I Want To Nominate This ONT To My Reformed Orthodox Rabbi, Bill Clinton

Howdy Horde! Friday night! Sit back, relax, pop open a cold one and bathe in the warm waters of meme madness!

Speaking of madness, I think I see a problem here.

Pitch: A ripoff of Pokémon, but with machine guns and chattel slavery!

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Maybe CBD can cover this ancient Chinese cooking method in a food thread

Does Elon take requests?

How to impress a pretty girl

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Cute story

Spider cat

The coolest guy in baseball

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Even better than the catch was the guy to his right who scrambles and dives toward the exact spot where the bat was going to hit.

Yinzers

There's a lot to unpack here

Close call

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I had to slow it down to see exactly what happened. The truck hits the car and knocks it far enough that the bike goes right between the two.

It pays to increase your word power

The science is settled

”Be back in a bit, I'm going down to the fair to get me a wife”

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Ryan Reynolds is a pretty funny guy

I feel ya sister

Feed me Seymour!

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According to the Daily Mail the guy survived.

Super size me

This is me

Fido Friday: Saved from the dog chopper!

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Not sure if this is a warning sign or an advertisement

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by a cylinder:

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1 rd

Posted by: Zettai at December 09, 2022 10:00 PM (qeQdo)

2 Sponge?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2022 10:00 PM (W8+60)

3 So we meet again, my Weird friend!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 09, 2022 10:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

4 Thunk!

Posted by: lin-duh at December 09, 2022 10:00 PM (UUBmN)

5 3460

Posted by: Ciampino - some real fascists down under at December 09, 2022 10:00 PM (qfLjt)

6 Whoa! Contenty!

Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2022 10:01 PM (qoGsy)

7 There will be boobs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:02 PM (9qSw/)

8 Hola horde!

Posted by: CA Token at December 09, 2022 10:02 PM (2+yws)

9 Lots to go through before ending right back here...

Posted by: Theodore at December 09, 2022 10:04 PM (pGonq)

10 Good evening, what a week.

Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at December 09, 2022 10:04 PM (Yr4Df)

11 Well, I'm stuck in an airport lounge waiting on a late flight on my way back from Denver. Charlotte International. Not home, but at least I'm back in the South. I can see and hear Americans here, instead of just foreigners and/or Communist pigdogs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2022 10:04 PM (rXdKG)

12 Regarding that last item about some imbecile getting his dick stuck in an M&M tube filled with mashed potatoes and mashed bananas? Go to the ER. I'm sure they've seen it before.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 09, 2022 10:04 PM (0Htd1)

13 The ER people will just be relieved it's not up his ass.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 09, 2022 10:05 PM (0Htd1)

14
*strolls in casually*

Anything happen today?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2022 10:05 PM (MoZTd)

15

Our Gracious Host has presented us with a veritable abundanza of content this evening

Posted by: Zettai at December 09, 2022 10:05 PM (4mhlg)

16 Regarding that last item about some imbecile getting his dick stuck in an M&M tube filled with mashed potatoes and mashed bananas? Go to the ER. I'm sure they've seen it before.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 09, 2022 10:04 PM (0Htd1)
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And if they haven't seen it before, they can always use a good laugh to get them through a long night...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 09, 2022 10:05 PM (BpYfr)

17 12 Regarding that last item about some imbecile getting his dick stuck in an M&M tube filled with mashed potatoes and mashed bananas? Go to the ER. I'm sure they've seen it before.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 09, 2022 10:04 PM (0Htd1)
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They've seen it in somebody's rectum!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 09, 2022 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

18 Long Cylinder is the new Long Cat.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 09, 2022 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

19 Good evening. No sun here in 3 days and it's getting depressing.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 09, 2022 10:07 PM (nxdel)

20 Just because you stick a spider in a cat costume doesn't make it cute.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 09, 2022 10:07 PM (BpYfr)

21 Regarding that last item about some imbecile getting his dick stuck in an M&M tube filled with mashed potatoes and mashed bananas? Go to the ER. I'm sure they've seen it before.
Posted by: nerdygirl

It's not that this oversexed genius stuck his pene in the damn M&M tube that I find hilarious - we've all been this close to similar shenanigans. It's that he posted his dilemma and is asking for advice.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2022 10:08 PM (qoGsy)

22 Wait. Everybody but me has a vivid and complex life?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2022 10:08 PM (FVME7)

23 It's not that this oversexed genius stuck his pene in the damn M&M tube that I find hilarious - we've all been this close to similar shenanigans. It's that he posted his dilemma and is asking for advice.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2022 10:08 PM (qoGsy)
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Hmmm. Sounds like there is an interesting story in there somewhere...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 09, 2022 10:09 PM (BpYfr)

24 Wait. You can rope a wife??

Why has no one told me this??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:09 PM (9qSw/)

25 12 Regarding that last item about some imbecile getting his dick stuck in an M&M tube filled with mashed potatoes and mashed bananas? Go to the ER. I'm sure they've seen it before.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 09, 2022 10:04 PM (0Htd1

It's not a penis. It's a cylinder.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:10 PM (9qSw/)

26 It's not that this oversexed genius stuck his pene in the damn M&M tube that I find hilarious - we've all been this close to similar shenanigans. It's that he posted his dilemma and is asking for advice.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2022 10:08 PM (qoGsy)
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If he got it stuck in a Pringles can, it might be less embarrassing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 09, 2022 10:10 PM (Dc2NZ)

27 Oooo, I know the feeling of vellichor well.

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 09, 2022 10:11 PM (ftFVW)

28 22 Wait. Everybody but me has a vivid and complex life?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2022 10:08 PM (FVME7)

Those bastards!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 09, 2022 10:11 PM (eYoxG)

29 Guys, I should not have to say this. But ...

Don't stick your dick in strange, non-living places.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 09, 2022 10:11 PM (u82oZ)

30 It's not that this oversexed genius stuck his pene in the damn M&M tube that I find hilarious - we've all been this close to similar shenanigans. It's that he posted his dilemma and is asking for advice.

I await comment by Paolo on a similar problem, but with a 12" Dobsonian tube.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2022 10:12 PM (eOEVl)

31 Lets not start sticking each other's cylinders in MandM tubes just yet.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at December 09, 2022 10:12 PM (oTZbj)

32 I liked the meme, "I went to Target wearing a red shirt and long story short I'm covering for Debbie on Saturday."

The Mountain Dew thing probably happens next week.

Posted by: Holy Crap at December 09, 2022 10:12 PM (glGDV)

33 That pirate treasure in a sand-box is a great story.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 09, 2022 10:12 PM (u82oZ)

34
Wait. Everybody but me has a vivid and complex life?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice

___________

Mine is of stultifying dullness, occasionally punctuated by episodes of acute shame and embarrassment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2022 10:12 PM (MoZTd)

35 If he got it stuck in a Pringles can, it might be less embarrassing.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 09, 2022 10:10 PM (Dc2NZ)
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It would certainly be more impressive...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 09, 2022 10:12 PM (BpYfr)

36 I'm watching "Damnation Alley". I remember seeing this in the theater with Dad and both of us laffing at the bad special effects (giant post-apocalyptic scorpions and cockroaches, clearly just clumsily enlarged bugs and/or rubber critters).

This was 1977, the same year as "Star Wars". Think on that. We hate on Lucas now, but he ushered in a baseline for realistic effects.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 09, 2022 10:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

37 If he got it stuck in a Pringles can, it might be less embarrassing.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 09, 2022 10:10 PM (Dc2NZ

I'd walk that shit right into the ER with a smile on my face.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:12 PM (9qSw/)

38 good evening horde

Posted by: wing at December 09, 2022 10:12 PM (PlW9M)

39 If Joyce is 58 now, she would have been 3 when she abducted the Mormon missionary in 1977?

Posted by: EveR at December 09, 2022 10:13 PM (MUpk6)

40 While there are a million stories like this, this one was interesting enough to be published in a medical journal.

"Scrotum Self-Repair", by William A. Morton, Jr. MD. "Medical Aspects of Human Sexuality", July 1991.

https://tinyurl.com/mt6rrf3b

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 10:13 PM (bW8dp)

41 The coolest guy in baseball

First time seeing that. Awesome. Dude is a badass.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 09, 2022 10:14 PM (Xrfse)

42 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) \

Getting some strange is bad enough, but the no-living part is outright weird

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 09, 2022 10:14 PM (hOUT3)

43 > I'd walk that shit right into the ER with a smile on my face.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:12 PM (9qSw/)

"If my erection lasts more than four hours, I won't just call the doctor. I'll be calling *everybody*.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 10:14 PM (bW8dp)

44 I'd walk that shit right into the ER with a smile on my face.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

ER Physician - "Listen Pal, you don't have to tell me what happened."

"Are you kidding Doc? I'm telling everyone!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2022 10:14 PM (qoGsy)

45 29 Guys, I should not have to say this. But ...

Don't stick your dick in strange, non-living places.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 09, 2022 10:11 PM (u82oZ)
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This is like those pre-holiday All Hands...

And there's always that guy who does it anyway.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 09, 2022 10:14 PM (Dc2NZ)

46 Don't stick your dick in strange, non-living places.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 09, 2022 10:11 PM (u82oZ)
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One of many, many corollaries to Rule #1.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 09, 2022 10:14 PM (BpYfr)

47 Well, the wheelman op to get buddy to the c'scopy was a success, and he is home and well, with nothing but good news from the 'scope.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2022 10:15 PM (tkR6S)

48 Mine is of stultifying dullness, occasionally punctuated by episodes of acute shame and embarrassment.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Miles Cowperthwaite? Is that you?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2022 10:15 PM (qoGsy)

49 Oh, so that's what it is called.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2022 10:15 PM (xhaym)

50 "Scrotum Self-Repair", by William A. Morton, Jr. MD. "Medical Aspects of Human Sexuality", July 1991.

https://tinyurl.com/mt6rrf3b
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 10:13 PM (bW8dp)
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Since I'm too lazy to read the article, does any part of his solution involve "slapping a hot iron on it?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 09, 2022 10:16 PM (BpYfr)

51 I may be excessively tired, but I don't understand the headline about Bill Clinton.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2022 10:16 PM (y/xeI)

52 'Night all. I'll be in my cylinder.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 09, 2022 10:16 PM (tp+tP)

53 "Mine is of stultifying dullness, occasionally punctuated by episodes of acute shame and embarrassment."

And then the murders started.

