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Old Dog Cafe

newyorkcity1900.jfif
New York City, 1900


This alarm clock will wake even the deepest sleeper.

Another alarm clock, this one telling you that the cat is hungry.

Freezing a bubble.

Peanut-butter lovin' pooch.

This dog wants his owner to get some GAINZZZ.


Snub-nose golden monkeys hugging. I'm linking this because of their back fur. It's very colorful.

Otter skiing.

Baby goats climbing down a sheer wall.

Archimedes said, Give me a long enough poodle, and I can move the world.

Parasite.

Dogs just want to halp.


Posted by: Ace at 08:04 PM




Comments

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1 Howdy!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2022 07:29 PM (u73oe)

2 I’ll get em.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2022 07:29 PM (u73oe)

3 Where’d it go?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2022 07:30 PM (u73oe)

4 Shouldn't that ancient water cistern be filled with...water?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2022 07:33 PM (uNylN)

5 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2022 07:33 PM (uNylN)

6 Deja Vu?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 12, 2022 08:04 PM (97faF)

7 It's like deja vu all over again.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2022 08:06 PM (uNylN)

8 Ace is messing around with the time machine again.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2022 08:07 PM (uNylN)

9 Look closely at the Tibetan library vid and you'll see Hunter Biden's laptop in there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 12, 2022 08:07 PM (guGkK)

10 I've been in that monastery. It's called Sakya and it's the major one in Lhasa, the capital of Tibet.

The place is a tourist-crammed firetrap. I felt lucky to get out alive.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 12, 2022 08:10 PM (guGkK)

11 I'd guess Harvey Weinstein's back fur is colorful too

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 12, 2022 08:11 PM (tcqY0)

12 >>>This alarm clock will wake even the deepest sleeper.

I usually prefer bacon for breakfast, but I would make an exception for this f'ng guy.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2022 08:12 PM (gv7Yb)

13 That pic up top is okay but where is all the horse sheet?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 12, 2022 08:13 PM (qoGsy)

14 That pic up top is okay but where is all the horse sheet?
Posted by: Tonypete

Based on that picture I know why all the people were thin in the 'olden times'...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 12, 2022 08:15 PM (BIKbQ)

15 Señor Duke is racking up the firsts. Will he crown this effort with a Primus Noctus on the ONT?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2022 08:16 PM (a3Q+t)

16 I think any building in Asia is a firetrap.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 12, 2022 08:16 PM (3Lw3j)

17 Super. Joe Bastardi says we are going to have one of the coldest, snowiest Christmas seasons since 2000.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2022 08:17 PM (ZLI7S)

18 One question, how were those scrolls in that ancient library written 5,000 years before humans had written language?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2022 08:18 PM (uNylN)

19 DogBoy Brinton has been fired.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2022 08:18 PM (63Dwl)

20 Shouldn't that ancient water cistern be filled with...water?

Climate change!! We're all gonna diiiiiie!!

Posted by: Oddbob at December 12, 2022 08:18 PM (nfrXX)

21 How many here will always remember where they were when they heard SBF was arrested or Atom Queer was fired? Show of hands. That's what I thought.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 12, 2022 08:19 PM (lz5hY)

22 My alarm is my dog's muzzle about six inches away from my head. He makes little tiny barks till I wake up

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 12, 2022 08:19 PM (uz3Px)

23 That monastery is quite amazing. Makes me less inclined to laugh at certain movie scenes.

Posted by: Caliban at December 12, 2022 08:19 PM (ni2c1)

24 One question, how were those scrolls in that ancient library written 5,000 years before humans had written language?
Posted by: Mister Scott

Clip Art.

Duh!!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 12, 2022 08:19 PM (qoGsy)

25
Seth Rich's laptop in FBI custody for, what, 7 years will reveal a Trump plot to kill him.

The walls are closing in.

Posted by: Auspex at December 12, 2022 08:19 PM (j4U/Z)

26 New York City, 1900

That's an amazing picture. In essence, the Amish built that. Horses and buggies, all dressed formally, no phone or power lines cluttering things up.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2022 08:20 PM (CaJIi)

27 DogBoy Brinton has been fired.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2022 08:18 PM (63Dwl)
---
He brings a lot of baggage.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2022 08:20 PM (mAr0D)

28 New York City, 1900
-----

Interesting, it appears that people put effort into their public appearance. How shallow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2022 08:20 PM (HsC66)

29 Down the hill from our little post in Sinop was an ancient church. Typical of Turkey, it was mostly ignored but we were allowed to go there and pick around. There were still paintings on the walls that were remarkably viewable, albeit faded. The site dated back to the 700's.
Further down the hill were the Roman ruins.
Interesting place Sinop.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2022 08:20 PM (anj39)

30 Shouldn't that ancient water cistern be filled with...water?
Posted by: Mister Scott
----
CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at December 12, 2022 08:21 PM (UUBmN)

31 DogBoy Brinton has been fired.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2022 08:18 PM (63Dwl)

Did they check his bag when he left ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 12, 2022 08:22 PM (M+Lyo)

32 One question, how were those scrolls in that ancient library written 5,000 years before humans had written language?
Posted by: Mister Scott
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AI, I mean, plenty of apps to do that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2022 08:22 PM (rxUKk)

33 >>> 18 One question, how were those scrolls in that ancient library written 5,000 years before humans had written language?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2022 08:18 PM (uNylN)

Picky picky.

I was wondering about the 10k years... not to mention, how do the discoverers / proprietors know the contents, since the shelves look undisturbed...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 12, 2022 08:23 PM (llON8)

34 I might need one ton axles.

** Checks Investment Portfolio **

Then again, maybe not.



Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 12, 2022 08:23 PM (up/3i)

35 DogBoy Brinton has been fired.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2022 08:18 PM (63Dwl)
---
He might have a suit case for this.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2022 08:23 PM (mAr0D)

36 Gotsa son (okay, a stepson) that calls me the silver-backed gorilla.
Loveable ass

Posted by: MkY at December 12, 2022 08:23 PM (cPGH3)

37 New York City, 1900 Photo

Nah. It's AI generated and shows life in 2100: All Democrats and technology that would be familiar to Grover Cleveland.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 12, 2022 08:23 PM (c1mVn)

38 How many here will always remember where they were when they heard SBF was arrested or Atom Queer was fired? Show of hands. That's what I thought.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 12, 2022 08:19 PM (lz5hY)

Atom Queer.
Snort!
And here I was thinking the atomic pile driver.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2022 08:23 PM (anj39)

39 Ching Chang Choo snores a lot. I mean a lot. Head monk's name is Bau Dee Choy but we all call him "Fuck Face".

We laugh and laugh...

Had gruel all last week. Ugh. Me and The Boys will be heading out for steak and to try and get laid this weekend.

Posted by: Tibetan Scroll Number 496 at December 12, 2022 08:24 PM (R/m4+)

40 Sam the Butcher is bringing Alice the meat.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 12, 2022 08:24 PM (+hI+T)

41 I was wondering about the 10k years... not to mention, how do the discoverers / proprietors know the contents, since the shelves look undisturbed...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 12, 2022 08:23 PM (llON

Vic read them when he was young

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 12, 2022 08:24 PM (M+Lyo)

42 >>> 19 DogBoy Brinton has been fired.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2022 08:18 PM (63Dwl)

Awwww.

When does it start its new lobbyist job?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 12, 2022 08:24 PM (llON8)

43 84.000 hand written sutras and scrolls telling the history Humanity back to 10.000 years ago.

Well, sure, so does the comic "B.C.". Contemporary accounts might be a whole 'nother thing.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2022 08:24 PM (CaJIi)

44 Snub-nose golden monkeys hugging. I'm linking this because of their back fur. It's very colorful.

Ewokian.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 12, 2022 08:25 PM (ESCdj)

45 Those city folk are keeping a clear zone around Bob the Farmer in his overalls.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 12, 2022 08:25 PM (+hI+T)

46 DogBoy Brinton has been fired.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

Yawn. Get back to me when he's been put in a gibbet to rot.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 12, 2022 08:26 PM (tcqY0)

47 17 Super. Joe Bastardi says we are going to have one of the coldest, snowiest Christmas seasons since 2000.

Posted by: JackStraw


Impossible! The Guardian predicted way back in '99 that snowfalls are a thing of the past. Are you hating #THE SCIENCE again??

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 12, 2022 08:26 PM (sAmhv)

48 Snub-nose golden monkeys hugging. I'm linking this because of their back fur. It's very colorful.

Ewokian.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 12, 2022 08:25 PM (ESCdj)''

Freudian?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 12, 2022 08:26 PM (M+Lyo)

49 Had gruel all last week. Ugh. Me and The Boys will be heading out for steak and to try and get laid this weekend.
Posted by: Tibetan Scroll Number 496 at December 12, 2022 08:24 PM (R/m4+)


Ha!
You know, a guy could do a whole comic routine on this.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2022 08:26 PM (anj39)

50 Supposedly the early Bible is a collection of agreed upon oral history.
Someone wrote it down...

Posted by: MkY at December 12, 2022 08:26 PM (cPGH3)

51 All those ancient scrolls?

Ikea did not manufacture those shelves.

