Quick Hits

Semi-permanent CNN and MSNBC guest host Michael Avenatti has been sentenced to fourteen years for, if I understand this right, being "almost too presidential."


Twitter told the FEC that none of its decision makers communicated with the Biden campaign about the Hunter Biden story.

We now know they lied.

I'm sure the Justice Department is preparing charging documents at this very moment.

Glenn Greenwald has a good thread responding to the media's attempt to downplay the Twitter Files revelation.

He makes a point that rebuts something I said on Friday. On Friday, I got pissed at Taibbi for saying there was "no government involvement" in the Hunter Biden laptop story. Greenwald notes that many leftwingers pick up on this quote, and says that they all misinterpreted it, as did I (by implication):

He says Taibbi is saying that while the claimed justification for censoring the story was foreign hacks and document dumps, there was "no government involvement" that he could detect in the leak of the story. And so, he was referring to the leak of the story, not to "no government involvement" in the decision to censor the story.

I don't know if that's correct, but it seems important enough to point out.

Commenter Seldom says this about Breitbart's claims about the Legacy Media Protection Act, which I adopted as my own:

67 I actually read the bill in question. I don't think it does what Brietbart says it does. It allows Digital Publishers to negotiate as a bloc with Content Providers who provide access the publishers materials. The target for this bill isn't Twitter, it's Google. This is a shot at Google Scholar, News, and Books, all of which bypass paywalls. Twitter does not. (I don't know about Facebook.)

To the best of my knowledge, Twitter doesn't (as a corporate entity) directly redistribute Publisher content. Publishers and private individuals do that when they post. Musk has talked about some sort of paywall bypass, and this would allow publishers to negotiate that as a bloc with Twitter if he went forward with that.

This would also explain why Jim Jordan is against it, as he is (allegedly) a wholly owned Google subsidiary.
Posted by: Seldom

Well, I guess we'll have to see. The Breitbart article is not about what the law says it will do, but what it actually will do and what it does not prevent this new Authorized Monopoly from doing by explicitly forbidding it.

But let me point out this much: We, actual conservatives, have been screaming that we are being abused by social media monopolies for ten years. Establishment corporatist pricks like McConnell have told us to piss up a rope for ten fucking years, telling us that "private corporations can do whatever they want," and the government must not ever interfere.

Now gigantic leftwing media corporations which do everything they can to destroy the Republican Party and the American Way of Life say that they are being abused by the social media monopolies' use of their copyrighted material, and now, does McConnell say, "private corporations can do whatever they please, go piss up a rope"?

No. Now he says, "Oh, you gigantic corporations are being abused? Let me pass a law that creates a special exemption for you so that you can band together as a monopoly without triggering anti-trust laws so that you can fight the monopoly predations of the social media monopolies."

So apparently it is possible to get some relief from government if you're being abused by social media monopolies from Bitch McConnell: You just have to be gigantic legacy media corporations valued at trillions of dollars in aggregate, and you have to oppose the Republican Party with every fiber of your being.

If you're like me, or you, or Breitbart, or Libs of TikTok, or Babylon Bee, or Stephen Crowder: Well all of us can piss up a rope, because private corporations can do whatever they want.

Do you understand, now, Plebes? Sometimes the Free Market "needs a little help" and in those cases, Mitch McConnell will ride to the rescue and help the Free Market with a New Law that will help some of his Behemoth Corporate Friends against some of his other Behemoth Corporate Friends.

But other times, as when people who don't have money are being abused by all of his Behemoth Corporate Friends colluding together, then the Free Market is working absolutely perfectly and just as the God of Economics intended, and in that case, you can go piss up a rope.

So, the lesson is, if you want something from the GOP Establishment: You should either become rich, become a corporation, or just become a Democrat, because they're the only people the GOPe is interested in doing favors for. It's easiest to just become a Democrat.

So that's what I'm thinking I'm going to do. Why fight for a party that literally hates me?

CNN: "Some want you to think" that Twitter's censorship of the Hunter Biden story "was Big Tech censorship."


Yoel Roth says he decided to ban Trump from Twitter due to the "trauma" that Twitter employees -- "front-line censorship officers," in other words -- experienced covering January 6.

The media NPCs had one coordinated response to Matt Taibbi on Friday night: He was "doing PR" for "the world's richest man." A huge number of NPCs repeated this software update.

Greenwald points out that the bulk of the NPCs repeating the "Taibbi is just doing PR for the world's richest man" meme... are themselves just doing PR for the CIA and FBI and DOJ.

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The typing game program is available here. I have not downloaded it and cannot vouch for it or tell you it's not a hard-drive wiping virus.

Posted by: Ace at 06:46 PM




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1 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2022 06:47 PM (qoGsy)

2 Who said Avennatti would be a good presidential candidate. His eyes need to be gouged out and his tongue cut out.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 05, 2022 06:48 PM (eGTCV)

3 Maybe Avenatti can be the president of cell block D. Or the prom queen.

Posted by: huerfano at December 05, 2022 06:49 PM (dTFZY)

4 Greenwald points out that the bulk of the NPCs repeating the "Taibbi is just doing PR for the world's richest man" meme... are themselves just doing PR for the CIA and FBI and DOJ.

Greenwald and others are learning that most people on the left were never upset with the notion of the CIA and the like doing objectively bad things. They were all always upset it wasn't making them rich and powerful.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2022 06:49 PM (ESjRY)

5 Yoel should change his name to Yodel.

Posted by: JT at December 05, 2022 06:49 PM (T4tVD)

6 Go Elon!

FJB!

Posted by: Zeera. 'We want fun and we wanna get wasted!' at December 05, 2022 06:50 PM (xsmst)

7 >>>5 Yoel should change his name to Yodel.

I think his throat is already advertised that way, tbh

Posted by: ace at December 05, 2022 06:50 PM (C1Zwz)

8 She's a Pip! Must be a lot older than I thought.

Charlie Spiering@charliespiering
Joe Biden fondly recalls a Gladys Knight performance from 1919

https://bit.ly/3XYkV8Q

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I wonder if she sang Midnight Riverboat To Georgia.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 05, 2022 06:52 PM (FVME7)

9 >>>I wonder if she sang Midnight Riverboat To Georgia.


I see what you did there but they had trains in 1919, man.

Posted by: ace at December 05, 2022 06:53 PM (C1Zwz)

10 So looking at the Uke soldier-ette video, that's about the most expensive lap dance of all time isn't it? We've given them how many tens of billions of dollars?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2022 06:53 PM (ESjRY)

11 and you have to oppose the Republican Party with every fiber of your being
No, Ace. You simply have to oppose any non-Progressive element of the party with every fiber of your being. Voting for Mittens is OK. Voting for a disruptor like Trump or Desantis is the big no-no.

Posted by: GWB at December 05, 2022 06:54 PM (Od0u9)

12 Morning Pikachu Dance.
.......

Your tax dollares atwerk.

Posted by: wth at December 05, 2022 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

13 Why won't Mr. O'Spades link to my David French Teaches Cvcking game?

Posted by: David French at December 05, 2022 06:54 PM (a3Q+t)

14 Establishment corporatist pricks like McConnell have told us to piss up a rope for ten fucking years, telling us that "private corporations can do whatever they want," and the government must not ever interfere.

Fuck me, blah. Shall I count the names of the nics that constantly show up, every single topic, to scream that "a private company can do as they wish" ?

I got schooled, during the height of the 'Rona, about how "that store can dictate you hope backward on one foot, if they choose".

What you say is true. Ignoring that others here STILL say it's true pisses me off.

Posted by: Jaguar at December 05, 2022 06:55 PM (/gpPe)

15 David Lynch teaches typing...lol

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 05, 2022 06:55 PM (OX9vb)

16 Who said Avennatti would be a good presidential candidate. His eyes need to be gouged out and his tongue cut out.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler?


