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One Night In Chennai Cafe

finland.jfif
"Finland, Finland, Finland..."

You want a piece of me?

Double-bubble bowling.

Woman misplaces her baby.

People film themselves being "attacked by a vacuum cleaner," to see if their dogs will be heroes or knaves.

Father uses daughter as a weapon against a goose. Maybe this is child abuse; maybe he's actually Bruce Wayne, and training with Robin.

Scary -- scaffolding collapses into street as car is passing by.

I guess he's some kind of cayman breeder. He gets right into the soup with a dozen of the alligator cousins.

This is an even stranger way to try to get close to alligator. Fedgator?

Fedsheep wants to know if anyone's heard any rumors about extremist sheep activity.

GOP voters training hard to vote for the GOP.

Time to hand-feed the cheetahs.

A whalrus who whistles, and whistles whell.

You can't spell soccer without the two c's from thicc.



The Chevelle is back.

You dropped your phone, here it is!

Posted by: Ace at 07:35 PM




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1 Cafe!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 15, 2022 07:36 PM (WVObm)

2 Fashionable first!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 15, 2022 07:36 PM (WVObm)

3 The problem with Finland is, that it's full of Finns.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2022 07:36 PM (guGkK)

4 Been busy today. Anything interesting happen?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2022 07:37 PM (u73oe)

5 I'd say archer girl looks like she's had some experience with her feet in the stirrups.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2022 07:37 PM (guGkK)

6 The dog thing is hilarious.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2022 07:37 PM (anj39)

7 I suppose the new Chevelle is an EV?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2022 07:38 PM (tkR6S)

8 "Finland, Finland, Finland..."
---------

Sauna, vodka, sauna, vodka, suana...
Rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2022 07:38 PM (vILiQ)

9 I look at the photos of Switzerland and Finland, at all the little houses with lighted windows, and wonder WHO lives there?? Just can't imagine, are they normal folks or really wealthy people or what.

Posted by: skywch at December 15, 2022 07:41 PM (uqhmb)

10 That bird hangs with cats and understands them.

Posted by: micky at December 15, 2022 07:41 PM (3byMq)

11 My dad had a 69 Chevelle in green. God, what I wouldn't give to have that now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 15, 2022 07:41 PM (Q4IgG)

12 The bird before it drops the cake mix
"Oh boy oh boy oh boy!"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 15, 2022 07:41 PM (WVObm)

13 >>> 1 Cafe!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 15, 2022 07:36 PM (WVObm)

This seems appropriate.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 15, 2022 07:42 PM (llON8)

14 That house belongs to Bergermeister Meisterberger.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2022 07:42 PM (u73oe)

15 He’s not a big fan of toys.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2022 07:42 PM (u73oe)

16 She's pretty wow too:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFHAfS6b82I

double kick drum in heels

Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2022 07:43 PM (KAi1n)

17 >>> 7 I suppose the new Chevelle is an EV?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2022 07:38 PM (tkR6S)

It can go from 0 to 60 in 1.6 seconds and then it's out of charge 0.1 seconds after that.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 15, 2022 07:43 PM (llON8)

18 The Indians sure know how to have fun.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 15, 2022 07:43 PM (eYoxG)

19 uh, that's 'battery operated Chevelle'

Those really were beautiful beasts. Those pictured look like resto mods or whatever nomenclature is apropos.

Posted by: micky at December 15, 2022 07:43 PM (3byMq)

20 Sauna is the only Finnish word I know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2022 07:43 PM (guGkK)

21 "Finland, Finland, Finland..."

==

The land of saunas. I approve of saunas. Finnish national pastime.

If ace keeps posting those kinds of pics , I might just drop everything, throw caution to the wind, get on the next plane to Copenhagen (or Stockholm) for Xmas.

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2022 07:44 PM (V13WU)

22 The Indians sure know how to have fun.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 15, 2022 07:43 PM (eYoxG)

——————

Yes, they made sure to use all of the fun, making sure none of it went to waste.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2022 07:45 PM (u73oe)

23 Anybody who watched Dave Letterman dropping things off of tall buildings knows that humans are a lot like that bird (and quite a few cats).

Posted by: Axeman at December 15, 2022 07:46 PM (krQz2)

24 Woman riding the horse , shooting arrows - Mongolian. I can tell.

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2022 07:46 PM (V13WU)

25 LOVE the angry bird's happy dance before he pushed the cake mix off the counter.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2022 07:46 PM (I/doM)

26 Query: What do Finns, Hungarians and Estonians have in common?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2022 07:46 PM (guGkK)

27 Beluga probably put a few calls on that phone on way up

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2022 07:46 PM (xhxe8)

28 Anybody who watched Dave Letterman dropping things off of tall buildings knows that humans are a lot like that bird (and quite a few cats).
Posted by: Axeman at December 15, 2022 07:46 PM (krQz2)
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Cats LOVE playing the "fuck this/fuck that" game...At least mine do...Lost a neat Darth Vader coffee mug because of it...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 15, 2022 07:47 PM (BpYfr)

29 >>Woman riding the horse , shooting arrows - Mongolian. I can tell.


A culture and people currently being erased by China

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2022 07:48 PM (I/doM)

30 If ace keeps posting those kinds of pics , I might just drop everything, throw caution to the wind, get on the next plane to Copenhagen (or Stockholm) for Xmas.
Posted by: runner at December 15, 2022 07:44 PM (V13WU)
---
Neither one of those places is in Finland...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 15, 2022 07:48 PM (BpYfr)

31 Girl squees are probably intelligible to dolphins/belugae.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 15, 2022 07:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

32 That lady archer on horseback is darned impressive. She was scoring hits on those targets too!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 15, 2022 07:48 PM (jTmQV)

33 When I got home would be wondering what angry bird fried tastes like

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2022 07:48 PM (xhxe8)

34 26
Non-Indo-European languages?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 15, 2022 07:49 PM (roH4R)

35 @26

Their languages are related ?

Posted by: Tuna at December 15, 2022 07:49 PM (gLRfa)

36 Dogs motto: Always be humping.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2022 07:49 PM (up/3i)

37 For cat owners everywhere:
https://is.gd/nuCZ8A

Posted by: Ciampino - cat approved post at December 15, 2022 07:49 PM (qfLjt)

38 I've always been attracted to a girl that could kill me so skillfully.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 15, 2022 07:49 PM (Oe0HM)

39 Query: What do Finns, Hungarians and Estonians have in common?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2022 07:46 PM (guGkK)

None of them speak a Slavic language. I am told that Finnish and Estonian are almost mutually comprehensible. Hungarian is much more distant from them. Ask Miklos.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2022 07:49 PM (tkR6S)

40 Neither one of those places is in Finland...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 15, 2022 07:48 PM (BpYfr)


Neither is the Petsamo!

Posted by: Josef Stalin at December 15, 2022 07:50 PM (guGkK)

41 Lady gets the phone back, goes home, and a month later gets a bill from amazon.

Who the fuck ordered ten thousand dollars worth of sardines?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2022 07:50 PM (u73oe)

42
I suppose the new Chevelle is an EV?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2022 07:38 PM


they're bringing back the Chevelle nameplate

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 15, 2022 07:50 PM (ENBF0)

43 >>>Query: What do Finns, Hungarians and Estonians have in common?

language of unknown origin?

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2022 07:51 PM (C1Zwz)

44 "Query: What do Finns, Hungarians and Estonians have in common?"

Maybe they are all off on their own branch of the language tree, like the Armenians.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 15, 2022 07:51 PM (jTmQV)

45 Neither one of those places is in Finland...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 15, 2022 07:48 PM (BpYfr)


I know. It's the theme... and I don't want to be that close to the Russian border...

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2022 07:51 PM (V13WU)

46 they're bringing back the Chevelle nameplate
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 15, 2022 07:50 PM (ENBF0)

But will they put a decent car under it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2022 07:52 PM (tkR6S)

47 Lol. Fighter pilots.

You wanted Maverick from Top Gun
You'd settle for Maverick John McCain
You'll get the Dallas/Fort Worth Maverick in F-35

Why America can't beat goat herders in one 30 second video.

https://tinyurl.com/2h38w235

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 15, 2022 07:52 PM (LI2tq)

48 Caiman Guy was well known among the Khmer Rouge.

How he got them into Kampuchea is still a mystery.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 15, 2022 07:52 PM (R/m4+)

49 Query: What do Finns, Hungarians and Estonians have in common?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2022 07:46 PM (guGkK)

Nothing !