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2022 10:16 PM (oTZbj)

54 >>> 25 12 Regarding that last item about some imbecile getting his dick stuck in an M&M tube filled with mashed potatoes and mashed bananas? Go to the ER. I'm sure they've seen it before.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 09, 2022 10:04 PM (0Htd1

It's not a penis. It's a cylinder.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:10 PM (9qSw/)

Dude should have got himself a *detachable* cylinder.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 09, 2022 10:17 PM (llON8)

55 Joyce is 58 now, she would have been 3 when she abducted the Mormon missionary in 1977?
Posted by: EveR
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12 actually

Posted by: lin-duh at December 09, 2022 10:17 PM (UUBmN)

56 47 Well, the wheelman op to get buddy to the c'scopy was a success, and he is home and well, with nothing but good news from the 'scope.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2022 10:15 PM (tkR6S

You're a good man, AOP.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:18 PM (9qSw/)

57 This was 1977, the same year as "Star Wars". Think on that. We hate on Lucas now, but he ushered in a baseline for realistic effects.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 09, 2022 10:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

I still liked Damnation Alley enough to get the Blu Ray. And I admit it.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 09, 2022 10:18 PM (ZSK0i)

58 > Since I'm too lazy to read the article, does any part of his solution involve "slapping a hot iron on it?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 09, 2022 10:16 PM (BpYfr)

Close. A homeowner-type staple gun is involved.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 10:18 PM (bW8dp)

59 I have a musical tribute for Grant Wahl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

and another one down, and another one down, and another one bites the dust.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2022 10:18 PM (r46W7)

60 >Well, the wheelman op to get buddy to the c'scopy was a success, and he is home and well, with nothing but good news from the 'scope.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Hey I recall we were talking about this last night--
I called the clinic today, and they actually have contacts to provide transpo for patients

Posted by: DB at December 09, 2022 10:19 PM (geLO8)

61 I found that list of emotions rather fascinating. Sonder (#1) is a constant in my life, and pairs well with Onism (#20). Kenopsia (#7) describes how I felt right after 9/11, when there were no planes in the air. Though I get the same feeling from churches and cemeteries.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 09, 2022 10:19 PM (uPgE/)

62 Weird Dave,

For your edification: Eukonkanto
https://tinyurl.com/5e6xpeuf

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 09, 2022 10:19 PM (u82oZ)

63 The cylinder Reddit has me crying because I'm laughing so hard. My wife does not get it at all.

Makes it even funnier.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 09, 2022 10:19 PM (Q4IgG)

64 Miles Cowperthwaite? Is that you?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2022 10:15 PM (qoGsy)
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Life is hard aboard the Raging Queen.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 09, 2022 10:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

65 AOP,
Mine was clear too! I'm good for 10 years now.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 09, 2022 10:19 PM (UUBmN)

66 > Dude should have got himself a *detachable* cylinder.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 09, 2022 10:17 PM (llON

King Missile did a song about detachable cylinders:

https://tinyurl.com/28rnba7h

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 10:20 PM (bW8dp)

67 Close. A homeowner-type staple gun is involved.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 10:18 PM (bW8dp)
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That actually was my first guess!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 09, 2022 10:20 PM (BpYfr)

68 55 Lin-duh

Thanks for the correction. That makes it much more believable. Lol.

Posted by: EveR at December 09, 2022 10:20 PM (MUpk6)

69 > >Well, the wheelman op to get buddy to the c'scopy was a success, and he is home and well, with nothing but good news from the 'scope.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Excellent.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 10:20 PM (bW8dp)

70
Hey I recall we were talking about this last night--
I called the clinic today, and they actually have contacts to provide transpo for patients
Posted by: DB at December 09, 2022 10:19 PM (geLO

The horde provides!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:20 PM (9qSw/)

71 I found that list of emotions rather fascinating. Sonder (#1) is a constant in my life, and pairs well with Onism (#20). Kenopsia (#7) describes how I felt right after 9/11, when there were no planes in the air. Though I get the same feeling from churches and cemeteries.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 09, 2022 10:19 PM (uPgE/)

Istarted reading through that list, and quickly got the impression it was all BS.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2022 10:20 PM (tkR6S)

72 What if you used a jet of compressed air to expand the cylinder to the point where the M&M tube split and fell off?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2022 10:21 PM (Qzn2/)

73 65 AOP,
Mine was clear too! I'm good for 10 years now.
Posted by: lin-duh at December 09, 2022 10:19 PM (UUBmN

Great news!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:21 PM (9qSw/)

74 47 Well, the wheelman op to get buddy to the c'scopy was a success, and he is home and well, with nothing but good news from the 'scope.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Always a relief.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 09, 2022 10:21 PM (CFSlN)

75 Thanks for the correction. That makes it much more believable. Lol.
Posted by: EveR
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I know!///

Posted by: lin-duh at December 09, 2022 10:22 PM (UUBmN)

76 I admit that I had never even conceived of trying to catch a woman sitting on a giant spinning disk with a great big rope. Who comes up with ideas like that? Someone who's really really bored, I think.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2022 10:22 PM (r46W7)

77 2 What if you used a jet of compressed air to expand the cylinder to the point where the M&M tube split and fell off?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2022 10:21 PM (Qzn2/

Might damage the cylinder?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:22 PM (9qSw/)

78 what is the M&M tube made of?

Posted by: DB at December 09, 2022 10:23 PM (geLO8)

79 what is the M&M tube made of?
Posted by: DB at December 09, 2022 10:23 PM (geLO

Plastic and despair, but mostly despair.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2022 10:24 PM (tkR6S)

80 That dude created a vacuum with a closed container and the "cylinder"...he needs to crack or create a hole in the tube to break the vacuum....

Posted by: lin-duh at December 09, 2022 10:25 PM (UUBmN)

81 I just can't understand why some dude looked at a plastic tube and said, I wonder how it would be to screw that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:25 PM (9qSw/)

82 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2022 10:25 PM (qAR6u)

83 5 inches of cylindric pink steel.

LMFAO

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 09, 2022 10:25 PM (Q4IgG)

84 My dog thinks the vacuum is evil and the only thing in the house subject to attack. He even growls at the closet door.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2022 10:25 PM (anj39)

85 80 That dude created a vacuum with a closed container and the "cylinder"...he needs to crack or create a hole in the tube to break the vacuum....
Posted by: lin-duh at December 09, 2022 10:25 PM (UUBmN)

Correct answer. Hot needle, melt through plastic carefully.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:25 PM (9qSw/)

86
I called the clinic today, and they actually have contacts to provide transpo for patients
Posted by: DB

My doc gave me a list of places to call for transport for scope job. Every one I called said they DON'T do that!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2022 10:27 PM (63Dwl)

87 Joyce is 58 now, she would have been 3 when she abducted the Mormon missionary in 1977?
Posted by: EveR
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12 actually
Posted by: lin-d

I don't think we know when the article was written.

Posted by: polynikes at December 09, 2022 10:27 PM (0om5x)

88 Tom Servo

The ranchers around here would practice rope work for months if that was an option.

Instead, they talk about acreage, fences, head of cattle, and cash flow. Needs a pre-nup to discuss total net worth.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 09, 2022 10:27 PM (u82oZ)

89 > 81 I just can't understand why some dude looked at a plastic tube and said, I wonder how it would be to screw that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:25 PM (9qSw/)

A friend of mine was a commercial fishermen... on one boat, another fishermen got fired after they caught him down in the hold fucking a dead halibut.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 10:27 PM (bW8dp)

90 Wait. You can rope a wife??

Why has no one told me this??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:09 PM (9qSw/)[.i]

Bavarians, they have all the fun

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2022 10:28 PM (xhaym)

91 > Correct answer. Hot needle, melt through plastic carefully.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:25 PM (9qSw/)

And if you slip, congratulate yourself on saving a lot of money at the tat/piercing shop.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 10:28 PM (bW8dp)

92
A friend of mine was a commercial fishermen... on one boat, another fishermen got fired after they caught him down in the hold fucking a dead halibut.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 10:27 PM (bW8dp

What a weirdo. Couldn't he just fuck a cantaloupe like a normal person?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:28 PM (9qSw/)

93 Easy. If you have your dirty cock stuck in a can of any size, puncture the can towards the end but on the side, insert a baby-medicine syringe in the puncture, and inject with air, and it pops off. Jeez. Duh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2022 10:29 PM (rXdKG)

94 That dude created a vacuum with a closed container and the "cylinder"...he needs to crack or create a hole in the tube to break the vacuum....
Posted by: lin-duh

Yep. I've ~~seen~~ um, heard of, yeah that's it, heard of similar situations with the womenfolk.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2022 10:29 PM (qoGsy)

95 33 That pirate treasure in a sand-box is a great story.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I just hope there aren't too many cats running around their neighborhood.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 09, 2022 10:29 PM (0Htd1)

96 85 80 That dude created a vacuum with a closed container and the "cylinder"...he needs to crack or create a hole in the tube to break the vacuum....
Posted by: lin-duh at December 09, 2022 10:25 PM (UUBmN)

Correct answer. Hot needle, melt through plastic carefully.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:25 PM (9qSw/)

He needs 3 good friends - two to hold tight to his arms, and the third to whack the cylinder with a big stick until it comes off. Ok I don't know if that'll work, but they'll get a big laugh out of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2022 10:29 PM (r46W7)

97 A friend of mine was a commercial fishermen... on one boat, another fishermen got fired after they caught him down in the hold fucking a dead halibut.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

She was a cold fish.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2022 10:30 PM (qoGsy)

98 Mine is of stultifying dullness, occasionally punctuated by episodes of acute shame and embarrassment.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

And that is why we have our dogs.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 09, 2022 10:30 PM (0Htd1)

99 > Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

got any tubes?

Posted by: DB at December 09, 2022 10:31 PM (geLO8)

100 Correct answer. Hot needle, melt through plastic carefully.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:25 PM (9qSw/)

Dick butter will seal the hole. Gonna need to inject air. See above. Sheesh. It's like I don't know you people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2022 10:31 PM (rXdKG)

101 My cats like my broom when I sweep and actually let me sweep them but they absolutely hate the Swiffer. Weirdos.

Posted by: polynikes at December 09, 2022 10:31 PM (0om5x)

102 Loved the sand witch, the van/car/bike, tiny dick and frying in water instead of oil can be called simmering.

Posted by: Ciampino - Food Octagon? Why not! at December 09, 2022 10:31 PM (qfLjt)

103 > Wait. You can rope a wife??

Why has no one told me this??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:09 PM (9qSw/)[.i]

It used to be legal in certain parts of rural England to take your wife to market on a rope and sell her to someone else.

I don't know if used wives traded at a discount. It seems like they should. I also don't know if there was something like "Honest Hrodwyn's Used Wyffe Lot", with easy financing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 10:32 PM (bW8dp)

104 51 I may be excessively tired, but I don't understand the headline about Bill Clinton.