Ace did not install those shelves.

And Garrett thinks the whole thing is a Croc.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 12, 2022 08:27 PM (e6UQI)

52 19 DogBoy Brinton has been fired.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Wow! You know how hard it is to be fired from the FedGov? Interesting. Someone can read a poll. Go figure.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 12, 2022 08:27 PM (sAmhv)

53 For a good time, call Isis...
The Bitch!

Posted by: MkY at December 12, 2022 08:28 PM (cPGH3)

54 Peanut-butter lovin' pooch.
-----------
woof woof

Posted by: jasper at December 12, 2022 08:28 PM (Vwz3I)

55 >>> 30 Shouldn't that ancient water cistern be filled with...water?
Posted by: Mister Scott
----
CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at December 12, 2022 08:21 PM (UUBmN)

Is there *anything* it can't do???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 12, 2022 08:28 PM (llON8)

56 Pegasus is light in the loafers if you know what I mean.

Posted by: MkY at December 12, 2022 08:28 PM (cPGH3)

57 Insty says that Luggage thief dude has been fired.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2022 08:29 PM (1n+EO)

58 CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at December 12, 2022 08:21 PM (UUBmN)
Is there *anything* it can't do???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Rid us of democrats, it would seem...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 12, 2022 08:29 PM (tcqY0)

59 Love the Beaux Arts buildings in the NYC street scene

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2022 08:29 PM (J7KiL)

60 39 some of the graffiti in Pompei is not far from this!

Posted by: Piper at December 12, 2022 08:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

61 Thor struck me down, and all I got was this lousy toga.

Posted by: MkY at December 12, 2022 08:29 PM (cPGH3)

62 33 >>> 18 One question, how were those scrolls in that ancient library written 5,000 years before humans had written language?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2022 08:18 PM (uNylN)

Picky picky.

I was wondering about the 10k years... not to mention, how do the discoverers / proprietors know the contents, since the shelves look undisturbed...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 12, 2022 08:23 PM (llON
We say 10,000 year. You go now.

Posted by: Eromero at December 12, 2022 08:30 PM (0OP+5)

63 The old NY picture. So why is everyone wearing the same hat?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2022 08:30 PM (anj39)

64 I was wondering about the 10k years... not to mention, how do the discoverers / proprietors know the contents, since the shelves look undisturbed...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 12, 2022 08:23 PM


I am gonna call bull$hit on the 10,00 year thing. The Chinese didn't have an actual written language until about 2,500 BC. Granted there are some bone things that may be called a written language from about 5,000 BC but they are scarce and not really a written language. And how the fvck did texts in sanskrit wind up in a Tibetan hidden library 5,000 years before the language was invented?


Sounds like an Indiana Jones movie plot to me.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2022 08:30 PM (uNylN)

65 Baal is all hat and no balls.

Posted by: MkY at December 12, 2022 08:30 PM (cPGH3)

66 I don't need an alarm clock telling me my cat is hungry.

She can do that all on her own...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 12, 2022 08:31 PM (BpYfr)

67 >>> 58 CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at December 12, 2022 08:21 PM (UUBmN)
Is there *anything* it can't do???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Rid us of democrats, it would seem...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 12, 2022 08:29 PM (tcqY0)

Good point, it clearly can't do anything useful!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 12, 2022 08:31 PM (llON8)

68 I've come to the end of my LoTR re-watch. One comment I want to make is that I think the actress who plays Rosie Cotton (Sam"s wife) is quite pretty. Maybe cute is a better word-all smile and dimples.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 12, 2022 08:32 PM (eGTCV)

69 Icarus. That story don't fly.

Posted by: MkY at December 12, 2022 08:32 PM (cPGH3)

70 Twitter just got rid of their Trust and Safety Council, the group responsible for banning Trump and many others and censoring the truth about the virus. Whatever his motivation Musk is not screwing around.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2022 08:32 PM (ZLI7S)

71 The NYC street scene is missing yellow cabs driven by angry Egyptians spewing obscenities.

Just doesn't feel like the big apple.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2022 08:32 PM (3AR13)

72 I just bought Red Dead 2 for $20.

What am I in for?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 12, 2022 08:32 PM (ybIRR)

73 Joe Biden got lost on a stage again today. A very brave little girl helped him to Jill.

Posted by: Piper at December 12, 2022 08:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

74 Insty says that Luggage thief dude has been fired.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2022 08:29 PM (1n+EO)

He probably didn't share any underwear with The Big Guy.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 12, 2022 08:33 PM (eGTCV)

75 Genghis is a booger head!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2022 08:33 PM (anj39)

76 Here's an interesting Twitter account about Ancient archaeology and the like too, from yesterday's gun thread.

https://twitter.com/TheClassicalCo

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 12, 2022 08:34 PM (Vwz3I)

77 Brinton could get a CNN or MSNBC job. Seriously. They would consider hiring him. Now, not to give any ammo to the enemy, either network could have a nightly program called The Freak Show, with their usual cavalcade of fruits and nuts. Probably draw huge ratings (see Jerry Springer).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 12, 2022 08:34 PM (lz5hY)

78 Amen Ra wears makeup.

Posted by: MkY at December 12, 2022 08:35 PM (cPGH3)

79 Good Evening, All.

Colonoscopy approaches.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 12, 2022 08:35 PM (atmen)

80 I just bought Red Dead 2 for $20.

What am I in for?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 12, 2022 08:32 PM (ybIRR)

————-

Same as in town.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2022 08:36 PM (u73oe)

81 Colorful back hair never leads to more hugs.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 12, 2022 08:36 PM (2oHWb)

82 wait - who got fired, the luggage thief or the dogface pony soldier?

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2022 08:36 PM (1A0tH)

83 Some video clips:

NY 1911: https://tinyurl.com/yc2h7wnd
SF 1906: https://tinyurl.com/42zdvwjh
Paris 1890s: https://tinyurl.com/3hamrejd
Moscow 1890s: https://tinyurl.com/3wmvtj8u
People brought to life: https://tinyurl.com/ycks9vwk

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 12, 2022 08:36 PM (c1mVn)

84 Fauci scored another one.

RIP Coach Mike Leach. The SEC didn't get to enjoy your personality nearly long enough.

Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 12, 2022 08:37 PM (dGQu9)

85 >Colonoscopy approaches.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

1st time?

Posted by: DB at December 12, 2022 08:37 PM (geLO8)

86 Would love to see the inventory of that cigar store on the back right. Cubans, and probably lots from Pennsylvania and Virginia too.

And remember, horse manure was the major sanitation issue the day that photo was taken.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2022 08:37 PM (OTzUX)

87 "It was discovered in 2003, behind a sealed wall, containing almost 84.000 hand written sutras and scrolls telling the history Humanity back to 10.000 years ago."
--------

What if we got it all wrong?

Posted by: Javems at December 12, 2022 08:38 PM (AmoqO)

88 Colonoscopy approaches.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I swore the next one I'd do in summer, where for prep I could just go sit in the creek.
Yesterday I learned there is a thing called a high colonic, which, I presume means they empty you right there.
Price quoted was $250. Yes, please yes.

Posted by: MkY at December 12, 2022 08:38 PM (cPGH3)

89 It's difficult to keep track of all these twats

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2022 08:39 PM (1A0tH)

90 Good evening, horde.

That library! Wow!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 12, 2022 08:39 PM (OX9vb)

91 Skal Bzang is a pooty-head.

--Ancient Tibetan scroll, 4705BC

Posted by: Dbang Mo, Tibetan Monk, 4734BC - 4657BC at December 12, 2022 08:39 PM (xxG/v)

92 79 85 If for some reason you are on blood thinners, there is an alternative examination to the colonoscopy. Take a pass. The Gestapo invented it for interrogation hold outs.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 12, 2022 08:39 PM (lz5hY)

93 82 wait - who got fired, the luggage thief or the dogface pony soldier?
Posted by: kallisto


Luggage Thief pervert was fired. Dogface depraved homo retired with 'honors'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 12, 2022 08:40 PM (sAmhv)

94 TECH
FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried arrested in the Bahamas after U.S. files criminal charges

https://tinyurl.com/47xb6asb

Posted by: SMH at December 12, 2022 08:40 PM (u9YxO)

95 I've come to the end of my LoTR re-watch. One comment I want to make is that I think the actress who plays Rosie Cotton (Sam"s wife) is quite pretty. Maybe cute is a better word-all smile and dimples.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler
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I had that same impression. I liked her casting a lot. She looked squeezable in a very pleasant way.

Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 12, 2022 08:40 PM (dGQu9)

96 85 Yep.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 12, 2022 08:40 PM (atmen)

97 I don't need an alarm clock telling me my cat is hungry.

She can do that all on her own...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

======

And then God created automatic timed feeders

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 12, 2022 08:41 PM (8AONa)

98 87 we certainly are doing that now!

Posted by: Piper at December 12, 2022 08:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

99 Hercules doesn't do leg days.

Posted by: MkY at December 12, 2022 08:41 PM (cPGH3)

100 In the NYC 1900 photo, the women are all congregated on the sidewalk, whereas the guys are manspreading all in the street

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2022 08:41 PM (1A0tH)

101 How'd they do elevators in the big buildings back then?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 12, 2022 08:42 PM (2oHWb)

102 Dental work so missed all the threads further documenting the still-incomprehensible degradation of the country.

I've known complete idiot NSC staffers (and several who ranked waaay above that), but I assume the Vindman clown was on a rotation, which is how most bodies end up there. I think Trump admin. did a major manpower reduction at NSC. Anyway, no longer recognize the country that could react to any of Vindman's idiocy with anything but laughter and a quick processing out of (the too small) uniform.

And worse than using "pronouns" is using the pathetic propagandistic term "progressive". There isn't a single thing progressive about the racist-totalitarians (now with added sexual mental illnesses), whether in office or among their army of ignorant bigoted power-mad sub-mediocrities in the population.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2022 08:42 PM (OTzUX)

103 Colonoscopy approaches.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

1st time?
Posted by: DB
----
Just had my first Friday...sleep thru the whole thing!🤣😂
Worse part was the prep... The liquid is vile!!! Take the pill option.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 12, 2022 08:42 PM (UUBmN)

104 I had that same impression. I liked her casting a lot. She looked squeezable in a very pleasant way.
Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 12, 2022 08:40 PM (dGQu9)

She absolutely did.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 12, 2022 08:42 PM (eGTCV)

105 I was wondering about the 10k years... not to mention, how do the discoverers / proprietors know the contents, since the shelves look undisturbed...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Seems like a Rosetta Stone translator would be a nice thing to have here, what with all those dead languages?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 12, 2022 08:42 PM (hOUT3)

106 Archimedes pisses in the pool

Posted by: MkY at December 12, 2022 08:43 PM (cPGH3)

107 Here's the Gun Thread connection:

https://twitter.com/Borsti_Renn/status/
1602038655236833281

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 12, 2022 08:43 PM (Vwz3I)

108 Cleopatra does the nasty.

Posted by: Bubba Ho-Tep at December 12, 2022 08:43 PM (3AR13)

109 Ahhh, little goats. They get bigger every day.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 12, 2022 08:44 PM (3Or4S)

110 > 27 DogBoy Brinton has been fired.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2022 08:18 PM (63Dwl)
---
He brings a lot of baggage.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2022 08:20 PM (mAr0D)

It's going to take a while to unpack this.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2022 08:44 PM (bW8dp)

111 Elon seems in this game for the long haul. His exchange with John Brennan was priceless.

Posted by: Piper at December 12, 2022 08:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

112 what was happening 10,000 years ago worth writing down

Posted by: DB at December 12, 2022 08:45 PM (geLO8)

113 Rosie in LotR was played by a Kiwi named Sarah McLeod.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 12, 2022 08:45 PM (sAmhv)

114 > I had that same impression. I liked her casting a lot. She looked squeezable in a very pleasant way.
Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 12, 2022 08:40 PM (dGQu9)

Definitely the type who would be a good mother for your children.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2022 08:45 PM (bW8dp)

115 In the New World three score and seven centuries hence, there shall arise a small hairy Ewok who sucks at putting shelving up.

--The Scolls of Tibet, 4709 BC

Posted by: Dbang Mo, Tibetan Monk, 4734BC - 4657BC at December 12, 2022 08:45 PM (xxG/v)

116 so Sam Bankman-Fried Ben Shapiro's younger more annoying cousin was "arrested."

Something tells me he was not frog marched and is being briefed on what to say if he testifies.

You don't bribe as many politiicians as he did, and move the laundry the way he did for the super state and get told to pay full freight very often.

I'd make the argument that Viktor Bout did, but that was Donkey being mad at competition.

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2022 08:46 PM (Lzpvj)

117 what was happening 10,000 years ago worth writing down

Posted by: DB

Dear Diary, today is 8,000 years before the birth of Christ. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at December 12, 2022 08:46 PM (qoGsy)

118 The NYC streetscape surely could use some Yellow Cabs, it's kind of monotone and dreary.

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2022 08:46 PM (1A0tH)

119 Sam Bankman-Fried lawyers up

https://tinyurl.com/mr8yycvd

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 12, 2022 08:46 PM (XnG/+)

120 what was happening 10,000 years ago worth writing down Posted by: DB

Breaking news: CNN can report the walls are closing in on Donald Trump.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 12, 2022 08:46 PM (c1mVn)

121 103 Went over to see a lady friend of mine after a colonoscopy. She asked how I felt, and I said everything was OK on the exam, and to tell the truth I felt really good after the clean out. A nutbar girlfriend of hers was there, and told us she found the prep kits were OTC,and she did it every week or so to feel fresh. In the words of Bugs Bunny, what a maroon.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 12, 2022 08:46 PM (lz5hY)

122 Rosie in LotR was played by a Kiwi named Sarah McLeod.
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AAAAARRRGH

Don't do an image search. Whatever you do, don't do an image search.

Maybe put LOTR beside her name to get the cute images I guess. Dammit woman.

Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 12, 2022 08:47 PM (dGQu9)

123 Dentist has long included a political/international issue interrogation as part of my visits (he's a dangerous right-wing fanatic, i.e. fairly normal). This time he wanted to be briefed on the FBI. I gave him the super-condensed executive summary on the Keystone Coup, from 2016 onwards, and threw in some FISA spice. He agreed furiously that virtually none of this is known to the public, and that there are now really two kinds of "citizens" - those with at least some understanding and factual basis, and the vast majority floating in the tide of disinfo and concealed truths.

He lamented the pathetic mid-term results, and for the first time said 2 things: the GOP is mostly worthless, and he doesn't really expect things to be substantially corrected in his life-time, the country we all knew most of our lives is just gone, in several key respects.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2022 08:47 PM (OTzUX)

124 94 Posted by: SMH at December 12, 2022 08:40 PM (u9YxO)

He could win back all the lost funds by auctioning off shearing his 70s fro....

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2022 08:47 PM (Lzpvj)

125 RIP Coach Mike Leach. The SEC didn't get to enjoy your personality nearly long enough.
Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 12, 2022 08:37 PM (dGQu9)


Did he die?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2022 08:47 PM (anj39)

126 >>> 92 79 85 If for some reason you are on blood thinners, there is an alternative examination to the colonoscopy. Take a pass. The Gestapo invented it for interrogation hold outs.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 12, 2022 08:39 PM (lz5hY)

It is *supposed* to enhance one's health.

Posted by: W. K. Kellogg at December 12, 2022 08:47 PM (llON8)

127 112 what was happening 10,000 years ago worth writing down

Posted by: DB at December 12, 2022 08:45 PM (geLO

*********

Yo, Methos! You're being paged!

Posted by: Duncan MacLeod at December 12, 2022 08:47 PM (xxG/v)

128
> what was happening 10,000 years ago worth writing down



"Hey- what's with all the big hairy elephants?"

Posted by: DB at December 12, 2022 08:47 PM (geLO8)

129 A nutbar girlfriend of hers was there, and told us she found the prep kits were OTC,and she did it every week or so to feel fresh. In the words of Bugs Bunny, what a maroon.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

The mentally ill rarely notice they are.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 12, 2022 08:47 PM (qoGsy)

130 > and told us she found the prep kits were OTC,and she did it every week or so to feel fresh. In the words of Bugs Bunny, what a maroon.

"Fresh"? They make me feel like I need a seat belt attached to the toilet seat so I don't accidentally launch myself into orbit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2022 08:47 PM (bW8dp)

131 Not kidding, y’all aren’t far off from what was posted out there in the ancients. For example:

Tavern of Verecundus: Restitutus says: "Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates".

Here is more for your reading pleasure:
https://tinyurl.com/2p8k9tkb

Posted by: Piper at December 12, 2022 08:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

132 (crosses fingers there are two very different Sarah McLeods)

Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 12, 2022 08:48 PM (dGQu9)

133 Sam Bankman-Fried lawyers up

https://tinyurl.com/mr8yycvd

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 12, 2022 08:46 PM (XnG/+)
___

Don't get it.

