class. Brad Henke, 56, a few weeks ago (he was Coover in Justified, and a former NFL player). Way too many young and youngish people dying.

The darkness is spreading, and I don't see things improving any time soon.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 12, 2023 09:30 PM (UQUAY)

208 If any of you watch monkeywerks he had a very very interesting data point at the time the FAA systems went down he noticed 58 refuelers in the air for fighter jets all over the United States he thinks the system was hacked
Posted by: Theo

i saw that. obvious question is what was the gummint doing that they didn't want civil air operating?

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 12, 2023 09:30 PM (3CCua)

209 Come fly with me, come fly, lets fly away...

Posted by: Frank at January 12, 2023 09:30 PM (SYTee)

210 144 You know, sudden, unexpected heart attacks has stopped being funny.
=====
It's still funny when it happens to Leftard sheeple who boasted to all of us about how protected they were.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2023 09:30 PM (W+kMI)

211 According to his analysis there is a 27 sigma increase in cardiac related deaths since the "inflection point", which correlates with the mass-rollout of the mRNA injections.
Posted by: publius

"27 sigma", as in "the chance of this happening randomly is 1 in (a 160-digit number)?"

That "27 sigma"?

Just a coincidence, then.

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2023 09:31 PM (P1f+c)

212 The darkness is spreading, and I don't see things improving any time soon.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 12, 2023 09:30 PM (UQUAY)

Being pureblooded, I look forward to a retirement career as The Paolo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2023 09:33 PM (tkR6S)

213 184 News from Japan:

The Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare has decided to pay a lump sum death benefit to the five men and women who died after being vaccinated with the new coronavirus vaccine, saying that the possibility of death due to vaccination cannot be denied.
=======
Do NOT expect to see this bit of news on the air over here.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2023 09:33 PM (W+kMI)

214 Hurr-Durr

@JsnFostr 4h

Robert Hur was also among those @TheJusticeDept ID'd for the @JusticeOIG as:

"officials who handled, participated in, or have personal knowledge of the FBI's relationship and communications with" dossier author Christopher Steele.

* * *
Yeah, no fucking way he's afraid of anyone in the admin.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2023 09:33 PM (XF9Gj)

215 I didn't see it but I'm told Presley was on the Golden Globes the other night.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 12, 2023 08:51 PM (3ImbR)

You, and 99.99999999999998% of humanity also didn't watch.

Posted by: LASue at January 12, 2023 09:35 PM (Ed8Zd)

216 206 If any of you watch monkeywerks he had a very very interesting data point at the time the FAA systems went down he noticed 58 refuelers in the air for fighter jets all over the United States he thinks the system was hacked
Posted by: Theo at January 12, 2023 09:29 PM (SPxcY)

How do you get from A to B with that?

Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2023 09:35 PM (pwExq)

217 Has there been an attempted explanation for why Biden's lawyers were rummaging around in his garage?

Posted by: davidt at January 12, 2023 09:35 PM (SYTee)

218 Being pureblooded, I look forward to a retirement career as The Paolo.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

If you are 29 or less, mobile, straight, and move to a "resort community" (shhhh, we don't call them 'retirement communities') they'll just up and ask you.

In front of your wife.
Old lady are completely without shits to give.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2023 09:35 PM (qoGsy)

219 This heart stuff is really framing me out. My cardiologist would t give me an exemption when I was forced to get the booster. I argued with him about heart problems. Maybe he was afraid of losing his license. It was CA after all.

But what's done is done. Can only go forward.

Posted by: InZona at January 12, 2023 09:37 PM (bfyic)

220 Freaking me out.

Posted by: InZona at January 12, 2023 09:38 PM (bfyic)

221 You know, we should start claiming on Twatter that Diamond was murdered by Doctor Robert Honeyman. When the leftards respond that Honeyman is a fictional person, reply, "Yeah, we knew that. Just wanted to see YOU say it."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2023 09:38 PM (tkR6S)

222 involving Robert Reich, Thomas Friedman, and Paul Krugman.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2023 09:30 PM (bW8dp)

Names from the way back machine. 000.2 of Americans could reliably identify them today.

