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Saving a freezing orphaned kitten dying on the street. He pulls through!

Birds aren't real -- the final proof.

Hot hobo tells the story of how she met her Hobo Dog.

Bouncing baby lamb becomes internet star.

Test footage for the new series I'm pitching to Crackle, The Golden Horde. Episode 2: "Belly Up to the Bar."

In Soviet Russia, bear at window eats you! Or a sandwich if you have one handy.

Born to the saddle.

I think you need to own a cocaine empire to pull these shoes off.

Magnets, how do they work?

This snake paid attention in gym class.

These babies are all super-happy because lunch is coming up.


I do this all the time, and in Hardcore Mode, too.


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1 The brother and sister video...just adorable

Posted by: Tuna at November 22, 2022 07:36 PM (gLRfa)

2 It's lonely up here

Posted by: Tuna at November 22, 2022 07:38 PM (gLRfa)

3 What?

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at November 22, 2022 07:41 PM (b+v9B)

4 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2022 07:41 PM (xhxe8)

5 Christmas lights are already up all over town.

One holdout rekitted their ten-foot Halloween skeletons with knit hats and scarves in college colors and posed them as playing touch football.

Saw a six-foot inflatable Christmas sloth for sale at the store.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 22, 2022 07:42 PM (Dc2NZ)

6 And he didn't even need a antitank missile

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2022 07:43 PM (xhxe8)

7
The frustration and anguish of "journalists" and "influencers" who have discovered that their censor light swords are fully discharged and useless once they bounced from Twitter is the funniest thing to have happened in weeks.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 22, 2022 07:43 PM (pNxlR)

8 nice set of chompers on the pup...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 22, 2022 07:44 PM (CCSxw)

9 My kid's 2nd grade teacher is worried about the Vid. She wants the kids to mask up in class. NYC has been sending home test kits.
I dont see the string in the mag video.
I have lots of boots and want a rattlesnake pair but those are creepy.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at November 22, 2022 07:44 PM (b+v9B)

10 Not sure where to slip the fiver on that pole dancer.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 22, 2022 07:44 PM (Dc2NZ)

11 Willowed:

Now, now. There's no reason to worry about moldy Beyond Meat products. Or as they will soon be known:

Beyond Meat Bleu or Beyond Roquefort.

They're still testing the names for consumer acceptance.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 22, 2022 07:45 PM (7w/vV)

12 Cute Jack! Such a happy breed!

Posted by: CN at November 22, 2022 07:45 PM (Zzbjj)

13 Those shoes would be very constricting.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 22, 2022 07:46 PM (Dc2NZ)

14 That about sums up a Jack Russell. Psychopath.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 07:47 PM (ZLI7S)

15 That is a strange looking cat! Almost like a stick figure. Glad the little one made it.

Posted by: CN at November 22, 2022 07:47 PM (Zzbjj)

16 Last video, totes adorbs.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 22, 2022 07:47 PM (Wnv9h)

17 Baby rhino needs a playmate

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2022 07:47 PM (xhxe8)

18 14 You mean sweet happy, angel

Posted by: CN at November 22, 2022 07:47 PM (Zzbjj)

19 from last thread--

I actually use TSP (and baking soda) in a re-mineralization mouthwash.
Posted by: t-bird

Does it work?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 22, 2022 07:48 PM (jI0mg)

20 12 Cute Jack! Such a happy breed!
Posted by: CN at November 22, 2022 07:45 PM (Zzbjj)

No...Jackstraw is correct.

Jack Russell's are pyscho dogs. Cute, but pyscho.

Posted by: The Borg, now playing in your backyard at November 22, 2022 07:49 PM (CCSxw)

21 /off ST:TNG bad guys

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 22, 2022 07:50 PM (CCSxw)

22 Can one of our EE or physics Morons explain that thing with the spoons and batteries?

Posted by: Oddbob at November 22, 2022 07:51 PM (nfrXX)

23 I think imma do some Christmas decorating tomorrow.

I can't wait!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 22, 2022 07:51 PM (GOUb9)

24 Why'd it have to be snakes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 22, 2022 07:52 PM (GOUb9)

25 The Hot Hobo is a new species of millennial YouTubers that live in their cars.

There's a hot female Dr. that has her own youtube channel that shows her going to various locales and going for a swim usually.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2022 07:53 PM (up/3i)

26 Saw a six-foot inflatable Christmas sloth for sale at the store.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 22, 2022 07:42 PM (Dc2NZ)


I want the giant inflatable ground sloth. Life sized is good enough for me.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2022 07:54 PM (xhaym)

27 I was just reading the twitter/mastodon thread - ROFL! On mastodon, I think all of their "federated" servers are going to devolve into the same 10 people talking to each other and not allowing anyone else in. I can hear John Cleese yelling SPLITTERZ!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 22, 2022 07:54 PM (r46W7)

28 Does it work?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest
Well, when a mama ion is very attracted to a papa anion, there is a thing that happens...

Posted by: MkY at November 22, 2022 07:54 PM (cPGH3)

29 Sigh. Shoes made me think of dresses, which made me think of Oregon Muse.

Sigh.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 22, 2022 07:54 PM (OX9vb)

30 How do fireworks fair against an F-16? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 22, 2022 07:54 PM (ftFVW)

31 backhoe vid is cool, worth remembering as a tactic ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 22, 2022 07:55 PM (AAm6o)

32 Stolen from the Bear comments:

"If you kill a human, you'll eat for a day. If you let a human live, they'll feed you until they run out of food. And then you can eat them too."
- Old Bear Proverb

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 22, 2022 07:55 PM (xxG/v)

33 Barrel Racing is beautiful.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 22, 2022 07:55 PM (AiZBA)

34 Playing golf today.
Got ran over by the golf cart.
This sucks.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 22, 2022 07:56 PM (uO+/l)

35 22 Can one of our EE or physics Morons explain that thing with the spoons and batteries?
Posted by: Oddbob at November 22, 2022 07:51 PM (nfrXX)

**********

Magic smoke. All electronics work by capturing magic smoke. When the components burn, they release the magic smoke and then no longer work.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 22, 2022 07:57 PM (xxG/v)

36 That guy with the spoon-based levitation tech? That's Uri Geller's uncle Uvi.

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at November 22, 2022 07:57 PM (24fqN)

37 22 It's a magician's trick.

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at November 22, 2022 07:57 PM (24fqN)

38 Can one of our EE or physics Morons explain that thing with the spoons and batteries?
Posted by: Oddbob at November 22, 2022 07:51 PM (nfrXX)


Very fine thread. If you look at the dime (what, the 10 Kopek coin?) you see it is "elevated" at the same point of its rim each time it goes up.

Cute trick. Don't buy stock.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2022 07:58 PM (xhaym)

39 Some good videos tonight
Lights out time, one day until the weekend

Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2022 07:58 PM (xhxe8)

40 Playing golf today.
Got ran over by the golf cart.
This sucks.
Posted by: Diogenes

I ain't gonna try to talk you out of drinking while playing golf, but damn, bro...

Posted by: MkY at November 22, 2022 07:59 PM (cPGH3)

41
Holy smokes, that little girl on the barrel horse has no fear at all.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2022 07:59 PM (MoZTd)

42 OOoo, Mary Morgan in braids, on Timcast.

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at November 22, 2022 07:59 PM (24fqN)

43 How do fireworks fair against an F-16? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Don't be a dog-face pony soldier, and think you can stand up to the Federal government.
You got an F-15?

Posted by: President Joe Biden, meatpuppet at November 22, 2022 07:59 PM (tjZg/)

44 Feeding snacks to a polar bear? Just say no!

Posted by: Tuna at November 22, 2022 07:59 PM (gLRfa)

45 Living out of one's car: weird. Looked like a photo op, too clean.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 22, 2022 07:59 PM (mCh4j)

46 People in Poland are telling Pennsylvania jokes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 22, 2022 08:00 PM (a3Q+t)

47 I don't understand the "birds aren't real" meme.

Of course they're real. People just say they aren't because they create the illusion of flight by using reflective surfaces under their so-called wings to make it look like they're suspended in air, when they are at best, jumping off of things.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2022 08:00 PM (NWBBy)

48 Does anyone have the blooper reel for that parkour video ??

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at November 22, 2022 08:00 PM (piNn3)

49 Jack Russells aren't psychos. They were specifically bred to be high-energy hunting terriers with a strong kill instinct for vermin. They are what they are.

Since they also look like cute little fuzzy- wuzzie plush toys creates confusion in peoples'
minds.

They invite a high- energy killah into their homes expecting it to be a cute little poochy-woochy lap dog.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 22, 2022 08:00 PM (7w/vV)

50
Would not have a Terrier under any circumstances. Great dogs, but unless they have a farm to run they'll turn crazy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2022 08:01 PM (MoZTd)

51 I can run around on rooftops like that- I just don't want to right now

Posted by: DB at November 22, 2022 08:01 PM (geLO8)

52 >>Can one of our EE or physics Morons explain that thing with the spoons and batteries?

It's a trick, no physics. String suspending the coin will do it. Also, arrange your 4 batteries, then drop a spinning coin the middle of the square. Remove one battery.

Reverse the video. Voila.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 22, 2022 08:01 PM (Mzdiz)

53 Does anyone have the blooper reel for that parkour video ??
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know

More like a splatter reel.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 22, 2022 08:01 PM (ftFVW)

54 >>>Whoa crazy!

