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Danger in the Manger Cafe

isleofskyebyrusselldavies.jfif
Isle of Skye, by Russell Davies

What a gentleman!

Potato rolling.

Donkey Stevie Wonder.

Is it cute that she has a pony or do we all just hate her guts?

You made two mistakes -- you took my favorite stick, and you let me live.

Location, location, location.

ICYMI: the dog who shops for his master.

Guys I had this exact dream, and you were all there, but you were not you, if you know what I mean.

Crisis in the Creche. The Captivity in the Nativity.

Posted by: Ace at 07:36 PM




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1 Hi!

Posted by: JQ at December 20, 2022 07:37 PM (o0Fxd)

2 Howdy!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 07:37 PM (u73oe)

3 Love doggo sliding down the hill LOL

Posted by: JQ at December 20, 2022 07:38 PM (o0Fxd)

4 OK that American 1922 car leap thing is what should have happened every time the Dukes of Hazzard jumped the General Lee.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 20, 2022 07:38 PM (uNylN)

5 WHAT ? No Suisse ?? I got so used to postcards from Switzerland...

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2022 07:38 PM (V13WU)

6 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2022 07:39 PM (xhxe8)

7 That is not a criticism ! Merely an observation....

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2022 07:39 PM (V13WU)

8 I wonder how much a 1922 car weights, probably a ton

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2022 07:40 PM (xhxe8)

9 Forecast has changed wildly over the last 48 hours. 1-3 inches no 5-8 inches no 8-13 inches no wait 1-3 inches. We’re either gonna get a light dusting or twelve feet of snow.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 07:40 PM (u73oe)

10 Love doggo sliding down the hill LOL
Posted by: JQ at December 20, 2022 07:38 PM (o0Fxd)
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That will probably be the town where I live on Thursday...We are supposed to get some VERY cold and nasty weather...just in time for Christmas!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2022 07:40 PM (BpYfr)

11 hey

Posted by: Ciampino -- placid, flacid, it's not digit(al) at December 20, 2022 07:40 PM (qfLjt)

12 So? Are supposed to be peaceful now and not angry?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at December 20, 2022 07:41 PM (I9VC/)

13 That car leap....
Just because you can does not mean you should!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 20, 2022 07:41 PM (Wy1BU)

14 hey
Posted by: Ciampino -- placid, flacid, it's not digit(al) at December 20, 2022 07:40 PM (qfLjt)

—————

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 07:41 PM (u73oe)

15 Kids should have pets

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2022 07:42 PM (xhxe8)

16 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

Had our holiday potluck at work today...Excellent food, way too much of it, yet strangely light on leftovers...The chili and pulled chicken I made were a smash hit.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2022 07:42 PM (BpYfr)

17 Is it cute that she has a pony or do we all just hate her guts?
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Well, you know my answer.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at December 20, 2022 07:42 PM (OaZlZ)

18 Sorry, just came from Festivus practice.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 07:43 PM (u73oe)

19 I wonder how much a 1922 car weights, probably a ton
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2022 07:40 PM (xhxe

Very close ! 1700 lb.

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2022 07:43 PM (V13WU)

20 For we need a little Christmas, right this very minute
Candles in the window, carols at the spinet
Yes, we need a little Christmas, right this very minute
We need a little Christmas now

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 20, 2022 07:43 PM (Wy1BU)

21 Late to the party (pal), but are there really people here who think Pavoratti > Caruso? Jebus, bunch of biker bar peeps.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at December 20, 2022 07:43 PM (oWBc3)

22 Pulled chicken is probably the high scorer (among several) in the quality/effort ratio, when done in a slow cooker. Almost zero effort, and it's great.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2022 07:44 PM (OTzUX)

23 OK that American 1922 car leap thing is what should have happened every time the Dukes of Hazzard jumped the General Lee.

Well there is a reason that there is a shortage of Chargers out there, despite being such a popular car. They went through a ton of them on that show.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2022 07:44 PM (0hOvj)

24 That nativity...lol

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 20, 2022 07:44 PM (OX9vb)

25 Isle of Skye, where Donald of trousers fame comes from.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yw0bLHTOb0

Posted by: Ciampino - Scotty in a kilt at December 20, 2022 07:44 PM (qfLjt)

26 Same old boring forecast, clear and in the 60s, going up to high 70s on Christmas Day. Thinking this would be a good week to get to the range, everybody's busy, could probably get my own range to work with the boss, she needs a lot more trigger time with the Model 60.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2022 07:45 PM (OTzUX)

27 A girl in high school asked me to give her a ride home from choir practice when the roads were all icy. I couldn't actually get to her house and kept sliding backward like that dog. I was going to walk her the rest of the way, like just a half block, but she curtly said no and took off. Turns out she was asked by a friend of hers to get a ride with me to check me out and report back, kind of like a girl reconnaissance mission. Well, she had nothing good to say to her friend about the guy with bad traction.

So, invest in all-weather tires kids.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 20, 2022 07:46 PM (0fVbu)

28 The rocket boosters failed to kick in.

Posted by: fd at December 20, 2022 07:46 PM (iayUP)

29 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2022 07:40 PM

Same here... Just warm enough today, to melt our few inches of snow so that all is wet and slushy. Then it will freeze into a solid slippery mess, which will persist into the weekend.

Or so they say.

I got these: tinyurl.com/yckks6f8

Posted by: JQ at December 20, 2022 07:47 PM (o0Fxd)

30 I was on this earth a fat 29 years before I was ever aware of the word creech.

It was always and always will be the Nativity scene or the Nativity to me.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 20, 2022 07:48 PM (X52zg)

31 14 hey
Posted by: Ciampino -- placid, flacid, it's not digit(al) at December 20, 2022 07:40 PM (qfLjt)

—————

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 07:41 PM (u73oe)

First stage of horse shit?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2022 07:48 PM (oHd/0)

32 I did read how many cars Dukes used, think over a hundred

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2022 07:48 PM (xhxe8)

33 Early flying cars were hampered by battery life and gravity, but mostly gravity.

Posted by: fd at December 20, 2022 07:49 PM (iayUP)

34 That Christmas program event gave me flashbacks but also made me smile.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 20, 2022 07:49 PM (W+kMI)

35 >>>1922 American automobile leap show

That's about what would happen to me if I tried to jump too high.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 20, 2022 07:50 PM (gv7Yb)

36 24 That nativity...lol
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 20, 2022 07:44 PM (OX9vb)


I'm surprised it took the director so long to get up there and break it up! I've wrangled a few of those and it can get ugly in the Lord's House when the sheep and the shepherds get to fightin'!

Posted by: Moki at December 20, 2022 07:50 PM (JrN/x)

37 21 Late to the party (pal), but are there really people here who think Pavoratti > Caruso? Jebus, bunch of biker bar peeps.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at December 20, 2022 07:43 PM (oWBc3)

Same peeps who think the (yes, great) Pav is better than the incandescently wonderful Corelli, too. Probably.

Posted by: Flyover's Porterhouse Steak at December 20, 2022 07:50 PM (Rbu5d)

38 Sadly a Model T doesn't have the speed or structural strength to survive that kind of leap. But I respect the pioneering American drivers who invented automobile racing and automobile daredevil shows.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 20, 2022 07:51 PM (W+kMI)

39 Had to make the grocery store trip today and decided to wear my Christmas hat. It's an old straw boater style hat that my dad got from some a cappella/ barbershop quartet show back in the 1950s. After dad passed, I found the hat, removed the nasty ribbon hat band and scrubbed it clean. Then using Christmas ribbon and fabric created a new hat band, complete with a bow and a big red jingle bell. I got a few compliments on it! And one lady thanked me for walking around singing Christmas carols!
It really isn't hard to lift someone's day.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 20, 2022 07:51 PM (Wy1BU)

40 34 That Christmas program event gave me flashbacks but also made me smile.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 20, 2022 07:49 PM (W+kMI)

We used to go Caroling every year with our church choir when we were kids. Would map out a route that would take three or four hours... walked all over town.

Now? I'd be afraid to do it... even as an adult.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2022 07:51 PM (oHd/0)

41 >>>Having fun together..

Dogpile!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 20, 2022 07:51 PM (gv7Yb)

42 I'm going to cut my hair off tomorrow. Has anyone done this?

Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2022 07:53 PM (ZEa+g)

43 Pulled chicken is probably the high scorer (among several) in the quality/effort ratio, when done in a slow cooker. Almost zero effort, and it's great.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2022 07:44 PM (OTzUX)
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Yup. That's exactly how I did it. The chicken was practically falling apart by itself when I removed it from the slow cooker. Simple ingredients and very flavorful.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2022 07:54 PM (BpYfr)

44 >I'm going to cut my hair off tomorrow. Has anyone done this?

Posted by: Infidel


yeah

Posted by: DB at December 20, 2022 07:54 PM (geLO8)

45 42 I'm going to cut my hair off tomorrow. ...
Posted by: Infidel
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blasphemy

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 20, 2022 07:55 PM (X52zg)

46 Mr. Bean's Nativity is a good 'un.

https://youtu.be/FsCoK-n10fw

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2022 07:55 PM (4I/2K)

47 Late to the party (pal), but are there really people here who think Pavoratti > Caruso? Jebus, bunch of biker bar peeps.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem

Yes. One can actually hear the quality of Pavoratti. Alas, the quality of Caruso is dimmed by the terrible quality of the recording of his time.
My Greatest Moments of Opera has a few pieces sung by Caruso. I usually just skip over them. Even remastered they are awful.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 20, 2022 07:55 PM (Wy1BU)

48 We used to go Caroling every year with our church choir when we were kids. Would map out a route that would take three or four hours... walked all over town.

Now? I'd be afraid to do it... even as an adult.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2022 07:51 PM


It's OK, you just need to wear body armor and carry automatic weapons when you go a carolin......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 20, 2022 07:55 PM (uNylN)

49 🐘 🐙 🐧
What could be better at the end of the day
Than a dose of the wonders at Ace's cafe!

Posted by: mindful webworker - deplorable megaMAGA bitter clinging Moron at December 20, 2022 07:55 PM (4KlMk)

50 We have a lot of local girls that can ride better than that girl, at her age. Once a year is ride your horse to the grade school day.

