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He did it! He did the meme! He actually did the "tip my fedora, milady!" meme!

tipthefedora.jpg

If you don't know the meme, leftwing simps and Male Feminists (blow your r4pe whistles) frequently "tip their fedoras" to women to show #deference.

So of course this piece of shit would #DoTheMeme.

By the way, asshole: She was already a Former Speaker, when you replaced her. Did you forget, asshole? She's already been in the club. She needs no welcoming.

But he needs to Virtue Signal about how #Bipartisan (read: Democrat-aligned) he is, So.

If you missed it, John Sexton has a great and comprehensive recap of the sentencing of murderous animal Darrell Brooks, who got six consecutive life sentences plus over one thousand years on top of those sentences. The clips towards the end show him continuing his zoo games of attempting to turn the trial into his personal pig pen, and "Judge Milf," as I saw a commenter, telling him to shut his ass up.

Dried-up old cow feminists have herded together -- what else is new? -- and written a half-comprehensible screed arguing that the case against Amber Heard was just all misogyny and hatred and buzzword 1 buzzword 2 buzzword 3.

Much of this harassment was fueled by disinformation, misogyny, biphobia, and a monetized social media environment where a woman’s allegations of domestic violence and sexual assault were mocked for entertainment. The same disinformation and victim-blaming tropes are now being used against others who have alleged abuse.

In our opinion, the Depp v. Heard verdict and continued discourse around it indicate a fundamental misunderstanding of intimate partner and sexual violence and how survivors respond to it. The damaging consequences of the spread of this misinformation are incalculable. We have grave concerns about the rising misuse of defamation suits to threaten and silence survivors.

In short, the floor was made of penises and the room was filled with r4pe. How dare you.

I added the last sentence as a "button."

The absolute nobody sub-minor flunkytuniary who pretended he was a big muckety-muck and published a tell-some "expose" about Trump under the name "Anonymous" -- spoiler, he was and is a nobody, he was already anonymous, even under his real name -- has thoughts about who should be Speaker of the House:

Miles Taylor
@MilesTaylorUSA

We need an *outsider* to be Speaker of the House.

This is not political fantasy. The Dems can -- and MUST -- actively search for a unifying, centrist who can win Republican votes.

It would make history: a bipartisan coalition running the House. (Better than a MAGA circus.)

As I think Twitchy pointed out, it's not just that this good fooled the media into covering his book when they thought he was a Big Macher. It's that even when they found out he was an absolute zero nobody pretending to be a Big Macher, they continue to have him on their shows every other week as if he really is the Big Macher he pretended to be.

At that point, they joined in the deception themselves.

But that's their job now, isn't it?


Ellen Carmichael
@ellencarmichael

Target's value plunged 13% after executives announced that "organized retail theft" cost the retail giant more than $400 million in profit loss this year alone.


rockmom
@rockmom

But we don't have a crime problem in this country according to statistics

By the way, the Yahoo Finance article which admits that there is such a thing as rampant crime then explains it away as being about the "social contract" not being "strong" because "people aren't getting a fair shake" -- in other words, the criminals are justified in their theft.

Hey, if there's anything you can steal at Yahoo's offices, take it. Their social contract with you is frayed.

A road-raging Utah man pointed a gun at a fellow driver. Surprise! The other driver is a cop!

Taylor Ray Bradley, 29, was driving just outside of Salt Lake City around 11:45 a.m. on Monday when a truck in front of him signaled to turn. Infuriated, Bradley began tailgating the driver, according to an affidavit obtained by KSL.

Bradley then pulled alongside the truck and "began yelling profanities and proceeded to point what appears to be a small silver firearm" at the driver, according to the affidavit.

The truck driver -- a sergeant with the Granite School District Police Department driving an unmarked cop car -- proceeded to turn on his lights and pull Bradley over.

Bradley was cuffed and the officer found the handgun stuffed into the passenger seat cushion.

In the affidavit, officers wrote that Bradley "displays signs of an individual who could potentially put the public and other motor vehicle operators at risk for road rage incidents," KSL reported.

San Francisco will begin paying transgender people, and transgender people only, a basic income just for being fabulous, which is obviously so disgracefully unconstitutional it's barely worth talking about.


It's pretty funny that AllahPundit favorite Aaron Rupar think that he did a lot of real work in clipping a one-minute Hershel Walker speech snippet, which he has an inordinate amount of Pride of Authorship in. And that he accuses someone of "stealing" it from him as if it's plagiarism. (Even though he himself stole it from someone else's broadcast.)

But then it gets impossibly funny when Aaron Rupar accuses the guy who reposted the one-minute clip of... STOLEN VALOR.

No I'm not kidding. This is Clown World now, and these things happen here now.

stolenvaloraaronrupar.jpg

I'm not saying that you should all take special pains to baselessly accuse each other of stolen valor for no reason, but I'm not not saying that, either.



The program will have 97 gender options to choose from, to qualify for the free money. Super-Straight is not among them.

Speaking of people of iffy sexuality being paid to do nothing, Adam Kinzinger.

At Twitchy, Scooter is almost in tears, again, as he whines that Democrats don't fully accept him because he doesn't completely agree with them.

He claims he lost his career because he opposed Trump. Tweets quoted by Twitchy point out, no, he lost his Congressional seat because his Democrat Palz redistricted his seat away to give it to another Democrat.