Not surprised. It's kinda obscure. Yesterday there was a video game industry award show, kinda like the Oscars, and when the team that developed the game that won (Elden Ring, I think) walked up onstage to get their award, this 15-year-old Israeli kid just kind of fell in with them, walked up on stage with them, and after they had each said their thanks, he stepped up to the microphone and said ...that. He was arrested, but man, dude's now a legend in those circles.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 09, 2022 10:32 PM (KKzTX)

105

Is this the tube?

https://tinyurl.com/yt8xhvhw

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2022 10:32 PM (63Dwl)

106 Wait. You can rope a wife??

Why has no one told me this??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:09 PM (9qSw/)[.i]
***

I think it's for a girlfriend. Using the rope on your wife probably has legal implications.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2022 10:33 PM (anj39)

107 Getting some strange is bad enough, but the no-living part is outright weird
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again!

Please! Go for the nonliving.

Posted by: The chicken at December 09, 2022 10:33 PM (0Htd1)

108 It used to be legal in certain parts of rural England to take your wife to market on a rope and sell her to someone else.

I don't know if used wives traded at a discount. It seems like they should. I also don't know if there was something like "Honest Hrodwyn's Used Wyffe Lot", with easy financing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 10:32 PM (bW8dp

How many miles on this one? Tires look a little bald but I like the carpet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:34 PM (mE7cY)

109 A friend of mine was a commercial fishermen... on one boat, another fishermen got fired after they caught him down in the hold fucking a dead halibut.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 10:27 PM (bW8dp

What a weirdo. Couldn't he just fuck a cantaloupe like a normal person?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:28 PM (9qSw/)

But really, what are the odds of reeling in a cantaloupe on a fishing boat?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2022 10:34 PM (Qzn2/)

110 The article about McKinney was from 2008, so in 1977 she would have been around 27. But there is no math on the blog, so...

Posted by: Toni at December 09, 2022 10:34 PM (PgM6e)

111 > It used to be legal in certain parts of rural England to take your wife to market on a rope and sell her to someone else.

Wikipedia claims this custom continued into the 20th century!

https://tinyurl.com/529hba2r

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 10:35 PM (bW8dp)

112 93 Easy. If you have your dirty cock stuck in a can of any size, puncture the can towards the end but on the side, insert a baby-medicine syringe in the puncture, and inject with air, and it pops off. Jeez. Duh.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2022 10:29 PM (rXdKG)
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*side eye*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 09, 2022 10:35 PM (Dc2NZ)

113 There seems to be a lot of knowledge here about how to get a cylinder out of an MandM tube.

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2022 10:35 PM (oTZbj)

114 I couldn't even get the tip of my penis in a tube that size. Not that I would ever try. WTF?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 09, 2022 10:35 PM (geVLo)

115 Dick butter will seal the hole. Gonna need to inject air. See above. Sheesh. It's like I don't know you people.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2022 10:31 PM (rXdKG)

You seem to know a little too much about this situation. Explain yourself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:36 PM (mE7cY)

116 It used to be legal in certain parts of rural England to take your wife to market on a rope and sell her to someone else.
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That was part of the story in "The Mayor of Casterbridge".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 09, 2022 10:36 PM (Dc2NZ)

117 Wait, what did the kid say about Clinton???

Posted by: lin-duh at December 09, 2022 10:36 PM (UUBmN)

118 But really, what are the odds of reeling in a cantaloupe on a fishing boat?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2022 10:34 PM (Qzn2

Depends on the master baiter.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:37 PM (mE7cY)

119 It used to be legal in certain parts of rural England to take your wife to market on a rope and sell her to someone else.

But then what do you use to pull the plow?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2022 10:37 PM (Qzn2/)

120 A friend of mine was a commercial fishermen... on one boat, another fishermen got fired after they caught him down in the hold fucking a dead halibut.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Having met many Alaskan fishermen, I rate this story as totally believable.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2022 10:37 PM (U2p+3)

121 At least the guy didn't have a cylinder stuck inside of a 'turkey' he was preparing.

Posted by: polynikes at December 09, 2022 10:37 PM (0om5x)

122 13 The ER people will just be relieved it's not up his ass.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 09, 2022 10:05 PM (0Htd1)

I've told this before. I had a nephew who was a emergency room nurse. They had a guy come in one night with a nerf football stuck up his butt. Every time the Doctor would walk by the guy's room the Dr. would shout "Hut ..hut ... hut"

Posted by: Javems at December 09, 2022 10:37 PM (AmoqO)

123 My luck?
"Okay, dude...we've seem some weird shit, but we've NEVER seen that shit!

Posted by: Guy who will be famous for something at December 09, 2022 10:38 PM (cPGH3)

124 Don't stick your dick in strange, non-living places.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 09, 2022 10:11 PM (u82oZ)

Aw, c'mon sugar, please? I'm not getting it from the hubby anymore.

Posted by: Nanzi at December 09, 2022 10:38 PM (Yr4Df)

125 "But really, what are the odds of reeling in a cantaloupe on a fishing boat?"

Probably dropped by a laden migrating European swallow.

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2022 10:38 PM (oTZbj)

126 I couldn't even get the tip of my penis in a tube that size. Not that I would ever try. WTF?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 09, 2022 10:35 PM (geVLo)

What about a box of popcorn at the movies?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2022 10:38 PM (Qzn2/)

127 NO OXYGEN BEYOND THIS POINT

Does that mean I would die past that point, for lack of oxygen
or
I must not take oxygen into that zone?
[Posted by: The Hollies - The Air That I Breathe]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmzi0Rc3P8Q

Posted by: Ciampino -- Food Octagon? Why not! at December 09, 2022 10:39 PM (qfLjt)

128 The Joyce McKinney thing might be legit story
https://allthatsinteresting.com/joyce-mckinney

Kirk Anderson and Joyce McKinney had definitely been involved romantically while living in Utah, although whether he’d actually intended to marry her is another question. Nevertheless, there can be little argument that McKinney’s love for Anderson, no matter how pure in origin, was obsessive.

In addition to asserting her love for Anderson, McKinney also stated that she believed that it was impossible for a woman to rape a man, stating that “it’s like trying to put a marshmallow into a parking meter.”

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2022 10:39 PM (xhaym)

129 Regarding that last item about some imbecile getting his dick stuck in an M&M tube filled with mashed potatoes and mashed bananas? Go to the ER. I'm sure they've seen it before.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 09, 2022 10:04 PM (0Htd1)
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They've seen it in somebody's rectum!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 09, 2022 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

.....

May have been how it got on his penis to begin with.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2022 10:39 PM (W8+60)

130 Every time the Doctor would walk by the guy's room the Dr. would shout "Hut ..hut ... hut"
Posted by: Javems at December 09, 2022 10:37 PM (AmoqO)

Heh. The patient must have been a wide receiver.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2022 10:39 PM (tkR6S)

131 > Aw, c'mon sugar, please? I'm not getting it from the hubby anymore.
Posted by: Nanzi at December 09, 2022 10:38 PM (Yr4Df)

I have a 14 pound sledge you can borrow. Ask your hubby how to use it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 10:40 PM (bW8dp)

132 130 Every time the Doctor would walk by the guy's room the Dr. would shout "Hut ..hut ... hut"
Posted by: Javems at December 09, 2022 10:37 PM (AmoqO)

Heh. The patient must have been a wide receiver.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2022 10:39 PM (tkR6S

Well if he wasn't before...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:41 PM (mE7cY)

133
That "sex slave" woman was one busy gal ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 09, 2022 10:41 PM (ZvxPV)

134 Is there a CPT code for Nerf Football in Ass?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2022 10:41 PM (Qzn2/)

135 > That was part of the story in "The Mayor of Casterbridge".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 09, 2022 10:36 PM (Dc2NZ)

Preserved Killick bought a wife that way in one of the Aubrey/Maturin novels.

Sadly, she tried to abscond with his property.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 10:42 PM (bW8dp)

136 132 130 Every time the Doctor would walk by the guy's room the Dr. would shout "Hut ..hut ... hut"
Posted by: Javems at December 09, 2022 10:37 PM (AmoqO)

Heh. The patient must have been a wide receiver.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2022 10:39 PM (tkR6S

Well if he wasn't before...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:41 PM (mE7cY)

Now he's a tight end!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 09, 2022 10:42 PM (Dc2NZ)

137 I got a cure for the 23 emotions out here where it's -20 degrees F and there's 2 feet of snow. About a week with just knife and a 20 mile hike back to town just might cure that madness.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 09, 2022 10:42 PM (geVLo)

138 "Scrotum Self-Repair", by William A. Morton, Jr. MD. "Medical Aspects of Human Sexuality", July 1991.

https://tinyurl.com/mt6rrf3b
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 10:13 PM (bW8dp)

Medical staplers better be involved.
And I am not reading that even if medical staplers are involved.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2022 10:42 PM (xhaym)

139 22 Wait. Everybody but me has a vivid and complex life?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2022 10:08 PM (FVME7)

Every time I get stuck in traffic I wonder if all these people are thinking they are special, and why if they are.

Posted by: Javems at December 09, 2022 10:42 PM (AmoqO)

140 A friend of mine was a commercial fishermen... on one boat, another fishermen got fired after they caught him down in the hold fucking a dead halibut.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Having met many Alaskan fishermen, I rate this story as totally believable.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2022 10:37 PM (U2p+3)
***
Well, to be fair, the live ones are probably hard to hold.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2022 10:43 PM (anj39)

141 there a CPT code for Nerf Football in Ass?
Posted by: Cicero
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Probably not a covered expense under most insurance plans....

Posted by: lin-duh at December 09, 2022 10:43 PM (UUBmN)

142 It used to be legal in certain parts of rural England to take your wife to market on a rope and sell her to someone else.

*price excludes rope*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2022 10:43 PM (Qzn2/)

143 Every time I get stuck in traffic I wonder if all these people are thinking they are special, and why if they are.
Posted by: Javems

I have those thoughts about the guy in the left lane that has just been passed on the right by four or more vehicles.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2022 10:43 PM (qoGsy)

144 Is this the dick thread?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at December 09, 2022 10:44 PM (Xrfse)

145 >It used to be legal in certain parts of rural England to take your wife to market on a rope and sell her to someone else.

I'll want a test drive

Posted by: DB at December 09, 2022 10:44 PM (geLO8)

146 Is this the dick thread?
Posted by: Sandra Flook

I've been to JoAnn's plenty of times with R. but I have never seen dick thread.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2022 10:45 PM (qoGsy)

147 > Medical staplers better be involved.

No, a common household stapler "of the type used in putting up wallboard".

And that's not even the worst part of the story... by far.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 10:46 PM (bW8dp)

148 >It used to be legal in certain parts of rural England to take your wife to market on a rope and sell her to someone else.

I'll want a test drive
Posted by: DB

Me, too. C'mon over here and make me a sammich!

