Mid-Morning Art Thread

Cabanel Echo.jpg


Écho

Alexandre Cabanel

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Only you can prevent first fires!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 23, 2022 09:30 AM (w9Wax)

2 What?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 23, 2022 09:30 AM (7bRMQ)

3 Pre-Thanksgiving bewbs...Nice!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 23, 2022 09:30 AM (YIVH2)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 23, 2022 09:30 AM (T4tVD)

5 CBD likes us

Posted by: Skip's phone at November 23, 2022 09:30 AM (BRD//)

6 It was cold that day!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 23, 2022 09:31 AM (BRHaw)

7 It's so BIG!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 23, 2022 09:31 AM (U2p+3)

8 Pre-Thanksgiving bewbs...Nice!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 23, 2022 09:30 AM (YIVH2)

Prepare for a turkey tomorrow.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 23, 2022 09:31 AM (7bRMQ)

9 Umbilicus!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 23, 2022 09:31 AM (w9Wax)

10 She appears to be looking in an off-frame mirror and is unhappy with the state of her hair.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 23, 2022 09:31 AM (eOEVl)

11 What?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 23, 2022 09:30 AM (7bRMQ)

...what?

Posted by: BignJames at November 23, 2022 09:31 AM (AwYPR)

12 Pre-Thanksgiving bewbs...Nice!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

(apologies to Sidney....)

Posted by: JT at November 23, 2022 09:31 AM (T4tVD)

13 Maybe if she didn't live in a cave the external noise wouldn't bother her

Posted by: Skip's phone at November 23, 2022 09:31 AM (BRD//)

14 Judging from her expression, Sheriff Bart must have walked up and said, "Excuse me, while I whip this out."

Posted by: Bert G at November 23, 2022 09:32 AM (aCgRi)

15 hello....hello...hello...

Posted by: dantesed at November 23, 2022 09:32 AM (88xKn)

16 There's a backstory, I'm sure. Probably a neighbor is slow-rolling down the street, playing his crappy music with the bass turned way up.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 23, 2022 09:32 AM (/+bwe)

17 In Greek mythology, the beautiful nymph Echo is cursed by the goddess Hera and can only repeat the last words said to her. Unable to communicate with the man she loves, Echo retreats to the mountains and pines away until just her voice remains. This painting depicts the nymph with her mouth agape and her hands at her ears as if startled by reverberating sounds.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 23, 2022 09:32 AM (BRHaw)

18 hello....hello...hello...

Posted by: dantesed at November 23, 2022 09:32 AM (88xKn)

Is there anybody in there?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 23, 2022 09:32 AM (7bRMQ)

19 Prepare for a turkey tomorrow.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 23, 2022 09:31 AM (7bRMQ)
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Fat, naked turkey on an ottoman?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 23, 2022 09:33 AM (YIVH2)

20 Most people who drive a Toyota Echo feel the same way.

Posted by: Just Sayin' at November 23, 2022 09:33 AM (DhOHl)

21 In Greek mythology, the beautiful nymph Echo is cursed by the goddess Hera and can only repeat the last words said to her. Unable to communicate with the man she loves, Echo retreats to the mountains and pines away until just her voice remains. This painting depicts the nymph with her mouth agape and her hands at her ears as if startled by reverberating sounds.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 23, 2022 09:32 AM (BRHaw)

Can you repeat that? I just caught the end of it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 23, 2022 09:34 AM (7bRMQ)

22 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 23, 2022 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

23 I take it that accent mark over the "E" in "Echo" is important?

Apparently Echo was a nymph, an Oread who'd been romping with Zeus. When Hera showed up ready to strangle her philandering husband, Echo tried to protect Zeus, and Hera cursed Echo by making her only able to speak the last few words spoken to her. "So when Echo met Narcissus and fell in love with him, she was unable to tell him how she felt and was forced to watch him as he fell in love with himself."

There's a modern tragic play in there somewhere. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2022 09:35 AM (KAKDL)

24 Boob! boob boob boob.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 23, 2022 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

25 *Most people who drive a Toyota Echo feel the same way.*

She's pining for the F150s.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 23, 2022 09:35 AM (DhOHl)

26 Fat, naked turkey on an ottoman?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 23, 2022 09:33 AM (YIVH2)

Pro tip:
Take off the foil, then you can get crispy, browned skin.

Posted by: Butterball Help Line at November 23, 2022 09:35 AM (7bRMQ)

27 Most people who drive a Toyota Echo feel the same way.

Posted by: Just Sayin' at November 23, 2022 09:33 AM (DhOHl)

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"You haven't lived until you've driven a Suzuki Esteem."

-- Saul Goodman

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 23, 2022 09:35 AM (zLy2p)

28 There's a backstory, I'm sure. Probably a neighbor is slow-rolling down the street, playing his crappy music with the bass turned way up.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 23, 2022 09:32 AM

LOL. With the coffee can mufflers. PPPPPPPPTTTTTT! Don't blame her.

Posted by: Minnfidel Looking For Jackie at November 23, 2022 09:36 AM (GwxCX)

29 Echo is the Roman name. It was transliterated (when you replace the greek sounds with their equivalent latin letters) from the Greek Ἠχώ.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 23, 2022 09:36 AM (BRHaw)

30 She appears to be looking in an off-frame mirror and is unhappy with the state of her hair.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 23, 2022


***
I guess even nymphs and goddesses have bad hair days.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2022 09:36 AM (KAKDL)

31
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 23, 2022 09:36 AM (MoZTd)

32 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Big art. Big Turkey. Big breasts!
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 23, 2022 09:36 AM (/LhIB)

33 When you get out of bed nekkid and only then realize that your roomie has cranked the AC.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 23, 2022 09:36 AM (bW8dp)

34 There's a modern tragic play in there somewhere. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2022 09:35 AM (KAKDL)

Mooch and Bary

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 23, 2022 09:37 AM (BRHaw)

35 Pinch-hitting for Pedro Borbon, Manny Mota ota ota ta ta aa aa a a.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) cancel your NY Post at November 23, 2022 09:37 AM (Vwz3I)

36 Just goes to show that boobs have always been a thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 23, 2022 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

37 Looks like the last woman who asked to see my member.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 23, 2022 09:37 AM (QSjkU)

38 Could be worse.

Could be the nymph Tinnitus.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 23, 2022 09:37 AM (bW8dp)

39
"Oh, it's you. You're home early."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 23, 2022 09:37 AM (MoZTd)

40 oob! boob boob boob.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 23, 2022


***
A prettily arched foot, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2022 09:37 AM (KAKDL)

41 Shows that the Pre-Raphaelite Movement made it across the Channel to Europe.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 23, 2022 09:38 AM (W+kMI)

42 Boob! boob boob boob.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 23, 2022 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

--------

I may not have four boobs, but I do have four nipples.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 23, 2022 09:38 AM (B8F5Z)

43 Umberto’s mother?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 09:38 AM (j8OfL)

44 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Big art. Big Turkey. Big breasts!
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 23, 2022 09:36 AM (/LhIB)

I've seen bigger.

Posted by: Angelyne at November 23, 2022 09:38 AM (7bRMQ)

45 She's got pointy elbows and Brittney Spears hips. Would not hang.

Posted by: fd at November 23, 2022 09:38 AM (sn5EN)

46 The umbilicus is preternaturally highly placed, a mere two inches bellow the xiphoid process. I rate this painting anatomically improbable.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2022 09:39 AM (ykeLU)

47 Morning.

Would hang.

Posted by: Robert at November 23, 2022 09:39 AM (1Yy3c)

48 They're a good size. Anything more than a handful and you might sprain a thumb or something.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 23, 2022 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

49 Looks like the last woman who asked to see my member.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 23, 2022 09:37 AM (QSjkU)

Which one? Hair Club For Men?

Posted by: Robert at November 23, 2022 09:39 AM (1Yy3c)

50 Should we test for Echo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deUirMqTV6A

Posted by: exdem13 at November 23, 2022 09:39 AM (W+kMI)

51 She's got pointy elbows and Brittney Spears hips. Would not hang.

Posted by: fd at November 23, 2022 09:38 AM (sn5EN)

Tough crowd!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2022 09:40 AM (XIJ/X)

52 It's not Thanksgiving yet, is it?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 09:40 AM (ZLI7S)

53 Echo No Homo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 23, 2022 09:40 AM (bW8dp)

54 "It's so BIG!
Posted by: nurse ratched"

big big big big big big ...

Posted by: Echo at November 23, 2022 09:40 AM (sn5EN)

55 Oh no! No Ono! ono ono no no oo oo o o.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) cancel your NY Post at November 23, 2022 09:40 AM (Vwz3I)

56 Is she yodeling? Looks like she's yodeling.

Posted by: BignJames at November 23, 2022 09:40 AM (AwYPR)

57

Fire ant nest in the tree?

Posted by: Uh Oh at November 23, 2022 09:40 AM (QGfD2)

58 The umbilicus is preternaturally highly placed, a mere two inches bellow the xiphoid process. I rate this painting anatomically improbable.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2022


***
To be fair, she appears to be bending forward, so her torso above the navel seems foreshortened. Before making a final decision I'd need to investigate this further.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2022 09:41 AM (KAKDL)

59
***
A prettily arched foot, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2022 09:37 AM (KAKDL)



Women's feet can be sexy. Men's feet are disgusting. A big reason I hate filp flops outside of your back yard or a beach somewhere.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 23, 2022 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

60 We ran out of pie?!!!!

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 23, 2022 09:41 AM (BF0SU)

61 > 56 Is she yodeling? Looks like she's yodeling.
Posted by: BignJames at November 23, 2022 09:40 AM (AwYPR)

Yoda lay who?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 23, 2022 09:41 AM (bW8dp)

62 They're a good size. Anything more than a handful and you might sprain a thumb or something.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 23, 2022


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More than a handful is a good start.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2022 09:42 AM (KAKDL)

63 It's so BIG!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 23, 2022 09:31 AM (U2p+3)



I've never heard this uttered....ever......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 23, 2022 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

64 Yoda lay who?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 23, 2022 09:41 AM (bW8dp)

Old lady O.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 23, 2022 09:42 AM (7bRMQ)

65 There's some white meat that need some stuffing and gravy.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 23, 2022 09:43 AM (geVLo)

66 Her boobs are two small, at least in proportion to her seemingly ginormous backside.

Love the hair, though.

She’s an Amphora 7.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 09:43 AM (j8OfL)

67 Very noice.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 23, 2022 09:43 AM (mYmwD)

68 A foreshortened navel was the style back then. All the cool goddesses were doing it.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 23, 2022 09:43 AM (DhOHl)

69 No gender confusion there.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 23, 2022 09:43 AM (mYmwD)

70 The 'ettes get no respect.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 23, 2022 09:44 AM (NpAcC)

71 her foot is cropped out

https://tinyurl.com/4zbtb9tj

Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022 09:44 AM (geLO8)

72 We're out of wine??!!!!

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 23, 2022 09:44 AM (BF0SU)

73 She's got pointy elbows and Brittney Spears hips
________

I don't know what this means, Brittney Spears hips. Is that a bad thing?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 23, 2022 09:44 AM (fs1hN)

74 But, it DOES fit with the RCH discussion from the JJ thread, so well played CBD.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 23, 2022 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

75 Her expression suggests that she just spied an echo-terrorist.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2022 09:44 AM (ykeLU)

76 her foot is cropped out

https://tinyurl.com/4zbtb9tj
Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022


***
Hmf. Puffiest instep I've ever seen.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2022 09:45 AM (KAKDL)

77 The 'ettes get no respect.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 23, 2022 09:44 AM (NpAcC)



Not true. I have tremendous respect for the 'ettes. Just ask them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 23, 2022 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

78 Oh, oh, oh

Oh sweet mystery of life at last I've found you ...