I don't have good gaydar, so don't put any stock in this. But every time Scooter opens his Juicy Mouth, it's just:

and:

and:

But again, don't go by me. I'm sure he's as a straight as any number of passionately heterosexual members of NeverTrump who spend all day on Twitter avoiding their dreary wives who don't understand their needs.

Justin Trudeau loves playing Ethnic Dress-Up, but Xi treated this slinky bitch like a peasant without a paddy to his name:

Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM




Comments

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1 "Female Penal Colony IK-2 in Yavas, which is in the region of Mordovia"

No Google Street View in Yavas. Darn.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at November 17, 2022 06:53 PM (24fqN)

2 Trudeau is such a bitch. And watching him walk away after Xi got done lecturing him is the worst. What a limp wristed pusscake.

Posted by: portlandon at November 17, 2022 06:56 PM (+oR7L)

3 Somehow the need for a unifying centrist is always after the Republicans win.

Odd.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at November 17, 2022 06:57 PM (5p7BC)

4
Rupar....Stolen Valor?.....Bwaa haaa haa!

Posted by: portlandon at November 17, 2022 06:57 PM (+oR7L)

5
Paul Ryan couldn't even deliver his own state to a presidential ticket he was on. Isn't that what the VP slot is supposed to do? Help a ticket?

Posted by: portlandon at November 17, 2022 06:59 PM (+oR7L)

6 "Organized" retail theft? What is that exactly? Flash mob thievery? As I said this morning, enjoy your woke winnings, Target.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 17, 2022 06:59 PM (sVtYq)

7 "So of course this piece of shit would #DoTheMeme."

Piece of Shit and FoxNews Board Member.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2022 07:00 PM (ifHdv)

8 I am personally humiliated that Trudeau is my prime minister.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 17, 2022 07:01 PM (eGTCV)

9 Fuck it all.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 17, 2022 07:02 PM (Q4IgG)

10 Paul Ryan might tip his hat.

I fart in the general direction of both Nancy and Paul.

Posted by: Archer at November 17, 2022 07:02 PM (gmo/4)

11 Teacher explains why you parents need to leave teaching sex and gender to the professionals.

https://bit.ly/3tC04ua

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 17, 2022 07:02 PM (FVME7)

12 I am personally humiliated that Trudeau is my prime minister.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 17, 2022 07:01 PM (eGTCV)


I understand your pain, buddy.

Posted by: Archer at November 17, 2022 07:02 PM (gmo/4)

13 I DO NOT CONSENT TO BEING SENTENCED!!

Posted by: Shirtless Darrow at November 17, 2022 07:02 PM (knlFM)

14 I have no idea about the sexuality of Paul Ryan or Adam Kinzinger nor do I care. That's between they and their wives if they are married. However, I have seen posters on this board who seem quite manly to me who sometimes use that phrase to both men and women here or elsewhere. It's and old fashioned expression, so it's rather odd to hear Paul Ryan who's what- in his forties or early fifties ?) use it.

I smiled at a man yesterday and he appeared to be in his late seventies and his he tipped his hat to me. I didn't ask his sexual orientation.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2022 07:03 PM (vH/6k)

15 >>I'm not saying that you should all take special pains to baselessly accuse each other of stolen valor for no reason, but I'm not not saying that, either.

I literally said this yesterday.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2022 07:04 PM (ZLI7S)

16 I appeal on the grounds I had a terribly inept attorney!

- Shirtless Darrow

Posted by: Archer at November 17, 2022 07:05 PM (gmo/4)

17 I want a MAGA circus in congress.

Fuck these people entirely.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 17, 2022 07:06 PM (YglAn)

18 Target's value plunged 13% after executives announced that "organized retail theft" cost the retail giant more than $400 million in profit loss this year alone.

Could not happen to a nicer men-may-use-the-ladies'-can business.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 17, 2022 07:06 PM (ppBhU)

19 "I doff my proverbial cap to you sir!" exclaimed manly hunk Gale Boetticher to arch-villain Gus Fring.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at November 17, 2022 07:06 PM (24fqN)

20 I got $50 that says AOC is the new minority whip.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2022 07:06 PM (n1qTB)

21 "Female Penal Colony IK-2 in Yavas, which is in the region of Mordovia"

No Google Street View in Yavas. Darn.
Posted by: Filesystem /gp


Female Penile colony?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2022 07:06 PM (wPV+I)

22 I mean, maybe Ryan and Kinzinger are just asses without being men who uses their asses in sexual acts with other men.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2022 07:07 PM (vH/6k)

23 I don't get the point about the "tipping his fedora". That used to be standard behavior. Like standing when they enter a room, or holding the door. Has that been forgotten?

Posted by: Eeyore at November 17, 2022 07:08 PM (TgBWG)

24 Started the night with a Pimm’s Cup at Wilder’s Steakhouse in Joplin. It is setting up to be a good night. And I will not go gentle.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 17, 2022 07:08 PM (AjESp)

25 Stolen Valor, even when properly applied, is still a retarded concept.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 07:08 PM (MaJGV)

26 There is nothing wrong with Brooks mental condition. He's just depraved and evil. I wonder how many others are dead because of this guy. Maybe want to take some police dogs and check the nearby woods of where this guy lived.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2022 07:08 PM (sAmhv)

27 "I want a MAGA circus in congress."

