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THE MORNING RANT: Ted Cruz Hit By Thrown Missile, Media Snarks and Reminds Readers that Cruz Is Hated and Had It Coming

Ted Cruz Beer Can Missile.JPG

Here’s another example of the ruling class adage that “Right wing speech is violence. Left wing violence is speech.”

You probably remember the media’s reaction when Nancy Pelosi’s husband was assaulted by a mentally ill nudist in San Francisco. That was just a couple weeks ago, and Republican voters were blamed because of our “angry tone.”

So when Ted Cruz was hit by a beer can thrown at him during a parade earlier this month, did the media react with outrage at a member of Congress being assaulted? Did they demand that Democrats tone down their angry messaging?

Of course not. They snarked and reminded readers that Ted Cruz is so hated that he probably had it coming.

From Politico, it was the latest incident of public backlash against [Ted Cruz] in recent weeks.”

Ted Cruz - Politico - Beer Can.JPG

Of course, assaulting a Republican member of Congress is simply a “public backlash.”

How about CBS’ coverage? They pretty much agree with Politico that Cruz deserved it.

Man arrested for throwing beer can at Ted Cruz during Astros parade [CBS News]

Houston police tweeted that a 33-year-old man struck the senator from Texas with a beer can, who was on a float in the parade. The beer can struck the senator in the chest/neck area, but he did not require medical attention, authorities said.

Other reports confirmed that the missile was an unopened 12-ounce can.

Since the can didn’t hit Cruz in the face or knock him down, it’s apparently OK for CBS to celebrate that there were Cruz haters in the crowd:

There was video posted on social media that showed a can being thrown at Cruz, with boos coming from the parade crowd, although police did not say if that was the same incident.

So there might have been multiple cans thrown at Cruz? That really sounds like a violent climate. Why might there be such hatred? Maybe it’s because the media itself feels the need to stress how much Cruz should be hated. How is the following necessary for a story about a member of Congress being assaulted in Houston?

When Cruz attended Game 4 of the ALCS in New York, Yankee fans booed and flipped him off.

Don’t bother looking anywhere in that story about how all the vitriol directed at Cruz is a bad thing, or how it might have inspired subsequent violence against him. CBS just wants you to know that Cruz is widely hated.

From that you can simply infer then that he deserved what he got for causing people to hate him so.

Senator Cruz got the last word, however, mocking his assailant.

Cruz retweeted that video and thanked police for responding. "I'm also thankful that the clown who threw his White Claw had a noodle for an arm," he added.

(buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com)

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM




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1 first

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 18, 2022 11:01 AM (3CCua)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 18, 2022 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

3 Present.

Posted by: Half Dozen at November 18, 2022 11:02 AM (c7HsI)

4 TWITTER IS DYING!

TWITTER IS DYING!

Posted by: Some Guy On Twitter! at November 18, 2022 11:02 AM (KCOCK)

5 Read the content. What a mistake.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 18, 2022 11:03 AM (JMAcK)

6 Antifa attacking Democrats doesn't even make the news.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 18, 2022 11:03 AM (LvTSG)

7 Cruz retweeted that video and thanked police for responding. "I'm also thankful that the clown who threw his White Claw had a noodle for an arm," he added.

...and a noodle for a dick!

Posted by: Paul Pelosi, pouting in his finely appointed closet at November 18, 2022 11:03 AM (dCxaZ)

8 If we were as dangerous as they claimed, they wouldn't dare do this.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 18, 2022 11:04 AM (4olE8)

9 From the last thread:

I was assured this only happened in those silly Southern states when they get the first snow in 10 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 18, 2022 10:50 AM (LvTSG)

Used to believe that until I drove from Davenport, IA to Des Moines after a storm had come through. Counted 200+ wrecks on the highway.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 18, 2022 11:04 AM (906pl)

10 Rat fakers are declaring war

Posted by: Skip's phone at November 18, 2022 11:04 AM (IfZ6/)

11 I'm also thankful that the clown who threw his White Claw had a

Chuy Cruz? Isn't 'White Claw' part of ace's insult repertoire? Maybe I'm thinking of Steve Inman.

Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2022 11:04 AM (yZlY6)

12 It was the same thing with the BLM/Antifa attacks against the police at the White House during the George Floyd riots in Washington.

They pelted police non-stop with frozen water bottles and debris. But George Floyd died so it was okay.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 18, 2022 11:04 AM (lf83v)

13 It's rather telling that the left is always in the vapors about the POSSIBILITY of violence from the right, but has the giggles about violence done to the right.

Almost as if they want us all dead and are just barely hiding it now.

Like the mullahs- when people say "Death to America" or the like, BELIEVE THEM and act accordingly.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 18, 2022 11:05 AM (JMAcK)

14 I hate these people.

Posted by: E. A. Blair at November 18, 2022 11:05 AM (8o7em)

15 They push their crimes onto conservatives, it's us who cause mayhem they claim

Posted by: Skip's phone at November 18, 2022 11:05 AM (IfZ6/)

16 Cruz may nominally be on our team but man is it fucking dumb for politicians to take part in things like this.

Unless I missed the part where Ted hit cleanup or made the decision to let Correa go.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 18, 2022 11:05 AM (KbCG3)

17 Normally, this kind of story would piss me off. But since I consider Cruz to be a worthless, grandstanding nickelfucker, I don't give a shit.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 18, 2022 11:05 AM (AW0uW)

18 Political violence against Republicans will be the norm. It will spiral out of control and sweep up all of their supporters too.

It will be deadly.

And it will be tolerated.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 18, 2022 11:06 AM (Q4IgG)

19 It is a remarkable testament to the patience of sane, normal middle America that there hasn't been mass violence. Yet.

Part of it is fear. Some may be cowardice. But there is a growing storm in the soul of tens of millions of Americans who are closer to being backed fully into a corner than their antagonists realize. They are laying up for themselves a storehouse of incredible, unimaginable righteous wrath.

Imagine thinking you and your freakish cabal of pierced sexual anarchists, wealthy globalists, and masses of brainwashed idiots can take away peoples' livelihoods, basic constitution freedoms, and groom their children with long-term impunity. They are fools.

Posted by: SMFH at November 18, 2022 11:06 AM (TIAb4)

20 Cruz retweeted that video and thanked police for responding. "I'm also thankful that the clown who threw his White Claw had a noodle for an arm," he added.
____________

This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: Dak Prescott at November 18, 2022 11:06 AM (lf83v)

21 At some point in time, and I think it's time has come.

You're gonna fuck around once too often,, and find out...right quickly.

It is to be hoped for!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 18, 2022 11:07 AM (CCSxw)

22 Cruz retweeted that video and thanked police for responding. "I'm also thankful that the clown who threw his White Claw had a noodle for an arm," he added.

--------

I would have responded "I'm also thankful that the clown who threw his White Claw had an arm like Obama."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 18, 2022 11:07 AM (K3TEc)

23 I'd like to see a parody of that freaky coke campaign ad lumpy put out. In this one a deranged lafty throws a beer at Cruz, he catches it, pops it open, swigs, and says thanks kid.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 18, 2022 11:07 AM (OSc32)

24 You know what barely got talked about?

The republican gubernatorial candidate from NY being attacked and almost stabbed in the neck.

A high-profile race in one of the largest states in the country and, well, you'd be hearing crickets if they weren't feeding them to our kids.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 18, 2022 11:07 AM (KbCG3)

25 Willowed: you are still around...

https://is.gd/HuxSw4
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 18, 2022


***
That top painting looks like the cover of a Fawcett Gold Medal paperback thriller by John D. MacDonald.

Another nice one from that page: https://tinyurl.com/2s3xfesx

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2022 11:07 AM (J2vNu)

26 There are 2 levels of society in America. Our level is in the sewer. Theirs is high above, pissing on us and laughing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 18, 2022 11:07 AM (Zz0t1)

27 A conservative reply to the Cato Institute being soft on the border, using a military-aviation analogy...

The Columbia Bugle @ColumbiaBugle
Hey @CatoInstitute, have you ever seen this plane before?

https://twitter.com/ColumbiaBugle/status/
1593398124810231809

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) cancel your NY Post at November 18, 2022 11:08 AM (yikp0)

28 So, when this very same cadre if media scum start telling us that Trump and the GOP are up by 20 points, are we going to believe it ? Again?

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at November 18, 2022 11:09 AM (9X60i)

29 Democrats are dangerous, and have permission from the Propaganda Media to hurt people.

Keep your head on a swivel around them.

Posted by: Steve Scalise at November 18, 2022 11:09 AM (lHBA1)

30 So the guy who threw the beer can was just signed by the Mariners.


Posted by: Raoul Ortega at November 18, 2022 11:09 AM (a/7LW)

31 All Hail His Majesty Sponge the Great, First of the Trolls!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 18, 2022 11:10 AM (2r7n0)

32 The Columbia Bugle @ColumbiaBugle
Hey @CatoInstitute, have you ever seen this plane before?

https://twitter.com/ColumbiaBugle/status/
1593398124810231809


Man, that is really good.

Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2022 11:10 AM (yZlY6)

33 LOL 2 days before the World Cup Qatar bans all Beer, Budweiser is a 75 million dollar sponsor.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 18, 2022 11:10 AM (cvPyL)

34 Glad it wasn't a zima....do they still exist?

Posted by: BignJames at November 18, 2022 11:10 AM (AwYPR)

35 Have we found a case of MAGA terrorists yet? I mean one not led by the FBI.

Speaking of, what happened to the mass arrest of the khaki wearing crew? Patriot Front. Because they think all republicans run around in khakis. Lol.

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2022 11:10 AM (ZdaMQ)

36 Normally, this kind of story would piss me off. But since I consider Cruz to be a worthless, grandstanding nickelfucker, I don't give a shit.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


Until we get free shots at dem officials, this pisses me off.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2022 11:10 AM (H6Wmi)

37 C'mon, throwing a dude a beer is totes normal.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 18, 2022 11:10 AM (0CuV9)

38 TWITTER IS DYING!

Leftist Twitter is surpassing Y2K levels of hysteria about the upcoming demise of Twitter.

An example:

this is the burning of the millennial library of alexandria

The Left is completely freaked out - Twitter is a key organizing instrument (for example, boycotts and cancelling people would be much more difficult without Twitter), and the Left is used to Twitter amplifying Leftist voices and suppressing conservative voices.

It's a key tool for them.

More:

Twitter's imminent shutdown is bumming me out, mainly because this is the platform I've built most of my audience on. Legit years and years of work, that inevitably got me hired, and has gotten me some of my biggest opportunities in life. All gone. Because of one rich white man.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 18, 2022 11:10 AM (KCOCK)

39 Not surprising since most sports nuts who live and die by their team's success and failures are Lefty losers.

Posted by: polynikes at November 18, 2022 11:11 AM (pAYE7)

40 "I'm also thankful that the clown who threw his White Claw had a noodle for an arm,"

Noodle dick threw a White Claw? Did he ask his boyfriend for permission first? Those things cost money.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2022 11:11 AM (lHBA1)

41 All Hail His Majesty Sponge the Great, First of the Trolls!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 18, 2022 11:10 AM (2r7n0)



*mic drop*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 18, 2022 11:11 AM (Zz0t1)

42 The guy who threw the beer, when arrested, stated he just wanted Ted to chug.

Posted by: Archer at November 18, 2022 11:11 AM (gmo/4)

43 This is about me, isn't it.
Posted by: Dak Prescott at November 18, 2022 11:06 AM (lf83v)

I was going to pass this along, but intercepted

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 18, 2022 11:11 AM (/6GbT)

44
Out: The New Green Deal.
In: The New Great Leap Forward.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 18, 2022 11:11 AM (K3TEc)

45 @18

>>Political violence against Republicans will be the norm. It will spiral out of control and sweep up all of their supporters too.

Political violence against Republicans has largely been the norm for 150 years.

We are simply reverting back to the mean.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2022 11:12 AM (azvTr)

46 28, yes because it will probably be true. What I won’t believe is that will translate to an actual win.

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2022 11:12 AM (ZdaMQ)

47 Since the can didn’t hit Cruz in the face or knock him down, it’s apparently OK for CBS to celebrate that there were Cruz haters in the crowd:
++++
Their tone wouldn't change much in that case, regardless. If Cruz got hit in the head, and fell down, and got trampled and died, the message would be the same, and about how these are the risks of polarizing figures who gin up hatred between Americans.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 18, 2022 11:12 AM (t0OGg)

48 ... a 33-year-old man struck the senator from Texas with a beer can, who was on a float in the parade.

*******

Journalists are masters of the English language?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 18, 2022 11:12 AM (ykeLU)

49 LOL 2 days before the World Cup Qatar bans all Beer, Budweiser is a 75 million dollar sponsor.

How can anyone watch soccer without being drunk?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 18, 2022 11:12 AM (KCOCK)

50 I thought we were supposed to hate the Zodiac Killer?

Posted by: Just Lily at November 18, 2022 11:12 AM (nJvQG)

51 LOL 2 days before the World Cup Qatar bans all Beer, Budweiser is a 75 million dollar sponsor.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 18, 2022 11:10 AM (cvPyL)



BWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 18, 2022 11:13 AM (Zz0t1)

52 "this is the burning of the millennial library of alexandria"

I'm surprised any of them know what the library of Alexandria was.