Posted by: SMH at December 12, 2022 08:48 PM (u9YxO)

134 It would crack me up if the library revealed that the Ancient Aliens guys were right all along

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 12, 2022 08:48 PM (+JqVd)

135 I’m not afraid of the colonoscopy itself. I’m afraid that I’ll mess up the prep and have to do if all over again.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 12, 2022 08:49 PM (atmen)

136 Oh, she steals the show
She ain't exactly pretty
She ain't exactly small
42-39-56
You could say she's got it all!

AC/DC - Whole Lot of Rosie for the win! LoTR Rosie? Weak sauce.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 12, 2022 08:49 PM (c1mVn)

137 I've never done the butt scope. Just couldn't bring myself to do it. I'm told that I will without any doubt pay for that eventually but that's just me.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 12, 2022 08:49 PM (Xrfse)

138 > Maybe put LOTR beside her name to get the cute images I guess. Dammit woman.

Brave image search gives me the cute NZ actress first, the tatted-up and scary AUS musician second.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2022 08:50 PM (bW8dp)

139 Just finished watching The Chosen. I love that show.

So far, almost 500,000,000 views according to the app.

Posted by: SMH at December 12, 2022 08:50 PM (u9YxO)

140 126 Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2022 08:47 PM (anj39)

as of an hour ago he was alive but in critical condition...

another clotting related cardiac event I am betting.

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2022 08:50 PM (Lzpvj)

141 Dear Diary, today is 8,000 years before the birth of Christ. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at
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Tree gotta have roots.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 12, 2022 08:50 PM (XnG/+)

142 Just read today that the best time for a colonoscopy is first thing in the morning before they get tired of dealing with assholes.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 12, 2022 08:50 PM (eGTCV)

143 RIP Coach Mike Leach. The SEC didn't get to enjoy your personality nearly long enough.
Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 12, 2022 08:37 PM (dGQu9)


Did he die?
Posted by: Diogenes
----------------------

Mississippi State staff tweeted that he'd been moved to hospice and they weren't going to break the news when it happened, but he's been unresponsive since the clot shot stroke and heart attack.

Sorry. "Event"

Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 12, 2022 08:50 PM (dGQu9)

144 Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at December 12, 2022 08:45 PM (lQQ7V)

————-

Hi Dorcus. You know who has bad breath? Your mom. Sorry I fucked her to death.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2022 08:50 PM (u73oe)

145 123: Try New Zealand Sarah McLeod. You get some nice pics of her.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 12, 2022 08:50 PM (sAmhv)

146 >>> 126 RIP Coach Mike Leach. The SEC didn't get to enjoy your personality nearly long enough.
Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 12, 2022 08:37 PM (dGQu9)


Did he die?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2022 08:47 PM (anj39)

Yes.

It wasn't the vaxx.

Posted by: Anthony SCIENCE! Fauci at December 12, 2022 08:50 PM (llON8)

147 > 133 (crosses fingers there are two very different Sarah McLeods)
Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 12, 2022 08:48 PM (dGQu9)

There are.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2022 08:51 PM (bW8dp)

148 I assume ace and others will continue to staff me on such matters by reading the "press" and thus will be able to tell me if "Democratic mega-donor" makes it above paragraph 10 in all the SBF arrest stories.

Try to imagine anything comparable happening with a GOP donor (who, mostly, are enemies of the country and civilization anyway, but that's another subject). Just try.

By paragraph 7, there would be some detail on the massive, massive felonies and frauds committed, after the GOP connection was exhaustively and repetitively laid out.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2022 08:51 PM (OTzUX)

149 136 I’m not afraid of the colonoscopy itself. I’m afraid that I’ll mess up the prep and have to do if all over again.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 12, 2022 08:49 PM (atmen)

Just follow the directions and stay close to the john.

Posted by: Javems at December 12, 2022 08:51 PM (AmoqO)

150 136 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 12, 2022 08:49 PM (atmen)

I did it, it is quite literally "drink this shit your liver out, rinse and repeat" and "don't eat for period x"...

If you did the protocol weekly you would be running the risk of screwing with your necessary digestive bacteria I am betting, but new age Karens know best.

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2022 08:52 PM (Lzpvj)

151 100 In the NYC 1900 photo, the women are all congregated on the sidewalk, whereas the guys are manspreading all in the street
Posted by: kallisto
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NYC wasn't that clean in 1900.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 12, 2022 08:52 PM (XnG/+)

152 Brave image search gives me the cute NZ actress first, the tatted-up and scary AUS musician second.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
--------------

Their jawlines were similar enough in the pictures I glanced at that I thought they were the same. Thank goodness that lovely woman remains a lovely woman.

Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 12, 2022 08:52 PM (dGQu9)

153 > 146 123: Try New Zealand Sarah McLeod. You get some nice pics of her.
Puddleglum

She's definitely aging well.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2022 08:52 PM (bW8dp)

154 136 I’m not afraid of the colonoscopy itself. I’m afraid that I’ll mess up the prep and have to do if all over again.

Do you have a driver?

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 12, 2022 08:52 PM (eGTCV)

155 126. No.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 12, 2022 08:52 PM (ebt2/)

156 I thought Leach was fired from Wazoo because he refused the shot.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 12, 2022 08:52 PM (lCb5x)

157 Writing didn't happen in China until around 2000 BC if I recall correctly.

Posted by: polynikes at December 12, 2022 08:52 PM (dQoNW)

158 > I've never done the butt scope. Just couldn't bring myself to do it. I'm told that I will without any doubt pay for that eventually but that's just me.

Posted by: Notorious BFD


they put you out, send a camera crew up your wazoo, take some pictures, leave, then you wake up-
easy peasy

Posted by: DB at December 12, 2022 08:52 PM (geLO8)

159 Ok, I looked it up and the early elevators were steam powered. In NYC they had only started to be installed a little over twenty years before that picture up top. People were afraid of them but some one built a reliable safety mechanism and started increasing their speed.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 12, 2022 08:52 PM (2oHWb)

160 144 Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 12, 2022 08:50 PM (dGQu9)

Fuck, sorry to hear it.

I was a run and shoot guy more than an air raid fan but he was an enjoyable personality a lot like Glanville.

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2022 08:53 PM (Lzpvj)

161 >>> 83 Some video clips:

NY 1911: https://tinyurl.com/yc2h7wnd
SF 1906: https://tinyurl.com/42zdvwjh
Paris 1890s: https://tinyurl.com/3hamrejd
Moscow 1890s: https://tinyurl.com/3wmvtj8u
People brought to life: https://tinyurl.com/ycks9vwk
Posted by: Lost in Space at December 12, 2022 08:36 PM (c1mVn)

Is that JackStraw at about 4:25 in the Paris vid?

"You call that a boat?! Here's a boat!!!"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 12, 2022 08:53 PM (llON8)

162 WAIT!!! Is this epsteins cell!!!!@@@????

Posted by: SBF at December 12, 2022 08:53 PM (0Qrr3)

163 126 RIP Coach Mike Leach. The SEC didn't get to enjoy your personality nearly long enough.
Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 12, 2022 08:37 PM (dGQu9)


Did he die?
Posted by: Diogenes


A recent search seems to indicate no. He is in a bad way. Critical condition due to a heart attack.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 12, 2022 08:53 PM (sAmhv)

164 It wasn't the vaxx.
Posted by: Anthony SCIENCE! Fauci
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"It's too early to determine what was or was not the cause of his stroke and heart attack, but we can say with 100% absolute certainty that it wasn't the mandatory COVID-19 injection that all Mississippi State staff was required to receive."

Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 12, 2022 08:53 PM (dGQu9)

165 When Morons attack!

https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/
1602275526164598784

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 12, 2022 08:53 PM (Vwz3I)

166 wazoo has several meanings

Posted by: DB at December 12, 2022 08:54 PM (geLO8)

167 150 136 I’m not afraid of the colonoscopy itself. I’m afraid that I’ll mess up the prep and have to do if all over again.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 12, 2022 08:49 PM (atmen)

Just follow the directions and stay close to the john.
Posted by: Javems at December 12, 2022 08:51 PM (AmoqO)

*******

And have plenty of reading material in the bathroom, too. No need to hurry to the bathroom if you're already sitting on the throne catching up on some reading.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 12, 2022 08:54 PM (xxG/v)

168 138 I was on Coumadin, and did the alternative not knowing what it entailed. They don't even put you under for that beauty. The tech told me at the end he would rather roll the dice than do that. At least you get to see your innards in real time. Makes you feel like you're on the Discovery Channel (in between screams of pain).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 12, 2022 08:54 PM (lz5hY)

169 Over/Under on the ancient Chinese library is nothing but recipes for things like bat fried rice and rhino penis powder make happy man.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 12, 2022 08:54 PM (c1mVn)

170 134 Sam Bankman-Fried lawyers up

https://tinyurl.com/mr8yycvd
___

Don't get it.
Posted by: SMH
-------------------------

Better Call Saul.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 12, 2022 08:54 PM (XnG/+)

171 Arkansas animal who raped a 1-year-old baby "mysteriously" found dead in his cell.

Imagine how heartbroken I am by this.

Then imagine even less.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2022 08:55 PM (bW8dp)

172 168 Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 12, 2022 08:54 PM (xxG/v)

You may want to do some Tai-Chi around hour four of the defecatory decatholon....

my ass formed to the shape of the lid.