That was Tater himself.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2022 06:55 PM (IyrhE)

17 Meta is about to be fined over €2 billion by the EDPB. Maybe Jim Jordan can give them a call and see if he can get it reduced for them.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2022 06:55 PM (pIKd9)

18 That was Tater himself.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2022 06:55 PM (IyrhE)

Oh. Gouging out his eyes would take time.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 05, 2022 06:56 PM (eGTCV)

19 Oh. Gouging out his eyes would take time.

Get one of those nice peelers with the handle. Barely and inconvenience.

Posted by: Jaguar at December 05, 2022 06:57 PM (/gpPe)

20 Women dancing for the billions of $$$$ we're laundering into Ukraine so they'll kill people that threaten the regime's hegemony ==== tiktok nurses dancing while patients are ventilated to death


I can't really point to which one is more horrible

Posted by: banana Dream at December 05, 2022 06:58 PM (PY/t0)

21 Speaking of Lynch, Al Strobel died. He was one armed Mike in Twin Peaks. He had a great voice.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 05, 2022 06:58 PM (UQUAY)

22 The next person who tells me McConnell should get accolades for doing his job and getting judges confirmed, gets a throat punch. Same for anyone saying Trump's recent comments on the constitution were laudable.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2022 06:58 PM (pIKd9)

23 Scrolling through comments in the previous thread, I had just got to thinking this is a silly thing, when's the next thread?

Next comment I read was "Nood." Very timely.

Posted by: mindful webworker - time is never lost ... but we may be at December 05, 2022 06:59 PM (ejdGR)

24 It's No Joke Department from the Bee.

DNC, Media Collude To Suppress Story About DNC, Media Colluding To Suppress Story

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 05, 2022 07:00 PM (FVME7)

25 Incarcerate, ban, censor, fine, mute, cover up and rape.

It's all the smooth brained democrats live for.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2022 07:00 PM (R/m4+)

26 Scrolling through comments in the previous thread, I had just got to thinking this is a silly thing, when's the next thread?

Folks ready to get to the mid day meal, while reading the paper and the odd bit about Fort Sumpter, probably felt the same way.

Posted by: Jaguar at December 05, 2022 07:01 PM (/gpPe)

27 Even if Seldom's interpretation is correct (I have no opinion and would have to read further to formulate one), the bottom line is a benefit will be extended to media monopolies TO KEEP THE UKRAINE GRIFT FLOWING. I mean...what the fuck?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 05, 2022 07:01 PM (kJLpK)

28 Gotta say, those Ukrainian Army soldiers are a happy & upbeat bunch.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 05, 2022 07:02 PM (W+kMI)

29 We've got guys who can't get the right gear or enough training and we're sending billions to these Ukrainian assholes so they can dance around like idiots.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2022 07:03 PM (pIKd9)

30 1:53 minutes of the MFM sucking off Avenatti... starting with Bill Maher...

https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/
1599879929709363200

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 05, 2022 07:03 PM (Vwz3I)

31 HELLOOO HORDE
howse y'all doin?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 05, 2022 07:04 PM (Kd4bG)

32 Sometimes the old ways are the best ways.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 05, 2022 07:04 PM (eGTCV)

33 Amen Marcus T.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at December 05, 2022 07:05 PM (oWBc3)

34 Greg Price @greg_price11 · 2h
Since Michael Avenatti has been sentenced to 14 more years in jail, I am once again obligated to remind the internet of the time Ana Navarro compared him to the Holy Spirit.

https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/
1599881636513914887

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 05, 2022 07:06 PM (Vwz3I)

35 The media NPCs had one coordinated response to Matt Taibbi on Friday night: He was "doing PR" for "the world's richest man." A huge number of NPCs repeated this software update.

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Not everyone, as there was at least one deviation:

Taibbi was doing PR work for "the world's richest white supremacist!"

[Heard on Glenn Beck's radio show this morning, and can only find one online reference right now (to a Barry Jacobsen tweet).]

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 05, 2022 07:06 PM (K3TEc)

36
CNN: "Some want you to think" that Twitter's censorship of the Hunter Biden story "was Big Tech censorship."

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YD: "Some want you to think" that a pattern of extremely outlandish sex crimes in America's newsrooms is not indicative of a "culture of corruption and perversion among G-d's most repulsive creation: the journalists."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 05, 2022 07:07 PM (oINRc)

37 4 Greenwald points out that the bulk of the NPCs repeating the "Taibbi is just doing PR for the world's richest man" meme... are themselves just doing PR for the CIA and FBI and DOJ.

Greenwald and others are learning that most people on the left were never upset with the notion of the CIA and the like doing objectively bad things. They were all always upset it wasn't making them rich and powerful.
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Back in the good old days of the Church hearings and all of that, the Left was upset at the CIA. That was because the CIA was not full of Leftists, and therefore took actions against the targets the Leftists would have liked. Likewise the CIA more or less followed its charter and stayed out of domestic politics despite all of the movie plots that said otherwise. But then the Leftists succeeded in taking over the teaching positions of the Ivy League (an employment pool for the Letter Agencies) and Leftists filled the ranks of the CIA. Then the conspiracy movies became true, but that was okay now, because the CIA was now doing what the Left wanted.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 05, 2022 07:07 PM (W+kMI)

38 >>>Ana Navarro compared him to the Holy Spirit.

In fairness, Ana Navarro calls Marshmallow Fluff the Holy Spirt, so.

Posted by: ace at December 05, 2022 07:08 PM (C1Zwz)

39 Must be great being Ukraine. A war so great you just have to dance.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 05, 2022 07:08 PM (anj39)

40 11 ...and you have to oppose the Republican Party with every fiber of your being... No, Ace. You simply have to oppose any non-Progressive element of the party with every fiber of your being. Voting for Mittens is OK. Voting for a disruptor like Trump or Desantis is the big no-no.

This^^^^ For as Laurence Tribe quoted today on Twitter from the Bulwark+, Terminating the Constitution by Charlie Skyes:

In the last 2 weeks, Trump pledged solidarity with the Jan 6 rioters, dined with 2 Holocaust-denying fans of Hitler, and called for terminating the Constitution. Yet he remains the front-runner and clear favorite for the GOP nomination president in 2024.

Posted by: Lola at December 05, 2022 07:08 PM (NIYa7)

41 What PDT actually said was perfectly true.
the Constitution is routinely violated by the powers that be and there seems to be no recourse.

throat punch?
come at me, bro.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 05, 2022 07:09 PM (j3SBD)

42 *thinks


Big Tech v Legacy....hmmm, I want to see this war.

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2022 07:10 PM (V13WU)

43
When G-d was making the universe, I think he may have gotten drunk and accidentally tipped out the entirety of the remaining beakers of Concentrated Cocksmoker and Reagent Retard into the journalist bucket.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 05, 2022 07:10 PM (oINRc)

44 >>>Ana Navarro compared him to the Holy Spirit.

In fairness, Ana Navarro calls Marshmallow Fluff the Holy Spirt, so.
Posted by: ace at December 05

Snort. Funny

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 05, 2022 07:10 PM (eGTCV)

45 what exdem13 said @37 is spot-on.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 05, 2022 07:11 PM (j3SBD)

46 Will Tater now try and get thrown in prison so he can comfort Avanatti?

Posted by: Ian S. at December 05, 2022 07:11 PM (zm+d5)

47 Ukraine dancing soldier -wasn't she a covid dancing nurse?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 05, 2022 07:11 PM (Kd4bG)

48 The next person who tells me McConnell should get accolades for doing his job and getting judges confirmed, gets a throat punch. Same for anyone saying Trump's recent comments on the constitution were laudable.
Posted by: Marcus T


hi there! my name is chuck schumer and i think itch did a real fine job with thos judges.
- charles schumer (d-head)

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 05, 2022 07:12 PM (3CCua)

49 Tom Elliott@tomselliott
Weeks after falsely predicting the Club Q attack was an anti-LGBT hate crime, MSNBC is now claiming — again w/o a scintilla of evidence — that the hacking of a North Carolina electrical substation was orchestrated by anti-trans activists

https://bit.ly/3B7aKFh
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The unmitigated hatred of parents who don't want their children groomed knows no bounds.

Also . . .