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 09:45 AM (ZLI7S)

79 Bette Davis eyes >> Britney Spears hips.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 23, 2022 09:45 AM (DhOHl)

80 We're out of wine??!!!!
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 23, 2022 09:44 AM (BF0SU)



"During PRIDE MONTH!?!?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 23, 2022 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

81 Echo...can only repeat the last words said to her. Unable to communicate with the man she loves...

Sounds like you have mental health and sexual identity issues. How about we cut dem titties off and get you a penisplasty so you can live like the man you truly are, and stick it to the patriarchy?

Why are you screaming in terror? Are you a transphobe!?!?

Posted by: Woke SJW psychologist at November 23, 2022 09:46 AM (JCZqz)

82 Cabanel is the best representative of L'art pompier, and was Napoleon III's preferred painter.

So yesterday was Nappy himself.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 23, 2022 09:46 AM (BRHaw)

83 I like the expression on her face. The echoing din is startling and deafening. She truly looks horrified.

Posted by: Kris at November 23, 2022 09:46 AM (VQp/A)

84 Rubenesque

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 23, 2022 09:46 AM (OgrpQ)

85 She's built like a Ricola Swiss house!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) cancel your NY Post at November 23, 2022 09:46 AM (Vwz3I)

86 her foot is cropped out

https://tinyurl.com/4zbtb9tj
Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022 09:44 AM (geLO

Thank you, Dildo, for cropping her foot so the degenerate foot fetishists among us wouldn't start salivating over her toes.

Bloody weirdos.

Posted by: Robert at November 23, 2022 09:47 AM (1Yy3c)

87 Fertile Delta.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 23, 2022 09:47 AM (0CuV9)

88 I always pictured nymphs as being more lithe and slender.

Posted by: Cybernetic at November 23, 2022 09:47 AM (xawZJ)

89 And throw I love you echo's across the canyon...
Name that tune.

Posted by: Minnfidel Looking For Jackie at November 23, 2022 09:47 AM (GwxCX)

90 The promised Lucien Freud Month on The Art Thread is turning out to be a Lucien Freud Day on The Art Thread. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 23, 2022 09:48 AM (a3Q+t)

91 I don’t get the feet thing. Legs, definitely, but not feet.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 09:48 AM (j8OfL)

92 56 Is she yodeling? Looks like she's yodeling.
Posted by: BignJames at November 23, 2022 09:40 AM (AwYPR)

Yes. In the canyon.

Posted by: Sappho of Lesbos at November 23, 2022 09:48 AM (cupoy)

93 Still beats a nekkid lardass on an ottoman.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 23, 2022 09:48 AM (QSjkU)

94 I always pictured nymphs as being more lithe and slender.
Posted by: Cybernetic at November 23, 2022


***
Zeus has been feeding her a lot of dishes made with olive oil?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2022 09:48 AM (KAKDL)

95 Jen Psaki's reaction to the demise of Twitter

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 23, 2022 09:48 AM (wdCAN)

96 I always pictured nymphs as being more lithe and slender.

Posted by: Cybernetic at November 23, 2022 09:47 AM (xawZJ)

Bug larva

Posted by: BignJames at November 23, 2022 09:48 AM (AwYPR)

97 We may be weird, but we're not bloody.

Posted by: Amalgamated Foot Fetish Degenerates local #804 at November 23, 2022 09:49 AM (DhOHl)

98 Please stop wearing the drapes.

Posted by: Hotel Management at November 23, 2022 09:49 AM (lf83v)

99
She's got man hands

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 23, 2022 09:50 AM (MoZTd)

100 $1,500 - same as in town.

Posted by: Archer at November 23, 2022 09:50 AM (gmo/4)

101 Martha and the Muffins, one-hit wonders with "Echo Beach"...

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=c8de5d7B1C4

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) cancel your NY Post at November 23, 2022 09:50 AM (Vwz3I)

102 I don’t get the feet thing. Legs, definitely, but not feet.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022


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I didn't either, until one day in my 20s I woke up to realize my then-fiancee had very nice feet. My interest is more about the esthetics, the graceful curves and contrasts in color and texture -- not at all the way I feel about women's bodies.

A pretty foot is a nice capper, not an end in itself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2022 09:50 AM (KAKDL)

103 > Zeus has been feeding her a lot of dishes made with olive oil?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2022 09:48 AM (KAKDL)

Or maybe a lot of his own special tzatziki sauce.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 23, 2022 09:50 AM (bW8dp)

104 But the scientific dataset [ Meta’s ] Galactica is trained on makes it a little different from other LLMs. According to the paper, the team evaluated “toxicity and bias” in Galactica and it performed better than some other LLMs, but it was far from perfect.

Carl Bergstrom, a professor of biology at the University of Washington who studies how information flows, described Galactica as a “random bullshit generator.” It doesn’t have a motive and doesn’t actively try to produce bullshit, but because of the way it was trained to recognize words and string them together, it produces information that sounds authoritative and convincing — but is often incorrect.

That’s a concern, because it could fool humans, even with a disclaimer.

Posted by: SMOD at November 23, 2022 09:50 AM (RHGPo)

105 And she eats her peas one at a time!

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at November 23, 2022 09:51 AM (DhOHl)

106 We have boobs, I repeat, we have boobs!

Nice rendering of the flesh.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 23, 2022 09:51 AM (Nb7PT)

107 I like how the landscape is more impressionistic while the figure is hyper-realistic. I get a sense of the setting but focus totally on Echo. Nice.

Posted by: Kris at November 23, 2022 09:51 AM (VQp/A)

108 >>She's got man hands

She has hands?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 09:51 AM (ZLI7S)

109 97 We may be weird, but we're not bloody.
Posted by: Amalgamated Foot Fetish Degenerates local #804 at November 23, 2022 09:49 AM

As long as we can all agree furries cross the line...

Posted by: Tentacle Hentai Enthusiasts Local #523 at November 23, 2022 09:51 AM (JCZqz)

110 Could use a happy little RCH or two.

Posted by: Sock socking zombie Bob Ross at November 23, 2022 09:51 AM (a3Q+t)

111 The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at November 23, 2022 09:51 AM (fs1hN)

112 Unsurprisingly, not much interesting on the recent shootings at DU (plenty of dumb discussion, of course). This leftwing meme is making the rounds, though, and they think it's super clever:
https://tinyurl.com/559php2e

Mercifalfeckin' hell How Gawd amn revolting. Hopefully the kids out grow that shit. Some parents deserve Charges of child cruelty aand gaol time. That is just frickin’ sick.

To have an unhealthy relationship with firearms. Those pictures are meant to indoctrinate the children in those families to place a high value on firearms aside from their use as tools for hunting, self defense, etc...

Downright nauseating. Revolting. And I'd call it an set of implied threats. What business do you clowns have with all those guns? Gotta be ready to shoot somebody?

What American family needs an assault rifle? These parents should be charged with reckless endangerment of their own children.

If they were not white there'd be an uproar.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at November 23, 2022 09:51 AM (JCZqz)

113 The 'ettes get no respect.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 23, 2022 09:44 AM (NpAcC)

Harrumph!

Seriously...it is much more difficult to find artwork with pleasing depictions of men.

If you know where to look....send them along and I will check with Sponge, who seems to be quite the aficionado of men's feet.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2022 09:52 AM (XIJ/X)

114 Not one piercing or tattoo on her. Extremely rare.

Posted by: Archer at November 23, 2022 09:52 AM (gmo/4)

115 "Take me to your Leda!"

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2022 09:52 AM (ykeLU)

116
It doesn’t have a motive and doesn’t actively try to produce bullshit, but because of the way it was trained to recognize words and string them together, it produces information that sounds authoritative and convincing — but is often incorrect.

____________

Should save time putting together PowerPoint presentations

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 23, 2022 09:52 AM (MoZTd)

117 Needs a Happy Little Bush.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at November 23, 2022 09:52 AM (PiwSw)

118 I don’t get the feet thing. Legs, definitely, but not feet.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022
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I like ankles too

Posted by: Ahmed, the ankle man at November 23, 2022 09:52 AM (mYmwD)

119 Nice handling of the gauzy filmy fabric.
Beautiful painting.

Posted by: Ziba at November 23, 2022 09:53 AM (4h9M3)

120 LOL. With the coffee can mufflers. PPPPPPPPTTTTTT! Don't blame her.
Posted by: Minnfidel Looking For Jackie at November 23, 2022 09:36 AM


Those things are the adult equivalent of a playing card in the spokes of your bicycle wheel. So. So. Annoying.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2022 09:53 AM (tpYQB)

121 100+

I have a house to remodel. I want to redo it in 1920's style. Furniture, appliances, fixtures, the whole thing. Is there a decorating ideas resource I can tap into? There are 1920's reproductions of nearly every modern appliance, they ain't cheap, but very damn cool. Even dishwashers. But my sense of style is non existent, so I need help.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 23, 2022 09:53 AM (QSjkU)

122 84 Rubenesque
=====
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go 'round.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 23, 2022 09:53 AM (W+kMI)

123 Charges of child cruelty aand gaol time.
----------------------
Limey commenting.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) cancel your NY Post at November 23, 2022 09:54 AM (Vwz3I)

124 > As long as we can all agree furries cross the line...


I'm thinking of a very, very old-school Hustler "Most Tasteless Cartoon".

Three shepherds. Two are fucking their sheep. The third is performing cunnilingus on his. Caption: "Man, that Bartholomew is SICK."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 23, 2022 09:54 AM (bW8dp)

125 She's plugging her ears because one of the cobs posted a link to Yoko Ono.

Posted by: PabloD at November 23, 2022 09:55 AM (X1JA2)

126 her foot is cropped out

https://tinyurl.com/4zbtb9tj

Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022 09:44 AM

Shit. I should have checked. I hate when sites crop art without saying anything.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2022 09:55 AM (XIJ/X)

127 Nice handling of the gauzy filmy fabric.
Beautiful painting.


I assume the artist first paints the legs with no gauze, and then semi-covers them up with white paint, rather than trying to paint legs covered with gauze. Anyone know for sure?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 23, 2022 09:55 AM (eOEVl)

128 116
It doesn’t have a motive and doesn’t actively try to produce bullshit, but because of the way it was trained to recognize words and string them together, it produces information that sounds authoritative and convincing — but is often incorrect.

We could cut our personnel budget to near 0, actually improve or consumer confidence, and not impact our journalistic accuracy?!?! Can we put it on the air 24/7?

Posted by: CNN at November 23, 2022 09:55 AM (JCZqz)

129 Gotta be ready to shoot somebody?

Damn straight Skippy! Trolls and trannies first. We'll let you have the women and children

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 23, 2022 09:55 AM (wdCAN)

130 Not one piercing or tattoo on her. Extremely rare.
Posted by: Archer at November 23, 2022 09:52 AM


This comment is lacking context, and is misleading. It is correct insofar only as the viewer can see from this viewpoint.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 23, 2022 09:55 AM (a3Q+t)

131 Where are the Bunny men?

Posted by: Kaiju66 at November 23, 2022 09:55 AM (OuFlM)

132 "Take me to your Leda!"