The local paper is full of pictures of youngsters at the Blackjack Saddle Club annual banquet. I know some of them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 20, 2022 07:55 PM (u82oZ)

51 I'm going to cut my hair off tomorrow. Has anyone done this?
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2022 07:53 PM (ZEa+g)
~~~~~

I cut my bangs off the night before my First Communion. Does that count?

Posted by: IrishEi at December 20, 2022 07:56 PM (3ImbR)

52 > I'm going to cut my hair off tomorrow. Has anyone done this?
___________

hair hair or something "different."

Because it makes a bit of a difference.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 20, 2022 07:56 PM (Q4IgG)

53 25 Isle of Skye, where Donald of trousers fame comes from.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yw0bLHTOb0
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There was a fellow who did Celtic-type shows used to sing this one at his shows at Ohio Renaissance Festival. It always got a good reception.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 20, 2022 07:56 PM (W+kMI)

54 >>> Pulled chicken is probably the high scorer (among several) in the quality/effort ratio, when done in a slow cooker. Almost zero effort, and it's great.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2022 07:44 PM (OTzUX)
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Yup. That's exactly how I did it. The chicken was practically falling apart by itself when I removed it from the slow cooker. Simple ingredients and very flavorful.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2022 07:54 PM (BpYfr)


I just made a nice irish stew in an instapot. I love that thing. You can saute, slow cook, or pressure cook.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 20, 2022 07:57 PM (0fVbu)

55 I have long believed that little kids' Nativity plays need some rough-housing and conflict.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2022 07:57 PM (OTzUX)

56 Isle of Skye, by Russell Davies
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The Doctor Who showrunner, or someone else?

Posted by: Methos at December 20, 2022 07:58 PM (kOpft)

57 The hairs on my head have individual names. Don't want to cut a one of them. I need them for the warmth.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 20, 2022 07:59 PM (u82oZ)

58 3 Love doggo sliding down the hill LOL
======
I've done that a few times in my life.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 20, 2022 07:59 PM (W+kMI)

59 >>> I'm going to cut my hair off tomorrow. Has anyone done this?
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2022 07:53 PM (ZEa+g)


Slowly over the course of about three decades. Gravity played a big part in the process.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 20, 2022 07:59 PM (0fVbu)

60 Unbelievable.

@ChadPergram
57s
Senate votes 70-25 to begin debate on omnibus spending bill.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 20, 2022 07:59 PM (3ImbR)

61 Well it's a little below my shoulders. Going with a Jewels cut but a ilittlr longer.

Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2022 07:59 PM (ZEa+g)

62 Friday supposed to get rain but high winds in east coast area
Never fun

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2022 08:00 PM (xhxe8)

63 Gonna try a tourtiere (Quebec meat pie) for Christmas Eve, I think (unless indolence or other factors get in the way). Did one, once, years ago, it was surprisingly good/true to what I remember having them up in Quebec. The pie crust is no problem, already have sort of revived that skill. The meat mix inside (it's pretty dry, more like ground meat filling, with distinctive spices) is the issue.

Stuff like that is always tastier when it's 12 degrees out, but it will probably be OK in the 60s if I can get the seasonings right.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2022 08:00 PM (OTzUX)

64 Or so they say.

I got these: tinyurl.com/yckks6f8

Posted by: JQ at December 20, 2022 07:47 PM (o0Fxd)

.........

I have a set of those myself! Pretty darn handy, just don't try to sneak up on anyone with them and don't forget to take them off before coming in the house!

Posted by: Molly k. at December 20, 2022 08:01 PM (32yPe)

65 The car leap car had those olde timey vintagey wooden wheels.

Manufactured by Splinters R Us!

Plus, obviously, the jump geometry resulted in a vertical drop, 100% energy transfer on impact, vs. a much smaller percentage transfer with a higher speed, shallower landing angle onto a downward sloping ramp.

The driver's spine on that one was in GREAT peril, in fact. Impact like that can ram the asshole right through the brain, creating yet another Democrat.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 20, 2022 08:02 PM (e6UQI)

66 42 I'm going to cut my hair off tomorrow. Has anyone done this?
Posted by: Infidel

A couple of times. If you don't like it, it will grow back.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 20, 2022 08:02 PM (OX9vb)

67 IrishEi, what's unbelievable about it?

SOP, for years now. Voters are not getting anything close to what they want, but they are getting what they'll put up with.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2022 08:02 PM (OTzUX)

68 40 34 That Christmas program event gave me flashbacks but also made me smile.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 20, 2022 07:49 PM (W+kMI)

We used to go Caroling every year with our church choir when we were kids. Would map out a route that would take three or four hours... walked all over town.

Now? I'd be afraid to do it... even as an adult.
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I heard that. Used to do church caroling for the older folks in the congregation back in the day. Sing a bit, get lots of cookies and hot chocolate. Really gets one into the Christmas spirit! These days, yeah...definitely not in my neighborhood. (Unless I could get int a choir that could sing in Spanish. Then we'd be a hit!) A few years in my parents' neighborhood the local kids were organized into an impromptu caroling group and they came to my parents' door. Mom & Dad were surprised but pleased.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 20, 2022 08:03 PM (W+kMI)

69 Infidel

Cutting your hair. ** Gasp **. OK, carry on.

I like long hair on women. But I don't even sniff the hair, or take care of it. So not my call.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 20, 2022 08:03 PM (u82oZ)

70 >Well it's a little below my shoulders. Going with a Jewels cut but a ilittlr longer.

Posted by: Infidel


okay, I though you meant with Wahl clippers and cutting it down to about 1/4"

Posted by: DB at December 20, 2022 08:03 PM (geLO8)

71 that's what I figured, apriil.

Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2022 08:04 PM (ZEa+g)

72 50 We have a lot of local girls that can ride better than that girl, at her age. Once a year is ride your horse to the grade school day.
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Would love to see that at least once.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 20, 2022 08:05 PM (W+kMI)

73 After the manufactured metoo bowel movement, it's refreshing to hear the Left straight back at their default, which is that young girls should be able to take a little strange peen in their face and anal r*pe anywhere and everywhere they might go unless they want to be bigots.

Posted by: ... at December 20, 2022 08:05 PM (BXxcV)

74 Why are "we" cutting off our hair?
I don't have a whole lot to lose

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2022 08:05 PM (xhxe8)

75 Jewels cut
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Imaged that up and received random everything

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 20, 2022 08:05 PM (X52zg)

76 Friday supposed to get rain but high winds in east coast area
Never fun
Posted by: Skip

its gonna start on Thursday

Posted by: JT at December 20, 2022 08:06 PM (T4tVD)

77 okay, I though you meant with Wahl clippers and cutting it down to about 1/4"
Posted by: DB

That's what I thought she meant, too, haha!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 20, 2022 08:06 PM (OX9vb)

78 Skye is a spectacular place. Plus, distilleries. Especially Talisker.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 20, 2022 08:06 PM (eOEVl)

79 42 I'm going to cut my hair off tomorrow. Has anyone done this?

Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2022 07:53 PM (ZEa+g)


Had all mine cut off several years ago. Discovered I have an ugly head. Had a hair cut today. Last time was the first week in October. Floor looked like a sheep had been shorn.

Posted by: Javems at December 20, 2022 08:06 PM (HVnf3)

80 Cutting your hair. ** Gasp **. OK, carry on.

I like long hair on women. But I don't even sniff the hair, or take care of it. So not my call.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Messing with this stuff for over 50 yrs, I',\m done.

Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2022 08:06 PM (ZEa+g)

81 My last professional hair cut was a week before the country shut down. Clippers over the top every few weeks has been it since then.

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2022 08:07 PM (xhxe8)

82 >>> Skye is a spectacular place. Plus, distilleries. Especially Talisker.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 20, 2022 08:06 PM (eOEVl)

I've been there but in February. A bit nippy.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 20, 2022 08:07 PM (0fVbu)

83 Donkey Stevie Wonder.

-
OK, I admit it. I'm easily amused but this is Cyberpunk 2077 to the tune of Stevie Wonder's Pasttime Paradise.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XAhz_Nwpgvw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 20, 2022 08:07 PM (FVME7)

84 Infidel

You are still ahead of the person who "dates" Sam Brinton, DOE agent of infamy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 20, 2022 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

85 Friday might be going back to the dog pound

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2022 08:08 PM (xhxe8)

86 When I was young and rebellious, I gave myself crewcuts. Now that I'm old and rebellious, I keep my hair long.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 20, 2022 08:08 PM (OX9vb)

87 okay, I though you meant with Wahl clippers and cutting it down to about 1/4"
Posted by: DB

Almost! It was an inch and Hubbymayhem did the cutting. Just got sick of my hair looking fuzzy and bad. It grew back. No big deal.
When I decided to stop dying my hair I let the dyed part grow out about 3 inches and told the stylist to get rid of all the old dyed hair. It grew back.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 20, 2022 08:09 PM (Wy1BU)

88 I've been there but in February. A bit nippy.

I can believe it.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 20, 2022 08:09 PM (eOEVl)

89
This just showed up on my youtubes. A very cool sounding "song" by Roger Webb called "Moon Bird."

You. Will. Like. It. Guaranteed.

https://youtu.be/B2KAipyP8mc

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 20, 2022 08:09 PM (K/Vb5)

90 The star of a body positivity TV show is having a little problem with making future appearances on her show. It seems the 37 year old 400#er has died from too much makeup and heart failure, but mostly heart failure. via ZH

Jamie Lopez, star of the body positivity-based television show 'Super Sized Salon', was an advocate of a "beauty at any size' philosophy, more so than a health at any weight ideal. However, social justice proponents often held up her example as justification for the HAES lifestyle. She is now dead, suffering from heart failure at age 37.

*reminds self to send Sotomayer free tamales every week*

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 20, 2022 08:10 PM (JOtiF)

91 Is it cute that she has a pony or do we all just hate her guts?

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I couldn't watch this. I'm diabetic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 20, 2022 08:10 PM (FVME7)

92 Have a cow lick, at the age of 15 resolved myself that no barber could do anything about it.
Bought a good pair of scissors.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 20, 2022 08:10 PM (X52zg)

93 Past bed time, couldn't get up this morning as it was.
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2022 08:10 PM (xhxe8)

94 42 I'm going to cut my hair off tomorrow. Has anyone done this?

Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2022 07:53 PM (ZEa+g)

You will probably end up looking like this:

https://tinyurl.com/4sj57np6

Posted by: Javems at December 20, 2022 08:11 PM (HVnf3)

95 GnuBreed

Good plan. Tell her to keep getting the vaccine updates as well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 20, 2022 08:11 PM (u82oZ)

96 Isle of Skye

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Home of two things of interest:

1. Drambuie; and

2. My gggggg-grandfather, one (I shit you not) "Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod" who was born there around 1725, fought in, was wounded, but escaped The Last Jacobite Rising at the Battle of Culloden of 1746 highlanders. He was subsequently kicked off the island for purportedly stealing sheep, and relocated to the Isle of Eigg where he married and had at least seven children.

