Sam Brinton, Biden's Genderfluid, Puppy Perversion Official In Charge of Nuclear Materials, Charged With Felony Theft of a Woman's Luggage

Who could have seen this coming?

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He stole a woman's expensive luggage bag from the carousel at the airport, despite he himself having never checked a bag. That is, he didn't have any bags on the carousel, so he can't claim "I thought it was my bag."

But that is what he claimed. At first.


Mollie
@MZHemingway

This story is somehow far, far, far crazier than even the headline. Dude didn't check baggage for a flight, yet went to the carousel, took a woman's Vera Bradley rollerbag, and checked it on his next few flights.

Sam Brinton, one of the first "openly genderfluid individuals in federal government leadership," was charged with felony theft last month after allegedly stealing a woman's luggage at MSP Airport.

The MIT grad went viral earlier this year when he announced his new role as the deputy assistant secretary of the Office of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the U.S. Department of Energy.

"As one of if not the very first openly genderfluid individuals in federal government leadership, I was welcomed with open arms into the Department of Energy all the way up to the Secretary whom I shared the stage with in a Pride month celebration panel just today," Brinton wrote on Twitter at the time.

He said he is not a Biden appointee but instead was hired as a career employee in the Senior Executive Service. Brinton accepted the job in February and began in June, according to media reports.

Prior to working in government, Brinton was an anti-conversion therapy activist who taught "Kink 101" workshops on college campuses, according to The National Pulse. A photo from one of these workshops shows Brinton in a dress as he stands over three males in leather dog masks.

The bag and its contents are worth over $2,300.

Sam Brinton, who is totally not a mentally ill criminal, offered a tale about the stolen bag which, like his sexuality, was very "fluid" and was constantly "evolving."

Story #1: It was totally my bag, baby


Brinton insists the clothes inside the bag are his, but is a little sketchy about whether the bag they're contained in is his.


Police questioned Brinton about the missing bag in an Oct. 9 phone call and asked him directly if he "took anything that did not belong" to him.

"Not that I know of," Brinton allegedly responded. He later admitted to taking the bag but said the clothes inside were his, according to the complaint.

"If I had taken the wrong bag, I am happy to return it, but I don't have any clothes for another individual. That was my clothes when I opened the bag," he told police, according to the complaint.

Note that this story has the classic hallmark of a lie -- equivocation. Instead of just saying "no, it's my bag" Brinton attempts a halfway statement -- well, the clothes inside are mine, and then weirdly concedes that maybe the bag containing the clothes might have been this woman's, and he'd be happy to return it if he accidentally took it?

This kind of halfway in, halfway out statement is what people do when they know they're caught in a lie and are trying to construct an escape route from the lie on the fly.

Motherf***er, how you gonna take a bag that isn't yours that contains clothes that IS yours?

This is obviously a lie.

This is Biden's top official for the disposal of spent uranium rods and nuclear materials. Not like we need a trustworthy individual safeguarding those.

Story #2: I Was Tired and Did an Oopsie


Now Brinton thinks over the stupid lie he just told and tells a new lie: Okay, maybe he took someone else's bag, but, like every shoplifter in the world, he took it On Accident.


Brinton allegedly called the investigating officer two hours later and apologized for not being "completely honest." This time Brinton said he took the bag because he was tired and thought it was his, the complaint says.

He allegedly told police that he realized the bag didn't belong to him when he opened it up at the hotel but "got nervous" and didn't "know what to do." Worried that people would think he "stole the bag," Brinton told police he left the victim's clothes in the drawers in the hotel room, according to the complaint.

Brinton said he brought the bag back to D.C. with him because it would have been "weirder" to leave a bag in the hotel room, according to police.

See, he didn't want people to get the wrong impression that he "stole the bag" when he took a bag that clearly didn't belong to him. He realized that it would "look bad" when he emptied out all the clothes that were in the bag on to the floor of the hotel room, so, to make it look less weird, he did the Totally Normal Thing and just took the bag with him to his house in DC.

You know -- almost as if his goal all along was to steal a piece of luggage that struck his fancy.

But totally not, totally not. He just happened to accidentally take a bag that wasn't his, accidentally throw all the contents of the bag that he didn't want (not his size of women's clothes!) on to the floor, and then take the bag that he did want back home with him, so that it wouldn't look like a theft.

Police told him how to return this bag totally taken On Accident to the woman who actually owned it.

Story #3: I'm Keeping This Bitch

Okay, I guess he's just keeping the bag now.

Police told Brinton how to return the bag to Delta, but as of Oct. 27 the victim still had not received her bag back.

I guess it looks cute with some high heels he also stole.

Story #4: I Thought I Was on The Price Is Right and just won the Showcase Showdown

Okay he didn't say this yet, but I expect it's coming.

Brinton was quietly placed on leave a month ago. He faces five years in prison and a $10,000 fine. Of course he will not even be prosecuted, even if he never returns the bag he totally took On Accident.

He will be allowed to cop to a misdemeanor because of His Precious Career -- why should the Fabulous pay for their crimes? -- and then will get to keep his job because hey, no felony conviction.

There will be no re-evaluation of his Security Clearance. He is "genderfluid." He is Protected and Untouchable.

As far as I know, the leftwing media embargoed this story -- and probably still is embargoing this story. It took Alpha News to break it.

I said yesterday when a commenter first reported this story,, that I googled it to get details. First Sam Brinton nothing, then Sam Brinton arrested nothing , finally Sam Brinton arrested for stealing luggage from airport and the Alpha News story came up. Google was suppressing it and the propaganda ministries were boycotting it. F**k them all

Posted by: Smell the Glove

Likely Google was, as usual, suppressing stories by anyone other than CNN and the CDC.

But the dearth of stories was also a matter of the media refusing to "feed far-right narratives" by, you know, doing their jobs and reporting facts about government officials.

Posted by: Ace at 12:02 PM




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1 Sick, perverted. Perfect Biden Administration lackey

Posted by: rd at November 29, 2022 12:02 PM (Z32m1)

2 I can't even look at that guy thing.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 29, 2022 12:03 PM (AiZBA)

3 How many of these people would pass an MPPI Psych Test?

Posted by: rd at November 29, 2022 12:03 PM (Z32m1)

4 "Now Brinton thinks over the stupid lie he just told and tells a new lie: Okay, maybe he took someone else's bag, but, like every shoplifter in the world, he took it On Accident."

Winona Ryder - "Yes, yes, me too!"

Posted by: Thrawn at November 29, 2022 12:03 PM (Rl7KJ)

5 KJP's presser should be interesting. "Should be."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2022 12:03 PM (ptqGC)

6 Opps! MMPI Psych Test

Posted by: rd at November 29, 2022 12:03 PM (Z32m1)

7 How many people in the Biden administration are full on insane?

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 29, 2022 12:04 PM (eGTCV)

8 Wow, almost like if you associate and HIRE people who deny reality, like their Sex... you know, denying reality... what we used to call crazy?

They do crazy shit! Who WOULDA THUNK IT!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2022 12:04 PM (oHd/0)

9 If that is a "dude" then I am John Wayne back from the dead.

Posted by: Glenn John at November 29, 2022 12:04 PM (M3hSG)

10 Maybe elevating mental illness to be a moral good was a bad idea?

No?

Society needs to keep learning good and hard?

Okay, then.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 29, 2022 12:04 PM (LvTSG)

11 "Brinton was quietly placed on leave a month ago."

He hasn't resigned or been fired but placed on leave.
"Hey you Bible thumping rubes, how does my ass taste?"

Posted by: lowandslow at November 29, 2022 12:04 PM (+LC27)

12 i nooded

Posted by: rd at November 29, 2022 12:04 PM (Z32m1)

13 OK... just how is a Man dressing up as a Woman, or a Dog, any different than the guy who dresses up as Napoleon?

One we lock up.. the other we give high paying jobs to?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2022 12:05 PM (oHd/0)

14 We are ruled by profoundly evil and petty people.

Our "betters" are the worst "elite" in the history of the world.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 29, 2022 12:05 PM (N1tpc)

15 It's painfully obvious that this creature's entire wardrobe consists of things found in other people's suitcases.

Posted by: MartynWW at November 29, 2022 12:05 PM (Ur3df)

16 OK... just how is a Man dressing up as a Woman, or a Dog, any different than the guy who dresses up as Napoleon?

One we lock up.. the other we give high paying jobs to?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2022 12:05 PM (oHd/0)


Hey. I'm standing right here.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 29, 2022 12:05 PM (AiZBA)

17 The Atomic Tranny Dog Boy steals a chick's luggage 'cause he wants her clothes.

#CurrentYear

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 29, 2022 12:05 PM (t0OGg)

18 Freaks fascists and grifters, the whole lot of 'em.

Posted by: JEM at November 29, 2022 12:05 PM (8erNz)

19 13 OK... just how is a Man dressing up as a Woman, or a Dog, any different than the guy who dresses up as Napoleon?

One we lock up.. the other we give high paying jobs to?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2022 12:05 PM (oHd/0)

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Don't say, "I am Napoleon." Instead say, "I identify as Napoleon."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 29, 2022 12:06 PM (LvTSG)

20 Reminds me to change my genderfluid to the winter formula. Anyone know if I can mix DOT 5 with DOT 3?

Posted by: Heino Fan Club #52, Hamburg at November 29, 2022 12:06 PM (yXRn/)

21 So he's just a common thief. In charge of our nation's nuclear waste disposal. I take it he passed some sort of woke security clearance?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2022 12:06 PM (ptqGC)

22 Listen, he already let's men stick their d**ks up his sh*thole and parade before him in puppy gimp costumes , is stalking women at airports, stealing their clothing and wearing them like a skin suit, in a manner reminiscent of Buffalo Bill really that far of a stretch?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 29, 2022 12:06 PM (5026n)

23 Stupid people, stupid problems.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2022 12:06 PM (UuD2k)

24 Story #4: This is old news. Why are uptight conservatives so obsessed with this nothing-burger?

Posted by: Ripley at November 29, 2022 12:06 PM (MxEKc)

25 Someone might want to take a look at comment 244 in the previous post.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 29, 2022 12:06 PM (uvymP)

26 It was a really nice woman's bag in pastel color. It .matched his dress so he couldn't pass it up

Posted by: Skip's phone at November 29, 2022 12:06 PM (QXEmv)

27 Sometimes you can judge a book by its cover. This one says

Depraved Degenerate

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 29, 2022 12:06 PM (H8qM/)

28 22 Listen, he already let's men stick their d**ks up his sh*thole and parade before him in puppy gimp costumes , is stalking women at airports, stealing their clothing and wearing them like a skin suit, in a manner reminiscent of Buffalo Bill really that far of a stretch?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 29, 2022 12:06 PM (5026n)

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"Buffalo Bill was the good guy."
-Trannies, most likely

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 29, 2022 12:06 PM (LvTSG)

29 Welcome to the new normal

Posted by: It's me donna at November 29, 2022 12:06 PM (bs+z0)

30 It wont even get a reprimand, let alone fired or suspended.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 29, 2022 12:07 PM (uNylN)

31 OK, to be fair... its an Air Line... if he turned it back into Delta Lost Baggage, it could be MONTHS before its returned... or ... just lost...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2022 12:07 PM (oHd/0)

32 They stole the whole fuggin country, what's a bag, H8rz?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 29, 2022 12:07 PM (qGOwt)

33 If that is a "dude" then I am John Wayne back from the dead.
Posted by: Glenn John


You know his real name was Marion?

Posted by: some dood thinking this is a sick burn at November 29, 2022 12:07 PM (Z32m1)

34 I guess this is what Mollie meant by "dude" -
Urban Dictionary; An aggrevated hair on an elephant's butt.

Posted by: Glenn John at November 29, 2022 12:07 PM (M3hSG)

35 7 How many people in the Biden administration are full on insane?
Posted by: That NLurker

ANNOUNCER: We have replaced the Biden administration officials' mental health medications with Fentanyl. Let's see if they notice.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2022 12:07 PM (bDjBG)

36 @MZHemingway
This story is somehow far, far, far crazier than even the headline. Dude didn't check baggage for a flight, yet went to the carousel, took a woman's Vera Bradley rollerbag, and checked it on his next few flights.

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So he knowingly transported someone else's luggage on an airliner? Isn't that a crime, too? Isn't it specifically prohibited from carrying luggage who's contents you do not know through an airport?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 29, 2022 12:08 PM (t0OGg)

37 the dude doesn't have a forehead, he has a fivehead

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 29, 2022 12:08 PM (OgrpQ)

38 @28

>>"Buffalo Bill was the good guy."
-Trannies, most likely

I would not doubt for a second that that is the psychology at play here with this clown.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 29, 2022 12:08 PM (5026n)

39 You know his real name was Marion?



smile when you say that partner.

Posted by: Glenn John at November 29, 2022 12:08 PM (M3hSG)

40 Welp - we've clearly reached peak Roman Empire.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 29, 2022 12:08 PM (NgqoH)

41 22 Listen, he already let's men stick their d**ks up his sh*thole and parade before him in puppy gimp costumes , is stalking women at airports, stealing their clothing and wearing them like a skin suit, in a manner reminiscent of Buffalo Bill really that far of a stretch?
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Maybe he is a front hole type of dude.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2022 12:08 PM (bDjBG)

42 I see Ronna is trying to totes make friends with MAGA by campaigning for Walker.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 29, 2022 12:08 PM (UOzPv)

43 Who wants that bag? No telling what that freak did with it. Eww.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2022 12:08 PM (82U+n)

44 Hmm, I think the pic up top is actually the least weird pic I've seen of him.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 29, 2022 12:08 PM (fs1hN)

45 The best part of all this is that the US doesn't have a spent nuclear fuel disposal program. All the spent fuel is still sitting on the sites where it was generated waiting for the govt to pull it's head out of its ass.

So this freak essential had no job.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2022 12:08 PM (UuD2k)

46 It's got horrible legs... even for a dude they're horrible

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 29, 2022 12:09 PM (flINI)

47 Bitch set me up!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 29, 2022 12:09 PM (UOzPv)

48 This sodomite should be working for Comet Pizza, not the federales.

Actually, not much difference so never mind.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2022 12:09 PM (0ZEfs)

49 33 If that is a "dude" then I am John Wayne back from the dead.
Posted by: Glenn John

You know his real name was Marion?
Posted by: some dood thinking this is a sick burn at November 29, 2022 12:07 PM (Z32m1)

Which gives some credence to the whole story behind 'A Boy named Sue'....

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2022 12:09 PM (oHd/0)

50 Yep, 244 last thread needs to be nuked.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 29, 2022 12:09 PM (uz3Px)

51 "If I had taken the wrong bag, I am happy to return it, but I don't have any clothes for another individual. That was my clothes when I opened the bag," he told police, according to the complaint.

somewhere i saw a meme with several pictures of this alleged person and the text along the lines of "his fashion style makes sense when you realize he's dressing in clothes from other people's luggage".

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at November 29, 2022 12:09 PM (v3pYe)

52 would YOU want your stuff back if you knew this fucking mutant had its grundle all over your skivvies?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2022 12:10 PM (/EuRN)

53 40 Welp - we've clearly reached peak Roman Empire.
Posted by: Heavy Meta
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I think we have exceeded them in depravity. Even the Romans hated the Carthagenians and their Moloch worship requiring child sacrifices.

Becoming a Eunuch in those days did not require society to recognize that you were a woman either.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2022 12:10 PM (bDjBG)

54 So this freak essential had no job.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2022 12:08 PM (UuD2k)


Shhhhh. We all gotta protect our phoney baloney jobs.

Posted by: President Skroob at November 29, 2022 12:10 PM (AiZBA)

55 The dildoes were mine though !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 29, 2022 12:10 PM (M+Lyo)

56 Sam Brinton. David DePape. A single cage match. Both enter on opposite sides. In the center is a single suitcase containing one hammer. Only one " " "person" " " leaves.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 29, 2022 12:10 PM (1I6o+)

57 Yep, 244 last thread needs to be nuked.
Posted by: Notsothoreau


Not hard to find. It's glowing.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2022 12:10 PM (c7Kvc)

58 Why did he go to the carousel? Did he see her in the airport and fetishize wearing her clothes? Happenstance she was on his flight?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 29, 2022 12:10 PM (UOzPv)

59 'I can't even look at that guy thing.'

