Snow Dog Cafe

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Fun magic magic trick: this is a good one. So the trick is simple: When he "deals," he's really passing the cards from one hand to the hand he has shielded from the audience, and he's just snapping the cards in the shielded hand to make it sound like he's dealing them out. Even when you know how it's done, it's still impressive and confounding.

Making chain.

Li'l Nutmeg the badger.

Oh I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

Italian safe from 1840.

Every survivalist-minded reader is gonna want at least one of these.

hoooo dat

Cute little girl in Christmas pageant is happy to see her family.

Scritches.

Head pets.


It's almost too many baby goats.

You know he's going to do something really awful and stupid and expensive.

But what?

Posted by: Ace at 07:17 PM




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1 St?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 08, 2022 07:22 PM (TgNpw)

2 OMG I love the burrowing owls so much!

Last year I went on a burrowing owl vid binge

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2022 07:23 PM (f8bA4)

3 Oh...Yeah. Now i can watch the videos!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 08, 2022 07:23 PM (TgNpw)

4 Snow dog is good

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2022 07:23 PM (xhxe8)

5 YAY CAFE!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 08, 2022 07:24 PM (Kd4bG)

6 you couldn't see it but the dolphin was listening to Yo Bitch Get Out the Way

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2022 07:24 PM (f8bA4)

7 There's a lot of bric-a-brac and tchotchkes on top of Everest.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 07:25 PM (guGkK)

8 Magic trick tweet no longer exists. The Magicians Alliance has struck again.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at December 08, 2022 07:25 PM (t4BDZ)

9 Twitter Files Part 2 is kicking off right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 07:25 PM (ZLI7S)

10 It would be cruel to have 1 more kid than bottles

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2022 07:25 PM (xhxe8)

11 Dolphin was a Southern Calif surfer... My Beach and MY WAVE bitch!

(yeah, rudest surfers I ever met were in S. Calif).

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 08, 2022 07:27 PM (oHd/0)

12 4 Snow dog is good
Posted by: Skip

It looks real
Doggeh would bark at it for sure

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 08, 2022 07:27 PM (Kd4bG)

13 Remember that air show crash in Dallas last month?

"In the latest video, the P-63 can be seen colliding with what appears to be a drone, which causes the fighter to stall, presumably because of the engine failure. The collision or near collision with the drone forces the P-63 to change course dramatically and dive into the B-17 bomber.

An expert told the EurAsian Times, “I cannot clearly see the drone. What I see is the P-63 in a steep climb. The aircraft then appears to lose control. It starts to sink at slow speed as if in a stall.”


I don't have a copy of the video or a link, as it was posted on Facebook. I did see the video and it does look like something went thru the prop area of the P-63.

If true, doom on the drone operator.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2022 07:27 PM (9uCBG)

14 10 It would be cruel to have 1 more kid than bottles
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2022 07:25 PM (xhxe

No kidding.... would get their goat...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 08, 2022 07:27 PM (oHd/0)

15 Snow dog is good
Posted by: Skip

Where did they get the brown snow ?

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2022 07:27 PM (T4tVD)

16 Twitter Files Part 2 is kicking off right now.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 07:25 PM (ZLI7S)


I'm at the movies, so don't look at me.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 08, 2022 07:27 PM (nqStX)

17 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2022 07:27 PM (T4tVD)

18 Watching "My Name is Vendetta" just because the title suits my mood

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 08, 2022 07:28 PM (Kd4bG)

19 That Italian safe reminds me of the video game The Room.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2022 07:28 PM (ObYMu)

20 Bottlenose body check

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 07:28 PM (guGkK)

21 You knew someone had to post this:

By-Tor and Snow Dog, from Rush

https://youtu.be/qXvg8qnL5LI

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2022 07:29 PM (0hOvj)

22 Someone go comment on the new thread.

I was admonished to move upstairs. Well, here I am. That's one heck of a good snow sculpture. Doggeh looks like he's ready to bring brandy to distressed travelers.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2022 07:29 PM (Xrfse)

23 I'm at the movies, so don't look at me.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 08, 2022 07:27 PM (nqStX)


So...you paid money to go to the movies and hang out here?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2022 07:29 PM (ObYMu)

24 *I* was here when the Cafe was called "OCD CAT Cafe", not like the rest of you poseurs and arrivistes.

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2022 07:30 PM (f8bA4)

25 Bottlenose body check
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 07:28 PM (guGkK)


That was hilarious.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2022 07:30 PM (ObYMu)

26 Love the cats with symmetry. They really are OCD. HATE when things are out of place.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 08, 2022 07:30 PM (AbL8c)

27 *I* was here when the Cafe was called "OCD CAT Cafe", not like the rest of you poseurs and arrivistes.
Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2022 07:30 PM (f8bA4)


LOL, I didn't even notice Ace changed it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2022 07:31 PM (ObYMu)

28 That giant snow dog makes me happy.

Happy that I don't live somewhere where it snows.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 07:31 PM (guGkK)

29 getting body slammed by a dolphin that's gotta sting

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2022 07:31 PM (f8bA4)

30
Love the little goat tails vibrating away. Contentment is.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2022 07:32 PM (MoZTd)

31 I taught my dog card tricks. He’s getting pretty good.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 08, 2022 07:32 PM (u73oe)

32 Dolphin #4: "Ooh. This one's mine."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 07:33 PM (guGkK)

33 My favorite type of magic is definitely close-up stuff. Stage magic is more about money than skill. I've had a friend for like 50 years who was quite proficient at that stuff, could have gone pro. A negative was he'd try his new routines out on us, so I learned what to be looking for. You know it's good when you know exactly when they do something, but still can't see it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at December 08, 2022 07:33 PM (zB/T/)

34 201 Van Jones on Brittney Griner: ‘Young people 10, 20, 30 years from now … will remember this moment’

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Ask them next week, dude.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



Heh! The 'Current Thing' that must be supported will have distracted them at that point.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 08, 2022 07:33 PM (sAmhv)

35 Saw Penn and Teller live a few times, back before they went to Vegas. One of their staples was to do the cup and balls trick, but with clear plastic cups while explaining the trick throughout. And you still couldn't follow what they were doing.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 08, 2022 07:33 PM (5p7BC)

36 Yeah, that snowdog looks pretty realistic, they might not get any mail for a few days

Posted by: Common Tater at December 08, 2022 07:34 PM (3WVSq)

37 Cute little girl in Christmas pageant is happy to see her family.

-
Some professional raciat twat (well, she calls herself an antiracist) says that this demonstrates the joy that YT people gaslight out of their children.

Erica Ifill@wickdchiq
This is the joy white people gaslight out of their children from young. I’ve been noticing the lack of joy in white Anglo culture and how white supremacy robs them of it and robs women of the agency of joy. I am finally understanding that joy is a revolutionary state of being

https://bit.ly/3FML03T

That's right. When they're three or four they're joyful but by the time they start school they're just little klan boys and girls.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 08, 2022 07:34 PM (FVME7)

38
Only losers need noods.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2022 07:34 PM (MoZTd)

39 360 view from the top of Mount Everest filmed by Ben M. Jones
........

Pack your trash, Ben

Posted by: wth at December 08, 2022 07:34 PM (v0R5T)

40 Girl in the card trick video is so cute, she seems so nervous and shy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2022 07:34 PM (0hOvj)

41 OHHH, Big Magic got that tweet.

You want to piss of magicians? Explain how a trick works.

I once had to practically sign my life away when being shown how the crystal casket trick works.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 08, 2022 07:35 PM (5p7BC)

42 Dolphin was a Southern Calif surfer... My Beach and MY WAVE bitch!

(yeah, rudest surfers I ever met were in S. Calif).
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 08, 2022 07:27 PM (oHd/0)
......

I think they all moved up here to Santa Cruz

Posted by: wth at December 08, 2022 07:35 PM (v0R5T)

43 So apparently Putin gave The Junta of who they could exchange for the merchant of death, Grinder or Paul Whelan, they chose the criminal over the marine.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 08, 2022 07:35 PM (up/3i)

44 I'm at the movies, so don't look at me.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 08, 2022 07:27 PM (nqStX)

So...you paid money to go to the movies and hang out here?
Posted by: Jordan61

Mebbe the movie stinks !

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2022 07:36 PM (T4tVD)

45
Pack your trash, Ben
Posted by: wth at December 08, 2022 07:34 PM (v0R5T)

___________

Ben froze to death in a gale, but someone brought his phone down for him.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2022 07:36 PM (MoZTd)

46 *Bari Weiss Twitter Files coming through*

PLEASE don't dilute and misrepresent these to protect the old JournoList gang.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 08, 2022 07:37 PM (AbL8c)

47 Brown snow is root beer or coffee I bet

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2022 07:37 PM (xhxe8)

48 OCD cats.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 08, 2022 07:37 PM (uNylN)

49 37

Maybe being told they are horrible people and the cause of all that is wrong with the world from the time they are little robs them of that joy as well?

For someone calling themselves antiracist, they sure seem to be.

Posted by: Moki at December 08, 2022 07:37 PM (JrN/x)

50
We made beef ribs for dinner. The meat/work ratio is low, buy the puppies think the bones are great.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2022 07:37 PM (MoZTd)

51 Ben froze to death in a gale, but someone brought his phone down for him.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2022 07:36 PM (MoZTd)


Now he faces East, forever.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 07:38 PM (guGkK)

52 Brown snow is root beer or coffee I bet

Looks like she's got some spray paint there at the bottom of the photo.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2022 07:38 PM (Xrfse)

53 Maybe being told they are horrible people and the cause of all that is wrong with the world from the time they are little robs them of that joy as well?

I think that she's saying that since white people tend to be more sedate and reserved in their reactions, they are terrible people who have had their emotions and responses crushed out of them. You know, if you don't act like a TV black you aren't authentic, that kind of thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2022 07:39 PM (0hOvj)

54 Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger


MUSHROOM!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 08, 2022 07:39 PM (xfG0H)

55 Brown snow is root beer or coffee I bet
Posted by: Skip

You're an optomist !

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2022 07:39 PM (T4tVD)

56 37 Erica Ifill@wickdchiq
This is the joy white people gaslight out of their children from young. I’ve been noticing the lack of joy in white Anglo culture and how white supremacy robs them of it and robs women of the agency of joy. I am finally understanding that joy is a revolutionary state of being

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 08, 2022 07:34 PM (FVME7)


Bitch will probably be out mowing down white children and dancing grannies with her SUV soon.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 08, 2022 07:39 PM (DTX3h)

57 Dolphin body checked that forward

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2022 07:40 PM (xhxe8)

58 Brown snow is root beer or coffee I bet
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2022 07:37 PM (xhxe8 )


Spray paint, I think. There's a can in the bottom left corner of the picture.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2022 07:40 PM (ObYMu)

59 If true, doom on the drone operator.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2022 07:27 PM (9uCBG)


I registered my drones, but sadly too many idiots don't. You'd think if somebody was flying one there - even autonomously, there'd be witnesses no matter how far away the operator was. That should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

You'd think that there would have been somebody there with a decent DSLR/Lens combo that recorded that, but all I see is idiots holding their phones upright.

https://youtu.be/pJzS6Sd8SvU

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at December 08, 2022 07:40 PM (zB/T/)

60 That's a male dog in the pic up top. I could tell because of the snowballs!


HeyOhhhhhhhh!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2022 07:40 PM (qoGsy)

61 Looks like nurse got an early start.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 08, 2022 07:40 PM (u73oe)

62 Erica Ifill

Racist commie POS.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2022 07:40 PM (Xrfse)

63 Tonight's Twitter files release is all about shadow banning and black lists. Nothing really we didn't know but it's still despicable to see how they manipulated information to drive their narratives and desired outcomes.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 07:40 PM (ZLI7S)

64
I am finally understanding that joy is a revolutionary state of being.

_________

Be happy or we'll shoot you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2022 07:41 PM (MoZTd)

65 I’ve been noticing the lack of joy in white Anglo culture

LOL! Uh-huh. Sounds like a ray of sunshine herself, I can tell.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 08, 2022 07:41 PM (3WVSq)

66 I am finally understanding that joy is a revolutionary state of being.

___

Joy is my middle name.

Posted by: SMH at December 08, 2022 07:42 PM (9YMCH)

67 Looks like she's got some spray paint there at the bottom of the photo.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2022 07:38 PM (Xrfse)


Putting acetone, toluene and oil-based paint onto snowmelt? The EPA is going to want a word.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 07:42 PM (guGkK)

68 MUSHROOM!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 08, 2022 07:39 PM (xfG0H)


Oooh, it's a snake!

https://youtu.be/hGlyFc79BUE

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at December 08, 2022 07:42 PM (zB/T/)

69 15 Snow dog is good
Posted by: Skip

Where did they get the brown snow ?
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2022 07:27 PM (T4tVD)

Once in college in Utah we made a snow dog in front yard. We used left over Michelob Dark from keg party the night before to make the spots on dog

Posted by: DitkaCA at December 08, 2022 07:42 PM (kVjCi)

70
MUSHROOM!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 08, 2022 07:39 PM (xfG0H)

I both love and hate you for that!

I was subbing in a computer class for my son's fifth grade class, and the little snots had every computer in the room going with that - ever so slightly off.

Posted by: Moki at December 08, 2022 07:43 PM (JrN/x)

71
Last night Griffith Observatory in LA did a live stream of the lunar occultation of Mars, and got some pretty good shots, especially on emergence:

https://tinyurl.com/2mfw4wq3

Re-emergence starts at about 1:30:00 in that video.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 08, 2022 07:43 PM (Mzdiz)

72 Brown snow is root beer or coffee I bet
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2022 07:37 PM (xhxe8 )

Spray paint, I think. There's a can in the bottom left corner of the picture.
Posted by: Jordan61

So, its not poop ?

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2022 07:43 PM (T4tVD)

73 Tonight's Twitter files release is all about shadow banning and black lists. Nothing really we didn't know but it's still despicable to see how they manipulated information to drive their narratives and desired outcomes.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 07:40 PM (ZLI7S)

Nothing we (alt media) didn't know, but so many have denied/deflected in "mainstream".

Posted by: DaisyB at December 08, 2022 07:44 PM (AbL8c)

74 Fookin' kook SUP's and boogie boarders.

Posted by: a dolphin at December 08, 2022 07:44 PM (v0R5T)

75 Little Christmas girl is cute. At work, we're having Santa come in next Saturday and the kiddos will be decorating christmas cookies,,,,yayayayayyyyyyyyyyyy

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2022 07:44 PM (f8bA4)

76 Great collection tonight, Ace.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at December 08, 2022 07:44 PM (wE246)

77 I was living in a townhouse at the top of a hill. Rushing home for something I forgot I pulled up to my house and hopped out of the car, forgot to set the parking brake or put the car in a gear.