I bet they think it was White Christian Nationalists what burned it tho.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 18, 2022 11:13 AM (AWwA/)

53 Normally, this kind of story would piss me off. But since I consider Cruz to be a worthless, grandstanding nickelfucker, I don't give a shit.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

I couldn't disagree more.

Posted by: polynikes at November 18, 2022 11:13 AM (pAYE7)

54 Don’t bother looking anywhere in that story about how all the vitriol directed at Cruz is a bad thing, or how it might have inspired subsequent violence against him. CBS just wants you to know that Cruz is widely hated.

From that you can simply infer then that he deserved what he got for causing people to hate him so.

++++
Yup. By going against any facet of the Prog ideology in public, he was asking for backlash and got what he asked for. He knew the risks, did it anyway and got what was coming to him.

Just like that young woman wearing the tight clothes and high heels after dark downtown.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 18, 2022 11:13 AM (t0OGg)

55 When did we first try to get SMOD to enter the race?

Every year, more and more, it's the only candidate who can fix things ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 18, 2022 11:13 AM (5EnGD)

56 Soccer is boring. With beer it's still boring, but almost tolerable. Without beer, it can drive one to suicide.


Posted by: Archer at November 18, 2022 11:13 AM (gmo/4)

57
Noodle dick threw a White Claw? Did he ask his boyfriend for permission first? Those things cost money.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2022 11:11 AM (lHBA1)



The fresh jizz on his hand made the can slip.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 18, 2022 11:13 AM (Zz0t1)

58 BWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

The Qatari government is also posting posters mocking homosexuals.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 18, 2022 11:14 AM (KCOCK)

59 Soccer is boring. With beer it's still boring, but almost tolerable. Without beer, it can drive one to suicide.


Posted by: Archer at November 18, 2022 11:13 AM (gmo/4)



Read an article the other day about how soccer is the downfall of society and is ruining the planet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 18, 2022 11:14 AM (Zz0t1)

60 Chuy Cruz? Isn't 'White Claw' part of ace's insult repertoire? Maybe I'm thinking of Steve Inman.
Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2022 11:04 AM (yZlY6)


Inman.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 18, 2022 11:14 AM (ZSK0i)

61
How can anyone watch soccer without being drunk?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 18, 2022 11:12 AM (KCOCK)



Corrected.

And that's one helluva hash you've got there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 18, 2022 11:15 AM (Zz0t1)

62 27
The Columbia Bugle @ColumbiaBugle
Hey @CatoInstitute, have you ever seen this plane before?

https://twitter.com/ColumbiaBugle/status/
1593398124810231809
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0

Lockheed Ventura. You know how I know that? You can tell by looking from the dorsal turret to the tail!

Posted by: Captain Quint at November 18, 2022 11:15 AM (MciYk)

63 Looks like Ted could stand to drop a few. He should get more exercise. I'd start with the application of a hundred lashes to the one who "threw" the can.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2022 11:15 AM (eOEVl)

64 >>> Ted Cruz Hit By Thrown Missile


It was Russia, Article 5 now! Nuke them nuke them nuke everybody yes! yes! OMG YES YES!

Posted by: Zelenskyy Blinken and Nuland walk into a bar at November 18, 2022 11:15 AM (PY/t0)

65 Soccer tells us we need to teach the world how to use their hands.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 18, 2022 11:16 AM (0CuV9)

66 Teddy Roosevelt was shot in the chest, mid-speech.
He finished the speech.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, overcast skies at November 18, 2022 11:16 AM (jTmQV)

67 The criminal media likes to brag about how brave they are because of all that right wing hate. But since they are hated they deserve about.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 18, 2022 11:16 AM (eGTCV)

68 how soccer is the downfall of society and is ruining the planet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 18, 2022 11:14 AM (Zz0t1)

Funny way to spell democrats

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 18, 2022 11:16 AM (/6GbT)

69 2 days before the World Cup Qatar bans all Beer, Budweiser is a 75 million dollar sponsor.

They had previous worked out a deal where beer was allowed (for Bud) but now its been rescinded. Qatar has FIFA by the short and curlies here, they cannot cancel or move the match this close to the event.

Qatar is an evil place anyway, why they would have the matches there is just one more example of the corruption. According to FIFA rules, the first game has to be the host country vs their opponent in the series, so its two countries nobody cares about which hilariously hurts the advertising money.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 11:16 AM (Ivdso)

70 Mickey Kaus on "everyone at Twitter has quit, so Twitter will die in the next few days":

I've been in situations where basically the entire staff of a magazine quits, and I've seen other situations like that. You think to yourself, "They'll never get the next issue out." They always get the next issue out.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 18, 2022 11:16 AM (KCOCK)

71 Soccer is boring. With beer it's still boring, but almost tolerable. Without beer, it can drive one to suicide.

Posted by: Archer at November 18, 2022 11:13 AM (gmo/4)

How much barely watchable shit is gonna' be pre-empted for this un-watchable shit?

Posted by: BignJames at November 18, 2022 11:16 AM (AwYPR)

72 >Journalists are masters of the English language?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 18, 2022 11:12 AM (ykeLU)

So the beer can was on a float...or the man was on a float with the beer can...wait, what?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 18, 2022 11:16 AM (gryET)

73 "A beer can was thrown. . . "

The media certainly likes its passive voice when dealing with events that bruise their narrative.

Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at November 18, 2022 11:17 AM (8SABE)

74 Chuy Cruz? Isn't 'White Claw' part of ace's insult repertoire? Maybe I'm thinking of Steve Inman.
Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2022 11:04 AM (yZlY6)

Inman.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 18, 2022 11:14 AM (ZSK0i)


Eh, everyone pretty much uses White Claw as an insult drink for lame-asses.

Like Zima back in the day.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2022 11:17 AM (KLPy8)

75 Can we start shooting yet?

Posted by: Smart Ass at November 18, 2022 11:17 AM (FjlUt)

76 Soccer is one of those games that is fun enough to play but really dull to watch. But, it has a positive: the games don't stop for ads like the NFL, and the time is pretty close to one hour a match (with a few minutes of penalty time).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 11:18 AM (Ivdso)

77 39 Not surprising since most sports nuts who live and die by their team's success and failures are Lefty losers.
Posted by: polynikes at November 18, 2022 11:11 AM (pAYE7)

I am a Soccer fan ( Yeah I know) it's damn weird, They treat it like their religion, They really got upset when the owner's of the Team hosted J.D. Vance fundraiser, they lost their damn minds over it, why didn't the team make a Statement on ROE V WADE being overturned, maybe because it has ZERO to do with the team

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 18, 2022 11:18 AM (6cclQ)

78 "Soccer is boring. With beer it's still boring, but almost tolerable. "

Have you considered rating the flops like they do Olympic skating routines?

Except for the risk of being trampled by angry hooligans, it's almost be worth it to attend one with some friends and put up scorecards for every flop.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 18, 2022 11:18 AM (AWwA/)

79
How much barely watchable shit is gonna' be pre-empted for this un-watchable shit?
Posted by: BignJames at November 18, 2022 11:16 AM (AwYPR)



Low ratings will cause it to be aired on the lower ESPN channels, preempting the millennial shit sports of Spikeball, tag and whatever that thing where they kick the ball off a table is called.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 18, 2022 11:18 AM (Zz0t1)

80 Soccer is boring. With beer it's still boring, but almost tolerable. Without beer, it can drive one to suicide.

Posted by: Archer at November 18, 2022 11:13 AM (gmo/4)

How is Budweiser going to help that? You need a real beer like Schlitz or Hamm's or Keystone.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 18, 2022 11:18 AM (nJvQG)

81 "A beer can was thrown. . . "

The media certainly likes its passive voice when dealing with events that bruise their narrative.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at November 18, 2022 11:17 AM (8SABE)

It's time for beer can control.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 18, 2022 11:18 AM (eGTCV)

82 Eh, everyone pretty much uses White Claw as an insult drink for lame-asses.

Like Zima back in the day.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2022 11:17 AM (KLPy

Is Bartles & Jaymes still around?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 18, 2022 11:19 AM (906pl)

83 All those soy petit dictators working at Twitter quitting is only a good thing for the company. Makes it easier for Musk to move the hq as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 11:19 AM (Ivdso)

84 >71 Soccer is boring. With beer it's still boring, but almost tolerable. Without beer, it can drive one to suicide.

Posted by: Archer at November 18, 2022 11:13 AM (gmo/4)

Respectfully disagree. Took Meta Boy to Liverpool to see a match at Annfield. It was one of the best sporting events I've ever experienced. Agree it can suck donkey dick on TV. Not as bad as hockey, but close.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 18, 2022 11:19 AM (gryET)

85 I thought that Pearl Forrester had taken over Qatar and bought it some Us.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 18, 2022 11:20 AM (2r7n0)

86 I can't imagine Twitter employees giving up a severance package by preemptively quitting. I definitely wouldn't.

Posted by: polynikes at November 18, 2022 11:20 AM (pAYE7)

87 "I can't keep this dang rag lit..."

/guy throwing a Miller-tov cocktail

Posted by: Muldoon at November 18, 2022 11:20 AM (ykeLU)

88 I am a Soccer fan ( Yeah I know) it's damn weird, They treat it like their religion,

They think that soccer is European and Third World, and is therefore uncontaminated by evil American cooties.

It's a way for them to demonstrate their contempt of American culture.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 18, 2022 11:20 AM (KCOCK)

89 Speaking of flops, how do they tell the difference between a soccer player's natural over-acting and a soccer player actually dying on the field from suddenly?

Inquiring mind want to know!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 18, 2022 11:20 AM (AWwA/)

90 the clown who threw his White Claw had a noodle for an arm

.


Thanks!

Posted by: The guy's defense attorney at November 18, 2022 11:20 AM (G86Sr)

91 56, J was raised 1/2 in the the Deep South and 1/2 Tuscany. As a result he has some distinct euroweenie traits to include a love of soccer. Soccer players are amazingly hot and their hair never gets messed up. It’s some sort of miracle, tbh.

To counter this, he is obsessive about SEC football, because that is who we are in the south, he is a UGA grad. An UGA grad? I graduated from TAMU so not sure. Hahaha.

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2022 11:21 AM (ZdaMQ)

92 Is Bartles & Jaymes still around?

Bartles & Jaymes Disappeared After the '80s. Now, It's Making Wine Coolers... Cool Again. The king of wine coolers is back with new cans and new flavors

Yes, because it seems that nothing is so stupid that it stays dead with the yoots.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2022 11:21 AM (eOEVl)

93 White Claw had a noodle for an arm," he added.

You bastard!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at November 18, 2022 11:21 AM (tcbir)

94 Soccer is beloved by lefties because its a non-American sport that you don't even have to know much about to understand and follow it. The rules are really simple. Plus, the big stars are all huge douchebags and the fake injuries fit into the woke psyche well: he was touched and it triggered him! red card!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 11:21 AM (Ivdso)

95 76 Soccer is one of those games that is fun enough to play but really dull to watch. But, it has a positive: the games don't stop for ads like the NFL, and the time is pretty close to one hour a match (with a few minutes of penalty time).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 11:18 AM (Ivdso)

Rugby, had my tonsul's taken out and I watched the Rugby World cup, really enjoyed it and got into it.

Now Baseball is damn boring.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 18, 2022 11:21 AM (6cclQ)

96 Cruz retweeted that video and thanked police for responding. "I'm also thankful that the clown who threw his White Claw had a noodle for an arm," he added.

Wonder if it was actually a White Claw or if he was doing a Steve Inman reference.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2022 11:21 AM (ZGrMX)

97 I enjoy watching Rugby. Basically a game stocked with linebackers going full tilt bozo without a break. Truly an endurance sport.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 18, 2022 11:22 AM (0CuV9)

98 the clown who threw his White Claw had a noodle for an arm
________

You know. . .

Posted by: Zombie Bob Dole at November 18, 2022 11:22 AM (lf83v)

99 Seeeagrams Golden Wine Coooler

Posted by: The dulcimer tones streaming forth from Bruce Willis's prematurely balding head at November 18, 2022 11:23 AM (PY/t0)

100 Had he been hit in the head and murdered, the headlines would have been:

"Ted Cruz Killed After Beer Can Slams Into His Head."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 18, 2022 11:23 AM (K3TEc)

101 >It's a way for them to demonstrate their contempt of American culture.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 18, 2022 11:20 AM (KCOCK)

Re: the upthread mention of seeing Liverpool play at Annfield. My son and I were invited to a supporters pub after the match. They thought it was a hoot a couple of Yanks were amongst them. It was awesome - and I learned a whole lot of Brit trash-talk.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 18, 2022 11:23 AM (gryET)

102 No Bud, no gay sex, what's next? No soccer?

Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2022 11:23 AM (ptElO)

103 Ummm.. and hour and a half.
45 minute halves.

Add halftime and 'injury time' and the whole thing is two hours or so.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 18, 2022 11:23 AM (tcbir)

104 The real tragedy here is that they allow White Claw to be sold in Texas.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 18, 2022 11:23 AM (lf83v)

105 Rugby, had my tonsul's taken out and I watched the Rugby World cup, really enjoyed it and got into it.

Now Baseball is damn boring.