Same. It's the toenail fungus of news.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 29, 2022 12:10 PM (T/s40)

60 Need to drop his ass in Yucca Mountain to inspect spent fuel rods.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 29, 2022 12:10 PM (OgrpQ)

61 So right after Biden and his freaky family left Nantucket, ALL FIVE of their rental vehicles caught fire at the airport and burned to a crisp. A sign?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2022 12:11 PM (ptqGC)

62 OK... just how is a Man dressing up as a Woman, or a Dog, any different than the guy who dresses up as Napoleon?

One we lock up.. the other we give high paying jobs to?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2022 12:05 PM (oHd/0)

I'm here to stake my claim: If you want to give out high-paying jobs for dressing like Napoleon, then, N'interrompez jamais un ennemi qui est en train de faire une erreur.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 29, 2022 12:11 PM (N1tpc)

63 So...we need to send the Bobs throughout the entire federal government to ask what people do there?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 29, 2022 12:11 PM (LvTSG)

64 There's your Democrat led government hard at work. Whatever this is, and an other guy who thinks he's a girl. That's before we get to the inarticulate serial fabulist whose qualifications are apparently she likes girl. Ew. Ew. And ew.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2022 12:11 PM (82U+n)

65 42 I see Ronna is trying to totes make friends with MAGA by campaigning for Walker.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Hell, that is just another indication that Ronna and GOPe want Walker to lose. She won't gain him a vote and probably will cost quite a few.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2022 12:11 PM (bDjBG)

66 Winona Ryder - "Yes, yes, me too!"
Posted by: Thrawn at November 29, 2022 12:03 PM

Oh no! The Banana Splits Guy has been summoned.

Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at November 29, 2022 12:11 PM (kts79)

67 I think there's even more to this: what was he doing in baggage check in the first place if he didn't check any bags? People avoid baggage claim like the plague if they don't have to get their own checked bag. Either this creepy mentally-ill weirdo saw the designer bag ahead of time and decided to steal it, or he deliberately went to baggage check with intent to steal a bag and this one caught his eye. Totally creepy and illegal either way.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 29, 2022 12:11 PM (iFTx/)

68 Do y'all know who *I* want to be in charge of nuclear materials handling?

I'd like to see a guy in his fifties who has been in the business for a long time. He's gruff, competent, appears to have no sense of humor, brooks no bullshit from anyone and will happily tell both his subordinates and superiors to fuck directly off when they suggest doing something reckless or insane with those very sensitive and dangerous materials - and have the knowledge to tell them why he's telling to go piss up a rope. I imagine a middle-aged man with a slight paunch who is very harried and drips subject-matter competence out of every pore. That is the kind of guy who *should* be running the nuclear materials division.

What I do not envision is the Atomic Tranny Dog Boy. He is very much *not* the kind of person who should be in charge.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 29, 2022 12:11 PM (t0OGg)

69 "So he knowingly transported someone else's luggage on an airliner? Isn't that a crime, too? Isn't it specifically prohibited from carrying luggage who's contents you do not know through an airport?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 29, 2022 12:08 PM (t0OGg)

He knew what was in it before his flight, that's where the "I left the cloths in the hotel" lie comes in.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 29, 2022 12:11 PM (+LC27)

70 As far as I have read, he didn't even check a bag on the flight, so had NO FUCKING REASON to be in the baggage claim area.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 29, 2022 12:11 PM (5xURv)

71
It keeps it’s job.

Anyone willing to bet? Give you three to one odds.

Posted by: Auspex at November 29, 2022 12:12 PM (sldmv)

72 Brinton said he brought the bag back to D.C. with him because it would have been "weirder" to leave a bag in the hotel room, according to police.
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Yes, this is plainly a guy who cares deeply about being perceived as weird. The exact average of normalcy; "unfair" would be an understatement if one implied anything more or less.

Posted by: turnout man at November 29, 2022 12:12 PM (CIcwn)

73 Legal Insurrection

Apparently MSP has footage of Brinton removing the baggage tag from the luggage after claiming it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2022 12:12 PM (+TCco)

74
Willowed, but directly relevant:

Complete sicko lunatics like the Bidens, and Atomic Tranny Dogboy, and Harvey Weinstein, and THE Rick Wilson, and Jim Comey, et. al., and on and on... they're everywhere in public life. Like, imagine attending a ruling class cocktail party and looking around at that room full of circus freaks.

It bears out my Corollary to Gresham's Law - any normal person would look at that room and say "WTAF?!?! I gotta get outta here, hasta pronto!"

This is how a corrupt, deviant ruling class becomes a self-reinforcing pit of iniquity.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2022 12:12 PM (oINRc)

75 That bag alone runs around $450.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2022 12:12 PM (ptqGC)

76 comment #244 last thread? Meh. Sub-meh. Weak sauce version of the usual stupid tough talk from the sort that engage in that.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2022 12:12 PM (OTzUX)

77 Hey. I'm standing right here.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 29, 2022 12:05 PM (AiZBA)

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I thought you got taken away?

Posted by: Cave Johnson at November 29, 2022 12:12 PM (zsNaY)

78 71
It keeps it’s job.

Anyone willing to bet? Give you three to one odds.
Posted by: Auspex at November 29, 2022 12:12 PM (sldmv)

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The real bet is if the DOJ sends a top-level lawyer to represent him at court hearings or not.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 29, 2022 12:12 PM (LvTSG)

79 Who could have seen this coming?
-

hurl

Please change subheading wording.

Posted by: Biden's Dog, who knows no margin bounds at November 29, 2022 12:12 PM (UK1vv)

80 somewhere i saw a meme with several pictures of this alleged person and the text along the lines of "his fashion style makes sense when you realize he's dressing in clothes from other people's luggage".
Posted by: stochastic
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Well, there is always shoplifting to augment his wardrobe.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2022 12:12 PM (bDjBG)

81 would YOU want your stuff back if you knew this fucking mutant had its grundle all over your skivvies?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2022 12:10 PM (/EuRN)

Ummmmm....Depends.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2022 12:12 PM (0ZEfs)

82 Did the FBI ever return Melania’s underwear?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2022 12:12 PM (hXqlg)

83 The Atomic Tranny Dog Boy steals a chick's luggage 'cause he wants her clothes.

#CurrentYear

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 29, 2022 12:05 PM (t0OGg)

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#NewCurrentThing(TM)? Imma gonna need an Atomic Tranny Dogboy flag & emoji for affixing to all my social media bios ... I imagine YD could come up with one.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 29, 2022 12:13 PM (K3TEc)

84 i nuked it

Posted by: ace costanza at November 29, 2022 12:13 PM (C1Zwz)

85 I said yesterday when a commenter first reported this story,, that I googled it to get details. First Sam Brinton nothing, then Sam Brinton arrested nothing , finally Sam Brinton arrested for stealing luggage from airport and the Alpha News story came up. Google was suppressing it and the propaganda ministries were boycotting it. F**k them all

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 29, 2022 12:13 PM (87Ur0)

86 By the way, if this buffoon tried to steal my bag, right now he'd be wearing it like a hat, and looking for a surgeon to detach it from his putrid dome.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2022 12:13 PM (82U+n)

87 Once again, a pervert gets busted at Minneapolis St. Paul International.

I swear we should have plaques posted to commemorate these events.

In this bathroom stall, Congressman ...

At this baggage carousel, Deputy ...

Posted by: rd at November 29, 2022 12:13 PM (Z32m1)

88 Norms and decency restored!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2022 12:13 PM (ptqGC)

89 Hey. I'm standing right here.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 29, 2022 12:05 PM (AiZBA)
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I thought you got taken away?
Posted by: Cave Johnson at November 29, 2022 12:12 PM (zsNaY)


I welcome those nice young men in their clean white shirts.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 29, 2022 12:14 PM (AiZBA)

90 Breaking news: Cross Dresser Steals Woman's Clothes

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 29, 2022 12:14 PM (5xURv)

91 If I may change the focus for a few seconds, that dude's knees are sick. WTF?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 29, 2022 12:14 PM (geVLo)

92 If I had taken the wrong bag, I am happy to return it, but I don't have any clothes for another individual. That was my clothes when I opened the bag,
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Yea, NOW they're your clothes, I don't want them back you sick freak.

Posted by: Lady missing bag in the baggage carousel at November 29, 2022 12:14 PM (fs1hN)

93 The best part of all this is that the US doesn't have a spent nuclear fuel disposal program. All the spent fuel is still sitting on the sites where it was generated waiting for the govt to pull it's head out of its ass.

So this freak essential had no job.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2022 12:08 PM (UuD2k)


Not unlike the Secretary of Transportation, "his" qualifications were knowledge of things up asses.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 29, 2022 12:14 PM (uvymP)

94 I saw Vera, so I thought it was a Wang and I grabbed it.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 29, 2022 12:14 PM (M+Lyo)

95 88 Norms and decency restored!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2022 12:13 PM (ptqGC)

Thank God.. We really dodged a bullet electing Biden

Posted by: It's me donna at November 29, 2022 12:14 PM (bs+z0)

96 Just how does this doily get a clearance

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2022 12:14 PM (RHGPo)

97 So...is this freakshow felon going to lose its job?

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 29, 2022 12:14 PM (sVtYq)

98 the dude doesn't have a forehead, he has a fivehead
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 29, 2022 12:08 PM (OgrpQ)

***

Eighthead... Yeah, that's it, Eighthead

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 29, 2022 12:14 PM (flINI)

99 I think there's even more to this: what was he doing in baggage check in the first place if he didn't check any bags? People avoid baggage claim like the plague if they don't have to get their own checked bag. Either this creepy mentally-ill weirdo saw the designer bag ahead of time and decided to steal it, or he deliberately went to baggage check with intent to steal a bag and this one caught his eye. Totally creepy and illegal either way.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 29, 2022 12:11 PM (iFTx/)
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In some airports, you have to exit through baggage claim. I dunno about MSP.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 29, 2022 12:14 PM (t0OGg)

100 If the lady ever gets her clothes back I doubt if she will want to wear them.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 29, 2022 12:14 PM (lz5hY)

101 That individual is disgusting. That he’s in a leadership position in our government is a sad commentary on a once great nation that honestly doesn’t exist anymore. It’s not the country I grew up in…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 29, 2022 12:14 PM (C5Ilz)

102 This is just trans-hate, straight up.

Posted by: Janeane Garafalo at November 29, 2022 12:14 PM (PiwSw)

103

He will be allowed to cop to a misdemeanor because of His Precious Career -- why should the Fabulous pay for their crimes? -- and then will get to keep his job because hey, no felony conviction.


White privilege

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2022 12:14 PM (63Dwl)

104 Who could have seen this coming?


Ray Charles for starters.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2022 12:15 PM (c7Kvc)

105 So a weirdo is also a thief.

Who'd have guessed?

Posted by: Just Lily at November 29, 2022 12:15 PM (OchCJ)

106 wtf MIT?!?!?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 29, 2022 12:15 PM (w0NJk)

107 If I may change the focus for a few seconds, that dude's knees are sick. WTF?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 29, 2022 12:14 PM (geVLo)

Spent to much time on them

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 29, 2022 12:15 PM (M+Lyo)

108 I said yesterday when a commenter first reported this story,, that I googled it to get details. First Sam Brinton nothing, then Sam Brinton arrested nothing , finally Sam Brinton arrested for stealing luggage from airport and the Alpha News story came up. Google was suppressing it and the propaganda ministries were boycotting it. F**k them all
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 29, 2022 12:13 PM (87Ur0)


Stop using Google!
Even Bing by Microsucks is better.

Posted by: rd at November 29, 2022 12:15 PM (Z32m1)

109 Who funds "anti-conversion therapy activists"?

Posted by: mrp at November 29, 2022 12:15 PM (6eRlp)

110 They must have thought this freaks job was. All Handling. Because what sane person would put this mental defect in charge of nuclear waste handling.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2022 12:15 PM (82U+n)

111 The freaks are in charge

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2022 12:15 PM (yezA1)

112 NATO is running out of weapons to send to Ukraine as 20 of the 30 member countries have completely depleted themselves while fighting a proxy war against Russia.“In Ukraine, the kind of European war thought inconceivable is chewing up the modest stockpiles of artillery, ammunition and air defenses of what some in NATO call Europe’s “bonsai armies,” after the tiny Japanese trees.

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2022 12:15 PM (RHGPo)

113 Brinton was quietly placed on leave a month ago. He faces five years in prison and a $10,000 fine. Of course he will not even be prosecuted, even if he never returns the bag he totally took On Accident.

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Meanwhile, non-violent "trespassing" "insurrectionist" political prisoners continue to waste away in the Garland Archipelago sans trials.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 29, 2022 12:15 PM (K3TEc)

114 Mybe 81 million voted for this just for the LULZ.

Posted by: DaveA at November 29, 2022 12:15 PM (FhXTo)

115 This freak is no less preposterous in his job than the current president, possibly less so. Ditto for most (all?) of his cabinet.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2022 12:16 PM (OTzUX)

116 Genderfluid my ass. You are a transvestite that is into S&M and the only thing you like about women is dressing up like one and enchanting your boyfriends.

To be in the Senior Exec. Service for the Feds. means you are making at least $120K a year and probably more so the DOE can feel proud of themselves for being so inclusive.

Across America, there are people doing more time plus probation and fines for boosting merch from a Walmart than this freak will ever do.

Justice in today's America.

Posted by: Cheri at November 29, 2022 12:16 PM (oiNtH)

117 If the lady ever gets her clothes back I doubt if she will want to wear them.

--

At the very least, she's gonna want to run a black light over them.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 29, 2022 12:16 PM (sVtYq)

118 > How many people in the Biden administration are full on insane?
__________

The faceless bureaucrats running the government put this weirdo in that position. I seriously doubt *biden has a clue who s/h/it is if shown a photo. But the sane/insane ratio is lit as fuck.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 29, 2022 12:16 PM (Q4IgG)

119 >102 This is just trans-hate, straight up.

Posted by: Janeane Garafalo at November 29, 2022 12:14 PM (PiwSw)

Yes, yes it is. Unadulterated, unfiltered hate and disgust.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 29, 2022 12:16 PM (NgqoH)

120 "European armies have been ‘hollowed out’ and been described as ‘bonsai armies’: they look like the real thing but have shrunk into miniature versions,"

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2022 12:16 PM (RHGPo)

121 So think about this:

Cross Dressers get to watch your girls get undressed.

They get to shower with your girls.

They get to steal your girls clothing and wear them.

They get to take your girls place in athletic events.

They get to take your girls job because protected class.

Why feminists aren't burning down the place is beyond me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 29, 2022 12:17 PM (5xURv)

122 The real bet is if the DOJ sends a top-level lawyer to represent him at court hearings or not.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 29, 2022 12:12 PM


It's not going anywhere, doj will make a call and this will be pled down to a misdemeanor and he will walk.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 29, 2022 12:17 PM (uNylN)

123 NATO chewed through their weapons stockpile during Gaylord's lead from behind regime change in Libya.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2022 12:17 PM (+TCco)

124 This is how a corrupt, deviant ruling class becomes a self-reinforcing pit of iniquity.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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The Aristocrats!!!!

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2022 12:17 PM (bDjBG)

125 120 "European armies have been ‘hollowed out’ and been described as ‘bonsai armies’: they look like the real thing but have shrunk into miniature versions,"
Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2022 12:16 PM (RHGPo)

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We should spend more money on their equipment. They obviously greatly value their national sovereignty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 29, 2022 12:17 PM (LvTSG)

126 Shoulda been "no more preposterous", obviously.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2022 12:17 PM (OTzUX)

127 Is claiming to be another type of person, a dude that wants other people to acknowledge that he's actually a woman, that much different than claiming to be a specific instance of a person, the woman that owned that bag?

