Mid-Morning Art Thread

Judith Beheading Holofernes
Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Wow

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2022 09:31 AM (IV8Hw)

2 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2022 09:31 AM (T4tVD)

3 1st

Posted by: Skip's phone at December 09, 2022 09:31 AM (vlzKB)

4 How'd the date go?

Oh.. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2022 09:31 AM (qoGsy)

5 And we end the week on a happy note I see.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 09, 2022 09:31 AM (AXxfu)

6 Judith was a badass.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 09, 2022 09:32 AM (AiZBA)

7 White clothing is a bold choice for the headsman.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 09:32 AM (t0OGg)

8 Stupid phone isn't fast enough

Well done of course but wonder what he did to piss off the
Woman

Posted by: Skip's phone at December 09, 2022 09:32 AM (vlzKB)

9 What's the old goat on the far right doing? Critiquing the method?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2022 09:32 AM (IV8Hw)

10 Yep, this is something I would definitely hang. /////

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2022 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

11 Looks like my wife tending to me?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2022 09:32 AM (dO/0d)

12 Huh. I never knew that Judith had teh hawt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 09:33 AM (t0OGg)

13 How'd the date go?

Oh.. . .
Posted by: Tonypete

*SNORT

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2022 09:33 AM (IV8Hw)

14 Why is there no blood splatter on her white dress?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2022 09:33 AM (45fpk)

15 That’ll look great over the mantle.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 09:33 AM (zFo/b)

16 Jeepers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2022 09:33 AM (jn9fL)

17 I like this but I don't know where I'd hang it. Maybe in the guest room, just to make sure that my guests are moderately unsettled.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 09:33 AM (t0OGg)

18 When I asked if this dress made my butt look big, that was the wrong answer!

Posted by: Judith at December 09, 2022 09:33 AM (eOEVl)

19 Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2022 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

20 Those are man forearms, baby!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2022 09:34 AM (IV8Hw)

21 This painting is also claimed as the sixth most sacred painting in Islam.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2022 09:34 AM (ialSb)

22 And we bitch about the otters.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2022 09:34 AM (1n+EO)

23 Well quite a change from yesterday's selection.

Posted by: Tuna at December 09, 2022 09:34 AM (gLRfa)

24 Why is there no blood splatter on her white dress?
Posted by: grammie winger

Heart has to be pumping for splatter. If he was already dead...

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2022 09:35 AM (IV8Hw)

25 Let's not lose our heads over this one.

Also, who the heck is Judith? Or Holofernes, for that matter?

The quality of the painting itself is gorgeous.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2022 09:35 AM (JOtiF)

26 Cue the, "She wanted some head," jokes.

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2022 09:35 AM (oTZbj)

27 Alternate title: Congressman Jordan interrogates "Reverend" Schenk in front of Congress.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2022 09:35 AM (eOEVl)

28 What does this have to do with National Llama Day?

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2022 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

29 Now that's a wakeup call i don't want to receive from the front desk.

Posted by: Scott_T at December 09, 2022 09:35 AM (2waQ7)

30 Gotta appreciate her look of concentration.

Lorena Bobbitt should get a painting done, in the style of Caravaggio

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2022 09:35 AM (ialSb)

31 Her expression says 'Like this?'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2022 09:35 AM (1n+EO)

32 Damn, Judith.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 09, 2022 09:35 AM (+hI+T)

33 She likes to watch.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 09, 2022 09:36 AM (PnkSq)

34 Amazing. Interesting choice for Advent.

Posted by: Ziba at December 09, 2022 09:36 AM (4h9M3)

35 She's got Steve Garvey arms.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 09, 2022 09:36 AM (BTgKJ)

36 He told her to calm down.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 09, 2022 09:36 AM (44ww/)

37
Another bloodthirsty Joo woman.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2022 09:36 AM (MoZTd)

38 The model in the removing Christ from the cross painting I thought I had seen before looks like Christ in Carvaggio's Supper at Emmaus painting.

https://tinyurl.com/2yn6ph82

Off to do blood and urine testing now; see you later. Spent all night studying for the pee testing!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 09, 2022 09:36 AM (Vwz3I)

39 It is like the scene from Airplane! Old lady is lined up to strangle him.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 09, 2022 09:36 AM (+hI+T)

40 "Why Divorce Was Invented"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2022 09:37 AM (ialSb)

41 *reconsiders allowing any woman to get near my neck with a straight razor*

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2022 09:37 AM (JOtiF)

42 Chick looks like Greta.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 09:37 AM (4vi12)

43 And he never asked Judith to make him a sammich again.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 09, 2022 09:37 AM (AXxfu)

44 Judith is an angry bitch.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2022 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

45 Jeepers.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Meepers

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2022 09:37 AM (T4tVD)

46 What did I do to piss you off this time, baby?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 09, 2022 09:37 AM (+hI+T)

47 Everyone thinks a person's head pops off just like that. Lemme tell you, it takes some work.

- - Zombie Jeffrey Dahlmer

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2022 09:37 AM (qoGsy)

48
Holofernes did not load the dishwasher correctly. Again!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2022 09:37 AM (MoZTd)

49 Never heard of this story!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 09, 2022 09:37 AM (BRHaw)

50 When she said she was ready to cut a bitch, she meant it...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez at December 09, 2022 09:37 AM (EsEFH)

51 37
Another bloodthirsty Joo woman.
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True. Nice tits, though.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 09:37 AM (4vi12)

52 Why is there no blood splatter on her white dress?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2022 09:33 AM (45fpk)

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The Medieval Barber prepped him first with a night of leeching to minimize the mess?

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 09, 2022 09:38 AM (PnkSq)

53 45 Jeepers.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Nurse, what are your lunch plans today?

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 09:38 AM (4vi12)

54 Why is there no blood splatter on her white dress?
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2022 09:33 AM (45fpk)

I'd expect a lot more blood than that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2022 09:39 AM (tkR6S)

55 12 Joe, Judith’s hawtness is a major plot point in the story. Holofernes is smitten with her, so he invites her into his tent to drink with him. But he ends up getting snockered, and falls asleep. At which point, Judith beheads him.

I think I got that right. It’s a long time since I read it. But I do remember that all the males in the story thought she was hawt.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 09:39 AM (zFo/b)

56 Talk about a close shave...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 09, 2022 09:39 AM (hOUT3)

57 From wikipedia, why Judy is a badass...
"In the story, Judith, a beautiful widow, is able to enter the tent of Holofernes because of his desire for her. Holofernes was an Assyrian general who was about to destroy Judith's home, the city of Bethulia. Overcome with drink, he passes out and is decapitated by Judith; his head is taken away in a basket (often depicted as being carried by an elderly female servant)."

Walk into an enemy camp, let the General seduce her and convince her to go back to his tent, the she does him in.

Posted by: Scott_T at December 09, 2022 09:39 AM (2waQ7)

58 The subject is not pleasant but the painting itself is beautiful.

Posted by: Tuna at December 09, 2022 09:40 AM (gLRfa)

59 "Is he gonna ask you out again?"

Pretty sure that is a big, fat "No."

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2022 09:40 AM (qoGsy)

60 The account of the beheading of Holofernes by Judith is given in the deuterocanonical Book of Judith, and is the subject of many paintings and sculptures from the Renaissance and Baroque periods. In the story, Judith, a beautiful widow, is able to enter the tent of Holofernes because of his desire for her. Holofernes was an Assyrian general who was about to destroy Judith's home, the city of Bethulia. Overcome with drink, he passes out and is decapitated by Judith; his head is taken away in a basket (often depicted as being carried by an elderly female servant).

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 09, 2022 09:40 AM (BRHaw)

61 He had it coming…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 09:40 AM (zFo/b)

62 I can't help but compare this painting to this other one by Gentileschi. Such a different take on the same subject.

https://tinyurl.com/yc6u68mm

Posted by: Kris at December 09, 2022 09:41 AM (VQp/A)

63 It's s bit grim to hang in the family room. In the past, it might have symbolized the fight over who gets control of the television.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 09, 2022 09:41 AM (p+1gI)

64 I like this but I don't know where I'd hang it. Maybe in the guest room, just to make sure that my guests are moderately unsettled.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 09:33 AM (t0OGg)

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Guest bathroom next to the "Keep the Pee INSIDE the Bowl!" sign ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 09, 2022 09:41 AM (PnkSq)

65 In the deuterocanonical Book of Judith, Holofernes was an invading Assyrian general known for having been beheaded by Judith, a Hebrew widow who entered his camp and beheaded him while he was drunk. Holofernes had been dispatched by Nebuchadnezzar to take vengeance on Israel, which had withheld assistance in his most recent war.

*Zelensky takes notes

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 09, 2022 09:42 AM (+hI+T)

66 "In the story, Judith, a beautiful widow, is able to enter the tent of Holofernes because of his desire for her. Holofernes was an Assyrian general who was about to destroy Judith's home, the city of Bethulia. Overcome with drink, he passes out and is decapitated by Judith; his head is taken away in a basket (often depicted as being carried by an elderly female servant)."

Walk into an enemy camp, let the General seduce her and convince her to go back to his tent, the she does him in.
Posted by: Scott_T at December 09, 2022 09:39 AM (2waQ7)
++++
Honeypot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 09:42 AM (t0OGg)

67 This is the episode of Blind Date that they decided not to air.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 09:42 AM (zFo/b)

68 If they pack it in ice quickly enough, they might be able to reattach it!

Posted by: John Bobbitt at December 09, 2022 09:42 AM (JCZqz)

69 Huh. I never knew that Judith had teh hawt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 09:33 AM (t0OGg)

She seduced him. But I don't remember if the beheading was before, during, or after the planned coitus!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2022 09:42 AM (XIJ/X)

70 I'm told the old crone is holding the bag for the head to be placed in.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2022 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

71 This is much of the reason I always made sure my restraints were deceptively loose.

What? Was that wrong?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2022 09:43 AM (qoGsy)

72 48
Holofernes did not load the dishwasher correctly. Again!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2022 09:37 AM (MoZTd)

Well, in all fairness that IS a beheading offense. (None of the wimminfolk in my household load correctly. It's kinda a think with me.)