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2022 09:52 AM (ykeLU)

Muldoon's swan song?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2022 09:56 AM (XIJ/X)

133 Those things are the adult equivalent of a playing card in the spokes of your bicycle wheel. So. So. Annoying.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2022 09:53 AM

Yep. It's like people that wear masks, outside, alone, thanks for letting us know you're an idiot.

Posted by: Minnfidel Looking For Jackie at November 23, 2022 09:57 AM (GwxCX)

134 She has hips for making many, many beautiful babies.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at November 23, 2022 09:57 AM (I9VC/)

135 118 I don’t get the feet thing. Legs, definitely, but not feet.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022
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I like ankles too
Posted by: Ahmed, the ankle man at November 23, 2022 09:52 AM

A woman is showing off ankles in public?!?! The whore!

Posted by: Saudi Morality Police at November 23, 2022 09:57 AM (JCZqz)

136
her foot is cropped out

https://tinyurl.com/4zbtb9tj

Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022 09:44 AM

________

Can't see the high heel dangling off her toe.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 23, 2022 09:57 AM (MoZTd)

137 Rubenesque

Dammit, it should be Rubensesque, even though your spelling is the most common now. This is why our civilization is going down the tubes.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 23, 2022 09:57 AM (eOEVl)

138 "Take me to your Leda!"
Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2022 09:52 AM (ykeLU)

Muldoon's swan song?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
---------------
Better than a garrett golden shower.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) cancel your NY Post at November 23, 2022 09:57 AM (Vwz3I)

139 Conservative Treehouse goes on to discuss the demographics in the results and shares the following about the expected race between President Trump and Governor DeSantis:

So, President Trump wins every demographic, but to see what groups leans more favorably toward Ron DeSantis it looks like this:

DeSantis Voters – Older, over educated, wealthy, Wall-Street, non-working, investment class, predominately white, left-leaning republicans with delicate sensibilities. The more of each of these attributes the person carries, the more likely they are to support DeSantis.

Trump Voters – Younger and middle-aged, multi-racial, working-class, hardcore, Main Street, paycheck earners. ie. the middle-class. The more of each of these attributes the person carries, the more likely they are to support President Trump.

Posted by: SMOD at November 23, 2022 09:58 AM (RHGPo)

140 If you know where to look....send them along and I will check with Sponge, who seems to be quite the aficionado of men's feet.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Vying to out cruel Ace. I like it.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 23, 2022 09:58 AM (wdCAN)

141 130 Not one piercing or tattoo on her. Extremely rare.
Posted by: Archer at November 23, 2022 09:52 AM

This comment is lacking context, and is misleading. It is correct insofar only as the viewer can see from this viewpoint.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 23, 2022 09:55 AM

Hides in shame

Posted by: Echo Whale-Tail Tramp Stamp at November 23, 2022 09:58 AM (JCZqz)

142 Guy: hey you up for some fun?

Girl: La la la la la ....I can't hear you

Posted by: polynikes at November 23, 2022 09:59 AM (pBEqG)

143 I have a house to remodel. I want to redo it in 1920's style. Furniture, appliances, fixtures, the whole thing. Is there a decorating ideas resource I can tap into? There are 1920's reproductions of nearly every modern appliance, they ain't cheap, but very damn cool. Even dishwashers. But my sense of style is non existent, so I need help.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 23, 2022


***
I haven't been back in a while, but the Fedora Lounge, people who are enamored of the American period 1920s-1960, had a forum on "My Vintage House." Loads of pictures of 1920s-40s houses people have refurbished.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2022 09:59 AM (KAKDL)

144 But my sense of style is non existent, so I need help.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 23, 2022 09:53 AM


Have you asked here for help? The Moron Collective loves to extend helpful counsel!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 23, 2022 09:59 AM (a3Q+t)

145 I don’t know about the “Rubensesque” thing. She doesn’t seem like Pee Wee’s type.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 10:00 AM (j8OfL)

146 DeSantis Voters – Older, over educated, wealthy, Wall-Street, non-working, investment class, predominately white, left-leaning republicans with delicate sensibilities. The more of each of these attributes the person carries, the more likely they are to support DeSantis.

Yeah, that sounds like a completely aboveboard and unbiased description. Not one that favors Trump. Not at all.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 23, 2022 10:00 AM (eOEVl)

147 ||A suspect has been held in the killings of four Chinese nationals on Sunday at a rural marijuana farm in the US state of Oklahoma, investigators say.

Wu Chen, 45, was arrested on Tuesday 1,500 miles (2,400km) away in Florida, said law enforcement officials.

The bodies were found after police received a call of a hostage situation near the town of Hennessey, 55 miles north of Oklahoma City.

Oklahoma allows medical cannabis. It is unclear if the farm was licensed.||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) cancel your NY Post at November 23, 2022 10:01 AM (Vwz3I)

148 She's saying 'Stay outta Walmart!'

Posted by: Eromero at November 23, 2022 10:01 AM (bt4zl)

149 I thought Tuesdays were T&A art.

Posted by: Lola at November 23, 2022 10:01 AM (NIYa7)

150 3 days in the frig, and the damn turkey is still frozen in the middle. I'm letting it thaw in the air for an hour or two, salmonella be damned.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 23, 2022 10:02 AM (eOEVl)

151 Posted by: Archimedes at November 23, 2022 10:00 AM (eOEVl)

Typical and we will see much more. Hopefully DeSantis will decide not to run. I don't want to start disliking people on the Right too.

Posted by: polynikes at November 23, 2022 10:02 AM (pBEqG)

152 She's saying 'Stay outta Walmart!'
Posted by: Eromero at November 23, 2022


***
"Especially on Black Friday!!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2022 10:02 AM (KAKDL)

153 A suspect has been held in the killings of four Chinese nationals on Sunday at a rural marijuana farm in the US state of Oklahoma, investigators say.
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Cheech and Ching-Chong!

Posted by: rosie o'donut at November 23, 2022 10:03 AM (Vwz3I)

154 Nice Echo!

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 23, 2022 10:04 AM (wpHwF)

155 Echo Johnson, Miss January 1993

Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022 10:04 AM (geLO8)

156 3 A suspect has been held in the killings of four Chinese nationals on Sunday at a rural marijuana farm in the US state of Oklahoma,

*******

Wi Tu Hai

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2022 10:04 AM (ykeLU)

157 Pretty sure I was willowed in the last thread, what with boobs and all, but if anyone is following the Emergencies Act hearings in Ottawa, you need to see this. It is possibly the most important testimony. No true Moron will regret watching this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRqyssCZCyg

Posted by: Plum Duff, North America's newest cryptid at November 23, 2022 10:04 AM (QGO/0)

158 https://tinyurl.com/4zbtb9tj

Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022
________
Can't see the high heel dangling off her toe.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 23, 2022


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I suspect she'd have a tough time fitting that plump little paw into a shoe.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2022 10:04 AM (KAKDL)

159 ***
I didn't either, until one day in my 20s I woke up to realize my then-fiancee had very nice feet. My interest is more about the esthetics, the graceful curves and contrasts in color and texture -- not at all the way I feel about women's bodies.

A pretty foot is a nice capper, not an end in itself.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2022 09:50 AM (KAKDL)



When she rubs your legs with her sexy feet under the covers while you're laying together...........mmmmmmmmmmm.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 23, 2022 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

160 Dammit, it should be Rubensesque, even though your spelling is the most common now. This is why our civilization is going down the tubes.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 23, 2022 09:57 AM (eOEVl)

That was a bit of a rye comment. Sorry for the cheesy joke.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 23, 2022 10:05 AM (7bRMQ)

161 Echo Johnson, Miss January 1993
Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022


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I remember her. That was almost 30 years ago?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2022 10:05 AM (KAKDL)

162 Dammit, it should be Rubensesque, even though your spelling is the most common now. This is why our civilization is going down the tubes.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 23, 2022 09:57 AM (eOEVl)

That was a bit of a rye comment. Sorry for the cheesy joke.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

You need a dressing down.

Posted by: Miklos' Deli at November 23, 2022 10:06 AM (NOVDU)

163 144 But my sense of style is non existent, so I need help.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 23, 2022 09:53 AM

Have you asked here for help? The Moron Collective loves to extend helpful counsel!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 23, 2022 09:59 AM (a3Q+t)

May I suggest gatling guns. Gatling guns mounted around the property.

Posted by: Robert at November 23, 2022 10:06 AM (1Yy3c)

164 @disclosetv · 40m
NEW - Klaus Schwab says China is a "role model for many countries" and proclaims a "systemic transformation of the world" on Chinese state television.

BTW, in 2013 Justin said, "There’s a level of admiration I actually have for China because their basic dictatorship is allowing them to actually turn their economy around on a dime and say, ‘We need to go green... we need to start investing in solar.’"

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) cancel your NY Post at November 23, 2022 10:07 AM (Vwz3I)

165 I suspect she'd have a tough time fitting that plump little paw into a shoe.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2022 10:04 AM (KAKDL)

I'll cut off my toes if I have to!!

Posted by: Echo's Evil Stepsister at November 23, 2022 10:07 AM (7bRMQ)

166 I knew you wouldn't disappoint us.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 23, 2022 10:07 AM (fv27Y)

167 Dammit, it should be Rubensesque, even though your spelling is the most common now. This is why our civilization is going down the tubes.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 23, 2022 09:57 AM (eOEVl)
*
That was a bit of a rye comment. Sorry for the cheesy joke.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
*
You need a dressing down.
Posted by: Miklos' Deli at November 23, 2022


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The German waiter who served it to you looks kinda grumpy. (Yes, a sour Kraut.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2022 10:07 AM (KAKDL)

168 I did all the glass work for a new art gallery in Laguna Beach. I went back to service the front doors and they had a art-deco table and 4 chairs on display. For the low low price of $30,000.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 23, 2022 10:08 AM (BF0SU)

169 You need a dressing down.

Posted by: Miklos' Deli at November 23, 2022 10:06 AM (NOVDU)

A Thousand pardons.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 23, 2022 10:08 AM (7bRMQ)

170 Because of an increase in rent
The goddess' budget was spent.
But at least the young Echo
Had just met with a gecko
Who could save her fifteen percent.

Posted by: Definitely NOT Muldoon at November 23, 2022 10:08 AM (DhOHl)

171 Somewhat undersize boobs, a little chubby but, great arches.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 23, 2022 10:09 AM (pb6ET)

172 A pretty foot is a nice capper, not an end in itself.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2022 09:50 AM (KAKDL)

When she rubs your legs with her sexy feet under the covers while you're laying together...........mmmmmmmmmmm.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 23, 2022 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

When she's shoving her cold ass feet against the back of your legs to get them warm....gaaaaah!!!!

Posted by: Robert at November 23, 2022 10:09 AM (1Yy3c)

173 That was a bit of a rye comment. Sorry for the cheesy joke.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

....

A pastrami on rye comment?

Posted by: Ziba at November 23, 2022 10:09 AM (4h9M3)

174 >>NEW - Klaus Schwab says China is a "role model for many countries" and proclaims a "systemic transformation of the world" on Chinese state television.


