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Dog reaction (top video) versus cat reaction (bottom video).

Ninja kitty.

Peak panda.

Two vids of birds gathering materials for a nest. They thread leaves and twigs through their tailfeathers for carrying them home.

I'll slap the jowls off yo' mouth, bitch!

Fast doggy.

ICYMI: Cat reality bend.

Art is lame. We all know this. Even CBD knows this. But let me throw this concept at you: Mixing art, which is lame, with actual... fire.

Makes me wonder how we ever managed to kill each other at all.

Magician's assistant.

Look out, little girl -- It's a Republican!

The Figen is a Turkish musicologist I follow because she posts funny videos. Here she comes across Maxine Waters, maybe for the first time.

Posted by: Ace at 07:47 PM




Comments

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1 I'll fetch em

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2022 07:48 PM (xhxe8)

2 Apparently it is NOT turtles all the way down

That's a relief

Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2022 07:48 PM (xhaym)

3 That frog is nood.

Posted by: fd at December 06, 2022 07:49 PM (sn5EN)

4 Top had to be staged, in real life a cricket would be on top the snail

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2022 07:49 PM (xhxe8)

5 Turfrogail

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 06, 2022 07:49 PM (eGTCV)

6 isn't there a children's story that starrts off like that top photo?

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 06, 2022 07:49 PM (3CCua)

7 I thought it said freeze your dog.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 06, 2022 07:50 PM (3Lw3j)

8 So, hedgehogs...

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 07:50 PM (V13WU)

9 Frogs are essentially stomachs with mouth's, if that slug can fit into the frog's mouth, it's a goner at the first opportunity.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2022 07:50 PM (up/3i)

10 Cute.

I hate cute.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2022 07:50 PM (XfBY/)

11 There are plenty of things not on top of anything else in any way!

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2022 07:50 PM (krQz2)

12 Sea otters = nurse bait

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2022 07:51 PM (u73oe)

13 I just dropped a can of refried beans on a toe. Not just any random toes but one of mine
Ouch

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 06, 2022 07:51 PM (eGTCV)

14 Pacman frog would eat the snail and attempt the turtle. Fuckers eat everything.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 06, 2022 07:52 PM (3Lw3j)

15 >>>I just dropped a can of refried beans on a toe. Not just any random toes but one of mine

ouch, your toes? Plan better.

Plan better.

Posted by: ace at December 06, 2022 07:53 PM (C1Zwz)

16 Frog got a cool hat.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2022 07:53 PM (VwHCD)

17 I want that dinosaur costume.

Posted by: SMH at December 06, 2022 07:53 PM (isQS2)

18 Oh. I just noticed. The turtle is on top of an otter.

Posted by: fd at December 06, 2022 07:53 PM (sn5EN)

19 If Warnock gets over 1.8 million votes it's fraud. If Walker gets less than 1.8 million items then GA voters suck ass.

I base this on Kemp getting 2.1 million votes and Abrams getting 1.8 million votes.

Posted by: polynikes at December 06, 2022 07:54 PM (cZCTH)

20 I hate cute.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2022 07:50 PM (XfBY/)

Doggos and birdies are the only thing keeping me sane, so I love cute

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2022 07:54 PM (Zzbjj)

21 WTH, if you show up here, I am so sorry about your news. I always have room to pray for one more, you’ve been added.

Posted by: Piper at December 06, 2022 07:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

22 Sweet sweet sea otters. I love them.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 06, 2022 07:54 PM (tAfvS)

23 And the otter is on top of a ...

OMG what is it doing???

Posted by: fd at December 06, 2022 07:55 PM (sn5EN)

24 A can of beans will fuck up a toe real bad.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2022 07:55 PM (guGkK)

25 Someone sent me a Nebraska DOJ publication sounding the alarm on WEF and ESG, so that's a ray of hope

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2022 07:55 PM (Zzbjj)

26 22 they hold hands!

Posted by: Piper at December 06, 2022 07:56 PM (ZdaMQ)

27 Crab-walking guy was fast.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 06, 2022 07:56 PM (PiwSw)

28 I think the Gold Rush video may be my all time favorite video clip.

Posted by: polynikes at December 06, 2022 07:56 PM (cZCTH)

29 Good ones but not feeling greatest and falling asleep

Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2022 07:56 PM (xhxe8)

30 Cute.

I hate cute.


What about spunk? Where do you stand on spunk?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 06, 2022 07:57 PM (eOEVl)

31 "I just dropped a can of refried beans on a toe. Not just any random toes but one of mine"

at least it was not a tyrannosaurus rex ... (or whatever those were supposed to be)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2022 07:57 PM (Cus5s)

32 Beneath the turtle is an alligator gar about to ruin everyone’s day.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2022 07:57 PM (u73oe)

33 Doggos and birdies are the only thing keeping me sane, so I love cute
Posted by: CN
__

Memes for me.

And practical jokes like the one above.

Cute, meh.

Posted by: SMH at December 06, 2022 07:57 PM (isQS2)

34 Why was Spider-Man in that last video?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 06, 2022 07:58 PM (BpYfr)

35 at least it was not a tyrannosaurus rex ... (or whatever those were supposed to be)
Posted by: illiniwek
__

Velociraptors.

Posted by: SMH at December 06, 2022 07:58 PM (isQS2)

36 @18

>>I base this on Kemp getting 2.1 million votes and Abrams getting 1.8 million votes.


Don't you understand, Kemp is f**king awesome and apparently Georgia loves them some communist Senators because they got two right now and it looks like they are going to keep both communist Senators.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2022 07:58 PM (up/3i)

37 Steve, that’s not my hand! Fag!

Posted by: A Sea Otter at December 06, 2022 07:58 PM (u73oe)

38 "Where do you stand on spunk?
Posted by: Archimedes"

Over there...

Posted by: Onan at December 06, 2022 07:59 PM (sn5EN)

39 want that dinosaur costume.

Remember what happened to Barney in that Macy's parade!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at December 06, 2022 07:59 PM (71GKV)

40 The dinosaur prank is awesoe

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 06, 2022 07:59 PM (Kd4bG)

41 There are plenty of things not on top of anything else in any way!
Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2022 07:50 PM (krQz2)

I rate this true.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2022 07:59 PM (NWBBy)

42 Velociraptors.
Posted by: SMH at December 06, 2022 07:58 PM (isQS2)


Would the pedestrians have been as terrified if it was a triceratops? Unless you're carrying a salad an triceratops is likely to leave you alone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2022 07:59 PM (guGkK)

43 want that dinosaur costume.

Remember what happened to Barney in that Macy's parade!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at December 06, 2022 07:59 PM (71GKV)
___

lol

Posted by: SMH at December 06, 2022 08:00 PM (isQS2)

44 33. Love cute dogs and beautiful birds, they provide a feeling of warmth and happiness.

I don't know it it's Elon and the 1A, but I'm happy about Nebraska slamming the WEF. Not cute, but awake not woke

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2022 08:00 PM (Zzbjj)

45 I love cute golden retriever puppy videos. So cute. Can't stand it.

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2022 08:00 PM (oX3MH)

46 What about spunk? Where do you stand on spunk?
Posted by: Archimedes at December 06, 2022 07:57 PM (eOEVl)

I don't stand on spunk.

Weirdo.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2022 08:00 PM (NWBBy)

47 "I know I'm going to hell"
That is some funny s*it right there!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 06, 2022 08:00 PM (mhl6G)

48 I dropped a toe on a can of beans once.

Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at December 06, 2022 08:00 PM (u73oe)

49 Neither the frog nor the snail are wearing masks. Tch.

Warnock just won Alaska. And Ukraine.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 06, 2022 08:01 PM (JOtiF)

50 What about spunk? Where do you stand on spunk?
Posted by: Archimedes at December 06, 2022 07:57 PM (eOEVl)


Depends. Who's spunk are we talking about

Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2022 08:01 PM (xhaym)

51 > I just dropped a can of refried beans on a toe. Not just any random toes but one of mine
Ouch



yeah you should not drop a can of refried beans on your toe

Posted by: DB at December 06, 2022 08:01 PM (geLO8)

52
And practical jokes like the one above.
Cute, meh.
Posted by: SMH

i once handed a 2nd LT a flat blade screwdriver with a 1/16" thick tip, 1" wide, with a shank that was 10" long and told he he could adjust absolutely anything it would fit on my radar.


i still feel mildly guilty about that 35 years later.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 06, 2022 08:02 PM (3CCua)

53 Would the pedestrians have been as terrified if it was a triceratops? Unless you're carrying a salad an triceratops is likely to leave you alone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2022 07:59 PM (guGkK)
-------
I dunno. Big herbivores can be awfully aggressive. cf. Hippos and rhinos.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 06, 2022 08:02 PM (AuTCi)

54 I note that there is an unusually large percentage of superheroes on the street wherever that dinosaur joke was videoed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2022 08:02 PM (guGkK)

55 Why was Spider-Man in that last video?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 06, 2022 07:58 PM (BpYfr)

Kinda like the video some dude was doing, and George Lucas happened to walk by in the background.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2022 08:02 PM (NWBBy)

56 If Warnock gets over 1.8 million votes it's fraud. If Walker gets less than 1.8 million items then GA voters suck ass.

I base this on Kemp getting 2.1 million votes and Abrams getting 1.8 million votes.
Posted by: polynike

It's rigged, Dawg.
Heritage and Founding Stock Georgians hate Northerns getting involved in our politics. Y'all have destroyed our state and the South (along with every other state y'all invect). M
Prolly not wise to lump real Georgians with the subversives as "sucking ass".
Fucking retard.

Posted by: Gen X checking inzzz at December 06, 2022 08:03 PM (aMcXi)

57 13 I just dropped a can of refried beans on a toe. Not just any random toes but one of mine
Ouch
Posted by: That NLurker

Oh sympathies.
I dropped a hardbound book on my big toes last week and got a really impressive black bruise.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 06, 2022 08:03 PM (Kd4bG)

58 The dinosaur prank is awesoe
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 06, 2022 07:59 PM (Kd4bG)

HI larious!!

Posted by: LASue at December 06, 2022 08:03 PM (Ed8Zd)

59 I just dropped a can of refried beans on a toe. Not just any random toes but one of mine
Posted by: That NLurker guy


You many officially write a jug-band song about it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 06, 2022 08:03 PM (IyrhE)

60 Why was Spider-Man in that last video?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Cosplay convention would be my guess.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 06, 2022 08:03 PM (mhl6G)

61 Historic Vids @historyinmemes
Never thought about it before, but you know that famous picture of a bunch of construction workers sitting on a girder way up in the sky and having lunch? Well, here's the photographer who took that picture: Charles C. Ebbets.

https://twitter.com/historyinmemes/status/
1599985147549745152

He was a sharp-dressed man.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 06, 2022 08:03 PM (Vwz3I)

62 Why was Spider-Man in that last video?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 06, 2022 07:58 PM (BpYfr)
-----------
Bugger that - why was a dude in a green screen costume in the video?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 06, 2022 08:04 PM (AuTCi)

63 He was a sharp-dressed man.

Explains why all the girls were crazy about him.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 06, 2022 08:05 PM (Bd6X8)

64 >>>Look out, little girl -- It's a Republican!

That same thing happened to my niece when she was about 8 years old at a Polar Bear exhibit. But for the glass, it would have grabbed her right at the abdomen.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 06, 2022 08:06 PM (hgD8w)

65 Animals help soothe the soul. Except my cat who is obnoxiously begging for pizza and acting like I haven’t fed him in days.

Posted by: Piper at December 06, 2022 08:08 PM (ZdaMQ)

66 I wonder if that glass would hold up against 700 lbs. of tiger hitting it dead on.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2022 08:08 PM (guGkK)

67 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 06, 2022 08:08 PM (T4tVD)

68 Idea going forward to replace our current elections (see: ballot collection contests):

All citizens are delivered a chocolate bar.

If you have bronze ticket with your chocolate bar, you are now a member of the House of Representatives.

If you receive a silver ticket with your chocolate bar, you are now a Senator.

If you receive a gold ticket, you are now President.

If you receive a bag of Razzles, you are now Vice President.

Much more of a representative republic than we currently have.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 06, 2022 08:09 PM (AbL8c)

69 21 WTH, if you show up here, I am so sorry about your news. I always have room to pray for one more, you’ve been added.
Posted by: Piper at December 06, 2022 07:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

More prayers needed? Count me in

Posted by: Moki at December 06, 2022 08:10 PM (JrN/x)

70 I guess it's not turtles all the way down after all.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 06, 2022 08:10 PM (0fVbu)

71 There's a hole in the bottom of the sea...

Posted by: 29Victor at December 06, 2022 08:10 PM (BJKQV)

72 Heh heh heh. Bag of Razzles.

You guys.