Only if we can have a dunk tank filled with hungry killer whales.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2022 07:08 PM (ifHdv)

28 Not "historic " enough for that Cuck Ryan I bet, she didn't finish destroying the country

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2022 07:09 PM (xhxe8)

29 I can't get over that clip of Wray trying to weasel his way out of Hawley's questioning.

Now if you want to find a reason to criticize Trump, there is a good one. He appointed this shitweasel, and I assume he interviewed him first. The guy oozes slime just talking to him.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at November 17, 2022 07:09 PM (5p7BC)

30 Hold it. I would have expected that Trans women would be helping out Target here. They are allies, aren't they? (I haven't been in a Target since they adopted their "rape a girl in our ladies room, trannies" policy. So I may have missed something.)

Posted by: Eeyore at November 17, 2022 07:10 PM (TgBWG)

31 >>"I want a MAGA circus in congress."


Nothing short of re-opening the Capitol Dueling Grounds will satisfy me.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 07:10 PM (MaJGV)

32 I'm so sick of the left

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2022 07:10 PM (Irn0L)

33 Rep. Kinzinger: "If I'm going to ask people to be willing to die for this country...I have to be willing to give up my career for the same cause...
---------

Speaking of 'valor'. This guy is stunning, and brave.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2022 07:11 PM (/pD2r)

34 MAGA circus with rampaging murderous elephants

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2022 07:11 PM (yezA1)

35 Kill your TVs. Scientists show you how:
youtube.com/watch?v=DEPo2SvOHPA

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at November 17, 2022 07:11 PM (24fqN)

36 The thieves hit their Target right in the "X" ring.

Of course, Target was fully bent over to facilitate the penetration.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 17, 2022 07:11 PM (e6UQI)

37 My oath is not to my district, it's to the constitution? He needs to UPHOLD the Constitution and do what is BEST for his district.

Posted by: Indy Bill at November 17, 2022 07:11 PM (WS+Gm)

38 I was stolen valor'd earlier today, when SOME PEOPLE in the David Brock thread thought it would be funny to use my nic in making fun of that elderly soyboy, and implying that I have 5,000 fingers or something. I expect reparations, and if I don't get them, you are all worse than Hitler.

Posted by: Dr. T, preparing copyright infringement lawsuit at November 17, 2022 07:12 PM (tp+tP)

39 Nothing short of re-opening the Capitol Dueling Grounds will satisfy me.
Posted by: garrett


With bleachers, lots of bleachers.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 17, 2022 07:12 PM (r1z5A)

40 I got $50 that says AOC is the new minority whip.
Posted by: Ben Had
----
I think you are right. She is going to be in a leadership position of some type. Maybe the DCCC, since that position suddenly became vacant.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at November 17, 2022 07:12 PM (5p7BC)

41 "I want a MAGA circus in congress."

You want a circus with a big top and majestic animals.

You'd settle for carnival with ill-maintained rides and a freak show.

You'll get a no-kill shelter full of vicious strays that should be put down.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 17, 2022 07:12 PM (ppBhU)

42 I haven't been in a Target since they adopted their "rape a girl in our ladies room, trannies" policy.

True story. I was in the local Target just after they announced this policy. Had to use the bathroom while I was there. On the floor in the corner was a diaper and a used condom.

Surprisingly I never went back.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 17, 2022 07:13 PM (AjESp)

43 20 I got $50 that says AOC is the new minority whip.
Posted by: Ben Had
__________

Nah, too many old men in the caucus, their shriveled hearts wouldn't be able to handle the excitement.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 17, 2022 07:13 PM (fs1hN)

44 Only 717 days until the 2024 Presidential election!

(countdown clock linked in nic)

Posted by: mindful webworker - start filling out your ballots now at November 17, 2022 07:13 PM (ytzxI)

45 You guys stole my Jeopardy valor and I will have recompense!

Posted by: Broseidon at November 17, 2022 07:13 PM (HS5pM)

46 Aaron Rupar might be dumber than Sally Kohn. Is a Rupar a better unit of measure?

Posted by: Broseidon at November 17, 2022 07:14 PM (HS5pM)

47 23 it’s been usurped by slimy, slightly nerdy guys as a pick up line.

Posted by: Piper at November 17, 2022 07:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

48 Stolen Valor, even when properly applied, is still a retarded concept.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 07:08 PM (MaJGV)

Not even close.

Posted by: polynikes at November 17, 2022 07:14 PM (pAYE7)

49 The last, Castreau/Xi tweet doesn't show when little Justin curls up in the fetal position.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 17, 2022 07:14 PM (TgBWG)

50 >>"I want a MAGA circus in congress."

Only if the Dems are made to juggle flaming swords. And then trip them if they somehow manage to do that.