Australian Rules Football is fun to watch as well. Baseball isn't boring, its slow and takes a lot of understanding of the game to really enjoy. That was fine back in the radio days, because most kids played baseball and people had more time to absorb and enjoy things. These days its really slow paced and too complicated for younger people to learn.

And since baseball requires so many players and equipment to play, its not as played by kids any longer. The flood of illegals from down south has replaced almost all the small fields in towns with soccer pitches. Its tragic, but inevitable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 11:23 AM (Ivdso)

106 But here's the thing:.
Even with physical violence against House and Senate Republicans, they still--STILL-- haven't learned the Democrats are evil top to bottom.

They go into the chambers and blather on about "friends across the aisle " with their bruises and cuts still fresh.

So. F em. May a hundred more be assaulted until they get the message: If we are not safe from the violence of the left--directly because you don't fight for us-- you are not either. Don't come crying to us until then.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 18, 2022 11:24 AM (5EnGD)

107 Cruz is all talk. Never talks about the steal on 2020, or this year

Posted by: Jonah at November 18, 2022 11:24 AM (Cw0fX)

108 the clown who threw his White Claw had a noodle for an arm
________

You know. . .

Posted by: Zombie Bob Dole

Right?

Posted by: Zombie Kaiser Wilhelm at November 18, 2022 11:24 AM (eOEVl)

109 Had he been hit in the head and murdered, the headlines would have been:

"Ted Cruz Killed After Beer Can Slams Into His Head."
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 18, 2022 11:23 AM (K3TEc)



"In An Effort To Save Our Democracy, Man Caused Projectile Strikes Ted Cruz In Head"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 18, 2022 11:24 AM (Zz0t1)

110 @48 Journalists are masters of the English language?

----

So are their editors.

Posted by: junior at November 18, 2022 11:24 AM (qm1fz)

111 I'm not sure there are any politicians worth the price of a beer it's better in my belly than on his shirt.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 18, 2022 11:24 AM (eGTCV)

112 Cruz is all talk. Never talks about the steal on 2020, or this year
Posted by: Jonah at November 18, 2022 11:24 AM (Cw0fX

All talk or never talks? Either way you're wrong.

Posted by: polynikes at November 18, 2022 11:25 AM (pAYE7)

113 97 I enjoy watching Rugby. Basically a game stocked with linebackers going full tilt bozo without a break. Truly an endurance sport.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 18, 2022 11:22 AM (0CuV9)

Youngest daughter just got back from a semester in Australia. She went to a number of Australian rules football matches and thoroughly enjoyed them, although she couldn't explain to me how the game is played.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 18, 2022 11:25 AM (906pl)

114 The only thing Labatt’s is good for IS throwing at politicians.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 18, 2022 11:25 AM (2r7n0)

115 Australian Rules Football is fun to watch as well.
--------------
Yes it is. When I lived in Hawaii they had it on regularly. Its the rare Aussie footballer that has a full set of teeth.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 18, 2022 11:25 AM (0CuV9)

116 Eh, everyone pretty much uses White Claw as an insult drink for lame-asses.

Like Zima back in the day.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2022 11:17 AM (KLPy


Yeah, but Steve elevated it to an art form, along with Andy and Brandy Tifa, as well as summer teeth.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 18, 2022 11:26 AM (ZSK0i)

117 From Insty:


THE BEST NEWS YET: “TWITTER’S MODERATION SYSTEM IS IN TATTERS.”

“At this moment, we have nobody to reach out to,” says Nina Santos, a researcher at the Brazilian National Institute of Science & Technology in Digital Democracy. “All the people that we were talking with are no longer there.” Santos says that until Musk’s takeover, Twitter had been “quite responsive” in taking down rule-breaking content that could undermine trust in the election or spread disinformation, compared to Meta and Google. The entirety of Twitter’s Brazil team was included in the 7,500 people laid off earlier this month.

Although Lula was declared the winner of the election, Santos says she still sees tweets questioning the result or calling for mobilization against the government. All of these, she says, are dangerous.

No, lady, you are dangerous, and you and those like you here in the U.S. need to be stopped.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2022 11:26 AM (eOEVl)

118 Now, an epic BALLER move would have been Cruz picking up the can, opening it, taking a swig, and saying 'Thanks for the Beer, Pal!'

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2022 11:26 AM (oHd/0)

119 I learned a lot of Brit trash talk while in the Navy and on liberty during NATO exercises in the 70's and 80's. The best thing was I didn't have to suffer through a soccer match first.

LOL.

Posted by: Archer at November 18, 2022 11:26 AM (gmo/4)

120 BTW, Forbes magazine claimed, in a Tweet referencing a puff piece about the lovely Catherine Ellison of FTX that "she was a darling of the alt-right".

That's why FTX gave so much money to Democrats.

They have since edited that claim out of the Tweet.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 18, 2022 11:26 AM (KCOCK)

121 113 Youngest daughter just got back from a semester in Australia. She went to a number of Australian rules football matches and thoroughly enjoyed them, although she couldn't explain to me how the game is played.

ah. well, i always refer to it as "australian lack-of-rules football", because i couldn't figure it out either.

the pointy guys in lab coats are nice, though.

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at November 18, 2022 11:27 AM (oY6Yp)

122 Brazilian National Institute of Science & Technology in Digital Democracy
____________

I almost got a job there, but I was told I was overqualified.

Posted by: John Fetterman, The Fetterman Center of Excellence at November 18, 2022 11:27 AM (lf83v)

123 Now, an epic BALLER move would have been Cruz picking up the can, opening it, taking a swig, and saying 'Thanks for the Beer, Pal!'
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2022 11:26 AM (oHd/0)



Catch it. Guzzle it. Crush it.

"THANKS! I NEEDED THAT!" *points finger with big smile*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 18, 2022 11:27 AM (Zz0t1)

124 ... “At this moment, we have nobody to reach out to,” says Nina Santos, a researcher at the Brazilian National Institute of Science & Technology in Digital Democracy. “ ...
Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2022 11:26 AM (eOEVl)
++++
Why, that organization sounds downright Orwellian.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 18, 2022 11:27 AM (t0OGg)

125 Soccer is one of those games that is fun enough to play but really dull to watch. But, it has a positive: the games don't stop for ads like the NFL, and the time is pretty close to one hour a match (with a few minutes of penalty time).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 11:18 AM (Ivdso)

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Attended a college football game a couple weeks ago (my cousin is the starting QB at Montana State), and the TV time-outs were annoying as hell. Turned a 2-hour experience into 3 hours.

Even worse is the loud music that has to be endured during any lull in the action (and we were in a small, indoor stadium at Northern Arizona University. Jeebus, you can't even go to a little league or high school baseball game anymore without crap "pop music" being blasted at near-deafening decibels between innings ... you leave hoarse just trying to talk with others in between the action.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 18, 2022 11:28 AM (K3TEc)

126 Now, an epic BALLER move would have been Cruz picking up the can, opening it, taking a swig, and saying 'Thanks for the Beer, Pal!'
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2022 11:26 AM (oHd/0)
The stone cold Steve Austin, except his were tossed to him in a friendly manner

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 18, 2022 11:28 AM (/6GbT)

127
"I shall smite thee with my sword, White Claw! Ouch! I threw out my shoulder!"

-- Soy Boy of the Vast Southern Wastes

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 18, 2022 11:28 AM (pNxlR)

128 Catch it. Guzzle it. Crush it.

"THANKS! I NEEDED THAT!" *points finger with big smile*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 18, 2022 11:27 AM (Zz0t1)


GRONK!

Posted by: Archer at November 18, 2022 11:29 AM (gmo/4)

129 Is Bartles & Jaymes still around?

Bartles & Jaymes Disappeared After the '80s. Now, It's Making Wine Coolers... Cool Again. The king of wine coolers is back with new cans and new flavors

Yes, because it seems that nothing is so stupid that it stays dead with the yoots.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2022


***
" . . . and thank you for your support."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2022 11:29 AM (J2vNu)

130 No, lady, you are dangerous, and you and those like you here in the U.S. need to be stopped.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2022 11:26 AM (eOEVl)

We will have NO SUCH talk about Trees and Blood and Liberty, in this BAR! Management has spoken!

And what is all this talk about TEA? NO TEA PARTIES ALLOWED!

Posted by: Boston Bar Owner, 1773 at November 18, 2022 11:29 AM (oHd/0)

131 So JFK was killed by public backlash. Cool.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 18, 2022 11:29 AM (buTO7)

132 Aussie Football has, like, one rule.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2022 11:29 AM (iziT8)

133 Hitting the husbands of political figures in the head with a hammer in their own homes is now a legitimate form of protest?

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 18, 2022 11:30 AM (S/NWs)

134 Attended a college football game a couple weeks ago (my cousin is the starting QB at Montana State), and the TV time-outs were annoying as hell. Turned a 2-hour experience into 3 hours.

Yeah I always laugh when people complain about how long a baseball game is. Football is 3 hours minimum with bout 20 minutes of actual game play.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 11:30 AM (Ivdso)

135 Not a beer float, a beer milkshake. It's not so bad once you get used to it.

Posted by: Doc at November 18, 2022 11:30 AM (dTFZY)

136 Yep many contemporary sports events have been greatly damaged by the idiocy of loud bad music filling every "gap" in the action. And the gaps caused by TV time-outs. Hockey definitely hardest hit, by far, since other team sports don't have anything like the pace and thus momentum not usually a big factor. It's really striking when attending a game. But as with so much else, most don't know what they're missing any more.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2022 11:30 AM (OTzUX)

137 105 Have a couple friends, Indian couple, totally Americanized. He plays in a local cricket club, usually Indians against Pakis and he says it gets exciting. The club is in Sallisaw OK. Whodathunk?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 18, 2022 11:31 AM (lz5hY)

138 Aussie Football has, like, one rule.
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2022 11:29 AM (iziT


"Pics or it didn't happen." ?

Posted by: spindrift at November 18, 2022 11:31 AM (h5TKJ)

139 So JFK was killed by public backlash. Cool.
__________

Paul Pelosi. Public backlash against drunk driving.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 18, 2022 11:31 AM (lf83v)

140 ah. well, i always refer to it as "australian lack-of-rules football", because i couldn't figure it out either.

the pointy guys in lab coats are nice, though.
Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at November 18, 2022 11:27 AM (oY6Yp)

Yeah, she said, "I dunno, it's just a bunch of really big guys running into each other. And whatever it was, Brisbane had a sucky team."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 18, 2022 11:31 AM (906pl)

141 71 How much barely watchable shit is gonna' be pre-empted for this un-watchable shit?

and are we getting festive vuvuzelas from various marketing outfits this year?

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at November 18, 2022 11:31 AM (oY6Yp)

142 Wouldn't want a beer can. Especially full to be thrown at Ted ( who I at least like) or Nanzi who I loath. It can cause serious injuries

Posted by: Skip's phone at November 18, 2022 11:31 AM (IfZ6/)

143 "Have a couple friends, Indian couple, totally Americanized. He plays in a local cricket club, usually Indians against Pakis"

Indians vs. Pakis in a cricket game. I missed the Americanized part.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 18, 2022 11:31 AM (S/NWs)

144
Football is 3 hours minimum with bout 20 minutes of actual game play.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


When will footballers sign on with the same actors' union to which soccer players belong?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 18, 2022 11:32 AM (pNxlR)

145 Looks like most of the WC games are 5,8,11am, and 2pm eastern

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 18, 2022 11:32 AM (/6GbT)

146 are we getting festive vuvuzelas
___________

There's a vaccine to prevent that.

Posted by: Pfizer - Safe and Efffective at November 18, 2022 11:32 AM (lf83v)

147 I love that Mid-America Conference football is back on ESPN. Love those games.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 18, 2022 11:33 AM (906pl)

148 122 Posted by: John Fetterman, The Fetterman Center of Excellence

didn't realize the lump had a name

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at November 18, 2022 11:33 AM (oY6Yp)

149 141 71 How much barely watchable shit is gonna' be pre-empted for this un-watchable shit?
------------------
Pretty sure Oak Island will be available.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 18, 2022 11:33 AM (0CuV9)

150 usually Indians against Pakis and he says it gets exciting.


Ever see video of the Indis and Pakis changing of the guard at their respective border?