Quickly turned around to start chasing my car while it rolled backwards down the hill, over an embankment, and ran over a small tree.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 08, 2022 07:44 PM (5p7BC)

78 Once in college in Utah we made a snow dog in front yard. We used left over Michelob Dark from keg party the night before to make the spots on dog
Posted by: DitkaCA at December 08, 2022 07:42 PM (kVjCi)


Wait a minute. You wake up. You have beer. You pour it on the snow?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 07:45 PM (guGkK)

79 Got some sushi at the grocery store today. It's actually pretty damned good. If I never post here again, you'll know it kilt me.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2022 07:45 PM (Xrfse)

80 I really like the video of the little girl seeing her family out in the crowd. Shes adorable. And the dolphin body check! man that had to be a suprise!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 08, 2022 07:45 PM (TgNpw)

81 62 Erica Ifill

Racist commie POS.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2022 07:40 PM (Xrfse)

doesn't she have a gwen

Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2022 07:45 PM (us2H3)

82 >>I’ve been noticing the lack of joy in white Anglo culture

Last Saturday we had the annual lighting of the town Christmas tree which is located down by the harbor. Santa and Mrs. Claus make a dramatic entrance by boat to the joy of tons of kids. They then load up on hay wagons pulled by tractors for a ride around town and return for the lighting of the tree, Christmas carols and lots of white folk joy.

Twat has no idea what she's talking about.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 07:46 PM (ZLI7S)

83 So, its not poop ?
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2022 07:43 PM (T4tVD)


I mean, I'm not gonna swear to it. The spray paint could've been for the black collar.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2022 07:46 PM (ObYMu)

84 So...you paid money to go to the movies and hang out here?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2022 07:29 PM (ObYMu)

*Checks calendar, sees it says 2022*

The movie is a total piece of shit. The money was wasted, and he should have invested in something more worthwhile, like a share of a jackalope ranch, or FTX.

Best thing to do is go to sleep, or read the news, so the time isn't wasted, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2022 07:47 PM (OgsRO)

85 DSLR/Lens combo that recorded that

the only ones who have that equipment are pros and serious hobbyists

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2022 07:47 PM (f8bA4)

86 Re: the cute little girl seeing her family.
It's wonderful to see something sweet and normal.
I think Ace must, at heart, be a nice person.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 08, 2022 07:47 PM (eGTCV)

87 66 I am finally understanding that joy is a revolutionary state of being.

Joy is my middle name.
Posted by: SMH at December 08, 2022 07:42 PM (9YMCH)

So yer a Revolutionary? /checks his list...

Posted by: Bob, NSA. at December 08, 2022 07:49 PM (oHd/0)

88 I'm watching a documentary about WWII on the Smithsonian Channel. The "historian" is a tranny.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2022 07:49 PM (ObYMu)

89 JOY

and PAIN

SUNSHINE

and RAIN

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2022 07:49 PM (f8bA4)

90 Twitter didn't call it shadow banning, they called it Visibility Filtering and it absolutely happened. The people running Twitter lied.

Not shocking but good to have the proof.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 07:50 PM (ZLI7S)

91 Joy is my middle name.
Posted by: SMH

"We'll reMEMber you said that" (in the Duke's voice)

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2022 07:51 PM (T4tVD)

92 88 I'm watching a documentary about WWII on the Smithsonian Channel. The "historian" is a tranny.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2022 07:49 PM (ObYMu)

And you're watching? Anyone who denies reality enough to think they are the opp sex, probably is not in touch enough with history to have a valid opinion.

What next... Patton wore women's underwear?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 08, 2022 07:51 PM (oHd/0)

93 The "historian" is a tranny.
Posted by: Jordan61

Is it Lynette?

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 08, 2022 07:51 PM (OX9vb)

94 And you're watching? Anyone who denies reality enough to think they are the opp sex, probably is not in touch enough with history to have a valid opinion.

What next... Patton wore women's underwear?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 08, 2022 07:51 PM (oHd/0)


Well, I only just noticed, plus the remote is all the way on the other side of the couch.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2022 07:52 PM (ObYMu)

95 And I think snow dog is amazing.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 08, 2022 07:52 PM (eGTCV)

96 Tonight's Twitter files release is all about shadow banning and black lists. Nothing really we didn't know but it's still despicable to see how they manipulated information to drive their narratives and desired outcomes.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 07:40 PM (ZLI7S)


There's screenshots of accounts with tags like "Search Blacklist" "Do Not Amplify" "Trends Blacklist" ... I find it so dishonest of twitter design
Also I wonder what tags are on my account

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 08, 2022 07:53 PM (Kd4bG)

97 Is it Lynette?
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 08, 2022 07:51 PM (OX9vb)


Yes!

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2022 07:53 PM (ObYMu)

98 So apparently Putin gave The Junta of who they could exchange for the merchant of death, Grinder or Paul Whelan, they chose the criminal over the marine.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

The narrative has evolved. Now it's that Viktor Bout isn't such a bad guy. More misunderstood really or, as one commenter notes, just an austere firearms enthusiast.

https://bit.ly/3HqeFkn

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 08, 2022 07:53 PM (FVME7)

99 Also I wonder what tags are on my account
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Don't challenge her to a knife fight ?

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2022 07:54 PM (T4tVD)

100 Little girl was too cute, think at first she was afraidc her family forgot her

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2022 07:55 PM (xhxe8)

101 Clark Griswold: 'Tis the season to be Merry.

Merry the counter girl: That's my name!

Clark Griswold: No shit?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 08, 2022 07:55 PM (4I/2K)

102 Erica Ifill is one miserable broad. I almost pity her.

Almost.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 08, 2022 07:55 PM (sAmhv)

103 I'm just getting over the coof and my appetite is finally coming back. I didn't really miss it though.

It was misery for about a day and a half. The rest of the time it is fatigue and inconvenience.

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2022 07:56 PM (f8bA4)

104 Ben Bradley@BenBradleyTV
An elite private school in Chicago is defending itself after a group known for deception posts video that appears to show a dean saying students were shown sex toys in school.

-
Is there nothing those those radical extremist MAGAts won't do?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 08, 2022 07:56 PM (FVME7)

105 There's screenshots of accounts with tags like "Search Blacklist" "Do Not Amplify" "Trends Blacklist" ... I find it so dishonest of twitter design
Also I wonder what tags are on my account
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 08, 2022 07:53 PM (Kd4bG)



Just goes to show how much manpower it took for Twitter to continually manipulate public opinion. That's why it had 8,000 employees.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 07:56 PM (guGkK)

106 JOY

and PAIN

SUNSHINE

and RAIN
Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2022 07:49 PM (f8bA4)

These are a few of my favorite things.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 08, 2022 07:56 PM (4I/2K)

107 Well, there are only so many, erm, slots available. Historians are a dime a dozen, right? Competition is fierce at a university.

How can one improve the odds, so to speak? Well - by being odd. I mean, if you weren't actually born black, say, or some sort of federally protected class, wearing a dress puts you ahead of your peers.

What's next though, is anybody's guess. My crystal ball gets hazy.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 08, 2022 07:56 PM (3WVSq)

108 smelt a dawn

wutz dat odor u got on

Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2022 07:57 PM (us2H3)

109 Also I wonder what tags are on my account

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 08, 2022 07:53 PM (Kd4bG)

"Will Cut a Bitch"

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 08, 2022 07:57 PM (hgD8w)

110 Is there nothing those those radical extremist MAGAts won't do?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 08, 2022 07:56 PM (FVME7)


Pouncing. It's always with the pouncing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 07:57 PM (guGkK)

111 All mammals have their rude ones like that punky dolphin. Their Eddie Hascals or what have you.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 08, 2022 07:57 PM (CGG4c)

112
Erica Ifill is one miserable broad. I almost pity her.

Almost.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 08, 2022 07:55 PM (sAmhv)

__________

She sounds like the sort that denounces her own parents to the NKVD.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2022 07:57 PM (MoZTd)

113 Cracking up on Cats with Symmetry

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2022 07:57 PM (xhxe8)

114 >>Also I wonder what tags are on my account

stabby, obviously.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 07:58 PM (ZLI7S)

115 Finishing up the Wildcat kit. Final coat of dull coat. Then add all the little bits. Declare it finished.

So dragging off the shelf of half built kits the HK 1/48 B-17F Flying Fortress while waiting for the Wildcat to dry. Still need to scratch build the armor plates at the waist gun positions. Plus add other stuff that should be there.

The wings are pretty much finished. Guess I could start applying gloss clear coats to ready them for decals and weathering.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 07:58 PM (8EJMD)

116 He was a very nice boy. He used to cut my grass.

Posted by: Lady who lived next door to The Merchant Of Death at December 08, 2022 07:58 PM (sn5EN)

117 97 Is it Lynette?
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 08, 2022 07:51 PM (OX9vb)

Yes!
Posted by: Jordan61

Mr. April watches a great deal of military history, so we've watched many shows where "she" offers insight. It does know its stuff.

Was a time when we were uncertain if she was a tranny, or just weird, and I was siding on just weird, because I didn't think any serious tranny would call herself something as mild as Lynette. I was wrong. We've since seen multiple episodes of pre-transition Lynette, then Aryeh.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 08, 2022 07:58 PM (OX9vb)

118 It was misery for about a day and a half. The rest of the time it is fatigue and inconvenience.
Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2022 07:56 PM (f8bA4)


That's basically the same experience I had. I felt a little foggy for a week or so after a day and a half of fever and a headache.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2022 07:59 PM (ObYMu)

119 For Erica

https://youtu.be/jgAZVgfUxcg

Joy to the World sung by Nat King Cole

'night

Be back lurking around 0300

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 08, 2022 07:59 PM (sAmhv)

120 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 08, 2022 07:53 PM (FVME7)

And the current largest US Arms dealer?

Oh, the US Government.... they just don't like competition.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 08, 2022 07:59 PM (oHd/0)

121 Well, I must admit, when I think of a revolution I begin to get joyful.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 08, 2022 07:59 PM (FVME7)

122 116 He was a very nice boy. He used to cut my grass.
Posted by: Lady who lived next door to The Merchant Of Death at December 08, 2022 07:58 PM (sn5EN)

do we need for the phrasing dept to weigh in on this ??

Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2022 08:00 PM (us2H3)

123 " a group known for deception "

Yes, because revealing un-edited, unexpurgated undercover surveillance video from primary sources is going to always deceive people.

What we need, is cunts like him to explain "what they really meant"

OK, groomer.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 08, 2022 08:00 PM (3WVSq)

124 She sounds like the sort that denounces her own parents to the NKVD.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

And do it joyfully!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 08, 2022 08:01 PM (FVME7)

125 Twitter Dump 2 is in progress.

https://twitter.com/bariweiss

Posted by: dieLost in Space at December 08, 2022 08:02 PM (c1mVn)

126 There's a restaurant around there called The Vault that occupies an old bank. One of the seating areas is actually in an old bank vault. They made wall art out of the old safe deposit boxes and the bathrooms are tiled with coins.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2022 08:02 PM (mShwQ)

127 Happy news, the Mrs had a good visit with the oncologist who says the tumor was caught early and the prognosis is good.

God will be done, my family and I cannot express the gratitude we feel for the well wishes and the prayers strongly enough.

Sincerely thank you all from the bottom of my heart.

Posted by: sven at December 08, 2022 08:03 PM (Lzpvj)

128 Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 08, 2022 07:57 PM (hgD8w)

*waves to flounder*

How've you been?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2022 08:03 PM (ObYMu)

129 Latest Twitter files are dropping . Bari Weiss on Substack.

It's as bad as we knew all along. 🤬🤬

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2022 08:03 PM (ptqGC)

130 Don't dolphins choose violence EVERY day?

They're the MS13 of the sea.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2022 08:03 PM (NWBBy)

131 >>> Ben Bradley@BenBradleyTV
An elite private school in Chicago is defending itself after a group known for deception posts video that appears to show a dean saying students were shown sex toys in school.

-
Is there nothing those those radical extremist MAGAts won't do?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 08, 2022 07:56 PM (FVME7)


Ace had a post on it today.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2022 08:03 PM (mShwQ)

132 I'm watching a documentary about WWII on the Smithsonian Channel. The "historian" is a tranny.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2022 07:49 PM (ObYMu)

I used to watch before he transitioned. What's dven more disgusting is as time has gone by after the transition he now likes to display a lot of store bought cleavage. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: polynikes at December 08, 2022 08:04 PM (0om5x)

133 Dolphin version of "Get off my lawn!".

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 08, 2022 08:04 PM (3Or4S)

134 Glad to hear that Sven, may it all be good news.

Now if we could excise the tumor inside the Beltway as easily.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 08:04 PM (8EJMD)

135 There's a restaurant around there called The Vault that occupies an old bank. One of the seating areas is actually in an old bank vault. They made wall art out of the old safe deposit boxes and the bathrooms are tiled with coins.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2022 08:02 PM (mShwQ)

Haven't been there, but our son and his fiancée love the place.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2022 08:04 PM (ptqGC)

136 Great news, sven.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 08:04 PM (ZLI7S)

137 White supremacy has given me a good living but I do have to admit it has robbed me of joy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 08:04 PM (guGkK)

138 Happy news, the Mrs had a good visit with the oncologist who says the tumor was caught early and the prognosis is good.

God will be done, my family and I cannot express the gratitude we feel for the well wishes and the prayers strongly enough.

Sincerely thank you all from the bottom of my heart.
Posted by: sven at December 08,

Praise God
Meant with absolute sincerity.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 08, 2022 08:05 PM (eGTCV)

139 BTW My Name is Vendetta has a character that starts out annoying but evolves into satisfyingly stabby

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 08, 2022 08:05 PM (Kd4bG)

140 127 Happy news, the Mrs had a good visit with the oncologist who says the tumor was caught early and the prognosis is good.

Posted by: sven

Happy news, sven!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 08, 2022 08:05 PM (OX9vb)

141 How've you been?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2022 08:03 PM (ObYMu)

Decompressing from vacation and shoveling snow, mostly.

How've you guys been?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 08, 2022 08:05 PM (hgD8w)

142
Sincerely thank you all from the bottom of my heart.
Posted by: sven at December 08, 2022 08:03 PM (Lzpvj)

___________

Hope your spousal unit will recover fully.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2022 08:05 PM (MoZTd)

143 Wonderful news, Sven. 🙏🙏

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2022 08:05 PM (ptqGC)

144 Happy news, the Mrs had a good visit with the oncologist who says the tumor was caught early and the prognosis is good.

Posted by: sven at December 08, 2022 08:03 PM (Lzpvj)


Great news!

