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Yay, Friday night ONT!
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ONT!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 10:02 PM (Kd4bG) 6
Not first, so up yours ... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2022 10:02 PM (pNxlR) 7
Snacklebox. Heh.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 10:04 PM (Qzn2/) 8
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Snackleboxes are the bomb.
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hiya
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2022 10:05 PM (T4tVD) 11
"Raccoons blowing interlocks! Dogs and cats sleeping together! Mass hysteria! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2022 10:06 PM (pNxlR) 12
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Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 10:06 PM (Qzn2/) 13
Elon posted THAT? That's hot.
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Musk is having too much fun with this!
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Dave! the best ONTster of them all. well Buck is pretty good too.
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Klaus Scwab is the Krampus.
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It's make 7 UP yours.
Posted by: First Son at December 02, 2022 10:12 PM (dXilO) 20
Ah, it just wouldn't be Friday Night without WeirdDave and his 'theater of the absurd' content. Thank you. It's always a humorous read.
Posted by: RickZ at December 02, 2022 10:12 PM (emlEe) 21
Didn't Laverne DiFazio drink Pepsi and milk?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 02, 2022 10:12 PM (cupoy) 22
*raises a glass to Marianne Bachmeier and the unnamed Nigerian dad.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 10:12 PM (Kd4bG) 23
I've read a couple of interview snippets from Jason Isaacs, he seems like a swell guy and one of the less crazy Hollyweird types. Prefers being a B list character actor because he can have a more or less normal life.
Smart guy. Posted by: CppThis at December 02, 2022 10:12 PM (UewuT) 24
Just once during testimony before Congress, I'd like to hear a witness say, "Don't ask me, I'm no cock sucker." Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2022 10:13 PM (pNxlR) 25
I like the mom who shoots the guy in court. Her wiki bio says she hit him 7 times, killing him on the spot.
Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 10:13 PM (geLO8) 26
I have a crush on Jason Isaacs. Him and Timothy Dalton. They have naughty eyes.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 10:14 PM (Kd4bG) 27
US had 3 ice cream barges that traveled around Pacific islands during WWII to keep up morale
That's got to be tough to live down. "You did what during the war?" Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2022 10:15 PM (bt2PN) 28
26 I have a crush on Jason Isaacs. Him and Timothy Dalton. They have naughty eyes.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 10:14 PM (Kd4bG) What's 'naughty eyes'? Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 10:16 PM (mZ3xv) Posted by: Bifdeeznuts at December 02, 2022 10:16 PM (OVGnc) 30
I've read a couple of interview snippets from Jason Isaacs, he seems like a swell guy and one of the less crazy Hollyweird types. Prefers being a B list character actor because he can have a more or less normal life.
Smart guy. Posted by: CppThis at December 02, 2022 10:12 PM (UewuT) I got that vibe from him as well. Fun fact, he was in Event Horizon, as was fellow The Patriot co-star Joely Richardson. Posted by: Dr. T at December 02, 2022 10:16 PM (tp+tP) 31
IIRC there are several drinks made with cola, milk and booze.
Some, not all that bad. But also not all that memorable as I can't think of one off the top of my head. Speaking as a reformed bartender. Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 02, 2022 10:16 PM (Q4IgG) 32
27 US had 3 ice cream barges that traveled around Pacific islands during WWII to keep up morale
That's got to be tough to live down. "You did what during the war?" Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2022 10:15 PM (bt2PN) ---------- "Combat Ice Cream Man" beats "shoveled shit in Louisiana" by a country mile. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 10:17 PM (Qzn2/) 33
Fired eight shots, hit the murdering pedophile with seven of them. Good shooting.
Posted by: huerfano at December 02, 2022 10:17 PM (dTFZY) 34
What's 'naughty eyes'?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 10:16 PM (mZ3xv) ------- Bridget Fonda had 'em back in the day... Posted by: 496 at December 02, 2022 10:17 PM (ELYbr) 35
I'll have a Caucasian.
Posted by: The Dude Lebowski at December 02, 2022 10:17 PM (oTZbj) 36
I got that vibe from him as well. Fun fact, he was in Event Horizon, as was fellow The Patriot co-star Joely Richardson.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 02, 2022 10:16 PM (tp+tP) --- Event Horizon was a who's who of interesting actors... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2022 10:18 PM (BpYfr) 37
Getting a live raccoon to blow in the airlock was some serious ingenuity. Guy should be a twenty star admiral by now.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 10:19 PM (u73oe) 38
I wonder if the Ice Cream Barge played Turkey In The Straw on the loudspeaker as it moved into deployment position.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 10:19 PM (Qzn2/) 39
That's got to be tough to live down. "You did what during the war?" Posted by: t-bird My vessel traveled from island to island, picking up and delivering quiescently frozen containers of bio-remains. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2022 10:19 PM (pNxlR) Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 10:19 PM (E7cKd) 41
18 They did it. They mixed soda and milk.
SMOD, take me now. Posted by: Dr. T at December 02, 2022 10:10 PM (tp+tP) That's so Laverne and Shirley ago. Nothin' new under the sun. Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2022 10:19 PM (JrN/x) 42
Apparently Twitter lied directly to the Federal Election Commission.
"Twitter did not receive a request from the Biden campaign to review (much less restrict) the N.Y. Post articles" That rather conflicts with the 'One executive would write to another: "More to review from the Biden team." The reply would come back: "Handled."' from today's doc dump, wouldn't you say? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 10:20 PM (bW8dp) 43
I think the clip in the tweet is from a movie about Marianne Bachmeier.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 10:20 PM (Kd4bG) 44
37 Getting a live raccoon to blow in the airlock was some serious ingenuity. Guy should be a twenty star admiral by now.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 10:19 PM (u73oe) It does rather sound like the sort of thinking that could win wars. Posted by: CppThis at December 02, 2022 10:20 PM (UewuT) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 10:20 PM (bW8dp) 46
vmom
I think it isn't the eyes alone so much as the eyes and that little upturn at the corner of the mouth that is appealing. And I agree. Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at December 02, 2022 10:21 PM (BjGT6) 47
38 I wonder if the Ice Cream Barge played Turkey In The Straw on the loudspeaker as it moved into deployment position.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 10:19 PM (Qzn2/) Heh We have a demented ice cream truck in our neighborhood. He comes by at 8:00 P.M., blaring music and driving like a bat out of hell from August through October. I don't understand his business plan, but I suppose it makes sense to him. Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2022 10:22 PM (JrN/x) 48
45 I kinda wanted to bang Laverne.
Shirley was cuter, but seemed like she'd be on the frigid side. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 10:20 PM (bW8dp) ------- Plus, not to be crass but, LaVerne had the cans. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 10:22 PM (Qzn2/) 49
IIRC there are several drinks made with cola, milk and booze.
Colorado Bulldog is kinda that way. White Russian topped with cola. Not a bad drink actually. Kinda reminds me of the soda leftover when you make a coke float. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2022 10:22 PM (6Dtba) 50
What's 'naughty eyes'? Posted by: AlaBAMA They're both British and "naught" is zero for those chaps. Imagine "Little Orphan Annie eyes". Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2022 10:22 PM (pNxlR) 51
I would suggest not parking your Worchester sauce next to your soy sauce. Worcester and Chinese don't play well together. I do it at least once a year.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at December 02, 2022 10:22 PM (z7W9M) 52
Fuck you, war.
@RealJamesWoods How is the Twitter Files chicanery any different from Watergate in sum and substance? Nixon resigned when his henchmen tried to subvert free speech. Your turn, Mr. Biden. Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 10:22 PM (ZLI7S) 53
Pass on the port side
Power vessels pass on the port Bitch, port is the left https://trib.al/Mqe1l0Q Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 10:22 PM (5TmO/) Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 10:22 PM (5TmO/) 55
You can get a cheese, cracker, and cured meat gift set from Bass Pro that's all in a tackle box.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 10:23 PM (VJFAr) 56
I mean, if I’m too drunk to pass the breathalyzer, lemme go find a live raccoon is the last thing that would come to mind.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 10:23 PM (u73oe) 57
They're both British and "naught" is zero for those chaps. Imagine "Little Orphan Annie eyes".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2022 10:22 PM (pNxlR) *shudders* Ew Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 10:23 PM (mZ3xv) 58
That's got to be tough to live down. "You did what during the war?"
Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2022 10:15 PM (bt2PN) "I delivered ice cream to soldiers who had just been fighting the Japanese in 100-degree weather, tormented by mud, insects, vegetation so thick you couldn't see the man next to you, losing their comrades over and over again; and when they got a break, we brought them ice cream so that, for five minutes, they could be reminded of home and what they were fighting for. That's what I did." Posted by: Dr. T at December 02, 2022 10:24 PM (tp+tP) 59
naughty eyes that lead to naughty thoughts
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 10:24 PM (Kd4bG) 60
Friday...
Yeah so, I'll think about it. Posted by: Nightwatch at December 02, 2022 10:24 PM (J00IM) 61
"milk is nature's most nearly perfect food"
I though that was eggs I guess "the other white meat" is haram Posted by: nature's most nearly perfect Miklos at December 02, 2022 10:24 PM (NOVDU) 62
More cough syrup. Posted by: Bifdeeznuts at December 02, 2022 10:16 PM (OVGnc) You too? This thing has been kicking my entire family around the block. Then found out have the block has it, (not from us). Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2022 10:24 PM (JrN/x) 63
A possum, sure, but a raccoon?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 10:25 PM (u73oe) 64
59 naughty eyes that lead to naughty thoughts
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 10:24 PM (Kd4bG) Oh my! Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 10:26 PM (mZ3xv) 65
I didn't get China. Was that was a shot of empty Tiananmen Square or something? I'm not familiar with the cartoon characters.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 10:26 PM (VJFAr) 66
I like the mom who shoots the guy in court. Her wiki bio says she hit him 7 times, killing him on the spot.
Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 10:13 PM (geLO Gun control is hitting what you aim at. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2022 10:27 PM (tkR6S) 67
You too? This thing has been kicking my entire family around the block. Then found out have the block has it, (not from us).
Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2022 10:24 PM (JrN/x) ---------- I've been coughing my lungs out for three weeks. Ugh. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 10:27 PM (Qzn2/) 68
I didn't get China. Was that was a shot of empty Tiananmen Square or something? I'm not familiar with the cartoon characters.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 10:26 PM (VJFAr) It's from Back to the Future; Marty in 1955 and all that. Posted by: Dr. T at December 02, 2022 10:27 PM (tp+tP) 69
Utes take the lead
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 10:28 PM (u73oe) 70
Fired eight shots, hit the murdering pedophile with seven of them. Good shooting.
Posted by: huerfano Should've found a way to make him suffer. The bad ones never do. Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 10:28 PM (KAi1n) Posted by: Bifdeeznuts at December 02, 2022 10:28 PM (OVGnc) 72
18 They did it. They mixed soda and milk.
SMOD, take me now. Posted by: Dr. T at December 02, 2022 10:10 PM (tp+tP) ---- You never had or heard of a coke float? Root beer float? Posted by: Ciampino - Demoncraps are all Communists at December 02, 2022 10:28 PM (qfLjt) 73
32 27 US had 3 ice cream barges that traveled around Pacific islands during WWII to keep up morale
That's got to be tough to live down. "You did what during the war?" Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2022 10:15 PM (bt2PN) ---------- "Combat Ice Cream Man" beats "shoveled shit in Louisiana" by a country mile. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 10:17 PM (Qzn2/) "Hey Sarge, what flavor ice cream they got today? "Cosmoline." Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2022 10:29 PM (AMIL/) 74
I've been coughing my lungs out for three weeks. Ugh. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 10:27 PM (Qzn2/) Oh dang. We're only on week one. Today was the first day I didn't have fever. Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2022 10:29 PM (JrN/x) 75
I would suggest not parking your Worchester sauce next to your soy sauce. Worcester and Chinese don't play well together. I do it at least once a year.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at December 02, 2022 10:22 PM (z7W9M) I don't have that problem. My worcestershire sauce is Lee & Perrins. It does not have to be refrigerated after opening, so it goes into the pantry. My soy sauce is Kikkoman, and that is refrigerate after opening. Two completely different locations in the kitchen. Posted by: RickZ at December 02, 2022 10:30 PM (emlEe) Posted by: Miklos so notes at December 02, 2022 10:30 PM (NOVDU) 77
Ice cream sodas have been a thing forever.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 10:30 PM (u73oe) 78
Good evening all
Quite the collection of weirdness dave The Cadbury response was entertaining. The applicant certainly put substantial effort into the application. Too bad it didn't pay off. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 10:30 PM (fivxw) 79
Ya Moki, Sick as Shit for a week now. Neg Vid, Neg Strep Neg Flu, just FUBAR'd. Posted by: Bifdeeznuts at December 02, 2022 10:28 PM (OVGnc) Us too Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2022 10:30 PM (JrN/x) 80
A Root Beer Float, or a Coke Float, is just frozen ice cream, (milk, mostly), and soda. When the ice cream melts as the soda is slowly consumed, the end product is much like what's seen in the video.
Pepsi just didn't churn n' freeze the milk, before adding it to the soda. Woman who shot her daughter's killer in the courtroom? She oughta be a Guest Lecturer at the Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2022 10:30 PM (e6UQI) 81
If the government violates the first amendment in an attempt to stop one party from getting elected, who actually goes to jail?
I'm guessing, no one. Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 10:31 PM (mZ3xv) 82
How did Musk manage to preserve all this Twitter own-goal stuff? You'd a thought the first thing certain peeps would've done would be to destroy it.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 10:31 PM (KAi1n) 83
Gotta admire the PO E6. That took balls and creativity.
Posted by: MkY at December 02, 2022 10:32 PM (cPGH3) 84
LadyL, I think, recommended apple cider vinegar in water at night to help prevent coughing fits. It helps.
Also for me, gargling with Betadine mouth throat gargle. Also drinking ginger tea. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 10:32 PM (Kd4bG) 85
Or is it E5?
Posted by: MkY at December 02, 2022 10:32 PM (cPGH3) 86
naughty eyes that lead to naughty thoughts
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion *adjusts both monocles* Posted by: Miklos, whom neighbors described as "nice...quiet...kind of a loner" at December 02, 2022 10:32 PM (NOVDU) 87
Thinking about all the J6-ers who are languishing in the DC Gulag basically because the questioned the 2020 election.