That's right, Morons ... in the end, there can be only one!

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 20, 2022 08:12 PM (S3ur0)

97 Have a restful and warm night, Skip.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 20, 2022 08:12 PM (u82oZ)

98 'Nite Skip !

Posted by: JT at December 20, 2022 08:12 PM (T4tVD)

99 Little girl on Christmas pony is too cute

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2022 08:12 PM (xhxe8)

100 I'm going to cut my hair off tomorrow. Has anyone done this?

Posted by: Infidel

Getting my haircut during the Black Death was difficult so I shaved my head. I'm no more ugly than I was before.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 20, 2022 08:13 PM (FVME7)

101 Got a haircut today. My regular barber had three customers in line before me so I went with his part-time guy. Didn't work out so well. The top of my head looks like Isle of Skye. Uneven and precarious.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 20, 2022 08:13 PM (Xrfse)

102 Isle of Skye

Sigh. What a beautiful place.

The world can be pretty awesome, away from urban centers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 20, 2022 08:14 PM (u82oZ)

103 My daughter had beautiful hair almost down to her knees. But she wasn't into taking care of it and brushing it a million times every night so it was mostly my wife doing that. Sometimes I'd get roped in and it was a source of arguments. When something causes nightly fights with an 8yo maybe it's not a great idea. So she got it cut down to a manageable length. We donated the cut hair to a charity that makes wigs for chemo patients. It was multiple feet of hair so I'm sure they could do something with it.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 20, 2022 08:14 PM (0fVbu)

104 I'm going to cut my hair off tomorrow. Has anyone done this?
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2022 07:53 PM (ZEa+g)
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Yul Brenner did.

Posted by: Axeman at December 20, 2022 08:15 PM (OaZlZ)

105 Almost! It was an inch and Hubbymayhem did the cutting. Just got sick of my hair looking fuzzy and bad. It grew back. No big deal.

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Wifey had me do the same to her about a decade ago, and she's been cutting it herself ever since (as NO stylist ever accurately follows her instructions).

[I knew a good hair stylist who said she would refuse to cut women's hair short when they asked, because almost inevitably they'd start crying after seeing the result -- so my guess is that this is what's going on.]

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 20, 2022 08:15 PM (S3ur0)

106 Getting my haircut during the Black Death was difficult so I shaved my head. I'm no more ugly than I was before.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 20, 2022 08:13 PM (FVME7)
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Same here. I shave my head every couple of months. Saves a ton of money on haircuts these days...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2022 08:16 PM (BpYfr)

107 ShainS

That's pretty good to have such a distinguished heritage.

I should look up mine, as I think prison records have been digitized and loaded to a Mormon Research Center.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 20, 2022 08:16 PM (u82oZ)

108 14 hey
Posted by: Ciampino -- placid, flacid, it's not digit(al) at December 20, 2022 07:40 PM (qfLjt)

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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 07:41 PM (u73oe)
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Hey is like Hi
/s

Posted by: Ciampino - You put your left foot in at December 20, 2022 08:17 PM (qfLjt)

109 The world can be pretty awesome, away from urban centers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 20, 2022 08:14 PM (u82oZ)

And away from a suburban Sam's Club on a Tuesday afternoon 5 days before Christmas. Oh, the humanity!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2022 08:17 PM (4I/2K)

110 Had my hair cut very short about 1 1/2 years ago. Never going back.

Posted by: Tuna at December 20, 2022 08:19 PM (gLRfa)

111 I weally, weally rike these non-political threads. Too ruch is rade fwom frolks watching rat goes on in DC.

Posted by: Mitch from Kentucky at December 20, 2022 08:19 PM (wjdY5)

112 Count de Monet

You are a survivor! I want you on my team. I'll have your back, if needed in the upcoming unpleasantness.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 20, 2022 08:19 PM (u82oZ)

113 Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 20, 2022 08:15 PM (S3ur0)

The stylist that cut mine 3 inches long to get rid of old dye asked me about 4 times if I was really sure I wanted to do that. She did a good job gave it a style that looked decent and I left happy.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 20, 2022 08:19 PM (Wy1BU)

114 Andddd... another prediction comes to pass. House Panel votes to release Trump tax information.

Even though... its against the law to do so. Can we go bitch slap the Supreme Court now?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2022 08:20 PM (oHd/0)

115 Well there is a reason that there is a shortage of Chargers out there, despite being such a popular car. They went through a ton of them on that show.

I read somewhere once it was something like a couple hundred. Even if it was 500, they made a few hundred thousand of that body, and when they made the show they were 10-12 years old. The perceived shortage of Chargers is because a) supply exceeds demand and has for a couple decades now b) in the mid to late 70s and into the mid 90s muscle cars had all the status of today's noisy Civic coupe with a black hood. "Collectors" scoffed at anything built after 1948. So most got run into the ground by a succession of broke kid owners.

Posted by: azjaeger at December 20, 2022 08:21 PM (3/XaG)

116 'Hair cut'? Number 2 blade all over and dont touch the beard. Everything should be so simple.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 20, 2022 08:22 PM (TgNpw)

117 Sorry "demand exceeds supply"

Posted by: azjaeger at December 20, 2022 08:23 PM (3/XaG)

118 You are a survivor! I want you on my team. I'll have your back, if needed in the upcoming unpleasantness.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 20, 2022 08:19 PM (u82oZ)

I had no idea what I was in for. Just needed 4 things. It was the most packed full of shoppers I had ever seen it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2022 08:23 PM (4I/2K)

119 Greg Price@greg_price11
McConnell: "Providing assistance for Ukrainians to defeat the Russians is the number one priority for the United States right now according to most Republicans. That's how we see the challenges confronting the country at the moment."

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I, for one, can't sleep nights for wondering if Hunter's paycheck is going to clear.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 20, 2022 08:24 PM (FVME7)

120 McConnell is asshoe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 20, 2022 08:25 PM (Wnv9h)

121 Sorry "demand exceeds supply"
Posted by: azjaeger at December 20, 2022 08:23 PM (3/XaG)

Oops. Oopsie!

Posted by: ERCOT, Friday morning about 7am in Texas at December 20, 2022 08:25 PM (4I/2K)

122 21 Late to the party (pal), but are there really people here who think Pavoratti > Caruso? Jebus, bunch of biker bar peeps.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at December 20, 2022 07:43 PM (oWBc3)
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I don't know who Pavoratti is but there is/was a famous singer called Luciano Pavarotti.

Posted by: Ciampino - I don't know any Jamosens but Jamesons I do at December 20, 2022 08:26 PM (qfLjt)

123 That's right, Morons ... in the end, there can be only one!
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 20, 2022 08:12 PM (S3ur0)

That's great genealogy...

***golf clap laddie***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 20, 2022 08:27 PM (CCSxw)

124 McConnell is asshoe.

He's not alone. The #VoteHarder crowd that comes out every two years to support him, and those like him, are asshoe.

Shall we name names ?

Posted by: Telecaster at December 20, 2022 08:27 PM (wjdY5)

125 "Same here. I shave my head every couple of months. Saves a ton of money on haircuts these days..."

Ladies don't have that option. Last time I got a trim, fancy dye job and conditioning treatment I walked out of the salon about $300 poorer.


Posted by: Tuna at December 20, 2022 08:27 PM (gLRfa)

126 McConnell: "Providing assistance for Ukrainians to defeat the Russians is the number one priority for the United States right now according to most Republicans. That's how we see the challenges confronting the country at the moment."
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I'm still rootin' for Putin.

Fuck DC and the GOP.

Posted by: Methos at December 20, 2022 08:27 PM (kOpft)

127 As we pulled in to the Wal-Mart parking lot my radio had Johnny Matthis singing It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas. A quick scope of the lot had me agreeing with him. The lot was damn near full! Only at Christmas is our small town Wal-Mart that crowded.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 20, 2022 08:28 PM (Wy1BU)

128 103 we did the exact same thing, I was tired of nightly fights. Everyone was miserable. Cute short little bob it was and if she wants to grow it back out, she knows she has to care for it.

Posted by: Piper at December 20, 2022 08:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

129 Telecaster have you ever played a Broadcaster ?

Posted by: IMetSatchelPaige at December 20, 2022 08:30 PM (/Rqse)

130 Woke Christmas Xmas lyrics.

https://bit.ly/3WpoNOG

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 20, 2022 08:30 PM (FVME7)

131 121 Sorry "demand exceeds supply"
Posted by: azjaeger at December 20, 2022 08:23 PM (3/XaG)

Oops. Oopsie!

It's been a long day. "supply exceeds demand" would apply more to lawyers who want to be politicians, or people who don't know what their gender is

Posted by: azjaeger at December 20, 2022 08:31 PM (3/XaG)

132 Sorry Mitch, but Ukraine safety isn’t my number one priority. In fact, I couldn’t give fewer fucks about Ukraine if I tried. In sum, suck my dick, Mitch.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 08:32 PM (u73oe)

133 I'm going to cut my hair off tomorrow. Has anyone done this?
Posted by: Infidel
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I did when I first joined the Army.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 20, 2022 08:32 PM (v896E)

134 By and large, the majority of Sam's Club shoppers I observed today were quite large and had fully packed shopping carts. The self-checkout process befuddled most of them. I just smiled and nodded, waiting in that interminable checkout line . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2022 08:32 PM (4I/2K)

135 Telecaster have you ever played a Broadcaster ?

Posted by: IMetSatchelPaige at December 20, 2022 08:30 PM (/Rqse)

Negative. Only seen 'em on display. The original Telecaster, as I understand it. I'd really like to try one of the double-coil Jaguars. Or one of the Merle Haggard type semi-hollow Telecasters.

Posted by: Telecaster at December 20, 2022 08:33 PM (wjdY5)

136 I'm still rootin' for Putin.

Fuck DC and the GOP.
Posted by: Methos at December 20, 2022 08:27 PM (kOpft)

yep

Posted by: REDACTED at December 20, 2022 08:34 PM (us2H3)

137 Really hoping Musk has a ton on Ukraine.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 08:35 PM (u73oe)

138 75 Jewels cut
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Imaged that up and received random everything

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 20, 2022 08:05 PM (X52zg)
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A stochastic haircut?

Posted by: Ciampino -- I don't know any Jamosens but Jamesons I do at December 20, 2022 08:36 PM (qfLjt)

139 Almost cut my hair. It happened just the other day. It was gettin' kinda long. I could-a said, it was in my way.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2022 08:36 PM (63Dwl)

140 128 103 we did the exact same thing, I was tired of nightly fights. Everyone was miserable. Cute short little bob it was and if she wants to grow it back out, she knows she has to care for it.
Posted by: Piper

Yep. Did that with my girl spawn. Very long, straight, and jet black hair was hard to wash in the bath tub and she refused to take showers until she was about 10. Told her that as long as I had to be the one dealing with it, it got cut short. Once she started doing the hair washing she could let it grow. She now has long hair and spends at least 30 minutes after every shower putting in curlers. She rocks an almost 1940s style every day. But Asian hair doesn't hold the curl as well and by the end of the day it's just kinda wavy.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 20, 2022 08:36 PM (Wy1BU)