Posted by: MkY at December 09, 2022 10:46 PM (cPGH3)

149 Heh. The patient must have been a wide receiver.

Sounds to me like he's a tight end.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 09, 2022 10:46 PM (KKzTX)

150 A friend of mine was a commercial fishermen... on one boat, another fishermen got fired after they caught him down in the hold fucking a dead halibut.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Dead?? What a sicko!

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 09, 2022 10:47 PM (YJwUM)

151 > I'll want a test drive
Posted by: DB at December 09, 2022 10:44 PM (geLO

The Wikipedia article says that prices ranged from a hundred pounds (roughly 15,300 pounds today) to as low as a glass of ale.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 10:48 PM (bW8dp)

152 93 Easy. If you have your dirty cock stuck in a can of any size, puncture the can towards the end but on the side, insert a baby-medicine syringe in the puncture, and inject with air, and it pops off. Jeez. Duh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2022 10:29 PM (rXdKG)
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See, the voice of experience.

Posted by: Ciampino --- Food Octagon? Why not! at December 09, 2022 10:48 PM (qfLjt)

153 The Wikipedia article says that prices ranged from a hundred pounds (roughly 15,300 pounds today) to as low as a glass of ale.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 10:48 PM (bW8dp

Damn. The very least I'd sell my wife for would be a six pack of Shiner Bock

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:49 PM (mE7cY)

154 124 Don't stick your dick in strange, non-living places.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 09, 2022 10:11 PM (u82oZ)

Aw, c'mon sugar, please? I'm not getting it from the hubby anymore.
Posted by: Nanzi

Not enough booze in the world.

Posted by: Paul at December 09, 2022 10:49 PM (0Htd1)

155 This was 1977, the same year as "Star Wars". Think on that. We hate on Lucas now, but he ushered in a baseline for realistic effects.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 09, 2022 10:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

"2001 A Space Odyssey" effects in 1968 was not ground breaking but earth shattering, for nerds at the time.

Posted by: Javems at December 09, 2022 10:50 PM (AmoqO)

156 The halibut was pretty hot. Had bigger tits than Britney Griner.

Posted by: former Alaska Fisherman at December 09, 2022 10:50 PM (tkR6S)

157 A glass of ale for a wife??? She was probably really nice....

Posted by: lin-duh at December 09, 2022 10:50 PM (UUBmN)

158 The halibut was pretty hot. Had bigger tits than Britney Griner.
Posted by: former Alaska Fisherman at December 09, 2022 10:50 PM (tkR6S)

But were they both on the same side?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2022 10:51 PM (Qzn2/)

159 I admit that I had never even conceived of trying to catch a woman sitting on a giant spinning disk with a great big rope. Who comes up with ideas like that? Someone who's really really bored, I think.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2022 10:22 PM (r46W7)

It starts out with the spinning disc full of young ladies, and they slide off because they have to struggle to keep the central position to keep from being thrown off by centrifugal force. And having to keep their knees together because they are wearing dresses.
I hadn't realized it was finished off by roping the winner.

Very folkloric.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2022 10:51 PM (xhaym)

160 >>>What about a box of popcorn at the movies?

Posted by: Cicero

>Extra butter and a couple of Marvel hotties and I just might stay.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 09, 2022 10:52 PM (geVLo)

161 A glass of ale for a wife??? She was probably really nice....
Posted by: lin-duh at December 09, 2022 10:50 PM (UUBmN)

He smoothed it over with the missus by telling her that there would also be a charcuterie board later on.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2022 10:52 PM (Qzn2/)

162 No, a common household stapler "of the type used in putting up wallboard".

And that's not even the worst part of the story... by far.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
___

Hub just saw the look on my face, after reading that story.

He had read this story years ago, but is currently finding my expression even more hilarious.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 10:54 PM (Wo4FI)

163 I just can't understand why some dude looked at a plastic tube and said, I wonder how it would be to screw that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:25 PM (9qSw/)

A friend used to survey houses repossessed on bad mortgages to verify that the repairs required were merited, and one house had the wall in one bedroom sawzalled open. On review of the reports he discovered that EMS had been called to release the teen-aged son from where he was stuck in the house-wide wall mounted vacuum cleaner system.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2022 10:54 PM (xhaym)

164 141 there a CPT code for Nerf Football in Ass?
Posted by: Cicero
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Probably not a covered expense under most insurance plans....
Posted by: lin-duh

Insurance people are homophobic.

Posted by: LBGTPQRTZF at December 09, 2022 10:54 PM (0Htd1)

165 It starts out with the spinning disc full of young ladies, and they slide off because they have to struggle to keep the central position to keep from being thrown off by centrifugal force. And having to keep their knees together because they are wearing dresses.
I hadn't realized it was finished off by roping the winner.

Very folkloric.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2022 10:51 PM (xhaym)

The Wenchotron, forerunner of the Cyclotron.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2022 10:55 PM (tkR6S)

166 125 "But really, what are the odds of reeling in a cantaloupe on a fishing boat?"

Probably dropped by a laden migrating European swallow.

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2022 10:38 PM (oTZbj)
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Good thing it wasn't an African swallow as it would be carrying coconuts. Hard coconuts. NUTS.

Posted by: Ciampino --- Doctors, in the main, just have good memories at December 09, 2022 10:55 PM (qfLjt)

167 A glass of ale for a wife??? She was probably really nice....
Posted by: lin-duh at December 09, 2022 10:50 PM (UUBmN)
***
She had a great personality...

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2022 10:55 PM (anj39)

168 The Velvet Underground were way so much better than anything Frank Zappa ever did. In fact, even all the solo stuff that the VU guys (and gals) did just crushed Zappa into the dust he deserves to breathe.

--oh wait, this isn't MisHun? Oh...oh wow. Um.

Uh, hi fellows! How about that Biden, what a jerk, eh?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 09, 2022 10:55 PM (rl2lu)

169 He was arrested, but man, dude's now a legend in those circles.
Posted by: Weirddave

I watched it live, it was surreal. Very end of the show, too. He evaded security just by pretending he belonged up there with the devs. Pretty funny. Polygon's headline says he "rushed the stage" which is bullshite.

Also, the entire left-wing gaming commentariat, which is most of them, is saying he's a "well known alt right racist antisemite", and is a frequent InfoWars user, and that the shoutout was a Dog Whistle. Plus he was wearing Yeezys (Kanye's expensive sneaker brand).

The show was otherwise pretty good, and chock full of trailers for upcoming games.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 09, 2022 10:56 PM (YJwUM)

170 "An unmarried loner, he usually didn't leave the machine shop at lunchtime with his co-workers. Finding himself alone, he had begun the regular practice of masturbating by holding his penis against the canvas drive-belt of a large floor-based piece of running machinery. One day, as he approached orgasm, he lost his concentration and leaned too close to the belt. When his scrotum suddenly became caught between the pulley-wheel and the drive-belt, he was thrown into the air and landed a few feet away. Unaware that he had lost his left testis, and perhaps too stunned to feel much pain, he stapled the wound closed and resumed work.

I can only assume he abandoned this method of self-gratification."

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 10:56 PM (Wo4FI)

171 > "2001 A Space Odyssey" effects in 1968 was not ground breaking but earth shattering, for nerds at the time.
Posted by: Javems at December 09, 2022 10:50 PM (AmoqO)

And they *still* look good.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 10:56 PM (bW8dp)

172 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 09, 2022 10:56 PM (qpPdw)

173 Hi LadyL! Sorry I've been away a lot

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 09, 2022 10:57 PM (rl2lu)

174 Hey Ladyl.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 10:57 PM (Wo4FI)

175 I have just officially renamed my dick "The Master Cylinder."

Posted by: MartynWW at December 09, 2022 10:59 PM (Ur3df)

176 "An unmarried loner, he usually didn't leave the machine shop at lunchtime with his co-workers. Finding himself alone, he had begun the regular practice of masturbating by holding his penis against the canvas drive-belt of a large floor-based piece of running machinery. One day, as he approached orgasm, he lost his concentration and leaned too close to the belt. When his scrotum suddenly became caught between the pulley-wheel and the drive-belt, he was thrown into the air and landed a few feet away. Unaware that he had lost his left testis, and perhaps too stunned to feel much pain, he stapled the wound closed and resumed work."

Stapled his ball bag shut... I think the country started it's downside when we stopped producing men like that. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2022 10:59 PM (VwHCD)

177 > 156 The halibut was pretty hot. Had bigger tits than Britney Griner.
Posted by: former Alaska Fisherman at December 09, 2022 10:50 PM (tkR6S)

Trans-orc or dead fish: you make the call.

The dead fish can't talk. So... there's that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 10:59 PM (bW8dp)

178 Heh. The patient must have been a wide receiver.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2022 10:39 PM (tkR6S)

Like putting a marshmallow in a parking meter

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2022 10:59 PM (xhaym)

179 > Stapled his ball bag shut...

And then *went back to work*.

A pervert, perhaps, but a damned tough pervert.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 11:00 PM (bW8dp)

180 Yo {{{Ladyl}}}!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 09, 2022 11:01 PM (hOUT3)

181 How to impress a pretty girl

Reminds me of a YouTube video by Lord Venheteiro called "How to make a girl smile". He's an excellent pianist, plays a few quick pieces with no effect....and then whips out the secret weapon.
https://youtu.be/EyofqsBQS5I

Posted by: Grimmy at December 09, 2022 11:01 PM (NCgXW)

182 Stapled his ball bag shut... I think the country started it's downside when we stopped producing men like that. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2022 10:59 PM (VwHCD)
___

And went back to work.

Contrast that to the poor, oppressed barista at Starbucks.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 11:01 PM (Wo4FI)

183 well it's getting late and I have to hit the grocery early tomorrow
bread, milk, butter, bananas and M&Ms
'nite

Posted by: DB at December 09, 2022 11:01 PM (geLO8)

184 What did the kid say on stage??.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 09, 2022 11:01 PM (UUBmN)

185 Also, the entire left-wing gaming commentariat, which is most of them, is saying he's a "well known alt right racist antisemite", and is a frequent InfoWars user, and that the shoutout was a Dog Whistle.