And now we have the proof revealed of what we all knew all along. A fair and honest government would have every one of them exonerated and released with reparations. Posted by: IrishEi at December 02, 2022 10:33 PM (3ImbR) 88
If The Donald was ever on the Kanye train, yes he needs to get off that shit immediately.
Also, the Utes take the lead! Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2022 10:33 PM (iziT8) 89
82 How did Musk manage to preserve all this Twitter own-goal stuff? You'd a thought the first thing certain peeps would've done would be to destroy it.
Posted by: SFGoth iirc, Musk kicked them out before they could. Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2022 10:33 PM (oTZbj) 90
Over at twitchy there are reactions by npc "journalists" like Ben Collins and Brandy Zagrodzgy. Just as I said in prior thread there basically laughing and saying no big deal etc. Arrogant like swine
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 02, 2022 10:33 PM (mP+mW) 91
Guessing the DOJ will not be bothering with anything that Twitter reveals.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 10:34 PM (mZ3xv) 92
>>> I didn't get China. Was that was a shot of empty Tiananmen Square or something? I'm not familiar with the cartoon characters.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 10:26 PM (VJFAr) It's from Back to the Future; Marty in 1955 and all that. Posted by: Dr. T at December 02, 2022 10:27 PM (tp+tP) No. Not the China part 2 one. China. After tri-heroin spoon and before Zach Fox Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 10:34 PM (VJFAr) 93
There used to be an ice cream truck that passed through our 'hood in the early evening. Always bleating The Entertainer (The Sting) without fail. I had always thought that must have been the quintessential job from hell.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 02, 2022 10:34 PM (Xrfse) 94
The funniest thing to me about the whole Elon takes over Twitter thing is that Elon tried to walk away and Twitter sued him to go through with the purchase.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 10:35 PM (Kd4bG) Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 10:35 PM (ZLI7S) 96
When I worked with my dad he wouldn't feed me, but often if we drove past a deli or stopped for coffee he would ask if I wanted an "egg cream." I had no idea what it was, but it sounded gross so I said no. I never had one.
Later I learned it was cream soda and milk. It's pretty good. I still make coke and milk, and coke and chocolate ice cream is really good too. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 02, 2022 10:35 PM (EA+Bf) 97
Sharkcoochie? Wut?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 02, 2022 10:36 PM (3Or4S) 98
66 I like the mom who shoots the guy in court. Her wiki bio says she hit him 7 times, killing him on the spot.
Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 10:13 PM (geLO ---------------------- What kind of holster was she wearing? Her stance was it tripod or foot forward? The grip, was it hand over hand or cup? Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 10:36 PM (5TmO/) 99
C'mon Utes...let's do this.
Posted by: IC at December 02, 2022 10:36 PM (oX3MH) 100
Weird one Dave! Kudos to the orange vest guy.
Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2022 10:36 PM (leMBv) 101
Root beer float is a favorite of mine.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 10:36 PM (mZ3xv) 102
Never underestimate the tech elite's hilarious yet deeply toxic and dangerous mix of hubris and stupidity. It probably never occurred to them that a dirty peasant outside their clique would even be able to comprehend the words of power ingrained in their missives.
Posted by: CppThis at December 02, 2022 10:36 PM (UewuT) 103
Heh, just shot down a recruiter who tried to get me interested in a job based on the job title alone. Not the location, not the bennies, not even the technology. Smelled like a scam, really.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 10:36 PM (Bd6X8) 104
>>> LadyL, I think, recommended apple cider vinegar in water at night to help prevent coughing fits. It helps.
Also for me, gargling with Betadine mouth throat gargle. Also drinking ginger tea. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 10:32 PM (Kd4bG) flonase, the generic version, helps me with night coughing Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 10:36 PM (VJFAr) 105
Elon Musk is very entertaining.
Posted by: IC at December 02, 2022 10:37 PM (oX3MH) 106
There used to be an ice cream truck that passed through our 'hood in the early evening. Always bleating The Entertainer (The Sting) without fail. I had always thought that must have been the quintessential job from hell.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 02, 2022 10:34 PM (Xrfse) That's about the same torture as having to listen to 'Dueling Banjos' on a perpetual loop. Posted by: RickZ at December 02, 2022 10:37 PM (emlEe) 107
The funniest thing to me about the whole Elon takes over Twitter thing is that Elon tried to walk away and Twitter sued him to go through with the purchase.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby No, don't put me in dat briar patch Posted by: Uncle Miklos Remus at December 02, 2022 10:37 PM (NOVDU) 108
No. Not the China part 2 one. China. After tri-heroin spoon and before Zach Fox
Posted by: banana Dream Yeah, I don't get that one either. I am guessing the kids recognize the characters and know the scene where one says that. Yes, it is the road where tankman stood in front of the tanks though. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 02, 2022 10:37 PM (EA+Bf) 109
89 82 How did Musk manage to preserve all this Twitter own-goal stuff? You'd a thought the first thing certain peeps would've done would be to destroy it.
Posted by: SFGoth iirc, Musk kicked them out before they could. Posted by: davidt ------------------------ He locked them out of the computers before they knew their escorts were coming. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 10:37 PM (5TmO/) 110
It does rather sound like the sort of thinking that could win wars.
Posted by: CppThis But then, leaving the passed-out raccoon on the floorboards -- because it worked so well, and hey you might need it again... Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 02, 2022 10:38 PM (YJwUM) 111
Jason Isaacs was a big anti-Trump douchewad when he was on Star Trek: Discovery.
I really wish actors would shut their yaps. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at December 02, 2022 10:38 PM (Dc2NZ) 112
The funniest thing to me about the whole Elon takes over Twitter thing is that Elon tried to walk away and Twitter sued him to go through with the purchase.
Yep, the whole Twitter files thing is one huge own-goal by the left. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 10:38 PM (Bd6X8) 113
That's got to be tough to live down. "You did what during the war?"
OK so it's not the best assignment for telling stories about in the bar back home but I bet you were the most popular guy on the water at the time. Posted by: Oddbob at December 02, 2022 10:38 PM (nfrXX) 114
When I worked with my dad he wouldn't feed me, but often if we drove past a deli or stopped for coffee he would ask if I wanted an "egg cream." I had no idea what it was, but it sounded gross so I said no. I never had one.
-------- Wouldn't feed you? Wow, he really watched that bottom line. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 10:38 PM (Qzn2/) 115
iirc, Musk kicked them out before they could.
Posted by: davidt I can't believe they didn't have it rigged to go the moment his desire to purchase looked real. Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 10:38 PM (KAi1n) 116
I would suggest not parking your Worchester sauce next to your soy sauce. Worcester and Chinese don't play well together. I do it at least once a year.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at December 02, 2022 10:22 PM (z7W9M) I strongly endorse this suggestion! Couple months ago I got the soy sauce bottle out of the refrigerator door tray and shook a lot of it on a rice dish. When I put the bottle back I saw the soy sauce bottle in the tray. The worcester sauce on the rice dish didn't gag me, but the combination was somewhat less than really tasty. Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2022 10:39 PM (AMIL/) 117
>>Guessing the DOJ will not be bothering with anything that Twitter reveals.
Don't expect the same people who run the corruption to prosecute themselves. It's up to us, the people. It's our country not theirs. Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 10:39 PM (ZLI7S) 118
Anyone else got a jones for chocolate cokes?
Dr. Knight's Drugstore in downtown Lee's Summit, Mo. had a soda fountain and the Coke had to be mixed by hand. Syrup and the bubbly water. I bought a picture of the human jaw when they auctioned off the contents of that place. Posted by: MkY at December 02, 2022 10:40 PM (cPGH3) 119
So, 70 outlets, and not a single one in use.
Compare to the Old Man's outlet in A Christmas Story. Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 02, 2022 10:40 PM (uPgE/) 120
If I’m Musk, I drip it out a bit at a time. Nothing huge at first. Let them all think their in the clear. Then drop the hammer.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 10:40 PM (u73oe) 121
New phone software lets you remove objects from a picture. I'm guessing that's what's going on there.
Posted by: fd at December 02, 2022 10:40 PM (sn5EN) 122
I know that people have barely skimmed the take from Twitter, and it's going to take a while. A couple questions remain unanswered for me: why did Vajayji think this was a really bright idea; where's the correspondence with Faceboo, Google, and the FBI coordinating the response since we know someone was coordinating, and where are the ties with the Clinton people? I'm sorry, but Twitter did not roll out of bed one morning and decide to destroy Donald Trump.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at December 02, 2022 10:40 PM (z7W9M) 123
A dad that won't feed ya kinda sucks.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 02, 2022 10:41 PM (Xrfse) 124
I really wish actors would shut their yaps.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! If I had any idea who any of these people are, or were, I would feel worse about myself. Posted by: Miklos, feeling James Brown Good at December 02, 2022 10:41 PM (NOVDU) 125
92 It's from Phineas & Ferb. Candice, the girl, is their older sister, and she's always trying to bust her brothers to her mom.
But every time she finally gets her mom to pay attention, Phineas & Ferb have already cleaned up the evidence of their adventures. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 10:41 PM (Kd4bG) 126
Yeah, I don't get that one either. I am guessing the kids recognize the characters and know the scene where one says that.
It's definitely an inside joke for people who know the cartoon Phineas and Ferb. P and F do all sorts of wild stuff and the sister keeps trying to get them caught in the act but never does. Posted by: Oddbob at December 02, 2022 10:41 PM (nfrXX) 127
117 >>Guessing the DOJ will not be bothering with anything that Twitter reveals.
Don't expect the same people who run the corruption to prosecute themselves. It's up to us, the people. It's our country not theirs. Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 10:39 PM (ZLI7S) I'm happy to prosecute someone. Do I need a law degree? Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 10:41 PM (mZ3xv) 128
You too? This thing has been kicking my entire family around the block. Then found out have the block has it, (not from us).
Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2022 10:24 PM (JrN/x) Mostly done with my cough, but I was laid out for a week and I am still coughing a bit and it has affected my stamina. I finally went out today and cut some filbert branches to make a hoops to cover my winter garden Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2022 10:41 PM (xhaym) 129
>>> Guessing the DOJ will not be bothering with anything that Twitter reveals.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 10:34 PM (mZ3xv) Oh, I'm not so sure about that. I would not be surprised if Elon and others start getting 4am raids with news companies just coincidentally there to film. All of this freedom of speech stuff seems pretty insurrectiony. Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 10:42 PM (VJFAr) 130
"Elon Musk is very entertaining.
Posted by: IC at December 02, 2022 10:37 PM (oX3MH) " I hope he wins. I mean in an entertaining fashion. Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2022 10:42 PM (iziT8) 131
New phone software lets you remove objects from a picture. I'm guessing that's what's going on there.
Posted by: fd at December 02, 2022 10:40 PM (sn5EN) I know, right? Back in my day, the photographer had to use an air brush. Posted by: zombie Joe Stalin at December 02, 2022 10:42 PM (tkR6S) 132
123 A dad that won't feed ya kinda sucks.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 02, 2022 10:41 PM (Xrfse) ------------------ To be fair, he got to leave the radio on when Pop spent the afternoon in the strip club. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 10:42 PM (Qzn2/) 133
I believe only battleships and fleet aircraft carriers had ice cream making capacity in WWII. But they would share. The standard "reward" for the destroyers serving as rescue ships for downed flyers around carriers was a few gallons of ice cream per pilot, I think. One would be winched over while the other went the other way.
And some enterprising Navy pilots/ground crew rigged up a deal at a South Pacific base where an F4U Corsair would conduct a high altitude patrol with a sanitized wing tank filled with ice cream ingredients. When the plane landed, voila, ice cream for the squadron. Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2022 10:43 PM (OTzUX) 134
I'm sorry, but Twitter did not roll out of bed one morning and decide to destroy Donald Trump.
Well, it took maybe a week of coordination/collaboration. We rate this statement as true. Posted by: Fact Checkers at December 02, 2022 10:44 PM (Xrfse) 135
I can't believe they didn't have it rigged to go the moment his desire to purchase looked real.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 10:38 PM (KAi1n) The left's fatal flaw is that they are determinedly sure of themselves and that they can do no wrong. BTW, my favorite 'Elon takes over Twitter' pic was the safety lawyer in a small area with Elon and a few other people. She had that 'deer in the headlights' look before she was shitcanned. My shadenboner is becoming worrisome at this point. Posted by: RickZ at December 02, 2022 10:44 PM (emlEe) 136
Thanks vmom stabby and Oldbob.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 02, 2022 10:44 PM (EA+Bf) 137
I can't believe they didn't have it rigged to go the moment his desire to purchase looked real.
Maybe they did and forgot about the off-site backups. Or never knew they existed since they weren't actually running the data centers. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 10:44 PM (Bd6X8) 138
Filipinas mix Red Horse beer with Pepsi.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 02, 2022 10:46 PM (3Or4S) 139
The cartoon characters are from Phineas and Ferb. Basically, 2 boys that build, giant, impossible things (like a roller coaster the size of a city that reaches to space). Their sister (in the picture) spends the entire episode trying to get their mom (the woman) to the location of the mcguffin in order to "bust" the boys, but the giant thing always disappears in an improbable way before mom sees it.
Hence: Tiennaman square, with all evidence of the massacre removed, and Candace saying "But, but, it was just here!" Posted by: Weirddave at December 02, 2022 10:46 PM (GpUUo) 140
137 I can't believe they didn't have it rigged to go the moment his desire to purchase looked real.
Maybe they did and forgot about the off-site backups. Or never knew they existed since they weren't actually running the data centers. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 10:44 PM (Bd6X The reason is: Hubris. Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2022 10:46 PM (AMIL/) 141
>>> Oh, I'm not so sure about that. I would not be surprised if Elon and others start getting 4am raids with news companies just coincidentally there to film. All of this freedom of speech stuff seems pretty insurrectiony.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 10:42 PM (VJFAr) -------------------------- Be interesting the Fed sneaking onto StarBase down in S. Texas and raiding his 700 sq ft cottage. Be interesting them sneaking onto StarBase. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 10:46 PM (5TmO/) 142
Texas bartenders being asked by the government to serve up new shots.
Naloxone shots https://tinyurl.com/mr3ujzx3 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2022 10:46 PM (6Dtba) 143
"If your schadenboner lasts more than four hours, please consult a photo of Nancy Pelosi."