141 134 By and large, the majority of Sam's Club shoppers I observed today were quite large and had fully packed shopping carts. The self-checkout process befuddled most of them. I just smiled and nodded, waiting in that interminable checkout line . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2022 08:32 PM (4I/2K)

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Scan 'N Go app. Best thing about a Sam's membership.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 20, 2022 08:37 PM (uPgE/)

142 Just found out that I am being asked to take a Coof test if I want to visit my sis and her family for Christmas. So very tired of this fucking bullshit.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 20, 2022 08:37 PM (Xrfse)

143 Wow

The Crisis in the Creche is just too funny.


Plus thank you, thank you, thank you Ace for the spa black lady video. Very satisfying to see and hear that there are still sane people in California.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 20, 2022 08:38 PM (Qcav6)

144 I remember when my hair started coming out in clumps after my very first chemo infusion.

My best friend took me into her bathroom and shaved it. We were both sobbing. It was really hard, being bald and sick. My boys were 18 and 14.

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 20, 2022 08:39 PM (U2p+3)

145 I used to grow my hair long. Almost down to my butt. Cut it short twice, donated the hair once (I still have the braids from the first cut). I've cut it down again, though not quite as short as before (my wife likes my hair long).

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 20, 2022 08:40 PM (uPgE/)

146
Cute short little bob it was

Yep, that's what they call me.

Posted by: Robert Reich at December 20, 2022 08:41 PM (63Dwl)

147 I'm going to cut my hair off tomorrow. Has anyone done this?
Posted by: Infidel

I did it about 6 months ago when I took my extensions out and they had pretty well destroyed my natural hair. It was my fault, I had extensions for entirely too long. I am working on regrowing now, maybe shoulder length. It’s right above them now. Resisting ever putting extensions in again!

Posted by: Piper at December 20, 2022 08:42 PM (ZdaMQ)

148 144 nurse! I can’t imagine. That must have been so hard.

Posted by: Piper at December 20, 2022 08:43 PM (ZdaMQ)

149 people love to talk about their hair. nothing wrong with that, just sayin.

Posted by: IMetSatchelPaige at December 20, 2022 08:44 PM (/Rqse)

150 >My best friend took me into her bathroom and shaved it. We were both sobbing. It was really hard, being bald and sick. My boys were 18 and 14.

Posted by: nurse ratched


yeah, I remember shaving my head in similar circumstances. Found out I have a bumpy skull, got 'a few' shaving cuts. They really hurt!

Posted by: DB at December 20, 2022 08:45 PM (geLO8)

151 My best friend took me into her bathroom and shaved it. We were both sobbing. It was really hard, being bald and sick. My boys were 18 and 14.
Posted by: nurse ratched,

My first husband was tall and skinny. When he was on chemo he got skinnier. And his hair fell out. Not in clumps just a constant shower of hair dropping out. He got tired of it and had his father shave it. Imagine a q- tip. Now cut off one fuzzy end and dip the other end in glue and smooth it down. You now have a mental image that is very close to what that poor man looked like. He wore a surgeon cap most of the time.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 20, 2022 08:45 PM (Wy1BU)

152 McConnell: "Providing assistance for Ukrainians to defeat the Russians is the number one priority for the United States right now according to most Republicans. That's how we see the challenges confronting the country at the moment."

Never mind the collapsed real-estate market, energy prices that are destroying the supply-chain in a myriad of ways, double digit inflation, people's savings disappearing, food scarcity, huge increases in violent crime, a sustained invasion from the South, rising mental instability from the constant propaganda and endless barrage of FUD, a failed judiciary, utterly corrupt agencies, rampant fraud in elections, callous medical industry, fentanyl overdoses and dogs and cats living together.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 20, 2022 08:45 PM (3hSHB)

153 Scan 'N Go app. Best thing about a Sam's membership.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 20, 2022 08:37 PM (uPgE/)

I can see the value in that on a day like today. Though the Scan-n-Go lane only had 3 - 4 shoppers go thru it during my line time. By choice, I don't have a phone plan with mobile data (luddite) Most of my once-a-month Sam's trips are during slack times and I have very minimal wait times to self-checkout.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2022 08:45 PM (4I/2K)

154 Apologies for my last post. Nobody wants to hear bellyaching this time of year. Carry on!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 20, 2022 08:46 PM (Xrfse)

155 Hugs nurse ratched! May God bless you and your friend and your boys!!

Posted by: Floridachick at December 20, 2022 08:46 PM (Qcav6)

156 Just found out that I am being asked to take a Coof test if I want to visit my sis and her family for Christmas. So very tired of this fucking bullshit.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 20, 2022 08:37 PM (Xrfse)

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Hey sis, I won’t be coming by this year. I tested negative for Covid, but I tested positive for thinking you’re a bitch.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 08:50 PM (u73oe)

157 Well, I'm out for the night. You kids have fun! G'night!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 20, 2022 08:50 PM (Wy1BU)

158 Announcing facts isn't bellyaching. Its just announcing facts.

You do you. I wouldn't go.

Posted by: Telecaster at December 20, 2022 08:50 PM (wjdY5)

159 Notorious BFD

Is this not the season for the airing of grievances?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 20, 2022 08:51 PM (u82oZ)

160 142 Just found out that I am being asked to take a Coof test if I want to visit my sis and her family for Christmas. So very tired of this fucking bullshit.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 20, 2022 08:37 PM (Xrfse)

What happens if you say "No, thank you"? Is there a bluff to call?

Posted by: Emmie at December 20, 2022 08:51 PM (Emce2)

161 I've only been able to spend a few minutes at the HQ today. So who amongst ye have disappointed Ace?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 20, 2022 08:54 PM (a3Q+t)

162 What happens if you say "No, thank you"? Is there a bluff to call?

Hey, I promised not to bitch

No, I will not submit. My impression is that there are no alternatives.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 20, 2022 08:55 PM (Xrfse)

163 Shall we name names ?
Posted by: Telecaster at December 20, 2022 08:27 PM (wjdY5)


I thought it was mandatory.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 20, 2022 08:55 PM (yQpMk)

164 In my 2 seconds of connectivity I want you to know that you are all getting a pony for Christmas.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2022 08:55 PM (tgd1e)

165 When I was young and rebellious, I grew my hair long.
Now I give myself crew cuts in the garage with the clippers on the #3 setting.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 20, 2022 08:56 PM (jTmQV)

166 In my 2 seconds of connectivity I want you to know that you are all getting a pony for Christmas.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2022 08:55 PM (tgd1e)


Will we have to dig for it?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 20, 2022 08:56 PM (yQpMk)

167 I’M GETTING A PONY!!!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 08:56 PM (u73oe)

168 153 Scan 'N Go app. Best thing about a Sam's membership.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 20, 2022 08:37 PM (uPgE/)

I can see the value in that on a day like today. Though the Scan-n-Go lane only had 3 - 4 shoppers go thru it during my line time. By choice, I don't have a phone plan with mobile data (luddite) Most of my once-a-month Sam's trips are during slack times and I have very minimal wait times to self-checkout.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2022 08:45 PM (4I/2K)

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You don't actually need a data plan to use Scan N Go. It connects to the store's wifi when you're there. Heck, you might even be able to put it on a tablet, or get yourself a cheap smart phone with no phone plan. They've also got it so you can use it when getting gas (if your Sam's has a gas station).

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 20, 2022 08:56 PM (uPgE/)

169 Today, driving up to Barnardsville, which is wooded and hilly, I passed a bit of pasture, it was uphill, and about 1/4 mile away. There were 4-5 Angus cows feeding at a circular hay rack. Then, I noticed that lying attentively, close by, was what appeared to be a Bernese Mountain dog.

We do have coyotes, and it occurred to me that perhaps the dog serves a protective role. Know nothing about the breed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2022 08:56 PM (g6tw6)

170 No, I will not submit. My impression is that there are no alternatives.

Bullshit. I see one very obvious alternative. The alternative that you're going to save a shit pot of money on presents this year.

I'd take that money and go buy a nice gun instead. Merry Christmas to you.

Posted by: Telecaster at December 20, 2022 08:56 PM (wjdY5)

171 So who amongst ye have disappointed Ace?

I'm sure he passes me by but I would be a quality candidate.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 20, 2022 08:56 PM (Xrfse)

172 Notorious,

I would tell her I am not taking the shot. If she insists I would tell her I am not going.
I would also remind her that if she deprives me of attending the holiday festivities she and her spawn are off my will.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 20, 2022 08:57 PM (Qcav6)

173 167 I’M GETTING A PONY!!!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 08:56 PM (u73oe)

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She said we're all getting a pony. One pony. For the entire Horde.

Either that, or we've Ben Had.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 20, 2022 08:58 PM (uPgE/)

174
Roofclaim . com Boca Raton Bowl
Liberty 7, Toledo 3 Halftime

Posted by: DB at December 20, 2022 08:58 PM (geLO8)

175 Speaking of the Isle of Skye again. Here is another song featuring it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1CTxa-FuKc

Posted by: exdem13 at December 20, 2022 08:59 PM (W+kMI)

176 We're going to have to feed it. Clean it's stall. Take it for walks. Groom it. And everything else.

This "we're getting a pony" deal is going to turn into a drag. Trust me.

Posted by: Telecaster at December 20, 2022 08:59 PM (wjdY5)

177 Got a haircut today. My regular barber had three customers in line before me so I went with his part-time guy. Didn't work out so well. The top of my head looks like Isle of Skye. Uneven and precarious.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 20, 2022 08:13 PM (Xrfse)

My barber is 74 years old and has asthma. Her husband died recently. On Saturday, she told me she is putting her shop up for sale in April. She is promising to sell to a good barber. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: HTL at December 20, 2022 09:00 PM (eK24U)

178 I can't wait for the Poulan Weedeater Bowl. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 20, 2022 09:00 PM (Xrfse)

179 Yep. Did that with my girl spawn. Very long, straight, and jet black hair was hard to wash in the bath tub and she refused to take showers until she was about 10. Told her that as long as I had to be the one dealing with it, it got cut short. Once she started doing the hair washing she could let it grow. She now has long hair and spends at least 30 minutes after every shower putting in curlers. She rocks an almost 1940s style every day. But Asian hair doesn't hold the curl as well and by the end of the day it's just kinda wavy.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 20, 2022 08:36 PM (Wy1BU)

I've watched YT videos by a Janet Stephens about Roman and historical hairstyles where she shows how they did it - one thing is to actually use thread to hold curls and braids in position and you don't have to take them down to go to bed or spray gunk in it. Not sure if it can create curls but I found them interesting even as a guy.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2022 09:01 PM (eoQWY)

180 174
Roofclaim . com Boca Raton Bowl
Liberty 7, Toledo 3 Halftime
Posted by: DB at December 20, 2022 08:58 PM (geLO

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How the heck did anyone get away with naming a city Boca Raton? Musta been a real shithole when they founded it.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 20, 2022 09:01 PM (uPgE/)

181 Mike Hammer,

The 8-10 Jersey dairy cows down the hill from me, along with the chickens, are well guarded.

The breed is a Bucovina Shepard Dog. Independence is a good dog. Coyotes leave our area alone now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 20, 2022 09:02 PM (u82oZ)

