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Tonight's ONT Took A Long Walk Off A Short Pier

Welcome to Friday night! Say, did you know that the US had 3 ice cream barges that traveled around Pacific islands during WWII to keep up morale?

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Merry Christmas!


Tonight on Lil' Tucker

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Now showing on Earth-Six*

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Justice

Those eyes say that she is getting justice for her little girl, but at the same time they also know that the little girl is never coming home again. Marianne served 3 years for the killing. I wonder how this guy felt?

Justice Part 2

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Of course, we in the West are to “civilized” to do this, and it's too our detriment. By all means, the accused should have every opportunity to defend themselves in a court of law. I'll even go so far as to say that if the state is seeking death, the state should pay for their defense, and not some PD either, but a top-notch firm. But some actions are so heinous that doing them forfeits an individual's right to live in a society. You rape and murder a child? When we find you guilty, we're going to blow your head off. End of discussion.


In the Navy, you can squeeze a poor raccoon...

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Fido Friday: In which we see a little bit of tomfoolery


You'd think she would look happier about it

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Shoot your shot

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Lifehack!


China

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See this guy for tomorrow's lottery numbers

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Life of the party


Nobody like The Mick
In 1973, on the occasion of the 50th anniversary of Yankee Stadium, the Yankees sent letters to all of their former players asking them for their fondest memories of the ballpark. Funny, they didn't publish what they got from the Commerce Comet. (It was just put up for auction, which is how I found it.)

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Notice that there is what appears to be a faint period after the word bleachers. I'm sure that's an accident, because it would entirely change the description of what transpired that day.

Ahhh, the old stomping grounds

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As a native Baltimoron, I can tell you which areas of town to avoid if you're worried about this. Down around the corner of Baltimore and Gay St (really) you'll pay extra, you have to buy a $100 "bottle of Old Bay" for the crab.

Some heroes wear blaze orange


China part 2

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Gun Pr0n

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Pepsi is just trolling now


The circle of life

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Plugs

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Say what you want about Elon Musk, but he's a pretty funny guy

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the snackle box

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Bonus ONT content at @ONTWTF: An inside look at how the media researches news.

*In Crisis on Infinite Earths, Earth-Six was the one where America lost the Revolutionary War

Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




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E PLVRIBVS ZETTAI

Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 10:00 PM (DmY+C)

2 Yo

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 10:00 PM (mZ3xv)

3 Friday Overnight Open Thread! FOOT FOOT 👣

Think we'll be watching Night Stalker tonight.

Posted by: mindful webworker - as ever at December 02, 2022 10:00 PM (3Yj85)

4 Yay, Friday night ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 10:01 PM (Bd6X8)

5 ONT!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 10:02 PM (Kd4bG)

6
Not first, so up yours ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2022 10:02 PM (pNxlR)

7 Snacklebox. Heh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 10:04 PM (Qzn2/)

8 hey

Posted by: Ciampino - banner only for use south of the Equator at December 02, 2022 10:04 PM (qfLjt)

9 Snackleboxes are the bomb.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2022 10:04 PM (9uCBG)

10 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 02, 2022 10:05 PM (T4tVD)

11
"Raccoons blowing interlocks! Dogs and cats sleeping together! Mass hysteria!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2022 10:06 PM (pNxlR)

12 Snagglepuss > snacklebox

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 10:06 PM (Qzn2/)

13 Elon posted THAT? That's hot.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 02, 2022 10:08 PM (F5ekr)

14

A Pepe The Frog Christmas!

Please let this happen!

Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 10:08 PM (DmY+C)

15 Musk is having too much fun with this!

Posted by: 496 at December 02, 2022 10:09 PM (ELYbr)

16 Dave! the best ONTster of them all. well Buck is pretty good too.

Posted by: backwardsman at December 02, 2022 10:09 PM (YdEcD)

17 Klaus Scwab is the Krampus.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 02, 2022 10:10 PM (F5ekr)

18 They did it. They mixed soda and milk.

SMOD, take me now.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 02, 2022 10:10 PM (tp+tP)

19 It's make 7 UP yours.

Posted by: First Son at December 02, 2022 10:12 PM (dXilO)

20 Ah, it just wouldn't be Friday Night without WeirdDave and his 'theater of the absurd' content. Thank you. It's always a humorous read.

Posted by: RickZ at December 02, 2022 10:12 PM (emlEe)

21 Didn't Laverne DiFazio drink Pepsi and milk?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 02, 2022 10:12 PM (cupoy)

22 *raises a glass to Marianne Bachmeier and the unnamed Nigerian dad.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 10:12 PM (Kd4bG)

23 I've read a couple of interview snippets from Jason Isaacs, he seems like a swell guy and one of the less crazy Hollyweird types. Prefers being a B list character actor because he can have a more or less normal life.

Smart guy.

Posted by: CppThis at December 02, 2022 10:12 PM (UewuT)

24
Just once during testimony before Congress, I'd like to hear a witness say, "Don't ask me, I'm no cock sucker."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2022 10:13 PM (pNxlR)

25 I like the mom who shoots the guy in court. Her wiki bio says she hit him 7 times, killing him on the spot.

Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 10:13 PM (geLO8)

26 I have a crush on Jason Isaacs. Him and Timothy Dalton. They have naughty eyes.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 10:14 PM (Kd4bG)

27 US had 3 ice cream barges that traveled around Pacific islands during WWII to keep up morale

That's got to be tough to live down. "You did what during the war?"

Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2022 10:15 PM (bt2PN)

28 26 I have a crush on Jason Isaacs. Him and Timothy Dalton. They have naughty eyes.


Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 10:14 PM (Kd4bG)

What's 'naughty eyes'?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 10:16 PM (mZ3xv)

29

Not quite the usual lighthearted ONT.

And a couple, i just don't get.

More cough syrup.

Posted by: Bifdeeznuts at December 02, 2022 10:16 PM (OVGnc)

30 I've read a couple of interview snippets from Jason Isaacs, he seems like a swell guy and one of the less crazy Hollyweird types. Prefers being a B list character actor because he can have a more or less normal life.

Smart guy.
Posted by: CppThis at December 02, 2022 10:12 PM (UewuT)


I got that vibe from him as well. Fun fact, he was in Event Horizon, as was fellow The Patriot co-star Joely Richardson.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 02, 2022 10:16 PM (tp+tP)

31 IIRC there are several drinks made with cola, milk and booze.

Some, not all that bad. But also not all that memorable as I can't think of one off the top of my head.

Speaking as a reformed bartender.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 02, 2022 10:16 PM (Q4IgG)

32 27 US had 3 ice cream barges that traveled around Pacific islands during WWII to keep up morale

That's got to be tough to live down. "You did what during the war?"

Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2022 10:15 PM (bt2PN)

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"Combat Ice Cream Man" beats "shoveled shit in Louisiana" by a country mile.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 10:17 PM (Qzn2/)

33 Fired eight shots, hit the murdering pedophile with seven of them. Good shooting.

Posted by: huerfano at December 02, 2022 10:17 PM (dTFZY)

34 What's 'naughty eyes'?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 10:16 PM (mZ3xv)

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Bridget Fonda had 'em back in the day...

Posted by: 496 at December 02, 2022 10:17 PM (ELYbr)

35 I'll have a Caucasian.

Posted by: The Dude Lebowski at December 02, 2022 10:17 PM (oTZbj)

36 I got that vibe from him as well. Fun fact, he was in Event Horizon, as was fellow The Patriot co-star Joely Richardson.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 02, 2022 10:16 PM (tp+tP)
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Event Horizon was a who's who of interesting actors...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2022 10:18 PM (BpYfr)

37 Getting a live raccoon to blow in the airlock was some serious ingenuity. Guy should be a twenty star admiral by now.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 10:19 PM (u73oe)

38 I wonder if the Ice Cream Barge played Turkey In The Straw on the loudspeaker as it moved into deployment position.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 10:19 PM (Qzn2/)

39
That's got to be tough to live down. "You did what during the war?"

Posted by: t-bird


My vessel traveled from island to island, picking up and delivering quiescently frozen containers of bio-remains.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2022 10:19 PM (pNxlR)

40

Lindsay Lohan!

Still a '1'...

Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 10:19 PM (E7cKd)

41 18 They did it. They mixed soda and milk.

SMOD, take me now.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 02, 2022 10:10 PM (tp+tP)

That's so Laverne and Shirley ago. Nothin' new under the sun.

Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2022 10:19 PM (JrN/x)

42 Apparently Twitter lied directly to the Federal Election Commission.

"Twitter did not receive a request from the Biden campaign to review (much less restrict) the N.Y. Post articles"

That rather conflicts with the 'One executive would write to another: "More to review from the Biden team." The reply would come back: "Handled."' from today's doc dump, wouldn't you say?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 10:20 PM (bW8dp)

43 I think the clip in the tweet is from a movie about Marianne Bachmeier.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 10:20 PM (Kd4bG)

44 37 Getting a live raccoon to blow in the airlock was some serious ingenuity. Guy should be a twenty star admiral by now.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 10:19 PM (u73oe)


It does rather sound like the sort of thinking that could win wars.

Posted by: CppThis at December 02, 2022 10:20 PM (UewuT)

45 I kinda wanted to bang Laverne.

Shirley was cuter, but seemed like she'd be on the frigid side.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 10:20 PM (bW8dp)

46 vmom
I think it isn't the eyes alone so much as the eyes and that little upturn at the corner of the mouth that is appealing. And I agree.

Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at December 02, 2022 10:21 PM (BjGT6)

47 38 I wonder if the Ice Cream Barge played Turkey In The Straw on the loudspeaker as it moved into deployment position.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 10:19 PM (Qzn2/)


Heh

We have a demented ice cream truck in our neighborhood. He comes by at 8:00 P.M., blaring music and driving like a bat out of hell from August through October. I don't understand his business plan, but I suppose it makes sense to him.

Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2022 10:22 PM (JrN/x)

48 45 I kinda wanted to bang Laverne.

Shirley was cuter, but seemed like she'd be on the frigid side.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 10:20 PM (bW8dp)

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Plus, not to be crass but, LaVerne had the cans.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 10:22 PM (Qzn2/)

49 IIRC there are several drinks made with cola, milk and booze.


Colorado Bulldog is kinda that way.

White Russian topped with cola.

Not a bad drink actually. Kinda reminds me of the soda leftover when you make a coke float.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2022 10:22 PM (6Dtba)

50
What's 'naughty eyes'?

Posted by: AlaBAMA


They're both British and "naught" is zero for those chaps. Imagine "Little Orphan Annie eyes".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2022 10:22 PM (pNxlR)

51 I would suggest not parking your Worchester sauce next to your soy sauce. Worcester and Chinese don't play well together. I do it at least once a year.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at December 02, 2022 10:22 PM (z7W9M)

52 Fuck you, war.

@RealJamesWoods

How is the Twitter Files chicanery any different from Watergate in sum and substance?

Nixon resigned when his henchmen tried to subvert free speech.

Your turn, Mr. Biden.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 10:22 PM (ZLI7S)

53 Pass on the port side
Power vessels pass on the port
Bitch, port is the left

https://trib.al/Mqe1l0Q

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 10:22 PM (5TmO/)

54 Or as Richie Havens says:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqMUlR23EWY

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 10:22 PM (5TmO/)

55 You can get a cheese, cracker, and cured meat gift set from Bass Pro that's all in a tackle box.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 10:23 PM (VJFAr)

56 I mean, if I’m too drunk to pass the breathalyzer, lemme go find a live raccoon is the last thing that would come to mind.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 10:23 PM (u73oe)

57 They're both British and "naught" is zero for those chaps. Imagine "Little Orphan Annie eyes".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2022 10:22 PM (pNxlR)

*shudders*

Ew

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 10:23 PM (mZ3xv)

58 That's got to be tough to live down. "You did what during the war?"

Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2022 10:15 PM (bt2PN)


"I delivered ice cream to soldiers who had just been fighting the Japanese in 100-degree weather, tormented by mud, insects, vegetation so thick you couldn't see the man next to you, losing their comrades over and over again; and when they got a break, we brought them ice cream so that, for five minutes, they could be reminded of home and what they were fighting for. That's what I did."

Posted by: Dr. T at December 02, 2022 10:24 PM (tp+tP)

59 naughty eyes that lead to naughty thoughts

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 10:24 PM (Kd4bG)

60 Friday...
Yeah so, I'll think about it.

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 02, 2022 10:24 PM (J00IM)

61 "milk is nature's most nearly perfect food"

I though that was eggs

I guess "the other white meat" is haram

Posted by: nature's most nearly perfect Miklos at December 02, 2022 10:24 PM (NOVDU)

62
More cough syrup.
Posted by: Bifdeeznuts at December 02, 2022 10:16 PM (OVGnc)

You too? This thing has been kicking my entire family around the block. Then found out have the block has it, (not from us).

Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2022 10:24 PM (JrN/x)

63 A possum, sure, but a raccoon?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 10:25 PM (u73oe)

64 59 naughty eyes that lead to naughty thoughts

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 10:24 PM (Kd4bG)

Oh my!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 10:26 PM (mZ3xv)

65 I didn't get China. Was that was a shot of empty Tiananmen Square or something? I'm not familiar with the cartoon characters.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 10:26 PM (VJFAr)

66 I like the mom who shoots the guy in court. Her wiki bio says she hit him 7 times, killing him on the spot.
Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 10:13 PM (geLO

Gun control is hitting what you aim at.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2022 10:27 PM (tkR6S)

67 You too? This thing has been kicking my entire family around the block. Then found out have the block has it, (not from us).
Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2022 10:24 PM (JrN/x)

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I've been coughing my lungs out for three weeks. Ugh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 10:27 PM (Qzn2/)

68 I didn't get China. Was that was a shot of empty Tiananmen Square or something? I'm not familiar with the cartoon characters.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 10:26 PM (VJFAr)


It's from Back to the Future; Marty in 1955 and all that.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 02, 2022 10:27 PM (tp+tP)

69 Utes take the lead

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 10:28 PM (u73oe)

70 Fired eight shots, hit the murdering pedophile with seven of them. Good shooting.
Posted by: huerfano

Should've found a way to make him suffer. The bad ones never do.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 10:28 PM (KAi1n)

71

Ya Moki, Sick as Shit for a week now. Neg Vid, Neg Strep Neg Flu, just FUBAR'd.

Posted by: Bifdeeznuts at December 02, 2022 10:28 PM (OVGnc)

72 18 They did it. They mixed soda and milk.

SMOD, take me now.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 02, 2022 10:10 PM (tp+tP)
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You never had or heard of a coke float? Root beer float?

Posted by: Ciampino - Demoncraps are all Communists at December 02, 2022 10:28 PM (qfLjt)

73 32 27 US had 3 ice cream barges that traveled around Pacific islands during WWII to keep up morale

That's got to be tough to live down. "You did what during the war?"

Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2022 10:15 PM (bt2PN)

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"Combat Ice Cream Man" beats "shoveled shit in Louisiana" by a country mile.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 10:17 PM (Qzn2/)



"Hey Sarge, what flavor ice cream they got today? "Cosmoline."

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2022 10:29 PM (AMIL/)

74
I've been coughing my lungs out for three weeks. Ugh.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 10:27 PM (Qzn2/)

Oh dang. We're only on week one. Today was the first day I didn't have fever.

Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2022 10:29 PM (JrN/x)

75 I would suggest not parking your Worchester sauce next to your soy sauce. Worcester and Chinese don't play well together. I do it at least once a year.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at December 02, 2022 10:22 PM (z7W9M)


I don't have that problem. My worcestershire sauce is Lee & Perrins. It does not have to be refrigerated after opening, so it goes into the pantry. My soy sauce is Kikkoman, and that is refrigerate after opening. Two completely different locations in the kitchen.