Posted by: John Nance Garner at December 06, 2022 08:11 PM (AuTCi)

73 Velociraptors.
Posted by: SMH at December 06, 2022 07:58 PM (isQS2)9/i]

Deinonychus. Sicklefoot. Pretty cool they actually put some feathers on it, but I suspect it had more in real life

Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2022 08:11 PM (xhaym)

74 Dammit, now I wanna shoot my flintlock.

Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at December 06, 2022 08:12 PM (3AD8C)

75 That last one. . .
[Crying]

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at December 06, 2022 08:12 PM (Rbu5d)

76 "If you receive a gold ticket, you are now President"

President Wonk?

Posted by: +fd at December 06, 2022 08:12 PM (sn5EN)

77 Would the pedestrians have been as terrified if it was a triceratops? Unless you're carrying a salad an triceratops is likely to leave you alone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2022 07:59 PM (guGkK)


Most people in big cities are afraid of cows

Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2022 08:13 PM (xhaym)

78 Most people in big cities are afraid of cows
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2022 08:13 PM (xhaym)
--------
You would do well to fear me.

Posted by: A Cape Buffalo at December 06, 2022 08:14 PM (AuTCi)

79 On every flea there is a flea,
upon its back to bite him.
And on that flea another flea
and so on ad infinitum.

Posted by: Ogden Nash at December 06, 2022 08:14 PM (V8Z0w)

80 I would love to be president. I would funk so much shit up.

Posted by: +fd at December 06, 2022 08:15 PM (sn5EN)

81 Top of the world, Ma!

Posted by: The Snail at December 06, 2022 08:15 PM (PiwSw)

82 Something about humans being frightened gets to my funny bone, cats as well.

Velociraptors were about the size of a large dog, according to the experts.

Posted by: Javems at December 06, 2022 08:15 PM (AmoqO)

83 in case you are wondering ...



50% OF VOTES IN


Raphael Warnock*incumbent
Democrat 907,055 +53.0%53.0%

Herschel Walker
Republican 803,941 +47.0%47.0

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 08:16 PM (V13WU)

84 To something as big as a triceratops, you're plenty plant-based.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 06, 2022 08:16 PM (KAi1n)

85 " I just dropped a can of refried beans on a toe. Not just any random toes but one of mine Ouch --
yeah you should not drop a can of refried beans on your toe"

ha, yeah, always choose someone else's toe, if given the option. You can say "I'm sorry" five times, and never feel any pain (unless they retaliate, if you have done it to them before).

Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2022 08:16 PM (Cus5s)

86 Death by golden puppy kisses. What a way to go

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 06, 2022 08:17 PM (SJsWC)

87 Now I'm picturing McCarthy on top of McConnel with both perched on the wide ass of Liz Cheney.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2022 08:17 PM (yQpMk)

88 What if someone has a 44 Magnum. The most powerful gun and it can blow your head clean off.

Dinosaur still funny?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 06, 2022 08:18 PM (5qT88)

89 Speaking of the last bit:
https://youtu.be/VV_oNsFdTYM

I fell out of my chair on to the floor, the first time I saw this.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at December 06, 2022 08:18 PM (Rbu5d)

90 Top of the world, Ma!
Posted by: The Snail

you get your slime down from there, Junior! don't you know how fast that fooking turtle can go? and why would you trust a frog on valium anyway?

- Mom Snail

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 06, 2022 08:18 PM (3CCua)

91 That snail, frog, and tortoise are riding atop an alligator in that image.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 06, 2022 08:18 PM (PnkSq)

92 Btw for those believing "Dawg" is a Black or Wigger thing, you are wrong. It's ok. It's a common misconception.
It's spelled that way to emphasize the Southern Drawl. (The origins trace back to the oldest public university in the country, UGA for our mascot. I will confirm as homework assignment.)

Posted by: Gen X checking in.. at December 06, 2022 08:19 PM (aMcXi)

93 A cow Doesn’t Feel Pity, Or Remorse, Or Fear, And It Absolutely Will Not Stop, Ever.


Moo

Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2022 08:19 PM (xhaym)

94 I hate to admit when I'm wrong, but 'Died Suddenly' might be because of dinosaurs and not the vax.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 06, 2022 08:19 PM (76Foq)

95 >>> The dinosaur prank is awesoe
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 06, 2022 07:59 PM (Kd4bG)

HI larious!!
Posted by: LASue at December 06, 2022 08:03 PM (Ed8Zd)


There was a hilarious one that I haven't been able to find, at least not the original, where some guy made a spider outfit for his dog, eight legs and all. Then the guy would release his dog at night in dark alleys or hallways and people would freak. This is the best I can find but the original was better:

youtu.be/dwTq_MPBWSA

Posted by: banana Dream at December 06, 2022 08:19 PM (0fVbu)

96 What if someone has a 44 Magnum. The most powerful gun and it can blow your head clean off.

Dinosaur still funny?


This is where the element of surprise comes in.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2022 08:20 PM (guGkK)

97 I just dropped a can of refried beans on a toe. Not just any random toes but one of mine
Ouch

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 06, 2022 07:51 PM (eGTCV)

Pintoes?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 06, 2022 08:20 PM (hgD8w)

98 https://twitter.com/historyinmemes/status/
1599985147549745152

He was a sharp-dressed man.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 06, 2022 08:03 PM (Vwz3I)


Who took the picture of the guy taking the picture?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2022 08:21 PM (yQpMk)

99 Dinosaur still funny?
Posted by: humphreyrobot

These are all staged.
Same with a lot of the animal vids.

We live in a Barnum and Bailey world
Just as phony as it can be.

Posted by: Ogden Nash at December 06, 2022 08:21 PM (V8Z0w)

100 Don't try that dinosaur trick in Texas.

But cute video.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 06, 2022 08:21 PM (u82oZ)

101 90% of vids are set ups

obvious ones ike the stupid straw trick

Posted by: REDACTED at December 06, 2022 08:21 PM (us2H3)

102 What if someone has a 44 Magnum. The most powerful gun and it can blow your head clean off.

Dinosaur still funny?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 06, 2022 08:18 PM (5qT8


Yep, dinosaur costume pranks and concealed carry are a tragedy in the making.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2022 08:23 PM (xhaym)

103 13 I just dropped a can of refried beans on a toe. Not just any random toes but one of mine
Ouch
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 06, 2022 07:51 PM (eGTCV)


A massive gout flare-up in a different toe of yours would take your mind off of it.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 06, 2022 08:23 PM (DTX3h)

104 >>>Gold rush...

What'd they do, smear that cat with peanut butter before they dropped him in the middle of the labs?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 06, 2022 08:23 PM (gv7Yb)

105 Chrichton made a mistake; the velociraptors he used were really Deinyochus, I think. Actual Velicraptors are about chicken sized

So they are either Utahraptors or Deinyochus.

Still a good skit.

I think a triceratops could take most modern gun rounds from the front without fatalities, right? Well, hand guns... ain't no dino surviving the USS Missouri's main battery....

Posted by: Rafal GanGaonwicz at December 06, 2022 08:23 PM (Kbz60)

106 funny though.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2022 08:24 PM (xhaym)

107 It would be doubly funny but sad because i laugh when i should be shocked.

But I've been shocked a lot so I'm Abbynormal.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 06, 2022 08:24 PM (5qT88)

108 hopefully they were careful in who they scared ... can see an older person breaking a hip, having a heart attack ... or maybe pulling a gun? "911, what's your emergency? ... "

Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2022 08:24 PM (Cus5s)

109 Now I'm picturing McCarthy on top of McConnel with both perched on the wide ass of Liz Cheney.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2022 08:17 PM (yQpMk)

Like a Monty Python animation.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2022 08:24 PM (VwHCD)

110 It looks like they did a version 2.0 of the spider dog with multiple spider dogs:

youtu.be/YDdO2vGtk28

Posted by: banana Dream at December 06, 2022 08:25 PM (0fVbu)

111 Dinosaur costumes and superheros smells like a comic con.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2022 08:26 PM (VwHCD)

112 DaisyB@68, endorsed !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 06, 2022 08:26 PM (j3SBD)

113 You will never see a T-Rex with a howitzer. Small arms only.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2022 08:26 PM (yQpMk)

114 Since we are obviously headed to secession , its great rhetoric to use by expanding on the "Founding Stxok" and "Heritage Class" to use on your own State. It Alinsky's the target with a kill shot revealing the subversives while unifying the people under your state.
Same with using the childless rhetoric. It's a kill shot.
Great rhetoric and messaging has to be based on and around truth.

Posted by: Gen X checking in... at December 06, 2022 08:26 PM (aMcXi)

115 Steven Spielberg brought down a triceratops with an elephant rifle. The interwebz were outraged for weeks.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxnh2dy

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2022 08:27 PM (guGkK)

116 The frog's back is like an opium den for trippers.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 06, 2022 08:27 PM (geVLo)

117 109 Like a Monty Python animation.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2022 08:24 PM (VwHCD)


Liz Cheney could pick up the mantle as the next Char Woman.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 06, 2022 08:28 PM (DTX3h)

118 damn, bros, watching the left go fuller fash every day is kind if amazeballz.

really just amazing how we folded like cheap thing that folds cheaply because of a few soros funded politicians

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at December 06, 2022 08:28 PM (MLrvz)

119 113 I look ridiculous giggling at my iPad. Thank you for the laugh.

Posted by: Piper at December 06, 2022 08:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

120 "Most people in big cities are afraid of cows
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2022 08:13 PM (xhaym) "

shit, they're afraid of fucking turkeys.

*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 06, 2022 08:28 PM (j3SBD)

121 He was a sharp-dressed man.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 06, 2022 08:03 PM (Vwz3I)

Who took the picture of the guy taking the picture?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2022 08:21 PM (yQpMk)

If I'm understanding my Ogden Nash properly, a flea.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2022 08:28 PM (XfBY/)

122 113 G'rump928(c)

*Snort*

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 06, 2022 08:29 PM (u82oZ)

123 Never gets old.

https://tinyurl.com/mr486sv2

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2022 08:29 PM (guGkK)

124 Since we are obviously headed to secession , its great rhetoric to use by expanding on the "Founding Stxok" and "Heritage Class" to use on your own State. It Alinsky's the target with a kill shot revealing the subversives while unifying the people under your state.
Same with using the childless rhetoric. It's a kill shot.
Great rhetoric and messaging has to be based on and around truth.
Posted by: Gen X checking in... at December 06, 2022 08:26 PM (aMcXi)


I have no idea what you are saying here. But then, I'm a boomer.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2022 08:30 PM (yQpMk)

125 shit, they're afraid of fucking turkeys.

*spits*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 06, 2022 08:28 PM (j3SBD)

First of all, they shouldn't be f'ing the turkeys.

Second, turkeys are a particularly nasty and vicious bird. I wouldn't trust a turkey as far as I could throw a cape buffalo.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2022 08:30 PM (XfBY/)

126 shit, they're afraid of fucking turkeys.

*spits*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 06, 2022 08:28 PM (j3SBD)



To be honest, I'm afraid of turkeys.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2022 08:30 PM (guGkK)

127 113 You will never see a T-Rex with a howitzer. Small arms only.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2022 08:26 PM (yQpMk)

You got an "Oh, my word" out of flyover spouse with that one. Well done!

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at December 06, 2022 08:30 PM (Rbu5d)

128

55% OF VOTES IN



Raphael Warnock*incumbent
Democrat 974,378 +51.1%51.1%

Herschel Walker
Republican 934,006 +48.9%48.9

*though NYT gage has Wcock with 78% chance of winning...

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 08:31 PM (V13WU)

129 Pagliacci

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2022 08:31 PM (63Dwl)

130 This yellow cat is able to stack yellow cat on plants, dresser, wash basin, pillow, and book case. It is able to stack newspapers, large envelopes and packing paper onto yellow cat. And this assho insists the water at the bottom of the water bowl is better than the water on top as he paddles the friggin' water out of the bowl every damned time i fill it. Then drinks the water at the bottom.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 06, 2022 08:31 PM (3Or4S)

131 55% reporting... 49.1 Walker to 50.9 Wcock at the moment

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 08:32 PM (V13WU)

132 What if the cow is really angry And it has The Mad Cow Virus?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 06, 2022 08:32 PM (5qT88)

133 131 @cicero I think I love this cat of yours!