182 You don't actually need a data plan to use Scan N Go. It connects to the store's wifi when you're there. Heck, you might even be able to put it on a tablet, or get yourself a cheap smart phone with no phone plan. They've also got it so you can use it when getting gas (if your Sam's has a gas station).
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 20, 2022 08:56 PM (uPgE/)

I did not know that. Thanks!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2022 09:02 PM (4I/2K)

183 No one of consequence, you get a lamb 'cause no one is pulling the wool over your eyes!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2022 09:05 PM (tgd1e)

184 Just found out that I am being asked to take a Coof test if I want to visit my sis and her family for Christmas.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

"is it multiple-choice?"

"where should I take it to?"

Posted by: mikeski at December 20, 2022 09:05 PM (P1f+c)

185 How the heck did anyone get away with naming a city Boca Raton? Musta been a real shithole when they founded it.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 20, 2022 09:01 PM (uPgE/)

Apparently Boca means mouth, so sailors often called inlets Boca XXX. Not sure where they got the Mouse from.

My favorite odd name is Baton Rouge. Red Stick? Why name a town after a stick?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2022 09:06 PM (eoQWY)

186 My barber is 74 years old and has asthma. Her husband died recently. On Saturday, she told me she is putting her shop up for sale in April. She is promising to sell to a good barber. Fingers crossed.
Posted by: HTL at December 20, 2022 09:00 PM (eK24U)

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Good luck!

We used to have a mechanic shop that we loved, so much so that even when it became inconvenient to take our cars there, we still did. Honest folk, good service, never upsold or told us we needed stuff we didn't.

Many years back, the original owner sold it to his GM. Good deal, GM was a great guy, standards were maintained.

When it came time for the GM to retire, he had no one to sell to, so he sold it to a chain that buys up local shops. First time we took our car there, check engine light popped on as soon as we were out of the parking lot. Also discovered that they charged us more for a part than if we had bought it from a dealership. Never went back.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 20, 2022 09:06 PM (uPgE/)

187 Getting too cold here. I’ve filed a formal complaint with the state of Missouri.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 09:07 PM (u73oe)

188 Notorious,
Hi sis! Merry Christmas! So good to see you.

If she asks if you took a test say no.

If she refuses to welcome You into her home, well, I guess you can go to that Chinese restaurant and have beef with broccoli and chow mein!

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 20, 2022 09:07 PM (U2p+3)

189 My better half took lessons from my sister who used to cut hair as a profession.
You know when you say the floor looked like a sheep has been sheared?
Yeah, mine doesn't look like that... if you had a whisk broom it'd take about 1/2 a second to clean up after a full haircut.
Sigh...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 20, 2022 09:08 PM (tiPvl)

190 There's got to be a pony in here somewhere!

- Just the punchline

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 20, 2022 09:08 PM (Bd6X8)

191 Ben Had!!!


You're HERE!

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 20, 2022 09:08 PM (U2p+3)

192 Bernese Mountain dog?

Awesome breed with people and kids. Don't know how good they are though at protecting cows from coyotes. Perhaps by sitting on them? Whining them to death?

Posted by: Floridachick at December 20, 2022 09:09 PM (Qcav6)

193 When it came time for the GM to retire, he had no one to sell to, so he sold it to a chain that buys up local shops. First time we took our car there, check engine light popped on as soon as we were out of the parking lot. Also discovered that they charged us more for a part than if we had bought it from a dealership. Never went back.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 20, 2022 09:06 PM (uPgE/)

The Retail version of "Shirtsleeves to Shirtsleeves in 3 Generations" adage. First Generation builds it (shirtsleeves), Second Generation maintains it (rich), Third Generation (wastrels destroy it so back to poor).

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2022 09:09 PM (eoQWY)

194 183 No one of consequence, you get a lamb 'cause no one is pulling the wool over your eyes!
Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2022 09:05 PM (tgd1e)

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Mmmm... tasty!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 20, 2022 09:09 PM (uPgE/)

195 In my 2 seconds of connectivity I want you to know that you are all getting a pony for Christmas.
Posted by: Ben Had

Please don't tell my wife!
The property had 2 horses living on it with the prior owners.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 20, 2022 09:09 PM (tiPvl)

196 Roofclaim . com Boca Raton Bowl
Posted by: DB

Roof-repair spammers make enough money to fund Bowl games? Stop the world, I wanna get off.

Posted by: mikeski at December 20, 2022 09:10 PM (P1f+c)

197 No, I will not submit. My impression is that there are no alternatives.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 20, 2022 08:55 PM (Xrfse)

Of course, each person must weigh their options and consider family harmony vs enabling the lunatics. I believe that the coof restrictions and requirements will continue as long as we go along with it. This would be a reason to refuse.

Since you will not submit, now you will find out if your sis values your presence more than her neurosis. She may relent if you stand firm. Or she may not, but I bet next year she won't even bring it up and it won't be an issue.

Posted by: Emmie at December 20, 2022 09:11 PM (Emce2)

198 Getting too cold here. I’ve filed a formal complaint with the state of Missouri.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 09:07 PM (u73oe)

The state motto of "Show Me State" is fair warning. They are now showing you cold awful weather.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2022 09:11 PM (eoQWY)

199 nurse, fleetingly. The cyberstapo will be kicking me out shortly I imagine.

It only took me six tries to get in.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2022 09:11 PM (tgd1e)

200 Roof-repair spammers make enough money to fund Bowl games? Stop the world, I wanna get off.
Posted by: mikeski at December 20, 2022 09:10 PM (P1f+c)

Dot Com shell companies did it in the nineties and 00s.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2022 09:12 PM (eoQWY)

201 Hahahahaha! I just accidentally walked in on my Marine getting a bj from his girlfriend.


Hahahahahahaha.

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 20, 2022 09:13 PM (U2p+3)

202 135 Telecaster have you ever played a Broadcaster ?

Posted by: IMetSatchelPaige at December 20, 2022 08:30 PM (/Rqse)

Negative. Only seen 'em on display. The original Telecaster, as I understand it. I'd really like to try one of the double-coil Jaguars. Or one of the Merle Haggard type semi-hollow Telecasters.

Posted by: Telecaster

You might enjoy this guy's YouTube channel...

https://tinyurl.com/hspwxxnf

Posted by: davidt at December 20, 2022 09:13 PM (SYTee)

203 Having 4 wolfhounds as a pack--I never had a coyote problem.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2022 09:13 PM (tgd1e)

204 Hahahahaha! I just accidentally walked in on my Marine getting a bj from his girlfriend.
Hahahahahahaha.

Posted by: nurse ratched

Mothers and what they think funny...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 20, 2022 09:14 PM (tiPvl)

205 I'm sure they are mortified. I'm giggling hysterically.

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 20, 2022 09:15 PM (U2p+3)

206 Hahahahaha! I just accidentally walked in on my Marine getting a bj from his girlfriend.


Hahahahahahaha.

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 20, 2022 09:13 PM (U2p+3)

Christmas Dinner should be SO much fun . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2022 09:15 PM (4I/2K)

207 It only took me six tries to get in.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2022 09:11 PM (tgd1e)

ERCOT is operating internet wifi in Texas too??

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2022 09:16 PM (4I/2K)

208 The Retail version of "Shirtsleeves to Shirtsleeves in 3 Generations" adage. First Generation builds it (shirtsleeves), Second Generation maintains it (rich), Third Generation (wastrels destroy it so back to poor).
Posted by: Oldcat

I assess this as TRUE

Posted by: Miklos 2.o at December 20, 2022 09:16 PM (NOVDU)

209 nurse, hahahaha, I'm sure your Marine can rise to the occasion again!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2022 09:16 PM (tgd1e)

210 you are all getting a pony for Christmas.

Open since 1948, the Griffith park pony rides will close forever tomorrow. Thank, "animal activists".

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at December 20, 2022 09:16 PM (jXjfE)

211 I did not know that. Thanks!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2022 09:02 PM (4I/2K)

---------------------------------

Once you start using the Scan 'N Go app, you'll wonder how you ever lived without it.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 20, 2022 09:17 PM (uPgE/)

212 See! Nobody knocks anymore!!

Posted by: Brad Hamilton, Fast Times at Ridgemont High at December 20, 2022 09:17 PM (4I/2K)

213 you are all getting a pony for Christmas.

Open since 1948, the Griffith park pony rides will close forever tomorrow. Thank, "animal activists".
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at December 20, 2022 09:16 PM

So all the ponies that would work there are off to the glue factory where they won't be abused anymore.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2022 09:17 PM (eoQWY)

214 Hahahahaha! I just accidentally walked in on my Marine getting a bj from his girlfriend.
Hahahahahahaha.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Christmas Dinner should be SO much fun . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet

And now she can't complain about your cooking.

Posted by: mikeski at December 20, 2022 09:17 PM (P1f+c)

215 Hahahahaha! I just accidentally walked in on my Marine getting a bj from his girlfriend.

Doesn't matter what dinner is tonight, she already had the sausage.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 20, 2022 09:17 PM (Bd6X8)

216 It only took me six tries to get in.
Posted by: Ben Had

Anybody got a problem with Ben Had, got a problem with ME

Posted by: Miklos, Redneck Shiv Ninja at December 20, 2022 09:18 PM (NOVDU)

217 Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 20, 2022 09:13 PM (U2p+3)

Christmas Dinner should be SO much fun . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2022 09:15 PM (4I/2K)

Hope you aren't planning to serve hot dogs or bratwurst

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2022 09:18 PM (eoQWY)

218 We need to see what is in Trumps private, confidential tax returns because he fought hard to keep them private and confidential.

Trump "fought so hard to keep these private that it raises the question of what actually is he trying to hide? At this point, we deserve answers about that," Maguire said.
“It could just be his own vanity,” he continued. “It could be that he’s not as rich as he has been telling people for years that he is. It could be that everything is legal in there, but he didn’t pay any taxes and knows that will look bad. But it could be things that are more serious.”

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 20, 2022 09:19 PM (jsqd5)

219 Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 20, 2022 09:13 PM (U2p+3)

Christmas Dinner should be SO much fun . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2022 09:15 PM (4I/2K)

Hope you aren't planning to serve hot dogs or bratwurst
Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2022 09:18 PM (eoQWY)

Schnitzengruben!

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at December 20, 2022 09:19 PM (4I/2K)

220 I'm sure they are mortified. I'm giggling hysterically.
Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 20, 2022 09:15 PM (U2p+3)

Now to think up a few dozen innocent remarks that they will think are references to it to use going forward.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2022 09:19 PM (eoQWY)

221 Miklos!!!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2022 09:20 PM (tgd1e)

222 I'm sure they are mortified. I'm giggling hysterically.

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 20, 2022 09:15 PM (U2p+3)

There are infinite possibilities for double entendres that will make him...and her...squirm!

You are so lucky.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2022 09:20 PM (XIJ/X)

223 217 Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 20, 2022 09:13 PM (U2p+3)

Christmas Dinner should be SO much fun . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2022 09:15 PM (4I/2K)

Hope you aren't planning to serve hot dogs or bratwurst
Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2022 09:18 PM (eoQWY)