Posted by: Archer at November 18, 2022 11:33 AM (gmo/4)

151 By the way the house in Astoria, Oregon where a couple of the Goonies lived is up for sale. They really fixed the place up, and its listing for 1.6 million which is freaking astronomical in that town. I guess they are relying on provenance.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 11:33 AM (Ivdso)

152 Mostly West Indians I think, used to spend all day setting up cricket matches near the Lincoln Memorial in DC. I'd bike by. Never saw a game being played, but saw the set-up/etc/whatever going on, for hours. I assume they actually played at some point. I'd make it a point to cruise by some times in the hope there'd be some vendor selling Caribbean delectables.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2022 11:33 AM (OTzUX)

153 Under the rules implemented against gun manufacturers, Ted Cruz should be able to sue Cindy McCain into bankruptcy.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 18, 2022 11:34 AM (oWHpY)

154 I remember Zima ads on TV, but since it had alcohol in it (?) I never tried it. What did it taste like?

(Feel free to let your cruelty fly)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2022 11:34 AM (J2vNu)

155 >>> No, lady, you are dangerous, and you and those like you here in the U.S. need to be stopped.
Posted by: Archimedes
--------------------------

May I suggest an alternative phrasing?

No, lady, you are dangerous, and you and those like you here in the U.S. need to be shipped to paradise island.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 18, 2022 11:34 AM (SKXSf)

156 133 Hitting the husbands of political figures in the head with a hammer in their own homes is now a legitimate form of protest?
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 18, 2022 11:30 AM (S/NWs)

Funny how that story morphed from talking about the actual incident, to the criminal behavior of People who tell jokes about it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2022 11:34 AM (oHd/0)

157 8 the clown who threw his White Claw had a noodle for an arm

*******

Unclear Dissarmament - a limerick

Due to poorly configured aesthetics
And badly flawed throwing kinetics
The one saving grace
Is we'll win the arms race
Against cheap-ass Chinese prosthetics

Posted by: Muldoon at November 18, 2022 11:34 AM (ykeLU)

158 I have watched cricket and its unfathomable. Not very entertaining to watch, either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 11:35 AM (Ivdso)

159 I recall some years back that Lance Berkman of the Astros had a candy bar thrown at him by a Cubs fan at Wrigley Field. Berkman responded by eating the candy bar.

Posted by: Buck Thtockmorton at November 18, 2022 11:35 AM (8xpC9)

160 Brazilian National Institute of Science & Technology in Digital Democracy

That doesn't sound like George Orwell and Ayn Rand collaborated on a bad guy organization name or anything.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2022 11:35 AM (ZGrMX)

161 Cruz retweeted that video and thanked police for responding. "I'm also thankful that the clown who threw his White Claw had a noodle for an arm," he added.

White Claw? Ah, the guy was a fag.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 18, 2022 11:35 AM (yQpMk)

162 i always refer to it as "australian lack-of-rules football", because i couldn't figure it out either.

I like how play continues and no subs are called while the medicos are out on the field trying to stop some guy's bleeding or find his teeth.

Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2022 11:35 AM (Sv58p)

163 are we getting festive vuvuzelas
___________

There's a vaccine to prevent that.
Posted by: Pfizer - Safe and Efffective at November 18, 2022


***
I keep thinking it's an x-rated body part

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2022 11:35 AM (J2vNu)

164 Even with physical violence against House and Senate Republicans, they still--STILL-- haven't learned the Democrats are evil top to bottom.

They go into the chambers and blather on about "friends across the aisle " with their bruises and cuts still fresh.

So. F em. May a hundred more be assaulted until they get the message: If we are not safe from the violence of the left--directly because you don't fight for us-- you are not either. Don't come crying to us until then.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 18, 2022 11:24 AM (5EnGD)


Steve Scalise being a prime example, IMO.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 18, 2022 11:35 AM (AW0uW)

165
festive vuvuzelas


Even body lice have sufficient savvy to ignore the languid calls of the festive vuvuzelas

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 18, 2022 11:35 AM (pNxlR)

166 What did Cruz do recently to make the left angry at him? The last time I remember him being significant was in 2016.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 11:36 AM (Ivdso)

167 151 By the way the house in Astoria, Oregon where a couple of the Goonies lived is up for sale. They really fixed the place up, and its listing for 1.6 million which is freaking astronomical in that town. I guess they are relying on provenance.
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Astoria is a trip. Its full of drugged out fishermen, losers and strippers. Oh, and the weather is horrible. Then there are the Californians that were invading the place back in the 90s. Lewis and Clark hated the place.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 18, 2022 11:36 AM (0CuV9)

168 "Funny how that story morphed from talking about the actual incident, to the criminal behavior of People who tell jokes about it."

Wouldn't be so funny if her husband wasn't hanging out with homeless gay prostitutes and wrestling with their hammers. I genuinely think Nancy was the one swinging the hammer and they're covering it up. She had enough of her dear husband's philandering ways.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 18, 2022 11:36 AM (S/NWs)

169 I remember Zima ads on TV, but since it had alcohol in it (?) I never tried it. What did it taste like?

(Feel free to let your cruelty fly)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2022 11:34 AM (J2vNu)

Whiteclaw is Zima 2.0

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 18, 2022 11:36 AM (OgrpQ)

170 Still remember a job where we'd clip and put up short cricket stories/summaries from the London Times on a bulletin board. All English, a few paragraphs, utterly incomprehensible, couldn't derive almost any meaning from it. Pretty much just who had won the match.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2022 11:36 AM (OTzUX)

171 Had it been thrown at Beto, we'd already know the guy's home address, cell phone number, employer, wife's employer, kids' schools, etc.

Posted by: turnout man at November 18, 2022 11:36 AM (Rn3MN)

172 I remember Zima ads on TV, but since it had alcohol in it (?) I never tried it. What did it taste like?

It's been almost 30 years, but as far as I remember it didn't have much taste to it. I drank one and never again.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2022 11:37 AM (ZGrMX)

173 "Aussie Football has, like, one rule.
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2022 11:29 AM (iziT

"Pics or it didn't happen." ?

Posted by: spindrift at November 18, 2022 11:31 AM (h5TKJ) "

I think it's more like -- no felonies.

You just move the ball any way you can, running, throwing, punting to your teammate, just any way at all that you can move the ball forward or backward sideways doesn't matter. And the defense can stop you in any way other than felonious assault.

Other than you can't go out of bounds that's literally the only rule.

It's the easiest sport to learn ever.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2022 11:37 AM (iziT8)

174 So are the dimwitted reporters laughing at this incident granting people who think they're liars the right to throw cans of beer at them?
And I wonder why that thought doesn't cross their wee brains.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 18, 2022 11:37 AM (eGTCV)

175 He should have caught it, popped it open, and chugged it, then said 'thanks'.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 18, 2022 11:37 AM (lTGtQ)

176 "So are the dimwitted reporters laughing at this incident granting people who think they're liars the right to throw cans of beer at them?"

Yes. They absolutely are.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 18, 2022 11:37 AM (S/NWs)

177 festive vuvuzelas

Ace is known to watch busty lesbians rub their vuvuzelas together.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2022 11:37 AM (ZGrMX)

178
Indians vs. Pakis in a cricket game. I missed the Americanized part.
Posted by: squid_hunt
--------

Drives on the right side of the road.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2022 11:38 AM (oLF0J)

179 I have watched cricket and its unfathomable. Not very entertaining to watch, either.
__________

Six points if you hit the ball over the ring (like a home run over the wall) and four points if you hit the ring on a grounder. If you get a 6-point hit, you still stay at bat. The ball can go in any direction -- even backwards, so foul ball in baseball that go into the stands count as six.

On defense, you earn one point for a strike (when the pitch hits the wicket and dislodges the pin.

The scores can be 250 to 200.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 18, 2022 11:38 AM (lf83v)

180 >It's been almost 30 years, but as far as I remember it didn't have much taste to it. I drank one and never again.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2022 11:37 AM (ZGrMX)

Same. I recall it tasting like Fresca and desperation...but mostly desperation.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 18, 2022 11:38 AM (gryET)

181 The Russian word for winter is “zima” (but with the accent on the second syllable, “zee-MAH”. I always wondered if that was the inspiration for the name of the beverage, because it was supposed to be refreshing, or something.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 18, 2022 11:39 AM (2r7n0)

182 179 On defense, you earn one point for a strike (when the pitch hits the wicket and dislodges the pin.

The scores can be 250 to 200.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 18, 2022 11:38 AM (lf83v)

========

An inning can last all day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 18, 2022 11:39 AM (LvTSG)

183 Lewis and Clark hated the place.

It did nothing but rain while they were there.

Astoria is a trip. Its full of drugged out fishermen, losers and strippers.

There is a bar in Astoria that has been off-limits to Coasties (Coast Guard) for decades.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 18, 2022 11:39 AM (KCOCK)

184
Catherine Ellison


What has that argly-bargly minx gotten herself into today?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 18, 2022 11:39 AM (pNxlR)

185 166 What did Cruz do recently to make the left angry at him? The last time I remember him being significant was in 2016.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 11:36 AM (Ivdso)
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If it was an Astros parade it was in Houston,
not a bastion of civility.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 18, 2022 11:40 AM (SKXSf)

186 There is a bar in Astoria that has been off-limits to Coasties (Coast Guard) for decades.
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Was that Annie's?

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 18, 2022 11:40 AM (0CuV9)

187 Ace is known to watch busty lesbians rub their vuvuzelas together.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2022 11:37 AM (ZGrMX)

Wait a minute...is that the sound that makes? I remember the stadiums being deafening. I might need to go a WC match!

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 18, 2022 11:40 AM (/6GbT)

188 Had it been thrown at Beto, we'd already know the guy's home address, cell phone number, employer, wife's employer, kids' schools, etc.

Posted by: turnout man at November 18, 2022 11:36 AM (Rn3MN)

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ONLY if it was a white dude.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 18, 2022 11:40 AM (K3TEc)

189 174 So are the dimwitted reporters laughing at this incident granting people who think they're liars the right to throw cans of beer at them?
And I wonder why that thought doesn't cross their wee brains.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 18, 2022 11:37 AM (eGTCV)

Yeah, its like when Palestinian 'Youths' just throw rocks at Israelis... they make it sound like a big nothing burger....

Posted by: Goliath at November 18, 2022 11:40 AM (oHd/0)

190 It did nothing but rain while they were there.

Welcome to Oregon, pal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 11:40 AM (Ivdso)

191 Taking this to the gun manufacturer limits, sue the beer company

Posted by: Skip's phone at November 18, 2022 11:40 AM (IfZ6/)

192 An inning can last all day.
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Tell us about it.

Posted by: The Pittsburgh Pirates Bullpen at November 18, 2022 11:40 AM (lf83v)

193 The scores can be 250 to 200.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 18, 2022 11:38 AM (lf83v)

P.G. Wodehouse goes into a fair bit of detail about cricket matches in some of his school stories. At one point, I thought I kinda sorta understood.. But not really.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 18, 2022 11:41 AM (906pl)

194 185 If it was an Astros parade it was in Houston,
not a bastion of civility.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 18, 2022 11:40 AM (SKXSf)

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This is just further proof of the evils of Republican-governed states, like crime statistics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 18, 2022 11:41 AM (LvTSG)

195 All Lefties are kids who kill their parents and then cry for mercy because they're orphans.

Psychopaths. All of them.

Posted by: polynikes at November 18, 2022 11:41 AM (pAYE7)

196 That sidebar story of one of the FTX execs fake hacking his account to steal from is just the icing on the cake of sad, hilarious corrupt incompetence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 11:41 AM (Ivdso)

197 Was that Annie's?

Not sure of the name. A former boss (a retired Coast Guard CPO) told me that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 18, 2022 11:41 AM (KCOCK)

198 195 All Lefties are kids who kill their parents and then cry for mercy because they're orphans.

Psychopaths. All of them.
Posted by: polynikes at November 18, 2022 11:41 AM (pAYE7)

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In before the commenter who takes this personally and calls polynikes out as a monster.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 18, 2022 11:42 AM (LvTSG)

199 184
Catherine Ellison

What has that argly-bargly minx gotten herself into today?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
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There was a pic from the sex tape posted, via twitter, last yesterday.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 18, 2022 11:42 AM (SKXSf)

200 179 Six points if you hit the ball over the ring (like a home run over the wall) and four points if you hit the ring on a grounder. If you get a 6-point hit, you still stay at bat. The ball can go in any direction -- even backwards, so foul ball in baseball that go into the stands count as six.

i was under the impression that scoring involved running back and forth while the ball is being fetched.

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at November 18, 2022 11:42 AM (oY6Yp)

201 191. We must limit assault beer cans. Period.

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2022 11:42 AM (ZdaMQ)

202 The Russian word for winter is “zima” (but with the accent on the second syllable, “zee-MAH”. I always wondered if that was the inspiration for the name of the beverage, because it was supposed to be refreshing, or something.

Da, one word for winter in Siberia is beink "refreshing".

Posted by: Ivan Denisovich at November 18, 2022 11:42 AM (eOEVl)

203 Catherine Ellison

What has that argly-bargly minx gotten herself into today?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 18, 2022 11:39 AM (pNxlR)

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Posting naked selfies on Elon's Twitter thread with that come-hither look?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 18, 2022 11:42 AM (K3TEc)

204 There was a pic from the sex tape posted, via twitter, last yesterday.

*vomits uncontrollably*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 11:42 AM (Ivdso)

205 197 Was that Annie's?

