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Wi Spa Transgender Finally Arrested for Showing His Semi-Erect Wi to Underaged Girls

You remember this, um, lady, right?

She -- correct pronouns -- identifies as a woman and went into a San Francisco Los Angeles spa and paraded her semi-erect female penis in front of women and underaged girls.

Prompting this reaction from a black female customer. I note she's black because black people don't live in the Empire of Lies that white people are forced to live in, and can say things which are true like "That man just showed his dick to my little girl."

The transgender gentlelady apparently uses her status as a female with a penis to gain access to women's spaces to expose her female penis, which can't possibly be true, because I'm reliably informed that that never happens and is something only QAnon Racists would say.

John Sexton points out that the Washington Post claimed that anyone who had a problem with this was just an -ist or a -phobe, choosing only to quote a Trans Activist for commentary on the situation.

A famous spa in Los Angeles's Koreatown became the latest site in the battle over transgender rights last week, drawing attention from conservative commentators nationwide. A week after a customer confronted spa staffers about a transgender woman apparently disrobing in the spa's women's section, protests over the situation turned violent...

The initial confrontation between an upset customer and spa staff happened after a transgender woman -- who has not been publicly identified -- reportedly used the side of the spa reserved for women. In one video, a person who identifies herself as the spa's manager asks whether the transgender woman did anything specifically inappropriate, and an upset customer replies that the person's genitalia was exposed in the women's section of the spa.

"She was within the women's section, which, you know, is exactly where she should be," said Jae Red Rose, an organizer for San Diego Trans Pride.

The spa's Facebook page warns that "modesty must be checked at the door, as no clothing is worn in these gender-separated areas." Two customers said they -- and two girls who were present -- were "traumatized" after seeing the transgender woman's genitals.

Nice use of scare quotes around "traumatized." Maybe underaged girls aren't traumatized when men flash them their erect pensises -- maybe we should get rid of all these laws, huh?

Also, no word on whether the black woman and San Francisco Los Angeles resident bringing the original complaint was a "conservative commentator" or not. I'm thinking probably not, but I await the Washington Post's follow-up reportage for confirmation.

Sexton also points out that the amateur leftwing webzine Slate called the entire incident a, quote, "transphobic hoax."

transphobichoax.jpg

The whole video was a hoax, Slate. You got that right. The complaining woman and the other people who supported her? All "Crisis Actors."

Antifa, who are just journalists with masks, beat the shit out of Christians who were protesting the spa for allowing this person to expose her female penis to underage girls. Video and details at Sexton's link.


So it turns out that this person is a registered sex offender who, get this, likes showing his dick to women and underaged girls and is Living His Life to the Full as a Transwoman and using his new gender to do so. He was previously charged with indecent exposure for this trick, but evaded the cops.

But She has finally been arrested.

Transgender 'pervert' is arrested 15 months after she 'exposed herself to women and girls at Wi Spa in LA' triggering violent protests from Antifa goons who branded allegations a bigoted hoax

A transgender person wanted for exposing their naked, half-erect penis to women in two separate changing room incidents in Los Angeles has been arrested after more than 15 months on the run.

The suspect, 53-year-old Darren Agee Merager, had been charged with five felony counts of indecent exposure for the incidents - including an infamous altercation at Wi Spa, where Merager exposed herself to several women, including an underage girl.

Merager - a convicted sex criminal who identifies as a woman - had previously rebuffed the allegations, claiming to be a victim of transphobia.

The story was then, for months, swept under the rug by the mainstream media - with many, including the leftist radical group Antifa, defending Merager.

The incident spawned month protests - many of them violent - all while Merager's previous sex crimes continued to come to light. Eventually, Merager was unmasked as a registered sex offender, convicted for similar incidents in 2002 and 2003.

Also unearthed was a warrant for the sex pest's arrest for a separate locker room incident in December 2018, and a laundry list of offenses stretching nearly two decades, including burglary and trespass.

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Antifa's Woman of the Year,
Darren Agee Merager

Martha Raddatz immediately ran cover for antifa and the Democrats (but I repeat myself) who had defended this pervert, pointing out that if Republicans had not pointed out that perverts could use the claim of "transgenderism" as cover for gaining entry into woman's private spaces, they never would have thought of it.

Posted by: Ace at 06:25 PM




Comments

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1 I got nothing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 06:25 PM (u73oe)

2 Speechless, I am.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 06:25 PM (u73oe)

3 Ok, I’ll go get em.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 06:25 PM (u73oe)

4 Home run!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 06:25 PM (u73oe)

5 So much ick today.

Posted by: Catherine at December 20, 2022 06:26 PM (ZSsrh)

6 50% of the top ten.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 06:26 PM (u73oe)

7 Otters called.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 06:27 PM (u73oe)

8 Believe all women?

Posted by: PG at December 20, 2022 06:27 PM (84jHt)

9 Firstest before Sponge!

Posted by: Archer at December 20, 2022 06:27 PM (gmo/4)

10 Spa. Raperoom. Tomato, tomato. Why are you all so uptight about involuntary exposure to erections? It's not like that's a crime or anything.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 20, 2022 06:27 PM (ppBhU)

11 The many outfits of Sam Brinton! Biden's ousted energy officer has quite the eclectic style - but how many of the quirky garments were stolen from airport carousels... and are any of them YOURS?

https://mol.im/a/11533855

Posted by: Ciampino -- those shiny baubles actually taunt cats at December 20, 2022 06:29 PM (qfLjt)

12 Sponge!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 20, 2022 06:30 PM (Wnv9h)

13 2012 what does gay marriage have to do with you anyway hater

2022 suck that lady penis

Posted by: 18-1 at December 20, 2022 06:30 PM (lc5cP)

14 Martha Raddatz always looks like she’s trying to pass a kidney stone.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 06:30 PM (u73oe)

15 Antifa also swarmed social media and Twitter to call claims that Antifa protested a hoax, too.

Also that my previous sentence is also a hoax, and that there is no such thing as Antifa. It's gaslighting all the way down with Antifa.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 20, 2022 06:30 PM (YJwUM)

16 ace, you need to get out of the NE.

Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2022 06:30 PM (ZEa+g)

17 Actually could have been first, but read the content. Rookie mistake.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 20, 2022 06:30 PM (Wnv9h)

18
Awwww, it's like a penis, only smaller.

*kicks pervert in the nads*

Posted by: The correct, yet restrained response at December 20, 2022 06:31 PM (n+4am)

19
Actually could have been first, but read the content. Rookie mistake.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Even at 29, you should be old enough to know better...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 20, 2022 06:32 PM (n+4am)

20 In a way, I find these charges really bittersweet. Because all female spaces should be given the exact same respect that all male spaces receive.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 20, 2022 06:32 PM (ppBhU)

21 My mind changed every "she" in that article to " it".

Shrug... Works for me!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 20, 2022 06:32 PM (Wy1BU)

22 Even at 29, you should be old enough to know better...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 20, 2022 06:32 PM

*hangs head*

I'll be better.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 20, 2022 06:33 PM (Wnv9h)

23 That dude in the video doesn't look like the one in the newspaper photo at the end. Also, the dude in the video looks like his nose has been broken before and not set right.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 20, 2022 06:34 PM (0fVbu)

24 2012 what does gay marriage have to do with you anyway hater

2021 if your daughter did not want to be sodomized by a trannyshe should have stayed out of the girls bathroom

Posted by: 18-1 at December 20, 2022 06:34 PM (lc5cP)

25 Any truth to the rumor that David French was arrested in this protest?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 20, 2022 06:35 PM (lc5cP)

26 This is not Wi-Fit gal, is it?

Lie to me and say it ain't so.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2022 06:36 PM (ajH6z)

27 It's the whole Trannie pushing to get into the opposite areas

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2022 06:36 PM (xhxe8)

28 If that creature had been showing his dick to my daughter......

He would be carrying it around in a jar labelled Exhibit A.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 20, 2022 06:36 PM (Wy1BU)

29 Great stuff from Ace recently ... often I don't comment because ... it has all been said, by Ace or others. Mafia scum and globalist scum destroying everything ... death from the jab covered up, trans BS rapes of children covered up by our glorious FBI/CIA, coups and juntas and Domestic Terrorism foisted on us by Wray/Garland/Haspel ...

and it is worse really ... but that alone is so bad, hard to say where from here. The gangsters are not just in the gates, they are in the "skinsuit" of what used to be our Republic.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2022 06:37 PM (Cus5s)

30 Geez, that dude at the bottom has a dude's face.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2022 06:37 PM (ajH6z)

31 Via Insty:
DAMN NEAR KILLED HIM: Kids’ ward evacuated after pensioner shows up at A&E with World War One bomb up his a*se.

Uh, wtf?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2022 06:39 PM (ajH6z)

32 I'm beginning to think this Martha Raddatz thing needs and intervention with a couple 2X4's.

Or a bus.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 20, 2022 06:39 PM (Q4IgG)

33 The spa is in L.A. ace, not S.F.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at December 20, 2022 06:39 PM (KXkkH)

34 "Antifa, defending Merager."

Protecting their own.
How many pantifa were burning down Kenosha? Maybe several hundred? Rittenhouse hit 3 of them and 2 were abusers of children.

Posted by: Fool Otto at December 20, 2022 06:40 PM (DB16e)

35 A lady penis is just a societal construct and all the haters are just prudes who wish they could express their sexuality in public, according to Antifa, which does not exist.

We are seriously living in some kind of alternate reality or the Matrix has a large glitch that is only getting worse.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 20, 2022 06:40 PM (6Tc2R)

36 If it wasn't for that sex crime registry, this would have dissipated quietly.
Gun owner registration>sex crime registration

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 20, 2022 06:40 PM (Eeb9P)

37 Remember Wii Fit girl? Good times, good times... sigh... that innocent era of the late aughts. Seems like a million years ago

Posted by: banana Dream at December 20, 2022 06:40 PM (0fVbu)

38
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 20, 2022 06:41 PM (ENBF0)

39 Protecting their own.
How many pantifa were burning down Kenosha? Maybe several hundred? Rittenhouse hit 3 of them and 2 were abusers of children.
Posted by: Fool Otto at December 20, 2022 06:40 PM (DB16e)

And the guy's whose arm got disintegrated was no great prize either.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2022 06:41 PM (ajH6z)

40 In addition to the ridiculous scare quotes, the compliant use of biologically incorrect pronouns in the linked article is so...totalitarian.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 20, 2022 06:41 PM (KSNKu)

41 He wasn't semi erect. It was the tampon applicator making it appear that way.

Posted by: Fool Otto at December 20, 2022 06:42 PM (DB16e)

42 30 Geez, that dude at the bottom has a dude's face.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2022 06:37 PM (ajH6z)
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A manly woman?

Posted by: Ciampino - East German Olympiabs are jealous at December 20, 2022 06:42 PM (qfLjt)

43 Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2022 06:37 PM (Cus5s)

I hate these evil bastards for what they have done to my country.

We will be getting some subzero temps this week and weekend. My old house is drafty and the furnace will work overtime just to keep the house 10 degrees below the temp setting on the thermostat.

I will have my burning hatred to keep me warm.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 20, 2022 06:42 PM (Wy1BU)

44 The endless parade of human debris marches on...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 20, 2022 06:43 PM (Xrfse)

45 The woman with the dick who is a man looks a little like the greatest woman Jeopardy player of all time, Amy Schneider, who is also a man.

Posted by: huerfano at December 20, 2022 06:43 PM (dTFZY)

46 "the Empire of Lies that white people are forced to live in"

Well said.

Posted by: Can't Spell Pigpen Without gp at December 20, 2022 06:43 PM (24fqN)

47 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 20, 2022 06:44 PM (T4tVD)

48 Hey JT. : )

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 20, 2022 06:44 PM (u6s3z)

49 Hiya, JT.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 20, 2022 06:45 PM (Wnv9h)

50 Hi JT!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 20, 2022 06:45 PM (Wy1BU)

51 32 I'm beginning to think this Martha Raddatz thing needs and intervention with a couple 2X4's.

Or a bus.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 20, 2022 06:39 PM (Q4IgG)
----
You have something against tire irons?

Posted by: Ciampino -- East German Olympiabs are jealous at December 20, 2022 06:45 PM (qfLjt)

52 >>> This is not Wi-Fit gal, is it?

Lie to me and say it ain't so.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2022 06:36 PM (ajH6z)


Ha! read my mind

Posted by: banana Dream at December 20, 2022 06:45 PM (0fVbu)

53 The January 6 committee should atrest Trump for his breath as a felony.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at December 20, 2022 06:46 PM (gJ4tM)

54 One thing I didn't see mentioned is what kind of jail is it being kept at? He or she?

Antifa's to do list continues to grow, what with setting fire to Tesla dealerships and rioting over this criminal flasher's arrest. Oh, and getting Musk for daring to ban their twitter accounts.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 20, 2022 06:46 PM (JOtiF)

55 30 apparently he has a dude's penis as well

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 20, 2022 06:46 PM (qZ9f6)

56 The first comment at the DM link gives me hope:
"Congratulations Democrats this is what you voted for now live with it."

with 989 up votes and 30 down votes

Posted by: redridinghood at December 20, 2022 06:46 PM (NpAcC)

57 33 The spa is in L.A. ace, not S.F.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at December 20, 2022 06:39 PM (KXkkH)

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The spa identifies as being in Frisco, though.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 20, 2022 06:47 PM (zsNaY)

58 apparently he has a dude's penis as well
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 20, 2022 06:46 PM

Yup. Because dude.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 20, 2022 06:47 PM (Wnv9h)

59 "Antifa's to do list continues to grow, what with setting fire to Tesla dealerships and rioting over this criminal flasher's arrest. Oh, and getting Musk for daring to ban their twitter accounts."