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2022 08:55 PM (Lzpvj)

173 Anyone know whether if/when Kari Lake's suit wins will they redo the entire election, because they should.

That would make things even better for America (and alongside Brazil about to coup-the-coup, too!)

Posted by: micky at December 12, 2022 08:55 PM (3byMq)

174 Notorious, do some research, but I think the cancer for which colonoscopies are a screening test are highly correlated with family medical history, i.e. genetics.

There's also, I believe, another of those fundamental re-evaluations of the value of colonoscopy screening going on. That is the stats might not point to the sort of leverage believed to exist when these tests became SOP at a certain age.

Because medical science, while often inexcusably slow and inertia-bound, is never settled, unlike some branches of science, such as outlandish hypotheses about the dimly understood system-of-systems (themselves dimly understood) that make up planetary weather, called "climate science".

Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2022 08:55 PM (OTzUX)

175 I’m not afraid of the colonoscopy itself. I’m afraid that I’ll mess up the prep and have to do if all over again.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

When someone failed 'prep' at the VA the would schedule the guy (yes, it was *always* a guy) for an over night stay and the RN was responsible for making sure the appropriate medications were taken at the right times.
Good fun... NOT!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 12, 2022 08:55 PM (JoOl/)

176 RIP Coach Mike Leach. The SEC didn't get to enjoy your personality nearly long enough.
Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 12, 2022 08:37 PM (dGQu9)


Did he die?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2022 08:47 PM

Last report I've seen is that he's in "comfort care" and has been unresponsive since the event. I'm told (from a university employee) that they are still waiting for some family (I'm not sure who, it's been confirmed his children and grandchildren are all at the hospital) to arrive before letting him go. Assistant coaches who were on the road recruiting have been called back to campus, so I'm sure there's a team meeting upcoming soon. I expect a formal announcement tomorrow based on what I was told, but it might happen tonight.

Posted by: Bert G at December 12, 2022 08:56 PM (aCgRi)

177 > Sam Bankman-Fried lawyers up



AoS Stylebook should be amended to read "Sam Bankrupt-Fraud"

Posted by: DB at December 12, 2022 08:56 PM (geLO8)

178 152 100 In the NYC 1900 photo, the women are all congregated on the sidewalk, whereas the guys are manspreading all in the street
Posted by: kallisto
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NYC wasn't that clean in 1900. Posted by: Braenyard

And a 100 years later nothing has changed. I find comfort in consistency.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 12, 2022 08:56 PM (c1mVn)

179 On Insty it says Brinton is no longer an employee of the DOE.

Doesn't mean he isn't an employee of the government any more.

I will be surprised if he isn't made spokesman for DOJ Republican hunting Special Counsel. Or maybe leading up the Hunter Biden witness intimidation squad.

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2022 08:56 PM (pwExq)

180 > Better Call Saul.


Video:

https://tinyurl.com/yeddzz89

It's amazing how much SBF looks like the actor who played Brandon "Badger" Mayhew.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2022 08:57 PM (bW8dp)

181 Hello. Anyone a pilot. Been watching airman clips on youtube

Missing my dad. He worked on their planes long ago. Air Force.

Posted by: Halito at December 12, 2022 08:57 PM (bQL1V)

182 Arkansas animal who raped a 1-year-old baby "mysteriously" found dead in his cell.



Cellmate to the weary Warden: "It was the strangest thing!. . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at December 12, 2022 08:57 PM (qoGsy)

183 Better Call Saul.
Posted by: Braenyard
___

Oh.

Posted by: SMH at December 12, 2022 08:57 PM (u9YxO)

184 > NYC wasn't that clean in 1900. Posted by: Braenyard

Still full of horses, for one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2022 08:57 PM (bW8dp)

185 Mississippi St has a bowl appearance Jan 2

Posted by: DB at December 12, 2022 08:58 PM (geLO8)

186 Also, on the Leach vax angle, speculation has always been that he never got it. He always dodged the question when asked.

Posted by: Bert G at December 12, 2022 08:58 PM (aCgRi)

187 "I wish I had better news at this point, UMMC has transitioned into comfort care measures for Coach Mike Leach. It's essentially hospice care at this point.

I am told he is largely nonresponsive since the cardiac event yesterday morning...We will not be working to break the final story..."

https://tinyurl.com/2zwlkpuk

Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 12, 2022 08:58 PM (dGQu9)

188 Doctor gave me propophyl to put me out for colonoscopy. Said about ten minutes in I woke up and started talking. They put something else in IV to finish job. I'm one of those people not really impacted by opioids. Oh joy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 12, 2022 08:58 PM (+JqVd)

189 > Cellmate to the weary Warden: "It was the strangest thing!. . . "
Posted by: Tonypete at December 12, 2022 08:57 PM (qoGsy)

Someone on Twatter suggested adding some money to his celly's commissary card to show appreciation.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2022 08:58 PM (bW8dp)

190 187 Posted by: Bert G at December 12, 2022 08:58 PM (aCgRi)

Ah I see "if only he had had it....another CUOMO19 victim."

//Ant'Knee in retirement

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2022 08:59 PM (Lzpvj)

191 160 Otis Elevator made the big improvement of having a brake in the event of a cable failure. A friend worked for a manufacturer set up in the old Otis Elevator plant in Erie, PA. They still had the test tower.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 12, 2022 08:59 PM (lz5hY)

192 Mississippi St has a bowl appearance Jan 2

Posted by: DB at December 12, 2022 08:58 PM

I'll be there, cowbell in hand. I was debating going before yesterday. Now I feel like I need to be there.

Posted by: Bert G at December 12, 2022 08:59 PM (aCgRi)

193 Because medical science, while often inexcusably slow and inertia-bound, is never settled, unlike some branches of science, such as outlandish hypotheses about the dimly understood system-of-systems (themselves dimly understood) that make up planetary weather, called "climate science".

Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2022 08:55 PM


A colonoscopy is kind of like when the doctor used to shove his finger up your butt to check your prostate years ago. They have a blood test for that now just like they do for colon cancer. Unless you have family history or some other issues you may want to talk to your doctor to see if a colonoscopy is right for you.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2022 09:01 PM (uNylN)

194 Also, on the Leach vax angle, speculation has always been that he never got it. He always dodged the question when asked.
Posted by: Bert G
---------------

All State employees were required to receive it.

From an earlier thread: President Joe Biden’s order only applies to schools with federal contracts worth $250,000 or more.

(State's) BOARD AMENDS DIRECTIVE TO ALLOW COMPLIANCE WITH BIDEN EXECUTIVE ORDER
10/25/2021 - Jackson, Miss.

https://tinyurl.com/2zc4w3gh

Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 12, 2022 09:01 PM (dGQu9)

195 189 Doctor gave me propophyl to put me out for colonoscopy. Said about ten minutes in I woke up and started talking. They put something else in IV to finish job. I'm one of those people not really impacted by opioids. Oh joy
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 12, 2022 08:58 PM (+JqVd)

I believe Smell the Glove is the actual nic here. Which makes this really ironic.

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2022 09:01 PM (pwExq)

196 Afghanistan's Taliban displays pallets of cash received for 'humanitarian aid'

Posted by: DB at December 12, 2022 09:02 PM (geLO8)

197 you may want to talk to your doctor to see if a colonoscopy is right for you

Pass. Butt stuff is always good.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at December 12, 2022 09:02 PM (Xrfse)

198 All State employees were required to receive it.

Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 12, 2022 09:01 PM



Yeah, but there's "state employees" and then there's "SEC football coaches".

Posted by: Bert G at December 12, 2022 09:02 PM (aCgRi)

199 Had an MRI of the GI tract this morning that required the same prep as a colonoscopy. Yesterday sucked. Got there this morning and they said they had to reschedule. I was not a happy Duke. Lady chases me down as I was leaving and says they can do it today.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2022 09:02 PM (u73oe)

200 It's amazing how much SBF looks like the actor who played Brandon "Badger" Mayhew.
---------------
Great! Now I'm hungry for Combos that I haven't had in, probably, 6 months!

[Not that Combo and Badger were the same guys.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 12, 2022 09:03 PM (Vwz3I)

201 I suspect Leach dodged the question because it was the easiest thing to do. He was a heck of a personality, but it would be tough to walk away from a multimillion dollar job.

But all State staff was required to get the shot. Biden required it. The link was posted above, no ifs, ands, or buts.

Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 12, 2022 09:03 PM (dGQu9)

202 Lady chases me down as I was leaving and says they can do it today.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2022 09:02 PM (u73oe)

Talk about your good news bad news.