Annie doesn't live here any more.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 18, 2022 11:43 AM (SKXSf)

206 174
'And I wonder why that thought doesn't cross their wee brains.'

They won't think it until it happens to them. They have no ability to put themselves in someone else's shoes nor imagine the cause and effect.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 18, 2022 11:43 AM (JTztk)

207 Six points if you hit the ball over the ring (like a home run over

At first glance I read that as six pints , which made a lot of sense.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 18, 2022 11:43 AM (eGTCV)

208 Funny how this never happens to Democrats. Or not funny, sad maybe.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at November 18, 2022 11:43 AM (xcxpd)

209 191 Taking this to the gun manufacturer limits, sue the beer company
Posted by: Skip's phone


Hi, have we met?

Posted by: Post 153 at November 18, 2022 11:43 AM (oWHpY)

210 P.G. Wodehouse goes into a fair bit of detail about cricket matches in some of his school stories. At one point, I thought I kinda sorta understood.. But not really.
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To me, it looks more like the Home Run derby at the MLB All-Star Game than a game.

Pitcher gets a running start and bounces the pitch in, and then the base runners run between two wickets. There are only two at any time.

Crazy Brits.

Posted by: The Pittsburgh Pirates Bullpen at November 18, 2022 11:44 AM (lf83v)

211
I don't know how hard Cruz got hit.

But, I used to have this buddy whose girlfriend was a full-on mental case, and super fucking violent. She was really hot, so he put up with her shit for a long time before he dumped her, and so the rest of us did, too.

One night, she got into a fistfight with some hood-ass bitches at a club downtown. We saved her from them. And then their boyfriends (this part was just talking it out; nobody wanted to die). And then the cops who responded to the melee.

We got this wack bitch home, and she freaked out again. The neighbors called the cops, again, and we saved her from them, again.

After they left, she freaks out *again,* and this time it's at me, for finally telling her to STFU and go to bed. She winged a full beer at me, and it hit square in the sternum, and hard. I had a basketball sized bruise on my shit for weeks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2022 11:44 AM (oINRc)

212 It’s a pity how Chavez and Maduro ran Vuvuzela into the ground.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 18, 2022 11:44 AM (2r7n0)

213 A Brazilian place up the road will wax your vuvuzelas for 49.99.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2022 11:44 AM (PY/t0)

214 205 197 Was that Annie's?

Annie doesn't live here any more.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 18, 2022 11:43 AM (SKXSf)

La-di-Daaah, La-di-Daaah.....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 18, 2022 11:44 AM (906pl)

215 204 There was a pic from the sex tape posted, via twitter, last yesterday.

*vomits uncontrollably*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 11:42 AM (Ivdso)

Google it... you know you want to

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 18, 2022 11:44 AM (/6GbT)

216 At first glance I read that as six pints , which made a lot of sense

No, that's Darts

https://youtu.be/9SJnSmQCxkg

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 11:44 AM (Ivdso)

217 There was a pic from the sex tape posted, via twitter, last yesterday.


ah now I see why people thought twitter would commit suicide

Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at November 18, 2022 11:44 AM (w0NJk)

218 205 197 Was that Annie's?

Annie doesn't live here any more.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 18, 2022 11:43 AM (SKXSf)

How about Alice then?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at November 18, 2022 11:44 AM (xcxpd)

219 211 After they left, she freaks out *again,* and this time it's at me, for finally telling her to STFU and go to bed. She winged a full beer at me, and it hit square in the sternum, and hard. I had a basketball sized bruise on my shit for weeks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2022 11:44 AM (oINRc)

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So...did you pick her up on her rebound?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 18, 2022 11:45 AM (LvTSG)

220 Hit with a White Claw during Pride Month.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 18, 2022 11:45 AM (lf83v)

221 Only think I like about Cricket is it provided the term Stickey Wicket.

Posted by: polynikes at November 18, 2022 11:45 AM (pAYE7)

222 195 All Lefties are kids who kill their parents and then cry for mercy because they're orphans.

Psychopaths. All of them.
Posted by: polynikes


Almost worked for us.

Posted by: The Menendez Brothers at November 18, 2022 11:46 AM (oWHpY)

223 Now, an epic BALLER move would have been Cruz picking up the can, opening it, taking a swig, and saying 'Thanks for the Beer, Pal!' Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2022 11:26 AM (oHd/0)

That's actually the guy's defense. He says he was throwing it TO Cruz, not AT Cruz.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 18, 2022 11:46 AM (7B5FA)

224 “Right wing speech is violence. Left wing violence is speech.”

Sums it up. You have the left in control, so you better do what they say, or you will be attacked and jailed with near impunity. I don't expect the assailant to spend any meaningful time in jail, and will probably be bailed by the same list of leftists and leftists organizations that bail antifa and BLM rioters.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2022 11:46 AM (ynpvh)

225 Astoria is a trip. Its full of drugged out fishermen, losers and strippers. Oh, and the weather is horrible. Then there are the Californians that were invading the place back in the 90s. Lewis and Clark hated the place.

Didn't they call it Camp Despair?

Posted by: free tibet at November 18, 2022 11:46 AM (g59Yt)

226 I have this Finnish movie on, TCM. Finnish, with English subtitles. Dad was born there, he and Mom spoke it, and I never learned too much. I think Mom and Dad wanted it as their secret code. Listening to the movie, I picked up the words for crispbread, toast, and coffee (which is coffee). A word salad Kamala only dreams of.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 18, 2022 11:47 AM (lz5hY)

227 There are 2 levels of society in America. Our level is in the sewer. Theirs is high above, pissing on us and laughing.

***********************

Now you know how we felt!

Posted by: American Colonists - Circa 1775 at November 18, 2022 11:47 AM (VTu1l)

228 197 Was that Annie's?

Not sure of the name. A former boss (a retired Coast Guard CPO) told me that.
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A buddy and I hit Annie's and it was dead. Full of bar flies and buzzed out truck drivers nursing a beer. We walk in and the girl gets on the phone and calls the other girls to tell them there's new talent aboard. Things got cooking real fast. It was a good night.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 18, 2022 11:47 AM (0CuV9)

229 Finnish is a very weird language, it has nothing to do with either slavic or nordic languages.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 11:47 AM (Ivdso)

230 "Drives on the right side of the road."

Ah. That's right cricket, then, isn't it?

"She winged a full beer at me, and it hit square in the sternum, and hard. I had a basketball sized bruise on my shit for weeks. "

How black was her eye when the beer came flying back?

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 18, 2022 11:47 AM (S/NWs)

231 Now, an epic BALLER move would have been Cruz picking up the can, opening it, taking a swig, and saying 'Thanks for the Beer, Pal!' Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2022 11:26 AM (oHd/0)
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Can I get a "HELL, YEAH!"?

Posted by: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin at November 18, 2022 11:48 AM (YIVH2)

232
Astoria, OR was the setting, for those of you who forgot, for Ahnuld's tour-de-force performance in "Kindergarten Cop".

IT'S NOT A TOO-MAH!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 18, 2022 11:48 AM (pNxlR)

233 I thought “sticky wicket” came from croquet.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 18, 2022 11:48 AM (2r7n0)

234 "So...did you pick her up on her rebound?"

Yeah, I assumed as well.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 18, 2022 11:49 AM (S/NWs)

235 P.G. Wodehouse goes into a fair bit of detail about cricket matches in some of his school stories. At one point, I thought I kinda sorta understood.. But not really.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher
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He mentions rugby in one of the Wooster books. Humorous, as always. One mob, bloody and muddy, stampeding over another.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2022 11:49 AM (nEklA)

236 bill what is the movie? I like foreign films

Posted by: Skip's phone at November 18, 2022 11:50 AM (IfZ6/)

237 233 I thought “sticky wicket” came from croquet.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Ewok bukkake

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 18, 2022 11:50 AM (oWHpY)

238 229 Finnish is a very weird language, it has nothing to do with either slavic or nordic languages.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 11:47 AM (Ivdso)

Now do Basque...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2022 11:50 AM (ynpvh)

239 229 When I was a little kid in the 50s we had a bunch of Hungarians arrive due to the uprising. Dad could get along with the basics if any came into the bakery.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 18, 2022 11:50 AM (lz5hY)

240
So...did you pick her up on her rebound?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 18, 2022 11:45 AM (LvTSG)

Hardly.

I had my own psycho hillbilly whore to deal with. One is enough.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2022 11:50 AM (oINRc)

241 Astoria, OR was the setting, for those of you who forgot, for Ahnuld's tour-de-force performance in "Kindergarten Cop".

Yeah it took him like 5 hours to drive there from Portland, somehow

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 11:50 AM (Ivdso)

242 Ted Cruz is very smart and kind man. Screw the media and Mr Noodle arm.

Posted by: LASue at November 18, 2022 11:50 AM (Ed8Zd)

243 We never seem to learn from our mistakes. Just before the financial markets crashed and the economy plunged into a horrifying recession in 2008, U.S. consumers went on a debt binge of epic proportions. Mortgage debt, auto loan debt and credit card debt all skyrocketed, and so when the economy finally crashed all of a sudden there were millions of Americans drowning in bills that they were unable to pay. Well, now it is happening again. According to the Federal Reserve Bank of New York, during the third quarter of 2022 household debt increased at the fastest pace that we have seen since the first quarter of 2008.

Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2022 11:50 AM (RHGPo)

244 You’d a woman who was both super-hot and super-violent wouldn’t stay hot, super or not, for very long.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 18, 2022 11:50 AM (2r7n0)

245 Astoria is a trip. Its full of drugged out fishermen, losers and strippers. Oh, and the weather is horrible. Then there are the Californians that were invading the place back in the 90s. Lewis and Clark hated the place.
*
Didn't they call it Camp Despair?
Posted by: free tibet at November 18, 2022


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Whenever I hear that name -- that town, or the old Waldorf-Astoria hotel in NYC -- I think of the kids' cough medicine, Fletcher's Castoria. (I think, in keeping with the name, they had a portrait of a beaver [the animal, you pervs] on the label.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2022 11:51 AM (J2vNu)

246 236 Skip, Ariel, 1988.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 18, 2022 11:51 AM (lz5hY)

247 most media has become progressive lap dogs. as such, they need to be put down.

Posted by: gov't here to help at November 18, 2022 11:51 AM (tr6R7)

248 Catching up here...how about if we throw beer cans at the media?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2022 11:51 AM (anj39)

249 This shit will continue, and accelerate, until the right begins to fight back, and also initiate violence.

Then we will have a "national conversation" about political violence that has some actual examples, rather than the fantasies of the media.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 18, 2022 11:51 AM (XIJ/X)

250 He mentions rugby in one of the Wooster books. Humorous, as always. One mob, bloody and muddy, stampeding over another.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2022 11:49 AM (nEklA)

Yes, Bertie's got a couple friends who play. He was a Tennis Blue at Oxford himself.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 18, 2022 11:51 AM (906pl)

251 242 Ted Cruz is very smart and kind man. Screw the media and Mr Noodle arm.
Posted by: LASue at November 18, 2022 11:50 AM (Ed8Zd)

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He's one politician that I have no trouble not doubting his intelligence.

I question any politician's kindness, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 18, 2022 11:51 AM (LvTSG)

252 Didn't they call it Camp Despair?
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Could have been. The reason we were there was to check out a Test Site - ANG Camp Rilea. The weather is such shit from September through April it was the perfect place to test Thermal Sights under adverse conditions. The problem is the only clear lines of sights are the beaches and they have two 11 foot tides a day there. A lot of moving pieces and with an 11 foot tides all targets have to be able to move.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 18, 2022 11:51 AM (0CuV9)

253 >>> I had my own psycho hillbilly whore to deal with. One is enough.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2022 11:50 AM (oINRc)


Psycho Hellbilly Whore was my favorite White Zombie single.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2022 11:52 AM (PY/t0)

254 I saw Psycho Hillbilly Whore open for…everybody.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 18, 2022 11:52 AM (2r7n0)

255 Finnish is a very weird language, it has nothing to do with either slavic or nordic languages.

I've read Tolkien based Quenya on Finnish.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 18, 2022 11:52 AM (eGTCV)

256 242 Ted Cruz is very smart and kind man. Screw the media and Mr Noodle arm.

Posted by: LASue at November 18, 2022 11:50 AM (Ed8Zd)

I'm still upset with his protrayal of Jan 6th folks. Almost all Jan 6th folks were peaceful DESPITE the goading of police and inflitrators/saboteurs, and not a single policeman was killed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2022 11:52 AM (ynpvh)

257 Seen a few Finish movies on YouTube, WWII war mostly

Posted by: Skip's phone at November 18, 2022 11:53 AM (IfZ6/)

258 248 Catching up here...how about if we throw beer cans at the media?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2022 11:51 AM (anj39)

Frozen water bottles work better...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2022 11:53 AM (ynpvh)

259 A beer can or bottle thrown at the head can be a non-trivial matter -- some years ago a friend of mine was hit by an apparently randomly-thrown, partially-filled beer bottle at a Yankees at Mets game, and there were
a lot of bleeding and a fair number of stitches needed! Glad that Sem Cruz escaped worse than he got, though what he got of course sucks!