Posted by: CppThis at December 02, 2022 10:47 PM (UewuT) 144
>>I really wish actors would shut their yaps.
James Woods can speak as much as he wants as far as I'm concerned. But then he's not an actor anymore. They took his career. Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 10:47 PM (ZLI7S) 145
>>> Be interesting the Fed sneaking onto StarBase down in S. Texas and raiding his 700 sq ft cottage.
Be interesting them sneaking onto StarBase. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 10:46 PM (5TmO/) Like mar-a-largo? Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 10:47 PM (VJFAr) 146
Good evening morons and thanks for all the memes wd
It is not "civilized" to have sympathy for the Devil. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2022 10:47 PM (EZebt) 147
56 I mean, if I’m too drunk to pass the breathalyzer, lemme go find a live raccoon is the last thing that would come to mind.
Posted by: Duke Lowell My problem with that whole thing is that, if a drunk is able to just grab a raccoon, there is a good chance that the raccoon is diseased. And a healthy raccoon can do some real damage. I knew someone who had a dog that was attacked by a raccoon. That dog had a horrid gash in its side. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 02, 2022 10:48 PM (+lVUW) 148
133 I believe only battleships and fleet aircraft carriers had ice cream making capacity in WWII.
I toured the BB North Carolina recently. It had an ice cream machine, which surprised me. It also had very large guns, which did not. Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2022 10:48 PM (eOEVl) 149
More amazing than the ice cream barges were the floating dry-docks that were built on the west coast and towed in segments to Ulithi, the Admiralties, etc where they provided maintenance and repair service for Pacific fleet ships, saving them the considerable time and travel to Bremerton, Mare Island, Long Beach, etc.
One time an old-timer came in the museum where I volunteered, wearing his Navy ballcap with his ship's number from WWII. I sort of half-guessed it was a floating dry-dock, he was stunned I'd heard of them. He had good stories. One about one of the Iowa-class, I think - the skipper/XO bridge crew rejected the normal procedure, where the dry-dock people took over to slip the big ships into place - they wanted to do it themselves. Of course, they banged into the structure, and required more work than had been planned. Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2022 10:49 PM (OTzUX) 150
Getting blown by the Yankees bullpen doesn't seem like such a big deal.
Posted by: So a Red Sox fan might say at December 02, 2022 10:49 PM (V6LRK) Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 10:50 PM (Bd6X8) 152
Gotta say, this whole Twitter story today had that same twice-weekly Gateway Pundit "BOMBSHELL!" anticlimactic bullshit smell about it, from the moment I heard it was coming to the last tweet.
"Oh no! ...anyway..." Nobody is sweating over this, and lots of people are probably very happy that for one day, the national news was looking somewhere other than in their direction. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 02, 2022 10:50 PM (YJwUM) Posted by: Bifdeeznuts at December 02, 2022 10:51 PM (OVGnc) 154
Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2022 10:52 PM (qoGsy) 155
Nice, entire 'Person of Interest' series on FreeVee for free.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 10:52 PM (oHd/0) 156
For a while, in the 70s I think there was a fad where you warmed up cola in a pan on the stove and made some sort of non-alcoholic toddy out of it. I remember my sisters doing this and letting me try it. Not a fan.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 10:52 PM (VJFAr) 157
Texas bartenders being asked by the government to serve up new shots.
Naloxone shots https://tinyurl.com/mr3ujzx3 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2022 10:46 PM (6Dtba) So what happens if you, as a bartender, administer the Narcan, and the perp dies anyway? Or you administer the Narcan, and the perp comes back to life, and starts beating on you for harshing his mellow? Sounds fraught with legal pitfalls. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2022 10:53 PM (tkR6S) 158
Elon Musk has a drawer full of Melania's panties?
LUCKY BASTARD! Posted by: Bifdeeznuts at December 02, 2022 10:51 PM (OVGnc) Elon is not interested in Melania... she is past breeding age. Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 10:53 PM (oHd/0) 159
Li'l Tucker gave me a chuckle. Thanks WD.
Posted by: Average Guy at December 02, 2022 10:54 PM (ngFdr) 160
Or you administer the Narcan, and the perp comes back to life, and starts beating on you for harshing his mellow?
I bet the ones that don't do that still don't tip very well. Posted by: Oddbob at December 02, 2022 10:54 PM (nfrXX) 161
I am now considering that perhaps the Dread Pirate Ship "Ace" should have an ice cream production capacity.
Posted by: Miklos, Hearts and Minds, people at December 02, 2022 10:54 PM (NOVDU) 162
During WW2, my ol man's subs had two important pieces of equipment. An ice cream machine and a still.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2022 10:55 PM (anj39) 163
>>> Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2022 10:52 PM (qoGsy) Back at ya, TonyP! Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 10:55 PM (VJFAr) 164
I've been coughing my lungs out for three weeks. Ugh.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 10:27 PM (Qzn2/) Just coming out of a spell. They identified my bug, streptococcus pneumoniae. I gave the Dr. a product of my cough and a lab did DNA analysis, looking for 15 different possible bacterial and viral infections. Took two days to get the analysis. It identified the best antibiotic for the infection and identified antibiotics that I have resistance genes for. Cool stuff. Of course they probably have my genetic profile now but who doesn't. Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2022 10:56 PM (AmoqO) 165
In March 1981, Marianne Bachmeier walked into the courtroom where Klaus Grabowsk was on trial for raping and murdering her 7 year old daughter and did the right thing. That look on her face, however. That look...
------ I remember back in '93 when living in CA, Ellie Nesler walked into the courtroom and killed Daniel Mark Driver, who had been accused of sexually abusing five boys -- including Nesler's then-six-year-old son, William. She fired five shots into Driver's head; he had previous convictions for child molestation. Too bad there's no video ... "Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable." -- Stuff JFK Almost Said, Vol. 2 Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 02, 2022 10:56 PM (K3TEc) 166
Oddly enough, that story out of MARINE CORPS BASE CAMP PENDLETON is not the oddest one I've heard from there.
Truth is stranger than fiction. Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2022 10:56 PM (qoGsy) 167
Twitter: "We took the US Government's implied order to us to censor your free speech for years. Was I wrong?"
Media, tonight: "Huh? Haven't you heard - Trump had dinner on night with a black rapper he knew, who also brought along some gay guy and a Holocaust Denier that no one heard of! Reeeeeeee!" Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2022 10:57 PM (+Cgut) 168
Here's a nice bit of NorCal news for you dog lovers:
nextdoor.com/p/_pssYxWLxWZz?view=detail (Dunno if you have to be on nextdoor) Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 10:57 PM (KAi1n) 169
>>> I am now considering that perhaps the Dread Pirate Ship "Ace" should have an ice cream production capacity.
Posted by: Miklos, Hearts and Minds, people at December 02, 2022 10:54 PM (NOVDU) I'm not going off to sea without at least ice cream sandwiches, preferably chipwich. Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 10:58 PM (VJFAr) 170
I'm actually a little surprised that Musk is delivering the goods this early and this publicly; I figured he would sit on them until the breach-of-severance lawsuit gets underway. Maybe he wanted to pre-empt that, or maybe he's starting to enjoy a bit of showboating.
In any case, I don't know what'll come of it but it's a big step forward that it is now public-public, not just political-pundit-public. Compare the case of public schools, they had a pervert problem for years but it wasn't until the Covidian lockdowns forced parents to look under the hood that they got pissed off and began organizing real change at the school district level. Posted by: CppThis at December 02, 2022 10:58 PM (UewuT) 171
Or you administer the Narcan, and the perp comes back to life, and starts beating on you for harshing his mellow? Sounds fraught with legal pitfalls.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2022 10:53 PM (tkR6S) --- This is mostly a myth for any modern dose of narcan. If you've onboarded enough opiates for someone to give you narcan to keep you from dying, one dose isn't going to suddenly sober you up to the point that you can do much of anything other than lay there not dying, let alone fight someone. Back in the day, maybe EMTs were pushing huge IV doses of it which could, but that's not the case with nasally administered stuff now. Posted by: ballistic at December 02, 2022 10:59 PM (oXNqT) Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2022 10:59 PM (qoGsy) 173
James Woods talks to Tucker Carlson this evening, and he's not happy:
Dude is not afraid to fight. I salute him. Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 02, 2022 11:00 PM (Xrfse) 174
27-17 UTah
Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 11:00 PM (geLO8) 175
I'm not going off to sea without at least ice cream sandwiches, preferably chipwich.
Posted by: banana Dream Ok, if it involves both Ben and Jerry dangling o'er the forearm Posted by: Miklos, kind and considerate Pirate Cap'm at December 02, 2022 11:01 PM (NOVDU) 176
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Posted by: CppThis at December 02, 2022 11:01 PM (UewuT) 177
So what happens if you, as a bartender, administer the Narcan, and the perp dies anyway?
I dunno. You are right, it's certainly a legal liability. I've had three different regulars over the years due from overdose (not at the bar). I wouldn't have hesitated to try to save them (two of them ex-military in their late 20s and one old timer with chronic back problems in his late 60s) if it happened in front of me. But part of me would rather find out where they got the dope and burn their dealers' home to the ground and tie them to a telephone pole with barbed wire. Opioids and fentanyl are killing our people at record numbers while the FBI arrests MAGA grannies. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2022 11:03 PM (6Dtba) 178
I may be totally am an asshole, but the whole Narcan thing seems like it's getting in the way of Mr. Darwin's good work.
Posted by: CppThis at December 02, 2022 11:01 PM (UewuT) Yes. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2022 11:03 PM (tkR6S) 179
I'm seeing progressively moar FNM outlets taking notice of Musk's Twitter revelations, and the spin machine is spooling up... I suppose by Monday, all this will be covered up and explained away... Again... Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 11:04 PM (aCAFt) 180
I'm surprised Elon leaked this on a Friday
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:05 PM (Kd4bG) Posted by: kbdabear at December 02, 2022 11:05 PM (qAR6u) 182
> Nobody is sweating over this
Except for the part where the Twitter execs filed a sworn statement with the FEC that they had no contact with the Biden campaign, when their interior documents showed just the opposite? I think if I was Vijayjay Gadde I might be sweating *just a bit* right now. Plus, there are many more docs to come. I seriously doubt if they released the best stuff on the first day. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 11:05 PM (bW8dp) 183
Neighbor, I haven't been on NextDoor in years. They should call it Yenta Central.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2022 11:06 PM (EZebt) 184
We routinely put people on Narcan drips when treating an OD. Chinese fentanyl has a long half-life. Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at December 02, 2022 11:06 PM (OVGnc) 185
I think if I was Vijayjay Gadde I might be sweating *just a bit* right now.
----------- I hope they crucify that smug arrogant bitch. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 11:07 PM (Qzn2/) 186
Concerning Twitter employees, mainly those in power positions, how many are women? How many are foreigners?
Posted by: Ciampino - Demoncraps are all lying Communists at December 02, 2022 11:07 PM (qfLjt) 187
I'm surprised Elon leaked this on a Friday
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:05 PM (Kd4bG) the man owns Twitter, he isn't going to rely on the traditional media to cover this. It will be chewed over on Twitter and by Monday I suspect it will be too big to ignore. Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2022 11:07 PM (xhaym) 188
>>I'm surprised Elon leaked this on a Friday
It's day 1. There is a lot more coming. One of the best quotes I've seen in a while is "Musk didn't buy a company, he bought a crime scene." Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 11:08 PM (ZLI7S) 189
I suppose by Monday, all this will be covered up and explained away...
Again... Posted by: Zettai #h8r Nic looks kinda Russian.... Posted by: Mainstream Media Miklos at December 02, 2022 11:08 PM (NOVDU) 190
Neighbor, I haven't been on NextDoor in years. They should call it Yenta Central.
Posted by: San Franpsycho I'm just there for the reports on crime, lost cats, and coyotes wandering around Noe Valley and Castro. Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 11:08 PM (KAi1n) 191
I think what Elon is doing matters. Even if it turns out it doesn't get the criminals into legal.jeopardy, it matters that more of the masks are stripped away.
We need a majority of the public awake and seeing what is happening. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:09 PM (Kd4bG) 192
27-24 Utah
Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 11:09 PM (geLO8) 193
Ya know.... Musk could be the ultimate skywriter.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 11:09 PM (KAi1n) 194
Well, I'm going to go back to bed. Seems the fever has broken. and I am not hurting near as much as I was.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2022 11:09 PM (tkR6S) 195
Concerning Twitter employees, mainly those in power positions, how many are women? How many are foreigners?
Don't have the numbers but I'm confident it's less than it was a few months ago. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 11:10 PM (Bd6X8) Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2022 11:10 PM (6Dtba) Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at December 02, 2022 11:11 PM (OVGnc) 198
Well, I'm going to go back to bed. Seems the fever has broken. and I am not hurting near as much as I was.
Didn't know you were sick, but glad to hear you're feeling at least a little better. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 11:11 PM (Bd6X8) 199
It might have been on the USS North Carolina where I was told which ships had ice cream machines. I already knew about the ice cream for rescued pilots terms of trade.
The huge drydocks were ABSDs (Advanced Base Sectional Docks), towed in sections across the Pacific. Yet another amazing logistical spectacular from the US of WWII. Of course it's fairly well known, but once the US got warmed up, Japan wasn't even in the same universe when it came to logistics, industry, R&D, etc. Like a pro women's soccer team being stomped by a high school boys' team. The US planned to use enormous artificial harbors, much bigger than the Normandy "Mulberries" for the invasion of the Tokyo area in 1946. Also built in sections - I think at the same facilities where the ABSDs were built - they would be towed into place. Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2022 11:11 PM (OTzUX) 200
I first learned about fentanyl in Reader's Digest at the ophthalmologist's office in 1985.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 11:12 PM (KAi1n) Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 11:12 PM (ZLI7S) 202
>>> So what happens if you, as a bartender, administer the Narcan, and the perp dies anyway? Or you administer the Narcan, and the perp comes back to life, and starts beating on you for harshing his mellow? Sounds fraught with legal pitfalls.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ---------------------------------- Sounds like they are trying to Federalize life down in TX. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 11:13 PM (5TmO/) 203
James Woods talks to Tucker Carlson this evening, and he's not happy:
Dont know who JW is but it sounds like he has the money and will to fight back. Good for him. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 11:13 PM (fivxw) 204
The local Narcan "vending machine" in my town of 4500 has 50 doses. It's been refilled about 4 times in 6 weeks.