Posted by: RickZ at December 02, 2022 10:30 PM (emlEe)

76 Climax is in North Carolina

About 50 minutes from High Point

Only 5 down the road from Apex

Posted by: Miklos so notes at December 02, 2022 10:30 PM (NOVDU)

77 Ice cream sodas have been a thing forever.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 10:30 PM (u73oe)

78 Good evening all

Quite the collection of weirdness dave

The Cadbury response was entertaining. The applicant certainly put substantial effort into the application. Too bad it didn't pay off.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 10:30 PM (fivxw)

79
Ya Moki, Sick as Shit for a week now. Neg Vid, Neg Strep Neg Flu, just FUBAR'd.
Posted by: Bifdeeznuts at December 02, 2022 10:28 PM (OVGnc)


Us too

Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2022 10:30 PM (JrN/x)

80 A Root Beer Float, or a Coke Float, is just frozen ice cream, (milk, mostly), and soda. When the ice cream melts as the soda is slowly consumed, the end product is much like what's seen in the video.

Pepsi just didn't churn n' freeze the milk, before adding it to the soda.

Woman who shot her daughter's killer in the courtroom? She oughta be a Guest Lecturer at the TED ACE CON.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2022 10:30 PM (e6UQI)

81 If the government violates the first amendment in an attempt to stop one party from getting elected, who actually goes to jail?

I'm guessing, no one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 10:31 PM (mZ3xv)

82 How did Musk manage to preserve all this Twitter own-goal stuff? You'd a thought the first thing certain peeps would've done would be to destroy it.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 10:31 PM (KAi1n)

83 Gotta admire the PO E6. That took balls and creativity.

Posted by: MkY at December 02, 2022 10:32 PM (cPGH3)

84 LadyL, I think, recommended apple cider vinegar in water at night to help prevent coughing fits. It helps.
Also for me, gargling with Betadine mouth throat gargle.
Also drinking ginger tea.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 10:32 PM (Kd4bG)

85 Or is it E5?

Posted by: MkY at December 02, 2022 10:32 PM (cPGH3)

86 naughty eyes that lead to naughty thoughts

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

*adjusts both monocles*

Posted by: Miklos, whom neighbors described as "nice...quiet...kind of a loner" at December 02, 2022 10:32 PM (NOVDU)

87 Thinking about all the J6-ers who are languishing in the DC Gulag basically because the questioned the 2020 election.

And now we have the proof revealed of what we all knew all along. A fair and honest government would have every one of them exonerated and released with reparations.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 02, 2022 10:33 PM (3ImbR)

88 If The Donald was ever on the Kanye train, yes he needs to get off that shit immediately.

Also, the Utes take the lead!

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2022 10:33 PM (iziT8)

89 82 How did Musk manage to preserve all this Twitter own-goal stuff? You'd a thought the first thing certain peeps would've done would be to destroy it.

Posted by: SFGoth

iirc, Musk kicked them out before they could.

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2022 10:33 PM (oTZbj)

90 Over at twitchy there are reactions by npc "journalists" like Ben Collins and Brandy Zagrodzgy. Just as I said in prior thread there basically laughing and saying no big deal etc. Arrogant like swine

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 02, 2022 10:33 PM (mP+mW)

91 Guessing the DOJ will not be bothering with anything that Twitter reveals.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 10:34 PM (mZ3xv)

92 >>> I didn't get China. Was that was a shot of empty Tiananmen Square or something? I'm not familiar with the cartoon characters.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 10:26 PM (VJFAr)

It's from Back to the Future; Marty in 1955 and all that.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 02, 2022 10:27 PM (tp+tP)

No. Not the China part 2 one. China. After tri-heroin spoon and before Zach Fox

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 10:34 PM (VJFAr)

93 There used to be an ice cream truck that passed through our 'hood in the early evening. Always bleating The Entertainer (The Sting) without fail. I had always thought that must have been the quintessential job from hell.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 02, 2022 10:34 PM (Xrfse)

94 The funniest thing to me about the whole Elon takes over Twitter thing is that Elon tried to walk away and Twitter sued him to go through with the purchase.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 10:35 PM (Kd4bG)

95 >>Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Did you get a chance to watch Coyote?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 10:35 PM (ZLI7S)

96 When I worked with my dad he wouldn't feed me, but often if we drove past a deli or stopped for coffee he would ask if I wanted an "egg cream." I had no idea what it was, but it sounded gross so I said no. I never had one.

Later I learned it was cream soda and milk. It's pretty good. I still make coke and milk, and coke and chocolate ice cream is really good too.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 02, 2022 10:35 PM (EA+Bf)

97 Sharkcoochie? Wut?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 02, 2022 10:36 PM (3Or4S)

98 66 I like the mom who shoots the guy in court. Her wiki bio says she hit him 7 times, killing him on the spot.
Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 10:13 PM (geLO
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What kind of holster was she wearing?
Her stance was it tripod or foot forward?
The grip, was it hand over hand or cup?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 10:36 PM (5TmO/)

99 C'mon Utes...let's do this.

Posted by: IC at December 02, 2022 10:36 PM (oX3MH)

100 Weird one Dave! Kudos to the orange vest guy.

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2022 10:36 PM (leMBv)

101 Root beer float is a favorite of mine.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 10:36 PM (mZ3xv)

102 Never underestimate the tech elite's hilarious yet deeply toxic and dangerous mix of hubris and stupidity. It probably never occurred to them that a dirty peasant outside their clique would even be able to comprehend the words of power ingrained in their missives.

Posted by: CppThis at December 02, 2022 10:36 PM (UewuT)

103 Heh, just shot down a recruiter who tried to get me interested in a job based on the job title alone. Not the location, not the bennies, not even the technology. Smelled like a scam, really.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 10:36 PM (Bd6X8)

104 >>> LadyL, I think, recommended apple cider vinegar in water at night to help prevent coughing fits. It helps.
Also for me, gargling with Betadine mouth throat gargle.
Also drinking ginger tea.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 10:32 PM (Kd4bG)


flonase, the generic version, helps me with night coughing

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 10:36 PM (VJFAr)

105 Elon Musk is very entertaining.

Posted by: IC at December 02, 2022 10:37 PM (oX3MH)

106 There used to be an ice cream truck that passed through our 'hood in the early evening. Always bleating The Entertainer (The Sting) without fail. I had always thought that must have been the quintessential job from hell.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 02, 2022 10:34 PM (Xrfse)


That's about the same torture as having to listen to 'Dueling Banjos' on a perpetual loop.

Posted by: RickZ at December 02, 2022 10:37 PM (emlEe)

107 The funniest thing to me about the whole Elon takes over Twitter thing is that Elon tried to walk away and Twitter sued him to go through with the purchase.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby

No, don't put me in dat briar patch

Posted by: Uncle Miklos Remus at December 02, 2022 10:37 PM (NOVDU)

108 No. Not the China part 2 one. China. After tri-heroin spoon and before Zach Fox
Posted by: banana Dream


Yeah, I don't get that one either. I am guessing the kids recognize the characters and know the scene where one says that.
Yes, it is the road where tankman stood in front of the tanks though.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 02, 2022 10:37 PM (EA+Bf)

109 89 82 How did Musk manage to preserve all this Twitter own-goal stuff? You'd a thought the first thing certain peeps would've done would be to destroy it.

Posted by: SFGoth

iirc, Musk kicked them out before they could.
Posted by: davidt
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He locked them out of the computers before they knew their escorts were coming.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 10:37 PM (5TmO/)

110 It does rather sound like the sort of thinking that could win wars.
Posted by: CppThis

But then, leaving the passed-out raccoon on the floorboards -- because it worked so well, and hey you might need it again...

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 02, 2022 10:38 PM (YJwUM)

111 Jason Isaacs was a big anti-Trump douchewad when he was on Star Trek: Discovery.

I really wish actors would shut their yaps.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at December 02, 2022 10:38 PM (Dc2NZ)

112 The funniest thing to me about the whole Elon takes over Twitter thing is that Elon tried to walk away and Twitter sued him to go through with the purchase.

Yep, the whole Twitter files thing is one huge own-goal by the left.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 10:38 PM (Bd6X8)

113 That's got to be tough to live down. "You did what during the war?"

OK so it's not the best assignment for telling stories about in the bar back home but I bet you were the most popular guy on the water at the time.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 02, 2022 10:38 PM (nfrXX)

114 When I worked with my dad he wouldn't feed me, but often if we drove past a deli or stopped for coffee he would ask if I wanted an "egg cream." I had no idea what it was, but it sounded gross so I said no. I never had one.

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Wouldn't feed you?

Wow, he really watched that bottom line.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 10:38 PM (Qzn2/)

115 iirc, Musk kicked them out before they could.
Posted by: davidt

I can't believe they didn't have it rigged to go the moment his desire to purchase looked real.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 10:38 PM (KAi1n)

116 I would suggest not parking your Worchester sauce next to your soy sauce. Worcester and Chinese don't play well together. I do it at least once a year.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at December 02, 2022 10:22 PM (z7W9M)


I strongly endorse this suggestion! Couple months ago I got the soy sauce bottle out of the refrigerator door tray and shook a lot of it on a rice dish. When I put the bottle back I saw the soy sauce bottle in the tray. The worcester sauce on the rice dish didn't gag me, but the combination was somewhat less than really tasty.

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2022 10:39 PM (AMIL/)

117 >>Guessing the DOJ will not be bothering with anything that Twitter reveals.

Don't expect the same people who run the corruption to prosecute themselves. It's up to us, the people.

It's our country not theirs.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 10:39 PM (ZLI7S)

118 Anyone else got a jones for chocolate cokes?
Dr. Knight's Drugstore in downtown Lee's Summit, Mo. had a soda fountain and the Coke had to be mixed by hand. Syrup and the bubbly water.
I bought a picture of the human jaw when they auctioned off the contents of that place.

Posted by: MkY at December 02, 2022 10:40 PM (cPGH3)

119 So, 70 outlets, and not a single one in use.

Compare to the Old Man's outlet in A Christmas Story.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 02, 2022 10:40 PM (uPgE/)

120 If I’m Musk, I drip it out a bit at a time. Nothing huge at first. Let them all think their in the clear. Then drop the hammer.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 10:40 PM (u73oe)

121 New phone software lets you remove objects from a picture. I'm guessing that's what's going on there.

Posted by: fd at December 02, 2022 10:40 PM (sn5EN)

122 I know that people have barely skimmed the take from Twitter, and it's going to take a while. A couple questions remain unanswered for me: why did Vajayji think this was a really bright idea; where's the correspondence with Faceboo, Google, and the FBI coordinating the response since we know someone was coordinating, and where are the ties with the Clinton people? I'm sorry, but Twitter did not roll out of bed one morning and decide to destroy Donald Trump.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at December 02, 2022 10:40 PM (z7W9M)

123 A dad that won't feed ya kinda sucks.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 02, 2022 10:41 PM (Xrfse)

124 I really wish actors would shut their yaps.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live!

If I had any idea who any of these people are, or were, I would feel worse about myself.

Posted by: Miklos, feeling James Brown Good at December 02, 2022 10:41 PM (NOVDU)

125 92 It's from Phineas & Ferb. Candice, the girl, is their older sister, and she's always trying to bust her brothers to her mom.
But every time she finally gets her mom to pay attention, Phineas & Ferb have already cleaned up the evidence of their adventures.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 10:41 PM (Kd4bG)

126 Yeah, I don't get that one either. I am guessing the kids recognize the characters and know the scene where one says that.

It's definitely an inside joke for people who know the cartoon Phineas and Ferb. P and F do all sorts of wild stuff and the sister keeps trying to get them caught in the act but never does.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 02, 2022 10:41 PM (nfrXX)

127 117 >>Guessing the DOJ will not be bothering with anything that Twitter reveals.

Don't expect the same people who run the corruption to prosecute themselves. It's up to us, the people.

It's our country not theirs.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 10:39 PM (ZLI7S)

I'm happy to prosecute someone. Do I need a law degree?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 10:41 PM (mZ3xv)

128 You too? This thing has been kicking my entire family around the block. Then found out have the block has it, (not from us).
Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2022 10:24 PM (JrN/x)


Mostly done with my cough, but I was laid out for a week and I am still coughing a bit and it has affected my stamina.
I finally went out today and cut some filbert branches to make a hoops to cover my winter garden

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2022 10:41 PM (xhaym)

129 >>> Guessing the DOJ will not be bothering with anything that Twitter reveals.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 10:34 PM (mZ3xv)


Oh, I'm not so sure about that. I would not be surprised if Elon and others start getting 4am raids with news companies just coincidentally there to film. All of this freedom of speech stuff seems pretty insurrectiony.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 10:42 PM (VJFAr)

130 "Elon Musk is very entertaining.

Posted by: IC at December 02, 2022 10:37 PM (oX3MH) "


I hope he wins. I mean in an entertaining fashion.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2022 10:42 PM (iziT8)

131 New phone software lets you remove objects from a picture. I'm guessing that's what's going on there.
Posted by: fd at December 02, 2022 10:40 PM (sn5EN)

I know, right? Back in my day, the photographer had to use an air brush.

Posted by: zombie Joe Stalin at December 02, 2022 10:42 PM (tkR6S)

132 123 A dad that won't feed ya kinda sucks.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 02, 2022 10:41 PM (Xrfse)

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To be fair, he got to leave the radio on when Pop spent the afternoon in the strip club.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 10:42 PM (Qzn2/)

133 I believe only battleships and fleet aircraft carriers had ice cream making capacity in WWII. But they would share. The standard "reward" for the destroyers serving as rescue ships for downed flyers around carriers was a few gallons of ice cream per pilot, I think. One would be winched over while the other went the other way.

And some enterprising Navy pilots/ground crew rigged up a deal at a South Pacific base where an F4U Corsair would conduct a high altitude patrol with a sanitized wing tank filled with ice cream ingredients. When the plane landed, voila, ice cream for the squadron.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2022 10:43 PM (OTzUX)

134 I'm sorry, but Twitter did not roll out of bed one morning and decide to destroy Donald Trump.

Well, it took maybe a week of coordination/collaboration. We rate this statement as true.

Posted by: Fact Checkers at December 02, 2022 10:44 PM (Xrfse)

135 I can't believe they didn't have it rigged to go the moment his desire to purchase looked real.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 10:38 PM (KAi1n)


The left's fatal flaw is that they are determinedly sure of themselves and that they can do no wrong.

BTW, my favorite 'Elon takes over Twitter' pic was the safety lawyer in a small area with Elon and a few other people. She had that 'deer in the headlights' look before she was shitcanned. My shadenboner is becoming worrisome at this point.

Posted by: RickZ at December 02, 2022 10:44 PM (emlEe)

136 Thanks vmom stabby and Oldbob.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 02, 2022 10:44 PM (EA+Bf)

137 I can't believe they didn't have it rigged to go the moment his desire to purchase looked real.

Maybe they did and forgot about the off-site backups. Or never knew they existed since they weren't actually running the data centers.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 10:44 PM (Bd6X8)

138 Filipinas mix Red Horse beer with Pepsi.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 02, 2022 10:46 PM (3Or4S)

139 The cartoon characters are from Phineas and Ferb. Basically, 2 boys that build, giant, impossible things (like a roller coaster the size of a city that reaches to space). Their sister (in the picture) spends the entire episode trying to get their mom (the woman) to the location of the mcguffin in order to "bust" the boys, but the giant thing always disappears in an improbable way before mom sees it.

