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neuschwannsteincastlewinter.jfif
Neuschwannstein Castle

Sea of clouds.


Snoring mom keeps up poor baby.

Baby comes in second place to mommy's gossip.

Game of Thrones theme, Spaghetti Western style.

Knock knock -- landshark.

Sound on: sleepy bat.

I don't care, it just makes her hotter.

This horse knows what's up.

Think your car is built ram tough? This ram isn't so sure.

You can't just show your butt to a bull and think there are going to be no consequences.

"When you mess with a chicken, you mess with the ram." -- Confucius or something

Did I do that?

This is me working out my Christmas frustrations.

Stick to the end. There are a lot of boys here who want to be grounded and/or do not want to ever have sex again.

(Worth it!)

Posted by: Ace at 07:58 PM




Comments

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1 Beautiful

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2022 07:58 PM (xhxe8)

2 Have fun storming the castle

Posted by: Javems at December 22, 2022 07:59 PM (AmoqO)

3 I don't care , it makes her drunk is my guess

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2022 08:00 PM (xhxe8)

4 Been to that castle when it looked like that. It was cold inside and out!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 22, 2022 08:00 PM (ZFIFM)

5 That castle is beautiful.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2022 08:01 PM (PUlo3)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 08:01 PM (Zz0t1)

7 That top pic is actually a model made from toothpicks and mashed potatoes.

Posted by: fd at December 22, 2022 08:01 PM (iayUP)

8 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2022 08:02 PM (qoGsy)

9 The sniper video? Exhibit One of why she will get the house in the divorce.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2022 08:02 PM (oHd/0)

10 Very pretty castle picture.

Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2022 08:02 PM (SYTee)

11 Lemme guess...Those shelves that collapsed were some of ace's finest work...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 22, 2022 08:02 PM (BpYfr)

12 Purty picture, ace. Have never seen Neuschwanstein in snow.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2022 08:03 PM (OTzUX)

13 That's a beautiful castle, but it's gonna be frigid when there's no source of heat other than solar and wind.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 22, 2022 08:03 PM (KAi1n)

14 The sniper video? Exhibit One of why she will get the house in the divorce.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2022 08:02 PM (oHd/0)

Or why nobody will go looking if he goes missing one day.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 22, 2022 08:03 PM (eoQWY)

15 >>>11 Lemme guess...Those shelves that collapsed were some of ace's finest work...

lol. if they were my shelves they would still be standing. the forklift would have crumbled.

Posted by: ace at December 22, 2022 08:04 PM (C1Zwz)

16 "plumber"

Posted by: Kay Modo at December 22, 2022 08:04 PM (SYTee)

17 Neuschwanstein Castle...Finally a picture on the Cafe where I can say, "I've been there!"

It's a magnificent castle, though it's not really designed for warfare. It's more of a palace than a castle...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 22, 2022 08:04 PM (BpYfr)

18 Oooohhh....lookit that castle. I would spend all winter there, gazing out the window from the turret.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2022 08:05 PM (OX9vb)

19 In fun movie news I watched a movie today called "GRABBERS". It's not recent or anything, about a decade old.

I enjoyed it. It's Tremors but in Ireland. Whole different crew, director and everything so not a sequel or connected to Tremors at all. But seriously if you liked Tremors you will like GRABBERS.

A lighthearted scify monster movie with a bit of laughs and some heart. I recommend it.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2022 08:05 PM (0fVbu)

20 That warehouse video - holy shitballs, as Weasel says! Yikes. Have never seen anything quite like that.

"Yeah, I think Smith needs more training on the forklift"

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2022 08:05 PM (OTzUX)

21 My son was supposed to be at work 20 minutes ago. He's just now leaving.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2022 08:06 PM (PUlo3)

22 Good lord. That first day at work video.

Posted by: Tuna at December 22, 2022 08:06 PM (8uGU/)

23 This picture was taken from a ridge that goes past the castle. I've been on that ridge in snowy weather, and the castle is stunning.

Note: There were no guardrails, the path was icy, and we had to avoid a mountain goat that turned territorial near the end of the ridge. We turned back.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 22, 2022 08:07 PM (u82oZ)

24 I've seen several videos of the sniper couple. The gal gives as good as she gets.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 22, 2022 08:07 PM (j/6ON)

25 My son was supposed to be at work 20 minutes ago. He's just now leaving.
Posted by: Jordan61

He's going to be late.

Yes, it's true - I'm a psychic.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2022 08:07 PM (qoGsy)

26 I visited Neuschwanstein over Christmas break some years ago. Looks just as beautiful in person, though it's a pain in the neck to get there.

It was actually built in the 1870s-80s, so there are built-in telephone connections, which I always found humorous.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 22, 2022 08:08 PM (jGGMD)

27 Didn't the collapsing merchandise kill that worker? The last time I saw that they mentioned that, IIRC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 22, 2022 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

28 Mr. Sniper is just about a piece of dogshit AFAIAC

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 22, 2022 08:08 PM (roH4R)

29 >>>It was actually built in the 1870s-80s, so there are built-in telephone connections, which I always found humorous.


castles don't have telephones, asshole

Posted by: the people from the thing at December 22, 2022 08:09 PM (C1Zwz)

30 Thanks for the terrifically beautiful photo, Ace.

Posted by: Gref at December 22, 2022 08:09 PM (AMIL/)

31 "lol. if they were my shelves they would still be standing. the forklift would have crumbled.
Posted by: ace at December 22, 2022 08:04 PM (C1Zwz)"

Only because they were held together by your messenger bag bra strap.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 22, 2022 08:09 PM (wgAtL)

32 Yes, it's true - I'm a psychic.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2022 08:07 PM (qoGsy)

Nuh-uh.

All's he's gotta do is drive the opposite direction from work really really really fast, and....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 08:09 PM (9UlRk)

33 Love the little boy with his Santa 'bag.' His stance is perfect!

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 22, 2022 08:09 PM (v/+nW)

34 Dang.

Forecasting 28 foot waves on Lake Ontario and 24 footers on Lake Eerie.

Not sure if that happens often, but it seems pretty extreme to me.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 22, 2022 08:09 PM (doaiM)

35 It's a magnificent castle, though it's not really designed for warfare. It's more of a palace than a castle...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 22, 2022 08:04 PM (BpYfr)


For a king who went crazy and drowned himself in a lake. (Unless you're a "Mad King Ludwig" conspiracy theorist....)

Posted by: Dr. T at December 22, 2022 08:10 PM (jGGMD)

36 SnailRacer

** Kisses you hand. **

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 22, 2022 08:10 PM (u82oZ)

37 Posted by: the people from the thing at December 22, 2022 08:09 PM (C1Zwz)

And the boss swoops in with the best sock of the week....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 08:10 PM (9UlRk)

38 Neuschwanstein Castle is where I met and had a very close, one would say intimate relationship with a young German woman. Some days I miss being 25 and turned loose on the world.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 22, 2022 08:11 PM (PX01u)

39 I've seen several videos of the sniper couple. The gal gives as good as she gets.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 22, 2022 08:07 PM (j/6ON)

That's what my husband just told me when I showed him the video.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2022 08:11 PM (PUlo3)

40 Should get up earlier tomorrow, back to city
Everyone have a great evening, 2 shopping days left.

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2022 08:11 PM (xhxe8)

41 Dr. T

Well, he build 4 very expensive castles out of the family money (No tax dollars used, which is why the Bavarians did not revolt).

The family was quite concerned, and a family member was there when he died.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 22, 2022 08:12 PM (u82oZ)

42 This must be the broken spaghetti western Game of Thones link.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wro0VE6i-XM

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2022 08:13 PM (FVME7)

43 In all seriousness, just exactly what is the judge in Arizona supposed to do? Jail the Maricopa council? Declare a do over? WASTF.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at December 22, 2022 08:13 PM (oWBc3)

44 sock_rat's Winter Palace ... in the summer, Fallingwater ... in the increasingly unlikely eventuality that I am elected Galactic Overlord

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 22, 2022 08:13 PM (fxj5q)

45 Fellas, it's too rough to feed ya.

Posted by: The Zombie Cook at December 22, 2022 08:13 PM (Xrfse)

46 Neuschwanstein Castle is where I met and had a very close, one would say intimate relationship with a young German woman. Some days I miss being 25 and turned loose on the world.
Posted by: Beartooth

She let you see her schnitzel, didn't she?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2022 08:13 PM (qoGsy)

47 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang castle.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 22, 2022 08:14 PM (4I/2K)

48 What's going on there?

-
Dude, it's a cat burglar.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2022 08:14 PM (FVME7)

49 The family was quite concerned, and a family member was there when he died.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 22, 2022 08:12 PM (u82oZ)


Yes, when he "died." *looks shiftily*

Posted by: Dr. T at December 22, 2022 08:15 PM (jGGMD)

50 An Alpine castle and snipers, huh? Well then, this thread needs the N@zi Death Count in "Where Eagles Dare" video!

https://tinyurl.com/4p82xn4u

Posted by: Gref at December 22, 2022 08:15 PM (AMIL/)

51 Salty - *curtsies*
Falls down cause her body is half frozen.

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 22, 2022 08:15 PM (v/+nW)

52 " ... Some days I miss being 25 and turned loose on the world ... "

I feel ya, man ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 22, 2022 08:15 PM (fxj5q)

53 Crap. I have been getting ads popping up and eating up all of the screen space. Only way around is to get to comments fast.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at December 22, 2022 08:15 PM (w3u3d)

54 Bats!! Bats!!!!! We have bats!!!!!!! O frabjous day!!!!!!!

On behalf of all the chiroptophiles (and you know who you are) amongst The Horde, thank you, Ace!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2022 08:15 PM (a3Q+t)

55 That horse is well trained. A stallion, I'll bet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 22, 2022 08:15 PM (u82oZ)

56 G'nite, Skip. Stay warm.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 22, 2022 08:15 PM (Xrfse)

57 Hola chanucos y chamucas.

Posted by: GreaseMonkey at December 22, 2022 08:15 PM (3b35n)

58 Indignacio, the remedy in federal election cases can be and often is a do-over. Happens now and then in the House, not in the Senate since the 70s. And on a local level, I recall Jersey City NJ (or was it another town) mayor's race was a do-over, a few years ago. NC House race done over. Dem primary for a House seat in NYS was a do-over this last cycle I believe.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2022 08:15 PM (OTzUX)

59 Looks like it would be a chilly chilly bang bang at that time of year.

Posted by: fd at December 22, 2022 08:16 PM (iayUP)

60 My assumption is that everyone in india has been mauled or trampled by a bull or cow at least once.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2022 08:16 PM (0fVbu)

61 He's going to be late.

Yes, it's true - I'm a psychic.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2022 08:07 PM (qoGsy)

He's usually early. The whole, "if you're early you're on time and if you're on time you're late" thing. Hopefully they'll cut him some slack.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2022 08:16 PM (PUlo3)

62 "There has been an unforeseen delay in shipping your order from the warehouse."