I've been saying, or ultimate enemy is not in DC. It's in Davos.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 10:09 AM (ZLI7S)

175 I did all the glass work for a new art gallery in Laguna Beach. I went back to service the front doors and they had a art-deco table and 4 chairs on display. For the low low price of $30,000.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 23, 2022


***
Sounds like what "Santa Fe style" anything costs nowadays. Tack the words "Southwest style" onto a lamp or a chair or a blanket and watch the price shoot up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2022 10:09 AM (KAKDL)

176 Yeah, that sounds like a completely aboveboard and unbiased description. Not one that favors Trump. Not at all.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 23, 2022 10:00 AM

When you see it's from a Conservative Treehouse post, you're probably better off skipping it, or reading it to laugh at the nonsense like I do at DU. In general, the Treehouse's heart is in the right place, but they make the History Channel aliens guy look thoughtful and skeptical.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at November 23, 2022 10:09 AM (JCZqz)

177 Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go 'round.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 23, 2022 09:53 AM (W+kMI)

I've always wondered if it's fat bottom or fat bottomed girls.
I could check for myself but my back hurts so I will take this post as definitive.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 23, 2022 10:10 AM (eGTCV)

178 But my sense of style is non existent, so I need help.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 23, 2022 09:53 AM

Have you asked here for help? The Moron Collective loves to extend helpful counsel!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 23, 2022 09:59 AM (a3Q+t)

May I suggest gatling guns. Gatling guns mounted around the property.
Posted by: Robert

Where's your sense of subtlety? Punji sticks and claymores

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 23, 2022 10:10 AM (wdCAN)

179 our

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 10:10 AM (ZLI7S)

180 Let’s keep the salad puns clean. Don’t get ranchy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 10:11 AM (j8OfL)

181 A Thousand pardons.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
-----------------
You don't have to take that!

Tell him to get stuffed!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) cancel your NY Post at November 23, 2022 10:11 AM (Vwz3I)

182 @89 And throw I love you echo's across the canyon...
Name that tune.
********
Please Come to Boston

Posted by: Cosda at November 23, 2022 10:11 AM (uWG+b)

183
Let’s keep the salad puns clean. Don’t get ranchy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 10:11 AM (j8OfL)

___________

Nothing will Romaine if we do.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 23, 2022 10:12 AM (MoZTd)

184 You don't have to take that!

Tell him to get stuffed!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) cancel your NY Post at November 23, 2022 10:11 AM (Vwz3I)

Ain't cheap to tangle with him, I don't have the bread.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 23, 2022 10:12 AM (7bRMQ)

185 She has a hidden valley.

Posted by: Raunchy, eh? at November 23, 2022 10:12 AM (DhOHl)

186 Wu Chen, 45, a white-Chinese male, was arrested on Tuesday 1,500 miles (2,400km) away in Florida, said law enforcement official

Posted by: polynikes at November 23, 2022 10:13 AM (pBEqG)

187 Klaus Schwab says China is a "role model for many countries" and proclaims a "systemic transformation of the world" on Chinese state television.


I've been saying, or ultimate enemy is not in DC. It's in Davos.
Posted by: JackStraw

If you want to discourage your self go check out Schwab's right hand man, Dr. Harari. Real life Dr. Strangelove

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 23, 2022 10:13 AM (wdCAN)

188 Posted by: Plum Duff, North America's newest cryptid at November 23, 2022 10:04 AM (QGO/
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Almost had me there, should have had a PIP with a sign language for his testimony, would have been more convincing.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at November 23, 2022 10:13 AM (fs1hN)

189 " 3 days in the frig, and the damn turkey is still frozen in the middle. I'm letting it thaw in the air for an hour or two, salmonella be damned.
Posted by: Archimedes"

Start sous vide'n it today and it will be ready for Christmas.

Posted by: fd at November 23, 2022 10:13 AM (sn5EN)

190 >Let’s keep the salad puns clean.


I think you mean 'lettuce keep the salad puns clean. '

Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022 10:14 AM (geLO8)

191 My kittens Stirling and Dagny, whom I have nicknamed Big Black and Baby Brown, seem quite pleased to have me home. One is sprawled on the carpet near my feet. The other has climbed onto the couch next to me and is busy grooming.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2022 10:15 AM (KAKDL)

192 I will refrain from joining this thread's pun club.

Posted by: polynikes at November 23, 2022 10:16 AM (pBEqG)

193 The other has climbed onto the couch next to me and is busy grooming.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2022 10:15 AM (KAKDL)

Don't let them lick your hair, you don't know where their tongues have been.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 23, 2022 10:16 AM (7bRMQ)

194 "I will refrain from joining this thread's pun club.
Posted by: polynikes"

Yeah, they should all be tossed.

Posted by: fd at November 23, 2022 10:16 AM (sn5EN)

195 Even dishwashers. But my sense of style is non existent, so I need help.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 23, 2022 09:53 AM (QSjkU)

Cool!! I hear you…I’m on a similar path with a home built in 1930. Start hanging out in antique shops. There’s a network there and after a while, you’ll start to understand 1920’s styles and get to know people who can supply it. Visit a lot of estate sales. Find them near you on estatesalesdotnet. There are still pieces out there from the ‘20’s. Try to resist buying anything until you have a clear idea of the era and quality of the pieces and market price. Have fun while you are learning about it!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald Trump is our duly elected president. at November 23, 2022 10:17 AM (l0Cy4)

196 >>If you want to discourage your self go check out Schwab's right hand man, Dr. Harari. Real life Dr. Strangelove

The whole lot of them are the creepiest people on the planet. All of the filth that is seeping into our society is coming from these sick twists.

Putin is a murderous thug but right now he is the only person actually standing up to them.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 10:17 AM (ZLI7S)

197 Esther K @estherk_k
Whoever loses the US v England match must keep Meghan and Harry.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) cancel your NY Post at November 23, 2022 10:17 AM (Vwz3I)

198 Why attired in a shower curtain? Hunter approaching?

Posted by: Lola at November 23, 2022 10:17 AM (NIYa7)

199 Don't let them lick your hair, you don't know where their tongues have been.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 23, 2022


***
I do have a pretty good idea what their tongues have been up to. You're right.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2022 10:17 AM (KAKDL)

200 The WEF should have their meetings at a volcano lair.

Posted by: polynikes at November 23, 2022 10:18 AM (pBEqG)

201 Putin is a murderous thug but right now he is the only person actually standing up to them.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 10:17 AM (ZLI7S)

One reason for the incredible volume of Putin-hate is that he is unabashedly nationalistic, and that runs counter to everything the Davos crowd believes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2022 10:19 AM (XIJ/X)

202 "I will refrain from joining this thread's pun club.
Posted by: polynikes"

Yeah, they should all be tossed.
Posted by: fd at November 23, 2022


***
I concur.

Posted by: Caesar at November 23, 2022 10:19 AM (KAKDL)

203 3 days in the frig, and the damn turkey is still frozen in the middle. I'm letting it thaw in the air for an hour or two, salmonella be damned.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 23, 2022 10:02 AM (eOEVl)

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One word: HotTub.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 23, 2022 10:19 AM (0hZU0)

204 "I did all the glass work for a new art gallery in Laguna Beach. I went back to service the front doors and they had a art-deco table and 4 chairs on display. For the low low price of $30,000.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 23, 2022 "

Sounds like the perfect opportunity to quadruple whatever your bill was going to be.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 23, 2022 10:20 AM (fv27Y)

205 My 20lb kitteh has decided to park himself on my lap. He's got 10 minutes tops before I have to remove that uncomfortable dumbbell.

Posted by: polynikes at November 23, 2022 10:20 AM (pBEqG)

206 203 One word: HotTub.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 23, 2022 10:19 AM (0hZU0)

=========

Is it also a time machine?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 23, 2022 10:21 AM (LvTSG)

207 The chick from Every Which Way but Loose?

I thought she was a blonde.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 23, 2022 10:21 AM (BJKQV)

208 205 My 20lb kitteh has decided to park himself on my lap. He's got 10 minutes tops before I have to remove that uncomfortable dumbbell.
Posted by: polynikes at November 23, 2022


***
Never had a cat that big or heavy. Fourteen pounds (and not fat) was the most.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2022 10:22 AM (KAKDL)

209 Putin is a murderous thug but right now he is the only person actually standing up to them.
Posted by: JackStraw

I keep checking to see if Vegas has a line on how long Putin remains vertical .

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 23, 2022 10:22 AM (wdCAN)

210 As Russian leaders go Putin is probably somewhere towards the bottom third regard to thuggishness.

Posted by: polynikes at November 23, 2022 10:22 AM (pBEqG)

211 I have a house to remodel. I want to redo it in 1920's style. Furniture, appliances, fixtures, the whole thing. Is there a decorating ideas resource I can tap into? There are 1920's reproductions of nearly every modern appliance, they ain't cheap, but very damn cool. Even dishwashers. But my sense of style is non existent, so I need help.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 23, 2022 09:53 AM (QSjkU)

What a great idea!
For fairly inexpensive references, you might try vintage copies of home or women's magazines off e-Bay.
Sort of going right to the source.
Also, Arts and Crafts magazines available today might work, though they are a few decades prior.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at November 23, 2022 10:22 AM (wE246)

212 Not one echo joke about the quote from the movie Predator?


Who are you people and what have you done with my morons???

Posted by: Archer at November 23, 2022 10:23 AM (gmo/4)

213 Putin is a murderous thug but right now he is the only person actually standing up to them.


Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 10:17 AM (ZLI7S)

One reason for the incredible volume of Putin-hate is that he is unabashedly nationalistic, and that runs counter to everything the Davos crowd believes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2022 10:19 AM (XIJ/X)

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It's interesting that the Chinese are also very nationalistic -- but they're playing the long game, infiltrating the West as Fifth Column movements in general and apparently the Davos crowd in particular.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 23, 2022 10:24 AM (0hZU0)

214 That reminds me- baking a turkey today is SO EASY with those pop-up timers. Easy like making love to your best girl- you know they're ready when the button thingy pops up on the breast.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid be baking at November 23, 2022 10:24 AM (3Or4S)

215 I have a tiny cat that weighs less than 5 lbs soaking wet. We think she has some Siamese in her because she has blue eyes and a pointy snout.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 23, 2022 10:24 AM (Y5qcH)

216 3 days in the frig, and the damn turkey is still frozen in the middle. I'm letting it thaw in the air for an hour or two, salmonella be damned.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 23, 2022 10:02 AM

You have to air thaw them for periods or it would take a month to thaw in the fridge alone. Mine are ready. I make them the night before. I brine them the day before that. cook one, smoke another and then carve them and put them in the roaster with chicken broth so that on Thanksgiving I just take the roaster out of the garage and turn it on to warm it up. the turkey soaks up the broth and butter and you don't have the mess of carving with a bunch of people in the kitchen. One nive thing about living in MN. This time of year, your whole garage is one big walk in cooler.

Posted by: Minnfidel Looking For Jackie at November 23, 2022 10:24 AM (GwxCX)

217 "he chick from Every Which Way but Loose?

I thought she was a blonde.

Posted by: 29Victor"

Right turn Clyde.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 23, 2022 10:25 AM (fv27Y)

218 >>One reason for the incredible volume of Putin-hate is that he is unabashedly nationalistic, and that runs counter to everything the Davos crowd believes.

Exactly. Also why Trump had to be destroyed.

It doesn't get much coverage but Trump actually went to the WEF conference in 2018 and gave a speech that was also unabashedly nationalistic and basically mocked the globalists right to their faces. It was not well received.

https://tinyurl.com/4krrju69

And then he mysteriously had his election stolen and is constantly hounded in a completely unAmerican way.