You know how much you are making your mother worry?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 22, 2022 08:01 PM (gv7Yb)

55 Magic smoke. All electronics work by capturing magic smoke. When the components burn, they release the magic smoke and then no longer work.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 22, 2022 07:57 PM


This is known. When a circuit is powered up for the first time, it's known as a 'smoke test', and fails when one or more of the components release their smoke.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 22, 2022 08:01 PM (a3Q+t)

56 The brother and sister video...just adorable

Used to buy erasers like those in Chinatown.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 22, 2022 08:02 PM (i4CGk)

57 Tucker is going there again.

I hope he has a top notch security detail.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2022 08:02 PM (up/3i)

58 The spoons & batteries "trick" is bullshit. That's not how this works--that's not how any of this works...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 22, 2022 08:03 PM (S7une)

59 Watching Robert Gouveia / Watching the Watchers.

He's got a guy who fisked the entire Hunter Biden Laptop and mapped out all of the crime and org. behind the Biden Family Crime Syndicate.

Nothing new to the informed Moron...but ALL there to see.

Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2022 08:03 PM (xqOsw)

60 This should raise a few arguments:

"An artificial womb that successfully grew a baby lamb"

https://tinyurl.com/3xvj3hbe



Posted by: Javems at November 22, 2022 08:03 PM (AmoqO)

61 Bulls are jumping fools. I helped a buddy haul rodeo bulls and they could do an 8' vertical jump from a standstill from the lower lever of a trail to the upper deck. Incredible athletic ability.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 22, 2022 08:03 PM (geVLo)

62 >>>This man uses fireworks to fight off a backhoe that was supposed to demolish his house and he wins.

Hans says, "Hit it again!"

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 22, 2022 08:03 PM (gv7Yb)

63 Dunno about Jacks, but I had rat terriers and they were the best little guys ever! Still miss both of them.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 22, 2022 08:04 PM (AAm6o)

64 Used to buy erasers like those in Chinatown.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions

I laughed like a hyena, but I feel a little bit bad about it.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 22, 2022 08:04 PM (OX9vb)

65 >>This man uses fireworks to fight off a backhoe that was supposed to demolish his house and he wins.

Why the hell didn't I think of this?
--
Ford Prefect.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2022 08:04 PM (up/3i)

66 More like a splatter reel.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 22, 2022 08:01 PM (ftFVW)


You got it. Exactly.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at November 22, 2022 08:05 PM (piNn3)

67 "it's known as a 'smoke test', and fails when one or more of the components release their smoke."

When you fix the design and the prototype 'stops' smoking, that just means you haven't tested it long enough. You have merely demonstrated an unknown increase in mean time between smokes (MTBS.)

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at November 22, 2022 08:05 PM (24fqN)

68 Very fine thread. If you look at the dime (what, the 10 Kopek coin?) you see it is "elevated" at the same point of its rim each time it goes up.

Thanks. I should have known. My son was interested in amateur magic for a while.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 22, 2022 08:05 PM (nfrXX)

69 AND THE BACKHOE OPERATOR IS TOAST

Posted by: DB at November 22, 2022 08:05 PM (geLO8)

70 Anybody who marvels at the spoon magic really really needs to look up James Randi.

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at November 22, 2022 08:06 PM (24fqN)

71 >>Jack Russells aren't psychos.


Girl I knew in college had one that was completely insane for want of attention. If you held him rubbed his fur the wrong way, he would start to growl.
The more you did it, the louder he would get.
Then anything you pointed him at, when you let him go, he would just go ham on.
People, dogs, furniture...he'd just attack.

Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2022 08:07 PM (xqOsw)

72 Speaking of silly dogs and their jobs, here's Ricky Gervais on the subject... (hate the phone shape on these shorts):

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PcGx4RESy8E

Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2022 08:08 PM (NWBBy)

73 I missed out on the previous thread so here is my comment on Elon Musk. He seems to have a very sharp sense of humor as shown in his tweets. No wonder he bought Twitter to stop the censoring of comedians and jokes.

Don't the powers that be/are realize that there is no humor or fun in dictatorships such as Iran and China? Wouldn't they want to differentiate themselves from those regimes?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at November 22, 2022 08:08 PM (3JfbU)

74 "it's known as a 'smoke test', and fails when one or more of the components release their smoke."

I try to make smoke circuits on Multisim, but all I get out of that are NaNs, and those don't keep me warm.

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at November 22, 2022 08:09 PM (24fqN)

75 Aria Pearce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaUcCtbnPgY

Youtube keeps insisting on showing me track-and-field vids.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at November 22, 2022 08:09 PM (piNn3)

76 >>Jack Russells aren't psychos. They were specifically bred to be high-energy hunting terriers with a strong kill instinct for vermin. They are what they are.

My mom raised them. We had a horse farm. I know exactly what they are. They were also trained to go down foxholes after foxes. They can in fact be extremely sweet but they also posses an almost fanatical protection instinct.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 08:09 PM (ZLI7S)

77 I don't understand the "birds aren't real" meme.
Of course they're real. People just say they aren't because they create the illusion of flight by using reflective surfaces under their so-called wings to make it look like they're suspended in air, when they are at best, jumping off of things.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2022 08:00 PM (NWBBy)


The tag line for the twitter page for U.S. Ministry of Truth (USMiniTru) is:

Every time you ask if birds are real, we send another one to watch you

Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2022 08:10 PM (xhaym)

78 Aww. Big brother taking care of his little sister. Very sweet.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 22, 2022 08:10 PM (UQUAY)

79 Now OTOH, that robot bird is damn impressive.

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at November 22, 2022 08:12 PM (24fqN)

80 rat terriers, cont'd:
but yeah, not without certain hindbrain killer stuff ... the one would methodically go after the squeaker in any toy until he "killed" it ... then his brother would plant one paw on it and, equally methodical, tear it open and pull all of the polyester-fluff guts out of it.
fwiw, I rewarded this all a few times with chicken livers & gizzards for dinner, because.
loved those goofy little guys.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 22, 2022 08:13 PM (AAm6o)

81 Snakeskin boots

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 22, 2022 08:13 PM (5rBf5)

82 The tag line for the twitter page for U.S. Ministry of Truth (USMiniTru) is:

Every time you ask if birds are real, we send another one to watch you
Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2022 08:10 PM (xhaym)

We had a bird when I was a kid. Now, I'm not saying I know there's a connection, but when it died my underwear stopped disappearing from the laundry.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2022 08:14 PM (NWBBy)

83
They can in fact be extremely sweet but they also posses an almost fanatical protection instinct.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 08:09 PM (ZLI7S)


"There is a heedless, reckless pluck about the Irish Terrier which is characteristic, and which, coupled with the headlong dash, blind to all consequences, with which he rushes at his adversary, has earned for the breed the proud epithet of 'Daredevil.' He is of good temper, most affectionate, and absolutely loyal to mankind. Tender and forbearing with those he loves, this rugged, stout-hearted terrier will guard his master, his mistress and children with utter contempt for danger or hurt. His life is one continuous and eager offering of loyal and faithful companionship and devotion. He is ever on guard, and stands between his home and all that threatens." - AKC Breed Standard of the Irish Terrier

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2022 08:14 PM (MoZTd)

84 Ford Prefect.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2022 08:04 PM (up/3i)


Arthur Dent. Ford was from a small planet orbiting Betelgeuse and not from Guildford after all.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2022 08:16 PM (xhaym)

85 true dat, H7 !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 22, 2022 08:16 PM (AAm6o)

86 So, Arthur Dent should have had some roman candles on hand so none of this end of the world thing would have happened.

Be better Dentarthurdent.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 22, 2022 08:16 PM (UQUAY)

87 We've got a Jack Russell/Basenji mix. We call her our grumpy old lady. She'll come and lay next to us, and all is well, but if you twitch, she's up and growling.

With one or two exceptions, she will not allow anyone outside of the family to pet her (the exceptions are a couple of people who knew her as a puppy). We have to warn people who come over, even if she seems friendly, even if she comes over to you, or lays down next to you, do NOT try to pet her. The moment she realizes your hand is anywhere near her, she's up and snarling.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 22, 2022 08:16 PM (uPgE/)

88 "Tender and forbearing with those he loves, this rugged, stout-hearted terrier will guard his master, his mistress and children with utter contempt for danger or hurt. His life is one continuous and eager offering of loyal and faithful companionship and devotion."

All dogs breeds are like that, aren't they?

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at November 22, 2022 08:17 PM (24fqN)

89 My neighbor's Jack Russell is barking fool, because nobody gives him attention. Once in a while, I'll let him out so he can come visit. Nice little doggy.