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2022 08:05 PM (ObYMu)

145 Glad to hear that Sven, may it all be good news.

Now if we could excise the tumor inside the Beltway as easily.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2022 08:06 PM (T4tVD)

146 polynikes I wouldn't even turn it on

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2022 08:06 PM (xhxe8)

147 134 Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 08:04 PM (8EJMD)

It may be His wont we suffer this because we grew weak in our morals and our willingness to call evil evil.

His ken is beyond mine.

Posted by: sven at December 08, 2022 08:06 PM (Lzpvj)

148 On Timcast tonite, looks like Crispin Glover.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at December 08, 2022 08:06 PM (24fqN)

149 These are a few of my favorite things.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 08, 2022 07:56 PM (4I/2K)



not Julie Andrews, Rob Base:

https://tinyurl.com/2p9phvwn

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2022 08:06 PM (f8bA4)

150 Elon is a hero for exposing this crap.

Hope he has really, really great security.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2022 08:07 PM (ptqGC)

151 Good stuff, sven.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2022 08:07 PM (0ZuC6)

152 OT: Twitter Files II are starting. @elonmusk's latest re-tweet.

Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2022 08:07 PM (CaJIi)

153 How've you guys been?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 08, 2022 08:05 PM (hgD8w)


Doing good, I've been working a lot. Our annual audit is almost done, so things are finally slowing down. Looks like we're in for another round of snow tonight.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2022 08:07 PM (ObYMu)

154 The twitter monsters had blacklists of people they shadowed banned. And they were taking orders from the totalitarian left to censor people. Nice country if you can keep it: war.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 08, 2022 08:07 PM (c1mVn)

155 Much like G-d telling the Israelites, "I told you having a king was a bad idea."

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 08:08 PM (8EJMD)

156 Tucker is covering Twitter files latest drop.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2022 08:08 PM (ptqGC)

157 Posted by: sven at December 08, 2022 08:03 PM (Lzpvj)

Godspeed to the Mrs.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 08, 2022 08:08 PM (hgD8w)

158 polynikes I wouldn't even turn it on
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2022 08:06 PM (xhxe

He's just one of many 'experts' so you never know when he will pop up in one of these documentaries.

Posted by: polynikes at December 08, 2022 08:08 PM (0om5x)

159 Happy news, the Mrs had a good visit with the oncologist who says the tumor was caught early and the prognosis is good.

Awesome. Prayers continue.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2022 08:08 PM (Xrfse)

160 I don't think I've ever confused the brake and accelerator like in that Porsche video. It does happen a lot. There was a person around here that drove across a post office parking lot through a window and over a brick wall to kill someone in the building.

Control system wise some people must just be wired such that if something's going horribly wrong just keep doing what you're doing just even harder.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2022 08:08 PM (mShwQ)

161 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 08, 2022 07:53 PM (FVME7)

And the current largest US Arms dealer?

Oh, the US Government.... they just don't like competition.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 08, 2022 07:59 PM (oHd/0)

Yeah, I'm sorry, but when I hear the blather terminology used by everybody "he's a supplier of arms to enemies in the Globall War on Terror, who could get Americans killed," I'm just a little skeptical.

Seems to me the American state has been the CAUSE of more global terror over the past 21 years than everyone else combined.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2022 08:08 PM (NWBBy)

162 The Sugar Bar in north shore Haleiwa was an old Bank building, an isolated imposing square structure that just said "Bank" along the top frieze. They must have paid all the cane field workers in cash or something. They left the bank vault door open and used it for storage. Great dive bar with live music, drunk natives, surf bums and incognito celebs, military, ex pats, psychos, etc.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 08, 2022 08:08 PM (3WVSq)

163 Inside the Factory is on now, so I don't have to look at the tranny anymore.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2022 08:08 PM (ObYMu)

164 Grinder or Whelan? Give us Barrabus!

Posted by: America -hating Marxists at December 08, 2022 08:09 PM (3Or4S)

165 The twitter monsters had blacklists of people they shadowed banned. And they were taking orders from the totalitarian left to censor people. Nice country if you can keep it: war.
Posted by: Lost in Space at December 08, 2022 08:07 PM (c1mVn)

Yep. I hope every single one of those woke leftists ends up working for Uber Eats.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2022 08:09 PM (ptqGC)

166 And a body count.

@bariweiss

3. Take, for example, Stanford's Dr. Jay Bhattacharya (
@DrJBhattacharya
) who argued that Covid lockdowns would harm children. Twitter secretly placed him on a "Trends Blacklist," which prevented his tweets from trending.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)

167 Yep. I hope every single one of those woke leftists ends up working for Uber Eats.

And they have to deliver to those 'food deserts.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 08:11 PM (8EJMD)

168 Bari Weiss @bariweiss
THREAD: THE TWITTER FILES PART TWO.

TWITTER’S SECRET BLACKLISTS.

As an unrolled ordinary webpage:

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/
1601007575633305600.html

https://tinyurl.com/4mrwfbmp

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:11 PM (Vwz3I)

169 Miranda Devine on Tucker now.

I wish my last name was Devine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2022 08:11 PM (ptqGC)

170 Looks like we're in for another round of snow tonight.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2022 08:07 PM (ObYMu)

Just got in from shoveling another 4 inches, and we are expecting 4 more. When we got home there was 12-14 inches of global warming.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 08, 2022 08:11 PM (hgD8w)

171 165 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2022 08:09 PM (ptqGC)

The 4channers proved this with math in the 2012 campaign.

The GOP is either too stupid to exist, or was complicit. It is self-defeating to allow the mule to run the table in the interim but the American people need to get VERY serious about working around both parties in their collective interests as Americans. The DC uniparty has been bought cheaply by the globalists to sell their population down the river and that means ALL of us not just "the untermenschen."

Posted by: sven at December 08, 2022 08:11 PM (Lzpvj)

172 Control system wise some people must just be wired such that if something's going horribly wrong just keep doing what you're doing just even harder.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2022 08:08 PM (mShwQ)


A few months ago son's coworker was backing up a tug to hook up to a plane to tow it, and as he got close he accidentally hit the gas instead of the brake. Totally jacked up the plane's nose, and cost about half a mil in damage.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2022 08:12 PM (ObYMu)

173 Just finished reading Higher Education by Charles Sheffield and Jerry Pournelle. Written in 1996, it's a prescient and scathing rebuke of the American education system in 2022, though the story takes place in an indeterminate future (most likely mid-21st century).

Involves some rogue capitalism between competing asteroid mining companies. Mostly follows a young man's struggles to learn things (reading, writing, arithmetic).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 08, 2022 08:12 PM (BpYfr)

174 Yep. I hope every single one of those woke leftists ends up working for Uber Eats.

And they have to deliver to those 'food deserts.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 08:11 PM (8EJMD)

Unarmed, of course.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2022 08:12 PM (ptqGC)

175 Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2022 08:08 PM (mShwQ)

I always knocked that phenomenon as just dumb people until I did it once with a golf cart. I thought my foot was on the brake and I pressed harder when the cart didn't stop.

I guess I need to put myself in the dumb camp.

Posted by: polynikes at December 08, 2022 08:12 PM (0om5x)

176 132 Yeah, hard to take someone who is a man with prostetic tits, lipstick and a effing adams apple seriously, especially when it starts yapping about ripping Jerry's living guts out to grease the treads of Patton's tanks...

Posted by: Erik In Texas at December 08, 2022 08:13 PM (MUdt9)

177 I've nicked the acceletor a few times breaking while wearing heavy hunting boots.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 08, 2022 08:13 PM (3Or4S)

178 @DrJBhattacharya
) who argued that Covid lockdowns would harm children. Twitter secretly placed him on a "Trends Blacklist," which prevented his tweets from trending.


I dare not type what I'd like to on that.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2022 08:13 PM (Xrfse)

179 164 Grinder or Whelan? Give us Barrabus!
Posted by: America -hating Marxists at December 08, 2022 08:09 PM (3Or4S)

Barrabus is such an underrated movie,

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2022 08:13 PM (rlPVR)

180 >>> Haven't been there, but our son and his fiancée love the place.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2022 08:04 PM (ptqGC)


They have sushi which isn't the best in town. I like their chicken clay pot which is a moderately spicy curry-like meal. They also have tacos. Kind of a strange mix of foods.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2022 08:13 PM (mShwQ)

181 We don't shadow ban! Absolutely not! No such thing! Oh, visibility filtering? Yeah we do that, but it isn't called shadow banning, so we didn't lie.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 08, 2022 08:13 PM (+hI+T)

182 Just got in from shoveling another 4 inches, and we are expecting 4 more. When we got home there was 12-14 inches of global warming.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 08, 2022 08:11 PM (hgD8w)


You're getting it first, then. It only just started here. Luckily we got the snowblower fixed.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2022 08:14 PM (ObYMu)

183 Miranda Devine on Tucker about banning Dr. Jay Bhattacharya's tweets. He was pitching a fit that the covid vaccines were dangerous for kids. By banning him and promoting the Covid Nazis ended up killing people.

Easy to make the case that the fucking twitter monsters killed people. Nice country if you can keep it. #War

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 08, 2022 08:14 PM (c1mVn)

184 Great news sven!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2022 08:14 PM (qoGsy)

185
Just got in from shoveling another 4 inches, and we are expecting 4 more. When we got home there was 12-14 inches of global warming.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 08, 2022 08:11 PM (hgD8w)

___________

Mowed the front yard today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2022 08:14 PM (MoZTd)

186 I've nicked the acceletor a few times breaking while wearing heavy hunting boots.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 08, 2022 08:13 PM (3Or4S)

Same. Scares the crap out of you on a snowy mountain road.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 08, 2022 08:14 PM (hgD8w)

187 Well have a good night, all. I'm off to Mass.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2022 08:14 PM (ObYMu)

188 >> Haven't been there, but our son and his fiancée love the place.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2022 08:04 PM (ptqGC)


They have sushi which isn't the best in town. I like their chicken clay pot which is a moderately spicy curry-like meal. They also have tacos. Kind of a strange mix of foods.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2022 08:13 PM

Yeah, son doesn't care for their sushi, after living on Okinawa. But he likes the eclectic atmosphere of the place. Probably why we haven't gone. Too many other good places to go.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2022 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

189 Just got in from shoveling another 4 inches, and we are expecting 4 more. When we got home there was 12-14 inches of global warming.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 08, 2022 08:11 PM (hgD8w)

You're getting it first, then. It only just started here. Luckily we got the snowblower fixed.
Posted by: Jordan61

I live in southern New Mexico. over/under if I need to find an illegal to shovel snow?

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 08, 2022 08:15 PM (c1mVn)

190 >>> I wish my last name was Devine.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2022 08:11 PM (ptqGC)


Jane D'oh-vine

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2022 08:16 PM (mShwQ)

191 You know, i see a little of me in you. But i hate myself.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 08, 2022 08:16 PM (s3J5R)

192 BTW My Name is Vendetta has a character that starts out annoying but evolves into satisfyingly stabby

"What is best in life?"

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2022 08:16 PM (f8bA4)

193 @150

>>Elon is a hero for exposing this crap.

Whatever you think of Elon, like Trump, he has chosen a path that will make his life undoubtedly more difficult, more dangerous and fixes a big fat target on his head.

You have to respect that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 08, 2022 08:17 PM (up/3i)

194 I like how some 20 something lunatic with no qualifications in medicine, can't even change a bedpan, can kick anybody off the internet for "misinformation" - highly skilled and experienced epidemiologists with decades of research and teaching at prestigious universities, things like that.

We like to imagine sometimes the left really knows what they are doing, and has a plan for everything. I'm not persuaded of that. Because this shit is so crazy it isn't believable.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 08, 2022 08:17 PM (3WVSq)

195 171 Complicit. Mitch and Kevin have engineered perfect scenarios for their Vichy-esque dreams of partnering with the real monsters for power and profit. They can't have fatal heart attacks soon enough.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at December 08, 2022 08:17 PM (MUdt9)

196 Well have a good night, all. I'm off to Mass.
Posted by: Jordan61

Say one for us !

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2022 08:17 PM (T4tVD)

197 I've nicked the accelerator in muck boots. Yeah, it gets your attention.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2022 08:18 PM (0ZuC6)

198 "Latest Twitter files are dropping . Bari Weiss on Substack. It's as bad as we knew all along"

right, and not only about stealing elections (and the coup), but about lying about the mRNA dangers, and now forcing them on young children, which will be with them for life (even as they know, but hide, the deleterious effects. These are the eugenicists in action, still actively jabbing young children, and soon forcing it under color of law).

Posted by: illiniwek at December 08, 2022 08:18 PM (Cus5s)

199 Not much going on up on Everest. Looks like rock and ice. When I climbed, I'd like to see rivers and lakes and towns and forests in adjacent valleys.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 08, 2022 08:19 PM (geVLo)

200 You're getting it first, then. It only just started here. Luckily we got the snowblower fixed.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2022 08:14 PM (ObYMu)

We have one available now. But better to keep after it, especially if it has a chance to get wet like today. It's been snowing here since 9am.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 08, 2022 08:19 PM (hgD8w)

201 Great porn movie title, 12 Inches of Global Warming.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 08, 2022 08:19 PM (s3J5R)

202
>>Elon is a hero for exposing this crap.

Whatever you think of Elon, like Trump, he has chosen a path that will make his life undoubtedly more difficult, more dangerous and fixes a big fat target on his head.

You have to respect that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 08, 2022 08:17 PM (up/3i)

All of this. 👆👆👆

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2022 08:19 PM (ptqGC)

203 "I’ve been noticing the lack of joy in white Anglo culture"

If the white people she sees are never joyful, maybe the problem is her.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 08, 2022 08:20 PM (J6gvm)

204 I remember in 2010 encountering gas station sushi on Oahu... when there are real excellent sushi places why would anyone even think of buying that?

But then again it seems there are people who buy sushi from Wal-Mart. *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 08:20 PM (8EJMD)

205 Mowed the front yard today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2022 08:14 PM (MoZTd)

I am not bothered by it.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 08, 2022 08:20 PM (hgD8w)

206 Posted by: sven at December 08, 2022 08:03 PM (Lzpvj)

Congratulations and best wishes for a complete recovery.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 08, 2022 08:20 PM (TgNpw)

207 Now Tucker is talking about how Twitter went after Libs of Tik Tok.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2022 08:21 PM (ptqGC)

208 Great porn movie title, 12 Inches of Global Warming.

AL GORE: *unzips* BO-OI-OI-OI-OING!
GRETA THUNBERG: Oh my!

