Biden's Non-Binary Puppy Play Fetishist Sam Brinton Accused of Stealing ANOTHER Piece of Luggage, This Time in Las Vegas Airport<br>Plus, LGBT Nation Writer Wonders: Was Sam Brinton's "Gay Conversion" Torture Story a Con?

Biden's Non-Binary Puppy Play Fetishist Sam Brinton Accused of Stealing ANOTHER Piece of Luggage, This Time in Las Vegas Airport
Plus, LGBT Nation Writer Wonders: Was Sam Brinton's "Gay Conversion" Torture Story a Con?

He's going to plead puppyhood as his defense, isn't he?

An energy department official is accused of stealing luggage from Harry Reid International Airport, the 8 News Now Investigators learned Thursday.
A felony warrant was issued for Sam Brinton, a deputy assistant secretary, sources said. The charge is for grand larceny with a value between $1,200 and $5,000, records showed.
...
Brinton faces charges for a similar incident at the Minneapolis airport.

Biden's giving him the Angry WWII General speech right now: "I can't court martial you, Sergeant, so I guess I'll have to G**-damn promote you...! Congratulations, welcome to the Officers Club."

Video report below the fold.

Meanwhile, Brinton claimed that he went through trauma during a "shocking" case of forcible gay conversion which, it would seem, completely backfired.

But he won't give any details about it, won't say who conducted this gay conversion therapy, and won't provide any proof it ever happened.

A writer from LGBT Nation is beginning to suspect Sam Brinton just made the whole melodramatic affair up for sympathy and for promotions by Regime simps.

Sam Brinton? The guy who casually steals women's not-terribly-expensive luggage on a whim and then lies about it?

Lying about his Heroic Backstory doesn't sound like the Sam Brinton I know.

As an LGBTQ+ activist fighting against conversion therapy with my organization Truth Wins Out and the author of Anything But Straight: Unmasking the Lies Behind the Ex-Gay Myth, I had hoped to work with Brinton to expose the harm of conversion therapy. Their story was compelling and could influence public opinion against "ex-gay" practices, which has been my life's mission.
I excitedly reached out to Brinton, and they were oddly inaccessible...

"They." Brinton is "non-binary," remember.

And a Puppy Play fetishist.

...communicating indirectly through intermediary LGBTQ+ activists in the Boston area, where they were attending MIT. The reason for Brinton's scarcity had to do with two simple questions I had asked them: "Who was your conversion therapist, and in which facility did the therapy occur?"
This basic inquiry was critically important for two reasons. First, to share Brinton's story, we had to verify if it was true. Second, Brinton's testimony involved a torture center where hideous abuses were presumably still occurring against children at least as young as 11. If such a place existed, there was a moral imperative to rapidly identify the abusive therapist and contact the authorities to stop the atrocities.
Why was Sam Brinton the only survivor of conversion therapy I've encountered since 1998 who refused to answer these questions? Not only had every other survivor provided this information willingly, but they were eager to fight back and shut down their own therapist or "ex-gay" minister.

Guys, I'm starting to think that maybe leftwing government types are all shady grifters, hustlers, thieves, perverts, and child-groomers.

Please snap me out of it before I continue down this spiral of obviously-deranged thinking.

Biden energy official Sam Brinton has a felony arrest warrant for yet another theft of luggage at an airport, this time in Las Vegas.

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— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) December 9, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 12:00 PM

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2022 12:02 PM (uNylN)

2 This guy is an act IMO. He is punking everybody.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2022 12:03 PM (uNylN)

3 Puppies!... oh wait, wrong kind.

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at December 09, 2022 12:03 PM (53oGX)

4 I don't think his cracker ever had any cheese on it.

Posted by: rd at December 09, 2022 12:03 PM (Z32m1)

5 SPONGE!

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at December 09, 2022 12:04 PM (53oGX)

6 Lying about his Heroic Backstory

ISWYDT

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 09, 2022 12:04 PM (wUHYj)

7 He's going to plead puppyhood as his defense, isn't he?

*rolls up newspaper, but secretes crowbar inside the roll*

Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2022 12:05 PM (eOEVl)

8 He's going to plead puppyhood as his defense, isn't he?

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The character of Klinger in the new tranny reboot of M*A*S*H will be a Furry who -- instead of getting a Section 8 Discharge -- gets promoted to 5-Star General.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 09, 2022 12:06 PM (PnkSq)

9 If Sam "identified" as a piece of luggage, would this be classified as multiple cases of abduction??

Posted by: sparky at December 09, 2022 12:07 PM (rQ62H)

10 There are so many testimonies online about gays leaving the homo life behind due to religious conversion.
Maybe the LGBT writer doing an expose on the abusive gay conversion torture experience can attempt to get an interview with the Holy Spirit.

"My people will get in touch with your people"

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2022 12:07 PM (2rnaS)

11 Pronoun misuse get on my very last and very irritated nerve.

Posted by: huerfano at December 09, 2022 12:07 PM (dTFZY)

12 Way to kick Biden's puppy, Ace.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 09, 2022 12:07 PM (hgD8w)

13 But he won't give any details about it, won't say who conducted this gay conversion therapy, and won't provide any proof it ever happened.

Yes, he made it up.
His version of #metoo.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at December 09, 2022 12:07 PM (Rbu5d)

14 When he skates he'll be heralded as Sam Brinton-Freed!

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 09, 2022 12:07 PM (PnkSq)

15 An energy department official is accused of stealing luggage from Harry Reid International Airport, the 8 News Now Investigators learned Thursday.
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At Harry Reid airport.

You know, if you were to write a scene like this in a political thriller, you'd be laughed out of your editor's office for being a little too on-the-nose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 12:08 PM (t0OGg)

16 Stopped to read the content.

Why? I should have looked away!

Posted by: waveguy at December 09, 2022 12:08 PM (ai2Yq)

17 As I said on the previous thread, I expect he's done this half a dozen times. Vegas is just the first one that matched up missing luggage reports with Brinson's travel itineraries and then looked at the video. I'm willing to bet that if his travel plans were published, you would find other instances of this.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 09, 2022 12:08 PM (a/dOO)

18 The Biden Administration is filled with sober, level headed political appointees like Sam Brinton.

Truly the Best and Brightest of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: rd at December 09, 2022 12:08 PM (Z32m1)

19 Harry Reid International Airport
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What is how do you sum Everything up in four awful words, Alex?

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2022 12:08 PM (ii7PL)

20 This "guy " is one sick puppy

Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2022 12:08 PM (bs+z0)

21 Remember Trump's first HHS secretary basically had to quit because he didn't take enough regularly scheduled flights vs. charters.

Just so that nobody forgets the unserious country they inhabit.

(narrator: Price and the admin. in general were gigantic failures and disappointments in any case, as they exercised virtually none of the vast - unconstitutionally vast - powers that the O-care atrocity invested in HHS to destroy it, and of course did little past the infamous McCain thumbs-down disaster reconciliation attempt to repeal parts of it)

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2022 12:08 PM (OTzUX)

22 When Reagan was president, we had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs and Bob Hope.

With Biden as president, we have no cash, no jobs and no hope!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2022 12:08 PM (IV8Hw)

23 Sounds like this guy has quite enough baggage of his own.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2022 12:08 PM (ykeLU)

24 This thing, Sam the Sham, has a job involving nukes. I saw a guy get a security clearance pulled for a no damage, no injury DWI.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 09, 2022 12:08 PM (lz5hY)

25 Doesn't this asshole have civil service protection?

Posted by: mr tmz at December 09, 2022 12:09 PM (rJ48h)

26 This "guy " is one sick puppy

The son of some friends of ours is named Sam Brinton. I imagine he is coming in for a fair share of teasing.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2022 12:09 PM (eOEVl)

27 I guess the L stands for "Luggage Bandito".

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2022 12:09 PM (Y5qcH)

28 Everywhere you look- fucking mental defectives.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 09, 2022 12:09 PM (G/v5P)

29 "...hideous abuses were presumably still occurring against children at least as young as 11. "

You mean, like surgically maiming children via "life-saving trans therapy"??

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at December 09, 2022 12:10 PM (Rbu5d)

30 MIT lecturers tell their students "nobody gets into MIT by accident." I keep saying all of our institutions are hopelessly corrupt, but this one example is especially disappointing.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at December 09, 2022 12:10 PM (24fqN)

31 Send him to Fauci in a beagle getup. The Science will know what to do with him.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 12:10 PM (zFo/b)

32 Paul Johnson's book, Intellectuals, detail how many of the Left's great minds are sexual deviants. I guess it's chicken and egg.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 09, 2022 12:10 PM (1fvy3)

33 Called "new thread" below just in case others (like me) missed it...

Posted by: gdgm+ at December 09, 2022 12:10 PM (09OuD)

34 Wtf is a puppet play fetish? I'm too scared to google this in case it remains in my browsing history.

Posted by: IC at December 09, 2022 12:10 PM (oX3MH)

35 Meanwhile, Brinton claimed that he went through trauma during a "shocking" case of forcible gay conversion which, it would seem, completely backfired.

I wonder who he was trying to convert?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2022 12:10 PM (anj39)

36 Guys, I'm starting to think that maybe leftwing government types are all shady grifters, hustlers, thieves, perverts, and child-groomers.

Please snap me out of it before I continue down this spiral of obviously-deranged thinking.
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Ace, I'm here to help! Rest assured that the vast majority of our federal workforce are fine, upstanding public servants. A few bad apples in the mix, to be sure, but those are certainly the exception rather than the rule.

Posted by: Andrew McCarthy at December 09, 2022 12:10 PM (+aI/4)

37 Would Biden shower with Brinton? Some one should ask Raggedy Karine.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 12:10 PM (4vi12)

38 Guys, I'm starting to think that maybe leftwing government types are all shady grifters, hustlers, thieves, perverts, and child-groomers.

Please snap me out of it before I continue down this spiral of obviously-deranged thinking.
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Snap out of it, Ace. The Atomic Tranny Dog Boy, COLONEL VIndman, Justice "I can't define a woman" Jackson, Secretary "Maternity Ward" Boot-edge-edge, Vice President "Open Throat" Harris, etc., etc., ad infinitum are *not* indications of a wider problem of competence, credibility and moral rectitude.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 12:10 PM (t0OGg)

39 How does this werdo pervert know the luggage he's stealing belongs to a woman?

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 09, 2022 12:11 PM (eGTCV)

40 But I'm sure the guy that dresses and acts like a weird freaktard and steal luggage was totally committed to his day job.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2022 12:11 PM (Y5qcH)

41
I'm willing to bet that if his travel plans were published, you would find other instances of this.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 09, 2022 12:08 PM

You just saved me a lot of typing.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 09, 2022 12:11 PM (enJYY)

42 Wait, moral sexual perversion is correlated to other moral perversions!?

Let me sit down while I process this.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 09, 2022 12:11 PM (JMAcK)

43 31 Send him to Fauci in a beagle getup. The Science will know what to do with him.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 12:10 PM (zFo/b)

I shudder to think of him and Colonel Puppy from yesterday in the same kennel together.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 09, 2022 12:11 PM (a/dOO)

44 Brinton is "non-binary," remember.

To be "non-binary" is to admit there is binary. Which means two.

So which one are you jackwagon? Male or female?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2022 12:12 PM (IV8Hw)

45 The character of Klinger in the new tranny reboot of M*A*S*H will be a Furry who -- instead of getting a Section 8 Discharge -- gets promoted to 5-Star General.
Posted by: ShainS

Hell, in this day an age, a run-of-the-mill transvestite like Klinger would be considered doing the bare minimum. Like only wearing 15 pieces of flair and Chotchkie's.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 09, 2022 12:12 PM (wUHYj)

46 And this person was the best option for the position, in Biden's opinion? Good grief.

Posted by: IC at December 09, 2022 12:12 PM (oX3MH)

47 You know what's even better than stealing their clothing?

Posted by: Jame Gumb at December 09, 2022 12:12 PM (2oHWb)

48 Note... survivor of conversion therapy... so they now say therapy KILLS?

OK, if those are the new rulez...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 09, 2022 12:12 PM (oHd/0)

49 10 There are so many testimonies online about gays leaving the homo life behind due to religious conversion.
Maybe the LGBT writer doing an expose on the abusive gay conversion torture experience can attempt to get an interview with the Holy Spirit.