Rifle-toting Teefs at drag queen events too I think.

Posted by: Can't Spell Pigpen Without gp at December 20, 2022 06:47 PM (24fqN)

60 We're living between two sides whose efforts work hand in hand. On one side is those seeking actual destruction of "normal society" because they can't/won't be productive under that set of rules. They are quite fine with "chaos" because their lives are miserable in a functioning society. They are no different than the "school shooter"--their goal is to inflict misery on others because it the emotion they know best and they refuse to participate in normal society.

On the other is uber-rich (think "generational wealth") who quietly encourage the chaos the other side inflicts, because it plays into their hands. They have no desire for there to be a prospering middle class, or even a prospering "upper" class, because they themselves have so much wealth that its an insult to refer to them as "upper class". The uber-rich quietly fund and incite "team chaos" because they're really quite ready to do away with the middle class, cash, private property ownership, the 1st amendment, the 2nd amendment, etc. The rules won't apply to them no matter how drastically the game might change for the rest of us.

Posted by: Crusader at December 20, 2022 06:48 PM (ibQSj)

61 First world problem!!!
I bought some Reese's tree shaped peanut butter things. Did not notice they were a mix of white chocolate and milk chocolate.
1) white chocolate is not chocolate.
2) the white ones are all mushy
3) the mushy white ones taste like old fashioned potato candy.
Weird.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 20, 2022 06:48 PM (Wy1BU)

62 Time was that perverts like this would just disappear. Oh, that guy? Yeah, you won’t be seeing him no more.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 06:48 PM (u73oe)

63 "ace, you need to get out of the NE."

I thought he was in LA. Get out of there too anyway.

Posted by: Can't Spell Pigpen Without gp at December 20, 2022 06:49 PM (24fqN)

64 "I will have my burning hatred to keep me warm." Posted by: Madamemayhem

ha, yeah, well, you could add a couple electric heaters? But it is better to have backup if the power goes off. I'm lucky to have resources, but it all involves Work. Maynard G Krebs did not like Work. I mostly don't mind it, but the power grid makes us soft.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2022 06:49 PM (Cus5s)

65 Leave the pervert. Take the cannoli.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 06:50 PM (u73oe)

66 "32 I'm beginning to think this Martha Raddatz thing needs and intervention with a couple 2X4's.

Or a bus.
Posted by: Martini Farmer"

She looks like she already met that bus.

Posted by: Cosda at December 20, 2022 06:51 PM (fg8QF)

67 I will have my burning hatred to keep me warm.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 20, 2022 06:42 PM (Wy1BU)


I find Christmas carols particularly comforting as I clean and oil my boom sticks.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2022 06:51 PM (anj39)

68 11 The many outfits of Sam Brinton! Biden's ousted energy officer has quite the eclectic style - but how many of the quirky garments were stolen from airport carousels... and are any of them YOURS?
Posted by: Ciampino -- those shiny baubles actually taunt cats at December 20, 2022 06:29

That was one of my first thoughts.

Posted by: Moonbeam at December 20, 2022 06:51 PM (rbKZ6)

69 Posted by: Crusader at December 20, 2022 06:48 PM (ibQSj)


The "uber rich" want stasis, too, because of their station in life, but, yeah, the zeitgeist is pretty well what you described.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 20, 2022 06:52 PM (KSNKu)

70 Not my circus not my clowns:

1) LA

2) Kal-ee-fore-nee-ya

3) Good on Moesha for yelling the truth repeatedly, here's the problem though you keep voting for these clown enablers.

4) The best outcome of LAPD and Antifa throwing down would be a 9.1 on the Rictor scale Earthquake breaking the San Andreas fault and the state falling into the ocean or launching into orbit.

Posted by: sven at December 20, 2022 06:52 PM (Lzpvj)

71 I love how the progression goes, its the same for everything on the left;

1) That's a lie it never happens
2) OK Maybe it happened but its your fault
3) That's old news lets move on

Doesn't matter what the topic is, and at the risk of having things thrown at me, this is what its like arguing with a woman in my experience. Deny, deflect, pretend it doesn't matter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2022 06:53 PM (0hOvj)

72 "half-erect"

There is a scientific instrument called a penile plethysmograph which rates erections on a scale of 1 to 10 TUs (tumescence units.) This allegation is empirically testable.

Posted by: Can't Spell Pigpen Without gp at December 20, 2022 06:54 PM (24fqN)

73 Moesha stating a pretty simple for the last 39.5 million year truth....

"he has a dick, that is his sexual orientation"

Moesha 2028 why the fuck not?

Posted by: sven at December 20, 2022 06:54 PM (Lzpvj)

74 Good evening, horde.

That's all I've got. As illiniwek said ip there, it's all been said, nothing to add.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 20, 2022 06:55 PM (OX9vb)

75 Hope the blower motor on my furnace makes it through this cold snap that's on the way. Just my luck that it started getting a bit noisy yesterday evening. If it gives up the ghost, I'll be a human popsicle by Sunday. Sigh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 20, 2022 06:55 PM (Xrfse)

76 half-erect

Front half or back half?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at December 20, 2022 06:56 PM (LC6cI)

77 71 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2022 06:53 PM (0hOvj)

If it is stupid and it works it is not stupid...evil maybe but not stupid.

I am in awe, I mean it sincerely....the earlier thread had me bothered enough I went on a 3.5 hour drive to get some Checkers' chicken fingers....

this has me laughing enough I may skip the 45lc mouthwash.

Posted by: sven at December 20, 2022 06:56 PM (Lzpvj)

78 >>> Time was that perverts like this would just disappear. Oh, that guy? Yeah, you won’t be seeing him no more.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 06:48 PM (u73oe)


Archeologists: We have a major announcement, "Most of the people in the distant past were trannies".

Public: Ok that seems rather incredible. What have you based that assertion on?

Archeologists: Well we've been going through all the deep peat bogs and found out that most of the people in them...