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 22, 2022 08:16 PM (4I/2K)

63 >>lol. if they were my shelves they would still be standing. the forklift would have crumbled.

Ha. Good one.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2022 08:16 PM (ZLI7S)

64 with a young German woman.

Gesundheit or Goesintight?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at December 22, 2022 08:17 PM (ztvSc)

65 Neuschwanstein Castle is where I met and had a very close, one would say intimate relationship with a young German woman. Some days I miss being 25 and turned loose on the world.
Posted by: Beartooth

She let you see her schnitzel, didn't she?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2022 08:13 PM (qoGsy)

My limit was15 schnitzengruben.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 22, 2022 08:17 PM (PX01u)

66 Crap. I have been getting ads popping up and eating up all of the screen space. Only way around is to get to comments fast.
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at December 22, 2022 08:15 PM (w3u3d)

Glad it's not just me.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2022 08:17 PM (PUlo3)

67 Neuschwanstein Castle is where I met and had a very close, one would say intimate relationship with a young German woman. Some days I miss being 25 and turned loose on the world.
Posted by: Beartooth

We've all seen the movie "Elsa, She Vixen of the SS"

Posted by: Oldcat at December 22, 2022 08:17 PM (eoQWY)

68 Damn, that warehouse.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 22, 2022 08:18 PM (VwHCD)

69 SnailRacer

Oh, No! Please stay warm.
Ask your stalwart hubby for help there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 22, 2022 08:18 PM (u82oZ)

70 I was only at the Winter Palace (Hermitage, in Leningrad/St Petersburg) *not* during winter. The whole city must look pretty good in snow and ice.

Though the WWII photos during the siege are not exactly "pretty". But that may be from the frozen corpses stacked like cordwood on the sidewalks.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2022 08:18 PM (OTzUX)

71 >>> 7 That top pic is actually a model made from toothpicks and mashed potatoes.
Posted by: fd at December 22, 2022 08:01 PM (iayUP)

Show off.

Posted by: Roy Neary at December 22, 2022 08:18 PM (llON8)

72 Yeah do not linger on the home page on a PC. I have no problem at all on a cheap android table though.

Posted by: fd at December 22, 2022 08:19 PM (iayUP)

73 I toured Neuschwanstein in 2004. Really beautiful, and the guides are fun. "Imagine his disappointment to find out he was a constitutional monarch and not an absolute monarch."

Posted by: Catherine at December 22, 2022 08:19 PM (ZSsrh)

74 Those shelves are why you should design to 150% LIMIT load. Always.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2022 08:19 PM (0fVbu)

75 Looking like 78-80 degrees on Christmas Day here.

My sympathies for those enduring arctic conditions. Though above the extreme lows, I'm envious of the ability to have outdoor hockey rinks.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2022 08:20 PM (OTzUX)

76 74 Those shelves are why you should design to 150% LIMIT load. Always.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2022 08:19 PM (0fVbu)

Engineering undergrad: "Why do these stupid 'Factors of Safety' have to be so big anyway?"

Dude in a picker: "annnnnnnnnnnnddddddd- yeet"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 08:20 PM (9UlRk)

77 Bad news, guys. Evidently some millennial and Gen Z college students are so upset about Roe being overturned that they're refusing to enroll in colleges in states where strict abortion bans now exist; and some are threatening to leave the country altogether. I'm just so upset about this news.

https://tinyurl.com/2uf3r2eu

Posted by: Dr. T at December 22, 2022 08:21 PM (jGGMD)

78 Game of Thrones link:
https://twitter.com/TheFigen_/
status/1605974852413689866

Posted by: No Name Today at December 22, 2022 08:22 PM (vlXMQ)

79 "Those shelves are why you should design to 150% LIMIT load. Always.
Posted by: banana Dream"

The really strange thing about that collapse is all those boxes were full of dominos.

Posted by: fd at December 22, 2022 08:22 PM (iayUP)

80 That boy has anger issues.

Posted by: Santa at December 22, 2022 08:22 PM (yQpMk)

81 Good evening, NaCly Dog! I hope you are warm and snug way up north of me. But please, pass along no more mega-frozen Arctic air from your vicinity to south Texas! Brrrrr! With luck I and tens of millions of my fellow southern US residents may survive to see the New Year!

:-)

Posted by: Gref at December 22, 2022 08:22 PM (AMIL/)

82 " and some are threatening to leave the country altogether."

Boy, are they going to be pissed when they find out about other countries' abortion laws.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 22, 2022 08:22 PM (Wbd2S)

83 Angry bird! Why is he shaking his fist? 💞🤣 pic.twitter.com/3VmVpp8CgK

— Figen (@TheFigen_) December 21, 2022
_________

I told you last year! NO MORE CLOTHES!

Posted by: Eeyore at December 22, 2022 08:23 PM (TgBWG)

84 With luck I and tens of millions of my fellow southern US residents may survive to see the New Year!

:-)
Posted by: Gref at December 22, 2022 08:22 PM (AMIL/)

Look at it this way, now's your chance to plant those spring bulbs you've always wanted but couldn't have, so they can vernalize!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 08:23 PM (9UlRk)

85 The kid punching Santa will have his own episode of Cops in about 15 years

Posted by: Beartooth at December 22, 2022 08:24 PM (PX01u)

86 >>> 81 Good evening, NaCly Dog! I hope you are warm and snug way up north of me. But please, pass along no more mega-frozen Arctic air from your vicinity to south Texas! Brrrrr! With luck I and tens of millions of my fellow southern US residents may survive to see the New Year!

:-)
Posted by: Gref at December 22, 2022 08:22 PM (AMIL/)

15 F here with ~15 mph average and 20+ mph gusts of wind. I'm going to go out in a bit to check on chickens.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2022 08:25 PM (llON8)

87 80 That boy has anger issues.
Posted by: Santa at December 22, 2022 08:22 PM (yQpMk)

-------------------------------------

That boy needs therapy!

https://youtu.be/qLrnkK2YEcE

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 22, 2022 08:25 PM (MiepE)

88 The cat suit is very lifelike. I would love to scare the shit out of my cats with that. I'm a bad person.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 22, 2022 08:25 PM (YJwUM)

89 Why is every ad I see here either a slutty old chick, a diseased toe, or snow tires?

What are you trying to tell me, Internet?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 08:25 PM (9UlRk)

90 neuschwanstein - is that the one that has the dining room table that trollies all the way down to the kitchen and then comes back up with all the food on it? If yes, i was there; if no, it must have been a different castle. It was a long, long time ago.

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 22, 2022 08:25 PM (v/+nW)

91 77 Bad news.
I hate to break it to them, but abortion rules are much tighter outside the US. Canada maybe the exception.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at December 22, 2022 08:26 PM (w3u3d)

92 The kid punching Santa will have his own episode of Cops in about 15 years
Posted by: Beartooth at December 22, 2022 08:24 PM (PX01u)

Heh, that's what I was thinking.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2022 08:26 PM (PUlo3)

93 .... BUT no precipitation other than some snow flurries, so the roads are completely dry.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2022 08:26 PM (llON8)

94 Indignacio, the remedy in federal election cases can be and often is a do-over. Happens now and then in the House, not in the Senate since the 70s. And on a local level, I recall Jersey City NJ (or was it another town) mayor's race was a do-over, a few years ago. NC House race done over. Dem primary for a House seat in NYS was a do-over this last cycle I believe.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2022 08:15 PM (OTzUX)


A do-over for a statewide seat is much rarer, though.

I'm not sure what the reaction will be if (and I must stress "if") the judge does in fact invalidate the election. I mean, the Uniparty and its media allies have spent the past two years claiming that there is no such thing as electoral fraud and that anyone who says otherwise is nuts, and they've already moved on from the AZ election. What do they do when it suddenly gets taken away from them?

Posted by: Dr. T at December 22, 2022 08:26 PM (jGGMD)

95 Why is every ad I see here either a slutty old chick, a diseased toe, or snow tires?

What are you trying to tell me, Internet?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 08:25 PM (9UlRk)

I was getting one with someone with a bright red light shining out of their butthole.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2022 08:27 PM (PUlo3)

96 I wan to now how that couple cleans up after the ambushes?

God bless their sense of good humor, but damnnn...what a mess

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 22, 2022 08:28 PM (CCSxw)

97 RE: Freezing Weather in the South

Look at the bright side, maybe the cold will kill off those bleeping Cicadas. I don't know how people stand the noise they make. Drives me crazy every time we visit relatives there.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 22, 2022 08:28 PM (PX01u)

98 The lizard link has this gem further down:

Gf and me came across one of these while motorcycling around Sri Lanka yrs ago.
We’d stopped for a pee behind a bush in the middle of nowhere when it appeared from the greenery, about 10 feet away.
I’ve promised to bring her back one day promised to retrieve her shorts"

Posted by: Ciampino - crocs, gators, caymans, lizards at December 22, 2022 08:28 PM (qfLjt)

99 Why is every ad I see here either a slutty old chick,. . . .
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Hey! Slutty old chicks need love too.

Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2022 08:28 PM (qoGsy)

100 -2 here. High was 3, 17mph wind. And I found the sheepskin snowmobile mittens I bought for cold weather!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 22, 2022 08:28 PM (uz3Px)

101 >>> The kid punching Santa will have his own episode of Cops in about 15 years
Posted by: Beartooth at December 22, 2022 08:24 PM (PX01u)

Heh, that's what I was thinking.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2022 08:26 PM (PUlo3)


Well, he's definitely on the naughty list, that's for sure.

Posted by: Santa at December 22, 2022 08:28 PM (0fVbu)

102 Perhaps you would like to come to my castle to see my Schwannstein. Or lodge with my fleas in the hills, I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. At least come over to see my itchings.