Or more importantly, if you see someone using polymorphism in real life they're probably going to instantiate real life instances of the type.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 29, 2022 12:17 PM (1I6o+)

128 So right after Biden and his freaky family left Nantucket, ALL FIVE of their rental vehicles caught fire at the airport and burned to a crisp. A sign?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2022 12:11 PM (ptqGC)


The SS couldn't get the stains out of the upholstery

Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2022 12:17 PM (xhaym)

129 99 I think there's even more to this: what was he doing in baggage check in the first place if he didn't check any bags? People avoid baggage claim like the plague if they don't have to get their own checked bag. Either this creepy mentally-ill weirdo saw the designer bag ahead of time and decided to steal it, or he deliberately went to baggage check with intent to steal a bag and this one caught his eye. Totally creepy and illegal either way.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 29, 2022 12:11 PM (iFTx/)
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In some airports, you have to exit through baggage claim. I dunno about MSP.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 29, 2022 12:14 PM (t0OGg)
________________

Yea but even if so, if you don't have to pick up luggage you high-tail it through there like a missle. You don't stop to admire other people's luggage unless you are deliberately intending to steal something.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 29, 2022 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

130 122 It's not going anywhere, doj will make a call and this will be pled down to a misdemeanor and he will walk.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 29, 2022 12:17 PM (uNylN)

==========

So...who makes the call?

Garland himself?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 29, 2022 12:17 PM (LvTSG)

131 The Sundowner administration is running a clown 🎪 circus

Posted by: Skip's phone at November 29, 2022 12:17 PM (QXEmv)

132 I eagerly await a comment from Reverend David French.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2022 12:17 PM (ptqGC)

133 I think the victim has some kind of connections. They got this far already and are still anonymous against this C list political celeb.

Posted by: Mishdog at November 29, 2022 12:17 PM (uwW33)

134 Is claiming to be another type of person, a dude that wants other people to acknowledge that he's actually a woman, that much different than claiming to be a specific instance of a person, the woman that owned that bag?

Or more importantly, if you see someone using polymorphism in real life they're probably going to instantiate real life instances of the type.


very smart take, bananaDream

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 29, 2022 12:18 PM (w0NJk)

135 It's not going anywhere, doj will make a call and this will be pled down to a misdemeanor and he will walk.

Probably walk out wearing the lady's shoes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2022 12:18 PM (+TCco)

136 The odd thing is that Sammy might just be verrrry popular in the hoosegow

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 29, 2022 12:18 PM (87Ur0)

137 81 would YOU want your stuff back if you knew this fucking mutant had its grundle all over your skivvies?

Coming to a Goodwill near you...

Posted by: JEM at November 29, 2022 12:18 PM (8erNz)

138 Even if he cops to a Misdemeanor Theft charge, that should tank his security clearance in a just world.

But he doesn't flow in a just world, just a F'd up one. So he'll just go over to the Gates Institute or Koch Industries or somewhere behind the scenes and mess everything up.

Posted by: Scott_T at November 29, 2022 12:18 PM (2waQ7)

139 Not unlike the Secretary of Transportation, "his" qualifications were knowledge of things up asses.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 29, 2022 12:14 PM (uvymP)

And after a VERY late hours meeting the Dept. of Trans... portation and the Secretary for Spent Nuc Fuel announced a Joint effort to store spent Nuclear Fuel on non moving Trains! Called the 'Put it in the Caboose' initiative....

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2022 12:18 PM (oHd/0)

140 Fun game : Come up with pronouns for Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2022 12:18 PM (yezA1)

141 Is the criminal media ignoring or competing for the stupidest take?

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 29, 2022 12:18 PM (eGTCV)

142 82 Did the FBI ever return Melania’s underwear?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

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Sent it to the famed FBI Labs for Top Men to examine it. Top Men!!!

Wray locks the doors to his office when he gets their reports.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2022 12:19 PM (bDjBG)

143
140 Fun game : Come up with pronouns for Joe Biden
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2022 12:18 PM (yezA1

Pudding

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 29, 2022 12:19 PM (5xURv)

144 Nice deployment of the nonbinary gender story lines, ace!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2022 12:19 PM (ykeLU)

145 "Motherf***er, how you gonna take a bag that isn't yours that contains clothes that IS yours?"

All MIT degrees must now be considered suspect.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at November 29, 2022 12:19 PM (VbI7r)

146 Why feminists aren't burning down the place is beyond me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 29, 2022 12:17 PM (5xURv)


The feminists already have position and want to prevent competition from coming up through the ranks.

Same as everything else... I demand special privileges until I'm at the top and them everything needs to freeze.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 29, 2022 12:19 PM (uvymP)

147 136 The odd thing is that Sammy might just be verrrry popular in the hoosegow
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 29, 2022 12:18 PM (87Ur0)

It's a Trans... goes to Womenz Prison.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2022 12:19 PM (oHd/0)

148
pantspoopkin

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2022 12:19 PM (oINRc)

149 The sick motherfucker removed the bag's name tag when he took it. It's on camera.

Posted by: polynikes at November 29, 2022 12:20 PM (IM3Hm)

150 140 who/what

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 29, 2022 12:20 PM (87Ur0)

151 I am sure that his "leave" is paid leave thus giving him time and pay to prance around, travel, and eye pricey luggage from women he sees that he is jealous of.

If I was the owner of this bag, I would burn everything in it. He probably tried on what he liked and did God knows what else with it. Plus, sue him in civil court.

Posted by: Cheri at November 29, 2022 12:20 PM (oiNtH)

152 Posted by: ace costanza at November 29, 2022 12:13 PM (C1Zwz)

Where have you gone, Señor Chuy?
An electorate turns its lonely eyes to you.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2022 12:20 PM (a3Q+t)

153 Gosh, it's almost like there is a positive correlation to hiring people with mental problems results in people with mental problems have other behavior problems.


Who knew? How could this have been avoided. It's a mystery wrapped in an enigma.

Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2022 12:20 PM (gmo/4)

154 133 I think the victim has some kind of connections. They got this far already and are still anonymous against this C list political celeb.
Posted by: Mishdog

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You could be right. Pritzgers and Schiff are my first guesses.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2022 12:21 PM (bDjBG)

155 Yea but even if so, if you don't have to pick up luggage you high-tail it through there like a missle. You don't stop to admire other people's luggage unless you are deliberately intending to steal something.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 29, 2022 12:17 PM (iFTx/)
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Probably. The other possible explanation is that the bag is *really* distinctive and it caught his eye as he was walking by. Pure target of opportunity.

Neither of these is a good story.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 29, 2022 12:21 PM (t0OGg)

156 Maybe xhe was high. A little something, something for the flight and all of a sudden baggage claim is a shopping spree.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 29, 2022 12:21 PM (pMvSF)

157 "European armies have been ‘hollowed out’ and been described as ‘bonsai armies’: they look like the real thing but have shrunk into miniature versions,"

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2022 12:16 PM


Germany doesn't even have a full active duty tank battalion nor an Air Force. They pay us to patrol their airspace.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 29, 2022 12:21 PM (uNylN)

158 Tucker plucker.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 29, 2022 12:21 PM (5xURv)

159 Showing up on Newsweek, Daily Mail and Yahoo news now

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 29, 2022 12:21 PM (M+Lyo)

160 Just noticed the Airedale Anus Atomizer looks like Matt Damon in drag.

Posted by: irright at November 29, 2022 12:21 PM (SchQD)

161 I'll bet the freak never gets the full body pat down I was treated to on our way to Arizona for Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2022 12:21 PM (ptqGC)

162 Why feminists aren't burning down the place is beyond me.
____________

Actually, we don't want women to be happy, we want them all as miserable as we are.

Posted by: Feminists at November 29, 2022 12:21 PM (fs1hN)

163 Cancer appearing or reactivating in covid jab recipients. A new term coined, "Turbo Cancer," referring to unusually large tumors appearing quickly in multiple areas of the body.

https://tinyurl.com/bdjpawt9

Why don't our representatives want to know just what's in the vials? Have they taken $$$ from Big Pharma or China or Gates, therefore their silence?

Posted by: Ju at November 29, 2022 12:21 PM (aTmM/)

164 Why feminists aren't burning down the place is beyond me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 29, 2022 12:17 PM (5xURv)

Feminists my ass. Real women should be burning that crap down.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 29, 2022 12:22 PM (okGHj)

165 the lady is claiming the suitcase and contents were worth $2300.

I hope she and her insurance company sue him personally too.

Posted by: rd at November 29, 2022 12:22 PM (Z32m1)

166 132 I eagerly await a comment from Reverend David French.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

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For what? Rating the dude's fashion choices?

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2022 12:22 PM (bDjBG)

167 >>> Why feminists aren't burning down the place is beyond me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 29, 2022 12:17 PM (5xURv)


Because feminism in all it's current varieties isn't about "empowering women" lol, no, nope. Nothing of the sort.

Feminism is about slutting up to and sucking off big daddy government so he treats you like a dumb child and takes care of his harem. It probably didn't start this way but that is what it has become. Same for other grievance classes.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 29, 2022 12:22 PM (1I6o+)

168 Maybe xhe was high. A little something, something for the flight and all of a sudden baggage claim is a shopping spree.
Posted by: She Hobbit


Kids, this is what happens when you snort cock.
Just Say No to snorting cock.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2022 12:22 PM (c7Kvc)

169 82 Did the FBI ever return Melania’s underwear?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2022 12:12 PM (hXqlg)

Cereally, would you?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 29, 2022 12:22 PM (906pl)

170 Pull all of his clearances and fire his ass.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 29, 2022 12:22 PM (mBd7N)

171 Tales from a Decadent Collapsing Empire

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at November 29, 2022 12:22 PM (7dCOY)

172 159 Showing up on Newsweek, Daily Mail and Yahoo news now
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 29, 2022 12:21 PM (M+Lyo)

In other words, the Junta has decided to throw him under the bus... the story lagged for days, while they decided. Now its safe to publish.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2022 12:22 PM (oHd/0)

173 155 Probably. The other possible explanation is that the bag is *really* distinctive and it caught his eye as he was walking by. Pure target of opportunity.

Neither of these is a good story.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 29, 2022 12:21 PM (t0OGg)

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Vera Bradley rollerbag, so it's got a distinctive design, but I can't find any bag that's all that expensive on their site ($450 seems to be the max).

I'd bet he just wanted a woman's bag when he saw it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 29, 2022 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

174 Moby quit Twitter
.. maybe it's time to join up

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2022 12:23 PM (RHGPo)

175 163 Cancer appearing or reactivating in covid jab recipients. A new term coined, "Turbo Cancer," referring to unusually large tumors appearing quickly in multiple areas of the body.

https://tinyurl.com/bdjpawt9

Why don't our representatives want to know just what's in the vials? Have they taken $$$ from Big Pharma or China or Gates, therefore their silence?
Posted by: Ju at November 29, 2022 12:21 PM (aTmM/)

That's what killed my dad. 20 years he lived just fine with prostate cancer in remission, and two months after the jab, it had invaded his bladder.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 29, 2022 12:23 PM (okGHj)

176 The sick motherfucker removed the bag's name tag when he took it. It's on camera.
Posted by: polynikes at November 29, 2022 12:20 PM (IM3Hm)

I don't think this is his first baggage theft rodeo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2022 12:23 PM (ptqGC)

177 My panties all came back stretched out
Melania Trump

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2022 12:23 PM (yezA1)

178
I wonder if this is the guy from Mister Metokur's "A Man and His Dog" segment.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2022 12:23 PM (oINRc)

179 So it wasn't his bag possibly but it was definitely his clothes ? Arrest the woman for stealing his clothes and putting them in her bag !

Posted by: It's me donna at November 29, 2022 12:23 PM (bs+z0)

180 I'd bet he just wanted a woman's bag when he saw it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 29, 2022 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

Rocket: "But what if I want it more than she does?"

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 29, 2022 12:24 PM (okGHj)

181 Note... this story happened MORE THAN TWO WEEKS AGO and its just NOW hitting the news.

Someone gave the MSM permission to talk about it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2022 12:24 PM (oHd/0)

182 132 I eagerly await a comment from Reverend David French.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

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For what? Rating the dude's fashion choices?

Sounds like a good opportunity for a homily on forgiveness, re: why we should never forgive evangelicals for voting Republican after French decided it was Evil.

Posted by: ace costanza at November 29, 2022 12:24 PM (C1Zwz)

183 Moby is still alive?

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2022 12:24 PM (yezA1)

184 >166 132 I eagerly await a comment from Reverend David French.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

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For what? Rating the dude's fashion choices?

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2022 12:22 PM (bDjBG)


Size 12 pumps are a blessing of liberty...

The Reverend David French, probably.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 29, 2022 12:24 PM (NgqoH)

185 Parents, this is why you discipline your children.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 29, 2022 12:24 PM (4olE8)

186 Why feminists aren't burning down the place is beyond me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 29, 2022 12:17 PM (5xURv)


They are afraid of being called TERFs

Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2022 12:24 PM (xhaym)

187 I am old school. He is a degenerate pervert. No matter the pronouns.

Posted by: kraken at November 29, 2022 12:24 PM (Vr12I)

188 If Sammy didn't check a bag, what was he doing at the luggage carousel in the first place? Something tells me Sammy has done this before.

It used to be commonly understood that people of low moral character with access to national secrets and national weapons was not acceptable.

I guarantee you as soon as those pictures of Sammy in all his kink gear became public, multiple nations put out honey pots for the weird fucker. Judging by his actions, he fell for every single one of them.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 29, 2022 12:24 PM (j2Xg6)

189 Anyone else notice how the updated Google image search is basically crap now?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 29, 2022 12:25 PM (F5ekr)

190 I don't think this is his first baggage theft rodeo.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2022 12:23 PM (ptqGC)

An astute observation, ma'am.

Posted by: mrp at November 29, 2022 12:25 PM (6eRlp)

191 >>Note... this story happened MORE THAN TWO WEEKS AGO and its just NOW hitting the news.
Someone gave the MSM permission to talk about it.


nah, the reporter is a former Daily Caller reporter. The MSM ignored it; he eventually came across it and reported it.

Posted by: ace costanza at November 29, 2022 12:25 PM (C1Zwz)

192 PDT's Cabinet. Rick Perry, mumbled a few words because he showed up at a debate in pain. Also shot a coyote (four legged). Mnuchin married way up, must be something going on there. Ben Carlson, nobody is that smart and nice.

Retardo's cabinet (and downstream appointees like this gem). Have you ever seen a Fellini movie while smoking Thai Stick?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 29, 2022 12:25 PM (lz5hY)

193 This is a national security issue.

Don't put it past the Chinese to put a nice Louis Vuitton luggage honey-pot in his hotel.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 29, 2022 12:25 PM (5xURv)

194 Back in the day, an arrest got your security clearance immediately pulled.


But that was the pre-woke military.

Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2022 12:25 PM (gmo/4)

195 That's what killed my dad. 20 years he lived just fine with prostate cancer in remission, and two months after the jab, it had invaded his bladder.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 29, 2022 12:23 PM (okGHj)

Mom, survived breast cancer for 5 years... then suddenly had multiple tumors all over...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2022 12:25 PM (oHd/0)

196 Moby is still alive?
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2022 12:24 PM (yezA1)

Moby was stalking Natalie Portman. She had to tell him to leave her alone or face legal consequences.

Posted by: polynikes at November 29, 2022 12:26 PM (IM3Hm)

197 82 no, the FBI gave Melania's underwear to Sam Brinton

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 29, 2022 12:26 PM (87Ur0)

198 Just Say No to snorting cock.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2022 12:22 PM


Let me be clear. As always, I am the voice of moderation, and I say let's not move to extremism here.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 29, 2022 12:26 PM (a3Q+t)

199
I have loved ones near one of the main facilities this freak was in charge of.

I don't expect him to be successfully prosecuted, or perhaps at all. He's Ruling Class. He's real people.

But I'm glad he's been suspended, and I sincerely hope he is fazed out of the position permanently.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2022 12:26 PM (oINRc)

200 Admiral "Grandma" Doubtfire could teach this Brinton fella a thing or two about accessorizing.

Giant faux pearl necklace >> designer luggage

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2022 12:26 PM (ykeLU)

201 What Briton does is NOT animal husbandry

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022 12:27 PM (ynpvh)

202 My nic says it all. I would not have an easy time working with someone who presents themselves like that. The pay would have to be excessive. So would the PTO. Yikes.