Public: ...the people that were thrown into the bogs?

Archeologists: ...yes, exactly, a large proportion of the people thrown into the bogs were trannies therefore most of the people throughout history must have been trannies!

Public: [blink]... You are daft, you know that right?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 20, 2022 06:56 PM (0fVbu)

79 There is a scientific instrument called a penile plethysmograph which rates erections on a scale of 1 to 10 TUs (tumescence units.)

So we could start using that as a rating here? Anne Hathaway gives me 9 TUs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2022 06:56 PM (0hOvj)

80 Put a sign on the door to the Ladies' side of the spa:

NO PENISES BEYOND THIS POINT

Posted by: DB at December 20, 2022 06:56 PM (geLO8)

81 75 Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 20, 2022 06:55 PM (Xrfse)

Eh we are an adaptable species, burn something in a pit to heat up cinderblocks to bring to a closet....

watch the ignition temps of your housing material.

Posted by: sven at December 20, 2022 06:57 PM (Lzpvj)

82

Although Sam Brinton did steal my luggage from SFO, I absolutely utterly deny that the black latex gimp suit with vibrating butt plug, cock and ball cage, alternating nipple suction, nasal dilators, suspension harness and puppy mask is mine!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at December 20, 2022 06:58 PM (BXO8R)

83 Bringing kids to a 'spa?' Is that a thing? I thought people went to spas to relax and unwind.

Posted by: Can't Spell Pigpen Without gp at December 20, 2022 06:58 PM (24fqN)

84 yeah, well, you could add a couple electric heaters? But it is better to have backup if the power goes off. I'm lucky to have resources, but it all involves Work. Maynard G Krebs did not like Work. I mostly don't mind it, but the power grid makes us soft.
Posted by: illiniwek

Yeh we have space heaters to help with the drafty shit and a generator if the power goes off. Got that the last time we were electric free for three days after an ice storm because power company is stupid. But this house is 140 ish years old and cold in the winter no matter what. Below 20 degrees and windy = better leave some water dripping or there's gonna be frozen pipes. If we didn't have free natural gas we would go broke in the winter.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 20, 2022 06:58 PM (Wy1BU)

85 There is a scientific instrument called a penile plethysmograph which rates erections on a scale of 1 to 10 TUs (tumescence units.)

So we could start using that as a rating here? Anne Hathaway gives me 9 TUs
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2022 06:56 PM

The Schadenboner goes to 11.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 20, 2022 06:58 PM (Wnv9h)

86 Happy Anniversary SMH !

Posted by: JT at December 20, 2022 07:00 PM (T4tVD)

87 One of the things that got done on the house is fixing the chimney and wood stove, and we have half a cord or so of wood set in, so if things go bad again, we'll have plenty of heat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2022 07:00 PM (0hOvj)

88 I'm sure you could find a dozen Republican senators would gladly vote for the Respect for Female Penis Act, codifying the right to expose yourself to small children.

Because they aren't uncouth like the great unwashed masses that are too uneducated to understand it's 2022 and women can have penises (penii?).

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 20, 2022 07:00 PM (doaiM)

89 The many outfits of Sam Brinton! Biden's ousted energy officer has quite the eclectic style - but how many of the quirky garments were stolen from airport carousels... and are any of them YOURS?
Posted by: Ciampino -- those shiny baubles actually taunt cats at December 20, 2022 06:29


The guy is a freak. But those stars and stripes heels are to die for!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2022 07:00 PM (anj39)

90
if nothing else, "plethysmograph" is just a fun word to say

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 20, 2022 07:01 PM (ENBF0)

91 Hiya, JT.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Hiya RMBS !

Posted by: JT at December 20, 2022 07:01 PM (T4tVD)

92 Roger that on Anne Hathaway. If you score below 9 TUs, then you're a fag. That's how they calibrate the machine.

Posted by: Can't Spell Pigpen Without gp at December 20, 2022 07:01 PM (24fqN)

93 I'd really like to hear what Biden really thinks of trannies one day. You know he is lying his ass off every time he says he cares about them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 20, 2022 07:01 PM (7cRTM)

94 85 There is a scientific instrument called a penile plethysmograph which rates erections on a scale of 1 to 10 TUs (tumescence units.)

So we could start using that as a rating here? Anne Hathaway gives me 9 TUs
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2022 06:56 PM

The Schadenboner goes to 11.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 20, 2022 06:58 PM (Wnv9h)
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Yes but it's too loud.

Posted by: Ciampino - Women East German Olympiabs are jealous at December 20, 2022 07:01 PM (qfLjt)

95 Hi JT!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

Good Evening Madame !

Posted by: JT at December 20, 2022 07:01 PM (T4tVD)

96 92 Roger that on Anne Hathaway. If you score below 9 TUs, then you're a fag. That's how they calibrate the machine.
Posted by: Can't Spell Pigpen Without gp at December 20, 2022 07:01 PM (24fqN)

Mine goes to 11.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 20, 2022 07:02 PM (7cRTM)

97 >>> Bringing kids to a 'spa?' Is that a thing? I thought people went to spas to relax and unwind.
Posted by: Can't Spell Pigpen Without gp at December 20, 2022 06:58 PM (24fqN)


Mom/daughter spa day is a thing for a mother's day gift.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 20, 2022 07:02 PM (0fVbu)

98 I'm not convinced there's enough hatred for men in dresses.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 20, 2022 07:02 PM (eGTCV)

99 lady penis is as insulting to me as the preference of so many transexual men to use extremely outrageous facial makeup and slutty clothing.
They don't want to be an average woman, they want to mock average women by acting out their vulgar insulting persona.
It's no more a lady penis than the man it's attached to is a woman.

Posted by: old chick at December 20, 2022 07:03 PM (sOete)

100 Dad always said, never trust a man with a pinky ring.

He was Irish and Italian from Brooklyn

Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2022 07:03 PM (ZEa+g)

101 Earschplittenschadenboner

Posted by: DB at December 20, 2022 07:03 PM (geLO8)

102 eh, well, the jury will acquit, anyway.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 20, 2022 07:03 PM (fxj5q)

103 One thing I didn't see mentioned is what kind of jail is it being kept at? He or she?
Posted by: GnuBreed


The DailyMail's article has the booking sheet; it's listed as a 'male,' so I guess they just stuck it in general pop.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2022 07:03 PM (IyrhE)

104 "But this house is 140 ish years old and cold in the winter no matter what. Below 20 degrees and windy = better leave some water dripping or there's gonna be frozen pipes. If we didn't have free natural gas we would go broke in the winter."Posted by: Madamemayhem

My old farm house is modern, as of 1947. But my uncle added exterior insulation boards 30 years ago or so. And a heat pump after that. ... There are always some useful updates. "Free Natural Gas", well that is a nice commodity to have on hand.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2022 07:04 PM (Cus5s)

105 Kids’ ward evacuated after pensioner shows up at A&E with World War One bomb up his a*se.

Have Garrett's whereabouts been ascertained?