Posted by: Dime Store Lothario at December 22, 2022 08:28 PM (dXilO)

103 I was getting one with someone with a bright red light shining out of their butthole.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2022 08:27 PM (PUlo3)

I got that one too!

Man, Chipotle has really gone rogue with their ad campaigns, haven't they?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 08:28 PM (9UlRk)

104 Gref

You are a tough survivor.

But, at your request, I will put up a snow fence on the southern border of my jurisdiction. That just might help.

The predicted snow total shrank like a horny teenage boy looking at a photo of Hillary naked. We did not even have to plow.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 22, 2022 08:28 PM (u82oZ)

105

It's 0 degrees at 6:24 here in western Wyoming. Our house is 70 years old . It is well insulated. We have a gas furnace and only two heat vents, one in the living room and one in the hall. Amazingly it is warm in here. Sometimes the old ways are best.

Posted by: four seasons at December 22, 2022 08:29 PM (ichPI)

106 Hey! Slutty old chicks need love too.

Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2022 08:28 PM (qoGsy)

Not the ones with Google ads....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 08:29 PM (9UlRk)

107 Seventy-seven minutes of asshole mayor DUI arrest:
youtube.com/watch?v=h3HttU8JrTg

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at December 22, 2022 08:30 PM (24fqN)

108 28 Mr. Sniper is just about a piece of dogshit AFAIAC
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 22, 2022 08:08 PM (roH4R)

really dumb bullshit

I mean, why ?

and who cleans the shit up ?

Posted by: REDACTED at December 22, 2022 08:30 PM (us2H3)

109

I've had way more jizz ballooned on me than those chicks...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at December 22, 2022 08:30 PM (fkuu7)

110 >>> Why is every ad I see here either a slutty old chick, a diseased toe, or snow tires? What are you trying to tell me, Internet?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 08:25 PM (9UlRk)


Don't forget about us!

Posted by: fungal maladies at December 22, 2022 08:30 PM (0fVbu)

111 93 .... BUT no precipitation other than some snow flurries, so the roads are completely dry.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2022 08:26 PM (llON


That will be the key difference between this cold wave and the one in February 2021. Hopefully. But there will again be a shortage of bug-eating lizards in the Houston area this summer, as in summer 2021. Being cold-blooded doesn't mean survival no matter how cold it gets for several days in a row.

Posted by: Gref at December 22, 2022 08:31 PM (AMIL/)

112 Sorry, but sniper dude is kind of a dick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 08:31 PM (Zz0t1)

113 Dr T, good points.

I'm only skimming general points from the trial, but wow.

In any reasonable country resembling an America I've heard of, just what I've seen so far is more than enough to invalidate the election outcome.

In 2020 perhaps the most outlandish and histrionic stuff actually was in Clark County, NV, which gets little attention. Though the shenanigans in Wayne County, MI and Atlanta, and of course Phila, were pretty dramatic too. Of course the founders created a political solution to this sort of thing in presidentials - state legislatures and then Congress with final say. But not used since the 19th century, unknown to most - and no safeguard at all when the character of the political class is as vacuous as it is today.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2022 08:31 PM (OTzUX)

114 That bat looks comfy...

First Day At Work Dude ain't at work no more.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 22, 2022 08:31 PM (R/m4+)

115 Some days I miss being 25 and turned loose on the world.

*thinks back to being 25*

Ah. Domestic misery and workplace drudgery.

Posted by: Not everyone gets to be young and enjoy life at December 22, 2022 08:31 PM (s2na+)

116 and who cleans the shit up ?
Posted by: REDACTED at December 22, 2022 08:30 PM (us2H3)

They do. Husband just showed me a video. But what a pain. Doesn't seem worth it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2022 08:31 PM (PUlo3)

117 >The lizard link has this gem further down:

scroll further for a Brian Dennehy sighting

Posted by: DB at December 22, 2022 08:31 PM (geLO8)

118 Slutty old chick > some guy brushing his toes.

Posted by: fd at December 22, 2022 08:32 PM (iayUP)

119 >>> Why is every ad I see here either a slutty old chick, a diseased toe, or snow tires? What are you trying to tell me, Internet?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 08:25 PM (9UlRk)


Don't forget about us!
Posted by: fungal maladies at December 22, 2022 08:30 PM (0fVbu)


Or us!

Posted by: your friendly neighborhood enflamed prostate at December 22, 2022 08:32 PM (0fVbu)

120 Sorry, but sniper dude is kind of a dick.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 08:31 PM (Zz0t1)

She does it to him, too, apparently.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2022 08:32 PM (PUlo3)

121 Slutty old chick > some guy brushing his toes.
Posted by: fd at December 22, 2022 08:32 PM (iayUP)

WTF is up with that one?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2022 08:33 PM (PUlo3)

122 I set up a heating pad for my cat, so she's been happy. And the dog gets to wear a coat outside. I'm glad I didn't have to work outside in this. We got enough snow to barely cover the ground.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 22, 2022 08:33 PM (uz3Px)

123 107 Seventy-seven minutes of asshole

Oh! Oh my GOD!!!

mayor DUI arrest:
youtube.com/watch?v=h3HttU8JrTg
Posted by: El gp De Los

Oh.

Posted by: Pete Buttgig at December 22, 2022 08:33 PM (s2na+)

124 >>> 111
==
That will be the key difference between this cold wave and the one in February 2021. Hopefully. But there will again be a shortage of bug-eating lizards in the Houston area this summer, as in summer 2021. Being cold-blooded doesn't mean survival no matter how cold it gets for several days in a row.
Posted by: Gref at December 22, 2022 08:31 PM (AMIL/)

%#)(^#$)**) fire ants didn't get killed off last year, I was disappointed.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2022 08:33 PM (llON8)

125 >>>My first day at work👀

I guess this wouldn't be the best time to ask about when that raise kicks in.

Posted by: No Name Today at December 22, 2022 08:33 PM (vlXMQ)

126 Baby Chuy donkey-punched Santa.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 22, 2022 08:33 PM (geVLo)

127 My phone says the outside temp is -6 with a wind chill of -30. One of the coldest December days I can ever remember. (usually the cold hits us in mid-Jan, early Feb)

Fortunately, I am snug inside my well-heated, well-insulated home. And I have a few kitties to keep me warm as well! (Kaylee, the Calico Kitty Cat, the cutest little cat of them all, says, "Hello!")

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 22, 2022 08:34 PM (BpYfr)

128 >>> 125 >>>My first day at work

I guess this wouldn't be the best time to ask about when that raise kicks in.
Posted by: No Name Today at December 22, 2022 08:33 PM (vlXMQ)

What is it you say that you do here...?

Posted by: Bob and Bob at December 22, 2022 08:34 PM (llON8)

129 4 Been to that castle when it looked like that. It was cold inside and out!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 22, 2022 08:00 PM (ZFIFM)

Is that mad-Ludwig castle? If so, I was there as a 10 year old.

Posted by: Javems at December 22, 2022 08:35 PM (AmoqO)

130 Dr, T.

Did the Columbia campus ever recover for the lost enrollment due to the "Need some muscle over here" lady?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 22, 2022 08:35 PM (u82oZ)

131 104 Gref

You are a tough survivor.

But, at your request, I will put up a snow fence on the southern border of my jurisdiction. That just might help.


LOL

I grew up in northern South Dakota. My grandparents used to tell me it got so cold because there were only two barbed wire fences and three trees in North Dakota between us and the North Pole.

Posted by: Gref at December 22, 2022 08:36 PM (AMIL/)

132 112 Sorry, but sniper dude is kind of a dick.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 08:31 PM (Zz0t1)

They're an Instagram product...

Both the husband and the wife ambush each other.

Tonight's highlights are just the husband doing his thing.

The wife gives as good a she gets...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 22, 2022 08:37 PM (CCSxw)

133 This house is not well insulated and the ducting could use some work. But the furnace works and it's okay. The days start getting longer now.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 22, 2022 08:37 PM (uz3Px)

134 Well, getting freezing rain at the moment. First cold snap for the dog and she was reenacting Bambi slipping on the frozen pond out on the back deck.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 22, 2022 08:37 PM (PX01u)

135 >>>Sniper!

How is it that guy hasn't been murdered in his sleep?

Posted by: No Name Today at December 22, 2022 08:37 PM (vlXMQ)

136 Gref

LOL.

Stories like that circulate around here every winter Alberta Clipper. We normally say a snow fence on the Nebraska border.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 22, 2022 08:37 PM (u82oZ)

137 I'm wearing long johns for the first time in a long time. Darn it's cold.
I feel like Jed Clampett.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 22, 2022 08:38 PM (eGTCV)

138 Balloon shooters made a mess.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2022 08:38 PM (0OP+5)

139 Worked a forklift in a warehouse as a second job at night when I was young. Needed the extra cash. Had some interesting adventures but nothing like that domino CF.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 22, 2022 08:38 PM (Xrfse)

140 NaCly, the MU employees I know say they did. It is possible to get through that school and stay sane; so I can see that as a possibility, but the directional campuses are better and all the state universities have reasonable tuition. They just gouge you on the living expenses. Since my kids are half-Jayhawk spawn, Imma do what I can to keep them away.

Posted by: Catherine at December 22, 2022 08:38 PM (ZSsrh)

141 WTF is up with that one?
Posted by: Jordan61 "

My guess is he's bored.

Posted by: fd at December 22, 2022 08:39 PM (iayUP)

142 It turned out that it was a good idea to put the leftover Halloween candy in the freezer

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 22, 2022 08:39 PM (uz3Px)

143 Gramps had a bovine translator device that he used to communicate with malcontents, it looked a lot like a 2x4 to me.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 22, 2022 08:39 PM (NXvDO)

144 One time. One freaking time, I put a little rubber snake peeking out of the refrigerator water dispenser. My wife screamed, a little tiny bit. No biggie right? But my 4yo maybe she was 3 then I forget, saw it, and took off with the snake. She then started leaving it all over the house to get the same result from my wife, successfully. While my daughter giggled maniacally. Until the snake was confiscated.