Posted by: Hairpin Turn Concrete Truck Collision Take Me Now at November 29, 2022 12:27 PM (AOJzj)

203 My panties all came back stretched out
Melania Trump


Well, some of those FBI guys are really big.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2022 12:27 PM (c7Kvc)

204 The endless parade of human debris marches on...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 29, 2022 12:28 PM (Xrfse)

205 True Conservatives would go for the Burberry luggage full of women's clothes that isn't theirs, of course.

We're trying to have a civilization here.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2022 12:28 PM (/EuRN)

206 199 But I'm glad he's been suspended, and I sincerely hope he is fazed out of the position permanently.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2022 12:26 PM (oINRc)

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Fazed out until he materializes as some kind of chief enforcer in the DOJ.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 29, 2022 12:28 PM (LvTSG)

207 Mentally Ill Pervert. No more commentary needed.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 29, 2022 12:28 PM (2NHgQ)

208 NATO was barely adequate at its peak - I mean the European members and their readiness or effort. That was short-lived, and in the last decade before the Soviet collapse (which should have also been the dissolution or radical restructuring of NATO) it got worse.

Free-ridership was one of the top problems for US foreign policy going back decades. Of course it got worse than just free-ridership.

Poland is saying "nah" to transferring some of its Patriots to Ukraine, apparently. Not sure what relevant important problem Patriot addresses for Kiev anyway, but whatever.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2022 12:28 PM (OTzUX)

209 Moby? Didn't that guy date Betty White?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 29, 2022 12:28 PM (s2Tfr)

210 Who cares if Sicko never returns the bag? 90% chance the Karen voted for Biden and approved of this imbecile.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 29, 2022 12:28 PM (QSjkU)

211 It needs to tell it's story by barking it.

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2022 12:28 PM (n8jTi)

212 Covid. Vaccines. Devastate. The. Immune. System. Now waiting for the nuance crowd to chime in. ( Well maybe not here).

Posted by: kraken at November 29, 2022 12:28 PM (Vr12I)

213 Pull all of his clearances and fire his ass.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 29, 2022 12:22 PM (mBd7N)

Now, now let's not be hasty. Little Brinton was just having a little fun and wanted to show the lady who owned the clothes and bag what nice stuff she had. Might be a good idea for her to take a little vacation while Marion and I get this matter cleared up with the court system like I do with Hunt...err...with any other person.

Posted by: Deep State Operative at November 29, 2022 12:28 PM (0ZEfs)

214 Do leftists realize, they are more or less justifying the long standing historical discrimination against sex deviants in government service, background investigation, security clearance etc?

Or is it a matter of burning everything down to the ground because reasons? Either way, they recognize it. I can't figure out their calculus.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 29, 2022 12:28 PM (JIS8C)

215 For years we heard from the gay community "we're all just normal, like all of you, we just are attracted to the same sex, nothing more"

Then laws are passed allowing then to marry, and to second later they're like "oh yeah we also want to F dogs"

Posted by: Rbastid at November 29, 2022 12:28 PM (CM2Sa)

216 The creepy cabal behind Biden is laughing their asses off when they think about all the crazy they chose for this administration.

Let's break so many barriers that the Overton Window is not only moved it's nuked.*

*I don't know if it's a pun but it's germane.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 29, 2022 12:28 PM (DcKNO)

217 “One of the hardest things about being a handler is that I’ve honestly had people ask, ‘Wait, you have sex with animals?’” Brinton said. “They believe it’s abusive, that it’s taking advantage of someone who may not be acting up to a level of human responsibility … The other misperception is that I have some really messed up background, like, did I have some horrible childhood trauma that made me like to have sex with animals?”

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022 12:28 PM (ynpvh)

218 Normalizing mental illness is certainly bringing in the rewards.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 29, 2022 12:29 PM (p+1gI)

219 197 82 no, the FBI gave Melania's underwear to Sam Brinton
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 29, 2022 12:26 PM (87Ur0)

I doubt it.

That jackoff would have been parading around in them on tiktok already if they had.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2022 12:29 PM (/EuRN)

220 Mentally ill person does crazy things, a true man bites dog story line.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 29, 2022 12:29 PM (u4CEu)

221 206 It will return as a senior fellow at some think tank or paid contributor at MSNBC.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 29, 2022 12:29 PM (lz5hY)

222 This story will probably go down the memory-hole, but it's just weird and creepy enough that it might have legs. If a Democrat steals millions of dollars from taxpayers, the story gets buried no question. But if a Democrat does something really weird and creepy like steal some random lady's luggage? It probably also gets memory-holed, but the chances of it having some legs gets higher.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 29, 2022 12:29 PM (iFTx/)

223 Yea but even if so, if you don't have to pick up luggage you high-tail it through there like a missle. You don't stop to admire other people's luggage unless you are deliberately intending to steal something.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 29, 2022 12:17 PM (iFTx/)


Someone suggested that he was picking up unclaimed baggage to transport illegal goods, or personal pharmaceuticals, and boosted the wrong suitcase because he is an idiot.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2022 12:29 PM (xhaym)

224 218 Normalizing mental illness is certainly bringing in the rewards.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 29, 2022 12:29 PM (p+1gI)

=========

Normalize? Nope.

Mental illness is now a moral good. The more mentally ill you are, the more moral you are, and the more you must be celebrated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 29, 2022 12:29 PM (LvTSG)

225 Then laws are passed allowing then to marry, and to second later they're like "oh yeah we also want to F dogs"

And if you don't approve you are fired and we take your kids away.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2022 12:30 PM (ESjRY)

226 163 Cancer appearing or reactivating in covid jab recipients. A new term coined, "Turbo Cancer," referring to unusually large tumors appearing quickly in multiple areas of the body.

https://tinyurl.com/bdjpawt9

Why don't our representatives want to know just what's in the vials? Have they taken $$$ from Big Pharma or China or Gates, therefore their silence?
Posted by: Ju
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I have known several people that had cancer return in a much more virulent fashion after being vaxxed with it. Thing is, those shots were actually promoted by docs to people who had cancer because in many cases they are immune suppressed. I had the same issue as I have an autoimmune disorder.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2022 12:30 PM (bDjBG)

227 I'd really like to know what this sick freak's parents are like.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 29, 2022 12:30 PM (sVtYq)

228 The odd thing is that Sammy might just be verrrry popular in the hoosegow
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 29, 2022 12:18 PM (87Ur0)
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Judging by his kinks, he's probably all-in on being someone's bitch...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 29, 2022 12:30 PM (YIVH2)

229 In some airports, you have to exit through baggage claim. I dunno about MSP.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 29, 2022 12:14 PM (t0OGg)

________________

At MSP, you do not. There are skyways and tunnels to the parking structure. The starways to the baggage area point directly to the exit doors on the departure / taxi / bus road.

The luggage claim areas are perpendicular to the stairways.

Posted by: rd at November 29, 2022 12:30 PM (Z32m1)

230 No one cares that Biden keeps sniffing children.

Why should they care about this?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 29, 2022 12:30 PM (5xURv)

231 After looking at the pic atop this post, and glancing at the pic in the story Ace linked:

I cannot believe this *thing* is part of how the F. Joe Mal-Administration presents the U.S. to the world.

Posted by: Elaine Marie Benes at November 29, 2022 12:30 PM (J2vNu)

232 "Why feminists aren't burning down the place is beyond me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA"


It's like the Sierra club and all the other environmental groups that don't saw a word about the country being flooded with illegals even though it means more people, crowding, urban sprawl, cars, pollution etc.. The issue is never the issue. Destruction of America as we know/knew it is.

Posted by: Ripley at November 29, 2022 12:30 PM (MxEKc)

233 Relax. This happens frequently. If an aircraft experiences turbulence, it is known that clothes and bags in the luggage compartment can shift around and things mysteriously can shift around so that people end up with bags with other's clothes in them. It's science you guys.

Posted by: Cheri at November 29, 2022 12:30 PM (oiNtH)

234 I remember many years ago, airports had security people checking bags as you left to make sure they belonged to you. Now they're too busy feeling up toddlers prior to boarding the planes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2022 12:30 PM (ptqGC)

235 133 it occurred at the Minneapolis airport. Would be funny if it was Amy Klobuchars bag

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 29, 2022 12:30 PM (87Ur0)

236 It probably also gets memory-holed, but the chances of it having some legs gets higher.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 29, 2022 12:29 PM (iFTx/)

It doesn't have to become News. It just has to become Meme.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2022 12:31 PM (/EuRN)

237 I saw Parade of Human Debris open for Garbage at Madison Square Gardens in 1995

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 29, 2022 12:31 PM (pMvSF)

238 Poland is saying "nah" to transferring some of its Patriots to Ukraine, apparently. Not sure what relevant important problem Patriot addresses for Kiev anyway, but whatever.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2022 12:28 PM (OTzUX)

Russia has hit a bunch of electricity transmission infrastructure. Nothing I read was very specific as to how though, but I was thinking cruise missiles or short range ballistics. The reporting on Ukraine is strangely lacking in information.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2022 12:31 PM (UuD2k)

239 The other misperception is that I have some really messed up background, like, did I have some horrible childhood trauma that made me like to have sex with animals?”
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022 12:28 PM (ynpvh)
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*Something* must have triggered his degeneracy...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 29, 2022 12:31 PM (YIVH2)

240 236 It doesn't have to become News. It just has to become Meme.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2022 12:31 PM (/EuRN)

=========

And Twitter won't censor this meme.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 29, 2022 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

241 234 I remember many years ago, airports had security people checking bags as you left to make sure they belonged to you. Now they're too busy feeling up toddlers prior to boarding the planes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2022 12:30 PM (ptqGC)

Grandma needed the proctological exam.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022 12:31 PM (ynpvh)

242 "Now Brinton thinks over the stupid lie he just told and tells a new lie: Okay, maybe he took someone else's bag, but, like every shoplifter in the world, he took it On Accident."
*
Winona Ryder - "Yes, yes, me too!"
Posted by: Thrawn at November 29, 2022


***
Like any sane human being, male OR female, I'd rather look at pics of Winona Ryder (any age) than this . . . Brinton thing.

Posted by: Elaine Marie Benes at November 29, 2022 12:31 PM (J2vNu)

243 Poland is saying "nah" to transferring some of its Patriots to Ukraine, apparently. Not sure what relevant important problem Patriot addresses for Kiev anyway, but whatever.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2022 12:28 PM (OTzUX)

The Poles figure that they'd be safer with their Patriots protecting them from Ukrainian fire-and-forget-and-then-lie-about-it SAMs.

Posted by: mrp at November 29, 2022 12:32 PM (6eRlp)

244 "Brinton was quietly placed on leave a month ago. He faces five years in prison and a $10,000 fine. Of course he will not even be prosecuted, even if he never returns the bag he totally took On Accident."
===

Brinton will get a promotion and his back pay for being rightfully accused and on vaco-loco for the last month.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 29, 2022 12:32 PM (u4CEu)

245 239 The other misperception is that I have some really messed up background, like, did I have some horrible childhood trauma that made me like to have sex with animals?”
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022 12:28 PM (ynpvh)
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*Something* must have triggered his degeneracy...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 29, 2022 12:31 PM (YIVH2)

Joe Biden?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022 12:32 PM (ynpvh)

246 Alyssa Milano complained to the manager of Twitter about a photoshopped picture of her.

https://bit.ly/3XLyc4r

Posted by: bonhomme at November 29, 2022 12:32 PM (j2Xg6)

247 MIP > MAP?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2022 12:32 PM (+TCco)

248 This story will probably go down the memory-hole, but it's just weird and creepy enough that it might have legs.

Well, dude sure doesn't, so

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at November 29, 2022 12:32 PM (OUMaO)

249 Worried that people would think he "stole the bag," Brinton told police he left the victim's clothes in the drawers in the hotel room, according to the complaint.

Brinton said he brought the bag back to D.C. with him because it would have been "weirder" to leave a bag in the hotel room, according to police.

>>> This is definitely someone you want to have a security clearance while in charge of nuclear waste!

Posted by: pookysgirl shouldn't need a sarc tag at November 29, 2022 12:32 PM (XKZwp)

250 @175

>>That's what killed my dad. 20 years he lived just fine with prostate cancer in remission, and two months after the jab, it had invaded his bladder.

MrNA has been around for a while, it was first being developed as a way to fight cancer and while not technically a gene therapy, it is implicated in modulating gene expression and not in a good way.

Which is why it was largely put on the shelf until the masterminds had a lightbulb moment about three ago on how to deal with a problemsome Orange Man.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 29, 2022 12:32 PM (5026n)

251 246 Alyssa Milano complained to the manager of Twitter about a photoshopped picture of her.

https://bit.ly/3XLyc4r
Posted by: bonhomme at November 29, 2022 12:32 PM (j2Xg6)

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And now that she complained, millions more will see the image.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 29, 2022 12:33 PM (LvTSG)

252 Relax. This happens frequently. If an aircraft experiences turbulence, it is known that clothes and bags in the luggage compartment can shift around and things mysteriously can shift around so that people end up with bags with other's clothes in them. It's science you guys.
Posted by: Cheri at November 29, 2022 12:30 PM (oiNtH)


Totally missed an opportunity to sock Fauci there.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 29, 2022 12:33 PM (uvymP)

253 I betcha its clothes are radioactive.

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2022 12:33 PM (n8jTi)

254 The blessings of liberty

Posted by: David French at November 29, 2022 12:33 PM (flINI)

255 Ok, stupid question. When did the phrase taking something "by accident" become "on accident"? It's always been by accident not on accident, but I see it everywhere now. Is that just our overeducated moron teaching system not giving a crap? Just wondering.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 29, 2022 12:33 PM (DBrN4)

256 This isn't funny anymore. We are living in a literal dystopia. And no one seems willing to do anything about it.

Posted by: E. A. Blair at November 29, 2022 12:33 PM (8o7em)

257 Sammy sees the bag and figures a wardrobe score. Takes it home and nothing but flannels and jeans, with Subaru test driver credentials.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 29, 2022 12:33 PM (lz5hY)

258 246 Alyssa Milano complained to the manager of Twitter about a photoshopped picture of her.

https://bit.ly/3XLyc4r

Posted by: bonhomme at November 29, 2022 12:32 PM (j2Xg6)

Copyright, not Copywrite, bimbo.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022 12:33 PM (ynpvh)

259 Mental illness is now a moral good. The more mentally ill you are, the more moral you are, and the more you must be celebrated.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 29, 2022 12:29 PM (LvTSG)
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Neuro-diversity, I think it's called.

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2022 12:34 PM (krQz2)

260 No one cares that Biden keeps sniffing children.

I showed a LIV one of the videos of Biden groping a kid - the one where he pinches her nipple, she looks up at him in surprise, and then Biden forces her to look back at the camera.

LIV says, "This can't be real...if it was the media would be talking about it non-stop".

And...I could not persuade her that it was very real and unaltered even though it was a CSPAN video on youtube.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2022 12:34 PM (ESjRY)

261
I will note Alyssa does not assert any kind of libel.

So her vagina smells like cat piss, clearly.

QED.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2022 12:34 PM (oINRc)

262 Story #4: I Thought I Was on The Price Is Right and just won the Showcase Showdown

Posted by: ace costanza at November 29, 2022 12:34 PM (C1Zwz)

263 I totally believe this party had a great mid-term election.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 29, 2022 12:34 PM (cJkKS)

264 > I have known several people that had cancer return in a much more virulent fashion after being vaxxed with it.

You guys are scaring me. I need to make an appointment.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 29, 2022 12:34 PM (j2Xg6)

265 I don't think this is his first baggage theft rodeo.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2022 12:23 PM


You are far too young, m'dear, to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2022 12:34 PM (a3Q+t)

266 251 246 Alyssa Milano complained to the manager of Twitter about a photoshopped picture of her.

https://bit.ly/3XLyc4r
Posted by: bonhomme at November 29, 2022 12:32 PM (j2Xg6)

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And now that she complained, millions more will see the image.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 29, 2022 12:33 PM (LvTSG)

Milano effect, no cookies.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022 12:34 PM (ynpvh)

267 "Sam Brinton, Biden's Genderfluid, Puppy Perversion Official In Charge of Nuclear Materials,"

What kind of idiot would put the Banjo Kid from Deliverance in charge of nuclear material?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2022 12:35 PM (82U+n)

268 Just how does this doily get a clearance
Posted by: SMOD
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By established standard, it doesn't. Just a glance at it would result in a rejection. But that was true of Obama also, and any number of appointees. Consider 'Rachel' Levine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,, etc., etc. at November 29, 2022 12:35 PM (wwrbf)

269 Posted by: whig at November 29, 2022 12:30 PM (bDjBG)
_____

My gastro moved me back to a non steroidal anti-inflammatory from an immune suppressor during the COVID mess. I am thankful, because it is working. Now if the pharmacy can only get the medication refilled?