Posted by: Ian S. at December 08, 2022 08:21 PM (zm+d5)

209 195 But the Left DOES have a plan for everything - target it, degrade it, and destroy it. It's all they are good at, and they are very, very good at it. Otherwise, they're fvcking morons.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at December 08, 2022 08:21 PM (MUdt9)

210 3. Take, for example, Stanford’s Dr. Jay Bhattacharya (@DrJBhattacharya) who argued that Covid lockdowns would harm children. Twitter secretly placed him on a “Trends Blacklist,” which prevented his tweets from trending.
4. Or consider the popular right-wing talk show host, Dan Bongino (@dbongino), who at one point was slapped with a “Search Blacklist.”
5. Twitter set the account of conservative activist Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) to “Do Not Amplify.”
6. Twitter denied that it does such things. In 2018, Twitter's Vijaya Gadde (then Head of Legal Policy and Trust) and Kayvon Beykpour (Head of Product) said: “We do not shadow ban.” They added: “And we certainly don’t shadow ban based on political viewpoints or ideology.”
7. What many people call “shadow banning,” Twitter executives and employees call “Visibility Filtering” or “VF.” Multiple high-level sources confirmed its meaning.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:21 PM (Vwz3I)

211 Shocker!
That vile creature, Yoel Roth, was instrumental in much(all?) of this.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 08, 2022 08:23 PM (AbL8c)

212 Well after bed time and thought was going to close job tomorrow but not at first at least.
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2022 08:23 PM (xhxe8)

213 Sven, lovely news! Continued prayers for Mrs Sven

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 08, 2022 08:23 PM (Kd4bG)

214 >>>cats with symmetry

Cool vid. Enjoyed watching the various felines.

However... The cats were not symmetrical. Not one of them.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 08, 2022 08:23 PM (gv7Yb)

215

Andy Devine
Had a thong rind
It was sublime
But the wrong kind

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2022 08:23 PM (63Dwl)

216 7. What many people call “shadow banning,” Twitter executives and employees call “Visibility Filtering” or “VF.” Multiple high-level sources confirmed its meaning.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:21 PM (Vwz3I)
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Shit by any other name still smells like shit.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 08, 2022 08:23 PM (BpYfr)

217 "he has chosen a path that will make his life undoubtedly more difficult, more dangerous and fixes a big fat target on his head. You have to respect that." Posted by: Thomas Bender

I have some hopes for Elon's actions, BUT, choosing such a dangerous course does not mean he is pure. Hitler chose a dangerous course. Or pick your tyrant. But sure, maybe Elon is more altruistic in a better way. idk, he still has ties with China ... but so far he actions over Twitter seem helpful.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 08, 2022 08:23 PM (Cus5s)

218 Al Gore in Secret of the Third Chakra

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 08:24 PM (8EJMD)

219 I've changed my mind. Working for Uber Eats is too good for the former Twits.

Working for local sanitation departments is more fitting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2022 08:25 PM (ptqGC)

220 The second Twitter dump is underway. All of the leftists I'm sure are saying "so what". These people to simply do not care that we know what they did. They know they are protected by the junta and prosecution won't take place. Lawfare against them is the only recourse, hundreds and thousands of suits against the individuals is the way they must be brought down.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 08, 2022 08:25 PM (mP+mW)

221 >>>Cute little girl in Christmas pageant is happy to see her family.

Very cute. Looks like she was crying she was so happy.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 08, 2022 08:26 PM (gv7Yb)

222 14. This secret group included Head of Legal, Policy, and Trust (Vijaya Gadde), the Global Head of Trust & Safety (Yoel Roth), subsequent CEOs Jack Dorsey and Parag Agrawal, and others.
15. This is where the biggest, most politically sensitive decisions got made. “Think high follower account, controversial,” another Twitter employee told us. For these “there would be no ticket or anything.”
16. One of the accounts that rose to this level of scrutiny was @libsoftiktok—an account that was on the “Trends Blacklist” and was designated as “Do Not Take Action on User Without Consulting With SIP-PES.”
17. The account—which Chaya Raichik began in November 2020 and now boasts over 1.4 million followers—was subjected to six suspensions in 2022 alone, Raichik says. Each time, Raichik was blocked from posting for as long as a week.
18. Twitter repeatedly informed Raichik that she had been suspended for violating Twitter’s policy against “hateful conduct.”

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:26 PM (Vwz3I)

223 Italian safe from 1840.

THAT is workmanship.

Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2022 08:26 PM (CaJIi)

224 Shocker!
That vile creature, Yoel Roth, was instrumental in much(all?) of this.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 08, 2022 08:23 PM (AbL8c)

And "Jack was on board."

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 08, 2022 08:26 PM (hgD8w)

225 From the Bee 🐝

Restraining Order Issued Against Reporter Who Asked Karine Jean-Pierre A Question

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2022 08:26 PM (9uCBG)

226 Point taken - they know how to break shit.

I guess it's one of those "and then a miracle happens" articles of faith. Destroy the entire underpinnings of a successful society, and they think they will remain unscathed somehow, and their friends and family and they will run everything in perpetuity

Posted by: Common Tater at December 08, 2022 08:27 PM (3WVSq)

227 The secret bunker entrance would be great when I'm The Old Man In The Cave.

Friends, Romans, Farm Animals! We are now going up to the cave and check your favorite recluse. We're gonna bring him out in the sunshine and get a good look at him. And then we're gonna decide if he's worthwhile keeping alive...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 08, 2022 08:27 PM (R/m4+)

228 I met a dolphin who was a good egg. I was swimming parallel to a fishing pier, checking to see what/if anything was being caught.Coming towards me a fast clip was a group of about 40 dolphin. Saw that I couldn't get out of their way and figured I would ball up and float until they passed. but it looked dangerous. Through the pier pilings they came, really fast and on the surface. I made eye contact with the lead dolphin, about 5 inch diameter eye, he was huge and nearly black in color. He was about 6 feet away and must have given a signal because the churning mass all dove and came back up about 100 feet past me. He was a good egg.

Posted by: Lori Loughlin Appreciation Society at December 08, 2022 08:27 PM (dXilO)

229 Lawfare against them is the only recourse, hundreds and thousands of suits against the individuals is the way they must be brought down.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 08, 2022 08:25 PM (mP+mW)
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What lawyer would take up the case?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 08, 2022 08:28 PM (BpYfr)

230 From the screenshot of Yoel Roth's DM in twitter files post 24:

We got Jack on board with implementing [shadowbanning] for civic integrity in the near term

So Jack was directly involved in shadowbanning..... I assume that's a euphemism for "election deniers"?

I guess that means Twitter was an in-kind donation to the Democrats, worth about $44 billion.

Posted by: mikeski at December 08, 2022 08:28 PM (P1f+c)

231 Point #14 Included Jack Dorsey in bannings without 'tickets'.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:28 PM (Vwz3I)

232 The second Twitter dump is underway. All of the leftists I'm sure are saying "so what". These people to simply do not care that we know what they did. They know they are protected by the junta and prosecution won't take place. Lawfare against them is the only recourse, hundreds and thousands of suits against the individuals is the way they must be brought down. Posted by: Smell the Glove

I am positive, POSITIVE, we can count on Mitch and Kevin to lead the charge. I would add Miss Lindsey to the list but I am guessing he busy with admiring how well the botox is working.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 08, 2022 08:28 PM (c1mVn)

233 idk, he still has ties with China ... but so far he actions over Twitter seem helpful.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 08, 2022 08:23 PM (Cus5s)

In some sorts of business, one almost has to do business with China, if one is to grow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 08:28 PM (tkR6S)

234
Someone, somewhere (Twitter?) said that trades in the WNBA never got the attention that this Griner fiasco is getting ... or funnier words to that effect.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 08, 2022 08:28 PM (pNxlR)

235 I guess it's one of those "and then a miracle happens" articles of faith. Destroy the entire underpinnings of a successful society, and they think they will remain unscathed somehow, and their friends and family and they will run everything in perpetuity
Posted by: Common Tater at December 08, 2022 08:27 PM (3WVSq)
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The Brain from "Pinky and the Brain" used this same strategy in many of his schemes:

1. Create chaos
2. ???
3. Assume power

Underpants gnome strategy...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 08, 2022 08:29 PM (BpYfr)

236 Joe Biden:

"Moments ago I spoke to Brittney Griner.
She is safe.
She is on a plane.
She is on her way home.

And she has a serious buzz on."

Posted by: pawn at December 08, 2022 08:29 PM (wsHtO)

237 Watching Wednesday.
Catherine Zeta-Jones as Morticia. I don't know why they uglied her up.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2022 08:29 PM (9uCBG)

238 "Ever work in the Suburbs ? Ever deal with those folks ?"

I am one of those folks, and I like in an suburb (one that's not attached to an urb).

Just because our joy doesn't necessarily involve jumping up and down screaming, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

And if she had any knowledge of or respect for cultural differences, she'd understand that.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 08, 2022 08:30 PM (J6gvm)

239 Why did the dolphin knock the guy over ? Maybe tryin' to tell him something ? Not to go further ? Dangerous ?

Posted by: runner at December 08, 2022 08:31 PM (V13WU)

240 >>In some sorts of business, one almost has to do business with China, if one is to grow.

Pretty difficult to exist in the world today and be 100% free from China.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 08:31 PM (ZLI7S)

241 What lawyer would take up the case?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 08, 2022 08:28 PM (BpYfr)

Exactly. Lawfare only wages in one direction and it ain't ours.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 08, 2022 08:31 PM (AbL8c)

242 Enjoying a pre-prandial QID.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 08, 2022 08:31 PM (AuTCi)

243 Restraining Order Issued Against Reporter Who Asked Karine Jean-Pierre A Question
-----------------
The Bee or the Not The Bee?? Because...

@Breaking911 · 1h
WATCH: @PressSec abruptly ends news briefing after becoming irritated with reporter [andy: from a literally African reporter]

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1600942469780508673

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:31 PM (Vwz3I)

244 Anime News Network which just got bought by Kadokawa for an undisclosed but probably pocket change sum, has decided to take another libelous whack at Vic Mignona.

Vic was doing a live stream with three women when his camera decided to pan down to show Vic was wearing shorts.

But Anime News Network decided with the screen shot to place a big black square over his lower anatomy and ran with a story alleging Vic flashed himself to the women.

I hope everyone at Anime News Network ends up having to wash ... I'll stop there

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 08:31 PM (8EJMD)

245 233 well Avenatti is out. Seriously however there are many lawyers out there who are not democratic party apparatchik. There are good lawsuits for damage to livelihood, slander and/or libel etc. Good money to be had

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 08, 2022 08:32 PM (mP+mW)

246 There's something to it. Ever work in the Suburbs ? Ever deal with those folks ?

Leftists are pinch-faced scolds. But that's not news.
There some (for example) very large angry black women too, I betcha. We be seein' things too, sugah!

Leftism rots yer brain. Then it shows up on yer face, more or less.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 08, 2022 08:32 PM (3WVSq)

247 Watching Wednesday.
Catherine Zeta-Jones as Morticia. I don't know why they uglied her up.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2022 08:29 PM (9uCBG)



I think that is how she looks these days....

Posted by: runner at December 08, 2022 08:33 PM (V13WU)

248 He was about 6 feet away and must have given a signal because the churning mass all dove and came back up about 100 feet past me. He was a good egg.
Posted by: Lori Loughlin Appreciation Society at December 08, 2022 08:27 PM (dXilO)

I remember reading somewhere long ago before the burning woke times that a dolphin can sonar an area of ocean and know what is where for 2 square miles or there abouts...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 08, 2022 08:33 PM (R/m4+)

249 >In some sorts of business, one almost has to do business with China, if one is to grow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


so I was at office max today, making my annual new calendar purchase, and I saw a display of those Dutch butter cookies that come in the round blue tin.

I picked one up to buy, and when I turned it over to look at the label, saw that it was made in China

Posted by: DB at December 08, 2022 08:33 PM (geLO8)

250 Anyone else getting a full page ad so I can't see anything on Ace of Spades?

Posted by: Foo at December 08, 2022 08:34 PM (q4NFh)

251 Brain, "What we do every night Pinky. Try and take over the world!"

Pinky, "Narf!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 08:34 PM (8EJMD)

252 picked one up to buy, and when I turned it over to look at the label, saw that it was made in China

==


tin can or the cookies ???

Posted by: runner at December 08, 2022 08:35 PM (V13WU)

253 I watched the content!

Posted by: lin-duh at December 08, 2022 08:35 PM (UUBmN)

254 Watching Wednesday.
Catherine Zeta-Jones as Morticia. I don't know why they uglied her up.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2022 08:29 PM (9uCBG)

Did they? Seems to me that's just her. Her and whoever did her botched plastic surgery. She looks like everyone other Hollowood has-been her age.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2022 08:35 PM (NWBBy)

255 @ Jaguar at December 08, 2022

Y'know what? Sure. Try to pick a fight. And then realize that you don't know any better that the scum-sucking Leftist, because nobody likes you enough to invite you in when they ~do~ let their hair down.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 08, 2022 08:36 PM (J6gvm)

256 236 yeah I expect nothing from the GOPe. A free and open Twitter is almost as big a threat to them as it is to the left. Citizen lawfare, well organized is key .

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 08, 2022 08:36 PM (mP+mW)

257 I had a feral cat at work. Her mother hatched her brood in my office chair. She used to grab my arm and give me those bunny kicks. Also kneed the dough on my thigh. Her idea of symmetry was retaliation. She'd fuck you up if you jerked her around. Mostly gentle and loved her treats.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 08, 2022 08:37 PM (geVLo)

258 >tin can or the cookies ???

Posted by: runner


hell I don't know, so I didn't buy

Posted by: DB at December 08, 2022 08:37 PM (geLO8)

259 Just because our joy doesn't necessarily involve jumping up and down screaming, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

And if she had any knowledge of or respect for cultural differences, she'd understand that.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 08, 2022 08:30 PM (J6gvm)

This. But then again, it the suburbs, we don't know that heart-pumping excitement of being car-jacked or being plugged point-blank while walking to the park.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 08, 2022 08:37 PM (AbL8c)

260 Tucker is getting unwatchable. Not because the show is bad, but because the truth is so infuriating.

Posted by: JM in Florida at December 08, 2022 08:37 PM (svK9G)

261 Watching Wednesday.
Catherine Zeta-Jones as Morticia. I don't know why they uglied her up.
Posted by: rickb223
----
I don't think she was a good choice for that role. Gomez either. The premise was stupid too. But I did enjoy the Wednesday character and her werewolf roommate.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 08, 2022 08:38 PM (UUBmN)

262 @Breaking911 · 1h
WATCH: @PressSec abruptly ends news briefing after becoming irritated with reporter [andy: from a literally African reporter]

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1600942469780508673
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:31 PM (Vwz3I)

I can't stand watching that woman. What did the reporter ask?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2022 08:38 PM (NWBBy)

263 Quote Tweet NBC News @NBCNews · 3h Official
Twitter is being hit with another lawsuit stemming from the recent purging of half its workforce, this one accusing the social media company of disproportionately targeting female employees for layoffs.