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2022 07:53 PM (V13WU)

50 Damn. Soccer girl could hurt a 'ron with those thighs.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 15, 2022 07:53 PM (Wnv9h)

51 Watched all the chess video, would be neat to see live

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2022 07:53 PM (xhxe8)

52 26 Query: What do Finns, Hungarians and Estonians have in common?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2022 07:46 PM (guGkK)

ins

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 15, 2022 07:53 PM (eYoxG)

53 Query: What do Finns, Hungarians and Estonians have in common?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2022 07:46 PM (guGkK)

ok, fine. Visited by Russia at least once in their history ?

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2022 07:54 PM (V13WU)

54 Bet the new SS is electric

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 15, 2022 07:54 PM (0hOvj)

55 3 The problem with Finland is, that it's full of Finns.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2022 07:36 PM (guGkK)
----
Also the really looong, daaaark winter season. Lots of suicides then.

Posted by: Ciampino - Fin, Finn, Fine, Finish at December 15, 2022 07:54 PM (qfLjt)

56 We did something like that chess game at a couple of fencing events...

Except when You tried to take a piece... you went to the side, and fought it out. Winner kept the space.

Sadly, the Queen was NOT the most powerful piece in the game.... and yeah... we had a couple of us Pawns they did not want to try to take....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 15, 2022 07:55 PM (oHd/0)

57 Problem with Finland is depression. They are all depressed.

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2022 07:55 PM (V13WU)

58
But will they put a decent car under it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2022 07:52 PM


these are the same people what are making the 2026 Corvette a four door EV...so, probably not

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 15, 2022 07:56 PM (ENBF0)

59 I get it, no sunlight. Awful. But they have saunas and vodka....ski jumping...

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2022 07:56 PM (V13WU)

60 54 Bet the new SS is electric
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 15, 2022 07:54 PM (0hOvj)

Yeah, not sure what is going on with the US auto industry... Chevy saying the Camaro is gone... but then they announce this?

Hell, you can't even get a topline Camaro BUILT right now... 6 to 8 month waiting list to get what you want.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 15, 2022 07:56 PM (oHd/0)

61 Query: What do Finns, Hungarians and Estonians have in common?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2022 07:46 PM (guGkK)

—————-

An affinity for lingonberries?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2022 07:56 PM (u73oe)

62 Query: What do Finns, Hungarians and Estonians have in common?
Posted by: Cicero


An almost-fanatical devotion to the Pope?

Posted by: mikeski at December 15, 2022 07:57 PM (P1f+c)

63 Hungarians...

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2022 07:57 PM (V13WU)

64
I was busting my hump cleaning the kennel today because we're having visitors next week. There are five sets of shelves loaded with grooming supplies, shampoos, dryers, medicines, cleaning stuff and so on, mostly in tubs, some of which haven't been moved in ages and most everything covered in dust and hair.

So I had to clean the contents, clean the tubs and clean the shelves, then put everything back the way it was. After that I power washed 20 floor mats in the pens and work area, hauled grooming tables and wire crates out and power washed those.

I sent a picture of my labors to Her Majesty, who's in Florida for an AKC Delegate meeting. Her reply, "Did you have time to put some dog beds together?" Moral of story: if you're a guy, never do anything expecting a compliment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2022 07:57 PM (MoZTd)

65 They are ok.

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2022 07:57 PM (V13WU)

66 Query: What do Finns, Hungarians and Estonians have in common?
Posted by: Cicero

Guessing they all hate the Russians?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 15, 2022 07:58 PM (Kd4bG)

67 I love the chess opening show - shared it

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 15, 2022 07:58 PM (Kd4bG)

68
Query: What do Finns, Hungarians and Estonians have in common?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2022 07:46 PM (guGkK)

_________

Their languages share a common root.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2022 07:58 PM (MoZTd)

69 My dad had a 69 Chevelle in green. God, what I wouldn't give to have that now.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 15, 2022 07:41 PM (Q4IgG)


Highschool buddy of mine had one in blue.
Damn!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2022 07:59 PM (anj39)

70 Finns and Lutheran for the most part, as are Estonians...

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2022 07:59 PM (V13WU)

71 66 Query: What do Finns, Hungarians and Estonians have in common?
Posted by: Cicero

Guessing they all hate the Russians?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 15, 2022 07:58 PM (Kd4bG)

I don't think Hungarians do. Other two do most likely.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 15, 2022 07:59 PM (eYoxG)

72 GM is not bringing the Chevelle nameplate back.

That's made by Trans Am Worldwide famous for making TAs out of new Camaros. Well they've done the same thing with the Chevelle. It's a Camaro under there

Posted by: blaster at December 15, 2022 08:00 PM (6NHCw)

73 Ah Finland. We used to make machinegun pits with the stacked frozen bodies of communists.

Now we sing about no-no squares.

Ah, Finlandia!

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 15, 2022 08:00 PM (1DgE4)

74 I take it Fins still like to drive their cars on icy roads in winter

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2022 08:00 PM (xhxe8)

75 Hadrian, I'm exhausted just reading your post

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 15, 2022 08:00 PM (Kd4bG)

76 "Finland, Finland, Finland..."
If so, where's the sniper?

Posted by: GWB at December 15, 2022 08:01 PM (xwOj+)

77 What do Finns, Hungarians and Estonians have in common?
Posted by: Cicero

Language group. IIRC its the finno-urgric. really cant remember.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 15, 2022 08:01 PM (1DgE4)

78 Tucker is conspiring!!1!11

Posted by: micky at December 15, 2022 08:01 PM (3byMq)

79 Finns and Lutheran for the most part, as are Estonians...
Posted by: runner


The current pope isn't Catholic, either, so they could still be almost-fanatically devoted.

Posted by: mikeski at December 15, 2022 08:01 PM (P1f+c)

80 GM is not bringing the Chevelle nameplate back.

That's made by Trans Am Worldwide famous for making TAs out of new Camaros. Well they've done the same thing with the Chevelle. It's a Camaro under there
Posted by: blaster at December 15, 2022 08:00 PM (6NHCw)

I guess one would have to be a big fan of either Camaros or Trans Ams to know about that. Just not in my wheelhouse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2022 08:02 PM (tkR6S)

81 > Query: What do Finns, Hungarians and Estonians have in common?
____________

The letters N, I and S?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 15, 2022 08:03 PM (Q4IgG)

82 language of unknown origin?
Posted by: ace at December 15, 2022 07:51 PM (C1Zwz)


no, I think they are all Uralic family languages.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2022 08:03 PM (xhaym)

83 "Finland, Finland, Finland..."
If so, where's the sniper?
Posted by: GWB at December 15, 2022 08:01 PM (xwOj+)
---
The only way you'll spot him is as he's standing over your body while the light goes out of your eyes...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 15, 2022 08:03 PM (BpYfr)

84 >>Also the really looong, daaaark winter season. Lots of suicides then.

I spent a week in Finland, the 2nd week of January. Never really saw the sun. It came up, sort of, around 10 am and started going down around 2 pm. And it never stopped snowing the entire time I was there.

Don't remember ever seeing anyone smile either.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2022 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)

85 If ace keeps posting those kinds of pics , I might just drop everything, throw caution to the wind, get on the next plane to Copenhagen (or Stockholm) for Xmas.
Posted by: runner at December 15, 2022 07:44 PM (V13WU)


Please hurry. Sheep are boring.

Posted by: Achmed, Achmed, and Achmed. Skandis Rock! at December 15, 2022 08:03 PM (anj39)

86
Tomorrow I wash down the walls and floor and put everything back. Yesterday I built and put up three chain-link fence panels and hauled a ton of junk down to the road, which vanished by morning.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2022 08:03 PM (MoZTd)

87 Only athletic active girls get the thicc label.
Not the obese mud whales. Hold the line!

Posted by: We're Fricked at December 15, 2022 08:03 PM (3NKiY)

88 Yeah, not sure what is going on with the US auto industry... Chevy saying the Camaro is gone... but then they announce this?