Posted by: Piper at December 06, 2022 08:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

134
55% OF VOTES IN

///

why are people complaining about candidate quality? Warnock is a weirdo socialist. You know, who beat his wife?

If no other GOP senate candidate won in a red wave season, then what is about Hershel that is so bad?

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at December 06, 2022 08:33 PM (MLrvz)

135 sounds like Metro Atlanta dump is still ahead...

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 08:33 PM (V13WU)

136 Pagliacci

Indeed.

Posted by: Crazy Joe Davola at December 06, 2022 08:34 PM (AbL8c)

137 Walker will lose

I say that not to demoralize everyone but so everyone can expect the worst, so if he still wins, the joy will be all that more palpable

Because I care

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at December 06, 2022 08:34 PM (VTu1l)

138 You will never see a T-Rex with a howitzer. Small arms only.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2022 08:26 PM (yQpMk)


great joke, pat yourself on the back . . . Um, never mind.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2022 08:34 PM (xhaym)

139 race is super tight

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 08:35 PM (V13WU)

140 Makes me wonder how we ever managed to kill each other at all.

---------

Let's see that same demonstration with a crossbow!

* runs away *

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 06, 2022 08:35 PM (PnkSq)

141 You will never see a T-Rex with a howitzer. Small arms only.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2022 08:26 PM (yQpMk)


Cute ancient barbarian chicks carry miniguns while riding their dire wolves so as to defend themselves from laser raptors:

https://youtu.be/bS5P_LAqiVg?t=750

Posted by: banana Dream at December 06, 2022 08:35 PM (0fVbu)

142 125...I have no idea what you are saying here. But then, I'm a boomer.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2022 08:30 PM (yQpMk)

Meh, it's bafflegarble. Point/ laugh is proper response, perhaps.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at December 06, 2022 08:35 PM (Rbu5d)

143 ..I just dropped a can of refried beans on a toe. Not just any random toes but one of mine. Ouch. Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 06, 2022 07:51 PM (eGTCV)

*dials 911*

"Hello, Emergency Operator? Down here at the ACE CAFE. Yeah, can you send a Toe Truck over here? Some Moron just got canned. Yes'm. Canned.

No, no, ma'am. We're not outside of Twitter H.Q. We're across the street, at ACE's. Three minutes? Cool, thanks, I'll listen for the siren!"

/s

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston,TX

Posted by: Jim at December 06, 2022 08:36 PM (e6UQI)

144 And this assho insists the water at the bottom of the water bowl is better than the water on top as he paddles the friggin' water out of the bowl every damned time i fill it. Then drinks the water at the bottom.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid


That's just a cat thing, isn't it?

Dogs are scavengers, and have the immune system to go with it. Cat's aren't, so they don't like drinking standing or stagnant water.

They make recirculating fountain bowls for cats with a strong "don't drink the water" instinct.

Posted by: mikeski at December 06, 2022 08:36 PM (P1f+c)

145 none of youse has ever kicked a turkey, (or a goose), obviously.
solid kick, right in the thorax.

they fold up like a cheap rocket.

just sayin' ...


*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 06, 2022 08:36 PM (j3SBD)

146 why are people complaining about candidate quality?

********

Wondering about this too, if the left can run brain damaged people with tumors growing out of their necks, dead people, and screeching cunts with shrilly 8 year old voices and still win, why does candidate quality matter?

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at December 06, 2022 08:36 PM (VTu1l)

147 Here she comes across Maxine Waters, maybe for the first time.

-------

"... and this is your brain on drugs."

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 06, 2022 08:37 PM (PnkSq)

148 138 Walker will lose

///

just another red state go from red to purple to blue overnight. Thanks massive unchecked unassimilated immigration fanatics. And thanks to the GooP for ignoring common sense and your base for 35 years

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at December 06, 2022 08:38 PM (MLrvz)

149 Ohhh! Toe beans are SO CUTE!!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid luvs fluffy kitty toe beans at December 06, 2022 08:38 PM (3Or4S)

150 >>> shit, they're afraid of fucking turkeys.

*spits*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 06, 2022 08:28 PM (j3SBD)


They're probably just afraid of commitment.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 06, 2022 08:38 PM (0fVbu)

151 uh oh

58%

Herschel Walker
Republican 1,023,958 +50.02%50.02%

Raphael Warnock*incumbent
Democrat 1,023,079 +49.98%49.98

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 08:38 PM (V13WU)

152 Cute ancient barbarian chicks carry miniguns while riding their dire wolves so as to defend themselves from laser raptors:

https://youtu.be/bS5P_LAqiVg?t=750
Posted by: banana Dream at December 06, 2022 08:35 PM (0fVbu)



Holy shite, that looks deliciously bad. I must watch. BBL.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2022 08:39 PM (yQpMk)

153 Georgia is one of the states that is irredeemable.

I listed them on Election Day - before the first vote was "counted".

Walker loses.

Posted by: ... at December 06, 2022 08:39 PM (ElYwz)

154 Wondering about this too, if the left can run brain damaged people with tumors growing out of their necks, dead people, and screeching cunts with shrilly 8 year old voices and still win, why does candidate quality matter?

//

let's see:

Dr Oz was a smooth motherfucker
Kari Lake was a smooth mother

but they were bad because quality was not quite Chateau Rotschild Lafite 1922 quality.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at December 06, 2022 08:39 PM (MLrvz)

155 just another red state go from red to purple to blue overnight. Thanks massive unchecked unassimilated immigration fanatics. And thanks to the GooP for ignoring common sense and your base for 35 years
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at December 06, 2022 08:38 PM (MLrvz)

Also probably not a good idea to court Hollywood to your state.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 06, 2022 08:39 PM (AbL8c)

156 none of youse has ever kicked a turkey, (or a goose), obviously.
solid kick, right in the thorax.

they fold up like a cheap rocket.

just sayin' ...


*spits*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 06, 2022 08:36 PM (j3SBD)

No, you got me there. I never kicked a turkey in the thorax.

But I have choked a chicken.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2022 08:39 PM (XfBY/)

157 Herschel Walker
Republican 1,023,958 +50.02%50.02%

Raphael Warnock*incumbent
Democrat 1,023,079 +49.98%49.98

********

Uh oh, I sense a water main about to mysteriously break again forcing the vote counting to halt u til things are…. Fixed

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at December 06, 2022 08:40 PM (VTu1l)

158 How did a can of beans dropped on a toe come to dominate this thread? Some things never fail to amaze.

Posted by: That guy who always asks... at December 06, 2022 08:40 PM (Xrfse)

159 "Wondering about this too, if the left can run brain damaged people with tumors growing out of their necks, dead people, and screeching cunts with shrilly 8 year old voices and still win, why does candidate quality matter?

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at December 06, 2022 08:36 PM (VTu1l) "


LOL, no shit !

*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 06, 2022 08:40 PM (j3SBD)

160 now GA is just trolling us

Posted by: REDACTED at December 06, 2022 08:41 PM (us2H3)

161 142...Cute ancient barbarian chicks carry miniguns while riding their dire wolves so as to defend themselves from laser raptors:

https://youtu.be/bS5P_LAqiVg?t=750
Posted by: banana Dream at December 06, 2022 08:35 PM (0fVbu)

No Bruce Campbell...[sadz]

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at December 06, 2022 08:41 PM (Rbu5d)

162 No, no, ma'am. We're not outside of Twitter H.Q. We're across the street, at ACE's. Three minutes? Cool, thanks, I'll listen for the siren!"

/s

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston,TX
Posted by: Jim at December 06, 2022

Snort

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 06, 2022 08:42 PM (eGTCV)

163 131 Cats get weird water fixations. Our cat prefers to drink water from the bottom of the shower and will protest loudly if not allowed. It is a pita.

Posted by: EdmunBurkesShade at December 06, 2022 08:42 PM (mCh4j)

164 not quite the dazzling quality of mitch mcconnel or burr or Grahama

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at December 06, 2022 08:42 PM (MLrvz)

165 LOL, BurtTC!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 06, 2022 08:42 PM (j3SBD)

166 Watching election results come in on election night is like watching the first 38 minutes of a college basketball game.

If it's close, nothing that happened before matters. The winner will be the one who fouls better.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2022 08:42 PM (XfBY/)

167 Chateau Rotschild Lafite 1922 quality

********
Since I’m only 29 I don’t know who that is but I support everything you said

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at December 06, 2022 08:42 PM (VTu1l)

168 not a joke : NYT gage

"We have temporarily paused updates to our estimates while we investigate a data issue."

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 08:42 PM (V13WU)

169 Its a Mexican standoff right now - four Walker counties are holding out with no votes counted and two Warnock counties are with none. The Warnock counties are huge though - Atlanta and Macon suburbs - the rural counties for Walker? Not so much.

Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2022 08:43 PM (+Cgut)

170 159 How did a can of beans dropped on a toe come to dominate this thread? Some things never fail to amaze.
Posted by: That guy who always asks... at December 06, 2022 08:40 PM (Xrfse)

Pinto Beans, or Refried beans...

I'd say Long or Cross... but we all know where THAT goes.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2022 08:43 PM (oHd/0)

171 Uh oh, I sense a water main about to mysteriously break again forcing the vote counting to halt u til things are…. Fixed Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at December 06, 2022 08:40 PM (VTu1l)

You're not wrong. Metro Atlanta is less than 20% in. I'm sure there are a couple of hundred thousand absentees included there, but there's still a lot of Atlanta votes to be counted. And counted. And counted.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 06, 2022 08:43 PM (7B5FA)

172 "Uh oh, I sense a water main about to mysteriously break again forcing the vote counting to halt u til things are…. Fixed

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at December 06, 2022 08:40 PM (VTu1l) "

yeah, innit just ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 06, 2022 08:43 PM (j3SBD)

173 To be honest, I'm afraid of turkeys.
Posted by: Cicero

There are two separate flocks of wild turkeys that visit my backyard. Even when I am on the deck looking at them, the Toms look at me as if to say: "FAAFO".

Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2022 08:43 PM (qoGsy)

174 Tee hee!

Posted by: Late vote dump from Atlanta at December 06, 2022 08:43 PM (TpxxY)

175 "We have temporarily paused updates to our estimates while we investigate a data issue."

I sense a water main break a coming!

Posted by: DaisyB at December 06, 2022 08:44 PM (AbL8c)

176 @13

>>I just dropped a can of refried beans on a toe.

If this isn't a metaphor for the current state of America, nothing is.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2022 08:44 PM (up/3i)

177 131 Cats get weird water fixations. Our cat prefers to drink water from the bottom of the shower and will protest loudly if not allowed. It is a pita.
Posted by: EdmunBurkesShade at December 06, 2022 08:42 PM (mCh4j)

Our cat will only drink water from a solo cup in our bathroom sink. She's old, so we obey.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 06, 2022 08:44 PM (UQUAY)

178 >>> Holy shite, that looks deliciously bad. I must watch. BBL.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2022 08:39 PM (yQpMk)


Kung Fury is great in that it doesn't take itself seriously. It came out around the same time as Milquarious and is the same sort of gonzo funny. They made a second Kung Fury but they're having legal problems.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 06, 2022 08:44 PM (0fVbu)

179 164 131 Cats get weird water fixations. Our cat prefers to drink water from the bottom of the shower and will protest loudly if not allowed. It is a pita.
Posted by: EdmunBurkesShade at December 06, 2022 08:42 PM (mCh4j)

I thought ours was the only one that. did that. Honestly, I'm relieved to hear someone else has a weird cat. I figured ours was brain damaged.

Posted by: Moki at December 06, 2022 08:44 PM (JrN/x)

180 Uh oh, I sense a water main about to mysteriously break again forcing the vote counting to halt u til things are…. Fixed Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at December 06, 2022 08:40 PM (VTu1l)

Ugh, you beat me!

Posted by: DaisyB at December 06, 2022 08:45 PM (AbL8c)

181 If Walker pulls it off that guy who had been single-handedly doing the GOTV down there without the support of the GOP and despite being in poor health needs to be given the Nobel prize and knighted, then made head of the RNC while he mows Romney McDaniel Scruntbucket down with a nuclear powered tractor

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at December 06, 2022 08:45 PM (VTu1l)

182 I don't get it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 06, 2022 08:45 PM (zsJd4)

183 173 "Uh oh, I sense a water main about to mysteriously break again forcing the vote counting to halt u til things are…. Fixed

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at December 06, 2022 08:40 PM (VTu1l) "

yeah, innit just ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 06, 2022 08:43 PM (j3SBD)

/Pulls up in a Cadilac with a YUGE trunk...

