The FBI Paid Twitter Three and a Half Million Dollars to "Help" It Censor "Misinformation"

And before you say "That's not a lot of money to Twitter" -- any amount of money is a lot of money to Twitter. The company has lost money every year of its existence.

Twitter has never made a profit and, until Elon Musk, seemed to act as if profitability was a hate crime.

So yeah, the money was useful to Twitter.

Our government paid for censorship.

Buh Muh Private Corporation, huh?

Some of the revelations from yesterday, underscored by Technofog:

* The FBI continued its requests of location and VPN IP data from Twitter users, done without a warrant and without a subpoena: "would Twitter be open to sharing which service provider(s) those VPN IP addresses resolved to?" To its credit, Twitter pushed back on this request.
* In one case, the FBI requested user data for an account that was critical of BLM and the Democrats. Twitter responded by confirming "the account in question is domestic in origin."
* The US intelligence community was pushing Twitter to "share more information" and change its user privacy settings.

The FBI wanted Twitter to help it breach users' privacy.

I believe an API is an Application Programming Interface, and it is the coding that allows one a user who is on one platform on the internet to seamlessly interface with another platform or program. From context -- this is my guess -- this requires an exchange of information about the user, and the FBI wants Twitter to "open up" more about who its users are when they access other programs from Twitter, so that the FBI can identify them and spy on them.

Only if they were committing real crimes, you understand. Real crimes, like disparaging BLM or the Democrat Party.

...
Then we have one of the more remarkable pieces of information to be released from the Twitter: confirmation that Twitter was paid nearly $3.5 million for assisting the FBI with its processing requests.

"Processing requests" = censorship.

Remarkable. Twitter was essentially contracted by the FBI, to the tune of millions of dollars, to report on users and remove non-criminal content the FBI found objectionable. One can’t help but think the money was effective in getting Twitter, and likely other social media companies, to do what the FBI wanted. After all, who can say no to a paying client with that much leverage?

Mollie Hemingway pointed to an extremely interesting disclosure. Technofog also highlighted this.

Remember, the FBI could not say the Hunter Biden laptop was fake or hacked by Russia, because they knew it wasn't, and they'd go to jail if they interfered in an election by stating clear falsehoods.

Their game was to insinuate it was fake and hacked, without explicitly saying so, and then when Twitter and other social media companies (and legacy media outlets) suppressed the story, they'd offer no comment on whether it was fake or not. (That's what they did when asked if Twitter was right to ban the story, they refused to say either way, even though they knew the laptop was real.)

How far did they go in this game of "priming" social media platforms to be ready to suppress the story?

Very far.

They created a wargame -- which they call a "tabletop exercise" -- which they invited Tech Monopolist employees to participate in. The wargame featured hacked documents about Hunter Biden's employment at Burisma (!!!).

The FBI then had the Tech Monopolist employees work through this wargame to see how good they were at Combatting Russian Disinformation.

Mollie
@MZHemingway
Worth reading through each of the pages in the below tweet, showing an *elaborate* pre-conceived plot to condition the propaganda press and Big Tech to do exactly what they ended up doing -- murdering the release of the story about the Biden Family Business and its corruption.

Indeed, the wargame sets up Tech Monopolists to expect a "Russian hack" of documents about Hunter Biden -- and then to suppress them, because they're all either hacked or fake or both.

No wonder the Tech Monopolists were so quick to ban the Hunter Biden laptop story -- they had already been put through their paces in the "tabletop exercise." They had already banned a Hunter Biden story in the FBI's wargame.

They knew what was expected of them and just how to do it.

30. Efforts continued to influence Twitter's Yoel Roth.

In Sept 2020, Roth participated in an Aspen Institute “tabletop exercise” on a potential "Hack-and-Dump" operation relating to Hunter Biden

The goal was to shape how the media covered it — and how social media carried it pic.twitter.com/lQSorONUSh
— Michael Shellenberger (@ShellenbergerMD) December 19, 2022

Note all the dates -- the dates of this wargame are in October, just before the election. Just when the FBI knew the real and authentic laptop story was likely to be published.

Also note the reference to "ATP Fancy Bear," a known Russian hacker.

In case you start to get confused, remember, this is not a timeline of what really happened in October 2020 -- this is a timeline in the "tabletop exercise" in alt-history semi-fictional events that they are wargaming out to see what they should do if this happens.

It's just that... this looks a lot like what actually happened in the real world.

So the Tech Monopolists who'd been run through this "tabletop exercise" did what the wargame taught them to do and banned the "hack and leak" Hunter Biden story.

Even though it wasn't a hack and leak story at all.

wargamepage2.jfif

wargamepage3.jfif

The FBI really, really, really wanted Yoel Roth and the Tech Monopolists to be thinking about the Russian hacking group ATP28 when they saw the Hunter Biden laptop story.

And that's exactly what they did think of, as Yoel Roth attests:

24. Recently, Yoel Roth told @karaswisher that he had been primed to think about the Russian hacking group APT28 before news of the Hunter Biden laptop came out.

When it did, Roth said, "It set off every single one of my finely tuned APT28 hack-and-leap campaign alarm bells." pic.twitter.com/RKoR4NtH1s
— Michael Shellenberger (@ShellenbergerMD) December 19, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 01:01 PM

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1 the noose gets tighter

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 20, 2022 01:02 PM (V8Q1G)

2 Roomy!

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 20, 2022 01:02 PM (6BXHz)

3 Our government paid for censorship.
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That's the key. Not whether it was a lot of money or a little, but that that it was *any* money at all. One penny or a trillion dollars - it makes no difference.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 20, 2022 01:04 PM (t0OGg)

4 1 the noose gets tighter
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 20, 2022 01:02 PM (V8Q1G)

If only.....

Posted by: It's me donna at December 20, 2022 01:04 PM (bs+z0)

5 We need to fight fascism by getting the government to dictate actions to the largest sections of the private sector to suppress political dissent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 20, 2022 01:04 PM (veXAq)

6 But it wasn't infringing on anyone's rights because it wasn't the government doing it. Or something.

Posted by: Change Your Socks Regularly at December 20, 2022 01:04 PM (ds1TL)

7 Twitter should have reported the FBI to the FBI.

Posted by: Zek at December 20, 2022 01:04 PM (HZ/bS)

8 Amazing how that pedo rump-ranger pervert Yoel Roth is at the center of all this. It's almost like he was a really bad guy, in ways having nothing to do with him wanting to fuck 10-year-old boys.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 20, 2022 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

9 1 the noose gets tighter
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 20, 2022 01:02 PM (V8Q1G)

If only.....
Posted by: It's me donna

yeah. too bad it's our neck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 20, 2022 01:05 PM (V8Q1G)

10 Defund the FBI

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 20, 2022 01:05 PM (V6f9+)

11 No, they didn't know it was likely to be published. They knew it would be published. Via spies, paid informants or wiretaps. Probably all three.

Posted by: torabora at December 20, 2022 01:06 PM (OlDNv)

12 Ham and eggs. And Biden cock.

Posted by: FBI at December 20, 2022 01:06 PM (UpDO3)

13 I said it yesterday and Ill say it again:

Yoel Roth looks even more like a pissfucking soyfaced limpyshit marxist fagbot than i imagined

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 20, 2022 01:07 PM (VTu1l)

14 "Y'all done fucked up." - Ben Franklin, most certainly.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2022 01:07 PM (IyrhE)

15 Just for a giggle I wonder what would happen if a reporter staked out the ACLU leadership and asked them on camera what they thought of all this.

Posted by: Zek at December 20, 2022 01:07 PM (HZ/bS)

16 30. Efforts continued to influence Twitter's Yoel Roth.
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At least I finally understand what a social media influencer is.

Posted by: Change Your Socks Regularly at December 20, 2022 01:07 PM (ds1TL)

17 Huh. Heads should roll. Does Ikea make a portable guillotine?

Posted by: fd at December 20, 2022 01:07 PM (iayUP)

18 10 Defund the FBI
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 20, 2022 01:05 PM (V6f9+)

===========

"Best we could do was a 13% increase in their budget."
-The GOP

"We were only asking for 10%."
-Democrats

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 20, 2022 01:07 PM (veXAq)

19 Could you imagine the screaming if Trump's FBI did this to Brandon?

Posted by: torabora at December 20, 2022 01:07 PM (OlDNv)

20 If it were not partisan in focus, I'd say Twitter users more or less deserved this. They signed on to be free content creators for a tech company with no real value and little interest in their users' privacy. The user is the product. They kind of agreed to be used.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 20, 2022 01:07 PM (ppBhU)

21 You asked for the country being buttfucked live on election day 2020, I give you the

F

B

I

Posted by: Hans Gruber at December 20, 2022 01:08 PM (VTu1l)

22 Wine bars do not pay for themselves.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2022 01:08 PM (ajH6z)

23 15 Just for a giggle I wonder what would happen if a reporter staked out the ACLU leadership and asked them on camera what they thought of all this.
Posted by: Zek at December 20, 2022 01:07 PM (HZ/bS)

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*leftist claptrap*
-ACLU

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 20, 2022 01:08 PM (veXAq)

24 zerohedge · 20m
Musk Asks Schiff If He Approved 'State Censorship'; Advocates Modern 'Church Commission' To Investigate FBI Corruption

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 20, 2022 01:08 PM (Vwz3I)

25 Do we feel like there is any additional guidance we can give to those companies that could help clarify our rules and minimize their efforts to point back to our API rules when they feel pressure from governments?
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That's pretty astonishing. This sounds like other platforms and companies who interact with Twitter were getting the squeeze from the government and refused (or were unable) to comply with those government demands and then, when challenged on it, hid behind Twitter. "We couldn't give you what you want because we can't get it from Twitter via our API connection."

Who are "those companies?" What was the US government demanding from *them?* That they hid behind Twitter's API capabilities or policies is somewhat beside the point. This was clearly a problem and Twitter was being used as the whipping boy - and that usage of them was leading to even more pressure from the state. But who else was in the chain that led up to this? Who else is the government squeezing information from?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 20, 2022 01:08 PM (t0OGg)

26 Elon Musk @elonmusk · 36m
As (outgoing) Chair of House Intelligence, did you approve hidden state censorship in direct violation of the Constitution of the United States @RepAdamSchiff?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 20, 2022 01:09 PM (Vwz3I)

27 Serious question, using someone else's well-known words... What difference at this point does it make??? This is all confirming with extremely impressive clarity what most of US already knew. But who is going to do a damn thing about this???

Posted by: Doof at December 20, 2022 01:09 PM (ChAEn)

28 Crime pays, especially if the criminal and the cop are the same. This SHOULD result in a whole lot of serious consequences for all involved, but I'm too old and knowledgeable about realpolitik to believe in such fairy tales.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 20, 2022 01:09 PM (HmZuC)

29 As a proper reform policy I propose we first

burn it down

then

scatter the ashes

then

salt the earth where it stood

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 20, 2022 01:09 PM (VTu1l)

30 Sounds like the wheels are closing in.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 20, 2022 01:09 PM (BdMk6)

31 One step I think you missed. The FBI knew exactly when the story was coming out because they were spying on Rudy G, Bannon and Miranda Devine and reading their emails and messages.

And if they paid Twitter $3 million how much do you think they paid Facebook which has a much wider audience?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2022 01:10 PM (ZLI7S)

32 I doubt any of this would have made any difference to Democrat voters. They'd have pulled the lever for Biden if he shot their dogs.

Remember the PA voter who thought Fetterman looked and sounded terrible, like someone who had lost his faculties? He still said he was going to vote for him. There is no going forward with these people.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 20, 2022 01:10 PM (p+1gI)

33 If they're reporting it was $3.5 million, you know damn sure the real number is probably 10x that. The $3.5 million is probably just the verifiable, direct payments. I'll bet anyone any amount of money that there were also substantial side payments, other forms of compensation, and in-kind contributions. They may have even paid Yoel Roth $200 for a blowjob, 10x the amount in town.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 20, 2022 01:10 PM (iFTx/)

34 Defund the FBI
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 20, 2022 01:05 PM (V6f9+)

===========

"Best we could do was a 13% increase in their budget."
-The GOP

"We were only asking for 10%."
-Democrats
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 20, 2022 01:07 PM (veXAq)

The Uniparty is bad and bad things should happen to them. Sorry to use that kind of langauge.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 20, 2022 01:10 PM (V6f9+)

35 No wonder the Tech Monopolists were so quick to ban the Hunter Biden laptop story -- they had already been put through their paces in the "tabletop exercise." They had already banned a Hunter Biden story in the FBI's wargame.
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They did. It could have been anything else, too. But the "prep" was just a drill. It wasn't some subtle thing to make everyone suspicious that bad news was Russian Disinformation, it was to provide the universally-applicable cover story in advance. And it worked out fine.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 20, 2022 01:10 PM (t0OGg)

36 It wasn't even the FBI's money...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 20, 2022 01:10 PM (jTmQV)

37 Once again, I'll remind everyone that regardless of what illegalities took place, the DOJ serves as the gatekeeper as to whom gets investigated, subpoenaed and indicted. Until the DOJ is cleansed, nothing happens.

Well, that's not true. What happens is that those seeking justice become the focus and target(s) of those who exercised the illegalities with the assistance of that same corrupt DOJ. That includes non-partial journalists, Musk, and you.

Until a competent head of the Executive Branch exists who installs a bulldozer, no-nonsense head of the DOJ who isn't afraid to piss off the "Progressives"...nothing can be accomplished to remedy these illegalities.

Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2022 01:10 PM (Je3B5)

38 Quote Tweet
David Sacks @DavidSacks · 1h
We need a new Church Commission to investigate why the FBI and Intelligence Community are engaged in social media censorship, including the suppression of the Hunter Biden story.

Elon Musk @elonmusk · 1h
Hear, hear!!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 20, 2022 01:11 PM (Vwz3I)

39 26 Elon Musk @elonmusk · 36m
As (outgoing) Chair of House Intelligence, did you approve hidden state censorship in direct violation of the Constitution of the United States @RepAdamSchiff?
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 20, 2022 01:09 PM (Vwz3I)

If you have to ask the question, the answer should be pretty obvious. Especially with Schiff

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 20, 2022 01:11 PM (N39Ws)

40 On the FIB's Facebook page they continue to post daily all the J6 scalps they've gotten.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 20, 2022 01:11 PM (NpAcC)

41 Taking money changes everything.
It means that Twitter acted as an agent of the US government.
This means the full Bill of Rights is in force

Posted by: SMOD at December 20, 2022 01:11 PM (RHGPo)

42 34 The Uniparty is bad and bad things should happen to them. Sorry to use that kind of langauge.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 20, 2022 01:10 PM (V6f9+)

============

*considers mentioning Prometheus*

*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*

*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 20, 2022 01:11 PM (veXAq)

43 Sounds like the wheels are closing in.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 20, 2022 01:09 PM (BdMk6)

Bombshell!! Beginning of the end!!