Posted by: rd at November 29, 2022 12:35 PM (Z32m1)

270 Imagine the person in charge with nuclear waste disposal not knowing there is a system that associates each checked bag with a specific traveler.

Posted by: Leland at November 29, 2022 12:35 PM (KVDMz)

271 251 246 Alyssa Milano complained to the manager of Twitter about a photoshopped picture of her.

https://bit.ly/3XLyc4r
Posted by: bonhomme at November 29, 2022 12:32 PM (j2Xg6)

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And now that she complained, millions more will see the image.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 29, 2022 12:33 PM (LvTSG)
______________________

Yes, but it's what she wants. Washed-up barely-was bimbo desperate for attention.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 29, 2022 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

272 He wanted womens panties to wear.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 29, 2022 12:35 PM (HMTci)

273 261
I will note Alyssa does not assert any kind of libel.

So her vagina smells like cat piss, clearly.

QED.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2022 12:34 PM (oINRc)


Alyssa, I can help with that. Call me.

Posted by: Gywneth Paltrow at November 29, 2022 12:35 PM (PiwSw)

274 253 I betcha its clothes are radioactive.

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2022 12:33 PM (n8jTi)

That's it's nun name.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022 12:35 PM (ynpvh)

275 remember many years ago, airports had security people checking bags as you left to make sure they belonged to you. Now they're too busy feeling up toddlers prior to boarding the planes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2022 12:30 PM (ptqGC)

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You know, that's a good point. I used to fly MSP regularly and security guards checked baggage claim tickets before one could leave with luggage.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 29, 2022 12:35 PM (5pTK/)

276 Arf! Arf arf arf. Arf.

Posted by: Hillary at November 29, 2022 12:35 PM (n8jTi)

277 if it's photoshopped, then it isn't copyrightable. In fact, HER posting it is possibly violating the IP of the creator of the image.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2022 12:35 PM (/EuRN)

278 So whatever happened with the Mar A Lago raid, and the sooper important matters that required a raid on a former president's residence?

And Durham. Was the only actual investigation/action taken (if even on the margins) regarding the Keystone Coup attempt a complete nothingburger?

This sad mentally ill freak at DOE is 1/10,000th the scandal that the Keystone Coup, and Mueller "investigation", were (if that).

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2022 12:36 PM (OTzUX)

279 So not only is this creature dumb enough to steal from an area under constant video surveillance, but it is also dumb enough to respond to a telephone call from a police detective with a half-baked story instead of "here is my lawyer's number"

Posted by: Chuck C at November 29, 2022 12:36 PM (xttsV)

280 Oh, FFS, you know what i mean. I can't form sentences today.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2022 12:36 PM (/EuRN)

281 267 "Sam Brinton, Biden's Genderfluid, Puppy Perversion Official In Charge of Nuclear Materials,"

What kind of idiot would put the Banjo Kid from Deliverance in charge of nuclear material?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2022 12:35 PM (82U+n)

to prevent some other person becoming a banjo kid?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022 12:36 PM (ynpvh)

282 Man, the number of stories that were suppressed before the mid-term elections seems to be growing. Very sus!

Posted by: mrp at November 29, 2022 12:36 PM (6eRlp)

283
if it's photoshopped, then it isn't copyrightable. In fact, HER posting it is possibly violating the IP of the creator of the image.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2022 12:35 PM (/EuRN)

And the Cat-P of her stanky clam.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2022 12:36 PM (oINRc)

284 Alyssa Milano to Twitter: "I'd like to complain. . ."

Elon Musk: Ahem! Who's the Boss?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 29, 2022 12:36 PM (s2Tfr)

285 What kind of idiot would put the Banjo Kid from Deliverance in charge of nuclear material?

I think you answered your own question

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2022 12:36 PM (+TCco)

286 Covid. Vaccines. Devastate. The. Immune. System. Now waiting for the nuance crowd to chime in. ( Well maybe not here).
Posted by: kraken at November 29, 2022 12:28 PM (Vr12I)


Well, the risk of Covid is worse, and all vaccines carry a non-zero risk like strokes, Bell's Palsy, sterility, childhood myocarditis and aggressive cancers.
Public health officials understand these things in a way you have not been trained to think about.

Posted by: Bluepilled and Obedient at November 29, 2022 12:36 PM (xhaym)

287 Which is why it was largely put on the shelf until the masterminds had a lightbulb moment about three ago on how to deal with a problemsome Orange Man.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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It will get some of the Red types but a lot more true Blue idiots that trusted them.

That is the major knock on Trump was that he was still promoting the vaxx as a triumph after it was becoming apparent that it wasn't. Biden can't really bring that issue up but if the Dems go with someone else, they might.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2022 12:37 PM (bDjBG)

288 275 I remember Red Caps (do they still exist) checking tags.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 29, 2022 12:37 PM (lz5hY)

289 If the clothes had been radioactive, Brinton would have been a Hot Topic

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2022 12:37 PM (+TCco)

290 276 Arf! Arf arf arf. Arf.

Posted by: Hillary at November 29, 2022 12:35 PM (n8jTi)

LOL. I guess some lovin' needed from Sister Radioactive...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022 12:37 PM (ynpvh)

291 Old: She's got Bette Davis eyes

New: He's got Corporal Klinger legs!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2022 12:37 PM (ykeLU)

292 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2022 12:37 PM (IXZGh)

293 A freak hired by our insane government does bizarre luggage theft and makes weird excuses after being caught.

...No news at 11.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 29, 2022 12:37 PM (5pTK/)

294 Just how does this doily get a clearance
Posted by: SMOD
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This idiot gets top level security clearance. I'm old enough to remember when Trump's son-in-law was having challenges getting his clearance and the MSM thought PDT was hiring the Rosenberg's.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 29, 2022 12:37 PM (N39Ws)

295 289 If the clothes had been radioactive, Brinton would have been a Hot Topic
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2022 12:37 PM (+TCco)

Would that make him a Glowie?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 29, 2022 12:38 PM (PiwSw)

296 I have known several people that had cancer return in a much more virulent fashion after being vaxxed with it.

A friend of mine got the clot shot. Then a few months later they found cancer.

She got the booster. Then she went back and they found the cancer was far more advanced then expected. They did surgery and thought everything was probably good for now at least

But she kept having issues so she went in again...they found it was spreading again and tried surgery again and she died. Under 50. No history of cancer in her family.

These f*ckers killed her.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2022 12:38 PM (ESjRY)

297 Alyssa Milano complained to the manager of Twitter about a photoshopped picture of her.

https://bit.ly/3XLyc4r


Love it. The libs are all about rules when they can use them against us.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2022 12:38 PM (Sv58p)

298 Brain. Damaged.


This thing should be studied, not celebrated. It's broken. Bad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2022 12:38 PM (IXZGh)

299 I loved the film that Alyssa Milano did with Peter North. Moving, emotional, and sexy. Check it out on Hamster.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 29, 2022 12:38 PM (u4CEu)

300
Property is theft.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2022 12:38 PM (MoZTd)

301 At first, I thought that must be a new Balenciaga ad.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2022 12:38 PM (14URa)

302 We have a lot of dogshit in our federal government.

Posted by: mr tmz at November 29, 2022 12:38 PM (rJ48h)

303 remember many years ago, airports had security people checking bags as you left to make sure they belonged to you. Now they're too busy feeling up toddlers prior to boarding the planes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2022 12:30 PM


I don't fly any longer but I can't recall the last time I had to present a luggage claim ticket to get my bags. Must have been in the 80s or 90s when they stopped doing that. I certainly haven't had to show one to get my bag from a plane since before we retired from the Navy and that was over 20 years ago.


On the cruise we took you had to show your ID to claim your bags after the cruise was over.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 29, 2022 12:38 PM (uNylN)

304 Not a joke!

Posted by: Joe Dementia at November 29, 2022 12:38 PM (n8jTi)

305 293 A freak hired by our insane government does bizarre luggage theft and makes weird excuses after being caught.

...No news at 11.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 29, 2022 12:37 PM (5pTK/)

But Trump had dinner with anti-Semites..... Big news 24/7

Posted by: It's me donna at November 29, 2022 12:38 PM (bs+z0)

306 >>>It will return as a senior fellow at some think tank or paid contributor at MSNBC.

>Maybe it can co-host a talk show with Jen Psaki like Client #9.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 29, 2022 12:39 PM (geVLo)

307 There are plenty of hits for "Sam Brinton steal luggage" with Brave search and Yandex.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 29, 2022 12:39 PM (DTX3h)

308 Alyssa Milano complained to the manager of Twitter about a photoshopped picture of her.

https://bit.ly/3XLyc4r

Posted by: bonhomme at November 29, 2022 12:32 PM (j2Xg6)

Copyright, not Copywrite, bimbo.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022 12:33 PM (ynpvh)


Further, it is derivative, presumably for purposes of commentary. IANAL.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 29, 2022 12:39 PM (uvymP)

309 If you deliberately hiring non-binary people for the sake of diversity you're deliberately hiring mentally ill people.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 29, 2022 12:39 PM (eGTCV)

310 This happened in September and it's just now dribbling out?

Somebody must have finally ratted him out from work; I can't see a lunatic like him as somebody that'd be all that great to work for.

"Where's that asshole in the skirt?"
"He's on paid leave because he got caught lifting some babe's suitcase in an airport"
"Huh. Welps, I'm taking early lunch (grabs burner phone)"

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at November 29, 2022 12:39 PM (oedLL)

311 In another time, or just under another party, this would be the starting hook of an investigation by newspapers into how the hiring processes of government have completely collapsed, a multi-month investigation leading to a splashy front page report on the NYT or WaPo about the failures creeping through our government and making it impossible to address its state mission.

It would start in the specific department and the spread out to the entire government, getting interviews with hundreds of people into a multi-part piece that was so well-researched and written that no one would be able to deny any of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 29, 2022 12:39 PM (LvTSG)

312 Alyssa Milano complained to the manager of Twitter about a photoshopped picture of her.

https://bit.ly/3XLyc4r
Posted by: bonhomme at November 29, 2022
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And now that she complained, millions more will see the image.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 29, 2022


***
Now dubbed the Streisand/Milano Effect?

I'll agree that the image and caption are tasteless. But free speech is free speech.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2022 12:39 PM (J2vNu)

313 Alyssa Milano to Twitter: "I'd like to complain. . ."

YOU want to complain? Look at these shoes! I’ve only had ‘em three weeks and they're worn right through!!

Posted by: Complaints Dept. at November 29, 2022 12:40 PM (906pl)

314 Gender Fluid = Brain Fucked

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2022 12:40 PM (IXZGh)

315 Pharisees - "Yeshua had lunch with tax collectors! Unclean!"

Media - "Trump had lunch with Kayne West! Unclean!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2022 12:40 PM (+TCco)

316 OT: Porsche made an off-road 911 and are charging $220,000 for it. I swear they are the best at separating dummies from their money.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2022 12:40 PM (Y5qcH)

317 So glad this lunatic doesn't have a job doing anything important like handling nuclear waste or anything.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2022 12:40 PM (pTb/Z)

318 308 Alyssa Milano complained to the manager of Twitter about a photoshopped picture of her.

https://bit.ly/3XLyc4r

Posted by: bonhomme at November 29, 2022 12:32 PM (j2Xg6)

Copyright, not Copywrite, bimbo.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022 12:33 PM (ynpvh)

Further, it is derivative, presumably for purposes of commentary. IANAL.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 29, 2022 12:39 PM (uvymP)

She into IANAL?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022 12:40 PM (ynpvh)

319 You know, that's a good point. I used to fly MSP regularly and security guards checked baggage claim tickets before one could leave with luggage.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 29, 2022 12:35 PM (5pTK/)


Hell, they used to do it at the Greyhound Bus Station in Minneapolis.

You know the person that owned the luggage was a VIP. Anyone else would be told to file a lost luggage form.

Posted by: rd at November 29, 2022 12:40 PM (Z32m1)

320
Now ask yourself: "just *how many* aged-out warheads has ATD traded to Iran for Balenciaga bondage bears?"

I'm going with 3+.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2022 12:40 PM (oINRc)

321 It doesn't have to become News. It just has to become Meme.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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The Democrat Party has become a parade of incompetent and/or perverted clowns...and they are running the show.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,, etc., etc. at November 29, 2022 12:40 PM (wwrbf)

322 Really, this is enough reason to fire the weirdo but the administration will resist with all their might. Why? Because that's what the craAAazy dangerous FASCIST WHITE SUPREMACISTS WANT!!!!

Kind of like how on the View, the hags there complained that the Balenciaga story is bad not because its about sexualizing and abusing children, but because it "played right into ["anti-LGBT fire"] by having kids in a sexualized manner carrying something that represents...sex acts."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2022 12:40 PM (cP/Ah)

323 Lulz.

I finally get to use the old Democrat canard.

"The rest of the world is laughing at us."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 29, 2022 12:40 PM (g4JKw)

324 275 I remember Red Caps (do they still exist) checking tags.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 29, 2022 12:37 PM (lz5hY)
==

When I was traveling way too much, I'd get to an airport throw my bag at a skycap with a ten spot and run to the gate. My bag was always at my destination. Never a lost bag in probably 70+ times of doing that. Skycaps were great and useful... so of course they had to be ended.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 29, 2022 12:40 PM (u4CEu)

325 Dysfunctional royal family head to Boston to restore their image

https://tinyurl.com/mujusada

Via Instapundit.

This'll end well.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at November 29, 2022 12:41 PM (1hpTD)

326 Funny how this never came up before election day

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at November 29, 2022 12:41 PM (dzZCL)

327 When I met my wife at the pier after her cruise was over she had to show her ID to get her bags so I could carry them for her.

Posted by: David French at November 29, 2022 12:41 PM (n8jTi)

328 Interesting that MSP allegedly has video of this miscreant taking the ID tag off the luggage.

Makes me wonder if every square inch of every US airport is under video surveillance.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 29, 2022 12:41 PM (w9Wax)

329 That Milano tweet is another small example of how fucked up copyright law is in America.

That she could even offer up an obvious parody as a violation of copyright is an embarrassment to American law.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 29, 2022 12:41 PM (LvTSG)

330 315 Pharisees - "Yeshua had lunch with tax collectors! Unclean!"

Media - "Trump had lunch with Kayne West! Unclean!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2022 12:40 PM (+TCco)

Okay, who had lunch with Epstein on Pedo Island? That's what I really want to know.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

331 > Elon Musk: Ahem! Who's the Boss?

Charles in Charge of my wash-ing rou-tee-een.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 29, 2022 12:41 PM (j2Xg6)

332 She into IANAL?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022 12:40 PM (ynpvh)

Apple spells it iANAL.

Posted by: rd at November 29, 2022 12:41 PM (Z32m1)

333 316 OT: Porsche made an off-road 911 and are charging $220,000 for it. I swear they are the best at separating dummies from their money.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2022 12:40 PM (Y5qcH)


Ooh, do they ship to the Bahamas?

Posted by: Sam Bankman-Fried at November 29, 2022 12:41 PM (PiwSw)

334 This is Biden's top official for the disposal of spent uranium rods and nuclear materials. Not like we need a trustworthy individual safeguarding those.


Better do an inventory. I'm betting you'll find we're low on some items that could be used in a negative way against humans and are currently residing in Iran........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2022 12:41 PM (IXZGh)

335 Winona Ryder - "Yes, yes, me too!"
Posted by: Thrawn at November 29, 2022 12:03 PM

Oh no! The Banana Splits Guy has been summoned.
Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at November 29, 2022 12:11 PM


Oh. *That* Winona. I thought he meant Winona from Justified.

Posted by: Chuck C at November 29, 2022 12:41 PM (xttsV)

336 A couple of months back, I caught up on 1996 and finally watched the Poison Ivy movie with Alyssa.

It was not very good. My lasting impression of it is merely just how tiny Cookie is.