Posted by: Ian S. at December 20, 2022 07:05 PM (zm+d5)

106 They don't want to be an average woman, they want to mock average women by acting out their vulgar insulting persona.
It's no more a lady penis than the man it's attached to is a woman.
Posted by: old chick at December 20, 2022 07:03 PM (sOete)

This! These men hate women and are ridiculing them by making them out to be clowns. And forcing actual women to defer to these men is insulting and abusive. Almost patriarchal, one could say.

Posted by: Moki at December 20, 2022 07:05 PM (JrN/x)

107 the leftist radical group Antifa, defending Merager
Probably because (as pointed out by Rittenhouse's trial) so many Anti-Fa are molesters themselves.

Posted by: GWB at December 20, 2022 07:05 PM (xwOj+)

108 The beauty of pex is it recovers from being frozen pretty well....

Casa Sven in Ohio will be anything from a Yurt to a small farmstead but it will have Pex pipes, and a firepit and smokehouse or by lord Sven will know why.

Posted by: sven at December 20, 2022 07:05 PM (Lzpvj)

109 >>> lady penis is as insulting to me as the preference of so many transexual men to use extremely outrageous facial makeup and slutty clothing.
They don't want to be an average woman, they want to mock average women by acting out their vulgar insulting persona.
It's no more a lady penis than the man it's attached to is a woman.
Posted by: old chick at December 20, 2022 07:03 PM (sOete)


It's blackface/minstrel show level stuff. Absolutely vile. And I'm not going to be convinced otherwise.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 20, 2022 07:05 PM (0fVbu)

110 23 That dude in the video doesn't look like the one in the newspaper photo at the end. Also, the dude in the video looks like his nose has been broken before and not set right.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 20, 2022 06:34 PM

The perv was still down in the locker room. The guy in the video is just a buttinski.

Posted by: Moonbeam at December 20, 2022 07:05 PM (rbKZ6)

111 why would a guy with a bomb up his arse go to a TV station

Posted by: DB at December 20, 2022 07:06 PM (geLO8)

112 Madamemayhem (uppity wench)


https://tinyurl.com/ywurnepb

Posted by: JT at December 20, 2022 07:06 PM (T4tVD)

113 Hiya JT!!!

Posted by: Moki at December 20, 2022 07:06 PM (JrN/x)

114 110 Posted by: Moonbeam at December 20, 2022 07:05 PM (rbKZ6)

The properly housebroken lunatic white man was standing up for who he perceived to be worse off on the intersectionality victimalympics scorecard.

We will wind up with the saner minority voters when they figure out legitimately where the white nutass commies want to go, but it will probably be too late.

Posted by: sven at December 20, 2022 07:07 PM (Lzpvj)

115 @rawsalerts · 3h
🚨#BREAKING: Emergency Crews are Responding to a Massive Train derailment

📌#Chattanooga | #TN

Multiple Authorities are on scene in Chattanooga TN after A Large Semi Truck got stuck on its tracks carrying a large bridge beam causing the Train crash and to get derailed

@rawsalerts · 3h
🚨#UPDATE: Officials say two people were taken to the hospital with minor injury’s the driver of the truck is ok currently Personnels are trying to stop a diesel and lube oil leak from two of the locomotives

52-second video here: https://tinyurl.com/5n9yrh9t

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 20, 2022 07:07 PM (Vwz3I)

116 My mind changed every "she" in that article to " it".

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 20, 2022 06:32 PM (Wy1BU)

Try a truly inclusive 'pronoun': sh/he/it. It's nicely descriptive when spoken aloud.

Posted by: GWB at December 20, 2022 07:07 PM (xwOj+)

117 Hiya Moonbeam !

Posted by: JT at December 20, 2022 07:07 PM (T4tVD)

118 93 I'd really like to hear what Biden really thinks of trannies one day. You know he is lying his ass off every time he says he cares about them.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 20, 2022 07:01 PM (7cRTM)

Well, we have video of him against gay marriage from way back... and also a lot of 'ethnic' comments.

But to find out what he thinks... wouldn't he have to... oh... I don't know... be ABLE to think?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2022 07:08 PM (oHd/0)

119 Put a sign on the door to the Ladies' side of the spa:

NO PENISES BEYOND THIS POINT

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HEY !!! That is very good idea !

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2022 07:08 PM (V13WU)

120 115 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 20, 2022 07:07 PM (Vwz3I)

Andycanuck, this is a complete breakdown of communications somewhere....

a truck with a load heavy enough to do that should have been flagged and tracked.

Posted by: sven at December 20, 2022 07:09 PM (Lzpvj)

121 That would confuse the trannies , won't it.

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2022 07:09 PM (V13WU)

122 BREAKING: Biden Junta Announces Atomic Wi Spa Tranny Hired to Replace Atomic Tranny Dogboy in Top Admin Post. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 20, 2022 07:09 PM (S3ur0)

123 The guy is a freak. But those stars and stripes heels are to die for!
Posted by: Diogenes

I'm definitely digging the pink heels at the Starbucks.
I have big feet for a woman and when I shop online looking at shoes my size... They're all labeled "tranny" shoes. No shit it's right there in the description. I bet those pink shoes would fit.

Imma steal that bitch luggage.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 20, 2022 07:10 PM (Wy1BU)

124 BREAKING: Biden Junta Announces Atomic Wi Spa Tranny Hired to Replace Atomic Tranny Dogboy in Top Admin Post. Developing ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 20, 2022 07:09 PM (S3ur0)
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*sigh* the FJB junta has enough bad ideas as it is... no need to give them any more...though I could totally see them doing this just to rub it in our faces (hopefully only metaphorically)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2022 07:10 PM (BpYfr)

125 111 why would a guy with a bomb up his arse go to a TV station

Posted by: DB at December 20, 2022 07:06 PM (geLO
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A&E = ER = accident & emergency in the UK.

Posted by: Ciampino -- Women East German Olympiabs are jealous at December 20, 2022 07:11 PM (qfLjt)

126 They don't want to be an average woman, they want to mock average women by acting out their vulgar insulting persona.
Posted by: old chick

It's like blackface, but a caricature of women. Girlface. Or Chickface? Sheface?