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 09, 2022 09:44 AM (BTgKJ)

73 This painting will please the master.

Posted by: Torgo at December 09, 2022 09:44 AM (O6TFO)

74 Holofernes learned what life is like for a male praying mantis.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 09, 2022 09:44 AM (N39Ws)

75 The quality of the painting itself is gorgeous.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2022 09:35 AM (JOtiF)

The dude could paint...and carouse.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2022 09:44 AM (XIJ/X)

76 Friends help you move
Real friends help you move bodies
Grandmas hold the bag to catch the head

Posted by: Misremebered Dismemberment at December 09, 2022 09:44 AM (JCZqz)

77 I'm told the old crone is holding the bag for the head to be placed in.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2022 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

No paper or plaaaastic! Save the Erf!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2022 09:45 AM (tkR6S)

78 Man, guys will just lose their heads over the first pretty face that pays them attention. *tsk*

Posted by: Kris at December 09, 2022 09:45 AM (VQp/A)

79 Judith is cool but I'm partial to Jael who nailed Sisera's head to the floor of her tent.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 09, 2022 09:45 AM (eGTCV)

80 Measure twice, cut once.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2022 09:45 AM (Qzn2/)

81 What's the old goat on the far right doing? Critiquing the method?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2022 09:32 AM (IV8Hw)

That might be my favorite part of the painting!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2022 09:45 AM (XIJ/X)

82

Very Muslim.

But she should be flicking her bean...

Posted by: B. Grinder, Lesbian Anal Dunker at December 09, 2022 09:46 AM (bmiGO)

83 Judith looks pensive...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 09, 2022 09:47 AM (Q4IgG)

84 Well, in all fairness that IS a beheading offense. (None of the wimminfolk in my household load correctly. It's kinda a think with me.)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 09, 2022 09:44 AM (BTgKJ)
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The eternal conflict between the "just-in-time" and "capacity-optimized" dishwasher loading strategies will never reach an amicable resolution.

Because the JITers refuse to acknowledge that they are WRONG WRONG WRONG.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 09:47 AM (t0OGg)

85 That might be my favorite part of the painting!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2022 09:45 AM (XIJ/X)

She looks like the Cumean Sybil from the Sistine Chapel ceiling by that other Michelangelo guy.

Posted by: Kris at December 09, 2022 09:47 AM (VQp/A)

86 I wouldn't buy a dinette set at unpainted Holofernes

Posted by: The my pillar guy at December 09, 2022 09:47 AM (2cfUo)

87 Judith goes back to the Israeli camp: "Hey, guys! Anyone want a little head?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2022 09:48 AM (tkR6S)

88 I've never been awoken unexpectedly from a drunken stupor and decapitated by a MILF hookup, but if I were, I'd imagine my expression would be very similar to Holofernes'.

Posted by: Art Moron at December 09, 2022 09:49 AM (JCZqz)

89 They always told her that she had to be careful or else she'd get a big head.

They were right.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 09:49 AM (t0OGg)

90 I have an old New Yorker cartoon somewhere that's captioned:

"DON'T invite to the same party: Judith with the head of Holofernes and Salome with the head of John the Baptist."

The drawing is of two hawt babes with heads on platters glaring at each other.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 09, 2022 09:49 AM (BTgKJ)

91 NL, Ya'el is one of my very favorite Bible stories.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2022 09:49 AM (IeAWe)

92

Not huge, but very nice titties that I would enjoy sucking on. Then, she's going to be eatin da seafood...

Posted by: B. Grinder, Lesbian Anal Dunker at December 09, 2022 09:49 AM (bmiGO)

93 The eternal conflict between the "just-in-time" and "capacity-optimized" dishwasher loading strategies will never reach an amicable resolution.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

My wife gets so PO'd at me when I adopt Belushi's Samurai Dishwasher Loader actions.

"Hai!" *places cup* "Hai!" *removes and replaces plate*, and so on.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2022 09:50 AM (qoGsy)

94 old woman says

"I got dibs on the head"

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2022 09:50 AM (us2H3)

95 Every painting isn't meant for casual display in the home. The story of Judith and Holofernes was probably well known to the people of the day but this takes it to another level. The cold determination in her expression and the look of terror on his is a stunning contrast. Nothing subtle about the figures' poses or expressions. The deep red of the background echoes the blood spurting from the man's neck. This is a bloody, horrific moment and the artist doesn't soften it. Adding to the horror is that this is not just a quick beheading. Judith is sawing through his neck which would take time. Tough one.

Welcome to your weekend.

Posted by: JTB at December 09, 2022 09:50 AM (7EjX1)

96 I like the way she appears to be studying the cutting angle to find the optimum.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 09, 2022 09:50 AM (hOUT3)

97 Caravaggio going for the "R" action rating here. Actor portraying Holofrenes giving it the gusto. Actress portraying Judith going for the mechanical "Papa showed me how to butcher sheep" attitude.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 09, 2022 09:50 AM (W+kMI)

98 63 It's s bit grim to hang in the family room. In the past, it might have symbolized the fight over who gets control of the television.
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If your wife buys the reproduction of this painting and hangs it on the wall you'd better start sleeping alone.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 09:51 AM (4vi12)

99 How'd the date go?

Oh.. . .
Posted by: Tonypete

He seems to have lost his head over her !

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2022 09:51 AM (V13WU)

100 The story of Judith in the Apocrypha is often compared as an artistic subject to the similar stories of Jael and Sisera in the Old Testament (Book of Judges, a tent spike to the head), and of Salome’s demanding the head of John the Baptist in the New Testament (Luke?).

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 09:51 AM (zFo/b)

101 He had it coming…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 09:40 AM (zFo/b)
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Good Chicago reference. Now I have Catherine Zeta Jones in my head, singing that song.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2022 09:51 AM (/8qYR)

102 She has that look of "Am I doing this right?".
Old teacher "Pretty much...good enough."

Posted by: Paladin at December 09, 2022 09:51 AM (GsJMP)

103
Ya know, I'm getting a real "Good Ol' Shoe" vibe from this whole Griner escapade:

https://youtu.be/1v4ZLwevXAI

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2022 09:52 AM (IeAWe)

104 Judith came up in conversation yesterday, in relation to that Lawrence actress claiming she was the first female action movie star. In 1914, DW Griffith made a film -- the first biblical epic, and the first full-length feature film -- called "Judith of Bethulia." It starred Blanche Sweet (1896-1986). She beheaded Holofernes with a two-handed longsword. It co-starred Lil Gish. In this one, Lil did not shoot anybody. She got good at it later.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 09, 2022 09:52 AM (jYCXf)

105 Waitaminnit -- I know this one! One of the Apocrypha?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2022 09:52 AM (J2vNu)

106 In the days before the invention of the Sawzall, decapitation required physical strength, persistence and lots of plastic sheeting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2022 09:52 AM (Qzn2/)

107 Note to self:

Do NOT piss off Judith.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 09, 2022 09:52 AM (wtvvX)

108 Old woman says, "Tongue. It'll make a nice terrine."

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2022 09:53 AM (V13WU)

109 "We'll go Dutch, he said."

Posted by: Judith of Bethulia at December 09, 2022 09:53 AM (Qzn2/)

110 77 I'm told the old crone is holding the bag for the head to be placed in.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2022 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

No paper or plaaaastic! Save the Erf!
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That will cost her a nickel.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 09:53 AM (4vi12)

111

Can I have 5 minutes with the head - or the stump - before it gets cold?

Posted by: Shemp Smith at December 09, 2022 09:53 AM (bmiGO)

112 She does have a "WTF?" look, as if she imagined beheading would be a lot easier than it is. "Hey, this is like work!" The oldster looking on has an expression that says, "I've seen this before."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2022 09:54 AM (J2vNu)

113 My eyes are up HERE!

Posted by: Judith at December 09, 2022 09:54 AM (3Or4S)

114 101 Huck, there are far worse ladies to have in one’s head.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 09:55 AM (zFo/b)

115 Also, who the heck is Judith? Or Holofernes, for that matter?

The quality of the painting itself is gorgeous.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2022

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The name "Holofernes" translates as "Solid Hell."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2022 09:55 AM (J2vNu)

116 What does this have to do with National Llama Day?
Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2022 09:35 AM

It's National Llama Day?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2022 09:56 AM (Wnv9h)

117 That will cost her a nickel.
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 09:53 AM (4vi12)

When the cashiers at the store asks me if I want plastic bags, I've taken to saying, "You bet I do! Richmond isn't the boss of ME!"

They tend to smile.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 09, 2022 09:56 AM (BTgKJ)

118 But remember one thing, don't lose your head
To a woman that'll spend your bread

Posted by: The my pillar guy at December 09, 2022 09:56 AM (2cfUo)

119 Morning.

Blood and gore. Human suffering and perky tits.

This painting is metal.

Would hang. \m/

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 09, 2022 09:56 AM (jhbtx)

120 Dayum. We go from Nekkid Airplane chick to beheadings.

What did we do wrong? Is this punishment?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 09:56 AM (9qSw/)

121 Sniper says, ‘Well, nothing left for me to do here.’

Posted by: pincorrect at December 09, 2022 09:57 AM (AFtXy)

122 70 I'm told the old crone is holding the bag for the head to be placed in.
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The old bag with the bag is meant to be Judith's servant, as Judith was a gentlewoman. The old servant was a trusted person who was probably her nursemaid, and thus loyal to a degree where she'd go along with anything her dear Lady Judith had in mind.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 09, 2022 09:57 AM (W+kMI)

123 I’m sickened by the violent misandry on display here. Would not hang.

Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at December 09, 2022 09:57 AM (PWI4f)

124 At the store waiting to pickup something and I have now heard the worst Christmas song ever. Kids singing some kind of rap song . This beats them all. No wonder rappers are always shooting each other.

Posted by: fd at December 09, 2022 09:57 AM (wbSsq)

125 Holofernes did not behead himself.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 09:57 AM (zFo/b)

126 She's a redhead.

She cuts off the head and catches the soul in the sack. Duh.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2022 09:57 AM (pwExq)

127 next time my older sis demands that I call her Dr Judith, maybe I'll listen

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2022 09:57 AM (us2H3)

128 101 Huck, there are far worse ladies to have in one’s head.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 09:55 AM (zFo/b)
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Unbelievably talented woman. And gorgeous helps too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2022 09:57 AM (/8qYR)

129 Nice technique. She started from the front, severing the windpipe so he couldn't scream. Smart. Now she's got all night to finish him off and get away. 9/10

I had to dock a point for the light-colored outfit. Wear black to hide the blood.