Posted by: spindrift at November 29, 2022 12:41 PM (h5TKJ)

337 286 Covid. Vaccines. Devastate. The. Immune. System. Now waiting for the nuance crowd to chime in. ( Well maybe not here).
Posted by: kraken

NO argument from me. After suffering from long covid once and having to get vaxxed with J&J subsequently to keep my job and health insurance, I fcked around and found out as they say. Had another bout of long covid almost precisely when the protection ran out (about eight months after it) and long covid with pneumonia this time. It devastated my IGG subtype immune system (this is not a commonly run blood test btw) Basically you have four subclasses of immunoglobulin and I am at zero for two of those subclasses essentially. Makes me very susceptible to certain diseases.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2022 12:41 PM (bDjBG)

338 >>> So not only is this creature dumb enough to steal from an area under constant video surveillance, but it is also dumb enough to respond to a telephone call from a police detective with a half-baked story instead of "here is my lawyer's number"

Posted by: Chuck C at November 29, 2022 12:36 PM (xttsV)


People in the upper echelons of power have a different outlook concerning authority and law than you and I. The purpose of all government authority, all law, all media is to increase the power of the left, hide the crimes of the left, and finally persecute all opponents of the left. I imagine somebody screwed up and this was never supposed to get to this point and they tried real hard to suppress it as long as they did. Like the nurse mentioned I doubt this was his first rodeo in regards to theft. This one got away.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 29, 2022 12:42 PM (1I6o+)

339 312 Now dubbed the Streisand/Milano Effect?

I'll agree that the image and caption are tasteless. But free speech is free speech.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2022 12:39 PM (J2vNu)

==========

She's an unpleasant woman who rides on her unpleasantness to what level of fame her acting can no longer achieve. She invited controversy and attention.

This is Larry Flint/Jerry Falwell.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 29, 2022 12:42 PM (LvTSG)

340 Geez Louise! It's not like this guy doesn't have enough baggage of his own to worry about...

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2022 12:42 PM (ykeLU)

341 325 Dysfunctional royal family head to Boston to restore their image

https://tinyurl.com/mujusada

Via Instapundit.

This'll end well.
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at November 29, 2022 12:41 PM (1hpTD)

"Disfunctional royal family head". Sounds like a clogged toilet.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022 12:42 PM (ynpvh)

342 Just because I haven't seen anyone else mention it, Kim Dotcom is back on Twitter. Yesterday, Elon posted a nice still life shot of his nightstand, so Kim posted back one of the weaponry in his conference room. The conference room reminded me of Tremors.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 29, 2022 12:42 PM (uz3Px)

343 Alyssa Milano complained to the manager of Twitter about a photoshopped picture of her.

https://bit.ly/3XLyc4r

Posted by: bonhomme at November 29, 2022
*
Copyright, not Copywrite, bimbo.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022


***
What were they teaching her in those on-set tutoring sessions when she was a child actress? I knew the word "copyright" and its correct spelling from a very early age -- and I went to publick skool. I wonder if she uses "playwrite" for "playwright."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2022 12:42 PM (J2vNu)

344 The Uniparty and their lackeys roll on.

Their bags of shit v our own bags of shit, (McConnell, Murk, etc) in a never ending cycle of ridicule and mockery.

At least it's fun to read, although not particularly useful.

Posted by: MajorKong64 at November 29, 2022 12:43 PM (X2m5l)

345 (S)he only stole an expensive bag from a woman. It is not like (s)he misgendered someone.

No biggie.

Posted by: Czech Chick at November 29, 2022 12:43 PM (6Tc2R)

346 316 OT: Porsche made an off-road 911 and are charging $220,000 for it. I swear they are the best at separating dummies from their money.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2022 12:40 PM (Y5qcH)
____________________

Incorrect. They are charging $260,000 for it. The base price doesn't include options that every car will get. And Porsche will sell every single one of them in 24 hours.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 29, 2022 12:43 PM (iFTx/)

347 Alyssa Milano complained to the manager of Twitter about a photoshopped picture of her.

Go knit yourself another "mask," Alyssa.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2022 12:43 PM (cP/Ah)

348 Bearclaw shows his fangs!

"Trump and Musk have something in common: they do not want to be held accountable. They believe they can act with impunity. That's not gonna happen with me." - @AVindman w/ @NicolleDWallace

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at November 29, 2022 12:43 PM (FVME7)

349 311 In another time, or just under another party, this would be the starting hook of an investigation by newspapers into how the hiring processes of government have completely collapsed, a multi-month investigation leading to a splashy front page report on the NYT or WaPo about the failures creeping through our government and making it impossible to address its state mission.

It would start in the specific department and the spread out to the entire government, getting interviews with hundreds of people into a multi-part piece that was so well-researched and written that no one would be able to deny any of it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Journalists are the new courtiers to our elites.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2022 12:43 PM (bDjBG)

350 317 They'll take him out of the radioactive end of the business and give him a gig selling out of date physic packages on E Bay.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 29, 2022 12:43 PM (lz5hY)

351 I have thought about the latest kerfluffle re the Trump/West/Fuentes dinner party. At first I thought “ he needs to use better judgement” - I thought some more and realized that while that may be true, ANYTHING he does can and will be used against him - even if it is nothing they will manufacture it into something. A man proscribed.

Posted by: kraken at November 29, 2022 12:43 PM (Vr12I)

352 Makes me wonder if every square inch of every US airport is under video surveillance.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 29, 2022 12:41 PM (w9Wax)

Wonder no more. Where do you think all that infrastructure money went? Now, 2/3rds of those cameras are down because they went with the outfit that donates money to democrats.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2022 12:43 PM (Y5qcH)

353 332 She into IANAL?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022 12:40 PM (ynpvh)

Apple spells it iANAL.

Posted by: rd at November 29, 2022 12:41 PM (Z32m1)

And that's how you cheat at chess.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022 12:43 PM (ynpvh)

354 And it's a picture OF her... not HER picture. The person who took the original picture is the owner of the image. You don't automatically own all images of yourself. You can own your likeness, but that's not copyright, is it? It's a different facet of IP law altogether if i'm not mistaken.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2022 12:44 PM (/EuRN)

355 Ugh.....the sponsored ad at the bottom of the post is disgusting and should be banned from the internet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2022 12:44 PM (IXZGh)

356
I mean, he looked at every single law of nature - don't bang dudes, dudes aren't chicks, don't bang animals, that sort of thing - and said "nah, bruh."

And he was rewarded with a high-ranking government job.

I doubt little things like property laws even blip on ATD's radar.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2022 12:44 PM (oINRc)

357 Okay, who had lunch with Epstein on Pedo Island? That's what I really want to know.

--

And who was it again who hobnobbed with Weinstein, the Human Rape Machine?

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 29, 2022 12:44 PM (sVtYq)

358 The attacks on Uke energy infrastructure have been with a variety of platforms, from Kalibr (for the russkis, state-of-art cruise missiles) down to "suicide" drones, many of Iranian design (called "Geran" by the russkis). Patriot I suppose has capability against Kalibr (I know Patriot has evolved far beyond what it was when it was introduced, back then I knew a lot about it, but I thought most of the adaptation had been to make it capable against ballistic, not air-breathing, threats). But the number of installations would be limited, so you'd have to pick a few priority things to protect.

Since an electricity grid is just about impossible to harden, as many of the components are exposed, not sure the air defense augmentations (there have been a few) for the Ukes would help much there. Maybe some. But the duration and cost of ending up more/less where this thing is going to end up anyway are the only real unknowns now.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2022 12:44 PM (OTzUX)

359 We have a lot of dogshit in our federal government.

Ten pounds stuffed into a five pound bag.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 29, 2022 12:44 PM (Xrfse)

360 This thieving deviant is precisely the type of man that ex-presidents SHOULD be meeting with!

Posted by: The GOPe at November 29, 2022 12:44 PM (0A5+1)

361 So glad this lunatic doesn't have a job doing anything important like handling nuclear waste or anything.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2022 12:40 PM (pTb/Z)
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I wouldn't trust this guy to handle the nuclear waste produced in the video game Satisfactory...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 29, 2022 12:44 PM (YIVH2)

362 That Milano tweet is another small example of how fucked up copyright law is in America.

The image isn't copyrighted to begin with, from what I can tell.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2022 12:44 PM (cP/Ah)

363 -
She into IANAL?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022 12:40 PM -
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Well apparently the front is smelly.

Posted by: irright at November 29, 2022 12:44 PM (SchQD)

364 Jim and Lady in Black, yep.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2022 12:45 PM (+TCco)

365 That Milano tweet is another small example of how fucked up copyright law is in America.

That she could even offer up an obvious parody as a violation of copyright is an embarrassment to American law.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 29, 2022 12:41 PM (LvTSG)


Alyssa Milano does not even care about Copyright Law. She is throwing a tantrum, "Make the Mean Man GO AWAY!"

She is playing the "Don't You Peasants Know WHO I Am!" card.

Posted by: rd at November 29, 2022 12:45 PM (Z32m1)

366 I wish I knew how to paste faces onto short videos.


I'd take that King of the Hill clip of Bobby saying "That's my purse! i don't know you!" and kicking people in the nuts and I'd superimpose that tranny's face onto the nut-kicking recipient.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 29, 2022 12:45 PM (g4JKw)

367 Beto should try to emulate this dawg. Maybe he could land a government job. Could be Brandon's Gun Czar.

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2022 12:45 PM (n8jTi)

368 The most interesting part of this story is that the mainstream media kept this story SECRET for almost 3 months.

This all happened in the early part of September.

Posted by: JamesTCarville at November 29, 2022 12:45 PM (Qt1oO)

369 I think he may want to go to "The Big House". Cuz his dance card will be full every night.

Posted by: Paladin at November 29, 2022 12:45 PM (WA3cK)

370 @346

>>And Porsche will sell every single one of them in 24 hours.

Jay Leno and Jerry Seinfeld will probably buy four of them apiece.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 29, 2022 12:45 PM (5026n)

371 Brinton was quietly placed on leave a month ago.


Did anyone other than his damaged ass and the dude that told him to go home know this?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2022 12:45 PM (IXZGh)

372 Mollie
@MZHemingway·16h
A new doctor I was thinking of going to/taking my children to had a form indicating they deny that sex is immutable. Obviously a troubling denial of scientific reality! Asked for clarification and doctor confirmed she was beholden to gender ideology over and against truth.
Quote Tweet
Tulsi Gabbard 🌺@TulsiGabbard·Nov 27
It's no accident the number of transgender youth doubled in the last 5 years, and children mastectomies are up 389%. It’s a direct result of the radical 'woke' agenda being pushed on our kids by so-called "healthcare professionals," MSM/social media, and even Biden directly.

Mollie @MZHemingway
Was trying to find a new practice because at a recent dr. appointment, a male doctor dressed as a woman asked my daughter if she "identified" as female. She replied: "No. I AM female." Good for her, but if anyone knows of a No. VA practice that's safe and sane, please let me know
5:31 PM · Nov 28, 2022

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 29, 2022 12:45 PM (MFZ8i)

373 Homer Simpson would do better in the job Brinton got inserted into.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2022 12:45 PM (+TCco)

374 I thought it was a doggy bag

Posted by: Sam Brinton at November 29, 2022 12:45 PM (NOVDU)

375 349 Journalists are the new courtiers to our elites.
Posted by: whig at November 29, 2022 12:43 PM (bDjBG)

==========

The single most mind-boggling part of Steven Spielberg's film The Post (about how WaPo was second fiddle to the NYT's Pentagon Papers work) is an early scene where Tom Hanks as Ben Bradlee explains to Katherine Graham about how they were too easy on their friend JFK, intentionally missing his scandals.

So, morally, they're going to make up for it by attacking a political enemy (Nixon) with all their might. It makes no fucking sense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 29, 2022 12:45 PM (LvTSG)

376
Trump and Musk have something in common: they do not want to be held accountable. They believe they can act with impunity. That's not gonna happen with me." - @AVindman w/ @NicolleDWallace
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at November 29, 2022 12:43 PM (FVME7)

Uh huh. OK, fatty ding-dongs. What are you going to do to stop #Africanmanbad?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2022 12:46 PM (oINRc)

377 They believe they can act with impunity. That's not gonna happen with me.

What the hell does that even mean? Is doughboy calling them out to a fight in the alley out back?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2022 12:46 PM (cP/Ah)

378 and then will get to keep his job because hey, no felony conviction

It also has to keep its security clearance to keep its job, and you can lose that even without a felony conviction.

This goes way past "rub the rubes noses in it" so I would bet it quietly resigns and we never hear about it again.

Posted by: Chuck C at November 29, 2022 12:46 PM (xttsV)

379 Why feminists aren't burning down the place is beyond me.

Feminists encouraged tranny madness to gain social status and get back at men. And AWFLs can’t do logic so they can’t extricate themselves from the resulting trap.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 29, 2022 12:46 PM (0wwpk)

380 Re: the jab & the Coof: The youngest of my co-workers has Covid after, she says, having been free for 2.5 years. I am fairly sure she knuckled under to the admin when they threatened our jobs and took the shot. Gee, I thought those shots were supposed to *protect* you --?

(I'm not gleeful that she's sick. In any case she's young and strong; she's not at risk of serious illness.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2022 12:47 PM (J2vNu)

381 Vindaloomon versus Trump?

Betting on the Scalp Weasel in the fight with a bearclaw.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2022 12:47 PM (+TCco)

382 So, morally, they're going to make up for it by attacking a political enemy (Nixon) with all their might. It makes no fucking sense.

That sounds like the kind of lame, irrational argument a leftist would use though. Then the next Democrat comes along they say "we were too hard on Nixon, now we should be more cautious with Carter"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2022 12:47 PM (cP/Ah)

383 There were no clothes left in the hotel room. So….he crazy.

Posted by: Piper at November 29, 2022 12:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

384 324 Red Caps (railroad) Skycaps airlines. Memory refresher. Probably did away with them because racist or something and they were only making enough money to send their kid to a good school. Shoeshine guy at National(before Reagan) told me how much he was making, wouldn't take a tip because I was in the Corps like his son, the Major.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 29, 2022 12:48 PM (lz5hY)

385 This goes way past "rub the rubes noses in it" so I would bet it quietly resigns and we never hear about it again.

The problem is that this is a high profile DEI hire, and its tough to find someone more weird and disgusting to replace them with to maintain maximum virtue.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2022 12:48 PM (cP/Ah)

386
"Disfunctional royal family head". Sounds like a clogged toilet.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022 12:42 PM (ynpvh)



I thought it was something you could get from a disgruntled family member for $20 outside the castle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2022 12:48 PM (IXZGh)

387 Copyright, not Copywrite, bimbo.

She's not claiming it's false, just that someone didn't pay the licensing fee.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2022 12:48 PM (dNNCD)

388 354 And it's a picture OF her... not HER picture. The person who took the original picture is the owner of the image. You don't automatically own all images of yourself. You can own your likeness, but that's not copyright, is it? It's a different facet of IP law altogether if i'm not mistaken.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
----------------------------
That depends on state laws--some states allow ownership of images, some don't. Georgia was an early state that created a right to privacy over the use of a guy's photo for a life insurance ad without permission. NY went the other way and allowed a flour company to use a pretty girl's image to promote their product despite her not agreeing to it.
Think California due to its celebrities have that power to control likeness and maybe Tennessee too.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2022 12:49 PM (bDjBG)

389 381 Vindaloomon versus Trump?

Betting on the Scalp Weasel in the fight with a bearclaw.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2022 12:47 PM (+TCco)

Ditto Musk, FWIW.

Posted by: kraken at November 29, 2022 12:49 PM (Vr12I)

390 "...why should the Fabulous pay for their crimes?"

I had a case when I was a cop in Honolulu where a woman assaulted her husband and was arrested for domestic violence.

The judge threw the case out cause the woman was a nurse and having this conviction would ruin her career.

Such stuff happened a lot. I remember cases where a man and a woman were arrested for the same crime and were both just as guilty, but the woman was let go without charges because...she's a woman.

SMDH.

Posted by: RobertM at November 29, 2022 12:49 PM (+/lOf)

391 Story #5:

Take note. The police KNOW that he got on the aircraft at his point of departure WITHOUT checking any bags.

So, he got off his airplane at the destination, and then went to baggage claim - all while knowing he had no bag there.

This was planned from the very beginning. His many lies all along in the investigation will now be used against him to force a plea bargain.

He'll plea out to misdemeanor theft so he doesn't lose his security clearance and then it's right back managing radioactive material that I'm sure won't find its way into a dirty bomb that goes off at just the right time to deflect away from some more serious story.