Think about it; 200 doses for 4500 people. There's no way there are that many overdoses here. Yet the police department where the machine is located is stoked about "their commitment to the community." As are the blues who rallied to get it. Yet... no mention of the surge in break-ins or theft or shoplifting or.... because nobody wants to admit the Narcan machine is a magnet for crime. Doesn't fit the narrative. Stupid fuckers.... Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 02, 2022 11:13 PM (Q4IgG) 205
China is flooding this country with poison and our elected officials do nothing.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 11:13 PM (u73oe) 206
Bifdeeznuts,
If you're still here, just a thought. When I get a cold, I go to a Chinese restaurant and get takeout, a quart each of hot and sour soup, wonton soup, and egg drop. That's all I eat until it's gone, then I go back and get more. Eating nothing but good, hot soup makes me feel better. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 02, 2022 11:14 PM (+lVUW) 207
34-24 Utah
Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 11:14 PM (geLO8) 208
In Churchill's books, he quotes a German general who, when he learned that American POW's had fresh cake, said, "We can't get soap, and they have fresh cake."
Posted by: MkY at December 02, 2022 11:15 PM (cPGH3) 209
Dont know who JW is but it sounds like he has the money and will to fight back. Good for him.
Actor, and a fairly smart guy. Not a normal combination. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 11:15 PM (Bd6X8) 210
SFGoth Noe Valley has coyotes? They come out of the hills to the west (Twin Peaks)? Had never heard about that.
How's your parking situation - and related, car crime? My buddy lives on Alvarado, has always been challenging finding parking when I visit. And actually somewhat reluctant to visit any more, mostly because don't want the car broken into (not a valuable car, it's the fury I would experience at it all). Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2022 11:15 PM (OTzUX) 211
China is flooding this country with poison and our elected officials do nothing.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 11:13 PM (u73oe) They are cashing the checks, should they do more? Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2022 11:16 PM (xhaym) 212
I was a company commander for over a year and my troops did some weird shit, but not raccoon weird.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2022 11:16 PM (anj39) 213
Glad you're feeling at least a little better, AOP.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 11:16 PM (bW8dp) 214
138 Filipinas mix Red Horse beer with Pepsi.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 02, 2022 10:46 PM (3Or4S) ---- A shandy is: Beer and soda, usually lemonade, 7-Up or similar are very popular refreshing drinks in the tropics. Other sodas as per taste. My first shandy was beer and either Pepsi or Coke. Great temper for the bitter hops. Also great for kids, a shot glass or two of beer in a tall glass of soda. Posted by: Ciampino - Shandy is available in cans at December 02, 2022 11:16 PM (qfLjt) Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 02, 2022 11:16 PM (xxG/v) 216
Dont know who JW is but it sounds like he has the money and will to fight back. Good for him.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 11:13 PM There's been a rumour, a tabloid staple for literally decades, that James Woods has an utterly massive penis... Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 11:16 PM (aaiRr) Posted by: Bifdeeznuts at December 02, 2022 11:17 PM (OVGnc) 218
German girls like their cola-bier
Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 11:17 PM (geLO8) 219
wild cherry bark cough syrup is very good for coughs, also chestnut leaf herbal tincture.
Buckwheat honey as well, a teaspoon or so straight. Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at December 02, 2022 11:17 PM (BjGT6) 220
175 I'm not going off to sea without at least ice cream sandwiches, preferably chipwich.
Posted by: banana Dream ------------------------------------ In the fridge is a box of ice cream sandwiches, a box of ice cream drum sticks, and a box of vanilla bars coated with chocolate. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 11:18 PM (5TmO/) 221
There's been a rumour, a tabloid staple for literally decades, that James Woods has an utterly massive penis...
I know he sued a guy for calling him a cokehead, but he's never sued anyone for saying that as far as I know. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 11:18 PM (Bd6X8) 222
well, they did in the 70s when I was there
Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 11:18 PM (geLO8) 223
Y'know, he's as much nutball as not, but it WOULD be great if Musk had Glenn Beck put together an entire Chalkboard Explanation of the whole Twitter Train Wreck, and from there lead it into how Fraudbook and Gargle tracked right along the exact same path.
And pay the networks, CNN & Fox, *undeniable* money, to run the 90 minute prime time special, simulcast across all those channels. Mr. & Mrs. America, Here for the next 90 minutes, the proof of your government in collusion with private industry, weaponizing those industries against their political foes. THEN, you would have the LIVs in on the chatter, and the media would play hell trying to spin out of it, for a change. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2022 11:18 PM (e6UQI) 224
"China is flooding this country with poison and our elected officials do nothing."
Well technically not correct, Duke. They actively ignore the situation, and refuse to do or even say anything about the collapse of border security and rule of law, and sovereignty. And the only break in this pattern, for many many years, was that short period where that uncouth loudmouth was in the WH. Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2022 11:19 PM (OTzUX) Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 11:19 PM (KAi1n) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2022 11:19 PM (B+UAy) 227
Man, I hope USC comes back to win. Not cuz I give a rip about SC, but because a USC/TCU/UM and UG playoff would be a true NATIONAL championship.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 02, 2022 11:20 PM (GpUUo) 228
>>Actor, and a fairly smart guy. Not a normal combination.
Really smart guy. Not that many actors, or people, who got admitted to MIT back when it was a serious school. Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 11:20 PM (ZLI7S) 229
Coyotes are over on the eastern side of Noe Valley/Castro. Apparently there's a large den over there. They're really all over the city, though I've never seen one (except on nextdoor).
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 11:21 PM (KAi1n) 230
> but he's never sued anyone for saying that as far as I know.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 11:18 PM (Bd6X Who would sue for that? Strike that: I guess maybe a tranny who hadn't actually had his dick cut off might. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 11:21 PM (bW8dp) 231
We have a restaurant here that serves "green soup" containing fresh pieces of ginger. So good for fighting illness.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 11:22 PM (fivxw) 232
Dont know who JW is but it sounds like he has the money and will to fight back. Good for him. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 11:13 PM He is an older actor, Videodrome, Against All Odds, Once Upon A Time in America, and apparently a prolific voice actor, particularly for video games. He was Hades in Disneys Hercules, which is the role I remember. Red pilled on a 9-11 after he was on what he believes was a practice flight by the terrorists a couple of weeks before, reported it to FBI and they never got back to him. Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2022 11:23 PM (JrN/x) 233
> Really smart guy. Not that many actors, or people, who got admitted to MIT back when it was a serious school.
Dolph Lundgren got a Fulbright Scholarship to MIT, but was "discovered" before he actually attended. He already had a master's degree in chemical engineering.. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 11:23 PM (bW8dp) 234
My parking situation is great since there's a big tree out front that drops sap constantly, so there's usually a spot around there. At this point, my car's a beater and there're much more attractive targets.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 11:23 PM (KAi1n) 235
SFGoth, forgetting the street right now, but he's over towards the street where the Muni line runs through, just before the plunging hill down towards the Mission.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2022 11:23 PM (OTzUX) 236
Amusement park rides are racist:
Disney fans hoping for one last plunge on Splash Mountain have less than two months to ride the iconic theme park attraction before it closes for an extensive makeover. The attraction will close on January 23, 2023, as Disney moves to walk away from the wide criticism that the ride promotes "racial stereotypes." Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 11:24 PM (geLO8) 237
Fair enough, Rhomboid.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 11:24 PM (u73oe) 238
212 I was a company commander for over a year and my troops did some weird shit, but not raccoon weird.
Posted by: Diogenes How would you feel when you found out they did weird shit - mad,exasperated, or kinda perversely proud? Just wondering how commanders think... Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:24 PM (Kd4bG) 239
Actor, and a fairly smart guy. Not a normal combination
Any movie recommendations that he is in? Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 11:24 PM (fivxw) 240
Hi people. Always said, and always believed that the AoS folks were the best on the planet. Love you all. Wish I was dead but that's like a side note or something.
You are all great. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 02, 2022 11:24 PM (rl2lu) 241
Regarding the Utah versus USC game, looks like the better defense is winning this one.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 02, 2022 11:24 PM (F5ekr) 242
I've seen dead coyotes, struck by cars, aka road kill.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, judgy as usual... at December 02, 2022 11:26 PM (jTmQV) Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 11:26 PM (Bd6X8) 244
The attraction will close on January 23, 2023, as Disney moves to walk away from the wide criticism that the ride promotes "racial stereotypes."
Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 11:24 PM (geLO ------------ Yep. The beloved character Dindu Nuffin will be erased from Disney canon forever. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 11:26 PM (Qzn2/) 245
There's loads of coyotes in GG Park I see them all the time. There was one lurking outside work last night, but we're adjacent to a golf course.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2022 11:26 PM (EZebt) Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 11:26 PM (ZLI7S) 247
Thanks moki
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 11:26 PM (fivxw) 248
Outstanding content tonight, hard to choose the best, but the racoon police report had me unable to talk from laughing.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 02, 2022 11:26 PM (5p7BC) 249
205 China is flooding this country with poison and our elected officials do nothing.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 11:13 PM (u73oe) Sure we are! We're shipping tankers of oil from the Strategic Oil Reserve to China as we speak! Posted by: The Biden Crime Family at December 02, 2022 11:26 PM (i+mOk) 250
SFGoth, forgetting the street right now, but he's over towards the street where the Muni line runs through, just before the plunging hill down towards the Mission.
Posted by: rhomboid Sounds like Sanchez. That's where Alvarado pretty much ends going east towards Mission. I'm on Alvarado too, towards the west. Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 11:27 PM (KAi1n) Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2022 11:27 PM (EZebt) 252
Actor, and a fairly smart guy. Not a normal combination.
Really smart guy. Not that many actors, or people, who got admitted to MIT back when it was a serious school. Posted by: JackStraw Yep. See also - Dolph Lundgren holds a masters in chemical engineering and William Smith was working on his Doctorate. He held various classified US Gov positions. Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2022 11:27 PM (qoGsy) 253
How would you feel when you found out they did weird shit - mad,exasperated, or kinda perversely proud?
Just wondering how commanders think... Posted by: vmom ___ As a squad leader, all the above. Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2022 11:28 PM (7vvHL) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 11:28 PM (fivxw) Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 11:28 PM (geLO8) 256
251 James Woods is literally a genius.
---------- He's no Bette Midler. She hasn't bathed in months! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 11:28 PM (Qzn2/) 257
He's no Bette Midler. She hasn't bathed in months!
She's got to be a walking EPA superfund site by now. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 11:29 PM (Bd6X8) 258
247 Thanks moki
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 11:26 PM (fivxw) You are most welcome!!! Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2022 11:30 PM (JrN/x) 259
hard to choose the best, but the racoon police report had me unable to talk from laughing
Had to be the strangest night of that racoon's life Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 11:31 PM (fivxw) 260
How would you feel when you found out they did weird shit - mad,exasperated, or kinda perversely proud?
Just wondering how commanders think... Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion The good ones? "Christ on a crutch Tonypete, we all know CDR Jones is an twatwaffle but fer f*cks sake. . . . " Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2022 11:31 PM (qoGsy) 261
Hey Moki.
Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2022 11:31 PM (7vvHL) 262
lol Tp.
Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2022 11:32 PM (7vvHL) 263
40-24 Utah
Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 11:32 PM (geLO8) 264
Everyone to be putting hands together and cheering for reason we will to have vindicatings and avengings!! https://nitter.moomoo.me/GOPLeader/status/ 1598868493180366849 #spankmeharderdaddy Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 11:32 PM (3kqda) 265
Sounds like Sanchez. That's where Alvarado pretty much ends going east towards Mission. I'm on Alvarado too, towards the west.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 11:27 PM (KAi1n) I have friends who have lived on Fair Oaks since the 1960's, and have a small dog. I'll have to warn them about the coyotes, just in case they don't already know (they might not be on Next Door). Posted by: HTL at December 02, 2022 11:33 PM (eK24U) 266
239 Actor, and a fairly smart guy. Not a normal combination
Any movie recommendations that he is in? Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 11:24 PM (fivxw) Off the top of my head, Casino (a Scorsese movie mid 90's with Sharon Stone, DiNero, and Joe Peschi) was one. He was also in Ray Donovan, the cable series. And many, many more. Excellent actor for decades. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 02, 2022 11:33 PM (i+mOk) 267
How would you feel when you found out they did weird shit - mad,exasperated, or kinda perversely proud?
Just wondering how commanders think... Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:24 PM (Kd4bG) *** Would depend on the soldier and just how weird. The first kid I chaptered out of the army was a really great guy who inherited millions from his grandpa. Old Virginia money. Missed him a lot. Next one was a complete wack job. Did not miss him. Another was sad. Should never have been allowed into the army his scores were so low. But...he could run a 4:20 mile in boots! A genuinely nice kid too. Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2022 11:33 PM (anj39) 268
Had to be the strangest night of that racoon's life
Posted by: AmericanKestrel "There I was, minding my own business looking for a trash can to root through, when suddenly..." Posted by: Racoon Pethouse Letter at December 02, 2022 11:33 PM (Kd4bG) Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2022 11:34 PM (OTzUX) 270
I am more in the southern part of SF, bordering on the Daly City line. We get sightings of coyote every day in the MacLaren Park area. They are out casually doing their thing, not bothered by humans at all.
Lots of missing pets posters about also. Posted by: gourmand du jour, judgy as usual... at December 02, 2022 11:34 PM (jTmQV) Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 11:34 PM (ZLI7S) 272
So, a piece of musical equipment I ordered, used, from guitar center came in. It takes a 9V/500mA adapter and the one they included is 12V/500mA. Great.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 11:34 PM (KAi1n) 273
Points at USC and laughs. Arrogant jerks.
Posted by: IC at December 02, 2022 11:34 PM (oX3MH) 274
Franpsycho Woods' twatters was also on my rather limited and eclectic list back in the day. Smart and reasonable guy.
And there's that pre-9/11 story he had on the airliner. Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2022 11:35 PM (OTzUX) 275
I think I remember you mentioning the rich kid before, Diogenes
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:35 PM (Kd4bG) 276
205 China is flooding this country with poison and our elected officials do nothing.
======== If it makes you feel happy the PRC is going to hit the wall at 80 mph by the time this decade ends. There's too many entropic effects at work and Ji is playing Great Leader instead of delivering governance to resolve the entropic effect issues. There have been times in history when there was more than one China. It can happen again. Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2022 11:35 PM (W+kMI) 277
So, a piece of musical equipment I ordered, used, from guitar center came in. It takes a 9V/500mA adapter and the one they included is 12V/500mA. Great.