Posted by: Dr. T, preparing copyright infringement lawsuit at November 17, 2022 07:14 PM (tp+tP)

51 WOw, for a Chinese to go that far, and on camera..XI is really , superbly ticked off.

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2022 07:14 PM (V13WU)

52 Paul Ryan and Justin Trudeau starring in the remake of Step Brothers. Comedy Gold!

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at November 17, 2022 07:15 PM (oWBc3)

53 Looking at that list of mental illnesses that get you beneies in sanfran there's one named "FTX"! Sadly there's no "attack helicopter" so I'm disenfranchised once again.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 17, 2022 07:15 PM (PY/t0)

54 My oath is not to my district, it's to the constitution? He needs to UPHOLD the Constitution and do what is BEST for his district.
Posted by: Indy Bill

I'm guessing his real oath was to deep state and now he has the sadz that he still isn't invited to the parties.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 17, 2022 07:15 PM (P2Qpg)

55 Just read that, the day after saying everything was fine and liquid, FTX and 130 affiliated companies filed for bankruptcy.

I wonder if there were 130 penthouses of executives boinking all day?

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2022 07:15 PM (hPvGe)

56 I see that they have (finally) arrested the guy that ran over the police recruits, one Nicholas Gutierrez. There's a remarkable lack of curiosity about who he is.

P.S. Remember when one commie rat bastard was run down in Charlottesville?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 17, 2022 07:15 PM (FVME7)

57 MAGA circus with rampaging murderous elephants
Posted by: steevy
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Angry clowns, armed with machetes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2022 07:15 PM (OpB28)

58 >>Not even close.

Care to pose an argument?

Valor can't be stolen.
You might be able to misrepresent yourself as valorous, but by definition, you can't steal Valor.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 07:15 PM (MaJGV)

59 Ace it is trannies but INLY POC trannies

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2022 07:15 PM (yezA1)

60 Hey Pall,

she was a member before asshole.

Posted by: sven at November 17, 2022 07:16 PM (Lzpvj)

61 14 I have no idea about the sexuality of Paul Ryan or Adam Kinzinger nor do I care. That's between they and their wives if they are married. However, I have seen posters on this board who seem quite manly to me who sometimes use that phrase to both men and women here or elsewhere. It's and old fashioned expression, so it's rather odd to hear Paul Ryan who's what- in his forties or early fifties ?) use it.

I smiled at a man yesterday and he appeared to be in his late seventies and his he tipped his hat to me. I didn't ask his sexual orientation.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2022 07:03 PM (vH/6k)
_________
Exactly. Watch an old movie; Bogart or Cary Grant or one of that lot.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 17, 2022 07:16 PM (TgBWG)

62 Also I'd really like ace to at least touch on Ben Collins being revealed to have massively violated journalistic ethics in his reporting on Keffals, Kiwi Farms and trans rights activism. Dude was giving money to Keffals, the purported subject of his "journalism."

Posted by: Broseidon at November 17, 2022 07:16 PM (HS5pM)

63 Kinzinger is going to suck as a WalMart greeter.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at November 17, 2022 07:17 PM (oWBc3)

64 Posted by: Eeyore at November 17, 2022 07:08 PM (TgBWG)

As smart as Ace is and as well as her writes,I think he sometimes overthinks things about politicians he loathes. I would expect Paul Ryan-who is part of the uniparty to say polite things about Nancy Pelosi, and since she's older she would understand "tip my fedora" to mean a phrase of respect.

And if I get banned-It's been nice knowing you guys and gals.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2022 07:17 PM (vH/6k)

65 Paul Ryan giving new definition to "boot licking lick spittle".

The "man" needs to go away. Far away.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 17, 2022 07:17 PM (R/m4+)

66 Somebody needs to give that swarmy bastard Wray a ball peen enema.

Posted by: fd at November 17, 2022 07:17 PM (sn5EN)

67 What happened to Paul Ryan? He faded away like a popcorn fart. Born to lead.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 17, 2022 07:17 PM (geVLo)

68 I wonder if there were 130 penthouses of executives boinking all day?
Posted by: t-bird
--------

Whew! It was a long day.

Posted by: Caroline Ellison at November 17, 2022 07:18 PM (OpB28)

69 Speaking of 'valor'. This guy is stunning, and brave.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2022 07:11 PM (/pD2r)

Why are people never brave and stunning?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 17, 2022 07:18 PM (eGTCV)

70 Target and the libbed up family that runs it are a big reason why Minnesota is circling the drain. If they are getting pwned by store theft, brought about by their own insane policies, then they deserve every penny of it.

Posted by: CppThis at November 17, 2022 07:18 PM (UewuT)

71 So, is McCarthy going to close those Capitol police stations now scattered across the land? Has he mentioned anything about the J6 political prisoners?

Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at November 17, 2022 07:19 PM (4+bFW)

72 I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around me
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
And I'll get on my knees and pray

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 17, 2022 07:19 PM (FVME7)

73 The air was thick with lies.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 17, 2022 07:19 PM (0yR0C)

74 If you want to know what is going on at CIA HQ, watch one of the Bourne sequels. They are trying to roll up Treadstone (FTX).

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at November 17, 2022 07:19 PM (oWBc3)

75 One of the tragedies of the Darrell "Not mah name y'honah"Brooks show is it is mostly over and the current Milwaukee judge he is facing is very much not Judge Hotter Lewinsky in the beauty scale.

They tied Shirtless Darrow into a wheel chair, you figure by the end of the series he will look like Hannibal Lecter getting transported.

There is a serious violent felon to easy bail problem in Wisconsin I highlighted another case where a known drug dealer posted a 112,500 buck bond for a dude that likes randomly shooting a 9mm into the ghetto on facebook live.