Hell, you can't even get a topline Camaro BUILT right now... 6 to 8 month waiting list to get what you want.
Posted by: Romeo13
--------------

I think I read something about it recently. It's a boutique car similar to the way AMG through Mercedes used to be. Extremely limited release, maybe 100 or so? They're able to use the Chevelle name but it has nothing much to do with GM or any future GM cars.

Honestly, it's probably an attempt to get people to have *some* feelings of goodwill about what's going on with their transportation options begin ripped out from under them and their children for no reason whatsoever.

Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 15, 2022 08:03 PM (nMXLX)

89 That's made by Trans Am Worldwide famous for making TAs out of new Camaros.

I'd love to take a 2002 Trans Am body and put it on a 2020 Camaro, I am not super fond of the faceted weird looking newest models.

Or a Gen 3 Corvette body and put it on a modern corvette. The old corvettes looked like a stalking tiger.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 15, 2022 08:04 PM (0hOvj)

90 Well, it was an impressive amount of work, Hadrian! Maybe Her Majestry will appreciate it when she can see it in person.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 15, 2022 08:04 PM (uz3Px)

91 The problem with Finland is, that it's full of Finns.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2022 07:36 PM


True, but they don't hit the scales like we do.

Posted by: Stacey, Lena, Trig, and Meagan at December 15, 2022 08:04 PM (a3Q+t)

92 Finno- Ugaric is an asiatic language different from other European tongues. Nerd .

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 15, 2022 08:04 PM (11zNb)

93
Maybe Her Majestry will appreciate it when she can see it in person.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 15, 2022 08:04 PM (uz3Px)

__________

*chuckles sardonically*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2022 08:05 PM (MoZTd)

94 https://youtu.be/baHsoEAAMZU

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 15, 2022 08:05 PM (0hOvj)

95 If your erection lasts longer than three hours, hit yourself in the crotch with a telephone pole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 15, 2022 08:06 PM (11zNb)

96 no, I think they are all Uralic family languages.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2022 08:03 PM (xhaym)

Isn't Basque the only language in Europe with no known antecedents? I wonder if the basques are descended from a tribe that somehow adopted Neanderthal language?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2022 08:06 PM (tkR6S)

97 >Moral of story: if you're a guy, never do anything expecting a compliment.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2022 07:57 PM (MoZTd)

Your experience is universal, my man. Doesn't matter how much you did right, she's gonna focus on the thing you missed.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at December 15, 2022 08:06 PM (fS+AK)

98 Please hurry. Sheep are boring.
Posted by: Achmed, Achmed, and Achmed.

I'll introduce you to some sheepdogs then.

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2022 08:07 PM (V13WU)

99 If ace keeps posting those kinds of pics , I might just drop everything, throw caution to the wind, get on the next plane to Copenhagen (or Stockholm) for Xmas.
Posted by: runner

I too wish to take a family trip to Scandi Land this winter.

Posted by: We're Fricked at December 15, 2022 08:07 PM (3NKiY)

100 Angry bird! Cakey! Er, caique.
Remember, a parrot's motto "to destroy is to enjoy!"

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at December 15, 2022 08:07 PM (IvmRU)

101 Your experience is universal, my man. Doesn't matter how much you did right, she's gonna focus on the thing you missed.

Some people are just like that, not all women are. I think all women are champions of remembering the bad you did to hold it against you. My buddy having a girl move out on him angry because he cheated on her in her dreams was the capper though. Better off without her, dude.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 15, 2022 08:08 PM (0hOvj)

102 I spent a week in Skandi land.
Pity I was married. Happily.
Sigh....

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2022 08:09 PM (anj39)

103 The doggy rescue video with vacuums, that poor guy killed by the vacuum had one of his pups run up and start humping his leg. Not very helpful in an emergency

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 15, 2022 08:11 PM (0hOvj)

104 That female archer made me think of the difference between what the CCP promotes to kids in China vs the "Show us your tits" challenges they give to 16 year old girls in the West.

Posted by: red speck at December 15, 2022 08:11 PM (gS3OW)

105 The best part of the vacuum video is the second one, where the dog takes advantage of his disabled master to hump his leg.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 15, 2022 08:12 PM (F3gfY)

106 Father uses daughter as a weapon against a goose.

That was a low-level goose. He nailed it even with the -4 to hit for using an improvised weapon.

Posted by: mikeski at December 15, 2022 08:13 PM (P1f+c)

107 Unseemly to post Finnish picture of frozen steps to a blog full of senior citizens with porous bones. I'm triggered and wouldn't leave the house til all that mess is melted.

Posted by: Morty Gunty at December 15, 2022 08:14 PM (dXilO)

108 Chess opening show, so one night in Bangkok.

Is an angel walking next to me?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 15, 2022 08:14 PM (i0g4i)

109 Archer lady using a short-bow?

Posted by: davidt at December 15, 2022 08:14 PM (SYTee)

110 Woman misplaces her baby

***

I remember those sleep-deprived days

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 15, 2022 08:15 PM (Kd4bG)

111 Never pass up a good opportunity for a leg humping.

Take thicc ball girl as an example. She's kinda cute.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 15, 2022 08:15 PM (JOtiF)

112 That female archer made me think of the difference between what the CCP promotes to kids in China vs the "Show us your tits" challenges they give to 16 year old girls in the West.
Posted by: red speck at December 15, 2022 08:11 PM (gS3OW)


Well, it's not like every girl in America can have a horse, soooo....

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2022 08:15 PM (anj39)

113 Liberal "journalist" are getting their accounts suspended, probably because all the complaints against them over the last few years are no longer being shoveled into the ignore folder. Hopefully this hits them hard and they decide without Twitter life isn't worth it any more.

Posted by: Rbastid at December 15, 2022 08:16 PM (7pG/E)

114 Problem with Finland is depression. They are all depressed.
Posted by: runner at December 15, 2022 07:55 PM (V13WU)


and they drink a lot, and all carry knives.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 15, 2022 08:16 PM (F3gfY)

115 Hey ! there are seats available on a flight to Copenhagen !

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2022 08:18 PM (V13WU)

116 2nd dog in video is also the story of the GOPe and their voters

Posted by: Sam at December 15, 2022 08:18 PM (fs1hN)

117 Problem with Finland is depression. They are all depressed.
-------------------------

Not enough diversity enriching their cities.

Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 15, 2022 08:18 PM (nMXLX)

118 JFC! A doctor linked in style social media site I signed up for many years ago during residency in order to get a free app sent me an oddly specific email that one of my "work colleagues" published a paper, log on to congratulate him! Huh? I logged in and see "updates" on other docs I work with at my current job. I never told them where I work. I look at my PUBLIC PROFILE and it lists everyfuckingthing! Where I went to school, residency, every job, every state license, my NPI number, home address! I never gave them ANY of that. Gathered from public sources and compiled into one easy place for any fucktwit to read.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 15, 2022 08:18 PM (+hI+T)

119 Knight's Watch is totally roasting Avatard 2:Swims with the Fishes.

Apparently the tree with the unobtanium is blasted to cinders by the Humans at the beginning of the movie. Whut?

Humans are demons, literally. One scene has this Asian lady in a submarine hunting a Pandoran whale to kill it...

The Na'vi female Jesus is better than the Human God.

And the middle hour of the movie it seems is all Na'vi zoophilia as the locals stick their USB tail into other creatures. No word if the other creatures really consented. Someone call PETA.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 15, 2022 08:20 PM (i0g4i)

120 Pretty sure I saw an air intake on the motor of the first Chevelle.

Posted by: Javems at December 15, 2022 08:20 PM (AmoqO)

121 My buddy having a girl move out on him angry because he cheated on her in her dreams was the capper though. Better off without her, dude.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 15, 2022 08:08 PM (0hOvj)

This is just psycho! Wow.

Posted by: Piper at December 15, 2022 08:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

122 I never gave them ANY of that. Gathered from public sources and compiled into one easy place for any fucktwit to read.
----------------------

Yeah, it's crazy to understand how easy the coming U.S. Social Credit System will be to implement and enforce.

Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 15, 2022 08:21 PM (nMXLX)

123 118 JFC! A doctor linked in style social media site I signed up for many years ago during residency in order to get a free app sent me an oddly specific email that one of my "work colleagues" published a paper, log on to congratulate him! Huh? I logged in and see "updates" on other docs I work with at my current job. I never told them where I work. I look at my PUBLIC PROFILE and it lists everyfuckingthing! Where I went to school, residency, every job, every state license, my NPI number, home address! I never gave them ANY of that. Gathered from public sources and compiled into one easy place for any fucktwit to read.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 15, 2022 08:18 PM (+hI+T)

Link?

Posted by: davidt at December 15, 2022 08:21 PM (SYTee)

124 You can't spell soccer without the two c's from thicc.


Proud Grandpa Moment!!!
Granddaughter of Diogenes #2 just received her first scholarship offer to play D-1 soccer.
Woohoo!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2022 08:21 PM (anj39)

125 Fascinating that He, or He3 really, given its molecular proclivity to tertiarily bind together, is much like Hydrogen (H2) in its universal presence in multi-bonded molecular formations. It's found everywhere in the universe in abundance - except on earth. Stars live off of crushing He3 in fusion energy to make H2 atoms.

Since He (or He3 really) is exceedingly rare on earth, making it similar to H2, a dual atomic molecule that has long since bonded with all other elements on Earth and cannot be extracted from nature without extreme costs, the fact that US actually owns most of the very small extractable amount of He3 existing makes us in a much more enviable position than any other country in the world.

He3 is enormously more valuable than Lithium or even gold/platinum - if valued by $$ per Kilogram produced.

Posted by: Boswell at December 15, 2022 08:22 PM (+Cgut)

126 Granddaughter of Diogenes #2 just received her first scholarship offer to play D-1 soccer.
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Wow, that's a rare and big deal. Congratulations.

Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 15, 2022 08:23 PM (nMXLX)

127 Isn't Basque the only language in Europe with no known antecedents? I wonder if the basques are descended from a tribe that somehow adopted Neanderthal language?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2022 08:06 PM (tkR6S)


The Indo-European and Uralic tribes (Beaker people) pastoralists who had horses invaded and conquered Europe, except for the Basque region. Basque appears to be a remnant language because they are tough.

There is a very interesting discovery on writing from a bronze artifact called the Hand of Irulegi found in Northern Spain with a script on in Vasconic, a precursor of Basque

https://www.sci.news/archaeology/hand-of-irulegi-11419.html

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2022 08:24 PM (xhaym)

128 LOL. Utter hack "journalist" Aaron Rupar got banned from Twitter, and liberals are angry.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 15, 2022 08:24 PM (zm+d5)

129 Musk is banning leftist reporters like a mofo.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2022 08:24 PM (ZLI7S)

130 Archer lady using a short-bow?
Posted by: davidt at December 15, 2022 08:14 PM (SYTee)

Actually, it's a composite bow. Any nerd would know that.

Posted by: GWB at December 15, 2022 08:24 PM (xwOj+)

131 and they drink a lot, and all carry knives.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 15, 2022 08:16 PM (F3gfY)


Hell.
I thought I was Irish???

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2022 08:25 PM (anj39)

132 119
'Humans are demons'

So... an entirely anti-human message?
How novel.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 15, 2022 08:25 PM (roH4R)

133 @MonaSalama_
15m
Senate voted against Sens. @RonJohnsonWI &
@tedcruz Amendment to reinstate nearly 8,400 service members who were discharged for refusing to get COVID vaccine. Vote was 40-54.
4 GOPs (Sens. Cassidy, Collins, Romney & Rounds) joined all 50 Dems in opposing adding Amendment to NDAA
~~~~~

Ba$tards.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 15, 2022 08:25 PM (3ImbR)

134
GOPe voters - it's even better that he's Chinese.

How to spell Iron Balls McGinty in Mandarin?

Posted by: DaveA at December 15, 2022 08:26 PM (FhXTo)

135 The only way you'll spot him is as he's standing over your body while the light goes out of your eyes...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
-------

*cough*

Posted by: Dr. Ruth at December 15, 2022 08:27 PM (vILiQ)

136 Using your daughter as a weapon against a goose is just wrong. Now if it was a swan then all bets are off.

Posted by: Angry birds angry people at December 15, 2022 08:27 PM (II3Gr)

137 Where I went to school, residency, every job, every state license, my NPI number, home address! I never gave them ANY of that. Gathered from public sources and compiled into one easy place for any fucktwit to read.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 15, 2022 08:18 PM (+hI+T)

Send them a note: "...during the course of my work at ____ General Hospital, I was able to save the life of one of the most prolific and accomplished hit men ever to bust a cap in the service of organized crime. He is still active, and very devoted to me. Capiche?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2022 08:27 PM (tkR6S)

138 Leg humping female archer must have some nice hams.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at December 15, 2022 08:28 PM (IvmRU)

139 and liberals are angry.
Posted by: Ian S.
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It's part of the kink.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2022 08:28 PM (vILiQ)

140 I learned something about myself today.
I learned I don't have a single clue as to how to respond when an attractive woman tells me she wants to pleasure me morning, noon and night other than stuttering.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 15, 2022 08:29 PM (VdGjU)

141 133 @MonaSalama_
15m
Senate voted against Sens. @RonJohnsonWI &
@tedcruz Amendment to reinstate nearly 8,400 service members who were discharged for refusing to get COVID vaccine. Vote was 40-54.
4 GOPs (Sens. Cassidy, Collins, Romney & Rounds) joined all 50 Dems in opposing adding Amendment to NDAA
~~~~~

Ba$tards.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 15, 2022 08:25 PM (3ImbR)


This is unbelievable. We need a few ice floes uo in here.

Posted by: Piper at December 15, 2022 08:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

142 Musk is banning leftist reporters like a mofo.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2022 08:24 PM (ZLI7S)


'cause of CP, threats, coordination to censor on demand, or because they acted as agents for the DNC?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2022 08:30 PM (xhaym)

143 *up.

Why can’t we get our side to vote in lock step like the dems? I swear to the heavens.

Posted by: Piper at December 15, 2022 08:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

144 > LOL. Utter hack "journalist" Aaron Rupar got banned from Twitter, and liberals are angry.

STOLEN VALOR!

Posted by: bonhomme at December 15, 2022 08:31 PM (KRe1G)

145 I've had a lot of non-chemical engineering people suggest that since H2 is widely available in the atmosphere it should be therefore relatively inexpensive to extract - supply vs demand and all.

But no one has developed any cheap and commercially viable method of extracting the gaseous form of H2 from the atmosphere. Most methods for obtaining H2 come from energy expensive electrolysis of water or some sort of other hydrogenated chemical compound.

Posted by: Boswell at December 15, 2022 08:31 PM (+Cgut)

146 Musk is banning leftist reporters like a mofo.

Also Andy Ngo sent Musk details on new ways Antifa were coordinating operations through Twitter this morning and Musk has banned the Antifa people.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 15, 2022 08:31 PM (zm+d5)

147 I learned I don't have a single clue as to how to respond when an attractive woman tells me she wants to pleasure me morning, noon and night other than stuttering.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler?

Cash, check or charge?

Posted by: MkY at December 15, 2022 08:32 PM (cPGH3)

148 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itv0SoMFZ7E

the jerk

Posted by: DaveA at December 15, 2022 08:32 PM (FhXTo)

149 I never gave them ANY of that. Gathered from public sources and compiled into one easy place for any fucktwit to read.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Meh. Piece of cake. We have everything on everyone here.

Posted by: Bob, at the NSA at December 15, 2022 08:32 PM (esps4)

150 I learned something about myself today.
I learned I don't have a single clue as to how to respond when an attractive woman tells me she wants to pleasure me morning, noon and night other than stuttering.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 15, 2022 08:29 PM (VdGjU)


It is best to come up with and memorize a general script ahead of time, it keeps you from freezing up or corpsing while you try to find a response on the fly

A good start is to line out non-appropriate responses, like "how much" and "can my brother come and film"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2022 08:32 PM (xhaym)

151 140
'I learned I don't have a single clue as to how to respond when an attractive woman tells me'

I don't mean to make you feel bad but you really fucked up.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 15, 2022 08:33 PM (roH4R)

152 >>'cause of CP, threats, coordination to censor on demand, or because they acted as agents for the DNC?