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 20, 2022 07:11 PM (OX9vb)

127 It's blackface/minstrel show level stuff.

But without the song and dance. Which is surprising, as I thought Broadway and show tunes was de rigueur for the alphabet soup crowd.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 20, 2022 07:11 PM (ppBhU)

128 A gentlewoman waits until asked to show off her lady penis.

Posted by: Miss Manners at December 20, 2022 07:12 PM (4I/2K)

129 Officials say two people were taken to the hospital with minor injury’s

Injury's? Oh my aching back.

In all seriousness, this has to be the first time I've seen the train lose when a truck got stuck in the crossing.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 20, 2022 07:12 PM (ZSK0i)

130 111 why would a guy with a bomb up his arse go to a TV station

Posted by: DB

Sweeps Week

Posted by: JT at December 20, 2022 07:12 PM (T4tVD)

131 118 93 I'd really like to hear what Biden really thinks of trannies one day. You know he is lying his ass off every time he says he cares about them.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 20, 2022 07:01 PM (7cRTM)

Does the corrupt bastard have any core values?

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 20, 2022 07:12 PM (eGTCV)

132 The demonically possessed are right out in the open, only so very few can see them, let alone do anything about it.

Posted by: It is a human number at December 20, 2022 07:13 PM (B9Fxw)

133 Posted by: JT at December 20, 2022 07:06 PM (T4tVD)

ooooh thank you! How'd ya know I love Deano

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 20, 2022 07:13 PM (Wy1BU)

134 A manly woman?
Posted by: Ciampino - East German Olympiabs are jealous at December 20, 2022 06:42 PM (qfLjt)

More testosterone than Lindsey Graham at an all male review.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2022 07:14 PM (ajH6z)

135 A&E = ER = accident & emergency in the UK.
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Where you can get some TLC.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 20, 2022 07:14 PM (Vwz3I)

136 Spending bill honors lawmakers who are rushing to pass it with buildings, lake named for Pelosi, Leahy, Shelby

The bill names a building in San Francisco as the Speaker Nancy Pelosi Federal Building. Pelosi also called for its passage.

Posted by: DB at December 20, 2022 07:14 PM (geLO8)

137 >>> Via Insty:
DAMN NEAR KILLED HIM: Kids’ ward evacuated after pensioner shows up at A&E with World War One bomb up his a*se.

Uh, wtf?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2022 06:39 PM (ajH6z)


George Michael song rules: replace every occurrence of "heart" with "ass"

you put the boom boom into my "heart"

Posted by: banana Dream at December 20, 2022 07:15 PM (0fVbu)

138 Thanks, JT.

It's our old one, before we divorced.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 20, 2022 07:15 PM (v896E)

139 why would a guy with a bomb up his arse go to a TV station"

He really wanted that pitch meeting.

Posted by: fd at December 20, 2022 07:15 PM (iayUP)

140 ooooh thank you! How'd ya know I love Deano
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

Who doesn't ?

Posted by: JT at December 20, 2022 07:15 PM (T4tVD)

141 I didn't really think Ass Bomb Guy went to the A&E studios...

Posted by: DB at December 20, 2022 07:16 PM (geLO8)

142 Who doesn't ?
Posted by: JT at December 20, 2022 07:15 PM (T4tVD)

The song he sings with Ricky Nelson in Rio Bravo is right purty too. The 'Sun is sinking in the West' not the Cindy, Cindy one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2022 07:17 PM (ajH6z)

143 139 why would a guy with a bomb up his arse go to a TV station"

He really wanted that pitch meeting.
Posted by: fd at December 20, 2022 07:15 PM (iayUP)

He KNEW they were really really good at just pulling shit outa their ass? Figured he could get instruction?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2022 07:17 PM (oHd/0)

144 117 Hiya Moonbeam !
Posted by: JT at December 20, 2022 07:07 PM

Howdy JT!

Posted by: Moonbeam at December 20, 2022 07:17 PM (rbKZ6)

145 why would a guy with a bomb up his arse go to a TV station
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I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 20, 2022 07:18 PM (Vwz3I)

146 Just spotted in St. Augustine, FL, a bumper sticker that said:

"Shoot Your Local Pedophile"

Ayup.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 20, 2022 07:18 PM (VRkIV)

147 Spending bill honors lawmakers who are rushing to pass it with buildings, lake named for Pelosi, Leahy, Shelby

The bill names a building in San Francisco as the Speaker Nancy Pelosi Federal Building. Pelosi also called for its passage.

Posted by: DB at December 20, 2022 07:14 PM (geLO

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The National Strategic Ice Cream Reserve? Biden might veto that and demand it be named after him instead ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 20, 2022 07:19 PM (S3ur0)

148 The song he sings with Ricky Nelson in Rio Bravo is right purty too. The 'Sun is sinking in the West' not the Cindy, Cindy one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

My rifle, my pony, and me.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 20, 2022 07:19 PM (Wy1BU)

149 White folks do live in an Empire of Lies.

Black folks also live in one of those. It's just a different one than the white folks live in.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 20, 2022 07:20 PM (VRkIV)

150 The dude needs to be introduced to some culture. Maybe an experience of Islamic female genetic mutilation will make the perv squeal like a real bitch.

Posted by: Roy at December 20, 2022 07:20 PM (rqgpJ)

151 You know that 'dude' has a white van with a 'free candy' sign by the sliding door

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 20, 2022 07:21 PM (/6GbT)

152 White folks do live in an Empire of Lies.

Black folks also live in one of those. It's just a different one than the white folks live in.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 20, 2022 07:20 PM (VRkIV)
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This^^^

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 20, 2022 07:21 PM (v896E)

153 It's like blackface, but a caricature of women. Girlface. Or Chickface? Sheface? - April

Fakeface, it's fake from top to bottom.

Posted by: old chick at December 20, 2022 07:21 PM (sOete)

154 Just spotted in St. Augustine, FL, a bumper sticker that said:

"Shoot Your Local Pedophile"

Ayup.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 20, 2022 07:18 PM (VRkIV)

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On the pickup truck back window of a neighbor with young children here in rural Northern AZ: "Save A Deer, Shoot A Pedophile."

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 20, 2022 07:21 PM (S3ur0)

155 149 White folks do live in an Empire of Lies.

Black folks also live in one of those. It's just a different one than the white folks live in.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 20, 2022 07:20 PM (VRkIV)

The black folk aren't allowed into the gated community of the Empire of Lies that the white folk live in.