Posted by: Doof at December 20, 2022 01:11 PM (ChAEn)

44 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: I'll ruin the ending for you at December 20, 2022 01:11 PM (Udeyz)

45 All this is treason but as pointed out it is prospering so no one will call it so...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 20, 2022 01:11 PM (lc5cP)

46 You know, it's not too hard to imagine the leverage someone would have coming to Yoel and saying "Look, we know what you like. We know you spread it around using this platform. You're going to help us, understand?"

Posted by: Change Your Socks Regularly at December 20, 2022 01:11 PM (ds1TL)

47 It’s kind of funny they named their war game exercises with Twitter staff after Hitler’s Table Talk book.

Literally Fucking Hitler!

Posted by: Head puddi at December 20, 2022 01:11 PM (xbbsU)

48 Consider it an "insurance premium".

Posted by: BignJames at December 20, 2022 01:11 PM (AwYPR)

49 Seems the IC has been running the media for decades.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 20, 2022 01:12 PM (V8Q1G)

50 *considers mentioning Prometheus*

*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*

*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 20, 2022 01:11 PM (veXAq)

Hey man - where you been hiding?

Posted by: Doof at December 20, 2022 01:12 PM (ChAEn)

51 My taxes at work. Against me.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 20, 2022 01:12 PM (3Or4S)

52 It only took the Russians $100,000 in FB ads. Talk about efficiency.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 20, 2022 01:12 PM (jsqd5)

53 The Constitution could have called for a Federal police force. So there wasn't one.
It did not. And it reserved all the crap not delegated to the Federal government to the states. Without FBI the Feds would have to bribe, beg, or ask state police to act.
This stuff is not hard to figure out.

Posted by: torabora at December 20, 2022 01:12 PM (OlDNv)

54 I doubt any of this would have made any difference to Democrat voters. They'd have pulled the lever for Biden if he shot their dogs.

Hardcore dems? Nope. But there were plenty of mushy moderate types who might have been swayed. Ditto the COVID stuff: there were a lot of people who saw the hysteria narrative in the media and online, and bought into it. They bought into the notion that Trump was somehow bungling the response. That made them susceptible to the narrative that Biden was the elderly statesman who would restore competence and dignity to the WH.

If social media hadn't censored discussions of COVID or of the laptop, there would have been a more successful effort to push back against that narrative.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 20, 2022 01:12 PM (wmDcS)

55 Media ? Crickets

Posted by: It's me donna at December 20, 2022 01:12 PM (bs+z0)

56 >>Seems the IC has been running the media for decades.

During the Church Commission hearings the CIA admitted they had people inside the news media.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2022 01:13 PM (ZLI7S)

57 I have long suspected that these woke idiot businesses that lose customers/ratings/viewers etc but still inexplicably stay open have been subsidized for years now by the government and other ... sources. Look at CNN's ratings, why would big time advertisers pay so much to put ads on it? Because its part of the whole establishment pattern: prop them up.

I mean the NFL is digging out of the hole it put its self into by annoying viewers because idiot knuckle dragging losers keep sneaking back in to watch more games and pretend none of that ever happened in the past.

But not every company is enjoying that. And yet they keep prospering.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2022 01:13 PM (0hOvj)

58 The FBI really, really, really wanted Yoel Roth and the Tech Monopolists to be thinking about the Russian hacking group ATP28 when they saw the Hunter Biden laptop story.

And that's exactly what they did think of, as Yoel Roth attests:
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They did as instructed. They "thought of it" because they were told, in advance, at a big confab/drill, that whatever they need to do will be done under the guise of Russian disinformation. The players were already identified and held in reserve. It wasn't brainwashing, it was just good old-fashioned battlespace preparation. They set up the patsy, the story, etc. in advance, drilled on it, then just needed to plug in the correct names. They assumed it would be Hunter and that assumption was correct, but it didn't need to be. The plan would have worked anyway because all of the parts are portable.

It was a good plan.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 20, 2022 01:13 PM (t0OGg)

59 So this means that they had the wargame all written no later than Oct 5. The NYP laptop story came out on Oct 14. The IC knew the story was coming out at least 9 days ahead of time.

Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at December 20, 2022 01:13 PM (24fqN)

60 The wargame reads a lot like the COVID-type wargame from several years ago.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 20, 2022 01:13 PM (t0OGg)

61 MTG urging all of us to suck it up and back the uniparty.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 20, 2022 01:13 PM (jsqd5)

62 If you have to ask the question, the answer should be pretty obvious. Especially with Schiff
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 20, 2022 01:11 PM (N39Ws)

So it’s not a question of if there are dead hookers, but how many.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at December 20, 2022 01:14 PM (UpDO3)

63 MTG urging all of us to suck it up and back the uniparty.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 20, 2022 01:13 PM (jsqd5)
++++
Hard pass.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 20, 2022 01:14 PM (t0OGg)

64 "Defund the FBI."

We got this!

Posted by: IRS at December 20, 2022 01:14 PM (3Or4S)

65 Media ? Crickets
Posted by: It's me donna at December 20, 2022 01:12 PM (bs+z0)

Where have you gone, Charles Gibson??

Posted by: Doof at December 20, 2022 01:14 PM (ChAEn)

66 50 Hey man - where you been hiding?
Posted by: Doof at December 20, 2022 01:12 PM (ChAEn)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 20, 2022 01:14 PM (veXAq)

67
I've been through this at a company I was at that was working on some groundbreaking security tech.

When the IC wants access to the API, it's so they can have a backdoor into the software and see *everything whenever they want.* Often, it's for purposes of reverse engineering the stuff that GovCunts aren't smart enough to make on their own. In this case, it's so they can attach their own software to monitor what all of their chattel subjects are saying on the platform.

Step #1 is a """request""" like this one. For regime-adjacent """private""" companies like Twitter, constantly slavering for one more taste of that regime cock, this is the final step.

If their first """request""" is refused, Step #2 is a National Security Letter. You may not discuss the NSL with anyone (it's national security, and you're not allowed to ENDANGER AMERICANS), and you must comply, or face prosecution.

If the NSL is refused, Step #3 is prosecution in a FISA Court. Again, secret proceedings, of course.

If you somehow prevail in their rigged-up kangaroo court, Step #4 is they just start trying to fucking hack you. If you are in a non 5-Eyes or aligned country, Step #4 is Step #1.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 20, 2022 01:14 PM (oINRc)

68 Taking money changes everything.
It means that Twitter acted as an agent of the US government.
This means the full Bill of Rights is in force

Posted by: SMOD
--

I'm no attorney, but one has to imagine just a single email of "Hey, we're with the government, we would like to achieve this, would you mind taking this action?" would put that ball in play, money or not.

Posted by: Change Your Socks Regularly at December 20, 2022 01:14 PM (ds1TL)

69 Bob Lee Swagger: I don't think you understand. These boys killed my dog.

Posted by: SMOD at December 20, 2022 01:14 PM (RHGPo)

70 This sounds and looks so much like a debunked conspiracy theory. Sad to see this once journalistically respectable blog go down the QAnon Moon Landing rabbit hole.

Posted by: ... at December 20, 2022 01:14 PM (eB8T/)

71 The walls are coming off.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 20, 2022 01:14 PM (mhWKY)

72 49 Seems the IC has been running the media for decades.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

They have. Fed LE's too. Everything is Broken.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 20, 2022 01:15 PM (sAmhv)

73 Not only the agents but their wives with their maiden names who work for other governy departments need to be fired and their pensions revoked.

Posted by: DanMan at December 20, 2022 01:15 PM (DB6tu)

74 Again, most of the time, the CIA or whatever did not have to give orders or request jack. All they had to do is remind the already-agreeing, already compliant, already willing people in social media about what they want.

The money helped Twitter go along, but they didn't have to twist any arms. These are troops who are trying to anticipate the desires of their woke masters, and who already wanted to block the laptop story because it would help Trump.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2022 01:16 PM (0hOvj)

75 So this means that they had the wargame all written no later than Oct 5. The NYP laptop story came out on Oct 14. The IC knew the story was coming out at least 9 days ahead of time.

Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan!
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Because they were spying on Trump, Giuliani, and the NYP.

It's crazy how that's a *minor* element of this story.

Posted by: Change Your Socks Regularly at December 20, 2022 01:16 PM (ds1TL)

76 Let he who has turned down 3 million in cash from the FBI, throw the first stone.

Posted by: Twitter Office of Finance at December 20, 2022 01:16 PM (8im0S)

77 So we had a "wargame" before the Hunter Biden corruption stuff leaked so they could handle it for maximum advantage.

And we had a "wargame" before COVID leaked out of that lab but uh...that's just a coincidence right?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 20, 2022 01:16 PM (lc5cP)

78 Wake me up when the prosecutions begin.

I'd even be happy with just persecutions,

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 20, 2022 01:17 PM (BdMk6)

79 70 This sounds and looks so much like a debunked conspiracy theory. Sad to see this once journalistically respectable blog go down the QAnon Moon Landing rabbit hole.
Posted by: ... at December 20, 2022 01:14 PM (eB8T/)

Oh, how we miss the days of respectability and accountability when ace spoke so movingly of putting a sombrero on his (relatively) giant erection or trying to mainstream the word 'snizz.'

Ach, there were giants in the great days of yore. Horatius on the Bridge and ace, one and the same.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2022 01:17 PM (ajH6z)

80
77 So we had a "wargame" before the Hunter Biden corruption stuff leaked so they could handle it for maximum advantage.

And we had a "wargame" before COVID leaked out of that lab but uh...that's just a coincidence right?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 20, 2022 01:16 PM (lc5cP)

Fuck - this should be pinned to the sidebar

Posted by: ... at December 20, 2022 01:17 PM (eB8T/)

81 Maybe the IC has positions on corporate boards to make sure policies are implemented and shit goes smooth. Or they are "overseers".

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 20, 2022 01:17 PM (V8Q1G)

82 It's crazy how that's a *minor* element of this story.

its not like it was illegal or anything. Wait, it was? Well the constitution... doesn't allow the government to do this? Well it was For The Common Good. You can't make an omlete, and all that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2022 01:17 PM (0hOvj)

83 Kevin did tweet that he was going to back Chip Roy's plan to block any legislation backed by republicans who vote for the omnibus. Probably bullshit, but we will see. The GOP has a grand canyon of a trust hole to dig themselves out of.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 20, 2022 01:18 PM (jsqd5)

84 Who exactly gives the FBI and the rest of the US IC its marching orders?

And don't tell me it's that lazy putz ex-president.

Posted by: davidt at December 20, 2022 01:18 PM (SYTee)

85 Just curious but has the author of "Liberal Fascism", "Drag Queens Story Time" supporter, or Bret Baier's best friend been covering this at all or are they just ignoring it?

Funny how the #TrueRepublicans and #TruePatriots are all for what Hitler did! #Fascism

tinyurl.com/2p8s54w3
As the book Hell's Cartel explains, the history of the German industrialists’ support of Hitler shows "what can go wrong when political objectives and the pursuit of profit become dangerously entwined." One can only surmise what might have happened if the businessmen had simply said "no" to Hitler that night.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at December 20, 2022 01:18 PM (MFZ8i)

86 Did anyone get caught masturbating on Zoom during this wargame? Asking for Jeffrey Toobin.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 20, 2022 01:18 PM (ppBhU)

87 Yoel Roth helped the democrats, he is a limo liberal and it is to be expected.

The FBI is spelled KGB in the original Russian these days and their job was to champion democrat interests so it is to be expected.

What I cannot stand and enrages me is National Retards Online, et al pretending that there is no there there originally and then God help me once the smoking gun of overt governmental interference in an election cycle actively looking the other way.

I hate the cuck caucus.

Posted by: sven at December 20, 2022 01:19 PM (Lzpvj)

88 Can you just imagine the aholes at the FBILGBQT monitor at AOSHQ?
You be warned!!!!

Posted by: Rachel mad cow Lookalike with SMG at December 20, 2022 01:19 PM (INZTe)

89 82 It's crazy how that's a *minor* element of this story.

its not like it was illegal or anything. Wait, it was? Well the constitution... doesn't allow the government to do this? Well it was For The Common Good. You can't make an omlete, and all that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2022 01:17 PM (0hOvj)

The 3 letter agencies apparently regard the US Constitution as nothing more than toilet paper to be used after eating a super sized Taco Bell meal.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 20, 2022 01:19 PM (N39Ws)

90 The heretofore unasked question: How much do the newspapers and other sources of media get from the Feeb, and for what pro quo exactly?

Or are we supposed to think Twitter and Social Media is the first time all this has gone on.

Posted by: ... at December 20, 2022 01:19 PM (eB8T/)

91 61 MTG urging all of us to suck it up and back the uniparty.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 20, 2022 01:13 PM (jsqd5)

Whores have their price.
But if she wants to demonstrate said sucking...well...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 20, 2022 01:19 PM (V6f9+)

92 Next we will find out the FBI spent $45M on Trump NFT trading cards.

Posted by: Head puddi at December 20, 2022 01:20 PM (xbbsU)

93 85 Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at December 20, 2022 01:18 PM (MFZ8i)

Butters and the Cuck (Goldberg and French) are being aggressively silent.

Jan 6th properly understood was a stage managed morality headshot to the GOP to guarantee that polite society does not even have to pretend to be objective.

History will look back on it as the FBI's Reichstag fire.