Gates and Soros are both big supporters of the WEF and big supporters of lockdowns and vaccines. It really isn't a mystery what's going on. Conspiracy theories aren't theories when they are true.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 10:25 AM (ZLI7S)

219 What with all those right-wing terrorists lurking everywhere you'd think Klaus Schwab would be in danger.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 23, 2022 10:26 AM (eGTCV)

220 His sister kitteh is 11 lbs.

Posted by: polynikes at November 23, 2022 10:26 AM (pBEqG)

221 I will refrain from joining this thread's pun club.
Posted by: polynikes at November 23, 2022 10:16 AM

Are you trying to put a wedge between us?

Posted by: Minnfidel Looking For Jackie at November 23, 2022 10:27 AM (GwxCX)

222 Can we bring back Steve Inman?

https://nitter.it/SteveInmanUIC/status/1595319218517733378

Posted by: Biden's Dog at November 23, 2022 10:27 AM (UK1vv)

223 Can we bring back Steve Inman?

https://nitter.it/SteveInmanUIC/status/1595319218517733378

Posted by: Biden's Dog at November 23, 2022 10:27 AM (UK1vv)

Nah, I got rid of him.

Posted by: Stingray at November 23, 2022 10:28 AM (7bRMQ)

224 190 Damn, I should’ve thought of that.

How many demerits do I get? Hope this won’t endanger my styrofoam membership.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 10:28 AM (j8OfL)

225 > May I suggest gatling guns. Gatling guns mounted around the property.
Posted by: Robert

Gatling guns were from the 1860s.

For the authentic '20s(-ish) look, may I suggest Tommy guns, BARs, or M1921 Brownings?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 23, 2022 10:29 AM (bW8dp)

226 Spatchcocked.

Posted by: Sounds dirty but isn't at November 23, 2022 10:30 AM (DhOHl)

227 > Easy like making love to your best girl- you know they're ready when the button thingy pops up on the breast.

I thought when she's pregnant and her navel pops out, it's a sign that the baby is ready to be born (may not actually be genuine medical advice).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 23, 2022 10:31 AM (bW8dp)

228 Pre-Thankgiving Boobs!!!!!!!

Methinks she wonders what wicked this way comes.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 23, 2022 10:31 AM (WsJuq)

229 Xipe, you’re 20s-style house better not have any beeping gadgets in it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 10:31 AM (j8OfL)

230 214 That reminds me- baking a turkey today is SO EASY with those pop-up timers. Easy like making love to your best girl- you know they're ready when the button thingy pops up on the breast.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid be baking at November 23, 2022 10:24 AM

Muh-ha-ha! Soon, we will remove those buttons, and THEN how will you know!?!?!

Posted by: Trans Derangement Gestapo at November 23, 2022 10:32 AM (JCZqz)

231 When she rubs your legs with her sexy feet under the covers while you're laying together...........mmmmmmmmmmm.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 23, 2022 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

Pffttt...

Let me get my hands on you, then you'll know true bliss

Posted by: Nanzi Pelousi and her Lobster Claws at November 23, 2022 10:32 AM (CCSxw)

232 Xipe, you’re 20s-style house better not have any beeping gadgets in it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 10:31 AM (j8OfL)

How about boop boop be doop?

Posted by: Betty at November 23, 2022 10:32 AM (7bRMQ)

233 S'ok, Echo. It's only King Harv.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2022 10:33 AM (0v4YR)

234 Surprise Otters!

How have none of you made that comment?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Laptop, Doomscroller at November 23, 2022 10:33 AM (CwQXo)

235 What with all those right-wing terrorists lurking everywhere you'd think Klaus Schwab would be in danger.
Posted by: That NLurker guy

Schwab's security detail is so tight even Hunter's Johnson couldn't penetrate it

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 23, 2022 10:33 AM (wdCAN)

236 Also, Xipe, is it gonna have a speakeasy?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 10:34 AM (j8OfL)

237 Pffttt...

Let me get my hands on you, then you'll know true bliss
Posted by: Nanzi Pelousi and her Lobster Claws at November 23, 2022 10:32 AM (CCSxw)

*clack* *clack* *clack*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Laptop, Doomscroller at November 23, 2022 10:34 AM (CwQXo)

238 hey Echo, blow me

Posted by: LEAF at November 23, 2022 10:34 AM (us2H3)

239 In Greek mythology, the beautiful nymph Echo is cursed by the goddess Hera and can only repeat the last words said to her.
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There was a lot of jealously among them Greek gods.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2022 10:35 AM (0v4YR)

240 239 In Greek mythology, the beautiful nymph Echo is cursed by the goddess Hera and can only repeat the last words said to her.
----

There was a lot of jealously among them Greek gods.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2022 10:35 AM (0v4YR)

=========

"At least she has all of her limbs..."
-Tyr

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 23, 2022 10:35 AM (LvTSG)

241 In Greek mythology, the beautiful nymph Echo is cursed by the goddess Hera and can only repeat the last words said to her.

And for the rest of her life she was only to be heard saying. Let's Go Brandon!

Posted by: Minnfidel Looking For Jackie at November 23, 2022 10:36 AM (GwxCX)

242 *clack* *clack* *clack*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Laptop, Doomscroller at November 23, 2022 10:34 AM (CwQXo)

Sleestaks!!

Posted by: Will and Holly at November 23, 2022 10:36 AM (7bRMQ)

243 someone's stihling my shit

Posted by: Echo at November 23, 2022 10:36 AM (us2H3)

244 There was a lot of jealously among them Greek gods.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2022 10:35 AM (0v4YR)

They did a lot to be jealous of, I guess.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Laptop, Doomscroller at November 23, 2022 10:36 AM (CwQXo)

245 "There was a lot of jealously among them Greek gods."

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Narcissus at November 23, 2022 10:36 AM (DhOHl)

246 Gatling gun

https://tippmannarmory.com/gatling-gun/

Made in IN. Ads in local paper.

Posted by: DaveA at November 23, 2022 10:37 AM (FhXTo)

247 Something very strange is going on with the Konnech story. If you haven't been following it this is the reason the two True The Vote activists were held in contempt and sent briefly to jail. This just happened.

>>@ProfMJCleveland

>>BREAKING: 5th Circuit spanks judge who entered contempt order against True the Vote's Phillips & Engelbrecht.

Margot Cleveland has been all over this case from day 1 and it's a much bigger deal than is being portrayed in the media when it is mentioned at all and once again the corrupt FBI is right in the middle of it.

Worth a read if you want to see just how screwed up our elections and our government really has become.

https://tinyurl.com/32xvnvs8

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 10:37 AM (ZLI7S)

248 Every Greek myth:

Zeus sees a cute boy/girl/farm animal and bangs the shit out of him/her/it, either consensually or by force.

Hera finds out and punishes the cute boy/girl/farm animal horrifically, even if he/she/it was essentially raped.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 23, 2022 10:37 AM (bW8dp)

249 I've decided to join this thread just so I can evaluate the quality of the titty comments.

The quality of the titties, themselves, is unalloyed.

TLDR version -- Nice tits.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 23, 2022 10:37 AM (JOtiF)

250 19c Euro spank material

Posted by: kallisto at November 23, 2022 10:38 AM (dCxaZ)

251 I have an a doctors visit and I just went from nervous to bored.

Ramstein has a song about the type of girl he wants. The video is hilarious.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 23, 2022 10:38 AM (9moAn)

252 248 Zeus sees a cute boy/girl/farm animal and bangs the shit out of him/her/it, either consensually or by force.

Hera finds out and punishes the cute boy/girl/farm animal horrifically, even if he/she/it was essentially raped.

Lather, rinse, repeat.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 23, 2022 10:37 AM (bW8dp)

========

"Well, except the Hercules story, of course."
-People brought up on Disney movies

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 23, 2022 10:38 AM (LvTSG)

253 It's interesting that the Chinese are also very nationalistic -- but they're playing the long game, infiltrating the West as Fifth Column movements in general and apparently the Davos crowd in particular.
Posted by: ShainS

I would imagine they're making moves in Russia also . In the long run they probably fear Russia more because of their proximity

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 23, 2022 10:39 AM (wdCAN)

254 I keep checking to see if Vegas has a line on how long Putin remains vertical .
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 23, 2022 10:22 AM (wdCAN)

I got a big bet on how long LV stays vertical

course, I got inside info

dah, dah

Posted by: VLAD at November 23, 2022 10:40 AM (us2H3)

255 I just learned the procedure to sonically crush my kidney stones is done under anesthesia. Now my level of concern has gone up a notch.

Posted by: polynikes at November 23, 2022 10:41 AM (pBEqG)

256 Hera cursed Echo by making her only able to speak the last few words spoken to her

This sounds kind of nice actually...

Posted by: Some Moron about to get hit by his wife at November 23, 2022 10:43 AM (ESjRY)

257 255 Well, Polynikes, you don’t want to hear the Yoko songs that they use to crush them, do you?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 10:43 AM (j8OfL)

258 This waiting room tv was sponsored by Pfizer.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 23, 2022 10:44 AM (9moAn)

259 True the Vote found Chinese links taking over, they reported to the Eff Bee Eye then got investigated for turning into the Eff Bee Eye, judge is on the Chinese side

Posted by: Skip's phone at November 23, 2022 10:44 AM (BRD//)

260 Worth a read if you want to see just how screwed up our elections and our government really has become.

A Boy Scout troop, lost in the woods, tripping on the Brown acid has nore coherence of thought then the Ivy league twats in DC

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 23, 2022 10:44 AM (wdCAN)

261 I keep checking to see if Vegas has a line on how long Putin remains vertical

If there is a serious assassination attempt on Vlad the people in NYC and DC better have some good sunblock on. Like maybe 100B SPF

Posted by: Some Moron about to get hit by his wife at November 23, 2022 10:44 AM (ESjRY)

262 Nigel Tufnel at November 23, 2022 10:13 AM (fs1hN)

Yeah, that would have been great. Somehow I doubt that the Danger Cats have a sign language interpreter on staff.

Posted by: Plum Duff, North America's newest cryptid at November 23, 2022 10:44 AM (QGO/0)

263 Didja see this? The White House has released a talking points cheat sheet for when your mega MAGA maniac radical extremist relative starts bad mouthing Fearless Leader.

https://bit.ly/3AD6soE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 23, 2022 10:44 AM (FVME7)

264 > I would imagine they're making moves in Russia also . In the long run they probably fear Russia more because of their proximity

Updating of an old joke: Putin and Trump decide to have themselves frozen to see what the future holds. When they're revived, they both ask to see a newspaper.

Putin starts laughing. Trump asks "What's so funny?" "I see U.S. economy is still in crapper."

Then Trump starts laughing. "What is making with funny?" "I see there's renewed fighting on the German-Chinese border."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 23, 2022 10:44 AM (bW8dp)

265 "There was a lot of jealously among them Greek gods.

Posted by: Mike Hammer"

Like a bunch of Jr. High school girls.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 23, 2022 10:45 AM (fv27Y)

266 I suspect she'd have a tough time fitting that plump little paw into a shoe.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2022 10:04 AM


Forty hours a week, my friend. Forty hours.

Posted by: Al Bundy at November 23, 2022 10:45 AM (a3Q+t)

267 One nive thing about living in MN. This time of year, your whole garage is one big walk in cooler.
Posted by: Minnfidel Looking For Jackie at November 23, 2022 10:24 AM


One definite advantage to cold weather. My deck is now a cooling rack for everything. Soon, an outdoor freezer.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2022 10:46 AM (tpYQB)

268 In Greek mythology, the beautiful nymph Echo is cursed by the goddess Hera and can only repeat the last words said to her
Was Echo a hottie?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 23, 2022 10:46 AM (eGTCV)

269 DeSantis Voters – Older, over educated, wealthy, Wall-Street, non-working, investment class, predominately white, left-leaning republicans with delicate sensibilities. The more of each of these attributes the person carries, the more likely they are to support DeSantis.
=====

Anybody else remember Rockefeller Republicans?