Again with leaving out "white supremacist". These people are slipping.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 09, 2022 11:01 PM (0Htd1)

186 Hello {{{SMH}}} !

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 09, 2022 11:02 PM (hOUT3)

187 Stapled his ball bag shut... I think the country started it's downside when we stopped producing men like that. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2022 10:59 PM (VwHCD)

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I wonder what happened to that protestor who nailed his scrotum to Red Square a few years ago. He seems to have fallen off the radar.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2022 11:02 PM (Qzn2/)

188 Good evening Beckoning Chasm and SMH! Glad to see you both here!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 09, 2022 11:02 PM (qpPdw)

189 And then *went back to work*.

A pervert, perhaps, but a damned tough pervert.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I wonder if he, or someone else, ever found the other ball.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 09, 2022 11:02 PM (YJwUM)

190 Saw 2001 a few years back when it was rereleased for the 50th anniversary.

There were three bald guys in the theater sitting one per row, all centered, in front of me, and during the scene where the sun, Earth, and moon are lined up, it was like seeing it in 3-D.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 09, 2022 11:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

191 Hey Hrothgar!

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 11:02 PM (Wo4FI)

192 Stapled his ball bag shut... I think the country started it's downside when we stopped producing men like that. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2022 10:59 PM (VwHCD)

It's been a long, long time since shop equipment was run by flat belts off line shafts like that. One place you can still see such things is the Canadian Museum of Making outside of Cochrane, Alberta. It is quite a stunning place. They have a Vincent Black Lightning in the museum, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2022 11:02 PM (tkR6S)

193 A glass of ale for a wife??? She was probably really nice....
Posted by: lin-duh at December 09, 2022 10:50 PM (UUBmN)

an "ale-wife" is a type of herring

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2022 11:03 PM (xhaym)

194 Dearest Hrothgar!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 09, 2022 11:03 PM (qpPdw)

195 > I wonder if he, or someone else, ever found the other ball.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 09, 2022 11:02 PM (YJwUM)

When I first read the story, years ago, I wondered if there was maybe a dog somewhere around the machine shop.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 11:03 PM (bW8dp)

196 Did they find his missing nut? Just curious.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at December 09, 2022 11:04 PM (Xrfse)

197 The VU blow.

Most overrated group of art fags in history.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2022 11:04 PM (ASGMT)

198 Here's your PSA for 12/2022:

Never put your penis into something that isn't human female flesh. Carry on.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 09, 2022 11:04 PM (geVLo)

199 There were three bald guys in the theater sitting one per row, all centered, in front of me, and during the scene where the sun, Earth, and moon are lined up, it was like seeing it in 3-D.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 09, 2022 11:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
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This is why I could never watch a movie with you.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 11:04 PM (Wo4FI)

200 Good night, DB.

Avoid the M&Ms in the tube. No reason to take unnecessary risks.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 11:05 PM (bW8dp)

201 I find this fascinating. It's why I keep coming back. Does Dave have a newsletter?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at December 09, 2022 11:06 PM (Xrfse)

202 Lin-duh,

"“I think I want to nominate this award to my Reform Orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton. Thank you all."

Here's the two minutes hate (second article today) on him after Polygon's intrepid reporters dug into it all day, for his heinous crime of ruining such a sacred and historically solemn event:

https://is.gd/CqT6ym

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 09, 2022 11:07 PM (YJwUM)

203 The photo of the armor penetrated by a cannon ball reminded me of this. A South Vietnamese soldier was hit by a 60 mm mortar round, looks like 1966.

The round stuck in his side between his skin and rib cage. It was live. It was removed and he recovered.

I recall seeing a photo once but can't find it. Talk about bad news vs. good news.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9uu9mv

Posted by: Javems at December 09, 2022 11:07 PM (AmoqO)

204 This is why I could never watch a movie with you.
Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 11:04 PM (Wo4FI)

Oh I'm fun!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 09, 2022 11:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

205 Always good to see BeckChas drop in!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 09, 2022 11:07 PM (hOUT3)

206 Good night, all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 11:07 PM (bW8dp)

207 Good night, Rodrigo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2022 11:08 PM (tkR6S)

208 It's been a long, long time since shop equipment was run by flat belts off line shafts like that. One place you can still see such things is the Canadian Museum of Making outside of Cochrane, Alberta. It is quite a stunning place. They have a Vincent Black Lightning in the museum, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

There was an old grain elevator across the street when I was a kid. It had one of those ancient belt human elevators that had small little platforms for you to jump on as it passed through the hole in the floor and then you'd jump off when you arrived at the floor you needed. Dangerous as hell.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2022 11:09 PM (qoGsy)

209 198 Here's your PSA for 12/2022:

Never put your penis into something that isn't human female flesh. Carry on.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 09, 2022 11:04 PM

Uh...any idea where someone could get skin grafts on his palms? Asking for a friend...burn victim.

Posted by: Porn Addict Moron at December 09, 2022 11:09 PM (NCgXW)

210 Good evening morons and thanks wd for all the memes

I thought Alewife was a neighborhood in Boston.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2022 11:09 PM (EZebt)

211 128
“it’s like trying to put a marshmallow into a parking meter.”

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2022 10:39 PM (xhaym)
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That's funny but I wouldn't use the marshmallow simile, it would be more like a cooked giant elbow macaroni into a parking meter.

Posted by: Ciampino - Doctors, in the main, just have good memories at December 09, 2022 11:09 PM (qfLjt)

212 Do you know how tiny a mini M&M tube is?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 09, 2022 11:10 PM (WVObm)

213 Oh I'm fun!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 09, 2022 11:07 PM (Dc2NZ)
___

Oh, I know.

But we'd end up getting kicked out, at the least.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 11:11 PM (Wo4FI)

214 And Robert the Cat (TM) lets me know that he is not satisfied with the current litterbox situation.

Damn, is this what it's like to have a Biden around?

Later folks, good night.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 09, 2022 11:11 PM (rl2lu)

215 In re: #13 nerdygirl at December 09, 2022 10:05 PM (0Htd1)

I don't comment often, but some here may know that I am a long retired Peace Officer. One of the strangest things I have seen in an ER that was anally inserted was a small jar of Skippy Chunky.

The x-ray was a classic and was in the radiologists' lounge for quite a while.

Subotai Bahadur

Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at December 09, 2022 11:11 PM (L54ey)

216 Speaking of Celine Dion, I learned she has been diagnosed with Stiff Person Syndrome.

(This has nothing to do with the ER issue being discussed up above)

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2022 11:13 PM (qoGsy)

217 I don't comment often, but some here may know that I am a long retired Peace Officer. One of the strangest things I have seen in an ER that was anally inserted was a small jar of Skippy Chunky.

The x-ray was a classic and was in the radiologists' lounge for quite a while.
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lol

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 11:13 PM (Wo4FI)

218 I don't comment often, but some here may know that I am a long retired Peace Officer. One of the strangest things I have seen in an ER that was anally inserted was a small jar of Skippy Chunky.

---------

A misguided tribute to George Washington Carver, no doubt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2022 11:13 PM (Qzn2/)

219 A coping saw would work well in this situation, once he sobers up and quits hitting the amyl nitrate.

Evening, y'all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2022 11:14 PM (JOtiF)

220 Well I just had a weird sort of christmas miracle from the "mom strikes from the grave again" files. I have been in the basement trying to reorganize things so I can empty out the family room. Mrs B has been decorating the rest of the house, and this weekend is the big push for the family room since the renovations are over. Some years ago my father had made 2 wooden reindeer, 2D style, front view. My mother made the ears from felt and fabric and glued 2 flat-ish plastic eyes to them. They are cool, almost cartoonish. Years ago one of the eyes vanished, so we stopped putting them out. This year Mrs b put the good one on one side of the fireplace. I'm downstairs tonight trying to clean the room where the wood shop will be, I look on the floor, the same floor where I have been using the table saw for the last frigging year of the renovations, the same frigging floor I had vacuumed a billion times and there it was staring at me from the floor. The missing eye from the reindeer. I haven't been able to find jack shit for the last 18 months since the move, and an eye from a wooden reindeer thats been missing for years turns up. Mom wanted those things displayed.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2022 11:14 PM (VwHCD)

221 Speaking of Celine Dion, I learned she has been diagnosed with Stiff Person Syndrome.
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Palling around with Stan tends to be harmful to one's health after a spell.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 11:14 PM (Wo4FI)

222 I haven't been able to find jack shit for the last 18 months since the move, and an eye from a wooden reindeer thats been missing for years turns up. Mom wanted those things displayed.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Yes, she did.

It kept an eye out for you.

(Sorry man.

)

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2022 11:16 PM (qoGsy)

223 There was an old grain elevator across the street when I was a kid. It had one of those ancient belt human elevators that had small little platforms for you to jump on as it passed through the hole in the floor and then you'd jump off when you arrived at the floor you needed. Dangerous as hell.
Posted by: Tonypete

I'll one-up you. In the mid-80's, downtown KCMo, there was a parking garage that had little human belts for the valets to ride up to get your car. No one had need to ride one down.

Posted by: MkY at December 09, 2022 11:16 PM (cPGH3)

224 Mine is of stultifying dullness, occasionally punctuated by episodes of acute shame and embarrassment.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2022 10:12 PM (MoZTd)

The Puppy Alarm Clock went off at 4:40 this morning, with Miss Diana loudly requesting to go out. Daddy tossed on some clothes, turned on lights, let the girls out, sat with them for a while, brought them back in, went down and let the kennel dogs out, filled food buckets, came back to the house and made coffee.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2022 06:18 AM (MoZTd)
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Imma just drop this here.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2022 11:17 PM (EZebt)

225 This fella seems like a meat and potatoes guy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2022 11:17 PM (JOtiF)

226
Palling around with Stan tends to be harmful to one's health after a spell.
Posted by: SMH

My first thought when I first heard this.

Posted by: Infidel at December 09, 2022 11:17 PM (ZEa+g)

227 The comment about not being able to enjoy any popular media because it's all infused with propaganda is true. There is no happy place watching tv anymore. Was watching the old Cosby show with my mom. Yep the Cos was funny and uplifting.....except for all the rape. I know not propaganda but if you wait long enough these days everything is ruined.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 09, 2022 11:18 PM (0Qrr3)

228 Tennessee women's basketball senior center Tamari Key will miss the remainder of the 2022-23 season after blood clots were discovered in her lungs, the program announced Thursday.

https://tinyurl.com/yshbfspe

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 11:18 PM (Wo4FI)

229 Palling around with Stan tends to be harmful to one's health after a spell.
Posted by: SMH

My first thought when I first heard this.
Posted by: Infidel

When I was watching the news announcing this, my wife reminded me of her line of kids clothing. I had forgotten.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2022 11:19 PM (qoGsy)

230 Tennessee women's basketball senior center Tamari Key will miss the remainder of the 2022-23 season after blood clots were discovered in her lungs, the program announced Thursday.

https://tinyurl.com/yshbfspe
Posted by: SMH

Well, slap may ass and call me potato, that's unusual!