"My people will get in touch with your people"
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2022 12:07 PM (2rnaS)

Gay conversion is torture.. but cutting off breasts for minors is totes bueno.

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at December 09, 2022 12:12 PM (53oGX)

50 Running a continuous freak show allows the Biden's to keep loading up the truck with cash without being noticed.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 12:12 PM (4vi12)

51 Looks more like a Coyote with Mange to me.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2022 12:12 PM (jr/Q9)

52 Just so that nobody forgets the unserious country they inhabit.

Humanity is a failed experiment.

Jesus came to earth and gave His very life to redeem us, and what does He get in return? If it were only neglect or disinterest it wouldn't be so bad. But humanity has basically spit in God's face, and we are now living the result of that wholesale rejection.

And it's not going to get better anytime soon.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2022 12:12 PM (2rnaS)

53 MIT lecturers tell their students "nobody gets into MIT by accident." I keep saying all of our institutions are hopelessly corrupt, but this one example is especially disappointing.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at December 09, 2022 12:10 PM (24fqN)
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And they discourage the wrong kinds from attending. Like in government, there's a hierarchy:
1. The people we want
2. The people we'll take
3. The people we don't want

To find out which group you're in, apply for a higher-end graduate program. If you're in group 1, you'll be admitted and given financial aid and a stipend. If you're in group 2, you'll be admitted but will pay full freight. If you're in group 3, you won't be admitted.

It's similar in government.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 12:13 PM (t0OGg)

54 If Brinton went to one, it was just to hook up with guys.

Posted by: Wally at December 09, 2022 12:13 PM (FJYfm)

55 Snap out of it, Ace. The Atomic Tranny Dog Boy, COLONEL VIndman, Justice "I can't define a woman" Jackson, Secretary "Maternity Ward" Boot-edge-edge, Vice President "Open Throat" Harris, etc., etc., ad infinitum are *not* indications of a wider problem of competence, credibility and moral rectitude.

You forgot press secretary Karine "kiss my ass with your questions, I'm out of here!" Jean-Pierre.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2022 12:13 PM (eOEVl)

56 34 Wtf is a puppet play fetish? I'm too scared to google this in case it remains in my browsing history.
Posted by: IC at December 09, 2022 12:10 PM (oX3MH)

Don't

There is some weirdo in the army that does the same creepy crap.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 09, 2022 12:13 PM (dKiJG)

57 Is someone going to "leak" his MIT transcripts and find out that he was accepted as a "minority" (gay/trans/furry) to justify his entrance into MIT, and yet he earned straight D's throughout college?

He just seems like a total f'd up dumb arse.

Posted by: Scott_T at December 09, 2022 12:13 PM (2waQ7)

58 I guess gay conversion makes you they them him her even gayer

Posted by: nckate at December 09, 2022 12:13 PM (0R0Vd)

59 48 Note... survivor of conversion therapy... so they now say therapy KILLS?
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Only the mRNA therapy.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 12:13 PM (4vi12)

60 We need a "Expel the Freaks" party.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2022 12:13 PM (8erNz)

61 This Brinton guy ain't too bright, is he?

Posted by: Cousin Eddie at December 09, 2022 12:13 PM (4I/2K)

62 Wtf is a puppet play fetish? I'm too scared to google this in case it remains in my browsing history.
Posted by: IC

Wtf is a puppet play fetish?
He walks around sniffing ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2022 12:13 PM (IV8Hw)

63 Can we appoint Sam as the ambassador to Russia?

Posted by: rd at December 09, 2022 12:13 PM (Z32m1)

64 >This guy is an act IMO. He is punking everybody.

Posted by: Mister Scott

And that will be Its defense: this wouldn't be happening to It if It weren't a freak

Posted by: DB at December 09, 2022 12:13 PM (geLO8)

65 The enemy can't blackmail him when it's out in the open. See? Easy. The clear thinking of the junta.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 09, 2022 12:13 PM (lz5hY)

66 What if Brinson stole a suitcase and found out it was full og lumberjack shirts and nothing remotely frilly?

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 09, 2022 12:14 PM (eGTCV)

67 I'm not sure what is worse, him not getting jail time or him getting jail time and super enjoying it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 09, 2022 12:14 PM (XvPQV)

68 He just seems like a total f'd up dumb arse.
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This, too, is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 12:14 PM (4vi12)

69 34 Wtf is a puppet play fetish? I'm too scared to google this in case it remains in my browsing history.
Posted by: IC at December 09, 2022 12:10 PM (oX3MH)

Well... it's NOT 'Team America'!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 09, 2022 12:14 PM (oHd/0)

70 If Sam "identified" as a piece of luggage, would this be classified as multiple cases of abduction??
Posted by: sparky at December 09, 2022 12:07 PM (rQ62H)
***

Oh honey...you just have not lived until you have ridden some Samstonight.

Posted by: Brinton dudette wannabe at December 09, 2022 12:14 PM (anj39)

71 John Money smiles from Hell.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 12:14 PM (zFo/b)

72 The enemy can't blackmail him when it's out in the open. See? Easy. The clear thinking of the junta.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 09, 2022 12:13 PM (lz5hY)
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But what's *not* out in the open?

I suspect this is a hole with no bottom.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 12:14 PM (t0OGg)

73 Old and Busted: Keep your laws off my body.

New Hotness: Keep your hands off my luggage.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 09, 2022 12:14 PM (VNpA6)

74 Canker cock Elton John is leaving twitter because of Musk's free speech edict. LOLGF

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 09, 2022 12:14 PM (pb6ET)

75 66 What if Brinson stole a suitcase and found out it was full og lumberjack shirts and nothing remotely frilly?
Posted by: That NLurker

He starts in a Monty Python skit about Lumberjacks and being OK.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2022 12:14 PM (bDjBG)

76 You forgot press secretary Karine "kiss my ass with your questions, I'm out of here!" Jean-Pierre.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2022 12:13 PM (eOEVl)

What do *I* have to do to get noticed? Wear a thong?

Posted by: Admiral Doctor Rachel Levine at December 09, 2022 12:14 PM (PiwSw)

77 >>I guess gay conversion makes you they them him her even gayer

His Gay goes to 11.

Posted by: Nigel T. at December 09, 2022 12:14 PM (jr/Q9)

78 "...contact the authorities to stop the atrocities."

>"don't put that in there"
>did a literal atrocity

Posted by: turnout man at December 09, 2022 12:15 PM (CIcwn)

79 Who interviewed this guy for his job?

Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2022 12:15 PM (AwYPR)

80 Meanwhile, Brinton claimed that he went through trauma during a "shocking" case of forcible gay conversion
_________________

We still use "Old Sparky?" Great news.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2022 12:15 PM (YqDXo)

81 55 Snap out of it, Ace. The Atomic Tranny Dog Boy, COLONEL VIndman, Justice "I can't define a woman" Jackson, Secretary "Maternity Ward" Boot-edge-edge, Vice President "Open Throat" Harris, etc., etc., ad infinitum are *not* indications of a wider problem of competence, credibility and moral rectitude.

You forgot press secretary Karine "kiss my ass with your questions, I'm out of here!" Jean-Pierre.

And of course the "Admiral".

We need God's Pressure Washer to deal with this administration.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2022 12:15 PM (8erNz)

82 Can we appoint Sam as the ambassador to Russia?
Posted by: rd at December 09, 2022 12:13 PM (Z32m1)

Knowing this jackass administration, he'll be appointed ambassador to the Vatican.

Posted by: Wally at December 09, 2022 12:15 PM (FJYfm)

83 > This Brinton guy ain't too bright, is he?

Posted by: Cousin Eddie

playin fast n loose with the word 'he'
only Its doctor knows for sure

Posted by: DB at December 09, 2022 12:15 PM (geLO8)

84 You know who else stole people's luggage?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2022 12:15 PM (4I/2K)

85 He's going to plead puppyhood as his defense, isn't he?

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He'll at least have some strong character witnesses on his side, like this recently retired Colonel "Pup Ravage" -- the original Dog-Faced Pony-Soldier:

https://tinyurl.com/3457vzay

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 09, 2022 12:15 PM (PnkSq)

86 Biden is a fucking creep and hires bigger ones. IDK, maybe to make FJB look better by comparison.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 09, 2022 12:15 PM (q3iUt)

87 Forcible gay conversion? I read that to mean the LGBTs wanted to turn him into one of them. Sadly, he probably means the reverse.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2022 12:16 PM (J2vNu)

88 The TV show Bones had an episode set around dog play kink.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 09, 2022 12:16 PM (eGTCV)

89 What do *I* have to do to get noticed? Wear a thong?

Posted by: Admiral Doctor Rachel Levine

Please, in the name of God, no!

Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2022 12:16 PM (eOEVl)

90 >>> And this person was the best option for the position, in Biden's opinion? Good grief.
Posted by: IC at December 09, 2022 12:12 PM (oX3MH)

The purpose of all regime activity is to benefit the regime and harm the enemies of the regime. When they show you that they can do anything no matter how terrible or repulsive they demoralize you their enemy. In choosing this freak they succeeded as they always do.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2022 12:16 PM (2oHWb)

91 If he gets convicted he'll get sent to a farm upstate.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2022 12:16 PM (Y5qcH)

92 74 Canker cock Elton John is leaving twitter because of Musk's free speech edict. LOLGF
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 09, 2022 12:14 PM (pb6ET)

Who's going to notice? Bueller? Bueller?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 09, 2022 12:16 PM (N39Ws)

93 Guys, I'm starting to think that maybe leftwing ~~government~~ types are all shady grifters, hustlers, thieves, perverts, and child-groomers.
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And communists.

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2022 12:17 PM (YqDXo)

94 Jesus came to earth and gave His very life to redeem us, and what does He get in return? If it were only neglect or disinterest it wouldn't be so bad. But humanity has basically spit in God's face, and we are now living the result of that wholesale rejection.

And it's not going to get better anytime soon.
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2022 12:12 PM (2rnaS)

God tests both groups, and individuals... but only YOU are responsible for the condition of your soul.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 09, 2022 12:17 PM (oHd/0)

95 Faggotry. Faggotry as far as the eye can see.

Posted by: Buzz LightintheLoafers Year at December 09, 2022 12:17 PM (LaNzR)

96 What if Brinson stole a suitcase and found out it was full og lumberjack shirts and nothing remotely frilly?
Posted by: That NLurker

What if Brinson stole a suitcase and found out it was full Peruvian Marching Powder? Just as the authorities grabbed him with media in attendance?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2022 12:17 PM (IV8Hw)

97 Is there anyone too perverse or weird for the Biden administration?

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 09, 2022 12:17 PM (eGTCV)

98 Our population is becoming scary similar to the shit you saw in the movie 5th element.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2022 12:17 PM (VwHCD)

99 They really need to transfer Brinton to Transportation to help out Buttigay.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 12:17 PM (4vi12)

100 I'm willing to bet that if his travel plans were published, you would find other instances of this.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 09, 2022 12:08 PM

I wonder if the value of the stolen items should have been declared on his expense report.

Posted by: Chuck C at December 09, 2022 12:17 PM (xttsV)

101 63
'Can we appoint Sam as the ambassador to Russia?'