Posted by: Roy at December 20, 2022 07:22 PM (rqgpJ)

156 Howdy JT!
Posted by: Moonbeam

Posted by: JT at December 20, 2022 07:22 PM (T4tVD)

157 1 TU = 1TEU, for Godzillla

Posted by: DaveA at December 20, 2022 07:22 PM (FhXTo)

158 Mostly flaccid would definitely be crueler than semi-erect title-wise.

Posted by: DaveA at December 20, 2022 07:23 PM (FhXTo)

159 Well, it is called the Wi spa

Posted by: Pete the BootyJug at December 20, 2022 07:23 PM (M+Lyo)

160 Chickface? Sheface?
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 20, 2022 07:11 PM (OX9vb)
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Just striking a blow against the Gynochracy, h8er.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 20, 2022 07:24 PM (5pTK/)

161 130 111 why would a guy with a bomb up his arse go to a TV station

Posted by: DB

Sweeps Week

Posted by: JT at December 20, 2022 07:12 PM (T4tVD)
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To pucker on the screen?

Posted by: Ciampino - most women know nothing about bombs at December 20, 2022 07:24 PM (qfLjt)

162 Zelensky addressing a joint session of Congress. Well at least we now know who our president is.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at December 20, 2022 07:24 PM (oWBc3)

163 45 BILLION DOLLARS. for that shit.

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2022 07:24 PM (V13WU)

164 Wi Wi Wi all the way home

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 20, 2022 07:25 PM (M+Lyo)

165 Via Insty:
DAMN NEAR KILLED HIM: Kids’ ward evacuated after pensioner shows up at A&E with World War One bomb up his a*se.

Uh, wtf?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop



Grenades were called "bombs" during The Great War.

Which doesn't really make the story any less gross. Just more believable, i.e., it wasn't a 200 pound aerial bomb, but a hand grenade.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 20, 2022 07:25 PM (VRkIV)

166 162 Zelensky addressing a joint session of Congress. Well at least we now know who our president is.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at December 20, 2022 07:24 PM (oWBc3)

We have more illegals invading us than Ukraine has Russians invading them.

When the hell do WE get some attention from DC?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2022 07:25 PM (oHd/0)

167 The bill names a building in San Francisco as the Speaker Nancy Pelosi Federal Building. Pelosi also called for its passage.

Posted by: DB at December 20, 2022 07:14 PM (geLO
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I'm not suggesting this should happen, but I would find it hilarious if an earthquake knocked it down right after the name changed...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2022 07:25 PM (BpYfr)

168 163 45 BILLION DOLLARS. for that shit.
Posted by: runner at December 20, 2022 07:24 PM (V13WU)

That's just the beginning. He's probably also going to ask for a no-fly zone for Ukraine and even more NATO weapons.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 20, 2022 07:26 PM (9ewTg)

169 Everything is fine. We just need quality candidates.

Posted by: Meme dog at December 20, 2022 07:26 PM (JM96T)

170 Missed all the good (really horrific) stuff today, so only a few quick hits.

* The main problem with a GOP that actively, energetically helps the Dems, an in some of their worst abuses and excesses, is actually Trump. I think this is the result when the secret decoder ring is used

* Propagandizing agin' Iran and Chy-nah is fine, but you actually don't need much or any cooperation from a private company to do it, you just do it. Lazy feds need a fixed game so they don't have to do any work at all.

* US drone (and other) strikes are not perfect, and since perfection is the old Beltway standard to disrupt things you don't like, there you go. In human history it is certain that, apart from possibly the IDF in much of its activity, the US has gone to the greatest lengths to avoid civilian casualties and provide relief to civilians of any belligerent in any war. (cue all the illiterate triple-guessing!)

Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2022 07:27 PM (OTzUX)

171 When the hell do WE get some attention from DC?

When invading Mexicans threatens the money and underage girl flow to the elites and politicians.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2022 07:27 PM (0hOvj)

172 1000 billions is a trillion. I think we burned that much on the dumpster fire called Ukraine.

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2022 07:27 PM (V13WU)

173 The bill names a building in San Francisco as the Speaker Nancy Pelosi Federal Building. Pelosi also called for its passage.

Posted by: DB at December 20, 2022 07:14 PM (geLO

Is it and old saggy wrinkly building that's been shoddily repaired, folded spindled and mutilated ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 20, 2022 07:27 PM (M+Lyo)

174 >>> Mostly flaccid would definitely be crueler than semi-erect title-wise.
Posted by: DaveA at December 20, 2022 07:23 PM (FhXTo)


I guess that all depends on if someone's a dick half-full or half-empty sort of person.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 20, 2022 07:28 PM (0fVbu)

175 Zelensky addresses congress using the voice of that guy from Office Space:

Yeah, I’m gonna need you to go ahead and fund everything.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 07:28 PM (u73oe)

176 That's just the beginning. He's probably also going to ask for a no-fly zone for Ukraine and even more NATO weapons.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 20, 2022 07:26 PM (9ewTg)

They have not been training Ukes on how to use Patriot Batteries, ergo, they will have American crews.

Yup, we will be directly shooting at Russians... just this time in public (we've had boots on the ground since this thing started).

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2022 07:28 PM (oHd/0)

177 Sharkman

Hi honey, how are you?

Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2022 07:28 PM (ZEa+g)

178 When the hell do WE get some attention from DC?

When we get you in our sights
Boom! Boom! Out go the lights.

Posted by: 87,000 IRS Agents Unleashed at December 20, 2022 07:28 PM (4I/2K)

179 a truck with a load heavy enough to do that should have been flagged and tracked.
Posted by: sven at December 20, 2022 07:09 PM (Lzpvj)

I'm not positive, but it looked to me like one of the trucks that slowly drives by and (maybe) away in that video was the trailing flag truck.

Posted by: GWB at December 20, 2022 07:29 PM (xwOj+)

180 the pickup truck back window of a neighbor with young children here in rural Northern AZ: "Save A Deer, Shoot A Pedophile."
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus
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Where we live, that's probably what would happen. Mohave county is a bit on the rough side, though.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 20, 2022 07:29 PM (5pTK/)

181 166 162 Zelensky addressing a joint session of Congress. Well at least we now know who our president is.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at December 20, 2022 07:24 PM (oWBc3)

We have more illegals invading us than Ukraine has Russians invading them.

When the hell do WE get some attention from DC?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2022 07:25 PM (oHd/0)

A Banana Republic looks pretty good compared to this shit. What can't go on, won't

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 20, 2022 07:29 PM (/6GbT)

182 171 When the hell do WE get some attention from DC?