Posted by: JmT at January 12, 2023 09:39 PM (EP4dc)

223 I look at that and think this isn't going to stop the French armored knights very well...
Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 09:16 PM (eoQWY)
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I bet it'd make a couple of them pause...

Posted by: 496 at January 12, 2023 09:39 PM (m0Iml)

224 You can see the video of Lisa Marie Presley at Golden globes at NY post on line. She holds onto a friend's arm, and after walking down a couple of steps stumbles and almost fell. She looks thin and haggard. Eyes have rings and look a little sunken. No Dr here but looks like some drug abuse. Tragic.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 12, 2023 09:39 PM (dHzaG)

225 >>>They could appoint Torquemada himself as special counsel and it wouldn’t matter.

>Torquemada - do not beg him for mercy.
Torquemada - do not ask him for forgiveness.

Let's face it - you can't Torquemada anything!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 12, 2023 09:39 PM (Er3sM)

226 223 You know, we should start claiming on Twatter that Diamond was murdered by Doctor Robert Honeyman. When the leftards respond that Honeyman is a fictional person, reply, "Yeah, we knew that. Just wanted to see YOU say it."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2023 09:38 PM (tkR6S)

You sneaky bastard you...

#ilikethat

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 12, 2023 09:40 PM (CCSxw)

227 In front of your wife.
Old lady are completely without shits to give.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2023 09:35 PM (qoGsy)

Uh. I was referring to the young women who want to get knocked up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2023 09:40 PM (tkR6S)

228 I try not to wear my tin foil hat to tightly, but this Lisa Marie Presley death by heart attack is really not setting well on my mind.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 12, 2023 09:40 PM (uLr+K)

229 I have not gotten any of the shots/boosters. Maybe the only one in my whole family.

I now wonder, if I had to get surgery, how would I answer the question "in an emergency, would you accept a blood transfusion?" In the past, sure, of course, yes please.

Now? Can I think about it for a week or so?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 12, 2023 09:41 PM (UQUAY)

230 The inquisition, what a show.
The inquisition, here we go.
I bet you’re wishin that we’d go awayyyyyyyy
But the inquisition’s here and it’s here to Stay!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2023 09:42 PM (u73oe)

231 214 The darkness is spreading, and I don't see things improving any time soon.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 12, 2023 09:30 PM (UQUAY)

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Hard to disagree, Pug. Might as well smoke 'em if you've got 'em.

Posted by: 496 at January 12, 2023 09:43 PM (m0Iml)

232 231 I have not gotten any of the shots/boosters. Maybe the only one in my whole family.

I now wonder, if I had to get surgery, how would I answer the question "in an emergency, would you accept a blood transfusion?" In the past, sure, of course, yes please.

Now? Can I think about it for a week or so?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 12, 2023 09:41 PM (UQUAY)

And in cases where you "bank" you own blood, they miraculously lose the banked blood...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 12, 2023 09:43 PM (CCSxw)

233 They could appoint Torquemada himself as special counsel and it wouldn’t matter.

>Torquemada - do not beg him for mercy.
Torquemada - do not ask him for forgiveness.

Let's face it - you can't Torquemada anything!
Posted by: Dr. Bone

bring out the nuns!

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 12, 2023 09:44 PM (3CCua)

234
A series of small catamites?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 12, 2023 09:45 PM (pNxlR)

235 I have not gotten any of the shots/boosters. Maybe the only one in my whole family.

I now wonder, if I had to get surgery, how would I answer the question "in an emergency, would you accept a blood transfusion?" In the past, sure, of course, yes please.

Now? Can I think about it for a week or so?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 12, 2023 09:41 PM (UQUAY)
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Same. Saw someone here suggest you start banking your own PureBlood.