Hence: Tiennaman square, with all evidence of the massacre removed, and Candace saying "But, but, it was just here!"

Posted by: Weirddave at December 02, 2022 10:46 PM (GpUUo)

140 137 I can't believe they didn't have it rigged to go the moment his desire to purchase looked real.

Maybe they did and forgot about the off-site backups. Or never knew they existed since they weren't actually running the data centers.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 10:44 PM (Bd6X


The reason is: Hubris.

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2022 10:46 PM (AMIL/)

141 >>> Oh, I'm not so sure about that. I would not be surprised if Elon and others start getting 4am raids with news companies just coincidentally there to film. All of this freedom of speech stuff seems pretty insurrectiony.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 10:42 PM (VJFAr)
--------------------------

Be interesting the Fed sneaking onto StarBase down in S. Texas and raiding his 700 sq ft cottage.
Be interesting them sneaking onto StarBase.



Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 10:46 PM (5TmO/)

142 Texas bartenders being asked by the government to serve up new shots.

Naloxone shots

https://tinyurl.com/mr3ujzx3

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2022 10:46 PM (6Dtba)

143 "If your schadenboner lasts more than four hours, please consult a photo of Nancy Pelosi."

Posted by: CppThis at December 02, 2022 10:47 PM (UewuT)

144 >>I really wish actors would shut their yaps.

James Woods can speak as much as he wants as far as I'm concerned. But then he's not an actor anymore. They took his career.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 10:47 PM (ZLI7S)

145 >>> Be interesting the Fed sneaking onto StarBase down in S. Texas and raiding his 700 sq ft cottage.
Be interesting them sneaking onto StarBase.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 10:46 PM (5TmO/)


Like mar-a-largo?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 10:47 PM (VJFAr)

146 Good evening morons and thanks for all the memes wd

It is not "civilized" to have sympathy for the Devil.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2022 10:47 PM (EZebt)

147 56 I mean, if I’m too drunk to pass the breathalyzer, lemme go find a live raccoon is the last thing that would come to mind.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


My problem with that whole thing is that, if a drunk is able to just grab a raccoon, there is a good chance that the raccoon is diseased. And a healthy raccoon can do some real damage. I knew someone who had a dog that was attacked by a raccoon. That dog had a horrid gash in its side.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 02, 2022 10:48 PM (+lVUW)

148 133 I believe only battleships and fleet aircraft carriers had ice cream making capacity in WWII.

I toured the BB North Carolina recently. It had an ice cream machine, which surprised me. It also had very large guns, which did not.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2022 10:48 PM (eOEVl)

149 More amazing than the ice cream barges were the floating dry-docks that were built on the west coast and towed in segments to Ulithi, the Admiralties, etc where they provided maintenance and repair service for Pacific fleet ships, saving them the considerable time and travel to Bremerton, Mare Island, Long Beach, etc.

One time an old-timer came in the museum where I volunteered, wearing his Navy ballcap with his ship's number from WWII. I sort of half-guessed it was a floating dry-dock, he was stunned I'd heard of them. He had good stories. One about one of the Iowa-class, I think - the skipper/XO bridge crew rejected the normal procedure, where the dry-dock people took over to slip the big ships into place - they wanted to do it themselves. Of course, they banged into the structure, and required more work than had been planned.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2022 10:49 PM (OTzUX)

150 Getting blown by the Yankees bullpen doesn't seem like such a big deal.

Posted by: So a Red Sox fan might say at December 02, 2022 10:49 PM (V6LRK)

151 James Woods talks to Tucker Carlson this evening, and he's not happy:

https://bit.ly/3Fln33k

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 10:50 PM (Bd6X8)

152 Gotta say, this whole Twitter story today had that same twice-weekly Gateway Pundit "BOMBSHELL!" anticlimactic bullshit smell about it, from the moment I heard it was coming to the last tweet.

"Oh no! ...anyway..."

Nobody is sweating over this, and lots of people are probably very happy that for one day, the national news was looking somewhere other than in their direction.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 02, 2022 10:50 PM (YJwUM)

153

Elon Musk has a drawer full of Melania's panties?

LUCKY BASTARD!

Posted by: Bifdeeznuts at December 02, 2022 10:51 PM (OVGnc)

154 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2022 10:52 PM (qoGsy)

155 Nice, entire 'Person of Interest' series on FreeVee for free.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 10:52 PM (oHd/0)

156 For a while, in the 70s I think there was a fad where you warmed up cola in a pan on the stove and made some sort of non-alcoholic toddy out of it. I remember my sisters doing this and letting me try it. Not a fan.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 10:52 PM (VJFAr)

157 Texas bartenders being asked by the government to serve up new shots.

Naloxone shots

https://tinyurl.com/mr3ujzx3
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2022 10:46 PM (6Dtba)

So what happens if you, as a bartender, administer the Narcan, and the perp dies anyway? Or you administer the Narcan, and the perp comes back to life, and starts beating on you for harshing his mellow? Sounds fraught with legal pitfalls.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2022 10:53 PM (tkR6S)

158 Elon Musk has a drawer full of Melania's panties?

LUCKY BASTARD!
Posted by: Bifdeeznuts at December 02, 2022 10:51 PM (OVGnc)

Elon is not interested in Melania... she is past breeding age.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 10:53 PM (oHd/0)

159 Li'l Tucker gave me a chuckle. Thanks WD.

Posted by: Average Guy at December 02, 2022 10:54 PM (ngFdr)

160 Or you administer the Narcan, and the perp comes back to life, and starts beating on you for harshing his mellow?

I bet the ones that don't do that still don't tip very well.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 02, 2022 10:54 PM (nfrXX)

161 I am now considering that perhaps the Dread Pirate Ship "Ace" should have an ice cream production capacity.

Posted by: Miklos, Hearts and Minds, people at December 02, 2022 10:54 PM (NOVDU)

162 During WW2, my ol man's subs had two important pieces of equipment. An ice cream machine and a still.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2022 10:55 PM (anj39)

163 >>> Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2022 10:52 PM (qoGsy)


Back at ya, TonyP!

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 10:55 PM (VJFAr)

164 I've been coughing my lungs out for three weeks. Ugh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 10:27 PM (Qzn2/)

Just coming out of a spell. They identified my bug, streptococcus pneumoniae. I gave the Dr. a product of my cough and a lab did DNA analysis, looking for 15 different possible bacterial and viral infections. Took two days to get the analysis. It identified the best antibiotic for the infection and identified antibiotics that I have resistance genes for. Cool stuff. Of course they probably have my genetic profile now but who doesn't.

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2022 10:56 PM (AmoqO)

165 In March 1981, Marianne Bachmeier walked into the courtroom where Klaus Grabowsk was on trial for raping and murdering her 7 year old daughter and did the right thing. That look on her face, however. That look...

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I remember back in '93 when living in CA, Ellie Nesler walked into the courtroom and killed Daniel Mark Driver, who had been accused of sexually abusing five boys -- including Nesler's then-six-year-old son, William. She fired five shots into Driver's head; he had previous convictions for child molestation.

Too bad there's no video ...

"Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable." -- Stuff JFK Almost Said, Vol. 2

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 02, 2022 10:56 PM (K3TEc)

166 Oddly enough, that story out of MARINE CORPS BASE CAMP PENDLETON is not the oddest one I've heard from there.

Truth is stranger than fiction.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2022 10:56 PM (qoGsy)

167 Twitter: "We took the US Government's implied order to us to censor your free speech for years. Was I wrong?"

Media, tonight: "Huh? Haven't you heard - Trump had dinner on night with a black rapper he knew, who also brought along some gay guy and a Holocaust Denier that no one heard of! Reeeeeeee!"

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2022 10:57 PM (+Cgut)

168 Here's a nice bit of NorCal news for you dog lovers:
nextdoor.com/p/_pssYxWLxWZz?view=detail

(Dunno if you have to be on nextdoor)

Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 10:57 PM (KAi1n)

169 >>> I am now considering that perhaps the Dread Pirate Ship "Ace" should have an ice cream production capacity.
Posted by: Miklos, Hearts and Minds, people at December 02, 2022 10:54 PM (NOVDU)


I'm not going off to sea without at least ice cream sandwiches, preferably chipwich.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 10:58 PM (VJFAr)

170 I'm actually a little surprised that Musk is delivering the goods this early and this publicly; I figured he would sit on them until the breach-of-severance lawsuit gets underway. Maybe he wanted to pre-empt that, or maybe he's starting to enjoy a bit of showboating.

In any case, I don't know what'll come of it but it's a big step forward that it is now public-public, not just political-pundit-public. Compare the case of public schools, they had a pervert problem for years but it wasn't until the Covidian lockdowns forced parents to look under the hood that they got pissed off and began organizing real change at the school district level.

Posted by: CppThis at December 02, 2022 10:58 PM (UewuT)

171 Or you administer the Narcan, and the perp comes back to life, and starts beating on you for harshing his mellow? Sounds fraught with legal pitfalls.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2022 10:53 PM (tkR6S)
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This is mostly a myth for any modern dose of narcan. If you've onboarded enough opiates for someone to give you narcan to keep you from dying, one dose isn't going to suddenly sober you up to the point that you can do much of anything other than lay there not dying, let alone fight someone.

Back in the day, maybe EMTs were pushing huge IV doses of it which could, but that's not the case with nasally administered stuff now.

Posted by: ballistic at December 02, 2022 10:59 PM (oXNqT)

172 Was Mantle the coolest guy ever?

Yes, he was.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2022 10:59 PM (qoGsy)

173 James Woods talks to Tucker Carlson this evening, and he's not happy:

Dude is not afraid to fight. I salute him.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 02, 2022 11:00 PM (Xrfse)

174 27-17 UTah

Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 11:00 PM (geLO8)

175 I'm not going off to sea without at least ice cream sandwiches, preferably chipwich.
Posted by: banana Dream

Ok, if it involves both Ben and Jerry dangling o'er the forearm

Posted by: Miklos, kind and considerate Pirate Cap'm at December 02, 2022 11:01 PM (NOVDU)

176 I may be totally am an asshole, but the whole Narcan thing seems like it's getting in the way of Mr. Darwin's good work.

Posted by: CppThis at December 02, 2022 11:01 PM (UewuT)

177 So what happens if you, as a bartender, administer the Narcan, and the perp dies anyway?



I dunno. You are right, it's certainly a legal liability.

I've had three different regulars over the years due from overdose (not at the bar).

I wouldn't have hesitated to try to save them (two of them ex-military in their late 20s and one old timer with chronic back problems in his late 60s) if it happened in front of me.

But part of me would rather find out where they got the dope and burn their dealers' home to the ground and tie them to a telephone pole with barbed wire.

Opioids and fentanyl are killing our people at record numbers while the FBI arrests MAGA grannies.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2022 11:03 PM (6Dtba)

178 I may be totally am an asshole, but the whole Narcan thing seems like it's getting in the way of Mr. Darwin's good work.
Posted by: CppThis at December 02, 2022 11:01 PM (UewuT)

Yes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2022 11:03 PM (tkR6S)

179

I'm seeing progressively moar FNM outlets taking notice of Musk's Twitter revelations, and the spin machine is spooling up...

I suppose by Monday, all this will be covered up and explained away...

Again...

Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 11:04 PM (aCAFt)

180 I'm surprised Elon leaked this on a Friday

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:05 PM (Kd4bG)

181 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at December 02, 2022 11:05 PM (qAR6u)

182 > Nobody is sweating over this

Except for the part where the Twitter execs filed a sworn statement with the FEC that they had no contact with the Biden campaign, when their interior documents showed just the opposite?

I think if I was Vijayjay Gadde I might be sweating *just a bit* right now.

Plus, there are many more docs to come. I seriously doubt if they released the best stuff on the first day.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 11:05 PM (bW8dp)

183 Neighbor, I haven't been on NextDoor in years. They should call it Yenta Central.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2022 11:06 PM (EZebt)

184

We routinely put people on Narcan drips when treating an OD. Chinese fentanyl has a long half-life.

Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at December 02, 2022 11:06 PM (OVGnc)

185 I think if I was Vijayjay Gadde I might be sweating *just a bit* right now.

-----------

I hope they crucify that smug arrogant bitch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 11:07 PM (Qzn2/)

186 Concerning Twitter employees, mainly those in power positions, how many are women? How many are foreigners?

Posted by: Ciampino - Demoncraps are all lying Communists at December 02, 2022 11:07 PM (qfLjt)

187 I'm surprised Elon leaked this on a Friday
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:05 PM (Kd4bG)


the man owns Twitter, he isn't going to rely on the traditional media to cover this. It will be chewed over on Twitter and by Monday I suspect it will be too big to ignore.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2022 11:07 PM (xhaym)

188 >>I'm surprised Elon leaked this on a Friday

It's day 1. There is a lot more coming.

One of the best quotes I've seen in a while is "Musk didn't buy a company, he bought a crime scene."

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 11:08 PM (ZLI7S)

189 I suppose by Monday, all this will be covered up and explained away...

Again...
Posted by: Zettai

#h8r

Nic looks kinda Russian....

Posted by: Mainstream Media Miklos at December 02, 2022 11:08 PM (NOVDU)

190 Neighbor, I haven't been on NextDoor in years. They should call it Yenta Central.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I'm just there for the reports on crime, lost cats, and coyotes wandering around Noe Valley and Castro.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 11:08 PM (KAi1n)

191 I think what Elon is doing matters. Even if it turns out it doesn't get the criminals into legal.jeopardy, it matters that more of the masks are stripped away.
We need a majority of the public awake and seeing what is happening.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:09 PM (Kd4bG)

192 27-24 Utah

Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 11:09 PM (geLO8)

193 Ya know.... Musk could be the ultimate skywriter.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 11:09 PM (KAi1n)

194 Well, I'm going to go back to bed. Seems the fever has broken. and I am not hurting near as much as I was.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2022 11:09 PM (tkR6S)

195 Concerning Twitter employees, mainly those in power positions, how many are women? How many are foreigners?

Don't have the numbers but I'm confident it's less than it was a few months ago.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 11:10 PM (Bd6X8)

196 Feel better AOP.

Chicken soup. Miraculous healing powers.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2022 11:10 PM (6Dtba)

197

Are we all sick?

What do we all have in common?

Uh-oh...

Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at December 02, 2022 11:11 PM (OVGnc)

198 Well, I'm going to go back to bed. Seems the fever has broken. and I am not hurting near as much as I was.

Didn't know you were sick, but glad to hear you're feeling at least a little better.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 11:11 PM (Bd6X8)

199 It might have been on the USS North Carolina where I was told which ships had ice cream machines. I already knew about the ice cream for rescued pilots terms of trade.

The huge drydocks were ABSDs (Advanced Base Sectional Docks), towed in sections across the Pacific. Yet another amazing logistical spectacular from the US of WWII. Of course it's fairly well known, but once the US got warmed up, Japan wasn't even in the same universe when it came to logistics, industry, R&D, etc. Like a pro women's soccer team being stomped by a high school boys' team.

The US planned to use enormous artificial harbors, much bigger than the Normandy "Mulberries" for the invasion of the Tokyo area in 1946. Also built in sections - I think at the same facilities where the ABSDs were built - they would be towed into place.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2022 11:11 PM (OTzUX)

200 I first learned about fentanyl in Reader's Digest at the ophthalmologist's office in 1985.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 11:12 PM (KAi1n)

201 >>We need a majority of the public awake and seeing what is happening.