Anyway, I was surprised this week to discover (or maybe I forgot) that DeSantis is Harvard AND Yale, as well as his military service.

DeSantis v Bootyedge - The Epic Battle of the Resume!

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 23, 2022 10:46 AM (MIKMs)

270 > Anybody else remember Rockefeller Republicans?

Hell, I'm old enough to remember Scoop Jackson Democrats.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 23, 2022 10:47 AM (bW8dp)

271 So, you’re saying Hera wasn’t Echo-friendly?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 10:47 AM (j8OfL)

272 I was surprised this week to discover (or maybe I forgot) that DeSantis is Harvard AND Yale, as well as his military service.


Oh, well that's it, then. We certainly wouldn't want someone with accomplishments and national service in the WH.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 23, 2022 10:48 AM (eOEVl)

273 DeSantis v Bootyedge - The Epic Battle of the Resume!
-----------------
Simple way to decide - make them each change a tire.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 23, 2022 10:48 AM (0CuV9)

274 Charges everyone a nickel for every use of the word Echo

Posted by: Amazon at November 23, 2022 10:48 AM (1Yy3c)

275 I just learned the procedure to sonically crush my kidney stones is done under anesthesia. Now my level of concern has gone up a notch.

Posted by: polynikes at November 23, 2022 10:41 AM (pBEqG)

And while floating in a tub of water (I think). Plus they use first generation Klingon sonic disruptors.

Posted by: Archer at November 23, 2022 10:49 AM (gmo/4)

276 Simple way to decide - make them each change a tire.

Can I just ask a sexy, sexy biker to do it...and me?

Posted by: Pete Booyjizz at November 23, 2022 10:49 AM (ESjRY)

277 So, you’re saying Hera wasn’t Echo-friendly?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 10:47 AM

They invented bush trimmers.

Posted by: Minnfidel Looking For Jackie at November 23, 2022 10:49 AM (GwxCX)

278 She looks like she's wearing a shower curtain and has the mouth of blow-up doll. Quality art.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 23, 2022 10:49 AM (KFhLj)

279 I make them the night before. I brine them the day before that. cook one, smoke another and then carve them and put them in the roaster with chicken broth so that on Thanksgiving I just take the roaster out of the garage and turn it on to warm it up.

That's a good idea. I was trying to dry brine my turkey this morning, which is why I had it out.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 23, 2022 10:49 AM (eOEVl)

280 Harvard AND Yale?

Isn’t that like matter meeting anti-matter?

Or Michigan AND Ohio State?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 10:50 AM (j8OfL)

281 More boobies. Because chicks always climb mountains in a rolling paper dress to air out their boobies.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 10:50 AM (VwHCD)

282 I'm a Stihl man , myself

Posted by: SBF at November 23, 2022 10:50 AM (us2H3)

283 One definite advantage to cold weather. My deck is now a cooling rack for everything. Soon, an outdoor freezer.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2022 10:46 AM

Yep. Eventually the advantage goes away when you have to bring all your beverages in because they are frozen solid.

Posted by: Minnfidel Looking For Jackie at November 23, 2022 10:51 AM (GwxCX)

284 At Least Seven Dead After "Manager" Opens Fire in Virginia Walmart

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Dude, it's supposed to be Black FRIDAY.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 23, 2022 10:51 AM (FVME7)

285 What with all those right-wing terrorists lurking everywhere you'd think Klaus Schwab would be in danger.
Posted by: That NLurker guy

Schwab's security detail is so tight even Hunter's Johnson couldn't penetrate it
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 23, 2022 10:33 AM (wdCAN)

Something tells me he's got a sharp looking logo for all his guards, using the initials of the detail called Schwab's Security.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 23, 2022 10:51 AM (NWBBy)

286 Question - if a computer is non-binary, can it function?

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at November 23, 2022 10:51 AM (zSyrn)

287 Echo is an easy pickup. Just ask her if she wants to fuck.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 23, 2022 10:51 AM (0CuV9)

288 Medusa got her snake hair courtesy of a jealous goddess-Athena I believe.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 23, 2022 10:52 AM (eGTCV)

289 Question - if a computer is non-binary, can it function?

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at November 23, 2022 10:51 AM (zSyrn)

Yep...see slide rule.

Posted by: BignJames at November 23, 2022 10:53 AM (AwYPR)

290 I make them the night before. I brine them the day before that. cook one, smoke another and then carve them and put them in the roaster with chicken broth so that on Thanksgiving I just take the roaster out of the garage and turn it on to warm it up.

That's a good idea. I was trying to dry brine my turkey this morning, which is why I had it out.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 23, 2022 10:49 AM

Yea, it's a lot easier for day of. Plus the oven is usually full of stuffing, pies etc. so it's nice to have it done. One bird is about to go on the smoker. I brine mine with canning salt, water and brown sugar and some spices.

Posted by: Minnfidel Looking For Jackie at November 23, 2022 10:53 AM (GwxCX)

291 So the gay nightclub shooter was.. Non- Binary ?: yeah.. That's a MAGA person

Posted by: It's me donna at November 23, 2022 10:53 AM (bs+z0)

292 At Least Seven Dead After "Manager" Opens Fire in Virginia Walmart

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Dude, it's supposed to be Black FRIDAY.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 23, 2022 10:51 AM (FVME7)

It's bad enough you have to be careful to avoid being killed by falling prices but this is ridiculous.

Posted by: Amazon at November 23, 2022 10:54 AM (1Yy3c)

293 Yeah, that would have been great. Somehow I doubt that the Danger Cats have a sign language interpreter on staff.
________

I think anyone with a sense of humor and limber arms and fingers would have sufficed.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at November 23, 2022 10:54 AM (fs1hN)

294 Zeus sees a cute boy/girl/farm animal and bangs the shit out of him/her/it, either consensually or by force.

Hera finds out and punishes the cute boy/girl/farm animal horrifically, even if he/she/it was essentially raped.

Lather, rinse, repeat.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 23, 2022 10:37 AM (bW8dp)

Greek myth has a basis in reality. Lots of kids who are sexually abused, find that the women who are supposed to protect them, instead lash out (quite literally) at the child for tempting the man.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 23, 2022 10:54 AM (NWBBy)

295 291 So the gay nightclub shooter was.. Non- Binary ?: yeah.. That's a MAGA person
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He wasn't wearing a noose. Nooses mean MAGA.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 23, 2022 10:54 AM (0CuV9)

296 What with all those right-wing terrorists lurking everywhere you'd think Klaus Schwab would be in danger.

At the last Davos meeting the WEFers had stormtroopers walking the streets with rifles at the ready.

Remember guns are dangerous. Unless they are being used to protect elites.

Posted by: Pete Booyjizz at November 23, 2022 10:55 AM (ESjRY)

297
It's bad enough you have to be careful to avoid being killed by falling prices but this is ridiculous.
Posted by: Amazon at November 23, 2022 10:54 AM (1Yy3c

I guess he went into the break room and shot the employees...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 23, 2022 10:55 AM (bs+z0)

298 Titties!
And perky ones!
Well done CBD.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 23, 2022 10:55 AM (P7EjO)

299 Make me a sammich!

Sammich.
Sammich.
Sammich.

Posted by: Echo 'ette at November 23, 2022 10:55 AM (3Or4S)

300 292 At Least Seven Dead After "Manager" Opens Fire in Virginia Walmart

Did the weird attire finally get to him?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 23, 2022 10:56 AM (eGTCV)

301 Japan just upset Germany in the World Cup.

Then the Japanese fans stayed behind and cleaned up the stands. The Japanese have some odd traits in their culture but they are unfailingly polite.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 10:56 AM (ZLI7S)

302 Or Michigan AND Ohio State?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 10:50 AM (j8OfL)

Goddamnit...

It's The Ohio State, and that school up north.

#getitright

Posted by: zombie Woody Hayes at November 23, 2022 10:56 AM (CCSxw)

303 Make me a sammich!

Sammich.
Sammich.
Sammich.

Posted by: Echo 'ette at November 23, 2022 10:55 AM (3Or4S)

Wow. Pretty hungry, are you?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 23, 2022 10:56 AM (7bRMQ)

304 I guess he went into the break room and shot the employees...
=====

Going postal? Going jihadi? Old skool, I know.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 23, 2022 10:57 AM (MIKMs)

305 300 292 At Least Seven Dead After "Manager" Opens Fire in Virginia Walmart
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Good thing they didn't make him the Walmart Greeter.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 23, 2022 10:57 AM (0CuV9)

306
Like a bunch of Jr. High school girls.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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Hiya, Robert. Been right chilly hereabouts lately.

How are you? We really have to try to fix a time/place for a meet up sometime.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2022 10:57 AM (Ga8Fv)

307 The UNIX and the Echo: https://everything2.com/title/The+UNIX+and+the+Echo

Posted by: Patrick Carroll at November 23, 2022 10:57 AM (7Ozoq)

308 And while floating in a tub of water (I think). Plus they use first generation Klingon sonic disruptors.

Posted by: Archer at November 23, 2022 10:49 AM


Your agonizer please.......

Posted by: Spock with a goatee at November 23, 2022 10:58 AM (uNylN)

309 Yep. Eventually the advantage goes away when you have to bring all your beverages in because they are frozen solid.
Posted by: Minnfidel Looking For Jackie at November 23, 2022 10:51 AM


Great wine chiller, though. Come home, place bottle outside, cook, wine is chilled. Later, there are snowbanks.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2022 10:58 AM (tpYQB)

310 46 The umbilicus is preternaturally highly placed, a mere two inches bellow the xiphoid process. I rate this painting anatomically improbable.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2022 09:39 AM (ykeLU)

Made me look. No I'm going to have to look up xiphoid process.

Posted by: Javems at November 23, 2022 10:58 AM (AmoqO)

311 At Least Seven Dead After "Manager" Opens Fire in Virginia Walmart

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Dude, it's supposed to be Black FRIDAY.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 23, 2022 10:51 AM (FVME7)

What we need to do to stop this is cheap China merch regulation.

I'd like to see video of the guy's interview: "Tell us how you would manage a situation where your employees show disrespect for you and your decisions."

Posted by: BurtTC at November 23, 2022 10:58 AM (NWBBy)

312 303 Make me a sammich!

Sammich.
Sammich.
Sammich.

Posted by: Echo 'ette at November 23, 2022 10:55 AM (3Or4S)



Make your own

own
own
own


Posted by: Moron.ette at November 23, 2022 10:58 AM (bs+z0)

313 At Least Seven Dead After "Manager" Opens Fire in Virginia Walmart
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Driven to it by the customers' lack of fashion sense?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2022 10:58 AM (Ga8Fv)

314 New Report Suggests Going Back To Masks, Social Distancing Because of "Long [Chinese] COVID"

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Long Dong Ching Chong.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 23, 2022 10:58 AM (FVME7)

315 Japan just upset Germany in the World Cup.

Then the Japanese fans stayed behind and cleaned up the stands. The Japanese have some odd traits in their culture but they are unfailingly polite.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 10:56 AM


Japanese are the most racist people on the planet, but they are polite about it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 23, 2022 10:59 AM (uNylN)

316 Media was also a victim of Hers IIRC.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 23, 2022 10:59 AM (9moAn)

317 Germany is getting fucked by everyone.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 23, 2022 10:59 AM (0CuV9)

318 Good thing they didn't make him the Walmart Greeter.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 23, 2022 10:57 AM (0CuV9)

*self deletes joke that was in poor taste*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Laptop, Doomscroller at November 23, 2022 11:00 AM (CwQXo)

319 >Was Echo a hottie?