Posted by: Dem Operative at December 06, 2022 08:45 PM (oHd/0)

184 "168 Chateau Rotschild Lafite 1922 quality

********
Since I’m only 29 I don’t know who that is but I support everything you said

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at December 06, 2022 08:42 PM (VTu1l) "

Champagne, that is to say real Champagne, not carbonated Ripple.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 06, 2022 08:45 PM (j3SBD)

185 talk to my sis tonight and she said several of her professional friends have returned to Dallas from Notlanta

Posted by: REDACTED at December 06, 2022 08:46 PM (us2H3)

186 Ugh, you beat me!

*******

You cannot fight the Hive Moron Mind

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at December 06, 2022 08:46 PM (VTu1l)

187 I sense a water main break a coming!
Posted by: DaisyB at December 06, 2022 08:44 PM (AbL8c)


that's just NYT model ...but I get what you are saying and ..yeah. I am not sure if Atlanta metro has reported

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 08:46 PM (V13WU)

188 You're not wrong. Metro Atlanta is less than 20% in. I'm sure there are a couple of hundred thousand absentees included there, but there's still a lot of Atlanta votes to be counted. And counted. And counted.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 06, 2022 08:43 PM (7B5FA)

All metro counties are in at over 67% (some at 81%) except one - and it is the southern one, so more conservative than the others

Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2022 08:46 PM (+Cgut)

189 Speaking of dinosaurs, I'm one.

I was at Walmart using the self-checkout Saturday night after the KSU-TCU game.

Two watermelons rolled behind me, with a middle-aged woman clerk bent over and chasing them. I said "What melons!"

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 06, 2022 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

190 ..but until then

Herschel Walker
Republican 1,099,407 +51.0%51.0%

Raphael Warnock*incumbent
Democrat 1,056,224 +49.0%49.0

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 08:46 PM (V13WU)

191 135 We say we need good people to throw their hat in the ring, normal people, not lifelong politicians. Walker is just that- I mean as normal as you get with the athletic talent he had, set that aside for a minute. He is passionate, he spoke from the heart because it is from the heart. Was he perfect? No, but I only know of 1 person who is perfect and he is not of this earth. We all have flaws. I think it is the rare person who hasn’t delivered a message in a way that wasn’t as eloquent as we would have liked at least once in our lives. When you get super polished you get Mitt Romney- no thank you.

Walker loves his state and he loves this nation. I don’t have to tell anyone here he is UGA legend, and as a Dawg household, this is never forgotten. I hope if he is not successful tonight he keeps fighting the good fight.

Posted by: Piper at December 06, 2022 08:46 PM (ZdaMQ)

192 The problem of listening to British paleontologists is that they pronounce most dinosaurs differently than Americans.

Dein-no-NY-kus or Dein-NON-y-kus?

Dip-lo-DO-kus or dip-PLOD-o-kus?


Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2022 08:47 PM (xhaym)

193 All metro counties are in at over 67% (some at 81%) except one - and it is the southern one, so more conservative than the others Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2022 08:46 PM (+Cgut)

DeKalb is 4.97%. But most are above 50% now.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 06, 2022 08:47 PM (7B5FA)

194 I get that raptor behind me somebody gone to get shat upon.

Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2022 08:47 PM (0OP+5)

195 Guess I missed the good part about putting things on others members.


Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 06, 2022 08:48 PM (2VlcY)

196 DeKalb is 4.97%. But most are above 50% now.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 06, 2022 08:47 PM (7B5FA)

If this were Chicago, I'd say its the Lake Effect....

Kari Lake.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2022 08:48 PM (oHd/0)

197 Two watermelons rolled behind me, with a middle-aged woman clerk bent over and chasing them. I said "What melons!" Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 06, 2022 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

*smiles

Posted by: Zombie Gene Wilder at December 06, 2022 08:49 PM (7B5FA)

198 oh wow, Tom Cotton told Kroger to go get fucked and enjoy democrat hyper regulation if they're going to piss on their republican employees

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at December 06, 2022 08:49 PM (MLrvz)

199 "Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 08:46 PM (V13WU) "

ohpleaseohpleaseohplease

!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 06, 2022 08:49 PM (j3SBD)

200 "Its a Mexican standoff right now - four Walker counties are holding out with no votes counted and two Warnock counties are with none. The Warnock counties are huge though - Atlanta and Macon suburbs - the rural counties for Walker? Not so much."

the old tactic, now with more cheat. All the fakes ballots on hand they need? And they can produce even more? "The greatest election fraud machine ever", as Biden described it.

Totalitarian cabal of evil ... what will America do about it? Wray/Garland are sure America is their bitch, they laugh as they piss on the grave of every American patriot that dies for their country. WAR must come ... but hey ... reparations and free shit for the win.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2022 08:49 PM (Cus5s)

201 No matter what the vote count says, I'm confident the Democrat will win in the end.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 06, 2022 08:50 PM (EZebt)

202 Would the pedestrians have been as terrified if it was a triceratops? Unless you're carrying a salad an triceratops is likely to leave you alone.
Posted by: Cicero


Hippos kill more people in Africa than any other animal. A hippo is just a nonceratops.

Unless you count dying by mosquito-borne disease, anyway. Then mosquitoes are sponge, and hippos are number two.

Posted by: mikeski at December 06, 2022 08:50 PM (P1f+c)

203 LOL, illiniwek; who will blink first?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 06, 2022 08:51 PM (j3SBD)

204 DeKalb is 4.97%. But most are above 50% now.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 06, 2022 08:47 PM (7B5FA)

Now at over 91% no way they make the difference

Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2022 08:52 PM (+Cgut)

205 145 I have one of those for the Prince Kitty Boys. But they also want a bowl of still water beside it and they take turns between them.

They don’t drink shower water, but they love a good shower and will hop in the tub with you in a heart beat. They like throwing toys in the tub and hauling them out. It gets a bit messy in the master bathroom of Casa de Piper.

Posted by: Piper at December 06, 2022 08:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

206 14 adult turkeys were crossing the road on my way home this morning. They were in a line, with a clump on the road.

I slowed down, because hitting one is like hitting a bowling ball. I have the repair bill to prove it.

They scattered on both sides of the road as I approached. Looked like all hens.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 06, 2022 08:53 PM (u82oZ)

207 63% in

Walker +47k

Posted by: I guess I'll tell them at December 06, 2022 08:55 PM (TpxxY)

208 speaking of quality candidates, looks like Biden admin ended something something about Khasoghi to kiss saudi's ass

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at December 06, 2022 08:55 PM (MLrvz)

209 but yannow, bottomline, i rly dgaf; my prep is as good as its gonna get, why waste time getting to what Bertie Wooster would call "the nub or crux of the matter"?

fuck it.

i'll either live or die.
how is this different from every other day?

*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 06, 2022 08:55 PM (j3SBD)

210 Calling it - I've seen enough - Walker wins. Warnock needs to collect over 70K plus votes in what is left of metro Atlanta and outside Augusta with about 85% in - I think its a bridge too far.

Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2022 08:55 PM (+Cgut)

211 Dekalb, Futon keep emptying out spare boxes...

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 08:56 PM (V13WU)

212 208. Please, please. Let sanity prevail tonight.

Some of y’all are amazing with prayers, may I be so bold as to ask for one now?

Posted by: Piper at December 06, 2022 08:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

213 67% in

Warnock +28k

Posted by: I guess I'll tell them at December 06, 2022 08:57 PM (TpxxY)

214 yeah, I spit a lot.
half-a-fucking-century of cigs.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 06, 2022 08:57 PM (j3SBD)

215 Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2022 08:55 PM (+Cgut)

I read your comment and went to RCP it shows Warnock winning now. Warnock went up 100,000 votes.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis 2024 at December 06, 2022 08:58 PM (lzd36)

216 about 15K votes spread right now

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 08:59 PM (V13WU)

217 Our cat will only drink water from a solo cup in our bathroom sink. She's old, so we obey.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


Red solo cup
I fill you up
I've got a kitty!

Posted by: mikeski, sorry not sorry at December 06, 2022 08:59 PM (P1f+c)

218 .07% diff

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 08:59 PM (V13WU)

219 Cotton did what? Btw, they have 3 days to manufacture mail-ins.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 06, 2022 09:00 PM (KAi1n)

220 Some of y’all are amazing with prayers, may I be so bold as to ask for one now?
___

I'm praying that His will be done.

This is one that will be answered, though we may not like His answer.

Posted by: SMH at December 06, 2022 09:00 PM (tkvCl)

221 71%

Democrat 1,268,106 +50.33%50.33%

Herschel Walker
Republican 1,251,306 +49.67%49.67

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:00 PM (V13WU)

222 'Fake preacher leads Georgia to gates of hell, Satan sends them back to gather more votes.'

Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2022 09:00 PM (0OP+5)

223 speaking of quality candidates, looks like Biden admin ended something something about Khasoghi to kiss saudi's ass
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at December 06, 2022 08:55 PM (MLrvz)
---
When Trump didn't have anything to do with it, it was somehow his fault for being President at the time and not blowing up relations with SA over it.

Biden's colluding with his executioners, all is fine. Civility has re-entered the chat.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2022 09:01 PM (krQz2)

224 The way things are headed, I look at Brazil. Have they managed to somehow clear out ALL the good guys from the military, or is just the top purchased and that's who you hear about in the media?

Posted by: azjaeger at December 06, 2022 09:01 PM (3/XaG)

225 Metro Atlanta at 91% including Cobb - outside suburbs at over 80% including Fulton - They blew their load I think - never going to catch up to the rural counties at just 61% - including south of Macon.

Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2022 09:01 PM (+Cgut)

226 They scattered on both sides of the road as I approached. Looked like all hens.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 06, 2022 08:53 PM

The ones around here never scatter. You'll get by them when they're ready to let you by them.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2022 09:02 PM (Wnv9h)

227 I'm praying that His will be done.

Posted by: SMH at December 06, 2022 09:00 PM (tkvCl)
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Amen, sister.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2022 09:02 PM (krQz2)

228 221 you are spot on. The Lord gives us what we need, it may not what we want.

Posted by: Piper at December 06, 2022 09:02 PM (ZdaMQ)

229 The way things are headed, I look at Brazil. Have they managed to somehow clear out ALL the good guys from the military, or is just the top purchased and that's who you hear about in the media?
___

Most of them got the jab, so what do you think?

Posted by: SMH at December 06, 2022 09:02 PM (tkvCl)

230 Heh. Not a single bank has dropped us...

Posted by: Balenciaga at December 06, 2022 09:02 PM (CaJIi)

231 ".07% diff"

and then somewhere, a dog barked, a toilet overflowed, and three Buicks with 200K ballots, 97% for Warnock appeared. (signatures fuzzy, do 287 people really live at that 7-11? ... no matter, don't be racist)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2022 09:02 PM (Cus5s)

232 I'm praying that His will be done.

This is one that will be answered, though we may not like His answer.
Posted by: SMH at December 06, 2022 09:00 PM
This is the safe call. 'All things work together ...' Romans 8:28

Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2022 09:03 PM (0OP+5)

233 DeKalb, Clayton, Futlon almost maxed out , between -82-92% reporting

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:03 PM (V13WU)

234 >>>14 adult turkeys were crossing the road on my way home this morning. They were in a line, with a clump on the road.

I slowed down, because hitting one is like hitting a bowling ball. I have the repair bill to prove it.

They scattered on both sides of the road as I approached. Looked like all hens.

>You can't hit them, you'll total you vehicle. I stopped and tried to chase them off of the road one time. They looked at me and I knew they wanted to murder me. I could shoot them but that would be questionable. I got back in my truck for my own safety.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 06, 2022 09:03 PM (geVLo)

235 Cotton did what? Btw, they have 3 days to manufacture mail-ins.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 06, 2022 09:00 PM (KAi1n)
---
Because of the screw-ups of the people they elected to arrange an event they have 1-2 years to arrange every time.

Election-day screw-ups are always the best indicator that they have your best interest at heart, and you've elected the right administrators.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2022 09:04 PM (krQz2)

236 well, the Casey Ryback clause:
"we'll just see what we see"

& now rly g'night.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 06, 2022 09:04 PM (j3SBD)

237 Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2022 09:02 PM (Cus5s)



the polls are closed

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:04 PM (V13WU)

238 53
I dunno. Big herbivores can be awfully aggressive. cf. Hippos and rhinos.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 06, 2022 08:02 PM (AuTCi)
----
Elephants.
And bulls of the bovine variety. Cows can be feisty too.