Posted by: rjm319 at November 18, 2022 11:53 AM (h5daU)

260 Finnish is a very weird language, it has nothing to do with either slavic or nordic languages.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022


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Finnish is part of the Finno-Ugric family of languages. (Based on the sound of the words, if "Finno-Ugric" were a human family, the Fettermans wouldn't go near them.) I think I've read that Turkish is part of the same family?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2022 11:53 AM (J2vNu)

261 I thought “sticky wicket” came from croquet.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 18, 2022 11:48 AM (2r7n0)

Does it ? I know Cricket has a wicket so I just assumed.

Posted by: polynikes at November 18, 2022 11:54 AM (pAYE7)

262 I think the only movie I've seen with Finnish in it is the original Insomnia, though it's set in Sweden. There is a comment about how no, a character cannot understand freaking Finnish.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 18, 2022 11:54 AM (LvTSG)

263 I saw Psycho Hillbilly Whore open for George Jones at the Opry in '67.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 18, 2022 11:54 AM (AW0uW)

264 Frozen water bottles work better...

"We prefer cement milk shakes"
--Antifa

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 11:54 AM (Ivdso)

265 This shit will continue, and accelerate, until the right begins to fight back, and also initiate violence.

*****************

We had a peaceful protest at the capitol where the left literally murdered one of our own and they equate it to 9/11.

I can't even imagine how they'd react to real violence.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 18, 2022 11:54 AM (VTu1l)

266 261 I thought “sticky wicket” came from croquet.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 18, 2022 11:48 AM (2r7n0)

Does it ? I know Cricket has a wicket so I just assumed.

Posted by: polynikes at November 18, 2022 11:54 AM (pAYE7)

I'd ask Mastrubatin' Pete about other meanings, but I'm afraid to.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2022 11:55 AM (ynpvh)

267 Pretty sure sticky wicket came from Cricket, but it makes more sense with croquet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 11:55 AM (Ivdso)

268 258 248 Catching up here...how about if we throw beer cans at the media?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2022 11:51 AM (anj39)

Frozen water bottles work better...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Antifa is also partial to cement milkshakes.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 18, 2022 11:55 AM (oWHpY)

269 265 This shit will continue, and accelerate, until the right begins to fight back, and also initiate violence.

*****************

We had a peaceful protest at the capitol where the left literally murdered one of our own and they equate it to 9/11.

I can't even imagine how they'd react to real violence.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 18, 2022 11:54 AM (VTu1l)

Shoot to kill, for the sake of American Democracy!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2022 11:56 AM (ynpvh)

270 The retard who attacked a US Senator said, "I know I am an idiot."

Patton Oswalt Cobblepot-noted former almost famous comic opined "clearly a fight between Cruz and his gay prostitute."


https://tinyurl.com/Cruz-Attacker

Posted by: sven at November 18, 2022 11:56 AM (Lzpvj)

271 That wicket shit came from Australian Rules Football I thought.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory,deuterostome at November 18, 2022 11:56 AM (Gibjk)

272 [From the sidebar:] "Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: I Can't Believe It's Not Pat Benatar (TM) Edition"

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Damn, I always thought both of those Quarterflash songs were sung by Pat Benatar. And the lead singer plays the saxaphone? Cool ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 18, 2022 11:56 AM (K3TEc)

273 Wolfus, it used to be thought that Turkish was related to Finnish, Hungarian, etc. (the “Uralic” languages), but that is no longer accepted by most linguists.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 18, 2022 11:56 AM (2r7n0)

274 Ariel, Modern still bet it would be good

Posted by: Skip's phone at November 18, 2022 11:56 AM (IfZ6/)

275 This shit will continue, and accelerate, until the right begins to fight back, and also initiate violence.

Then we will have a "national conversation" about political violence that has some actual examples, rather than the fantasies of the media.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 18, 2022 11:51 AM (XIJ/X)


The initiated violence, if it ever comes, needs to be directed at the MFM. If it weren't for them excusing the left's murderous assaults and covering them up as quickly as possible, this sort of thing would not be tolerated.

It goes on because there is no pushback from the right, I grant you, but it also goes on because (pace D-Lamp) the MFM are not forced to answer for their sins.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 18, 2022 11:56 AM (AW0uW)

276 Patton Oswalt Cobblepot-noted former almost famous comic opined "clearly a fight between Cruz and his gay prostitute."

One of the more disappointing things about following comedians on twitter is that they try out new stuff and often it falls flat, not just lacking in humor but really pathetic, the opposite of humor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 11:57 AM (Ivdso)

277 Patton Oswalt Cobblepot-noted former almost famous comic opined "clearly a fight between Cruz and his gay prostitute."

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LOL

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 18, 2022 11:57 AM (K3TEc)

278 270 The retard who attacked a US Senator said, "I know I am an idiot."

Patton Oswalt Cobblepot-noted former almost famous comic opined "clearly a fight between Cruz and his gay prostitute."


https://tinyurl.com/Cruz-Attacker

Posted by: sven at November 18, 2022 11:56 AM (Lzpvj)

"can of hard seltzer".
"I can attest that it was hard"--Ted Cruz

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2022 11:57 AM (ynpvh)

279 We used to visit the Astor tower every year I didn’t know the town was crap. They did have a good 5 and Dime with Archie comics, so it was fine in my book.

Posted by: LASue at November 18, 2022 11:57 AM (Ed8Zd)

280 Wolfus, it used to be thought that Turkish was related to Finnish, Hungarian, etc. (the “Uralic” languages), but that is no longer accepted by most linguists.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 18, 2022


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Well, since I am unlikely to encounter any of them in the wild, I suppose it doesn't matter too much.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2022 11:57 AM (J2vNu)

281 237 233 I thought “sticky wicket” came from croquet.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Ewok bukkake
Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 18, 2022 11:50 AM

Now there's an image...

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 18, 2022 11:58 AM (YJwUM)

282 260 Wolfus, my Dad was sent to Camp Ritchie during WW2 to be an interrogator interpreter. Nothing much came out of it due to Finland's strange status as a mutual combatant. They were in a Skandinavian section, but pretty much kept to themselves as the Norwegians, Swedes, and Danes hadn't a clue what they were talking about unless in English.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 18, 2022 11:58 AM (lz5hY)

283 Damn, I always thought both of those Quarterflash songs were sung by Pat Benatar.

Speaking of Oregon. Quarterflash was really good, but short-lived.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 11:58 AM (Ivdso)

284 I'm still upset with his protrayal of Jan 6th folks. Almost all Jan 6th folks were peaceful DESPITE the goading of police and inflitrators/saboteurs, and not a single policeman was killed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2022 11:52 AM (ynpvh)


Never forget - he voted to award medals of bravery to the bastards who murdered Ashli Babbitt. Cruz can FOAD.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 18, 2022 11:58 AM (AW0uW)

285 Catching up here...how about if we throw beer cans at the media?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2022 11:51 AM (anj39)

Frozen water bottles work better...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Antifa is also partial to cement milkshakes.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 18, 2022 11:55 AM (oWHpY)
***

The Horde...an incredible brain trust!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2022 11:58 AM (anj39)

286 sven!

After seeing what noodlearm looks like, can't say I'm surprised.

Also, guys with hoops in their nose are gay.

This is known.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 18, 2022 11:58 AM (VQxmz)

287 Huh, apparently the DNC has opened a branch in China.

https://tinyurl.com/2p88ukez

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2022 11:58 AM (eOEVl)

288 81 . . . It's time for beer can control.

LOL!

Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at November 18, 2022 11:59 AM (8SABE)

289 Patton Oswalt Cobblepot-noted former almost famous comic opined "clearly a fight between Cruz and his gay prostitute.----

Of course a snark about the Pelosi allegations from the Right. Except the Pelosi incident has the possibility of being true. Way to keep it in the news Patton. Thanks!

Posted by: polynikes at November 18, 2022 11:59 AM (pAYE7)

290 Not cough medicine, Wolfus. It's a laxative.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at November 18, 2022 11:59 AM (5HBd1)

291 This shit will continue, and accelerate, until the right begins to fight back, and also initiate violence.

And any right-winger who does that will be incarcerated under terrible conditions for a year or two until trial.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 18, 2022 11:59 AM (KCOCK)

292 There was a pic from the sex tape posted, via twitter, last yesterday.

#RIPTwitter

Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2022 11:59 AM (Sv58p)

293 he voted to award medals of bravery to the bastards who murdered Ashli Babbitt.

Yeah that one crossed the line between "dumb and ignorant" to "actively hostile toward me and all I believe in" especially when he doubled down and called them terrorists. THhat wasn't Cruz being a fool, it was Cruz being evil.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 11:59 AM (Ivdso)

294 1. The trailer for Black Panther: Wakanda Forever showcases mostly Black women.
2. The trailer also focuses on the new villain, which is portrayed by a Latino actor.
3. Aside from M’Baku, none of the Black men in the original cast appear in the Wakanda Forever trailer.
4. Mays posits the erasure of Black men in Wakanda Forever is ‘dangerous’ and intentional.
5. Some still say the decision to not recast T’Challa was a huge mistake.
6. Twitter users also decried the absence of Black men overall from the film.
7. Not everyone thought Wakanda Forever’s trailer was an indictment against Black men.

Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2022 11:59 AM (RHGPo)

295 81 . . . It's time for beer can control.

Qatar's got you covered.

Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at November 18, 2022 11:59 AM (8SABE)

296 Antifa is also partial to cement milkshakes.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 18, 2022 11:55 AM (oWHpY)

But Whoopi says she's never heard of leftwing violence.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 18, 2022 12:00 PM (eGTCV)

297 Ewok Bukkake is a good band name.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory,deuterostome at November 18, 2022 12:00 PM (Gibjk)

298 Also, guys with hoops in their nose are gay.

This is known.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 18, 2022 11:58 AM (VQxmz)

Rodman did indicate he may have played the other side before IIRC.

Posted by: polynikes at November 18, 2022 12:01 PM (pAYE7)

299 Wolfus, my Dad was sent to Camp Ritchie during WW2 to be an interrogator interpreter. Nothing much came out of it due to Finland's strange status as a mutual combatant. They were in a Skandinavian section, but pretty much kept to themselves as the Norwegians, Swedes, and Danes hadn't a clue what they were talking about unless in English.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 18, 2022


***
A couple of years back I wrote an SF story about a Finnish family in the year 2900-something who decide to pull up stakes and leave Earth for another star system. Kind of a Heinlein juvenile. I had fun researching the Finnish customs and terminology; corresponded briefly with a blogger lady in Finland who had a wealth of good info for me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2022 12:01 PM (J2vNu)

300 The Media isn't just sympathetic to violence - they encourage it, promote it, and popularize it. For no particular reason other than it makes them feel good by being bad. And they are in turn used by and rewarded by the very, very evil Globalists.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at November 18, 2022 12:02 PM (z0DEK)

301 I just discovered Rugby Union as an entertainment pleasure this summer (and finally learned the rules) watching old RWC Japan matches from 2019. I played or learned every imaginable sport as a kid in the U.S. I even went to a rich kids school that had fencing and a Water Polo pool. Not a competition pool, a separate polo pool, but never even saw a rugby ball.

Which is really too bad, it's a fantastic, non-stop game. I would have been forced to play "hooker" by genetics but I wish I had, it truly us a universal sport that many more people can play than the more specialized, equipment driven sports.

Also, there is a stated ethos of fair play and respect (at least at the International team level) shown that is truly admirable in this age of Little League parent melt-downs and rages against volunteer referees etc. that just doesn't happen in rugby.

Posted by: Scoundrel what found the last refuge. at November 18, 2022 12:02 PM (tF/Gf)

302 Aside from M’Baku, none of the Black men in the original cast appear in the Wakanda Forever trailer.

The guy who played the villain last film showed up in a dream sequence as well. That's pretty much it.

And yeah, a lot of people were unhappy after watching it how few men were in the movie. How can it be a Marvel film without shirtless men in it?

And yeah the majority opinion is that not recasting T'Challa was stupid.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 12:02 PM (Ivdso)

303 Rodman did indicate he may have played the other side before IIRC.
Posted by: polynikes
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He's a gay freak that had good rebounding skills.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 18, 2022 12:02 PM (VQxmz)

304 276 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 11:57 AM (Ivdso)

You think he was going for a laugh?

I think he was venting his spleen without the intellectual grace needed for humor, even sarcasm.


275 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 18, 2022 11:56 AM (AW0uW)

The problem would be fixed in a year if we treated the media like Antifa treats them.