Posted by: That NLurker guy


Zaftig

Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022 11:00 AM (geLO8)

320 314 New Report Suggests Going Back To Masks, Social Distancing Because of "Long [Chinese] COVID"

They are still pushing the "vaccine" that everyone knows doesn't work

Posted by: It's me donna at November 23, 2022 11:00 AM (bs+z0)

321 Hochul signs partial cryptocurrency mining ban into New York law

Cryptocurrency mining is running computers. They've banned running computers. Clownworld.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 23, 2022 11:00 AM (Y5qcH)

322 Japan just upset Germany in the World Cup.

Then the Japanese fans stayed behind and cleaned up the stands. The Japanese have some odd traits in their culture but they are unfailingly polite.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 10:56 AM (ZLI7S)

After committing bukkake each one of the men hand the person at the center a moist towelette and then bow.

Posted by: Amazon at November 23, 2022 11:00 AM (1Yy3c)

323 Japanese are the most racist people on the planet, but they are polite about it.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 23, 2022 10:59 AM


???

Posted by: Koreans at November 23, 2022 11:00 AM (tpYQB)

324 315 Japanese are the most racist people on the planet, but they are polite about it.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 23, 2022 10:59 AM (uNylN)

========

Just don't bring up the dolphins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9_JkJQ7pf0

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 23, 2022 11:00 AM (LvTSG)

325 Japanese are the most racist people on the planet, but they are polite about it.
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As they should be. They are one of the few nations that hasn't resorted to the immigration mandate. NE Asia is like that.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 23, 2022 11:01 AM (0CuV9)

326 Made me look. No I'm going to have to look up xiphoid process.
Posted by: Javems at November 23, 2022 10:58 AM (AmoqO)

Should be where your rib cage meets at the bottom. The bump there. Mine is abnormally large per a cute blonde PA.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Laptop, Doomscroller at November 23, 2022 11:01 AM (CwQXo)

327 A pretty foot is a nice capper, not an end in itself.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2022 09:50 AM (KAKDL)


one day at the beach I was mindlessly gazing at the people around us. One young woman captured my attention because she was perfectly proportioned, from her head down to her feet. I don't mean bust-waist-hip measurements, I mean that her body's elements were perfectly in place according to classical metrics. It was like spotting a unicorn.

Posted by: kallisto at November 23, 2022 11:02 AM (dCxaZ)

328 >>Japanese are the most racist people on the planet, but they are polite about it.

Indians, dot not feather, would give them a run for their money.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 11:02 AM (ZLI7S)

329 As they should be. They are one of the few nations that hasn't resorted to the immigration mandate. NE Asia is like that.
_________

Ve are vorking on dat, zey vill comply, like all de utters haff done zo far.

Posted by: Klaus Schwab (totally not a N*zi) at November 23, 2022 11:02 AM (fs1hN)

330 "The last time we listened to you we got nuked."

Posted by: Abe to Merkel at November 23, 2022 11:03 AM (DhOHl)

331 It was like spotting a unicorn.

Posted by: kallisto at November 23, 2022 11:02 AM


I saw two unicorns off of I-64 in Waddy Kentucky one fall. There were in a field across from the truck stop that has the Denny's. Unfortunately I had forgotten my phone at home so I could not take pictures.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 23, 2022 11:03 AM (uNylN)

332 Well, this unraveled faster than I thought. Aldrich's father was 'Dick Delaware' in hardcore gay porn films. Aldrich himself is non-binary and will be addressed in court as Mx. Aldrich. Biggest losers - the dead and the media narrative.

Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2022 11:03 AM (oiNtH)

333 Japanese are the most racist people on the planet, but they are polite about it.
_______

Have you even looked at us?

Posted by: Every African Nation South of the Sahara at November 23, 2022 11:04 AM (lf83v)

334 By all rights Klaus Schwab should be the most universally hated man on earth.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 23, 2022 11:04 AM (eGTCV)

335 310 Made me look. No I'm going to have to look up xiphoid process.

in the end, isn't the xiphoid process the friends we made along the way?

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at November 23, 2022 11:04 AM (v3pYe)

336 > 286 Question - if a computer is non-binary, can it function?

Sure. There are still some base 10 computing devices around, and there used to be many more.

If the cost to make an n-state device were proportional to the number of states, a base 3 computer would be the most efficient (actually, base e, but that's kind of hard to build...heh). As it happens, though, we can make base 2 circuits way, way, way cheaper than base 3 units, so that's what we use.

Serious answers to facetious questions: I haz dem.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 23, 2022 11:04 AM (bW8dp)

337 No new thread til after Thanksgiving ?

Posted by: JT at November 23, 2022 11:05 AM (T4tVD)

338 Denny's suck. Waffle House for the win.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 23, 2022 11:05 AM (0CuV9)

339 No new thread til after Thanksgiving ?

Posted by: JT at November 23, 2022 11:05 AM (T4tVD)

You always have left overs at Thanksgiving.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 23, 2022 11:05 AM (7bRMQ)

340 Thanks for the ideas on my 1920's remodel. Art Deco is very pricey. A 1920's propane cook stove will go for upwards of $5000 or more. But beautiful. Same with the other appliances. I figure the appliances will cost me 20K+ but damn they are beautiful with all the hand painted porcelain. Antique light fixtures are high as hell too.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 23, 2022 11:06 AM (QSjkU)

341 >>By all rights Klaus Schwab should be the most universally hated man on earth.

Someday he will be high on the list of that old question if you could go back in time and kill one person to change the course of history who would it be?

He's a monster.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 11:06 AM (ZLI7S)

342 "Hiya, Robert. Been right chilly hereabouts lately.

How are you? We really have to try to fix a time/place for a meet up sometime.

Posted by: Mike Hammer"

Hi Mike. Been fine. Maybe we could have lunch at IHOP or something. Anywhere not downtown.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 23, 2022 11:06 AM (fv27Y)

343 Unfortunately I had forgotten my phone at home so I could not take pictures.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 23, 2022 11:03 AM (uNylN)

It never even occurs to me to whip out the phone when something unusual happens. A few months ago I witnessed a homeless man in a very intense martial arts battle with an invisible assailant. It was funny as shit, but I neglected to preserve it for posterity.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 23, 2022 11:06 AM (Y5qcH)

344 334 By all rights Klaus Schwab should be the most universally hated man on earth.
------------------
The world loves Bond villains.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 23, 2022 11:06 AM (0CuV9)

345 338 Denny's suck. Waffle House for the win.

Likewise Bob Evans.

Posted by: Diner guy at November 23, 2022 11:06 AM (DhOHl)

346 > Indians, dot not feather, would give them a run for their money.

As would the feather, not dot type.

It's amazing how often Native American groups use words like "the only real people" or "human beings" as a name for their own tribe.

The Lakota don't like being called "Sioux", with some actual justification in this case. "Sioux", in the language of one of their neighbors, means "snakes".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 23, 2022 11:07 AM (bW8dp)

347 Hochul signs partial cryptocurrency mining ban into New York law
__________

This bill was passed IN JUNE.

It has been sitting around while FTX benefitted the Democrats.

Now that the election is over, she sings the bill.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2022 11:07 AM (lf83v)

348 In addition to not participating in the USNews ratings, the ABA now says they won't require a LSAT for law school applicants.

The American Bar Association (ABA) voted to eliminate the LSAT requirement for law school applicants.

The change, approved by the Council of the ABA Section of Legal Education and Admissions to the Bar, would no longer require that law schools “have a ‘valid and reliable’ test,” ABA’s news release, obtained by Campus Reform, read.


Why no, this has absolutely nothing to do with their upcoming defeat in SCOTUS. Why do you ask, you racist?

https://tinyurl.com/yebjm238

Posted by: Archimedes at November 23, 2022 11:07 AM (eOEVl)

349 341 >>By all rights Klaus Schwab should be the most universally hated man on earth.
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Toss up between Lincoln and Wilson.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 23, 2022 11:08 AM (0CuV9)

350 It's amazing how often Native American groups use words like "the only real people" or "human beings" as a name for their own tribe.
...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 23, 2022 11:07 AM (bW8dp)


Word.

Posted by: La Raza at November 23, 2022 11:08 AM (PiwSw)

351 Japanese are the most racist people on the planet

I'm right here you know.

Posted by: Punjabi Brahmins at November 23, 2022 11:08 AM (UkV2l)

352 hmmmm, lots of bweebs lately...🧐

Posted by: lin-duh (y'all/all y'all) at November 23, 2022 11:08 AM (UUBmN)

353 Fucking New York is the most corrupt state in the nation.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2022 11:08 AM (lf83v)

354 Now that the election is over, she sings the bill.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2022 11:07 AM (lf83v)

I sing the body electric...

Posted by: zombie Walt Whitman at November 23, 2022 11:08 AM (CCSxw)

355 What? No Bunnymen?

Posted by: 29Victor at November 23, 2022 11:09 AM (BJKQV)

356 Fucking New York is the most corrupt state in the nation.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2022 11:08 AM (lf83v)

WTF?

Posted by: Illinois at November 23, 2022 11:09 AM (7bRMQ)

357 340 Thanks for the ideas on my 1920's remodel. Art Deco is very pricey. A 1920's propane cook stove will go for upwards of $5000 or more. But beautiful. Same with the other appliances. I figure the appliances will cost me 20K+ but damn they are beautiful with all the hand painted porcelain. Antique light fixtures are high as hell too.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 23, 2022 11:06 AM (QSjkU)

There's some fancy French appliance maker that makes retro styled stoves that look cool. I checked out their website and their largest stove was $60k.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 23, 2022 11:09 AM (Y5qcH)

358 ... she sings the bill...

No, but can you hum a few bars?

Posted by: Overly snarky at November 23, 2022 11:09 AM (DhOHl)

359 353 Fucking New York is the most corrupt state in the nation.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2022 11:08 AM (lf83v)


Absolutely.

Posted by: Illinois at November 23, 2022 11:09 AM (PiwSw)

360 HERE WE GO AGAIN: Biden Recommends Mask Mandates TWO WEEKS After Midterms

.. Joe Biden still has failed to end COVID

Posted by: SMOD at November 23, 2022 11:09 AM (RHGPo)

361 353 Fucking New York is the most corrupt state in the nation.
__________

Not possible!

Posted by: Illinois at November 23, 2022 11:09 AM (fs1hN)

362 347 she sings the bill

Soprano, alto, or tenor?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 11:09 AM (j8OfL)

363 > I'm right here you know.
Posted by: Punjabi Brahmins at November 23, 2022 11:08 AM (UkV2l)


As are we.

Posted by: Han Chinese at November 23, 2022 11:09 AM (bW8dp)

364 345 338 Denny's suck. Waffle House for the win.

Likewise Bob Evans.
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Fist bump.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 23, 2022 11:09 AM (0CuV9)

365 By all rights Klaus Schwab should be the most universally hated man on earth.

not brandon ?