Posted by: Ciampino --- exit left, sow right at December 06, 2022 09:04 PM (qfLjt)

239 Ok. The otters are just plain cute.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2022 09:05 PM (anj39)

240 @73%

Raphael Warnock*incumbent
Democrat 1,292,572 +50.02%50.02%

Herschel Walker
Republican 1,291,631 +49.98%49.98

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:05 PM (V13WU)

241 71%
Democrat 1,268,106 +50.33%

Herschel Walker
Republican 1,251,306 +49.67%


Kind of exciting, not knowing how many ballots to print, isn't it!

Posted by: Dems at December 06, 2022 09:05 PM (CaJIi)

242 six deer just outside the garden ... I try to train them to stay out ... opps, one has entered, must scare them off ... (and two rabbits have been frisky there)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2022 09:05 PM (Cus5s)

243 Walker +500


!

Posted by: I guess I'll tell them at December 06, 2022 09:06 PM (TpxxY)

244 LOL

*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 06, 2022 09:06 PM (j3SBD)

245 Walker back up, this is going to be a game until dekalb puts in their election day vote (assuming first big drop they held was early voting?)

Posted by: firehorse at December 06, 2022 09:06 PM (+uiM3)

246
And He shall reign forever and ever!
King of kings forever and ever!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
And Lord of lords forever and ever!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 06, 2022 09:07 PM (Cwpb3)

247 the polls are closed

Unless you need them to be open, that is.

Posted by: St. Louis Judge at December 06, 2022 09:07 PM (CaJIi)

248 Is a stock photo: https://is.gd/SEvy4w

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:07 PM (ynpvh)

249 Most of them got the jab, so what do you think?

Here's the thing about that as an indicator.. At first, even Trump told everyone to get it. The only real question wss does it work or not. Those that avoided it were the relative few that simply don't trust the medical profession (like me), and those who had a general philosophy that the government or workplace had no business mandating vaccines. The whole suddenly thing didn't become apparent til much later.

Posted by: azjaeger at December 06, 2022 09:07 PM (3/XaG)

250 Two watermelons rolled behind me, with a middle-aged woman clerk bent over and chasing them. I said "What melons!" Posted by: NaCly Dog

*smiles
Posted by: Zombie Gene Wilder

I received a 'request' to go see HR after I said "Nice pair!"

Why yes, I did have a pear in my hand at the time.

Rodeo status:

[ ] First
[X] Not First

Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2022 09:07 PM (qoGsy)

251 248 the polls are closed

Unless you need them to be open, that is.

Posted by: St. Louis Judge at December 06, 2022 09:07 PM (CaJIi)

Germany closed the Poles back in the day

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:07 PM (ynpvh)

252 I had turnip greens, fried catfish, and two kinds of pie, no three kinds of pie today. Drinking bourbon at this very moment. Life is good.

Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2022 09:08 PM (0OP+5)

253 it'll be fascinating waking up to a universe with a demonrat majority in the sennate, amirite ?

intentional non-pun

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 06, 2022 09:08 PM (j3SBD)

254 you guys ...

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:08 PM (V13WU)

255 And He shall reign forever and ever!
King of kings forever and ever!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
And Lord of lords forever and ever!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

I felt an uncontrollable urge to stand up while reading this.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2022 09:08 PM (qoGsy)

256 Nobody flush the toilet!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 06, 2022 09:09 PM (+hI+T)

257 253 I had turnip greens, fried catfish, and two kinds of pie, no three kinds of pie today. Drinking bourbon at this very moment. Life is good.

Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2022 09:08 PM (0OP+5)

Bourbon may have had something to do with the pie miscount. I generally have about 3.14 of them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:09 PM (ynpvh)

258 253 that sounds amazing. Much better than the pizza we had!

Posted by: Piper at December 06, 2022 09:09 PM (ZdaMQ)

259 *Three* kinds of pie???

That is living your best life right there.

Gotta get into makin' pies again, since I have ovens after a long gap. Did some small chicken pot pies a few weeks ago, they were fantastic.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2022 09:09 PM (OTzUX)

260 Candidate Votes Pct.
Raphael Warnock DEM* 1,304,678 50.02%
Herschel Walker GOP 1,303,869 49.98%

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 06, 2022 09:09 PM (Vwz3I)

261 Uh, oh! A water main broke in Maricopa county! A GA resident lives there who was just about to mail his ballot! Stop the counting!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 06, 2022 09:10 PM (+hI+T)

262 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at December 06, 2022 09:10 PM (Q/6pY)

263 #261 Addendum
Votes in: Estimated 73%
Votes counted: 2,610,229

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 06, 2022 09:11 PM (Vwz3I)

264 I'm praying that His will be done.

This is one that will be answered, though we may not like His answer.

Posted by: SMH at December 06, 2022 09:00 PM (tkvCl)

He is working for good. We may *temporarily* not like His answer.

Posted by: ... at December 06, 2022 09:11 PM (ElYwz)

265 the polls are closed to republicans

Posted by: REDACTED at December 06, 2022 09:11 PM (us2H3)

266 Watching the Georgia votes come in. It is shaping up to be another, trademarked and patented, "stunning Democrat victory by the just enough votes to deny an automatic recount - Part N." This shit is the political version of the Marvel movies - same movie with a different title over and over and over. Tell me that this doesn't resemble AZ, PA, MI, or NV?

Our elections are not about votes but generating sufficient ballots that can be slipstreamed into the system because the controls on the process are beyond corrupted. And what has the GOP leadership done to combat this over the years? Preen like whores in an Amsterdam brothel window for their doners and the media that lays in wait to take them out.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 06, 2022 09:12 PM (c1mVn)

267 74%

Herschel Walker
Republican 1,310,774 +50.05%50.05%

Raphael Warnock*incumbent
Democrat 1,308,091 +49.95%49.95

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:12 PM (V13WU)

268 Walker leading now with mostly rural counties outstanding - two metro Alanta counties holding out - let's see if they pull the insanely laughable cheat - because it's going to be obvious, I think.

Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2022 09:12 PM (+Cgut)

269 Gotta get into makin' pies again, since I have ovens after a long gap. Did some small chicken pot pies a few weeks ago, they were fantastic.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2022 09:09 PM (OTzUX)

Been far too long since I made/ate one of those.

Posted by: ... at December 06, 2022 09:12 PM (ElYwz)

270 266 the polls are closed to republicans

Posted by: REDACTED at December 06, 2022 09:11 PM (us2H3)

But not to dems and strippers

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:12 PM (ynpvh)

271 one 4th of July at a Legion celebration in downstate IL I had 5 , no 4 kinds of pie at a single meal. 2 slices of apricot pie, omg yum!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 06, 2022 09:12 PM (j3SBD)

272 is macon more walker or that other guy ??

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:12 PM (V13WU)

273 193 The problem of listening to British paleontologists is that they pronounce most dinosaurs differently than Americans.

Dein-no-NY-kus or Dein-NON-y-kus?

Dip-lo-DO-kus or dip-PLOD-o-kus?

Posted by: Kindltot
-------------------------

Brits will go out of their way to Anglicize a word to the point of bitching it up so bad it seemingly has no meaning.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 06, 2022 09:12 PM (2VlcY)

274 269 Walker leading now with mostly rural counties outstanding - two metro Alanta counties holding out - let's see if they pull the insanely laughable cheat - because it's going to be obvious, I think.

Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2022 09:12 PM (+Cgut)

Why else would they be holding out?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:12 PM (ynpvh)

275 He is working for good. We may *temporarily* not like His answer.
Posted by: ... at December 06, 2022 09:11 PM (ElYwz)
__

You know what I meant.

Posted by: SMH at December 06, 2022 09:13 PM (tkvCl)

276 Trump telling everyone to get it is one of the things that worries me about him. Hopefully he has learned his lesson about trusting people with credentials if they tell him they are on his side. He got rolled by far too many people too many times on too many things. Sure, they got exposed rolling him but they have won so far.

Posted by: azjaeger at December 06, 2022 09:13 PM (3/XaG)

277 >>>And bulls of the bovine variety. Cows can be feisty too.

Posted by: Ciampino --- exit left, sow right

>Go to Yellowstone and see how quickly you get stomped into a mudhole by an elk or bison or moose.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 06, 2022 09:13 PM (geVLo)

278 274 193 The problem of listening to British paleontologists is that they pronounce most dinosaurs differently than Americans.

Dein-no-NY-kus or Dein-NON-y-kus?

Dip-lo-DO-kus or dip-PLOD-o-kus?

Posted by: Kindltot
-------------------------

Brits will go out of their way to Anglicize a word to the point of bitching it up so bad it seemingly has no meaning.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 06, 2022 09:12 PM (2VlcY)

Don't ask aussies about Aluminum.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:13 PM (ynpvh)

279 Tell me that this doesn't resemble AZ, PA, MI, or NV?
-----------------------------

And these... are the other four states I referenced on Election Day.

They have others but those have been going longer. Like IL.

Posted by: ... at December 06, 2022 09:13 PM (ElYwz)

280 I'm having a nervous breakdown watching the returns here in GA. Great googly woogly, Warlock and Walker are neck and neck. Rural GA will save us from the fake pastor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2022 09:14 PM (ptqGC)

281 two metro Alanta counties holding out


===


which ones ??

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:14 PM (V13WU)

282 You know what I meant.

Posted by: SMH at December 06, 2022 09:13 PM (tkvCl)

Well yeah, and I wasn't being funny with you.

Posted by: ... at December 06, 2022 09:14 PM (ElYwz)

283 Herschel Walker is going to lose. Georgia is a blue state.

Posted by: ZOD at December 06, 2022 09:14 PM (Q/6pY)

284 The people who claim that mail-in balloting can be an equivalent system "forgot" to mail out the proper number of ballots.

This, to Democrats, is an indicator that you're electing the right people. They can't plan for an event that happens regularly and they have 1-2 years to plan.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2022 09:14 PM (krQz2)

285 281 I'm having a nervous breakdown watching the returns here in GA. Great googly woogly, Warlock and Walker are neck and neck. Rural GA will save us from the fake pastor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2022 09:14 PM (ptqGC)

His abortion answer wasn't "What would Jesus Do?", but more like "What would Molock do?"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:15 PM (ynpvh)

286 Walker up by over 4K and a lot of rural counties outstanding - those last metro Atlanta counties better have a toilet break right about now

Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2022 09:15 PM (+Cgut)

287 282 two metro Alanta counties holding out
===
which ones ??

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:14 PM (V13WU)

The ones that'll have >100% turnout.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:15 PM (ynpvh)

288 "the polls are closed" Posted by: runner

not for mail ins when there is a friendly Dem that can back stamp ... counting good for three days. (not sure how prevalent that is, but yes, closed polls, but they still hold back the count.

as I understand it, they held back the places where they could dump ballots (traditional ballot box stuffing cheat) ... but now they are more elaborate? They used to see how many showed up, then dump more ballots "on behalf of" the no shows. So 60% turnout became 82%, or 88%, or 101% whatever was needed.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2022 09:15 PM (Cus5s)

289 284 Herschel Walker is going to lose. Georgia is a blue state.

Posted by: ZOD at December 06, 2022 09:14 PM (Q/6pY)

Georgia is a red state...with very large blue islands.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:15 PM (ynpvh)

290 Herschel Walker is going to lose. Georgia is a blue state.
Posted by: ZOD at December 06, 2022 09:14 PM (Q/6pY)

No it's not. The big cities are, though.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2022 09:15 PM (ptqGC)

291 His abortion answer wasn't "What would Jesus Do?", but more like "What would Molock do?"
Posted by: jim


Worse, his answer was "I'll tell Jesus what to think."

Posted by: mikeski at December 06, 2022 09:16 PM (P1f+c)

292 Thus spake ZOD

Posted by: DB at December 06, 2022 09:16 PM (geLO8)

293 The result will be finalized in the wee hours or later.

Posted by: ... at December 06, 2022 09:16 PM (ElYwz)

294 looks like Most of DeKalb and Fulton are counted...but what do I know .

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:16 PM (V13WU)

295 . And what has the GOP leadership done to combat this over the years

I think its pretty obvious by this point that the national GOP leadership doesn't want the corruption and grift and generational wealth gathering to stop any more than the Dems do, and even more than they would like to get a bigger cut then the Dems do they want to make sure that the populist GOP never gets enough control to hurt the national scam.

Posted by: azjaeger at December 06, 2022 09:16 PM (3/XaG)

296 He is working for good. We may *temporarily* not like His answer.

Posted by: ... at December 06, 2022 09:11 PM (ElYwz)
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Like's got nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2022 09:17 PM (krQz2)

297 294 The result will be finalized in the wee hours or later.