Posted by: sven at November 18, 2022 12:02 PM (Lzpvj)

305 Not cough medicine, Wolfus. It's a laxative.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at November 18, 2022


***
That was one thing my mother never dosed me with when I was small. I remember seeing "Fletcher's Castoria" in stores and in TV ads. Do they still make it?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2022 12:03 PM (J2vNu)

306
Aussie Football has, like, one rule.
Posted by: eleven


No Weapons

Stringently enforced

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 18, 2022 12:03 PM (n+4am)

307 Not surprised Rodman was also a breach loader.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory,deuterostome at November 18, 2022 12:03 PM (Gibjk)

308 You think he was going for a laugh?

Yeah he was trying to do a joke while also making a bitter sneer, that's his style of comedy. Barely concealed contempt for his audience and the world that can also make you laugh.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 12:03 PM (Ivdso)

309 This shit will continue, and accelerate, until the right begins to fight back, and also initiate violence.


Want to scare the crap outta the media and pols? The next time there is a vicious attack on a conservative, have an immediate and equally vicious attack on some libs. In my mind I see antifa doing their usual and people dying. So...the next day a dozen or so participants are found face down in a ditch. (Their hands tied of course and all still alive)
Nasty? Sure is.
Necessary? Perhaps one day.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2022 12:04 PM (anj39)

310 286 Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 18, 2022 11:58 AM (VQxmz)

I really liked Patton as Raylan Givens' taint in Justified.

Posted by: sven at November 18, 2022 12:04 PM (Lzpvj)

311 "I can't even imagine how they'd react to real violence."

People need to stop being stupid. The left doesn't walk up in broad daylight, generally, and start attacking people. They use hoodies, masks, and large crowds to hide themselves. It would be horrible if journalists cheering on antifa attacks started becoming targets, but that's the world they are calling for.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 18, 2022 12:04 PM (S/NWs)

312 But Whoopi says she's never heard of leftwing violence.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 18, 2022 12:00 PM (eGTCV)

Well, she gets her "news" from the msm, so....

Posted by: BignJames at November 18, 2022 12:04 PM (AwYPR)

313 299 Having grown up in a Finnish household, it's pretty easy. Lots of blue and white stuff like the Greeks, you either drink a lot or none, your coffee consumption is through the roof, and the slightest smile is a laugh riot.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 18, 2022 12:04 PM (lz5hY)

314 https://tinyurl.com/Cruz-Attacker

Posted by: sven at November 18, 2022 11:56 AM (Lzpvj)

"can of hard seltzer".
"I can attest that it was hard"--Ted Cruz
Posted by: jim (
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Gaydar alarm pinging

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 18, 2022 12:04 PM (SKXSf)

315 Looks like they still make it. It has Cascara Sangrada, which is a tree that grows in the PNW and is a natural laxative.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at November 18, 2022 12:05 PM (5HBd1)

316 I once knew a Finn. Great guy. If I ever needed help with anything, he was my huckleberry.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 18, 2022 12:05 PM (2r7n0)

317 No yellow googlies!

- Hunter Biden

Posted by: Archer at November 18, 2022 12:05 PM (gmo/4)

318 I really liked Patton as Raylan Givens' taint in Justified.
Posted by: sven
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Ummm...never seen the show, now will I.

But I'll take your work for it.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 18, 2022 12:05 PM (VQxmz)

319 He's a gay freak that had good rebounding skills.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 18, 2022 12:02 PM (VQxmz)

Agree but on a point I know you couldn't care less about he also got to know Carmen Electra pretty well . Lucky dude.

Posted by: polynikes at November 18, 2022 12:05 PM (pAYE7)

320 Since Patton Oswalt provided the illicit drugs that killed his wife, he can go "f" himself. Forever.

Posted by: Scoundrel what found the last refuge. at November 18, 2022 12:05 PM (tF/Gf)

321 But Whoopi says she's never heard of leftwing violence.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 18, 2022 12:00 PM (eGTCV)


Well, it's not violence-violence. Totally different than just violence you know.

Posted by: Synova at November 18, 2022 12:06 PM (BD/yx)

322 Having grown up in a Finnish household, it's pretty easy. Lots of blue and white stuff like the Greeks, you either drink a lot or none, your coffee consumption is through the roof, and the slightest smile is a laugh riot.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 18, 2022


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I had my characters celebrate Finnish Independence Day (when they became free of Russia in 1900-something) and Christmas. And of course they brought their sauna with them into space!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2022 12:06 PM (J2vNu)

323 Posted by: polynikes at November 18, 2022 12:05 PM (pAYE7)
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That's nice.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 18, 2022 12:06 PM (VQxmz)

324 Wolfus, my Dad was sent to Camp Ritchie during WW2 to be an interrogator interpreter. Nothing much came out of it due to Finland's strange status as a mutual combatant. They were in a Skandinavian section, but pretty much kept to themselves as the Norwegians, Swedes, and Danes hadn't a clue what they were talking about unless in English.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 18, 2022
***

Very cool.
There is a book out called The Ritchie Boys.
There was even a reunion some time ago of the survivors. A few of my friends from Ft Huachuca were there.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2022 12:06 PM (anj39)

325 306
Aussie Football has, like, one rule.
Posted by: eleven


No Weapons

Stringently enforced

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 18, 2022 12:03 PM (n+4am)

One more than Outback Steakhouse then.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2022 12:06 PM (ynpvh)

326 Ummm...never seen the show, now will I

I think you would enjoy it, its very well written and has a soul unlike crap like Breaking Bad or Boardwalk Empire.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 12:06 PM (Ivdso)

327 I bet Carmen pegged Rodman more than a few times.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory,deuterostome at November 18, 2022 12:07 PM (Gibjk)

328 Damn, I always thought both of those Quarterflash songs were sung by Pat Benatar. And the lead singer plays the saxaphone? Cool ...

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Huh. Now the third song linked -- The Warrior -- I thought for sure was Benatar, but it's Patty Smyth. I may have to surrender my Female Rocker Man Card ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 18, 2022 12:07 PM (K3TEc)

329 Looks like they still make it. It has Cascara Sangrada, which is a tree that grows in the PNW and is a natural laxative.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at November 18, 2022


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"Castoria" suggests "castor oil," which I think got its name from the Latin name for the beaver.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2022 12:07 PM (J2vNu)

330 I think you would enjoy it, its very well written and has a soul unlike crap like Breaking Bad or Boardwalk Empire.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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I don't watch TV.

But I'll take your word for it.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 18, 2022 12:08 PM (VQxmz)

331 he also got to know Carmen Electra pretty well

Yeah but he ruined her forever, its the Tom Cruise effect: now I don't even want to know her.

Incidentally, the story behind how Tom Cruise and the Scientologists treat women is pretty shocking:

https://youtu.be/0h7WdLretGY

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 12:08 PM (Ivdso)

332 Rodman was the ghey?

Posted by: clutch at November 18, 2022 12:08 PM (xxjbo)

333 "Castoria" suggests "castor oil," which I think got its name from the Latin name for the beaver.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2022 12:07 PM (J2vNu)

Castoria has always been at war with Peruvia.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 18, 2022 12:09 PM (906pl)

334 242
'Ted Cruz is very smart and kind man.'

Not smart enough to know that the left is our (and his) mortal enemy.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 18, 2022 12:09 PM (JTztk)

335 I would have responded "I'm also thankful that the clown who threw his White Claw had an arm like Obama."
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 18, 2022 11:07 AM (K3TEc)
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Barack Obama, that is. Mike can probably bring the heat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2022 12:09 PM (azMeO)

336 Patton Oswald's movie Big Fan was as good as a depressing movie could be if you like those kind of movies. Well done.

Posted by: polynikes at November 18, 2022 12:09 PM (pAYE7)

337 Finally read an article with details about the soccer beer ban in Qatar. The Qatari s are only banning beer sales in the stadium and directly adjacent. All other pre arranged alcohol venders in the FIFA village and the big ships hosting attendees can sell alcohol. Sounds smart to me might keep the hooligans reduced to simply throwing chairs instead of Molotovs.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 18, 2022 12:10 PM (hReJs)

338 332 Rodman was the ghey?
Posted by: clutch at November 18, 2022 12:08 PM (xxjbo)
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This surprises you?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2022 12:10 PM (azMeO)

339 324 One last thing about Camp Ritchie. Dad had a picture he was very proud of. He and a dozen or so other guys in khakis, no rank insignia, no colors on their shoulders, and just US officer insignia (regardless of rank) on their collars.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 18, 2022 12:10 PM (lz5hY)

340 President Joe Biden’s economic team will undergo a shakeup next year, with several top advisers preparing their exit from the White House, according to a Bloomberg report.

As the economy will undoubtedly take center stage going into the 2024 presidential election, National Economic Council (NEC) Director Brian Deese is one of Biden’s economic advisers expected to leave next year. Despite the White House’s desire to keep him onboard, Deese is expected to leave as late as summer 2023, Bloomberg reported.

Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2022 12:10 PM (RHGPo)

341 No one ever talks about Pollux Oil.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 18, 2022 12:10 PM (2r7n0)

342 338 332 Rodman was the ghey?
Posted by: clutch at November 18, 2022 12:08 PM (xxjbo)
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This surprises you?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2022 12:10 PM (azMeO)

I think he's bi. Otherwise, why Carmen Electra?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2022 12:11 PM (ynpvh)

343

Investigators believe the man who drove a vehicle into a group of law enforcement recruits, injuring 25 of them, committed a "deliberate act," and the case should go to prosecutors Friday, the Los Angeles County sheriff said in an interview.

The news came on Thursday, just before Nicholas Joseph Gutierrez, 22, was released from jail, according to records that indicated the initial complaint was insufficient to hold him following the incident in Whittier.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2022 12:11 PM (63Dwl)

344 Jay he was married to Carmen Electra for a bit, right?

Posted by: clutch at November 18, 2022 12:11 PM (xxjbo)

345 "Castoria" suggests "castor oil," which I think got its name from the Latin name for the beaver.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2022 12:07 PM (J2vNu)

Castoria has always been at war with Peruvia.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 18, 2022 12:09 PM (906pl)


Castori is where there was a Prince who went to America for schooling and met a nice girl. He brought her back to meet the Queen...over Christmas, and they fall in love...only to find the Queen has some bimbo stashed away for the Prince to marry. Confusion ensues but happiness wins in the end.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2022 12:11 PM (anj39)

346 I thought Rodman was omnisexual.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 18, 2022 12:11 PM (eGTCV)

347 This shit will continue, and accelerate, until the right begins to fight back, and also initiate violence.

Then we will have a "national conversation" about political violence that has some actual examples, rather than the fantasies of the media.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 18, 2022 11:51 AM (XIJ/X)

What's the lateral move for someone who calls a riot an insurrection? A frog will turn into a prince faster than these people turn into someone you can have a rational conversation with.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 18, 2022 12:11 PM (ybIRR)

348 @332

>>Rodman was the ghey?

Rodman was a space alien.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2022 12:11 PM (up/3i)

349 264

'"We prefer cement milk shakes"
--Antifa'

Let's see if you like it as an enema.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 18, 2022 12:11 PM (JTztk)

350 341 No one ever talks about Pollux Oil.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 18, 2022 12:10 PM (2r7n0)

My dad told me about Carter's Little Liver Pills. His mom told him, "You're afraid of this little pill?". After taking it and it's results, why yes, he was afraid aftter that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2022 12:12 PM (ynpvh)

351 I am not gay! I have relationships with women, and sex with men.

Posted by: Dennis Rodman at November 18, 2022 12:12 PM (yQpMk)

352 But Whoopi says she's never heard of leftwing violence.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 18, 2022 12:00 PM (eGTCV)
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She's never heard of the Klan?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2022 12:12 PM (azMeO)

353 349 264

'"We prefer cement milk shakes"
--Antifa'

Let's see if you like it as an enema.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 18, 2022 12:11 PM (JTztk)

make sure to liberally apply cyanoacrylate to the asshole's asshole afterwards.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2022 12:13 PM (ynpvh)

354 The conversation in DC is between people who think that they should persecute their political enemies, and those who think they should slow down.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 18, 2022 12:13 PM (ybIRR)

355 I am not gay! I have relationships with women, and sex with men.
Posted by: Dennis Rodman
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That video clip cracked me up yesterday when ace posted it.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 18, 2022 12:13 PM (VQxmz)

356 Beer or White Claw? Inquiring minds want to know. As is it a coincidence that Elon Musk drank a White Claw during interview with Babylon Bee (while in Texas!)