Posted by: Kris at December 09, 2022 09:57 AM (VQp/A)

130 What did we do wrong? Is this punishment?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 09:56 AM

No Ottoman Guy...so we got that going for us.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2022 09:57 AM (Wnv9h)

131 My first thought was this was somehow a painting of John the Baptist or something.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 09:58 AM (9qSw/)

132 Deary, I don't think that's what he mean when he said he wanted you to give him some head.

Posted by: The old woman next to Judith at December 09, 2022 09:58 AM (lc5cP)

133 And was the last guy ever named Holofernes
And that is the rest, of the story

Posted by: Skip's phone at December 09, 2022 09:58 AM (vlzKB)

134 Judith aint worth losing your head over

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2022 09:58 AM (us2H3)

135
She seduced him. But I don't remember if the beheading was before, during, or after the planned coitus!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2022

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Since she's clothed, I suggest either before, or well after -- they finish, he falls asleep, she creeps into her clothes (ready for a quick getaway), and beheading time ensues.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2022 09:58 AM (J2vNu)

136 It’s National Llama Day?

Dalai or Panchen?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 09:59 AM (zFo/b)

137 115 Also, who the heck is Judith? Or Holofernes, for that matter?

The quality of the painting itself is gorgeous.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2022

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The name "Holofernes" translates as "Solid Hell."
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There's a good name for a metal band.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 09, 2022 09:59 AM (W+kMI)

138 I had to dock a point for the light-colored outfit. Wear black to hide the blood.
Posted by: Kris at December 09, 2022 09:57 AM (VQp/A)

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This is why serious headchoppers wear black rubber aprons.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2022 09:59 AM (Qzn2/)

139 I had to dock a point for the light-colored outfit. Wear black to hide the blood.
Posted by: Kris at December 09, 2022 09:57 AM (VQp/A)

This is good art criticism!

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2022 09:59 AM (pwExq)

140 Take that you invading Assyrian assho!

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2022 10:00 AM (gmo/4)

141 128👍👍

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 10:00 AM (zFo/b)

142 Appropriate tune for this:

https://youtu.be/RS5PUQ_X3Kg

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2022 10:00 AM (tkR6S)

143 She seduced him. But I don't remember if the beheading was before, during, or after the planned coitus!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2022

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It wasn't so much the sex but then he had to wipe his dick on the curtains.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2022 10:00 AM (Qzn2/)

144 She's a redhead.

I'm guessing she's not a real redhead for some reason.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2022 10:00 AM (lc5cP)

145 Vaguely related.

A Perfect Circle - Judith

https://youtu.be/yzf09PYSuhk

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 09, 2022 10:01 AM (jhbtx)

146 Holofernes didn't kill himself.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2022 10:01 AM (UuD2k)

147 "Calm down? CALM DOWN?!!!???"
-- Judith

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 09, 2022 10:01 AM (a3Q+t)

148 I missed yesterday's painting thread and no one thought to bring up Booger's immortal exclamation from Revenge of the Nerds?!?

Sheesh!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 09, 2022 10:01 AM (xxG/v)

149 Nice technique. She started from the front, severing the windpipe so he couldn't scream. Smart. Now she's got all night to finish him off and get away. 9/10

I had to dock a point for the light-colored outfit. Wear black to hide the blood.
Posted by: Kris

Major: General, why do you wear red?
General: So if I'm shot, my men won't see the blood.
Major: Corporal! Bring me my brown pants!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2022 10:02 AM (IV8Hw)

150 I don’t think they made it to coitus. Holofernes passed out before that point.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 10:02 AM (zFo/b)

151 Every painting isn't meant for casual display in the home. The story of Judith and Holofernes was probably well known to the people of the day but this takes it to another level. The cold determination in her expression and the look of terror on his is a stunning contrast. Nothing subtle about the figures' poses or expressions. The deep red of the background echoes the blood spurting from the man's neck. This is a bloody, horrific moment and the artist doesn't soften it. Adding to the horror is that this is not just a quick beheading. Judith is sawing through his neck which would take time. . . .

Welcome to your weekend.
Posted by: JTB at December 09, 2022

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Those Old Testament people were tough.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2022 10:02 AM (J2vNu)

152 When you get a whole book in the Old Testament named for a woman, you know she's a badass.

She'll cut you.

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2022 10:02 AM (gmo/4)

153 I missed yesterday's painting thread and no one thought to bring up Booger's immortal exclamation from Revenge of the Nerds?!?

Sheesh!
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 09, 2022 10:01 AM

"What the fuck is a 'frush'?"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2022 10:03 AM (Wnv9h)

154 "Calm down? CALM DOWN?!!!???"
-- Judith
Posted by: Duncanthrax

The tits are not calm.
Repeat:
The tits are not calm.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2022 10:03 AM (IV8Hw)

155 But I don't remember if the beheading was before, during, or after the planned coitus!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2022

I find during provides optimal freshness.

Posted by: Female praying mantis at December 09, 2022 10:03 AM (a3Q+t)

156 Holofernes didn't kill himself.

Fake news you malinformation conspiracy theorist!

Posted by: The ancient FNM at December 09, 2022 10:03 AM (lc5cP)

157 Ya know, I'm getting a real "Good Ol' Shoe" vibe from this whole Griner escapade:

https://youtu.be/1v4ZLwevXAI
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2022 09:52 AM (IeAWe)
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Except that it isn't that well produced.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 10:03 AM (t0OGg)

158 She's a redhead.

She cuts off the head and catches the soul in the sack. Duh.
Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2022

***
Trust us, we'll clean up after.

Posted by: The Camp Cats at December 09, 2022 10:04 AM (J2vNu)

159 My sister's name is Judith. One doesn't mess with her either.

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2022 10:04 AM (gmo/4)

160 I don’t think they made it to coitus. Holofernes passed out before that point.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Ahhhh. Whiskey dick.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2022 10:04 AM (IV8Hw)

161 Biden releasing nearly $36 billion to aid pensions of union workers

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Because their labor doesn't produce enough income to fund their pensions. Solid plan.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2022 10:05 AM (Y5qcH)

162 What does this have to do with National Llama Day?
Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2022 09:35 AM

It's National Llama Day?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2022 09:56 AM (Wnv9h)

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During Furry Pride Month?

REALLY???

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 09, 2022 10:05 AM (PnkSq)

163 My sister's name is Judith. One doesn't mess with her either.

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2022 10:04 AM

Hmm...an old friend named Judith just added me on LinkedIn yesterday. I question the timing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2022 10:05 AM (Wnv9h)

164 We're going to need a lot more Judiths.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at December 09, 2022 10:05 AM (tA1/w)

165 151 Every painting isn't meant for casual display in the home.

blood, peacocks, etc are hard sells to home owners and decorators

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2022 10:05 AM (us2H3)

166 163 My sister's name is Judith. One doesn't mess with her either.

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2022 10:04 AM

Hmm...an old friend named Judith just added me on LinkedIn yesterday. I question the timing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2022 10:05 AM (Wnv9h

If she asks what your neck size is, run.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:05 AM (9qSw/)

167 Russia's Putin says more US prisoner exchanges are possible.

No shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2022 10:06 AM (IV8Hw)

168 I’m sickened by the violent misandry on display here. Would not hang.

Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at December 09, 2022 09:57 AM (PWI4f)

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Toxic Femininity.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 09, 2022 10:06 AM (PnkSq)

169 >>>But I don't remember if the beheading was before, during, or after the planned coitus!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2022
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My recollection is she got him drunk first, so the sex probably didn't happen. But there is so mush sex in the old testament that might have been thrown that in too. I may have to read the story today and find out!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2022 10:06 AM (/8qYR)

170 If she asks what your neck size is, run.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:05 AM

Way ahead of you. So to speak.

Shame...she's still teh hawt.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2022 10:06 AM (Wnv9h)

171 Um, Holofernes honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

Posted by: Babs of Bethulia at December 09, 2022 10:07 AM (Qzn2/)

172 161 Biden releasing nearly $36 billion to aid pensions of union workers

Because their labor doesn't produce enough income to fund their pensions. Solid plan.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2022 10:05 AM (Y5qcH)

So, Biden spends money we don't have, thus forcing the Fed Res to create said dollars, which creates more inflation. Thus, WE who have savings, pay for their pensions.... OK then... /spit.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 09, 2022 10:07 AM (oHd/0)

173 Judith killing Holofrenes or holding his head seems to have come up many times during the Renaissance and later periods. sort of a Biblical-text excuse to show a hottie with a sword who just sliced a macho dude. Some manga seem to work on the same principle these days, albeit without the Biblical reference.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 09, 2022 10:07 AM (W+kMI)

174 167 Russia's Putin says more US prisoner exchanges are possible.

No shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2022 10:06 AM (IV8Hw

Very stupid Americans. Let's see what else we can get.

Boris, ask for new jordash jeans!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:07 AM (9qSw/)

175 Skimming Instapundit I see that Senator Sinema has left the Democrats and gone Independent. She'll continue caucusing with the Dems, however.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 09, 2022 10:07 AM (jhbtx)

176 152 Well, I wouldn’t exactly describe Ruth as a badass. A woman of exceptional character and piety, but not a badass.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 10:07 AM (zFo/b)

177 Except that it isn't that well produced.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 10:03 AM (t0OGg)

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Yeah, if the pompous frauds running this cornball regime could write like Mamet, the country would probably still be afloat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2022 10:08 AM (IeAWe)

178 Boy, and some people call me a "downer."

The artwork here is getting more cringeworthy in subject matter...although we "downers" approve of images depicting Sodom, since that's likely where we're headed as a nation anyway.

It's just a question of -when- some country will lob the first nuclear warhead at us, according to Revelation 18:
"All your luxury and splendor have vanished, never to be recovered. The merchants who sold these things and gained their wealth from (Mystery Babylon) will stand far off, (from the smoke of her burning) terrified at her (fiery) torment."