----------------------------

She is now!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 20, 2022 09:20 PM (uPgE/)

224 We need to see what is in Trumps private, confidential tax returns because he fought hard to keep them private and confidential.


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Just use those same rules and the IRS in a red state to look into every Dem leader.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2022 09:21 PM (eoQWY)

225 nurse, hahahaha, I'm sure your Marine can rise to the occasion again!
Posted by: Ben Had

I am informed that Marines have the Thing That Goes Up

Posted by: respeccful Miklos at Ft. Happnin' Jackson at December 20, 2022 09:21 PM (NOVDU)

226 Ewok-faced dogs usually get good traction on ice. Go figure.

Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at December 20, 2022 09:22 PM (24fqN)

227 Serve bones with marrow to be sucked out.

Brats...obviously.

Coq au vin.

Do they still make Cum-Gum?



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2022 09:22 PM (XIJ/X)

228 nurse, hahahaha, I'm sure your Marine can rise to the occasion again!
Posted by: Ben Had

I am informed that Marines have the Thing That Goes Up
Posted by: respeccful Miklos at Ft. Happnin' Jackson at December 20, 2022 09:21 PM (NOVDU)

I thought periscopes were reserved for the Navy

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2022 09:22 PM (eoQWY)

229 nurse, hahahaha, I'm sure your Marine can rise to the occasion again!
Posted by: Ben Had

I am informed that Marines have the Thing That Goes Up
Posted by: respeccful Miklos at Ft. Happnin' Jackson at December 20, 2022 09:21 PM (NOVDU)

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

Posted by: Gunny Sgt. Highway at December 20, 2022 09:23 PM (4I/2K)

230 [Trump "fought so hard to keep these private that it raises the question of what actually is he trying to hide? At this point, we deserve answers about that," Maguire said.]

Lets see Maquire's returns.

Posted by: davidt at December 20, 2022 09:23 PM (SYTee)

231 Ben Had!

Where is the hug keyboard thing, I never use that.

Posted by: Miklosius Invictus at December 20, 2022 09:23 PM (NOVDU)

232 Christmas-day breakfast is now glazed cinnamon rolls.

Posted by: mikeski at December 20, 2022 09:23 PM (P1f+c)

233 But it could be things that are more serious.”
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 20, 2022 09:19 PM (jsqd5)
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But it very likely is a list of businesses to extort to denounce Trump or new canceled.

Posted by: Axeman at December 20, 2022 09:24 PM (OaZlZ)

234 Ben Had!

Where is the hug keyboard thing, I never use that.
Posted by: Miklosius Invictus at December 20, 2022 09:23 PM (NOVDU)

Next to the P to the right if you mean square or curly brackets {} []

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2022 09:24 PM (eoQWY)

235 If you have nothing to hide you should not fear [government overreach]

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 20, 2022 09:24 PM (jsqd5)

236 Christmas-day breakfast is now glazed cinnamon rolls.

Not cream filled long johns?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 20, 2022 09:25 PM (Bd6X8)

237 Hope you aren't planning to serve hot dogs or bratwurst
Posted by: Oldcat

"Do you have any Grey Poupon?"

Posted by: Miklos has no Rolls-Royce at December 20, 2022 09:25 PM (NOVDU)

238 Miklos me neither, I'll just tell ya I'm gonna hug ya till you need to breathe.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2022 09:26 PM (tgd1e)

239 Christmas-day breakfast is now glazed cinnamon rolls.
Posted by: mikeski at December 20, 2022 09:23 PM (P1f+c)

Hostess Twinkies.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2022 09:26 PM (eoQWY)

240 201 Hahahahaha! I just accidentally walked in on my Marine getting a bj from his girlfriend.


Hahahahahahaha.

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 20, 2022 09:13 PM (U2p+3)

Jeez mom...knock first.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 20, 2022 09:26 PM (CCSxw)

241 All Quiet on the Rectum Front.

New York Post@nypost
Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 20, 2022 09:26 PM (FVME7)

242 >>> 152 McConnell: "Providing assistance for Ukrainians to defeat the Russians is the number one priority for the United States right now according to most Republicans. That's how we see the challenges confronting the country at the moment."

Never mind the collapsed real-estate market, energy prices that are destroying the supply-chain in a myriad of ways, double digit inflation, people's savings disappearing, food scarcity, huge increases in violent crime, a sustained invasion from the South, rising mental instability from the constant propaganda and endless barrage of FUD, a failed judiciary, utterly corrupt agencies, rampant fraud in elections, callous medical industry, fentanyl overdoses and dogs and cats living together.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 20, 2022 08:45 PM (3hSHB)

But wait! There's more!!!

Posted by: WEF at December 20, 2022 09:26 PM (llON8)

243 Hey Ben Had.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 20, 2022 09:27 PM (Wq3Ww)

244 "McConnell: "Providing assistance for Ukrainians to defeat the Russians is the number one priority for the United States right now according to most Republicans."

Show me the evidence to back up that statement.

Posted by: davidt at December 20, 2022 09:28 PM (SYTee)

245 Do they still make Cum-Gum?



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2022 09:22 PM (XIJ/X)

Apparently you can get "Freshen Up" Gum wholesale on line.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2022 09:28 PM (eoQWY)

246 >>> 166 In my 2 seconds of connectivity I want you to know that you are all getting a pony for Christmas.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2022 08:55 PM (tgd1e)


Will we have to dig for it?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 20, 2022 08:56 PM (yQpMk)

... and YOU get a pony, and YOU get a pony, and YOU get a pony ...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 20, 2022 09:28 PM (llON8)

247 Next to the P to the right if you mean square or curly brackets {} []
Posted by: Oldcat

{Oldcat and Ben Had}

Posted by: Miklos, Darleen, Marleen and Charleen at December 20, 2022 09:28 PM (NOVDU)

248 "McConnell: "Providing assistance for Ukrainians to defeat the Russians is the number one priority for the United States right now according to most Republicans."

Show me the evidence to back up that statement.
Posted by: davidt at December 20, 2022 09:28 PM (SYTee)

Well somewhere behind sabotaging our allies gas pipelines, in fact.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2022 09:29 PM (eoQWY)

249 Woman Arrested, Charged With “Thought Crime” for Silently Praying Outside Abortion Facility

https://tinyurl.com/mypmznsx

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 20, 2022 09:29 PM (Wq3Ww)

250 So we journeyed to his house, one thing led to another
A key in the door, I cold hit the floor, looked up and it was his mother
I didn't know what to say, I was hanging by a string
She said "Hey you two, I was once like you
And I liked to do the wild thing."

Posted by: Tone Loc for Nurse Ratched at December 20, 2022 09:29 PM (4I/2K)

251 {Oldcat and Ben Had}
Posted by: Miklos, Darleen, Marleen and Charleen at December 20, 2022 09:28 PM (NOVDU)

Well thank you {{Miklos}}

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2022 09:30 PM (eoQWY)

252 Uh Oh, the light in my internet candle is flickering and about to be snuffed. I may not be here but ya'll are always with me.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2022 09:30 PM (tgd1e)

253 The guy fell on the wwii mortar shell in the shower. He was naked and cleaning the shell when he slipped. That's his story and he's sticking to it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 20, 2022 09:30 PM (qZ9f6)

254 201 Hahahahaha! I just accidentally walked in on my Marine getting a bj from his girlfriend.

Hahahahahahaha.

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 20, 2022 09:13 PM (U2p+3)
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Well you can't complain, they did get a room.
Just forgot to lock the door.

Posted by: Ciampino - we all must have embarrassing moments at December 20, 2022 09:31 PM (qfLjt)

255 Omg, I'm crying.

They just walked through on their way to a beautiful outlook to see the Christmas boats parade by. I gave them a thermos of hot cider with fireball whiskey.

I told them, you know, *snort*.

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 20, 2022 09:31 PM (U2p+3)

256 Helena Handbasket, no pony for you, You get a jersey calf!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2022 09:32 PM (tgd1e)

257 aaaaaaaaaaaaand it's a head thread

Posted by: DB at December 20, 2022 09:32 PM (geLO8)

258 Evenin'
(sips beer)
Nice pic above. Skye is a lovely island in an amazing part of the world. Scotland is beautiful.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 20, 2022 09:32 PM (sAmhv)

259 I'll just tell ya I'm gonna hug ya till you need to breathe.
Posted by: Ben Had

TWO ADVATATES IN LIFE

-Jean Knight (Mr. Big Stuff) is a trained nurse. She has promised to save me.

-Ben Had will almost kill me, Jean Knight will save me

Posted by: Miklos will then bring out the Cajun accordion and get killt again at December 20, 2022 09:33 PM (NOVDU)

260 244 "McConnell: "Providing assistance for Ukrainians to defeat the Russians is the number one priority for the United States right now according to most Republicans."

Show me the evidence to back up that statement.

Posted by: davidt at December 20, 2022 09:28 PM (SYTee)
----
I think he means his lackeys in Congress.

Posted by: Ciampino -- we all must have embarrassing moments at December 20, 2022 09:33 PM (qfLjt)

261 The guy fell on the wwii mortar shell in the shower. He was naked and cleaning the shell when he slipped. That's his story and he's sticking to it
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 20, 2022 09:30 PM (qZ9f6)

I'm usually facing what I'm cleaning if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2022 09:33 PM (eoQWY)

262 aaaaaaaaaaaaand it's a head thread
Posted by: DB at December 20, 2022 09:32 PM (geLO
---
The thread has come to a head.

Posted by: Axeman at December 20, 2022 09:35 PM (OaZlZ)

263 Well thank you {{Miklos}}
Posted by: Oldcat

You can have Carleen (the cousin) when she gets out of County again on Monday.

Posted by: Miklos the Kind and Generous at December 20, 2022 09:35 PM (NOVDU)

264 253 The guy fell on the wwii mortar shell in the shower. He was naked and cleaning the shell when he slipped. That's his story and he's sticking to it
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 20, 2022 09:30 PM (qZ9f6)

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It was a one-in-a-million shot, doc! One-in-a-million!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 20, 2022 09:35 PM (uPgE/)

265 New York Post@nypost
Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

This is the actual origin of the "damn near killed 'em" joke, right?

Posted by: mikeski at December 20, 2022 09:36 PM (P1f+c)

266 And you know what? If the gf passes this impromptu test, well, she may be a good one.

Holy crap. I'm still laughing.

I got caught banging my future husband, ex husband by my parents. I was mortified. They were laughing.

Now I get it.

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 20, 2022 09:36 PM (U2p+3)

267 "McConnell: "Providing assistance for Ukrainians to defeat the Russians is the number one priority for the United States right now according to most Republicans."
-------------

If anyone were ever actually asked, it would be statistically closer to no Republican voters.

Posted by: Narrator at December 20, 2022 09:36 PM (hsOar)

268 249 Woman Arrested, Charged With “Thought Crime” for Silently Praying Outside Abortion Facility

https://tinyurl.com/mypmznsx

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 20, 2022 09:29 PM (Wq3Ww)
----
That was the UK. Orwell's Thought Crime has come to pass. 1984 is a woke manual.

Posted by: Ciampino - I'm thinking *%^# to all enemies of the republic at December 20, 2022 09:39 PM (qfLjt)

269 I got caught banging my future husband, ex husband by my parents. I was mortified. They were laughing.

Now I get it.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Who has not been busted, cast the first stone.

The rest of us were mortified, and now laugh.

Posted by: Miklos pronounces "mortified" like a Stooge, mainly Curley at December 20, 2022 09:40 PM (NOVDU)

270 I recognize that 1922 car jump from the George of the Jungle credits.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2022 09:40 PM (roH4R)

271 Gas is expensive, interest rates are killing me, and food prices are through the roof, but I’m most worried about a country I can’t find on a map.

- No one, ever

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 09:40 PM (u73oe)

272 IrishEi, what's unbelievable about it?
SOP, for years now. Voters are not getting anything close to what they want, but they are getting what they'll put up with.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2022 08:02 PM (OTzUX)
~~~~~