Every time it was MY fault I was told.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2022 08:40 PM (0fVbu)

145 Did the Columbia campus ever recover for the lost enrollment due to the "Need some muscle over here" lady?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 22, 2022 08:35 PM (u82oZ)


I think they had about gotten back to their pre-idiocy numbers just before the pandemic hit; not sure where they are now. But it did take a while. There were a lot of parents who nixed the idea of their kids going to Mizzou or keeping up their past donations for several years.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 22, 2022 08:40 PM (jGGMD)

146 I just remembered. When the Ukraine stuff started I was skeptical of the US supporting a corrupt nation. They are big boys, they can fight the war on their own.

Here in the comments, ace disagreed with me. In fact, he said I was a Russian bot.

So I guess that's right that it's the first go to in the arguments anymore.

Posted by: blaster at December 22, 2022 08:41 PM (pwExq)

147 The bird isn't playing with the golf ball. It thinks it's an egg and is trying to open it.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at December 22, 2022 08:41 PM (a/7LW)

148 Catherine

Thank you. And I was thrilled the Jayhawks did so well in football this year. They were such a happy team.

I root for the KSU Wildcats, but from my time in the Service, the difference between KU and KSU shrinks when it is on the other side of the world. No real dog in the fight.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 22, 2022 08:41 PM (u82oZ)

149 I never went to a neat castle like that. Only German castle I've ever been to is Schloss Sans Souci...

My impression was, Yeah, neat, but... this ain't a castle. This is just a great big fuck off house. It's just a rectangular prism with delusions of grandeur. "Schloss" my left nut. You built a damn council flat, laid it on its side, filled it with gaudy crap, and bulldozed everything in a 100m radius to make it look bigger than it is (*cough*-manscaping-*cough*).

But I guess "Uhegrosseaufgeficktehaus" doesn't look as nice on the post cards.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 08:41 PM (9UlRk)

150 Those shelves are why you should design to 150% LIMIT load. Always.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2022 08:19 PM

Ace is at least a 200% Ewok.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2022 08:42 PM (a3Q+t)

151 Every time it was MY fault I was told.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2022 08:40 PM (0fVbu)

Well...it kinda was.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2022 08:43 PM (PUlo3)

152 There is a company called Minus 33 that makes winter gear. Their merino thermals aren't cheap but are warm and comfortable. Work well as pajamas too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 22, 2022 08:43 PM (uz3Px)

153 144 One time. One freaking time, I put a little rubber snake peeking out of the refrigerator water dispenser. My wife screamed, a little tiny bit. No biggie right? But my 4yo maybe she was 3 then I forget, saw it, and took off with the snake. She then started leaving it all over the house to get the same result from my wife, successfully. While my daughter giggled maniacally. Until the snake was confiscated.

Every time it was MY fault I was told.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2022 08:40 PM (0fVbu)


You haven't been properly surprised out of your underwear after you soiled it, until you've been standing at a urinal in a ramshackle highway rest stop rest room and seen a copperhead begin wriggling out of the wall boards a couple feet away.

Posted by: Gref at December 22, 2022 08:44 PM (AMIL/)

154 >>> 146 I just remembered. When the Ukraine stuff started I was skeptical of the US supporting a corrupt nation. They are big boys, they can fight the war on their own.

Here in the comments, ace disagreed with me. In fact, he said I was a Russian bot.

So I guess that's right that it's the first go to in the arguments anymore.
Posted by: blaster at December 22, 2022 08:41 PM (pwExq)

Nobody called *me* a Russian bot!! How come you get all the attention?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2022 08:44 PM (llON8)

155 That cow getting suddenly violent, that was Belushi in Animal House. You know the scene.

Posted by: Fozzy at December 22, 2022 08:44 PM (Gv7jm)

156
How is it that guy hasn't been murdered in his sleep?
Posted by: No Name Today at December 22, 2022 08:37 PM (vlXMQ)


Wife says she watches them on TikTok all the time. It's a tit for tat thing. She gets him back all the time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 08:45 PM (Zz0t1)

157 all 4 of my grandparents were born and raised about 100 miles from the above schloss

I've been to Ludwigsburg many times. There is a beautiful palace there

schloss Monrepos is right next to the old family farms

now, partly , a golf course

Posted by: REDACTED at December 22, 2022 08:45 PM (us2H3)

158 Thanks, Dr. T.

KSU has had 6 years of dropping enrollment.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 22, 2022 08:45 PM (u82oZ)

159
They're an Instagram product...

Both the husband and the wife ambush each other.

Tonight's highlights are just the husband doing his thing.

The wife gives as good a she gets...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 22, 2022 08:37 PM (CCSxw)


Yeah, the wife just mentioned that. If it's a mutual thing, that's cool. As long as they're fine. Just seemed dickish with only seeing that side of the battle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 08:46 PM (Zz0t1)

160 I think they had about gotten back to their pre-idiocy numbers just before the pandemic hit; not sure where they are now. But it did take a while. There were a lot of parents who nixed the idea of their kids going to Mizzou or keeping up their past donations for several years.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 22, 2022 08:40 PM (jGGMD)
---
One of their tactics to bolster numbers is to offer incentives to students who might be inclined to attend a different campus. As Mizzou is the most well-endowed (pun intended), they have resources the other campuses don't, such as scholarships for STEM students.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 22, 2022 08:46 PM (BpYfr)

161 Nobody called *me* a Russian bot!! How come you get all the attention?!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2022 08:44 PM (llON

Be better, Helena.

Be better.

Posted by: blaster at December 22, 2022 08:46 PM (pwExq)

162 Wife says she watches them on TikTok all the time. It's a tit for tat thing. She gets him back all the time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 08:45 PM (Zz0t1)

Heh. Your wife and my husband watch the same shit. Does she also watch the ones with the black guy and his doberman?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2022 08:46 PM (PUlo3)

163 Helena Handbasket

Uh, ... because you are too fiery and beautiful to be a robot?

Just spitballing here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 22, 2022 08:47 PM (u82oZ)

164 I'm not sure why a bull (or cow?) was wandering down an alley alone, or why the guy ignored it, but that could have turned out even worse.

Lady vs rooster also seems to lack situational awareness in dealing with livestock.

Both the critters should have become dinner soon after.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2022 08:47 PM (llON8)

165 Seventy-seven minutes of asshole mayor DUI arrest:
youtube.com/watch?v=h3HttU8JrTg
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at December 22, 2022 08:30 PM (24fqN)

Old prick forget the first rule of interacting with the Popo:

Shut The Fuck Up.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 22, 2022 08:47 PM (R/m4+)

166 Stories like that circulate around here every winter Alberta Clipper. We normally say a snow fence on the Nebraska border.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 22, 2022 08:37 PM (u82oZ)

Worked one Winter across southern Wyoming. The state tree should be a snow fence. There were miles and miles of them and in layers. At places where the snow really drifted there were often 3 or 4 rows of fence. Sort of defense in deep.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 22, 2022 08:47 PM (PX01u)

167 Some days I miss being 25 and turned loose on the world.
*thinks back to being 25*
Ah. Domestic misery and workplace drudgery.
Posted by: Not everyone
-----
heh. was accessed into the warhead custodian warrant ranks when i was 25. sheesh, was damned near invulnerable in that MOS. knew mah shiz so to speak.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 22, 2022 08:47 PM (3CCua)

168 You haven't been properly surprised out of your underwear after you soiled it, until you've been standing at a urinal in a ramshackle highway rest stop rest room and seen a copperhead begin wriggling out of the wall boards a couple feet away.
Posted by: Gref at December 22, 2022 08:44 PM (AMIL/)
---
To be honest, that is not the *worst* thing I could imagine encountering in a ramshackle highway rest stop, though it's pretty bad...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 22, 2022 08:48 PM (BpYfr)

169 I need to step away for a bit and make sure I don't end up with ice-cube chickens... they're probably mostly ok but I didn't realize we were going to have this nasty wind too.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2022 08:48 PM (llON8)

170
Old prick forget the first rule of interacting with the Popo:

Shut The Fuck Up.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 22, 2022 08:47 PM (R/m4+)


I thought it was "Turn that shit off." Or was it "Get a white friend?"

I don't remember.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)

171 We are so happy you are enjoying our TikTok, future comrades!

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at December 22, 2022 08:49 PM (Xrfse)

172 One of their tactics to bolster numbers is to offer incentives to students who might be inclined to attend a different campus. As Mizzou is the most well-endowed (pun intended), they have resources the other campuses don't, such as scholarships for STEM students.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 22, 2022 08:46 PM (BpYfr)


Besides which, the flagship just has name-recognition and prestige the others don't. Given the choice between Mizzou and UMSL (Missouri-St. Louis), I would choose Mizzou every time.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 22, 2022 08:49 PM (jGGMD)

173
Heh. Your wife and my husband watch the same shit. Does she also watch the ones with the black guy and his doberman?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2022 08:46 PM (PUlo3)


I will ask when she comes back in here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 08:50 PM (Zz0t1)

174 Did Ice Cube Chickens ever tour, or am I thinking of someone else I saw open for Dave Matthews at Santa Monica Civic in the late 80s?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2022 08:50 PM (OTzUX)

175 171 We are so happy you are enjoying our TikTok, future comrades!
Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at December 22, 2022 08:49 PM (Xrfse)

I'm still getting twinges in my optic nerves from whatever the hell that chick was with the alien eyes and the emoji pronouns this morning...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 08:50 PM (9UlRk)

176 170
Old prick forget the first rule of interacting with the Popo:

Shut The Fuck Up.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 22, 2022 08:47 PM (R/m4+)


I thought it was "Turn that shit off." Or was it "Get a white friend?"

I don't remember.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)


I learned early in my driving days that telling a police officer I didn't fully stop at a stop sign because I'm late for work was never going to get me out of a ticket.

Posted by: Gref at December 22, 2022 08:51 PM (AMIL/)

177 Dr. T

My younger brother and sister graduated from the Columbia campus. They took me to a MU-KSU football game once. We were seated behind the Golden Girls. "Game? What game?"

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 22, 2022 08:52 PM (u82oZ)

178 132
'Both the husband and the wife ambush each other.

Tonight's highlights are just the husband doing his thing.

The wife gives as good a she gets...'