Dean Skoreyko @bcbluecon · 5m
Define female. I'm not a biologist.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:38 PM (Vwz3I)

264 I don't think she was a good choice for that role. Gomez either. The premise was stupid too. But I did enjoy the Wednesday character and her werewolf roommate.
Posted by: lin-duh


Agree 100%.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2022 08:39 PM (9uCBG)

265 Obscure World War II trivia.

Q: What plane was called the JM-1 by the US Navy?

A: The Martin B-26 Marauder.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 08:40 PM (8EJMD)

266 >tin can or the cookies ???
Posted by: runner

hell I don't know, so I didn't buy
Posted by: DB


We guarantee there is 10% less lead in the cookies than in the can.

Posted by: China at December 08, 2022 08:40 PM (P1f+c)

267 I've fed three goats like that. It's funnwhen they are not quite old enough to wean but are strong enough to pull the nipple off the bottle.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 08, 2022 08:40 PM (uz3Px)

268
Posted by: JM in Florida at December 08, 2022 08:37 PM (svK9G

Agreed. Forcing myself to watch, but damn, infuriating.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at December 08, 2022 08:41 PM (MUdt9)

269 And I'm so White I'm pretty much Clear.
Posted by: Little Chinese Woman at the Oven at December 08, 2022 08:40 PM (9ygH9)

Funny, you look Chinese to me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 08:41 PM (tkR6S)

270 269 something about why Biden wasn't paying any attention to subsaharan Africa. The guy definitely gets under her skin. Good on him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 08, 2022 08:41 PM (mP+mW)

271 Is the site unreadable for anyone else in the last couple weeks with all the ads blocking the text that can't be closed?

Posted by: Bensdad00 at December 08, 2022 08:42 PM (f8UDq)

272 259 I watched the content!
Posted by: lin-duh at December 08, 2022 08:35 PM (UUBmN)

Hopefully after you first posted, otherwise we need to send you back to moron training.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 08:42 PM (9qSw/)

273 There is a recent picture of Catherine Zeta-Jones at an awards thing with her son and she is dressed very scantily which comes off as weird since she is posing with her son. Most sons don't want to see their mom's cleavage down to her belly button... at least not normal ones.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 08, 2022 08:42 PM (UUBmN)

274 >>>Tucker is getting unwatchable. Not because the show is bad, but because the truth is so infuriating.

>It's the outrage that nobody does anything about. It's like a blowout on the side of the highway. Is Tucker going to help me change the tire?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 08, 2022 08:44 PM (geVLo)

275 Tucker is getting unwatchable. Not because the show is bad, but because the truth is so infuriating.

Imagine the seventy-something lifelong Republican watching that shit.

Posted by: Telecaster at December 08, 2022 08:45 PM (VM+oP)

276 >It's the outrage that nobody does anything about. It's like a blowout on the side of the highway. Is Tucker going to help me change the tire?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 08, 2022 08:44 PM (geVLo

Tuckers job is to give play by play as you cry.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 08:45 PM (9qSw/)

277 I...don't like lead in my cookies...

Posted by: runner at December 08, 2022 08:45 PM (V13WU)

278 There is a recent picture of Catherine Zeta-Jones at an awards thing with her son and she is dressed very scantily which comes off as weird since she is posing with her son.

Most sons don't want to see their mom's cleavage down to her belly button... at least not normal ones.
Posted by: lin-duh


Excuse me!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 08, 2022 08:46 PM (9uCBG)

279 I can't stand watching that woman. What did the reporter ask?

They asked if Biden just gave Putin a green flag to capture more Americans any time we have someone in custody he wants back.

Which, survey says, yes.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 08, 2022 08:46 PM (zm+d5)

280 There is a recent picture of Catherine Zeta-Jones at an awards thing with her son and she is dressed very scantily which comes off as weird since she is posing with her son. Most sons don't want to see their mom's cleavage down to her belly button... at least not normal ones.
Posted by: lin-duh at December 08, 2022 08:42 PM (UUBmN)

What was she doing at an award ceremony? She hasn't done anything that would put her in the running for anything...

Oh that's right, celebrities are just high priced moving mannequins. Not there for any reason other than somebody paid her to wear whatever she was wearing. I'm sure the son was fine with it, if the outfit bought him a Lamborghini.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2022 08:47 PM (NWBBy)

281 Is the site unreadable for anyone else in the last couple weeks with all the ads blocking the text that can't be closed?
Posted by: Bensdad00


I'm using Dolphin browser for iPhone and I have no pop ups.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2022 08:48 PM (9uCBG)

282 Yeah, I'm not ready to put a crown on Elon. My zero trust policy has kicked into high gear.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2022 08:48 PM (Xrfse)

283 Most sons don't want to see their mom's cleavage down to her belly button... at least not normal ones.

I remember PornHub posted statistics a while back and fake incest pr0n was top 5 popular in DC. That explains a lot about modern politics.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 08, 2022 08:48 PM (zm+d5)

284 They asked if Biden just gave Putin a green flag to capture more Americans any time we have someone in custody he wants back.

Which, survey says, yes.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 08, 2022 08:46 PM (zm+d5)

How dare a reporter question the wisdom of paying the Danegeld.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2022 08:49 PM (NWBBy)

285 Dolphin?

Is your browser raping the Internet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 08:49 PM (8EJMD)

286 Use Brave as your browser.

It works on my laptop, desktop computers, and an old Win 8.1 tablet for the home page. I assume there's a smartphone version too.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:49 PM (Vwz3I)

287 I remember reading somewhere long ago before the burning woke times that a dolphin can sonar an area of ocean and know what is where for 2 square miles or there abouts...
___________

10 Sq Miles by 10 X 10

East, West, North and South
Sea Level and depths below

We know E/W/N/S

No real idea about the other dimensions.

But they do. Somehow.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 08, 2022 08:50 PM (Q4IgG)

288 I was expecting a better view from the top of Mt. Everest. Like seeing all of the kingdoms of the world in their magnificence lying before you. Not sure if it's worth the climb now.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 08, 2022 08:50 PM (fs1hN)

289 I remember PornHub posted statistics a while back and fake incest pr0n was top 5 popular in DC. That explains a lot about modern politics.
Posted by: Ian S.


It's not incest if it's a stepmom or stepsister. 😉

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2022 08:50 PM (9uCBG)

290 Burt,
Apparently she's in the new National Treasure Movie coming out. It's a Disney franchise...

Posted by: lin-duh at December 08, 2022 08:50 PM (UUBmN)

291 I'm using Dolphin browser for iPhone and I have no pop ups.

==


Shay-shay. We thank you preferring product ours !

--China

Posted by: runner at December 08, 2022 08:50 PM (V13WU)

292 Watching Tucker and NBC news once again censored a report . That babe Andrea Mitchell said that Putin gave Biden a choice of either Griner or Whalen. The report was then changed to only Griner. Will Mitchell disappear like Miguel Almagere?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 08, 2022 08:51 PM (mP+mW)

293 I've started working my way through the LOTR A trilogy. I have a simple and stupid question.
The Ring is presented as a simple gold band. Is that the way it's portrayed in the books. I don't remember.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 08, 2022 08:51 PM (eGTCV)

294 I remember PornHub posted statistics a while back and fake incest pr0n was top 5 popular in DC. That explains a lot about modern politics.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 08, 2022 08:48 PM (zm+d5)

It's fake? I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!

I mean, some people who paid for it might want their money back. Whoever those people might be.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2022 08:51 PM (NWBBy)

295 Would you prefer Tucker not do his job -- reporting effectively and offering commentary? And he should do what? Write his congressman? Spend all his time trying to get Paul Whelan freed?

Let's not forget that Tucker had to move because the mob came to his home and pounded on his door -- while his wife was home and he was not

Posted by: JM in Florida at December 08, 2022 08:52 PM (e0ZY0)

296 285 Dolphin?

Is your browser raping the Internet?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 08:49 PM (8EJMD


Hey! Is the girl from the art this morning!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 08:53 PM (9qSw/)

297 239 yes . When heated inscriptions in the language of Mordor appears

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 08, 2022 08:53 PM (mP+mW)

298 Apparently she's in the new National Treasure Movie coming out. It's a Disney franchise...
Posted by: lin-duh at December 08, 2022 08:50 PM (UUBmN)

Hopefully not replacing Diane Kruger. Now SHE'S a national treasure.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2022 08:53 PM (NWBBy)

299 >>Yeah, I'm not ready to put a crown on Elon. My zero trust policy has kicked into high gear.

I don't think he's my buddy or on my side on all things but I do believe he is serious about free speech. He didn't have to do this and even if some of it is in self-interest he is exposing the corrupt inner working of Big Tech, government and the left at great personal risk.

I respect him a lot for doing this.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 08:54 PM (ZLI7S)

300 >>> Anime News Network which just got bought by Kadokawa for an undisclosed but probably pocket change sum, has decided to take another libelous whack at Vic Mignona.

Vic was doing a live stream with three women when his camera decided to pan down to show Vic was wearing shorts.

But Anime News Network decided with the screen shot to place a big black square over his lower anatomy and ran with a story alleging Vic flashed himself to the women.

I hope everyone at Anime News Network ends up having to wash ... I'll stop there
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 08:31 PM (8EJMD)


RoosterTeeth fired him from RWBY for metoo stuff they said. He was Qrow. I think RoosterTeeth is dying and I don't know if RWBY will survive their plummet to the ground.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2022 08:54 PM (mShwQ)

301 And so far not one Oedipus joke

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 08:55 PM (8EJMD)

302 The Ring is presented as a simple gold band. Is that the way it's portrayed in the books. I don't remember.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 08, 2022 08:51 PM (eGTCV)

I believe it had some runes inscribed upon it. But it was not flashy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 08:55 PM (tkR6S)

303 The Ring is presented as a simple gold band. Is that the way it's portrayed in the books. I don't remember.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 08, 2022 08:51 PM (eGTCV)
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Yep. When heated, it reveals an arcane phrase written in the Black Speech using Elven runes....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 08, 2022 08:55 PM (BpYfr)

304 301 And so far not one Oedipus joke
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 08:55 PM (8EJMD


That's hard to pun.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 08:55 PM (9qSw/)

305 > Apparently she's in the new National Treasure Movie coming out. It's a Disney franchise...


how many friggin treasure troves are out there anyway

FFS

Posted by: DB at December 08, 2022 08:56 PM (geLO8)

306 I never liked RWBY for a simple reason, the animation style was horrid. Its like they animated the whole show using Flash.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 08:56 PM (8EJMD)

307 Elon is stirring shit to make (gasps) money for Elon.

Insert eyeroll emoji here....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 08, 2022 08:57 PM (Q4IgG)

308 And so far not one Oedipus joke
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 08:55 PM (8EJMD)

Hopefully ace bans the first mf'er who does.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2022 08:57 PM (NWBBy)

309 So the prep kit said mix the first packet with 16ozs of water and drink slowly over 30 minutes... that's pretty funny. That stuff is vile, no way I could sip it casually over 30 minutes without gagging. So chugging it was bad enough.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 08, 2022 08:57 PM (UUBmN)

310 The National Treasure series would have been a lot better if he went after hidden famous troves around the world instead of just USA

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2022 08:58 PM (0hOvj)

311 309 So the prep kit said mix the first packet with 16ozs of water and drink slowly over 30 minutes... that's pretty funny. That stuff is vile, no way I could sip it casually over 30 minutes without gagging. So chugging it was bad enough.
Posted by: lin-duh at December 08, 2022 08:57 PM (UUBmN


You getting a pooper peek?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 08:58 PM (9qSw/)

312 how many friggin treasure troves are out there anyway

Perhaps this one will be set on Oak Island.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2022 08:58 PM (eOEVl)

313 And so far not one Oedipus joke
------------
Because they're too complex for we Morons.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:59 PM (Vwz3I)

314 In high school we called it Eat-A-Puss Rex.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:59 PM (Vwz3I)

315 And so far not one Oedipus joke
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 08:55 PM (8EJMD)

Isn't that how Michael Douglas contracted throat cancer? Ate-a-puss?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 09:00 PM (tkR6S)

316 And so far not one Oedipus joke
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 08:55 PM (8EJMD


That's hard to pun.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Meh. It's all Greek to me.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2022 09:00 PM (9uCBG)

317 Posted by: lin-duh at December 08, 2022 08:57 PM (UUBmN

Be careful, lin-duh. Don't wanna make yourself throw up by accident,like I did.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 08, 2022 09:00 PM (Kd4bG)

318 I don't think he's my buddy or on my side on all things but I do believe he is serious about free speech.

I believe Musk cares less about free speech than he does about what the effect on business and his plans for the future that suppressed free speech might have. Practically that doesn't mean a lot for you and me, but its possibly a problem down the road.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2022 09:00 PM (0hOvj)

319 And... my job is done nyah

Back to the B-17 kit

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 09:01 PM (8EJMD)

320 10 Sq Miles by 10 X 10
East, West, North and South
Sea Level and depths below
We know E/W/N/S
No real idea about the other dimensions.
But they do. Somehow.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 08, 2022 08:50 PM (Q4IgG)

Thanks Martini Farmer! I couldn't remember the exact area size.

Them dolphins be good...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 08, 2022 09:01 PM (R/m4+)

321 FBI solved a hate crime here. Arrested a black dude. Now it ain't a hate crime. Magic!

Posted by: NCKate at December 08, 2022 09:01 PM (0R0Vd)

322 BTW Cate Blanchett is Galadriel. Morfyd Clark is not.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 08, 2022 09:01 PM (eGTCV)

323 >>> I never liked RWBY for a simple reason, the animation style was horrid. Its like they animated the whole show using Flash.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 08:56 PM (8EJMD)


They had very little money for production during the first few seasons but it improved greatly in later seasons. There's also a RWBY anime now. Although the producers of the anime got into some sort of sexual harassment stuff in Japan too. I'm hooked to the original though. I've followed everything from the beginning and I'm certain it will all eventually disappoint me.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2022 09:01 PM (mShwQ)

324 And so far not one Oedipus joke
Posted by: Anna Puma


He was more of a riddle man, anyway.

Posted by: mikeski at December 08, 2022 09:02 PM (P1f+c)

325 I don't think he's my buddy or on my side on all things but I do believe he is serious about free speech.

I believe Musk cares less about free speech than he does about what the effect on business and his plans for the future that suppressed free speech might have.


I just don't get that sense from him. He seems to have actual ethics and a sense of countries go off the rails. He could find a lot easier ways to make money.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2022 09:02 PM (eOEVl)

326 You getting a pooper peek?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022

Be careful, lin-duh. Don't wanna make yourself throw up by accident,like I did.
Posted by: vmom
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Yep, a peep tomorrow, my first.