Rupar got banned for reporting on the location of Musk's plane after he announced that he would ban anyone who did. Not sure why he took the other ones out, 1 each from the NYT, CNN and WaPol, but I'm guessing for the same thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2022 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)

153 I learned something about myself today.
I learned I don't have a single clue as to how to respond when an attractive woman tells me she wants to pleasure me morning, noon and night other than stuttering.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 15, 2022 08:29 PM (VdGjU)

Wa...wa...wa...well
Gee...gee...geetttt
St...st...st...started!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2022 08:34 PM (anj39)

154 New JFK docs dropped.

https://tinyurl.com/5ez9nnnj

Posted by: Piper at December 15, 2022 08:34 PM (ZdaMQ)

155 I learned I don't have a single clue as to how to respond when an attractive woman tells me she wants to pleasure me morning, noon and night other than stuttering.




"Do you think you could shut the fuck up that long?"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 15, 2022 08:34 PM (LI2tq)

156 "Leg humping female archer must have some nice hams."

Steamed Hams?

Posted by: Principle Skinner at December 15, 2022 08:35 PM (1DgE4)

157 I learned I don't have a single clue as to how to respond when an attractive woman tells me she wants to pleasure me morning, noon and night other than stuttering.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler?

Cash, check or charge?
Posted by: MkY at December 15, 2022 08:32 PM (cPGH3)



Check for penis first.

Posted by: Hugh Grant at December 15, 2022 08:37 PM (PY/t0)

158 I learned I don't have a single clue as to how to respond when an attractive woman tells me she wants to pleasure me morning, noon and night other than stuttering.

Awright! Grocery store than the liquor store.
Every sammich a man ever wanted! A clean bathroom again!

Posted by: MkY at December 15, 2022 08:38 PM (cPGH3)

159 TMI

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 15, 2022 08:38 PM (Xrfse)

160 > 128 LOL. Utter hack "journalist" Aaron Rupar got banned from Twitter, and liberals are angry.

Just from that guy's picture, you can tell that he's gayer than Freddy Mercury, Liberace, and Elton John having a three-way fisting session in a San Francisco bathhouse in the early '80s.

Posted by: Dem Operative Job Interview at December 15, 2022 08:38 PM (bW8dp)

161 Can you iron?
Kitchen's there. Laundry there. Mayonnaise top shelf.

Posted by: MkY at December 15, 2022 08:39 PM (cPGH3)

162 ...but you better start by laundering the bed linen...

Posted by: MkY at December 15, 2022 08:40 PM (cPGH3)

163 > Rupar got banned for reporting on the location of Musk's plane after he announced that he would ban anyone who did.

Some psycho jumped on the hood of the car carrying Musk's youngest child the other day.

I hope Musk has some Gurkhas or Gurkha-equivalents on the job.

Posted by: Dem Operative Job Interview at December 15, 2022 08:40 PM (bW8dp)

164 Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Thank you for the link to the Robert Shaw Chorale last thread. The epitome of choral singing, IMO. My first voice teacher sang with him for a while.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at December 15, 2022 08:41 PM (Rbu5d)

165 I learned I don't have a single clue as to how to respond when an attractive woman tells me she wants to pleasure me morning, noon and night other than stuttering.
Posted by: That NLurker

how did it come up ?

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2022 08:41 PM (V13WU)

166 Whistling walrus really should have some digital trading cards.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 15, 2022 08:41 PM (sWM8x)