I'm surprised they got current rating right. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 11:36 PM (Bd6X8) 278
Evening.
I'm home. "*In Crisis on Infinite Earths, Earth-Six was the one where America lost the Revolutionary War" WeirdDave, a weeb *and* a DC fanboi. Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 02, 2022 11:36 PM (1Yy3c) Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2022 11:37 PM (JrN/x) 280
JW was in The General’s Daughter with John Travolta. Pretty good movie.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 02, 2022 11:37 PM (ZTJjv) 281
I'm doing better than Ye, so there's that, Moki.
Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2022 11:37 PM (7vvHL) 282
Climax is in North Carolina
There is also a Climax, MI, between Kalamazoo and Battle Creek. The anchor chick is from the K-zoo station WMMT. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 02, 2022 11:38 PM (ufFY8) 283
233 > Really smart guy. Not that many actors, or people, who got admitted to MIT back when it was a serious school.
Dolph Lundgren got a Fulbright Scholarship to MIT, but was "discovered" before he actually attended. He already had a master's degree in chemical engineering.. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 11:23 PM (bW8dp) James Woods, mentioned upthread, attended MIT. Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 02, 2022 11:38 PM (7YanT) 284
There have been times in history when there was more than one China. It can happen again.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2022 11:35 PM (W+kMI) *Ahem* Posted by: Republic Of China at December 02, 2022 11:38 PM (1Yy3c) 285
I think I remember you mentioning the rich kid before, Diogenes
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:35 PM (Kd4bG) I probably did. He's one you remember. Smart, good trooper, college educated and a great since of humor. he left me pics of the girl he had been...ahhh...playing house with. Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2022 11:39 PM (anj39) 286
Utah's D is SMOTHERING USC right now
Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 11:39 PM (geLO8) 287
Sorry, JackStraw. Saw that you mentioned that.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 02, 2022 11:39 PM (7YanT) Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 11:40 PM (3kqda) Posted by: Bifdeeznuts at December 02, 2022 11:40 PM (OVGnc) 290
281 I'm doing better than Ye, so there's that, Moki.
Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2022 11:37 PM (7vvHL) God bless him. And you are a righteous babe, SMH, so Ye and many more can't hold a candle to you!!!! Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2022 11:40 PM (JrN/x) 291
Six hours after the biggest political scandal in decades... MSN homepage has NO COVERAGE AT ALL of the Twitter doc leaks... none.
Proof of how in the tank big Media is. Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 11:41 PM (oHd/0) Posted by: gourmand du jour, judgy as usual... at December 02, 2022 11:41 PM (jTmQV) 293
"I like Germany so much, I want there to be two of them"
(old Cold War crack playing off residual WWII sentiments) Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2022 11:41 PM (OTzUX) 294
46-24 Utah, PAT pending
Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 11:42 PM (geLO8) 295
Utah is kicking the crap out of the University of Spoiled Children.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2022 11:42 PM (U2p+3) Posted by: Bifdeeznuts at December 02, 2022 11:42 PM (OVGnc) 297
Living in the Pac 8-10-12 all of my life, an observation is that seldom there is a team with an undefeated season. The teams always beat each other up year after year.
Take Utah, who is kicking SC's ass right now. Yet, they lost 3 games this year. They also were SC's only loss in the regular season, by 1 point. The 4 team college playoff sucks, and I for one look forward to the 12 team playoff. At least they will decide it on the field instead of the back room of the CFP committee. Not shocked at the Ute's effort tonight, really. They match up well against SC, and a lot of SC's players are hurt. Still no excuse. Would have liked to see SC in the final 4 though, now it will be "THE" fucking Ohio State University will be in after getting their asses kicked by Michigan. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 02, 2022 11:42 PM (i+mOk) 298
292 I have a box full of wall warts.
How anyone ever thought these were of use is perplexing. Posted by: gourmand du jour, judgy as usual... at December 02, 2022 11:41 PM (jTmQV) And on THAT note, I'm taking my lung rot to bed. Bless y'all! Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2022 11:42 PM (JrN/x) 299
You're all wonderful and despite my cat nudging me relentlessly I will click POST
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 02, 2022 11:42 PM (rl2lu) 300
Utah ! Wow
Posted by: LASue at December 02, 2022 11:42 PM (Ed8Zd) Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 11:42 PM (ZLI7S) 302
USC was whipped.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 02, 2022 11:43 PM (F5ekr) 303
Dolph Lundgren got a Fulbright Scholarship to MIT, but was "discovered" before he actually attended. He already had a master's degree in chemical engineering..
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 11:23 PM (bW8dp) Did his chemical engineering studies at Washington State University. Go Cougs!!! Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2022 11:43 PM (anj39) 304
I didn't realize Jenner is pro-Elon:
@Caitlyn_Jenner @elonmusk I hope you are surrounded by massive security and in an extremely safe undisclosed location - you just became public enemy number one to some very very bad people, I pray for your safety and thank you for your bravery! We need more @elonmusk in our society!!! Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:43 PM (Kd4bG) 305
...my cat nudging me relentlessly I will click POST
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 02, 2022 11:42 PM RtC has stopped biting the shit out of you?? Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 11:44 PM (3kqda) 306
I just read my post about college football, and for the record, I astabolutely fucking HATE SC. Have for decades.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 02, 2022 11:44 PM (i+mOk) Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 11:45 PM (Bd6X8) 308
BeckoningChasm, you OK?
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 02, 2022 11:45 PM (XEl8M) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 11:45 PM (fivxw) 310
How would you feel when you found out they did weird shit - mad,exasperated, or kinda perversely proud?
Just wondering how commanders think... Posted by: vmom Been there... kinda did that... don't care as long as it does not affect their job performance, or the unit. Was not there to be a Moral Policeman... was there to blow the enemies shit up. but that was old Navy... Now... Hell... I'd be the one on the chopping block for being a Salty Crusty Sea Dawg. Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 11:45 PM (oHd/0) 311
Had the impression that Jenner was relatively "conservative", politically, though I've not followed his story at all, so this reaction to Muskageddon doesn't surprise me.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2022 11:45 PM (OTzUX) Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 11:46 PM (3kqda) 313
I didn't realize Jenner is pro-Elon:
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:43 PM (Kd4bG) Jenner was also pro-Trump. Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 02, 2022 11:46 PM (1Yy3c) 314
Changing the topic.... tomorrow Fathom Cinema is putting on a movie of Longfellow, called "I heard the bells"
looks pretty cool. https://www.iheardthebellsmovie.com just this weekend. Posted by: sassy at December 02, 2022 11:46 PM (xSICi) 315
Bustles in trying to post Happy Friday, Horde while it is still in fact Friday, well at least for another fifteen minutes.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 02, 2022 11:46 PM (a4EWo) 316
Niters, Moki.
___ You're all wonderful and despite my cat nudging me relentlessly I will click POST Posted by: BeckoningChasm __ I'm not exactly a favorite around here, BC, for good reason, but if I manage to not get banned, regardless of what your cat thinks, you're okay. Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2022 11:47 PM (IC0n9) 317
I think I remember you mentioning the rich kid before, Diogenes
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:35 PM (Kd4bG) I may of also mentioned the three women who signed into my company all 6 weeks apart, all pregnant, and all had been sleeping with the same instructor at their school (signal MOS). We got that sergeant kicked out. Of the three women, two stayed in long enough to have the babies and then got out, the third stayed in and was a good troop. Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2022 11:47 PM (anj39) 318
Hey there DDS! Hope you folks are doing well.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2022 11:47 PM (qoGsy) 319
Fuck the Trojans!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2022 11:48 PM (U2p+3) 320
A wall wart is something that transfers the energy requirements from the device you bought to the lump of plastic that plugs into the wall so that you think you are saving energy by using it instead of having the energy requirements contained in to the device itself.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, judgy as usual... at December 02, 2022 11:48 PM (jTmQV) 321
It's a bit depressing to learn that Dolph Lundgren has a masters in chemical engineering, plus he's also so physically gifted. What kind of super food did his mom feed him when he was a baby?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:48 PM (Kd4bG) Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2022 11:49 PM (qoGsy) 323
I'm not exactly a favorite around here, ..... Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2022 11:47 PM (IC0n9) What the F*** are you talking about? You're the best, SMH! Eff anyone who can't take the truth! Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 02, 2022 11:50 PM (i+mOk) 324
47-24 Utah, final
Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 11:50 PM (geLO8) 325
I guess that means I prefer my actors dumb and pretty.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:50 PM (Kd4bG) 326
And on THAT note, I'm taking my lung rot to bed. Bless y'all!
Posted by: Moki Good night Moki ~ God bless your rest. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 11:50 PM (fivxw) 327
321 It's a bit depressing to learn that Dolph Lundgren has a masters in chemical engineering, plus he's also so physically gifted. What kind of super food did his mom feed him when he was a baby?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:48 PM (Kd4bG) Apparently, Cougar Gold Cheese. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 02, 2022 11:51 PM (i+mOk) 328
Dammit, now how much will it cost to get my daughters into Utah?
And where is Utah? Posted by: Lori Laughlin at December 02, 2022 11:51 PM (RlNHr) 329
It's a bit depressing to learn that Dolph Lundgren has a masters in chemical engineering, plus he's also so physically gifted. What kind of super food did his mom feed him when he was a baby?
She probably just mixed in a little Miracle Grow in his bathwater when he was a baby. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 11:51 PM (Bd6X8) 330
..I'm not exactly a favorite around here, BC, for good reason, but if I manage to not get banned, regardless of what your cat thinks, you're okay. Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2022 11:47 PM (IC0n9)
Bulls...um, might I beg to differ there, sis? You're *exactly* a favorite around here, at least for me, for all the good reasons. My love to you and a manly handshake for Ex-squared, over there! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2022 11:51 PM (e6UQI) 331
I may of also mentioned the three women who signed into my company all 6 weeks apart, all pregnant, and all had been sleeping with the same instructor at their school (signal MOS). We got that sergeant kicked out. Of the three women, two stayed in long enough to have the babies and then got out, the third stayed in and was a good troop. Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2022 11:47 PM (anj39) Instead of those ice cream ships, looks like the military needs a condom ship or two. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 02, 2022 11:53 PM (i+mOk) 332
Pentagon Admits It Can't Account For $2.2 TRILLION - AGAIN.
Of The 27 Agencies Audited Within The @DeptofDefense, ONLY Seven Received A Passing Grade! https://is.gd/21jdkP But we get lumbered with 87000 IRS agents looking at $600 transactions. Posted by: Ciampino - Shady Pentagon at December 02, 2022 11:53 PM (qfLjt) 333
Apparently, Cougar Gold Cheese.
Which is now $50 goddamn dollars a tin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And no pepperjack! FML Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at December 02, 2022 11:53 PM (OVGnc) 334
328 Dammit, now how much will it cost to get my daughters into Utah?
And where is Utah? Posted by: Lori Laughlin at December 02, 2022 11:51 PM (RlNHr)\\ Well, first they need to agree to a few... things... Posted by: Utah Mormon Border Patrol at December 02, 2022 11:53 PM (oHd/0) 335
328 Dammit, now how much will it cost to get my daughters into Utah?
And where is Utah? Posted by: Lori Laughlin at December 02, 2022 11:51 PM (RlNHr) Now that's funny! Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 02, 2022 11:54 PM (i+mOk) 336
Heading to Wyoming tomorrow to shoot with some friends.I just gotta make sure I get up early.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 02, 2022 11:54 PM (UQUAY) 337
284 There have been times in history when there was more than one China. It can happen again.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2022 11:35 PM (W+kMI) *Ahem* ====== Point conceded to Taiwan, the Republic of China and still standing despite not being official. Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2022 11:55 PM (W+kMI) Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 11:55 PM (Kd4bG) 339
Instead of those ice cream ships, looks like the military needs a condom ship or two.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 02, 2022 11:53 PM (i+mOk) In Foreign ports we used to have an old WW2 style Helmet on the Quarterdeck that the Doc would fill with 'Battle Helmets' (condoms). Yeah... Old Navy. Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 11:55 PM (oHd/0) 340
Apparently, Cougar Gold Cheese.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 02, 2022 11:51 PM (i+mOk) Yum!!!! Even Bluebell likes it! Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2022 11:56 PM (anj39) 341
They found people at the Pentagon who can do math? I'm skeptical.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 02, 2022 11:56 PM (KFhLj) 342
You're *exactly* a favorite around here, at least for me, for all the good reasons. My love to you and a manly handshake for Ex-squared, over there!
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim ___ lol I'm a very prickly somebody nowadays, and it doesn't take much to set me off, and it's taking a lot of prayer to remind of some things. But thank God for memes. Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2022 11:57 PM (IC0n9) 343
But we get lumbered with 87000 IRS agents looking at $600 transactions.
Posted by: Ciampino - Shady Pentagon at December 02, 2022 11:53 PM (qfLjt) Cracks me up that the Gov says these 87K IRS agents are a GOOD THING, because they will bring in as much as 1 Trillion in Taxes.... So... 5% MORE of the GDP goes from the hands of citizens, to the Government? and that's a GOOD THING? Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 11:58 PM (oHd/0) Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2022 11:58 PM (IC0n9) 345
In Churchill's books, he quotes a German general who, when he learned that American POW's had fresh cake, said, "We can't get soap, and they have fresh cake." Posted by: MkY at December 02, 2022 11:15 PM (cPGH3) ____________ German POWs in the US had fresh cake too. America: we treat POWs so badly they want to stay after the war. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2022 11:58 PM (MoZTd) 346
>>Are we even sure that is a real place
Its real and spectacular. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 11:58 PM (ZLI7S) 347
guess that means I prefer my actors dumb and pretty.