Posted by: MkY at December 09, 2022 11:20 PM (cPGH3)

231 213 Oh I'm fun!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 09, 2022 11:07 PM (Dc2NZ)
___
Oh, I know.
But we'd end up getting kicked out, at the least.
Posted by: SMH

But the laughs would be epic!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 09, 2022 11:20 PM (hOUT3)

232 Tennessee women's basketball senior center Tamari Key will miss the remainder of the 2022-23 season after blood clots were discovered in her lungs, the program announced Thursday.

https://tinyurl.com/yshbfspe
Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 11:18 PM (Wo4FI)

No mention of her vaxx status, so I assume she's had all the clot shots.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2022 11:21 PM (tkR6S)

233 Tennessee women's basketball senior center Tamari Key will miss the remainder of the 2022-23 season after blood clots were discovered in her lungs, the program announced Thursday.

Just another coincidence, I'm sure.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 09, 2022 11:21 PM (Xrfse)

234 lol Hrothgar.

The Good Lord knows me well, and He keeps me from temptation, lol.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 11:21 PM (Wo4FI)

235 https://www.bitchute.com/video/CzPgDtdESmpd/

Died Suddenly

Posted by: MkY at December 09, 2022 11:21 PM (cPGH3)

236 No mention of her vaxx status, so I assume she's had all the clot shots.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Most colleges require the jab, so yeah.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 11:22 PM (Wo4FI)

237 MkY, seen it.

Watch this:

https://tinyurl.com/4wz2wxj4

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 11:23 PM (Wo4FI)

238 Most colleges require the jab, so yeah.
Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 11:22 PM (Wo4FI)

If she were somehow one of the un-vaxxed, I am sure the MSM would be loudly trumpeting that fact.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2022 11:23 PM (tkR6S)

239 There is a TV show called "Sex Sent Me to The E.R.". The wife watches sometimes. I may have seen parts of an episode, occasionally. Discovery probably.

Posted by: Javems at December 09, 2022 11:24 PM (AmoqO)

240 by the way the spinning thing is the Munich Oktoberfest Teufelrad

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2022 11:24 PM (xhaym)

241 by the way the spinning thing is the Munich Oktoberfest Teufelrad

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2022 11:24 PM (xhaym)

Not the Large Dirndl Collider?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2022 11:25 PM (tkR6S)

242 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2022 11:14 PM (VwHCD)

So, yer sayin the Reindeer game was Hide and go seek?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 09, 2022 11:27 PM (oHd/0)

243 242 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2022 11:14 PM (VwHCD)

So, yer sayin the Reindeer game was Hide and go seek?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 09, 2022 11:27 PM (oHd/0)

or was it... I spy, with my little eye....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 09, 2022 11:27 PM (oHd/0)

244 If you browse Gateway Pundit headlines every day, you see about four articles every day about Suddenly. Athletes, kids, actors, newscasters... Every single day.

I'm glad TGP exists and does what they do, despite my beefs about style, self-promotion, and lack of editing. Nobody else covers 1. Suddenly or 2. J6 prisoner torture like TGP.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 09, 2022 11:27 PM (YJwUM)

245 The Good Lord knows me well, and He keeps me from temptation, lol.
Posted by: SMH

But I think He wants us to laugh with friends!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 09, 2022 11:29 PM (hOUT3)

246 218
A misguided tribute to George Washington Carver, no doubt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2022 11:13 PM (Qzn2/)
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Contrary to the Left's 'history', Carver did not invent peanut butter as it had been around long before his time.

Posted by: Ciampino -- in the main, just have good memories at December 09, 2022 11:29 PM (qfLjt)

247 another fishermen got fired after they caught him down in the hold fucking a dead halibut.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Teach a couchfucker to fish...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2022 11:30 PM (Ls/WW)

248 Contrary to the Left's 'history', Carver did not invent peanut butter as it had been around long before his time.
Posted by: Ciampino -- in the main, just have good memories at December 09, 2022 11:29 PM (qfLjt)

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Not the Greek homos again.

Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at December 09, 2022 11:31 PM (Qzn2/)

249 But I think He wants us to laugh with friends!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 09, 2022 11:29 PM (hOUT3)
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Well yeah.

That's why this place exists.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 11:32 PM (3RN75)

250 I couldn't even get the tip of my penis in a tube that size. Not that I would ever try. WTF?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 09, 2022 10:35 PM (geVLo)

What about a box of popcorn at the movies?

If his pecker ain't gonna fit in there you can forget about squeezing the box in.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 09, 2022 11:32 PM (Bd6X8)

251 Tyrus cracks me up. He has no shits to give. He was just riffing on the bald freak.

Posted by: Infidel at December 09, 2022 11:33 PM (ZEa+g)

252 So, yer sayin the Reindeer game was Hide and go seek?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 09, 2022 11:27 PM (oHd/0)

No clue, I'm at a loss with that one. The eye vanished at least 5 years ago, somehow hitched a ride to the new house, and ended up in the only isolated room in the basement filled with things not even remotely related to christmas decorations, and wasn't even on the same side of the basement in the old house, and turns up in a room where the only things I took out were a few boxes of guitar amp speakers, and it was on the floor in the area where I hadn't moved a damn thing yet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2022 11:33 PM (VwHCD)

253 I haven't been able to find jack shit for the last 18 months since the move, and an eye from a wooden reindeer thats been missing for years turns up. Mom wanted those things displayed.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

^^Awww that's sweet.

Posted by: Iris at December 09, 2022 11:34 PM (foa6+)

254 I had a boss that lives in Saxonburg. This is not surprising.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 09, 2022 11:34 PM (PWvcU)

255 Thursday VDH said that the US can't afford to send a carrier through the straigt between Taiwan and China. That China is building thousands of cheap rockets and only one needs to get through. He had other ideas on money better spent.

Considering Biden's absent mindedness other nations are stepping up. UK, Italy and Japan working together on Japan's next gen fighter.
_Sky News
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PvyrN0_BYM

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 09, 2022 11:34 PM (CFSlN)

256 SMH

Oh, my God. I can't tonight. I will tomorrow when I have more... what?
What does it take to watch these things? I"m not sure what to call it, but I don't have it tonight.

Posted by: MkY at December 09, 2022 11:35 PM (cPGH3)

257 I have yet to finish watching, MkY.

Some of it is so horrible...especially with the kids.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 11:37 PM (3RN75)

258 Worthy. Girthy. Good in tight spaces.

Posted by: Above Average Cylinder at December 09, 2022 11:37 PM (KFhLj)

259 As a Singer I observed that Celine Dion had a rather tense stance instead of a relaxed one. I could say more but don't want to lower the tone

Posted by: Lord Percy at December 09, 2022 11:37 PM (iSbhf)

260 Does Chryalism only apply to thunderstorms, or does rain count?

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at December 09, 2022 11:38 PM (62BOJ)

261 Sabotai Bahader,
For many years I looked forward to reading what you posted on Belmont Place. I liked Richard Fernandez, but more I like his commenters and especially yours. So very happy to know that you are a Moron.

Posted by: Akua Makana at December 09, 2022 11:40 PM (YkUJb)

262 I want to see the Twitter internal comms regarding the jab.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 11:42 PM (3RN75)

263 Well, I am going to get an early one. Was up early this morning, and due to rise early tomorrow, too. Time for some quality sack time. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2022 11:43 PM (tkR6S)

264 Some of it is so horrible...especially with the kids.
Posted by: SMH
I started a story, inspired by all the genuinely good writers that visit here, (not to mention all the wits), that is dark.
It's the story of a man who has no more fucks left... no one to worry about. A dangerous man, now.
It took me to places that I didn't enjoy. I did enjoy it for awhile, but soon, I couldn't tell whether the protagonist was the devil or the Archangel.
I'm not sure there's lot of difference in war.

Posted by: MkY at December 09, 2022 11:43 PM (cPGH3)

265 I want to see the Twitter internal comms regarding the jab.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 11:42 PM

CP and human trafficking...

Posted by: Zettai at December 09, 2022 11:44 PM (VfGrJ)

266 I'm not sure there's lot of difference in war.
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There isn't.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 11:44 PM (3RN75)

267 CP and human trafficking...
Posted by: Zettai
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That too.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 11:45 PM (3RN75)

268 AOP, good to see you are doing better.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2022 11:48 PM (xhaym)

269 Considering Biden's absent mindedness other nations are stepping up. UK, Italy and Japan working together on Japan's next gen fighter.
_Sky News
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PvyrN0_BYM
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 09, 2022 11:34 PM (CFSlN)

Italy???
My guess is they'll let the Italians make all their suggestions in pencil.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 09, 2022 11:48 PM (FCbAQ)

270 Well the eye is glued back on, the 2nd reindeer lives and is on the other side of the fireplace and both have been reunited. I think I'm taking the night off.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2022 11:48 PM (VwHCD)

271 I'm just gonna put it out there. LA SWAT tv show that Mrs D watches has got to be the worst crappy over-acted show on TV.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2022 11:48 PM (anj39)

272 Got heavy gusts outside tonight, and they are rattling the windows/ I will be checking to see if I lost any shingles tomorrow.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2022 11:49 PM (xhaym)

273 Italy???
My guess is they'll let the Italians make all their suggestions in pencil.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

Let the Italians design the skin. It will be beautiful.
Don't let them do engineering.

Posted by: MkY at December 09, 2022 11:52 PM (cPGH3)

274 Got heavy gusts outside tonight, and they are rattling the windows/ I will be checking to see if I lost any shingles tomorrow.
Posted by: Kindltot

Same here. Some kid came by today trying to sell windows. He was dispatched quickly.

Posted by: Infidel at December 09, 2022 11:52 PM (ZEa+g)

275 I think I'm taking the night off.
Posted by: Berserker

You've done yeoman's work.
Hell, take the week off. Tell everyone I said so.

Posted by: MkY at December 09, 2022 11:53 PM (cPGH3)

276 Considering Biden's absent mindedness other nations are stepping up. UK, Italy and Japan working together on Japan's next gen fighter.
_Sky News
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PvyrN0_BYM
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 09, 2022 11:34 PM (CFSlN)
***
Now is a good time, a strategic time, for foreign manufacturers to move into space where America has traditionally led the sectors. Our economy and manufacturing base is going to deteriorate a hell of a lot more over the next few years.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2022 11:54 PM (anj39)

277 >>>If his pecker ain't gonna fit in there you can forget about squeezing the box in.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons.

>I never even knew M-n-Ms came in a plastic tube until today. I don't eat candy.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 09, 2022 11:54 PM (geVLo)

278

Everyone's run off to measure out cylinders or some such, I suppose...

Posted by: Zettai at December 09, 2022 11:55 PM (JMSrQ)

279 I never even knew M-n-Ms came in a plastic tube until today. I don't eat candy.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 09, 2022 11:54 PM (geVLo)

I've seen them but they don't look nearly big enough to stick a dick in.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 09, 2022 11:57 PM (ObYMu)

280 Let the Italians design the skin. It will be beautiful.
Don't let them do engineering.
Posted by: MkY at December 09, 2022 11:52 PM (cPGH3)
===
I am expert in how you say mechanics and hydraulics

Posted by: Paolo, PhD at December 09, 2022 11:57 PM (EZebt)

281
>I never even knew M-n-Ms came in a plastic tube until today. I don't eat candy.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

I used to be able to find them at Christmas shaped like a big candycane, always got one for the kids stockings.