All of my neighbors, - nine dogs, - I have never seen the owners take their dogs for a walk on a leash or play with them in the yard. Criminal.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 22, 2022 08:17 PM (geVLo)

90 Whoa crazy!

Lots of fun. Right up until it isn't.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 22, 2022 08:18 PM (KFhLj)

91 "There is a heedless, reckless pluck about the Irish Terrier which is characteristic, and which, coupled with the headlong dash, blind to all consequences, with which he rushes at his adversary, has earned for the breed the proud epithet of 'Daredevil.' He is of good temper, most affectionate, and absolutely loyal to mankind. Tender and forbearing with those he loves, this rugged, stout-hearted terrier will guard his master, his mistress and children with utter contempt for danger or hurt. His life is one continuous and eager offering of loyal and faithful companionship and devotion. He is ever on guard, and stands between his home and all that threatens." - AKC Breed Standard of the Irish Terrier
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2022 08:14 PM (MoZTd)

I read that, and in my mind I heard the voice of the announcer of the Westminster Dog Show.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 22, 2022 08:18 PM (CCSxw)

92 Them dudes jumping buildings was fun to watch, but made me feel old. I take three tries to get on a stepladder now.

of course even in my prime i would not have done that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 22, 2022 08:20 PM (UQUAY)

93
All dogs breeds are like that, aren't they?
Posted by: Let gp Sink In at November 22, 2022 08:17 PM (24fqN)


Ours would narc us out for a steak.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2022 08:20 PM (MoZTd)

94 @84

>>Arthur Dent. Ford was from a small planet orbiting Betelgeuse and not from Guildford after all.

I realized my error, literally as my finger was hitting post.

Unfortunately, the mind body connection get a little wonky as you get older.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2022 08:20 PM (up/3i)

95 >>Tender and forbearing with those he loves, this rugged, stout-hearted terrier will guard his master, his mistress and children with utter contempt for danger or hurt. His life is one continuous and eager offering of loyal and faithful companionship and devotion. He is ever on guard, and stands between his home and all that threatens.

Exactly.

I was kidding with the pyscho thing but they are both intensely loyal and sweet but also fearless and tenacious if they feel their person is in danger.

We had one I nicknamed Jaws With Paws. He looked like he never missed an arm or leg day. He adored my mom and followed her like a shadow. One day a very stout Doberman from a neighboring farm made the mistake of wandering into my mom's barn while she was in a stall working with a horse. He never made that mistake again.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 08:21 PM (ZLI7S)

96 We had a bird when I was a kid. Now, I'm not saying I know there's a connection, but when it died my underwear stopped disappearing from the laundry.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2022 08:14 PM (NWBBy)



. . . And I'm going to need some more thumbtacks and red yarn . . . Red Bull . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2022 08:22 PM (xhaym)

97 "Ours would narc us out for a steak."

I've about reached that point too. Tell the dog he's not alone.

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at November 22, 2022 08:22 PM (24fqN)

98 Elon Musk 2024-why not a second President born in Africa?

Posted by: sven at November 22, 2022 08:22 PM (Lzpvj)

99 With one or two exceptions, she will not allow anyone outside of the family to pet her (the exceptions are a couple of people who knew her as a puppy). We have to warn people who come over, even if she seems friendly, even if she comes over to you, or lays down next to you, do NOT try to pet her. The moment she realizes your hand is anywhere near her, she's up and snarling.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 22, 2022 08:16 PM (uPgE/)

No offense, but if you have a dog that is allowed to come up to visitors, I'd rather you just let me establish my relationship with the dog. If it's not going to bite, I don't care about the snarling. It'll stop, eventually.

The reason it does that with everyone is that it doesn't know not to. I'd like to be the one to teach it not to.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2022 08:22 PM (XfBY/)

100 @92

>>of course even in my prime i would not have done that.

I grew up in NYC and in the 70's when parenting was a lot looser, most kids played around on the roof tops of the apartment builds.

We were crazy and wild back then but not that crazy and wild.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2022 08:23 PM (up/3i)

101 97 Posted by: Let gp Sink In at November 22, 2022 08:22 PM (24fqN)

In defense of the dog, the right cut of steak even knowing it was drugged would make Narcan my friend.

Posted by: sven at November 22, 2022 08:23 PM (Lzpvj)

102 Now OTOH, that robot bird is damn impressive.
Posted by: Let gp Sink In at November 22, 2022 08:12 PM (24fqN)


Its a bat - no feathers.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 22, 2022 08:23 PM (eoQWY)

103 98 Elon Musk 2024-why not a second President born in Africa?
Posted by: sven at November 22, 2022 08:22 PM (Lzpvj)

*crazy guy from RoboCop*

I LIKE IT!!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 22, 2022 08:24 PM (UQUAY)

104 We had a bird when I was a kid. Now, I'm not saying I know there's a connection, but when it died my underwear stopped disappearing from the laundry.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2022 08:14 PM (NWBBy)


. . . And I'm going to need some more thumbtacks and red yarn . . . Red Bull . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2022 08:22 PM (xhaym)

The thing is, with my sisters it was never their underwear (stupid gay bird). Every now and then one of their left socks would disappear, but always just the left.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2022 08:24 PM (XfBY/)

105 100 Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2022 08:23 PM (up/3i)

We used to explore the sewer system in Dayton....

where there were live wires, methane pockets and probably bubonic plague extant.....

also the forest that was behind the project had vines as thick as my wrist we used to swing on.

The 70s were awesome.

Posted by: sven at November 22, 2022 08:25 PM (Lzpvj)

106 My sis had a Jack Russell. Sweetest darned dog ever.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 22, 2022 08:26 PM (Xrfse)

107 Oh well...

The NHL Caved to the Transgender Agenda and Will Now Learn the Same Hard Lesson the NFL Did

https://tinyurl.com/46t87dy3

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 08:26 PM (3v06p)

108 my favorite rat terrier story:
when the boys were just pups we had a chickenwire pen in the yard for them ... one early morning I came out, puppy in each arm, put them over the fence, then noticed the squirrel that was in there collecting puppy kibble about the same time they did ... squirrel took off running, bashed headfirst into the fence, 2 puppies who had just realized their mission in life on him like white on rice; backflipped, took off running the other way, bashed into the fence again, repeat it all a third time; this time the squirrel finally got enough jump going to clear the chickenwire ... and for the rest of his life woke up sweating from dreams about little black&white dogs!
LOL to the max!
did I mention how much I loved those little guys?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 22, 2022 08:27 PM (AAm6o)

109 There is no reason for a Jack to be that anti-social, even with that horrid Basenji mix.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at November 22, 2022 08:28 PM (oWBc3)

110 And as someone who has owned Jacks and has had Jack grands, I don't care who I offend.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at November 22, 2022 08:28 PM (oWBc3)

111 Elon Musk 2024-why not a second President born in Africa?
Posted by: sven at November 22, 2022 08:22 PM (Lzpvj)

They say we all came from Africa anyway. But then why not go all the way to the origin of the species, and nominate Grimes, who is from the planet XFHGE@#$TV#%CE.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2022 08:28 PM (XfBY/)

112 Does anyone have the blooper reel for that parkour video ??
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know


When they started out, there were six guys.

Posted by: mindful webworker - YouTube ate my cat video at November 22, 2022 08:28 PM (5LFjM)

113 @105

>>The 70s were awesome.

It was a wild and crazy decade.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2022 08:29 PM (up/3i)

114 Oh well...

The NHL Caved to the Transgender Agenda and Will Now Learn the Same Hard Lesson the NFL Did

https://tinyurl.com/46t87dy3
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 08:26 PM (3v06p)

*sends out bat signal for the Hansen Brothers and Paul Newman*

Fuck it. fuck it all.

I just hope the Leftists don't know how much I love Nickelback.

*leans back* *waits*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 22, 2022 08:31 PM (UQUAY)

115 My daughter was little she learned a knock-knock joke in horse riding school.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Interrupting horse

Interrupting ho...
NEIGHHHH!

Posted by: banana Dream at November 22, 2022 08:31 PM (apjrS)

116 yeah, JackStraw, that's another good point: bone, cartilage, plenty of muscle, not one extra ounce of fat.
body like a brick.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 22, 2022 08:31 PM (AAm6o)

117 NHL went woke over a decade ago. Though most of their actions toward it was happening in Canadia.

Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2022 08:32 PM (xqOsw)

118 Like the NFL, it'll lose some fans, but most will not care.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 08:33 PM (3v06p)

119 A great "laid-back" terrier for certain terrier orientation of laid-back, is the Kerry Blue Terrier.

Wonderful dog for children. Always up for an adventure and very loving with family. Needs to be with its people. Best dog evah.

It is a terrier so bred to kill larger game but not as fanatic about it in general. Even tempered with other dogs but if pushed too far it is on baby. But you'll probably never see that side of one cuz "laid-back"

Posted by: naturalfake at November 22, 2022 08:33 PM (7w/vV)

120 *looks over at kittehs*

Yeah, no dogs in this house.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 08:34 PM (3v06p)

121 >>The 70s were awesome.

It was a wild and crazy decade.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2022 08:29 PM (up/3i)

I was a kid in the 70s and 80s. The decade delineator is not absolute. I rode a bike with no brakes for far longer than I should have. Dad did not know why we went through sneakers so fast.

Life hack: put foot on ground, other foot on peddle. it works.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 22, 2022 08:35 PM (UQUAY)

122 US Consumers Are Doing Exactly What They Did Just Prior To The Crash Of 2008

"Households added $351 billion in overall debt last quarter, taking the total to $16.5 trillion, according to data released by the Federal Reserve Bank of New York on Tuesday. That’s an increase of 8.3% from a year earlier, the most since a 9.1% jump in the first quarter of 2008. The debt figures aren’t adjusted for inflation."

https://tinyurl.com/3awkyc3s

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 08:36 PM (3v06p)

123 >>> Does anyone have the blooper reel for that parkour video ??
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at November 22, 2022 08:00 PM (piNn3)


youtu.be/0Kvw2BPKjz0

Posted by: banana Dream at November 22, 2022 08:36 PM (apjrS)

124 I was a kid in the 70s and 80s. The decade delineator is not absolute.
__


1980 was like a lightswitch being turned on for me, which also pretty much ended any remnant of innocence.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 08:38 PM (3v06p)

125 Yeah, everybody thinks the brother/sister video is so cute. Notice that they don't show the rest of the video where she takes a bite. Why is that? Because her brother dipped that thing in Tabasco sauce. Why is that? Because that's what brothers do. It is the way of the world.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 22, 2022 08:38 PM (3ImbR)

126 >>yeah, JackStraw, that's another good point: bone, cartilage, plenty of muscle, not one extra ounce of fat.
body like a brick.