God. That'd be funny.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 09, 2022 12:17 PM (q3iUt)

102 Around and around we go.

@JackPosobiec

BREAKING: The Pentagon contracted Victor Bout $60 Million dollars of taxpayer money during the Iraq War to transport 'supplies'

Bout routinely worked as an asset for the US government, even right up to a year before he was arrested

But the TV didn't tell you that, did it

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2022 12:17 PM (ZLI7S)

103 Hard to believe that a mentally ill pervert might not respect normal societal norms.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2022 12:18 PM (KCOCK)

104 Would Biden shower with Brinton?
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Of course. He has a documented history of chasing his dogs to pull their tails after taking showers.

Posted by: screaming in digital at December 09, 2022 12:18 PM (tYr3O)

105 Guys, I'm starting to think that maybe leftwing government types are all shady grifters, hustlers, thieves, perverts, and child-groomers.

An adequate summation.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 09, 2022 12:18 PM (Xrfse)

106 Send him to Fauci in a beagle getup. The Science will know what to do with him.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 12:10 PM (zFo/b)

I shudder to think of him and Colonel Puppy from yesterday in the same kennel together.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 09, 2022 12:11 PM (a/dOO)

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Types Deletes.

Posted by: rd at December 09, 2022 12:18 PM (Z32m1)

107 Heck, if he gets six months that will be like 3.5 years for him. 3.5 FABULOUS years.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 09, 2022 12:18 PM (a/dOO)

108
I think pink colored luggage might be an indication that the owner identifies as a female.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 09, 2022 12:18 PM (enJYY)

109 Senator Lindsey Graham would like to meet with Brinton privately to discuss his future in government.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 09, 2022 12:18 PM (pb6ET)

110 97 Is there anyone too perverse or weird for the Biden administration?
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler?

If you have to ask the question you already know the answer.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2022 12:18 PM (8erNz)

111 92,74-

Elton's going to spend the rest of his days groveling to the Left for being the entertainment at Rush's wedding.

Posted by: Ktgreat at December 09, 2022 12:18 PM (ei7q6)

112 Can we appoint Sam as the ambassador to Russia?
Posted by: rd at December 09, 2022 12:13 PM (Z32m1)
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I was thinking Saudi Arabia, or even better, Pakistan.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2022 12:18 PM (YqDXo)

113 This goof really likes that expensive luggage...

Posted by: Rosasharn at December 09, 2022 12:18 PM (yEBFM)

114 Who's a good boy?

Posted by: Dog the Luggage Hinter at December 09, 2022 12:18 PM (LaNzR)

115 Guys, I'm starting to think that maybe leftwing government types are all shady grifters, hustlers, thieves, perverts, and child-groomers.

Please snap me out of it before I continue down this spiral of obviously-deranged thinking.

I can help.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2022 12:18 PM (MNOJp)

116 @JackPosobiec
BREAKING: The Pentagon contracted Victor Bout $60 Million dollars of taxpayer money during the Iraq War to transport 'supplies'

Bout routinely worked as an asset for the US government, even right up to a year before he was arrested ...
Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2022 12:17 PM (ZLI7S)
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It doesn't get better than this.

2022 is a banner year.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 12:19 PM (t0OGg)

117 The purpose of all regime activity is to benefit the regime and harm the enemies of the regime. When they show you that they can do anything no matter how terrible or repulsive they demoralize you their enemy. In choosing this freak they succeeded as they always do.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2022 12:16 PM (2oHWb)

The Deep States largest fear, is that someone COMPETENT gets put in charge of something. That's why Gen. Flynn had to be destroyed.

The Mandarins wish to run things they way they want, without actual interference from a competent Boss.

Thus, the Freak show.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 09, 2022 12:19 PM (oHd/0)

118 Hey folks! Remember to get your puppies spayed AND neutered...

...if they're nonbinary.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2022 12:19 PM (ykeLU)

119 You know who else stole people's luggage?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2022 12:15 PM (4I/2K)

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The ~~Samsonite~~ American Tourister gorilla?

/Trump used to enjoy watching him all day on Gorilla TV

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 09, 2022 12:19 PM (PnkSq)

120 Canker cock Elton John is leaving twitter because of Musk's free speech edict. LOLGF
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Dear EJ, Twitter is social media, NOT AN AIRPORT. You don't have to announce departures.

Dongo away mad. Just go.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2022 12:19 PM (IV8Hw)

121 He can claim he's a drug sniffing dog and was working for the DEA.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2022 12:19 PM (Y5qcH)

122 97 Is there anyone too perverse or weird for the Biden administration?
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Well, he thinks we are extreme...

Posted by: screaming in digital at December 09, 2022 12:19 PM (tYr3O)

123 If he really wants to make bank he should steal Kim Kardashian's luggage. Lots of expensive clothes guaranteed to make him/it/ they(?) look like a whore.

Posted by: IC at December 09, 2022 12:19 PM (oX3MH)

124 I'm willing to bet that if his travel plans were published, you would find other instances of this.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 09, 2022 12:08 PM

Of course. The thrill of getting away with it is part of the kink.

I bet that the people that he worked with at MIT noticed that their stuff was "missing" a lot.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2022 12:19 PM (KCOCK)

125 I really wish the insane asylums hadn't been shuttered.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 09, 2022 12:20 PM (Q4IgG)

126 I'm beginning to see a pattern here...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 09, 2022 12:20 PM (flINI)

127 Of course. He has a documented history of chasing his dogs to pull their tails after taking showers.
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 09, 2022 12:18 PM (tYr3O)
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Of course. Who doesn't get out of a shower and (presumably in the nude) chase his dog down the hallway to pull the dog's tail? Must happen every day.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2022 12:20 PM (YqDXo)

128 101 63
'Can we appoint Sam as the ambassador to Russia?'

God. That'd be funny.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 09, 2022 12:17 PM (q3iUt)

Iran.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 09, 2022 12:20 PM (PiwSw)

129 How can anyone object to theft in the Harry Reid International Airport? That's like forbidding home runs in Babe Ruth Stadium.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 09, 2022 12:20 PM (TgBWG)

130 There's a meme going around that basically says something to the effect of "Matt Damon has hit hard times".

This dude straight up looks like Matt Damon has hit every branch of the WTF?! tree.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 12:21 PM (KyYMq)

131 74
'Can we appoint Sam as the ambassador to Russia?'

Well, Goodbye...Yellow Brick Road!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 09, 2022 12:21 PM (q3iUt)

132 Please snap me out of it before I continue down this spiral of obviously-deranged thinking.

Ace, you are far too young to indulge in a spiral of obviously-deranged thinking. Snap out of it!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 09, 2022 12:21 PM (a3Q+t)

133 He'd steal Griner's luggage, but all he'd get is some super-large men's clothes and a bunch of drug paraphernalia.

Posted by: Wally at December 09, 2022 12:21 PM (FJYfm)

134 'Can we appoint Sam as the ambassador to Russia?'

God. That'd be funny.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Tehran. They'd teach him how to fly.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2022 12:21 PM (IV8Hw)

135 Is there such a thing as kitten play kink? Asking for that never-to-be-named friend.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2022 12:21 PM (J2vNu)

136 Does Brinton sniff Biden's butt?

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 09, 2022 12:21 PM (eGTCV)

137 I am SO relieved the adults are now in charge!
Plus, no mean tweets!

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at December 09, 2022 12:22 PM (Rbu5d)

138 125 I really wish the insane asylums hadn't been shuttered.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 09, 2022 12:20 PM (Q4IgG)
______________

There's a reason why the Left pushed for legislation - and later Supreme Court decisions - mandating "care in the community." Otherwise we wouldn't have this crap, and a boatload of deranged vagrants wandering around.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2022 12:22 PM (YqDXo)

139 > Is there anyone too perverse or weird for the Biden administration?

Posted by: That NLurker guy

can't say- we're only halfway thru Biden's first term

Posted by: DB at December 09, 2022 12:22 PM (geLO8)

140 I bet that the people that he worked with at MIT noticed that their stuff was "missing" a lot.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2022 12:19 PM (KCOCK)

First, perfect hash for this thread.

Second, I don't know. The vast majority of MIT students are guys, nerdy guys. I don't know that Brinson's into cotton T-shirts and ragged shorts.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 09, 2022 12:22 PM (a/dOO)

141 This thing, Sam the Sham, has a job involving nukes. I saw a guy get a security clearance pulled for a no damage, no injury DWI.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 09, 2022 12:08 PM (lz5hY)
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This sh*thead really pisses me off. My first five years in the Army was as a Nuke Release guy. The crap I had to go through to get that clearance and keep it was extensive. And a friggin' inspection every 6 months. It was so bad we cautioned out guys not to eat anything with poppy seeds as they might pop positive on a drug test.
And then this perverted asshat comes along. It's mockery of the entire system. Makes me wonder what the guys sitting on the nukes are doing or thinking about what they can get away with?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2022 12:22 PM (anj39)

142 'Can we appoint Sam as the ambassador to Russia?'

God. That'd be funny.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 09, 2022 12:17 PM (q3iUt)

Iran.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 09, 2022 12:20 PM (PiwSw)

Iran so far away

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 09, 2022 12:22 PM (XvPQV)

143 Put me some fucking knowledge here. Has there ever been any documented case of the torturiffic "conversion therapy" the Brintonite faggitz claim to have suffered, or is it just making a boogeyman of groups that might counsel people who think they're ghey that they might be confused?

Posted by: What is the deeeeaaaaal with conversion therapy? at December 09, 2022 12:22 PM (f9n7F)

144 "Is there such a thing as kitten play kink?"

Prolly at a public school near you.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at December 09, 2022 12:23 PM (24fqN)

145 An LGBT writer on Grey's Anatomy claimed to pull stories she helped write into the show on cancer, and the cancer forcing her to abort a baby, from her real life. Now it's come out all that was totally false. Her wife has left her over all the lies and embarrassment connected to the lies and no one in Hollywood will return her calls. She claims childhood abuse is the reason for all the lies, but that could be another lie.

Posted by: LizLem at December 09, 2022 12:23 PM (+mkOR)

146 136 Does Brinton sniff Biden's butt?
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 09, 2022 12:21 PM (eGTCV)

Hey, there are some lines even Atomic Tranny Dogboys won't cross...

Posted by: Sam Brinton at December 09, 2022 12:23 PM (PiwSw)

147 An energy department official is accused of stealing luggage from Harry Reid International Airport,
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Well it worked, didn't it?

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2022 12:23 PM (krQz2)

148
'Can we appoint Sam as the ambassador to Russia?'

God. That'd be funny.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 09, 2022 12:17 PM (q3iUt)

Iran.

Famous last words as he gets tossed off a building.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 09, 2022 12:23 PM (enJYY)

149 Canker cock Elton John is leaving twitter because of Musk's free speech edict. LOLGF
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 09, 2022 12:14 PM (pb6ET)

Who's going to notice? Bueller? Bueller?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 09, 2022 12:16 PM (N39Ws)

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Elton will quietly slink back in time for the next re-release of one of his albums, or when there is a big enough Diva for him to immortalize with another simpering version of "Candle in the Wind."

Posted by: rd at December 09, 2022 12:23 PM (Z32m1)

150 And they thought I was crazy just for thinking I was Teddy Roosevelt.

Posted by: Teddy Brewster at December 09, 2022 12:23 PM (zFo/b)

151 Does Brinton sniff Biden's butt?
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 09, 2022 12:21 PM (eGTCV)
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Nope, he can smell Joe's ripe Depends from across the room.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2022 12:23 PM (krQz2)

152 142 'Can we appoint Sam as the ambassador to Russia?'

God. That'd be funny.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 09, 2022 12:17 PM (q3iUt)

Iran.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 09, 2022 12:20 PM (PiwSw)

Iran so far away
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 09, 2022 12:22 PM (XvPQV)

Ayatollah not to do that!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 09, 2022 12:24 PM (oHd/0)

153 Humanity is a failed experiment.

Jesus came to earth and gave His very life to redeem us, and what does He get in return? If it were only neglect or disinterest it wouldn't be so bad. But humanity has basically spit in God's face, and we are now living the result of that wholesale rejection.