Posted by: ... at December 06, 2022 09:16 PM (ElYwz)

For the sake of Pete, keep Stacey Abrams away from the bathrooms!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:17 PM (ynpvh)

298 When I voted this afternoon, the poll worker told me this was as big a turnout as 2020.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2022 09:17 PM (ptqGC)

299 296, spot-on

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 06, 2022 09:17 PM (j3SBD)

300 In the November 8 Georgia Senate race there was a libertarian candidate who got about 2%. He is not in the runoff. Maybe most of those 2% won't vote at all. I doubt many will go to Warnock. Some may go to Walker. It's still going to be close and the mail in will again be a factor (although unlike other States it looks like GA counts the mail in votes first), but maybe that 2% can put Walker over the top. Probably not, but it only can help him, not hurt.

Posted by: Lex at December 06, 2022 09:17 PM (KhUbk)

301 268 74%
Herschel Walker
Republican 1,310,774 +50.05%50.05%
Raphael Warnock*incumbent
Democrat 1,308,091 +49.95%49.95
Posted by: runner
=============

I hear those Buicks coming
they'er coming round the bend
a dozen Buicks coming
their trunks ain't loaded thin

Oh, bad Warnock's gonna win it
that you know for sure

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 06, 2022 09:17 PM (2VlcY)

302 Like's got nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2022 09:17 PM (krQz2)

You know what I meant.

Posted by: ... at December 06, 2022 09:17 PM (ElYwz)

303 Walker up by over 8K now - a SEVERE toilet paper shortage in Fulton County needs to be addressed like right this second...

Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2022 09:18 PM (+Cgut)

304 The ones that'll have >100% turnout.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:15 PM (ynpvh)


sunny optimist

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:18 PM (V13WU)

305 The British accent denotes intelligence. I mean hell, how can you not believe in space aliens, bigfoots (bigfeet), Templar gold, and Hitler this Hitler that etc, if presented in some British accent?

Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2022 09:18 PM (0OP+5)

306 >>Trump...Hopefully he has learned his lesson about trusting people Posted by: azjaeger at December 06, 2022 09:13 PM (3/XaG)

Have you ever heard/seen him express reconsideration/doubt/retraction? I love the guy's core beliefs, such as they are; I hate that his dick doesn't hurt from all the stomping on it that he's done.

Posted by: ZOD at December 06, 2022 09:18 PM (Q/6pY)

307 That’s the night when the ‘lets went out in Georgia!

Posted by: Vicki Lawrence at December 06, 2022 09:18 PM (hqusk)

308 If Walker pulls this off 🙏🙏🙏 it won't be thanks to the feckless GA GOP.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2022 09:18 PM (ptqGC)

309 For some reason I just flipped on The Curse of Oak Island. Hadn't done it in a couple of years. They still got nothing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 06, 2022 09:19 PM (GGpUU)

310 another dump ...blast

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:19 PM (V13WU)

311 I think its pretty obvious by this point that the national GOP leadership doesn't want the corruption and grift and generational wealth gathering to stop any more than the Dems do, and even more than they would like to get a bigger cut then the Dems do they want to make sure that the populist GOP never gets enough control to hurt the national scam.
Posted by: azjaeger at December 06, 2022 09:16 PM (3/XaG)
---
I think it might be the case that the contents have taken the shape of the container.

For years, the repubs hired the same campaign consultants who didn't care if Republicans won or lost as long as they were paid. I recently read that the RNC will not pay for part of your campaign unless you use the consultants the GOPe uses. So, it seems that it has become a grift channel for the Washington consultants who don't care if the Pubs win or lose.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2022 09:19 PM (krQz2)

312 let's see if Rs learned anything..

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:20 PM (V13WU)

313 Brits will go out of their way to Anglicize a word to the point of bitching it up so bad it seemingly has no meaning.

Posted by: Braenyard,


Al-you-min-ee-yum has entered the chat

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 06, 2022 09:20 PM (3CCua)

314 275 269 Walker leading now with mostly rural counties outstanding - two metro Alanta counties holding out - let's see if they pull the insanely laughable cheat - because it's going to be obvious, I think.
-----------------------

Being obvious - > that's part of the kink

https://tinyurl.com/ycpts8bw

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 06, 2022 09:20 PM (2VlcY)

315 >>Georgia is a red state...with very large blue islands.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:15 PM (ynpvh)

Yes. A blue state.

Posted by: ZOD at December 06, 2022 09:21 PM (Q/6pY)

316 Warnock ahead AGAIN 50.5 over Walker 49.5.

Gah!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2022 09:21 PM (ptqGC)

317 Like's got nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2022 09:17 PM (krQz2)

You know what I meant.
Posted by: ... at December 06, 2022 09:17 PM (ElYwz)
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I do, I just wanted to allude to Unforgiven.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2022 09:21 PM (krQz2)

318 For some reason I just flipped on The Curse of Oak Island. Hadn't done it in a couple of years. They still got nothing
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 06, 2022 09:19 PM (GGpUU)

But they found that 500 year old coin.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 06, 2022 09:21 PM (eGTCV)

319 Have you ever heard/seen him express reconsideration/doubt/retraction? I love the guy's core beliefs, such as they are; I hate that his dick doesn't hurt from all the stomping on it that he's done.

Posted by: ZOD at December 06, 2022 09:18 PM (Q/6pY)

OTOH what prominent political figure expresses reconsideration, doubt and retraction except on rare occasions when it's absolutely unequivocally advantageous?

Posted by: ... at December 06, 2022 09:21 PM (ElYwz)

320 268 74%
Herschel Walker
Republican 1,310,774 +50.05%50.05%
Raphael Warnock*incumbent
Democrat 1,308,091 +49.95%49.95
Posted by: runner

I'm seeing
Raphael Warnock 1,398,460 50.5%
Herschel Walker 1,371,168 49.5%

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:21 PM (ynpvh)

321 I do, I just wanted to allude to Unforgiven.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2022 09:21 PM (krQz2)

Ha

Posted by: ... at December 06, 2022 09:21 PM (ElYwz)

322 I love when otters hold hands too. It's like a 2 for 1 Happy Meal. Delicious!

Posted by: Orca at December 06, 2022 09:21 PM (sAmhv)

323 Yes. A blue state.

Posted by: ZOD at December 06, 2022 09:21 PM (Q/6pY)
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The Democrats blew it.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2022 09:22 PM (krQz2)

324 All I know is the funniest idiomatic expression I ever heard was uttered by Margo Robbie when she said, We're not here to f*ck spiders.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2022 09:22 PM (up/3i)

325 >>> Have you ever heard/seen him express reconsideration/doubt/retraction? I love the guy's core beliefs, such as they are; I hate that his dick doesn't hurt from all the stomping on it that he's done.
Posted by: ZOD
------------

A simple matter of perception.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 06, 2022 09:23 PM (2VlcY)

326 Bannon was saying Mitch the Bitch actually put some money into winning this ... idk any real details. The Trump wing was in a sense, on stand down ... not sure wtf is really going on ... but still ... hoping Walker pulls it out. (or drives it in, for the win?)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2022 09:23 PM (Cus5s)

327 319 I actually think people are going to the island in the off season and burying stuff just to screw with the guys

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 06, 2022 09:24 PM (GGpUU)

328 Y'all know they are going to keep counting 'ballots' until the correct result comes in, right? It may take weeks, but it will happen.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 06, 2022 09:24 PM (AbL8c)

329 another dump ...blast
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:19 PM (V13WU)

I think that was the last of it...let's see - suddenly the Atlanta precincts went form an average 80% reporting down to 65% - so the holdback is in.

Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2022 09:26 PM (+Cgut)

330 Georgia politics is directed by the larger cities that teem with parasites, race hustlers, and foppish white liberal Karens and their eunuch husbands that consider Facebook likes as deep political thinking.

If Georgia had lost last Saturday, I might have turned into Travis Bickle.

Posted by: UGAdawg at December 06, 2022 09:26 PM (tRd71)

331 Ballot Printer go brrrrrrrr

Posted by: 29Victor at December 06, 2022 09:26 PM (BJKQV)

332 >>OTOH what prominent political figure expresses reconsideration, doubt and retraction except on rare occasions when it's absolutely unequivocally advantageous?
Posted by: ... at December 06, 2022 09:21 PM (ElYwz)

Warren Rudman.

Posted by: ZOD at December 06, 2022 09:26 PM (Q/6pY)

333 330 another dump ...blast
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:19 PM (V13WU)

I think that was the last of it...let's see - suddenly the Atlanta precincts went form an average 80% reporting down to 65% - so the holdback is in.

Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2022 09:26 PM (+Cgut)

That was just the purge of most Walker votes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:27 PM (ynpvh)

334 DeKalb County ballots just dropped. It's deep blue. It was red when we lived there 27 years ago.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2022 09:27 PM (ptqGC)

335 Another bourbon. Hold the pie.

Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2022 09:27 PM (0OP+5)

336 Going out on a limb with a saw - The Atlanta area counties are going to suddenly and dramatically take days to report their final tallies if Walker is behind going into tomorrow. Further I am willing to saw harder on that limb that the forever counting will come so close to the certification date that any contest of the election will die stillborn (see AZ governor race as a recent example).

"The will of the people has been heard and it is for our sacred democracy*," insert your favorite insurgent Democrat politician.

*Democracy in this case does not resemble anything resembling the American Constitutional Republic form of government. What it does resemble is the form of democracy found in totalitarian states.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 06, 2022 09:27 PM (c1mVn)

337 Georgia politics is directed by the larger cities that teem with parasites, race hustlers, and foppish white liberal Karens and their eunuch husbands that consider Facebook likes as deep political thinking.

If Georgia had lost last Saturday, I might have turned into Travis Bickle.
Posted by: UGAdawg at December 06, 2022 09:26 PM (tRd71)

💯

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2022 09:27 PM (ptqGC)

338 Y'all know they are going to keep counting 'ballots' until the correct result comes in, right? It may take weeks, but it will happen.
Posted by: DaisyB

I like the good old days like when Rossi won as governor up in WA state (2004) and the dems cried and whined to get more votes counted until their candidate won. At least make the crying great again.

Posted by: Rex B at December 06, 2022 09:28 PM (hqusk)

339 If another one of the original 13 colonies gets stolen again, the country is fucking sad shape.

Be Better!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 06, 2022 09:28 PM (geVLo)

340 over 7 million registered voters...maybe over 3 million voted..

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:29 PM (V13WU)

341 Y'all know they are going to keep counting 'ballots' until the correct result comes in, right? It may take weeks, but it will happen.
Posted by: DaisyB
----
"One for you (Walker) and two for me (Warnock)...One for you and three for me...One for you and four for me..."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 06, 2022 09:29 PM (BpYfr)

342 Come on, rural GA. Win this for Herschel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2022 09:29 PM (ptqGC)

343 "DeKalb County ballots just dropped. It's deep blue. It was red when we lived there 27 years ago."

DeKalb is now completely comprised of effete urban liberals, weirdos, and felons.

Posted by: UGAdawg at December 06, 2022 09:29 PM (tRd71)

344 Coincidently, today is the birthday of the world's most famous Georgian - Joseph Stalin

Posted by: 29Victor at December 06, 2022 09:30 PM (BJKQV)

345 I just dropped a can of refried beans on a toe. Not just any random toes but one of mine
Ouch
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 06, 2022 07:51 PM (eGTCV)

I have throwdown feet to reduce the chances the can will hit mine

Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2022 09:30 PM (eoQWY)

346 back to abt 15k spread

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:30 PM (V13WU)

347 f another one of the original 13 colonies gets stolen again, the country is fucking sad shape.


*Laughs in Arizonan.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 06, 2022 09:30 PM (AbL8c)

348 Good evening, dearest Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 06, 2022 09:30 PM (qpPdw)

349 we ARE sweating Georgia when Biden's negative one million and the poors are braying about paying $5 for gas.

so, yeah, I'd say that Georgia's now a blue state. Just another former red state permanently transformed by immigration.

enjoy the new country, indigenous folks.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at December 06, 2022 09:30 PM (MLrvz)

350 "... suddenly the Atlanta precincts went form an average 80% reporting down to 65% - so the holdback is in." Posted by: Boswell

yeah, how does that happen? we are in never never land? ... never quit counting, never produce your final count till all other counts are in. We can't count for a few days, a few weeks, "220%, 221%, whatever it takes".

Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2022 09:30 PM (Cus5s)

351 338 is the Georgia Lt. Governor as big a jersey as he sems on TV?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 06, 2022 09:31 PM (GGpUU)

352 Cobb seems to be holding out...silly Cobb

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:31 PM (V13WU)

353 538 says that the votes left are largely DEM. Is that right? Not looking for “they will find the votes.” More just asking an honest question.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at December 06, 2022 09:31 PM (T6NRc)

354 Jerk, not jersey

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 06, 2022 09:31 PM (GGpUU)

355 "DeKalb County ballots just dropped. It's deep blue. It was red when we lived there 27 years ago."

DeKalb is now completely comprised of effete urban liberals, weirdos, and felons.
Posted by: UGAdawg at December 06, 2022 09:29 PM (tRd71)

Sadly, yes. Same with the city of Savannah. Our little island just south, votes Republican. But we're getting more locust infestations.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2022 09:32 PM (ptqGC)

356 >>343 Come on, rural GA. Win this for Herschel.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2022 09:29 PM (ptqGC)

Edited to read: Come on, rural (enter state). Win this for (enter GOP candidate).

Posted by: ZOD at December 06, 2022 09:32 PM (Q/6pY)

357 we need an autocorrect for the autocorrect

Posted by: DB at December 06, 2022 09:32 PM (geLO8)

358

These so-called elections with razor-thin margins are but theatre for the plebes, and I am not entertained!

Posted by: Zettai at December 06, 2022 09:32 PM (TqUyY)

359 Wonder how the Stalin museum at his birthplace is doing, or if it's still there. Probably. His WWII command rail car was there, that was fun. You could sit in the seats at the table.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2022 09:32 PM (OTzUX)

360 remember all that stuff 5 weeks ago about how Biden had poisoned the electorate so badly that everyone was now a republican and the GOP had a plus 5 national advantage.

yeah, I guess everyone except a few ballot harvestors and counters inside of fulton county

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at December 06, 2022 09:32 PM (MLrvz)

361 Lots of counties now slow walking returns - both Atlanta and the rural areas - Mexican stand off.

Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2022 09:33 PM (+Cgut)

362 Edited to read: Come on, rural (enter state). Win this for (enter GOP candidate).
Posted by: ZOD
___

Yeah, that hasn't worked for southern IL since forever.

Posted by: SMH at December 06, 2022 09:33 PM (tkvCl)

363 "... suddenly the Atlanta precincts went form an average 80% reporting down to 65% - so the holdback is in." Posted by: Boswell

yeah, how does that happen? we are in never never land? ... never quit counting, never produce your final count till all other counts are in. We can't count for a few days, a few weeks, "220%, 221%, whatever it takes".
Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2022 09:30 PM (Cus5s)

Captain Election Administrator, Tabulation Room reporting that 105% is possible, but not recommended.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 06, 2022 09:33 PM (4I/2K)

364 are people trying to relieve their anxiety by being super pessimistic and negative toward everything? I never got how that improves anything...or is it like misery like/needs company kind of thing ?

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:33 PM (V13WU)

365 I've never seen a race this tight. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2022 09:34 PM (ptqGC)

366 Well, I'm over waiting until all votes are "counted" in compromised states.
They always count until the Dem wins. It was over before it started.

Posted by: MkY at December 06, 2022 09:34 PM (cPGH3)

367 Tell us about these wise inner city types

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at December 06, 2022 09:34 PM (MLrvz)

368 >354 538 says that the votes left are largely DEM. Is that right? Not looking for “they will find the votes.” More just asking an honest question.

Unfortunately, a lot of Metro Atlanta is still outstanding. Some of Savannah is as well. Neither is friendly territory.

Posted by: Seldom at December 06, 2022 09:34 PM (9KZK5)

369 Piss off, racist foreign weirdo.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2022 09:35 PM (yQpMk)

370 79% reporting
Raphael Warnock 1,438,242 50.1%
Herschel Walker 1,430,318 votes 49.9%

Yeah, tight.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:35 PM (ynpvh)

371 "are people trying to relieve their anxiety by being super pessimistic and negative toward everything? I never got how that improves anything"

It doesn't. I just keeps it from being worse.

Posted by: +fd at December 06, 2022 09:35 PM (sn5EN)

372 >are people trying to relieve their anxiety by being super pessimistic and negative toward everything? I never got how that improves anything...or is it like misery like/needs company kind of thing ?

Posted by: runner


I have learned to expect the Other Side to cheat at every opportunity

Posted by: DB at December 06, 2022 09:35 PM (geLO8)

373 ZOD is proud of Glenn Youngkin. However, Glenn Youngkin must go.

I have decided to own Virginia.

Posted by: ZOD at December 06, 2022 09:35 PM (Q/6pY)

374 Yeah, that hasn't worked for southern IL since forever.
Posted by: SMH at December 06, 2022 09:33 PM (tkvCl)


Illinois population : 12.7 million
Cook county population : 5+ million

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:35 PM (V13WU)

375 Imonna have an eggnog with extra nog.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2022 09:36 PM (ptqGC)

376 Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:33 PM (V13WU)
___

Excuse us if past experience has jaded some of us.

Posted by: SMH at December 06, 2022 09:36 PM (tkvCl)

377 I like the good old days like when Rossi won as governor up in WA state (2004) and the dems cried and whined to get more votes counted until their candidate won. At least make the crying great again.
Posted by: Rex B

I was there for that race and I spent a lot of time following the various twists and turns. It really was the prototype for the now trademarked and patented, "another stunning Democrat victory by the just enough votes to deny an automatic recount - Part N."

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 06, 2022 09:36 PM (c1mVn)

378 Posted by: SMH at December 06, 2022 09:33 PM (tkvCl)

—————

I saw that Pritzker signed the bail law today. Head on a swivel, soldier. You’ll be in my prayers.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2022 09:36 PM (u73oe)

379 at the moment Dem is ahead by about 2k...

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:37 PM (V13WU)

380 >Imonna have an eggnog with extra nog.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


ever try it with vodka? Hoo doggies

Posted by: DB at December 06, 2022 09:37 PM (geLO8)

381 380 at the moment Dem is ahead by about 2k...

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:37 PM (V13WU)

I think they did one of those "We may not know for a week" provisos, which mean enough cheat to get Warnok over the finish line.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:37 PM (ynpvh)

382 are people trying to relieve their anxiety by being super pessimistic and negative toward everything? I never got how that improves anything"

After 2020 and 2022, pessimism is as optimistic as it gets.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 06, 2022 09:38 PM (AbL8c)

383 "That was just the purge of most Walker votes." Posted by: jim

not sure exactly what you mean .. but yes, we saw live on TV, Trump votes reduced by same number Biden numbers were increased. That is how the machines work (controlled from the outside, no, not just the Demon/Cominion machines, all of them ... you think our DeepState and/or China are sloppy with their election fraud machine?)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2022 09:38 PM (Cus5s)

384

oh, right, so Walker is ahead by 10k, with 81%

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:38 PM (V13WU)

385 *gets smelling salts for Jane

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:39 PM (V13WU)

386 I saw that Pritzker signed the bail law today. Head on a swivel, soldier. You’ll be in my prayers.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
__

Heh, thanks.

Not looking like we'll be moving anytime soon, since that costs money we don't have.

No choice but to trust in the Lord at this point.

Posted by: SMH at December 06, 2022 09:39 PM (Iy8Rs)

387 383 are people trying to relieve their anxiety by being super pessimistic and negative toward everything? I never got how that improves anything"

After 2020 and 2022, pessimism is as optimistic as it gets.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 06, 2022 09:38 PM (AbL8c)

Assume the worst, so you won't be shocked if your guy loses, put if he doesn't a pleasant surprised.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:39 PM (ynpvh)

388 Imonna have an eggnog with extra nog.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Have two. It's the only real thing you'll experience this night.
Your state is compromised. Mine is. Welcome to the USA .

Posted by: MkY at December 06, 2022 09:39 PM (cPGH3)

389 Herschel on top...for now.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:39 PM (ynpvh)

390 Atlanta counties total % in keeps falling - from 80% just an hour ago down to...~55% and going down - wtf?

This is pretty bad.

Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2022 09:39 PM (+Cgut)

391 Walker back up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2022 09:40 PM (u73oe)

392 >>>are people trying to relieve their anxiety by being super pessimistic and negative toward everything? I never got how that improves anything...or is it like misery like/needs company kind of thing ?

>This is a 'shit or get off of the pot' kind of thing. Who does business like this? This is a total shitshow.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 06, 2022 09:40 PM (geVLo)

393 there are reports that two shits that are DeKalb and Fulton are holding back

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:40 PM (V13WU)

394 "345 Coincidently, today is the birthday of the world's most famous Georgian - Joseph Stalin

Posted by: 29Victor at December 06, 2022 09:30 PM (BJKQV) "
LOL!

also lol, old demonrat trolls are back *spits*

*again*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 06, 2022 09:41 PM (j3SBD)

395 like REALLY holding back. playing games...have Rs learned anything? anything at all ??

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:41 PM (V13WU)

396 394

I'm not the love child of Joe Biden and Howdy Doody.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:41 PM (ynpvh)

397 This is a total shitshow.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 06, 2022 09:40 PM (geVLo)

All I could see was the monkey trying to put the cork back in.

Posted by: Just The Punchline at December 06, 2022 09:42 PM (4I/2K)

398 397 394

I'm not the love child of Joe Biden and Howdy Doody.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:41 PM (ynpvh)

Well...the 394 I commented on is gone. And good riddance.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:42 PM (ynpvh)

399 This eggnog with rum is nice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2022 09:42 PM (ptqGC)

400 big numbers, HUGe

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:42 PM (V13WU)

401 K. McCarthy is on TV chattering on that the GOP must educate the voters that they need to vote. Fuck that, Republicans are never going to get anything resembling a level playing field until they wage total war wherever, whenever and for as long as it takes until voter id is mandatory and mail in ballots are banished.

As a side effect I wouldn't be surprised if polls suddenly and magically get accurate again.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 06, 2022 09:43 PM (c1mVn)

402 Why are they counting so fast?

Posted by: Arizona at December 06, 2022 09:43 PM (TpxxY)

403 Yeah, I'm not going to waste my night sweating about Georgia. If it is close, they will find votes in Fulton sometime after midnight. The Democrats have gone 4 for 4 on close Senate races that the fundamentals say they should have lost.

The only bright side (and this is really a stretch) is that it will be another example that Democrats cheat to win. We will see if anything is done in a state with a GOP legislature and Governor (not holding my breath).

Also minor bright spot is that Kemp and McConnell get to own this loss. Can't blame Trump for it, though they will try.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 06, 2022 09:43 PM (5p7BC)

404 Evenin'

Gonna be a short night. Fightin' whatever crud is going around. It's not ChiCom flu, just some sinus bleh.

'night

https://youtu.be/ts8fs9ea3Eg

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2022 09:43 PM (sAmhv)

405 400 This eggnog with rum is nice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2022 09:42 PM (ptqGC)

Probably go well with some real fruitcake.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:43 PM (ynpvh)

406 The left lies, cheats, steals, kills, and devours. Does any of this sound familiar?

Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2022 09:43 PM (0OP+5)

407 Good grief. 81% of ballots in.

Warnock 49.9

Walker 50.1

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2022 09:44 PM (ptqGC)

408 Gotta get into makin' pies again, since I have ovens after a long gap. Did some small chicken pot pies a few weeks ago, they were fantastic.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2022 09:09 PM (OTzUX)


I am making pot pies too, it is a good way to use up stew and roasts the next day or two.
I bought a granite ware chicken roaster and finally tried it out yesterday on a whole chicken, it works wonderfully in the oven. It keeps the bird moist and there is enough space for the extra veggies to bake too.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2022 09:44 PM (xhaym)

409 @378 Lost in Space. I was there too and was referring to Paul Berhens (sp?) He was the Dem Party Chair and Dem Crybaby. Of course Dean Logan running King Co elections ( He’s in LA now running their system) f’d things over as well.

Posted by: Rex B at December 06, 2022 09:44 PM (hqusk)

410 If Fulton hasn't been counted you know the answer.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 06, 2022 09:44 PM (2VlcY)

411 Atlanta counties total % in keeps falling - from 80% just an hour ago down to...~55% and going down - wtf?
This is pretty bad.
Posted by: Boswell


I know this is a No Math blog, but can someone explainiate that?

"We've counted 80% of our county's 1 million votes."

"We're losing?"

"We've counted 55% of our 1.45 million votes."