Posted by: Ju at December 09, 2022 10:08 AM (aTmM/)

179 This painting is also claimed as the sixth most sacred painting in Islam.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2022 09:34 AM (ialSb)

Lol...but....srsly?

Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2022 10:08 AM (AwYPR)

180 Was Judith the first "stunning and brave" in history?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2022 10:08 AM (Y5qcH)

181 I'm surprised this painting isn't named Never Fuck Crazy.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 10:09 AM (4vi12)

182 Lol...but....srsly?
Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2022 10:08 AM

Silence! I keel you!

Posted by: Achmed at December 09, 2022 10:09 AM (Wnv9h)

183 Holofernes did not behead himself.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 09:57 AM (zFo/b)

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Heh. A young Hillary Clinton ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 09, 2022 10:09 AM (PnkSq)

184 I'm surprised this painting isn't named Never Fuck Crazy.
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 10:09 AM

Alternate title: Remember Rule #1.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2022 10:10 AM (Wnv9h)

185 But there is so mush sex in the old testament

Posted by: Huck Follywood

That's what happens with no electricity or Amazon or Netflix.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2022 10:10 AM (IV8Hw)

186 175 Skimming Instapundit I see that Senator Sinema has left the Democrats and gone Independent. She'll continue caucusing with the Dems, however.
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 09, 2022 10:07 AM (jhbtx)

Once you caucus with a dem it's over. You can never get the smell out.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2022 10:10 AM (Y5qcH)

187 * Should have said "A young Hillary Rodham."

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 09, 2022 10:10 AM (PnkSq)

188 180 Was Judith the first "stunning and brave" in history?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2022 10:08 AM (Y5qcH

Did Cleopatra behead anyone?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:10 AM (9qSw/)

189 178 It's just a question of -when- some country will lob the first nuclear warhead at us

My bets are on North Dakota.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at December 09, 2022 10:10 AM (tA1/w)

190 The subject is not pleasant but the painting itself is beautiful.
Posted by: Tuna at December 09, 2022 09:40 AM (gLRfa)

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The Bradford Exchange had high hopes for its Decapitating Women Collectors Plates series but for some reason the offering just didn't pan out.

Posted by: Babs of Bethulia at December 09, 2022 10:11 AM (Qzn2/)

191 Did Cleopatra behead anyone?
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Nah, she just laid a lot of carpet.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 10:11 AM (4vi12)

192 Russia's Putin says more US prisoner exchanges are possible.

No shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2022 10:06 AM (IV8Hw)
++++
Given the deal they just cut, they are probably salivating over the possibilities.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 10:11 AM (t0OGg)

193 It's interesting to consider which of the Old Testament names, male and female, we still use today (because we find them "natural"?). Judith is one, as are Abigail and Adam, Hannah and Jonathan and Joseph. But does anyone still name a child "Tubalcain," or "Lamech," or "Jephthah"? I don't think so.

I wonder why some names fell out of use?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2022 10:12 AM (J2vNu)

194 Can we trade Russia Joe Biden for...let's say...a box of matches?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:12 AM (9qSw/)

195 Well, I wouldn’t exactly describe Ruth as a badass. A woman of exceptional character and piety, but not a badass.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 10:07 AM (zFo/b)

Agreed.
Now Esther--maybe-- she did save her people and get Haman and his family executed.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 09, 2022 10:12 AM (eGTCV)

196 189 178 It's just a question of -when- some country will lob the first nuclear warhead at us

My bets are on North Dakota.
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I'm at the point now that whichever big city eats one being full of democrat voters and Dominion machines, and empty of any vital industry, so my reaction will be "No big loss."

Posted by: exdem13 at December 09, 2022 10:13 AM (W+kMI)

197 I say we exchange Meghan Markle for Anna Chapman.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 10:13 AM (zFo/b)

198 192 Russia's Putin says more US prisoner exchanges are possible.

No shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2022 10:06 AM (IV8Hw)
++++
Given the deal they just cut, they are probably salivating over the possibilities.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 10:11 AM (t0OGg)

Addtional sales of the Brooklyn Bridge are possible.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2022 10:13 AM (Y5qcH)

199 I would title this "what my wife is thinking when she can't get me to roll on my side and stop snoring."

Posted by: PabloD at December 09, 2022 10:13 AM (pqRYr)

200 It's just a question of -when- some country will lob the first nuclear warhead at us

My bets are on North Dakota.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at December 09, 2022 10:10 AM (tA1/w)

We're getting the nuclear capable B-21 and we're way redder than those wusses up North!

-- South Dakota

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2022 10:14 AM (gmo/4)

201 194 Can we trade Russia Joe Biden for...let's say...a box of matches?
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Russians wouldn't trade Biden for anyone or anything. They like Biden where he is right now.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 09, 2022 10:14 AM (W+kMI)

202 Did Cleopatra behead anyone?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022

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Well, she was THE queen of Egypt. I've never seen any historical detail that said she defended the poor or refused to slay any of her subjects. She was Macedonian Greek by heritage, and the rabble she ruled over weren't even "her" people. I'd be surprised if she gave them a thought.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2022 10:14 AM (J2vNu)

203 Once you caucus with a dem it's over. You can never get the smell out.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2022 10:10 AM (Y5qcH)

Chris Plante is always advertising that smell removal machine on his show. He states it will even remove the stench of Michael Moore if Michael Moore ever visited your home. Maybe it will work for that whore Sinnamon.

I believe it, I believe it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 09, 2022 10:14 AM (R/m4+)

204 Addtional sales of the Brooklyn Bridge are possible.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2022 10:13 AM

J.J. sold before he left?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 09, 2022 10:15 AM (a3Q+t)

205 >>> I wonder why some names fell out of use?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2022 10:12 AM (J2vNu)

I know of a Josephus kid around here. And a Josiah.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2022 10:15 AM (2oHWb)

206 I say we exchange Meghan Markle for Anna Chapman.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022

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Seconded! Throw in a Kardashian while you're at it. Or Joy Reid.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2022 10:15 AM (J2vNu)

207 193 Wolfus, whenever one of my sisters-in-law was pregnant, my Dad used to joke that they should name the baby “Obadiah” or “Habakkuk.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 10:15 AM (zFo/b)

208 188 180 Was Judith the first "stunning and brave" in history?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2022 10:08 AM (Y5qcH

Did Cleopatra behead anyone?
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No, Cleopatra was a queen. She had people to do that for her if it was needed.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 09, 2022 10:16 AM (W+kMI)

209 Hey sailor, want to come up to my room for a little necking?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 09, 2022 10:16 AM (EJqYm)

210 So lemme guess: first date and he asked for a blow job? Off with his head!

Posted by: IC at December 09, 2022 10:16 AM (oX3MH)

211 I wonder why some names fell out of use?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2022 10:12 AM (J2vNu)

Yeah.

Adolf. Builds a bonfire and Rico plays with it.

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2022 10:17 AM (gmo/4)

212 Ruth is another OT name that we think of as "natural." Vashti and Zillah, not so much.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2022 10:17 AM (J2vNu)

213 Seconded! Throw in a Kardashian while you're at it. Or Joy Reid.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2022 10:15 AM

"A" Kardashian?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2022 10:17 AM (Wnv9h)

214 Warren Harding’s middle name was Gamaliel.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 10:17 AM (zFo/b)

215 This painting is also claimed as the sixth most sacred painting in Islam.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2022 09:34 AM (ialSb)

Lol...but....srsly?

Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2022 10:08 AM (AwYPR)

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The first five involve Ottomans.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 09, 2022 10:17 AM (PnkSq)

216 Lol...but....srsly?
Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2022 10:08 AM (AwYPR)
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joke. playing off the Jerusalem claims.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2022 10:18 AM (/Jzgg)

217 It's just a question of -when- some country will lob the first nuclear warhead at us

My bets are on North Dakota.
Posted by: Next2Nothing

What state will North Dakota target?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2022 10:18 AM (IV8Hw)

218 Had learned (as a Protestant) about Salome but don't recall the beheading by Judith.

Scary the way it's depicted...like the routine cutting of any fowl or meat.

Well done but, no, could not hang.

Posted by: Lola at December 09, 2022 10:19 AM (NIYa7)

219 Corn Pop would not emerge victorious if he called the shots for a simple game of Red Rover at Garfield Elementary in Sheboygan. What a fuckin mess. The butterfly effect on this one might be catastrophic for many, and highly likely tragic for quite a few. I am flabbergasted back to accepting that Satan is really kicking and screaming into power for some reason. As it was in the Days of Noah? I had no idea how fucked up it must have been. It will certainly be interesting to watch and eventually reminisce with others in the next dimension after we are born of spirit there, wherever that is.

Posted by: Hairpin Corner Concrete Truck Collision Take Me Now at December 09, 2022 10:19 AM (6BKWh)

220 Old testiment names are kind of metal. Better than Sue.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2022 10:19 AM (2oHWb)

221 Russia's Putin says more US prisoner exchanges are possible.

This is...not normal.

Traditional countries exchange prisoners of war or spies.

Neither Griner or Bout are either.

That marine guy that was probably actually a spy too is closer though. But since he's a straight white guy Biden didn't want to bring him back.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2022 10:19 AM (lc5cP)

222 Judy, Judy, Judy.

Posted by: Cary Grant at December 09, 2022 10:20 AM (I9VC/)

223 If you want to see a commercial for an EV that is as baffling as it is stupid, I give you the Polestar 3:
https://youtu.be/55aLCfyNByU

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 10:20 AM (t0OGg)

224 Do Huskies have Mush Sex?

Where's Hadrian when you need him ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 09, 2022 10:20 AM (PnkSq)

225 It’s interesting how the Hispanics have no trouble naming kids Jesus, while among English-speakers that’s considered blasphemous.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 10:20 AM (zFo/b)

226 What state will North Dakota target?
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I'd guess Illinois.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 10:20 AM (4vi12)

227 I love the book of Ruth. Such a good story. And so much in there.

Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at December 09, 2022 10:20 AM (BjGT6)

228 What state will North Dakota target?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

Posted by: ND nuking SD at December 09, 2022 10:20 AM (lc5cP)

229 How to lose 20lbs. of ugly fat...overnight!

Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2022 10:20 AM (AwYPR)

230 217 It's just a question of -when- some country will lob the first nuclear warhead at us

My bets are on North Dakota.
Posted by: Next2Nothing

What state will North Dakota target?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2022 10:18 AM (IV8Hw)

They will target those dang Southern Rebels.... down on South Dakota!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 09, 2022 10:21 AM (oHd/0)

231 Today, the National Review's spam campaign informed me that they are "Manning the bulwarks if liberty."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 10:22 AM (t0OGg)

232 Dang, what did Holofernes do to Judith?

Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2022 10:22 AM (mE3sO)

233 I would title this "what my wife is thinking when she can't get me to roll on my side and stop snoring."

Posted by: PabloD at December 09, 2022 10:13 AM (pqRYr)

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One Word: ~~Plastics~~ Pulleys.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 09, 2022 10:22 AM (PnkSq)

234 That marine guy that was probably actually a spy too is closer though. But since he's a straight white guy Biden didn't want to bring him back.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2022 10:19 AM (lc5cP)

Good point, this was an exchange of criminals. With wildly disparate infractions. I guess being black, gay, tranny, or whatever the f'k Griner is gets you a big boost on on the criminality scale.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2022 10:22 AM (UuD2k)

235 129
I had to dock a point for the light-colored outfit. Wear black to hide the blood.
Posted by: Kris at December 09, 2022 09:57 AM

Or wear red! Dumbass...