I actually love the dogs. They are endlessly entertaining and full of life but I wouldn't own one unless I had the time and space to let them be themselves.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 08:39 PM (ZLI7S)

127 The New York Fed is telling us that there are now 555 million open credit card accounts in this country.

But only 329 million people live here.

That is madness.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 08:39 PM (3v06p)

128 4 babies….wow. Good evening, all!

Posted by: Piper at November 22, 2022 08:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

129 Average American: Are there any black pro hockey players?

NHL: Look! A tranny squirrel! Sign xer up!

Posted by: Candidus at November 22, 2022 08:39 PM (rvIpH)

130 As I said in the YouTube video with the polar bear: "Later it was learned that they were so drunk, they thought they were feeding their neighbor's dog."

Posted by: NR Pax at November 22, 2022 08:40 PM (Z7Jj3)

131 I was a kid in the 70s and 80s. The decade delineator is not absolute.
__


1980 was like a lightswitch being turned on for me, which also pretty much ended any remnant of innocence.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 08:38 PM (3v06p)

I grew up in Cody, Wyoming. We were pretty much a half decade behind all the time.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 22, 2022 08:40 PM (UQUAY)

132 Average American: I'm sorry that was not very inclusive of me. Are there any African-American-Canadian pro hockey players?

Posted by: Candidus at November 22, 2022 08:41 PM (rvIpH)

133 Now these are crocs
https://is.gd/u2cy1D

Posted by: Ciampino --- Recursion -- see Recursion at November 22, 2022 08:43 PM (qfLjt)

134 Do black people even wear Crocs?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 08:45 PM (3v06p)

135 Can one of our EE or physics Morons explain that thing with the spoons and batteries?
Posted by: Oddbob at November 22, 2022 07:51 PM (nfrXX)

It's an illusion. There is no circuit there. There are devices called "repulsion" coils, run on AC, that will fling a non-magnetic conductor away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 08:46 PM (arRHj)

136 134 Do black people even wear Crocs?
Posted by: SMH

LOL, my granddaughter had some on when I saw her a couple of weeks ago. So, yeah, I guess so!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 22, 2022 08:47 PM (OX9vb)

137 LOL, my granddaughter had some on when I saw her a couple of weeks ago. So, yeah, I guess so!
Posted by: April
___

Neither my kids not grandkids, nor their friends wear Crocs, that's why i asked.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 08:48 PM (3v06p)

138 >>>Do black people even wear Crocs?

>Only when they get to the Chicago bathhouse for a little quality time.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 22, 2022 08:49 PM (geVLo)

139 Neither my kids not grandkids, nor their friends wear Crocs, that's why i asked.
Posted by: SMH

I was a little surprised. Heh.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 22, 2022 08:50 PM (OX9vb)

140 >>Do black people even wear Crocs?

LeBron does.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 08:51 PM (ZLI7S)

141 Most of us on the bottom of the totem pole can't do much beyond praying.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 07:06 PM (9KRwM)
-----------------------

So, you don't believe the power of prayer is much?
What if that prayer is joined by a multitude is it better?
What about the aura of a praying person when he interacts with another; the cashier at the grocery etc.?
Maybe you're more powerful than you give credit.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 22, 2022 08:52 PM (+wfSw)

142 Florida Republican Legislature Considering State Law Change Allowing DeSantis to Run for President

https://tinyurl.com/53jwm5ep

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 08:52 PM (3v06p)

143 In fairness to the Jack Russell, would you want some fat, white boy rubbing his nipple on you neck?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 22, 2022 08:53 PM (geVLo)

144 Crocs are solid footwear, I wear sherpa lined Crocs as slippers.

The hierarchy of footwear is..

Red Wings
Cole Hann
Merrell's
Crocs

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2022 08:54 PM (up/3i)

145 Whoa crazy!
-

I do that all the time in Assassin's Creed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 22, 2022 08:56 PM (FVME7)

146 @142

>>Florida Republican Legislature Considering State Law Change Allowing DeSantis to Run for President

This is sheer madness.

DeSantis abandoning Florida for a run at the Capitol City is incredibly pointless and stupid.

But, I guess he's really going to do it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2022 08:56 PM (up/3i)

147 You've just gotta show 'em who's boss.

https://bit.ly/3F4GTzP

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 22, 2022 08:58 PM (FVME7)

148 I hate this notebook. The keyboard has a horrible delay, and my editor is day-drinking and napping.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 22, 2022 08:58 PM (geVLo)

149 So, you don't believe the power of prayer is much?
What if that prayer is joined by a multitude is it better?
What about the aura of a praying person when he interacts with another; the cashier at the grocery etc.?
Maybe you're more powerful than you give credit.

Posted by: Braenyard
___

Speaking from a financial POV, since we don't have financial advisers and such, so prayers and simple budgeting is pretty much all we got.
God looks out for us, since He's the only one I trust.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 09:00 PM (3v06p)

150 Not sure what the black hockey player discussion was above, but yes there have been/are (?) several black NHL players. Just saw an AHL game Friday, Grand Rapids team had a black player.

First black NHL player ever was Willie O'Ree, who was the fan favorite of the old WHL San Diego Gulls*, and stayed in the area for years (bought hockey sticks from him at a local sporting goods store back in the day, very personable guy). He was incredibly *fast* and exciting as a player. His number is the only one retired and hanging in the arena where the current incarnation of the Gulls play.

One of the best/most revealing little items. In the newspaper (Boston Globe?) story on his debut with the Bruins back in the 60s, in which of course the big deal was his being first black player in an NHL uniform, he was asked directly about this. His response was pretty much "well yeah I guess that's true, but to me the big deal is getting to play, not really focused on that part". How far society has fallen from that.

* back then they introduced each player individually before the game - the roar for Willie started early, by the time he skated out to the blue line, couldn't hear the announcer

Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2022 09:00 PM (OTzUX)

151 Can one of our EE or physics Morons explain that thing with the spoons and batteries?
Posted by: Oddbob at November 22, 2022 07:51 PM (nfrXX)

It's an illusion. There is no circuit there. There are devices called "repulsion" coils, run on AC, that will fling a non-magnetic conductor away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-----

Yeah, the batteries are just showmanship. What aren't seen are the electronics under the table. Induced eddy currents in the coin are producing their own magnetic field.

IMHO

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2022 09:00 PM (XsjQp)

152 Matt Walsh apology to the trannies:

https://bit.ly/3UWEI6G

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 22, 2022 09:01 PM (Bd6X8)

153 Imagine if the biggest country in our neighboring continent was going through weeks of mass protests over election fraud by "rightwing extremists". Think it might make the news every now and then?

This has been going on for weeks in Brazil and it's not slowing down. Seen a lot of this on the news?

https://tinyurl.com/yv4csf9v

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 09:01 PM (ZLI7S)

154 I hate this notebook. The keyboard has a horrible delay, and my editor is day-drinking and napping.
Posted by: Dr. Bone
--------

Sometimes, our store-and-forward software gets bogged down.

Posted by: Bob, at the NSA at November 22, 2022 09:02 PM (XsjQp)

155 If you go through period High School yearbooks here in the midwest, the 1960s were all buzzcuts.

The long hair and jean jackets, potheads, didn't hit until about 1970 or thereabouts.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 22, 2022 09:02 PM (haV5y)

156 FL has a law preventing governors from running for prez? Huh?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2022 09:02 PM (OTzUX)

157 FL has a law preventing governors from running for prez? Huh?
Posted by: rhomboid
___

"Under current Florida law, if DeSantis were to run for president then he would have to resign his post as governor — even if he eventually lost the presidency. Candidates have 10 days to resign after they qualify for federal office, but how exactly that is defined when it comes to the presidency isn’t clear and has been open to different interpretations, according to The Miami Herald."

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 09:03 PM (3v06p)

158 Mask Mandates Could Make Return After HHS Report Says Masking Should Be Encouraged Or Mandated

nope
nada
no fucking way

I will live under bridge

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 22, 2022 09:03 PM (BRHaw)

159 " Does anyone have the blooper reel for that parkour video ?"

ha .. over ten years, 47% of those extreme parkour participants die a terrible death, when their jumps don't go as planned. But ignore that ... keep reducing the population of extremists ... natural selection.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 22, 2022 09:03 PM (Cus5s)

160 It looks as if that little girl's legs are strapped to the saddle, hope that's not so.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 22, 2022 09:03 PM (+wfSw)

161 134 Do black people even wear Crocs?
Posted by: SMH at

The ones out here do. And they bling them out with all kinds of shiny, sparkly gauche crap. And they are fur lined. With LV and Gucci pins. It's so stupid.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 22, 2022 09:04 PM (U2p+3)

162 156 I think they require you to give up your present office, if you run for another. Looking at you, Katie Hobbs.