Posted by: JT at November 23, 2022 11:09 AM (T4tVD)

366 356 Fucking New York is the most corrupt state in the nation.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2022 11:08 AM (lf83v)

WTF?
Posted by: Illinois at November 23, 2022 11:09 AM (7bRMQ)

Ahem

Posted by: California at November 23, 2022 11:09 AM (bs+z0)

367 I sing the body electric...
Posted by: zombie Walt Whitman
___________

And what a lovely singing voice you have.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2022 11:09 AM (lf83v)

368 340 Thanks for the ideas on my 1920's remodel. Art Deco is very pricey. A 1920's propane cook stove will go for upwards of $5000 or more. But beautiful. Same with the other appliances. I figure the appliances will cost me 20K+ but damn they are beautiful with all the hand painted porcelain. Antique light fixtures are high as hell too.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 23, 2022 11:06 AM (QSjkU)

Just looked and there are some beautiful examples out there on the net.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Laptop, Doomscroller at November 23, 2022 11:09 AM (CwQXo)

369 Rodrigo, bringing the Claven this morning.

Thanks for the tidbits of info.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2022 11:10 AM (ykeLU)

370 361 353 Fucking New York is the most corrupt state in the nation.
__________

Not possible!
-----------------
Hold my beer.

Posted by: California at November 23, 2022 11:10 AM (0CuV9)

371 It has always amused me that Japanese and Koreans are mutually racist against each other but are genetically the same stock.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 23, 2022 11:10 AM (yQpMk)

372 353 Fucking New York is the most corrupt state in the nation.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2022 11:08 AM (lf83v)

.. that's a heavy burden for any state, as New York has to battle it out with Illinois

Posted by: SMOD at November 23, 2022 11:10 AM (RHGPo)

373 In New York, the corruption is so blended in and so de rigeur, no one cares.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2022 11:10 AM (lf83v)

374 Now that the election is over, she sings the bill.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2022 11:07 AM (lf83v)


I always enjoy a bit of legislative operetta.

Posted by: spindrift at November 23, 2022 11:11 AM (h5TKJ)

375 There's some fancy French appliance maker that makes retro styled stoves that look cool. I checked out their website and their largest stove was $60k.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 23, 2022 11:09 AM (Y5qcH)

Yeah, some in Spain and Norway too, equally pricey but fucking gorgeous.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 23, 2022 11:11 AM (QSjkU)

376 Monkey got lost

Posted by: Skip's phone at November 23, 2022 11:11 AM (BRD//)

377 At Least Seven Dead After "Manager" Opens Fire in Virginia Walmart ---

He had an issue with himself.

Posted by: polynikes at November 23, 2022 11:11 AM (pBEqG)

378 Sock

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 23, 2022 11:11 AM (0CuV9)

379 Fucking New York is the most corrupt state in the nation.
__________

Not possible!
-----------------
Hold my beer.
Posted by: California
-----
**points**😂🤣

Posted by: Texas at November 23, 2022 11:11 AM (UUBmN)

380 Echo, the Primary God of the Main Stream Media Pantheon.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 23, 2022 11:11 AM (oHd/0)

381 371 It has always amused me that Japanese and Koreans are mutually racist against each other but are genetically the same stock.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 23, 2022 11:10 AM (yQpMk)

There you go, bringing science, biology, and genetics into the discussion.


#bebetter

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 23, 2022 11:11 AM (CCSxw)

382 352 hmmmm, lots of bweebs lately...🧐
Posted by: lin-duh (y'all/all y'all) at November 23, 2022 11:08 AM (UUBmN)

We are red blooded americans! (Even those of us who are red blooded Canadians, Englishmen or Australians.) We LIKE Boobs. They are evidence of God's Love.

What would you prefer we like?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Laptop, Doomscroller at November 23, 2022 11:11 AM (CwQXo)

383 Write your own Morning Rant today, I guess. I hate oysters.

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at November 23, 2022 11:11 AM (24fqN)

384 Rodrigo, bringing the Claven this morning.

Thanks for the tidbits of info.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2022 11:10 AM (ykeLU)

Tidbits? These ain't tids up here.

Posted by: Echo at November 23, 2022 11:12 AM (7bRMQ)

385 *
Just looked and there are some beautiful examples out there on the net.*

This whole internet thing could really catch on...

Posted by: Al Gore at November 23, 2022 11:12 AM (DhOHl)

386 NY may be most corrupt but Leftifornia is a one party state

Posted by: Skip's phone at November 23, 2022 11:12 AM (BRD//)

387 It's amazing how often Native American groups use words like "the only real people" or "human beings" as a name for their own tribe.

The Lakota don't like being called "Sioux", with some actual justification in this case. "Sioux", in the language of one of their neighbors, means "snakes".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 23, 2022 11:07 AM (bW8dp)

Makes sense. "We're the only real humans and all those others are snakes. And the only good snakes are dead snakes! *Commits genocide*"

Posted by: Robert at November 23, 2022 11:12 AM (1Yy3c)

388 371 It has always amused me that Japanese and Koreans are mutually racist against each other but are genetically the same stock.

.. World War II had the Japanese as the real "Baddies" in all of Asia. The random killing by the Japanese along with the kidnapping of women have left some deep scars

Posted by: SMOD at November 23, 2022 11:12 AM (RHGPo)

389 To be fair, the Japs look down on everybody.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 23, 2022 11:12 AM (QSjkU)

390 Tristan Snell@TristanSnell
If you’re reading this, Dr. Fauci helped save your life.

-
If you're still breathing, thank Fauci.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 23, 2022 11:12 AM (FVME7)

391 nood

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at November 23, 2022 11:12 AM (24fqN)

392 My favorite Dick Delaware movie is "It's Okay To Put It In My Ass," which co-starred Mitt Romney.

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at November 23, 2022 11:13 AM (zSyrn)

393 I'm ready to hole up somewhere with a gorgeous custom dream kitchen and make awesome food.

Posted by: Texas at November 23, 2022 11:13 AM (UUBmN)

394 heh...

Nood!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 23, 2022 11:13 AM (CCSxw)

395 WalMart Karen: "I want to speak with your manager."

"Blam, Blam, Blam!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2022 11:13 AM (ykeLU)

396 371 It has always amused me that Japanese and Koreans are mutually racist against each other but are genetically the same stock.
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Not so Number One Son. Koreans are the tallest tribe in Asia now that they can eat properly. Japanese, not so much.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 23, 2022 11:13 AM (0CuV9)

397 Elon Musk finds closet full of "#stay woke" T shirts at Twitter

Posted by: SMOD at November 23, 2022 11:14 AM (RHGPo)

398 To be fair, the Japs look down on everybody.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 23, 2022 11:12 AM (QSjkU)

We are the tallest in Asia.

Posted by: The Japanese at November 23, 2022 11:14 AM (7bRMQ)

399 I don't mind pictures of naked women, I just MUCH prefer naked men. lol. Not that there are as many beautiful male pictures as there are of beautiful women.

Posted by: sidney at November 23, 2022 11:14 AM (j4m/A)

400 389 To be fair, the Japs look down on everybody.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 23, 2022 11:12 AM (QSjkU)

Only if they're standing on ladders.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Sweet Potato Pies are Done at November 23, 2022 11:14 AM (PiwSw)

401 At Least Seven Dead After "Manager" Opens Fire in Virginia Walmart ---
__________

So, Kathy Hochul ordered the flags at half mast after LGBQT people were killed in Colorado.

There has been no such order for the victims of the Walmart shooting in Virginia.

LGBQT people are more important that the rest of America to these Dems.

Peons.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2022 11:14 AM (lf83v)

402 For being late, will someone spank the monkey?

(ducks, runs)

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of dirty socks left on at November 23, 2022 11:14 AM (UkV2l)

403 Write your own Morning Rant today, I guess. I hate oysters.
Posted by: Let gp Sink In at November 23, 2022 11:11 AM


I'll have your oysters, then. And the mignonette if you're not gonna use it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2022 11:14 AM (tpYQB)

404 To be fair, the Japs look down on everybody.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Which is hard when you're only 5'2".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 23, 2022 11:14 AM (FVME7)

405
Hi Mike. Been fine. Maybe we could have lunch at IHOP or something. Anywhere not downtown.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
--------

Agreed. The hipster/doper/transient population is rather out of control. The only time I am down there is Sunday morning, passing through. Sunday morning...and the zoo is already active.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2022 11:14 AM (m0EjK)

406 356 Fucking New York is the most corrupt state in the nation
____

Hold my Yeungling, we're catching up

Posted by: Pennsylvania at November 23, 2022 11:14 AM (fs1hN)

407 >>To be fair, the Japs look down on everybody.

No small feat when the average height is 5 foot nothing.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 11:15 AM (ZLI7S)

408 To be fair, the Japs look down on everybody.
__________

They have a different slant on social norms.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2022 11:15 AM (lf83v)

409 371 It has always amused me that Japanese and Koreans are mutually racist against each other but are genetically the same stock.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 23, 2022 11:10 AM (yQpMk)

except I think that the Koreans look a lot more like Mongolians than they look like the Japanese. To be fair, the Mongolians resemble the generic eastern siberian native stock, with very wide, flat faces.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 23, 2022 11:15 AM (trdmm)

410 Thanks for the ideas on my 1920's remodel. Art Deco is very pricey. A 1920's propane cook stove will go for upwards of $5000 or more. But beautiful. Same with the other appliances. I figure the appliances will cost me 20K+ but damn they are beautiful with all the hand painted porcelain. Antique light fixtures are high as hell too.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 23, 2022 11:06 AM (QSjkU)

Amazing how much it costs to replace all the shit we threw in the dumpsters when we were renovating the ancient houses.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 11:15 AM (VwHCD)

411 >>>It's amazing how often Native American groups use words like "the only real people" or "human beings" as a name for their own tribe.

>It's amazing how Kevin Costner can run around up and down paradise valley pretending he's the original cowboy with a $40K kit and a crew of 6 people.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 23, 2022 11:15 AM (geVLo)

412 A pox on the monkey for beng late!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2022 11:16 AM (lf83v)

413 Colorado gay club shooter is NON-BINARY and uses they/ them pronouns, lawyer says - as it's revealed estranged father is MMA fighter and PORN STAR named 'Dick Delaware'

.. you can't make this stuff up

Posted by: SMOD at November 23, 2022 11:16 AM (RHGPo)

414 Dick Delaware?

I did it first.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 23, 2022 11:17 AM (lf83v)

415 An MMA fighter AND a porn star?!?

There's a man with ambitions.

Posted by: Robert at November 23, 2022 11:17 AM (1Yy3c)

416 412 A pox on the monkey for beng late!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2022 11:16 AM (lf83v)

He should be shocked.

Posted by: Peter Gabriel at November 23, 2022 11:18 AM (PiwSw)

417 I think the looming railroad strike is another poison pill that the Union and the White House colluded with one another on. This seems to me like standard practice, as the Democrat Party is utterly unscrupulous and totally focused on power. Having created highly destructive situations, the Dems use cyclic transfers of political responsibility to showcase Republicans as weak and ineffective while they reap the personal and political benefits of their destructive ways. Sam Bankman-Fried, the NY crypto currency regulations mentioned upthread, and this RR strike all attest to that. Have a nice Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at November 23, 2022 11:18 AM (aGGj6)

418 The tardy monkey has arrived.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Sweet Potato Pies are Done at November 23, 2022 11:21 AM (PiwSw)

419 Under Grilling From Lawyer for Canadian Trucker Convoy, Trudeau Officials Can’t Name Evidence That Justified Emergencies Act

... clearly, Justin Trudeau is an alien extraterrestrial punk

Posted by: SMOD at November 23, 2022 11:21 AM (RHGPo)

420 A pox on the monkey for beng late!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Give him a break. He's busy spatchcockinf his bird

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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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