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2022 09:04 PM (pwExq)

203 155 Yes, my lovely wife will be my driver.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 12, 2022 09:04 PM (atmen)

204 >> The New York times reported that the charges include wire fraud, wire fraud conspiracy, securities fraud, securities fraud conspiracy, and money laundering

They really don't want SBF talking.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2022 09:04 PM (ZLI7S)

205 Coach Leach lived off campus while at Washington State. He would walk to his office nearly every day. Always friendly, approachable and great with those who just said hi. Just a very popular guy. He was missed when he left for Mississippi.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2022 09:04 PM (anj39)

206 Yes, my lovely wife will be my driver.

Best to you. Hope it goes well.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 12, 2022 09:05 PM (Xrfse)

207 . I was not a happy Duke. Lady chases me down as I was leaving and says they can do it today.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

So you dodged a bullet, congrats.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 12, 2022 09:05 PM (JoOl/)

208 In other news John Fetterman was named one of the most stylish people for 2022.

The end is not near. It is here.

Plan accordingly. I suggest khakis, those shirts with the alligators, and penny loafers. Having a few Dad jokes down cold is also suggested.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 12, 2022 09:06 PM (c1mVn)

209 205 Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2022 09:04 PM (ZLI7S)

If his idiot act is not an act he will happily explain that he took client money and handed it to democrats en mass.

While they LOVE spiking the football on their corruption that might be a bridge too far even for CNBC et al.

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2022 09:06 PM (Lzpvj)

210 Love turn of the century pics and vids of old cities. Not much less congested than today it seems.

Posted by: dartist at December 12, 2022 09:06 PM (9X/y4)

211 A colonoscopy is kind of like when the doctor used to shove his finger up your butt to check your prostate years ago. They have a blood test for that now just like they do for colon cancer. Unless you have family history or some other issues you may want to talk to your doctor to see if a colonoscopy is right for you.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2022 09:01 PM (uNylN)


Ahhh...years ago???

Checking for a friend.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2022 09:07 PM (anj39)

212 Propofol isn't an opioid. It has to be introduced intermittently. At some point it's usually mixed with fentanyl.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 12, 2022 09:07 PM (XnG/+)

213 Odds that they're getting Epstein's old cell all spruced up for SBF?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2022 09:07 PM (bW8dp)

214 Eggs a th

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 12, 2022 09:07 PM (c1mVn)

215 Propofol (AKA Diprovan)?

Best $3000 nap I ever had. Shame about the prep, though.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 12, 2022 09:09 PM (ZSK0i)

216 Trying again.

Eggs at the Las Cruces' Walmart were $4.65/dozen. Build Back Better in action.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 12, 2022 09:09 PM (c1mVn)

217 Rectal palpation checks for any change in size or shape of the prostate and a serum fecal test. If your Doc doesn't do it get another doc.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 12, 2022 09:09 PM (XnG/+)

218 >They have a blood test for that now just like they do for colon cancer.

My first physical in several years, all I had on my mind was two nasty items, prostate and testes, that ended up not happening at all. It's no longer SOP for legit reasons. I finished and walked out.

Waddled really. With my back to the wall and scanning the room.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 12, 2022 09:10 PM (ybIRR)

219 4 Shouldn't that ancient water cistern be filled with...water?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2022 07:33 PM (uNylN)

That's what I thought.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at December 12, 2022 09:10 PM (Rbu5d)

220 The great thing about getting back into retro gaming is discovering games you have never heard of.

Playing an amazing game called Gunbarich that is a cross between Arkanoid, Space Invaders and pinball.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 12, 2022 09:10 PM (up/3i)

221 Eggs a th
Posted by: Lost in Space at December 12, 2022 09:07 PM (c1mVn)

———-

They got Lost in Space!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2022 09:10 PM (u73oe)

222 Odds that they're getting Epstein's old cell all spruced up for SBF?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2022 09:07 PM (bW8dp)
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The camera malfunctions being scheduled as we speak.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2022 09:10 PM (OaZlZ)

223 214 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2022 09:07 PM (bW8dp)

I doubt it, the kid is donkey finance royalty....

Dad is a connected tax lawyer, mom is a lawyer who is a donk activist 24/7...

they only have two spawn so convincing them to give up the oldest may be hard and they both know where the bodies are buried.

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2022 09:11 PM (Lzpvj)

224 DENVER (KDVR) — Lauren Boebert’s reelection victory in the 3rd Congressional District is official.

A mandatory recount is complete, cementing Boebert’s win over challenger Adam Frisch in a race separated by just around 550 votes.

Posted by: DB at December 12, 2022 09:11 PM (geLO8)

225 This is dated 5 Dec 2022, last week.
Former boyfriend arrested this week.
Coinkidink?

Alameda's Caroline Ellison Spotted In NY Amid Speculation She Is About To Roll On SBF After Hiring Iconic Clinton Lawyer

https://tinyurl.com/3f2snyf8

Posted by: SMH at December 12, 2022 09:11 PM (u9YxO)

226 Post

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2022 09:11 PM (0Qrr3)

227 If they try to give you a "George Floyd dose" just take half and save the rest for tomorrow.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 12, 2022 09:11 PM (ybIRR)

228 Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2022 09:01
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So, if they have a blood test for colon cancer does that mean that polyps aren't an indicator for cancer?

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 12, 2022 09:12 PM (B7tlV)

229 226 Posted by: SMH at December 12, 2022 09:11 PM (u9YxO)

Yeah the ugly gal has been talking to the Feds rather than the media....

my spidey sense tells me she will get hurt more than him if she speaks to "the wrong agent*"

*a non-democrat agent

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2022 09:13 PM (Lzpvj)

230 A mandatory recount is complete, cementing Boebert’s win over challenger Adam Frisch in a race separated by just around 550 votes.
Posted by: DB

Glad to here that. She's my critter.

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2022 09:13 PM (ZEa+g)

231 I saw Rectal Palpation and the Prostates in 1983. Their big hit, Serum Fecal Test, was a drug inspired homage to Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 12, 2022 09:13 PM (c1mVn)

232 >>> A mandatory recount is complete, cementing Boebert’s win over challenger Adam Frisch in a race separated by just around 550 votes.
Posted by: DB
------------------

Just one more Buick would have done the trick.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 12, 2022 09:13 PM (XnG/+)

233 Eggs a th
Posted by: Lost in Space at December 12, 2022 09:07 PM (c1mVn)

———-

They got Lost in Space!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2022 09:10 PM (u73oe)
***

Looks like he put up a fight.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2022 09:14 PM (anj39)

234 Post
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2022 09:11 PM (0Qrr3)
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Reply.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2022 09:14 PM (OaZlZ)

235 Eggs a th
Posted by: Lost in Space

They got Lost in Space!
Posted by: Duke Lowell

For the Win!

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 12, 2022 09:14 PM (c1mVn)

236 Prober and The Polyps would be a good name for a gay punk band.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2022 09:14 PM (bW8dp)

237 @214

>>Odds that they're getting Epstein's old cell all spruced up for SBF?

They're in the process of closing the prison where he certainly didn't kill himself.

So, that's how the Deep State deals with problems, first you whack the target then you make the taxpayers pay to shutter the crime scene.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 12, 2022 09:14 PM (up/3i)

238 > Yeah the ugly gal has been talking to the Feds rather than the media....

Yeah, I still can't figure that one out.

Because if I had $8 billion, I'm pretty sure I could pull something better than that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2022 09:15 PM (bW8dp)

239 > So, that's how the Deep State deals with problems, first you whack the target then you make the taxpayers pay to shutter the crime scene.

Don't forget the mysterious fire on Pedo Island.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2022 09:15 PM (bW8dp)

240 217 they are $9 for 18 at our Publix in AL. It’s insane.

Posted by: Piper at December 12, 2022 09:16 PM (ZdaMQ)

241 Eggs a th
Posted by: Lost in Space at December 12, 2022 09:07 PM (c1mVn)

———-

They got Lost in Space!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2022 09:10 PM (u73oe).
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The tendrils of Eggsathoth are long.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2022 09:16 PM (OaZlZ)

242 237 Prober and The Polyps would be a good name for a gay punk band.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2022 09:14 PM (bW8dp)
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Adult escort, Polyps Galore

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 12, 2022 09:17 PM (XnG/+)

243 Look at the front page of Fox News site

Posted by: DB at December 12, 2022 09:17 PM (geLO8)

244 Rectal Palpation and the Prostates
---------------
They did "Finger Bang" didn't they??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 12, 2022 09:17 PM (Vwz3I)

245 So, if they have a blood test for colon cancer does that mean that polyps aren't an indicator for cancer?
Posted by: olddog in mo
___

According to popular medical literature, they can be precancerous indicators.
I had a FITT test earlier, and it came back negative, so no colonoscopy this year, though I had my one and only back in 2020, and they had to remove some polyps.

Posted by: SMH at December 12, 2022 09:17 PM (u9YxO)

246 Article on ancient scrolls says:

1) Monastery containing scrolls built in 1073. (Where were they kept for 9000 years then?)