Posted by: vmom lol, made me think ~ what actors do I prefer? Ones whose abilities add to the storyline, not detract from it. Eye candy is nice but I need a good story too. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2022 11:59 PM (fivxw) 348
344 They found people at the Pentagon who can do math? I'm skeptical.
So am I. Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2022 11:58 PM (IC0n9) Musta been an enlisted guy... Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 11:59 PM (oHd/0) 349
The reason the networks aren't reporting documents is obvious. To them it's not news the we're in on it and knew about it all along. Ergo in their self absorbed minds no one else needs to know about it either.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 02, 2022 11:59 PM (mP+mW) 350
> German POWs in the US had fresh cake too. America: we treat POWs so badly they want to stay after the war.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2022 11:58 PM (MoZTd) The U.S. runs the only POW detention facilities in the history of the world where the prisoners typically gain weight. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2022 12:00 AM (bW8dp) 351
I mean, you gotta have a really big sofa to lose $2.2Trillion in its cushions
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 03, 2022 12:00 AM (WVObm) 352
Pentagon Admits It Can't Account For $2.2 TRILLION - AGAIN.
Let me help... About $1.1 Trillion is still.sitting in Afghanistan. Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2022 12:00 AM (anj39) 353
{{{SMH}}, You are a friend.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 03, 2022 12:01 AM (a4EWo) 354
>>>Pentagon Admits It Can't Account For $2.2 TRILLION - AGAIN.
hmm... how much do 87,000 new IRS agents cost Posted by: DB at December 03, 2022 12:02 AM (geLO8) Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2022 12:02 AM (IC0n9) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2022 12:03 AM (MoZTd) Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2022 12:03 AM (IC0n9) 358
Pentagon Admits It Can't Account For $2.2 TRILLION - AGAIN. ___________ *checks under sofa cushions* Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2022 12:03 AM (MoZTd) 359
But we get lumbered with 87000 IRS agents looking at $600 transactions
Send them to protect the border. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 03, 2022 12:04 AM (fivxw) Posted by: DB at December 03, 2022 12:04 AM (geLO8) 361
Lundgren turned down a Fulbright scholarship at MIT to bang Grace Jones.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh ___ Once you go black...yaddayaddayadda. Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2022 12:04 AM (IC0n9) 362
Hadrian if you're interested in the topic look up the movie about Concordia, KS on UToob. Site of a German POW camp in WWII. Pretty typical experience - work-release type farm labor, excellent relations with the populace, many returned/stayed and married Americans.
There was a small German POW camp in Sonoma County near Windsor (wine country today). Big deal when two prisoners didn't show up for roll call. County got its war-time excitement on. Eventually a sheriff's deputy found the two at the beach to the west, just hanging out. They'd "broken out" and walked there specifically because they wanted to see the Pacific. Crisis over. The Germans used to wake up their "guards" who'd accompany them to their agricultural work sites, when it was time to return to camp. Other than the crewmen of the pocket battleship Graf Spee, "interned" in beautiful/then prosperous Argentina and Uruguay, the German POWs in the US were Germany's lottery winners. Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2022 12:04 AM (OTzUX) 363
The teams always beat each other up year after year.
Take Utah, who is kicking SC's ass right now. Yet, they lost 3 games this year. They also were SC's only loss in the regular season, by 1 point. It hurts the Pac-12 that they get their dick knocked in the dirt every time they play an SEC school. That Utah team got beat by 6-6 Florida and Georgia beat Oregon by 40 points. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2022 12:06 AM (6Dtba) 364
well I'm off to the fartsack
g'night Posted by: DB at December 03, 2022 12:06 AM (geLO8) 365
Pentagon Admits It Can't Account For $2.2 TRILLION - AGAIN.
*checks under sofa cushions* Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2022 12:03 AM (MoZTd) 2.2 Trillion is 10% of the GDP for an entire year. Yeah, and then we wonder why there is inflation? Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2022 12:06 AM (oHd/0) 366
It hurts the Pac-12 that they get their dick knocked in the dirt every time they play an SEC school.
__ lol Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2022 12:07 AM (IC0n9) Posted by: Zombie Everett Dirksen at December 03, 2022 12:08 AM (OTzUX) 368
351 I mean, you gotta have a really big sofa to lose $2.2Trillion in its cushions
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 03, 2022 12:00 AM (WVObm) ---- That's the magic lobster cushion that goes with "Dr" Biden's dress. Was on AoS today. Posted by: Cimpino - Shady Pentagon should as Zelensky at December 03, 2022 12:10 AM (qfLjt) 369
The U.S. runs the only POW detention facilities in the history of the world where the prisoners typically gain weight.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia __ Heh. Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2022 12:11 AM (IC0n9) 370
Tonypete, All is well here, or at least normal. I hope that you and the lovely Mrs. enjoy a wonderful Christmas in your new home.
SMH Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 03, 2022 12:13 AM (a4EWo) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2022 12:13 AM (MoZTd) Posted by: Dirty Frank at December 03, 2022 12:13 AM (OVGnc) 373
If these fancy politicians treat the people this poorly while armed to the teeth,
Just imagine what they'll be willing to do once they have taken away all the guns. - meme Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2022 12:13 AM (IC0n9) 374
Good evening, good people.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 03, 2022 12:15 AM (KATBx) 375
So what do all these tweets Musk released say? Or are they still being excreted?
Here's some of what dropped today: https://bit.ly/3UrtEgT More expected tomorrow. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 03, 2022 12:16 AM (Bd6X8) Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 12:17 AM (IC0n9) 377
Hey ig.
Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 12:17 AM (IC0n9) 378
So what do all these tweets Musk released say? Or are they still being excreted?
...... The DNC requested through back channels that sone accounts be banned for posting the laptop story. Trump's team did the same, only not as much. The requests were carried out by now former employees that can't be punished, and the CEO Jack Dorsey that is still with the company was completely unaware of any controversy about a laptop belonging to a presidential candidate's son because he was busy making a sandwich in the kitchen and must have missed it. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2022 12:18 AM (6Dtba) 379
On 6 March 1981, the third day of the trial, Marianne Bachmeier smuggled a Beretta 70[1] into the courtroom of Lübeck District Court and shot the confessed killer of her daughter, Klaus Grabowski, in the back.[2] She aimed the gun at Grabowski's back and pulled the trigger eight times. Seven of the shots hit him, and the 35-year-old defendant was killed almost instantly.[3]
I suspect your average cop would have maybe got 4 hits and your average gang banger 2. And looking at our political leaders...we could use a woman like Marianne Bachmeier right now... Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2022 12:20 AM (ESjRY) 380
> The requests were carried out by now former employees that can't be punished
Except for the part where they denied under oath to the Federal Election Commission that they were doing this. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2022 12:20 AM (bW8dp) Posted by: Dirty Frank at December 03, 2022 12:22 AM (OVGnc) 382
Except for the part where they denied under oath to the Federal Election Commission that they were doing this.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia __ Yeah, who runs the FEC now? Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 12:22 AM (tUVd3) Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 12:23 AM (tUVd3) 384
Honestly, Mark Zuckerberg's statement two months ago on Joe Rogan's podcast that he was coerced by the FBI to throttle the laptop story was more damning than anything in the emails.
At least he named government officials. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2022 12:25 AM (6Dtba) 385
I get it! Mickey Mantle meant "near the Yankee bull pen area", not "from the guys in the Yankee bull pen"!
It's a good thing he wrote that paragraph for clarification. Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 03, 2022 12:25 AM (2RBkF) 386
There have been times in history when there was more than one China. It can happen again.
Posted by: exdem13 There's more than one China now.... I wonder how things would go when China goes after Taiwan if India and Vietnam decide they want to get some payback in. Does the PRC have the command and control to manage three separate theaters? Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2022 12:26 AM (KAi1n) 387
Here's some of what dropped today: https://bit.ly/3UrtEgT
More expected tomorrow. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 03, 2022 12:16 AM This is a very good summary! Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 12:29 AM (8Ai3Y) 388
We'll see what next week brings, but this looks more like a Musk PR stunt to get clicks then any stunning revelation at this point.
Lots of people saying that all the LIV will suddenly awaken to it. I don't see it myself. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2022 12:29 AM (6Dtba) Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 12:30 AM (tUVd3) 390
This weekend is the last one for my waterfowl season and I need at least 3 ducks, mallards or blacks will have to do, them being the only hangers on left.
The feather crop was sorta poor this year, can't build decent flies with crap. Posted by: irongrampa at December 03, 2022 12:30 AM (KATBx) 391
...I don't see it myself.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2022 12:29 AM #TWITTERGATE is trending #1 on Twitter right now, so there's that... Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 12:31 AM (8Ai3Y) 392
Lots of people saying that all the LIV will suddenly awaken to it. I don't see it myself.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger __ This is where memes come into play. Since it's the youngest gens who are the footsoldiers of the left, you gotta grab their eyeballs via bite-sized tidbits. Do we have time to deprogram masses of people? Only God knows. Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 12:33 AM (tUVd3) 393
#TWITTERGATE is trending #1 on Twitter right now, so there's that...
Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 12:31 AM (8Ai3Y) Don't mind me, I'm a pessimist. I'm just thinking that people on Twitter were already aware that the laptop story was being banned on the platform they use. So you aren't really waking up people that already knew it, some of whom were probably hitting the 'report' button like a speed metal drummer on meth every time they saw a post come up about it. And it's not really gonna get a whole lotta media attention, because they were in on the cover up too. So I'm not sure who exactly is the person that it's gonna open the eyes of. Maybe that Japanese guy that still thinks WW2 is being fought? Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2022 12:39 AM (6Dtba) 394
>>James Woods is literally a genius.
Yes, well he did grow up in Rhode Island. Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 11:34 Just got here, why is JW a genius? Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2022 12:41 AM (55Qr6) 395
They found people at the Pentagon who can do math? I'm skeptical.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls ------ DoA worked at getting me to stay in, but the lure of civilian beer, and girls, was too strong. Hmm...maybe it was girls, and beer. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at December 03, 2022 12:42 AM (1a0ym) Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 03, 2022 12:44 AM (Bd6X8) 397
James Woods is literally a genius.
Yes, well he did grow up in Rhode Island. Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 11:34 Just got here, why is JW a genius? Posted by: Farmer Because he had the sense to leave RI. Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2022 12:45 AM (KAi1n) Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 12:46 AM (tUVd3) 399
I see lefties are posting a picture of Alex Jones, Kanye, Nick Fuentes, and some Indian guy all standing arms around each other and I have to laugh.
We've got the white supremacist Jones, next to the white supremacist Kanye, next to the white supremacist hispanic guy, next to an Indian guy who if I look him up I am sure will be labeled a white supremacist as well. Its like a damn united colors of Benetton ad. Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2022 12:46 AM (ESjRY) 400
Hey, Farmer, How are you doing??
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 03, 2022 12:47 AM (a4EWo) 401
Hi farmer. : )
Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 12:47 AM (tUVd3) 402
Its like a damn united colors of Benetton ad.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2022 12:46 AM (ESjRY) almost a rainbow flag of white Supremacy? Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2022 12:49 AM (oHd/0) 403
>>>James Woods is literally a genius.
>I liked him when he was banging that whore in Casino. I was thinking, "damn, I need a gig like that." Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 03, 2022 12:50 AM (geVLo) 404
>>Maybe that Japanese guy that still thinks WW2 is being fought?
I live on the ocean so I love watch how water works. Its slow and methodical and if you watch it daily nothing ever changes. Until one day it does and the coastline changes. If you believe that we are doomed and can't accept a different outcome I can't fault you. I don't believe in miracle changes against tyranny, I believe in in incremental wins that lead to victory. If you are right then we've already lost. But if I'm right we are just starting to beat the motherfuckers and even if we aren't I would rather they shoot me in the face than the back. They aren't as powerful as they want us to believe they are. They lost one website and they are pissing themselves. And it's just getting started. Enjoy the win. Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2022 12:54 AM (ZLI7S) 405
403 >>>James Woods is literally a genius.
>I liked him when he was banging that whore in Casino. I was thinking, "damn, I need a gig like that." Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 03, 2022 12:50 AM (geVLo) I bet that gig isn't all it's cracked up to be. Think of all the deadbeats she had to cycle through before she got to James Woods. Posted by: E. A. Blair at December 03, 2022 12:56 AM (8o7em) Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 12:56 AM (tUVd3) 407
I'll absolutely enjoy this win plus we can celebrate our side beginning to push back hard pertaining to school boards, as in getting good people elected to them.
Like I've said, it starts here, at the local level. Posted by: irongrampa at December 03, 2022 12:58 AM (KATBx) Posted by: Miklos, late to Oktoberfest, with Doug McKenzie accent at December 03, 2022 01:01 AM (NOVDU) 409
Beckoning Chasm, If you are still here, I am really happy to see that Robert has not cannibalized you, or at least that you have the good sense to now wear chain mail clothing.
SF Goth, I am only a neighbor, Rhode Island is a small state of great beauty. It is the Ocean State, lovely beaches, Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. I would gladly take one small step out of this hellhole and move to Rhode Island. Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 03, 2022 01:03 AM (a4EWo) Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2022 01:06 AM (ZLI7S) 411
...*Dons Leinenkugelbierlederhosenhosen*
Posted by: Miklos, late to Oktoberfest, with Doug McKenzie accent at December 03, 2022 01:01 AM *glare HOSEN VERBOTEN HIER!! Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 01:07 AM (VZLTt) Posted by: Rod Rosenstein at December 03, 2022 01:08 AM (NOVDU) 413
>>Rod Rosenstein at December 03, 2022 01:08 AM (NOVDU)
Why did you fire Andy McCabe you dumb motherfucker? Are you really that stupid? Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2022 01:11 AM (ZLI7S) 414
HOSEN VERBOTEN HIER!!
Posted by: Zettai *sadly un-dons, nobody wants to do the Chicken Dance anyway (except for Mitch)* Posted by: Miklos, late to Acenfest at December 03, 2022 01:11 AM (NOVDU) 415
Why did you fire Andy McCabe you dumb motherfucker?
Are you really that stupid? Posted by: JackStraw Controlled damage control. McCabe's pension checks don't bounce either. Posted by: Rod Rosenstien, Mary from Brattleboro's nephew at December 03, 2022 01:15 AM (NOVDU) 416
Don't whine about conservatives canceled and not allowed to speak. From mario savio's free speech movement to angela davis not being allowed to speak at an event because she is to radical today. What goes around comes around. A babtist church said she could speak there instead like marian anderson being banned and singing america on the steps of the lincoln memorial.
Posted by: raimondo at December 03, 2022 01:15 AM (VcHkN) 417
Anyone here ever have the good fortune to attend an Oktoberfest?