Posted by: Martin Tell at November 18, 2022 12:13 PM (Fi8mM)

357 Rodman would hump a basketball hoop if he was girthy enough.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 18, 2022 12:13 PM (eGTCV)

358 I think Rodman would have sex with a knothole in a plank, the guy just oozed disease like Pigpen from Peanuts, a cloud of toxins around him. The guy was tied in with Madonna a while, but I can see how a nasty skeeze like her would be interested.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 12:13 PM (Ivdso)

359 Phillip's Castoria was a laxative that tasted too good. Lot of little kids getting into it with the expected sloppy results.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 18, 2022 12:14 PM (lz5hY)

360 342 338 332 Rodman was the ghey?
Posted by: clutch at November 18, 2022 12:08 PM (xxjbo)
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This surprises you?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2022 12:10 PM (azMeO)

I think he's bi. Otherwise, why Carmen Electra?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2022 12:11 PM (ynpvh)
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Cover. Also bi = ghey, and a lack of decisiveness.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2022 12:14 PM (azMeO)

361 Yeah, Jim, my Mom gave me castor oil once for constipation. It tasted awful. And it didn’t help with the constipation, IIRC.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 18, 2022 12:14 PM (2r7n0)

362 Don't let Oswalt ruin Justified for you... it's probably the single best show of the past 15 years for my money.

Posted by: American Hawkman at November 18, 2022 12:14 PM (VfMhS)

363 I think Rodman would have sex with a knothole in a plank, the guy just oozed disease like Pigpen from Peanuts, a cloud of toxins around him. The guy was tied in with Madonna a while, but I can see how a nasty skeeze like her would be interested.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Ewww...that's right, he did the dirty with Madonna.

Was this before or after Carmen?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 18, 2022 12:15 PM (VQxmz)

364
Could have been. The reason we were there was to check out a Test Site - ANG Camp Rilea. The weather is such shit from September through April it was the perfect place to test Thermal Sights under adverse conditions. The problem is the only clear lines of sights are the beaches and they have two 11 foot tides a day there. A lot of moving pieces and with an 11 foot tides all targets have to be able to move.
Posted by: Puddinhead

I remember that dump. Lines of run down huts, with the light shining through the gaps in the boards. I heard that it was a POW camp at one point. We were there in the early 80s for Marine Reserve duty. Right after Mt St Helens erupted, so the weather was even worse than 'normal'.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 18, 2022 12:15 PM (JTRqZ)

365 There is a book out called The Ritchie Boys.
There was even a reunion some time ago of the survivors. A few of my friends from Ft Huachuca were there.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2022 12:06 PM


I read that book. Those were some brave men. They were safe, but they chose to fight the Nazis.

Posted by: huerfano at November 18, 2022 12:15 PM (dTFZY)

366 361 Yeah, Jim, my Mom gave me castor oil once for constipation. It tasted awful. And it didn’t help with the constipation, IIRC.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 18, 2022 12:14 PM (2r7n0)

Ricin comes from castor beans...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2022 12:15 PM (ynpvh)

367 There's an old Irish song about Cod Liver Oil and a wife who drank the stuff like it was liquor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 12:16 PM (Ivdso)

368 Castor oil...

*shudders*

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 18, 2022 12:16 PM (VQxmz)

369 @358

>>the guy just oozed disease like Pigpen from Peanuts, a cloud of toxins around him.

I'd put Pete Davidson and Charlie Sheen in that category.

As a stable genius opined, if you're a celebrity, they'll let you grab them by the p***y.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2022 12:16 PM (up/3i)

370 361 Yeah, Jim, my Mom gave me castor oil once for constipation. It tasted awful. And it didn’t help with the constipation, IIRC.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 18, 2022 12:14 PM (2r7n0)

Try lactulose. That'll uncork you. It's what they give you to prep for colonoscopies...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2022 12:16 PM (ynpvh)

371 There's an old Irish song about Cod Liver Oil and a wife who drank the stuff like it was liquor.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022


***
Must be tough, getting the cod to hold still while they tap its liver

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2022 12:17 PM (J2vNu)

372 Poop Pants Al Roker in the hospital with clots. Vaxxed and boosted.

I have a field.....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory,deuterostome at November 18, 2022 12:17 PM (Gibjk)

373 311
'horrible if journalists cheering on antifa attacks started becoming targets'

Horrible for them maybe. I'd smile.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 18, 2022 12:17 PM (JTztk)

374 Madonna was also doing Vanilla Ice so she's just a booty dispenser.

Posted by: polynikes at November 18, 2022 12:17 PM (pAYE7)

375 Come see the violence inherent in the system!

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 18, 2022 12:17 PM (8OvyO)

376 Castor oil...

*shudders*
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 18, 2022


***
Do they even sell that stuff nowadays?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2022 12:17 PM (J2vNu)

377 94 Soccer is beloved by lefties because its a non-American sport that you don't even have to know much about to understand and follow it. The rules are really simple. Plus, the big stars are all huge douchebags and the fake injuries fit into the woke psyche well: he was touched and it triggered him! red card!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2022 11:21 AM (Ivdso)
_________________________

I played soccer back in the day and really enjoyed it. Plus, it's much more physical and aggressive than it's given credit for. But watching soccer is boring af. You realize it's just a bunch of grown men kicking a ball around.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 18, 2022 12:18 PM (iFTx/)

378 I try to stay away from that gas-station ricin.

Only that high-quality umbrella-tip ricin for me!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 18, 2022 12:18 PM (2r7n0)

379 Madonna was also doing Vanilla Ice so she's just a booty dispenser.
Posted by: polynikes
___

Is there anyone in Hollyweird she didn't boink?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 18, 2022 12:18 PM (VQxmz)

380 374 Madonna was also doing Vanilla Ice so she's just a booty dispenser.
Posted by: polynikes at November 18, 2022 12:17 PM (pAYE7)

=========

Her torrid romance with Weird Al Yankovic led to her secondary career as a Columbian drug lord, though, so she does have a backup plan if the whole singing in bathtubs thing doesn't work out for her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 18, 2022 12:18 PM (LvTSG)

381 374 Madonna was also doing Vanilla Ice so she's just a booty dispenser.
Posted by: polynikes at November 18, 2022 12:17 PM (pAYE7)
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Also a public health menace.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2022 12:18 PM (azMeO)

382 @368

>>*shudders*

Castor Oil is indispensable for unclogging the plumbing.

There is nothing that is even close.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2022 12:19 PM (up/3i)

383
One of the toughest things as an American football fan is figuring out the (major) differences in offsides-rules for rugby. It is a steep and horribly painful learning curve.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2022 12:19 PM (oINRc)

384 Do they even sell that stuff nowadays?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Yep.

Amazon.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 18, 2022 12:19 PM (VQxmz)

385 Ace is awake

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory,deuterostome at November 18, 2022 12:19 PM (Gibjk)

386 ace is up.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 18, 2022 12:19 PM (VQxmz)

387 When Cruz attended Game 4 of the ALCS in New York, Yankee fans booed and flipped him off.
___________

This is news. I mean, usually New York Yankee fans hug and kiss fans for another team. From another state.

And the Bronx is notorious for its warmth and civility towards its own people as well.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 18, 2022 12:20 PM (lf83v)

388 Posted by: Elric Blade at November 18, 2022 12:18 PM (iFTx/)

I actually don't mind indoor soccer on the smaller field and less players.

Posted by: polynikes at November 18, 2022 12:20 PM (pAYE7)

389 @376

>>Do they even sell that stuff nowadays?

Oh yes, I partake of it at least once a month to clear the pipes.

As I said, nothing comes close to being as effective.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2022 12:20 PM (up/3i)

390 370 Mentioned here before, I had a lady friend who had a real nutbar girlfriend. I had gone for a colonoscopy, and was over a couple days later at lady friend's house. Nutbar was there. I said everything went well, and to tell you the truth, I felt pretty good getting cleaned out. Nutbar proceeds to tell us she did the regimen weekly, because.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 18, 2022 12:20 PM (lz5hY)

391 Remember when Cruz accused Trump supporters at Trump rallies of violence in 2016, when they were, in fact, the victims of leftist audience plants?

Give 'em a Teddy Bear, Teddy, he'll calm down...

Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, JD at November 18, 2022 12:21 PM (+/8jx)

392 94 Soccer is beloved by lefties because its a non-American sport that you don't even have to know much about to understand and follow it.
_______________

In fact, you don't even have to have a scintilla of skill to play it. To play it well, yes, but just to play it? No. That's why you can see six year-olds running around kicking wildly and having fun. The American sports - basketball, baseball, and football - are like tennis: if you don't have some basic skills, they're no fun.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2022 12:21 PM (azMeO)

393 Despite the White House’s desire to keep him onboard, Deese is expected to leave as late as summer 2023, Bloomberg reported.
Posted by: SMOD
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Rat, leaving a stinking ship.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2022 12:22 PM (8e9gw)

394 Rodman was the ghey?
__________

Just look at his name.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 18, 2022 12:22 PM (lf83v)

395 Remember when Cruz accused Trump supporters at Trump rallies of violence in 2016, when they were, in fact, the victims of leftist audience plants?

Give 'em a Teddy Bear, Teddy, he'll calm down...
Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, JD at November 18, 2022 12:21 PM (+/8jx)

He accused his opponent Trump of encouraging violence from his supporters .

Posted by: polynikes at November 18, 2022 12:22 PM (pAYE7)

396 387 When Cruz attended Game 4 of the ALCS in New York, Yankee fans booed and flipped him off.
___________

This is news. I mean, usually New York Yankee fans hug and kiss fans for another team. From another state.

And the Bronx is notorious for its warmth and civility towards its own people as well.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 18, 2022 12:20 PM (lf83v)

I was on a business trip...decades ago. While in New Yoik, the folks were mostly rude. Next day was in Plymouth, Massachussets, and it was a world of difference. A police woman even held open a door for me at the place we breakfasted.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2022 12:22 PM (ynpvh)

397 One of the toughest things as an American football fan is figuring out the (major) differences in offsides-rules for rugby. It is a steep and horribly painful learning curve.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2022 12:19 PM (oINRc)
_____________

I've never figured out the rules for hockey. Icing??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2022 12:22 PM (azMeO)

398 390 370 Mentioned here before, I had a lady friend who had a real nutbar girlfriend. I had gone for a colonoscopy, and was over a couple days later at lady friend's house. Nutbar was there. I said everything went well, and to tell you the truth, I felt pretty good getting cleaned out. Nutbar proceeds to tell us she did the regimen weekly, because.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 18, 2022 12:20 PM (lz5hY)

too much anal sex?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2022 12:23 PM (ynpvh)

399 *tweets whistle*

Having White Claw

Man Card Forfeited

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2022 12:24 PM (BRHaw)

400 too much anal sex?
_______

There is no such thing.

Posted by: Pete B., Washington DC at November 18, 2022 12:25 PM (lf83v)

401 "Castoria" suggests "castor oil," which I think got its name from the Latin name for the beaver.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2022 12:07 PM (J2vNu)


Olive Oyl's brother was Castor Oyl.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 18, 2022 12:25 PM (AW0uW)

402 I've never figured out the rules for hockey. Icing??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2022 12:22 PM (azMeO)

Just watch Slapshot 2xs!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2022 12:26 PM (BRHaw)

403 Sticky wicket comes from Cricket.

So does wicked googly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 18, 2022 12:26 PM (a3Q+t)

404 Future News Today:
Republican Senator Dies in Accident
Potential Successors File Lawsuit to bypass State Law that has "Roots in Racist Past"
An area man threw a bottle and "accidently" resulted in the death of the senator. "I definitely threw it at him, I hate everything Rethuglicans stand for. But, I just wanted to cause severe injury, I didn't mean for this to happen." The man, unnamed to protect his privacy, is expected to return to his unnamed home country after being released on his own recognizance. Sadly, he might have to remain there due to unspecified threats against him from hateful supporters of the deceased Senator.
Immediately upon learning of the death of the Senator, several Democratic politicians petitioned the courts to disallow state law which requires that the replacement of a deceased representative to be from the same political party. The law a from the Reconstruction era put in place to discourage assassination in order to change the state's representation in Congress. "This is a racist Civil War era law that has no place in today's society" according to Mark Elias, the lawyer representing the Democratic party.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 18, 2022 12:27 PM (fs1hN)

405 Remember when the FNM echoed some black Dem leader's false complaint that protestors called him n****** at some Obamacare event and it was THE story for weeks?

So if the protestors had hucked White Claws at him I guess it would have been ok?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2022 12:27 PM (ESjRY)

406 Normally, this kind of story would piss me off. But since I consider Cruz to be a worthless, grandstanding nickelfucker, I don't give a shit.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

I couldn't disagree more.

Posted by: polynikes at November 18, 2022 11:13 AM (pAYE7)



Agree, polynikes. MP4, I love you like a brother and always look forward to your posts because I agree with you all the time, but not this time. There's enough 'hostile fire' from the Democrat Left. We don't need to add to it with 'friendly fire' from our side.


Now if it was McConnell who was the target...heh, I might revisit my opinion.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at November 18, 2022 12:33 PM (1p+vd)

407 To be fair (lol), I call for more hammer-weilding nudists to have Love-is-Love Pox Parties with their Democrat friends.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 18, 2022 12:36 PM (jsyJZ)

408 "When Cruz attended Game 4 of the ALCS in New York, Yankee fans booed and flipped him off."

Well what do you expect? They're Yankee fans. They'd boo and flip off the Pope if he was in Astros gear.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 18, 2022 02:10 PM (hX6+O)

409 Maybe the guy who threw the White Claw is actually Cruz's secret gay boyfriend. Exhibit A for this theory is the fact that it was a White Claw.

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