Posted by: Toni at November 22, 2022 09:04 PM (PgM6e)

163 65 >>This man uses fireworks to fight off a backhoe that was supposed to demolish his house and he wins.

Why the hell didn't I think of this?
--
Ford Prefect.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2022 08:04 PM (up/3i)
----
I remember the Prefect, many in East Africa. I don't get the connection though.

Posted by: Ciampino - PIC is good at November 22, 2022 09:07 PM (qfLjt)

164 The ones out here do. And they bling them out with all kinds of shiny, sparkly gauche crap. And they are fur lined. With LV and Gucci pins. It's so stupid.
Posted by: nurse ratched
___

Ooookay.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 09:07 PM (3v06p)

165 @163

>>I remember the Prefect, many in East Africa. I don't get the connection though.

It's not a Prefect it's a Dent, potato potato.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2022 09:08 PM (up/3i)

166 This man uses fireworks to fight off a backhoe that was supposed to demolish his house and he wins.

Why the hell didn't I think of this?
--
Ford Prefect.
---
You are thinking of Arthur Dent. It was HIS house that was about to be demolished when Ford Prefect dragged him off to get drunk...before the entire Earth was demolished.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 22, 2022 09:08 PM (BpYfr)

167 That tree climbing snake, is it a rattler?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 22, 2022 09:08 PM (+wfSw)

168 White Stripes Singer Deletes Twitter Account, Says Elon Musk is ‘Absolutely Disgusting’ for Reinstating Trump’s Account

If the lead singer of White Stripes it me on the ass I would not know who he was!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 22, 2022 09:09 PM (BRHaw)

169 31 backhoe vid is cool, worth remembering as a tactic ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 22, 2022 07:55 PM (AAm6o)
----
Rather large for a backhoe, more like an excavator.

Posted by: Ciampino -- PIC is good at November 22, 2022 09:09 PM (qfLjt)

170 Mask Mandates Could Make Return After HHS Report Says Masking Should Be Encouraged Or Mandated
nope
Posted by: rhennigantx

I signed up with a new medical group in my new location. The hospital and doctors' building has big signs out front that they are without shits to give regarding masking in the building for patients (and staff can also chose to go A cappella (within certain limitations) too).

Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2022 09:10 PM (OQM6D)

171 nope
nada
no fucking way


Didn't do it the first time and there's no way in hell I'll bow down to another one of these manufactured "public health emergencies".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 22, 2022 09:11 PM (Xrfse)

172 555 M credit cards -- BFD. Most adults have 3 or more credit cards, even if they only use 1 most of the time.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 22, 2022 09:11 PM (S7une)

173 Thanks SMH and others for the FL info. Didn't know about that.

An entirely different discussion of course, but why the F Heavy D would run this cycle, given all the considerations, is beyond me. Then again most of what passes for "politics" and governance in the US now is beyond me.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2022 09:11 PM (OTzUX)

174 @166

>>You are thinking of Arthur Dent. It was HIS house that was about to be demolished when Ford Prefect dragged him off to get drunk...before the entire Earth was demolished.

Yes, I've already confessed my error, it's all becoming a jumble in my brain at this point and it's just Nixon and this g-d damned war.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2022 09:11 PM (up/3i)

175 Balloons might be cheaper than fireworks.

Posted by: Carl Fredricksen, up up and away at November 22, 2022 09:12 PM (E78bp)

176 Yeah, the batteries are just showmanship. What aren't seen are the electronics under the table. Induced eddy currents in the coin are producing their own magnetic field.

IMHO
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2022 09:00 PM (XsjQp)

It would have to be a hell of a focused repulsion coil to act only on the coin, and not affect the spoons or batteries, which have metal jackets. I'll buy the thread explanation. Use bright green thread, and then tell the digital camera (or video processor) to simply not see that shade of green. Like green screen videos...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 09:12 PM (W76EW)

177 AZ

The race for State Mine Inspector received 1,674,717 votes for Paul Marsh, a Republican who ran unopposed.

This is more votes than any other statewide candidate received.

So that about 6 or 7 races down the ticket!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 22, 2022 09:12 PM (BRHaw)

178 White Stripes Singer Deletes Twitter Account

Oh, noes. Whatever shall we do?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 22, 2022 09:12 PM (Xrfse)

179 Mask Mandates Could Make Return After HHS Report Says Masking Should Be Encouraged Or Mandated

What the hell with these fuckers??

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at November 22, 2022 09:13 PM (nxdel)

180 crips wear blue crocs. bloods wear red crocs.

Posted by: double whammy at November 22, 2022 09:13 PM (EF8GF)

181 “These complaints go beyond pure speculation, but include first-hand witness accounts that raise concerns regarding Maricopa’s lawful compliance with Arizona election law,” the letter said, asking for a response before Nov. 28. Gates, in an interview with local media, said his office would comply.

Just a couple low level volunteer poll workers, lone wolfs. No way to know who. We promise to do better.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 22, 2022 09:13 PM (hzll9)

182 ha fucking ha ha

Even A Town Hall With Mike Pence Can’t Lift CNN Out Of 3rd Place In The Ratings

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 22, 2022 09:15 PM (BRHaw)

183 The hospital and doctors' building has big signs out front that they are without shits to give regarding masking in the building for patients

I wish my hospital would give them up. I have a feeling they never will.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at November 22, 2022 09:15 PM (nxdel)

184 What the hell with these fuckers??
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at November 22, 2022 09:13 PM (nxdel)

180 crips wear blue crocs. bloods wear red crocs.
Posted by: double whammy at November 22, 2022 09:13 PM (EF8GF)

made me laugh

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 22, 2022 09:16 PM (BRHaw)

185 @177

>>So that about 6 or 7 races down the ticket!

It's old man Marsh, everybody love's old man Marsh.

In other news apparently on of the counties in AZ returned, EXACTLY, 10 pct more ballots than registered voters.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2022 09:16 PM (up/3i)

186 Hobo girl gained a bit of weight since I first saw a video of her a year or so ago when I came across her YouTube while searching small RVs. She didn't have hobo dog at the time.

Posted by: polynikes at November 22, 2022 09:16 PM (pBEqG)

187 White Stripes Singer Deletes Twitter Account

Oh, noes. Whatever shall we do?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 22, 2022 09:12 PM (Xrfse)

Jon Schaffer gives no fucks.

I shall not elaborate. Bingle it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 22, 2022 09:16 PM (UQUAY)

188 Hey, Ace!

Murray Head first rose to fame playing Judas Iscariot in Jesus Christ Superstar way back in the day (1971)...

https://tinyurl.com/2s3n5xwz

Posted by: Mr. Right at November 22, 2022 09:17 PM (Rewwz)

189 White Stripes Singer Deletes Twitter Account

Oh, noes. Whatever shall we do?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 22, 2022 09:12 PM (Xrfse)

I think I heard one of their "songs" once. It was whiny and annoying.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 09:17 PM (W76EW)

190 >>That tree climbing snake, is it a rattler?

Boa seems more likely. The Amazon is chock full of tree climbing snakes and most of them are Boas of some variety.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 09:17 PM (ZLI7S)

191 One of my doctors still wears a mask and greets me by knocking elbows--I kid you not. Nice guy, but good grief, get over that f'ing shit.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 22, 2022 09:18 PM (S7une)

192 Jack White has built a bigger 15 minutes of fame off of one stinking song than probably anyone else in music history.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2022 09:18 PM (up/3i)

193 It would have to be a hell of a focused repulsion coil to act only on the coin, and not affect the spoons or batteries, which have metal jackets. I'll buy the thread explanation. Use bright green thread, and then tell the digital camera (or video processor) to simply not see that shade of green. Like green screen videos...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 09:12 PM (W76EW)
-----
Yep. The way the coin moves, it looks exactly like it's hanging from a thread of some kind.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 22, 2022 09:18 PM (BpYfr)

194 six-foot inflatable Christmas sloth

Local Menards has 3 foot tall plastic llamas.
Only 80$

Posted by: DaveA at November 22, 2022 09:19 PM (FhXTo)

195 Pence Continues to Tease 2024 Run, Says He is Giving it ‘Prayerful Consideration’ and There Will Be ‘Better Options’ Than Trump

Pence would sell your 13 YO daughters to a bus load of 15 YO boys in 90 days credit!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 22, 2022 09:19 PM (BRHaw)

196 white stripes, the band that couldn't afford a bass player.

Posted by: double whammy at November 22, 2022 09:19 PM (EF8GF)

197 @194

>>Local Menards has 3 foot tall plastic llamas.
Only 80$


I WANT A LLAMA!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2022 09:20 PM (up/3i)

198 My isolation from the US "press" is pretty impressive, thus I am forced to axe questions like this: was there anything at all about the murder of 10 Russian POWs by Uke forces last week? Video exists, it's not pleasant, and looks legit. Russkis naturally have raised heck with the usual suspects (of whom only the ICRC would be compelled to respond, unless they're back to toying with trashing their hard-earned status and reputation, as they did after 9/11).