Posted by: sven at December 20, 2022 01:20 PM (Lzpvj)

94 Huh. Heads should roll. Does Ikea make a portable guillotine?
Posted by: fd at December 20, 2022 01:07 PM (iayUP)

the problem is, even if it looks good, you wind up with three extra fasteners, an extra allen wrench and it is really not up to high torque or heavy usage.
Also, that blond birch plywood they use shows stains easily

Best to get something from a reputable furniture maker like Ethan Allen, it might cost more, but it is a wise investment unless you are setting up something temporary.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2022 01:20 PM (xhaym)

95 Talking about the IC

Get a look at "The Recruit" on NetFlix

main character is a lawyer with the general counsel's office at the CIA

Posted by: SMOD at December 20, 2022 01:20 PM (RHGPo)

96 Just curious but has the author of "Liberal Fascism", "Drag Queens Story Time" supporter

"let me put it this way: what will give me more money and acclaim, and access to the elite coke and 13-year-old girl parties?"
--Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2022 01:21 PM (0hOvj)

97 MTG has been one of the few who has actually mentioned the J6 guys. I hesitate to throw her out with the bath romney.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2022 01:21 PM (ajH6z)

98 Just curious but has the author of "Liberal Fascism", "Drag Queens Story Time" supporter, or Bret Baier's best friend been covering this at all or are they just ignoring it?

Looking at twitter Goldberg is in fact discussing the important and timely stuff right now if you consider Jewish space lasers and Kurt Vonnegut stories important and timely

Posted by: 18-1 at December 20, 2022 01:21 PM (lc5cP)

99 That old TV show, The FBI, that weekly told us how awesome they were.

Another OP.

Posted by: davidt at December 20, 2022 01:21 PM (SYTee)

100 This is cool and all but there isn't a one of these fuckers who is going to see a day in jail. There is a chance they'll swing by their neck but no chance they'll ever see jail.

Posted by: DFCtomm at December 20, 2022 01:21 PM (OHy0b)

101 I tell people on twitter to blow me and to STFU all the time. Can I get some of that 3.5 million?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2022 01:22 PM (F6n0S)

102 83 Kevin did tweet that he was going to back Chip Roy's plan to block any legislation backed by republicans who vote for the omnibus. Probably bullshit, but we will see. The GOP has a grand canyon of a trust hole to dig themselves out of.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 20, 2022 01:18 PM (jsqd5)

(GOP approves Omnibus bill overwhelmingly)

GOP: Gee, sorry I just that that thing in your mouth. Please send me $100 so I can stop the irresponsible spending by the Democrats.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 20, 2022 01:22 PM (N39Ws)

103 TMZ:

Andrew Cuomo and Kellyanne Conway seemed like mortal enemies back in the day ... which is why this story is so curious.

The New York Post caught the former governor and former Trump honcho hitting up Il Postino Monday night in NYC's Upper East Side, with the ex-gov trailing KC as they left the Italian restaurant around 10 PM.

They were all smiles on the way out, rocking business casual outfits.

Posted by: SMOD at December 20, 2022 01:22 PM (RHGPo)

104 What did MTG say

Posted by: ... at December 20, 2022 01:22 PM (eB8T/)

105 Ever notice three letter agencies are attached to three named assassins?

Posted by: Head puddi at December 20, 2022 01:22 PM (xbbsU)

106 While stealing the country, several were murdered. You are all going down. Murder 1.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 20, 2022 01:22 PM (N/1c4)

107 Because they were spying on Trump, Giuliani, and the NYP.

It's crazy how that's a *minor* element of this story.
Posted by: Change Your Socks Regularly at December 20, 2022 01:16 PM (ds1TL)

"But Watergate was the biggest political crime in history!!"

Posted by: DaisyB at December 20, 2022 01:23 PM (AbL8c)

108 99 That old TV show, The FBI, that weekly told us how awesome they were.

Another OP.
Posted by: davidt at December 20, 2022 01:21 PM (SYTee)

Literally. It was literal pro-FBI propaganda.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 20, 2022 01:23 PM (V6f9+)

109 One can only see what one perceives.

And one can only perceive what is already in the mind.

Posted by: Alphonse Bertillon at December 20, 2022 01:23 PM (w0NJk)

110
Who exactly gives the FBI and the rest of the US IC its marching orders?

And don't tell me it's that lazy putz ex-president.
Posted by: davidt at December 20, 2022 01:18 PM (SYTee)

In the Soviet Union, there was always tension between the Party, the State (the KGB, in realistic terms), and the Army - what Yuri Bezhmenov called the "Triangle of Power & Hate." It actually did provide *some* checks and balances. No single piece could just have its way all the time.

In the US, the military is not (yet) powerful enough to have a meaningful seat at the table, and the Party and State are fully unitary. The GOP faction is wholly subordinate to the Dems, and have no shot-calling authority, and at least 80% of State employees are Dems. The rest are just Dem-light anyway.

In short, at this time, Valerie Jarrett, Ron Klain, Susan Rice, and a handful of others at Kalorama are calling the shots, as they have since 2008.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 20, 2022 01:23 PM (oINRc)

111 Whores have their price.

...

Tee hee!

Posted by: Kelly Anne Conway at December 20, 2022 01:24 PM (Udeyz)

112 This is cool and all but there isn't a one of these fuckers who is going to see a day in jail. There is a chance they'll swing by their neck but no chance they'll ever see jail.
Posted by: DFCtomm

Jail is expensive. Let them swing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 20, 2022 01:24 PM (V8Q1G)

113 Literally. It was literal pro-FBI propaganda.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 20, 2022 01:23 PM (V6f9+)

Isn't that one still on? The FBIs or something? Hillary Swank? Lot of right wing nutbars victimizing poor immigrants and democrats?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2022 01:24 PM (ajH6z)

114 Light a fire for a federal agent, and might stay warm for a day. Light a federal agent on fire, and he will stay warm for the rest of his life.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at December 20, 2022 01:24 PM (b306O)

115 "Ever notice three letter agencies are attached to three named assassins?"

Tried it with Jack Ruby, but "Jack Leon Ruby" never caught on. Syllable shortage in 1963.

Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at December 20, 2022 01:24 PM (24fqN)

116 Nothing will happen..

Posted by: that guy that always thinks nothing will happen at December 20, 2022 01:24 PM (yQpMk)

117 Isn't that one still on? The FBIs or something? Hillary Swank? Lot of right wing nutbars victimizing poor immigrants and democrats?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2022 01:24 PM (ajH6z)
++++
The morning news I watch sometimes is a CBS affiliate and they have several FBI shows in their primetime lineup per the ads for their primetime lineup.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 20, 2022 01:25 PM (t0OGg)

118 What are the chances of any of the named people on those Twitter hunts by Eff Bee Eye have a case against them for 1st Amendment right violations?

Posted by: Skip's phone at December 20, 2022 01:25 PM (Infkx)

119 Nothing will happen..
Posted by: that guy that always thinks nothing will happen at December 20, 2022 01:24 PM (yQpMk)
++++
I disagree. Something will happen. Likely taking out Musk or destroying Twitter while doubling down on the same activities with the rest of Big Tech.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 20, 2022 01:25 PM (t0OGg)

120 This was done under the constitution's Good and Plenty cause, perfectly legal.

-John Conyers' Ghost

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2022 01:25 PM (fs1hN)

121 116 Nothing will happen..
Posted by: that guy that always thinks nothing will happen at December 20, 2022 01:24 PM (yQpMk)

Any relation to 'the guy who always thinks that things are beginning'?

I like that guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2022 01:25 PM (ajH6z)

122 That old TV show, The FBI, that weekly told us how awesome they were.

Yeah a major item on the FBI budget is their PR, where they work hard to make sure there are fewer negative references to them, plenty of positive exposure, and as many new movies and TV shows that show the FBI in the best light. Our incorruptible heroes, super cops!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2022 01:26 PM (0hOvj)

123 The wargame reads a lot like the COVID-type wargame from several years ago.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

And the latest, greatest one -- from just a week ago.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 20, 2022 01:26 PM (YJwUM)

124 This Elvis fellow at the FBI is going to be found at Ft. Marcy Park ain't he?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2022 01:26 PM (ecjqw)

125 "The FBI Paid Twitter Three and a Half Million Dollars to "Help" It Censor "Misinformation"

Ya'll keep saying this like it's ONLY Twitter they're paying. Or that they stopped doing this.

They're still doing this. They're paying EVERYBODY ... Google, Apple, all the ISPs get funding. EVERYBODY. Everybody is on the dole so nobody wants the gravy train to stop.

So either get used to it or brush up on your George Washington history. George - he put caps in British asses and secured a nation. Ya'll are letting it slip away because you think somebody ELSE is going to do it for you.

ProTip: They're not going to do it for you.

If you KEEP LETTING them do it, of course they're not going to STOP doing it.

Posted by: JamesTCarville at December 20, 2022 01:26 PM (ij5RJ)

126 Who exactly gives the FBI and the rest of the US IC its marching orders?

And don't tell me it's that lazy putz ex-president.
Posted by: davidt at December 20, 2022 01:18 PM (SYTee)

++++++

SKYNET is self aware, and it's awake. The intelligence agencies run themselves, and if a Representative refuses to sign off on their budget they find child porn on his computer. It's not the only power structure in Washington, and it can be bought, well rented, but there is no one pulling the strings externally.

Posted by: DFCtomm at December 20, 2022 01:27 PM (OHy0b)

127 Imagine if Nightly News et al decided to make exposing this story a priority like Watergate. I know there exists a belief that America will be even worse off with POTUS Kamala Harris. But I hate the vile Biden crime family so much I'd gladly risk that to have their corruption exposed.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 20, 2022 01:27 PM (3cGpq)

128 113 Literally. It was literal pro-FBI propaganda.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 20, 2022 01:23 PM (V6f9+)

Isn't that one still on? The FBIs or something? Hillary Swank? Lot of right wing nutbars victimizing poor immigrants and democrats?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2022 01:24 PM (ajH6z)

There's a bunch of pro-FBI shows (and it goes back, even before the Zimbalist show). The FBI has been in the business of pushing shows that makes them look good since Hoover.

They're bad people and bad things should happen to them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 20, 2022 01:27 PM (V6f9+)

129 So it’s not a question of if there are dead hookers, but how many.
Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at December 20, 2022 01:14 PM (UpDO3)

The rumor for Schiff is that it was a dead boy

Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2022 01:27 PM (xhaym)

130 Whores have their price.
But if she wants to demonstrate said sucking...well...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy
--------------

Hold the phone Hold the phone
She's been the strongest conservative spokesperson in the House & she does one thing you don't understand & you want to throw her under the bus?

This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at December 20, 2022 01:27 PM (aTDER)

131 I believe an API is an Application Programming Interface, and it is the coding that allows a user who is on one platform on the internet to seamlessly interface with another platform or program.

Right. For example, my hosting provider has an API that lets me write code on my desktop to get, for example, a list of all of the email addresses I’ve created on my server, or all of the web sites. It means I don’t have to ask my hosting provider for a data dump, I can get it myself any time.

Some APIs are read, and some are read/write. I can create web applications, web sites, emails, and so on, using that API and code that I’ve written.

But basically, an API is a way to write code to get or set information in ways that the API host hasn’t yet made available, in real time, often in response to other triggering events. (If my local IP address changes, this will trigger a script that contacts their API and updates the IP of the custom hostname I’ve set up for serving a few things from my local network.)

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 20, 2022 01:28 PM (EXyHK)

132 " and they'd go to jail if they interfered in an election by stating clear falsehoods."

lol

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 20, 2022 01:28 PM (KSNKu)

133 the noose gets tighter

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 20, 2022 01:02 PM (V8Q1G)
2 Roomy!

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 20, 2022 01:02 PM (6BXHz)

With Gnu's soon to be patented Add-A-Neck system, you can hang up to 50 people at a time.

The hangman's noose goes plural and hi-tech. Bitcoin accepted from investors.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 20, 2022 01:28 PM (JOtiF)

134 127 Imagine if Nightly News et al decided to make exposing this story a priority like Watergate. I know there exists a belief that America will be even worse off with POTUS Kamala Harris. But I hate the vile Biden crime family so much I'd gladly risk that to have their corruption exposed.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 20, 2022 01:27 PM (3cGpq)

It doesn't matter which puppet is on the stage. The puppet masters need to be exposed. And possibly flayed. On camera. By Eli Roth.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 20, 2022 01:28 PM (V6f9+)

135 Twitter was paid to be an agent of the government.

All constitutional restrictions that apply to a government agency also apply to an agent of the government agency in the work that it does for the government agency.

The FBI violated the civil rights of every Twitter account holder that was censored.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 20, 2022 01:28 PM (lf83v)

136 Oppenheimer trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK6ldnjE3Y0

Looking forward to this one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 20, 2022 01:28 PM (veXAq)

137 It was a good plan.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 20, 2022 01:13 PM (t0OGg)

Meh, its the same plan over and over again. Start a wargaming session called, say "Patriot Front" - start it with 90 FBI guys pretending to be Joe Insurrectionists, find 10 drunks at the local bar and recruit them in - compose a drill and film it with the 10 dupes in it - go out to, oh, I don't know, Idaho or somewhere - get dramatically arrested - all 100. 90 FBI guys get let out and disappear - only the 10 dupes go to prison - hype it in the press - rinse and repeat.

Now try Twitter - recruit 10 woke Twitter dupes...have them participate in a drill...have the 10 dupes write out the rules for illegal censorship that they learn - it all blows up - FBI skirts out unscathed - 10 Twitter dupes lose their jobs.

Posted by: Boswell at December 20, 2022 01:29 PM (+Cgut)

138 AoSHQ has an API, but every time I try to call a function, I get a big core file.

Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at December 20, 2022 01:29 PM (24fqN)

139 The Die Hard movie franchise got the FBI right.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2022 01:29 PM (4I/2K)

140 *considers mentioning Prometheus*

*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*

*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 20, 2022 01:11 PM
---

This sounds like a covenant of sorts. A bizaare covenant. An Alien Covenant.

Posted by: Twitter Office of Finance at December 20, 2022 01:29 PM (8im0S)

141 Before there was a tooth fairy there was the Hanging Fairy.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 20, 2022 01:29 PM (N/1c4)

142 this is all a distraction from the real story, which it that Trump can't be allowed to run for president again. Brennan and Clapper will certainly vouch for that.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 20, 2022 01:29 PM (kFrCu)

143 130 Whores have their price.
But if she wants to demonstrate said sucking...well...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy
--------------

Hold the phone Hold the phone
She's been the strongest conservative spokesperson in the House & she does one thing you don't understand & you want to throw her under the bus?

This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at December 20, 2022 01:27 PM (aTDER)

Hey, I didn't say I was throwing her anywhere. Just inviting her to demonstrate the sucking she's asking us to do.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 20, 2022 01:30 PM (V6f9+)

144 Best to get something from a reputable furniture maker like Ethan Allen, it might cost more, but it is a wise investment unless you are setting up something temporary.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2022 01:20 PM (xhaym)

I demand the surrender in the name of the Great Jehovah and the Continental Congress!

Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2022 01:30 PM (xhaym)

145

Rep. Dan Bishop

@RepDanBishop
My team and I are reading through the omnibus bill today - all $1.7 trillion and 4,155 pages of it.

Follow along for some of the most egregious provisions in the bill ⬇️

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 20, 2022 01:30 PM (jsqd5)

146 Unspoken elephant in the room

Got out of the market 100%
Going into Treasuries.

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at December 20, 2022 01:30 PM (aTDER)

147 Meh, its the same plan over and over again. Start a wargaming session called, say "Patriot Front" - start it with 90 FBI guys pretending to be Joe Insurrectionists, find 10 drunks at the local bar and recruit them in - compose a drill and film it with the 10 dupes in it - go out to, oh, I don't know, Idaho or somewhere - get dramatically arrested - all 100. 90 FBI guys get let out and disappear - only the 10 dupes go to prison - hype it in the press - rinse and repeat.

Now try Twitter - recruit 10 woke Twitter dupes...have them participate in a drill...have the 10 dupes write out the rules for illegal censorship that they learn - it all blows up - FBI skirts out unscathed - 10 Twitter dupes lose their jobs.
Posted by: Boswell at December 20, 2022 01:29 PM (+Cgut)
++++
Yup. They keep using it because it keeps working.

Being above the law must be pretty cool.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 20, 2022 01:30 PM (t0OGg)

148 Talking about the IC

Get a look at "The Recruit" on NetFlix

main character is a lawyer with the general counsel's office at the CIA

Posted by: SMOD
-----------------------

I'm willing to bet a fairly large sum of money that 90%+ of TV shows and movies have (ahem) input to make sure that the "right" people are the heroes.

When is the last time you saw a show where the hero wasn't a government hero or an ex government hero that the government needs to return to government to be a hero again or the daughter of a government hero?

Posted by: Change Your Socks Regularly at December 20, 2022 01:30 PM (ds1TL)

149 It expressly prohibits CBP funding from being used to improve border security.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 20, 2022 01:30 PM (jsqd5)

150 When will those in the FBI responsible for this be fired, arrested, tried, convicted and imprisoned?

Silly question I know....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 20, 2022 01:30 PM (wtvvX)

151 Ace is definitely going squishy on Trump.
The latest poll from Morning Consult showed Trump at 48% Desantis 33% ace ignored

Posted by: Paul at December 20, 2022 01:30 PM (tUoKq)

152 The rumor for Schiff is that it was a dead boy

Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2022 01:27 PM (xhaym)

There are purported pics of Schiff hangin' out at Ed Buck's place.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 20, 2022 01:31 PM (JOtiF)

153 The Die Hard movie franchise got the FBI right.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2022 01:29 PM (4I/2K)

Well, at least their fate was, to say the least, satisfying.

Posted by: Boswell at December 20, 2022 01:31 PM (+Cgut)

154 Posted by: JamesTCarville at December 20, 2022 01:26 PM (ij5RJ). Clever sock and good point. Twitter calls it using the process to apply for reimbursement for time/funds they spent doing what the FBI asked them to do. That means congress authorized the FBI to make funds available to reimburse the tech companies for their expense if the FBI or IC asks twitter, facebook etc to help them remove content from a jihadist OR given this is DC from a dangerous MAGA veteran in flyover land laying out dangerous facts about covid vaccine dangers or Biden family corruption.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 20, 2022 01:31 PM (3cGpq)

155 Who exactly gives the FBI and the rest of the US IC its marching orders?

And don't tell me it's that lazy putz ex-president.
Posted by: davidt

A group of people called WestExec. Look it up.

WestExec is our government.

The three branches are their puppets.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 20, 2022 01:31 PM (YJwUM)

156 In other words, the director of the FBI, among others, committed a federal crime.

Oh, yeah, I forgot - those of the left are allowed to break the law.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 20, 2022 01:31 PM (lTGtQ)

157 On a more sinister note, here's at least $575 million for "family planning" in areas where population growth "threatens biodiversity."

Malthusianism is a disturbing, anti-human ideology that should have ZERO place in any federal program.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 20, 2022 01:32 PM (jsqd5)

158 139 The Die Hard movie franchise got the FBI right.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2022 01:29 PM (4I/2K)

Does that mean we can load up a helicopter with fibbies and have forcefully removed from the sky? That we can put them into a bearcat and light it up like the 4th of July?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 20, 2022 01:32 PM (N39Ws)

159 Posted by: Braenyard's phone at December 20, 2022 01:27 PM (aTDER)

Hey, I didn't say I was throwing her anywhere. Just inviting her to demonstrate the sucking she's asking us to do.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy
---------

You owe her some respect.

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at December 20, 2022 01:32 PM (aTDER)

160 Whatever happened to Michelle Bachmann?

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 20, 2022 01:32 PM (eGTCV)

161 git yer own blog, Mr P

Posted by: BlackOrchidIsNotAmused at December 20, 2022 01:33 PM (w0NJk)

162 151 Ace is definitely going squishy on Trump.
The latest poll from Morning Consult showed Trump at 48% Desantis 33% ace ignored
Posted by: Paul at December 20, 2022 01:30 PM (tUoKq)

+++++

They're working on banning Trump from holding office because of the insurrection conviction, and if that doesn't work the GOP will take him out with a morality clause. He's not going to even win the nomination.

Posted by: DFCtomm at December 20, 2022 01:33 PM (OHy0b)

163 Ozark got the FBI half right as well

maybe they only got paid half

Posted by: BlackOrchidIsNotAmused at December 20, 2022 01:33 PM (w0NJk)

164 This country is finished and it will remain so until these Stasi agents go to jail. Starting with Wray, Comey, and Mueller etc, etc, fucking etc.

And even worse - heaven forbid - lose their pensions.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 20, 2022 01:33 PM (tnwBx)

165 136 Oppenheimer trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK6ldnjE3Y0

Looking forward to this one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 20, 2022 01:28 PM (veXAq)

Well the Japanese made a movie to praise Jiro Horikoshi, so why not make another pro-Nazi film. Worked for Titty Watitty

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 20, 2022 01:33 PM (V6f9+)

166
When the Hunter Biden laptop story appeared my logic sequence went like this:
1. New York Post is credible
2. New York Post has lawyers who advised the owners of the risk of printing a BS story with so much explosive potential to adversely effect the Biden campaign
3. Story had to be real

The only reason our so-called 'betters' in the media got it so totally wrong was because they are dumb as shit and easily manipulated. Easy marks for the FBI.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 20, 2022 01:34 PM (enJYY)

167 151 Ace is definitely going squishy on Trump.
The latest poll from Morning Consult showed Trump at 48% Desantis 33% ace ignored

So?

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 20, 2022 01:34 PM (4tfcV)

168 The Die Hard movie franchise got the FBI right.
Posted by: Count de Monet at
---'

In Die Hard they were incompetent, they are far more sinister in real life.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 20, 2022 01:34 PM (8im0S)

169 When is the last time you saw a show where the hero wasn't a government hero or an ex government hero that the government needs to return to government to be a hero again or the daughter of a government hero?
Posted by: Change Your Socks Regularly at December 20, 2022 01:30 PM (ds1TL)
++++
The X-Files. Sure, the heroes were FBI agents but Mulder viewed the whole thing with contempt and stuck around for convenience and access all while fighting the government at every turn. That show portrayed the US government as extremely nefarious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 20, 2022 01:34 PM (t0OGg)

170 In the AoSHQ API 2.0, KillHobo() is deprecated, use BurnHobo() instead.

Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at December 20, 2022 01:35 PM (24fqN)

171 House Democrats Can Release Trump’s Tax Returns. But Should They?

Simple answer. If the Democrats are fine with the tax returns of every major donor being made public, then go away and release Trump's tax returns.

Posted by: SMOD at December 20, 2022 01:35 PM (RHGPo)

172 The latest poll from Morning Consult showed Trump at 48% Desantis 33%

I am shocked that someone running for an office leads someone not yet running for that office.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 20, 2022 01:35 PM (yQpMk)

173 Well, at least their fate was, to say the least, satisfying.

Narrator: they never did get any more FBI guys

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2022 01:35 PM (0hOvj)

174 Pizza or pasta for lunch?

Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2022 01:35 PM (ZEa+g)

175 It's hard to tell if it was more a factor of (and I know it is both AND) the monumental stupidity of these tech monopolies to fall for such an obvious scam, or if they were just glad to have a "out" to blame for something they wanted to do anyway. I mean, on the stupidity angle, a normal, thinking person would have an internal alarm go off when something SO SIMILAR to the wargame suddenly, very conveniently, happens almost immediately after the exercise. You have to be almost impossibly stupid, AND/or hopelessly corrupt and partisan to fall for this.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at December 20, 2022 01:35 PM (Gu48G)

176
The Oppenheimer trailer was pretty dramatic.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 20, 2022 01:36 PM (Y+l9t)

177 The X-Files. Sure, the heroes were FBI agents
-----------------

I'm not necessarily disagreeing with the overall premise, but "doing what we have to do, sometimes bad things, too, to keep everyone safe" was a big part that show.

Conditioning, almost.

Posted by: Change Your Socks Regularly at December 20, 2022 01:36 PM (ds1TL)

178 "The Die Hard movie franchise got the FBI right."

Nailed the newsmedia too. A twofer.

Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at December 20, 2022 01:36 PM (24fqN)

179 174 Pizza or pasta for lunch?
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2022 01:35 PM (ZEa+g)

==========

"What were the options for dinner?"
"Chicken or fish."
"Ah, yes, I remember. I had the lasagna."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 20, 2022 01:36 PM (veXAq)

180 You owe her some respect.

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at December 20, 2022 01:32 PM (aTDER)

"owe her"? I'll respect MTG EXACTLY as much as her future actions dictate. She just squeaked her way back into office. We'll see if there was a cost she had to pay for that or not.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 20, 2022 01:36 PM (V6f9+)

181 If we want to fight back against this, people on Twitter who got directly banned as a result of the FBI's interference need to collectively file a class action suit against these fucks.

If I was one of the aggrieved parties (unfortunately I'm not because I closed my twitter account years ago) I would be talking to a lawyer now.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 20, 2022 01:36 PM (VTu1l)

182 The rumor for Schiff is that it was a dead boy
Posted by: Kindltot

Specifically a 12 year old black kid. Who was drugged with meth and screwed for over an hour after he died, until Schiff realized it, freaked out, and brought in a cleanup crew.

Also that Anthony Bourdain was a witness to it all.

Strange times we live in. Evil everywhere.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 20, 2022 01:37 PM (YJwUM)

183 When is the last time you saw a show where the hero wasn't a government hero or an ex government hero that the government needs to return to government to be a hero again or the daughter of a government hero?
________

The Sopranos.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 20, 2022 01:37 PM (lf83v)

184 The only reason our so-called 'betters' in the media got it so totally wrong was because they are dumb as shit and easily manipulated. Easy marks for the FBI.

I don't know about that. They are dumb, I agree, but I also think they know exactly what they are doing.

Pravda had more honor.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 20, 2022 01:37 PM (tnwBx)

185 It's hard to tell if it was more a factor of (and I know it is both AND) the monumental stupidity of these tech monopolies to fall for such an obvious scam, or if they were just glad to have a "out" to blame for something they wanted to do anyway. I mean, on the stupidity angle, a normal, thinking person would have an internal alarm go off when something SO SIMILAR to the wargame suddenly, very conveniently, happens almost immediately after the exercise. You have to be almost impossibly stupid, AND/or hopelessly corrupt and partisan to fall for this.
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at December 20, 2022 01:35 PM (Gu48G)
++++
They didn't "fall for" anything. It wasn't a "scam." It was a way to hand out marching orders. It's a game and they all play.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 20, 2022 01:37 PM (t0OGg)

186 Oppenheimer might have been a Soviet spy...wonder if that will come up.

I expect Nolan will just ignore it...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 20, 2022 01:37 PM (lc5cP)

187 Oppenheimer trailer:

It will be highly praised no doubt. It will also be painfully boring. If you can actually hear the dialogue in the theater, that is.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 20, 2022 01:38 PM (ppBhU)

188 Sure, the heroes were FBI agents

*******************

The crazy thing is I once wanted to be an FBI agent because of Fox Mulder. It didnt occur to my teenager addled brain that I was somewhat missing the messaging of the show that the government was fuck ass evil.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 20, 2022 01:38 PM (VTu1l)

189 IIRC and I might not Michelle Bachmann was the MTG of her day. The media hated her. And then she suddenly stepped down.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 20, 2022 01:38 PM (eGTCV)

190 House Democrats Can Release Trump’s Tax Returns. But Should They?
____________

Do Obama's college and law school grades first.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 20, 2022 01:38 PM (lf83v)

191 Oppenheimer was a full on commie or at least a commie sympathizer.

Posted by: Archer at December 20, 2022 01:38 PM (gmo/4)

192 Pizza or pasta for lunch?
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2022 01:35 PM (ZEa+g)

One of the odder things I ever did was make pizza with Alfredo sauce. You have to balance the flavors differently than with a marinara, chicken instead of pepperoni, for example

Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2022 01:39 PM (xhaym)

193 Being above the law must be pretty cool.
-
Right up until the point that everyone else decides "the law" isn't worth shit.

Posted by: Methos at December 20, 2022 01:39 PM (kOpft)

194 >>> We'll see if there was a cost she had to pay for that or not.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy
------------

Go ahead bleed her out.

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at December 20, 2022 01:39 PM (aTDER)

195 183 When is the last time you saw a show where the hero wasn't a government hero or an ex government hero that the government needs to return to government to be a hero again or the daughter of a government hero?
________

The Sopranos.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 20, 2022 01:37 PM (lf83v)

Better Call Saul?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 20, 2022 01:39 PM (V6f9+)

196 The rumor for Schiff is that it was a dead boy
Posted by: Kindltot

Schiff has the face of a pervert.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 20, 2022 01:39 PM (eGTCV)

197 I'll respect MTG EXACTLY as much as her future actions dictate. She just squeaked her way back into office. We'll see if there was a cost she had to pay for that or not.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 20, 2022 01:36 PM (V6f9+)

Didn't she thump her Democrat opponent 66 to 34%?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 20, 2022 01:40 PM (yQpMk)

198 Pizza or pasta for lunch?
Posted by: Infidel
___

I'm having pizza.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 20, 2022 01:40 PM (+my1P)

199 The only reason our so-called 'betters' in the media got it so totally wrong was because they are dumb as shit and easily manipulated. Easy marks for the FBI.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 20, 2022 01:34 PM (enJYY)

They got it wrong because they chose to

Posted by: Doof at December 20, 2022 01:40 PM (ChAEn)

200 IIRC and I might not Michelle Bachmann was the MTG of her day. The media hated her. And then she suddenly stepped down.
__________

Doesn't anyone want to know about me?