Yeah, I know.

It's just that it's so damn frustrating getting kicked in the teeth at every turn.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 20, 2022 09:40 PM (3ImbR)

273 I am not of hoofing cross snow with sleigh to some Christmas cabin up north.

I check my CTV and await porch pirates

with my shotgun decked out with Holly and salt rounds.

HO...effin ...HO

sad.

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 20, 2022 09:40 PM (J00IM)

274 Woman Arrested, Charged With “Thought Crime” for Silently Praying Outside Abortion Facility
Posted by: SMH

That was the UK.
Posted by: Ciampino

Was her name Jean Grey? If not, the UK can sod right off.

Posted by: mikeski at December 20, 2022 09:41 PM (P1f+c)

275 Floridachick

Bucovina Shepard Dogs are originally from Rumania in the Carpathian Mountains. Very rare in the US.

She is quite friendly if you are part of her protected herd, like I am. She almost never barks, but it is a very deep basso bark.

Years ago I was walking West on the valley floor road at night when I heard coyotes off in the distance to the north, then coyotes closer to the front, and then coyotes close on the South side near the creek.
Next I hear claws on pavement, getting closer from the East. I got a good grip on my flashlight, turned it on, and spun around. It was Independence running to protect me. The coyote yelps faded away once she was next to me. Good dog!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 20, 2022 09:42 PM (u82oZ)

276 Finally we have the answer to what causes Alzheimer's ... it's linked to melanin.
Racism raises Alzheimer's risk for non-white Americans, HHS says
https://trib.al/1I285Vw

Posted by: Ciampino -- I'm thinking *%^# to all enemies of the republic at December 20, 2022 09:42 PM (qfLjt)

277 In weather news it looks like there's a patch of severe global warming on its way. Keep your pets inside. Unless you have pet polar bears. They'll be ok, so long as they wear mittens and earmuffs.

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at December 20, 2022 09:42 PM (52P9+)

278 One of the earmarks in the omnibus:

$3.6 million for the "Michelle Obama Trail."

Posted by: IrishEi at December 20, 2022 09:44 PM (3ImbR)

279 Good early evening, Horde. Did my bit to help a friend pour a slab of concrete next to his shop. I worked the goon spoon to put gravel and cement into the mixer.

Came home and screwed some battens to the wall in the hallway to fix the issue of the glued-on faux oak panels popping free. One batten down the middle of each panel, one on each seam. Battens are ripped off 2X6 lumber, so an inch and a half wide, and about 5/16" thick. I stained them with dark walnut wood stain. I think it looks good, and does just enough to hold the panels secure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2022 09:44 PM (tkR6S)

280 Marine Ratched is gonna have a hell of a story to tell his buddies.

So there I was...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 09:44 PM (u73oe)

281 266

Snickerdoodles with the red and green sprinkles PLUS

maple drizzled walnuts

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 20, 2022 09:44 PM (J00IM)

282 Gas is expensive, interest rates are killing me, and food prices are through the roof, but I’m most worried about a country I can’t find on a map.

- No one, ever
Posted by: Duke Lowell
-----------------------

You don't want to look at prescription drug prices for cash payers.

A buddy at church said a generic blood pressure medicine went from $13 to $100+ for a 90 day supply (usually the cheap option) at a big box store since the last time he filled it two or three months ago.

Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 20, 2022 09:45 PM (hsOar)

283 with my shotgun decked out with Holly and salt rounds.
Posted by: Nightwatch

I've heard of shooting salt from a shotgun. Holly is new. Does the toxicity help?

Posted by: mikeski at December 20, 2022 09:45 PM (P1f+c)

284 Marine Ratched is gonna have a hell of a story to tell his buddies.

So there I was...
Posted by: Duke Lowell

He'll never get over Macho Grande.

Posted by: Miklos picked the right week to continue drinking at December 20, 2022 09:46 PM (NOVDU)

285 $3.6 million for the "Michelle Obama Trail."

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Guys, it doesn't matter how much you want to try and convince people that they spend time outside or hike or love being outdoors. No one believes it.

Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 20, 2022 09:47 PM (hsOar)

286 Listening to this tonight. Gives me a sense of peace in an upside-down world.

https://tinyurl.com/5dv9jr3s

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 20, 2022 09:47 PM (Xrfse)

287 IrishEi

Irish Democracy would be to deface the signs for that trail. Or put in a Sarah Palin Trail sign.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 20, 2022 09:47 PM (u82oZ)

288 276 Finally we have the answer to what causes Alzheimer's ... it's linked to melanin.
Racism raises Alzheimer's risk for non-white Americans, HHS says
https://trib.al/1I285Vw
Posted by: Ciampino


Saying you still have no idea what causes Alzheimer's without saying you still have no idea what causes Alzheimer's.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 20, 2022 09:47 PM (sAmhv)

289 Sasquatch gets her own trail?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 09:47 PM (u73oe)

290 $3.6 million for the "Michelle Obama Trail."
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I'm sure I'll regret asking this, but where does this trail lead?

Posted by: screaming in digital at December 20, 2022 09:48 PM (pkAcY)

291 Irish Democracy would be to deface the signs for that trail. Or put in a Sarah Palin Trail sign.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 20, 2022 09:47 PM (u82oZ)

Bigfoot tracks, and drag marks from the dick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2022 09:49 PM (tkR6S)

292 {{{Nurse Ratched}}}

The good news is this is a girlfriend he is comfortable bringing home to meet his Mom.
Hope she is a keeper.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 20, 2022 09:49 PM (u82oZ)

293 One of the earmarks in the omnibus:
$3.6 million for the "Michelle Obama Trail."
Posted by: IrishEi

Which Moron was it who advocated "no government-funded crap named for anyone still living?"

Posted by: mikeski at December 20, 2022 09:49 PM (P1f+c)

294 I swear I've heard the butt mortar story before except it was an old British vet.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 20, 2022 09:49 PM (X+Ku8)

295 I'm sure I'll regret asking this, but where does this trail lead?
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 20, 2022 09:48 PM (pkAcY)

—————-

Golden Corral?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 09:49 PM (u73oe)

296 278 One of the earmarks in the omnibus:

$3.6 million for the "Michelle Obama Trail."
========
Where exactly will this trail be located? Just asking on behalf of various UFOs, ghosts, cannibal inbred hillbillies, dogmen, Bigfoots, Rakes, and Skinwalkers.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 20, 2022 09:50 PM (W+kMI)

297 I love this thread. Every part of the post is tremendous, especially the dogs (plus kid) sliding down the hill, and the comments are fantastic. Thank you all.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 20, 2022 09:50 PM (wk72/)

298 Middle Aged Michael Obama's Hairy Back

Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 20, 2022 09:50 PM (hsOar)

299 $3.6 million for the "Michelle Obama Trail."
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Zelensky needs that money!!!!

Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 20, 2022 09:51 PM (hsOar)

300 Duke Lowell

**Snort**

Absolutely not to a store of haut couture.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 20, 2022 09:51 PM (u82oZ)

301 $3.6 million for the "Michelle Obama Trail."
---
I'm sure I'll regret asking this, but where does this trail lead?
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 20, 2022 09:48 PM (pkAcY)

It'll be a happy trail . . .

Posted by: Tone Loc for Nurse Ratched at December 20, 2022 09:52 PM (4I/2K)

302 I got caught banging my future husband, ex husband by my parents. I was mortified. They were laughing.

Now I get it.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Did they laugh about it online?

Posted by: SFGoth at December 20, 2022 09:52 PM (KAi1n)

303 78
'Skye is a spectacular place.'

It was one of the stops on our honeymoon. It was a wet, blustery ferry ride over to it, high 40s maybe. I had to go inside the cabin. This was in July.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2022 09:52 PM (roH4R)

304 You don't want to look at prescription drug prices for cash payers. - Press Juan

My inhaler for COPD is $230 a month and it's the generic version,advair, so the pharmacy doesn't accept coupons to discount it.