Just wondering if this rather significant story had even merited a mention in the cartoonish propaganda for retards that now passes for "news" in the US.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2022 09:20 PM (OTzUX)

199
Audio of Captain Patrick Ford conking out seconds after take-off:

https://tinyurl.com/2ht823lm

SADS. Sudden indeed. Mid-sentence to air traffic control.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 22, 2022 09:20 PM (Mzdiz)

200 Please tell me that none of you guys are falling for that stupid spoons+battery bullshit. It's on a string.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 22, 2022 09:21 PM (S7une)

201 I bought a pair of crocs when I was doing the Moron Still Life painting as part of the model. Admittedly I do use them now when I have to step outside quickly for a brief second. I even make it worse because I have my socks on.

Posted by: polynikes at November 22, 2022 09:21 PM (pBEqG)

202 @199

>>SADS. Sudden indeed. Mid-sentence to air traffic control.

Sometimes when The Universe calls you home, it's like, NOW!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2022 09:21 PM (up/3i)

203 Local Menards has 3 foot tall plastic llamas.
Only 80$
Posted by: DaveA at November 22, 2022 09:19 PM (FhXTo)

If a local pervert assaults one of them would he be a llama-ramming ding-dong?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 09:21 PM (W76EW)

204 In other news apparently on of the counties in AZ returned, EXACTLY, 10 pct more ballots than registered voters.

That would be the Dem controlled Pima county. Home of the execrable Raul Grijalva.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 22, 2022 09:21 PM (Bd6X8)

205 I am annoyed that I have to go to the office tomorrow.

A four day weekend is not enough!

I am 29. I deserve better.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 22, 2022 09:22 PM (UQUAY)

206 Whit Stripes may be in the top 5 of all-time stupidest names for a band. IMO.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 22, 2022 09:22 PM (Xrfse)

207 Mask Mandates Could Make Return After HHS Report Says Masking Should Be Encouraged Or Mandated

What the hell with these fuckers??
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer
___

Jewells!

It's all about control.
And they're not about to give it up.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 09:22 PM (3v06p)

208 @206

>>Whit Stripes may be in the top 5 of all-time stupidest names for a band. IMO.

** Looking Around Pensively **
--
The Black Keys.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2022 09:23 PM (up/3i)

209 CA High School Teacher, Former Teachers’ Union President and Gay Club Advisor Caught Soliciting Underage Boy

Who is every gay club adviser EVA, alex?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 22, 2022 09:24 PM (BRHaw)

210 I am annoyed that I have to go to the office tomorrow.

Same here. Ugh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 22, 2022 09:24 PM (Xrfse)

211 >>I bought a pair of crocs when I was doing the Moron Still Life painting as part of the model. Admittedly I do use them now when I have to step outside quickly for a brief second. I even make it worse because I have my socks on.

It's ok, nobody is going to judge you for being gay.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 09:25 PM (ZLI7S)

212 I don't see why there's any controversy over that coin trick. At about 40 seconds you can the string showing up against the guys shirt.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 22, 2022 09:25 PM (Bd6X8)

213 The mask thing is bad enough in how it provides instant concrete reasons to regard people as stupid, ignorant, or mentally ill (we're not talking dust or other work-related situations).

But the doctors and medical staff, wow. One has to just switch on the poker face (by now needed for so much of what one encounters) and keep saying to oneself "OK, OK, but this guy actually does know his dermatology, or how to read the numbers on your blood test, or .... so just play along". Those who've ever wondered what it was like to be a sane, or reasonable, or thinking person in something like the USSR now have the chance to experience it.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2022 09:25 PM (OTzUX)

214 @210

>>Same here. Ugh.

I haven't worked in an office since September of 2019, before the pandemic.

It's been, alright.

But the never ending Teams and WebEx calls are getting on my last good nerve.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2022 09:26 PM (up/3i)

215 Nikki Delventhal is the gal living in a Prius. She was an NFL cheerleader, model, celeb hair stylist, and something else. Has a website among other internet locals. So she is pretty and fit. Also, rich. How else can she afford a vagabond lifestyle. She's gone overseas quite a bit. She manages her money pretty well I guess. I have pondered living in an RV sometime in the future but that's all I've done. Pondered it. It is enticing though. Living in a car is a no go.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 22, 2022 09:26 PM (sAmhv)

216 122 US Consumers Are Doing Exactly What They Did Just Prior To The Crash Of 2008
"Households added $351 billion in overall debt last quarter,
...
That’s an increase of 8.3% from a year earlier, ...
https://tinyurl.com/3awkyc3s
Posted by: SMH
------------------------

Considering real inflation at 10%, consumers have actually cut down on purchases.
What we're looking at is debt burden the
US Govt has put onto American households.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 22, 2022 09:27 PM (+wfSw)

217 Is there same-day registration in AZ? (an atrocity, in any case, but that's another discussion)

Otherwise by what trickeration can you have more ballots than registered voters?

Note: no fair calling Phila or Chicago or Wayne County to get the answer.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2022 09:28 PM (OTzUX)

218 Whit Stripes may be in the top 5 of all-time stupidest names for a band. IMO.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 22, 2022 09:22 PM (Xrfse)

Toad the Wet Sprocket?
Weezer?
Semenal Fluids?
Sponge?
Slayer?
Dimmu Borgir?
Peter Frampton?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 22, 2022 09:28 PM (UQUAY)

219 Is there same-day registration in AZ? (an atrocity, in any case, but that's another discussion)

There's not supposed to be. Can't say what fuckery happens in blue areas though.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 22, 2022 09:29 PM (Bd6X8)

220 Some limited shopping today. Still cannot believe the total when you check out. Not getting used to it.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2022 09:29 PM (OTzUX)

221 Posted by: Puddleglum at November 22, 2022 09:26 PM (sAmhv)

I had all kind of plans on how to trick out an F-150 for the purposes of doing what's she's doing. That 2 year Covid bullshit blew a lot of plans and not just mine.

Posted by: polynikes at November 22, 2022 09:30 PM (pBEqG)

222 Whit Stripes may be in the top 5 of all-time stupidest names for a band. IMO.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Epic name?

Phil Dirt and the Dozers

Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2022 09:30 PM (OQM6D)

223 107 Oh well...

The NHL Caved to the Transgender Agenda and Will Now Learn the Same Hard Lesson the NFL Did

https://tinyurl.com/46t87dy3

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 08:26 PM (3v06p)
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NHL is slammed for telling fan 'trans women are women' after he asked why 'men are playing on a women's team?' in response to tournament made up entirely of trans and non-binary players

https://mol.im/a/11458899

Posted by: Ciampino -- what's a puck's gender? at November 22, 2022 09:30 PM (qfLjt)

224 Good grief. Breitbart comment section is as bad as any left-wing site with the censoring. Wonder if its the lefties there flagging your comments for no reason that draws attention. Sure would like to know how that works when it has to go through an approval process. Sometimes I wish this place had a format like Disqus, other times glad it doesn't.

Posted by: JROD (Rick Perry/Scott Walker 2024) at November 22, 2022 09:30 PM (IlL6s)

225 Hey ACE

Balenciaga

Just apologized for child fucking.

Not really they hired a lawyer!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 22, 2022 09:31 PM (BRHaw)

226 @215

>>It is enticing though.

Most jurisdictions will not let you overnight on the street, so a lot of people end up parking in Walmart parking lots.

I'm a rooted person so this sort of lifestyle will have to be enjoyed by watching others, Walk The Earth like Cane in Kung Fu.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2022 09:31 PM (up/3i)

227 It used to be that we were lamenting the fact that only 40% or less of the electorate would show up to vote, even for the presidential election. So give Pima Co. some credit here--they've gotten 110% voter participation! True patriots and civil minded folk there...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 22, 2022 09:31 PM (S7une)

228 Otherwise by what trickeration can you have more ballots than registered voters?

Note: no fair calling Phila or Chicago or Wayne County to get the answer.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2022 09:28 PM (OTzUX)

Graveyards and empty lots have to vote, too. Fraud is the only explanation that makes sense.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 09:31 PM (W76EW)

229 I haven't worked in an office since September of 2019, before the pandemic. It's been, alright.

When The Great Wu Panic first hit, we transitioned to work-from-home. I will admit that it was kind of an enjoyable novelty at first. After a few weeks, we all voted to start coming back in to the office. Never looked back.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 22, 2022 09:31 PM (Xrfse)

230 My footwear hierarchy:
Lucchese
Tony Lama
Justin
Merrell
SAS
Mephisto

Posted by: Quint at November 22, 2022 09:32 PM (qeRdX)

231 Sometimes when The Universe calls you home, it's like, NOW!!!!
Posted by: Thomas
___

When GOD calls you home...

The universe is His creation.

Don't get it twisted.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 09:32 PM (3v06p)

232 Tomorrow is my Friday. Son #1 is driving here. Son #2 may have to work T-Day, but will be home for dinner. we plan on a later dinner.

I have certain fondness for my wife and sons.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 22, 2022 09:32 PM (UQUAY)

233 This has been going on for weeks in Brazil and it's not slowing down. Seen a lot of this on the news?
https://tinyurl.com/yv4csf9v
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 09:01 PM (ZLI7S)


It is barely noticed on the Brazilian sites I mooch around at either. I wonder what Brazilian twitter looks like

Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2022 09:32 PM (xhaym)

234 It's ok, nobody is going to judge you for being gay.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 09:25 PM (ZLI7S)

( insert witty comeback here)

Posted by: polynikes at November 22, 2022 09:33 PM (pBEqG)

235 They play to 0-0 really??

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 22, 2022 09:33 PM (BRHaw)

236 Slayer was not even close to Black Sabbath or Judas Priest. People thought you were insane for buying these LPs. Especially when you're in grade-school.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 22, 2022 09:34 PM (geVLo)

237 @217

>>Otherwise by what trickeration can you have more ballots than registered voters?