Exactly.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 11:12 PM (ZLI7S)

202 >>> So what happens if you, as a bartender, administer the Narcan, and the perp dies anyway? Or you administer the Narcan, and the perp comes back to life, and starts beating on you for harshing his mellow? Sounds fraught with legal pitfalls.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Sounds like they are trying to Federalize life down in TX.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 11:13 PM (5TmO/)

203 James Woods talks to Tucker Carlson this evening, and he's not happy:

Dont know who JW is but it sounds like he has the money and will to fight back. Good for him.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 11:13 PM (fivxw)

204 The local Narcan "vending machine" in my town of 4500 has 50 doses. It's been refilled about 4 times in 6 weeks.

Think about it; 200 doses for 4500 people. There's no way there are that many overdoses here. Yet the police department where the machine is located is stoked about "their commitment to the community." As are the blues who rallied to get it.

Yet... no mention of the surge in break-ins or theft or shoplifting or.... because nobody wants to admit the Narcan machine is a magnet for crime. Doesn't fit the narrative.

Stupid fuckers....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 02, 2022 11:13 PM (Q4IgG)

205 China is flooding this country with poison and our elected officials do nothing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 11:13 PM (u73oe)

206 Bifdeeznuts,
If you're still here, just a thought. When I get a cold, I go to a Chinese restaurant and get takeout, a quart each of hot and sour soup, wonton soup, and egg drop. That's all I eat until it's gone, then I go back and get more. Eating nothing but good, hot soup makes me feel better.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 02, 2022 11:14 PM (+lVUW)

207 34-24 Utah

Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 11:14 PM (geLO8)

208 In Churchill's books, he quotes a German general who, when he learned that American POW's had fresh cake, said, "We can't get soap, and they have fresh cake."

Posted by: MkY at December 02, 2022 11:15 PM (cPGH3)

209 Dont know who JW is but it sounds like he has the money and will to fight back. Good for him.

Actor, and a fairly smart guy. Not a normal combination.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 11:15 PM (Bd6X8)

210 SFGoth Noe Valley has coyotes? They come out of the hills to the west (Twin Peaks)? Had never heard about that.

How's your parking situation - and related, car crime? My buddy lives on Alvarado, has always been challenging finding parking when I visit. And actually somewhat reluctant to visit any more, mostly because don't want the car broken into (not a valuable car, it's the fury I would experience at it all).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2022 11:15 PM (OTzUX)

211 China is flooding this country with poison and our elected officials do nothing.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 11:13 PM (u73oe)


They are cashing the checks, should they do more?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2022 11:16 PM (xhaym)

212 I was a company commander for over a year and my troops did some weird shit, but not raccoon weird.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2022 11:16 PM (anj39)

213 Glad you're feeling at least a little better, AOP.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 11:16 PM (bW8dp)

214 138 Filipinas mix Red Horse beer with Pepsi.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 02, 2022 10:46 PM (3Or4S)
----
A shandy is:
Beer and soda, usually lemonade, 7-Up or similar are very popular refreshing drinks in the tropics. Other sodas as per taste. My first shandy was beer and either Pepsi or Coke. Great temper for the bitter hops. Also great for kids, a shot glass or two of beer in a tall glass of soda.

Posted by: Ciampino - Shandy is available in cans at December 02, 2022 11:16 PM (qfLjt)

215 Ozzy, ozzy, ozzy!

Ou Oi! Oi!

Yasmin for six!

Ho Utes!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 02, 2022 11:16 PM (xxG/v)

216 Dont know who JW is but it sounds like he has the money and will to fight back. Good for him.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 11:13 PM



There's been a rumour, a tabloid staple for literally decades, that James Woods has an utterly massive penis...

Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 11:16 PM (aaiRr)

217

Nerdygirl, You are a Great American!

Sounds delicious. I wonder what delivery would cost...

Posted by: Bifdeeznuts at December 02, 2022 11:17 PM (OVGnc)

218 German girls like their cola-bier

Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 11:17 PM (geLO8)

219 wild cherry bark cough syrup is very good for coughs, also chestnut leaf herbal tincture.
Buckwheat honey as well, a teaspoon or so straight.

Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at December 02, 2022 11:17 PM (BjGT6)

220 175 I'm not going off to sea without at least ice cream sandwiches, preferably chipwich.
Posted by: banana Dream
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In the fridge is a box of ice cream sandwiches, a box of ice cream drum sticks, and a box of vanilla bars coated with chocolate.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 11:18 PM (5TmO/)

221 There's been a rumour, a tabloid staple for literally decades, that James Woods has an utterly massive penis...

I know he sued a guy for calling him a cokehead, but he's never sued anyone for saying that as far as I know.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 11:18 PM (Bd6X8)

222 well, they did in the 70s when I was there

Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 11:18 PM (geLO8)

223 Y'know, he's as much nutball as not, but it WOULD be great if Musk had Glenn Beck put together an entire Chalkboard Explanation of the whole Twitter Train Wreck, and from there lead it into how Fraudbook and Gargle tracked right along the exact same path.

And pay the networks, CNN & Fox, *undeniable* money, to run the 90 minute prime time special, simulcast across all those channels.

Mr. & Mrs. America, Here for the next 90 minutes, the proof of your government in collusion with private industry, weaponizing those industries against their political foes. THEN, you would have the LIVs in on the chatter, and the media would play hell trying to spin out of it, for a change.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2022 11:18 PM (e6UQI)

224 "China is flooding this country with poison and our elected officials do nothing."

Well technically not correct, Duke.

They actively ignore the situation, and refuse to do or even say anything about the collapse of border security and rule of law, and sovereignty.

And the only break in this pattern, for many many years, was that short period where that uncouth loudmouth was in the WH.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2022 11:19 PM (OTzUX)

225 "My buddy lives on Alvarado"

What's his cross street?

Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 11:19 PM (KAi1n)

226 That Navy CPO...

Thanks Navy, something else not to look up - Squeezing the 'Coon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2022 11:19 PM (B+UAy)

227 Man, I hope USC comes back to win. Not cuz I give a rip about SC, but because a USC/TCU/UM and UG playoff would be a true NATIONAL championship.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 02, 2022 11:20 PM (GpUUo)

228 >>Actor, and a fairly smart guy. Not a normal combination.

Really smart guy. Not that many actors, or people, who got admitted to MIT back when it was a serious school.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 11:20 PM (ZLI7S)

229 Coyotes are over on the eastern side of Noe Valley/Castro. Apparently there's a large den over there. They're really all over the city, though I've never seen one (except on nextdoor).

Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 11:21 PM (KAi1n)

230 > but he's never sued anyone for saying that as far as I know.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 11:18 PM (Bd6X

Who would sue for that?

Strike that: I guess maybe a tranny who hadn't actually had his dick cut off might.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 11:21 PM (bW8dp)

231 We have a restaurant here that serves "green soup" containing fresh pieces of ginger. So good for fighting illness.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 11:22 PM (fivxw)

232
Dont know who JW is but it sounds like he has the money and will to fight back. Good for him.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 11:13 PM
He is an older actor, Videodrome, Against All Odds, Once Upon A Time in America, and apparently a prolific voice actor, particularly for video games. He was Hades in Disneys Hercules, which is the role I remember. Red pilled on a 9-11 after he was on what he believes was a practice flight by the terrorists a couple of weeks before, reported it to FBI and they never got back to him.

Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2022 11:23 PM (JrN/x)

233 > Really smart guy. Not that many actors, or people, who got admitted to MIT back when it was a serious school.

Dolph Lundgren got a Fulbright Scholarship to MIT, but was "discovered" before he actually attended. He already had a master's degree in chemical engineering..



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 11:23 PM (bW8dp)

234 My parking situation is great since there's a big tree out front that drops sap constantly, so there's usually a spot around there. At this point, my car's a beater and there're much more attractive targets.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 11:23 PM (KAi1n)

235 SFGoth, forgetting the street right now, but he's over towards the street where the Muni line runs through, just before the plunging hill down towards the Mission.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2022 11:23 PM (OTzUX)

236 Amusement park rides are racist:

Disney fans hoping for one last plunge on Splash Mountain have less than two months to ride the iconic theme park attraction before it closes for an extensive makeover.

The attraction will close on January 23, 2023, as Disney moves to walk away from the wide criticism that the ride promotes "racial stereotypes."

Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 11:24 PM (geLO8)

237 Fair enough, Rhomboid.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 11:24 PM (u73oe)

238 212 I was a company commander for over a year and my troops did some weird shit, but not raccoon weird.
Posted by: Diogenes

How would you feel when you found out they did weird shit - mad,exasperated, or kinda perversely proud?
Just wondering how commanders think...

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:24 PM (Kd4bG)

239 Actor, and a fairly smart guy. Not a normal combination

Any movie recommendations that he is in?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 11:24 PM (fivxw)

240 Hi people. Always said, and always believed that the AoS folks were the best on the planet. Love you all. Wish I was dead but that's like a side note or something.

You are all great.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 02, 2022 11:24 PM (rl2lu)

241 Regarding the Utah versus USC game, looks like the better defense is winning this one.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 02, 2022 11:24 PM (F5ekr)

242 I've seen dead coyotes, struck by cars, aka road kill.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, judgy as usual... at December 02, 2022 11:26 PM (jTmQV)

243 Any movie recommendations that he is in?

See Moki's post at 232.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 11:26 PM (Bd6X8)

244 The attraction will close on January 23, 2023, as Disney moves to walk away from the wide criticism that the ride promotes "racial stereotypes."
Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 11:24 PM (geLO

------------

Yep. The beloved character Dindu Nuffin will be erased from Disney canon forever.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 11:26 PM (Qzn2/)

245 There's loads of coyotes in GG Park I see them all the time. There was one lurking outside work last night, but we're adjacent to a golf course.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2022 11:26 PM (EZebt)

246 >>Any movie recommendations that he is in?

The Onion Field.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 11:26 PM (ZLI7S)

247 Thanks moki

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 11:26 PM (fivxw)

248 Outstanding content tonight, hard to choose the best, but the racoon police report had me unable to talk from laughing.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 02, 2022 11:26 PM (5p7BC)

249 205 China is flooding this country with poison and our elected officials do nothing.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 11:13 PM (u73oe)

Sure we are!

We're shipping tankers of oil from the Strategic Oil Reserve to China as we speak!

Posted by: The Biden Crime Family at December 02, 2022 11:26 PM (i+mOk)

250 SFGoth, forgetting the street right now, but he's over towards the street where the Muni line runs through, just before the plunging hill down towards the Mission.
Posted by: rhomboid

Sounds like Sanchez. That's where Alvarado pretty much ends going east towards Mission. I'm on Alvarado too, towards the west.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 11:27 PM (KAi1n)

251 James Woods is literally a genius.

I used to read his Twitter regularly, his and PDT's

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2022 11:27 PM (EZebt)

252 Actor, and a fairly smart guy. Not a normal combination.

Really smart guy. Not that many actors, or people, who got admitted to MIT back when it was a serious school.
Posted by: JackStraw

Yep. See also - Dolph Lundgren holds a masters in chemical engineering and William Smith was working on his Doctorate. He held various classified US Gov positions.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2022 11:27 PM (qoGsy)

253 How would you feel when you found out they did weird shit - mad,exasperated, or kinda perversely proud?
Just wondering how commanders think...
Posted by: vmom
___

As a squad leader, all the above.

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2022 11:28 PM (7vvHL)

254 Hey Beck

what's going on?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 11:28 PM (fivxw)

255 >>>>Any movie recommendations that he is in?

Salvador. Nominated for Academy Award

Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 11:28 PM (geLO8)

256 251 James Woods is literally a genius.

----------

He's no Bette Midler. She hasn't bathed in months!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 11:28 PM (Qzn2/)

257 He's no Bette Midler. She hasn't bathed in months!

She's got to be a walking EPA superfund site by now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 11:29 PM (Bd6X8)

258 247 Thanks moki
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 11:26 PM (fivxw)


You are most welcome!!!

Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2022 11:30 PM (JrN/x)

259 hard to choose the best, but the racoon police report had me unable to talk from laughing

Had to be the strangest night of that racoon's life

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 11:31 PM (fivxw)

260 How would you feel when you found out they did weird shit - mad,exasperated, or kinda perversely proud?
Just wondering how commanders think...
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

The good ones?

"Christ on a crutch Tonypete, we all know CDR Jones is an twatwaffle but fer f*cks sake. . . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2022 11:31 PM (qoGsy)

261 Hey Moki.

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2022 11:31 PM (7vvHL)

262 lol Tp.

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2022 11:32 PM (7vvHL)

263 40-24 Utah

Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 11:32 PM (geLO8)

264

Everyone to be putting hands together and cheering for reason we will to have vindicatings and avengings!!


https://nitter.moomoo.me/GOPLeader/status/ 1598868493180366849


#spankmeharderdaddy

Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 11:32 PM (3kqda)

265 Sounds like Sanchez. That's where Alvarado pretty much ends going east towards Mission. I'm on Alvarado too, towards the west.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 11:27 PM (KAi1n)


I have friends who have lived on Fair Oaks since the 1960's, and have a small dog. I'll have to warn them about the coyotes, just in case they don't already know (they might not be on Next Door).

Posted by: HTL at December 02, 2022 11:33 PM (eK24U)

266 239 Actor, and a fairly smart guy. Not a normal combination

Any movie recommendations that he is in?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 11:24 PM (fivxw)

Off the top of my head, Casino (a Scorsese movie mid 90's with Sharon Stone, DiNero, and Joe Peschi) was one.
He was also in Ray Donovan, the cable series. And many, many more.
Excellent actor for decades.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 02, 2022 11:33 PM (i+mOk)

267 How would you feel when you found out they did weird shit - mad,exasperated, or kinda perversely proud?
Just wondering how commanders think...
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:24 PM (Kd4bG)
***

Would depend on the soldier and just how weird. The first kid I chaptered out of the army was a really great guy who inherited millions from his grandpa. Old Virginia money. Missed him a lot.
Next one was a complete wack job. Did not miss him.
Another was sad. Should never have been allowed into the army his scores were so low. But...he could run a 4:20 mile in boots! A genuinely nice kid too.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2022 11:33 PM (anj39)

268 Had to be the strangest night of that racoon's life
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

"There I was, minding my own business looking for a trash can to root through, when suddenly..."

Posted by: Racoon Pethouse Letter at December 02, 2022 11:33 PM (Kd4bG)

269 SFGoth that's it, Sanchez. So you're neighbors.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2022 11:34 PM (OTzUX)

270 I am more in the southern part of SF, bordering on the Daly City line. We get sightings of coyote every day in the MacLaren Park area. They are out casually doing their thing, not bothered by humans at all.
Lots of missing pets posters about also.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, judgy as usual... at December 02, 2022 11:34 PM (jTmQV)

271 >>James Woods is literally a genius.

Yes, well he did grow up in Rhode Island.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 11:34 PM (ZLI7S)

272 So, a piece of musical equipment I ordered, used, from guitar center came in. It takes a 9V/500mA adapter and the one they included is 12V/500mA. Great.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 11:34 PM (KAi1n)

273 Points at USC and laughs. Arrogant jerks.

Posted by: IC at December 02, 2022 11:34 PM (oX3MH)

274 Franpsycho Woods' twatters was also on my rather limited and eclectic list back in the day. Smart and reasonable guy.

And there's that pre-9/11 story he had on the airliner.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2022 11:35 PM (OTzUX)

275 I think I remember you mentioning the rich kid before, Diogenes

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:35 PM (Kd4bG)

276 205 China is flooding this country with poison and our elected officials do nothing.
========
If it makes you feel happy the PRC is going to hit the wall at 80 mph by the time this decade ends. There's too many entropic effects at work and Ji is playing Great Leader instead of delivering governance to resolve the entropic effect issues. There have been times in history when there was more than one China. It can happen again.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2022 11:35 PM (W+kMI)

277 So, a piece of musical equipment I ordered, used, from guitar center came in. It takes a 9V/500mA adapter and the one they included is 12V/500mA. Great.