Posted by: sven at November 17, 2022 07:19 PM (Lzpvj)

76 Ya know who I feel sorry for: the men who are in such dire financial straits that they're forced to have sex with Adam Kinzinger's wife for money. They're the real victims of the Biden economy.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 17, 2022 07:19 PM (yykuI)

77 >>What happened to Paul Ryan?


He stopped doing P90x and atrophied into a pussy.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 07:19 PM (MaJGV)

78 63 maybe he can start a podcast with Liz? We could help them with a title, being th givers that we are. I will start. Ahem. “We Have to TRUMP Your Ideas Because We Are Smart and You are Dumb Rednecks: A Conversation with Liz and Adam.”

Too long?

Posted by: Piper at November 17, 2022 07:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

79 "Target's value plunged 13% after executives announced that "organized retail theft" cost the retail giant more than $400 million in profit loss this year alone."

Every day at the store I feel like a sucker paying for merch when I could just swipe it. I'm a chump for having a conscience and a belief in ordered liberty.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at November 17, 2022 07:20 PM (24fqN)

80 WOw, for a Chinese to go that far, and on camera..XI is really , superbly ticked off.

Good. It needs to happen more often to that fascist pos.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 17, 2022 07:20 PM (eOEVl)

81 Hey Paul Ryan, good riddance to bad rubbish.

Posted by: wth at November 17, 2022 07:20 PM (v0R5T)

82 one commie rat bastard was run down in Charlottesville

Thought one obese commie rat bastard had a heart attack near the car who's driver was was fleeing after threatened with death by other commie rats?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 17, 2022 07:20 PM (knlFM)

83 The air was thick with lies.
Posted by: humphreyrobot
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Mendacity

Posted by: Big Daddy at November 17, 2022 07:20 PM (miw4b)

84 74 Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at November 17, 2022 07:19 PM (oWBc3)

Yeah...they want to catch him so they can set up the next one in line....

I think our civil service and political class is more debauched than the latter han dynasty in 184ad.

Posted by: sven at November 17, 2022 07:20 PM (Lzpvj)

85 31 Nothing short of re-opening the Capitol Dueling Grounds will satisfy me.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 07:10 PM (MaJGV)


Add some gladiators and we have an accord!

Posted by: CppThis at November 17, 2022 07:20 PM (UewuT)

86 >Female Penile colony?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2022 07:06 PM (wPV+I)

Well she's a guy so...

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at November 17, 2022 07:21 PM (gryET)

87 And in medical news . . .

Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee cites study that reparations could have cut COVID transmission

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 17, 2022 07:21 PM (FVME7)

88 >>>biphobia

lol
Ok, retard.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2022 07:21 PM (gv7Yb)

89 A-OOOGA
A-OOOGA
A-OOOGA

Posted by: wth at November 17, 2022 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

90 Oh, and it turns out that Paul Pelosi did open the front door to the cops, contrary to what the DOJ is asserting, according to someone who has seen the police body cams.

I wondered about that - if Pelosi didn't open the front door, was it:

1) Unlocked? In San Francisco?

2) Did the two cops smash the door down, because the door was so flimsy? After all multi-millionaire Speakers of the House often have flimsy front doors.

3) Or what???

This means that DOJ lied through their teeth in a court filing, but we already know that there are no consequences for that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 17, 2022 07:21 PM (KCOCK)

91 Hey Paul Ryan, good riddance to bad rubbish.


==


We resent being compared to that POS !

---Bad Rubbish

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2022 07:21 PM (V13WU)

92 I know many of you don't care about Congressional hearings but these Biden hearings are gonna be lit.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2022 07:22 PM (ZLI7S)

93 Trudeau was cut off but he was saying, “ cmon man. We’re all socialists/ communists here! You knew my dad! Let’s not quibble over press leaks and human ‘rights’. Amiright?!”

Posted by: LASue at November 17, 2022 07:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

94 Keep your EV and Shove it up your ass and break it off.


Biden’s ‘Kill Switch’ For Every Car Threatens Our Freedom Of Movement

Biden recently signed into law a requirement that all vehicles produced after 2026 be fitted with a remote kill switch. Electric vehicles are already equipped with this capability via internet-connected “superchargers.” These corporations can sell you a product for tens or even hundreds of thousands of dollars, then prevent you from using them.

BBuried deep within the massive infrastructure legislation recently signed by President Joe Biden is a little-noticed “safety” measure that will take effect in five years. Marketed to Congress as a benign tool to help prevent drunk driving, the measure will mandate that automobile manufacturers build into every car what amounts to a “vehicle kill switch.

https://bit.ly/3TL4tpk


Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2022 07:23 PM (wPV+I)

95 The final days of Louis XVI were dignified by comparison to the death rattle of the Banana Empire. Equating tweets with valor deserves something far more painful than a guillotine, though.

The stupid, it hurts.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 17, 2022 07:23 PM (kJLpK)

96 >>Hey Paul Ryan, good riddance to bad rubbish.


Kinda unfair of you to compare ace's side piece to Paul Ryan like that.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at November 17, 2022 07:23 PM (MaJGV)

97 Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 07:15 PM (MaJGV

You're being pedantic . Stolen Valor was coined to describe something more than just playing make believe. Misrepresented valor doesn't roll of the tongue as easy nor does it represent the seriousness of the misrepresentation. You may not think it's serious so we will never probably agree.