I'd be waiting for it all the time. How the hell aren't they nervous around each other?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 22, 2022 08:53 PM (roH4R)

179 That video by Chris Rock (?) about "How Not to Get Shot by the Poh-Lice" is pretty good. And Pryor had a good one about getting pulled over.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2022 08:53 PM (OTzUX)

180 166 Stories like that circulate around here every winter Alberta Clipper. We normally say a snow fence on the Nebraska border.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 22, 2022 08:37 PM (u82oZ)

If you're being hit by Alberta clippers I better not fart.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 22, 2022 08:54 PM (eGTCV)

181 But my 4yo maybe she was 3 then I forget, saw it, and took off with the snake. She then started leaving it all over the house to get the same result from my wife, successfully. While my daughter giggled maniacally. Until the snake was confiscated.

Every time it was MY fault I was told.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2022 08:40 PM (0fVbu)


I taught my nephew to take his "Cow Says Moo" toy and scratch with it.

"The cow says...mu uh mu uh mu uh MOOOO!"

My sister-in-law was PISSED.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 08:54 PM (Zz0t1)

182 174 Did Ice Cube Chickens ever tour, or am I thinking of someone else I saw open for Dave Matthews at Santa Monica Civic in the late 80s?
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2022 08:50 PM (OTzUX)

Straight Outta Perdue.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 08:55 PM (9UlRk)

183 >>> I was getting one with someone with a bright red light shining out of their butthole.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2022 08:27 PM (PUlo3)


Randalf the reindeer. No, not a lot of songs written about him but he also had a very important job. To the rear.

Posted by: Santa at December 22, 2022 08:55 PM (0fVbu)

184 scroll further for a Brian Dennehy sighting
Posted by: DB

Whoopsie singing.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PrEdXoDxfE0&t=112s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2022 08:55 PM (FVME7)

185 rhomboid

Yes. Chris Rock. Words to live by, and laugh to.
https://youtu.be/uj0mtxXEGE8

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 22, 2022 08:55 PM (u82oZ)

186 merino socks are the bomb.
bought a few pairs at the amish hardware store, my feet have not gotten cold wearing them, flat rate excellent; well with the assistance of by big keen boots, impregnable (so far)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 22, 2022 08:56 PM (fxj5q)

187
I learned early in my driving days that telling a police officer I didn't fully stop at a stop sign because I'm late for work was never going to get me out of a ticket.
Posted by: Gref at December 22, 2022 08:51 PM (AMIL/)


I spun out entering a highway when I was a teen in my 66 Mustang. Cop saw me from the other side of the median and made a u-turn. Asked me what would happen if I brought home a ticket. "I'm sure dad has a shotgun shell with my name on it."

He told me to be more careful, but if he WERE to write me up, it would've been for 2 violations, not just one.

I thanked him for being gracious, did my u-turn and got the rock outta dodge.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 08:57 PM (Zz0t1)

188 well with the assistance of by big keen boots, impregnable (so far)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 22, 2022 08:56 PM (fxj5q)

I've been rockin' Ariats lately, but I think I might get a pair of Keens soon. I've never heard anyone say anything other than that they like them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 08:57 PM (9UlRk)

189 That NLurker it comes in pints?

How are you doing?

You have had an adventurous month. And you can leave out some details. We just want you to be happy and enjoying life.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 22, 2022 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

190 Wife drove back from NE TX today.....I've put off changing the spark plugs in her Expedition long enough.......DAMN that job sucks.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 08:59 PM (Zz0t1)

191 I rarely have a chance to use my Russian muskrat hat these days. Sounds like it would be useful to many in these comments. Thing is amazing - putting it on is like stepping inside on a cold winter day. Cost one quarter the proceeds from selling one pair of Levi's, bought at the main department store in Leningrad.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2022 09:00 PM (OTzUX)

192 >>> You haven't been properly surprised out of your underwear after you soiled it, until you've been standing at a urinal in a ramshackle highway rest stop rest room and seen a copperhead begin wriggling out of the wall boards a couple feet away.
Posted by: Gref at December 22, 2022 08:44 PM (AMIL/)
---
To be honest, that is not the *worst* thing I could imagine encountering in a ramshackle highway rest stop, though it's pretty bad...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 22, 2022 08:48 PM (BpYfr)


I've seen a porcupine flair up with his needles at night in the light of my flashlight just as I was getting ready to attempt #2.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2022 09:00 PM (0fVbu)

193 Heh. Your wife and my husband watch the same shit. Does she also watch the ones with the black guy and his doberman?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2022 08:46 PM (PUlo3)


I will ask when she comes back in here.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 08:50 PM (Zz0t1)


Yes. I'm told she watches that one occasionally.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 09:02 PM (Zz0t1)

194 My impression was, Yeah, neat, but... this ain't a castle. This is just a great big fuck off house. It's just a rectangular prism with delusions of grandeur. "Schloss" my left nut. You built a damn council flat, laid it on its side, filled it with gaudy crap, and bulldozed everything in a 100m radius to make it look bigger than it is (*cough*-manscaping-*cough*).

But I guess "Uhegrosseaufgeficktehaus" doesn't look as nice on the post cards.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 08:41 PM (9UlRk)

Freddie was just having Versailles Envy. Louis built that to force the nobility to leave their castles to hang out where the parties were and he could get hold of them if he wanted them whacked.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 22, 2022 09:03 PM (eoQWY)

195 OH....and yes. That horse is a smart mo fo. He can get away with that. I try that and my balls are around my neck in milliseconds.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 09:03 PM (Zz0t1)

196 Yeah, I do the snake in the rest stop men's room thing too.

Posted by: Shemp Smith at December 22, 2022 09:03 PM (dXilO)

197 Neuschwannstein.
Been there many times.
A beautiful part of Germany.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2022 09:03 PM (anj39)

198 I've seen a porcupine flair up with his needles at night in the light of my flashlight just as I was getting ready to attempt #2.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2022 09:00 PM (0fVbu)

I've seen a giant hairless monkey sneak up and shine a light in my face right before it took a dump....

Posted by: Scared Porcupine at December 22, 2022 09:04 PM (9UlRk)

199 Stories like that circulate around here every winter Alberta Clipper. We normally say a snow fence on the Nebraska border.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 22, 2022 08:37 PM (u82oZ)

If you're being hit by Alberta clippers I better not fart.
Posted by: That NLurker
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For some years I have suggested to AOP that he forgot to shut the door behind him when he departed for Southern climes. He probably finds it tedious, but the correlation can't be denied.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2022 09:04 PM (fjfub)

200 I'd be waiting for it all the time. How the hell aren't they nervous around each other?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 22, 2022 08:53 PM (roH4R)

I'm sure its scripted. You'd have to start looking for the signs otherwise.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 22, 2022 09:04 PM (eoQWY)

201 Guess I'd better go wrap the last of the Christmas presents.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2022 09:04 PM (PUlo3)

202 That NLurker it comes in pints?

How are you doing?

You have had an adventurous month. And you can leave out some details. We just want you to be happy and enjoying life.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 22, 2022 08:58 PM (u82oZ)
My house is like an ice box but otherwise okay.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 22, 2022 09:05 PM (eGTCV)

203 Air Force up on Baylor 9 - 7 at the half.

A barn burner, boy.......Guess they didn't prep for the weather in Ft. Worth.

LULZ.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 09:06 PM (Zz0t1)

204 Is that mad-Ludwig castle? If so, I was there as a 10 year old.
Posted by: Javems

Sorry, family is interfering with my typing...

Yes Ludwig the II.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 22, 2022 09:07 PM (ZFIFM)

205 It's 8:07 and my "out for delivery by 8:00 PM" is late.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 09:07 PM (Zz0t1)

206 My house has warmed up a whole degree since I installed a clean furnace but it's still.

https://youtu.be/ySb1f9zWJkQ

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 22, 2022 09:08 PM (eGTCV)

207 I'm sure its scripted. You'd have to start looking for the signs otherwise.
Posted by: Oldcat

I am pretty sure I saw her flinch before the shot was taken in several of those shots. Also, sometimes she hesitates going through the doorway instead of walking through naturally.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2022 09:08 PM (OX9vb)

208 I taught my nephew to take his "Cow Says Moo" toy and scratch with it.

"The cow says...mu uh mu uh mu uh MOOOO!"

My sister-in-law was PISSED.
Posted by: Sponge

Taught my first: Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumped: OUCH.

Instructor cracked up...
I got in trouble...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 22, 2022 09:09 PM (ZFIFM)

209 Does the AF still run the wishbone? They used to pass maybe twice a game.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 22, 2022 09:10 PM (CZBWZ)

210 I've seen a giant hairless monkey sneak up and shine a light in my face right before it took a dump....
Posted by: Scared Porcupine at December 22, 2022 09:04 PM (9UlRk)

No shit???

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2022 09:11 PM (anj39)

211 Sorry, family is interfering with my typing...

Yes Ludwig the II.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 22, 2022 09:07 PM (ZFIFM)

No problem. Kind of looked it up.

Posted by: Javems at December 22, 2022 09:11 PM (AmoqO)

212 Whoaaaaaaa..... I got three of them Toe-Brusher ads all running in unison right now... it's fucking glorious.... Like a symphony of podiatric funkiness... Like a fungiphobic pit orchestra full of first-violin Julliard candidates sawing away at their craft as if their very lives depended upon it.... I don't think I have the heart to refresh... This may be it for me.

If I show up with a new hash, it's because i'm on my phone.

...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 09:11 PM (9UlRk)

213 Dash just delivered the wrong food. How do you fix THAT?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 09:12 PM (Zz0t1)

214 Forecasting 28 foot waves on Lake Ontario and 24 footers on Lake Eerie.

Not sure if that happens often, but it seems pretty extreme to me.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Erie and Ontario are pretty shallow, and high winds can really whip up the waves. I've seen 15 foot waves on Lake Erie before, in milder weather.
And lake effect snow!
A friend in Traverse City, Michigan is expecting 2-3 FEET of snow in the next 48 hours. Lake Michigan is not frozen yet.

Posted by: A face in the crowd...... at December 22, 2022 09:13 PM (tjZg/)

215 A great joke to teach a kid that doesn't happen to be yours and spends most of their time around people that don't happen to you is the Interrupting Horse Knock Knock joke.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting Horse
Interrupting H...
NEEEEIGH!!

Because kids like to shout NEEEEIGH! and most people enjoy the joke, that first time they hear it.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2022 09:16 PM (0fVbu)

216 I taught my nephew to take his "Cow Says Moo" toy and scratch with it.

"The cow says...mu uh mu uh mu uh MOOOO!"