When invading Mexicans threatens the money and underage girl flow to the elites and politicians.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2022 07:27 PM (0hOvj)

Texas alone has confiscated enough Fentanyl to Kill EVERY AMERICAN in the Country... and that is just the stuff they caught.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2022 07:29 PM (oHd/0)

183 The lack of outrage over this obvious scam by sociopathic perverts leaves me feeling limp and lifeless.

Posted by: Flacido Domingo at December 20, 2022 07:30 PM (B9Fxw)

184 That's just the beginning. He's probably also going to ask for a no-fly zone for Ukraine and even more NATO weapons.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 20, 2022 07:26 PM (9ewTg)


kinda late to call this a beginning, he's been at it for almost a year. and what did we get ? Ukraine and Ukrainians never were and never will be a good "investment". Euros know it, but too scared of uncle Sam to say it out loud.

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2022 07:30 PM (V13WU)

185 I take that back, Hungary, Croatia said it out loud.

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2022 07:31 PM (V13WU)

186 If I were unfortunate enough to be stuck living in LA, and were selected for this jury, I'd be proud to vote not-guilty. Give LA libs what they want, good and hard.

Posted by: Grimmy at December 20, 2022 07:31 PM (NCgXW)

187 "When the hell do WE get some attention from DC?"

I don't want their attention. I just want the crazy bastards to leave me the fuck alone.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 20, 2022 07:31 PM (Wy1BU)

188 Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

Posted by: Babs at December 20, 2022 07:31 PM (4I/2K)

189 Is it and old saggy wrinkly building that's been shoddily repaired, folded spindled and mutilated ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 20, 2022 07:27 PM (M+

Does it reek of gin and botox?

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 20, 2022 07:31 PM (eGTCV)

190 Pro tip: if you're a Russian soldier in Makeevka, don't surrender.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2022 07:32 PM (OTzUX)

191 Putin tank commander deliberately blows up RUSSIAN checkpoint in Ukraine following argument between units

Posted by: DB at December 20, 2022 07:32 PM (geLO8)

192 "Save A Deer, Shoot A Pedophile."
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 20, 2022 07:21 PM (S3ur0)

The pedophile sure as heck ain't gonna taste as good, but he will sure look better dressed mounted on your trophy wall than the deer.

Posted by: GWB at December 20, 2022 07:32 PM (xwOj+)

193 I don't want their attention. I just want the crazy bastards to leave me the fuck alone.

Yep.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 20, 2022 07:33 PM (Xrfse)

194 don't want their attention. I just want the crazy bastards to leave me the fuck alone.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 20, 2022 07:31 PM
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What Madame said.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 20, 2022 07:34 PM (5pTK/)

195 Is it and old saggy wrinkly building that's been shoddily repaired, folded spindled and mutilated ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 20, 2022 07:27 PM (M+Lyo)

The question remains...does the carpet match the Dr*baaaarfff*

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 20, 2022 07:34 PM (/6GbT)

196 Twitter is downright crazy tonight.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 20, 2022 07:35 PM (0Zv2T)

197 I like that twitter thing about it being a switch and not a knob.

OPSEC.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at December 20, 2022 07:35 PM (I9VC/)

198 I'd like to see a car with a pedophile tied down over the hood

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 20, 2022 07:35 PM (eGTCV)

199 Putin appoints down to the tank platoon level? Huh.

Alcohol may have been involved.

Hard to know about any fragging going on, but both sides (unsurprisingly) have had units refuse to follow orders. Armies reflect the societies from which they're drawn. The nastiest stuff over there tracks perfectly with that observation.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2022 07:35 PM (OTzUX)

200 nood


cafe



yes!

Posted by: banana Dream at December 20, 2022 07:35 PM (0fVbu)

201 Daily Mail has a video of Tom Cruise doing a BASE jump by riding a motorcycle off a huge ramp into thin air

Tom Cruise is 60

Posted by: DB at December 20, 2022 07:37 PM (geLO8)

202 uhhhhhhhhf course

Posted by: DB at December 20, 2022 07:38 PM (geLO8)

203 192 "Save A Deer, Shoot A Pedophile."
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 20, 2022 07:21 PM (S3ur0)

The pedophile sure as heck ain't gonna taste as good, but he will sure look better dressed mounted on your trophy wall than the deer.

Posted by: GWB at December 20, 2022 07:32 PM (xwOj+)
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When you dress the pedo for the wall, do you remove the genitals with the entrails?

Posted by: Ciampino - placid, flacid, it's not digit(al) at December 20, 2022 07:38 PM (qfLjt)

204 I know nothing; and suspect less.

Posted by: Dressed like 1950 at December 20, 2022 07:39 PM (9X60i)

205 Hi honey, how are you?

Posted by: Infidel



Splendidly. Thank you for asking. Go moved to FL so I see my 3 Kids each week and get to babysit His Highness, The Prince (20 mo old Grandson) each week.

Got a job working 55 hours a week in a group home that houses 6 violent schizophrenics, and that's exactly where God wants me to be. Found a tiny place in the woods that is very quiet and enjoying being busy and productive.

How are things with you?

Posted by: Sharkman at December 20, 2022 07:43 PM (VRkIV)

206 The pedophile sure as heck ain't gonna taste as good, but he will sure look better dressed mounted on your trophy wall than the deer.

Posted by: GWB at December 20, 2022 07:32 PM (xwOj+)

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Heh.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 20, 2022 07:46 PM (S3ur0)

207 198 I'd like to see a car with a pedophile tied down over the hood

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 20, 2022 07:35 PM (eGTCV)

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LOL.

I'm envisioning a Predators reboot ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 20, 2022 07:52 PM (S3ur0)

208 I've already noted on other threads that anyone who chooses to call himself 'Dorcus' is telling us more about his subconscious self___ than he really should. Hint:
Dorcus : ? :: Marcus : Mark.

Note also now that 'Dorcus' is 'suc rod' spelled backwards. Overdetermined! And telling.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at December 20, 2022 08:55 PM (DRH0n)

209 111:
"why would a guy with a bomb up his arse go to a TV station?"

That's easy. He really hopes it can be disarmed before it goes off, but it's comforting to know that, if the worst happens, he will at least have done some good for the world - a lot of good.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at December 20, 2022 09:08 PM (DRH0n)

210 It's become so easy to recognize a Daily Mail story. It pulls no punches. "Sex pest" ... I love it.

Used to be that British journalism was acknowledged as more fake than the Weekly World News.

Posted by: Weak Geek at December 20, 2022 10:29 PM (Om/di)

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Posted by: Tom at December 21, 2022 03:46 AM (kgKIG)

212
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Posted by: Susan Vasquez at December 21, 2022 06:14 AM (UHqwq)

213 What a dɑta of un-ambiguity and preserveness of precious knowledge regarding unpredicted feelings.

Posted by: yakima at December 24, 2022 01:17 AM (nRMHp)

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