I'm surprised they got current rating right.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 11:36 PM (Bd6X8)

278 Evening.

I'm home.

"*In Crisis on Infinite Earths, Earth-Six was the one where America lost the Revolutionary War"

WeirdDave, a weeb *and* a DC fanboi.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 02, 2022 11:36 PM (1Yy3c)

279 {{{SMH}}}


How are you??

Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2022 11:37 PM (JrN/x)

280 JW was in The General’s Daughter with John Travolta. Pretty good movie.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 02, 2022 11:37 PM (ZTJjv)

281 I'm doing better than Ye, so there's that, Moki.

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2022 11:37 PM (7vvHL)

282 Climax is in North Carolina


There is also a Climax, MI, between Kalamazoo and Battle Creek. The anchor chick is from the K-zoo station WMMT.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 02, 2022 11:38 PM (ufFY8)

283 233 > Really smart guy. Not that many actors, or people, who got admitted to MIT back when it was a serious school.

Dolph Lundgren got a Fulbright Scholarship to MIT, but was "discovered" before he actually attended. He already had a master's degree in chemical engineering..

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 11:23 PM (bW8dp)

James Woods, mentioned upthread, attended MIT.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 02, 2022 11:38 PM (7YanT)

284 There have been times in history when there was more than one China. It can happen again.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2022 11:35 PM (W+kMI)

*Ahem*

Posted by: Republic Of China at December 02, 2022 11:38 PM (1Yy3c)

285 I think I remember you mentioning the rich kid before, Diogenes
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:35 PM (Kd4bG)


I probably did. He's one you remember. Smart, good trooper, college educated and a great since of humor. he left me pics of the girl he had been...ahhh...playing house with.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2022 11:39 PM (anj39)

286 Utah's D is SMOTHERING USC right now

Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 11:39 PM (geLO8)

287 Sorry, JackStraw. Saw that you mentioned that.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 02, 2022 11:39 PM (7YanT)

288

Two Ch*nas are good, three would be better...

Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 11:40 PM (3kqda)

289

The General's Daughter was HOT. Super boobies...

Posted by: Bifdeeznuts at December 02, 2022 11:40 PM (OVGnc)

290 281 I'm doing better than Ye, so there's that, Moki.
Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2022 11:37 PM (7vvHL)


God bless him.

And you are a righteous babe, SMH, so Ye and many more can't hold a candle to you!!!!

Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2022 11:40 PM (JrN/x)

291 Six hours after the biggest political scandal in decades... MSN homepage has NO COVERAGE AT ALL of the Twitter doc leaks... none.

Proof of how in the tank big Media is.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 11:41 PM (oHd/0)

292 I have a box full of wall warts.
How anyone ever thought these were of use is perplexing.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, judgy as usual... at December 02, 2022 11:41 PM (jTmQV)

293 "I like Germany so much, I want there to be two of them"

(old Cold War crack playing off residual WWII sentiments)

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2022 11:41 PM (OTzUX)

294 46-24 Utah, PAT pending

Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 11:42 PM (geLO8)

295 Utah is kicking the crap out of the University of Spoiled Children.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2022 11:42 PM (U2p+3)

296

What's a wall wart? $20?

Posted by: Bifdeeznuts at December 02, 2022 11:42 PM (OVGnc)

297 Living in the Pac 8-10-12 all of my life, an observation is that seldom there is a team with an undefeated season. The teams always beat each other up year after year.
Take Utah, who is kicking SC's ass right now. Yet, they lost 3 games this year. They also were SC's only loss in the regular season, by 1 point.

The 4 team college playoff sucks, and I for one look forward to the 12 team playoff. At least they will decide it on the field instead of the back room of the CFP committee.
Not shocked at the Ute's effort tonight, really. They match up well against SC, and a lot of SC's players are hurt. Still no excuse. Would have liked to see SC in the final 4 though, now it will be "THE" fucking Ohio State University will be in after getting their asses kicked by Michigan.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 02, 2022 11:42 PM (i+mOk)

298 292 I have a box full of wall warts.
How anyone ever thought these were of use is perplexing.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, judgy as usual... at December 02, 2022 11:41 PM (jTmQV)


And on THAT note, I'm taking my lung rot to bed. Bless y'all!

Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2022 11:42 PM (JrN/x)

299 You're all wonderful and despite my cat nudging me relentlessly I will click POST

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 02, 2022 11:42 PM (rl2lu)

300 Utah ! Wow

Posted by: LASue at December 02, 2022 11:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

301 >>Sorry, JackStraw. Saw that you mentioned that.

No worries. Same jersey.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 11:42 PM (ZLI7S)

302 USC was whipped.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 02, 2022 11:43 PM (F5ekr)

303 Dolph Lundgren got a Fulbright Scholarship to MIT, but was "discovered" before he actually attended. He already had a master's degree in chemical engineering..

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 11:23 PM (bW8dp)


Did his chemical engineering studies at Washington State University. Go Cougs!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2022 11:43 PM (anj39)

304 I didn't realize Jenner is pro-Elon:

@Caitlyn_Jenner
@elonmusk
I hope you are surrounded by massive security and in an extremely safe undisclosed location - you just became public enemy number one to some very very bad people, I pray for your safety and thank you for your bravery! We need more
@elonmusk
in our society!!!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:43 PM (Kd4bG)

305 ...my cat nudging me relentlessly I will click POST

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 02, 2022 11:42 PM



RtC has stopped biting the shit out of you??

Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 11:44 PM (3kqda)

306 I just read my post about college football, and for the record, I astabolutely fucking HATE SC. Have for decades.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 02, 2022 11:44 PM (i+mOk)

307 What's a wall wart? $20?

Yep, same as in town.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 11:45 PM (Bd6X8)

308 BeckoningChasm, you OK?

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 02, 2022 11:45 PM (XEl8M)

309 Yes, well he did grow up in Rhode Island

lol

Are we even sure that is a real place

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 11:45 PM (fivxw)

310 How would you feel when you found out they did weird shit - mad,exasperated, or kinda perversely proud?
Just wondering how commanders think...
Posted by: vmom

Been there... kinda did that... don't care as long as it does not affect their job performance, or the unit.

Was not there to be a Moral Policeman... was there to blow the enemies shit up.

but that was old Navy... Now... Hell... I'd be the one on the chopping block for being a Salty Crusty Sea Dawg.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 11:45 PM (oHd/0)

311 Had the impression that Jenner was relatively "conservative", politically, though I've not followed his story at all, so this reaction to Muskageddon doesn't surprise me.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2022 11:45 PM (OTzUX)

312

Jenner is pro-anything that gets xqzyr name back in the news again...

Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 11:46 PM (3kqda)

313 I didn't realize Jenner is pro-Elon:
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:43 PM (Kd4bG)

Jenner was also pro-Trump.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 02, 2022 11:46 PM (1Yy3c)

314 Changing the topic.... tomorrow Fathom Cinema is putting on a movie of Longfellow, called "I heard the bells"

looks pretty cool.

https://www.iheardthebellsmovie.com

just this weekend.

Posted by: sassy at December 02, 2022 11:46 PM (xSICi)

315 Bustles in trying to post Happy Friday, Horde while it is still in fact Friday, well at least for another fifteen minutes.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 02, 2022 11:46 PM (a4EWo)

316 Niters, Moki.
___

You're all wonderful and despite my cat nudging me relentlessly I will click POST
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
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I'm not exactly a favorite around here, BC, for good reason, but if I manage to not get banned, regardless of what your cat thinks, you're okay.

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2022 11:47 PM (IC0n9)

317 I think I remember you mentioning the rich kid before, Diogenes
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:35 PM (Kd4bG)


I may of also mentioned the three women who signed into my company all 6 weeks apart, all pregnant, and all had been sleeping with the same instructor at their school (signal MOS). We got that sergeant kicked out. Of the three women, two stayed in long enough to have the babies and then got out, the third stayed in and was a good troop.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2022 11:47 PM (anj39)

318 Hey there DDS! Hope you folks are doing well.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2022 11:47 PM (qoGsy)

319 Fuck the Trojans!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2022 11:48 PM (U2p+3)

320 A wall wart is something that transfers the energy requirements from the device you bought to the lump of plastic that plugs into the wall so that you think you are saving energy by using it instead of having the energy requirements contained in to the device itself.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, judgy as usual... at December 02, 2022 11:48 PM (jTmQV)

321 It's a bit depressing to learn that Dolph Lundgren has a masters in chemical engineering, plus he's also so physically gifted. What kind of super food did his mom feed him when he was a baby?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:48 PM (Kd4bG)

322 Fuck the Trojans!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Don't you mean 'with'?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2022 11:49 PM (qoGsy)

323
I'm not exactly a favorite around here, .....

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2022 11:47 PM (IC0n9)

What the F*** are you talking about?

You're the best, SMH! Eff anyone who can't take the truth!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 02, 2022 11:50 PM (i+mOk)

324 47-24 Utah, final

Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 11:50 PM (geLO8)

325 I guess that means I prefer my actors dumb and pretty.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:50 PM (Kd4bG)

326 And on THAT note, I'm taking my lung rot to bed. Bless y'all!
Posted by: Moki

Good night Moki ~ God bless your rest.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 11:50 PM (fivxw)

327 321 It's a bit depressing to learn that Dolph Lundgren has a masters in chemical engineering, plus he's also so physically gifted. What kind of super food did his mom feed him when he was a baby?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:48 PM (Kd4bG)

Apparently, Cougar Gold Cheese.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 02, 2022 11:51 PM (i+mOk)

328 Dammit, now how much will it cost to get my daughters into Utah?
And where is Utah?

Posted by: Lori Laughlin at December 02, 2022 11:51 PM (RlNHr)

329 It's a bit depressing to learn that Dolph Lundgren has a masters in chemical engineering, plus he's also so physically gifted. What kind of super food did his mom feed him when he was a baby?

She probably just mixed in a little Miracle Grow in his bathwater when he was a baby.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 11:51 PM (Bd6X8)

330 ..I'm not exactly a favorite around here, BC, for good reason, but if I manage to not get banned, regardless of what your cat thinks, you're okay. Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2022 11:47 PM (IC0n9)

Bulls...um, might I beg to differ there, sis?

You're *exactly* a favorite around here, at least for me, for all the good reasons. My love to you and a manly handshake for Ex-squared, over there!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2022 11:51 PM (e6UQI)

331
I may of also mentioned the three women who signed into my company all 6 weeks apart, all pregnant, and all had been sleeping with the same instructor at their school (signal MOS). We got that sergeant kicked out. Of the three women, two stayed in long enough to have the babies and then got out, the third stayed in and was a good troop.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2022 11:47 PM (anj39)

Instead of those ice cream ships, looks like the military needs a condom ship or two.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 02, 2022 11:53 PM (i+mOk)

332 Pentagon Admits It Can't Account For $2.2 TRILLION - AGAIN.
Of The 27 Agencies Audited Within The @DeptofDefense, ONLY Seven Received A Passing Grade!
https://is.gd/21jdkP

But we get lumbered with 87000 IRS agents looking at $600 transactions.

Posted by: Ciampino - Shady Pentagon at December 02, 2022 11:53 PM (qfLjt)

333 Apparently, Cougar Gold Cheese.

Which is now $50 goddamn dollars a tin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And no pepperjack!

FML

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at December 02, 2022 11:53 PM (OVGnc)

334 328 Dammit, now how much will it cost to get my daughters into Utah?
And where is Utah?
Posted by: Lori Laughlin at December 02, 2022 11:51 PM (RlNHr)\\

Well, first they need to agree to a few... things...

Posted by: Utah Mormon Border Patrol at December 02, 2022 11:53 PM (oHd/0)

335 328 Dammit, now how much will it cost to get my daughters into Utah?
And where is Utah?
Posted by: Lori Laughlin at December 02, 2022 11:51 PM (RlNHr)

Now that's funny!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 02, 2022 11:54 PM (i+mOk)

336 Heading to Wyoming tomorrow to shoot with some friends.I just gotta make sure I get up early.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 02, 2022 11:54 PM (UQUAY)

337 284 There have been times in history when there was more than one China. It can happen again.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2022 11:35 PM (W+kMI)

*Ahem*
======
Point conceded to Taiwan, the Republic of China and still standing despite not being official.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2022 11:55 PM (W+kMI)

338 Pentagon Admits It Can't Account For $2.2 TRILLION - AGAIN.

***

Won't account

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:55 PM (Kd4bG)

339 Instead of those ice cream ships, looks like the military needs a condom ship or two.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 02, 2022 11:53 PM (i+mOk)

In Foreign ports we used to have an old WW2 style Helmet on the Quarterdeck that the Doc would fill with 'Battle Helmets' (condoms).

Yeah... Old Navy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 11:55 PM (oHd/0)

340 Apparently, Cougar Gold Cheese.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 02, 2022 11:51 PM (i+mOk)


Yum!!!!
Even Bluebell likes it!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2022 11:56 PM (anj39)

341 They found people at the Pentagon who can do math? I'm skeptical.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 02, 2022 11:56 PM (KFhLj)

342 You're *exactly* a favorite around here, at least for me, for all the good reasons. My love to you and a manly handshake for Ex-squared, over there!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
___

lol

I'm a very prickly somebody nowadays, and it doesn't take much to set me off, and it's taking a lot of prayer to remind of some things.

But thank God for memes.

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2022 11:57 PM (IC0n9)

343 But we get lumbered with 87000 IRS agents looking at $600 transactions.
Posted by: Ciampino - Shady Pentagon at December 02, 2022 11:53 PM (qfLjt)

Cracks me up that the Gov says these 87K IRS agents are a GOOD THING, because they will bring in as much as 1 Trillion in Taxes....

So... 5% MORE of the GDP goes from the hands of citizens, to the Government? and that's a GOOD THING?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 11:58 PM (oHd/0)

344 They found people at the Pentagon who can do math? I'm skeptical.
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So am I.

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2022 11:58 PM (IC0n9)

345
In Churchill's books, he quotes a German general who, when he learned that American POW's had fresh cake, said, "We can't get soap, and they have fresh cake."
Posted by: MkY at December 02, 2022 11:15 PM (cPGH3)

____________

German POWs in the US had fresh cake too. America: we treat POWs so badly they want to stay after the war.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2022 11:58 PM (MoZTd)

346 >>Are we even sure that is a real place

Its real and spectacular. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 11:58 PM (ZLI7S)

347 guess that means I prefer my actors dumb and pretty.
Posted by: vmom

lol, made me think ~ what actors do I prefer? Ones whose abilities add to the storyline, not detract from it. Eye candy is nice but I need a good story too.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 11:59 PM (fivxw)

348 344 They found people at the Pentagon who can do math? I'm skeptical.

So am I.
Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2022 11:58 PM (IC0n9)

Musta been an enlisted guy...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 11:59 PM (oHd/0)

349 The reason the networks aren't reporting documents is obvious. To them it's not news the we're in on it and knew about it all along. Ergo in their self absorbed minds no one else needs to know about it either.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 02, 2022 11:59 PM (mP+mW)

350 > German POWs in the US had fresh cake too. America: we treat POWs so badly they want to stay after the war.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2022 11:58 PM (MoZTd)

The U.S. runs the only POW detention facilities in the history of the world where the prisoners typically gain weight.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2022 12:00 AM (bW8dp)

351 I mean, you gotta have a really big sofa to lose $2.2Trillion in its cushions

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 03, 2022 12:00 AM (WVObm)

352 Pentagon Admits It Can't Account For $2.2 TRILLION - AGAIN.


Let me help...
About $1.1 Trillion is still.sitting in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2022 12:00 AM (anj39)

353 {{{SMH}}, You are a friend.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 03, 2022 12:01 AM (a4EWo)

354 >>>Pentagon Admits It Can't Account For $2.2 TRILLION - AGAIN.


hmm... how much do 87,000 new IRS agents cost

Posted by: DB at December 03, 2022 12:02 AM (geLO8)

355 Musta been an enlisted guy...
Posted by: Romeo13
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LOL

*fistbump*

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2022 12:02 AM (IC0n9)

356
Lundgren turned down a Fulbright scholarship at MIT to bang Grace Jones.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2022 12:03 AM (MoZTd)

357 Hey DDS. : )

To some here, yes.