167 @MonaSalama_
15m
Senate voted against Sens. @RonJohnsonWI &
@tedcruz Amendment to reinstate nearly 8,400 service members who were discharged for refusing to get COVID vaccine. Vote was 40-54.
4 GOPs (Sens. Cassidy, Collins, Romney & Rounds) joined all 50 Dems in opposing adding Amendment to NDAA
~~~~~

Spread that news far and wide. Post it outside every recruiting center in the country.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 15, 2022 08:42 PM (KSNKu)

168 How does that Mongolian (?) lady do that? Wow. I would have fallen off the horse within two seconds.

Posted by: IC at December 15, 2022 08:42 PM (oX3MH)

169 Neptunus Lex in Finland. One of my absolute favorite story of his.

https://tinyurl.com/bdfk24en

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 15, 2022 08:42 PM (u82oZ)

170 how did it come up ?
Posted by: runner at December 15, 2022 08:41 PM (V13WU)

Isn't that an intensely personal question?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2022 08:42 PM (tkR6S)

171 Keith Olbermann suspended from Twitter.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 15, 2022 08:43 PM (LI2tq)

172 Musk found a ban hammer. Olberman is out. And 50 others tonight.
https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1603562964870893570

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 15, 2022 08:43 PM (buTO7)

173 Isn't that an intensely personal question?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2022 08:42 PM (tkR6S)

depends how you look at it

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2022 08:44 PM (V13WU)

174 Keith Olbermann suspended from Twitter.


==


HAHAHAHAH!!

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2022 08:44 PM (V13WU)

175 TayTay Lorenz just deleted all her tweets, then locked her account.

https://bit.ly/3W3SQeO

Posted by: bonhomme at December 15, 2022 08:45 PM (KRe1G)

176 26 Query: What do Finns, Hungarians and Estonians have in common?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2022 07:46 PM (guGkK)

All taught in the Altaic Studies Dept? 😁

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at December 15, 2022 08:46 PM (Rbu5d)

177 "172 Musk found a ban hammer. Olberman is out. And 50 others tonight."

Mess with the bull you get the horns.

Posted by: davidt at December 15, 2022 08:46 PM (SYTee)

178 Holy cow. Tucker said on air tonight that the JFK files not released do say that the CIA killed JFK.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 15, 2022 08:46 PM (zm+d5)

179 Lmao at Keith Olbermanm and merry journalists getting babes from Twitter. They can all go jerk off in mastodon or whatever it's called.

Posted by: IC at December 15, 2022 08:47 PM (oX3MH)

180 My buddy had a nice 1971 chevelle that got him into a lot trouble with the cops until he became a cop. Now he's a state trooper.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 15, 2022 08:47 PM (geVLo)

181 Down goes Keith Olbermann!

Too fun.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2022 08:47 PM (ZLI7S)

182 Keith Olbermann suspended from Twitter.

Back to farting in the bathtub with his rubber duckies.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 15, 2022 08:47 PM (Xrfse)

183 Rupar and the Antifa propaganda ministries are probably casualties of Musk getting pissed about the guy following his child. Thenagain it could always be due to child porn

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 15, 2022 08:47 PM (GGpUU)

184 That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler?

Good for you. An inventive humble brag.

I'll bet the real story could be published in Penthouse. Is that still a thing?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 15, 2022 08:48 PM (u82oZ)

185 171 Keith Olbermann suspended from Twitter.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 15, 2022 08:43 PM (LI2tq)

"Go To Gab" is the new "Learn To Code."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 15, 2022 08:48 PM (KSNKu)

186 Flyover's Kohlrabi - Shaw, et al, have several Christmas collections on YouTube, all traditional, and all very well performed. I just pick one, and let it play in the back ground.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2022 08:48 PM (2eKfM)

187 This from the internet:

There are now 419 illegal migrant hotels in the UK.

That's hotels...419 of them filled with unvetted, *unvaxxed* (remember all the mandates?) unlawful foreigners who demand accommodation be provided from their "hosts."

Posted by: Ju at December 15, 2022 08:50 PM (aTmM/)

188 And not one of those banned people will consider the symmetry of the last 5 years before Musk took over.

Sucks to be them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 15, 2022 08:50 PM (u82oZ)

189 Dang...Ban Hammer

I remember when...

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 15, 2022 08:50 PM (J00IM)

190 TayTay Lorenz just deleted all her tweets, then locked her account.

Probably preparing for her death, since she's very old.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 15, 2022 08:51 PM (zm+d5)

191 Ju

Too bad the UK subjects are disarmed. The rot is localized.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 15, 2022 08:51 PM (u82oZ)

192 Log into twitter and I see bannings left and further left, then notice I have a blue check, with 2 whole followers, plus my 8 bucks. That was easy.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 15, 2022 08:51 PM (buTO7)

193 "Those really were beautiful beasts. Those pictured look like resto mods or whatever nomenclature is apropos." Posted by: micky

If I had held my 1996 Amazon instead of taking a nice quick profit, I would have a nice SS like that, just for fun, because that early AMZN investment would be worth a few million.

Instead I need counselling for "opportunities lost" ... coulda woulda shoulda regrets. And that is our world ... so many trusted BigGov will protect The Markets, regardless of "Free Market Theory" ... They were correct, the globalists leveraged up, and in time leveraged off the full faith and credit of USA to make the oligarchs the Rulers of The World.

FTX was maybe the last gasp of that leverage game ... but the USA dollars still have our military to back it, so ... sign up to die for Corporate America, BigCorp needs a few good men .. to die for them.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 15, 2022 08:52 PM (Cus5s)

194 189 Dang...Ban Hammer

I remember when...
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 15, 2022 08:50 PM (J00IM


Right!? I had a flashback, too.

Posted by: Piper at December 15, 2022 08:53 PM (ZdaMQ)

195
U.S. Ministry of Truth
@USMiniTru
23h
This holiday season, remember the poor, the needy, and the downtrodden.

Washington Post journalists need your financial support.

A donation of just $8 a month can keep @TaylorLorenz from going hungry.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2022 08:54 PM (xhaym)

196 Reading about all of the people getting banned gave me a very funny image. Could you imagine the insane , neurotic group therapy session for Olbermann, Lorenz, Rupar et al . There arent enough sedatives in the world to help these clowns

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 15, 2022 08:54 PM (GGpUU)

197 Olbermann still has Grindr, so he'll be okay.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 15, 2022 08:54 PM (KFhLj)

198 "Go To Gab" is the new "Learn To Code."



Lol.




"Andrew Torba

@a

17m
·
·
Confirming that all exiled leftists and journos who have been banned from Twitter are welcome to speak freely on Gab. "

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 15, 2022 08:54 PM (LI2tq)

199 illiniwek

The next 6 months will be instructive.

Head on a swivel and have a plan. And OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 15, 2022 08:54 PM (u82oZ)

200 Where the fuck is Abbott?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2022 08:55 PM (u73oe)

201 @MonaSalama_
15m
Senate voted against Sens. @RonJohnsonWI &
@tedcruz Amendment to reinstate nearly 8,400 service members who were discharged for refusing to get COVID vaccine. Vote was 40-54.
4 GOPs (Sens. Cassidy, Collins, Romney & Rounds) joined all 50 Dems in opposing adding Amendment to NDAA
-------

Hope I live long enough to vote against Cassidy. Might even work work his opponent.

Posted by: Javems at December 15, 2022 08:56 PM (2utRL)

202 Confirming that all exiled leftists and journos who have been banned from Twitter are welcome to speak freely on Gab. "
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

LMAO

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 15, 2022 08:57 PM (Kd4bG)

203 Javems

We have enough pissed off former military to ...

I would remember who supported me, and who did not, if I was in their shoes. They will be motivated, if need be.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 15, 2022 08:59 PM (u82oZ)

204 "114 Problem with Finland is depression. They are all depressed.
Posted by: runner at December 15, 2022 07:55 PM (V13WU)

and they drink a lot, and all carry knives.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 15, 2022 08:16 PM (F3gfY)"

explains why Finns and I have always gotten along great, I guess!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 15, 2022 08:59 PM (fxj5q)

205 Wait til TITLE 42 sunsets...

It will look like Isandlwana on the southern border
Cept no Zulus, spears or shields.

Just the masses from South America towing their maybe children with backpacks full of Meth, Fentanyl, and Cocaine.

And prayer rugs...don't forget the prayer rugs.

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 15, 2022 08:59 PM (J00IM)

206 181 Down goes Keith Olbermann!

Too fun.
----
His trainer - I can hear him, he's hurt ...
And DOWN GOES OLBERMAN!
DOWN GOES OLBERMAN!
DOWN GOES OLBERMAN!
DOWN GOES OLBERMAN!
Ladies and gentlemen, the Bronx is burning!

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 15, 2022 09:00 PM (buTO7)

207 HEEYYYY YABBBOTTTT!

Posted by: Costello at December 15, 2022 09:00 PM (Qzn2/)

208 Were those 8,400 given Honorable Discharges...or something else?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2022 09:01 PM (/1cnq)

209 Lorenz still has a warm asshole. She can make $8 a pop without handouts.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 15, 2022 09:01 PM (KFhLj)

210 Somewhere in the Federal government is a data base of all the illegals, where they are, the government provided phone number, and how much they mooched off the tax payer.

Somewhere. Be a shame to hack that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 15, 2022 09:01 PM (u82oZ)

211 186 Flyover's Kohlrabi - Shaw, et al, have several Christmas collections on YouTube, all traditional, and all very well performed. I just pick one, and let it play in the back ground.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2022 08:48 PM (2eKfM)

We got tired of the ads on YT, so I cued them all up on apple music. Thanks again.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at December 15, 2022 09:02 PM (Rbu5d)

212 Holy cow. Tucker said on air tonight that the JFK files not released do say that the CIA killed JFK.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 15, 2022 08:46 PM (zm+d5)

Based on what?

As I say all the time, I think the evidence they were involved with RFK's murder is much better. They probably had a hand in all four of the major assassinations that decade (JFK, Malcom 10, MLK and RFK), and the one they probably had the least involvement with is JFK.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 15, 2022 09:03 PM (em/6J)