My sister-in-law was PISSED.
Posted by: Sponge

Taught my first: Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumped: OUCH.

Instructor cracked up...
I got in trouble...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 22, 2022 09:09 PM (ZFIFM)
***
Thanksgiving dinner years ago and granddaughter of Diogenes #1 is in a highchair. She drops her bite of turkey. "Oh my damnit!" she says.
Every friggin head at the table looks at me.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2022 09:16 PM (anj39)

217 Son of a whore! I forgot that the page reloads when you post!

Alas and alack, you glorious strains of scrubbed keratin and low frame-rate, never was there a wail of such toe, as that of Google Ads, and her Waraiotoko....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 09:17 PM (9UlRk)

218 Have a great night, everyone.

May you and yours, including chickens, eggs, cows, dogs, cats, and tropical orchids all be warm and safe.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 22, 2022 09:17 PM (u82oZ)

219 >>> You haven't been properly surprised out of your underwear after you soiled it, until you've been standing at a urinal in a ramshackle highway rest stop rest room and seen a copperhead begin wriggling out of the wall boards a couple feet away.
Posted by: Gref at December 22, 2022 08:44 PM (AMIL/)
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To be honest, that is not the *worst* thing I could imagine encountering in a ramshackle highway rest stop, though it's pretty bad...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 22, 2022 08:48 PM (BpYfr)


Meh, copperheads aren't fatal, and they're not that aggressive either. I've gotten within three feet of one by accident; I didn't bother him and he didn't bother me.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 22, 2022 09:18 PM (jGGMD)

220 The lack of heat in my house is making me a better person I'm sure.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 22, 2022 09:18 PM (eGTCV)

221 there's a hotel at Monrepos and it used to be a great place to stay but has changed hands

had great breakfast for 10 DM

all the great gravlax you could eat

those krauts love meat in the morning

plus, the hotel had the filthiest porn piped in 24/7, for free

the hotel itself was the cleanest place I have ever stayed, like they repainted the rooms every night

Posted by: REDACTED at December 22, 2022 09:20 PM (us2H3)

222 The lack of heat in my house is making me a better person I'm sure.
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 22, 2022 09:18 PM (eGTCV)

If it gets really bad, build a blankie fort and retreat to it with a sleeping bag, stoking hat and 100 watt lamp.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2022 09:20 PM (xhaym)

223 Son of a whore! I forgot that the page reloads when you post!

Alas and alack, you glorious strains of scrubbed keratin and low frame-rate, never was there a wail of such toe, as that of Google Ads, and her Waraiotoko....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 09:17 PM (9UlRk)
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If he had a Santa balloon he'd punch it!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 22, 2022 09:21 PM (iyc2T)

224 Yep, would love a muskrat hat! I did okay with wool that was slightly felted. Have LL Bean insulated pacs. I needed the sheepskin mittens though. And I should have gotten the balaclava out of the car. I would have needed more on to work outside.

In Spokane, I had an Army surplus parka. That was really nice.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 22, 2022 09:23 PM (uz3Px)

225 Evening. It's -32 wind chill. Lights have flickered a few times and I'm freaking out.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 22, 2022 09:24 PM (nxdel)

226 ***
Thanksgiving dinner years ago and granddaughter of Diogenes #1 is in a highchair. She drops her bite of turkey. "Oh my damnit!" she says.
Every friggin head at the table looks at me.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2022 09:16 PM (anj39)


Driving to Lubbock to visit friends, while driving through downtown Seymour, Texas, daughter tossed her binky and uttered her first word......shit.

My flabbergasted response made me miss the speed zone and got pulled over for speeding.

Officer actually understood my plight.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 09:24 PM (Zz0t1)

227 Buffalo is expecting 4 feet of snow along with 60 mph winds this weekend in their annual "welcome to our winter" celebration. There will be drinking.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 22, 2022 09:25 PM (8WUbr)

228 My neighbor is so cool. He dug the mud out of our water meter cutoff box and left the tee-wrench in place in case our pipes freeze/burst. And he left me a jug of Makers Mark too. 14 degrees in ETEX, we should be ok unless we lose power.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2022 09:25 PM (0OP+5)

229 I bought a Fjallraven greelander coat a little ways back (yeah, to hell with umlauts, deal with it). Just the shell jacket with a hood. Kinda pricey, but holey camoley is it great paired up with a decent sweater. It doesn't do much against cold on its own, but is completely impervious to wind and slush. I think it's basically just heavily waxed cotton. "G1000" or something they call it. Whatever. Nice jacket. Recommended, if you feel like splurging on a shell-layer coat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 09:27 PM (9UlRk)

230 Thanksgiving dinner years ago and granddaughter of Diogenes #1 is in a highchair. She drops her bite of turkey. "Oh my damnit!" she says.
Every friggin head at the table looks at me.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2022 09:16 PM (anj39)

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2022 09:16 PM (anj39)

My 2 hear old son was trying to fit some Leggos together and was have trouble. Finally he dropped them and said "Fuck it'. I would have blamed it on his Nanny but he didn't have one.

Posted by: Javems at December 22, 2022 09:27 PM (AmoqO)

231 I named it after my new schwantz.

I wanted everybody to see it.

Posted by: Mad Ludwig at December 22, 2022 09:27 PM (OaZlZ)

232 I was stationed about an hour and a half north of Neuschwannstein. For nearly three years. Awesome number of gasthauses between there an my quarters.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2022 09:28 PM (anj39)

233 In Spokane, I had an Army surplus parka. That was really nice.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 22, 2022 09:23 PM (uz3Px)

I have an extreme weather parka that I use about once every other year. And tonight is that night. Have I mentioned it will be in the 20's and we are forecast for about an inch of freezing rain?

FMR - we will lose a lot of trees if that happens

Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2022 09:28 PM (xhaym)

234 227 Buffalo is expecting 4 feet of snow along with 60 mph winds this weekend in their annual "welcome to our winter" celebration. There will be drinking.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 22, 2022 09:25 PM (8WUbr)

Quoth all of Buffalo, "Only four feet?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 09:28 PM (9UlRk)

235 that Vincent guy in the balance of nature spots is pretty creepy

Posted by: REDACTED at December 22, 2022 09:29 PM (us2H3)

236 snakes in bathrooms, etc, is why my hiking J-Frame usually has a shot cartridge up front as #1 - also walking the dog in early AM; other 4 are 158rnl usually

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 22, 2022 09:29 PM (fxj5q)

237 My 2 hear old son was trying to fit some Leggos together and was have trouble. Finally he dropped them and said "Fuck it'. I would have blamed it on his Nanny but he didn't have one.
Posted by: Javems at December 22, 2022 09:27 PM (AmoqO)


How old is he? Sounds like they might be a good match. Granddaughter of Diogenes#1 is pretty hawt now.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2022 09:31 PM (anj39)

238 My son was about three and firmly strapped into his car seat as the law requires, while I drove around looking for available airport parking when he very clearly asked "Dad, where the hell are we going?". My wife didn't say a word, just laughed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 22, 2022 09:31 PM (Dgh6p)

239 If it gets really bad, build a blankie fort and retreat to it with a sleeping bag, stoking hat and 100 watt lamp.
Posted by: Kindltot

How cold was it?

Political commentators needed a stoking hat to set their hair on fire.

Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2022 09:31 PM (P1f+c)

240 Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2022 09:25 PM (0OP+5)

leave the water dripping

will help

Posted by: REDACTED at December 22, 2022 09:32 PM (us2H3)

241 Erie and Ontario are pretty shallow, and high winds can really whip up the waves. I've seen 15 foot waves on Lake Erie before, in milder weather.
And lake effect snow!
A friend in Traverse City, Michigan is expecting 2-3 FEET of snow in the next 48 hours. Lake Michigan is not frozen yet.
Posted by: A face in the crowd...... at December 22, 2022 09:13 PM (tjZg/)

Erie's open as well...this is not a good sign.

Ontario's not that shallow, it's the 3rd deepest GL.

Erie is shallow...really shallow in the western end. Over by Buffalo the lake is fairly deep...think of the shape of a spoon, with the handle of the spoon being the western end, and the belly of the spoon being the eastern end.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 22, 2022 09:32 PM (CCSxw)

242 Those shelves are why you should design to 150% LIMIT load. Always.
Posted by: banana Dream

This sounds like it may be 50% more expensive than in needs to be.

Posted by: Marv in accounting at December 22, 2022 09:32 PM (P1f+c)

243 Pile cap. I should have bought one before I got out of the service. I DO have a GI issue wool watch cap.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2022 09:32 PM (ejFwh)

244 Norwegians are known to say that there is no bad weather, just inappropriate clothing.

Posted by: Norseman at December 22, 2022 09:33 PM (dXilO)

245 Quoth all of Buffalo, "Only four feet?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 09:28 PM (9UlRk)
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Exactly. If they don't need heavy equipment to dig the kids out of school to go home at days end, well, its practically spring.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 22, 2022 09:33 PM (WAULu)

246 snakes in bathrooms, etc, is why my hiking J-Frame usually has a shot cartridge up front as #1 - also walking the dog in early AM; other 4 are 158rnl usually
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 22, 2022 09:29 PM (fxj5q)

I worked with an older Vietnamese lady, she told me her house in Vietnam had problems with cobras coming up the drainage spout into the bathroom.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2022 09:34 PM (xhaym)

247 -13 now. Good thing I have the water pipes taken care of.

Haven't seen it this cold in at least a decade.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at December 22, 2022 09:34 PM (UQUAY)

248 >>>The lack of heat in my house is making me a better person I'm sure.

>I've been trying to rough it out for the last three days with a blanket because I'm cheap, but I just turned up the heaters. I'm tired of this -23 deg F and 14 mph wind. I'm not going anywhere until it warms up. I have ration paper products.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 22, 2022 09:34 PM (geVLo)

249 My son was about three and firmly strapped into his car seat as the law requires, while I drove around looking for available airport parking when he very clearly asked "Dad, where the hell are we going?". My wife didn't say a word, just laughed.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 22, 2022 09:31 PM (Dgh6p)


My buddy's son was in a car seat and they were heading to the boy's favorite restaurant, Fuddruckers. There was a car load of people and as soon as he saw the sign, he knew where they were going and got really excited. He started bouncing and moving his legs around yelling "We're going to Buttfuckers!!!!"