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2022 12:03 AM (IC0n9)

358
Pentagon Admits It Can't Account For $2.2 TRILLION - AGAIN.

___________

*checks under sofa cushions*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2022 12:03 AM (MoZTd)

359 But we get lumbered with 87000 IRS agents looking at $600 transactions

Send them to protect the border.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 03, 2022 12:04 AM (fivxw)

360 >Lundgren turned down a Fulbright scholarship at MIT to bang Grace Jones.


he chose poorly then

Posted by: DB at December 03, 2022 12:04 AM (geLO8)

361 Lundgren turned down a Fulbright scholarship at MIT to bang Grace Jones.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
___

Once you go black...yaddayaddayadda.

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2022 12:04 AM (IC0n9)

362 Hadrian if you're interested in the topic look up the movie about Concordia, KS on UToob. Site of a German POW camp in WWII. Pretty typical experience - work-release type farm labor, excellent relations with the populace, many returned/stayed and married Americans.

There was a small German POW camp in Sonoma County near Windsor (wine country today). Big deal when two prisoners didn't show up for roll call. County got its war-time excitement on. Eventually a sheriff's deputy found the two at the beach to the west, just hanging out.

They'd "broken out" and walked there specifically because they wanted to see the Pacific. Crisis over. The Germans used to wake up their "guards" who'd accompany them to their agricultural work sites, when it was time to return to camp. Other than the crewmen of the pocket battleship Graf Spee, "interned" in beautiful/then prosperous Argentina and Uruguay, the German POWs in the US were Germany's lottery winners.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2022 12:04 AM (OTzUX)

363 The teams always beat each other up year after year.

Take Utah, who is kicking SC's ass right now. Yet, they lost 3 games this year. They also were SC's only loss in the regular season, by 1 point.



It hurts the Pac-12 that they get their dick knocked in the dirt every time they play an SEC school.

That Utah team got beat by 6-6 Florida and Georgia beat Oregon by 40 points.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2022 12:06 AM (6Dtba)

364 well I'm off to the fartsack
g'night

Posted by: DB at December 03, 2022 12:06 AM (geLO8)

365 Pentagon Admits It Can't Account For $2.2 TRILLION - AGAIN.

*checks under sofa cushions*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2022 12:03 AM (MoZTd)

2.2 Trillion is 10% of the GDP for an entire year.

Yeah, and then we wonder why there is inflation?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2022 12:06 AM (oHd/0)

366 It hurts the Pac-12 that they get their dick knocked in the dirt every time they play an SEC school.
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lol

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2022 12:07 AM (IC0n9)

367 A $trillion here, a $trillion there, pretty soon you're talking about real money.

Wait, what?

Posted by: Zombie Everett Dirksen at December 03, 2022 12:08 AM (OTzUX)

368 351 I mean, you gotta have a really big sofa to lose $2.2Trillion in its cushions

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 03, 2022 12:00 AM (WVObm)
----
That's the magic lobster cushion that goes with "Dr" Biden's dress. Was on AoS today.

Posted by: Cimpino - Shady Pentagon should as Zelensky at December 03, 2022 12:10 AM (qfLjt)

369 The U.S. runs the only POW detention facilities in the history of the world where the prisoners typically gain weight.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Heh.

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2022 12:11 AM (IC0n9)

370 Tonypete, All is well here, or at least normal. I hope that you and the lovely Mrs. enjoy a wonderful Christmas in your new home.


SMH

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 03, 2022 12:13 AM (a4EWo)

371
So what do all these tweets Musk released say? Or are they still being excreted?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2022 12:13 AM (MoZTd)

372


What's the over/under on how many fists Brittney Griner has entertained thus far?

Posted by: Dirty Frank at December 03, 2022 12:13 AM (OVGnc)

373 If these fancy politicians treat the people this poorly while armed to the teeth,

Just imagine what they'll be willing to do once they have taken away all the guns. - meme

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2022 12:13 AM (IC0n9)

374 Good evening, good people.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 03, 2022 12:15 AM (KATBx)

375 So what do all these tweets Musk released say? Or are they still being excreted?

Here's some of what dropped today: https://bit.ly/3UrtEgT

More expected tomorrow.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 03, 2022 12:16 AM (Bd6X8)

376 Posted by: Dirty Frank
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It's thought's like this that keep you up at night.

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 12:17 AM (IC0n9)

377 Hey ig.

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 12:17 AM (IC0n9)

378 So what do all these tweets Musk released say? Or are they still being excreted?

......


The DNC requested through back channels that sone accounts be banned for posting the laptop story. Trump's team did the same, only not as much.

The requests were carried out by now former employees that can't be punished, and the CEO Jack Dorsey that is still with the company was completely unaware of any controversy about a laptop belonging to a presidential candidate's son because he was busy making a sandwich in the kitchen and must have missed it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2022 12:18 AM (6Dtba)

379 On 6 March 1981, the third day of the trial, Marianne Bachmeier smuggled a Beretta 70[1] into the courtroom of Lübeck District Court and shot the confessed killer of her daughter, Klaus Grabowski, in the back.[2] She aimed the gun at Grabowski's back and pulled the trigger eight times. Seven of the shots hit him, and the 35-year-old defendant was killed almost instantly.[3]

I suspect your average cop would have maybe got 4 hits and your average gang banger 2.

And looking at our political leaders...we could use a woman like Marianne Bachmeier right now...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2022 12:20 AM (ESjRY)

380 > The requests were carried out by now former employees that can't be punished

Except for the part where they denied under oath to the Federal Election Commission that they were doing this.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2022 12:20 AM (bW8dp)

381 It's thought's like this that keep you up at night.
Posted by: SMH

You're tellin me!

Posted by: Dirty Frank at December 03, 2022 12:22 AM (OVGnc)

382 Except for the part where they denied under oath to the Federal Election Commission that they were doing this.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Yeah, who runs the FEC now?

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 12:22 AM (tUVd3)

383 You're tellin me!
Posted by: Dirty Frank
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lol

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 12:23 AM (tUVd3)

384 Honestly, Mark Zuckerberg's statement two months ago on Joe Rogan's podcast that he was coerced by the FBI to throttle the laptop story was more damning than anything in the emails.

At least he named government officials.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2022 12:25 AM (6Dtba)

385 I get it! Mickey Mantle meant "near the Yankee bull pen area", not "from the guys in the Yankee bull pen"!

It's a good thing he wrote that paragraph for clarification.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 03, 2022 12:25 AM (2RBkF)

386 There have been times in history when there was more than one China. It can happen again.
Posted by: exdem13

There's more than one China now.... I wonder how things would go when China goes after Taiwan if India and Vietnam decide they want to get some payback in. Does the PRC have the command and control to manage three separate theaters?

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2022 12:26 AM (KAi1n)

387 Here's some of what dropped today: https://bit.ly/3UrtEgT

More expected tomorrow.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 03, 2022 12:16 AM



This is a very good summary!

Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 12:29 AM (8Ai3Y)

388 We'll see what next week brings, but this looks more like a Musk PR stunt to get clicks then any stunning revelation at this point.

Lots of people saying that all the LIV will suddenly awaken to it. I don't see it myself.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2022 12:29 AM (6Dtba)

389 Is the vaccine safe?

https://tinyurl.com/5xjnn8jn

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 12:30 AM (tUVd3)

390 This weekend is the last one for my waterfowl season and I need at least 3 ducks, mallards or blacks will have to do, them being the only hangers on left.

The feather crop was sorta poor this year, can't build decent flies with crap.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 03, 2022 12:30 AM (KATBx)

391 ...I don't see it myself.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2022 12:29 AM



#TWITTERGATE is trending #1 on Twitter right now, so there's that...

Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 12:31 AM (8Ai3Y)

392 Lots of people saying that all the LIV will suddenly awaken to it. I don't see it myself.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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This is where memes come into play.

Since it's the youngest gens who are the footsoldiers of the left, you gotta grab their eyeballs via bite-sized tidbits.

Do we have time to deprogram masses of people?

Only God knows.

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 12:33 AM (tUVd3)

393 #TWITTERGATE is trending #1 on Twitter right now, so there's that...

Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 12:31 AM (8Ai3Y)



Don't mind me, I'm a pessimist.

I'm just thinking that people on Twitter were already aware that the laptop story was being banned on the platform they use. So you aren't really waking up people that already knew it, some of whom were probably hitting the 'report' button like a speed metal drummer on meth every time they saw a post come up about it.

And it's not really gonna get a whole lotta media attention, because they were in on the cover up too. So I'm not sure who exactly is the person that it's gonna open the eyes of.

Maybe that Japanese guy that still thinks WW2 is being fought?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2022 12:39 AM (6Dtba)

394 >>James Woods is literally a genius.

Yes, well he did grow up in Rhode Island.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 11:34

Just got here, why is JW a genius?

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2022 12:41 AM (55Qr6)

395 They found people at the Pentagon who can do math? I'm skeptical.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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DoA worked at getting me to stay in, but the lure of civilian beer, and girls, was too strong. Hmm...maybe it was girls, and beer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at December 03, 2022 12:42 AM (1a0ym)

396 Just got here, why is JW a genius?

Probably his 184 IQ score.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 03, 2022 12:44 AM (Bd6X8)

397 James Woods is literally a genius.

Yes, well he did grow up in Rhode Island.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 11:34

Just got here, why is JW a genius?
Posted by: Farmer

Because he had the sense to leave RI.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2022 12:45 AM (KAi1n)

398 lol

https://tinyurl.com/28jsvsua

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 12:46 AM (tUVd3)

399 I see lefties are posting a picture of Alex Jones, Kanye, Nick Fuentes, and some Indian guy all standing arms around each other and I have to laugh.

We've got the white supremacist Jones, next to the white supremacist Kanye, next to the white supremacist hispanic guy, next to an Indian guy who if I look him up I am sure will be labeled a white supremacist as well.

Its like a damn united colors of Benetton ad.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2022 12:46 AM (ESjRY)

400 Hey, Farmer, How are you doing??

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 03, 2022 12:47 AM (a4EWo)

401 Hi farmer. : )

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 12:47 AM (tUVd3)

402 Its like a damn united colors of Benetton ad.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2022 12:46 AM (ESjRY)

almost a rainbow flag of white Supremacy?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2022 12:49 AM (oHd/0)

403 >>>James Woods is literally a genius.

>I liked him when he was banging that whore in Casino. I was thinking, "damn, I need a gig like that."

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 03, 2022 12:50 AM (geVLo)

404 >>Maybe that Japanese guy that still thinks WW2 is being fought?

I live on the ocean so I love watch how water works. Its slow and methodical and if you watch it daily nothing ever changes. Until one day it does and the coastline changes.

If you believe that we are doomed and can't accept a different outcome I can't fault you. I don't believe in miracle changes against tyranny, I believe in in incremental wins that lead to victory.

If you are right then we've already lost. But if I'm right we are just starting to beat the motherfuckers and even if we aren't I would rather they shoot me in the face than the back. They aren't as powerful as they want us to believe they are. They lost one website and they are pissing themselves. And it's just getting started.

Enjoy the win.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2022 12:54 AM (ZLI7S)

405 403 >>>James Woods is literally a genius.

>I liked him when he was banging that whore in Casino. I was thinking, "damn, I need a gig like that."

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 03, 2022 12:50 AM (geVLo)

I bet that gig isn't all it's cracked up to be. Think of all the deadbeats she had to cycle through before she got to James Woods.

Posted by: E. A. Blair at December 03, 2022 12:56 AM (8o7em)

406 Enjoy the win.
Posted by: JackStraw
___

Thank God for that (See John 3:16).

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 12:56 AM (tUVd3)

407 I'll absolutely enjoy this win plus we can celebrate our side beginning to push back hard pertaining to school boards, as in getting good people elected to them.

Like I've said, it starts here, at the local level.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 03, 2022 12:58 AM (KATBx)

408 German girls like their cola-bier



*Dons Leinenkugelbierlederhosenhosen*

Posted by: Miklos, late to Oktoberfest, with Doug McKenzie accent at December 03, 2022 01:01 AM (NOVDU)

409 Beckoning Chasm, If you are still here, I am really happy to see that Robert has not cannibalized you, or at least that you have the good sense to now wear chain mail clothing.

SF Goth, I am only a neighbor, Rhode Island is a small state of great beauty. It is the Ocean State, lovely beaches, Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. I would gladly take one small step out of this hellhole and move to Rhode Island.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 03, 2022 01:03 AM (a4EWo)

410 >>Thank God

I do daily. I am blessed far beyond my worth.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2022 01:06 AM (ZLI7S)

411 ...*Dons Leinenkugelbierlederhosenhosen*

Posted by: Miklos, late to Oktoberfest, with Doug McKenzie accent at December 03, 2022 01:01 AM



*glare

HOSEN VERBOTEN HIER!!

Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 01:07 AM (VZLTt)

412 Enjoy the win.
Posted by: JackStraw

Done and done.

Checks did not bounce.

Posted by: Rod Rosenstein at December 03, 2022 01:08 AM (NOVDU)

413 >>Rod Rosenstein at December 03, 2022 01:08 AM (NOVDU)

Why did you fire Andy McCabe you dumb motherfucker?

Are you really that stupid?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2022 01:11 AM (ZLI7S)

414 HOSEN VERBOTEN HIER!!
Posted by: Zettai

*sadly un-dons, nobody wants to do the Chicken Dance anyway (except for Mitch)*

Posted by: Miklos, late to Acenfest at December 03, 2022 01:11 AM (NOVDU)

415 Why did you fire Andy McCabe you dumb motherfucker?

Are you really that stupid?
Posted by: JackStraw

Controlled damage control.

McCabe's pension checks don't bounce either.

Posted by: Rod Rosenstien, Mary from Brattleboro's nephew at December 03, 2022 01:15 AM (NOVDU)

416 Don't whine about conservatives canceled and not allowed to speak. From mario savio's free speech movement to angela davis not being allowed to speak at an event because she is to radical today. What goes around comes around. A babtist church said she could speak there instead like marian anderson being banned and singing america on the steps of the lincoln memorial.

Posted by: raimondo at December 03, 2022 01:15 AM (VcHkN)

417 Anyone here ever have the good fortune to attend an Oktoberfest?

Posted by: irongrampa at December 03, 2022 01:16 AM (KATBx)

418

Now, hats, helmets, visors, fascinators, beanies, toques, VR headsets, antlers...

WILKOMMEN!!

Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 01:16 AM (2+9Cs)

419

It's always "Oktoberfest" here at the palatial Zettaibunker!

Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 01:17 AM (2+9Cs)

420 Rich branch out. Corporations to the southern bayonets at kent standing for battle of dehydrate and a dark stain on tv in central americans with their defense the TRUMP! arizona is now as the aryan brother water. Even democrat principals. Richard of oz! News report very last word. In the working I am melting like travis telling the left contractor foistering and children to jails

Posted by: raimondo on tap at December 03, 2022 01:18 AM (NOVDU)

421 Anyone here ever have the good fortune to attend an Oktoberfest?
Posted by: irongrampa
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Nah. Got drunk at the Haufbrau House once, that's it. I never did figure out what language the other people at the table were speaking. Probably Novdu.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at December 03, 2022 01:19 AM (ABY7r)

422 >>Controlled damage control.