Posted by: Infidel at December 09, 2022 11:57 PM (ZEa+g)

282 They were skinny.

Posted by: Infidel at December 09, 2022 11:59 PM (ZEa+g)

283 I've seen them but they don't look nearly big enough to stick a dick in.
Posted by: Jordan61
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Cylinders, and they do come in mini sizes.

Likely a kid, or a very unfortunate man.

Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2022 12:00 AM (3RN75)

284 I never even knew M-n-Ms came in a plastic tube until today. I don't eat candy.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

I used to be able to find them at Christmas shaped like a big candycane, always got one for the kids stockings.

Posted by: Infidel at December 09, 2022 11:57 PM (ZEa+g)

Wow, I forgot all about them. Gotta sneak that onto Mrs B's shopping list.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2022 12:01 AM (VwHCD)

285 Got heavy gusts outside tonight, and they are rattling the windows/ I will be checking to see if I lost any shingles tomorrow.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2022 11:49 PM (xhaym)

The wind tonight has torn open one side of my "green house". I wrap the patio in 3 mil plastic. It keeps the geraniums blooming until February. Also had a small window maker drop from the Doug fir.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 10, 2022 12:01 AM (kts79)

286 One does not "fry" in water.
One "boils" in water. One "parboils" in water. One "steams" in water.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 10, 2022 12:01 AM (jTmQV)

287 India wants in the mix on Japan's 'Tempest'.
The three already have 5th gen F-35s.
Hindustani Times has a pictoral.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV8hPLnlO8U

1980s Japanese cars > 1980s American cars
Take that upgrade, consider today's Pentagram on par with 80s Detroit, and specxulat on their new aircraft.
---
"Japan's Nikkei business daily said that companies Mitsubishi Heavy Industries, BAE Systems and Leonardo would oversee the new project, which is Tokyo's second joint development after its SM-3 missile made with Washington.

Other companies expected to be in the mix are British jet maker Rolls-Royce, Italy's Avio Aero and IHI Corp. of Japan." https://tinyurl.com/3mrfevt4 _By AFP

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 10, 2022 12:01 AM (CFSlN)

288 Likely a kid, or a very unfortunate man.
Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2022 12:00 AM (3RN75)

Guys are so weird.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 10, 2022 12:01 AM (ObYMu)

289 I've seen them but they don't look nearly big enough to stick a dick in.
Posted by: Jordan61

I bet the average dem can.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2022 12:02 AM (VwHCD)

290 Kindltot,

Really big storm system from central CA stretching north to my area. Windy and pouring rain. Snow measuring in the feet for the North Cascades.

Batten down the hatches!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2022 12:04 AM (U2p+3)

291 And hi Beartooth!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2022 12:07 AM (U2p+3)

292 ...Batten down the hatches!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2022 12:04 AM

*pushes button that retracts the ventilation turrets at the palatial Zettaibunker...

Posted by: Zettai at December 10, 2022 12:07 AM (I0G8t)

293 Jordan61!

Get ready, this storm is heading your way.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2022 12:07 AM (U2p+3)

294 Looks like they have them at wally world and amazon.

Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2022 12:07 AM (ZEa+g)

295 has anyone else been captivated by the "Police Pursuits" ewetoob channel? some of the absolute crapola the obviously ~~alleged~~ perps come up with is over the top. the 111mph pit maneuvers ain't too bad either. some of the round-y-round tour de'back yard are delightful.

bluf...do not try to run from the Arkansas state troopers. those craycray fooks will pit anything. unless you have a vehicle that can outrun the charger r/t at speeds above 141 mph well enough to get out of sight.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 10, 2022 12:09 AM (3CCua)

296 Get ready, this storm is heading your way.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2022 12:07 AM (U2p+3)

I'm just glad I don't have to go to work until Monday. I hate driving in the snow.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 10, 2022 12:12 AM (ObYMu)

297 ...Batten down the hatches!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2022 12:04 AM

*pushes button that retracts the ventilation turrets at the palatial Zettaibunker...
Posted by: Zettai at December 10, 2022 12:07 AM (I0G8t)
***

Down scope.
Take us deep Vasili.

Posted by: Kaptain Ramius at December 10, 2022 12:13 AM (anj39)

298 Snow the other day. Tonight, 20 degrees.

Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2022 12:13 AM (ZEa+g)

299 Ryan Reynolds is worryingly close to a lot of nutty woke shit, but he's invariably playing it for laughs so I'm inclined to cut him some slack.

Posted by: CppThis at December 10, 2022 12:14 AM (UewuT)

300 11 Well, I'm stuck in an airport lounge waiting on a late flight on my way back from Denver. Charlotte International. Not home, but at least I'm back in the South. I can see and hear Americans here, instead of just foreigners and/or Communist pigdogs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2022 10:04 PM (rXdKG)

Last time I flew through Charlotte, there was a piano in the connector between the concourses and people were semi-regularly playing it. This was the before times, before Coofy McCooferson made everyone totally nuts, but if you get bored maybe it's worth investigating.

Posted by: CppThis at December 10, 2022 12:18 AM (UewuT)

301
Wow, I forgot all about them. Gotta sneak that onto Mrs B's shopping list.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2022 12:01 AM (VwHCD)

Don't forget the butter

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 10, 2022 12:19 AM (WF/xn)

302 Ryan Reynolds is worryingly close to a lot of nutty woke shit, but he's invariably playing it for laughs so I'm inclined to cut him some slack.
Posted by: CppThis at December 10, 2022 12:14 AM (UewuT)
***

I think Reynolds is not only talented, but one really smart dude. He is a money-making machine.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2022 12:20 AM (anj39)

303 I have a cousin who works in a fed prison infirmary. The shiat he sees. There's a phenomenon among certain immigrant populations to insert marbles in the skin on the shaft.>

Posted by: Mishdog at December 10, 2022 12:23 AM (uwW33)

304 Well, 11 PM and I hear four shots off in the distance, not too far away. We live in a safe neighborhood. We have full time security. Two shootings in the 20 years we have been here this time, both by outside actors.

One, maybe 10 years ago, was at about 3 AM and it woke me up. Counted 14 shots that was about two blocks from us. Some kid gunned down in his front yard.

No worries. We are secure.

Posted by: Javems at December 10, 2022 12:25 AM (yYCFy)

305 I couldn't care less about soccer, but Ryan Reynolds show about his purchase of Wrexham was great.

Posted by: CA Token at December 10, 2022 12:25 AM (2+yws)

306 I have a cousin who works in a fed prison infirmary. The shiat he sees. There's a phenomenon among certain immigrant populations to insert marbles in the skin on the shaft.>
Posted by: Mishdog at December 10, 2022 12:23 AM (uwW33)

Ouch

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 10, 2022 12:27 AM (ObYMu)

307 My chrysalism sometimes gets overtaken by my ellipsism.
True story and Sad!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2022 12:30 AM (8GBH4)

308 I have a cousin who works in a fed prison infirmary. The shiat he sees. There's a phenomenon among certain immigrant populations to insert marbles in the skin on the shaft.>
Posted by: Mishdog at December 10, 2022 12:23 AM (uwW33)

Ouch
Posted by: Jordan61

I don't understand humanity.

Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2022 12:30 AM (ZEa+g)

309 I don't understand humanity.
Posted by: Infidel

Nah, you don't understand people. THAT ain't humanity

Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2022 12:32 AM (cPGH3)

310 I have a cousin who works in a fed prison infirmary. The shiat he sees. There's a phenomenon among certain immigrant populations to insert marbles in the skin on the shaft.>
Posted by: Mishdog at December 10, 2022 12:23 AM (uwW33)

Going for the ribbed look, if I envision this correctly. Actually wish I hadn't.

Posted by: Javems at December 10, 2022 12:32 AM (yYCFy)

311 Some dudes will stick their dicks in anything. I have no idea why. I'm not sticking a bunch of weird stuff up my hoohah. It's a boy thing.

Also, the Maverick movie is a load of shit. Totally contrived, idiocy, and nonsense. I feel bad for Val Kilmer, but Tom Cruise deserves all the ridicule I can come up with for that pile of steaming vanity.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 10, 2022 12:35 AM (LOVUx)

312 No worries. We are secure.
Posted by: Javems at December 10, 2022 12:25 AM (yYCFy)

The first night I moved DH to Alaska, some idiot emptied a revolver outside our window in the every lovely neighborhood of Spenard. He really thought we should call the cops. He knows better now.

Shrug, and go back to bed already.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 10, 2022 12:37 AM (LOVUx)

313 On the new Jet, saw one quote by Rishi Suntak (Brit) giving the impression they were the lead on the project.
Japan's been working on 6th gen for two years that I know of.

If it were not for Rolls Royce, Briton wouldn't be in it.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 10, 2022 12:38 AM (CFSlN)

314 How "men" who want to ban guns drink milk:

https://bit.ly/3HmSCv1

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 10, 2022 12:39 AM (Bd6X8)

315 Rolls Royce is about the only thing that remains of Briton.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 10, 2022 12:39 AM (CFSlN)

316 Looks like most of the heavy wind is up the coast, but we will get some

I should have gotten the clothespins on my polytunnels today.
I will go look for the plastic tomorrow I suppose.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2022 12:40 AM (xhaym)

317 84 My dog thinks the vacuum is evil and the only thing in the house subject to attack. He even growls at the closet door.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2022 10:25 PM (anj39)

************

Your dog isn't wrong.

Posted by: Dust Mites who live in the carpet at December 10, 2022 12:41 AM (xxG/v)

318 Nope, wrong we got some serious gusts out there tonight. Gonna lose some trees I guess.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2022 12:41 AM (xhaym)

319 Going for the ribbed look, if I envision this correctly. Actually wish I hadn't.
Posted by: Javems at December 10, 2022 12:32 AM (yYCFy)

That is about right, the knobbed look. Originally a SE Asia thing, or Philippines

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2022 12:43 AM (xhaym)

320 Lived in a neighborhood (short while) that the morning coffee topic was, 'how many shots did you count' and 'which direction did they come from'.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 10, 2022 12:43 AM (CFSlN)

321 the South. I can see and hear Americans here, instead of just foreigners and/or Communist pigdogs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I'm an old fart, and I hate travelling nowadays, but as modern airports go, Douglas(s?) is really nice.