Apparently in Arizona you can pretty much go anywhere and vote, you're not tied to a precinct or polling place like most places.

Essentially the election laws in Arizona were set up to produce massively fraudulent elections.

And it seems to have worked out the way they planned it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2022 09:34 PM (up/3i)

238 218 Whit Stripes may be in the top 5 of all-time stupidest names for a band. IMO.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 22, 2022 09:22 PM (Xrfse)

Toad the Wet Sprocket?
Weezer?
Semenal Fluids?
Sponge?
Slayer?
Dimmu Borgir?
Peter Frampton?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 22, 2022 09:28 PM
I like Islands In The Sun by Weezer.

Posted by: Eromero at November 22, 2022 09:34 PM (0OP+5)

239 It is barely noticed on the Brazilian sites I mooch around at either. I wonder what Brazilian twitter looks like
Posted by: Kindltot

Closely shaved?

Just taking a wild guess though.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2022 09:34 PM (OQM6D)

240 I haven't worked in an office on over 20 years. All of those hours I didn't spend commuting have given me enormous freedom and I detested being in office and all the bullshit when I did.

I would never go back for any amount of money.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 09:35 PM (ZLI7S)

241 Actually Angzarr it's 110% of registration, not total eligible voters. But the basic question remains. Without same-day registration, I can't think of a way this is possible.

But we're in a shambolic Third World soft authoritarian crap hole now when it comes to elections, so gotta recalibrate.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2022 09:35 PM (OTzUX)

242 117 NHL went woke over a decade ago. Though most of their actions toward it was happening in Canadia.

Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2022 08:32 PM (xqOsw)
----
If pedophilia becomes 'norm', will those coaches and trainers currently serving prison time, be released?

Posted by: Ciampino - what's a puck's gender? at November 22, 2022 09:35 PM (qfLjt)

243 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 22, 2022 09:32 PM (UQUAY)
___

Just the hubby and I Thursday (and Facetime with the eldest); Saturday is with the g-babies and their mom and dad.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 09:35 PM (3v06p)

244 >>( insert witty comeback here)

You knew I had to. You leave a hanging curve over the plate like that.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 09:36 PM (ZLI7S)

245 @231

>>Don't get it twisted.

Well sure, G-d is the Prime Mover and controlling authority of The Universe.

So it's not too subtly implied when The Universe calls you home, it's G-d calling you home.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2022 09:38 PM (up/3i)

246 I'm going to my friends for Thanksgiving and the wife just texted me to remind me to bring my Tupperware to take home leftovers. I've got some good friends.

Posted by: polynikes at November 22, 2022 09:38 PM (pBEqG)

247 That little girl* on the horse wasn't wearing a helmet.

I'm sure the authorities have been alerted.

*she's got talent

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 22, 2022 09:38 PM (JOtiF)

248 Well untethering voting from registered location/polling places could produce overages in certain areas I suppose.

Trying to imagine the rationale for doing that. The stupid broad-brush "make it easier to vote" doesn't pass the first laugh test. Voting is very easy. And permanent (and secured) absentee has existed for years, with no reason to worry about impact on process integrity - for those who need an alternative.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2022 09:38 PM (OTzUX)

249 All of those hours I didn't spend commuting have given me enormous freedom and I detested being in office and all the bullshit when I did.

The commuting is becoming economically problematic for me. Thanks FJB. On the other hand, we are a small firm and everyone gets along famously. We actually enjoy being and working together in a "live" environment.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 22, 2022 09:38 PM (Xrfse)

250 I like Islands In The Sun by Weezer.
Posted by: Eromero at November 22, 2022 09:34 PM (0OP+5)

No, I like Weezer. Just, some band names are weird.

Alice Cooper. Dumb name. Great band. Complicated history. lots of baggage. Wait.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 22, 2022 09:39 PM (UQUAY)

251 ok now I see the string- so plain I don't know how I missed it

Posted by: DB at November 22, 2022 09:39 PM (geLO8)

252 rhomboid -- point taken. But getting even 50% of registered voters to vote in an off year election use to be considered a really high turnout. So 110% of pre-election-day registered voters, even with same-day registration, is utterly ridiculous. No way other than just plain outright massive fraud.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 22, 2022 09:40 PM (S7une)

253 I half way abandoned the NHL when the Flyers removed Kate Smith .

Posted by: polynikes at November 22, 2022 09:40 PM (pBEqG)

254 The commuting is becoming economically problematic for me. Thanks FJB. On the other hand, we are a small firm and everyone gets along famously. We actually enjoy being and working together in a "live" environment.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
___

Must be nice.

Hub has to spend 200 bucks a weeks for fuel...and it's not getting any cheaper.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 09:41 PM (mVFGK)

255 Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 22, 2022 09:40 PM (S7une)

It's claimed that the 2020 Presidential election turnout was over 90% of registered voters.

Posted by: polynikes at November 22, 2022 09:41 PM (pBEqG)

256 I am trying a new doctor, and I had to fill out a questionnaire. Plenty of questions about coof and flu vaxx. I don't expect any nonsense but I am wondering.

These fuckers aren't even sorry for all the pain they caused.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 22, 2022 09:42 PM (ybIRR)

257 @249

>>The commuting is becoming economically problematic for me.

Fortunately, I can expense my fuel and travel costs.

The biggest problem I have with working from home is that endless Teams calls are required to hash out a problem or issue that could have been easily resolved in 10 minutes if we were all in the same room looking at the System Functionals, Riser Drawings and Elevations together.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2022 09:43 PM (up/3i)

258 We were invited to my nieces for TD this year. She lives just down the street from our old place. So, four out of my five sons will be traveling to get there and we got in town today. My Brother (niece's Dad) and all of his other children and their kids will be there also.

We may go look for a ham tomorrow to take. It should be a blast with a cast of thousands.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2022 09:43 PM (OQM6D)

259 Have fun, Tonypete.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 09:44 PM (mVFGK)

260 I'm working Wednesday through Sunday....so....Mrs. E says we cook Thanksgiving meal on Monday. Can't wait to just be working together in the kitchen, just the two of us. We'll eat around 400pm and pass out around 500pm. Ahhhhh..

Posted by: Eromero at November 22, 2022 09:44 PM (0OP+5)

261 These fuckers aren't even sorry for all the pain they caused.

Not at all. For most, it was a huge windfall.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 22, 2022 09:44 PM (Xrfse)

262 Long ago I learned how economical it is to live within walking distance of work.

Posted by: davidt at November 22, 2022 09:44 PM (oTZbj)

263 This has been going on for weeks in Brazil and it's not slowing down. Seen a lot of this on the news?

https://tinyurl.com/yv4csf9v
Posted by: JackStraw
---------------------------

Lost the address of a lady, just unblocked by Elon, who is relentless. She was taping people with Company Logos passing out thousands of dollars of supplies.

Being a twitter fud haven't found another locals site.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 22, 2022 09:46 PM (+wfSw)

264 I actually work more when I'm working from home. If I have to spend an hour and a half commuting (total), I really don't feel like doing anything but relaxing when I get home. Working from home, I can take a little break and get back to it, and typically put in at least an hour extra of work that would have been wasted commuting.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 22, 2022 09:46 PM (S7une)

265 1000s Of Cattle Are Disappearing From The US Food Supply Chain As Global Starvation Plan Accelerates

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTWS9SUwvj8

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 09:46 PM (mVFGK)

266 Jack White is an astounding musician. It kills me he is completely pozzed.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 22, 2022 09:46 PM (ybIRR)

267 Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2022 09:43 PM (OQM6D)

Does this type of get together happen every Thanksgiving? If not , this sounds like one for the books.

Posted by: polynikes at November 22, 2022 09:47 PM (pBEqG)

268 @Tampax

Official
You're in their DMs. We're in them.
We are not the same.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 22, 2022 09:47 PM (BRHaw)

269 We should have a voting age of 18 and use the purple thumb approach. Military serving abroad, expatriates, and shut ins should be able to apply for absentee ballots.

We live on n a country were you can join the infantry at 17, but can’t buy a can of dip for four more years. Pot is legal in half the states, but buying cigs at the supermarket reminds one of the opening of the tv show Get Smart.


Voting should be so hard that it forces someone to decide they want to vote, and then do it.

Posted by: Quint at November 22, 2022 09:47 PM (qeRdX)

270 >>The commuting is becoming economically problematic for me. Thanks FJB. On the other hand, we are a small firm and everyone gets along famously. We actually enjoy being and working together in a "live" environment.

I think a lot of it has to do with the nature of the work. I've always been in business sales which by its nature means being on the road so being in the office was unproductive time for me.

And when I have to spend a good percentage of the time in different time zones and different countries the last thing I want to do is spend my time around here in an office no matter how much I like the people I work with.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 09:47 PM (ZLI7S)

271 Thanksgiving with the daughter's family looks to be scrubbed. Two of the three grandkids are sick with fevers. They were supposed to come over tomorrow to make pumpkin pie and learn how I make my cranberry orange relish.