>>McCabe's pension checks don't bounce either.

Ah, so you are that stupid.

Why did Rosenstein also turn down the Mueller request for an indictment on obstruction?

Read the civil service laws about pensions and look who reinstated his pension. In case you are too lazy it was the corrupt Biden DOJ.

Witty nic changing doesn't equal knowing what you are talking about.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2022 01:19 AM (ZLI7S)

423 It's always "Oktoberfest" here at the palatial Zettaibunker!
Posted by: Zettai

Hofbrau Zettai?

Posted by: This might rhyme, with proper Bavarian accent at December 03, 2022 01:20 AM (NOVDU)

424 I never did figure out what language the other people at the table were speaking. Probably Novdu.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

We tipped your waitress.

yeah, that one.

Posted by: The Royal and Imperial People's Republic of Novdu at December 03, 2022 01:23 AM (NOVDU)

425 *grabs plunger*

Looks like there's a Raimondo stuck in the bowl.

Gawd, that STINKS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2022 01:27 AM (e6UQI)

426 176 I may be totally am an asshole, but the whole Narcan thing seems like it's getting in the way of Mr. Darwin's good work.
Posted by: CppThis at December 02, 2022 11:01 PM (UewuT)


Ixnay on the Darwin stuff, please - at least one of the Horde lost a family member to a fentanyl overdose 18 months ago; I'm sure they fervently wish that someone had been nearby with some Narcan which might have saved them.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AOS Ladies' Team plucky comic relief at December 03, 2022 01:29 AM (SRRAx)

427 Hi DDS & SMH,
I'm doing well. They say w/ this treatment you can get tired and it has an 85% survival rate.

So I'm tired and would like to be on the 85% positive cure side please. TY Be well sweet ladies.

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2022 01:29 AM (55Qr6)

428 Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2022 12:54 AM (ZLI7S)

Hope you're right.

Study history, though, and you'll be pessimistic.

Posted by: lurk at December 03, 2022 01:30 AM (MIODZ)

429 Damn, that chick just waltzed into the court room and blew the scumbag away. We need more of that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2022 01:30 AM (VwHCD)

430 Jim - Got preoccupied with life today.

Don't give up the ship!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at December 03, 2022 01:30 AM (LPLin)

431 Thank God for that (See John 3:16).
Posted by: SMH,

Amen.

Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2022 01:31 AM (ZEa+g)

432 Damn, that chick just waltzed into the court room and blew the scumbag away. We need more of that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Marriage material

Posted by: But not for Miklos, probably at December 03, 2022 01:32 AM (NOVDU)

433 Anyone here ever have the good fortune to attend an Oktoberfest?

Posted by: irongrampa at December 03, 2022 01:16 AM (KATBx)

A few times, but not in germany.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2022 01:32 AM (VwHCD)

434 Clocking out.
c/o PoliNation
105 Year Old's Secret to Happiness
https://youtu.be/IKTNdAsygms
Sweet Dreams

Posted by: mindful webworker - tolja at December 03, 2022 01:32 AM (3Yj85)

435 Marriage material

Posted by: But not for Miklos, probably at December 03, 2022 01:32 AM (NOVDU)

yeah, not sure about that one. You burned my fucking toast...BANG.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2022 01:34 AM (VwHCD)

436 Jim - Got preoccupied with life today.

Don't give up the ship!
Posted by: Mike Hammer

And none of that Sunk Cost Fallacy!

Posted by: Miklos Bastiat at December 03, 2022 01:34 AM (NOVDU)

437 Damn, that chick just waltzed into the court room and blew the scumbag away. We need more of that.
Posted by: Berserker-
----------
About Gary Plauche, sudden justice. There's video, if you'd care to see it.:

Plauche shot and killed his son's karate instructor at the Baton Rouge airport in 1984 after the man, Jeffrey Doucet, was accused of kidnapping and sexually assaulting Jody Plauche.

The elder Plauche waited for Doucet to be escorted back from California where authorities said Doucet had taken his son before he was rescued and Doucet was arrested. He had been extradited back to Baton Rouge and was walking through the airport when Plauche, waiting by some payphones pulled out a gun and fired a shot.

Plauche was sentenced to five years probation and did not serve time in jail following the shooting. He maintained his actions were the natural response of a father who believed his son had been violated.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at December 03, 2022 01:34 AM (q5ARv)

438 Sweet Dreams
Posted by: mindful webworker

To me, that means Patsy Cline

Posted by: Miklos, commenting after Midnight at December 03, 2022 01:36 AM (NOVDU)

439 Damn, that chick just waltzed into the court room and blew the scumbag away. We need more of that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
___

My youngest g-baby is seven.

If something like that happened to her, God help the mf.
And yes, I replayed that about a dozen times, why do you ask?

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 01:39 AM (tUVd3)

440 >>Study history, though, and you'll be pessimistic.

Have. Depends on which book you read.

In the short term everything decays and tyranny wins. But in the long term freedom always wins. Pretty much why America exists.

There has never been a free society like US, we were born a free people who chose a limited government. We are writing our own book and I think we will not give in to tyranny when it comes to nut cutting time. Worst case I am wrong but I sure as hell won't roll over for these cocksuckers. Fuck them.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2022 01:39 AM (ZLI7S)

441 Plauche was sentenced to five years probation and did not serve time in jail following the shooting. He maintained his actions were the natural response of a father who believed his son had been violated.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

see: Peewee Gaskins
On September 2, 1982, Gaskins committed another murder, for which he earned the title of the "Meanest Man in America". While incarcerated in the high security block at the South Carolina Correctional Institution, Gaskins killed a death row inmate named Rudolph Tyner, who had received his sentence for killing an elderly couple during a bungled armed robbery of their store in Murrells Inlet, South Carolina. Gaskins was hired to commit this murder by Tony Cimo, the son of Tyner's victims. Cimo was initially charged with murder, but pled guilty to lesser charges and was sentenced to 8 years in prison. He was paroled in 1986.

Posted by: Miklos, almost somewhat nicer at December 03, 2022 01:40 AM (NOVDU)

442 Study history, though, and you'll be pessimistic.

___

Study the Gospel of Jesus Christ.

Through Him, we have already won, but as a fellow pessimist as well as a fellow Christian, I understand how easy it is to sink into despair.

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 01:42 AM (bHvPK)

443 105 Year Old's Secret to Happiness

yoghurt

Posted by: Miklos, Bob, and Doug McKenzie at December 03, 2022 01:42 AM (NOVDU)

444 Mike Hammer. Your word is all I need to know that all is well.

Thanks!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2022 01:43 AM (e6UQI)

445 Miklos, Patsy Cline's Greatest Hits from the $5 bin at Walmart made it into the minivan 6 CD changer and they have stayed there ever since. love me some Patsy Cline!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 03, 2022 01:43 AM (a4EWo)

446 My youngest g-baby is seven.

If something like that happened to her, God help the mf.
And yes, I replayed that about a dozen times, why do you ask?

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 01:39 AM (tUVd3)

I watched it a bunch too. That face..it was the face of no fucks to give.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2022 01:44 AM (VwHCD)

447 I watched it a bunch too. That face..it was the face of no fucks to give.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2022 01:44 AM (VwHCD)
___

I see that face a lot in my own mirror.

That is what terrifies me.

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 01:45 AM (bHvPK)

448 > Yeah, who runs the FEC now?
Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 12:22 AM (tUVd3)

Five Trump appointees, one Biden appointee, one Bush Jr. appointee.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2022 01:46 AM (bW8dp)

449 Through Him, we have already won, but as a fellow pessimist as well as a fellow Christian, I understand how easy it is to sink into despair.
Posted by: SMH

The Battle has been fought and won.

Some folks just don't want to take the W

Posted by: Miklos at December 03, 2022 01:46 AM (NOVDU)

450 So that's why Musk took so long to release the files.

@EmmanuelMacron

https://tinyurl.com/mryn2enp

So much for the EU banning Twitter.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2022 01:47 AM (ZLI7S)

451 I had some awesome fun at my Fest, Hans knows beer and food pretty good and he'll feed you more than you can eat at a sitting.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 03, 2022 01:47 AM (KATBx)

452 Five Trump appointees, one Biden appointee, one Bush Jr. appointee.
___

Interesting.

God's will be done.

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 01:47 AM (qtwVU)

453 love me some Patsy Cline!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Now see?

We can have nice minivan 6 CD changer things

Posted by: Miklos wishes Sweet Dreams at December 03, 2022 01:48 AM (NOVDU)

454 That was a Mosin-Nagant before somebody sporterized it, I think. I hate it when people butcher surplus firearms. But if they're going to do it, might as well be a Mosin.

"Fido Friday: In which we see a little bit of tomfoolery"

Whip-poor-wills feign injury too, I guess to distract predators from the nest. Saw it for myself in the forest once. Pretty cool.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at December 03, 2022 01:49 AM (24fqN)

455 @EmmanuelMacron

https://tinyurl.com/mryn2enp

So much for the EU banning Twitter.
Posted by: JackStraw
___

Very interesting.

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 01:49 AM (qtwVU)

456 On that ice cream barge in the Pacific. The GIs in the Pacific weren't the only ones who had ice cream. The GIs--Army Air Corps, dog face infantry, construction battalions in England were very friendly with the natives. England was on short rations--and some foods were hard to come by. But the GIs had steak and butter, ice cream, eggs fruit etc. Uncle Sammy wanted those guys who were "overpaid, oversexed, and over there" to have it all. And so the guys gave food, nylons etc. But they couldn't give much ice cream away. Many English homes--maybe most English homes--didn't have a refrigerator.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at December 03, 2022 01:49 AM (K57hO)

457 The Battle has been fought and won.

Some folks just don't want to take the W
Posted by: Miklos
___

As someone who regularly forgets this, I rate this as true.

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 01:51 AM (qtwVU)

458 >>Very interesting.

Patience is a virtue. Pretty sure I heard that somewhere.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2022 01:53 AM (ZLI7S)

459 Tis time. Didn't intend to be up this late.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 03, 2022 01:57 AM (KATBx)

460 Goodnight IG

Posted by: Miklos wishes extra Sweet Dreams at December 03, 2022 02:00 AM (NOVDU)

461 Also

Slapweasel

Posted by: Miklos thinks the Horde will cry out at December 03, 2022 02:03 AM (NOVDU)

462 I am of a mind to laud the Musk Man.

He is doing more for the 1st Amendment than anyone in recent history.

His release of the "TWITTER" Tapes is bigger than the "NIXON TAPES" by a large margin and could be the downfall of Brandon as more is released.

Not to mention, the HUGE damage to the Democrate Party.

And ALL eyes to re-assess the mid-terms.

Because... logical people understand their subterfuge during 2020 and even 2018.

Ballot harvesting my ASS! COVID as a cover to steal votes.

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 03, 2022 02:05 AM (J00IM)

463 At last report, the tiny but strategic village of Novdu holds out against all attacks.

Posted by: Official Novdu Informations at December 03, 2022 02:06 AM (NOVDU)

464 Also
Slapweasel
Posted by: Miklos thinks the Horde will cry out at December 03, 2022 02:03

Wait what? Was there a Slap sighting?

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2022 02:06 AM (55Qr6)

465 Wait what? Was there a Slap sighting?
Posted by: Farmer

More of a Summoning

Posted by: UnOfficial Slap Informations at December 03, 2022 02:07 AM (NOVDU)

466 >>>Anyone here ever have the good fortune to attend an Oktoberfest?

>One of my favorite watering holes was at the Alpine Village in Torrance CA. Always a good time.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 03, 2022 02:08 AM (geVLo)

467 453 love me some Patsy Cline!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Now see?

We can have nice minivan 6 CD changer things

Posted by: Miklos wishes Sweet Dreams at December 03, 2022 01:48 AM (NOVDU)

eh. I have many dozens of CDs totalling over 1000 songs on a large thumbdrive I can put in my car. It becomes...interesting when set to random. Flower Duet followed by Quiet Riot...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 03, 2022 02:10 AM (ynpvh)

468 I'm in, I'm out. Night all.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 03, 2022 02:10 AM (ynpvh)

469
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Posted by: Melissa Harris at December 03, 2022 02:11 AM (OSH3U)

470 Prayers up, Farmer.

Mele Kalikimaka, btw.

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 02:11 AM (JuZEe)

471 Niters, jim.

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 02:12 AM (JuZEe)

472 Anyone here ever have the good fortune to attend an Oktoberfest?


A friend from Budapest got the first beer at Oktoberfest one year.

He says it was just coincidence.

I think not.

Posted by: Miklos would really like such "coincidence" once at December 03, 2022 02:12 AM (NOVDU)

473

Wondering if many more people will be interested now in what, precisely, is on this-here laptop computer... Probably, a bit moar than yoga routines and wedding plans...

Hoping for a true wheels-coming-off, walls-closing-in, bottom-dropping-out event here, and the sooner the better!

I can wait a while longer, I suppose...

Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 02:20 AM (Ga8hV)

474 Miklos, So many apologies to you, it was chilly out, I was bundled in my parka, contributions to Novdu were meager. Tomorrow, while rainy, promises to be warm, I shall don my Novdu cheerleader's outfit and I am sure that my contribution can shall be filled to overflowing. Long live Novdu.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 03, 2022 02:20 AM (a4EWo)

475 All you history lovers should look at history of the Constitution. Which was the last colony and why did they hold out for so long?

History didn't just occur in far away lands.

Good night.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2022 02:21 AM (ZLI7S)

476 COM!!

"Slapweasel" sighting.. dosimeter positive reading 6-2-6

Bearing...290... depth 42004 and diving...range 2600 meters with H-Meres lock...Falter-Key -20 degrees and bearing adjustment...

Wait one...signal lost...INTEG LOOP map initiated...MARK!

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 03, 2022 02:22 AM (J00IM)

477 Prayers up, Farmer.
Mele Kalikimaka, btw.
Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 02:11

TY Dear. What does that Hawaiian mean? Best of luck for cure of the prostate?

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2022 02:22 AM (55Qr6)

478 Niters, JackStraw. : )

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 02:22 AM (JuZEe)

479

Novdu cheersleader's outfit??

Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 02:23 AM (Ga8hV)

480 TY Dear. What does that Hawaiian mean? Best of luck for cure of the prostate?
Posted by: Farmer
___

lol

Merry Christmas.

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 02:26 AM (JuZEe)

481

Novdu is Friend of All Noble Debby Doberman Schultz Peoples

Posted by: Novdu appoints DDS as Honorary Consul at December 03, 2022 02:26 AM (NOVDU)

482 *looks up the Hawaiian word for 'prostate'*

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 02:26 AM (JuZEe)

483 Most ya all are to young to remember "Buck Owens"

and the Bakersfield's Sound.

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 03, 2022 02:29 AM (J00IM)

484 Dang,

More wine.

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 03, 2022 02:30 AM (J00IM)

485 What does that Hawaiian mean? Best of luck for cure of the prostate?
Posted by: Farmer
___

lol

Merry Christmas.
Posted by: SMH
=======

Bing Crosby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEvGKUXW0iI

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at December 03, 2022 02:30 AM (WMPkR)

486 Novdu cheersleader's outfit??


Posted by: Zettai

maybe

https://tinyurl.com/6ue4f9fd

Posted by: Miklos notes that people called Miklos are sometimes called Mickey at December 03, 2022 02:31 AM (NOVDU)

487 Doesn't Dwight Yoakum do some Bakersfield sound?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AOS Ladies' Team plucky comic relief at December 03, 2022 02:32 AM (SRRAx)

488 Most ya all are to young to remember "Buck Owens"

and the Bakersfield's Sound.
___

Country music wasn't played at too many places in southside Chicago, where my folks grew up in the 50s and 60s, for some reason...