213 Must. Fix. Dinner.

Don't feel like it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2022 09:03 PM (/1cnq)

214 Documents Uncover Secret Twitter Portal US Government Used to Censor COVID-19 Content

New documents reveal how the United States government used a secret Twitter portal to censor COVID-19 content that contradicted the government’s narrative.

In its ongoing probe into Twitter’s censorship practices, America First Legal has obtained a fourth set of documents (pdf) exposing a secret Twitter portal, which U.S. government officials used to censor dissenting COVID-19 views in violation of the First Amendment. It’s a revelation Elon Musk described as “extremely concerning.”

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 15, 2022 09:04 PM (PY/t0)

215 dammit

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 15, 2022 09:04 PM (PY/t0)

216 People in the Seven Kingdoms are way more impressed by the phrase "first of his name" than I am.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 15, 2022 09:05 PM (ybIRR)

217 Speaking of cute animals, it’s chilly here and my kitty boys are on the same chair together. Not really cuddling, but on the same chair. This is rare for them, they like each other, they play together all the time. But they never cuddle like most cats do.

Posted by: Piper at December 15, 2022 09:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

218 Must. Fix. Dinner.

Don't feel like it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2022 09:03 PM (/1cnq)



I ordered pizza.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 15, 2022 09:06 PM (PY/t0)

219 I ordered pizza.
Posted by: G'rump
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Do you have a USB port?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2022 09:07 PM (/1cnq)

220 dammit
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

I thought you enjoyed shouting boldly?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 15, 2022 09:07 PM (fS6mE)

221

[slogs off to look in the freezer]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2022 09:07 PM (/1cnq)

222 213 Must. Fix. Dinner.

Don't feel like it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2022 09:03 PM (/1cnq)

Yeah, I am not winning mother of the year this evening. I made buttered noodles for my child. At least they were whole wheat ones.

Posted by: Piper at December 15, 2022 09:08 PM (ZdaMQ)

223 208

"OTHER THAN HONORABLE!"

And the effin RINO + Republicans signed off on that shit.

OH REACHING ACROSS THE ISLE really??
More likely a reach around.

Spineless POS's (SPIT!)

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 15, 2022 09:08 PM (J00IM)

224 "The next 6 months will be instructive. Head on a swivel and have a plan. And OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC." Posted by: NaCly Dog

OK ... I "boogied out" to the farm a little early maybe, in 1999. But am in a Blue/commie state ... even though most of downstate is red, including my 70% Trump county. I think I survive, but would like Liberty to prevail.

Jesus returning, sure, I like that comfort, but we have the power to be "more than conquerors" now. There are maybe some salty dogs ready to fight, with strategic plans at the ready. I'm old, will just try to hold my precinct. heh

Posted by: illiniwek at December 15, 2022 09:08 PM (Cus5s)

225 Just looked at the weather forecast. Yikes!! I don't think I'll be going out much next week.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 15, 2022 09:09 PM (nxdel)

226 I don't understand why theRomney traitor gang wiukd vote against it.
What does it gain them?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 15, 2022 09:10 PM (Kd4bG)

227 Rupar and the Antifa propaganda ministries are probably casualties of Musk getting pissed about the guy following his child.

***

I look forward to Antifa f****** around and finding out the difference between a bunch of Proud Boys and a South African billionaire's private security.

Because I'm sure he certainly doesn't have a bunch of guys around him capable of rupturng your internal organs in alphabetical order.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 15, 2022 09:10 PM (wb1YC)

228 I look forward to Antifa f****** around and finding out the difference between a bunch of Proud Boys and a South African billionaire's private security.

Because I'm sure he certainly doesn't have a bunch of guys around him capable of rupturng your internal organs in alphabetical order.
Posted by: Azathoth at December 15, 2022 09:10 PM (wb1YC)
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Antagonizing the world's richest man by giving him reasons to rain unholy fire down on you (because he has a giant network of satellites in space) doesn't seem like an award-winning plan...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 15, 2022 09:12 PM (BpYfr)

229 Antagonizing the world's richest man by giving him reasons to rain unholy fire down on you (because he has a giant network of satellites in space) doesn't seem like an award-winning plan...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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The 'Stupid prize' potential is high.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2022 09:15 PM (S5jV/)

230 228
If the leftists are really after Musk, they'll send more the Antifa trash. Antifa would be sent in to try and fail so someone else can evaluate Musk's security for a later hit with a real team.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 15, 2022 09:17 PM (roH4R)

231 227 it would be great to watch antifas black block tough guys meet actual tough guys instead of beating up shopkeepers and bystanders

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 15, 2022 09:18 PM (GGpUU)

232 Musk is not only one of the richest men, but he has created incredible value in SpaceX and Starlink. He is 100% of USA's manned space program for the next two to three years, and probably longer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 15, 2022 09:18 PM (u82oZ)

233 Dr. Claw

I think Mossad is on his side. I don't worry about the CIA. The USAF, yeah.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 15, 2022 09:20 PM (u82oZ)

234 231 227 it would be great to watch antifas black block tough guys meet actual tough guys instead of beating up shopkeepers and bystanders
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 15, 2022 09:18 PM (GGpUU)
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lol, Pantifa meeting any actual pipe-hitters would look like the end scene of the Matrix when Neo is lazily blocking all of Agent Smith's punches and then just boots him into next week.

Posted by: ballistic at December 15, 2022 09:21 PM (oXNqT)

235 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 15, 2022 09:18 PM (u82oZ)

And he seems at least minimally competent, which enrages the government lackeys who are trying to destroy him.

How dare he be good at something!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2022 09:22 PM (XIJ/X)

236 The lady searching for her lost baby is freaking hilarious.

Posted by: eleven at December 15, 2022 09:23 PM (t4fCu)

237 The 'people' who control antifa and blm don't give a rats ass how many of those weeds get whacked. They want some atrocity to hang on Elon Musk.
'The private mercenaries, some believed to be trained by Mossad, attacked these youngsters as they were caroling.'
- any 'news' agency

Posted by: Eromero at December 15, 2022 09:24 PM (0OP+5)

238 rupturng your internal organs in alphabetical order.
Posted by: Azathoth

Oooh!!!

Adrenal glands, ascending colon, bladder, cecum, descending colon, epididymis (ouch), heart ...I guess when the heart ruptures it's game over. Doesn't seem fair to all the s organs...

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 15, 2022 09:24 PM (Kd4bG)

239 CharlieBrown'sDildo

Trump showed unmistakably how the US government has failed for 60 years in the Mid-East. Deliberately. Trump succeeded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 15, 2022 09:24 PM (u82oZ)

240 and they drink a lot, and all carry knives.
-----
Those Rapala fillet knives will do you a number.

Posted by: dartist at December 15, 2022 09:30 PM (9X/y4)

241 'The private mercenaries, some believed to be trained by Mossad, attacked these youngsters as they were caroling.'
- any 'news' agency
Posted by: Eromero at December 15, 2022 09:24 PM (0OP+5)

No prisoners, no survivors.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2022 09:30 PM (tkR6S)

242 Hope I live long enough to vote against Cassidy. Might even work work his opponent.

Posted by: Javems at December 15, 2022 08:56 PM (2utRL)

I hope I live long enough to read about Mitt Romney's long battle with incredibly painful metastatic lung cancer that is untreatable but will not kill him for a very long time.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2022 09:32 PM (XIJ/X)

243 Trump succeeded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 15, 2022 09:24 PM (u82oZ)

And it might be his second-most important legacy. He has changed the face of the Middle East...forever.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2022 09:34 PM (XIJ/X)

244 Note, Twitter and Starlink, with a PayPal type operation, can bypass the increasingly useless Google and Bing search engines, and give Amazon online a run for their money. He can connect the world around the Internet choke points, which is why he is hated by the US, Chinese, and EU Governments.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 15, 2022 09:34 PM (u82oZ)

245 Those Rapala fillet knives will do you a number.
Posted by: dartist at December 15, 2022 09:30 PM (9X/y4)


Pukkos. Those are the ones that count.
"a knife should be three inches longer than the thickness of a Russian Winter uniform"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2022 09:35 PM (xhaym)

246 242
'Mitt Romney's long battle with incredibly painful metastatic lung cancer that is untreatable'

Can someone die from anal fissures? Because that was my wish for Romney.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 15, 2022 09:36 PM (roH4R)

247 My guess is that Trump succeeded in the Middle East because he didn't try to take that "10%" of the deal.

Posted by: davidt at December 15, 2022 09:36 PM (SYTee)

248 Alberta Oil Peon

No press releases. Bodies disappear. "We know nothing." This is the way.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 15, 2022 09:37 PM (u82oZ)

249 247
I'm happy Trump did what he did in the ME but I'm still 80% convinced that part of the world is unfixable.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 15, 2022 09:38 PM (roH4R)

250 Can someone die from anal fissures? Because that was my wish for Romney.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 15, 2022 09:36 PM (roH4R)

As I said, ice floes. For the lot of them. We can all wave as we give them a big shove off the shore.

Posted by: Piper at December 15, 2022 09:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

251 Y'all being cool? Behaving yourselves? No trolling of CBD? Keeping your pants on at least until the ONT?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 15, 2022 09:40 PM (a3Q+t)

252 *snoopy dance*

Pasta carbonara and a Cesar salad for dinner with BOTH OF MY BOYS!