Posted by: Blind Al at December 09, 2022 10:23 AM (JCZqz)

236 All I can hope for in this is that Bout goes right back to his old tricks and starts arming up enemies of our regime tomorrow morning.

May the wind be at your back, Viktor.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2022 10:24 AM (IeAWe)

237 193 But does anyone still name a child "Tubalcain," or "Lamech," or "Jephthah"? I don't think so.

I wonder why some names fell out of use?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2022 10:12 AM (J2vNu)

Funny, I always think of Jephthah as something more out of Greek Tragedy than the OT. Idiot vows and unforeseen consequences were an Olympian specialty.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 09, 2022 10:24 AM (BTgKJ)

238 Definitely bangable... right until she brings out the sword.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 09, 2022 10:24 AM (VWp7G)

239 North Dakota and South Dakota are the only states that joined the Union on the same date (Nov. 2, 1889).

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 10:25 AM (zFo/b)

240 What state will North Dakota target?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2022 10:18 AM (IV8Hw)

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The Deep State?

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 09, 2022 10:25 AM (PnkSq)

241 207 my Dad used to joke that they should name the baby “Obadiah” or “Habakkuk.”

We had cats named Elijah, Moses and Obadiah. Sadly, they are all across the rainbow bridge. We had a prophet theme going on, I guess.

Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at December 09, 2022 10:25 AM (BjGT6)

242 This is...not normal.

Traditional countries exchange prisoners of war or spies.

Neither Griner or Bout are either.

That marine guy that was probably actually a spy too is closer though. But since he's a straight white guy Biden didn't want to bring him back.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2022 10:19 AM

We are no longer a normal or serious nation.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2022 10:25 AM (Wnv9h)

243 239 North Dakota and South Dakota are the only states that joined the Union on the same date (Nov. 2, 1889).
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So a BOGO?

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 10:25 AM (4vi12)

244 >>>All I can hope for in this is that Bout goes right back to his old tricks and starts arming up enemies of our regime tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I agree. Leaving a Marine to die instead of ignoring a despicable, anti-American WNBA player is awful, even for Biden. I cannot understand how this POS "won" the presidency.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 09, 2022 10:26 AM (VWp7G)

245 223 If you want to see a commercial for an EV that is as baffling as it is stupid, I give you the Polestar 3:
https://youtu.be/55aLCfyNByU
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 10:20 AM (t0OGg)

I think it get it. It's a "2001 a Space Odyssey" thing. Except instead of the monolith advancing humanity it delivers a car that can't go as far as the cars we already have and may catch fire in your garage.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2022 10:26 AM (UuD2k)

246 I cannot understand how this POS "won" the presidency.
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Wyatt, you live in Philly and are a cop.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 10:27 AM (4vi12)

247 We are no longer a normal or serious nation.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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I don't think that has been the case since before I was even born.

Gen X has been living a lie all this time.

You Boomers may remember the good 'ol days, but it's been nothing but lies,lies,lies since at least 1968.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 10:28 AM (kMPrp)

248 >>>We are no longer a normal or serious nation.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

The Marine's family believe he will die in the work camps before the U.S. will do anything to try and get him back. But hey, we got back our drug abuser!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 09, 2022 10:28 AM (VWp7G)

249 We are no longer a normal or serious nation.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Sad, but oh so true!
I think the term "functional" might be added there as well!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 09, 2022 10:28 AM (hOUT3)

250 I cannot understand how this POS "won" the presidency.

I suspect that part of the point of all this is to rub it into normies' faces that they no longer have any role in their government.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2022 10:28 AM (lc5cP)

251 Would you name a son Cain?
Maybe, if i was Abel.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 09, 2022 10:28 AM (eGTCV)

252 Wyatt, you live in Philly and are a cop.
Posted by: Puddinhead
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lol

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 10:28 AM (kMPrp)

253 Wasn't "Tubalcain" the secret word that would get your trial instantly dismissed in News Radio if you said it to the judge?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2022 10:28 AM (UuD2k)

254 >>> Definitely bangable... right until she brings out the sword.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 09, 2022 10:24 AM (VWp7G)

Just think how blood it'd be if she only had a soup ladle.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2022 10:29 AM (2oHWb)

255 Wyatt Earp, Grinder voted male-in.

Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2022 10:29 AM (mE3sO)

256 232 Dang, what did Holofernes do to Judith?
Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2022 10:22 AM (mE3sO

He tried to take vengeance on the Israelites for their failure to support the war of King Nebuchadnezzar.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:29 AM (9qSw/)

257 North Dakota and South Dakota are the only states that joined the Union on the same date (Nov. 2, 1889).
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 10:25 AM (zFo/b)
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I think the did the weird thing of splitting the New Mexico Territory into both New Mexico and Arizona, but then waiting to admit Arizona just to keep a weird piece of American history trivia. There was no reason to do that in discrete operations, and Arizona got statehood only a bit more than a *month* after New Mexico. That wasn't some mistake where they all went "oh, shit" and then made Arizona a state, too. Both were in 1912, and both were carved out of the same territory.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 10:29 AM (t0OGg)

258 Wyatt, you live in Philly and are a cop.

Remember to ask every drug zombie you arrest if they voted for Evil Shrek. Because their ballots say they ALL did.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2022 10:29 AM (lc5cP)

259 But hey, we got back our convicted criminal drug abuser!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 09, 2022 10:28 AM (VWp7G)

Suggested edit!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 09, 2022 10:29 AM (hOUT3)

260 247. Yup.

Posted by: Lola at December 09, 2022 10:29 AM (NIYa7)

261 I've known several Esthers, including a sister-in-law.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 09, 2022 10:30 AM (eGTCV)

262 Heya Hrothgar!

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 10:30 AM (kMPrp)

263 I wonder if Manchin will follow Sinema and register as an independent. You would think the turtle would be actively courting him but that would be asking too much of the GOP apparently

Posted by: IC at December 09, 2022 10:30 AM (oX3MH)

264 North Dakota and South Dakota are the only states that joined the Union on the same date (Nov. 2, 1889).
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 10:25 AM (zFo/b)

So I'm sitting here thinking maybe instead of one name split by geography, one state should have been called Dakota and the other Lakota.

Then I think to myself, ya know what this country needs? We need a "-Stan."

Could always split Minneapolis from the rest Minnesota and call it Minnestan, what with all the muzzies.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 09, 2022 10:30 AM (6I9Cl)

265 I think it get it. It's a "2001 a Space Odyssey" thing. Except instead of the monolith advancing humanity it delivers a car that can't go as far as the cars we already have and may catch fire in your garage.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2022 10:26 AM (UuD2k)
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And the soundtrack. "Age of Aquarius?" Why?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 10:30 AM (t0OGg)

266 I suspect that part of the point of all this is to rub it into normies' faces that they no longer have any role in their government.

Posted by: 18-1
See also Fetterman v. Oz

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 09, 2022 10:31 AM (hOUT3)

267 If you want to see a commercial for an EV that is as baffling as it is stupid, I give you the Polestar 3:
https://youtu.be/55aLCfyNByU
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 10:20 AM (t0OGg)
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I think it get it. It's a "2001 a Space Odyssey" thing. Except instead of the monolith advancing humanity it delivers a car that can't go as far as the cars we already have and may catch fire in your garage.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2022

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The Fifth Dimension's version of "Aquarius" was vastly better.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2022 10:32 AM (J2vNu)

268 266 I suspect that part of the point of all this is to rub it into normies' faces that they no longer have any role in their government.

Posted by: 18-1
See also Fetterman v. Oz
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Its all Obama's Smell The Glove Tour.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 10:32 AM (4vi12)

269 Why Hello there yourself SMH!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 09, 2022 10:32 AM (hOUT3)

270 I suspect that part of the point of all this is to rub it into normies' faces that they no longer have any role in their government.
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Stan and his homies like to do that.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 10:32 AM (kMPrp)

271 @244

>>I cannot understand how this POS "won" the presidency.

Well, if he really got 81 million votes, then he was elected because a very large percentage of the country are f**king imbeciles.

Myself, I'm leaning towards, a very large percentage of the country are f**king imbeciles and massive fraud put that POS in the WH.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2022 10:32 AM (hj2D/)

272 Let’s not forget Aunt Esther. Her exchanges with Fred Sanford were the funniest thing on Sanford and Son.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 10:32 AM (zFo/b)

273 There's a site in the modern city of Susa identify as the tomb of Mordecai and Esther.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 09, 2022 10:33 AM (eGTCV)

274 Michelangelo Caravaggio was the Tarantino of his time,

This was Holofernes Vol 2

Posted by: polynikes at December 09, 2022 10:33 AM (0om5x)

275 And the soundtrack. "Age of Aquarius?" Why?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 10:30 AM (t0OGg)

Smelly hippies haven't produce much music in a while.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2022 10:33 AM (UuD2k)

276 CPS: Mom Can't Let Her 3 Kids—Ages 6, 8, and 9—Play Outside by Themselves

https://tinyurl.com/34fprsm9

Via Insty.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 09, 2022 10:33 AM (6I9Cl)

277 I know there was fraud because several key people assured everyone that there was no way Trump would win.

And Biden never left his basement to campaign.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:33 AM (9qSw/)

278 And I'm reading Ezra each morning befor going to work, AlaBama. Need moar coffee.

Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2022 10:33 AM (mE3sO)

279 Kill Holofernes Vol 2

Messed up my own snark

Posted by: polynikes at December 09, 2022 10:33 AM (0om5x)

280 People in 1962: I hope we don't have a nuclear war with Russia but dammit, we will not submit to socialism!

People in 1992: Well thank God we didn't have a nuclear war with Russia. But we must remember freedom is worth any price!