Huh: Virginia restaurant cancels a Christian ministry’s private party at the last minute as staffers felt unsafe

https://bit.ly/3FsWOrC
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It was probably the human sacrifices that discomforted them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 05, 2022 07:12 PM (FVME7)

50 Ask me how I became a Democrat in 2008.

... Waiting ...

Nevermind asking. Hillary Clinton was running against some loser douchebag named, ... I forget. I could not stand the idea of the twat who stole from the White House when she carpetbagged over to NY to take over Daniel Patrick Moynihan's Senate seat. Texas did NOT have a Demoncratic primary, and so, to participate in the caucus I had to switch from fence sitting independent to the full-on libtarded donkey party. Now I am a proud member of The Party of slavery, Jim Crow, and crypto.

I would have gladly supported Michael Avenatti against Trump in 2020; but, butt, he had already been caught. So, I "had" to support Tom (2020) Sty-in-the-eyer instead.

Posted by: Marooned at December 05, 2022 07:12 PM (w6hJ9)

51 29 We've got guys who can't get the right gear or enough training and we're sending billions to these Ukrainian assholes so they can dance around like idiots.
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Given that Ukraine has survived as an intact nation (more or less) to Christmas this year, their soldiers can dance a little. I'm more critical about all the money that was sent to Zelensky and friends in Kiev for no discernable purpose, and no discernable accounting.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 05, 2022 07:12 PM (W+kMI)

52 Must be great being Ukraine. A war so great you just have to dance.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 05, 2022 07:08 PM (anj39)

The Russians should move sound trucks, playing disco hits, to the front lines. When the music plays, the Uke army will jump up to get down, whereupon the Russkies can shoot them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2022 07:12 PM (tkR6S)

53 When Glenn Greenwald is a Voice of Sanity

Look out

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 05, 2022 07:13 PM (ymkqy)

54 Ana Navarro compared him to the Holy Spirit.

In fairness, Ana Navarro calls Marshmallow Fluff the Holy Spirt, so.
Posted by: ace at December 05

Snort. Funny
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 05, 2022 07:10 PM (eGTCV)
***

I'm thinking too much sacramental wine.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 05, 2022 07:13 PM (anj39)

55 "Well, I guess we'll have to see. The Breitbart article is not about what the law says it will do, but what it actually will do and what it does not prevent this new Authorized Monopoly from doing by explicitly forbidding it."


Ninety-nine percent of bills enacted into law nowadays seriously harm this county and a majority of the citizens. One way or another. By the new laws and regulations the act establishes, and/or economically.

I didn't say 100 percent because I assume the acts that name post offices and the like are not harmful. I am probably wrong.

Posted by: Gref at December 05, 2022 07:13 PM (AMIL/)

56 The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man points and laughs at how fat Ana Navarro is.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2022 07:13 PM (pIKd9)

57 IT's not a war

When a 'soldier' can dance and prance in the snow followed by posting it to social media.

Assuming they are even in Ukraine. Where is Green Helmet Guy anyway?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 05, 2022 07:14 PM (ymkqy)

58
The next person who tells me McConnell should get accolades for doing his job and getting judges confirmed, gets a throat punch.

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I haven't been quite that aggressive, but I've been pretty damned adamant about that myself. For about eight years now.

But I was assured "judges and parliamentary legerdemain and he's the bestest SML we can expect to get."

Feh. He's a leathery old crook Commie and it's been plain as day since the jump. KY - Be Better.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 05, 2022 07:14 PM (oINRc)

59 As I noted in prior thread, Avenatti/Bankman -Fried in 2040. Plus Ana Navarro can take the holy spirit donuts in jail. Nah who am I kidding, donuts go to Ana to die

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 05, 2022 07:15 PM (W1h4/)

60 How can any sane person not regard fatty Ana with complete and utter contempt? The woman has a remarkably repulsive quality.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 05, 2022 07:15 PM (eGTCV)

61 Imo, Greenwald has been brave, too. Today, he's also tweeted, in part,

If anything happens to Matt -- or to anyone who praised and approvingly cited his story -- we'll know exactly who will have that blood on their hands: the pundits and media employees who spent 4 straight days purposely inciting intense hatred toward Matt and his reporting.

Posted by: Lola at December 05, 2022 07:15 PM (NIYa7)

62 " ... no discernable purpose, and no discernable accounting. "

government by the Best & Brightest in a nutshell.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 05, 2022 07:15 PM (j3SBD)

63 Wonder if the "David Lynch Teaches Typing" program only operates on Fridays? https://twitter.com/DLEveryFriday

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 05, 2022 07:15 PM (XEl8M)

64
Whenever a journalist gets a paycheck, an angel vomits blood.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 05, 2022 07:16 PM (oINRc)

65 true, & scary, innit Anna ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 05, 2022 07:16 PM (j3SBD)

66 Who said Avennatti would be a good presidential candidate. His eyes need to be gouged out and his tongue cut out.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 05, 2022 06:48 PM

Not before that dumb fuck who compared him to the Holy Spirit is introduced to All The Otters.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 05, 2022 07:16 PM (Wnv9h)

67 Avenatti was a great distraction for them. Now not so much.

Posted by: torabora at December 05, 2022 07:16 PM (aGlce)

68 "Given that Ukraine has survived as an intact nation (more or less) to Christmas this year, their soldiers can dance a little. I'm more critical about all the money that was sent to Zelensky and friends in Kiev for no discernable purpose, and no discernable accounting.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 05, 2022 07:12 PM (W+kMI)"

If correct, Ordnance and weapons are already being reported as in the hands of certain terror groups/insurgencies. The entire country is corrupt and that includes the military.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2022 07:16 PM (pIKd9)

69 IT's not a war

When a 'soldier' can dance and prance in the snow followed by posting it to social media.

Posted by: Anna Puma

It wasn't snow; but, I guess you never saw Auzzie's in an Olongapo bar.
If there had been social media at the time *I* would have posted it!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 05, 2022 07:17 PM (DGu1s)

70 What PDT actually said was perfectly true.
the Constitution is routinely violated by the powers that be and there seems to be no recourse.
throat punch?
come at me, bro.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 05, 2022 07:09 PM (j3SBD)

Concur.

Conscription, The Income Tax, The Civil Rights Act Of 1964, Undeclared Foreign Wars, All Of The Alphabet Agencies, Welfare/Social Security/Medicare/Medicaid, ObamaCare and Rape.

All unconstitutional.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2022 07:17 PM (R/m4+)

71 Ana Navarro - full of Otter Nonsense?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 05, 2022 07:18 PM (ymkqy)

72 lol, YD!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 05, 2022 07:18 PM (j3SBD)

73 If two people of average intelligence reading the same law can’t agree as to what the law says, then it’s a badly-written law.

Badly-written laws are usually badly written on purpose, and are therefore bad laws whose only purpose is mischief.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 05, 2022 07:18 PM (atmen)

74 I was gonna call her Santa Ana just to be a dick, but then i realized that this tub of manteca makes Ol' Saint Nick look downright svelte.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2022 07:18 PM (9UlRk)

75 Did I say 'Auzzies' what a faux pau, I meant Seals of course.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 05, 2022 07:18 PM (DGu1s)

76
Concur.

Conscription, The Income Tax, The Civil Rights Act Of 1964, Undeclared Foreign Wars, All Of The Alphabet Agencies, Welfare/Social Security/Medicare/Medicaid, ObamaCare and Rape.

All unconstitutional.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2022 07:17 PM (R/m4+)

Income tax has a specific amendment to permit it.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 05, 2022 07:19 PM (eYoxG)

77 What the hell? what did I ever do to anyone.

Posted by: The Rope at December 05, 2022 07:19 PM (r+Hib)

78 Given that Ukraine has survived as an intact nation

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um, WUT ?? 20% of its former post '92 territory is now Russia, the rest is a mess and unable to fend for itself. Most industry is gone, bombed out and it is surviving only because US and EU is feeding it. The only asset it now has is bodies. So they are selling it.