Posted by: Carly Fiorina at December 20, 2022 01:40 PM (lf83v)

201 I’ve seen on Breitbart in the span of a week, two polls that had DeSantas then Trump up by double digits. Obviously nonsense.

Posted by: SMOD at December 20, 2022 01:40 PM (RHGPo)

202 Narrator: they never did get any more FBI guys
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2022 01:35 PM (0hOvj)

They used up all the guys named Johnson, I guess.

Posted by: Boswell at December 20, 2022 01:40 PM (+Cgut)

203 House Democrats Can Release Trump’s Tax Returns. But Should They?

Can they? It is for that oversight committee to use, NOT necessarily to release to the public. I mean no doubt they will, but any constitutional lawyer here?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2022 01:40 PM (F6n0S)

204 193 Being above the law must be pretty cool.
-
Right up until the point that everyone else decides "the law" isn't worth shit.
Posted by: Methos at December 20, 2022 01:39 PM (kOpft)

There is no law. Only power.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 20, 2022 01:40 PM (V6f9+)

205 166 The only reason our so-called 'betters' in the media got it so totally wrong was because they are dumb as shit and easily manipulated. Easy marks for the FBI.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 20, 2022 01:34 PM (enJYY)

+++++
No. First you had to allow the networks to be gobbled up by corporations. Then you had to allow the network affiliates to be gobbled up by corporations. Then you only have 3 or 4 giant players who control all the radio, and TV stations for the entire country. These giant corporations are controlled by wealth people who bought them not to make money but to exercise power.

Posted by: DFCtomm at December 20, 2022 01:40 PM (OHy0b)

206 Wray. There's a 4 letter word that should have some other 4 letter words done to that person.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 20, 2022 01:40 PM (NW9xb)

207 Didn't she thump her Democrat opponent 66 to 34%?

***************

yeah i think he was mistakenly referring to Boebert

I like MTG but she's showing what happens when you work in DC too long

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 20, 2022 01:41 PM (VTu1l)

208 Jack Parry: [introduces self] Jack Parry, the NSA. Chuck Summer, DHS Liaison. The White House made the call. Anything you need, we're here to help.

Deputy Director Miguel Bowman: Help? Wow, that's, that's great.

Jack Parry: We're gonna need some work space for our people. What can you do for us?

Deputy Director Miguel Bowman: Well, as you can see, we're using the space, so you guys can go stand in the corner and liaise. And if I need something, I'll just wave to you.

*wishes it had been the FBI not the NSA but 220/221 whatever it takes.

Posted by: Live Free or Die Hard at December 20, 2022 01:41 PM (4I/2K)

209 200 IIRC and I might not Michelle Bachmann was the MTG of her day. The media hated her. And then she suddenly stepped down.
__________

Doesn't anyone want to know about me?
Posted by: Carly Fiorina at December 20, 2022 01:40 PM (lf83v)

I know about how you fucked every job you ever had. See also Geoff Johns...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 20, 2022 01:41 PM (V6f9+)

210 As I told some of my siblings the other day, I don't put ANYTHING beyond what our elected and unelected "betters" will do, if they think they can get away with it.
CIA assassinated JFK? I believe it now.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 20, 2022 01:41 PM (ynpvh)

211 Doesn't anyone want to know about me?
Posted by: Carly Fiorina at December 20, 2022 01:40 PM (lf83v)

THAT FACE!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 20, 2022 01:41 PM (yQpMk)

212 The Republicans managed to grab the House. Now it seems they are willing to give it away because they can't compromise on a speaker. If the Republicans break ranks, the next speaker could be a Democrat. The freedom caucus should be negotiating their wants while they have leverage.
i'm worried they will give it all away because of "muh principles".

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 20, 2022 01:41 PM (Y+l9t)

213 Pizza or pasta for lunch?
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2022 01:35 PM (ZEa+g)

Spaghetti pizza. Not for the carb-averse!!

Posted by: Doof at December 20, 2022 01:41 PM (ChAEn)

214 House Democrats Can Release Trump’s Tax Returns. But Should They?

If there was any "there" there, they would have been leaked years ago.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 20, 2022 01:41 PM (jsqd5)

215 Pizza or pasta for lunch?
Posted by: Infidel

Szechuan chicken

Posted by: Archer at December 20, 2022 01:42 PM (gmo/4)

216 With David Greenglass and Klaus Fuchs as part of the Manhattan Engineering District, does it matter if Oppenheimer or his wife were Soviet spies?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2022 01:42 PM (ecjqw)

217 From the sidebar: France goes up 2-0 on Morocco. This game has been all action. It's not the usual sluggish soccer game. Both teams are very aggressive and the ball is almost always in someone's backyard, with a lot of opportunities for goals.

I always love non-stop ball action in MY backyard!

Posted by: Barack "No Homo" Obama at December 20, 2022 01:42 PM (JCZqz)

218 213 Pizza or pasta for lunch?
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2022 01:35 PM (ZEa+g)

Spaghetti pizza. Not for the carb-averse!!

Posted by: Doof at December 20, 2022 01:41 PM (ChAEn)

You can enhance that with your choice of beverage and dessert...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 20, 2022 01:42 PM (ynpvh)

219 These polls are the “Democrats with bylines” attempt to select the Republican candidate that the Democrats can most easily beat.
In 2016, they saw Trump as a ‘bad joke’ so they gave him lots of airtime, until after the Republicans chose him.
Remember who helped us have McCain and Romney. McCain’s consultants wouldn’t work for him for the general election, so once he won the nomination, he was left to drift.

Posted by: SMOD at December 20, 2022 01:42 PM (RHGPo)

220 210 As I told some of my siblings the other day, I don't put ANYTHING beyond what our elected and unelected "betters" will do, if they think they can get away with it.
CIA assassinated JFK? I believe it now.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 20, 2022 01:41 PM (ynpvh)

==========

Theory:

The CIA created the "grassy knoll" theory to help discredit all alternate theories about the Kennedy assassination except the official one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 20, 2022 01:42 PM (veXAq)

221 There is only one Wray, her name is Fay...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2022 01:43 PM (ecjqw)

222 217 From the sidebar: France goes up 2-0 on Morocco. This game has been all action. It's not the usual sluggish soccer game. Both teams are very aggressive and the ball is almost always in someone's backyard, with a lot of opportunities for goals.

I always love non-stop ball action in MY backyard!

Posted by: Barack "No Homo" Obama at December 20, 2022 01:42 PM (JCZqz)

When a muslim team is gonna lose, do any of them contemplate an "Alahu Akbar!" moment?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 20, 2022 01:43 PM (ynpvh)

223 40
On the FIB's Facebook page they continue to post daily all the J6 scalps they've gotten.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 20, 2022 01:11 PM (NpAcC)
........

The thing that surprises me is that the FBI has a Facebook page.
Fags.

Posted by: wth at December 20, 2022 01:43 PM (v0R5T)

224 The crazy thing is I once wanted to be an FBI agent because of Fox Mulder. It didnt occur to my teenager addled brain that I was somewhat missing the messaging of the show that the government was fuck ass evil.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 20, 2022 01:38 PM (VTu1l)

We all want to believe as kids that people just need a leader. A steely eyed patriot of Right and Wrong to show others the way and clean up the town. The problem is that the power concentrated in the government ITSELF is the problem- not the individuals who populate it. Power will draw evil like rotting meat does flies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2022 01:43 PM (ajH6z)

225 NGU, there are serious penalties for releasing Federal Tax Information, of which COPIES OF TAX RETURNS PROVIDED TO THIRD PARTIES BY THE IRS is included.
However, the law continues to be "that which is enforced" so who knows.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2022 01:43 PM (xhaym)

226 "The Oppenheimer trailer was pretty dramatic."

Leslie Groves' book "Now It Can Be Told" (1962) is a good look at the management and organization of the Manhattan Project, which were as daunting as the technical challenges were. People remember Oppenheimer but nobody remembers Groves. A story of solid American executive competence and skill, never to be equaled again as far as I can guess.

Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at December 20, 2022 01:43 PM (24fqN)

227 I always have suspected that Oliver Stone is on the CIA's payroll.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 20, 2022 01:43 PM (yQpMk)

228 The freedom caucus should be negotiating their wants while they have leverage.

**************

All McCarthy has to do is work with the freedom caucus instead of giving them the finger and demanding in his squeaky i just got defiled by Luntz voice that they get in line, and he cant even do that

Fuck this idiot

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 20, 2022 01:43 PM (VTu1l)

229 221 There is only one Wray, her name is Fay...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2022 01:43 PM (ecjqw)

I hope Chrissy is not her offspring.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 20, 2022 01:44 PM (ynpvh)

230 198 Pizza or pasta for lunch?
Posted by: Infidel
___

I'm having pizza.
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 20, 2022 01:40 PM (+my1P)

I'm making chili. No carrots.

Posted by: Moki at December 20, 2022 01:44 PM (JrN/x)

231 Social media is the mindfuck of a generation.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 20, 2022 01:44 PM (geVLo)

232 There is no law. Only power.
-
People mistakenly believe that government has power.

All it has is our consent.

We outnumber them. We know they know because they feel the need to steal elections.

We outgun them. We know they know because they still bother holding elections.

Posted by: Methos at December 20, 2022 01:44 PM (kOpft)

233 Now you've discovered point proof of how the "newspapers" stay in business.

Posted by: ... at December 20, 2022 01:45 PM (WDL+U)

234 227 I always have suspected that Oliver Stone is on the CIA's payroll.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 20, 2022 01:43 PM (yQpMk)

=========

If I remember correctly, his film JFK heavily implied that the CIA had a direct hand in the assassination.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 20, 2022 01:45 PM (veXAq)

235 You can enhance that with your choice of beverage and dessert...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 20, 2022 01:42 PM (ynpvh)

Enhance!

Posted by: Rick Decard in Blade Runner, screaming at a monitor at December 20, 2022 01:45 PM (ajH6z)

236
Power will draw evil like rotting meat does flies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2022 01:43 PM (ajH6z)

This is the basis for my "YD's Corollary to Gresham's Law" describing the process by which powerful institutions become uninhabitable *except* for the evil.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 20, 2022 01:45 PM (oINRc)

237 Don't worry. We're being invaded and going bankrupt.
Thanks, Joe!

Posted by: wth at December 20, 2022 01:45 PM (v0R5T)

238 The Magic Loogiee:

https://youtu.be/PA5HRW4DWz0

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld Clip at December 20, 2022 01:45 PM (wEgWu)

239 220 210 As I told some of my siblings the other day, I don't put ANYTHING beyond what our elected and unelected "betters" will do, if they think they can get away with it.
CIA assassinated JFK? I believe it now.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 20, 2022 01:41 PM (ynpvh)

==========

Theory:

The CIA created the "grassy knoll" theory to help discredit all alternate theories about the Kennedy assassination except the official one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 20, 2022 01:42 PM (veXAq)

Possible. They're the ones that called alternate theories "Conspiracy Theories". 2021 and 2022 hasve been banner years for "conspiracy theorists" to be right.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 20, 2022 01:45 PM (ynpvh)

240 If I remember correctly, his film JFK heavily implied that the CIA had a direct hand in the assassination.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 20, 2022 01:45 PM (veXAq)

But it was so over the top and made up that it discredited the theory.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 20, 2022 01:46 PM (yQpMk)

241 All McCarthy has to do is work with the freedom caucus instead of giving them the finger and demanding in his squeaky i just got defiled by Luntz voice that they get in line, and he cant even do that

Fuck this idiot
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 20, 2022 01:43 PM (VTu1l)

+++++++

The GOP machine may or may not know what time it is. The Republican electorate is changing, but then again it's changed before and they've always navigated the turmoil and remained in power. It's a safe bet they will again, and so they aren't frightened yet.

Posted by: DFCtomm at December 20, 2022 01:46 PM (OHy0b)

242 192 One of the odder things I ever did was make pizza with Alfredo sauce. You have to balance the flavors differently than with a marinara, chicken instead of pepperoni, for example

best pizza at a place near a former domicile was alfredo, pepperoni, and mushrooms.

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at December 20, 2022 01:46 PM (oY6Yp)

243 The FBI pressuring a private company to do unconstitutional stuff should be considered a form of entrapment, imo

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 20, 2022 01:46 PM (oabwr)

244 >>Buh Muh Private Corporation, huh?

Don't worry, DeSantis got this.

** Looks on over at SOH and Minority Leader **

Uhh, yeah, no.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 20, 2022 01:46 PM (up/3i)

245 Imagine if Nightly News et al decided to make exposing this story a priority like Watergate.
----------

Nightly News aren't just a coverupper... they are also a client.

Posted by: ... at December 20, 2022 01:46 PM (WDL+U)

246 Was King Kong a true story?

No, it was just a faiwray tale.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 20, 2022 01:46 PM (mhWKY)

247 They didn't "fall for" anything. It wasn't a "scam." It was a way to hand out marching orders. It's a game and they all play.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 20, 2022 01:37 PM (t0OGg)

Yes, just like the Michigan drifters and the Patriot Front dupes - these Twitter idiots wanted to participate in this stuff - but what was different was they knew they were dealing with the FBI and IC. So, similar cause, knowledge of the participants and the trouble these government folks could cause, some definite knowledge of the illegality of it all - and yet they still went through with it.

For the cause. They make the Michigan drifters recruited in the Whitmer case look like MIT professors.

Posted by: Boswell at December 20, 2022 01:47 PM (+Cgut)

248 Spaghetti pizza. Not for the carb-averse!!

"Take him on a drive out into the desert. bring back the Canolli"
--Don Petey "bullets" DeFrancese

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2022 01:47 PM (0hOvj)

249 War gaming was central to preparing the post election battle space as well. Transition Integrity Project (just the Tip) was spearheaded by a Soros big muckety muck, Rosa Brooks. That conditioned election officials, the press and public to expect muddled results that would take time to resolved. Almost like they knew the fix was in. Crazy, huh?