And it's not going to get better anytime soon.
Posted by: kallisto
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Humanity is not a failed experiment as the Lord doesn't do failure. Some people, however, using their free will choose to sin and that makes it easier and easier to sin more.

What it shows is that people are lost without guidance from above but that is freely given--all one has to do is ask, trust, and obey. After all, Jonah saved all of Ninevah in a very short time from a very messy end. That book is the one direct citation from Jesus from the OT.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2022 12:24 PM (bDjBG)

154 @JackPosobiec
BREAKING: The Pentagon contracted Victor Bout $60 Million dollars of taxpayer money during the Iraq War to transport 'supplies'

Bout routinely worked as an asset for the US government, even right up to a year before he was arrested ...
Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2022

***
If this guy Victor had to travel back to Russia on a submarine, you know we'd call it Das Bout.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2022 12:24 PM (J2vNu)

155 Send Sam over to transportation, as mentioned above. Then he and Mayor Pete can start doing state sponsored commercials for homopharma, which seem to be common. Commercials that are one click away from dick sucking.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 09, 2022 12:24 PM (lz5hY)

156 puppyhood as his defense

If a real puppy stole luggage every time you got it out we'd put him on the pet thread.

Posted by: DaveA at December 09, 2022 12:24 PM (FhXTo)

157 Does Brinton sniff Biden's butt?
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And just like that, I'm no longer hungry for lunch.

Posted by: screaming in digital at December 09, 2022 12:24 PM (tYr3O)

158 36...Ace, I'm here to help! Rest assured that the vast majority of our federal workforce are fine, upstanding public servants. A few bad apples in the mix, to be sure, but those are certainly the exception rather than the rule.
Posted by: Andrew McCarthy at December 09, 2022 12:10 PM (+aI/4)

I completely agree. All to men (and women, pardon me, ladies)

Posted by: Hanitee at December 09, 2022 12:24 PM (Rbu5d)

159 107 Heck, if he gets six months that will be like 3.5 years for him. 3.5 FABULOUS years.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 09, 2022 12:18 PM (a/dOO)
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The Prom Queen of cell block D.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2022 12:24 PM (YqDXo)

160 134

'Tehran. They'd teach him how to fly.'

And land....Thwapp!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 09, 2022 12:24 PM (q3iUt)

161 Vera Bradley bags are flowered concoctions. He stole it because it's OBVIOUSLY full of women's clothes, not because it's that expensive. They're pricey for what they are. Lots of women like it, I do not. He wanted the CLOTHES that had been worn by a woman....fetish.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 09, 2022 12:24 PM (zbNB4)

162 I think pink colored luggage might be an indication that the owner identifies as a female.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 09, 2022 12:18 PM (enJYY)

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And you said this during PRIDE Month?

REALLY???

Be better, DbZ ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 09, 2022 12:24 PM (PnkSq)

163 This guy is the perfect face of the deviant thieving commie rat democrat party.

Posted by: fd at December 09, 2022 12:24 PM (sn5EN)

164 Brinton should be posted to Korea.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 09, 2022 12:25 PM (eGTCV)

165 Of course. The thrill of getting away with it is part of the kink.

I've had the pleasure of interacting with a couple of sociopaths (one personally, one professionally), and one thing that they both did was lie to people for fun, not because they derived any particular benefit from lying.

After all, it's hilarious to tell someone a bald-faced lie, and watch them stupidly believe it.

Stealing people's luggage is merely a step beyond that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2022 12:25 PM (KCOCK)

166 I hear there is a vacant spot to sit at a Fort Marcy Park. Maybe someone should take this "puppy" for a walk.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 09, 2022 12:25 PM (N39Ws)

167 Elton John is probably a homo-pedophile so was about to be asked to leave.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 09, 2022 12:25 PM (u4CEu)

168 He can claim he's a drug sniffing dog and was working for the DEA.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2022 12:19 PM (Y5qcH)

Now that's "thinking outside the box".

Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2022 12:25 PM (AwYPR)

169 Of course. Who doesn't get out of a shower and (presumably in the nude) chase his dog down the hallway to pull the dog's tail? Must happen every day.
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Hey, the Pelosis go in for Hammerfights in Underwear. Who are we to judge our betters?

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 12:25 PM (4vi12)

170 One other thing, does this puppy fetish thing mea. Theyre also into beastiality?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 09, 2022 12:25 PM (zbNB4)

171 146 136 Does Brinton sniff Biden's butt?
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 09, 2022 12:21 PM (eGTCV)

Hey, there are some lines even Atomic Tranny Dogboys won't cross...
Posted by: Sam Brinton at December 09, 2022 12:23 PM (PiwSw)

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When Tapioca Joe has a whoopsie in his pants, the whole room gets to smell it.

Posted by: rd at December 09, 2022 12:25 PM (Z32m1)

172 Humanity is not a failed experiment as the Lord doesn't do failure.

I created you to fail. You have failed. Therefore I have succeeded. Heads I win, tails you lose. Some laws of power even I have to follow.

Posted by: The Lord at December 09, 2022 12:25 PM (f9n7F)

173 Tom Cotton
@TomCottonAR

Re. Sam Brinton, let's call it what it is: a person clearly unfit for a high-level national security role was hired because the Admin prioritizes wokeness over competence.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2022 12:26 PM (NpAcC)

174 Franz Kafka was a visionary when he wrote about the guy who woke up and realized he'd morphed into a cockroach. That's what populates the world now, cockroach-hearted humanoids whose leader Klaus Schwab has all of us on a fast track to Eat Zee Bugs, thereby driving most of roachy humanity to cannibalism, which is part of the kink for the WEF.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2022 12:26 PM (2rnaS)

175 Is gay conversion, a to or from thing?

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at December 09, 2022 12:26 PM (sX1BW)

176 Testing, 1, 2, 3…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 12:26 PM (zFo/b)

177 150 And they thought I was crazy just for thinking I was Teddy Roosevelt.
Posted by: Teddy Brewster at December 09, 2022 12:23 PM (zFo/b)

Oh, Teddy. We need you to dig another lock for the canal. It seems the COVID shot claimed another victim.

Posted by: Aunt Abby and Aunt Martha at December 09, 2022 12:26 PM (a/dOO)

178 141
'It's mockery of the entire system.'

I know. Every F'ing thing they do is a reenactment of Caligula making his horse a senator.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 09, 2022 12:26 PM (q3iUt)

179 This thing, Sam the Sham, has a job involving nukes.

Nuclear waste. You can make dirty bombs out of nuclear waste.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2022 12:26 PM (KCOCK)

180 Brinton should be posted to Korea.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 09, 2022 12:25 PM (eGTCV)

Saudi

Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2022 12:27 PM (AwYPR)

181 This scandal will dog him for the rest of his career.

Posted by: callsign claymore at December 09, 2022 12:27 PM (/LRJj)

182 Put me some fucking knowledge here. Has there ever been any documented case of the torturiffic "conversion therapy" the Brintonite faggitz claim to have suffered, or is it just making a boogeyman of groups that might counsel people who think they're ghey that they might be confused?
Posted by: What is the deeeeaaaaal with conversion therapy? at December 09, 2022 12:22 PM (f9n7F)
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Demands for evidence are a symptom of structural white supremacism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 12:27 PM (t0OGg)

183 Can someone tell me how gay conversion therapy makes you steal someone's bag 20 years later?

Posted by: MJ at December 09, 2022 12:27 PM (zwDuR)

184 He wanted the CLOTHES that had been worn by a woman....fetish.
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Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Posted by: FBI Special Agents searching Melania's closet at December 09, 2022 12:27 PM (tYr3O)

185 ' Conversion therapy backfires!' Bed covered in feces and blood! Eureka! You're a born politician!'

Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2022 12:27 PM (mE3sO)

186 138 125 I really wish the insane asylums hadn't been shuttered.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 09, 2022 12:20 PM (Q4IgG)
______________

There's a reason why the Left pushed for legislation - and later Supreme Court decisions - mandating "care in the community." Otherwise we wouldn't have this crap, and a boatload of deranged vagrants wandering around.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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In most communities, the local jail is the actual crisis center for mental health. Depending on location, some places have over 50 percent of their jail population as mentally ill. Course, one flew over Cook County jail won't sell as a movie.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2022 12:27 PM (bDjBG)

187 'Tehran. They'd teach him how to fly.'

And land....Thwapp!
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 09, 2022 12:24 PM (q3iUt)

No, they expect you to learn that on your own. If you do successfully land, they give you another flight as a reward.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 09, 2022 12:28 PM (a/dOO)

188 I created you to fail. You have failed. Therefore I have succeeded. Heads I win, tails you lose

this sounds like crazy talk and gives a lot of ammo to those who regard the Christian God as some kind of purveyor of S&M

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2022 12:28 PM (2rnaS)

189 Around and around we go.

@JackPosobiec

BREAKING: The Pentagon contracted Victor Bout $60 Million dollars of taxpayer money during the Iraq War to transport 'supplies'

Bout routinely worked as an asset for the US government, even right up to a year before he was arrested

But the TV didn't tell you that, did it
Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2022 12:17 PM (ZLI7S)
***
No wonder we lost after 20 years of bullshit waste of American lives and treasure.
I swear, every friggin' officer with two or more stars ought to be fired. Every one. And go 50% on the remaining one stars.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2022 12:28 PM (anj39)

190 My first five years in the Army was as a Nuke Release guy.

Hermano!

Posted by: Davy Crockett at December 09, 2022 12:28 PM (a3Q+t)

191 173 Tom Cotton
@TomCottonAR

Re. Sam Brinton, let's call it what it is: a person clearly unfit for a high-level national security role was hired because the Admin prioritizes wokeness over competence.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2022 12:26 PM (NpAcC)

This surely isn't a new behavior for Brinton. So just how through of a job was done doing the necessary background checks for his security clearance? And how did he manage to acquire clearance?

Remember Jared Kuchner's troubles and how the MSM went apeshit?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 09, 2022 12:29 PM (N39Ws)

192 Guys, I'm starting to think that maybe leftwing government types are all shady grifters, hustlers, thieves, perverts, and child-groomers.

Welcome.

We've been waiting for you, brother ace.

There are snacks in the break room, help yourself to coffee or soft drinks. Someone will be by shortly to bring your tinfoil.

I think you'll be very happy here.

Posted by: Anon Society at December 09, 2022 12:29 PM (W8+60)

193 In his library, all the books pages are dog eared.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at December 09, 2022 12:29 PM (O/y88)

194 What is the difference if he steals it at a airport or walks into a store in California and walks out not paying for it?

Posted by: Skip's phone at December 09, 2022 12:29 PM (vlzKB)

195 I'm guessing Justin Castreau wants to meet Brinton.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 09, 2022 12:29 PM (eGTCV)

196 The guy probably has a room full of suitcases at home. Search warrant.

Posted by: fd at December 09, 2022 12:29 PM (sn5EN)

197 I've had the pleasure of interacting with a couple of sociopaths (one personally, one professionally), and one thing that they both did was lie to people for fun, not because they derived any particular benefit from lying.
___________

I've had colleagues whom I suspected of lying routinely just to keep their hand in.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2022 12:29 PM (YqDXo)

198 "Guys, I'm starting to think that maybe leftwing government types are all shady grifters, hustlers, thieves, perverts, and child-groomers."

It isn't just govenment. Scum rises to the top of any organization that gets large enough.