In AZ, there's somebody who's trying to start a religious non-profit group medical insurance/healthcare plan that wants to set-up a PuerBlood database for future transfusions.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 12, 2023 09:45 PM (hwnIG)

236 >>>I now wonder, if I had to get surgery, how would I answer the question "in an emergency, would you accept a blood transfusion?" In the past, sure, of course, yes please.

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It's ok. They'll just give you the vaccine while you're under. It's barely an inconvenience!

Posted by: 496 at January 12, 2023 09:46 PM (m0Iml)

237 Might as well smoke 'em if you've got 'em.
Posted by: 496 at January 12, 2023 09:43 PM (m0Iml)

Just realized, it's been a long, long time since I've had a cigar. Part of it is my lovely bride hates the smell of cigar smoke, and I have to enjoy it outside, then disrobe as soon as I walk into the house and put the offending clothing into the washer, then take a shower, and brush my teeth thrice.

Kinda not worth the effort.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 12, 2023 09:47 PM (UQUAY)

238
The MIC (Medical-industrial complex) is really trying to stamp out this unvaxxed blood demand movement. You'll be called a conspiracy theorist kook.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 12, 2023 09:47 PM (Mzdiz)

239 bring out the nuns!
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 12, 2023 09:44 PM (3CCua)

First dibs on Zoot...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 12, 2023 09:47 PM (CCSxw)

240 "Christ is said to have freed from the non-punitive part of Hell -- the part of Hell for the dead who are not saved by grace, but also not damned -- and ascend them into Heaven"

idk what to say about her. I only know her pics did not look like she was well before this. Her son dies of suicide at 27. I have two old friends that lost sons to suicide at that age. Hard to understand .... the world is an evil place. RIP to them all.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 12, 2023 09:48 PM (Cus5s)

241 First dibs on Zoot...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 12, 2023

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Fine then. I'll take her sister, Alors

Posted by: 496 at January 12, 2023 09:48 PM (/o3OR)

242 sorry, wrong quote, meant to quote about the Elvis family deaths.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 12, 2023 09:49 PM (Cus5s)

243 bring out the nuns!
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 12, 2023 09:44 PM (3CCua)

First dibs on Zoot...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 12, 2023 09:47 PM (CCSxw)

Cool. Dibs on Doctors Piglet and Winston.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 12, 2023 09:49 PM (UQUAY)

244 It's ok. They'll just give you the vaccine while you're under. It's barely an inconvenience!
Posted by: 496 at January 12, 2023 09:46 PM (m0Iml)

Don't think that someone won't...

I'll get no shots, and I won't be put under voluntarily

In short, no elective procedures for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 12, 2023 09:49 PM (CCSxw)

245 Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 12, 2023 09:30 PM (UQUAY)

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Hehe. If you don't already know, my first cousin's son is Tommy Mellott -- the Montana State Bobcat QB "Touchdown Tommy" -- from "Butte, America!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 12, 2023 09:50 PM (hwnIG)

246 First dibs on Zoot...
Posted by: browndog

li'll be spanking the rest of those naughty naughty nuns while you and zoot are busy

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 12, 2023 09:50 PM (3CCua)

247 231 I have not gotten any of the shots/boosters. Maybe the only one in my whole family.

I now wonder, if I had to get surgery, how would I answer the question "in an emergency, would you accept a blood transfusion?" In the past, sure, of course, yes please.

Now? Can I think about it for a week or so?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 12, 2023 09:41 PM (UQUAY)

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That's assuming, though, that they'd let you get the surgery without being vaxxed.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2023 09:51 PM (uPgE/)

248 Hehe. If you don't already know, my first cousin's son is Tommy Mellott -- the Montana State Bobcat QB "Touchdown Tommy" -- from "Butte, America!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 12, 2023 09:50 PM (hwnIG)

*hoists glass of Neversweat* Cheers!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 12, 2023 09:51 PM (UQUAY)

249 *hoists glass of Neversweat* Cheers!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 12, 2023 09:51 PM (UQUAY)

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Cheers, my friend!