Posted by: Leon Sphinx at December 20, 2022 01:47 PM (Tby5X)

250 The brave FBI are supposed to fight crime, yet look at all their criminal acts in putting one of the most corrupt crooks in DC right into the White House. I assume they want an obedient puppet, and the FBI has all the kompromat they need on old Joe.

But as long as Joe keeps the junta in power, and helps destroy the USA ... then Hunter and family are safe. FBI will attack all "domestic terrorists" (true patriots) as an existential threat (to the globalist criminal enterprise). poor Seth.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2022 01:47 PM (Cus5s)

251 230 198 Pizza or pasta for lunch?
Posted by: Infidel
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I'm having pizza.
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 20, 2022 01:40 PM (+my1P)

I'm making chili. No carrots.

Posted by: Moki at December 20, 2022 01:44 PM (JrN/x)

eating chicharrones en salsa verde (pork rinds in tomatillo salsa) I made the other day. My first try. Came out pretty good after I added some jalapeños to it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 20, 2022 01:47 PM (ynpvh)

252 Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone and the CIA was not involved.

We have his cellphone and have confirmed no one at the CIA contacted him.

Posted by: The FBI at December 20, 2022 01:47 PM (lf83v)

253 Andrew Cuomo and Kellyanne Conway seemed like mortal enemies back in the day ... which is why this story is so curious.

The New York Post caught the former governor and former Trump honcho hitting up Il Postino Monday night in NYC's Upper East Side, with the ex-gov trailing KC as they left the Italian restaurant around 10 PM.

They were all smiles on the way out, rocking business casual outfits.
Posted by: SMOD at December 20, 2022 01:22 PM (RHGPo)

I want you to eat the whole sausage"

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 20, 2022 01:47 PM (M+Lyo)

254 Though Kevin Bacon did play a convincing homosexual male prostitute.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 20, 2022 01:47 PM (yQpMk)

255 The CIA created the "grassy knoll" theory to help discredit all alternate theories about the Kennedy assassination except the official one.
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Now it's the Assy Yoel Thread.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 20, 2022 01:47 PM (Vwz3I)

256 The FBI violated the civil rights of every Twitter account holder that was censored.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

They actually 'ordered' inspection and suppression of *every* Twitter user, not just those they specified.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 20, 2022 01:48 PM (weA3C)

257 The FBI's only natural constituency is conservatives, and conservatives are turning on the FBI.

Posted by: Caliban at December 20, 2022 01:48 PM (ni2c1)

258 One of the odder things I ever did was make pizza with Alfredo sauce. You have to balance the flavors differently than with a marinara, chicken instead of pepperoni, for example

It can be amazing if done right. You just have to choose the toppings to match, like you say. Garlic, chicken, basil, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2022 01:48 PM (0hOvj)

259 @241

>>they've always navigated the turmoil and remained in power.

Power is never given, it's only taken.

The closest we came to taking power was Trump, and we see how the Uniparty/Deep State reacted.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 20, 2022 01:48 PM (up/3i)

260 Leslie Groves' book "Now It Can Be Told" (1962) is a good look at the management and organization of the Manhattan Project, which were as daunting as the technical challenges were. People remember Oppenheimer but nobody remembers Groves. A story of solid American executive competence and skill, never to be equaled again as far as I can guess.
Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at December 20, 2022 01:43 PM (24fqN)
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Groves was a badass and made the bomb happen. Balls of solid brass on him, too.

When he needed wire for the machinery at Oak Ridge, he couldn't get a copper requisition big enough - too much copper needed for weapons production. So he went to Treasury and demanded their supply of silver so he could go spin it into wire because he couldn't get enough copper. They agreed.

And it worked. And the losses were minuscule when, after the war, he had all the wiring torn out and melted back into ingots to be returned to the treasury.

But telling the treasurer of the richest country in the world to give you the national silver supply because you need electrical wire is pretty damn ballsy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 20, 2022 01:48 PM (t0OGg)

261 Twitter was primed to do exactly what they wanted to do.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 20, 2022 01:48 PM (Y5qcH)

262 Grassy Knoll > Chuck Knoll

Eff the Steelers and their fans with those faggy yellow hankies

Posted by: Doof at December 20, 2022 01:48 PM (ChAEn)

263 Proally already been said but many here need to go to the pay windows to collect your winnings.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 20, 2022 01:48 PM (4LyY6)

264 best pizza at a place near a former domicile was alfredo, pepperoni, and mushrooms.
Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at December 20, 2022 01:46 PM (oY6Yp)

Salty.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2022 01:49 PM (xhaym)

265
The GOP machine may or may not know what time it is. The Republican electorate is changing, but then again it's changed before and they've always navigated the turmoil and remained in power. It's a safe bet they will again, and so they aren't frightened yet.
Posted by: DFCtomm at December 20, 2022 01:46 PM (OHy0b)

The GOP could swear on a stack of bibles that they will personally rape the daughters of every last Republican voter by any means necessary, and 90% of the base would line up to vote for them.

The GOP will be just fine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 20, 2022 01:49 PM (oINRc)

266 eating chicharrones en salsa verde (pork rinds in tomatillo salsa) I made the other day. My first try. Came out pretty good after I added some jalapeños to it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 20, 2022 01:47 PM (ynpvh)
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Chicharrones are awesome. Peasant food to be sure, but damn do I like it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 20, 2022 01:49 PM (t0OGg)

267 "Groves was a badass and made the bomb happen."

His is the only 500 page management book I've read cover to cover.

Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at December 20, 2022 01:50 PM (24fqN)

268 KellyAnne and Andrew were sharing notes on "How to Marry The Right Person."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 20, 2022 01:50 PM (lf83v)

269 The Hunter-Burisma "war games" plan seems beyond the competence of the FBI to create. It would require clear forward-thinking, good strategery, and planning ahead. The FBI is all a bunch of fucking retards. I think it's more likely that when they chose a "story" for their war game, their troglodyte brains just regurgitated the most popular right-wing "conspiracy theory" almost in an attempt to mock it. I very highly doubt they were deliberately planting a Hunter Biden story in order to discredit a future Hunter Biden story.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 20, 2022 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

270 257 The FBI's only natural constituency is conservatives, and conservatives are turning on the FBI.
Posted by: Caliban at December 20, 2022 01:48 PM (ni2c1)

Their constituency is themselves. It always has been. They are the State. They don't need supporters. Unless a government faction opposes them, they have no one to check them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 20, 2022 01:50 PM (V6f9+)

271 The next person who tries to sell that USA is a Constitutional Republic gets a hard kick in the ass.

Posted by: a police state, if you can keep it at December 20, 2022 01:50 PM (YTBIQ)

272 The GOP could swear on a stack of bibles that they will personally rape the daughters of every last Republican voter by any means necessary, and 90% of the base would line up to vote for them.

Well, we do owe them respect, I'm told.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 20, 2022 01:50 PM (ppBhU)

273 261 Twitter was primed to do exactly what they wanted to do.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 20, 2022 01:48 PM (Y5qcH)

This. Part of the thing about the first amendment is that it is predicated on the belief that people will not want to be controlled by the government.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2022 01:50 PM (ajH6z)

274 Was King Kong a true story?

No, it was just a faiwray tale.
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I may be a monkey-fucker but I'm not stupid.

I gave Kong the Purple Heart he deserved for the Empire State Building shooting.

Posted by: joey biden at December 20, 2022 01:50 PM (Vwz3I)

275 It was Jackie with her snatch gun.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 20, 2022 01:50 PM (jsqd5)

276 Kari Lake Election Fraud Lawsuit Goes To Trial; Says Pronouns Are "I/Won"

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at December 20, 2022 01:50 PM (aTDER)

277 The closest we came to taking power was Trump, and we see how the Uniparty/Deep State reacted.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 20, 2022 01:48 PM (up/3i)

+++++++

In 2016 we proved their controls were insufficient when faced with a surge. This led to a flurry of activity in the managerial class. They needed to create new controls, but then also remove the infection that we had thrust into their midst. This time they are ready for Trump, and us and the 2022 midterms proved that.

Posted by: DFCtomm at December 20, 2022 01:51 PM (OHy0b)

278 A group of people called WestExec. Look it up.

WestExec is our government.

The three branches are their puppets.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 20, 2022 01:31 PM (YJwUM)

It's good to know the enemy:

https://www.westexec.com/our-team/

Oye, these head shots say everything...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 20, 2022 01:51 PM (CCSxw)

279 Whether Castro or Brezhnev was involved with JFK, I feel like the people in position to probe for answers didn't have their heart in it, because it would start a war.

A bit like Hank in Breaking Bad, maybe a little less angry, unable to see it through to the end because of the hell that comes with it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 20, 2022 01:51 PM (44ww/)

280 I imagine the Whigs were like the GOP in the 1840s.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 20, 2022 01:51 PM (jsqd5)

281 It was Jackie with her snatch gun.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 20, 2022 01:50 PM (jsqd5)

Snizz pistol??

Posted by: Doof at December 20, 2022 01:51 PM (ChAEn)

282 243 The FBI pressuring a private company to do unconstitutional stuff should be considered a form of entrapment, imo

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 20, 2022 01:46 PM (oabwr)

it should be a one way ticket to levenworth for a long time.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 20, 2022 01:52 PM (ynpvh)

283 276 Kari Lake Election Fraud Lawsuit Goes To Trial; Says Pronouns Are "I/Won"

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at December 20, 2022 01:50 PM (aTDER)

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"Gross incompetence is not a crime and we have no obligation to fix it."
-Defendants, probably

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 20, 2022 01:52 PM (veXAq)

284 A bit like Hank in Breaking Bad, maybe a little less angry, unable to see it through to the end because of the hell that comes with it.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 20, 2022 01:51 PM (44ww/)

Shraderbrau!!!

Posted by: Doof at December 20, 2022 01:53 PM (ChAEn)

285 "My sense is ... that Elvis is sending a message ..."

If only we still had Tater and his Reliable Sources, we'd know if Elvis ever left the building or not.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 20, 2022 01:53 PM (a3Q+t)

286 I imagine the Whigs were like the GOP in the 1840s.
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Say what?

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Wig at December 20, 2022 01:53 PM (lf83v)

287 eating chicharrones en salsa verde (pork rinds in tomatillo salsa) I made the other day. My first try. Came out pretty good after I added some jalapeños to it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 20, 2022 01:47 PM (ynpvh)

I lacto-fermented peppers and blended them into hot sauce with dried tomatoes, basil and a touch of vinegar, and that turned out incredibly good.
I am sad because I have less than a quart of it until I make the next batch next Fall.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2022 01:53 PM (xhaym)

288 They will never release the returns. They will just continue lying about them.

They have had them since 2015 and no doubt used them to get to every associate of Trump they could.

If there was anything to release you'd have known about it in October of 16.

Posted by: ... at December 20, 2022 01:53 PM (DZEF8)

289 234
If I remember correctly, his film JFK heavily implied that the CIA had a direct hand in the assassination.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 20, 2022 01:45 PM

I'll always remember Kelly Bundy talking about the movie where they shot President "Jifk". Because is was chuckle-worthy and because young Christina Applegate was smoking hot, but mostly because young Christina Applegate was smoking hot.

Posted by: Moron Man at December 20, 2022 01:53 PM (JCZqz)

290 You should never touch the ordinance at all. You should never move the feed lever to the operating position. You should never plave a magazine of ammunition into the feed rollers. You should never return the feed lever to the firing position. You should never censor...

Posted by: Motor Seargent Frank Tree at December 20, 2022 01:54 PM (3Or4S)

291 266 eating chicharrones en salsa verde (pork rinds in tomatillo salsa) I made the other day. My first try. Came out pretty good after I added some jalapeños to it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 20, 2022 01:47 PM (ynpvh)
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Chicharrones are awesome. Peasant food to be sure, but damn do I like it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 20, 2022 01:49 PM (t0OGg)

I like nopalitos as well. Another peasant food.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 20, 2022 01:54 PM (ynpvh)

292 281 It was Jackie with her snatch gun.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 20, 2022 01:50 PM (jsqd5)

Snizz pistol??
Posted by: Doof at December 20, 2022 01:51 PM (ChAEn)

For some reason this made me think of Farscape. When Scorpius took over the mind of the disgusting, oozing alien guy on the planet with all the corpses on ice. And asks Bracca: 'Bracca, your Pulse Pistol, Please.' Scorpius was popping his plosives like a motherfucker.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2022 01:54 PM (ajH6z)

293 The Nexis has always been Jacob Leon Rubenstein.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 20, 2022 01:54 PM (geVLo)

294 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 20, 2022 01:54 PM (vf0Uk)

295 @238

>>"Gross incompetence is not a crime and we have no obligation to fix it."

Hey, they're stealing our moves.

--
The Kentucky Muppet and his merry band of retards and a**clowns.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 20, 2022 01:54 PM (up/3i)

296 LORD the javascript ads on the main page are intrusive and annoying.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 20, 2022 01:54 PM (vf0Uk)

297
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 20, 2022 01:51 PM (CCSxw)

Wow.

That's a real rogues' gallery.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 20, 2022 01:54 PM (oINRc)

298 And before you say "That's not a lot of money to Twitter"

Also, if *you* were asked to turn over information to the FBI, how much do you think they'd compensate you?

Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2022 01:54 PM (CaJIi)

299 Spending bills originate in the House. Send a message to the FBI and CIA and cut their budgets by 50%.

Posted by: dying of laughter here at December 20, 2022 01:55 PM (rJ48h)

300 271 The next person who tries to sell that USA is a Constitutional Republic gets a hard kick in the ass.

Posted by: a police state, if you can keep it at December 20, 2022 01:50 PM (YTBIQ)

The US is *SUPPOSED* to be a Constitutional Republic, if we can keep it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 20, 2022 01:55 PM (ynpvh)

301 In Die Hard they were incompetent, they are far more sinister in real life.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 20, 2022 01:34 PM (8im0S)

They did say they were fine with "losing" a quarter of the hostages.

Posted by: ... at December 20, 2022 01:55 PM (Aejvq)

302 Also, if *you* were asked to turn over information to the FBI, how much do you think they'd compensate you?
Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2022 01:54 PM (CaJIi)
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Much more richly. They'll give you your life. Because if you refuse to turn it over, your life is over.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 20, 2022 01:55 PM (t0OGg)

303 It was Jackie with her snatch gun.
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Snizz pistol??
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A literal pillbox cap!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 20, 2022 01:55 PM (Vwz3I)

304 >>I imagine the Whigs were like the GOP in the 1840s.