Posted by: Word to your mother at December 09, 2022 12:29 PM (0Tr8g)

199 143 Put me some fucking knowledge here. Has there ever been any documented case of the torturiffic "conversion therapy" the Brintonite faggitz claim to have suffered, or is it just making a boogeyman of groups that might counsel people who think they're ghey that they might be confused?
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Well there was the Ludovico Technique. The British used it.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 12:29 PM (4vi12)

200 189
No wonder we lost after 20 years of bullshit waste of American lives and treasure.
I swear, every friggin' officer with two or more stars ought to be fired. Every one. And go 50% on the remaining one stars.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2022 12:28 PM (anj39)

I'd go further down the ranks than that.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 09, 2022 12:29 PM (N39Ws)

201 175 Is gay conversion, a to or from thing?
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at December 09, 2022 12:26 PM (sX1BW)

From.
To is called 'dating' or grooming if we're honest

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 09, 2022 12:29 PM (XvPQV)

202 He can claim he's a drug sniffing dog and was working for the DEA.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2022 12:19 PM (Y5qcH)

Now that's "thinking outside the box".

Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2022 12:25 PM

You should have typed.......Now that's thinking outside the litter box.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2022 12:29 PM (uNylN)

203 Freaks always show their stripes, always. And if we are lucky their stripes get them in prison orange.

I got a bit demoralized with the Avenatti crap, the media fawning over him and talking up a presidential run. And now he's in prison!

God willing, the same happens to this ridiculous Brinton person, and they end up doing downward facing dog for a big guy in prison.

Posted by: LizLem at December 09, 2022 12:30 PM (+mkOR)

204 183 Can someone tell me how gay conversion therapy makes you steal someone's bag 20 years later?

Posted by: MJ at December 09, 2022 12:27 PM (zwDuR)

Oh look what we have right here...looks like a SCIENCE DENIER has smoked xerself/sxmslef out

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2022 12:30 PM (2rnaS)

205 the only survivor of conversion therapy

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Oh FFS, when they groom young children and convert them to homosexuality, that's OK.

What insideous evil we have let loose in this country.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 09, 2022 12:30 PM (cMXNt)

206 I'm betting he's had more than a little Mississippi Leg hound in him, if you know what I mean, Clark.

Posted by: Cousin Eddie at December 09, 2022 12:31 PM (jr/Q9)

207 156 puppyhood as his defense

If a real puppy stole luggage every time you got it out we'd put him on the pet thread.
Posted by: DaveA at December 09, 2022 12:24 PM (FhXTo)
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The pups, through their umbrella organization PetSmart, are gonna sue for defamation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2022 12:31 PM (YqDXo)

208 To other dogs, Sam looks quite fetching.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 09, 2022 12:31 PM (G/v5P)

209 This thing, Sam the Sham, has a job involving nukes.

Nuclear waste. You can make dirty bombs out of nuclear waste.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2022 12:26 PM (KCOCK)
***

This is a complete failure of the Personal Reliability Program (PRP) for working in and around nuclear materials. Those who deal with the waste have the same security issues as those who deal with the weps.
A failure!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2022 12:31 PM (anj39)

210 Look at the shady people coming out of the MIT Media Lab and the ties to Epstein. MIT is core Deep State.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at December 09, 2022 12:31 PM (q7CJ4)

211 >>No wonder we lost after 20 years of bullshit waste of American lives and treasure.
I swear, every friggin' officer with two or more stars ought to be fired. Every one. And go 50% on the remaining one stars.

I don't want to jump to any crazy conclusions but does it seem a bit odd we gave Russia a notorious arms dealer with the nickname The Merchant of Death while we are shipping billions of dollars of weapons to the region with zero oversight?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2022 12:31 PM (ZLI7S)

212 Someone needs to board a hot pink suit as filled with glitter.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 09, 2022 12:31 PM (eGTCV)

213 181 This scandal will dog him for the rest of his career.

Only if we keep hounding him about it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 12:31 PM (zFo/b)

214 If he really wants to make bank he should steal Kim Kardashian's luggage. Lots of expensive clothes guaranteed to make him/it/ they(?) look like a whore.

Posted by: IC at December 09, 2022 12:19 PM (oX3MH)

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He stole Brie Larson's luggage, but couldn't fit into her skirt.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 09, 2022 12:31 PM (PnkSq)

215 192 Guys, I'm starting to think that maybe leftwing government types are all shady grifters, hustlers, thieves, perverts, and child-groomers.

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Once people become their own moral compass, virtually any action is on the table as justified, moral, and 'good'. And how dare you judge if you feel differently h8r.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2022 12:32 PM (bDjBG)

216 My first five years in the Army was as a Nuke Release guy.

Hermano!
Posted by: Davy Crockett at December 09, 2022 12:28 PM (a3Q+t)

8 inch!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2022 12:32 PM (anj39)

217 > He's going to plead puppyhood as his defense, isn't he?

He washed out of customs dog training, where he was specializing in detecting counterfeit designer clothing and cosmetics, and now reflexively alerts on luggage that contains high fashion items.

Not his fault, really.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 12:32 PM (bW8dp)

218 200 Stop at LtCol. And then start the firing squads.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 09, 2022 12:32 PM (lz5hY)

219 I don't want to jump to any crazy conclusions but does it seem a bit odd we gave Russia a notorious arms dealer with the nickname The Merchant of Death while we are shipping billions of dollars of weapons to the region with zero oversight?

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About as odd as putting a klepto cross dresser in charge of nuclear waste.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at December 09, 2022 12:32 PM (sX1BW)

220 210 Look at the shady people coming out of the MIT Media Lab and the ties to Epstein. MIT is core Deep State.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at December 09, 2022 12:31 PM (q7CJ4)

*give Tom Scholz the side-eye*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 09, 2022 12:32 PM (PiwSw)

221 I'd bet that part of his "kink" is wearing the clothes that are in the bags he steals.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 09, 2022 12:32 PM (vGklE)

222 The guys we know at dept of energy said the stealing luggage thing is totally unsurprising. He totally just does what he wants protected by identity

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 09, 2022 12:33 PM (zbNB4)

223 What is the difference if he steals it at a airport or walks into a store in California and walks out not paying for it?
Posted by: Skip's phone at December 09, 2022 12:29 PM (vlzKB)
++++
Attitude and motivation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 12:33 PM (t0OGg)

224 205

'What insideous evil we have let loose in this country.'

I didn't do any such thing. Give a piece of cheese to the mouse in your pocket.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 09, 2022 12:33 PM (q3iUt)

225 This surely isn't a new behavior for Brinton. So just how through of a job was done doing the necessary background checks for his security clearance? And how did he manage to acquire clearance?
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The guys who did the "background check" are still laughing at their joke.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2022 12:33 PM (YqDXo)

226 Re. Sam Brinton, let's call it what it is: a person clearly unfit for a high-level national security role was hired because the Admin prioritizes wokeness over competence.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2022 12:26 PM (NpAcC)

This surely isn't a new behavior for Brinton. So just how through of a job was done doing the necessary background checks for his security clearance? And how did he manage to acquire clearance?

Remember Jared Kuchner's troubles and how the MSM went apeshit?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 09, 2022 12:29 PM (N39Ws)
______________________

Two Rules. There are always two rules. There will be two rules until we are all dead.

Posted by: rd at December 09, 2022 12:33 PM (Z32m1)

227 And it was at the Harry Reid International Airport in Las Vegas.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2022 12:33 PM (NpAcC)

228
I've had colleagues whom I suspected of lying routinely just to keep their hand in.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Little nugget though, what about their published research then.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2022 12:33 PM (bDjBG)

229 Someone needs to board a hot pink suit as filled with glitter.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 09, 2022 12:31 PM (eGTCV)

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... and a camera!

LOL. Where is that Porch-Pirate Glitter-Bomb Guy (works for JPL, right? maybe went to MIT, too?) when you need him?

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 09, 2022 12:33 PM (PnkSq)

230 bet that part of his "kink" is wearing the clothes

I assumed that was the whole point

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 09, 2022 12:33 PM (zbNB4)

231
Morons not celebrating diversity will be met with lower social credit scores.

How can we support this brave pioneer challenging property fascism?

Posted by: Auspex at December 09, 2022 12:34 PM (j4U/Z)

232 I'd bet that part of his "kink" is wearing the clothes that are in the bags he steals.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 09, 2022 12:32 PM (vGklE)

Eating them.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 09, 2022 12:34 PM (eGTCV)

233 I remember the scenes in Pet Smart when they used the Cone of Shame.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 12:34 PM (zFo/b)

234 Now that's "thinking outside the box".

Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2022 12:25 PM

You should have typed.......Now that's thinking outside the litter box.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2022 12:29 PM (uNylN)

Never had a pup that used a litter box...had one that ate from the litter box.

Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2022 12:34 PM (AwYPR)

235 And they calll it, puppy looooove......

Posted by: Boston Baked Brains at December 09, 2022 12:34 PM (3Or4S)

236 Skip's phone @ 194-
Melanin deficient.

Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2022 12:34 PM (mE3sO)

237 Senator Sinema Leaves the Democratic Party, Registers as an Independent

https://tinyurl.com/3uh7vcb6

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 12:34 PM (KyYMq)

238 Sen. Cotton is wrong, this administration idealized perversions over competence.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2022 12:34 PM (xhaym)

239 How does this werdo pervert know the luggage he's stealing belongs to a woman?

Sniff Test....Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 09, 2022 12:35 PM (GsJMP)

240 Senator Sinema lives in a state where ballot access is not a problem for her.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2022 12:35 PM (xhaym)

241 Soon we'll be hearing about this weirdo's departure from government service to spend more time with his pack.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 09, 2022 12:35 PM (Q4IgG)

242 Just saw a picture of this "Brittany Griner" character.

I'm sorry. That is not a woman. That is not even a "trans-woman".

That is an orc.

I don't get why the media keeps referring to this thing by its "slave name" of "Brittany Griner" rather than its true name, which can only be correctly rendered in the Black Speech of Mordor.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 12:35 PM (bW8dp)

243 "How does this werdo pervert know the luggage he's stealing belongs to a woman?"

He stalks them at the airport.

Posted by: fd at December 09, 2022 12:35 PM (sn5EN)

244 I told my wife that Kyrsten Sinema had gone independent. She said she thought that Christian Movies were usually made by independents.

Sometimes we have difficulty communicating.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 09, 2022 12:35 PM (BJKQV)

245 Next thing we'll find out is that he/she/it stole a couple of dog crates.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2022 12:35 PM (NpAcC)

246 The way clearances work though is that if you're "out" and TELL them your weirdness...ie you're not blackmailable then you're ok

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 09, 2022 12:35 PM (zbNB4)

247 There's not a chance in hell a mental case and felon like Brinton could hold a security clearance to do the job he's purportedly tased to do. He'd be as bright a red flag as Hunter Biden.

But this is America, ca. 2022.

Posted by: red speck at December 09, 2022 12:35 PM (gS3OW)

248 Well there was the Ludovico Technique. The British used it.
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 12:29 PM (4vi12)

But Alex deLarge wasn't ghey. Or a real person for that matter.

Posted by: Clockwork corneal abrasions at December 09, 2022 12:35 PM (f9n7F)

249 You've lost *another* submarine, Sergey?

Posted by: SFGoth at December 09, 2022 12:35 PM (KAi1n)

250 > Never had a pup that used a litter box...had one that ate from the litter box.

Litter box = almond roca for dogs.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 12:36 PM (bW8dp)

251 This scandal will dog him for the rest of his career.

Only if we keep hounding him about it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022

***
Ace will sniff out the real story

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2022 12:36 PM (J2vNu)

252 OT: A team of UK, Japan and Italy is developing a new type of pilotless fighter. A team of them will in turn be controlled by a plane in the rear with a pilot, and links to the ground. It is projected to be ready in 2035. It kind of sounds like stuff we already have, but what do I know?

A separate team of Germany, France, and Spain are working on their own concept.

Warning: the BBC interviewer is intensely annoying.

https://tinyurl.com/5c5ubvun

Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2022 12:36 PM (eOEVl)

253 How does this werdo pervert know the luggage he's stealing belongs to a woman?"

He stalks them at the airport.