Posted by: mikeski at December 06, 2022 09:44 PM (P1f+c)

412 This eggnog with rum is nice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2022 09:42 PM (ptqGC)

Probably go well with some real fruitcake.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:43 PM (ynpvh)

Soaked in rum. 😁😁

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2022 09:45 PM (ptqGC)

413 Fulton is DEFINITELY sitting on some ballots.

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:45 PM (V13WU)

414 413 This eggnog with rum is nice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2022 09:42 PM (ptqGC)

Probably go well with some real fruitcake.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:43 PM (ynpvh)

Soaked in rum. 😁😁

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2022 09:45 PM (ptqGC)

That's what I'm saying!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:45 PM (ynpvh)

415 If Fulton hasn't been counted you know the answer.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 06, 2022 09:44 PM (2VlcY)

Yep. 🤬🤬

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2022 09:46 PM (ptqGC)

416 414 Fulton is DEFINITELY sitting on some ballots.

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:45 PM (V13WU)

They've got toilets-full of them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:46 PM (ynpvh)

417 Yeah - Atlanta counties playing games now - downtown Atlanta reported 99% reported in for over an hour - now back down to just over 50% in the last minute - sure.

Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2022 09:46 PM (+Cgut)

418 Is there anything in the country, or in the world, that isn't rigged?

Posted by: davidt at December 06, 2022 09:46 PM (oTZbj)

419 SMH I know you have a lot of solid reasons for being where you are. I have stayed at the Makanda Inn a few times, I love the vineyards in Southern IL and Paducah is actually pretty cute. Spent more time in Metropolis than anyone should.

Posted by: Piper at December 06, 2022 09:46 PM (ZdaMQ)

420 I've never seen a race this tight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Imonna have an eggnog with extra nog.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Things that sound like euphemisms but aren't, for $600.

Posted by: mikeski at December 06, 2022 09:46 PM (P1f+c)

421 TX Rangers are going to supervise election in Harris Co, 2024.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 06, 2022 09:47 PM (2VlcY)

422 he Democrats have gone 4 for 4 on close Senate races that the fundamentals say they should have lost.

===


old fundamentals are not longer valid; we have new fundamentals

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:47 PM (V13WU)

423 @402

>>K. McCarthy is on TV chattering on that the GOP must educate the voters that they need to vote.


It's no longer a game of votes, it's a game of chasing ballots and stuffing as much paper into envelopes and tabulators as possible with an R on it.

That's it. That's all it is now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2022 09:47 PM (up/3i)

424 Fulton has reported 122 of 442 precincts.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2022 09:48 PM (yQpMk)

425 Does Walker run if he isn't encouraged to do so by Trump and promised Trump's endorsement?

Posted by: mikeybates at December 06, 2022 09:48 PM (/Etlj)

426 Aluminum is just like Magnesum, Chromum, Zirconum, Rhodum, and a good numbers of others.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2022 09:48 PM (xhaym)

427 423 he Democrats have gone 4 for 4 on close Senate races that the fundamentals say they should have lost.
===
old fundamentals are not longer valid; we have new fundamentals
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:47 PM (V13WU)

Dems are allowed to break the laws of mathematics.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:48 PM (ynpvh)

428 Ratshitberger and his chubby sidekick Gabe Sterling are "Republican" snakes. I'd love to see what Dominion paid them to install their machines here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2022 09:48 PM (ptqGC)

429 Fox has Warnock up again
huh

Posted by: DB at December 06, 2022 09:49 PM (geLO8)

430 410 @378 Lost in Space. I was there too and was referring to Paul Berhens (sp?) He was the Dem Party Chair and Dem Crybaby. Of course Dean Logan running King Co elections ( He’s in LA now running their system) f’d things over as well.
Posted by: Rex B

Dean Logan is working his magic in LA. The DA there got recalled and suddenly and magically 200K signatures out something like 750K were invalidated by him. The recall team is trying to review the rejected ballots and Logan will not give them proper access to the voter database and is limiting them to notepads and pens when examining the database. It is estimated the examination will take a couple years to complete. That for me is a pretty good indicator of how corrupt that 2004 election was and manipulated.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 06, 2022 09:49 PM (c1mVn)

431 Posted by: mikeski at December 06, 2022 09:44 PM (P1f+c)

.....

Who knows. Every place is different.

When I'm watching county election returns here locally in Tennessee, the % is the percentage of precincts that are in.

So my county has 15 precincts, so when 5 precincts votes have been counted, they say 33%.

Even though really when early votes are posted at the start, somewhere around 60% of the total votes are actually posted.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 06, 2022 09:49 PM (Cwpb3)

432 The only real chance is if the rural counties are also sitting on ballots and waiting for Fulton to report. Not looking at which counties have reported so no idea.

Yeah *slaps self* go find something else to do. I don't need more of this aggravation.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 06, 2022 09:49 PM (5p7BC)

433 NYT fixed its model and now it's telling me that dem has >95% of winning.

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:49 PM (V13WU)

434 Fulton has reported 122 of 442 precincts.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2022 09:48 PM (yQpMk)

They're deliberately sitting on their ballots until the end. 🤬🤬

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2022 09:50 PM (ptqGC)

435 "360 Wonder how the Stalin museum at his birthplace is doing, or if it's still there. Probably. His WWII command rail car was there, that was fun. You could sit in the seats at the table.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2022 09:32 PM (OTzUX)"

woulda been cool, but under current whatever, so not gonna happen ... oh well, join the infinite list of shit i didn't do ... and fuck right the hell off affirm ?

*spits, just befuckencause, affirm?*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 06, 2022 09:50 PM (j3SBD)

436 419 I feel like we are pretty safe right now in Alabama but worry about the number of people retiring here from the north bringing their politics with them. Our little town on the gulf coast has grown beyond its resources. We still seem to be holding on to the small town feel. I love our little area,the cottages and the big southern homes, the oak lined streets with Spanish moss hanging off. We still speak to each other here on our porches, people get out a walk. But it’s always a worry.

Posted by: Piper at December 06, 2022 09:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

437 434 NYT fixed its model and now it's telling me that dem has >95% of winning.

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:49 PM (V13WU)

:::cackling:::

Posted by: Hillary at December 06, 2022 09:51 PM (ynpvh)

438 >Is there anything in the country, or in the world, that isn't rigged?
Posted by: davidt at December 06, 2022 09:46 PM (oTZbj)

🎵 Everybody knows... 🎵

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at December 06, 2022 09:51 PM (dReA3)

439 Yeah *slaps self* go find something else to do. I don't need more of this aggravation.

==

Oh, come on, just this once...

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:51 PM (V13WU)

440 429 Ratshitberger and his chubby sidekick Gabe Sterling are "Republican" snakes. I'd love to see what Dominion paid them to install their machines here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2022 09:48 PM
Jane, you don't expect them to send their spawn to UGA do you? They must attend Ivy League.

Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2022 09:51 PM (0OP+5)

441 Is there anything in the country, or in the world, that isn't rigged?
Posted by: davidt at December 06, 2022 09:46 PM (oTZbj)

This.
This is a good question.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 06, 2022 09:51 PM (AbL8c)

442 Our little town on the gulf coast has grown beyond its resources.

You are also in Fairhope, right?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2022 09:52 PM (yQpMk)

443 Off sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2022 09:52 PM (ynpvh)

444 there might still be 50-60k still untapped between DeKalb and Fulton...but what do I know..

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2022 09:53 PM (V13WU)

445 ONT

Posted by: DB at December 06, 2022 09:53 PM (geLO8)

446 I feel like we are pretty safe right now in Alabama but worry about the number of people retiring here from the north bringing their politics with them. Our little town on the gulf coast has grown beyond its resources. We still seem to be holding on to the small town feel. I love our little area,the cottages and the big southern homes, the oak lined streets with Spanish moss hanging off. We still speak to each other here on our porches, people get out a walk. But it’s always a worry.
Posted by: Piper at December 06, 2022 09:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

Good luck. We've been in Chatham County, GA for 21+ years, and it's turned from red to blue. Too many transplants moving here who are vocal about turning us Dem. They are the worst.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2022 09:53 PM (ptqGC)

447 Ratshitberger and his chubby sidekick Gabe Sterling are "Republican" snakes.

That's insulting to snakes. Snakes are God's creatures, after all.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 06, 2022 09:53 PM (AbL8c)

448 I remember when I knew, at least to sight, a significant fraction of the people in town.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2022 09:53 PM (yQpMk)

449 @419

>>Is there anything in the country, or in the world, that isn't rigged?

I don't think record companies dole out payola anymore because all music sucks and you can pretty much stream whatever you want now.

So, there's that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2022 09:53 PM (up/3i)

450 I have decided to own Virginia.
Posted by: ZOD

Too many blue meanies . They probably make lousy slaves. Probably not a lot of Virgins either

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at December 06, 2022 09:54 PM (QG4G3)

451 Of course, that was when we had eight police officers, and that included the Chief and the dispatcher.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2022 09:54 PM (yQpMk)

452 443 yes, I thought we might be neighbors! My business is in Fairhope, I actually live in Olde Towne Daphne.

Posted by: Piper at December 06, 2022 09:55 PM (ZdaMQ)

453 Welp, I'm out. This is exhausting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2022 09:55 PM (ptqGC)

454 "Atlanta counties total % in keeps falling - from 80% just an hour ago down to...~55% and going down - wtf? This is pretty bad." Posted by: Boswell

rope-a-dope? "Oh look, we are down and out ... no, just kidding, we can produce 110% turnout, 98% Dem if need be."

idk, it looks worse for them if they have to cheat more, but more, and MORE and incredible MORE they will, does not matter, they control the levers of power. If it is ugly and obvious ... oh well, so be it.

WAR. (but real war does not happen till real collapse and that might be too late, idk)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2022 09:55 PM (Cus5s)

455 443 yes, I thought we might be neighbors! My business is in Fairhope, I actually live in Olde Towne Daphne.
Posted by: Piper at December 06, 2022 09:55 PM (ZdaMQ)



Olde Towne Daphne is nice. I like Montrose too, but it is rapidly changing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2022 09:56 PM (yQpMk)

456 Yeah - Altanta counties went from some 90% counted - down to 55% - they are now only up to around 71% counted - they know how this it down. Fulton went from 230 of 244 precincts reported to suddenly down to 124 precincts reported - in about 10 minutes - this has got to stop at some point.

Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2022 09:56 PM (+Cgut)

457 We’re doomed.

And Nood

Posted by: Rex B at December 06, 2022 09:57 PM (XwgAM)

458 Two watermelons roll into a bar...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2022 09:58 PM (63Dwl)

459 Aluminum is just like Magnesum, Chromum, Zirconum, Rhodum, and a good numbers of others.
Posted by: Kindltot


While Aluminium is just like Lanthanium, Molybdenium, and Platinium.

Posted by: mikeski at December 06, 2022 09:58 PM (P1f+c)

460 The Georgia SOS has some pretty good data, though it seems to lag a bit.

I am laughing at Fulton precincts with 4 votes for Walker and 350 for Warlock.

Bitter laughter.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2022 10:00 PM (yQpMk)

461 We will see what happens with the building moratorium!

Posted by: Piper at December 06, 2022 10:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

462 "Yeah *slaps self* go find something else to do. I don't need more of this aggravation." Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270)

ha, yeah, the Dale Carnegie method for dealing with ? stress ... "what is the worst that could happen?" Accept that and then live with it. heh

So maybe that is the SMOD approach, but I think hoping for better, while recognizing the evil .. is still OK. Appreciate your "real vote" analysis, in the face of the steal vote realities. Not sure how to analyze those as one ... but real polls (and your analysis of those) still tell us a lot, even if it is stolen.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2022 10:02 PM (Cus5s)

463 We will see what happens with the building moratorium!
Posted by: Piper

Only condominums from now on?

Posted by: Rex B at December 06, 2022 10:05 PM (xIkSP)

464 ys that the votes left are largely DEM. Is that right? Not looking for “they will find the votes.” More just asking an honest question.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at December 06, 2022 09:31 PM (T6NRc)

You may not be looking for they will find the votes, but they will find the votes is looking for you.

Posted by: ... at December 06, 2022 10:15 PM (ElYwz)

465 360 Wonder how the Stalin museum at his birthplace is doing, or if it's still there. Probably. His WWII command rail car was there, that was fun. You could sit in the seats at the table.

Betcha the local big shots are really sad that the Fuhrerbunker got blown up and filled in. Think of all the money from the guided tours and nearby hotel and restaurant business! "Come see where Adolf died!"

Posted by: azjaeger at December 06, 2022 10:15 PM (3/XaG)

466 464 in case you come back, no new houses except what was already approved. Supposedly.

Posted by: Piper at December 06, 2022 10:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

467 Daily Mail has called it for Warlock

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