Posted by: old chick at December 20, 2022 09:53 PM (sOete)

305 Golden Corral?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Not old enough YET for the Big Discounts.

Posted by: Miklos discriminateda agianst because both too young, not Officially Old, and the White Wimmin-Likin at December 20, 2022 09:53 PM (NOVDU)

306 Here in NJ, we are getting no snow, but we are getting Bombogenesis! High winds moving into low pressure, while it rains hard for two days, then plunging temperatures form 50 to 20 overnight, freezing everything. Typical nuts will try to drive. It'll be something really worthy of skipping entirely.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 20, 2022 09:53 PM (wk72/)

307 I was Fiercely...most Fiercely...trying NOT to bring anything
OBAMA into this thread...yet
TBPOSC/METBETO

He alone started the downward slide. (Maybe with help from Mitch)

And now we have FLACID REPUBLICANS...LIMP D**K Senators. and a house that will probably fall on their own D**KS in the 2023 session.

It's like they are just mocking us now....TWITTER?

Yeah sure..

HOPE?

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 20, 2022 09:54 PM (J00IM)

308 290 $3.6 million for the "Michelle Obama Trail."
---
I'm sure I'll regret asking this, but where does this trail lead?
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 20, 2022 09:48 PM (pkAcY)

--------------------------------

Sto'Vo'Kor

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 20, 2022 09:54 PM (uPgE/)

309 299 $3.6 million for the "Michelle Obama Trail."
------------------

Zelensky needs that money!!!!
Posted by: Press Juan For English


Relax, that's where it's going.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 20, 2022 09:54 PM (sAmhv)

310 Off, OG rapper sock.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2022 09:54 PM (4I/2K)

311 294 I swear I've heard the butt mortar story before except it was an old British vet.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 20, 2022 09:49 PM (X+Ku
----
It was a 20mm AA round, still functional. Last year maybe. Also apparently fell on it.

Posted by: Ciampino --- I'm thinking *%^# to all enemies of the republic at December 20, 2022 09:54 PM (qfLjt)

312 Nightwatch

Shrink the defended perimeter, and you are fine.

The US Federal Government will be hated by the entire world (except for criminals, barbarians, and fascists) in another year.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 20, 2022 09:56 PM (u82oZ)

313 It was a 20mm AA round, still functional. Last year maybe. Also apparently fell on it.
Posted by: Ciampino --- I'm thinking *%^# to all enemies of the republic at December 20, 2022 09:54 PM (qfLjt)
---
"fell on it." -- that's what they all say...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2022 09:56 PM (BpYfr)

314 The happy trail, also known as the treasure trail, is a vertical line of hair that grows from the bottom of the belly button down to the top of the pubic area. It's most often seen on men and usually occurs as a natural hair growth pattern, although some men trim and maintain their happy trail for a specific appearance.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2022 09:56 PM (4I/2K)

315 "McConnell: "Providing assistance for Ukrainians to defeat the Russians is the number one priority for the United States right now according to most Republicans."
===============
What a douchebag

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 20, 2022 09:57 PM (wk72/)

316 NaCly Dog,

Sounds like an amazing and protective dog breed. New to me but I'll look it up. Love dogs.


I have six mutts. One of them is a 20lb Bernadoodle. She gets her looks from the Bernese Mountain dog in her. But not good at protection. Not at all.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 20, 2022 09:57 PM (Qcav6)

317 Which Moron was it who advocated "no government-funded crap named for anyone still living?"
Posted by: mikeski at December 20, 2022 09:49 PM (P1f+c)

It's bad luck to name a ship after someone living...

But when you start letting politicians name shit... guess who they are going to name it after?

Hubris.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2022 09:57 PM (oHd/0)

318 Dear Penthouse Forum Boner Killer Magazine,

I never thought this could happen to me, but...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2022 09:57 PM (u73oe)

319 Here in NJ, we are getting no snow, but we are getting Bombogenesis! High winds moving into low pressure, while it rains hard for two days, then plunging temperatures form 50 to 20 overnight, freezing everything. Typical nuts will try to drive. It'll be something really worthy of skipping entirely.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 20, 2022 09:53 PM (wk72/)

49 degrees right now here in Apache Junction. Very clear night, so it could get a lot colder by morning. Frosty windshields expected.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2022 09:57 PM (tkR6S)

320 303 78
'Skye is a spectacular place.'

It was one of the stops on our honeymoon. It was a wet, blustery ferry ride over to it, high 40s maybe. I had to go inside the cabin. This was in July.
Posted by: Dr. Claw


I was there in Sept '92. Weather was perfect, oddly enough. Probably took the same ferry.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 20, 2022 09:57 PM (sAmhv)

321 Hahahahaha! I just accidentally walked in on my Marine getting a bj from his girlfriend.
Hahahahahahaha.

Posted by: nurse ratched

Mothers and what they think funny...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 20, 2022 09:14 PM (tiPvl)
================
Poor guy just got out of the hospital. His mom is keeping a weather eye out for him.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 20, 2022 09:59 PM (wk72/)

322 49 degrees right now here in Apache Junction. Very clear night, so it could get a lot colder by morning. Frosty windshields expected.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2022 09:57 PM (tkR6S)

I saw a forecast of -20 or so with wind chill factors...

Stay warm folks. Heck, it might even freeze HERE tonight...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2022 09:59 PM (oHd/0)

323 It was a 20mm AA round, still functional. Last year maybe. Also apparently fell on it.
Posted by: Ciampino --- I'm thinking *%^# to all enemies of the republic at December 20, 2022 09:54 PM (qfLjt)

Good thing there wasn't a Heinkel 111 up there, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2022 09:59 PM (tkR6S)

324 The happy trail, also known as the treasure trail, is a vertical line of hair that grows from the bottom of the belly button down to the top of the pubic area. It's most often seen on men and usually occurs as a natural hair growth pattern, although some men trim and maintain their happy trail for a specific appearance.
Posted by: Count de Monet

3.6 million for that? Manscaping be expensive.

Posted by: mikeski at December 20, 2022 09:59 PM (P1f+c)

325 49 degrees right now here in Apache Junction. Very clear night, so it could get a lot colder by morning. Frosty windshields expected.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2022 09:57 PM (tkR6S)
==============
Curious how that cement slab will cure in low temps.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 20, 2022 10:00 PM (wk72/)

326 Duke Lowell

Is the media in overdrive about how it is cold in the winter? IIRC you are in an urban heat island, not the barren wasted of rural prairie like me. I predict ... cold. But school will be out for Christmas, so I gots that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 20, 2022 10:00 PM (u82oZ)

327 OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT


Yes you can still get blonde blue eyed wives or children.

All Ukrainian customer service representatives are busy.

The Guatemalan Route must be recommenced.

Posted by: Chief Justice Rogerings at December 20, 2022 10:01 PM (NOVDU)

328 And one more. I'm such a sap tonight.

https://tinyurl.com/39x7u4s5

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 20, 2022 10:01 PM (Xrfse)

329 ONT is nood!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 20, 2022 10:01 PM (Bd6X8)

330 Temps may drop to high 30s-low 40s this weekend in Miami.

Stay safe and warm everyone north of us.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 20, 2022 10:01 PM (Qcav6)

331 Curious how that cement slab will cure in low temps.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 20, 2022 10:00 PM (wk72/)

I doubt there will be a problem. Ground is pretty warm, and curing cement is exothermic, anyway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2022 10:01 PM (tkR6S)

332 It was a 20mm AA round, still functional. Last year maybe. Also apparently fell on it.
Posted by: Ciampino --- I'm thinking *%^# to all enemies of the republic at December 20, 2022 09:54 PM (qfLjt)
---
"fell on it." -- that's what they all say...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2022 09:56 PM (BpYfr)
=================
I'm imagining a gay bar in lower Manhattan where a bunch of very drunk guys start "falling"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 20, 2022 10:02 PM (wk72/)

333 My inhaler for COPD is $230 a month and it's the generic version,advair, so the pharmacy doesn't accept coupons to discount it.
Posted by: old chick
-------------------

That's crazy. Generic doesn't seem like it would work like that.

I told him I see the "goodrx" cards at my doctors office and it might be worth a look. At a local grocery store here the Advair is showing $75 (although it might be the wrong one, but the ship to home options were around $250). That's nuts.

Sorry and good luck.

Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 20, 2022 10:02 PM (hsOar)

334 I doubt there will be a problem. Ground is pretty warm, and curing cement is exothermic, anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2022 10:01 PM (tkR6S)
===========
See, I learned something. Plus, I had to look up "exothermic"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 20, 2022 10:03 PM (wk72/)

335 This song always brings me some peace, and also some deeply cherished memories of my oldest son, when he was just a very small child. He was a gift to me...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5g7MbpmEzo

And well...tonight my sons took us out to dinner. My oldest is now 28, and my second son is 25, and has two sons of his own now.

Posted by: A face in the crowd...... at December 20, 2022 10:04 PM (tjZg/)

336 I've never been to Skye. My mom has hiked there a few times with her hiking group. Apparently the trail around the island is pretty outstanding. Plus, the Scots drink.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 20, 2022 10:06 PM (wk72/)

337 It hasn't been terribly cold here 40s to 50s although it has been very rainy all day and night. On Friday it will drop into the low 20s still with precipitation. Maybe some snow/ice but I doubt it. It's been about five years since that last snow where we got about an inch. Generally, you only get below 30s here when you have no clouds and clear nights.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 20, 2022 10:06 PM (0fVbu)

338 Press Juan, thanks, I should have mentioned we live in the northern boonies (ND) so that could also play a part in the cost.
If a person/couple can afford drug insurance, it's really a good investment, especially as you age.

Posted by: old chick at December 20, 2022 10:07 PM (sOete)

339 287
' Or put in a Sarah Palin Trail sign.'

Mr. Worf Trail

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2022 10:09 PM (roH4R)

340 amazingly beautiful!

Posted by: robert kendall at December 20, 2022 11:08 PM (PyQ5T)

341 "Curious how that cement slab will cure in low temps.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 20, 2022 10:00 PM (wk72/)

I doubt there will be a problem. Ground is pretty warm, and curing cement is exothermic, anyway."

The exothermic reaction slows WAY down at about 27°F, depending on cement content.

What happens is the the surface exposed to the air almost stops hardening while the subsurface continues to cook due to the exothermic reaction making putting a good finish on the surface pretty much impossible. What constitutes a good finish depends on the purpose and the individual specifications.
Keep the air temp at 34°F + for proper curing.

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