I wish the GOP was like the Whigs of the 1850's - gone.

Posted by: Boswell at December 20, 2022 01:55 PM (+Cgut)

305 Spending bills originate in the House. Send a message to the FBI and CIA and cut their budgets by 50%.
Posted by: dying of laughter here at December 20, 2022 01:55 PM (rJ48h)
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99.5%. Just enough staff left to handle the sale of assets.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 20, 2022 01:55 PM (t0OGg)

306 because young Christina Applegate was smoking hot, but mostly because young Christina Applegate was smoking hot.
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Most importantly, she was smoking hot.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 20, 2022 01:55 PM (lf83v)

307 Lake's suit is only going to trial on 2 of the 10 allegations. She has to prove the printer malfunctions were intentional and affected the outcome.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 20, 2022 01:55 PM (jsqd5)

308 All of the people who are suppressing speech and releasing documents of conservatives will be some of the first to get a bullet in the head when and if there is a full leftist takeover. Leftists don't like potential traitors or rats, and are paranoid about them and act accordingly.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 20, 2022 01:56 PM (11zNb)

309 281 It was Jackie with her snatch gun.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 20, 2022 01:50 PM (jsqd5)

Snizz pistol??

Posted by: Doof at December 20, 2022 01:51 PM (ChAEn)

C**t Cannon

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 20, 2022 01:57 PM (ynpvh)

310 299 Spending bills originate in the House. Send a message to the FBI and CIA and cut their budgets by 50%.
Posted by: dying of laughter here at December 20, 2022 01:55 PM (rJ48h)

==========

This is why the whole, "We need the presidency" thing has been bullshit forever.

Congress, specifically the House, is immensely powerful in terms of regulating the administrative state. You want the DoEd gone? You don't need the presidency. You need a House with balls that will defund it and then stare down the Senate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 20, 2022 01:57 PM (veXAq)

311 Buh Muh Private Corporation, huh?

Being an FBI/DHS/CIA/DOD contractor kind of blurs the line, I would think into "Private Branch of the Government"

Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2022 01:57 PM (CaJIi)

312 I'll take the 1840s Whigs over the current Republicans any day.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 20, 2022 01:57 PM (lf83v)

313 I'll always remember Kelly Bundy talking about the movie where they shot President "Jifk". Because is was chuckle-worthy and because young Christina Applegate was smoking hot, but mostly because young Christina Applegate was smoking hot.
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And when the FBI came to arrest Al and she said. "Let my daddy go, you Feeb guys!"

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 20, 2022 01:57 PM (Vwz3I)

314 270 257 The FBI's only natural constituency is conservatives, and conservatives are turning on the FBI.
Posted by: Caliban at December 20, 2022 01:48 PM (ni2c1)

Their constituency is themselves. It always has been. They are the State. They don't need supporters. Unless a government faction opposes them, they have no one to check them.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 20, 2022 01:50 PM (V6f9+)

Correct. This is a national security state that has meaningless pageants known as "elections."

Step back and look at what happened here. There was no real effort to use cut-outs or to be subtle. I mean, Jim Freaking Baker was sent in to be the enforcer. They did this, and knew it might become public, because they also knew there would be no repercussions or consequences. Will Mitch McConnell utter a word? No. The People's Republic of China has him on direct deposit now. Biden commands a larger sum. And so on. Anyone doubt the kompromat on Chief Justice Roberts is through the roof? The lower court judges?

It is not a matter of nothing WILL be done. Nothing CAN be done.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 20, 2022 01:57 PM (KSNKu)

315 LORD the javascript ads on the main page are intrusive and annoying.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 20, 2022 01:54 PM (vf0Uk)
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If you're using the Brave browser, you can turn scripts off.

Sorry, ace.
I know you got to make your money in any way possible, but dang.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 20, 2022 01:58 PM (1+zmy)

316 312 I'll take the 1840s Whigs over the current Republicans any day.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 20, 2022 01:57 PM (lf83v)

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They didn't stand for anything, but by gosh did they fight for power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 20, 2022 01:58 PM (veXAq)

317 When is the last time you saw a show where the hero wasn't a government hero or an ex government hero that the government needs to return to government to be a hero again or the daughter of a government hero?
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The Sopranos.
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Better Call Saul?
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It's interesting that both of these are blatant and outright criminals. Anti-heroes yes, but not heroes.

Probably just a coincidence that normal people can only be criminals that do good things occasionally.

Posted by: Change Your Socks Regularly at December 20, 2022 01:58 PM (ds1TL)

318 310 299 Spending bills originate in the House. Send a message to the FBI and CIA and cut their budgets by 50%.
Posted by: dying of laughter here at December 20, 2022 01:55 PM (rJ48h)

==========

This is why the whole, "We need the presidency" thing has been bullshit forever.

Congress, specifically the House, is immensely powerful in terms of regulating the administrative state. You want the DoEd gone? You don't need the presidency. You need a House with balls that will defund it and then stare down the Senate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 20, 2022 01:57 PM (veXAq)
____________________

[HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER]

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 20, 2022 01:58 PM (iFTx/)

319 Here are thousands of pages of evidence, emails, depositions which prove the printer malfunctions were intentional.

Hobbs: Nuh-Uh.

Judge: I side with the defense.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 20, 2022 01:58 PM (jsqd5)

320 Snizz pistol??

Posted by: Doof at December 20, 2022 01:51 PM (ChAEn)

C**t Cannon
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 20, 2022 01:57 PM (ynpvh)

Both would be excellent nics here

Posted by: Doof at December 20, 2022 01:58 PM (ChAEn)

321 It is not a matter of nothing WILL be done. Nothing CAN be done.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 20, 2022 01:57 PM (KSNKu)
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God's will be done, on Earth, as it is in Heaven.

Only sure thing.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 20, 2022 01:59 PM (1+zmy)

322 P***y Pistoleer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2022 01:59 PM (ajH6z)

323
Leftists don't like potential traitors or rats, and are paranoid about them and act accordingly.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 20, 2022 01:56 PM (11zNb)

They hate a True Believer more than anything, and these people are all True Believers, to a man.

They think they're smarter than everyone, and are naturally inclined to seek power, and want to impose their will, and understand precisely none of how that works. They wind up dead because they must. Practically the first order of business, by design and because it's easy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 20, 2022 01:59 PM (oINRc)

324 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 20, 2022 01:49 PM (oINRc)

But what about "candidate quality"????

Posted by: ... at December 20, 2022 02:00 PM (/80xy)

325 316 312 I'll take the 1840s Whigs over the current Republicans any day.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 20, 2022 01:57 PM (lf83v)

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They didn't stand for anything, but by gosh did they fight for power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 20, 2022 01:58 PM (veXAq)

So not like the current Repubs.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 20, 2022 02:00 PM (ynpvh)

326 Beaver Bayonet

Posted by: Doof at December 20, 2022 02:00 PM (ChAEn)

327 "Gross incompetence is not a crime and we have no obligation to fix it."
-Defendants, probably
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 20, 2022 01:52 PM (veXAq)

Lake is not saying "mistakes were made" in the two counts that are being brought forward to trial - she's alleging that they were fraudulently made, and the SOS knew of them or had reason to be aware of them given her office - hence the left freaking out today that Hobbs will indeed have to testify. Go long on popcorn.

Posted by: Boswell at December 20, 2022 02:00 PM (+Cgut)

328 Everyone involved in this should be arrested, tried and convicted of treason and hanged by the neck until dead.

THIS is the actual insurrection, you leftist fucktards. THIS.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 20, 2022 02:00 PM (vf0Uk)

329 I guess the ballot signature discrepancies were tossed.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 20, 2022 02:01 PM (jsqd5)

330 Snizz pistol??

Posted by: Doof at December 20, 2022 01:51 PM (ChAEn)

C**t Cannon
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 20, 2022 01:57 PM (ynpvh)

Both would be excellent nics here
Posted by: Doof at December 20, 2022 01:58 PM

And this is why I come back here every day.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 20, 2022 02:01 PM (Wnv9h)

331 TWC is calling the coming winter buttf*cking 'Elliott.'

It'll be ok. Trust me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2022 02:01 PM (ajH6z)

332 The Dems have been shrieking about voter disenfranchisement since 2000 and have yet to produce ONE such voter.

Does Lake have a list of people attached to her case?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 20, 2022 02:01 PM (lc5cP)

333 But what about "candidate quality"????
Posted by: ... at December 20, 2022 02:00 PM (/80xy)

I see Porky Pig Rove brought up "bad" Candidates again as the reason for no red wave calling Kari Lake crazy

Posted by: It's me donna at December 20, 2022 02:01 PM (bs+z0)

334 very highly doubt they were deliberately planting a Hunter Biden story in order to discredit a future Hunter Biden story.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 20, 2022 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

And the 2020 election just happened? That one would seem to require a lot of forward thinking too...

Posted by: ... at December 20, 2022 02:01 PM (/80xy)

335 Everyone involved in this should be arrested, tried and convicted of treason and hanged by the neck until dead.

THIS is the actual insurrection, you leftist fucktards. THIS.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 20, 2022 02:00 PM (vf0Uk)

When in the course of human events...

Posted by: Doof at December 20, 2022 02:01 PM (ChAEn)

336 I saw Snizz Pistol open for Pussy Riot at The Kremlin in 2012.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 20, 2022 02:02 PM (vf0Uk)

337 Hillary Howzer

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 20, 2022 02:02 PM (M+Lyo)

338 312 I'll take the 1840s Whigs over the current Republicans any day.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 20, 2022 01:57 PM

A VERY cursory search of the 1840 Presidential election brought up these gems:

Capitalizing on the country’s depressed economic state, the Whigs emphasized Harrison’s simple lifestyle over Van Buren’s relative decadence...He became, as a result, the first “packaged” presidential candidate, depicted as a simple soul from the backwoods.

The campaign deliberately avoided discussion of national issues and substituted political songs, partisan slogans, and appropriate insignia: miniature log cabins and jugs of hard cider were widely distributed to emphasize Harrison’s frontier identification...

Free booze to supporters? The first Moron campaign!

Posted by: Moron Man at December 20, 2022 02:02 PM (JCZqz)

339 337 Hillary Howzer

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 20, 2022 02:02 PM (M+Lyo)

Uh...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 20, 2022 02:02 PM (ynpvh)

340 297
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 20, 2022 01:51 PM (CCSxw)

Wow.

That's a real rogues' gallery.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 20, 2022 01:54 PM (oINRc)

I've been involved with Web Marketing, and head shots are staged to present a certain image.

There is something incredibly sinister about those first few rows of people, just vibing off the head shots.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 20, 2022 02:02 PM (CCSxw)

341 My idiot lefty brother is teaching Con Law this term and is ignoring this living lesson. When I asked how, in any sort of a conscience, he could not be teaching this to his class, he responded, "they aren't interested...it's the law school equivalent of a survey course...they are mostly interested in contracts and regulatory classes...plus, I question the sources, how do we know Musk didn't manufacture this entire "narrative"...If this really happened, the Justice Department would be all over it..."

Much better to just close your eyes and pretend it away, because the bell isn't yet tolling to him, he obviously thinks.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 20, 2022 02:03 PM (73Kp1)

342 Judge: I side with the defense.

Yeah, but his judgment won't be valid unless the judge play's a ukulele and wears a grass skirt when he says that. So Lake may still win on technicalities.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 20, 2022 02:03 PM (ppBhU)

343 Beaver Bayonet
Posted by: Doof at December 20, 2022 02:00 PM (ChAEn)

You are thinking of "Beaver Blunderbuss" but to honest, no matter what you plan to call it, isn't it really just some version of P#ssy Petard?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2022 02:03 PM (xhaym)

344 Seriously, how is Karl Rove still alive? He's looked like he was at death's door as long as I can remember.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 20, 2022 02:03 PM (Y5qcH)

345 Snuke

Posted by: wth at December 20, 2022 02:03 PM (v0R5T)

346 340 297
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 20, 2022 01:51 PM (CCSxw)

Wow.

That's a real rogues' gallery.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 20, 2022 01:54 PM (oINRc)

I've been involved with Web Marketing, and head shots are staged to present a certain image.

There is something incredibly sinister about those first few rows of people, just vibing off the head shots.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 20, 2022 02:02 PM (CCSxw)

Okay, how many on that list are NOT leftists, crypto-communists, outright communists, or globalists?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 20, 2022 02:03 PM (ynpvh)

347 Free booze to supporters? The first Moron campaign!
Posted by: Moron Man at December 20, 2022 02:02 PM (JCZqz)

Also died after giving a three hour speech in the cold.

Quite Moron-like.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2022 02:03 PM (ajH6z)

348 Sun is shining, wind is calm, enjoying it while I can, before I die a horrible death in the coming...

POLAR BOMB WINTER STORM ELLIOT!!!
REEEEEEEEEE!

I like to believe that the actual meteorologists at the NWS joke about the losers at the Weather Channel.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 20, 2022 02:03 PM (1+zmy)

349 because young Christina Applegate was smoking hot, but mostly because young Christina Applegate was smoking hot.
_________

Most importantly, she was smoking hot.

I think you guys are both overlooking how Christina Applegate was smoking hot

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2022 02:03 PM (0hOvj)

350 If you're using the Brave browser, you can turn scripts off.

Sorry, ace.
I know you got to make your money in any way possible, but dang.
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 20, 2022 01:58 PM (1+zmy)

Work laptop in Chrome so i don't know what my options are in it. I'll likely install uMatrix if it lets me and kill it all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 20, 2022 02:04 PM (vf0Uk)

351 War gaming

-
It did my evil heart good to see that the director /designer of Kingdom Come: Deliverance told those accusing him of racism to pound sand. KC

is set in early 15th century Bohemia and, try to follow me on this because it's real complicated, there were essentially no POCs running around Bohemia in the early 15th century so there are very few (none so far as I know) POC characters in the game. The designer says he will not parrot the prog propaganda.

https://bit.ly/3G6Qk1W

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5CH40xHkung

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 20, 2022 02:04 PM (FVME7)

352 The Sopranos.
-

Better Call Saul?
-------------

It's interesting that both of these are blatant and outright criminals. Anti-heroes yes, but not heroes.
________

It appears to me that you have erroneously adopted Plato's view of heroism, which is that conflicting interests can be harmonized one way or another and the best way to lead a harmonious unity of society and allows the parts to flourish is thought to be his best political order.

Some of my esteemed associates will be visiting you to convince you otherwise.