People in 2022: If those fucking Russians don't give us back our convicted drug abusing tranny sportsball player I swear to Ba'al we'll nuke the hell out of them!

Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2022 10:33 AM (lc5cP)

281 I cannot understand how this POS "won" the presidency.

I suspect that part of the point of all this is to rub it into normies' faces that they no longer have any role in their government.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2022 10:28 AM (lc5cP)

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The humiliation is part of the kink.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 09, 2022 10:34 AM (PnkSq)

282 278 And I'm reading Ezra each morning befor going to work, AlaBama. Need moar coffee.
Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2022 10:33 AM (mE3sO

Heh. I'm reading John right now. Probably Matthew next.

I watched the Chosen series (finally) and it's nice to be able to see a mental picture as you read the gospel.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:35 AM (9qSw/)

283 North Dakota and South Dakota are the only states that joined the Union on the same date (Nov. 2, 1889).
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So a BOGO?
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 10:25 AM (4vi12)

In this case, more of a BOFTTO, Buy One, Forced To Take One

Posted by: Wally at December 09, 2022 10:35 AM (FJYfm)

284 264 The Russians refer to all the Central-Asian countries that were once part of the Soviet Union as “Camelstans.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 10:35 AM (zFo/b)

285 Some heads are gonna roll

Posted by: Judith Priest at December 09, 2022 10:35 AM (MJfIf)

286 >>> Would you name a son Cain?
Maybe, if i was Abel.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 09, 2022 10:28 AM (eGTCV)

Caine, Kane, other variations of that name are popular in countries where there was a Gallic speaking population. This is funny because it's origin can roughly be translated as, "son of a bitch". It was a name given to mean, rough fighters so it's popular with dads to name their sons or as a family name. Again, better than Sue.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2022 10:35 AM (2oHWb)

287 >I cannot understand how this POS "won" the presidency.

Well, if he really got 81 million votes, then he was elected because a very large percentage of the country are f**king imbeciles.

Myself, I'm leaning towards, a very large percentage of the country are f**king imbeciles and massive fraud put that POS in the WH.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2022 10:32 AM (hj2D/)

Just remember allegedly there was over 90% turnout of registered voters. Those are North Korean numbers. Didn't happen.

Posted by: polynikes at December 09, 2022 10:36 AM (0om5x)

288 I think the did the weird thing of splitting the New Mexico Territory into both New Mexico and Arizona, but then waiting to admit Arizona just to keep a weird piece of American history trivia. There was no reason to do that in discrete operations, and Arizona got statehood only a bit more than a *month* after New Mexico. That wasn't some mistake where they all went "oh, shit" and then made Arizona a state, too. Both were in 1912, and both were carved out of the same territory.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 10:29 AM (t0OGg)

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Indeed. Thank God they at least didn't name the two new states East New Mexico and West New Mexico.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 09, 2022 10:36 AM (PnkSq)

289 Indeed. Thank God they at least didn't name the two new states East New Mexico and West New Mexico.
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 09, 2022 10:36 AM (PnkSq)

New Mexico and Gently Used Mexico

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 09, 2022 10:38 AM (eGTCV)

290 And the soundtrack. "Age of Aquarius?" Why?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 10:30 AM (t0OGg)

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Appealing to the youths of their target market: the aging 60's hippie boomers?

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 09, 2022 10:38 AM (PnkSq)

291
Indeed. Thank God they at least didn't name the two new states East New Mexico and West New Mexico.
Posted by: ShainS

Wut?
-- Virginia and West Virginia

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2022 10:38 AM (qoGsy)

292 Wut?
-- Virginia and West Virginia
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You can thank Lincoln for that.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 10:39 AM (4vi12)

293 Let’s not forget Aunt Esther. Her exchanges with Fred Sanford were the funniest thing on Sanford and Son.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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They paled in comparison to the smackdowns between my mom and dad. As funny as they were at the time, there were things I really didn't need to hear at such a young age.

I had just finished reading this:

'Seared Souls: How We Abuse Our Children', which is about the coarseness of language that is so common, even among grade-school libraries, and how it does abuse the innocence of children.

"Since I’m going to be criticizing a now widely accepted phenomenon, this piece may evoke eyerolls from some supporters. So be it, because certain things need to be said.
I must confess that with the way many of my fellow adults behave today, it can make me ashamed to be one. I almost sometimes feel as if I want to apologize to the children for the example the contemporary grown-up world now sets. We often lament, and rightly so, how disrespectful many modern youths are, yet a prerequisite for commanding respect is being respectable. There is little respectable about modern American culture."

https://tinyurl.com/5n8dnd27

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 10:39 AM (kMPrp)

294 >>> And the soundtrack. "Age of Aquarius?" Why?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 10:30 AM (t0OGg)

F'ing hippies eventually slouched into rich ass ad and marketing executive jobs.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2022 10:39 AM (2oHWb)

295
New Mexico and Gently Used Mexico
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 09, 2022 10:38 AM (eGTCV)

New Mexico and Certified Pre-Owned Mexico

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 09, 2022 10:39 AM (BTgKJ)

296 Definitely bangable... right until she brings out the sword.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

When she says, "don't stop!", you'd better start reciting to yourself the '38 Yankees batting lineup.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2022 10:40 AM (IV8Hw)

297 Widow with a Bowie Knife.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 09, 2022 10:40 AM (yQpMk)

298 CPS: Mom Can't Let Her 3 Kids—Ages 6, 8, and 9—Play Outside by Themselves

https://tinyurl.com/34fprsm9

Via Insty.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 09, 2022 10:33 AM (6I9Cl)

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"If we can't kill 'em in the womb, we'll try to kill 'em with the jab or at least retard 'em with sexualizing them, masking them, and socially isolating them. For the children ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 09, 2022 10:41 AM (PnkSq)

299 In the West Virginia campaign early in the Civil War, McClellan actually defeated R. E. Lee. Pretty funny.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 10:41 AM (zFo/b)

300 Interesting story in Peru. Former Pres tries to dissolve legislature, get impeached, removed and arrested. New Pres sworn in. All in just a couple of days. They really know how to get shit done.

Peru has had five presidents in the last 25 months.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2022 10:41 AM (UuD2k)

301 Hmm, judith got no fucks to give.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2022 10:41 AM (VwHCD)

302 When she says, "don't stop!", you'd better start reciting to yourself the '38 Yankees batting lineup.
Posted by: rickb223

This is scarily similar to my practice of mentally watching Willie Mays making that over the shoulder catch to slow things down.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2022 10:41 AM (qoGsy)

303 New Mexico and Gently Used Mexico

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 09, 2022 10:38 AM (eGTCV)

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* golf clap *

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 09, 2022 10:43 AM (PnkSq)

304 Judith ! Calm your tits !

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 09, 2022 10:43 AM (WF/xn)

305 >>>Wyatt, you live in Philly and are a cop.
Posted by: Puddinhead
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lol
Posted by: SMH

I mean I know it was rampant fraud, but Trump was galactically better for everyone, especially the economy. At this point we'll all be dead broke in two years.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 09, 2022 10:43 AM (VWp7G)

306 The first cut is the deepest.

Posted by: Rod Stewart at December 09, 2022 10:43 AM (4I/2K)

307 Wut?
-- Virginia and West Virginia
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You can thank Lincoln for that.
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 10:39 AM (4vi12)

Holy crap let it go.

Posted by: polynikes at December 09, 2022 10:43 AM (0om5x)

308 Hmm, judith got no fucks to give.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2022 10:41 AM (VwHCD)
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That is my mom's name, so I'm laughing right now at the absolute truth of this statement.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 10:44 AM (kMPrp)

309 this article ("Why the Left Must Destroy Free Speech - Or Be Destroyed") by Thomas DiLorenzo is pretty fantastic:

https://tinyurl.com/yfjfydrc

hopefully it wasn't in the Morning links and I missed it!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 09, 2022 10:44 AM (w0NJk)

310 If you don't already know THERE'S NO POINT TRYING TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU!!!!

Posted by: Judith screaming womanese at December 09, 2022 10:45 AM (f9n7F)

311 79 Judith is cool but I'm partial to Jael who nailed Sisera's head to the floor of her tent.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 09, 2022 09:45 AM (eGTCV)

That is the middle name of my youngest granddaughter. Seems an odd choice, but I don’t read the Bible and didn’t ask my daughter about it because I don’t want to discuss the Bible with her. Lol Anyway, I can think of prettier names but not my kid, so....

Posted by: Bonnie Blue is sick of the corruption at December 09, 2022 10:45 AM (6petY)

312 The Book of Judith? Daddy issues.

Posted by: Corona at December 09, 2022 10:45 AM (nakGR)

313 The first cut is the deepest.
Posted by: Rod Stewart at December 09, 2022 10:43 AM (4I/2K)

Hey! I'm still alive ya know...

Posted by: Cat Stevens, now a mooselim at December 09, 2022 10:45 AM (R/m4+)

314 I mean I know it was rampant fraud, but Trump was galactically better for everyone, especially the economy. At this point we'll all be dead broke in two years.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
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Trump has a lot of powerful enemies, and these same enemies want us dead.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 10:46 AM (kMPrp)

315 Holofernes: What did I do wrong?

Judith: If you cared you wouldn't have to ask! /Goes back to sawing his head off

Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2022 10:46 AM (lc5cP)

316 The Book of Judith? Daddy issues.
Posted by: Corona
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In my case, mommy issues.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 10:46 AM (kMPrp)

317 Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 10:39 AM (kMPrp)

Sadly, almost no public figure has any concept of decency anymore and their coarse behavior is on virtually inescapable public display 24/7 to even the most innocent of our children!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 09, 2022 10:46 AM (hOUT3)

318 299 In the West Virginia campaign early in the Civil War, McClellan actually defeated R. E. Lee. Pretty funny.
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After the war, McClellan served as an administrator for a number of engineering firms and, in 1878, was elected Governor of New Jersey.