Posted by: polynikes at November 17, 2022 07:23 PM (pAYE7)

98 90 Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 17, 2022 07:21 PM (KCOCK)

He had invited in his hired entertainer, and was either beaten silly enough to greet the guy or the situation was such the entertainer felt the cops would see he was a chiseled sex worker.

Posted by: sven at November 17, 2022 07:23 PM (Lzpvj)

99 So Crybaby lost his congressional seat? That's good news.
With Liz gone too, who's going to impeach Trump?

Posted by: wth at November 17, 2022 07:23 PM (v0R5T)

100 I just hope that the Biden circus is not the only thing the new republican House will be capable of.

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2022 07:23 PM (V13WU)

101 I am sick to my stomach that I ever lov.,, I mean supported Paul Ryan.

Posted by: LASue at November 17, 2022 07:24 PM (Ed8Zd)

102 I know many of you don't care about Congressional hearings but these Biden hearings are gonna be lit.
Posted by: JackStraw
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[places fingers in ears]

La-la-la-la-la
I can't hear you!

Posted by: The MSM at November 17, 2022 07:24 PM (miw4b)

103 "By the way, asshole: She was already a Former Speaker, when you replaced her. Did you forget, asshole? She's already been in the club. She needs no welcoming."

yeah ... it is a cult.

But we have all been in "cults". When you (high school booster section fan) screamed at refs for bad call, you were (to some extent) in a "cult".

So how do we "righteously" divide bad cults and good cults? Not as easy a question as it would appear at first glance.

The "cults of power" that want to make others submit to their will, become bad ... when they demand "slavery". Or they demand payments? ... idk ... I think Americanism could be a sort of "cult", but good in that it is MAGA, for putting idealistic "sovereign individual" ideals ahead of Ryan type "we the people of power" type cults.

But ... OK, no but ... just an introductory comment on "cults: good and bad points of standing together as one".

Posted by: illiniwek at November 17, 2022 07:24 PM (Cus5s)

104 "87 And in medical news . . .
Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee cites study that reparations could have cut COVID transmission
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks"

fd cites study that finds Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee is dumber than a box of sex toys.

Posted by: fd at November 17, 2022 07:24 PM (sn5EN)

105 There's something about this place, serious politics, snark, and odd discussions about. verbs like steal and their overall meaning. Pedants rejoice!

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at November 17, 2022 07:24 PM (oWBc3)

106 What happened to Paul Ryan? He faded away like a popcorn fart. Born to lead.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 17, 2022 07:17 PM (geVLo)



He's getting fat being on the Board of every fat woke company out there including faux news

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2022 07:24 PM (Irn0L)

107 Pedantic pet peeve: it should be "an historic". An when the noun begins with an h.

Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at November 17, 2022 07:24 PM (bfyic)

108 I didn't get to comment on the FTX thread earlier, but seriously. You are worth $200 million, but you can't afford braces?

Also, I do give the guy credit for realizing that all you need to do to keep a scam going with Democrats is spout the woke nonsense, and they will hand over reams of cash. Ironically, he got caught and the who scam fell apart when Biden crashed the stock market. Talk about killing the golden goose. FTX was the perfect money laundering operation for the Democrats. Skimming money to fund their campaigns right off the taxpayer.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at November 17, 2022 07:25 PM (5p7BC)

109 Trump's pick of Wray was about all he could do. He was hamstrung by the REPUBLICAN senate for two years about who could get through the nominating circus. Also zero days in recess thanks the that CCP handled McConnel.

Posted by: free tibet at November 17, 2022 07:25 PM (iNp3L)

110 Xi treating Justin like a dude in a bad mood treats a parking garage valet.

Posted by: Zek at November 17, 2022 07:25 PM (GVdNr)

111 https://tinyurl.com/3cpfa4eu
Los Angeles County Sheriff Alex Villanueva says the crash that injured 25 law enforcement recruits in South Whittier Wednesday morning was "a deliberate act."

"(Investigators) went through an exhaustive interview process with everyone involved, with the video surveillance statements from the recruits, the physical evidence they had, and what they got from the suspect himself. And they were able to form the opinion that this was a deliberate act," Villanueva told NewsNation.

The driver, Nicholas Joseph Gutierrez, 22, is now charged with attempted murder of a peace officer and other charges are pending, the sheriff’s department said.

"The driver still had (his foot) on the accelerator, so my boyfriend had to break the glass or the window open to try to get him to stop," one woman told KTLA. "Unfortunately, he wasn't able to. But they were able to open the door and get the driver out and detain him."

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 17, 2022 07:25 PM (MFZ8i)

112 We love Pedantics. To death !

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2022 07:25 PM (V13WU)

113 Paul Ryan is the Newt Gingriches of Bobby Jindals

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2022 07:26 PM (n1qTB)

114 "Los Angeles County Sheriff Alex Villanueva says the crash that injured 25 law enforcement recruits in South Whittier Wednesday morning was "a deliberate act.""

That's some first-rate detective work there, Lou.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at November 17, 2022 07:27 PM (24fqN)

115 >> Pedantic pet peeve: it should be "an historic". An when the noun begins with an h.