Posted by: Vito "Icepick" Scollazzo at December 20, 2022 02:04 PM (lf83v)

353 I saw Snizz Pistol open for Pussy Riot at The Kremlin in 2012.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 20, 2022 02:02 PM (vf0Uk)

I think Künt Kannon had to cancel at the last minute

Posted by: Doof at December 20, 2022 02:04 PM (ChAEn)

354
I imagine the judge pulled the cases with the largest ability to overturn the election. Why bother with the little stuff. If the Lake team can prove the big stuff, it overturns the election.

I hope she has lots of money to pay legal.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 20, 2022 02:05 PM (enJYY)

355 CDC admits lockdowns, mask mandates and school closures may be fueling Strep A outbreak in the US

- CDC said that increases in Strep A, flu and RSV cases are tied to lockdowns
- The agency said the orders led to a decline in cases over the past few years
- Some experts have said the lack of cases led to 'immune naivety' in the US

Posted by: SMOD at December 20, 2022 02:05 PM (RHGPo)

356 342 Judge: I side with the defense.

Yeah, but his judgment won't be valid unless the judge play's a ukulele and wears a grass skirt when he says that. So Lake may still win on technicalities.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 20, 2022 02:03 PM (ppBhU)

To also tighten his ruling, he will say that the defendant was believable, the plaintiff was not. That means any appeal will have to be based on some mis or poor conclusions of law, not the facts.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 20, 2022 02:05 PM (ynpvh)

357 Beaver Bayonet
Posted by: Doof at December 20, 2022 02:00 PM (ChAEn)

Cooch Carbine

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 20, 2022 02:05 PM (OgrpQ)

358 Now is the winter of our discontent?

Posted by: Archer at December 20, 2022 02:05 PM (gmo/4)

359 Have any Kennedy conspiracy buffs ever posited that Ari Onassis was involved because he wanted Jackie?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 20, 2022 02:05 PM (mhWKY)

360 "THIS is the actual insurrection, you leftist fucktards. THIS.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden"

It was necessary to save the country.

Posted by: The Left at December 20, 2022 02:05 PM (ArbhN)

361 Okay, how many on that list are NOT leftists, crypto-communists, outright communists, or globalists?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 20, 2022 02:03 PM (ynpvh)

To ask is to answer...

NONE!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 20, 2022 02:05 PM (CCSxw)

362 I think Künt Kannon had to cancel at the last minute
Posted by: Doof at December 20, 2022 02:04 PM (ChAEn)

HAH

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 20, 2022 02:06 PM (M+Lyo)

363 Snuke
Posted by: wth
------------
Shavy Crockett recoilless gun.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 20, 2022 02:06 PM (Vwz3I)

364 I guess the ballot signature discrepancies were tossed.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 20, 2022 02:01 PM (jsqd5)

Purposeful, fraudulent purposeful mishandling of chain of custody of ballots, and the deliberate attempt to deceive voters when the machines in certain voting precincts went down, thus depriving them of their constitutional right to vote - two counts. The strongest two counts.

Posted by: Boswell at December 20, 2022 02:06 PM (+Cgut)

365 CDC admits lockdowns, mask mandates and school closures may be fueling Strep A outbreak in the US

- CDC said that increases in Strep A, flu and RSV cases are tied to lockdowns
---------------------

I'll take "What did a bunch of dumbasses on JJ's morning thread say around May of 2020 for $400, Pat."

Posted by: Change Your Socks Regularly at December 20, 2022 02:06 PM (ds1TL)

366 The FBI paying money to big tech to censor a legitimate news story to alter the results of a presidential election is just one of the blessings of liberty.

Posted by: David French at December 20, 2022 02:06 PM (CaTb6)

367 Huma Humidifier Howitzer

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2022 02:06 PM (ajH6z)

368
Kari Lake has less than a snowball's chance in hell.

No judge in America is going to defy the will of the Party on something this important, period.

They know what their job is, and the consequences for fucking it up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 20, 2022 02:06 PM (oINRc)

369 Beaver Bayonet
Posted by: Doof at December 20, 2022 02:00 PM (ChAEn)

You are thinking of "Beaver Blunderbuss" but to honest, no matter what you plan to call it, isn't it really just some version of P#ssy Petard?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2022 02:03 PM (xhaym)

What about Hoo-hah Howitzer?

Posted by: Doof at December 20, 2022 02:06 PM (ChAEn)

370 353 I saw Snizz Pistol open for Pussy Riot at The Kremlin in 2012.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 20, 2022 02:02 PM (vf0Uk)

I think Künt Kannon had to cancel at the last minute

Posted by: Doof at December 20, 2022 02:04 PM (ChAEn)

Ya. They were German, didn't get along with the Ruskies.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 20, 2022 02:06 PM (ynpvh)

371 Mooseknuckle Boomstick

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 20, 2022 02:06 PM (Y5qcH)

372 Hardwood Handcannon

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2022 02:06 PM (ajH6z)

373 I think Künt Kannon had to cancel at the last minute

They killed it at Metal Fest '97

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2022 02:07 PM (0hOvj)

374 360 "THIS is the actual insurrection, you leftist fucktards. THIS.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden"

It was necessary to save the country.
Posted by: The Left at December 20, 2022 02:05 PM (ArbhN)

Naaah. It was necessary to increase their total grip on power. It's the only thing that matters to them, so they are good at it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 20, 2022 02:07 PM (KSNKu)

375 Groin Gatt

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2022 02:07 PM (ajH6z)

376 AQueef-47

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 20, 2022 02:07 PM (vf0Uk)

377 363 Snuke
Posted by: wth
------------
Shavy Crockett recoilless gun.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 20, 2022 02:06 PM (Vwz3I)

Has a hardwood feel when you handle it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 20, 2022 02:07 PM (ynpvh)

378 Nood!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 20, 2022 02:07 PM (weA3C)

379 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2022 02:07 PM (ajH6z)

380 Kari Lake has less than a snowball's chance in hell.

No judge in America is going to defy the will of the Party on something this important, period.

They know what their job is, and the consequences for fucking it up.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 20, 2022 02:06 PM (oINRc)

Mistakes were made. Some people did something. What difference...

Posted by: Doof at December 20, 2022 02:08 PM (ChAEn)

381 Mooseknuckle Boomstick

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 20, 2022 02:06 PM (Y5qcH)

Camel TOW Missile

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 20, 2022 02:08 PM (OgrpQ)

382 Hey, remember how the grifting NTers kept saying "muh private companies can do what they want" and a number of us were saying that companies acting at the behest of government agencies weren't really private companies and we were told to shut up? Good times.

Posted by: Physics Geek at December 20, 2022 02:08 PM (CaTb6)

383 Kari Lake has less than a snowball's chance in hell

Correct. The powers that be require her to lose, no matter what it costs or what has to be done to make that happen. She can NEVER win.

Its like a large majority in the senate, the Democrats are okay with 50/50 or close to that, but you get a significant majority of Republicans and that shuts down too much they want to do. Never going to happen, no matter what it costs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2022 02:08 PM (0hOvj)

384 Kari Lake has less than a snowball's chance in hell.

No judge in America is going to defy the will of the Party on something this important, period.

They know what their job is, and the consequences for fucking it up.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
___

God performs miracles, and nothing wrong with praying for one.

That said, you're right.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 20, 2022 02:08 PM (1+zmy)

385 State AGs sound alarm- Blackrock & Vanguard buying up utilities

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/
state-ags-sound-alarm-about-blackrock-
vanguard-buying-large-stakes-utilities

Can't make a tiny with the phone.

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at December 20, 2022 02:09 PM (xP2W/)

386 Now is the winter of our discontent?
Posted by: Archer at December 20, 2022 02:05 PM (gmo/4)

Made Mobius by the globe of pork!

Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2022 02:09 PM (xhaym)

387 368
Kari Lake has less than a snowball's chance in hell.

No judge in America is going to defy the will of the Party on something this important, period.

They know what their job is, and the consequences for fucking it up.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 20, 2022 02:06 PM

I wanted to point out the judicial system DID overturn Roe V Wade, but confirming election fraud and potentially overturning a declared election would be a MAJOR precedent, with all sorts of ugly, long-term ramifications.

Best to just turn a blind eye...

Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 20, 2022 02:09 PM (JCZqz)

388 Someone here once told me Christina Applegate was in fact not smoking hot at all and it was just my imagination.

All I can say is, boy, my imagination ain't that good on its best day.

Posted by: ... at December 20, 2022 02:09 PM (LVcGs)

389 A British woman was just arrested for silently praying near an abortion facility. The police actually took photos of her and asked if she was praying in them.

-
Hey, they don't call them rhought crimes for nothing.

https://bit.ly/3FFKSBT

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 20, 2022 02:10 PM (FVME7)

390 341.If this really happened, the Justice Department would be all over it..."

Dear lord, how depressing. They choose not to see. And training the next generation to do the same.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 20, 2022 02:10 PM (AbL8c)

391 Hey, remember how the grifting NTers kept saying "muh private companies can do what they want" and a number of us were saying that companies acting at the behest of government agencies weren't really private companies and we were told to shut up? Good times.
Posted by: Physics Geek
___

I seem to remember a word for that...starts with an F and ends with an M...

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 20, 2022 02:10 PM (1+zmy)

392 God performs miracles, and nothing wrong with praying for one.
...
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid
--------

Amen

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at December 20, 2022 02:10 PM (xP2W/)

393 Everything's fine. We just need better quality candidates and then we can totally vote our way out of this mess.

Posted by: Meme Dog at December 20, 2022 02:11 PM (SXDOi)

394 Hey, remember how the grifting NTers kept saying "muh private companies can do what they want"
--------

Would it shock you to learn that they too are on the payroll.

Posted by: ... at December 20, 2022 02:11 PM (LVcGs)

395 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 20, 2022 02:10 PM (FVME7)

Arrested for prayer. I'm pretty sure there's an old book that warns of this.

Posted by: ... at December 20, 2022 02:12 PM (LVcGs)

396 Earthquakes. Must be global warming. Or white supremacy.
Or Trump.

Posted by: wth at December 20, 2022 02:12 PM (v0R5T)

397 Or maybe Russia.

Posted by: wth at December 20, 2022 02:13 PM (v0R5T)

398 They come up with these “war games” meetings, but they are actually planning sessions.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 20, 2022 02:14 PM (0AGjQ)

399 I love how they worked in a subtle little dig at Glenn Greenwald in their "hypothetical" scenario. Yeah, sure, they used a different guy but we all know which liberal blogger would jump on something like that. Why, it's almost like every damn thing since December 2019 has been stage managed by assholes!

Posted by: CppThis at December 20, 2022 02:14 PM (UewuT)

400 Oliver Darcy@oliverdarcy
Just noting the irony in Musk lobbing accusations of censorship at anyone as he also maintains open bans on journalists on his own platform.

-
Yeah, the FIBBIES requiring censorship is just like Musk controlling is own business.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 20, 2022 02:14 PM (FVME7)

401 A British woman was just arrested for silently praying near an abortion facility. The police actually took photos of her and asked if she was praying in them.
__________

Well, it is the United Kingdom. Ask Joan of Arc how the English treat religious women.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 20, 2022 02:15 PM (lf83v)

402 "As part of her conditions for bail, Vaughan-Spruce was told that she should not contact a local Catholic priest who was also involved in pro-life work – a condition that was later dropped.

Police also imposed restrictions, as part of her bail, on Vaughan-Spruce engaging in public prayer beyond the PSPO area, stating that this was necessary to prevent further offences."
___

Oh, I would GLADLY go to jail over this.

What's funny is they dropped the ban on her seeing a priest.
Guess that was a line they weren't ready to cross just yet.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 20, 2022 02:15 PM (1+zmy)

403 Well, it is the United Kingdom. Ask Joan of Arc how the English treat religious women.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
___

Coming soon to America.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 20, 2022 02:16 PM (1+zmy)

404 If this really happened, the Justice Department would be all over it..."

-
If only Eric Holder knew . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 20, 2022 02:16 PM (FVME7)

405 Supreme Court should rule Trump's breath unconstitutional because it stinks worse than a dead rat !!!@

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at December 20, 2022 02:19 PM (9VD3c)

406 You know I'd say Jan 3rd can't get here fast enough, but I don't think it'd make a difference.

Posted by: Iblis at December 20, 2022 02:22 PM (9221z)

407 Oye, these head shots say everything...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 20, 2022 01:51 PM (CCSxw)

That is fucking creepy

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 20, 2022 02:25 PM (ufFY8)

408 Well, it is the United Kingdom. Ask Joan of Arc how the English treat religious women.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
___

Coming soon to America.
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 20, 2022 02:16 PM (1+zmy)

Except, wearing opposite-sex clothing will be required, else you get the burning stake

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 20, 2022 02:26 PM (ufFY8)

409 Why does NO one talk about the part that while this was going on, the FBI's boss's boss, (PotUSvsg,) could have solved the problem by moving said FBI to Kaho'olawe?

Posted by: Marooned at December 20, 2022 02:36 PM (w6hJ9)

410 393 Everything's fine. We just need better quality candidates and then we can totally vote our way out of this mess.
Posted by: Meme Dog at December 20, 2022 02:11 PM (SXDOi)

Please send your money to us and We'll get right on it.

Posted by: RNC at December 20, 2022 02:40 PM (sI15f)

411 ... and Twitter STILL didn't turn a profit.

Posted by: Coki at December 20, 2022 02:43 PM (i3fPW)

412 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone noted that Christina Applegate was smoking hot yet?

Posted by: that guy that hasn't read all the comments at December 20, 2022 02:54 PM (yQpMk)

413 A British woman was just arrested for silently praying near an abortion facility. The police actually took photos of her and asked if she was praying in them.
__________
Strange way of acknowledging the power of prayer.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 20, 2022 03:09 PM (eGTCV)

414 32 I doubt any of this would have made any difference to Democrat voters. They'd have pulled the lever for Biden if he shot their dogs.

Remember the PA voter who thought Fetterman looked and sounded terrible, like someone who had lost his faculties? He still said he was going to vote for him. There is no going forward with these people.

----

That why I can only laugh at the GOPe squishes who were ranting about "candidate quality" costing us during the last election. Besides the cheat, we need to overcome the Dem hive mind.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at December 20, 2022 03:18 PM (mbPo7)

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Posted by: Susan Vasquez at December 21, 2022 06:14 AM (UHqwq)

418 Twitter is just a shorter way to say "Dept. of Homeland Security".

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