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 12, 2023 09:52 PM (hwnIG)

250 That's assuming, though, that they'd let you get the surgery without being vaxxed.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2023 09:51 PM (uPgE/)

Ugh! I think that's how my sister ended up. No choice.

We are being devoured by jackals and demons.

This is the Worst Timeline.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 12, 2023 09:54 PM (UQUAY)

251 Torquemada?

Tight is tight.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 12, 2023 09:55 PM (6PfSR)

252 230 I try not to wear my tin foil hat to tightly, but this Lisa Marie Presley death by heart attack is really not setting well on my mind.
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The deaths and near-deaths keep coming. the junta and the deep state keep denying it. The deaths and near-deaths keep coming. So do the denials. Gotta wonder how dumb they think we are.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2023 09:55 PM (W+kMI)

253 Did anyone else notice the ass on that archer?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 12, 2023 09:56 PM (XIJ/X)

254 That's assuming, though, that they'd let you get the surgery without being vaxxed.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2023 09:51 PM (uPgE/)

Medical tourism to some country that doesn't do the vaxxes. Maybe Sweden?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2023 09:56 PM (tkR6S)

255 For tonypete here, I went looking for "Surfin' Bird", a favorite surfer song of mine for...reasons...and discovered there actually was an extended edition made. Probably for parties of the sort featured in those technicolor bikini filled movies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQJOKL3oyTo

Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2023 09:57 PM (W+kMI)

256 In the previous post, there was mention of the new Mel Gibson film about the Resurrected Christ.

According to Catholic Theology, Jesus did not got into the deep part of hell. He did not suffer torments. He broke open the gates. He only went to the "Bosom of Abraham" a limbo (in Latin limbus means cuffs/edges. He liberated Adam and Eve and all the righteous that were eagerly waiting for Him.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 12, 2023 09:57 PM (TXFi7)

257 Did anyone else notice the ass on that archer?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 12, 2023 09:56 PM (XIJ/X)

*raises hand*

Me. I did. Just said a few Hail Marys to tide me over till my next confession.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 12, 2023 09:57 PM (UQUAY)

258 Gotta wonder how dumb they think we are.
Posted by: exdem13

it's a metric shit ton of fun to blend in with the room temperature halfwits, and point out shit that's off to them. get their 'duh' face in so to speak. and no, that isn't cruel. it's entertaining AF.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 12, 2023 09:58 PM (3CCua)

259 Arrow girl seems nice.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 12, 2023 10:00 PM (v23vE)

260 nood

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=402715

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 12, 2023 10:00 PM (3CCua)

261 I heard a rumble in my basement, so I went to check it out. It turns out a tower of boxes fell over.

One of them was really old, from three moves ago. It had some fun stuff in it. A bunch of copper coins, some Roman ones, and an oaken box I made with my dad, where he taught me dovetail joints. My older brother vandalized it by scrawling "R" Wuz Here on the underside of the lid.

The second broken box was newer and had a bunch of ammo in it that I forgot after this move, but it's only six months, so it's fine.

The third box was intact, so I left it alone. Hopefully it explodes sometime soon and reveals more treasures.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 10:02 PM (oINRc)

262 130 121 Oh I do have jets - Me 262s, F-14s, 1 F-15E, an F-16, an F-2B, RF-5E, 2 F-5Fs, F-8E, and the way over represented A-4.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2023 08:32 PM

are these plastic models you are building ?
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But Anna, do you have any remaining VF-series fighters? I am considering getting ChuChu's HG gatling-armed trainer from MS Gundam: Witch of Mercury. Yes, my fave pilot of the show so far is the tough & grounded Earthnoid poodle.

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