The fetching Mrs. Beartooth and I usually have our own Thanksgiving dinner a few days later. Looks like this year we'll actually have it on Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at November 22, 2022 09:49 PM (kts79)

272 I remember the Prefect, many in East Africa. I don't get the connection though.

Posted by: Ciampino - PIC is good at November 22, 2022 09:07 PM (qfLjt)


Hitchhikers' Guide. Ford was an alien who got marooned on Earth and to be as innocuous as possible took what he thought was the most common and uninteresting name to fit in. He just misunderstood what the dominant species was at first.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2022 09:49 PM (xhaym)

273 I think a lot of it has to do with the nature of the work. I've always been in business sales which by its nature means being on the road so being in the office was unproductive time for me.

Makes sense, for sure.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 22, 2022 09:49 PM (Xrfse)

274 Long ago I learned how economical it is to live within walking distance of work.
Posted by: davidt at November 22, 2022 09:44 PM (oTZbj)

I would love to be in biking distance to my office. But it is an hour each way, so, naw. I'll drive my truck back and forth.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 22, 2022 09:49 PM (UQUAY)

275 So, apparently, the Brazilians have more cojones than soy-laced soft Americans. Sad...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 22, 2022 09:50 PM (S7une)

276 I have seen those coin/battery/fork tricks, and they never made any sense.There is no complete circuit for the electricity, so even if those batteries could provide enough power to lift the coin, it's fake because there is no power being transmitted to the coin.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 22, 2022 09:50 PM (XIJ/X)

277 Maybe one day, electricians can work from home.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 09:50 PM (mVFGK)

278 Voting should be so hard that it forces someone to decide they want to vote, and then do it.
Posted by: Quint at November 22, 2022 09:47 PM (qeRdX)

There really needs to be some sort of filter, such that only people who pay more into the system than they suck out can vote. Like being a property, or paying more in taxes than taken in benefits.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 09:50 PM (W76EW)

279 I'll drive my truck back and forth.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 22, 2022 09:49 PM (UQUAY)

Move...or you hate me.

Posted by: Gaiaiaiaia at November 22, 2022 09:51 PM (XIJ/X)

280 After my long commute when I lived in NY I vowed to always live close to where I worked when I moved to Texas. I kept that promise but now that I'm retired I'm looking to make a move to country living. My recent visit to the hospital though did make me think of the advantages of city living.

Posted by: polynikes at November 22, 2022 09:51 PM (pBEqG)

281 Oh my gosh...

Trolls again...

Pixy needs an upgrade in lethality...

Maybe reverse packets with Tronware

Or...an EBS with recirculating Bucket ERI/CBS back to sender?

Might just do the trick.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 22, 2022 09:51 PM (J00IM)

282 The Dems drag their base to the polls kicking and screaming. I was contacted by the Repubs zero times this election cycle. Just like 2020, 2018, etc.

Posted by: Quint at November 22, 2022 09:52 PM (qeRdX)

283 Every time I drive to and from work in my truck, Greta van Bleat might be closer to her first angry orgasm.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 22, 2022 09:54 PM (UQUAY)

284 Maybe one day, electricians can work from home.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 09:50 PM (mVFGK)

Well, one small consolation, is that your hubby, being an electrician, ought to be earning enough to pay that 200 per week in gas. It would really suck if he had to burn that same gas to commute to a 15/hr job in a convenience store.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 09:54 PM (W76EW)

285 The Dems drag their base to the polls kicking and screaming. I was contacted by the Repubs zero times this election cycle. Just like 2020, 2018, etc.
Posted by: Quint at November 22, 2022 09:52 PM (qeRd

If by base you mean their mail in ballots , harvested votes and phantom voters, then I agree.

Posted by: polynikes at November 22, 2022 09:55 PM (pBEqG)

286 278 hey AOP! They used to have that. I would not go that far today, but I hear ya. I want it to get to at least one man one vote for starters. And only one vote per man.

Posted by: Quint at November 22, 2022 09:55 PM (qeRdX)

287 285 si

Posted by: Quint at November 22, 2022 09:56 PM (qeRdX)

288 The Dems don't drag anyone to the polls--they harvest the ballots from their chattel, dead people, etc., and manufacture any additional ballots as need arises.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 22, 2022 09:56 PM (S7une)

289 >>> Working from home, I can take a little break and get back to it, and typically put in at least an hour extra of work that would have been wasted commuting.

>I spent three months commuting 100 miles and working 10 hour shifts. Brutal. 4 hours of sleep. The agreement was I'd install a new piece of equipment for them. Did it until the management put me under the supervision of a fucking scumbag. Bailed next day.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 22, 2022 09:56 PM (geVLo)

290 I am shocked that a jury in L.A. found that the NCAA was not liable for the death of a USC player who played 40 years ago and died from heart disease and acute cocaine toxicity and therefore his widow entitled to a $55M judgement she claimed she deserves because CTE was found in his post mortem. Jury agreed with NCAA that forty years ago, very little was known about concussions and CTE wasn’t discovered until 2005. When do CA juries ever turn down a chance to award big claims? Story at ESPN.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 22, 2022 09:57 PM (lg9Ws)

291 I just work 6 days a week.

I don't complain. I just do the work that needs to be done.

And on the 1 day, I rest.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 22, 2022 09:58 PM (J00IM)

292 Maybe one day, electricians can work from home.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 09:50 PM (mVFGK)

Only if he is Nikola Tesla.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 22, 2022 09:58 PM (VwHCD)

293 Only if he is Nikola Tesla.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 22, 2022 09:58 PM (VwHCD)

I was thinking the same thing. Do they still have that Tesla tower in NJ ? I think it's NJ.

Posted by: polynikes at November 22, 2022 09:59 PM (pBEqG)

294 But the doctors and medical staff, wow. [ . . . ]
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2022 09:25 PM (OTzUX)


In Oregon it is the Governor's Emergency Mandate. Don
't comply and get shut down and lose your hospital admitting privileges

Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2022 10:00 PM (xhaym)

295 Well, one small consolation, is that your hubby, being an electrician, ought to be earning enough to pay that 200 per week in gas. It would really suck if he had to burn that same gas to commute to a 15/hr job in a convenience store.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
___

We are thankful for that.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 10:00 PM (mVFGK)

296 When do CA juries ever turn down a chance to award big claims? Story at ESPN.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 22, 2022 09:57 PM (lg9Ws)

When the defendant is muh collij sports?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 10:00 PM (W76EW)

297 I do not like Jack White. He's like Trent Reznor, but not as much. Kind of like the guy who trotted along with Trent's coffee as Trent went to the studio.

I say this as I reveal that I am not a fan of Trent Reznor or 9 Inch Nails.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 22, 2022 10:01 PM (UQUAY)

298 When do CA juries ever turn down a chance to award big claims? Story at ESPN.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 22, 2022 09:57 PM (lg9Ws)

Maybe the NCAA is sufficiently woke to get a pass? Any jury in LA would probably sign off on that...

Posted by: Boswell at November 22, 2022 10:01 PM (+Cgut)

299 Bjork

Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2022 10:01 PM (xhaym)

300 I was thinking the same thing. Do they still have that Tesla tower in NJ ? I think it's NJ.

Posted by: polynikes at November 22, 2022 09:59 PM (pBEqG)

They have that huge edison bulb tower in Edison NJ, If thats what you mean.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 22, 2022 10:02 PM (VwHCD)

301 Thank OBAMA for the new breed of "Entitlement Class/Victimhood PAY ME MY MONEY for being just yelling the loudest in yo face...cuz.

Free Money bitches...free money!

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 22, 2022 10:04 PM (J00IM)

302 Knew a lady in sales for a big IT hardware company.
She hated going in to the office, avoided it like the plague. He boss always threatening her job.

She said, they won't fire me, I bring them too much business.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 22, 2022 10:04 PM (+wfSw)

303 Posted by: Jen the original at November 22, 2022 09:57 PM (lg9Ws)

I handled WC claims in CA filed by players from all the professional sports leagues for alleged injuries from 20 to 40 years ago . Statue of limitations to file a claim was one year but CA said these players weren't properly notified of it so the statue was tolled. Why would Green Bay put up a notice about California WC ? It was and is ridiculous .

Posted by: polynikes at November 22, 2022 10:05 PM (pBEqG)

304 >>Knew a lady in sales for a big IT hardware company.
She hated going in to the office, avoided it like the plague. He boss always threatening her job.

>>She said, they won't fire me, I bring them too much business.

Bingo.

Next step is to build your own business.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 10:07 PM (ZLI7S)

305 ONT is up and running! With a dick champion.

Posted by: Rafal GanGaonwicz at November 22, 2022 10:07 PM (Kbz60)

306 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 22, 2022 10:02 PM (VwHCD)

Sorry just looked it up . It was on Long Island. It was a tower that would produce wireless electricity to power a town.

Posted by: polynikes at November 22, 2022 10:07 PM (pBEqG)

307 297 I do not like Jack White. He's like Trent Reznor, but not as much. Kind of like the guy who trotted along with Trent's coffee as Trent went to the studio.

I say this as I reveal that I am not a fan of Trent Reznor or 9 Inch Nails.
Posted by: Pug Mahon



It still cracks me up that Trent Reznor is from Mercer, PA. Mercer is fairly redneck'y. Farming is a big thing around there. Even had a 1/4 dirt racetrack there until a few years ago.

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Posted by: Jasmin Fowler at November 23, 2022 11:48 AM (XRu8G)

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310
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