Sipping it would have made me throw up. {{shudders}}

Posted by: lin-duh at December 08, 2022 09:02 PM (UUBmN)

327 Here is video of the US-Russia prisoner exchange

https://tinyurl.com/y55y56ts

Posted by: DB at December 08, 2022 09:03 PM (geLO8)

328 And so far not one Oedipus joke
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 08:55 PM (8EJMD)

Hopefully ace bans the first mf'er who does.
Posted by: BurtTC


Nice!

Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2022 09:03 PM (CaJIi)

329 BTW Cate Blanchett is Galadriel. Morfyd Clark is not.

Dammit, CB is 53 years old and she still looks great.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2022 09:03 PM (eOEVl)

330 I don't know enough about Elon to judge, but I like what he's doing at Twitter.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 08, 2022 09:04 PM (Kd4bG)

331 >And so far not one Oedipus joke
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 08:55 PM (8EJMD


That's hard to pun.
Posted by: AlaBAMA



went out for Chinese food- they were out of dog, so I Oedipus instead

Posted by: DB at December 08, 2022 09:05 PM (geLO8)

332 >>I believe Musk cares less about free speech than he does about what the effect on business and his plans for the future that suppressed free speech might have. Practically that doesn't mean a lot for you and me, but its possibly a problem down the road.

Musk's other businesses, rockets, EVs and solar panels, are all dependent on government making the market. They would be tiny markets if they existed at all without government and mostly leftwing government. And yet he spent a shitload of his own cash and took on a mountain of debt to expose who corrupt the left and the government has become.

He's done more for free speech and exposing the corrupt left in the last few months than the rest of the conservative right has done in the last 2 decades and he's just getting started. I absolutely think he believes in free speech and he's put his ass on the line to defend it.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 09:06 PM (ZLI7S)

333 Blanchett looks better than Zeta Jones as far as the aging game. I thought Zeta Jones was older since she looks it. The plastic surgery has made her look older IMO.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 08, 2022 09:07 PM (UUBmN)

334 I had to cajole my sister to drive up here and babysit me for mine. I think it's stupid they won't let you take an Uber home or drive yourself after the procedure. I'm planning on getting the thing done early next year.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 09:07 PM (9qSw/)

335 He's done more for free speech and exposing the corrupt left in the last few months than the rest of the conservative right has done in the last 2 decades and he's just getting started. I absolutely think he believes in free speech and he's put his ass on the line to defend it.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 09:06 PM (ZLI7S)

Here, here.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 08, 2022 09:07 PM (AbL8c)

336 335 He's done more for free speech and exposing the corrupt left in the last few months than the rest of the conservative right has done in the last 2 decades and he's just getting started. I absolutely think he believes in free speech and he's put his ass on the line to defend it.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 09:06 PM (ZLI7S)

Here, here.
Posted by: DaisyB at December 08, 2022 09:07 PM (AbL8c)

Hear hear.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 09:08 PM (9qSw/)

337 The Weiss dump is continuing past point #18.

https://twitter.com/bariweiss/status/
1601020845224128512

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 09:09 PM (Vwz3I)

338 I had to cajole my sister to drive up here and babysit me for mine. I think it's stupid they won't let you take an Uber home or drive yourself after the procedure. I'm planning on getting the thing done early next year.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 09:07 PM (9qSw/)

My job tomorrow is to be wheelman for a friend who is getting the 'scope job.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 09:09 PM (tkR6S)

339 Be careful, lin-duh. Don't wanna make yourself throw up by accident,like I did.
Posted by: vmom stabby

Urgk! Some of those prep products...

Last time, I tried and tried to gag down "SuPrep" and every time took a swig, would be barfing between swallows. Gak! Such absolutely VILE stuff!
------------

Lin-duh, if you can't keep it down, call your local ER and explain circumstances, ask for alternative prep. Ours had kits ready to go

Posted by: JQ at December 08, 2022 09:10 PM (o0Fxd)

340 Hear hear.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 09:08 PM (9qSw/)

LOL!

Yes, thanks.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 08, 2022 09:10 PM (AbL8c)

341 Students are idiots sometimes. I have received a few emails from students wondering why they haven't gotten "clicker points" all semester.

Well, it's probably because they DIDN'T FOLLOW DIRECTIONS during the first week of class. Idiots.

(To be clear, these aren't MY students. I'm the admin for the personal response system we use on campus, so I get all their emails/calls when they don't follow directions.)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 08, 2022 09:10 PM (BpYfr)

342 19. But in an internal SIP-PES memo from October 2022, after her seventh suspension, the committee acknowledged that “LTT has not directly engaged in behavior violative of the Hateful Conduct policy." See here:
20. The committee justified her suspensions internally by claiming her posts encouraged online harassment of “hospitals and medical providers” by insinuating “that gender-affirming healthcare is equivalent to child abuse or grooming.”
21. Compare this to what happened when Raichik herself was doxxed on November 21, 2022. A photo of her home with her address was posted in a tweet that has garnered more than 10,000 likes.
22. When Raichik told Twitter that her address had been disseminated she says Twitter Support responded with this message: "We reviewed the reported content, and didn't find it to be in violation of the Twitter rules." No action was taken. The doxxing tweet is still up.
23. In internal Slack messages, Twitter employees spoke of using technicalities to restrict the visibility of tweets and subjects. Here’s Yoel Roth, Twitter’s then Global Head of Trust & Safety, in a direct message to a colleague in early 2021:

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 09:10 PM (Vwz3I)

343 I read about Viktor Bout on Wikipedia this afternoon, and followed links to other arms dealers because Wikipedia loves it some links.

Some thoughts:
* In all honesty, the Bout case sounds more like global alphabet-soup fuckery than anything else. This may not be such a terrible trade if viewed from the perspective that playing global policeman is getting tedious. To paraphrase some great lines in Lord Of War, which was based loosely on this guy's career, people like Bout exist mostly because Our Betters need them to play shell games in the third world.
* RussiaRussiaRussia and YouCrane both have a yuuuge presence in the global arms trafficking industry. Not exactly news, but it's a nice reminder that certain current events that the presstitutes breathlessly insist are about some stuff probably have a lot more to do with some other stuff that nobody wants to talk about.
* Vipin Khanna. He may or may not have actually sold guns but Ho Lee Fuk, that man's mustache is mightier than a nuclear arsenal. One of his daughters married a Sikh lookin' dude who has it going on too.

Posted by: CppThis at December 08, 2022 09:10 PM (UewuT)

344 And so far not one Oedipus joke
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 08:55 PM (8EJMD)


When he found out, he pulled his eyes out one-by-one.
A horrible end for a loyal son who . . . loved his mother . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2022 09:10 PM (xhaym)

345 24. Six days later, in a direct message with an employee on the Health, Misinformation, Privacy, and Identity research team, Roth requested more research to support expanding “non-removal policy interventions like disabling engagements and deamplification/visibility filtering.”

25. Roth wrote: “The hypothesis underlying much of what we’ve implemented is that if exposure to, e.g., misinformation directly causes harm, we should use remediations that reduce exposure, and limiting the spread/virality of content is a good way to do that.”

26. He added: “We got Jack on board with implementing this for civic integrity in the near term, but we’re going to need to make a more robust case to get this into our repertoire of policy remediations – especially for other policy domains.”

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 09:10 PM (Vwz3I)

346 As said earlier... Musk is in this shit to make money for Musk.

Whether his proclivities pay dividends is another matter altogether.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 08, 2022 09:10 PM (Q4IgG)

347 27. There is more to come on this story, which was reported by @abigailshrier @shellenbergermd @nelliebowles @isaacgrafstein and the team The Free Press @thefp.
Keep up with this unfolding story here and at our brand new website: http://thefp.com.

28. The authors have broad and expanding access to Twitter’s files. The only condition we agreed to was that the material would first be published on Twitter.

29. We're just getting started on our reporting. Documents cannot tell the whole story here. A big thank you to everyone who has spoken to us so far. If you are a current or former Twitter employee, we'd love to hear from you. Please write to: tips@thefp.com

30. Watch @mtaibbi for the next installment.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 09:11 PM (Vwz3I)

348 Cate Blanchett is Galadriel. Morfyd Clark is not.

I think Morfyd Clark would be fine in another role, just not that one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2022 09:11 PM (0hOvj)

349 My job tomorrow is to be wheelman for a friend who is getting the 'scope job.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 09:09 PM (tkR6S)


Good man. Someone could make a tidy profit being the wheelman for people who live alone.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 09:11 PM (9qSw/)

350 I think Morfyd Clark would be fine in another role, just not that one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2022 09:11 PM (0hOvj)

Agreed

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 08, 2022 09:12 PM (eGTCV)

351 He's done more for free speech and exposing the corrupt left in the last few months than the rest of the conservative right has done in the last 2 decades and he's just getting started.

Thats a pretty low bar to set but at this point I'm greatful for anything meaningful.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 08, 2022 09:12 PM (TgNpw)

352 309 So the prep kit said mix the first packet with 16ozs of water and drink slowly over 30 minutes... that's pretty funny. That stuff is vile, no way I could sip it casually over 30 minutes without gagging. So chugging it was bad enough.
Posted by: lin-duh at December 08, 2022 08:57 PM (UUBmN
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I had one of those earlier this year. Don't remember the name of the prep, but it was pretty vile stuff. "Cranberry flavor." Yeah, right...

On the plus side, I was cleaned out pretty good within just a couple of hours after drinking each portion of the prep. One bottle the night before and one bottle the morning of the procedure.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 08, 2022 09:12 PM (BpYfr)

353 If you want to pay out of pocket about $250 you can have a high colonic right before your procedure. I did think about it and now that I know, I am inclined to go that route next time.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 08, 2022 09:13 PM (UUBmN)

354 I feel like these revelations (regarding Twitter) align with what I was talking to whig and others about earlier - businesses that focus internally (on what their whiny, selfish employees want) to the detriment (or even ANTIPATHY!) of what their actual CUSTOMERS want.

they explained the Marxist concept of "stakeholders" to me and I guess that's what we are dealing with.

the woke employees of Twitter - at all levels - wanted to control people. to hector. to punish.

so they did.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 08, 2022 09:13 PM (w0NJk)

355 Musk has been accused of neglecting Spacex and Tesla to play with a toy, Twitter. And it does distract from his core businesses.

But he is actively working on Twitter and I can only say "Hurrah!!"

Posted by: JM in Florida at December 08, 2022 09:14 PM (+Txwr)

356 You know what, I don't need one ton axles.

I hope.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 08, 2022 09:14 PM (up/3i)

357 353 If you want to pay out of pocket about $250 you can have a high colonic right before your procedure. I did think about it and now that I know, I am inclined to go that route next time.
Posted by: lin-duh at December 08, 2022 09:13 PM (UUBmN


So they will power wash you before the procedure?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 09:14 PM (9qSw/)

358 the 'scope job.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Poop in the box and let UPS do the driving.

Posted by: DaveA at December 08, 2022 09:15 PM (FhXTo)

359 The whole 30-point thread unrolled as an ordinary webpage:

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/
1601008766861815808.html

https://tinyurl.com/y34ufhdd

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 09:15 PM (Vwz3I)

360 When you get a song stuck in your head.




For days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKuvJLTeJYY

Posted by: ZOD at December 08, 2022 09:15 PM (Q/6pY)

361 >Good man. Someone could make a tidy profit being the wheelman for people who live alone.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

I am such a person. The clinic that did my scope 10 years ago has contacted me to come in again. I don't have anyone to drive me, and they won't let me drive myself, so I don't know where that leaves me. Probably skip it.

Posted by: DB at December 08, 2022 09:15 PM (geLO8)

362 If you want to pay out of pocket about $250 you can have a high colonic right before your procedure. I did think about it and now that I know, I am inclined to go that route next time.
Posted by: lin-duh at December 08, 2022 09:13 PM (UUBmN


So they will power wash you before the procedure?


My siding could use some work. It has algae growing on it. Wait, what are we talking about?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2022 09:16 PM (eOEVl)

363 So they will power wash you before the procedure?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 09:14 PM (9qSw/)

Envisions gerbil in a HazMat suit, lugging a steam hose.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 09:16 PM (tkR6S)

364 I am such a person. The clinic that did my scope 10 years ago has contacted me to come in again. I don't have anyone to drive me, and they won't let me drive myself, so I don't know where that leaves me. Probably skip it.
Posted by: DB at December 08, 2022 09:15 PM (geLO

Yeah, it's a problem that I'm shocked they haven't solved yet. Even the butt doc could make a profit hiring folks to take people to and fro.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 09:17 PM (9qSw/)

365 I think Morfyd Clark would be fine in another role, just not that one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2022 09:11 PM (0hOvj)

I've only seen the videos others have done on this abomination. I can't really speak to her acting skills, but from what I've seen she has less range than your average Pornhub fake incest stepsister actresses.

Allegedly. Not that I would know.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2022 09:17 PM (XfBY/)

366 >>Thats a pretty low bar to set but at this point I'm greatful for anything meaningful.

Dan Bongino gets a little too screechy for me but his segment on Hannity right now is worth watching. If you can find the video I'd recommend it.

The amount of censorship that has been going on by the combination of Big Tech, government and Democrats is worse than we thought if that's possible. And we are getting proof. Not theories, proof.

This is seriously big stuff.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 09:17 PM (ZLI7S)

367 @353

>>If you want to pay out of pocket about $250 you can have a high colonic right before your procedure.


Or you could take 2 large tablespoons of castor oil and you will be cleaned out from your stomach to your exit portal for about a buck fifty.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 08, 2022 09:18 PM (up/3i)

368 Envisions gerbil in a HazMat suit, lugging a steam hose.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

😂🤣

Posted by: lin-duh at December 08, 2022 09:18 PM (UUBmN)

369 Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos both want to go to Mars. The difference between the two is that Elon wants humans to be a stable multi-planetary species that digs technology whereas Bezos just wants to blast off in his giant penismobile with a few eunuchs and a whole bunch of mistresses while his minions set the world on fire, vigorously fapping that he's outdone the Bond villains.

Posted by: CppThis at December 08, 2022 09:18 PM (UewuT)

370 When you get a song stuck in your head. For days.


Here's a palate cleanser:
https://tinyurl.com/mrxtxwf6

Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2022 09:19 PM (eOEVl)

371 Good man. Someone could make a tidy profit being the wheelman for people who live alone.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 09:11 PM (9qSw/)

//////

Yep, my distant and soon-to-be Ex-wife was having a hell of a time to get rides for her cataract surgery appointments.Hey! Wasn't it nice to have a man around the house?

Posted by: JM in Florida at December 08, 2022 09:19 PM (+Txwr)

372 I'm reading through the latest twitter dump, and again everything "right wing conspiracy theorists" "falsely claimed" and had been "thoroughly debunked" is...true and accurate.

And yet the left claiming it is a "nothing burger" is in a sense right because no one cares.