2) Ancient writings expert says they are definitely not that old because the earliest writings are no earlier than 3400 BC (I guess that proves it then)
https://tinyurl.com/v6fv9hev

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 12, 2022 09:17 PM (roH4R)

247 a harrowing juxtaposition of photos

Posted by: DB at December 12, 2022 09:17 PM (geLO8)

248 Look at the front page of Fox News site
Posted by: DB at December 12, 2022 09:17 PM (geLO

—————

You’re not my supervisor!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2022 09:17 PM (u73oe)

249 >>> 244 Look at the front page of Fox News site
Posted by: DB at December 12, 2022 09:17 PM (geLO

You're not the boss of me.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 12, 2022 09:18 PM (llON8)

250 You do not have a post.

Posted by: ZORK at December 12, 2022 09:18 PM (Vwz3I)

251 Pegasus is light in the loafers if you know what I mean.
Posted by: MkY at December 12, 2022 08:28 PM (cPGH3)


Hercules has a little dick!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2022 09:18 PM (anj39)

252 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 12, 2022 09:18 PM (llON

—————

Horde mind

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2022 09:18 PM (u73oe)

253 Greetings:

Broad Street south of Wall ???

Posted by: 11B40 at December 12, 2022 09:19 PM (uuklp)

254 103

'Worse part was the prep... The liquid is vile!!! Take the pill option.'

I had it a couple of months ago. The liquid is indeed vile but I masked the taste with Gatorade. It's doable.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 12, 2022 09:21 PM (roH4R)

255 Post
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2022 09:11 PM (0Qrr3)
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Reply.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2022 09:14 PM (OaZlZ)

Rebuttal.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 12, 2022 09:21 PM (ZSK0i)

256 I had a FITT test ...
Posted by: SMH
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That's a good name for it.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 12, 2022 09:21 PM (XnG/+)

257 I love the pic pf NYC from back in the day.

Reminds me of my old boss, who had a framed photo of Fort Collins back around 1914. A friend of his was visiting, and was looking at the photo, then he turns to my boss and asks, "which one are you?"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at December 12, 2022 09:24 PM (UQUAY)

258 >Post
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2022 09:11 PM (0Qrr3)
---
Reply.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2022 09:14 PM (OaZlZ)

Rebuttal.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent


Condescending and ill-conceived non sequitur

Posted by: DB at December 12, 2022 09:24 PM (geLO8)

259 Post
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2022 09:11 PM (0Qrr3)
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Reply.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2022 09:14 PM (OaZlZ)

Rebuttal.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

Duel.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 12, 2022 09:24 PM (JoOl/)

260 My first colonoscopy the kid practicing on me at the VA didn't seal off the polyp he cut out and I ended up taking 7 units of blood and 5 days in the ER. No more for uncle dartist.

Posted by: dartist at December 12, 2022 09:24 PM (9X/y4)

261 Posted by: DB
------------------

You straightened that out.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 12, 2022 09:25 PM (XnG/+)

262 Thank you, Notorious.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 12, 2022 09:25 PM (atmen)

263 Can't say I blame you, dartist.

I thank God I had no issues with mine.

But the odds of me ever setting foot in another VA for any reason now is between nil and never.

Posted by: SMH at December 12, 2022 09:26 PM (u9YxO)

264 Bankman-Fried must have cost some high ranking crooks some serious cash.

Posted by: davidt at December 12, 2022 09:27 PM (SYTee)

265 I am in a mood, so I am listening to Dimmu Borgir.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at December 12, 2022 09:27 PM (UQUAY)

266 I don't know what I'm doing
this is pretty much my only interaction with people

Posted by: DB at December 12, 2022 09:27 PM (geLO8)

267 Bankman-Fried must have cost some high ranking crooks some serious cash.
Posted by: davidt
___

He stole from Tom Brady, among others.

Posted by: SMH at December 12, 2022 09:28 PM (1+5Xl)

268 nil and never.
Posted by: SMH
-----------------------

grrrr

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 12, 2022 09:29 PM (XnG/+)

269 But the odds of me ever setting foot in another VA for any reason now is between nil and never.
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You never know who is working on you when you're knocked out.

Posted by: dartist at December 12, 2022 09:29 PM (9X/y4)

270 >Post
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2022 09:11 PM (0Qrr3)
---
Reply.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2022 09:14 PM (OaZlZ)

Rebuttal.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

Condescending and ill-conceived non sequitur
Posted by: DB at December 12, 2022 09:24 PM (geLO
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Petty snipe

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2022 09:31 PM (OaZlZ)

271 182
'Missing my dad.'

Not a pilot but I miss my dad too. Cherish your memories.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 12, 2022 09:31 PM (roH4R)

272 Dimmu Borgir's set with the Czech orchestra at Wacken was outstanding.

I've been asked before, doesn't metal music get you tense and agitated.

Nope. It relaxes me. I am in a way more better mood right now.

It's friggin' pop music that gets me all het up. Stoopit mixes and auto-tune.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at December 12, 2022 09:32 PM (UQUAY)

273 My first one they were adjusting the monitor and joking, I joined the conversation, they went silent... Lights Out.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 12, 2022 09:32 PM (XnG/+)

274 Wendy Peffercorn @SandLot84 · 4h
According to federal sentencing guidelines, if you account for all of today’s developments, it looks like SBF is looking at *checks notes* 612,000 years in prison.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 12, 2022 09:34 PM (Vwz3I)

275 You never know who is working on you when you're knocked out.
Posted by: dartist
___

I know.

The surgeon that worked on my back, I trusted (old white guy). This was in early 2021.

The VA in St. Louis is fully Woke now...so no, I have no desire to subject myself to their...care.

Posted by: SMH at December 12, 2022 09:35 PM (1+5Xl)

276 239 > Yeah the ugly gal has been talking to the Feds rather than the media....
Yeah, I still can't figure that one out.
Because if I had $8 billion, I'm pretty sure I could pull something better than that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2022 09:15 PM
Maybe she has developed a certain set of skills?

Posted by: Eromero at December 12, 2022 09:35 PM (0OP+5)

277 206
'John Fetterman was named one of the most stylish people for 2022.'

They can lacquer that turd with as much chocolate icing as they want, it will still be a turd.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 12, 2022 09:36 PM (roH4R)

278 218
'Rectal palpation checks for any change in size or shape of the prostate and a serum fecal test. If your Doc doesn't do it get another doc.'

Oh Honey I couldn't agree more.

Posted by: 'Dogboy' Brinton at December 12, 2022 09:39 PM (roH4R)

279 Looks like Musk has the media and White House set up nicely for the Twitter-COVID dump.

Posted by: Caliban at December 12, 2022 09:39 PM (ni2c1)

280 It's a little early to be punching F5.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 12, 2022 09:39 PM (XnG/+)

281 Because if I had $8 billion, I'm pretty sure I could pull something better than that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2022 09:15 PM
Maybe she has developed a certain set of skills?
-
Gamma radiation turns her hot?

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2022 09:40 PM (kOpft)

282 SBFs attorney: Yeah sure, go ahead and talk to the media. What’s the worst that could hap

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2022 09:41 PM (u73oe)

283 278 206
'John Fetterman was named one of the most stylish people for 2022.'

They can lacquer that turd with as much chocolate icing as they want, it will still be a turd.
Posted by: Dr. Claw


They are trying so hard to make this broken brained mediocrity a thing. Meh. They'll probably succeed. Our culture is rotted husk.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 12, 2022 09:42 PM (sAmhv)

284 I am in a mood, so I am listening to Dimmu Borgir.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

What is the mysterious Dimmu Borgir? Hobbits? Orks? Why I will ask the all knowing Spotify....shouting "holy hell" I ran for cover behind the couch.

In other news: the following button has been pushed. Its Christmas, so why not?

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 12, 2022 09:42 PM (c1mVn)

285 Years ago they bent you over a table that hinged in the middle and a nurse patted you on the back while they shoved an 18" long device that looked like a funnel with an eyepiece on the end, called a rigid sigmoidoscope, up you butt. Dr. wasn't too happy either.

The instrument > https://tinyurl.com/yckndtft

Posted by: Javems at December 12, 2022 09:43 PM (AmoqO)

286 I am in a mood, so I am listening to Dimmu Borgir.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at December 12, 2022 09:27 PM (UQUAY)

Similarly, with Badalamente passing, I'm running a number of Cruise/Badalamente/Lynch pieces.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 12, 2022 09:43 PM (ZSK0i)

287 John Fetterman is stylish in the same way Michele Obama is glamorous.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2022 09:43 PM (u73oe)

288 280 Looks like Musk has the media and White House set up nicely for the Twitter-COVID dump.
Posted by: Caliban at December 12, 2022 09:39 PM (ni2c1)

I think he's got about 10 years of dirt on techlords poisoning Western culture for the lulz. This is way bigger than one crappy president's dubious rise to power.