Well vera Bradley would be quilted flowered material.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 09, 2022 12:37 PM (zbNB4)

254 What does a thieving rump ranger have to do to get their PRP pulled nowadays?

Posted by: Puppyhumper Polesmoker at December 09, 2022 12:37 PM (LaNzR)

255 >>> Elton will quietly slink back in time for the next re-release of one of his albums, or when there is a big enough Diva for him to immortalize

I think he's gotten a big head because the remakes of his old songs that were released over the past year have done well. They are always on my top 40 radio stations in the car. (I have to admit, they are not bad! Tiny Dancer with Britney Spears uses her limited vocal range well.) but he thinks he's relevant again and people actually care about his snit fits. They don't.

Posted by: LizLem at December 09, 2022 12:37 PM (+mkOR)

256 You know, I may be starting to suspect that this Brinton dude might possibly have some mental issues.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 09, 2022 12:37 PM (+TzMF)

257 I told my wife that Kyrsten Sinema had gone independent. She said she thought that Christian Movies were usually made by independents.

Sometimes we have difficulty communicating.
Posted by: 29Victor
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lol

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 12:37 PM (KyYMq)

258 225 This surely isn't a new behavior for Brinton. So just how through of a job was done doing the necessary background checks for his security clearance? And how did he manage to acquire clearance?
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Brinton has a patron--maybe several, probably a lover or some such as a high ranking government official. For all we know, Brinton is a regular guest to entertain McConnell and his wife.

The security dogs get the warning to back off from Brinton and he can pervert and steal his way across the country while some drone in the office does the real work in the job.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2022 12:37 PM (bDjBG)

259 Puppyhood is his religion, and he plays "retriever". He just has to retrieve (luggage), it his religious calling.

Not Guilty (DC Jury)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 09, 2022 12:37 PM (Cus5s)

260 This guy is fucked in the head.

Posted by: Clark Griswold at December 09, 2022 12:37 PM (ufFY8)

261 Little nugget though, what about their published research then.
Posted by: whig at December 09, 2022 12:33 PM (bDjBG)
_____________

I didn't see any problem with that, but that's because chemistry research can easily be replicated, if it's not replicable, it's likely fraudulent, so there's pretty little of that.

What does occur is nicking ideas from other people's grant proposals, etc., and within a department, glomming onto homeless money. In that case, the only thing that's safe from theft is a hot stove.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2022 12:37 PM (YqDXo)

262 I'm starting to think that maybe leftwing government types are all shady grifters, hustlers, thieves, perverts, and child-groomers.

===

Truth !

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2022 12:38 PM (V13WU)

263 Never had a pup that used a litter box...had one that ate from the litter box.
Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2022 12:34 PM (AwYPR)

"No Bake Cookies"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2022 12:38 PM (xhaym)

264 "How does this werdo pervert know the luggage he's stealing belongs to a woman?"

He stalks them at the airport.
Posted by: fd at December 09, 2022 12:35 PM (sn5EN)

This.
Needs to find someone near his size.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2022 12:38 PM (anj39)

265 260 This guy is fucked in the head.
Posted by: Clark Griswold at December 09, 2022 12:37 PM (ufFY

On a regular basis

Posted by: 29Victor at December 09, 2022 12:38 PM (BJKQV)

266 A compulsive thief might just also be a compulsive liar?

Contemplate this on the Tree Of Woe.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2022 12:38 PM (JOtiF)

267 > 237 Senator Sinema Leaves the Democratic Party, Registers as an Independent
Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 12:34 PM (KyYMq)

If Bitch McConnell weren't both dishonest and incompetent, he'd be working on ManBallsOnChin right now. Pay that grifter whatever he wants to get him to flip.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 12:38 PM (bW8dp)

268 There's not a chance in hell a mental case and felon like Brinton could hold a security clearance to do the job he's purportedly tased to do. He'd be as bright a red flag as Hunter Biden.

But this is America, ca. 2022.

Posted by: red speck at December 09, 2022 12:35 PM

There are always waivers for the "right" people.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2022 12:38 PM (uNylN)

269 Odds on whether puppy perv also has a history of stealing women's underwear?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at December 09, 2022 12:38 PM (yL4dC)

270 Senator Sinema Leaves the Democratic Party, Registers as an Independent

https://tinyurl.com/3uh7vcb6
Posted by: SMH

She thinks this will keep her in the limelight.
She'll probably 'caucus' with the Dems' ala Bernie and vote with them 99.999% of the time.

She is *not* any moron, maga-type, conservative's friend.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 09, 2022 12:39 PM (U8vl4)

271
Luggage. Remember OJ Simpson jumping over luggage at airports?

Posted by: portlandon at December 09, 2022 12:39 PM (+oR7L)

272 I can't believe our tax dollars are paying for this. Ugh.

Posted by: bluebell at December 09, 2022 12:39 PM (pTb/Z)

273 Security doesn't care about your weird shit unless it's something that can be used to blackmail you or make you poor.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 09, 2022 12:39 PM (zbNB4)

274 245 Next thing we'll find out is that he/she/it stole a couple of dog crates.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2022 12:35 PM (NpAcC)
____________

Or a couple of cans of tennis balls.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2022 12:40 PM (YqDXo)

275 Here we come.to.save the day!!

Posted by: Paw Patrol at December 09, 2022 12:40 PM (3Or4S)

276 > 255 >>> Elton will quietly slink back in time for the next re-release of one of his albums, or when there is a big enough Diva for him to immortalize

Yeah, he's on, what, the 30th or 40th remake of "Candle in the Wind" by now?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 12:40 PM (bW8dp)

277 Makes me wonder what the guys sitting on the nukes are doing or thinking about what they can get away with?
Posted by: Diogenes

bet they are practicing their denial & self destruct procedures like a motherf*cker. i know would be. you as well most probably.

it's sickening.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 09, 2022 12:40 PM (3CCua)

278 This.
Needs to find someone near his size.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2022 12:38 PM (anj39)
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Brittany Griner better watch out.

Posted by: bluebell at December 09, 2022 12:40 PM (pTb/Z)

279 she will caucus with the Dems and will keep her committee assignments

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2022 12:40 PM (V13WU)

280 If Bitch McConnell weren't both dishonest and incompetent, he'd be working on ManBallsOnChin right now. Pay that grifter whatever he wants to get him to flip.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 12:38 PM

He is gonna have to flip soon or be out of a job in 2024. That last dick move he pulled with his vote on the global warming bill that kicked West Virginia hard in the nuts will most likely lose him the primary.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2022 12:40 PM (uNylN)

281 "Guys, I'm starting to think that maybe leftwing government types are all shady grifters, hustlers, thieves, perverts, and child-groomers."

Heh. Considering how we have been identified by group as semi-fascist and worse by our own President, I would say your description is a model of diplomacy.

Posted by: RM at December 09, 2022 12:41 PM (0eYOS)

282 Or a couple of cans of tennis balls.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2022 12:40 PM (YqDXo)

Or the skins of several women that he kept in his basement.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 09, 2022 12:41 PM (BJKQV)

283 Sinema's stunt is the Nth redundant confirmation that AZ has among the dumbest voters in the US (which of course is a very hotly contested, catastrophic competition). Almost funny it's so ridiculous.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2022 12:41 PM (OTzUX)

284 She'll probably 'caucus' with the Dems' ala Bernie and vote with them 99.999% of the time.
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"Caucus?" Can we still say that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2022 12:41 PM (YqDXo)

285 > She'll probably 'caucus' with the Dems' ala Bernie and vote with them 99.999% of the time.

I don't know about the exact percentage.

I do know that she's been better by far than the late John "Fuckstain" McCain.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 12:41 PM (bW8dp)

286 What does a thieving rump ranger have to do to get their PRP pulled nowadays?
Posted by: Puppyhumper Polesmoker at December 09, 2022 12:37 PM (LaNzR)

Wear a MEGA hat to the next company party.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2022 12:41 PM (anj39)

287 "He stalks them at the airport.
Posted by: fd at December 09, 2022 12:35 PM (sn5EN)

This.
Needs to find someone near his size.
Posted by: Diogenes"

I wouldn't be surprised if he took flight just for that purpose. This guy is Bates level psycho.

Posted by: fd at December 09, 2022 12:41 PM (sn5EN)

288 He's gonna give those spent rods the monkeypox.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2022 12:41 PM (jr/Q9)

289 Crap
MAGA

Damn 'puter.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2022 12:41 PM (anj39)

290 He was caught on airport security video.

Canid camera.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 12:41 PM (zFo/b)

291 If Bitch McConnell weren't both dishonest and incompetent, he'd be working on ManBallsOnChin right now. Pay that grifter whatever he wants to get him to flip.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Manchin's demand is that McConnell is out as GOP leader reportedly. McConnell won't go for that--otherwise Manchin could have switched at least a year ago or more.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2022 12:41 PM (bDjBG)

292 She is *not* any moron, maga-type, conservative's friend.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
___

Oh, no doubt.

But it is newsworthy.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 12:41 PM (KyYMq)

293 Non-binary crime spree.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 09, 2022 12:42 PM (IwPLY)

294 > "Caucus?" Can we still say that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2022 12:41 PM (YqDXo)

I think "Vulvus" is preferred when referring to women or transwomen.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 12:42 PM (bW8dp)

295 guy looks like he wants to be a villain in a batman movie, but even those movie makers would think he looks too weird.

Posted by: gnat's local 678 at December 09, 2022 12:42 PM (kFrCu)

296 Makes me wonder what the guys sitting on the nukes are doing or thinking about what they can get away with?

==

this button looks pretty...what does it doooo ??

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2022 12:42 PM (V13WU)

297 145...She claims childhood abuse is the reason for all the lies, but that could be another lie.
Posted by: LizLem at December 09, 2022 12:23 PM (+mkOR)

I am a VICTIMMMMM!!!

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at December 09, 2022 12:42 PM (Rbu5d)

298 Heh. Considering how we have been identified by group as semi-fascist and worse by our own President, I would say your description is a model of diplomacy.
Posted by: RM at December 09, 2022 12:41 PM (0eYOS)
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Wut? Trump said that about us?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2022 12:42 PM (YqDXo)

299 All ~~scrotums~~ bags look alike to him.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 09, 2022 12:43 PM (Vwz3I)

300 More than 10 miles away, so a local story.

He's just spreading the wealth around.

You wouldn't punish a puppy for stealing one of your slippers, would you?

The patriarchy made him do it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2022 12:43 PM (JOtiF)

301 "Caucus?" Can we still say that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2022

***
It's a Latin word. Latin was spoken by people in the Roman Empire, which was fascist, slave-holding, colonialist, and imperialist. So, no.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2022 12:43 PM (J2vNu)

302 293 Non-binary crime spree.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 09, 2022 12:42 PM (IwPLY)
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Misdemeanor/felony? That kind of non-binary?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2022 12:43 PM (YqDXo)

303 252
' team of UK, Japan and Italy is developing a new type of pilotless fighter'

What would this accomplish that missiles and drones don't already?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 09, 2022 12:43 PM (q3iUt)

304 I bet if he stole Admiral Doubtfire's luggage he would have plenty of room in those trannygranny panties!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2022 12:43 PM (ykeLU)

305 Would be fun to get Brinton in the same room as a squirrel fetishist.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 12:43 PM (zFo/b)

306 Believe all homo-klepto-impedimentaphiles!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2022 12:44 PM (ufFY8)

307 Yeah, he's on, what, the 30th or 40th remake of "Candle in the Wind" by now?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 12:40 PM (bW8dp)

It's the modern "Happy Birthday" song.

Happy death day to you,
Happy death day to you,
Happy death day . . . Um, Diana . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2022 12:44 PM (xhaym)

308 "I am not a victim !"...where is that from ? passé, ain't it

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2022 12:44 PM (V13WU)

309 I'm pretty sure dog boy did not go through the "normal" security screening processes. Whether that's because he had a "protected species" card of some sort or a sponsor in a high enough position to just give this thing one is debatable.