I can't think of a worse fate.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 10:47 AM (4vi12)

319 Gamaliel is a cool name. Used to work with someone by that name and he went by "Mal."

Also an admirable person in the Book of Acts.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 09, 2022 10:47 AM (DhOHl)

320 >>> CPS: Mom Can't Let Her 3 Kids—Ages 6, 8, and 9—Play Outside by Themselves

https://tinyurl.com/34fprsm9

Via Insty.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 09, 2022 10:33 AM (6I9Cl)

Bad neighbors. Neighbors can ruin your whole life. And the really bad ones make it their whole life's mission.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2022 10:47 AM (2oHWb)

321 Wut?
-- Virginia and West Virginia
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You can thank Lincoln for that.
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 10:39 AM (4vi12)

Holy crap let it go.
Posted by: polynikes at December 09, 2022 10:43 AM (0om5x)

I think he's just messing with us now. Or he's like Dr. Doom blaming Reed Richards for all his problems.

"Curse you, Lincoln! LINCOOOOOOOOLN!!!!!!!!!"

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 09, 2022 10:47 AM (oJBxa)

322 It cuts like a knife
But it feels so right.

Posted by: Bryan Adams at December 09, 2022 10:48 AM (4I/2K)

323 That is the middle name of my youngest granddaughter. Seems an odd choice, but I don’t read the Bible and didn’t ask my daughter about it because I don’t want to discuss the Bible with her. Lol Anyway, I can think of prettier names but not my kid, so....
Posted by: Bonnie Blue is sick of the corruption at December 09, 2022 10:45 AM (6petY)
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My mom hates her name.

She goes by Judy, and if you call her Judith, she's goes off like a demon possessed.

Needless to say, when I was a teenager, I'd call her that for s&gs.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 10:48 AM (AHuy6)

324 My Mom was a nurse. When I was a little kid, I wasn’t allowed to say “pee” and “poop.” I had to use the medical terms “urinate” and “defecate.”

I always thought that “defecate” sounded worse than “poop.”

And don’t get me started on the term “bowel movement.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 10:48 AM (zFo/b)

325 Late to the party, need to move to a different time zone.

A woman happy in her labors.

They didn't give sociology doctorates to women back then, but she did her dissertation anyway.

Fantasy Amendment: give the counties of the state the right to expel another county by majority vote of the counties. Leave the expelled a free floating city-state that'd have to negotiate everything.

You'd get 80 counties in Illinois voting to expel Cook.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2022 10:48 AM (8erNz)

326 I think he's just messing with us now. Or he's like Dr. Doom blaming Reed Richards for all his problems.

"Curse you, Lincoln! LINCOOOOOOOOLN!!!!!!!!!"
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One of the many things Lincoln said he would'nt do but did.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 10:49 AM (4vi12)

327 Bad neighbors. Neighbors can ruin your whole life. And the really bad ones make it their whole life's mission.
Posted by: banana Dream
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Having neighbors a mile away helps with that.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 10:49 AM (AHuy6)

328 Judith 1, Holofernes 0

Goaaaaaaaal!!

Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2022 10:49 AM (VF4WI)

329 We prefer the term "Was Virginia."

Posted by: Almost Heaven at December 09, 2022 10:49 AM (DhOHl)

330 Gamaliel is a cool name. Used to work with someone by that name and he went by "Mal."

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Reminds me we need to re-watch Firefly & Serenity again ... never gets old.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 09, 2022 10:49 AM (PnkSq)

331 >>> If you don't already know THERE'S NO POINT TRYING TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU!!!!
Posted by: Judith screaming womanese at December 09, 2022 10:45 AM (f9n7F)

When asked what was wrong Judith responded, "nothing, everything's fine".

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2022 10:49 AM (2oHWb)

332 319 Gamaliel is a cool name. Used to work with someone by that name and he went by "Mal."

Also an admirable person in the Book of Acts.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 09, 2022 10:47 AM (DhOHl)

Plus he Captained the Firefly.... so way high coolness factor!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 09, 2022 10:49 AM (oHd/0)

333 You'd get 80 counties in Illinois voting to expel Cook.
Posted by: JEM
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Yep, and I live in one of them.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 10:50 AM (AHuy6)

334 Judith in the tent with edged weapon

Posted by: The Beatles at December 09, 2022 10:50 AM (4I/2K)

335 329 We prefer the term "Was Virginia."
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Snort. How about West Bank of Virginia?

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 10:50 AM (4vi12)

336 318 You and I can agree on that, Puddinhead.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 10:50 AM (zFo/b)

337 That is the middle name of my youngest granddaughter. Seems an odd choice, but I don’t read the Bible and didn’t ask my daughter about it because I don’t want to discuss the Bible with her. Lol Anyway, I can think of prettier names but not my kid, so....

Posted by: Bonnie Blue is sick of the corruption at December 09, 2022 10:45 AM (6petY)

Never known anyone named "That".

Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2022 10:51 AM (AwYPR)

338 Another Caravaggio. He is my favorite of the old masters.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 09, 2022 10:51 AM (UQUAY)

339 Judith in the tent with edged weapon

That's right. It was definitely her.

Posted by: Col Mustard leaving the study with a bloody dagger at December 09, 2022 10:51 AM (lc5cP)

340 334 Judith in the tent with edged weapon
Posted by: The Beatles at December 09, 2022 10:50 AM (4I/2K)

/looks at the Clue cards...

Nope...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 09, 2022 10:51 AM (oHd/0)

341 My Mom was a nurse. When I was a little kid, I wasn’t allowed to say “pee” and “poop.” I had to use the medical terms “urinate” and “defecate.”
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So was my mom.

She always said the cruder terms, never the medical ones, not at home anyway.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 10:51 AM (AHuy6)

342 Having neighbors a mile away helps with that.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 10:49 AM (AHuy6)

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Truth. Ask me how I know ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 09, 2022 10:51 AM (PnkSq)

343 "And don’t get me started on the term “bowel movement.”

How about, "evacuate" or "eliminate?"

Posted by: Ju at December 09, 2022 10:52 AM (aTmM/)

344 Never known anyone named "That".
Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2022 10:51 AM (AwYPR)

Short for Thateus, I assume.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 09, 2022 10:52 AM (yQpMk)

345 Alternate title: "That'll teach you to leave the seat up!"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 09, 2022 10:52 AM (PiwSw)

346 One of the many things Lincoln said he would'nt do but did.
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 10:49 AM (4vi12)

West Virginia had been wanting to separate from Virginia long before Lincoln. Their opportunity to make it happen was when Virginia seceded. Are you saying West Virginia didn't have the right to 'secede' from Virginia?

Posted by: polynikes at December 09, 2022 10:52 AM (0om5x)

347 Number one and number two.

When walking our four dogs my call-out to spouse is 'uh-oh'. We stock up on bags before walk tho our urb has bag dispensers scattered in the parks we walk thru.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2022 10:52 AM (8erNz)

348 > Bad neighbors. Neighbors can ruin your whole life. And the really bad ones make it their whole life's mission.
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The woman who lived behind us was like that. Accused us of "stealing her cat." It was a stray hanging out at her son's house next door. Yea, her son lived next to her. He traveled a lot. Cat got hungry. Old woman wasn't doing shit to feed the cat, so it split. The "stealing the cat" thing went on for fucking years. Every time I'd see her outside I'd yell "Hey, bitch... I have your cat!" Kids thought it was funny. Wife was not amused.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 09, 2022 10:53 AM (Q4IgG)

349 Truth. Ask me how I know ...
Posted by: ShainS
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G-babies roam about on 16 acres, with no nosy neighbors, and eight dogs to watch over them (including a Great Pyrenees).

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 10:53 AM (AHuy6)

350 343 "And don’t get me started on the term “bowel movement.”

How about, "evacuate" or "eliminate?"
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No snap a turd?

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 10:53 AM (4vi12)

351 345 Alternate title: "That'll teach you to leave the seat up!"
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 09, 2022 10:52 AM (PiwSw)

Well, your Honor, then he said, but first you will...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 09, 2022 10:53 AM (oHd/0)

352 >>>Trump has a lot of powerful enemies, and these same enemies want us dead.
Posted by: SMH

You're not wrong there.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 09, 2022 10:53 AM (VWp7G)

353 Short for Thateus, I assume.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 09, 2022 10:52 AM (yQpMk)

Got a twin...Thissus.

Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2022 10:53 AM (AwYPR)

354 When I was seven I would take my bike a mile on suburban roads into a wooded creek area, and go maybe another mile completely out of sight of anyone.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 09, 2022 10:54 AM (44ww/)

355 I didn't even know that they had cryogenic facilities back then.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 09, 2022 10:54 AM (a4EWo)

356 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Ick.
Goes looking for coffee

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2022 10:54 AM (anj39)

357 353 Short for Thateus, I assume.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 09, 2022 10:52 AM (yQpMk)

Got a twin...Thissus.
Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2022 10:53 AM (AwYPR)

And the picture above is Missus Thussus finally getting tired of people making fun of her name...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 09, 2022 10:55 AM (oHd/0)

358 353 Short for Thateus, I assume.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 09, 2022 10:52 AM (yQpMk)

Got a twin...Thissus.
Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2022 10:53 AM (AwYPR)

I have a wery gweat fwiend in Wome named Biggus Thissus!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 09, 2022 10:55 AM (BTgKJ)

359 It's as if Judith is thinking, What about this way?

Posted by: sidney at December 09, 2022 10:55 AM (Uy/WF)

360 No snap a turd?
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 10:53 AM (4vi12)

Pinch a loaf.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 09, 2022 10:56 AM (44ww/)

361 The feces ! Haha, I hate that word

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 09, 2022 10:56 AM (WF/xn)

362 I thought Tennessee split from Virginia too
Just way earlier

Posted by: Yo! now Ultra MAGA at December 09, 2022 10:56 AM (bTQ72)

363 >>> Never known anyone named "That".
Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2022 10:51 AM (AwYPR)

Still not doing "that".