Christmas cookies for dessert. Lemon shortbread, pecan sandies and oatmeal raisin.

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 15, 2022 09:41 PM (U2p+3)

253 Dr. Claw

The key individual is the current Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman. He is a forward thinker and doer, unlike others in the past.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 15, 2022 09:42 PM (u82oZ)

254 My carbonara has bits of preserved lemons and lots of fresh ground black pepper. Bacon, eggs, a touch of cream and pecorino Romano.


Neener!

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 15, 2022 09:43 PM (U2p+3)

255 That's wonderful nurse! So happy for you.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 15, 2022 09:44 PM (nxdel)

256 Dang, CBD. That's about the steeliest Rombley wish I ever heard. Other than some of Ace's.

Posted by: Eromero at December 15, 2022 09:44 PM (0OP+5)

257 nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit!

Happiness is a tight family.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 15, 2022 09:45 PM (u82oZ)

258 Yankees sign Carlos Rodon for a six-year deal $162M deal - the rumors that Hal won't bust the luxury tax deal with the MLB are done, I guess. $40 Mil per year for Judge and another $27M per year for Rodon makes him well over the tier one burden of $230M per year luxury tax.

Only Cohen over at the Mets doesn't even care about the cap - he's got to be at almost $400M per year by now - the highest tier.

Posted by: Boswell at December 15, 2022 09:45 PM (+Cgut)

259 Liked Musks tweet about why the journalists were banned. He stated that the rules against doxxing applies to journalists like everyone else. The little spots belief that they were special just met up with reality

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 15, 2022 09:45 PM (GGpUU)

260 Jewells,
Please know. I love you and you're in my thoughts and prayers. I also had chemo over the holidays. From My birthday in October through Valentine's Day. It sucks. It does.

You got this. Not even a doubt. You. Got. This.

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 15, 2022 09:46 PM (U2p+3)

261 You know what goes with carbonara?
Irish whiskey.
Redbreast 15 is particularly good.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2022 09:46 PM (anj39)

262 jewells45 fuck cancer

Get ready for headlines touting "It is cold in Winter in Kansas City."

May you and yours stay warm, even if you have to pile Moose on top of the bed.

You are in an urban heat island compared to us, so we got's that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 15, 2022 09:46 PM (u82oZ)

263 {{{jewells45 fuck cancer}}}

Want to say you are cherished and prayed for.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 15, 2022 09:47 PM (u82oZ)

264 Thank you nurse.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 15, 2022 09:47 PM (nxdel)

265 That's about the steeliest Rombley wish I ever heard.

Posted by: Eromero at December 15, 2022 09:44 PM (0OP+5)

Disloyalty deserves the worst of punishments.

I should have added..."while somebody kicks him in the balls forever."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2022 09:48 PM (XIJ/X)

266 258 Rodon is a tough pitcher, good signing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 15, 2022 09:48 PM (GGpUU)

267 ...

Christmas cookies for dessert. Lemon shortbread, pecan sandies and oatmeal raisin.

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 15, 2022 09:41 PM (U2p+3)

We approve, and are glad for you.

Posted by: BIG RAISIN at December 15, 2022 09:48 PM (CCSxw)

268 Thank you Salty.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 15, 2022 09:49 PM (nxdel)

269 Happiness is a tight family.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 15, 2022 09:45 PM (u82oZ)

word...

Posted by: pResident Biden at December 15, 2022 09:49 PM (CCSxw)

270 Elon, is quite capable of cleaning his new house.

I see him vacuuming up the the floors in the building...occasionally stopping...reaching down and picking up..."OH" and what is THIS?

To bad so many really vile people got to scrub their section of the floor prior to the vacuum coming around.


Posted by: Nightwatch at December 15, 2022 09:49 PM (J00IM)

271 I should have added..."while somebody kicks him in the balls forever."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2022 09:48 PM (XIJ/X)


I was thinking about bloody chancres.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2022 09:50 PM (anj39)

272 Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 15, 2022 09:43 PM (U2p+3)

Cream in Carbonara?

Now I understand your love of 9mm and your fear of God's caliber.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2022 09:50 PM (XIJ/X)

273 I was thinking about bloody chancres.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2022 09:50 PM (anj39)

In addition? That works.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2022 09:51 PM (XIJ/X)

274 CharlieBrown'sDildo

You are kind and caring compared to what I wish for Romney and a few others on this list.
*roll of paper with names drops of Nakatomi Tower to the bottom.*

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 15, 2022 09:51 PM (u82oZ)

275 Posted by: Nightwatch

They are cocky. To a fault. They will be caught.

I'd love to see Elon and America First Trump get together and beat these asshats into the ground.

They could. If egos got out of the way.

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 15, 2022 09:52 PM (U2p+3)

276 Someone called tonight's events on Twitter "the fall of Soygon". LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 15, 2022 09:52 PM (zm+d5)

277 nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit!
-----
You're going to drive your Marine AWOL with all that good food!

Posted by: dartist at December 15, 2022 09:53 PM (9X/y4)

278 Mrs B had a '70 Chevelle when I met her. I hope she don't see that new one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2022 09:53 PM (VwHCD)

279 Cream in Carbonara?

Now I understand your love of 9mm and your fear of God's caliber.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December

A tbs. Try it.

I shoot pretty damn well with a .45. Kiss my ass.

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 15, 2022 09:54 PM (U2p+3)

280 275
'I'd love to see Elon and America First Trump'

Elon is taking pains not be seen as in someone else's pocket.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 15, 2022 09:54 PM (roH4R)

281 it would be great to watch antifas black block tough guys meet actual tough guys instead of beating up shopkeepers and bystanders
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 15, 2022 09:18 PM (GGpUU)


This.
Bring it. We are waiting.

Posted by: The 42nd St neighborhood militia at December 15, 2022 09:55 PM (anj39)

282 " Holy cow. Tucker said on air tonight that the JFK files not released do say that the CIA killed JFK."

He posted a quote from an anonymous source that he says had access to the documents and said that from what that person read, "Yes, the CIA was involved in killing JFK. Our nation is not what we thought it was. It is all fake"

Who does that sound like? Tucker emphasized that this person has direct knowledge from reading the documents but will not disclose who it is.

Tucker also had Miranda Devine on and they both agreed that the 4,000 pages that Mike Pompeo refused to release despite Congress voting to release them and now the Biden administration doing the same can only be to protect the CIA. All of the players that would have been involved in that murder are dead, there is no protecting sources and methods, or sullying reputations of living persons.

And to think I thought the guys on the street in Dallas who will tell you all about this conspiracy for a donation were nutters.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 15, 2022 09:57 PM (kwFKO)

283 I shoot pretty damn well with a .45. Kiss my ass.
Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 15, 2022 09:54 PM (U2p+3)


Ooooooo!!!!
Fiesty!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2022 09:57 PM (anj39)

284 One of you grouchy old bustards up yonder talked about the next few months and what the left might do to holdon to power, all the power. I believe they're not above destroying a city and blaming it on conservatives. It would be a typical commie move.

Posted by: Eromero at December 15, 2022 09:58 PM (0OP+5)

285 Probably more relevant to the men than the population but I wonder how, for example, LA produces Cassidy and Kennedy.

Based on observation, one is a lower iq jerkwad who likes to be in on super edgy bullshit legislation because team across the aisle or something; then there's Sen Kennedy who I dare say is a man of thoughtful logic (one might say national treasure for his legit folksy oration).

No fucking idea what the maniacs find in Suzy and Angus dindu McGee.

And Mitt -- no comment. He made Bill Weld look like a super genius as MA governor. Mr. Romneycare himself.

Posted by: micky at December 15, 2022 09:58 PM (3byMq)

286 " Holy cow. Tucker said on air tonight that the JFK files not released do say that the CIA killed JFK."

If there was nothing to hide...

Posted by: davidt at December 15, 2022 09:59 PM (SYTee)

287 I be wanting to thank Govinor Newton from Californica for giving me reperations foor my hard life in America. I be thinking also thats $300,00 is be nots enough foor all my suffering.

Posted by: LaQuisha LaCunta at December 15, 2022 10:01 PM (eRS2I)

288

Ze ONT, she iss NOOD!

Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2022 10:01 PM (aWUfj)

289 254 My carbonara has bits of preserved lemons and lots of fresh ground black pepper. Bacon, eggs, a touch of cream and pecorino Romano.


Neener!

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 15, 2022 09:43 PM (U2p+3)

I'm trying to plan a trip to Rome next year just to eat Spaghetti Carbonara and see the Vatican Museum.

Posted by: Javems at December 15, 2022 10:02 PM (PAY0n)

290 279

I am looking at you and thinking...3 inch "Snickerdoodles"...fresh out of the oven...crispy sweet.

Yes Nurse!

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 15, 2022 10:02 PM (J00IM)

291 Woo-hoo.. Uncle Joe says inflation is only 7.2% now because of his policies.......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 15, 2022 10:02 PM (TJjL2)

292 258 Rodon is a tough pitcher, good signing
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 15, 2022 09:48 PM (GGpUU)

Yes - this is a good signing. In NYC, if you can pack in the audience, get pre-season ticket sales and renewals for box (Delta and above) and get good viewer numbers on SNY or YES network, you'll drag in well over $1.2B in annual revenues after paying $300M player costs and another $150M in production, field operations and management salaries - but you have to recruit the team to do it. It's going to cost you ~$450M to do it - but you get enough left over to pay the lay about Steinbrenner family to support their habit - which is laying about.

Posted by: Boswell at December 15, 2022 10:03 PM (+Cgut)

293 284
' and blaming it on conservatives'

I would say that I don't see how they pull that off with Biden president.
Then I remember that their followers believe every lie they're told no matter how feeble or stupid.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 15, 2022 10:08 PM (roH4R)

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