But, like others have mentioned, if I had to go through routine background checks to keep a TS clearance, or one higher than that I'd be a bit pissed off about now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 09, 2022 12:44 PM (Q4IgG)

310 If Sinema is neither D nor R, is they non-binary?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 09, 2022 12:44 PM (IwPLY)

311 > 295 guy looks like he wants to be a villain in a batman movie, but even those movie makers would think he looks too weird.
Posted by: gnat's local 678 at December 09, 2022 12:42 PM (kFrCu)

He's way beyond Batman and out into classic Dick Tracy territory, IMO.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 12:44 PM (bW8dp)

312 296 Makes me wonder what the guys sitting on the nukes are doing or thinking about what they can get away with?

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this button looks pretty...what does it doooo ??
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2022 12:42 PM (V13WU)
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Hell, push it. Let's just get this over with.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2022 12:44 PM (YqDXo)

313 >>> She is *not* any moron, maga-type, conservative's friend.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 09, 2022 12:39 PM (U8vl4)

I don't know, I remember ATC being friend curious. I bet she could change her! I await the very special Hallmark Christmas episode, "A MAGA to remember".

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2022 12:44 PM (3aLWR)

314 A team of "Germany, Japan, and Italy" would have a lot more historical zing to it.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2022 12:44 PM (OTzUX)

315 There's not a chance in hell a mental case and felon like Brinton could hold a security clearance to do the job he's purportedly tased to do. He'd be as bright a red flag as Hunter Biden.

But this is America, ca. 2022.

Posted by: red speck at December 09, 2022 12:35 PM

There are always waivers for the "right" people.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

I related this awhile back . In my yewt I applied to the ANG. Based on my aptitude tests they were all set to sign me up as a B52 navigator . They declined my application because I didn't pass the top security clearance . Between the age of 16 and 17 I received 3 speeding tickets so I was deemed to not have the appropriate level of responsibility

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at December 09, 2022 12:44 PM (yL4dC)

316 Manchin's demand is that McConnell is out as GOP leader reportedly.

At last, common ground!

Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2022 12:44 PM (eOEVl)

317 What would this accomplish that missiles and drones don't already?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 09, 2022 12:43 PM (q3iUt)
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Missiles and drones don't provide air superiority over the battlefield. Fighters do that.

Posted by: ballistic at December 09, 2022 12:44 PM (oXNqT)

318 DEPT OF IRONY factoid of the day:

Early in his Career Elton John released the smash single: 'Saturday Night's all right for Fightin'" , an ode to Superbutch culture of London's East End.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2022 12:45 PM (2rnaS)

319 Sinema's stunt is the Nth redundant confirmation that AZ has among the dumbest voters in the US (which of course is a very hotly contested, catastrophic competition). Almost funny it's so ridiculous.
Posted by: rhomboid

How many real voters do you think voted for her?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 09, 2022 12:45 PM (U8vl4)

320 Come on dude, make up your mind. You're either nonbinary or you're not.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2022 12:45 PM (ykeLU)

321 Would be fun to get Brinton in the same room as a squirrel fetishist.

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The horror. The horror.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at December 09, 2022 12:45 PM (AD14M)

322 I think it was always inevitable that Sinema was going to abandon the D.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2022 12:45 PM (3aLWR)

323 Sam Brinton, one sick puppy

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2022 12:45 PM (Lk2kN)

324 Neuter/ spay, people. Neuter/spay people.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 09, 2022 12:46 PM (3Or4S)

325 They?

My name is Legion, for there are many of us.

Posted by: Cary Grant at December 09, 2022 12:46 PM (I9VC/)

326 There are always waivers for the "right" people.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Yes there is. But often that is part of the pervert network in DC among elected and appointed officials in high places. J. Edgar had a large pervert file which is now Wrays and those files are probably exponentially larger. Good kompromat for leverage for that agency.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2022 12:46 PM (bDjBG)

327 I'm waiting for Brinton to take a dump in the Oval Office.

"On the paper! On the paper!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2022 12:46 PM (YqDXo)

328 Off sock

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at December 09, 2022 12:46 PM (I9VC/)

329 elton John is such a twat

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2022 12:46 PM (2rnaS)

330 Wow. Who could have ever predicted this Brinton would turn out to be weird and criminal?

Posted by: Ultra pj at December 09, 2022 12:46 PM (G1dq6)

331 316 Manchin's demand is that McConnell is out as GOP leader reportedly.

At last, common ground!
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I'd support that if Sinema promises to wear hooker boots everyday in the Senate.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 12:46 PM (4vi12)

332 Any truth to the rumor that Sinema flipped because Brinton raided her shoe closet and stole all her "fuck me" boots?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 12:47 PM (bW8dp)

333 I'm waiting for Brinton to take a dump in the Oval Office.

"On the paper! On the paper!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2022 12:46 PM (YqDXo)
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I laughed way too hard at this.

Posted by: bluebell at December 09, 2022 12:47 PM (pTb/Z)

334 172 ..I created you to fail. You have failed. Therefore I have succeeded. Heads I win, tails you lose. Some laws of power even I have to follow.
Posted by: The Lord at December 09, 2022 12:25 PM (f9n7F)

This is so wrong. Obviously you have never studied Who He is, let along met Him.
Whoever you are shame on you

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at December 09, 2022 12:47 PM (Rbu5d)

335 329 elton John is such a twat
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Always was.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 12:47 PM (4vi12)

336 Missiles and drones don't provide air superiority over the battlefield. Fighters do that.
Posted by: ballistic at December 09, 2022 12:44 PM (oXNqT)
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Are you saying missiles and drones are inferior? That's weaponist!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2022 12:47 PM (YqDXo)

337 A team of "Germany, Japan, and Italy" would have a lot more historical zing to it.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2022 12:44 PM (OTzUX)

You can bet that as they were putting together the team, who ever was prime turned down a company specifically because of their country of origin.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2022 12:47 PM (anj39)

338 ' team of UK, Japan and Italy is developing a new type of pilotless fighter'

What would this accomplish that missiles and drones don't already?

Posted by: Dr. Claw

That was a little unclear to me as well. I think what they're saying is that these are larger size aircraft, more akin to a normal fighter, with a variety of different missions and loadouts. But as I said, it's not clear to me that we don't already have most of that capability. My guess is that this is more about not having to buy US aircraft all the time, and maintaining their own aerospace industry.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2022 12:47 PM (eOEVl)

339 283
'AZ has among the dumbest voters in the US '

You say dumb voters, I say trunks full of mail in ballots

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 09, 2022 12:48 PM (q3iUt)

340 But, like others have mentioned, if I had to go through routine background checks to keep a TS clearance, or one higher than that I'd be a bit pissed off about now.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

i get screened for my bp meds as part of my ts clearance. this pisses me off to no end to begin with, and observing the double standard with the nucular freak ... *types* *deletes*

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 09, 2022 12:48 PM (3CCua)

341 Remember when Biden's dog got too aggressive and had to be put down?

That was actually Brinton who bit the leg of a visiting dignitary.

The poor dog just took the rap for it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 12:48 PM (bW8dp)

342 Gay conversion therapy is torture but literally cutting off someone's dick and then giving them a deep wound in his groin covered in fish skin is "gender affirming care"

Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2022 12:49 PM (lc5cP)

343 Sinema is not to be trusted, but I would still probably look at her tits.

If she wore those boots.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 09, 2022 12:49 PM (ufFY8)

344
Dis administration sho has gone crazy!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2022 12:49 PM (MoZTd)

345 What would this accomplish that missiles and drones don't already?
Posted by: Dr. Claw
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Weapons platform instead of single use. Plus cheaper and able to combat enemy drones/bombers/etc. For true air dominance, you need a mix of assets--not just anti air missiles or slow flying drones.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2022 12:49 PM (bDjBG)

346 I'm waiting for Brinton to take a dump in the Oval Office.

"On the paper! On the paper!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2022

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LOL!

I wish this guy was a cat freak. Before disowning him, I'd have lots of cat jokes. As it is, the whole thing has brought me to heel.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2022 12:49 PM (J2vNu)

347 258 225 This surely isn't a new behavior for Brinton. So just how through of a job was done doing the necessary background checks for his security clearance? And how did he manage to acquire clearance?
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Brinton has a patron--maybe several, probably a lover or some such as a high ranking government official. For all we know, Brinton is a regular guest to entertain McConnell and his wife.

The security dogs get the warning to back off from Brinton and he can pervert and steal his way across the country while some drone in the office does the real work in the job.
Posted by: whig

======================

Sam Brinton advertises his "fetish lessons" and play sessions. Want to bet he has a large clientele of both out and closeted "Play Pals" that are happy to grant him favors, and keep him in the Government Gossip Loop?

There were reasons the military banned homosexuals. A big reason was they form cliques and in-groups that protect and advance their appetites, not the good of the organization.

Posted by: rd at December 09, 2022 12:49 PM (Z32m1)

348 Hey, lay off Elton. Show some respect for Elizabeth’s successor as Britain’s oldest queen.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 09, 2022 12:49 PM (zFo/b)

349 Any truth to the rumor that Sinema flipped because Brinton raided her shoe closet and stole all her "fuck me" boots?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 12:47 PM (bW8dp)

this sounds plausible

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2022 12:49 PM (2rnaS)

350 >>> I'd support that if Sinema promises to wear hooker boots everyday in the Senate.
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022 12:46 PM (4vi12)

Low bar she already does this. Princess Lea slave-kini or no deal.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2022 12:50 PM (3aLWR)

351 Brinton with a squirrel? The yiff you say.

How about Mika instead?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2022 12:50 PM (Lk2kN)

352 Considering that Brinton has proudly displayed pictures of himself in heels, dresses, and makeup, and holding the leash of a puppy-play gimp complete with a dog mask and tail stuck in his ass...what could possibly exist that would be kompromat on this guy?

Posted by: The horror...the horror at December 09, 2022 12:50 PM (f9n7F)

353 You say dumb voters, I say trunks full of mail in ballots
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Buicks are so old school . It's all flash drives nowadays

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at December 09, 2022 12:51 PM (yL4dC)

354 "How many real voters do you think voted for her?"

Well who knows. But the possible fraud numbers from recent elections suggest - as with all of the possibly stolen states in 2020 - that huge numbers of voters, close to a majority, voted for her.

What was her differential with winning GOP candidates the year she won? I know Kelly, who's even worse, somehow won - fairly bigly - in at least one cycle where the limp washcloth Doucey won by quite a bit, while the hapless McSally lost. Unless I'm misremembering, AZ voters have been ticket-splitting a bit on state-wide races for a while, in a hilariously disastrous fashion. So "fraud" is not an immediate go-to explanation, absent specifics.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2022 12:51 PM (OTzUX)

355 Wack that dog on the nose with a newspaper.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 09, 2022 12:51 PM (ytSiK)

356 > do the job he's purportedly tased to do.

Great typo. But he'd probably be into that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 12:51 PM (bW8dp)

357 I related this awhile back . In my yewt I applied to the ANG. Based on my aptitude tests they were all set to sign me up as a B52 navigator . They declined my application because I didn't pass the top security clearance . Between the age of 16 and 17 I received 3 speeding tickets so I was deemed to not have the appropriate level of responsibility
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at December 09, 2022 12:44 PM (yL4dC)
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Part of my job when I worked the PRP was records review. And yes, this was a disqualifier, even for Army guys. Although the Battalion Commander could sign a request for waiver...and that depended on if we had enough clearable guys to cover the slot. If we did, no waiver. If not, then he'd sign it.
Anything drug related...no chance.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2022 12:51 PM (anj39)

358 Vietnam War veteran’s life savings gone as self-proclaimed preacher now charged

Court records say Stephenson unlawfully obtained or used the financial resources of [Beach], who due to physical dysfunction “was unable to manage his own resources, carry out the activities of daily living or protect himself from exploitation without the assistance from others.”

It is unclear how Stephenson allegedly persuaded Beach to give him access to his finances.