Posted by: Zombie Meatloaf at December 09, 2022 10:56 AM (2oHWb)

364 Drop the kids off at the pool

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2022 10:56 AM (pMKpk)

365 West Virginia had been wanting to separate from Virginia long before Lincoln. Their opportunity to make it happen was when Virginia seceded. Are you saying West Virginia didn't have the right to 'secede' from Virginia?
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As I recall Lincoln was all against secession. He even fought a war to deny any state the right to secede. If you read Yankee diaries you know what animated them was the hated 'secesh.' Then he changed his war aim.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 10:56 AM (4vi12)

366 I am a boomer and it's been lies since 1960.

One decent President; Reagan. One great President; Trump.

Posted by: Cary Grant at December 09, 2022 10:57 AM (I9VC/)

367 Never known anyone named "That".
Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2022 10:51 AM

*unintelligible*!

Posted by: Cousin It at December 09, 2022 10:57 AM (Wnv9h)

368 Trump has a lot of powerful enemies, and these same enemies want us dead.
Posted by: SMH
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Thanks for the video of the people harmed by the injection and the instances of the population saying "you aren't hearing about people like me because I'm being silenced" yesterday. I couldn't watch it all. It was sickening, especially the young people.

The amazing part is hearing the same refrain over and over. The people suffering from seizures are told it's just "fear" of getting a shot. And the same "it wasn't the injection, it's you, you're the problem, you're why you're having seizures" was being told to different people over and over, by folks in all different parts of the world.

All coordinated.

Posted by: Change Your Socks Regularly at December 09, 2022 10:57 AM (lmM3O)

369 Another Caravaggio. He is my favorite of the old masters.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 09, 2022 10:51 AM (UQUAY)

Yeah, dude is off the charts.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2022 10:57 AM (VwHCD)

370 You can get with thissus or you can get with thatus
You can get with thissus or you can get with thatus
You can get with thissus or you can get with thatus
I think you'll get with thissus coz this is where it's attus

Posted by: Old school hip hop is best hip hop at December 09, 2022 10:58 AM (f9n7F)

371 247 We are no longer a normal or serious nation.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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I don't think that has been the case since before I was even born.
Gen X has been living a lie all this time.
You Boomers may remember the good 'ol days, but it's been nothing but lies,lies,lies since at least 1968.
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As a fellow X-er I think we've been living the lie since 1992. I voted for the Lying Rapist that year, and 30 years later I've come to regret it most deeply. the poor sods who turned out for Prince Charlie had better, more genuine leadership.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 09, 2022 10:58 AM (W+kMI)

372 Feces sounds runny. Turns sounds solid

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 09, 2022 10:58 AM (WF/xn)

373 I thought Tennessee split from Virginia too
Just way earlier
Posted by: Yo! now Ultra MAGA at December 09, 2022 10:56 AM (bTQ72)

North Carolina. But then if you go back far enough the Colonies would claim territory stretching all the way to the Pacific.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 09, 2022 10:58 AM (kogbC)

374 Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 10:56 AM (4vi12)

Your reasoning is assbackwards. Virginia seceded. West Virginia remained in the Union.

Posted by: polynikes at December 09, 2022 10:58 AM (0om5x)

375 >>> It's as if Judith is thinking, What about this way?
Posted by: sidney at December 09, 2022 10:55 AM (Uy/WF)

A modern Judith would have spent twenty minutes just finding the perfect selfie angle. 💀🔪🤳

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2022 10:59 AM (2oHWb)

376 Turds

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 09, 2022 10:59 AM (WF/xn)

377 362 That was Kentucky. But it did so with Virginia’s approval. As did West Virginia, technically.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 10:59 AM (zFo/b)

378 That's why I put 'seceded' in quotes in my prior post.

Posted by: polynikes at December 09, 2022 10:59 AM (0om5x)

379 I voted for the Lying Rapist that year, and 30 years later I've come to regret it most deeply. the poor sods who turned out for Prince Charlie had better, more genuine leadership.
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I voted for Bush I and II and Romney and McCain. I feel so dirty.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 11:00 AM (4vi12)

380 Sets a mood, doesn't it?

Posted by: fluffy reaches for the whetstone at December 09, 2022 11:00 AM (UqnOO)

381 The Facetious Feces opened for.....

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 09, 2022 11:00 AM (WF/xn)

382 >>Bad neighbors. Neighbors can ruin your whole life. And the really bad ones make it their whole life's mission.

The neighbor next door was a lonely old lady, mean as the day was long - my called here Mrs. Kravitz after the nosy neighbor on Bewitched. She died finally and nice you couple bought the house - great neighbors, never say a word. Sometimes you can wait the bad neighbors out.

Posted by: Boswell at December 09, 2022 11:00 AM (+Cgut)

383 Judith in the tent with edged weapon was the scrapped b-side to Lucy in the sky with diamonds

Posted by: The Beatles at December 09, 2022 11:00 AM (4I/2K)

384 Mom was a Labor and Delivery nurse.

A six year old usually is ignorant of what an episiotomy is and what it entails but, nope - we heard it every day at the breakfast table.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2022 11:00 AM (qoGsy)

385 Thanks for the video of the people harmed by the injection and the instances of the population saying "you aren't hearing about people like me because I'm being silenced" yesterday. I couldn't watch it all. It was sickening, especially the young people.
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NP, I couldn't finish watching it either. Seeing the children being forced to take the jab...

Not gonna lie, the parallels between the jab and the mark are uncanny.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 11:01 AM (AHuy6)

386 https://youtu.be/fFNWUqx6TLk

No, completely off topic, just hadn't heard it in a long time.

Chelsea, 999, Damned...sounds of my youth.

Only Clash tune that registered with me then:

https://youtu.be/0tCx11ITaiY

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2022 11:01 AM (8erNz)

387 I let myself get caught in the vortex. No more debating long bow cross bow... I mean Civil war.

Posted by: polynikes at December 09, 2022 11:01 AM (0om5x)

388 You know that South Carolina would’ve tried to secede from the Confederacy at some point, and that the other Confederate states would not have been happy about it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 11:01 AM (zFo/b)

389 Sometimes you can wait the bad neighbors out.

Posted by: Boswell at December 09, 2022 11:00 AM (+Cgut)

That's what we did. We now have great people next door!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2022 11:01 AM (XIJ/X)

390 374 Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 10:56 AM (4vi12)

Your reasoning is assbackwards. Virginia seceded. West Virginia remained in the Union.
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Lincoln signed the bill admitting West Virginia to the Union, on December 31. On March 26, 1863, West Virginia ratified the revised constitution to include the gradual emancipation of slaves. President Lincoln proclaimed that West Virginia would officially be recognized as a state on June 20, 1863.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 11:01 AM (4vi12)

391 The neighbor next door was a lonely old lady, mean as the day was long - my called here Mrs. Kravitz after the nosy neighbor on Bewitched. She died finally and nice you couple bought the house - great neighbors, never say a word. Sometimes you can wait the bad neighbors out.
Posted by: Boswell at December 09, 2022 11:00 AM (+Cgut)

Either my mind is sticking or my keyboard - wife, her (not here), young (not you) - sheesh

Posted by: Boswell at December 09, 2022 11:02 AM (+Cgut)

392 Noodlum.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 09, 2022 11:03 AM (BTgKJ)

393 Thanks for the video of the people harmed by the injection and the instances of the population saying "you aren't hearing about people like me because I'm being silenced" yesterday. I couldn't watch it all. It was sickening, especially the young people.
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Oh, and the lady who explained it so well. Vaccine advocacy approach, IIRC. A psychological method.

Not every shot is loaded, because that would be too obvious. Say 75% are fine, 25% will hurt the recipient permanently. People get the shot and they're fine, and they see that everyone else is fine. Except every once in a while someone isn't. But that person doesn't matter, because most everyone else was fine. So get the booster. Lather, rinse, repeat.

And stifle the social media accounts of people who WEREN'T fine, and gaslight the people who were harmed by telling them it was stress, or the flu, or COVID. You know, the COVID you weren't supposed to get if you got the injection.

The injection did nothing except for what it was meant to do.

Posted by: Change Your Socks Regularly at December 09, 2022 11:04 AM (spZJg)

394 Noodape.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 09, 2022 11:04 AM (kogbC)

395 I had to wait out two sets of neighbors in succession with unsocialized dogs. Was about 10 years before I could step outside my house without being incessantly barked at.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2022 11:04 AM (4I/2K)

396 Noodus throckmortonii

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2022 11:04 AM (J2vNu)

397 Are y'all referring to The War Between The States?

Posted by: Old School at December 09, 2022 11:06 AM (DhOHl)

398 G-babies roam about on 16 acres, with no nosy neighbors, and eight dogs to watch over them (including a Great Pyrenees).
Posted by: SMH

Sounds delightful and much like where I grew up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 09, 2022 11:08 AM (hOUT3)

399 @193 --

Wolfus, that's interested me for some while. My name is a traditional Bible name. It seems common, but I think that's because it's been used for centuries. Yet other Hebrew names seem weird. Not too many Abdegnegos around.

Posted by: Weak Geek at December 09, 2022 11:16 AM (Avppi)

400 Are y'all referring to The War Between The States?
Posted by: Old School at December 09, 2022 11:06 AM (DhOHl)

Ahem.

Posted by: The War of Northern Aggression at December 09, 2022 11:17 AM (yQpMk)

401 @195 --

I always saw Naomi as a schemer. Like "Granny" Daisy Moses in "The Beverly Hillbillies."

Posted by: Weak Geek at December 09, 2022 11:19 AM (Avppi)

402 Got snookered by them big 'ol tiddies.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 09, 2022 11:31 AM (fv27Y)

403 very appropriate
Happy Chanukah

Posted by: israel at December 09, 2022 12:33 PM (4Aev/)

404 book of judith.
i'm going to torment some of my assyr pals with this story.
thanks.

Posted by: cmeat at December 09, 2022 12:38 PM (cyZhK)

405 It has always bothered me how Caravaggio has Judith holding the sword at such an ergonomically awkward angle.

Posted by: SMFH at December 09, 2022 01:17 PM (TIAb4)

406

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