Posted by: irongrampa at December 03, 2022 01:16 AM (KATBx) Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 01:16 AM (2+9Cs) Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 01:17 AM (2+9Cs) 420
Rich branch out. Corporations to the southern bayonets at kent standing for battle of dehydrate and a dark stain on tv in central americans with their defense the TRUMP! arizona is now as the aryan brother water. Even democrat principals. Richard of oz! News report very last word. In the working I am melting like travis telling the left contractor foistering and children to jails
Posted by: raimondo on tap at December 03, 2022 01:18 AM (NOVDU) 421
Anyone here ever have the good fortune to attend an Oktoberfest?
Posted by: irongrampa ------ Nah. Got drunk at the Haufbrau House once, that's it. I never did figure out what language the other people at the table were speaking. Probably Novdu. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at December 03, 2022 01:19 AM (ABY7r) 422
>>Controlled damage control.
>>McCabe's pension checks don't bounce either. Ah, so you are that stupid. Why did Rosenstein also turn down the Mueller request for an indictment on obstruction? Read the civil service laws about pensions and look who reinstated his pension. In case you are too lazy it was the corrupt Biden DOJ. Witty nic changing doesn't equal knowing what you are talking about. Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2022 01:19 AM (ZLI7S) Posted by: This might rhyme, with proper Bavarian accent at December 03, 2022 01:20 AM (NOVDU) 424
I never did figure out what language the other people at the table were speaking. Probably Novdu.
Posted by: Mike Hammer We tipped your waitress. yeah, that one. Posted by: The Royal and Imperial People's Republic of Novdu at December 03, 2022 01:23 AM (NOVDU) 425
*grabs plunger*
Looks like there's a Raimondo stuck in the bowl. Gawd, that STINKS! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2022 01:27 AM (e6UQI) 426
176 I may be totally am an asshole, but the whole Narcan thing seems like it's getting in the way of Mr. Darwin's good work.
Posted by: CppThis at December 02, 2022 11:01 PM (UewuT) Ixnay on the Darwin stuff, please - at least one of the Horde lost a family member to a fentanyl overdose 18 months ago; I'm sure they fervently wish that someone had been nearby with some Narcan which might have saved them. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AOS Ladies' Team plucky comic relief at December 03, 2022 01:29 AM (SRRAx) 427
Hi DDS & SMH,
I'm doing well. They say w/ this treatment you can get tired and it has an 85% survival rate. So I'm tired and would like to be on the 85% positive cure side please. TY Be well sweet ladies. Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2022 01:29 AM (55Qr6) 428
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2022 12:54 AM (ZLI7S)
Hope you're right. Study history, though, and you'll be pessimistic. Posted by: lurk at December 03, 2022 01:30 AM (MIODZ) 429
Damn, that chick just waltzed into the court room and blew the scumbag away. We need more of that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2022 01:30 AM (VwHCD) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at December 03, 2022 01:30 AM (LPLin) Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2022 01:31 AM (ZEa+g) 432
Damn, that chick just waltzed into the court room and blew the scumbag away. We need more of that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division Marriage material Posted by: But not for Miklos, probably at December 03, 2022 01:32 AM (NOVDU) 433
Anyone here ever have the good fortune to attend an Oktoberfest?
Posted by: irongrampa at December 03, 2022 01:16 AM (KATBx) A few times, but not in germany. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2022 01:32 AM (VwHCD) 434
Clocking out.
c/o PoliNation 105 Year Old's Secret to Happiness https://youtu.be/IKTNdAsygms Sweet Dreams Posted by: mindful webworker - tolja at December 03, 2022 01:32 AM (3Yj85) 435
Marriage material
Posted by: But not for Miklos, probably at December 03, 2022 01:32 AM (NOVDU) yeah, not sure about that one. You burned my fucking toast...BANG. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2022 01:34 AM (VwHCD) 436
Jim - Got preoccupied with life today.
Don't give up the ship! Posted by: Mike Hammer And none of that Sunk Cost Fallacy! Posted by: Miklos Bastiat at December 03, 2022 01:34 AM (NOVDU) 437
Damn, that chick just waltzed into the court room and blew the scumbag away. We need more of that.
Posted by: Berserker- ---------- About Gary Plauche, sudden justice. There's video, if you'd care to see it.: Plauche shot and killed his son's karate instructor at the Baton Rouge airport in 1984 after the man, Jeffrey Doucet, was accused of kidnapping and sexually assaulting Jody Plauche. The elder Plauche waited for Doucet to be escorted back from California where authorities said Doucet had taken his son before he was rescued and Doucet was arrested. He had been extradited back to Baton Rouge and was walking through the airport when Plauche, waiting by some payphones pulled out a gun and fired a shot. Plauche was sentenced to five years probation and did not serve time in jail following the shooting. He maintained his actions were the natural response of a father who believed his son had been violated. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at December 03, 2022 01:34 AM (q5ARv) Posted by: Miklos, commenting after Midnight at December 03, 2022 01:36 AM (NOVDU) 439
Damn, that chick just waltzed into the court room and blew the scumbag away. We need more of that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division ___ My youngest g-baby is seven. If something like that happened to her, God help the mf. And yes, I replayed that about a dozen times, why do you ask? Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 01:39 AM (tUVd3) 440
>>Study history, though, and you'll be pessimistic.
Have. Depends on which book you read. In the short term everything decays and tyranny wins. But in the long term freedom always wins. Pretty much why America exists. There has never been a free society like US, we were born a free people who chose a limited government. We are writing our own book and I think we will not give in to tyranny when it comes to nut cutting time. Worst case I am wrong but I sure as hell won't roll over for these cocksuckers. Fuck them. Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2022 01:39 AM (ZLI7S) 441
Plauche was sentenced to five years probation and did not serve time in jail following the shooting. He maintained his actions were the natural response of a father who believed his son had been violated.
Posted by: Mike Hammer see: Peewee Gaskins On September 2, 1982, Gaskins committed another murder, for which he earned the title of the "Meanest Man in America". While incarcerated in the high security block at the South Carolina Correctional Institution, Gaskins killed a death row inmate named Rudolph Tyner, who had received his sentence for killing an elderly couple during a bungled armed robbery of their store in Murrells Inlet, South Carolina. Gaskins was hired to commit this murder by Tony Cimo, the son of Tyner's victims. Cimo was initially charged with murder, but pled guilty to lesser charges and was sentenced to 8 years in prison. He was paroled in 1986. Posted by: Miklos, almost somewhat nicer at December 03, 2022 01:40 AM (NOVDU) 442
Study history, though, and you'll be pessimistic.
___ Study the Gospel of Jesus Christ. Through Him, we have already won, but as a fellow pessimist as well as a fellow Christian, I understand how easy it is to sink into despair. Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 01:42 AM (bHvPK) Posted by: Miklos, Bob, and Doug McKenzie at December 03, 2022 01:42 AM (NOVDU) 444
Mike Hammer. Your word is all I need to know that all is well.
Thanks! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2022 01:43 AM (e6UQI) 445
Miklos, Patsy Cline's Greatest Hits from the $5 bin at Walmart made it into the minivan 6 CD changer and they have stayed there ever since. love me some Patsy Cline!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 03, 2022 01:43 AM (a4EWo) 446
My youngest g-baby is seven.
If something like that happened to her, God help the mf. And yes, I replayed that about a dozen times, why do you ask? Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 01:39 AM (tUVd3) I watched it a bunch too. That face..it was the face of no fucks to give. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2022 01:44 AM (VwHCD) 447
I watched it a bunch too. That face..it was the face of no fucks to give.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2022 01:44 AM (VwHCD) ___ I see that face a lot in my own mirror. That is what terrifies me. Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 01:45 AM (bHvPK) 448
> Yeah, who runs the FEC now?
Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 12:22 AM (tUVd3) Five Trump appointees, one Biden appointee, one Bush Jr. appointee. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2022 01:46 AM (bW8dp) 449
Through Him, we have already won, but as a fellow pessimist as well as a fellow Christian, I understand how easy it is to sink into despair.
Posted by: SMH The Battle has been fought and won. Some folks just don't want to take the W Posted by: Miklos at December 03, 2022 01:46 AM (NOVDU) 450
So that's why Musk took so long to release the files.
@EmmanuelMacron https://tinyurl.com/mryn2enp So much for the EU banning Twitter. Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2022 01:47 AM (ZLI7S) 451
I had some awesome fun at my Fest, Hans knows beer and food pretty good and he'll feed you more than you can eat at a sitting.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 03, 2022 01:47 AM (KATBx) 452
Five Trump appointees, one Biden appointee, one Bush Jr. appointee.
___ Interesting. God's will be done. Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 01:47 AM (qtwVU) 453
love me some Patsy Cline!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz Now see? We can have nice minivan 6 CD changer things Posted by: Miklos wishes Sweet Dreams at December 03, 2022 01:48 AM (NOVDU) 454
That was a Mosin-Nagant before somebody sporterized it, I think. I hate it when people butcher surplus firearms. But if they're going to do it, might as well be a Mosin.
"Fido Friday: In which we see a little bit of tomfoolery" Whip-poor-wills feign injury too, I guess to distract predators from the nest. Saw it for myself in the forest once. Pretty cool. Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at December 03, 2022 01:49 AM (24fqN) 455
@EmmanuelMacron
https://tinyurl.com/mryn2enp So much for the EU banning Twitter. Posted by: JackStraw ___ Very interesting. Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 01:49 AM (qtwVU) 456
On that ice cream barge in the Pacific. The GIs in the Pacific weren't the only ones who had ice cream. The GIs--Army Air Corps, dog face infantry, construction battalions in England were very friendly with the natives. England was on short rations--and some foods were hard to come by. But the GIs had steak and butter, ice cream, eggs fruit etc. Uncle Sammy wanted those guys who were "overpaid, oversexed, and over there" to have it all. And so the guys gave food, nylons etc. But they couldn't give much ice cream away. Many English homes--maybe most English homes--didn't have a refrigerator.
Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at December 03, 2022 01:49 AM (K57hO) 457
The Battle has been fought and won.
Some folks just don't want to take the W Posted by: Miklos ___ As someone who regularly forgets this, I rate this as true. Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 01:51 AM (qtwVU) Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2022 01:53 AM (ZLI7S) 459
Tis time. Didn't intend to be up this late.
Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well. Posted by: irongrampa at December 03, 2022 01:57 AM (KATBx) 460
Goodnight IG
Posted by: Miklos wishes extra Sweet Dreams at December 03, 2022 02:00 AM (NOVDU) Posted by: Miklos thinks the Horde will cry out at December 03, 2022 02:03 AM (NOVDU) 462
I am of a mind to laud the Musk Man.
He is doing more for the 1st Amendment than anyone in recent history. His release of the "TWITTER" Tapes is bigger than the "NIXON TAPES" by a large margin and could be the downfall of Brandon as more is released. Not to mention, the HUGE damage to the Democrate Party. And ALL eyes to re-assess the mid-terms. Because... logical people understand their subterfuge during 2020 and even 2018. Ballot harvesting my ASS! COVID as a cover to steal votes. Posted by: Nightwatch at December 03, 2022 02:05 AM (J00IM) 463
At last report, the tiny but strategic village of Novdu holds out against all attacks.
Posted by: Official Novdu Informations at December 03, 2022 02:06 AM (NOVDU) 464
Also
Slapweasel Posted by: Miklos thinks the Horde will cry out at December 03, 2022 02:03 Wait what? Was there a Slap sighting? Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2022 02:06 AM (55Qr6) Posted by: UnOfficial Slap Informations at December 03, 2022 02:07 AM (NOVDU) 466
>>>Anyone here ever have the good fortune to attend an Oktoberfest?
>One of my favorite watering holes was at the Alpine Village in Torrance CA. Always a good time. Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 03, 2022 02:08 AM (geVLo) 467
453 love me some Patsy Cline!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz Now see? We can have nice minivan 6 CD changer things Posted by: Miklos wishes Sweet Dreams at December 03, 2022 01:48 AM (NOVDU) eh. I have many dozens of CDs totalling over 1000 songs on a large thumbdrive I can put in my car. It becomes...interesting when set to random. Flower Duet followed by Quiet Riot... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 03, 2022 02:10 AM (ynpvh) 468
I'm in, I'm out. Night all.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 03, 2022 02:10 AM (ynpvh) 469
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Niters, jim.
Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 02:12 AM (JuZEe) 472
Anyone here ever have the good fortune to attend an Oktoberfest?
A friend from Budapest got the first beer at Oktoberfest one year. He says it was just coincidence. I think not. Posted by: Miklos would really like such "coincidence" once at December 03, 2022 02:12 AM (NOVDU) 473
Wondering if many more people will be interested now in what, precisely, is on this-here laptop computer... Probably, a bit moar than yoga routines and wedding plans... Hoping for a true wheels-coming-off, walls-closing-in, bottom-dropping-out event here, and the sooner the better! I can wait a while longer, I suppose... Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 02:20 AM (Ga8hV) 474
Miklos, So many apologies to you, it was chilly out, I was bundled in my parka, contributions to Novdu were meager. Tomorrow, while rainy, promises to be warm, I shall don my Novdu cheerleader's outfit and I am sure that my contribution can shall be filled to overflowing. Long live Novdu.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 03, 2022 02:20 AM (a4EWo) 475
All you history lovers should look at history of the Constitution. Which was the last colony and why did they hold out for so long?
History didn't just occur in far away lands. Good night. Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2022 02:21 AM (ZLI7S) 476
COM!!
"Slapweasel" sighting.. dosimeter positive reading 6-2-6 Bearing...290... depth 42004 and diving...range 2600 meters with H-Meres lock...Falter-Key -20 degrees and bearing adjustment... Wait one...signal lost...INTEG LOOP map initiated...MARK! Posted by: Nightwatch at December 03, 2022 02:22 AM (J00IM) 477
Prayers up, Farmer.
Mele Kalikimaka, btw. Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 02:11 TY Dear. What does that Hawaiian mean? Best of luck for cure of the prostate? Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2022 02:22 AM (55Qr6) 478
Niters, JackStraw. : )
Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 02:22 AM (JuZEe) Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 02:23 AM (Ga8hV) 480
TY Dear. What does that Hawaiian mean? Best of luck for cure of the prostate?