IIRC, StyleGuide says it's ALWAYS 'an'.

According to ace, it just sounds smarter, even when it's wrong.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 07:27 PM (MaJGV)

116 I smiled at a man yesterday and he appeared to be in his late seventies and his he tipped his hat to me. I didn't ask his sexual orientation.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2022 07:03 PM (vH/6k)



Gayer than Liberace's hairdresser.

Posted by: Samson at November 17, 2022 07:27 PM (yQpMk)

117 Pedantic pet peeve: it should be "an historic". An when the noun begins with an h.
Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at November 17, 2022 07:24 PM (bfyic)


So do you ride an horse?

Posted by: Dr. T, preparing copyright infringement lawsuit at November 17, 2022 07:27 PM (tp+tP)

118 "We love Pedantics. To death !"

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Death by Unga Bunga at November 17, 2022 07:27 PM (GVdNr)

119 There's something about this place, serious politics, snark, and odd discussions about. verbs like steal and their overall meaning. Pedants rejoice!
Posted by: Indignacio
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Did you miss the Split infinitives discussion?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2022 07:27 PM (g75ie)

120 Pedantic pet peeve: it should be "an historic". An when the noun begins with an h.
Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at November 17, 2022 07:24 PM (bfyic)

I disagree. never liked that.

I would like an harmonica.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Totally not a Vogon at November 17, 2022 07:28 PM (UQUAY)

121 "Rep. Kinzinger: "If I'm going to ask people to be willing to die for this country...I have to be willing to give up my career for the same cause..."

There you have it. The generational, pusillanimous difference. I am glad I went downrange for this asshole.

Ace... Please, please, please do a page-long rant on Kinzinger et al. Our political establishment aren't worth our time outside of Gaetz, Roy, MTG, etc.

Posted by: Danimal28 at November 17, 2022 07:28 PM (ryUqI)

122 An when the noun begins with an h.

Is that a rule?

I thought it was specific to "historic" because "ahistoric" is a word.

Would we say "an helium canister"?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 17, 2022 07:28 PM (ppBhU)

123 The air was thick with lies.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 17, 2022 07:19 PM (0yR0C)

Yes, let’s go with ‘lies’

Love Eric Fartswell

Posted by: LASue at November 17, 2022 07:28 PM (Ed8Zd)

124 >> Pedantic pet peeve: it should be "an historic". An when the noun begins with an h.

It's from the Cockney "an 'istoric".

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 17, 2022 07:28 PM (yQpMk)

125 110 Xi treating Justin like a dude in a bad mood treats a parking garage valet.
Posted by: Zek at November 17, 2022 07:25 PM (GVdNr)


Didn't little Justin help Comrade Winnie set up Chicom secret police stations in Canada? That's some parking garage valet behavior right there.

Posted by: CppThis at November 17, 2022 07:28 PM (UewuT)

126 A new wave of Twitter
employees resigned on Thursday after Elon Musk issued an ultimatum telling them they would need to be willing to commit to a “hardcore” work environment.

Hey Musk, the left is not your friend. Restore all our accounts before it is to late.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2022 07:29 PM (Irn0L)

127 Does Paul Ryan still rouge his nipples?

Posted by: wth at November 17, 2022 07:29 PM (v0R5T)

128
I appeal on the grounds I had a terribly inept attorney!

- Shirtless Darrow
Posted by: Archer


He ought to sue himself.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2022 07:29 PM (63Dwl)

129 90. My theory:

Paulie picked up the underwear guy at a bar, brought him home, the guy having mental issues started revealing said mental issues. Paulie panicked and debated calling the cops, but the guy was now off the wall, so he had to call them. Otherwise, why would a hammer attacker okay a potty break, why would Pelosi call him a friend, why could he answer the door, why would the guy be shocked police where called, etc etc etc.

Nancy actually believes the intruder story because who wants to believe their husband isn’t in to your fake boobs but someone’s bobs. That is humiliating.

Posted by: Piper at November 17, 2022 07:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

130 I guess I'm guilty of stolen valor, guys.

See, I had an electrician out to bring my house up to code before selling it. He forgot his sweet company sweatshirt there. It's thick and windproof and real warm. Anyway I tried to return it for the next week or two. I left it on the front porch like he asked and called to remind him but he never came to pick it up.

Last weekend, I wore that sweatshirt. I see now how was trading on the good graces in which electricians are universally held. I apologize from the bottom of my heart.

I'm also going to wear the sh*t out of that sweatshirt - it's better than any I've ever owned.

Posted by: 496 at November 17, 2022 07:30 PM (ELYbr)

131 Fuck Ryan

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2022 07:30 PM (BRHaw)

132 Let's not have an iysterical fit over it.

Posted by: fd at November 17, 2022 07:30 PM (sn5EN)

133 Hahahah....slinky bitch. I might share that with Mama Canuck. Though perhaps after a couple beverages to max out the lulz

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at November 17, 2022 07:30 PM (dIbax)

134 I wonder if anyone has found what remarks old Nanny Saggy Boobs Pelosi had to say when Paul Ryan came and went as 'Speaker".

Be hilarious to respond to his ass kissing tweet with her exact words.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 17, 2022 07:31 PM (R/m4+)

135 SBF looking like a slob is part of the pantomime though. See he's a new kind of robber Baron, a kindler gentler "effective altruist," why look he's the only adult male to wear cargo shorts besides John Cena!