No one really knew where THAT one came from.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 09:34 PM (Zz0t1)

250 If it gets really bad, build a blankie fort and retreat to it with a sleeping bag, stoking hat and 100 watt lamp.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2022 09:20 PM (xhaym)

If you have a stoking hat, just stick close to the boiler, and keep shoveling that coal.

Posted by: the End Oil tards at December 22, 2022 09:34 PM (tkR6S)

251 Still relatively warm here. That's gonna change around 0200 tomorrow. Forty degree drop by 1300.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 22, 2022 09:35 PM (Xrfse)

252 Damn. Off, tard sock.

Posted by: the End Oil tards at December 22, 2022 09:35 PM (tkR6S)

253 Neuschwanstein Castle...Finally a picture on the Cafe where I can say, "I've been there!"

It's a magnificent castle, though it's not really designed for warfare. It's more of a palace than a castle...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 22, 2022 08:04 PM (BpYfr)

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It was not a castle at all.

By the nineteenth century actual castles had long been made obsolete. Siege cannon first deployed in the 1400s made sure of that.

In the Age of Romanticism, faux castle architecture became a faddish thing. Neuschwanstein, which was the palace of crazy Ludwig II of Bavaria, was built of steel and concrete like a modern high-rise. It is no more an authentic castle than the one is that was built in Anaheim by Disney in the 1950s.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2022 09:35 PM (Qzn2/)

254 Sticky, it was.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2022 09:35 PM (tkR6S)

255 In Spokane, I had an Army surplus parka. That was really nice.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 22, 2022 09:23 PM (uz3Px)

When I first started driving a truck I didn't have a blanket (I was dropped off in Atlanta, by a trainer, to get my first truck). Couldn't afford to buy one and eat too. Used a lined Army parka for a week. It's in my hall closet, just in case.

Posted by: Javems at December 22, 2022 09:36 PM (AmoqO)

256 227 Buffalo is expecting 4 feet of snow along with 60 mph winds this weekend in their annual "welcome to our winter" celebration. There will be drinking.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 22, 2022 09:25 PM (8WUbr)

Hell, Huck...we've already had 7', and then another 3'.

What's another 4' between friends.

I-90 will close to truck traffic WNY through PA at 4:00am.

#snowmageddon

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 22, 2022 09:36 PM (CCSxw)

257 Norwegians are known to say that there is no bad weather, just inappropriate clothing.

Norwegians are also known to say "We have a whole continent to choose from. Let's go to Minnesota." So, you know...

Posted by: Archimedes at December 22, 2022 09:36 PM (eOEVl)

258 very cool, W-o!

I have been rockin' a fleece from Austrian surplus that I got clued in on here, varusteleka.com is an excellent euro-army surplus store in Helsinki, totally recommended!

enuff valu-rite; bedtime!

g'night Horde!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 22, 2022 09:36 PM (fxj5q)

259 So has it been determined yet if the deadly cold weather moving across the country is because of global warming?

Posted by: Ripley at December 22, 2022 09:37 PM (PTDkx)

260 So has it been determined yet if the deadly cold weather moving across the country is because of global warming?
Posted by: Ripley at December 22, 2022 09:37 PM (PTDkx)


Trump.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2022 09:38 PM (yQpMk)

261 He started bouncing and moving his legs around yelling "We're going to Buttfuckers!!!!"

No one really knew where THAT one came from.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 09:34 PM (Zz0t1)
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My daughter was in her stroller on Broadway one day and watched a fire engine go by, sirens on, and she yelled out "look! A big, red, fuck!"

I love that memory.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 22, 2022 09:38 PM (s16GZ)

262 Banking your house with snow makes a big difference.

Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2022 09:38 PM (SYTee)

263 >>> This sounds like it may be 50% more expensive than in needs to be.
Posted by: Marv in accounting at December 22, 2022 09:32 PM (P1f+c)



50% hah! At the start of the preliminary/conceptual stage may be 100% more expensive to design in that 50% margin. At late stage, when you've already started to machine and form parts we're talking 1000% or more.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2022 09:39 PM (0fVbu)

264 the Palace was not Ludy's Favorite

Posted by: REDACTED at December 22, 2022 09:39 PM (us2H3)

265 Got invited out for supper. We had elk stew. It was yummy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2022 09:39 PM (tkR6S)

266

Forecasting 28 foot waves on Lake Ontario and 24 footers on Lake Eerie.

Not sure if that happens often, but it seems pretty extreme to me.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


The wind in the wires made a tattle-tale sound
When the wave broke over the railin'
And every man knew, as the captain did too
'Twas the witch of November come stealin'
The dawn came late and the breakfast had to wait
When the gales of November came slashin'
When afternoon came it was freezing rain
In the face of a hurricane west wind

Posted by: rickb223 Gone Galt at December 22, 2022 09:39 PM (9uCBG)

267 {i]So has it been determined yet if the deadly cold weather moving across the country is because of global warming?
Posted by: Ripley at December 22, 2022 09:37 PM (PTDkx)

I think they decided it was a combination of whiteness and Kari Lake's election denying.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2022 09:39 PM (xhaym)

268 Trump.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2022 09:38 PM (yQpMk)

Channeling Major Healey?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2022 09:40 PM (tkR6S)

269 #snowmageddon

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 22, 2022 09:36 PM (CCSxw)
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You guys are tough up there. I admire the attitude. I remember trying to drive to school up the thruway, when I was in college, and being amazed it had to close. Buffalo peeps hardly blinked

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 22, 2022 09:41 PM (s16GZ)

270 46 degrees in jersey right now, going up to the 50's, then into the teens tomorrow. The planet better stop getting it's thermostats from hut #43 in china.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 22, 2022 09:41 PM (VwHCD)

271 Cicero, you mean ..... that castle in Anaheim isn't a real castle?

Way to shatter some foundational memories and assumptions here.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2022 09:42 PM (OTzUX)

272 So has it been determined yet if the deadly cold weather moving across the country is because of global warming?
Posted by: Ripley at December 22, 2022 09:37 PM (PTDkx)


Russian Disinformation and Climate Change..

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 09:42 PM (Zz0t1)

273 Got invited out for supper. We had elk stew. It was yummy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2022 09:39 PM (tkR6S)


I'm jealous......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 09:43 PM (Zz0t1)

274 34 Dang.

Forecasting 28 foot waves on Lake Ontario and 24 footers on Lake Eerie.

Not sure if that happens often, but it seems pretty extreme to me.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 22, 2022 08:09 PM (doaiM)

Not on Erie, it's not deep enough. I believe 14-16' is the record.

Not sure about Ontario. I would imagine it could generate bigger waves due to its overall depth, but 28' seems outlandish.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 22, 2022 09:43 PM (CCSxw)

275 Got invited out for supper. We had elk stew. It was yummy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2022 09:39 PM (tkR6S)


I'm jealous......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 09:43 PM (Zz0t1)


Elk is delicious.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2022 09:44 PM (anj39)

276 Night SRE! I gotta check them out. I have a weird affinity for all things Finnish, and I don't know why.

For legit cold weather, I always fall back to my great-uncle's Navy issue peacoat he wore all through Korea, which he gave to my Dad, and which my Dad gave to me when I was in high school. I've sewn the lining back in more times than I can count, and I've sewn every button back on more than once. I actually lost one of the original buttons, but tracked down a direct replacement bakelite button at an Army-Navy shop across the state to put back on.

For worse-than-legit cold weather, I got my surplus Stasi Officer's coat with shitty pot-metal buttons (which I couldn't give less of a crap about finding originals for) but man, oh man is that coat warm. Wearing it makes me imagine some poor schleprock Ossie officer standing around on guard trying not to die in the German winter while he has nothing else to do but hope his family doesn't rat him out for a made up thought-crime just to get his life insurance.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 09:44 PM (9UlRk)

277 Cicero, you mean ..... that castle in Anaheim isn't a real castle?

Way to shatter some foundational memories and assumptions here.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2022 09:42 PM (OTzUX)

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News Flash: The hippos in the Jungle Cruise are made out of polyethylene plastic.

Sorry to spoil the fun.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2022 09:45 PM (Qzn2/)

278 We were seated behind the Golden Girls. "Game? What game?"

been there. Later that night several of the girls were at the house party. A few ser still there hte next morning.

Posted by: free tibet at December 22, 2022 09:45 PM (v3PNl)

279 The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee

https://tinyurl.com/2s3xssyx

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 22, 2022 09:46 PM (Xrfse)

280 275 Got invited out for supper. We had elk stew. It was yummy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2022 09:39 PM (tkR6S)


I'm jealous......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 09:43 PM (Zz0t1)


Elk is delicious.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2022 09:44 PM (anj39)

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Kiwanis stew > Elk stew

Posted by: J. Dahmer at December 22, 2022 09:47 PM (Qzn2/)

281 All done. I'm supposed to drop off a couple of presents tomorrow to various people, but it's now a 92% chance of snow. Super.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2022 09:47 PM (PUlo3)

282 Long ago spent some time in the field (January) with the Canadian Forces, on winter exercises. "Nez Rouge".

Was between -10 and +20ish all week. Actually was outside the whole time with one brief cheating event.

Was never really cold. Best thing - besides the air-gap boots - were the big mittens with rabbit fur on the back of the hand. Hands were toasty, and you could put the fur up to your face and warm up your nose/mouth. This was before polypropylene underwear or other good synthetic stuff. Cotton long johns, wool pants and shirt, wool socks, arctic parka, and the stuff already mentioned.

3-piece sleeping bags. Nice and warm. There'd be icicles above your face on the tent in the morning. First guy out of the bag to turn on the small gas heating lamps was the one who got cold.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2022 09:48 PM (OTzUX)

283 You guys are tough up there. I admire the attitude. I remember trying to drive to school up the thruway, when I was in college, and being amazed it had to close. Buffalo peeps hardly blinked
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 22, 2022 09:41 PM (s16GZ)

The older I've gotten the less I like driving the Thruway. I know how to do it...it's the other idiots on the road that concern me.

Lord, I remember getting up at 4:00am, packing 6 guys, and skiis into a Chevy Impala Convertible, and driving from Cleveland to Holiday Valley when we were 16 y/o...