The left will continue to steal elections and empty the treasury, the GOPe will continue to do little or nothing, and the country will slide further into the shitter.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2022 09:19 PM (ESjRY)

373
This is seriously big stuff.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 09:17 PM (ZLI7S)


Don't disagree. But we are stuck in a world where crimes are not punished.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 09:20 PM (9qSw/)

374
Envisions gerbil in a HazMat suit, lugging a steam hose.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Annnnnnnnnddddd that'll require cleaning the snort laugh off the screen.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 08, 2022 09:20 PM (8AONa)

375 I just didn't first colonoscopy and I did not have to drink the vile stuff - I got pills instead. So no taste but a lot of pills to swallow at 4 pm the day before and 4 am the day of the procedure.

Posted by: IC at December 08, 2022 09:20 PM (oX3MH)

376 Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos both want to go to Mars. The difference between the two is that Elon wants humans to be a stable multi-planetary species that digs technology whereas Bezos just wants to blast off in his giant penismobile with a few eunuchs and a whole bunch of mistresses while his minions set the world on fire, vigorously fapping that he's outdone the Bond villains.

Do you know if Bezos is taking passengers? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2022 09:20 PM (eOEVl)

377 Or you could take 2 large tablespoons of castor oil and you will be cleaned out from your stomach to your exit portal for about a buck fifty.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Which is the same as the prep....

Actual, my Dr. did supply a list of places to call if you needed a ride to/from the procedure. It's worth asking your doctor if you don't have a ride.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 08, 2022 09:20 PM (UUBmN)

378 I am such a person. The clinic that did my scope 10 years ago has contacted me to come in again. I don't have anyone to drive me, and they won't let me drive myself, so I don't know where that leaves me. Probably skip it.
Posted by: DB at December 08, 2022 09:15 PM (geLO

Post what town you are in. There might be a Moron or 'Ette close enough to be able to give you a ride.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 09:20 PM (tkR6S)

379 Good man. Someone could make a tidy profit being the wheelman for people who live alone.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

I am such a person. The clinic that did my scope 10 years ago has contacted me to come in again. I don't have anyone to drive me, and they won't let me drive myself, so I don't know where that leaves me. Probably skip it.
Posted by: DB at December 08, 2022 09:15 PM (geLO

Y'all may not think it's funny, I do... when I got married I thought "oh good, now I'll have somebody to take me to my next colonoscopy." And when she left, it was one of those things that continues to vex me.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2022 09:20 PM (XfBY/)

380 375: I meant to say 'I just did my'....I'm not even drinking and I can't type.

Posted by: IC at December 08, 2022 09:21 PM (oX3MH)

381 364 Yeah, it's a problem that I'm shocked they haven't solved yet. Even the butt doc could make a profit hiring folks to take people to and fro.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 09:17 PM (9qSw/)


Oh yeah, absolutely a huge problem. One of my relatives actually has this problem right now, needs to go but has nobody local willing to drive. Plussites live all over the USA and tend to hold steady, high paying jobs so it's not practical for most of us to take a bunch of time off work to play taxi driver.

Presumably I will have to deal with it at some point too.

Posted by: CppThis at December 08, 2022 09:21 PM (UewuT)

382 Very cute. Looks like she was crying she was so happy.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 08, 2022 08:26 PM (gv7Yb)

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She's adorable.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 09:21 PM (Qzn2/)

383 Posted by: CppThis at December 08, 2022 09:18 PM (UewuT)

*spews scotch..... wipes screen*

OK, that was funny!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 08, 2022 09:22 PM (TgNpw)

384 173 Just finished reading Higher Education by Charles Sheffield and Jerry Pournelle. Written in 1996, it's a prescient and scathing rebuke of the American education system in 2022, though the story takes place in an indeterminate future (most likely mid-21st century).

Involves some rogue capitalism between competing asteroid mining companies. Mostly follows a young man's struggles to learn things (reading, writing, arithmetic).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 08, 2022 08:12 PM (BpYfr)
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This brings to mind Michael Flynn's "Firestar" series, in which an heiress has a recurring nightmare/vision of a meteor wiping out life on Earth and bankrolls a crash program of science-based education in order to jumpstart the space industry, for defense and dispersion of humanity.

And then meteors start heading our way.

It's science fiction, but a good part of it is a critique of the education system and possible solutions.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 08, 2022 09:22 PM (Dc2NZ)

385 >>Here's a palate cleanser:
https://tinyurl.com/mrxtxwf6
Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2022 09:19 PM (eOEVl)

Nice stems.

Posted by: ZOD at December 08, 2022 09:23 PM (Q/6pY)

386 Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2022 08:54 PM (mShwQ)

I was thinking about that recently. Vic is, I believe, Christian and conservative. An inordinate amount of voice acting talent is run by the Scientologists. I wonder if they were getting rid of the competition, given that the accusations all seem to be of the 'He was socially awkward in my vicinity' variety as opposed to actual bad behaviour.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 08, 2022 09:23 PM (nC+QA)

387 Odd that this comes up in conversation tonight- I just got my bladder scoped this morning. No tumors.

Posted by: DB at December 08, 2022 09:24 PM (geLO8)

388 Nice stems.

I'm not really a leg man, but I'm considering switching.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2022 09:24 PM (eOEVl)

389 That's good DB. But why were they checking?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 08, 2022 09:25 PM (WVObm)

390 Single man, still 29, looking for someone who wants to make some easy cash.

Involves the rear end, cameras and an uncomfortable moment or two.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 09:26 PM (9qSw/)

391 >That's good DB. But why were they checking?

Posted by: vmom stabby

because I've had a tumor before

Posted by: DB at December 08, 2022 09:26 PM (geLO8)

392 >>Don't disagree. But we are stuck in a world where crimes are not punished.

I say this over and over and it's not a dodge, I really mean it. I want to see all of the guilty charged and put through the legal wringer as much as anyone. Maybe more.

But what I want more than anything is my country back. Some soy boy at Twitter going to prison won't make my life appreciably better but getting back to running the country on Constitutional principles will and the only way that happens is if everything is exposed and we tear down the infrastructure they have built to oppress us. Taking back the ability to freely communicate is the single most important thing we can do and it's happening right in front of us and no amount of lies from the left will change this.

The truth will set us free once everyone knows it.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 09:26 PM (ZLI7S)

393 Yep, my distant and soon-to-be Ex-wife was having a hell of a time to get rides for her cataract surgery appointments.Hey! Wasn't it nice to have a man around the house?
Posted by: JM in Florida at December 08, 2022 09:19 PM (+Txwr)

Fistbump, man.

The nitwit here, she tried to get a prescription filled recently, and there was a problem. She was still on my insurance plan under her LAST husband's last name, even though she took mine for our ever-so-brief marriage.

Of course, she flounced out of there, and promptly accused me of cancelling her insurance. No, idiot, you just needed to call somebody instead of throwing a hissy fit in public. Your one greatest skill.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2022 09:27 PM (XfBY/)

394 338. Alabama,sedation wears off at different rates for different people. It affects everything from reaction time , judgement, alertness, etc. No way should anyone drive at least got 12 hours post procedure, more like 24. Uber drivers are strangers they have zero interest in signing up for being responsible for getting you home and in your house safely.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 08, 2022 09:28 PM (kwFKO)

395 379 if anyone is on the gulf coast / mobile area of AL and needs help to get to the doctor for something like this, hit me up. I will take you or find someone who can.

Posted by: Piper at December 08, 2022 09:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

396 So twitter is in the prep phase of its colonoscopy

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 08, 2022 09:28 PM (WVObm)

397 394 338. Alabama,sedation wears off at different rates for different people. It affects everything from reaction time , judgement, alertness, etc. No way should anyone drive at least got 12 hours post procedure, more like 24. Uber drivers are strangers they have zero interest in signing up for being responsible for getting you home and in your house safely.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 08, 2022 09:28 PM (kwFKO


I get it. I understand the liability. It's just frustrating because the fact that I can't find help to be the DD has kept me from doing it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 09:29 PM (9qSw/)

398 Posted by: Jen the original at December 08, 2022 09:28 PM (kwFKO)

Exactly. The rule is very much for the patients' safety in this case.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 08, 2022 09:30 PM (nC+QA)

399 Alabama,
Seriously ask the doctors office mine had a list of about 6 companies that do driving to appointments and procedures.

Posted by: lin-duh (y'all/all y'all) at December 08, 2022 09:31 PM (UUBmN)

400 Posted by: Jen the original at December 08, 2022 09:28 PM (kwFKO)

Exactly. The rule is very much for the patients' safety in this case.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 08, 2022 09:30 PM (nC+QA)

Meh. "For the patient's safety" is essentially 99% for the hospital's liability, and 1% actual, you know, safety.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2022 09:32 PM (XfBY/)

401 399 Alabama,
Seriously ask the doctors office mine had a list of about 6 companies that do driving to appointments and procedures.
Posted by: lin-duh

I will. Promise.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 09:33 PM (9qSw/)

402 I get it. I understand the liability. It's just frustrating because the fact that I can't find help to be the DD has kept me from doing it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 09:29 PM (9qSw/)

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Idea: Call an Uber, just have them take you to the bar or whatever. During the ride, you say "Hey man, I need a dedicated driver for xxx day for xxx hours, I pay cash."

80% or higher chance your Uber driver will show up at your house the day of the procedure.

Posted by: ballistic at December 08, 2022 09:33 PM (oXNqT)

403 I'm thinking if I have to go to the Butt Stuff Doctor, maybe I find one that's located close to a hotel and they just wheel me over there for the night.

Posted by: CppThis at December 08, 2022 09:33 PM (UewuT)

404 Here's what Bongino thinks. Worth a listen. How much do you think this kind of thing done to every single prominent conservative voice on every topic from elections to the virus over the last 6 years has had?

https://tinyurl.com/49hsdyk7

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 09:34 PM (ZLI7S)

405 Whoa! Blackhawk just flew over my house at 200 feet.

Damn near shit my pants. Very loud. He's heading toward New Smyrna right now, still at that altitude.. Don't see that very often in these woods. Never, I mean. 😲

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 08, 2022 09:36 PM (YJwUM)

406 ..Y'all may not think it's funny, I do... when I got married I thought "oh good, now I'll have somebody to take me to my next colonoscopy." And when she left, it was one of those things that continues to vex me.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2022 09:20 PM (XfBY/)



Dude, she loved you, but she was really tired of your shit. IYKWIM.

/s


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 08, 2022 09:36 PM (e6UQI)

407 Meh. "For the patient's safety" is essentially 99% for the hospital's liability, and 1% actual, you know, safety.
Posted by: BurtTC


This.

Your "driver" is supposed to keep an eye on you post-delivery. Easy if it's your wife or another family member. Not so much if its a friend or neighbor. Impossible if its a taxi driver or Uber dude.

But the hospital just wants a "this person SAID they would keep the patient safe at home, so it's not our fault they fell and concussed themself on the way to the pisser."

Posted by: mikeski at December 08, 2022 09:37 PM (P1f+c)

408 05 Whoa! Blackhawk just flew over my house at 200 feet.

Damn near shit my pants. Very loud. He's heading toward New Smyrna right now, still at that altitude.. Don't see that very often in these woods. Never, I mean. 😲
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 08, 2022 09:36 PM (YJwUM)

All the cool yootoobers are buying blackhawks and refurbing them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 09:37 PM (9qSw/)

409 He liked a glass of grappa as the sun set and the corrida came to life. The sky was the color of blood-marble. The men danced with the bulls and the bulls died and, sometimes, the men died.
This time the man danced lightly, lithe. The men thought he was insulting the bull. The bull, they sensed, thought so as well. He was smiling too much. It did not respect the corrida.
"He is a faggot," one man said.
They nodded.
"He will put the arzapo in his mouth and then kiss someone and eat food."
"It is disgusting."
The dancing continued. The bull became frustrated, but smart. He eyed the lily in the ring, feinted, and quickly rammed a short, thick horn into the smirking man's rectum. There was a squeal and blood and then the stomping.
"He danced too much," said one.
"A faggot always dances too much."
"Too much smiling."
"Pass the wine."

Posted by: ZOD Hemingway at December 08, 2022 09:38 PM (Q/6pY)

410 Now the chopper is headed for Cape Canaveral.

ADS says military. Well, duh.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 08, 2022 09:38 PM (YJwUM)

411
Of course, she flounced out of there, and promptly accused me of cancelling her insurance. No, idiot, you just needed to call somebody instead of throwing a hissy fit in public. Your one greatest skill.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2022 09:27 PM (XfBY/)

Why should she expect you to pay for her insurance if she divorced you? That's out of line!

Posted by: Moki at December 08, 2022 09:38 PM (JrN/x)

412 So the prep kit said mix the first packet with 16ozs of water and drink slowly over 30 minutes... that's pretty funny. That stuff is vile, no way I could sip it casually over 30 minutes without gagging. So chugging it was bad enough.
Posted by: lin-duh at December 08, 2022 08:57 PM

That stuff is like Gatorade's evil twin. Gah!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2022 09:39 PM (Wnv9h)

413 Mix it with booze.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 08, 2022 09:40 PM (+hI+T)

414 How about doctors who make house calls to probe you, like an alien? That's even better.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 09:40 PM (9qSw/)

415 I'm thinking if I have to go to the Butt Stuff Doctor, maybe I find one that's located close to a hotel and they just wheel me over there for the night.
Posted by: CppThis at December 08, 2022 09:33 PM (UewuT)

True story, eons ago I worked at a residential facility, and we'd sometimes have to send the fellas out to get these procedures done. Needless to say, they needed someone to drive them to and from, and too often I'd end up being the guy.

So... this one guy gets done with his procedure, and all I want to do is get him back to the facility, but there's a fried chicken place across the street from the hospital. He's been fasting for a day. He wants some fried chicken. I try to talk him out of it, saying you gotta get in the car, because it'll be my arse if something happens to you before I get you back. Nope. Chicken was calling his name. He crossed a busy road to get to the chicken place, and I reluctantly pulled the car around to get him after he got his chicken.

He's eating it in the car, and suddenly realizes what a selfish sonofobitch he was. Stops eating the chicken, he feels so bad. I'm like GO AHEAD AND EAT IT NOW, JACKASS!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2022 09:40 PM (XfBY/)

416 How about doctors who make house calls to probe you, like an alien? That's even better.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Sounds more like a pr0nhub genre than a medical service.

Posted by: mikeski at December 08, 2022 09:41 PM (P1f+c)

417 Yeah the hospital thought my friend picking up at the hospital was my wife. They didn't know she was just a friend and dropped me off. And as luck would have it, this was the first time I had a bad reaction to the anesthesia. Nausea and throwing up. It lasted until about midnight the same day. I thought about starting a company called rent-a-wife .