But I am familiar with the sound, courtesy of the miracle of the Internet.

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 02:32 AM (JuZEe)

489 Hi Teresa.

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 02:33 AM (JuZEe)

490

I remember this!


https://is.gd/PDT_as_I_was_saying

Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 02:34 AM (VU4iv)

491 Bing Crosby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEvGKUXW0iI
Posted by: Mike Hammer
___

I learned the language long before I saw the first Bing Crosby movie.

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 02:34 AM (JuZEe)

492
I learned the language long before I saw the first Bing Crosby movie.
Posted by: SMH
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I figured, but that was for Farmer's benefit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at December 03, 2022 02:36 AM (C0kHf)

493 I learned the language long before I saw the first Bing Crosby movie.
Posted by: SMH

So

Melekka lekka hi lekka hiney ho was RONG??!!?

Posted by: Miklos leart Hawaiian from Pewee Herman at December 03, 2022 02:36 AM (NOVDU)

494

Basil Marceaux > Toni Basil

Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 02:37 AM (VU4iv)

495 lol MH.

Gotcha.

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 02:37 AM (JuZEe)

496 Basil Marceaux > Toni Basil
Posted by: Zettai
---------
[gestures]

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at December 03, 2022 02:38 AM (1a0ym)

497 Hi, SMH! Hope you and your family are doing well :-)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AOS Ladies' Team plucky comic relief at December 03, 2022 02:38 AM (SRRAx)

498 lol
Merry Christmas.
Posted by: SMH
=======

Bing Crosby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEvGKUXW0iI
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at December 03, 2022 02:30
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I'm afraid to watch that link MH, is it have a jolly, holly prostate cancer free?

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2022 02:39 AM (55Qr6)

499 More wine.


More wine is better than better wine.

Posted by: Miklos cites Kingsley Amis at December 03, 2022 02:39 AM (NOVDU)

500 I don't even know what the official government colors of Novdu are. I call my hub's nephew Mickey all the time, even though it bears little resemblance to his actual name. He does not seem to mind this, perhaps he shall join the Novdu army here.

P.S. My hours at the grocery store tomorrow are between 2pm and 5pm, it will be dark at 5, I might switch signs from Novdu to a child mutilation cause, now we are talking big money here.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 03, 2022 02:40 AM (a4EWo)

501 [gestures]
Posted by: Marcel Marceau

Think inside the box

Posted by: Mime MBA at December 03, 2022 02:41 AM (NOVDU)

502 WHILE HERE...

The "Daily Mail" exposes that PEDOS in the state of COMMIEFORNIA are oft times released within a FUCKING YEAR of their original sentence time.

Oh yeah touch my kids bitch...wont even make it to a jail cell...you be room temp face down in a gutter...missing parts...LOTS O' parts!

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 03, 2022 02:41 AM (J00IM)

503 ------
I'm afraid to watch that link MH, is it have a jolly, holly prostate cancer free?
Posted by: Farmer
-------

Ah, just watch, vintage Bing Crosby, upbeat.

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at December 03, 2022 02:43 AM (1a0ym)

504 Doesn't Dwight Yoakum do some Bakersfield sound?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth

Yu srs?

https://tinyurl.com/237d3kr4

Posted by: An all-time Miklosian favorite of all times at December 03, 2022 02:43 AM (NOVDU)

505

Let not Twittergate distract us entirely from what is going on with the gubernatorial election in Arizonia...

Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 02:44 AM (VU4iv)

506 We're doing okay, Teresa, how's things with you and yours?

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 02:44 AM (JuZEe)

507 The administration of Justice under the Law is the most important responsibility of the Civil authorities after National defense.

Pontius Pilate will be judged lightly compared to the shitstains that infest our Judicial system.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at December 03, 2022 02:52 AM (I9VC/)

508 Let not Twittergate distract us entirely from what is going on with the gubernatorial election in Arizonia...
Posted by: Zettai
___

You mean the one with disenfranchised voters?

2020 redux?

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 02:53 AM (JuZEe)

509 You mean the one with disenfranchised voters?

2020 redux?

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 02:53 AM



That be the one!

Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 02:54 AM (uCRv7)

510 Good night, Horde, Debby needs a whole lot of sleep.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 03, 2022 03:03 AM (a4EWo)

511 I feel disenfranchised.

I should get a Big Check

From Somebody

Posted by: Miklos, who identifies as as dissed enfranchised at December 03, 2022 03:05 AM (NOVDU)

512 I apologize for going dark on you all.

Just some matters in the current degradation of our basic "SOCIETY" brings my blood to a boil.

Time to break out with the "Vince Guaraldi Trio" Christmas music to calm my being.

I'm a good man most days.

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 03, 2022 03:06 AM (J00IM)

513

Jack Posobiec has been summoned to Mar-A-Lago...

I wonder what that's about...

Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 03:07 AM (uCRv7)

514 Good night, Horde, Debby needs a whole lot of sleep.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

All Noble Peoples of Novdu are united in common dedication for Sweet Dreams for the Noble Peoples of Debbystaniastan

Posted by: OFFICIAL INFRMATIONINGS at December 03, 2022 03:08 AM (NOVDU)

515 Niters, DDS.

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 03:09 AM (JuZEe)

516 Jack Posobiec has been summoned to Mar-A-Lago...

I wonder what that's about...
Posted by: Zettai
__

Hmmm...

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 03:10 AM (JuZEe)

517 Jack Posobiec has been summoned to Mar-A-Lago...

I wonder what that's about...
Posted by: Zettai

How to pronounce his name

Posted by: Miklos went to Ljubljana just so he could say " I was in Ljubljana" at December 03, 2022 03:11 AM (NOVDU)

518 I feel disenfranchised.

I should get a Big Check

From Somebody

Posted by: Miklos, who identifies as as dissed enfranchised at December 03, 2022 03:05 AM



Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 03:12 AM (qfJCX)

519 lol Miklos.

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 03:13 AM (JuZEe)

520

Posobiec -- Poh-SOH-bick in America

Poh-SOHB-yets in Poland

Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 03:14 AM (qfJCX)

521

Posted by: Zettai

The blue one costs 8$

OK

I make 17784$ per month online

Posted by: Miklos can tell stories about Sarah at December 03, 2022 03:15 AM (NOVDU)

522 Midnight...+

Time to finish the glass out in the liquid drizzle of my back yard.

Night all...

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 03, 2022 03:16 AM (J00IM)

523 For Civvies:

https://tinyurl.com/bdde5h34

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 03:16 AM (JuZEe)

524 lol Miklos.
Posted by: SMH

I might legally change my name to LOL Miklos

Only costs $150

If you go halvesies

Posted by: Miklos has as many nicnames as his fevered brain can create at December 03, 2022 03:17 AM (NOVDU)

525 *Eyes Miklos*

Twenty bucks in town.

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 03:19 AM (JuZEe)

526 Not sure about this "Miklos" person.

Not sure at all

Posted by: Bishop Ralph of Shrewsbury at December 03, 2022 03:20 AM (NOVDU)

527 Just checking in to see what Weird Dave has, way too early to get up.

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2022 03:20 AM (xhxe8)

528 *Eyes Miklos*

Twenty bucks in town.
Posted by: SMH

Town?

Uh, my car broke down, guests from out of town, LOCUSTS! I swear!

Posted by: MNiklos, neglected third Blues Brother at December 03, 2022 03:23 AM (NOVDU)

529 Be All That You Can Be...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms9pxvEbILs

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 03:23 AM (JuZEe)

530 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 03, 2022 03:23 AM (sAmhv)

531 Poh-SOHB-yets in Poland
Posted by: Zettai

Ja rozumiem po Polsku.

Prolly more Slovak-like

Posted by: Miklosczyszkiewyszki at December 03, 2022 03:25 AM (NOVDU)

532
You know what? Software stinks. Things have gotten so damned complicated, I can't even. I had a little disaster installing something -- won't get into the details, too damned complicated, but things got hosed.

Did a system restore, trying to avoid a major reinstall of a bunch of shit. That mostly worked, save for Chrome, which got hosed and wouldn't start. A unistall and reinstall appears to have fixed that.

But still, the program that got hosed, the one I was trying to modify and update with some new components, is still hosed.

Why the fuck things have to be so damned complex, I don't know.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 03, 2022 03:28 AM (Mzdiz)

533 Ja rozumiem po Polsku.

Prolly more Slovak-like

Posted by: Miklosczyszkiewyszki at December 03, 2022 03:25 AM



Yokshamosh!

Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 03:28 AM (qfJCX)

534 The Army is bringing the ‘Be All You Can Be’ slogan back

https://tinyurl.com/59jme6mu

Except moar FABULOUS!

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 03:29 AM (JuZEe)

535
Note Chrome had nothing to do with what was going on. The damned System Restore just managed to hose it, somehow independently of what the problem was.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 03, 2022 03:29 AM (Mzdiz)

536 “We’re not returning to ‘Be All You Can Be’ for nostalgia or old times’ sake or because we think retro is trendy and cool,” Maj. Gen. Alex Fink, chief of Army enterprise marketing, told Stars and Stripes. “We’re really reinventing it to reposition the Army and to inspire the next generation of soldiers.”
__

Uh oh...

Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 03:30 AM (JuZEe)

537 Note Chrome had nothing to do with what was going on. The damned System Restore just managed to hose it, somehow independently of what the problem was.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 03, 2022 03:29 AM



Using Chrome??

*slowly backs away from Publius

Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 03:32 AM (qfJCX)

538 Yokshamosh!
Posted by: Zettai

Mad magazine had some nonsense words, like potryby.

Caused me problems in Slovakia, because oddly similar to the word (actual real word) for food store.

I laughed at odd and inappropriate times.

Posted by: Miklos, a Retard in Six Languages at December 03, 2022 03:34 AM (NOVDU)

539

I always figured Publius to be a Firefox-kind of fellow...

Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 03:35 AM (qfJCX)

540 Greetings to All Noble Publius Peoples

Posted by: The Noble People of Novdu at December 03, 2022 03:38 AM (NOVDU)

541 I always figured Publius to be a Firefox-kind of fellow...
Posted by: Zettai

He's smarter than he looks.

I've met him, and he looks better than me.

Posted by: Miklos has PROOF at December 03, 2022 03:40 AM (NOVDU)

542 re: News reporter 'Near Climax.'

There are two towns in NW Minnesota that provided one of the greatest newspaper headlines of all time:

"Fertile Woman Dies In Climax"

Posted by: Fritzy at December 03, 2022 03:43 AM (YoZGp)

543 The Army is bringing the ‘Be All You Can Be’ slogan back


Does anybody remember the ad "But Dad, I'm gonna be an engineer AND a Marine!"


Danny Sweeny

Posted by: Miklos has recollections of Danny from Freshman Year at December 03, 2022 03:44 AM (NOVDU)

544 >> *slowly backs away from Publius

You are not of the body.

Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.

We are the Borg.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 03, 2022 03:46 AM (Mzdiz)

545 “We’re not returning to ‘Be All You Can Be’ for nostalgia or old times’ sake or because we think retro is trendy and cool,” Maj. Gen. Alex Fink, chief of Army enterprise marketing, told Stars and Stripes. “We’re really reinventing it to reposition the Army and to inspire the next generation of soldiers.”


The next generation of soldiers are more likely to remove the under barrel chainsaw and replace it with a pink dildo, or will figure out how to turn a SAW into a bong.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2022 03:46 AM (VwHCD)

546
I'm about to have a shit-fit, here. Yep, I'm gonna have to do a major uninstall and reinstall of a bunch of shit.

If Windows itself gets hosed, and I have to reinstall that, I'm gonna just scream. Run through the woods wild and naked, screaming.

Fuck Microsoft, fuck software in general.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 03, 2022 03:47 AM (Mzdiz)

547 We are the Borg.
Posted by: publius

I knew Victor Borge, and you Sir are no Borge.

Posted by: Miklos on piano with amusing stories at December 03, 2022 03:48 AM (NOVDU)

548 Reposition the army? Where's it going?

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2022 03:48 AM (KAi1n)

549 Btw, Peet's "Major Dickason's Blend" is actually named for an E-8 not an O-4.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2022 03:50 AM (KAi1n)

550 If Windows itself gets hosed, and I have to reinstall that, I'm gonna just scream. Run through the woods wild and naked, screaming.



This about where the Thing in the Woods and pics come in

Posted by: Miklos politely insists at December 03, 2022 03:51 AM (NOVDU)

551 546
I'm about to have a shit-fit, here. Yep, I'm gonna have to do a major uninstall and reinstall of a bunch of shit.

If Windows itself gets hosed, and I have to reinstall that, I'm gonna just scream. Run through the woods wild and naked, screaming.

Fuck Microsoft, fuck software in general.
Posted by: publius



The Legend of Bigfoot is reborn.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 03, 2022 03:53 AM (sAmhv)

552 The Legend of Bigfoot is reborn.
Posted by: Puddleglum

The Legend of Boggy Publius Creek

Posted by: Miklos sees a money maker here at December 03, 2022 03:54 AM (NOVDU)

553 Btw, Peet's "Major Dickason's Blend" is actually named for an E-8 not an O-4.
Posted by: SFGoth

Btw, Murphy's Law is named for an actual Captain, later Major, of the WWII Army Air Corps

Posted by: If Miklos can make a mistake, he will at December 03, 2022 04:00 AM (NOVDU)

554
Okay. I'm gonna have to pull the trigger on that major reinstall. No way around it. This is gonna be a bitch.

It's various versions of Visual Studio, and Intel's whiz-bang C and Fortran compiler integrations with them. Intel's latest and greatest updates just fucked up everything. Trouble was the updates to Visual Studio fucked shit up, making Intel's old installs not kosher.

Trying to install the new Intel shit, which should work, didn't work, cause of the fuck up with the new MS shit on top of the old Intel shit.

It's just a fucked up mess. So, I'm either gonna start this mess, or just go to bed. Don't know, which. But I'll see y'all tomorrow.

May the peace of Landru be upon you.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 03, 2022 04:01 AM (Mzdiz)

555
Gun Pron: Properly, the bipod should have been mounted on a hinge.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 03, 2022 04:01 AM (FlRtG)

556 Now that I think about it for two (2) seconds, Capt. Murphy musta have been Presbyterian.

Posted by: Miklos has an old Presbyterian cook book called "Predestined to Delight" at December 03, 2022 04:02 AM (NOVDU)

557 May the peace of Landru be upon you.
Posted by: publius

Mary Landrieu was in fact a piece of

Posted by: Miklos has an old Presbyterian cook book called recalls his time in La Louisiane at December 03, 2022 04:05 AM (NOVDU)

558 Pixy is nood

Posted by: Slash Buzz at December 03, 2022 04:08 AM (9KEe3)

559 The class will now discuss.

Posted by: Miklos goes to the Teachers' Union Break Room at December 03, 2022 04:09 AM (NOVDU)

560 The Snacklebox - also a great little diner at the Marina at Wyandotte County Lake in Kansas.

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561 I get paid over 190$ per hour working from home with 2 kids at home. I never thought I’d be able to do it but my best friend earns over 10k a month doing this and she convinced me to try. The potential with this is endless. Heres what I’ve been doing..
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