How we all didn't die is a bloody miracle

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 22, 2022 09:48 PM (CCSxw)

284 How old is he? Sounds like they might be a good match. Granddaughter of Diogenes#1 is pretty hawt now.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2022 09:31 PM (anj39)

He's going to be 45 in a week. Might be a bit too old.

Posted by: Javems at December 22, 2022 09:50 PM (AmoqO)

285 def, W-o!
yeah, same thing with Finns here; worked with a lot of them, dunno, but something resonates, anyway; knives, alcohol, snow, ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 22, 2022 09:50 PM (fxj5q)

286 How we all didn't die is a bloody miracle
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 22, 2022 09:48 PM (CCSxw)


I occasionally drive the roads I drove in my youth and I remember how I drove them and what I was driving at the time and am AMAZED God had a plan for me that didn't involve dying at 17 - 19.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 09:50 PM (Zz0t1)

287 knives, alcohol, snow, ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 22, 2022 09:50 PM (fxj5q)

"Sisu"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 09:51 PM (9UlRk)

288 Tomorrow at work is 'wear all your clothes at one time' Day.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2022 09:52 PM (0OP+5)

289 Haven't been on the Jungle Cruise in a geologic epoch. Actually haven't been to Disneyland at all for ..... 10 years? Just far, far, far too crowded - and now expensive - to really enjoy. You grow up going a few times a year, on slow-ish days in a previous historical period where everything was far less crowded ..... hard to go there now.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2022 09:52 PM (OTzUX)

290 He's going to be 45 in a week. Might be a bit too old.
Posted by: Javems at December 22, 2022 09:50 PM (AmoqO)

Yeah. A bit.
Bummer.
Granddaughter is a sophomore in college.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2022 09:52 PM (anj39)

291 Had some elk

got me out of the rut

Posted by: Cow at December 22, 2022 09:53 PM (us2H3)

292 I occasionally drive the roads I drove in my youth and I remember how I drove them and what I was driving at the time and am AMAZED God had a plan for me that didn't involve dying at 17 - 19.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 09:50 PM (Zz0t1)

Exactly...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 22, 2022 09:53 PM (CCSxw)

293 Fireplace on. Glass of Carolans Irish Cream. Animals are on beds and toasty warm.

Life is good.

Posted by: rickb223 Gone Galt at December 22, 2022 09:53 PM (9uCBG)

294 My parents were smart...

They made sure Warai-sister and I didn't like anything Disney or Disney related, so they never had to listen to bitching about going to Disney.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 09:53 PM (9UlRk)

295 Cicero, Christmas Day on the boat? Should be nice and warm on Sunday.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2022 09:54 PM (OTzUX)

296 So has it been determined yet if the deadly cold weather moving across the country is because of global warming?
Posted by: Ripley

Russian Disinformation and Climate Change..
Posted by: Sponge

State-by-state. In Minnesota, it's racism. In South Dakota, transphobia. I think Russian Disinformation was New York?

Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2022 09:54 PM (P1f+c)

297 You grow up going a few times a year, on slow-ish days in a previous historical period where everything was far less crowded ..... hard to go there now.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2022 09:52 PM (OTzUX)

Besides, why put money into the hands of a woke corporation that hates us and wants us dead?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2022 09:54 PM (tkR6S)

298 years? Just far, far, far too crowded - and now expensive - to really enjoy. You grow up going a few times a year, on slow-ish days in a previous historical period where everything was far less crowded ..... hard to go there now.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2022 09:52 PM (OTzUX)
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Last time I went there (and it was for free) I swore I would never go back. That was about a decade ago.

I have stayed true to my profanity-laden oath.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2022 09:54 PM (Qzn2/)

299 Haven't been on the Jungle Cruise in a geologic epoch. Actually haven't been to Disneyland at all for ..... 10 years? Just far, far, far too crowded - and now expensive - to really enjoy. You grow up going a few times a year, on slow-ish days in a previous historical period where everything was far less crowded ..... hard to go there now.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2022 09:52 PM (OTzUX)

I used to go all the time, too. We lived in Tustin when I was a kid. We had a drawer full of A, B, and some C tickets. One year, my dad's company rented the whole place just for the workers and their families. That was peak awesome.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2022 09:55 PM (PUlo3)

300 AFA is beating Baylor pretty good right now. Ft. Worth is a frozen tundra they are saying. I guess my overlords I work for has allowed for ESPN to appear on the TV's in the room I work in. It will be gone after Christmas and NY. Usually it's blocked.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 22, 2022 09:55 PM (D8mow)

301 So has it been determined yet if the deadly cold weather moving across the country is because of global warming?
Posted by: Ripley

Trump trading cards.

Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2022 09:55 PM (SYTee)

302 oh, and yeah, Papa Eez's Navy peacoat tat he brought back from The War was a winter must; jeepers, 3/8" of solid wool, if you could get anything like it today it would be $1k+ ... wore it until it couldn't be stretched across my chest anymore; gave it to a girlfriend ...
... so it goes ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 22, 2022 09:56 PM (fxj5q)

303 293 Fireplace on. Glass of Carolans Irish Cream. Animals are on beds and toasty warm.

Life is good.
Posted by: rickb223 Gone Galt at December 22, 2022 09:53 PM (9uCBG)

I like Carolans. I've been making what I call a "White Irishman". It's essentially how I would make an Irish Coffee, but without coffee. Irish Whisky, Irish Cream, little bit of milk. Kinda like building a White Russian, but not a White Russian at all. It's pretty tasty, really. Maybe there's a real name for it. But I don't care. I'm going with "White Irishman".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 09:56 PM (9UlRk)

304 AOP well yes now there's all that. Fortunately the practical issues I noted took me out of the picture years ago before that stuff was raging.

I saw Walt twice, as I recall, he'd sit in a chair up on the right-hand 2nd floor window of the firehouse on Main Street just inside the entrance and wave to people and kids. Suit and tie.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2022 09:56 PM (OTzUX)

305 if you could get anything like it today it would be $1k+ ... wore it until it couldn't be stretched across my chest anymore; gave it to a girlfriend ...
... so it goes ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 22, 2022 09:56 PM (fxj5q)

I see "peacoats" at banana republic and scoff.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 09:57 PM (9UlRk)

306 Cicero, Christmas Day on the boat? Should be nice and warm on Sunday.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2022 09:54 PM (OTzUX)

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The Lady Cicero and I are going to have Christmas Eve dinner onboard, even if the food will be takeout. The weather should be perfect.

Apologies in advance to all you wretches being ripped bt the Arctic cyclone and shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2022 09:57 PM (Qzn2/)

307 He's going to be 45 in a week. Might be a bit too old.
Posted by: Javems

Yeah. A bit. Bummer. Granddaughter is a sophomore in college.
Posted by: Diogenes

That meets the "half your age minus seven" rule.

.....what?

Posted by: Mel Gibson at December 22, 2022 09:57 PM (P1f+c)

308 Re: Neuschwanstein Castle. how did the Eight Air Fore miss that big a target?

(Kinda glad they did).

Posted by: a.moron at December 22, 2022 09:58 PM (F6Xpw)

309 I'm just realizing now that me now, my dad now, me in high school, my dad in high school, and my great-uncle in the 1950's are all the same size.

Huh. I guess that's not what's normally supposed to happen.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 09:59 PM (9UlRk)

310 -23 tonight. 36 on Saturday and 40's all next week if the weather bums are right. Wind chill -31

Posted by: free tibet at December 22, 2022 09:59 PM (v3PNl)

311 I occasionally drive the roads I drove in my youth and I remember how I drove them and what I was driving at the time and am AMAZED God had a plan for me that didn't involve dying at 17 - 19.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 09:50 PM (Zz0t1)


In downtown Vancouver WA, there is an intersection of Fourth Plain Blvd and Main Street. 51 years ago a buddy was driving his parents new Ford Torino and we blew through that intersection at 125 mph. I swore then Id never, ever do that shit again.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2022 09:59 PM (anj39)

312 292 I occasionally drive the roads I drove in my youth and I remember how I drove them and what I was driving at the time and am AMAZED God had a plan for me that didn't involve dying at 17 - 19.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2022 09:50 PM (Zz0t1)

Exactly...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 22, 2022 09:53 PM (CCSxw) "

omg, yes, this, exactly ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 22, 2022 10:00 PM (fxj5q)

313 Jordan, oh yes. I recall going with friends for AT&T night, and possible Convair night, back in the day. And senior year in high school one whole day, just high school kids from all over SoCal.

I wonder what's happening with the dirigible hangars in Tustin. 10 years ago I spoke with a board member of the foundation for the national monument there, he said first order of business was a consultants' report on making the one hangar (the other will remain available for other uses, I guess) safe for the public (by current codes).

$1M. He said this put a bit of a chill into the whole project.

Hockey store I use up there is right across the street from the hangars.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2022 10:00 PM (OTzUX)

314 Apologies in advance to all you wretches being ripped bt the Arctic cyclone and shit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2022 09:57 PM (Qzn2/)

It's cool here in Apache Junction; mid '60's today. Rain forecast for next week. Maybe 75 on Christmas Day?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2022 10:01 PM (tkR6S)

315 Norwegians are also known to say "We have a whole continent to choose from. Let's go to Minnesota." So, you know...
Posted by: Archimedes

Uff-da! He got us there, you betcha!

Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2022 10:01 PM (P1f+c)

316 & now, g'night one and all,

g-d bless us every one!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 22, 2022 10:02 PM (fxj5q)

317 Cicero, nice. I'll be eating at a relative's about 1 mile from your boat. Dreading possible traffic issues. I've been making the Christmas Day trip up there and back for 30 years. Only in the last 5 or so was traffic ever a consideration. And some family coming down the 5 for T-giving down here faced huge delays.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2022 10:03 PM (OTzUX)

318 ONT is up

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2022 10:04 PM (PUlo3)

319 ONT up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2022 10:04 PM (tkR6S)

320

ONT

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Posted by: Zettai at December 22, 2022 10:05 PM (42Imm)

321 309 I'm just realizing now that me now, my dad now, me in high school, my dad in high school, and my great-uncle in the 1950's are all the same size.

Huh. I guess that's not what's normally supposed to happen.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2022 09:59 PM (9UlRk)

Sounds good to me...

Posted by: Procrustes at December 22, 2022 10:09 PM (CCSxw)

322 259 So has it been determined yet if the deadly cold weather moving across the country is because of global warming?

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