Or were you mking a funny joke ?k

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2022 07:19 PM (V13WU)

79 Ana Navarro - full of Otter Nonsense?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 05, 2022 07:18 PM

Thank you for reminding me what said dumb fuck's name is. Full of otter something, anyway.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 05, 2022 07:19 PM (Wnv9h)

80 I never realized David Lynch fans were big proponents of hallucinogenics.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 05, 2022 07:20 PM (geVLo)

81 So a field full of cocaine? Sure looks like snow for that 'Pikachu' dance

Seals are pinnipeds. SEALs are BUDS graduates.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 05, 2022 07:21 PM (ymkqy)

82 "Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 05, 2022 07:09 PM (j3SBD) "

Don't be so fucking misleading. He said it in direct reference to his loss in the last election. Nothing else. Because it's always about him.

Yes, let's change the constitution because Trump lost. That's the ticket to winning. Right.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2022 07:21 PM (pIKd9)

83 When Glenn Greenwald is a Voice of Sanity

Look out

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 05, 2022 07:13 PM (ymkqy)

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"Here, hold my "Ye 2024" MNGA red cap." -- Alex Jones

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 05, 2022 07:21 PM (K3TEc)

84 That shyster always looked to me like the kind of cretin that gets married for the sole purpose of having someone in his life on whom to take his day out.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2022 07:21 PM (9UlRk)

85 Seals are pinnipeds. SEALs are BUDS graduates.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I stand humbly corrected.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 05, 2022 07:22 PM (DGu1s)

86 How will Stormy ever get her lawyers fees back if Avenatti is in prison for 14 years? Those two deserve each other. The only justice Trump has gotten for the last seven years of crap he’s endured.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 05, 2022 07:22 PM (ghxo4)

87 When Glenn Greenwald is a Voice of Sanity

==


Yeah, it takes courage to think like him and live a life like him.

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2022 07:23 PM (V13WU)

88 57 IT's not a war

When a 'soldier' can dance and prance in the snow followed by posting it to social media.
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I remember an engraved illustration from a Civil War story entitled "Rabbit in Camp". It showed a mob of CSA soldiers gleefully chasing a cottontail through their camp. Given how undersupplied Confederate armies often were, that rabbit had better have run very fast!

Posted by: exdem13 at December 05, 2022 07:23 PM (W+kMI)

89 "Given that Ukraine has survived as an intact nation (more or less) to Christmas this year, their soldiers can dance a little. I'm more critical about all the money that was sent to Zelensky and friends in Kiev for no discernable purpose, and no discernable accounting.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 05, 2022 07:12 PM (W+kMI)"

If correct, Ordnance and weapons are already being reported as in the hands of certain terror groups/insurgencies. The entire country is corrupt and that includes the military.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2022 07:16 PM (pIKd9)

Including the Russians themselves. Reportedly they have been sold a complete HIMARs and loads by someone in Ukraine.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 05, 2022 07:24 PM (eoQWY)

90 Ave, Natti.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 05, 2022 07:24 PM (atmen)

91 I would willingly pay to add to Avenatti's misery in jail.

Y'know those beds they make for six-year-old boys, the ones styled to look something like a race car?

Yeah, get him a scaled up version of one of those. And his P.J.s could look like a drivers' Nomex suit, but the "sponsorship" labels sewn all over it would be from such as Smith & Wesson Handcuffs, Purina Prisoner Chow, Adibas Prison Slide Shoos, and etc.

His cellblock will come to hate him, because I've programmed their 0600 wake-up on the P.A. to be the old "Go Speed Racer!" cartoon theme song.

TORTURE. HIM!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 05, 2022 07:24 PM (e6UQI)

92 IT's not a war

When a 'soldier' can dance and prance in the snow followed by posting it to social media.

Assuming they are even in Ukraine. Where is Green Helmet Guy anyway?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 05, 2022 07:14 PM (ymkqy)

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Next you're gonna tell me that they orchestrate Zelenskyy in front green screens in their PsyOps.

Out: World War III.
In: World War Reddit.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 05, 2022 07:24 PM (K3TEc)

93 How will Stormy ever get her lawyers fees back if Avenatti is in prison for 14 years? Those two deserve each other. The only justice Trump has gotten for the last seven years of crap he’s endured.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 05, 2022 07:22 PM

This is why lawyers aren't supposed to sleep with their clients. It prevents double billing for what is essentially the same service.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 05, 2022 07:24 PM (Wnv9h)

94 90 Ave, Natti.

ave, natti > having natto

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at December 05, 2022 07:24 PM (v3pYe)

95 Assuming they are even in Ukraine. Where is Green Helmet Guy anyway?[/i


Then: Green Helmet Guy

Now: Green Screen Z-Guy

Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2022 07:25 PM (ESjRY)

96 The only time the front lines in the Great War even thought of being playful was the unofficial Christmas Truce of 1914.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 05, 2022 07:25 PM (ymkqy)

97 Ana Navarro needs to be dynamited on a beach in Oregon, just like the whale was.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 05, 2022 07:25 PM (a4EWo)

98 Thankfully i have no firsthand experience in the matter, but I've always imagined that most warfare is a whole lot of hurry up and wait, punctuated by occasional moments of frenetic insanity.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2022 07:25 PM (9UlRk)

99 Isn't "touch the bug by your keyboard" more of a Cronenberg joke?

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at December 05, 2022 07:25 PM (RKsh+)

100 I have yet to watch the new All is Quiet...

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2022 07:26 PM (V13WU)

101 I remember an engraved illustration from a Civil War story entitled "Rabbit in Camp". It showed a mob of CSA soldiers gleefully chasing a cottontail through their camp. Given how undersupplied Confederate armies often were, that rabbit had better have run very fast!
Posted by: exdem13 at December 05, 2022 07:23 PM (W+kMI)

When Jackson was doing his flank attack, 30000 odd men moving shoulder to shoulder in the Wilderness, aside from some scouts that were ignored by the brass the first warning was rabbits / deer / animals bolting out of the forest away from the CSA. Some USA troops were cheering or chasing the animals until they realized what this meant and the bullets started flying.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 05, 2022 07:26 PM (eoQWY)

102 His cellblock will come to hate him, because I've programmed their 0600 wake-up on the P.A. to be the old "Go Speed Racer!" cartoon theme song.

TORTURE. HIM!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 05, 2022 07:24 PM

1-877-Kars-4-kids.....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 05, 2022 07:26 PM (Wnv9h)

103 82 "Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 05, 2022 07:09 PM (j3SBD) "

Don't be so fucking misleading. He said it in direct reference to his loss in the last election. Nothing else. Because it's always about him.

Yes, let's change the constitution because Trump lost. That's the ticket to winning. Right.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2022 07:21 PM (pIKd9)

He didn't say to change the Constitution. He called for redoing or litigating the stolen election.

Screaming "but the rules" in a fraudulent election system is ridiculous. The rules have no recourse for fraud so we should respect fraudulent results?

Sure he's overly moderate relative to the Founders but at least he has the guts to call things out.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 05, 2022 07:26 PM (eYoxG)

104
I was gonna call her Santa Ana just to be a dick, but then i realized that this tub of manteca makes Ol' Saint Nick look downright svelte.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2022 07:18 PM (9UlRk)

Santa Anna was one of history's very worst statesmen, but I can only imagine Navarro would have been even worse.

LatAm would probably just be a gigantic crater full of coprolites and fossilized, half-eaten empanadas. A warning to the world about what happens when a people institutes a form of government that elevates its stupidest, ugliest hambeast to supreme power.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 05, 2022 07:26 PM (oINRc)

105 World War Rabbit?

As in down the rabbit hole

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 05, 2022 07:27 PM (ymkqy)

106 I've programmed their 0600 wake-up on the P.A. to be the old "Go Speed Racer!" cartoon theme song.

The horror...the horror.

Posted by: Zombie Colonel Kurtz at December 05, 2022 07:27 PM (Xrfse)

107 78

Or were you mking a funny joke ?k
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Sorry runner, I missed the big Roosian victory parade through Kiev while Zelensky got off the jet in Switzerland and Putin's people put out the big plan of how they were going to slice and dice the "reunited Ukraine" they had just rescued from "fascists".