Posted by: JamesTCarville at November 29, 2022 12:49 PM (Qt1oO)

392
This goes way past "rub the rubes noses in it" so I would bet it quietly resigns and we never hear about it again.
Posted by: Chuck C at November 29, 2022 12:46 PM (xttsV)

If so, we will hear when he hangs himself. Without the opportunity to rub our noses in it (so to speak), and the affirmation he gets from Being Important, he's just another tranny. Half of them do it anyway, and if he falls from "grace," then what else does he have?

You can go ahead and start the clock on ATD.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2022 12:49 PM (oINRc)

393 President CAT will fire 90% of government employees on day 1.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 29, 2022 12:49 PM (UOzPv)

394 Hey remember when teh gheyz just wanted to get married?

Now we have trans handling nuclear rods and kids forced into BDSM gear for fashion

That escalated quickly

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 29, 2022 12:49 PM (VTu1l)

395 The problem is that this is a high profile DEI hire, and its tough to find someone more weird and disgusting to replace them with to maintain maximum virtue.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2022 12:48 PM (cP/Ah)
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I'm sure this weirdo can supply some names...After all, who were his References when he applied for the job?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 29, 2022 12:49 PM (YIVH2)

396 Just because I haven't seen anyone else mention it, Kim Dotcom is back on Twitter. Yesterday, Elon posted a nice still life shot of his nightstand, so Kim posted back one of the weaponry in his conference room. The conference room reminded me of Tremors.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 29, 2022 12:42 PM (uz3Px)



About that picture, what is the pistol on the nightstand? It isn't a Mateba, what is it?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2022 12:50 PM (xhaym)

397 393 President CAT will fire 90% of government employees on day 1.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 29, 2022 12:49 PM (UOzPv)

==========

SCOTUS will reinstate them all by close of business.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 29, 2022 12:50 PM (LvTSG)

398
They should cut to the chase and make Ghislaine Maxwell EdSec.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2022 12:50 PM (oINRc)

399 The in laws are all fully jabbed and boosted. All of them and I mean every single one has had covid 3 times from 12 Y.O.. to 68 Y.O.

Also they thing the fact that even the democrat propagandists admit to that more vaccinated people are dying than true bloods is all a big rightwing lie.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 29, 2022 12:50 PM (u4CEu)

400 That she could even offer up an obvious parody as a violation of copyright is an embarrassment to American law.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 29, 2022 12:41 PM (LvTSG)


I think it's more an indictment of her understanding of, well, anything than an issue with copyright law. Which is not to say that copyright law isn't stupid, just that this would be a poor example of that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 29, 2022 12:50 PM (uvymP)

401 Do we know whether there were indeed any clothes in the bag? The whole thing is so fucking weird.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 29, 2022 12:50 PM (iFTx/)

402 Look what radiation poisoning will do to you.

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2022 12:50 PM (v0R5T)

403 ... into a multi-part piece that was so well-researched and written that no one would be able to deny any of it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Dood. That's impossible now that Twitter's been wrecked!

Posted by: Modern Journalists at November 29, 2022 12:50 PM (a3Q+t)

404 This isn't about shoving your face in it or some theory of satanist karma:

https://tinyurl.com/4wrwpbhe

An analysis of a California sex offenders database shows thousands of child molesters are being let out of prison after just a few months

THis is just evil and protecting people like them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2022 12:50 PM (cP/Ah)

405 President CAT will fire 90% of government employees on day 1.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 29, 2022 12:49 PM (UOzPv)
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Make it 95% and you can have my vote!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 29, 2022 12:50 PM (YIVH2)

406 That escalated quickly

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 29, 2022 12:49 PM (VTu1l)

......



But don't you feel better about being on the right side of history?

Posted by: Mabe Galor at November 29, 2022 12:50 PM (g4JKw)

407
Give me ONE DA willing to start indicting these criminals.

Hawaii is out. Alaska maybe.

Posted by: Auspex at November 29, 2022 12:51 PM (sldmv)

408 We couldn't store nuclear waste in Yucca mountain because there was no guarantee that it wouldn't leak in 10,000 years and poison a desert flea.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 29, 2022 12:51 PM (UOzPv)

409 He's got sexy knees.

Posted by: Mayo Pete at November 29, 2022 12:51 PM (v0R5T)

410 ---
I'm sure this weirdo can supply some names...After all, who were his References when he applied for the job?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 29, 2022 12:49 PM (YIVH2)

References ? We don't need no stinking references....

Posted by: Biden's freak brigade at November 29, 2022 12:51 PM (bs+z0)

411 376 fatty ding dongs. You made me wake up my cat I laughed so loudly.

Posted by: Piper at November 29, 2022 12:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

412 Makes me wonder if every square inch of every US airport is under video surveillance.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks


My job sucks.

Posted by: The guy what maintains the under-the-rim restroom toilet cams at November 29, 2022 12:51 PM (P1f+c)

413 Heh. Brinton is Homer Simpson in a dress.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 29, 2022 12:51 PM (5BExk)

414 You don't automatically own all images of yourself.

I'm a sovereign citizen standing in a courtroom with a fringed flag, so I do own all images of myself. Your contrary contention is a superlibel. Please let me know where you reside so that I can start filing liens.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 29, 2022 12:52 PM (ppBhU)

415 Hey remember when teh gheyz just wanted to get married?

Now we have trans handling nuclear rods and kids forced into BDSM gear for fashion

That escalated quickly

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger
==
The slope she is slippery, just like how I like my women.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 29, 2022 12:52 PM (u4CEu)

416 Dysfunctional royal family head to Boston to restore their image

https://tinyurl.com/mujusada

Via Instapundit.

This'll end well.
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14

They're talking about Prince William and Kate? I saw "dysfunctional" immediately assumed Meghan Sparkle and Prince Harry.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at November 29, 2022 12:52 PM (FVME7)

417 Heh. Brinton is Homer Simpson in a dress.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 29, 2022 12:51 PM (5BExk)
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At one point Homer gained so much weight he was forced to wear muu-muus....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 29, 2022 12:52 PM (YIVH2)

418 Since an electricity grid is just about impossible to harden, as many of the components are exposed, not sure the air defense augmentations (there have been a few) for the Ukes would help much there. Maybe some. But the duration and cost of ending up more/less where this thing is going to end up anyway are the only real unknowns now.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2022 12:44 PM (OTzUX)


According to the Ukes, they are supposedly knocking down >80% of the cruise missiles already. ISW documents their UKR claims.

They are also claiming the Russians are firing off older nuclear capable cruise missiles that have the warhead removed as decoys. (The rocket fuel is aging and getting unstable and iffy, so why not get rid of them.)

The Russians are using lots of Iranian drones. I wonder if the Russians will purchase and use Iranian Short Range Ballistic Missiles too?

Posted by: rd at November 29, 2022 12:53 PM (Z32m1)

419
They're talking about Prince William and Kate? I saw "dysfunctional" immediately assumed Meghan Sparkle and Prince Harry.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at November 29, 2022 12:52 PM (FVME7)

Me too

Posted by: It's me donna at November 29, 2022 12:53 PM (bs+z0)

420 The problem is that this is a high profile DEI hire, and its tough to find someone more weird and disgusting to replace them with to maintain maximum virtue.

Oh, you can find them in any bar.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at November 29, 2022 12:53 PM (dNNCD)

421 Make it 95% and you can have my vote!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

That comes week 2. Someone has to process all of the oink slips.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 29, 2022 12:53 PM (UOzPv)

422 Does Kink 101 require you to purchase your own gimp gear? Nebraska asshoes.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 29, 2022 12:53 PM (geVLo)

423 I wonder if she uses "playwrite" for "playwright."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2022 12:42 PM (J2vNu)


Play-Doh

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 29, 2022 12:53 PM (uvymP)

424 #358

They're going to have to put the station transformers behind some kind of shrapnel wall and shut them off before the missiles land.

The copper windings can't take shrapnel and serious shorts can damage windings. They're expensive and take weeks to mfg. and replace. Some are seriously large. If I was Ukraine I would be hitting THEIR station transformers. Even rifle fire can ruin them.

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2022 12:53 PM (n8jTi)

425 Oink slips are probably more apropos than a pink slip.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 29, 2022 12:53 PM (UOzPv)

426
That comes week 2. Someone has to process all of the oink slips.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 29, 2022 12:53 PM (UOzPv)

The oink slip is what Sam wears when he's doing pig-play.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2022 12:53 PM (oINRc)

427 > About that picture, what is the pistol on the nightstand? It isn't a Mateba, what is it?

Pretty sure it's a cosplay video game replica.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 29, 2022 12:54 PM (j2Xg6)

428 Side note, we keep trying to find different pictures of [Alexander] Vindman for our stories but it’s like he’s always making the same ‘smelled a fart’ face in every single one.

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2022 12:54 PM (RHGPo)

429 I thought it was something you could get from a disgruntled family member for $20 outside the castle.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2022 12:48 PM


How much in the village?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2022 12:54 PM (a3Q+t)

430 Apparently Milano doesn't know that Lume can kill that cat piss snatchola problem for up to 72 hours.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 29, 2022 12:54 PM (QSjkU)

431 It turns out that if someone looks like an absolute sicko, chances are they are. Amazing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2022 12:54 PM (cP/Ah)

432 Boston? ... I'm sure that will help.

Posted by: Haywood at November 29, 2022 12:55 PM (f00JY)

433 Homer Simpson would do better in the job Brinton got inserted into.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2022 12:45 PM (+TCco)
........

Yeah, at least Homer worked at a nuclear plant.

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2022 12:55 PM (v0R5T)

434 Heh. Brinton is Homer Simpson in a dress.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 29, 2022
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At one point Homer gained so much weight he was forced to wear muu-muus....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 29, 2022


***
He latched on to the concept that if he were "disabled" in some way, his employer (the Springfield Nuke Plant) would have to accommodate him and let him work from home. A neat commentary on what was then the early days of PC controlling everything at work.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2022 12:55 PM (J2vNu)

435 431 It turns out that if someone looks like an absolute sicko, chances are they are. Amazing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2022 12:54 PM (cP/Ah)

It's always the people you most suspect.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2022 12:55 PM (Y5qcH)

436 Hmm, lessee.

Maybe, retrieving the correct bag from the carousel was not "top of mind"?

Yeah, that works!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2022 12:55 PM (guGkK)

437 It just occurred to me that freaky weirdo Sam Brinton is from MIT.
Just like SBF of FTX

WTH goes on at MIT?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 29, 2022 12:56 PM (Kd4bG)

438 431 It turns out that if someone looks like an absolute sicko, chances are they are. Amazing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2022 12:54 PM (cP/Ah)



You can almost make like, generalities.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2022 12:56 PM (guGkK)

439 So he knowingly transported someone else's luggage on an airliner? Isn't that a crime, too? Isn't it specifically prohibited from carrying luggage who's contents you do not know through an airport?

THANKS! You just gave the Muzzies a new MO. "See Achmid we put the device in this Gucci luggage, and some will take it on a plane for us."

Posted by: Paladin at November 29, 2022 12:56 PM (WA3cK)

440 Has any reporter even asked Raggedy Ann about this?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2022 12:56 PM (cP/Ah)

441 The slope she is slippery, just like how I like my women.
Posted by: The Paolo at November 29, 2022 12:52 PM (
****
That's a man, baby!

Posted by: Austin Powers at November 29, 2022 12:56 PM (n8jTi)

442 There were no clothes left in the hotel room. So….he crazy.
Posted by: Piper at November 29, 2022 12:48 PM


Obviously, the maid stole them. Would my client lie?

Posted by: It's lawyer at November 29, 2022 12:56 PM (xttsV)

443 Don't watch the "news"...uninformed. Do watch the "news"...misinformed.,,,this still operative?

Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2022 12:56 PM (AwYPR)

444 CNN on Friday connected Daylight Savings Time to sleep problems among communities of color.

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2022 12:56 PM (RHGPo)

445 About that picture, what is the pistol on the nightstand? It isn't a Mateba, what is it?
Posted by: Kindltot


One "maybe a functional flintlock, maybe a nonfunctional replica," and one "3D-printed non-functional model of a revolver from a video game."

https://tinyurl.com/elonsguns

Posted by: mikeski at November 29, 2022 12:57 PM (P1f+c)

446
WTH goes on at MIT?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 29, 2022 12:56 PM (Kd4bG)

Lotta meth-smoking and dogfucking apparently.

Premier institution and all.

AMERICA, BABY!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2022 12:57 PM (oINRc)

447 390 The judge threw the case out cause the woman was a nurse and having this conviction would ruin her career.

Posted by: RobertM at November 29, 2022 12:49 PM (+/lOf)

She should have thought of that before she committed assault. Then again, I saw something similar play out as well. Perjury means nothing if it's not punished.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022 12:57 PM (ynpvh)

448 Alyssa Milano? Oh I remember, Who's the Boss? Heh, heh. I was 30, she was 12, well anyway...

Posted by: Sniffy Biden at November 29, 2022 12:57 PM (fs1hN)

449 I hope the lady Brinton stole from can recoup from Travel Insurance

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 29, 2022 12:57 PM (Kd4bG)

450 Jay Leno and Jerry Seinfeld will probably buy four of them apiece.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Jay Leno Performs for the First Time After Suffering Serious Burns in Gasoline Fire

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at November 29, 2022 12:57 PM (FVME7)

451 This kind of halfway in, halfway out statement is what people do when they know they're caught in a lie and are trying to construct an escape route from the lie on the fly.
-----------
Pre-politician Justin after feeling up the ass of a reporter at a B.C. festival said people 'experience it differently'...

Justin Trudeau concedes woman behind B.C. groping allegation may have experienced their encounter ‘differently’

The prime minister said he’s confident he did not act inappropriately, but that men and women can experience the same interactions in different ways.
“I do not feel that I acted inappropriately in any way, but I respect the fact that someone else might have experienced that differently,” Trudeau said, describing how he has been “reflecting very carefully” on the interaction over the past few weeks.

He said that if he apologized about the interaction — as the Creston [newspaper] editorial says he did — then “it would have been because I sensed that she was not entirely comfortable with the interaction that we had.”

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 29, 2022 12:57 PM (Vwz3I)

452 393 President CAT will fire 90% of government employees on day 1.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 29, 2022 12:49 PM (UOzPv)

What kinda squad will you use the fire them?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022 12:57 PM (ynpvh)

453 444 CNN on Friday connected Daylight Savings Time to sleep problems among communities of color.

.. perhaps CNN should go off the air at 12:00PM

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2022 12:58 PM (RHGPo)

454 I'm marveling at those utter losers on the floor of that kink class. My mental dictionary just doesn't have any word to adequately describe them.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 29, 2022 12:58 PM (sVtYq)

455 Who was the lucky passenger who got assigned the neighboring seat?

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2022 12:58 PM (n8jTi)

456 It just occurred to me that freaky weirdo Sam Brinton is from MIT.
........

I would have flunked him just for his fashion sense.

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2022 12:58 PM (v0R5T)

457
WTH goes on at MIT?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 29, 2022 12:56 PM (Kd4bG)



Hairy manass, apparently.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2022 12:59 PM (IXZGh)

458
I hope the lady Brinton stole from can recoup from Travel Insurance
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 29, 2022 12:57 PM (Kd4bG)

She embarrassed the ruling class by leaving her bag where it could be stolen by one their mutants.

She better not press her luck. Let it go, lady.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2022 12:59 PM (oINRc)

459 Trump and Musk have something in common: they do not want to be held accountable. They believe they can act with impunity. That's not gonna happen with me." - @AVindman w/ @NicolleDWallace
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at November 29, 2022 12:43 PM (FVME7)

Uh huh. OK, fatty ding-dongs. What are you going to do to stop #Africanmanbad?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2022 12:46 PM (oINRc)


It'd be funny if Musk just shadow-banned him.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 29, 2022 12:59 PM (uvymP)

460 There's a thin line between genius and insanity.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 29, 2022 12:59 PM (DcKNO)

461 Mollie @MZHemingway
Was trying to find a new practice because at a recent dr. appointment, a male doctor dressed as a woman asked my daughter if she "identified" as female. She replied: "No. I AM female." Good for her, but if anyone knows of a No. VA practice that's safe and sane, please let me know
5:31 PM · Nov 28, 2022
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 29, 2022 12:45 PM (MFZ8i)


Physician, Heal Thyself!