Posted by: polynikes at December 08, 2022 09:41 PM (0om5x)

418 Posted by: ZOD Hemingway at December 08, 2022 09:38 PM

Ask not for whom the bull tolls.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2022 09:41 PM (Wnv9h)

419 Landed in the woods SW of New Smyrna. Stopped broadcasting.

Wonder what kinda action is going down. There's literally nothing where he landed. Not even roads.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 08, 2022 09:41 PM (YJwUM)

420 387 Odd that this comes up in conversation tonight- I just got my bladder scoped this morning. No tumors.

Posted by: DB at December 08, 2022 09:24 PM (geLO

That's fun. My scan was done sans anesthesia. Being shown the instrument of torture was bad enough.

Posted by: Javems at December 08, 2022 09:42 PM (AmoqO)

421 Lin-duh -- I can't even stand the smell of the stuff. The 1st time I did the prep stuff, I was able to get it all down. The 2nd time, a bit harder. The 3rd time, threw it all up. The 4th time...told the doctor no way, so just used that over-the-counter stuff, magnesium citrate. Worked great.

I now see that there's actually colon-prep pills available. (Why the hell my doctor didn't order that instead, after I told her about throwing up, is a mystery. But one thing I've learned the past couple of years is: doctor's aren't that fucking smart.)

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 08, 2022 09:42 PM (S7une)

422 Ask not for whom the bull tolls.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2022 09:41 PM (Wnv9h)

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The bull tolls for Jonah Goldberg's wife

Posted by: ballistic at December 08, 2022 09:42 PM (oXNqT)

423 I thought about starting a company called rent-a-wife .
Posted by: polynikes


New pr0nhub genres everywhere, tonight.

Posted by: mikeski at December 08, 2022 09:42 PM (P1f+c)

424 Whoa! Blackhawk just flew over my house at 200 feet.

Damn near shit my pants. Very loud. He's heading toward New Smyrna right now, still at that altitude.. Don't see that very often in these woods. Never, I mean. 😲
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 08, 2022 09:36 PM (YJwUM)

My baby brother flies Hawks. He took us on a tour of the hangar. Hawks, Chinooks, and the new Lakotas.

His son saw a really big red button on the wall and immediately ran toward it. Brother said "shit" and ran to his kid before he could push said button. Turns out it floods the entire hangar with fire retardant.

There would have been some paperwork involved.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 08, 2022 09:43 PM (UQUAY)

425 Of course, she flounced out of there, and promptly accused me of cancelling her insurance. No, idiot, you just needed to call somebody instead of throwing a hissy fit in public. Your one greatest skill.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2022 09:27 PM (XfBY/)

Why should she expect you to pay for her insurance if she divorced you? That's out of line!
Posted by: Moki at December 08, 2022 09:38 PM (JrN/x)

Not yet divorced. Law says I have to keep paying for it.

Don't get me started on MY vehicle she's still driving...

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2022 09:43 PM (XfBY/)

426 Since it seems to be the theme of the evening...

https://youtu.be/nvrzUngEQRw

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2022 09:43 PM (Wnv9h)

427 Watching Retrograde on National Geographic channel. It's about US pullout from Afghanistan. The faces on the Afghans when the broadcast of Biden announcement is heartbreaking. I agree that we had had enough (l thought this by2006), but the idiotic way we did it set the template for today's cluster f of a deal. The rest of the world knows we can be rolled.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 08, 2022 09:44 PM (mP+mW)

428 Keep in mind my baby brother is 40.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 08, 2022 09:44 PM (UQUAY)

429 426 Since it seems to be the theme of the evening...

https://youtu.be/nvrzUngEQRw
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2022 09:43 PM (Wnv9h)

Risky click of the evening

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 09:44 PM (9qSw/)

430 The bull tolls for Jonah Goldberg's wife
Posted by: ballistic at December 08, 2022 09:42 PM

See? You didn't need to ask.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2022 09:45 PM (Wnv9h)

431 Very sad and anger inducing at the same time.

Twitter colluded with the Demoncraps, FuckBook colluded with the Demoncraps in 2020 in squelching the Biden Laptop in essence changing the trajectory of the election Fuckbook went a step further by pouring millions into "Independent Voting Stations" that could not be monitored by the Republicans in critical swing states. Not to mention the OBAMA DOJ plus some certain Federal OBAMA Judges within those critical swing states...

BUT NAAAWWWW no election stolen here...nothing to see here folks...move along

I actually blame the party leadership for rolling over and thrusting up their collective naked back sides already pre-lubed...

But NOW it is out in the open... and Mitch still got re-elected post BAYEFUL mid-terms...

BAYEFUL.

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 08, 2022 09:45 PM (J00IM)

432 Risky click of the evening
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 09:44 PM

Billy Connolly on the subject of colonoscopy prep..

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2022 09:45 PM (Wnv9h)

433 Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2022 09:20 PM (XfBY/)


Dude, she loved you, but she was really tired of your shit. IYKWIM.

/s


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 08, 2022 09:36 PM (e6UQI)

NO!!!! I'm saying she never took none of my shit!!!!

She didn't give a shit. Oh well, shit happens.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2022 09:46 PM (XfBY/)

434 The amount of censorship that has been going on by the combination of Big Tech, government and Democrats is worse than we thought if that's possible. And we are getting proof. Not theories, proof.

This is seriously big stuff.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 09:17 PM (ZLI7S)


One of the reasons I want a Trump v Biden rematch in 2024 is that this time the establishment won't have social media putting their thumbs on the scale. The entire narrative against Trump in 2020 was about how awful COVID was and how Trump was bungling it and how Biden would restore competence and dignity to the WH. However, that narrative only worked on the mushy middle because the main avenues for combating it- social media like Twitter and FB- worked overtime to censor any discussions regarding COVID or the laptop.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 08, 2022 09:46 PM (wmDcS)

435 Risky click of the evening
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I was honestly expecting the Colon Blow SNL cereal ad.

Or In Living Color maybe.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 08, 2022 09:46 PM (YJwUM)

436 406 ..Y'all may not think it's funny, I do... when I got married I thought "oh good, now I'll have somebody to take me to my next colonoscopy." And when she left, it was one of those things that continues to vex me.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2022 09:20 PM (XfBY/)

---------

I think I see the problem here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 09:46 PM (Qzn2/)

437 432

The Republican Leadership should have NO PREP!

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 08, 2022 09:47 PM (J00IM)

438 AlaBAMA there was an elderly lady next to me when I was getting my port put in. I could hear them asking if she has transportation. She said Uber. I felt so bad for her.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 08, 2022 09:47 PM (nxdel)

439 That Blackhawk nearly cleansed my colon.

Right over the house.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 08, 2022 09:47 PM (YJwUM)

440 >>> His son saw a really big red button on the wall and immediately ran toward it. Brother said "shit" and ran to his kid before he could push said button. Turns out it floods the entire hangar with fire retardant. There would have been some paperwork involved.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 08, 2022 09:43 PM (UQUAY)


https://tinyurl.com/hngrfoam

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2022 09:47 PM (mShwQ)

441 If I ever have to get a stent removed again I'm going to need a ride to the doctor instead of driving there like I did a few weeks ago.

That's because I'm going to get shit faced beforehand. It's probably less than a minute long procedure but what a horrifying minute it was.

Posted by: polynikes at December 08, 2022 09:47 PM (0om5x)

442 I'm guessing putting 'looking for a mate to take me to my medical visits' on your dating profile may limit your success.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 09:47 PM (9qSw/)

443 The rooskies have a motivated arms dealer ready and willing to buy all that equipment bai-din gave the Afghans.

Posted by: Eromero at December 08, 2022 09:48 PM (0OP+5)

444 I thought about starting a company called rent-a-wife .
Posted by: polynikes at December 08, 2022 09:41 PM (0om5x)

I think they already have those.

Or so I've heard.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2022 09:48 PM (XfBY/)

445

SpaceX launched internet satellites for a competitor Thursday, stepping in to help after the London-based OneWeb company halted its flights with Russia over the invasion of Ukraine.

The Falcon rocket blasted off at sunset with 40 mini satellites bound for polar orbit. They will expand OneWeb’s constellation to just over 500, nearly 80% of the planned total of about 630 satellites.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2022 09:49 PM (63Dwl)

446 A Gallon of "GO LYTLEY" for all of them...and have them on the road without a bathroom in sight!

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 08, 2022 09:49 PM (J00IM)

447 Keep in mind my baby brother is 40.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 08, 2022 09:44 PM (UQUAY)

Which makes me feel even moar older than I am. My sons are only a few years younger than said brother. Yup. Catholic. And yup, same parents, no widow or remarriage situations.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 08, 2022 09:49 PM (UQUAY)

448 hey- Craigslist!

Posted by: DB at December 08, 2022 09:49 PM (geLO8)

449 I'm guessing putting 'looking for a mate to take me to my medical visits' on your dating profile may limit your success.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 09:47 PM (9qSw/)

Add in "and change my bedpan."

That'll up the odds of a match.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2022 09:50 PM (XfBY/)

450 438 AlaBAMA there was an elderly lady next to me when I was getting my port put in. I could hear them asking if she has transportation. She said Uber. I felt so bad for her.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 08, 2022 09:47 PM (nxdel)y

I don't get. There must be medical transport companies which can even get paid by insurance or Medicare. Basically just a nurse for a day would work.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 09:50 PM (9qSw/)

451 Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2022 09:20 PM (XfBY/)

---------

I think I see the problem here.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 09:46 PM (Qzn2/)

That wasn't ALL I wanted her for.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2022 09:51 PM (XfBY/)

452 Saw a Chinook fly overhead just yesterday.

Fixed-wing pilots say helicopters do not fly, the earth rejects them.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 08, 2022 09:51 PM (UQUAY)

453 As said earlier... Musk is in this shit to make money for Musk.

Whether his proclivities pay dividends is another matter altogether.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Well, that's my goal in business, too, oddly enough.
And I hope it's the goal of every company I invest in.

Posted by: MkY at December 08, 2022 09:52 PM (cPGH3)

454 Last time I heard heavy helos flying fast and low was when I was living in Mostly Peaceful Minneapolis. Glad that stuff's not my problem anymore!

Posted by: CppThis at December 08, 2022 09:52 PM (UewuT)

455 There must be medical transport companies which can even get paid by insurance or Medicare.

There are transport companies but I don't know if they are covered my Medicare. Moms was covered under Medicaid.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 08, 2022 09:52 PM (nxdel)

456

Rawdog Spunkers.

Posted by: Ken Shabby at December 08, 2022 09:52 PM (bmiGO)

457 don't get. There must be medical transport companies which can even get paid by insurance or Medicare. Basically just a nurse for a day would work.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 09:50 PM (9qSw/)

There are a ton of these services. I was being facetious with the rent-wife. If you're in a medium sized city there should be a half dozen medical transport companies and home health care .

Posted by: polynikes at December 08, 2022 09:53 PM (0om5x)

458 Fixed-wing pilots say helicopters do not fly, the earth rejects them.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


Airplanes glide through the air. Helis beat it into submission.

Posted by: mikeski at December 08, 2022 09:53 PM (P1f+c)

459 Rawdog Spunkers.
Posted by: Ken Shabby at December 08, 2022 09:52 PM (bmiGO)

Is that one of them weird skateboard punk bands, what with the beanies and Skechers?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 08, 2022 09:54 PM (UQUAY)

460 There are transport companies but I don't know if they are covered my Medicare. Moms was covered under Medicaid.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 08, 2022 09:52 PM (nxdel)

Part C if you have it.

Posted by: polynikes at December 08, 2022 09:54 PM (0om5x)

461 There's a Reserve Unit in Olathe, Ks. that fly the Chinook. See them fairly regularly. Distinct sound, for sure.

Posted by: MkY at December 08, 2022 09:54 PM (cPGH3)

462

NOOD

WD ONT

Posted by: Zettai at December 08, 2022 09:56 PM (GuRx+)

463 @MrAndyNgo

Exclusive: Bari doesn't name too many names but the head of Twitter's Strategic Response Team when secret actions were taken to stifle conservative accounts happened under Jeff Carlton, who worked for both CIA & FBI.

He just deleted his LinkedIn. But I have an archive.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 09:56 PM (ZLI7S)

464 That Blackhawk nearly cleansed my colon.

Right over the house.
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I live under the typical training path for the 160th SORA. That is a common occurrence here.

Not that long ago they did a full blown night raid into Fort Knox at midnight... blacked out and at minimum altitude, balls to the walls.

The entire house rattled.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 08, 2022 09:56 PM (Q4IgG)

465 Airplanes glide through the air. Helis beat it into submission.
Posted by: mikeski at December 08, 2022 09:53 PM (P1f+c)

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Meh. A windmilling helo prop will glide you into a gentle landing as well as a fixed wing will.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 09:57 PM (Qzn2/)

466 Last time I heard heavy helos flying fast and low was when I was living in Mostly Peaceful Minneapolis. Glad that stuff's not my problem anymore!
Posted by: CppThis
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Ft Hood, Iraq, Ft Irwin, etc...

Posted by: SMH at December 08, 2022 09:57 PM (seGBU)

467 >>I was being facetious with the rent-wife.
Posted by: polynikes at December 08, 2022 09:53 PM (0om5x)

Included in the Meal Combat Individual packet. Plastic Spoon, Accessory Packet, Pears, Peanut Butter, Ham With Water Added, Canned, Sliced, And Cooked, Rent-Wife, P-38 Can Opener.

Posted by: ZOD at December 08, 2022 09:59 PM (Q/6pY)

468 Thing I remember about the Chinook when brother gave us the tour. They are not really all that big. A lot of lift though, what with the dual rotors. I remember that iconic pic from Afghanistan with the Chinook hovering while extracting troops off a rooftop.

Fucking badass muthufuckas!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 08, 2022 10:01 PM (UQUAY)

469 14 10 It would be cruel to have 1 more kid than bottles
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2022 07:25 PM (xhxe

No kidding.... would get their goat...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 08, 2022 07:27 PM (oHd/0)
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Well those goats sure hoofed it to the bottles.

Posted by: ciampino - hoofing my way to the bar at December 08, 2022 10:50 PM (qfLjt)

470 55 Brown snow is root beer or coffee I bet
Posted by: Skip

You're an optomist !

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2022 07:39 PM (T4tVD)
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optometrist or optimist?

Posted by: ciampino -- hoofing my way to the bar at December 08, 2022 10:59 PM (qfLjt)

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Posted by: jennifer at December 10, 2022 01:03 AM (8enrO)

473 The very next time I read a blog, I hope that it doesn't
disappoint me just as much as this one. After all, Yes, it was my
choice to read through, nonetheless I really thought you would probably have something helpful
to talk about. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something you could fix if you
weren't too busy looking for attention.

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