Posted by: exdem13 at December 05, 2022 07:27 PM (W+kMI)

108 Speaking of which, Presidential elections have been handled in unConstitutional fashions several times in the past when there was controversy over the "results".

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 05, 2022 07:27 PM (eYoxG)

109 93 Hopefully he has a nice case of antibiotic resistant syphilis with a side helping of crabs from that skank.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 05, 2022 07:27 PM (ghxo4)

110 Sorry, that video of the female "soldier" makes me retch. Combines two of the worst things in this world: Dancing on social media while on the job, and Ukraine.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2022 07:28 PM (XfBY/)

111 Imo, Greenwald has been brave, too. Today, he's also tweeted, in part,

If anything happens to Matt -- or to anyone who praised and approvingly cited his story -- we'll know exactly who will have that blood on their hands: the pundits and media employees who spent 4 straight days purposely inciting intense hatred toward Matt and his reporting.

Posted by: Lola at December 05, 2022 07:15 PM (NIYa7)

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I'm guessing Elon is hiring numerous former Secret Service Agents like Bongino, and is having an EV version of The Beast manufactured for future use.

/"Elon Didn't Kill Himself, but the EV DID Unfortunately Spontaneously Catch Fire and Killed Him"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 05, 2022 07:28 PM (K3TEc)

112 Runner

If you are thinking of the recent German production of All Quiet on the Western Front, the Critical Drinker recommends it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 05, 2022 07:28 PM (ymkqy)

113 Assuming they are even in Ukraine. Where is Green Helmet Guy anyway?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 05, 2022 07:14 PM


If only The Ghost of Kiev were commenting with us, we might know.

Hopefully he hasn't gone the way of Red One.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 05, 2022 07:28 PM (a3Q+t)

114 Ana Navarro needs to be dynamited on a beach in Oregon, just like the whale was.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 05, 2022 07:25 PM

Have you no respect for the environment, madam?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 05, 2022 07:28 PM (Wnv9h)

115 Given that Ukraine has survived as an intact nation

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um, WUT ?? 20% of its former post '92 territory is now Russia, the rest is a mess and unable to fend for itself. Most industry is gone, bombed out and it is surviving only because US and EU is feeding it. The only asset it now has is bodies. So they are selling it.


Or were you mking a funny joke ?k
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2022 07:19 PM (V13WU)

I heard, not confirmed, that the area of Ukraine now occupied by Russia and incorporated was something like 90 percent of the pre war GDP.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 05, 2022 07:28 PM (eoQWY)

116 Huh: Virginia restaurant cancels a Christian ministry’s private party at the last minute as staffers felt unsafe

https://bit.ly/3FsWOrC
***

Um yeah. If every church within say, 15 miles were to blacklist this place, then the owners of this slop shop might change their minds.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 05, 2022 07:28 PM (anj39)

117 There was a guy who pissed someone off so much he had molten gold poured down his gullet.

Posted by: torabora at December 05, 2022 07:28 PM (aGlce)

118 60 How can any sane person not regard fatty Ana with complete and utter contempt? The woman has a remarkably repulsive quality.

quantity has a quality all it's own

Posted by: leonard nimoy's photo collection at December 05, 2022 07:29 PM (v3pYe)

119 True torture?

Oh No Yoko wake up call followed by "It's a Small World After All"

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 05, 2022 07:29 PM (ymkqy)

120 Sorry, that video of the female "soldier" makes me retch. Combines two of the worst things in this world: Dancing on social media while on the job, and Ukraine.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2022 07:28 PM (XfBY/)

The real shame is the men have to sit in Donbass towns under sustained artillery fire with no end in sight while REMF are taking twitter bows.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 05, 2022 07:30 PM (eoQWY)

121 96 The only time the front lines in the Great War even thought of being playful was the unofficial Christmas Truce of 1914.
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The not-at-all-playful high commands on both sides made sure that each succeeding Christmas on the Western Front had scheduled all-day bombardments. Can't have that sort of thing happening, what?

Posted by: exdem13 at December 05, 2022 07:31 PM (W+kMI)

122 There was a guy who pissed someone off so much he had molten gold poured down his gullet.
Posted by: torabora at December 05, 2022 07:28 PM (aGlce)

There were several, I'm pretty sure. One in China. One in... Lydia? Maybe?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2022 07:31 PM (9UlRk)

123 There was talk on an earlier thread about the worst Christmas songs.

Did Yoko ever do a Christmas song?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 05, 2022 07:31 PM (atmen)

124 Oh No Yoko wake up call followed by "It's a Small World After All"
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 05, 2022 07:29 PM


Meagan Markle is reportedly comparing herself with Yoko.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 05, 2022 07:31 PM (a3Q+t)

125 Ana Navarro needs to be dynamited on a beach in Oregon, just like the whale was.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 05, 2022 07:25 PM

Have you no respect for the environment, madam?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 05, 2022 07:28 PM (Wnv9h)

Make it a full meal deal: add in Stacey Abrams, Lizzo, and Meghan McCain. You could bill it as "Blubberpocalypse Now."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2022 07:31 PM (tkR6S)

126 If two people of average intelligence reading the same law can’t agree as to what the law says, then it’s a badly-written law.

Badly-written laws are usually badly written on purpose, and are therefore bad laws whose only purpose is mischief.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 05, 2022 07:18 PM (atmen)

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Absolutely. Objectively-written law is like a Cross to Dracula, and everything is written subjectively so arsehole lawyers like Bubba can "parse" their relativistic bullshit to get away with virtually everything from murder to treason.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 05, 2022 07:31 PM (K3TEc)

127 runner me either but it's supposed to be good

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2022 07:32 PM (xhxe8)

128 Sorry, that video of the female "soldier" makes me retch. Combines two of the worst things in this world: Dancing on social media while on the job, and Ukraine.

That is bigoted, misogynistic and homophobic. We stand with Ukraine!!!

Posted by: Dancing Tik-Tok Nurses at December 05, 2022 07:32 PM (Xrfse)

129 Make it a full meal deal: add in Stacey Abrams, Lizzo, and Meghan McCain. You could bill it as "Blubberpocalypse Now."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2022 07:31 PM

The horror...the horror....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 05, 2022 07:33 PM (Wnv9h)

130 I never realized David Lynch fans were big proponents of hallucinogenics.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 05, 2022 07:20 PM (geVLo)

I tried watching, and even for me as a big Lynch fanboi, I found it unwatchable, his explanation of how hallucinogens are going to change the world.

Or something.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2022 07:33 PM (XfBY/)

131 Meagan Markle is reportedly comparing herself with Yoko.

Let's us pray to the Almighty that the two never decide to go full naked together while singing a duet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 05, 2022 07:33 PM (ymkqy)

132 Off-topic sort of.
Got a card in the mail from Ameren, our S IL power company, with an offer for a Google Thermostat controllable from anywhere in the house (and I bet from Google, California). It requires access to my Internet connection via Wi-Fi. Sort of deceptively gives the impression it may be free but the very very small print mentions $129.99. I bet they hope to be able to even access my router and change things. I do have my admin session only available via Ethernet cable and not wi-fi.

Posted by: Ciampino - control is the name of the game at December 05, 2022 07:33 PM (qfLjt)

133 Make it a full meal deal: add in Stacey Abrams, Lizzo, and Meghan McCain. You could bill it as "Blubberpocalypse Now."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2022 07:31 PM (tkR6S)

Fuck me, man. Bunch of dippy college kids using Dawn liquid to scrub the blubber-chunks out of a bucket of baby ducklings.... gruesome.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2022 07:34 PM (9UlRk)

134 Sorry, that video of the female "soldier" makes me retch. Combines two of the worst things in this world: Dancing on social media while on the job, and Ukraine.

That is bigoted, misogynistic and homophobic. We stand with Ukraine!!!
Posted by: Dancing Tik-Tok Nurses at December 05, 2022 07:32 PM (Xrfse)

Get back to work!

YOU'RE NOT HEROES!!!!!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2022 07:34 PM (XfBY/)

135 "Did Yoko ever do a Christmas song?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus"

How could you tell?