“I guess Darris, you know, didn’t think anything about it because [Stephenson] was supposed to be a preacher,” says Price.

https://tinyurl.com/393eh3cy

So-called "preachers like Warlock and this guy are gonna learn bigly when it comes time to answer for every single thing they've done on this earth, as we all will.

The True Big Guy isn't going to take a measly 10% out of their hides, either.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2022 12:52 PM (KyYMq)

359 Between the age of 16 and 17 I received 3 speeding tickets so I was deemed to not have the appropriate level of responsibility
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Just like Tom Paris in Star Trek!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 09, 2022 12:52 PM (Vwz3I)

360 I'd support that if Sinema promises to wear hooker boots everyday in the Senate.
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 09, 2022

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Nah, man. Clear stripper heels, or those backless shoes once known as "f**k me" pumps. That's the way to go.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2022 12:52 PM (J2vNu)

361 This is so wrong. Obviously you have never studied Who He is, let along met Him.
Whoever you are shame on you
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi
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Inversion is one of Stan's favorite tricks. Notice everything said there applies to Stan not the Lord.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2022 12:53 PM (bDjBG)

362 Wolfus

Brinton so lacks cat style.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2022 12:53 PM (Lk2kN)

363 Between the age of 16 and 17 I received 3 speeding tickets so I was deemed to not have the appropriate level of responsibility
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Just like Tom Paris in Star Trek!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 09, 2022

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Will Riker had a couple of bad marks on his record too, for disobeying his captain before coming to Picard's Enterprise. He worked out ok.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2022 12:54 PM (J2vNu)

364 OK. Back to the work I am supposed to be doing.

Everyone, Play nice.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 09, 2022 12:54 PM (q3iUt)

365 This is so wrong. Obviously you have never studied Who He is, let along met Him.
Whoever you are shame on you
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at December 09, 2022 12:47 PM (Rbu5d)

Oh but you would be very very most incorrect in your suppositions. And that's OK. I forgive you even if you like weird German turnips.

Posted by: Just not that into root vegetables at December 09, 2022 12:54 PM (f9n7F)

366 elton John is such a twat
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It's important to say that with the short-a sound, like the Brits do.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2022 12:54 PM (krQz2)

367
Low bar she already does this. Princess Lea slave-kini or no deal.
Posted by: banana Dream

You're not going to enjoy the amount of adipose tissue exposed...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 09, 2022 12:54 PM (U8vl4)

368 Yup, they're using the usual buzzwords: AI, sensors, and stealth. So the plane isn't always pilotless, but can be.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2022 12:54 PM (eOEVl)

369 Young Kirk had stolen a car in the Star Trek reboot.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 12:54 PM (bW8dp)

370 New thread about Kyrsten Sinema leaving the Dem party to become an Independent. NOOD

Posted by: gdgm+ at December 09, 2022 12:55 PM (09OuD)

371 I related this awhile back . In my yewt I applied to the ANG. Based on my aptitude tests they were all set to sign me up as a B52 navigator . They declined my application because I didn't pass the top security clearance . Between the age of 16 and 17 I received 3 speeding tickets so I was deemed to not have the appropriate level of responsibility
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at December 09, 2022 12:44 PM (yL4dC)
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Don't worry, The Communist Chinese have all your personal information that their own Chinese citizens gave to them when the Obama Administration hired them to manage the Office of Personnel Management TS Clearance databases.

Posted by: rd at December 09, 2022 12:56 PM (Z32m1)

372 "On the paper! On the paper!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2022 12:46 PM (YqDXo)

I laughed way too hard at this.

Me too. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 09, 2022 12:56 PM (Xrfse)

373 Anything drug related...no chance.
Posted by: Diogenes

In hindsight they were probably correct . There were drugs. Large quantifies of drugs . They just didn't know about that part

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at December 09, 2022 12:56 PM (yL4dC)

374 Y'know, I wonder if it isn't always theft. Maybe he's involved in smuggling. There's a suitcase he can identify, and he goes and picks it up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 12:56 PM (t0OGg)

375 Young Kirk had stolen a car in the Star Trek reboot.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022

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And drove it to a cliff. A cliff, in Iowa???

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2022 12:57 PM (J2vNu)

376 That opening with the car was a not so subtle statement the franchise was about to do a Thelma&Louise.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2022 12:57 PM (Lk2kN)

377 374 Y'know, I wonder if it isn't always theft. Maybe he's involved in smuggling. There's a suitcase he can identify, and he goes and picks it up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 12:56 PM (t0OGg)

Bone smuggling

Posted by: And butt piracy at December 09, 2022 12:57 PM (f9n7F)

378 Sam Brinton advertises his "fetish lessons" and play sessions. Want to bet he has a large clientele of both out and closeted "Play Pals" that are happy to grant him favors, and keep him in the Government Gossip Loop?

There were reasons the military banned homosexuals. A big reason was they form cliques and in-groups that protect and advance their appetites, not the good of the organization.
Posted by: rd
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Yes it is. Smart and powerful people are often quite broken because of what they did to get that power and are easy marks for camp followers.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2022 12:57 PM (bDjBG)

379 >>> Nah, man. Clear stripper heels, or those backless shoes once known as "f**k me" pumps. That's the way to go.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2022 12:52 PM (J2vNu)

Probably a very unpopular opinion, but what a woman is wearing on her feet has never done anything for me. Heels or clogs or boots or whatever, I prefer barefoot. But even then I'm not spending a lot of time looking at her feet. I understand the argument that it positions a woman differently, blah blah. But I've never seen it. I kind of would just like a lady to be comfortable foot-wise. I'm just a simple banana.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2022 12:58 PM (3aLWR)

380 374 Y'know, I wonder if it isn't always theft. Maybe he's involved in smuggling. There's a suitcase he can identify, and he goes and picks it up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Yeah, no. In this case, the easiest explanation is that the guy believes that consequences are beneath him and that he will be protected because of what he knows. So, he does as he likes.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2022 12:59 PM (bDjBG)

381 I'm just a simple banana.
Posted by: banana Dream

Hoping things split your way?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 09, 2022 12:59 PM (U8vl4)

382 Young Kirk had stolen a car in the Star Trek reboot.
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I do not recognize non-canon.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 09, 2022 01:00 PM (Vwz3I)

383 Yeah, no. In this case, the easiest explanation is that the guy believes that consequences are beneath him and that he will be protected because of what he knows. So, he does as he likes.
Posted by: whig at December 09, 2022 12:59 PM (bDjBG)
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Yup. Occam would indicate exactly this, and it's my assumption, too.

But everyone in power is so awful that I try to think of other alternatives as a matter of course...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2022 01:00 PM (t0OGg)

384 Everyday its becoming more and more clear that Americans are being forced by their government to live in the Day Room at the Creekmore Asylum among the criminally insane inmates.

Posted by: Boswell at December 09, 2022 01:00 PM (+Cgut)

385 MNN BREAKING...

ADMINISTRATION ANNOUNCES PLAN TO STORE NUCLEAR WASTE IN DESIGNER HANDBAGS

ALL BIDEN OFFICIALS AND DOG LISP-ERERS PLEASE REPORT TO BAGGAGE CAROUSEL THREE

Manufactured News Network: "Brought to You by Neiman-Marcus Garvey!"

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 09, 2022 01:01 PM (Ndje9)

386 None of these clowns would have made the Security checks in my military days

Posted by: Skip's phone at December 09, 2022 01:01 PM (vlzKB)

387 Probably a very unpopular opinion, but what a woman is wearing on her feet has never done anything for me. Heels or clogs or boots or whatever, I prefer barefoot. But even then I'm not spending a lot of time looking at her feet. I understand the argument that it positions a woman differently, blah blah. But I've never seen it. I kind of would just like a lady to be comfortable foot-wise. I'm just a simple banana.
Posted by: banana Dream
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Hip action is accentuated and the increased height are why high heels are considered sexy for women. Platform shoes for men invites ridicule on the other hand.

Also women wear them to be noticed by both men and women. The scantier the material, the higher the price tag on those shoes.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2022 01:01 PM (bDjBG)

388 Yup. Occam would indicate exactly this, and it's my assumption, too.

But everyone in power is so awful that I try to think of other alternatives as a matter of course...
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Fish rot from the head and so has our country (and indeed the West). Simply put, our elites are awful which is bad enough but they wish to push their perversion and cost of their grifting on the plebes. That makes it a problem for about 80 percent of the population.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2022 01:04 PM (bDjBG)

389 Any truth to the rumor that Sinema flipped because Brinton raided her shoe closet and stole all her "fuck me" boots?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2022 12:47 PM (bW8dp)

Guess he wanted to be "Miss Independence" too

Posted by: Boswell at December 09, 2022 01:05 PM (+Cgut)

390 386 None of these clowns would have made the Security checks in my military days
Posted by: Skip's phone

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Imagine what Curtis LeMay would want to do to these clowns.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2022 01:05 PM (bDjBG)

391 Wait...he was forcibly converted TO gay? That dude looks like he didn't need any forcing...IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 09, 2022 01:07 PM (S7une)

392 361...Inversion is one of Stan's favorite tricks. Notice everything said there applies to Stan not the Lord.
Posted by: whig at December 09, 2022 12:53 PM (bDjBG)

Indeed.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at December 09, 2022 01:09 PM (Rbu5d)

393 Let's set aside for a second how authoritarian, destructive, and sinister the Biden Administration is. Look how goddam UNSERIOUS and silly it is. They put ridiculous people in very important positions and somehow people are surprised when everything goes sideways.

And not just the obvious deranged freaks like Paw Patrol here; name one Cabinet secretary that isn't a complete lightweight.

Posted by: UGAdawg at December 09, 2022 01:12 PM (tRd71)

394 This second offense took place at the HARRY REID Airport. Which is perfectly fitting and appropriate, as a tribute to the Searchlight Strangler.

Posted by: Stu-22 at December 09, 2022 01:12 PM (J8sNU)

395 "I kind of would just like a lady to be comfortable foot-wise."

I feel for you, ladies. Women look great in high heels, but prolonged wear of them will wreck their feet.

Posted by: UGAdawg at December 09, 2022 01:17 PM (tRd71)

396 An elderly Establishment Republican of my acquaintance now identifies as gay. I know many of you will say, "So what else is knew?" But his evil ex-wife aborted their children and he only found out during the divorce proceedings. So he has some sympathy from me.

Anyway, he went to see the movie "Boy Erased" and expected those mean Southern Baptists to hail fire and brimstone upon the poor gay boy, along with a heaping dose "Clockwork Orange" type aversion therapy. Instead, the kid got Eisenhower Era Freudianism - the kind satirized by Woody Allen, but perhaps without the lobster bibs.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 09, 2022 01:38 PM (XR7/9)

397 Kind of cool he got busted at the Harry Reid airport. Any institution with Reid's name on it should include a lot of theft in homage to the master.

Posted by: John Milton's Ghost at December 09, 2022 01:49 PM (ATyck)

398 > Guys, I'm starting to think that maybe leftwing government types are all shady grifters, hustlers, thieves, perverts, and child-groomers.

And I'm starting to think that the hullabaloo about "conversion therapy" is mostly simple projection about groomer behavior.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at December 09, 2022 02:00 PM (zPHra)

399 Is he the grandson of Marty from Barney Miller?

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Biden's Non-Binary Puppy Play Fetishist Sam Brinton Accused of Stealing ANOTHER Piece of Luggage, This Time in Las Vegas AirportPlus, LGBT Nation Writer Wonders: Was Sam Brinton's "Gay Conversion" Torture Story a Con?

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Biden's Non-Binary Puppy Play Fetishist Sam Brinton Accused of Stealing ANOTHER Piece of Luggage, This Time in Las Vegas Airport
Plus, LGBT Nation Writer Wonders: Was Sam Brinton's "Gay Conversion" Torture Story a Con?