Posted by: CppThis at December 12, 2022 09:44 PM (UewuT)

289 Getting back into gaming has so far been interesting as you discover a lot you didn't know and go down rabbit holes.

One of my favorite games was Defender of The Crown on The Amiga, when Cinemaware went bankrupt the two principles purchased the naming rights and set up a company and produced a sequel called, Robin Hood: Defender of The Crown for the PlayStation 2.

It's alright but just that.

Proving that while gaming systems get more powerful and graphically capable, there is magic in those older games that simply cannot be duplicated.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 12, 2022 09:45 PM (up/3i)

290 286 Years ago they bent you over a table that hinged in the middle and a nurse patted you on the back while they shoved an 18" long device that looked like a funnel with an eyepiece on the end, called a rigid sigmoidoscope, up you butt. ...

The instrument > https://tinyurl.com/yckndtft
Posted by: Javems
---------------------------

Then the nurse tweeked your cheek and said,
Good Boy.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 12, 2022 09:46 PM (XnG/+)

291 Fetterman - and Biden - are pretty representative of much of America.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2022 09:47 PM (OTzUX)

292 I hate those clickbait things on the start-up page.

"Artists who dropped dead on stage" the pic had Dimebag Darryl.

Yeah. He was fucking murdered. Fuck you, internet. Fucking fuck you!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at December 12, 2022 09:47 PM (UQUAY)

293 John Fetterman is stylish in the same way Michele Obama is glamorous. Posted by: Duke Lowell

And like Joe Biden is a cognitive powerhouse and inspiring public orator.

The end is not near. It is here. I suggest wearing a fetish puppy dog mask and getting a colonoscopy to pass the time during the apocalypse.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 12, 2022 09:48 PM (c1mVn)

294 John Fetterman is stylish in the same way Michele Obama is glamorous.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2022 09:43 PM (u73oe)

Mike prolly has a bigger dick, though.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at December 12, 2022 09:48 PM (UQUAY)

295 295 John Fetterman is stylish in the same way Michele Obama is glamorous.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2022 09:43 PM (u73oe)

Mike prolly has a bigger dick, though.

Posted by: Pug Mahon

My lump is bigger than his

Posted by: Big Mike at December 12, 2022 09:50 PM (SYTee)

296 Mike prolly has a bigger dick, though.

It's a goiter!!!

Posted by: Big Mike at December 12, 2022 09:51 PM (Xrfse)

297 Fetterman has an Ernest Borgnine leading man air to him.

Oh, and the proper technique is to butter up a piece of cracker or hard cheese with the stickiest peanut butter you can find, when the dog opens its mouth you stick it to the roof of its mouth then sit back and be entertained.

Posted by: JEM at December 12, 2022 09:52 PM (8erNz)

298 Goodnight, All,

I have a long couple of days ahead of me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 12, 2022 09:52 PM (atmen)

299 Let me see if I understand this correctly. You are saying fusion has as much chance as solar and windmills at supplying the energy to run the modern world and if I doubt any of this, I am a white supremacist?

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 12, 2022 09:53 PM (c1mVn)

300 Good early evening, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2022 09:54 PM (tkR6S)

301 Then the nurse tweeked your cheek and said,
Good Boy.
Posted by: Braenyard

Or possibly something fleshier replaced it and a sonorous voice said "This will only take a couple minutes"

Posted by: JEM at December 12, 2022 09:54 PM (8erNz)

302
The VA in St. Louis is fully Woke now...so no, I have no desire to subject myself to their...care.
Posted by: SMH

VA in Birmingham, same problem. i'm going to an old white dude for my 10 year service interval even though i'm service connected for a broken shitter.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 12, 2022 09:55 PM (3CCua)

303 Fusion would be great if they could get it to work, but that's kind of a big if. Unlike wind/solar it would be on all the time, not just when the weather is nice.

Posted by: CppThis at December 12, 2022 09:56 PM (UewuT)

304 VA in Birmingham, same problem. i'm going to an old white dude for my 10 year service interval even though i'm service connected for a broken shitter.
Posted by: BifBewalski
___

Can't afford anything but the VA, so...

Rely on the Lord, it is.

Posted by: SMH at December 12, 2022 09:57 PM (1+5Xl)

305 Fetterman has an Ernest Borgnine leading man air to him. Posted by: JEM

Borgnine lived into his 90s and he once shared his secret to a long life on national TV.

https://tinyurl.com/y82kvm4z

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 12, 2022 09:57 PM (c1mVn)

306 Then the nurse tweeked your cheek and said,
Good Boy.
----
Or slapped your ass and called you Nancy, lol

Posted by: dartist at December 12, 2022 09:57 PM (9X/y4)

307 Then the nurse tweeked your cheek and said,
Good Boy.
Posted by: Braenyard

Or possibly something fleshier replaced it and a sonorous voice said "This will only take a couple minutes"

Posted by: JEM at December 12, 2022 09:54 PM (8erNz)

Or the infamous, "You might feel a little discomfort".

Posted by: Javems at December 12, 2022 09:57 PM (AmoqO)

308 "You know, it's not unusual for a man to become sexually aroused during this procedure," the doctor said.

"Not me, Doc, I'm strictly hetero."

"I wasn't talking about you."

Posted by: davidt at December 12, 2022 09:58 PM (SYTee)

309 BifBewalski, pro tip. At a certain time, you will know it, just take your tablet or what ever you prefer and sit on the throne.
Forget about running back and forth and you know, cleaning up.

_Vaseline is your friend.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 12, 2022 09:58 PM (XnG/+)

310 300 Let me see if I understand this correctly. You are saying fusion has as much chance as solar and windmills at supplying the energy to run the modern world and if I doubt any of this, I am a white supremacist?
Posted by: Lost in Space


Almost. You're a white supremacist because you're white. Racist!

Posted by: Democrat SJW at December 12, 2022 09:58 PM (sAmhv)

311 275 Wendy Peffercorn @SandLot84 · 4h
According to federal sentencing guidelines, if you account for all of today’s developments, it looks like SBF is looking at *checks notes* 612,000 years in prison.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 12, 2022 09:34 PM (Vwz3I)

**********

*checks Eruption schedule*

*nods approvingly*

Posted by: Yellowstone Super Volcano at December 12, 2022 10:00 PM (xxG/v)

312 _Vaseline is your friend.

Eh, that's old school.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at December 12, 2022 10:00 PM (Xrfse)

313 Day Before Congressional Testimony, Sam Bankman-Fried Arrested in the Bahamas Awaiting Extradition Request from U.S. DOJ

https://tinyurl.com/4chezydu

Posted by: SMH at December 12, 2022 10:00 PM (1+5Xl)

314 Maybe she has developed a certain set of skills.

C'mon, she looks like she was made at a meat-packing plant by compressing busted pork rectums into a human-shaped mold. Surely one could find someone who has the same skills but does not look like discarded meat scraps.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 12, 2022 10:01 PM (KFhLj)

315 Day Before Congressional Testimony, Sam Bankman-Fried Arrested in the Bahamas Awaiting Extradition Request from U.S. DOJ

https://tinyurl.com/4chezydu
Posted by: SMH [/.i]

In government corruption, timing is everything!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 12, 2022 10:02 PM (hOUT3)

316 from U.S. DOJ

https://tinyurl.com/4chezydu
Posted by: SMH
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That kid is a blabbermouth, they don't want him preening before congress.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 12, 2022 10:02 PM (XnG/+)

317 When I was a freshman in high school I did a research paper on fusion. The potential was amazing, the reality was far less amazing. To put it simply (keep in mind I was a high school freshman) containing the heat was a huge problem. The energy produced was enormous. Like, orders of magnitude enormous. But there was no way to practically contain it. I actually got a pretty good grade for my paper for pointing that out.

Not bad for a left-handed artist and metalhead.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at December 12, 2022 10:03 PM (UQUAY)

318 g news g ont

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 12, 2022 10:04 PM (XnG/+)

319 I've been rewatching the classic "I, Claudius" from the '70s. It holds up very well indeed.

It struck me that the Julio-Claudian family were basically the Bidens/Clintons/Obamas of their time, except with about 20-30 extra IQ points.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2022 10:04 PM (bW8dp)

320 Fusion: where science fiction runs into real science.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 12, 2022 10:06 PM (c1mVn)

321 “We know that they are lying, they know that they are lying, they even know that we know they are lying, we also know that they know we know they are lying too, they of course know that we certainly know they know we know they are lying too as well, but they are still lying.
In our country, the lie has become not just moral category, but the pillar industry of this country.”
― Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Posted by: SMH at December 12, 2022 10:06 PM (1+5Xl)

322 NOOD. ONT. NOW.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 12, 2022 10:06 PM (c1mVn)

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Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 12, 2022 10:08 PM (hOUT3)

324 Googled to check out the Tibet library post - very 1st result says 10k is unlikely to be true. Oldest known writing elsewhere is 5.5k.

Personally, I'd expect to see listed at least one additional, previous unknown language listed as discovered, few living languages remain unchanged for 5 millennia.

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