Posted by: fd at December 05, 2022 07:34 PM (sn5EN)

136
If Ana Navarro ran a country, future archaeologists would be puzzling over the temple where 45 million people were cooked into chorizo. "Tree ring data indicates a protracted drought during this time, and there is broad speculation that the shocking increase in sacrifices was an attempt to bring rain," they'd say. Not knowing that it was just meal service for Queen and Her Ladies in Weighting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 05, 2022 07:34 PM (oINRc)

137 >>>If only The Ghost of Kiev were commenting with us, we might know.

>You might try to contact the Ghost of Endor, but he's probably pounding on Lizzo and smoking cigars.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 05, 2022 07:34 PM (geVLo)

138 that's very wise, Ciampino

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 05, 2022 07:35 PM (j3SBD)

139 Meagan Markle is reportedly comparing herself with Yoko.

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Let's us pray to the Almighty that the two never decide to go full naked together while singing a duet.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 05, 2022 07:33 PM


There are CoBs here who would love to hold that over our heads. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 05, 2022 07:35 PM (a3Q+t)

140 101 I remember an engraved illustration from a Civil War story entitled "Rabbit in Camp". It showed a mob of CSA soldiers gleefully chasing a cottontail through their camp. Given how undersupplied Confederate armies often were, that rabbit had better have run very fast!
Posted by: exdem13 at December 05, 2022 07:23 PM (W+kMI)

When Jackson was doing his flank attack, 30000 odd men moving shoulder to shoulder in the Wilderness, aside from some scouts that were ignored by the brass the first warning was rabbits / deer / animals bolting out of the forest away from the CSA. Some USA troops were cheering or chasing the animals until they realized what this meant and the bullets started flying.
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There is a Matthew Brady photograph of some non-identified Union soldiers posing in a simulated brawl. There is overturned furniture, two officers are in fencing poses with their sabers, and one enlisted man is about to throw a beer bottle.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 05, 2022 07:36 PM (W+kMI)

141 "Did Yoko ever do a Christmas song?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus"

How could you tell?
Posted by: fd at December 05, 2022 07:34 PM (sn5EN)


Well played.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 05, 2022 07:36 PM (anj39)

142 "Did Yoko ever do a Christmas song?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus"

How could you tell?
Posted by: fd


The sleigh bells?

Posted by: mikeski at December 05, 2022 07:36 PM (P1f+c)

143 Meagan Markle is reportedly comparing herself with Yoko.

What, like her voice?

Posted by: Ian S. at December 05, 2022 07:37 PM (zm+d5)

144 Got a card in the mail from Ameren, our S IL power company, with an offer for a Google Thermostat controllable from anywhere in the house (and I bet from Google, California). It requires access to my Internet connection via Wi-Fi. Sort of deceptively gives the impression it may be free but the very very small print mentions $129.99. I bet they hope to be able to even access my router and change things. I do have my admin session only available via Ethernet cable and not wi-fi.
Posted by: Ciampino - control is the name of the game at December 05, 2022 07:33 PM (qfLjt)

I would passively resist the hell out of that. Let the power company shut off your heat and you have to pay the internet charges to be frozen to death. GTHO with that.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 05, 2022 07:37 PM (eoQWY)

145 *runs for the vomitorium*

Oh No Yoko and Meghan cover "I touch Myself."

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 05, 2022 07:37 PM (ymkqy)

146 136
If Ana Navarro ran a country, future archaeologists would be puzzling over the temple where 45 million people were cooked into chorizo. "Tree ring data indicates a protracted drought during this time, and there is broad speculation that the shocking increase in sacrifices was an attempt to bring rain," they'd say. Not knowing that it was just meal service for Queen and Her Ladies in Weighting.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 05, 2022 07:34 PM (oINRc)


{snort} I see what you did there, YD.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 05, 2022 07:37 PM (XEl8M)

147
Make it a full meal deal: add in Stacey Abrams, Lizzo, and Meghan McCain. You could bill it as "Blubberpocalypse Now."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2022 07:31 PM (tkR6S)

They could make a Monster Island movie where Godzilla gets eaten alive like a bear-kill.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 05, 2022 07:37 PM (oINRc)

148 Meagan Markle is reportedly comparing herself with Yoko.

What, like her voice?
Posted by: Ian S. at December 05, 2022 07:37 PM (zm+d5)

Or looks.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 05, 2022 07:37 PM (eoQWY)

149 If only The Ghost of Kiev were commenting with us, we might know.

He was recently recognized as a hero at an NFL game.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 05, 2022 07:38 PM (zm+d5)

150 Sorry runner, I missed the big Roosian victory parade through Kiev while Zelensky got off the jet in Switzerland and Putin's people put out the big plan of how they were going to slice and dice the "reunited Ukraine" they had just rescued from "fascists".
Posted by: exdem13 at December 05, 2022 07:27 PM (W+kMI)


You, and other like you keep propagandizing silly media tropes. Russia got what it wanted - the wealthiest, coal rich parts of Ukraine. A buffer zone into Uke territory that it will never get back. The largest Nukkelar power plant in Europe. A bridge to Crimea. The "Kiev parade" nonsense is oft repeated. This is not Hollywood, this is real conflict. Getting rid of Uke bred Nazis who are alive and well is as as good a thing today as it was in the 40s.

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2022 07:38 PM (V13WU)

151 It's easiest to just become a Democrat.

That's a historical quote.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 05, 2022 07:38 PM (dwYx+)

152 Meagain Markle is good looking. She's a fine looking woman.

There, I said it.

Sue me.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2022 07:38 PM (XfBY/)

153 Then who's the Walrus?

Posted by: fd at December 05, 2022 07:39 PM (sn5EN)

154 112 Runner

If you are thinking of the recent German production of All Quiet on the Western Front, the Critical Drinker recommends it.
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It's got to be good, then! BTW has anyone seen Devotion yet? I want to go see it this week and so far it seems like a winner.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 05, 2022 07:39 PM (W+kMI)

155 They could make a Monster Island movie where Godzilla gets eaten alive like a bear-kill.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 05, 2022 07:37 PM (oINRc)

"Oh God, look at this carnage! Look at these horrific wounds! And... is... is that.... gravy? I'm going to be sick...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2022 07:39 PM (9UlRk)

156 Got a card in the mail from Ameren, our S IL power company, with an offer for a Google Thermostat controllable from anywhere in the house

Don't touch that one with the proverbial ten foot pole.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 05, 2022 07:39 PM (Xrfse)

157 They could make a Monster Island movie where Godzilla gets eaten alive like a bear-kill.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 05, 2022 07:37 PM (oINRc)

That's cold man. Real cold.

Posted by: Godzilla at December 05, 2022 07:39 PM (R/m4+)

158 Good God. Lizzo, Ana Navarro, Stacey Abrams Meghan McCain, being dynamited, and yoko Ono naked? Some of us are trying to eat

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 05, 2022 07:40 PM (W1h4/)

159 @29

>>We've got guys who can't get the right gear or enough training and we're sending billions to these Ukrainian assholes so they can dance around like idiots.

That's about right, next up amnesty for about 35 million illegal aliens.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 05, 2022 07:40 PM (up/3i)

160 Meagain Markle is good looking. She's a fine looking woman.

She's alright looking (not spectacular, maybe a Red Lobster 7), but she's also off the scale on "crazy". The needle broke off the gauge.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 05, 2022 07:40 PM (zm+d5)

161 I need to go see Devotion and Violent Night.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 05, 2022 07:40 PM (ymkqy)

162 119 True torture?