Posted by: Oedipus at December 10, 2022 12:45 AM (LObGw)

322 I couldn't care less about soccer, but Ryan Reynolds show about his purchase of Wrexham was great.
Posted by: CA Token

I've heard that's great, by a totally non-soccer friend.

Posted by: Oedipus at December 10, 2022 12:47 AM (LObGw)

323 Alzschmerz. Yup. I got that one. Every friggin' morning before I get get up to face the day.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 10, 2022 12:47 AM (UQUAY)

324 Well, off to bed before midnight.

Posted by: Javems at December 10, 2022 12:48 AM (yYCFy)

325 Lost part of the roof of my woodshed. It is metal sheeting and it wasn't nailed down.
Going to have to get that taken care of tomorrow, if it doesn't all blow away.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2022 12:49 AM (xhaym)

326 How "men" who want to ban guns drink milk:

https://bit.ly/3HmSCv1
Posted by: Blanco Basura

OK. That goes into the new meme folder for broader distribution.
Well done. Good show, old man... good show I say.

Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2022 12:50 AM (cPGH3)

327 Some dudes will stick their dicks in anything. I have no idea why. I'm not sticking a bunch of weird stuff up my hoohah. It's a boy thing.

Its the testosterone. Men have more so they have a higher sex drive.

Its like the scene from When Harry Met Sally. She complains they have sex constantly...like twice a week! Then he complains they never have sex...like only twice a week!

And that's also why gay guys pile into 30 guys orgies at the drop of a hat, and lesbians don't have sex. At all. (Ace's movies are NOT a documentary)

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2022 12:51 AM (lc5cP)

328 That last meme metaphorically literally killed me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, My cylinder is average at December 10, 2022 12:54 AM (UQUAY)

329 261 Subotai Bahader,
For many years I looked forward to reading what you posted on Belmont Place. I liked Richard Fernandez, but more I like his commenters and especially yours. So very happy to know that you are a Moron.
Posted by: Akua Makana at December 09, 2022 11:40 PM (YkUJb)

********

Same here. I hope to see you post here more often, Subotai.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 10, 2022 12:55 AM (xxG/v)

330 At first, it seems really hard to suck milk through a hot dog straw. But you eventually get used to sucking extra hard.

Posted by: Gun Banner at December 10, 2022 12:59 AM (KFhLj)

331

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Posted by: jennifer at December 10, 2022 01:01 AM (8enrO)

332 OK. That goes into the new meme folder for broader distribution.
Well done. Good show, old man... good show I say.

I only steal the best.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 10, 2022 01:06 AM (Bd6X8)

333 It's dead Jim.

Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2022 01:16 AM (ZEa+g)

334 It's dead Jim.

It just smells that way.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 10, 2022 01:17 AM (Bd6X8)

335 Well, Blanco, guess I will grab another beer.

Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2022 01:19 AM (ZEa+g)

336 ""Some dudes will stick their dicks in anything""

Sooo, you met one of my old bass players? First off, it was always a human female, but many times ghastly. My brother, who also has a way with words had a few gems when it came to that bass player, and I quote-

1. "he has to have a grudge against his dick"
2. "I would rather stick my cock in a bee hive"
3. " I can't believe he fucked that"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2022 01:25 AM (VwHCD)

337 Well, Blanco, guess I will grab another beer.

Good idea. I think I'll wander off to bed. 14 hour workdays get old quickly.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 10, 2022 01:25 AM (Bd6X8)

338 I did order some treat boxes to give away for the treats I make next week.

Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2022 01:26 AM (ZEa+g)

339
1. "he has to have a grudge against his dick"
2. "I would rather stick my cock in a bee hive"
3. " I can't believe he fucked that"
Posted by: Berserker-

roflmao.

Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2022 01:28 AM (ZEa+g)

340 The guy with his Johnson stuck needs a hooker. The hooker gives him a hummer the hardened material goes soft , Johnson goes limp remove Johnson. In theory....

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2022 01:30 AM (mP+mW)

341 Same here Subotai. You are one of the best.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 10, 2022 01:39 AM (7B5FA)

342 They called those elevators "paternosters," because they're so dangerous to use.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2022 01:42 AM (rXdKG)

343 My wife worked in the LA County ER once upon a time. She said about once a month they would get a Hispanic guy with an electric toothbrush stuck up his butt.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 10, 2022 01:43 AM (7B5FA)

344 My wife worked in the LA County ER once upon a time. She said about once a month they would get a Hispanic guy with an electric toothbrush stuck up his butt.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 10, 2022 01:43 AM (7B5FA)

Same dude, or is it just an Aztec thing, and it was a bunch of different dudes?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2022 01:45 AM (rXdKG)

345 I once read a reddit thread of people talking about their worst day on the job. One lady was an ER doc... Had to surgically remove a huge amount of impacted feces and a black, rotten potato from a dude's lower intestine because he was embarrassed to admit he stuck the asstato up there weeks before.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2022 01:50 AM (rXdKG)

346 Yudhishthira's Dice at

I will never understand these sickos.

Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2022 01:52 AM (ZEa+g)

347 I once read a reddit thread of people talking about their worst day on the job. One lady was an ER doc... Had to surgically remove a huge amount of impacted feces and a black, rotten potato from a dude's lower intestine because he was embarrassed to admit he stuck the asstato up there weeks before.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2022 01:50 AM (rXdKG)

Thats a fucked up way to bake a potato

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2022 01:54 AM (VwHCD)

348 Same dude, or is it just an Aztec thing, and it was a bunch of different dudes?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2022 01:45 AM (rXdKG)

I don't know but, they must have had bad breath

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 10, 2022 01:55 AM (WF/xn)

349 I had a buddy in HS who microwaved a cantaloupe and stuck his wiener in it. Turns out the middle was hotter than the outside. Whoops!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2022 01:59 AM (rXdKG)

350 Nodus Tollens: The realization that the plot of your life doesn't make sense to you anymore.

It probably never made sense in the first place, you just thought that it did.

Posted by: But you were so very wrong at December 10, 2022 02:00 AM (f9n7F)

351 Was looking at a thread elsewhere about things found stuffed in guys rectums. One guy had an entire tube of Vaseline jammed in. A commenter imagined the conversation:
Guy one : how much lube?
Guy two:two fingers worth
Guy one: nah use the whole tube
Guy one :NOT LIKE MY THAT

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2022 02:02 AM (mP+mW)

352 Wisdom from me tonight:

1.) Don't put potatoes up your ass

2.) Don't put your dick in a hot cantaloupe

3.) DON'T EVER GET A CONNECTING FLIGHT THROUGH CHARLOTTE DOUGLAS INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT

This airport is should be called Charlotte Hellport. Delayed flights always suck. Delayed flights here are a Kafkaesque journey of sorrow.

I just want to see my family

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2022 02:04 AM (rXdKG)

353 I had a buddy in HS who microwaved a cantaloupe and stuck his wiener in it. Turns out the middle was hotter than the outside. Whoops!

How do microwaves work?

Posted by: Insane Clown Posse B-Sides at December 10, 2022 02:08 AM (KFhLj)

354 I'm safe.

Trust me.

Posted by: Baby Tater at December 10, 2022 02:09 AM (KFhLj)

355 Hello, sailor!

Posted by: Fingerlings at December 10, 2022 02:13 AM (KFhLj)

356 Any of you ever hear about the man with 5 dicks?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 10, 2022 02:21 AM (KFhLj)

357 His pants fit like a glove.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 10, 2022 02:21 AM (KFhLj)

358 https://tinyurl.com/3w8j28wv
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2022 02:22 AM (xhxe8)

359 Re: Griner

Her past comments are wholly damning. That person does not deserve such a prisoner swap.

That is history, we are here now. Open your ear to her now. She may not be the same person. I can easily imagine her recent experiences could change her opinions. She might come back a patriot.

I will not pass judgement until she shows herself anew.

Posted by: Somebody buy Elon a beer for me at December 10, 2022 02:33 AM (JcnFx)

360 She came back wearing a BLM shirt I read
She learned nothing but how much privilege she has, it just took a little time.

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2022 02:38 AM (xhxe8)

361 My dog thinks the vacuum is evil and the only thing in the house subject to attack. He even growls at the closet door.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2022 10:25 PM

My dog would lay there, oblivious, while I had to vacuum around her. It was kind of funny but annoying, like, MOVE already.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at December 10, 2022 02:54 AM (2vHvP)

362 Our cats were deathly afraid of the vacuum, yet long ago as a kid our German Shepherd Brutus loved to be vacuumed

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2022 02:56 AM (xhxe8)

363 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 10, 2022 03:06 AM (sAmhv)

364 Howdy all. Has anyone heard from Christopher Taylor lately?

Posted by: Farmer at December 10, 2022 03:17 AM (55Qr6)

365 Wisdom from me tonight:

1.) Don't put potatoes up your ass
2.) Don't put your dick in a hot cantaloupe
3.) DON'T EVER GET A CONNECTING FLIGHT THROUGH CHARLOTTE DOUGLAS INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
This airport is should be called Charlotte Hellport. Delayed flights always suck. Delayed flights here are a Kafkaesque journey of sorrow.
I just want to see my family
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2022 02:04

OK, I just may want skip this ONT. I don't get the potato thing and I never did like cantaloupe. Tho using it that way might be better than eating it.

Posted by: Farmer at December 10, 2022 03:31 AM (55Qr6)

366 Woo-hoo! In before the Pixy thread!

Good evening/morning, All!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 10, 2022 03:32 AM (atmen)

367 364: He's posted a few times recently.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 10, 2022 03:41 AM (sAmhv)

368 That cylinder thing is hilarious.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 10, 2022 03:43 AM (atmen)

369 Thats a fucked up way to bake a potato
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2022 01:54

LMAO Bers, sometimes you are too funny.

Posted by: Farmer at December 10, 2022 03:55 AM (55Qr6)

370 I haven't been able to find jack shit for the last 18 months since the move, and an eye from a wooden reindeer thats been missing for years turns up. Mom wanted those things displayed.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

See ?

Posted by: JT at December 10, 2022 03:57 AM (T4tVD)

371 Pixy is NOOOD

Posted by: Bruce at December 10, 2022 04:04 AM (vd8XM)

372 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at December 10, 2022 04:07 AM (T4tVD)

373 From last night's ONT:

11. Vemödalen: The frustration of photographic something
amazing when thousands of identical photos already exist.

We visited the amazing Antelope Canyon this summer as a side trip to one of the kiddos graduations.

Amazing Antelope Canyon was amazing as was practically every photo I took, and yet -

I had the nagging awareness that every single photo I took had probably been taken the exact same way hundreds (if not thousands of times before).

Ah, well.

I just have to be happy with having the beautiful and adventurous Mrs naturalfake in several of my photos and that makes them unique.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2022 09:13 AM (KLPy8)

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