Posted by: Farmer ___ lol Merry Christmas. Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 02:26 AM (JuZEe) Posted by: Novdu appoints DDS as Honorary Consul at December 03, 2022 02:26 AM (NOVDU) 482
*looks up the Hawaiian word for 'prostate'*
Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 02:26 AM (JuZEe) Posted by: Nightwatch at December 03, 2022 02:29 AM (J00IM) Posted by: Nightwatch at December 03, 2022 02:30 AM (J00IM) 485
What does that Hawaiian mean? Best of luck for cure of the prostate?
Posted by: Farmer ___ lol Merry Christmas. Posted by: SMH ======= Bing Crosby https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEvGKUXW0iI Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at December 03, 2022 02:30 AM (WMPkR) Posted by: Miklos notes that people called Miklos are sometimes called Mickey at December 03, 2022 02:31 AM (NOVDU) 487
Doesn't Dwight Yoakum do some Bakersfield sound?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AOS Ladies' Team plucky comic relief at December 03, 2022 02:32 AM (SRRAx) 488
Most ya all are to young to remember "Buck Owens"
and the Bakersfield's Sound. ___ Country music wasn't played at too many places in southside Chicago, where my folks grew up in the 50s and 60s, for some reason... But I am familiar with the sound, courtesy of the miracle of the Internet. Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 02:32 AM (JuZEe) 489
Hi Teresa.
Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 02:33 AM (JuZEe) Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 02:34 AM (VU4iv) 491
Bing Crosby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEvGKUXW0iI Posted by: Mike Hammer ___ I learned the language long before I saw the first Bing Crosby movie. Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 02:34 AM (JuZEe) 492
I learned the language long before I saw the first Bing Crosby movie. Posted by: SMH ------- I figured, but that was for Farmer's benefit. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at December 03, 2022 02:36 AM (C0kHf) 493
I learned the language long before I saw the first Bing Crosby movie.
Posted by: SMH So Melekka lekka hi lekka hiney ho was RONG??!!? Posted by: Miklos leart Hawaiian from Pewee Herman at December 03, 2022 02:36 AM (NOVDU) Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 02:37 AM (VU4iv) Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 02:37 AM (JuZEe) Posted by: Marcel Marceau at December 03, 2022 02:38 AM (1a0ym) 497
Hi, SMH! Hope you and your family are doing well :-)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AOS Ladies' Team plucky comic relief at December 03, 2022 02:38 AM (SRRAx) 498
lol
Merry Christmas. Posted by: SMH ======= Bing Crosby https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEvGKUXW0iI Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at December 03, 2022 02:30 ------ I'm afraid to watch that link MH, is it have a jolly, holly prostate cancer free? Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2022 02:39 AM (55Qr6) Posted by: Miklos cites Kingsley Amis at December 03, 2022 02:39 AM (NOVDU) 500
I don't even know what the official government colors of Novdu are. I call my hub's nephew Mickey all the time, even though it bears little resemblance to his actual name. He does not seem to mind this, perhaps he shall join the Novdu army here.
P.S. My hours at the grocery store tomorrow are between 2pm and 5pm, it will be dark at 5, I might switch signs from Novdu to a child mutilation cause, now we are talking big money here. Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 03, 2022 02:40 AM (a4EWo) Posted by: Mime MBA at December 03, 2022 02:41 AM (NOVDU) 502
WHILE HERE...
The "Daily Mail" exposes that PEDOS in the state of COMMIEFORNIA are oft times released within a FUCKING YEAR of their original sentence time. Oh yeah touch my kids bitch...wont even make it to a jail cell...you be room temp face down in a gutter...missing parts...LOTS O' parts! Posted by: Nightwatch at December 03, 2022 02:41 AM (J00IM) 503
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I'm afraid to watch that link MH, is it have a jolly, holly prostate cancer free? Posted by: Farmer ------- Ah, just watch, vintage Bing Crosby, upbeat. Posted by: Marcel Marceau at December 03, 2022 02:43 AM (1a0ym) 504
Doesn't Dwight Yoakum do some Bakersfield sound?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth Yu srs? https://tinyurl.com/237d3kr4 Posted by: An all-time Miklosian favorite of all times at December 03, 2022 02:43 AM (NOVDU) 505
Let not Twittergate distract us entirely from what is going on with the gubernatorial election in Arizonia... Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 02:44 AM (VU4iv) 506
We're doing okay, Teresa, how's things with you and yours?
Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 02:44 AM (JuZEe) 507
The administration of Justice under the Law is the most important responsibility of the Civil authorities after National defense.
Pontius Pilate will be judged lightly compared to the shitstains that infest our Judicial system. Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at December 03, 2022 02:52 AM (I9VC/) 508
Let not Twittergate distract us entirely from what is going on with the gubernatorial election in Arizonia...
Posted by: Zettai ___ You mean the one with disenfranchised voters? 2020 redux? Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 02:53 AM (JuZEe) 509
You mean the one with disenfranchised voters?
2020 redux? Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 02:53 AM That be the one! Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 02:54 AM (uCRv7) 510
Good night, Horde, Debby needs a whole lot of sleep.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 03, 2022 03:03 AM (a4EWo) Posted by: Miklos, who identifies as as dissed enfranchised at December 03, 2022 03:05 AM (NOVDU) 512
I apologize for going dark on you all.
Just some matters in the current degradation of our basic "SOCIETY" brings my blood to a boil. Time to break out with the "Vince Guaraldi Trio" Christmas music to calm my being. I'm a good man most days. Posted by: Nightwatch at December 03, 2022 03:06 AM (J00IM) Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 03:07 AM (uCRv7) 514
Good night, Horde, Debby needs a whole lot of sleep.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz All Noble Peoples of Novdu are united in common dedication for Sweet Dreams for the Noble Peoples of Debbystaniastan Posted by: OFFICIAL INFRMATIONINGS at December 03, 2022 03:08 AM (NOVDU) 515
Niters, DDS.
Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 03:09 AM (JuZEe) 516
Jack Posobiec has been summoned to Mar-A-Lago...
I wonder what that's about... Posted by: Zettai __ Hmmm... Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 03:10 AM (JuZEe) 517
Jack Posobiec has been summoned to Mar-A-Lago...
I wonder what that's about... Posted by: Zettai How to pronounce his name Posted by: Miklos went to Ljubljana just so he could say " I was in Ljubljana" at December 03, 2022 03:11 AM (NOVDU) 518
I feel disenfranchised.
I should get a Big Check From Somebody Posted by: Miklos, who identifies as as dissed enfranchised at December 03, 2022 03:05 AM ✔ Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 03:12 AM (qfJCX) 519
lol Miklos.
Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 03:13 AM (JuZEe) Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 03:14 AM (qfJCX) Posted by: Miklos can tell stories about Sarah at December 03, 2022 03:15 AM (NOVDU) Posted by: Nightwatch at December 03, 2022 03:16 AM (J00IM) Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 03:16 AM (JuZEe) 524
lol Miklos.
Posted by: SMH I might legally change my name to LOL Miklos Only costs $150 If you go halvesies Posted by: Miklos has as many nicnames as his fevered brain can create at December 03, 2022 03:17 AM (NOVDU) Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 03:19 AM (JuZEe) Posted by: Bishop Ralph of Shrewsbury at December 03, 2022 03:20 AM (NOVDU) 527
Just checking in to see what Weird Dave has, way too early to get up.
Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2022 03:20 AM (xhxe8) 528
*Eyes Miklos*
Twenty bucks in town. Posted by: SMH Town? Uh, my car broke down, guests from out of town, LOCUSTS! I swear! Posted by: MNiklos, neglected third Blues Brother at December 03, 2022 03:23 AM (NOVDU) Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 03:23 AM (JuZEe) 530
Mornin'
(sips coffee) Posted by: Puddleglum at December 03, 2022 03:23 AM (sAmhv) Posted by: Miklosczyszkiewyszki at December 03, 2022 03:25 AM (NOVDU) 532
You know what? Software stinks. Things have gotten so damned complicated, I can't even. I had a little disaster installing something -- won't get into the details, too damned complicated, but things got hosed. Did a system restore, trying to avoid a major reinstall of a bunch of shit. That mostly worked, save for Chrome, which got hosed and wouldn't start. A unistall and reinstall appears to have fixed that. But still, the program that got hosed, the one I was trying to modify and update with some new components, is still hosed. Why the fuck things have to be so damned complex, I don't know. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 03, 2022 03:28 AM (Mzdiz) 533
Ja rozumiem po Polsku.
Prolly more Slovak-like Posted by: Miklosczyszkiewyszki at December 03, 2022 03:25 AM Yokshamosh! Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 03:28 AM (qfJCX) 534
The Army is bringing the ‘Be All You Can Be’ slogan back
https://tinyurl.com/59jme6mu Except moar FABULOUS! Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 03:29 AM (JuZEe) 535
Note Chrome had nothing to do with what was going on. The damned System Restore just managed to hose it, somehow independently of what the problem was. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 03, 2022 03:29 AM (Mzdiz) 536
“We’re not returning to ‘Be All You Can Be’ for nostalgia or old times’ sake or because we think retro is trendy and cool,” Maj. Gen. Alex Fink, chief of Army enterprise marketing, told Stars and Stripes. “We’re really reinventing it to reposition the Army and to inspire the next generation of soldiers.”
__ Uh oh... Posted by: SMH, traveling down the meme highway at December 03, 2022 03:30 AM (JuZEe) 537
Note Chrome had nothing to do with what was going on. The damned System Restore just managed to hose it, somehow independently of what the problem was.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 03, 2022 03:29 AM Using Chrome?? *slowly backs away from Publius Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 03:32 AM (qfJCX) 538
Yokshamosh!
Posted by: Zettai Mad magazine had some nonsense words, like potryby. Caused me problems in Slovakia, because oddly similar to the word (actual real word) for food store. I laughed at odd and inappropriate times. Posted by: Miklos, a Retard in Six Languages at December 03, 2022 03:34 AM (NOVDU) Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2022 03:35 AM (qfJCX) 540
Greetings to All Noble Publius Peoples
Posted by: The Noble People of Novdu at December 03, 2022 03:38 AM (NOVDU) 541
I always figured Publius to be a Firefox-kind of fellow...
Posted by: Zettai He's smarter than he looks. I've met him, and he looks better than me. Posted by: Miklos has PROOF at December 03, 2022 03:40 AM (NOVDU) 542
re: News reporter 'Near Climax.'
There are two towns in NW Minnesota that provided one of the greatest newspaper headlines of all time: "Fertile Woman Dies In Climax" Posted by: Fritzy at December 03, 2022 03:43 AM (YoZGp) 543
The Army is bringing the ‘Be All You Can Be’ slogan back
Does anybody remember the ad "But Dad, I'm gonna be an engineer AND a Marine!" Danny Sweeny Posted by: Miklos has recollections of Danny from Freshman Year at December 03, 2022 03:44 AM (NOVDU) 544
>> *slowly backs away from Publius
You are not of the body. Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated. We are the Borg. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 03, 2022 03:46 AM (Mzdiz) 545
“We’re not returning to ‘Be All You Can Be’ for nostalgia or old times’ sake or because we think retro is trendy and cool,” Maj. Gen. Alex Fink, chief of Army enterprise marketing, told Stars and Stripes. “We’re really reinventing it to reposition the Army and to inspire the next generation of soldiers.”
The next generation of soldiers are more likely to remove the under barrel chainsaw and replace it with a pink dildo, or will figure out how to turn a SAW into a bong. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2022 03:46 AM (VwHCD) 546
I'm about to have a shit-fit, here. Yep, I'm gonna have to do a major uninstall and reinstall of a bunch of shit. If Windows itself gets hosed, and I have to reinstall that, I'm gonna just scream. Run through the woods wild and naked, screaming. Fuck Microsoft, fuck software in general. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 03, 2022 03:47 AM (Mzdiz) Posted by: Miklos on piano with amusing stories at December 03, 2022 03:48 AM (NOVDU) 548
Reposition the army? Where's it going?
Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2022 03:48 AM (KAi1n) 549
Btw, Peet's "Major Dickason's Blend" is actually named for an E-8 not an O-4.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2022 03:50 AM (KAi1n) 550
If Windows itself gets hosed, and I have to reinstall that, I'm gonna just scream. Run through the woods wild and naked, screaming.
This about where the Thing in the Woods and pics come in Posted by: Miklos politely insists at December 03, 2022 03:51 AM (NOVDU) 551
546
I'm about to have a shit-fit, here. Yep, I'm gonna have to do a major uninstall and reinstall of a bunch of shit. If Windows itself gets hosed, and I have to reinstall that, I'm gonna just scream. Run through the woods wild and naked, screaming. Fuck Microsoft, fuck software in general. Posted by: publius The Legend of Bigfoot is reborn. Posted by: Puddleglum at December 03, 2022 03:53 AM (sAmhv) Posted by: Miklos sees a money maker here at December 03, 2022 03:54 AM (NOVDU) 553
Btw, Peet's "Major Dickason's Blend" is actually named for an E-8 not an O-4.
Posted by: SFGoth Btw, Murphy's Law is named for an actual Captain, later Major, of the WWII Army Air Corps Posted by: If Miklos can make a mistake, he will at December 03, 2022 04:00 AM (NOVDU) 554
Okay. I'm gonna have to pull the trigger on that major reinstall. No way around it. This is gonna be a bitch. It's various versions of Visual Studio, and Intel's whiz-bang C and Fortran compiler integrations with them. Intel's latest and greatest updates just fucked up everything. Trouble was the updates to Visual Studio fucked shit up, making Intel's old installs not kosher. Trying to install the new Intel shit, which should work, didn't work, cause of the fuck up with the new MS shit on top of the old Intel shit. It's just a fucked up mess. So, I'm either gonna start this mess, or just go to bed. Don't know, which. But I'll see y'all tomorrow. May the peace of Landru be upon you. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 03, 2022 04:01 AM (Mzdiz) Posted by: Arbalest at December 03, 2022 04:01 AM (FlRtG) 556
Now that I think about it for two (2) seconds, Capt. Murphy musta have been Presbyterian.
Posted by: Miklos has an old Presbyterian cook book called "Predestined to Delight" at December 03, 2022 04:02 AM (NOVDU) Posted by: Miklos has an old Presbyterian cook book called recalls his time in La Louisiane at December 03, 2022 04:05 AM (NOVDU) 558
Pixy is nood
Posted by: Slash Buzz at December 03, 2022 04:08 AM (9KEe3) 559
The class will now discuss.
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