Oh No Yoko wake up call followed by "It's a Small World After All"
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You are one cold cat, Anna.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 05, 2022 07:41 PM (W+kMI)

163 Markle is not unattractive until you get to know her. She's a game show 6.

Posted by: fd at December 05, 2022 07:41 PM (sn5EN)

164 "This one tastes horrible. And now my teeth hurt. "

"That's Mecha-Godzilla, Whoopie. ... you're gonna need more gravy."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2022 07:41 PM (9UlRk)

165 Don't touch that one with the proverbial ten foot pole.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 05, 2022 07:39 PM (Xrfse)

The Google toilet plunger with wiFi is a much better deal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2022 07:41 PM (tkR6S)

166 But what about Mecha-Streisand?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 05, 2022 07:42 PM (ymkqy)

167 Got a card in the mail from Ameren, our S IL power company, with an offer for a Google Thermostat controllable from anywhere in the house

Don't touch that one with the proverbial ten foot pole.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 05, 2022 07:39 PM (Xrfse)

our CA power company, notable for starting wildfires now will shut off power when it does so you can't find out where the fire is nor get away with your electric car

Posted by: Oldcat at December 05, 2022 07:42 PM (eoQWY)

168 Meagan Markle is reportedly comparing herself with Yoko.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 05, 2022 07:31 PM (a3Q+t)

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Insufferable?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 05, 2022 07:42 PM (K3TEc)

169 That's Mecha-Godzilla, Whoopie. ... you're gonna need more gravy."

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LOLOL

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 05, 2022 07:42 PM (oINRc)

170 I also want to note that the Balkans are still a mess, after brave NATO intervention 23 years ago. This current contrived conflict is under a year old.

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2022 07:42 PM (V13WU)

171 I have always used the phrase "piss up a rope," but my friend uses "piss up a flagpole," which sounds more formal to me, kinda snooty.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 05, 2022 07:43 PM (BJKQV)

172 True torture?

Oh No Yoko wake up call followed by "It's a Small World After All"
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You are one cold cat, Anna.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 05, 2022 07:41 PM (W+kMI)
***

The World Court will be sending a supeona.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 05, 2022 07:43 PM (anj39)

173 134 Sorry, that video of the female "soldier" makes me retch. Combines two of the worst things in this world: Dancing on social media while on the job, and Ukraine.

That is bigoted, misogynistic and homophobic. We stand with Ukraine!!!
Posted by: Dancing Tik-Tok Nurses at December 05, 2022 07:32 PM (Xrfse)

Get back to work!

YOU'RE NOT HEROES!!!!!
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Did you make sergeant in the service, Burt?

Posted by: exdem13 at December 05, 2022 07:43 PM (W+kMI)

174 152 she has a very pretty face and the work she has done is really well done, it isn’t over the top obvious. I find the shape of her body to be very ruler-ish. She has no waist at all, and when she wears belted dresses, the belts migrate right under her boobs to make for a very unflattering look.

Posted by: Piper at December 05, 2022 07:43 PM (ZdaMQ)

175 Meagain Markle is good looking. She's a fine looking woman.
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She's alright looking (not spectacular, maybe a Red Lobster 7), but she's also off the scale on "crazy". The needle broke off the gauge.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 05, 2022 07:40 PM (zm+d5)

Listen man, my darling wife is a Palisade Happy Camper Dispensary 8, and is crazier than any fake princess. I've touched the third rail, so to speak. I didn't hate it.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2022 07:43 PM (XfBY/)

176 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 05, 2022 07:43 PM (ymkqy)

177 Yeah, I gotta agree that Sparkles is better looking than Yoko.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 05, 2022 07:43 PM (atmen)

178 147
Make it a full meal deal: add in Stacey Abrams, Lizzo, and Meghan McCain. You could bill it as "Blubberpocalypse Now."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2022 07:31 PM (tkR6S)

They could make a Monster Island movie where Godzilla gets eaten alive like a bear-kill.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 05, 2022 07:37 PM (oINRc)
_________
Special appearance by Brian Stelter as Godzilla?

Posted by: Eeyore at December 05, 2022 07:43 PM (TgBWG)

179 They've been bringing Ukes into the US for a long while now, even before the current mess started.

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2022 07:43 PM (V13WU)

180 @124

>>Meagan Markle is reportedly comparing herself with Yoko.

Mehgan aspires to Yoko level of talent and historical importance.

Meghan is less than whale shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 05, 2022 07:44 PM (up/3i)

181 144. (About wifi thermostats) Just pull out your phone to adjust the temperature while you’re away. Some Wi-Fi thermostats also can learn your schedule and adjust accordingly. And there may be a needed Energy Audit, possibly an installation professional...



Lol, Oldcat. Seems you've called it again.

Posted by: Lola at December 05, 2022 07:44 PM (NIYa7)

182 But what about Mecha-Streisand?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 05, 2022 07:42 PM (ymkqy)

Her nose is the lair they all live in.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2022 07:44 PM (9UlRk)

183 160 Meagain Markle is good looking. She's a fine looking woman.

She's alright looking (not spectacular, maybe a Red Lobster 7), but she's also off the scale on "crazy". The needle broke off the gauge.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 05, 2022 07:40 PM (zm+d5)


Yeah you can (if you're a prince) do so much better from both a more-hot and less-screeching-harridan perspective it's hard to fathom what he convinced himself of to stay with her.

Posted by: ballistic at December 05, 2022 07:44 PM (oXNqT)

184 151 It's easiest to just become a Democrat.

That's a historical quote.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 05, 2022 07:38 PM (dwYx+)


Don't do that if you think Democrat plebs will end up with more food, electricity, and liquor than non-Democrat plebs. Ain't gonna happen. Democrat plebs will have the sadz when they realize Their Betters played them.

Posted by: Gref at December 05, 2022 07:45 PM (AMIL/)

185 Her nose is the lair they all live in.

Better hope she never gets a cold then...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 05, 2022 07:45 PM (ymkqy)

186 Get back to work!

YOU'RE NOT HEROES!!!!!
=========
Did you make sergeant in the service, Burt?
Posted by: exdem13 at December 05, 2022 07:43 PM (W+kMI)

No, but I came this close to accepting an OCS slot.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2022 07:46 PM (XfBY/)

187 170 I also want to note that the Balkans are still a mess, after brave NATO intervention 23 years ago. This current contrived conflict is under a year old.
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2022 07:42 PM (V13WU)

Serbia and Kosova were having regular diplomatic relations just a few years ago.

But i guess that never happened and i just imagined it and hey is it dark in here or is it just me?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2022 07:46 PM (9UlRk)

188 The city of Providence in Rhode Island has allocated $10 million in reparations for black and indigenous residents - but the move has sparked backlash because some white residents will also be eligible to apply.

Posted by: DB at December 05, 2022 07:46 PM (geLO8)

189 Meghan Markle is a catechism 3. Does she even worship anything but herself?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 05, 2022 07:46 PM (geVLo)

190 Yeah you can (if you're a prince) do so much better from both a more-hot and less-screeching-harridan perspective it's hard to fathom what he convinced himself of to stay with her.
Posted by: ballistic at December 05, 2022 07:44 PM (oXNqT

He set out to find the anti-Katherine.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2022 07:47 PM (9UlRk)

191 Markle is such trash.

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2022 07:47 PM (V13WU)

192 Special appearance by Brian Stelter as Godzilla?
Posted by: Eeyore at December 05, 2022 07:43 PM (TgBWG)

Really?

I weep...

Posted by: Godzilla at December 05, 2022 07:48 PM (R/m4+)

193 Don't do that if you think Democrat plebs will end up with more food, electricity, and liquor than non-Democrat plebs. Ain't gonna happen. Democrat plebs will have the sadz when they realize Their Betters played them.
Posted by: Gref at December 05, 2022 07:45 PM (AMIL/)

They need Republicans to keep the Dem faithful on the plantation.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 05, 2022 07:48 PM (eoQWY)

194 (About wifi thermostats) Just pull out your phone to adjust the temperature while you’re away. Some Wi-Fi thermostats also can learn your schedule and adjust accordingly

My humble advice would be to use extra caution with any remote home controllers. The "internet of things" (which this is) has become a prime target for the bad guyz.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 05, 2022 07:48 PM (Xrfse)

195 What’s that saying about the Balkans?

They produce more history than can be consumed locally.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 05, 2022 07:48 PM (atmen)

196 @187

>>But i guess that never happened and i just imagined it and hey is it dark in here or is it just me?

Downside it's dark but the upside is you're like to be eaten by a Grue.