Posted by: rd at November 29, 2022 12:59 PM (Z32m1)

462
This idiot gets top level security clearance. I'm old enough to remember when Trump's son-in-law was having challenges getting his clearance and the MSM thought PDT was hiring the Rosenberg's.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


The MSM liked the Rosenbergs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2022 12:59 PM (63Dwl)

463 The single most mind-boggling part of Steven Spielberg's film The Post (about how WaPo was second fiddle to the NYT's Pentagon Papers work) is an early scene where Tom Hanks as Ben Bradlee explains to Katherine Graham about how they were too easy on their friend JFK, intentionally missing his scandals.

So, morally, they're going to make up for it by attacking a political enemy (Nixon) with all their might. It makes no fucking sense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
------------------------
Nahh, that is Bradlee doing a retro retconning. Herblock, the WaPo cartoonist had free rein to paint Nixon as a disgusting creature and the WaPo has always been a CIA affiliated news organ. Phillip Graham publisher and later co owner of WaPo, who later killed himself leaving Katherine widowed, was in Army intel during WWII. Woodward was in Navy intel as a reservist. Plus I believe WaPo was one of the news organizations allowing NOC's to use them as a cover for intel gathering.

Interestingly enough, William Graham, son of Katherine and Phillip, also killed himself at age 69 and was a fairly famous DC lawyer and later law professor at UCLA.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2022 01:00 PM (bDjBG)

464 437 It just occurred to me that freaky weirdo Sam Brinton is from MIT.
Just like SBF of FTX

WTH goes on at MIT?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion


MIT is no longer educating students obviously but is affirming their sexual perversions. Look at their product to determine what they do.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at November 29, 2022 01:00 PM (qZdIZ)

465 Has any reporter even asked Raggedy Ann about this?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2022 12:56 PM (cP/Ah)



The Press Secretary? I thought she was Raggedy LaQuishat'e

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2022 01:00 PM (IXZGh)

466 It'd be funny if Musk just shadow-banned him.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 29, 2022 12:59 PM (uvymP)

It'd be funnier if he RT'd literally every single thing the little porker tweets.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2022 01:00 PM (/EuRN)

467 MIT = Mincing In Tights

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 29, 2022 01:00 PM (flINI)

468 421 2. Someone has to process all of the oink slips

Finally a job for Vindman! !

Posted by: Piper at November 29, 2022 01:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

469 WTH goes on at MIT?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 29, 2022 12:56 PM (Kd4bG)

Lotta meth-smoking and dogfucking apparently.

Premier institution and all.

AMERICA, BABY!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2022 12:57
*****
Crypto's SBF alma mater.

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2022 01:01 PM (n8jTi)

470 WTH goes on at MIT?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 29, 2022 12:56 PM (Kd4bG)

Lotta meth-smoking and DISABLED dogfucking apparently.
.........

minor addendum

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2022 01:01 PM (v0R5T)

471 417 Heh. Brinton is Homer Simpson in a dress.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 29, 2022 12:51 PM (5BExk)
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At one point Homer gained so much weight he was forced to wear muu-muus....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 29, 2022 12:52 PM (YIVH2)

And I couldn't tell the difference between him and Hildabeast.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022 01:01 PM (ynpvh)

472 It turns out that if someone looks like an absolute sicko, chances are they are. Amazing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Sherlock Holmes could read a person by his appearance.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at November 29, 2022 01:01 PM (FVME7)

473 The standard filter applies to Uke claims of % cruise missiles intercepted. Standard as in the unreliability of all such counts during conflicts. The Russians regularly report amazing (to me) numbers on intercepts of Uke ballistic missiles. I have not kept up with the hardware in use on the Russian side but seems unlikely they have this kind of capability. Use of older cruise missiles as part of a swarm attack to overwhelm/disperse defensive efforts very likely, good move, and I've seen Russian reference to this so it probably has been part of the larger attacks.

Bottom line is actual damage inflicted, of course. And the Ukes are clearly struggling to keep the lights on, some areas much worse than others.

And the Ukes have made small attempts at attacks on Russian infrastructure, including some electrical stuff, in neighboring areas (mostly Belgorod oblast). But clearly an asymmetrical situation, Ukraine's not going to be able to significantly effect the grid beyond a limited area.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2022 01:01 PM (OTzUX)

474 This may be a simple theft/kleptomania thing. That's Option A. That's fine, it fits and all that.

But honestly, kinda boring. Option B, I've seen it suggested that maybe it was a bungled operation.

Like in the movies, where the agent misidentifies his contact and hilarity ensues, or some rando's bag looks exactly like the one the spy or criminal is using to transport documents or drugs. Either said rando takes the wrong bag, or the malefactor does (or both, but generally one has to happen first).

The "didn't check a bag" part, though, leads me to suspect Option A.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 29, 2022 01:01 PM (l8gTz)

475 423 I wonder if she uses "playwrite" for "playwright."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2022 12:42 PM (J2vNu)

Play-Doh

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 29, 2022 12:53 PM (uvymP)

Pilsbury Doughboy reads that strictly for the articles.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022 01:02 PM (ynpvh)

476 It appears someone neglected to close the Overton Window and a few odd creatures have entered the premises.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at November 29, 2022 01:02 PM (RIfux)

477 In case anyone missed it, it seems Elon's anime space gun is missing a trigger.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2022 01:02 PM (+TCco)

478 I'm marveling at those utter losers on the floor of that kink class. My mental dictionary just doesn't have any word to adequately describe them.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 29, 2022 12:58 PM (sVtYq)


The SHAME is part of the Kink!

Posted by: Not the shame is part of the kink commenter at November 29, 2022 01:02 PM (Z32m1)

479 Too funny. If you "accidentally" took someone's bag, you call the airport in a panic or look at the luggage tag you put in your purse and get the bag and all the contents back to the owner.

The bit about how he won't get convicted though, I think that the lady who travels with a fancy bag and contents worth more than $2K is not going to decide it's no big deal and doesn't matte.

Posted by: Synova at November 29, 2022 01:02 PM (BD/yx)

480 Puddly Playright

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 29, 2022 01:03 PM (Vwz3I)

481 430 Apparently Milano doesn't know that Lume can kill that cat piss snatchola problem for up to 72 hours.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 29, 2022 12:54 PM (QSjkU)

Assuming the cat stops pissing in there

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022 01:03 PM (ynpvh)

482 473 The standard filter applies to Uke claims of % cruise missiles intercepted. Standard as in the unreliability of all such counts during conflicts. The Russians regularly report amazing (to me) numbers on intercepts of Uke ballistic missiles. I have not kept up with the hardware in use on the Russian side but seems unlikely they have this kind of capability. Use of older cruise missiles as part of a swarm attack to overwhelm/disperse defensive efforts very likely, good move, and I've seen Russian reference to this so it probably has been part of the larger attacks.

Bottom line is actual damage inflicted, of course. And the Ukes are clearly struggling to keep the lights on, some areas much worse than others.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2022 01:01 PM (OTzUX)

The main trick to missile interception is to have a lot of interception systems. The Russians do have tons of AA but I wouldn't expect the Ukrainians to have much, even if what the US provides has a higher hit rate.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 29, 2022 01:03 PM (eYoxG)

483 NOOD DeSantis

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2022 01:03 PM (ynpvh)

484 460 There's a thin line between genius and insanity.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 29, 2022 12:59 PM (DcKNO)

I've heard that saying all my life, and I still think it's bullshit. Being a lunatic does not mean you are smart. And being smart does not mean you are a lunatic.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 29, 2022 01:03 PM (QSjkU)

485 Didn't Twitter post the photo of Griffith holding the bloody head of Trump. I'm sure I could find thousand photos posted on Twitter of conservatives much much worse than this obvious parody of a public figure.

Posted by: polynikes at November 29, 2022 01:03 PM (IM3Hm)

486 My college had a MIT grad as bean counter for a while. She didn't stay very long because she missed her girlfriend.

Yes, phrasing counts on the HQ.

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2022 01:03 PM (n8jTi)

487 The "didn't check a bag" part, though, leads me to suspect Option A.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 29, 2022 01:01 PM (l8gTz)

I don't think it's sensible to use a baggage carousel as a dead drop... too many things to go wrong, bags have to go through security first, blah blah blah.

Also, no way this depilated cretin is being trusted with any kind of tradecraft. It exists merely to launder money and piss off the rubes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2022 01:03 PM (/EuRN)

488 Retardo's cabinet (and downstream appointees like this gem). Have you ever seen a Fellini movie while smoking Thai Stick?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 29, 2022 12:25 PM (lz5hY)

LOL. I have. And your comparison is correct.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 29, 2022 01:04 PM (BdMk6)

489 Sherlock Holmes could read a person by his appearance.

"I deduce this person is sick and insane."
--Sherlock Holmes, not rising from his chair

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2022 01:04 PM (cP/Ah)

490 Moby quit Twitter
.. maybe it's time to join up


I did, maybe a week ago.

@hawkpilot64, if any of you morons are on there. Been looking for #AceofSpadesHQ stuff, but it's all very old.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 29, 2022 01:04 PM (JChPb)

491 WTH goes on at MIT?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 29, 2022 12:56 PM (Kd4bG)

Lotta meth-smoking and dogfucking apparently.

Premier institution and all.

AMERICA, BABY!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2022 12:57 PM


Well, it is Cambridge...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 29, 2022 01:04 PM (Wnv9h)

492 The standard filter applies to Uke claims of % cruise missiles intercepted.

They have intercepted them with their buildings.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2022 01:04 PM (Sv58p)

493 Physician, Heal Thyself!
Posted by: rd

Well, the Caduceus does feature two snakes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at November 29, 2022 01:04 PM (FVME7)

494 I wasn't convinced it was a real pistol. But I did think it was nicely arranged and would look good on the art thread.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 29, 2022 01:05 PM (uz3Px)

495 GMA3 they are asking why vaccine usage has gone down so much lately?

Hey Lady!

It is because they DO NOT WORK!!!

They Also KILL PEOPLE!

Posted by: rd at November 29, 2022 01:05 PM (Z32m1)

496 SBF proved you don't have to be smart to steal billions. His nerd girlfriend reinforces that fact.

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2022 01:06 PM (n8jTi)

497 Great way to fix this Sam Brinton problem is to just shoot him. Things would be better that way.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 29, 2022 01:06 PM (3FiQa)

498 don't think it's sensible to use a baggage carousel as a dead drop... too many things to go wrong, bags have to go through security first, blah blah blah.

Also, no way this depilated cretin is being trusted with any kind of tradecraft. It exists merely to launder money and piss off the rubes.


Yeah, this is probably one of those cases where the simplest explanation is most likely correct.

But as I said, Option B is more fun.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 29, 2022 01:06 PM (l8gTz)

499 Railroad negotiations deadlocked. Cabinet members concerned are working overtime. And all I can think is "Young Frankenstein". "Pardon me boy, is this the Transylvania Station? Ja, Ja. Can I give you a shine?"

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 29, 2022 01:06 PM (lz5hY)

500 496 SBF proved you don't have to be smart to steal billions. His nerd girlfriend reinforces that fact.
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If you have billions to burn why would you end up with this chick?

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 29, 2022 01:07 PM (3FiQa)

501 487 simplest explanation: he stole a bag that had the highest chance of containing women’s clothes and for some dumb reason didn’t think security monitored luggage carousels. He thought this would just be a random lost luggage claim and we all prance off into the sunset. He gambled and lost.

I am waiting for him to say “no way did the clothes equal what the lady says they do! She is inflating the numbers! All Target dresses!” A Vera Bradley suitcase isn’t LV or Tumi, even.

Posted by: Piper at November 29, 2022 01:08 PM (ZdaMQ)

502 We can't let the Ukranians go hungry, otherwise Putin will rule the world! We're going to ration food and fuel this winter, remember, we're all in this together*!!!!!!!


*(does not apply to essential gov't workers, union leadership and media)

Posted by: Your Betters TM at November 29, 2022 01:10 PM (fs1hN)

503 491 WTH goes on at MIT?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 29, 2022 12:56 PM (Kd4bG)

Lotta meth-smoking and dogfucking apparently.

Premier institution and all.

AMERICA, BABY!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


=================

MIT Applicants used to be Nerdy Brainiacs. Maybe willing perverts are capitalizing on their lack-a-nookie situation and grooming them?

Here! Be part of the IN Crowd for a change!

Posted by: rd at November 29, 2022 01:10 PM (Z32m1)

504 501 487 simplest explanation: he stole a bag that had the highest chance of containing women’s clothes and for some dumb reason didn’t think security monitored luggage carousels. He thought this would just be a random lost luggage claim and we all prance off into the sunset. He gambled and lost.

I am waiting for him to say “no way did the clothes equal what the lady says they do! She is inflating the numbers! All Target dresses!” A Vera Bradley suitcase isn’t LV or Tumi, even.
Posted by: Piper at November 29, 2022 01:08 PM (ZdaMQ)


She is a VIP. Otherwise, she would get the old, "Here, Fill out this Form, and we will get back to you."

Posted by: rd at November 29, 2022 01:12 PM (Z32m1)

505 Well, in the little f*gg*t's defense, it was a Vera Bradley. Hard to get by all the paisley designs without drooling and twitching.

Posted by: Mike at November 29, 2022 01:20 PM (gaMig)

506 They say a fish stinks at his head. That head is Obama.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at November 29, 2022 01:29 PM (sI15f)

507 "Disfunctional royal family head". Sounds like a clogged toilet.
Posted by: jim
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'Fetch the Groom of the Stool!'

Posted by: Mike Hammer,, etc., etc. at November 29, 2022 01:32 PM (wwrbf)

508 This cat is insane for pulling such a stunt. Pycho ward is the only option here.

Posted by: Disenfranchised Voter at November 29, 2022 01:37 PM (sh7Ef)

509 270 Imagine the person in charge with nuclear waste disposal not knowing there is a system that associates each checked bag with a specific traveler.
Posted by: Leland at November 29, 2022 12:35 PM (KVDMz)


For at least the last 10 years, tags on baggage has passenger name on it, along with the claim number.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 29, 2022 01:38 PM (8C7+r)

510 He faces five years in prison and a $10,000 fine.
Correction (according to Daily Mail): "They" will face ... which I guess means that "They" will divvy up the fine and/or jail time amongst "theys."
My head hurts.

Posted by: Coki at November 29, 2022 01:43 PM (p+g9i)

511 Ya know, this behavior and its remedy have been known for some time, none of it involving threats, cancellation, dirty looks, sidelong glances, blackmail, extortion, popcorn, memes, dope.

Posted by: Holy Crap at November 29, 2022 01:58 PM (glGDV)

512 How'd this walking freak show ever get the kind of security clearance that would be necessary to do the job he's been assigned to?

Posted by: red speck at November 29, 2022 02:04 PM (gS3OW)

513 More and more, I think that Dad had it right when he'd spy some freak walking along and mutter, "The things you see when you don't have a gun."

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at November 29, 2022 02:07 PM (bx+f8)

514 I got ugly knees but MAN that guys knees are UGLY!

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2022 02:19 PM (fv27Y)

515 But for some reason these stories always seem to support "far-right conspiracies" of new directors suppressing news stories that certainly would appear if the persons involved were of the other major political party.

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2022 02:20 PM (RHGPo)

516 I see a promotion coming soon.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 29, 2022 02:28 PM (ytSiK)

517 Insaniae in uno, Insaniae in omnibus.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 29, 2022 03:01 PM (yQpMk)

518 To be fair, if I were the woman who actually owned the clothes and the bag, and they were recovered, I would not want them back. In fact, I would have them all put inside of a rocket and shot into the sun.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 29, 2022 04:30 PM (2RBkF)

519 Will a Minneapolis jury convict that?
I expect a DC jury would.

Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at November 29, 2022 04:35 PM (zSLFV)

520 I would,nt touch this freak with a 39-1/2 foot pole or a 10 t foot polls he should,nt be allowed near anyone anyone who has people wearing stupid masks and walking around on their hands and knees should be parachuted into the Himalayas

Posted by: Tamaa the DrongoBird at November 29, 2022 06:34 PM (wGqjj)

521 "Sherlock Holmes could read a person by his appearance."

"Show me your tattoos and I'll tell you your crimes..." Dr Theodore Dalrymple (former prison psychiatrist)

Maybe what Sam Brindle needs is an older male mentor who would hold Sam securely in his arms, tell him nothing can hurt him, that he's safe now, letting Sam sob; comforting a wounded, confused, prodigal lost son.

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