So you got that going for you.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 05, 2022 07:48 PM (up/3i)

197 Cafe is up

Posted by: Sassy at December 05, 2022 07:48 PM (xSICi)

198 Yeah you can (if you're a prince) do so much better from both a more-hot and less-screeching-harridan perspective it's hard to fathom what he convinced himself of to stay with her.
Posted by: ballistic at December 05, 2022 07:44 PM (oXNqT)

I think we can guess.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2022 07:48 PM (XfBY/)

199
Special appearance by Brian Stelter as Godzilla?
Posted by: Eeyore at December 05, 2022 07:43 PM (TgBWG)

A terrorized Japan turns its eyes to its last hope: Tateru, a dugong as big as a medium-sized office tower must be tempted in with a barge full of Krispy Kremes, creating a tsunami to drown the Gorge-ons.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 05, 2022 07:49 PM (oINRc)

200 Morning Pikachu Dance.
.......

Your tax dollares atwerk.
Posted by: wth at December 05, 2022 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

Echoes of the Dancing Nurses during the worst, deadliest pandemic in all of human history.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 05, 2022 07:49 PM (AbL8c)

201 thermostats:
meh, Chateau D'Eez is still using the old round Honeywell with the big mercury capsule inside, and I have no reason to believe that it will not outlive us all.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 05, 2022 07:49 PM (j3SBD)

202 (About wifi thermostats) Just pull out your phone to adjust the temperature while you’re away. Some Wi-Fi thermostats also can learn your schedule and adjust accordingly

My humble advice would be to use extra caution with any remote home controllers. The "internet of things" (which this is) has become a prime target for the bad guyz.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 05, 2022 07:48 PM (Xrfse)

IOT if you are lucky. More like they leave a hole in your local network peeps can drive a truck through.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 05, 2022 07:49 PM (eoQWY)

203 Downside it's dark but the upside is you're like to be eaten by a Grue.

So you got that going for you.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 05, 2022 07:48 PM (up/3i)

Is it gonna make me shell out $5,000 to tell me I'm racist while it has its "dinner"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2022 07:50 PM (9UlRk)

204 143 Meagan Markle is reportedly comparing herself with Yoko.

What, like her voice?
Posted by: Ian S. at December 05, 2022 07:37 PM (zm+d5)

She split up the royal family...

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at December 05, 2022 07:50 PM (Rbu5d)

205 Make it a full meal deal: add in Stacey Abrams, Lizzo, and Meghan McCain. You could bill it as "Blubberpocalypse Now."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2022 07:31 PM (tkR6S)

They could make a Monster Island movie where Godzilla gets eaten alive like a bear-kill.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 05, 2022 07:37 PM (oINRc)

-------

Cocaine Bear 2: Harridan Boogaloo.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 05, 2022 07:50 PM (K3TEc)

206 150 Sorry runner, I missed the big Roosian victory parade through Kiev while Zelensky got off the jet in Switzerland and Putin's people put out the big plan of how they were going to slice and dice the "reunited Ukraine" they had just rescued from "fascists".
Posted by: exdem13 at December 05, 2022 07:27 PM (W+kMI)
You, and other like you keep propagandizing silly media tropes. Russia got what it wanted - the wealthiest, coal rich parts of Ukraine. A buffer zone into Uke territory that it will never get back. The largest Nukkelar power plant in Europe. A bridge to Crimea. The "Kiev parade" nonsense is oft repeated. This is not Hollywood, this is real conflict.
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I'm not propagandizing anything about Ukraine. I leave that to CNN and Putin's flunkies, who are better at it than me. All I have to say that Ukraine wins by not losing, and by not losing that means they are still an independent nation after about a year of a much larger enemy attacking on three fronts. If the Russians want to call what Putin's floundering horde has accomplished winning, let them be spared defeat!

Posted by: exdem13 at December 05, 2022 07:52 PM (W+kMI)

207 52 Must be great being Ukraine. A war so great you just have to dance.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 05, 2022 07:08 PM (anj39)

The Russians should move sound trucks, playing disco hits, to the front lines. When the music plays, the Uke army will jump up to get down, whereupon the Russkies can shoot them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2022 07:12 PM (tkR6S)
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Isn't that more likely the Swedes versus the Norwegians? Was it Sven and Olaf behind street barricades and one calls the other who gets shot when he pops up?

Posted by: Ciampino -- control is the name of the game at December 05, 2022 07:54 PM (qfLjt)

208 BTW, for those confused on Biden turning on unions with the railroad strike thing, two different strikes in the UK are being shut down on the grounds that they're pro-Putin. Clearly a firmware update has gone out from the WEF and unions aren't on its good side.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 05, 2022 07:54 PM (zm+d5)

209 she has a very pretty face and the work she has done is really well done, it isn’t over the top obvious. I find the shape of her body to be very ruler-ish. She has no waist at all, and when she wears belted dresses, the belts migrate right under her boobs to make for a very unflattering look.

Posted by: Piper at December 05, 2022 07:43 PM (ZdaMQ)

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The Michelle Obama of Hollywood ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 05, 2022 07:54 PM (K3TEc)

210 Yoel Roth says he decided to ban Trump from Twitter due to the "trauma" that Twitter employees -- "front-line censorship officers," in other words -- experienced covering January 6.

Never Forget

https://tinyurl.com/ycpts8bw

Sam Brinton

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 05, 2022 07:55 PM (dwYx+)

211 Who the fuck sits down, takes stock of their life choices and their general situation, has a little think on it, and says, "You know, I'm really a lot like Yoko Ono..."

That's the sort of shit they put on the check lists they use to determine if you have severe neurological damage that needs immediate medical attention.

Involuntary facial movements? Sudden speech impairment? Comparing yourself to Yoko Ono? ....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2022 07:55 PM (9UlRk)

212 211 Who the fuck sits down, takes stock of their life choices and their general situation, has a little think on it, and says, "You know, I'm really a lot like Yoko Ono..."

That's the sort of shit they put on the check lists they use to determine if you have severe neurological damage that needs immediate medical attention.

Involuntary facial movements? Sudden speech impairment? Comparing yourself to Yoko Ono? ....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2022 07:55 PM (9UlRk)

Some people are born ugly, ain't their fault.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 05, 2022 07:58 PM (eYoxG)

213 That's the sort of shit they put on the check lists they use to determine if you have severe neurological damage that needs immediate medical attention.

Involuntary facial movements? Sudden speech impairment? Comparing yourself to Yoko Ono? ....
Posted by: Warai-otoko


I am just like Yoko Ono! And will somebody do something about that burnt toast?!

Posted by: Meghan Markle at December 05, 2022 08:00 PM (pb09N)

214 >>> You, and other like you keep propagandizing silly media tropes. ...
Posted by: runner
------------------------------

So, if we disagree with you we are mindless.
How considerate of you.


Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 05, 2022 08:14 PM (dwYx+)

215
I am just like Yoko Ono! And will somebody do something about that burnt toast?!
Posted by: Meghan Markle at December 05, 2022 08:00 PM (pb09N)
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Hey, Meghan, Yoko works for a living.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 05, 2022 08:15 PM (dwYx+)

216 Aw Kirstie Alley passed away. She was 71. Cancer

Posted by: Gwenn at December 05, 2022 10:16 PM (9Gr7n)

217 Late to the party here, regarding the let's save the media bill.

This is no biggie. Newspapers aren't being killed by allowing their stuff to be reprinted for free by the web. They are being killed by the complete lack of ad revenue which is being swallowed up by the social media giants. Apple actually struck a little blow against some of its tech cousins by capturing but not transferring their users data from their phone usage. This especially whacked FB, but also Google.

Apple also just saved itself from being too much of an apparent censor asshole with Twitter's new direction probably by Musk saying he would just create his own app store, and take all that sweet money away Apple. Not to mention he probably has all the goods on Cook's wokeism and government censorship love that his user base would not like to know about. It was the quickest fold in history. The meeting was Musk telling Cook you are not that fucking smart so just back off and lets all get back to making money off our users. Otherwise I don't have to spend all that much money to make your corporate life a living hell.

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