Posted by: Broseidon at November 17, 2022 07:31 PM (HS5pM)

136 Pedantic pet peeve: it should be "an historic". An when the noun begins with an h.
Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at November 17, 2022 07:24 PM (bfyic)


Exactly. An Hamper. An Hill. An House. An Human.

(maybe an when the first letter is an H and the first syllable is unstressed?)

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2022 07:31 PM (xhaym)

137 So do you ride an horse?
Posted by: Dr. T
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I'm thinking that an apostrophe is wonting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2022 07:31 PM (D9jtQ)

138 "Los Angeles County Sheriff Alex Villanueva says the crash that injured 25 law enforcement recruits in South Whittier Wednesday morning was "a deliberate act.""

That's some first-rate detective work there, Lou.
Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88%

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 17, 2022 07:31 PM (FVME7)

139 >>Also, I do give the guy credit for realizing that all you need to do to keep a scam going with Democrats is spout the woke nonsense, and they will hand over reams of cash

Everyone knows it. There are about 10 trannies and a handful of other true believers but everyone else knows it's just a scam to shut us up and allow them to ram through their idiotic scams which they are all making bank on.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2022 07:32 PM (ZLI7S)

140 I've spent a lot of time on Twitter comparing Schwab and Harari's wirk to Mein Kampf.

Btw Gates openly calling for death panels.

Posted by: CN at November 17, 2022 07:32 PM (Zzbjj)

141 What an hemorrhoid.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2022 07:32 PM (63Dwl)

142 >>> An when the noun begins with an h.

Is that a rule?

I thought it was specific to "historic" because "ahistoric" is a word.

Would we say "an helium canister"?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 17, 2022 07:28 PM (ppBhU)


[...in a really high voice...] What? ... no I don't know anything about an helium canister.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 17, 2022 07:32 PM (PY/t0)

143 E pluribus Unum

Good or bad ... break into groups, discuss ... and we will get back together in the morning. Drinks are provided on the afterdeck.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 17, 2022 07:32 PM (Cus5s)

144 Biden’s ‘Kill Switch’ For Every Car Threatens Our Freedom Of Movement


(creepy smile)

It will be good and socially responsible. You will eat bugs and live in pods. There will be no need to drive yourself. We will take care of you. You will own nothing and LOVE it.

OBEY

Posted by: Klaus Schwaub, motherWEFr at November 17, 2022 07:32 PM (sAmhv)

145 Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2022 07:31 PM (xhaym)

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Yeah, but what about Peaches An herb?

Posted by: 496 at November 17, 2022 07:32 PM (ELYbr)

146 *adjectives

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2022 07:33 PM (V13WU)

147 Would we say "an helium canister"?

That's a whole nother thing.

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2022 07:33 PM (dNNCD)

148 Fuck Ryan
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2022 07:30 PM (BRHaw)

Yes, I do believe that is his first name

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2022 07:33 PM (Irn0L)

149 Paul Ryan is just hoping this allows him to dick-tip at one of Paul Pelosi's after hours clubs.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 17, 2022 07:33 PM (O3H6G)

150 "I guess I'm guilty of stolen valor, guys."

I wear a nice Army camo parka I got at a garage sale for $10. I often have to explain to people I am not stealing valor; I just have good taste and love a bargain.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at November 17, 2022 07:33 PM (24fqN)

151 Let's look forward. new day , new leaders. We need that.

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2022 07:34 PM (V13WU)

152 140 I vote him first.

Posted by: Piper at November 17, 2022 07:34 PM (ZdaMQ)

153 >>I wear a nice Army camo parka I got at a garage sale for $10. I often have to explain to people I am not stealing valor; I just have good taste and love a bargain.


Are you sure? Did you check the pockets?

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 07:34 PM (MaJGV)

154 Is it an H-Bomb or a Hydrogen Bomb?

Posted by: fd at November 17, 2022 07:34 PM (sn5EN)

155 Fire at Gaza home kills 21, including children, officials
Initial investigation finds large amounts of fuel stored in building in Jabalia refugee camp in northern part of Strip, cause of flames; PA president declares day of mourning; Israel offers help

Fuel stored in a house with children? Gee wonder what they were going to do with that fuel?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2022 07:34 PM (Irn0L)

156 Also has anyone thought of just creating a Aron Rupar copy account on Twitter? Not to impersonate him, but just to tweet out everything he tweets out, verbatim, just to piss him off.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 17, 2022 07:35 PM (O3H6G)

157 He hit me with an hammer.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi - You can crack my skull, but you'll never take away my dignity at November 17, 2022 07:35 PM (ppBhU)

158 Paul Ryan is just hoping this allows him to dick-tip at one of Paul Pelosi's after hours clubs.

*warms up the hammer*

Posted by: Paul Anka at November 17, 2022 07:36 PM (dIbax)

159 OT: I love this Rep. Comer, laying out the Biden crimes. Telling the press they're doing it all with and will provide the open-source info. ...that any journalist could have used.

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2022 07:36 PM (Sv58p)

160 My theory:

Paulie picked up the underwear guy at a bar, brought him home, the guy having mental issues started revealing said mental issues.

-
My theory is underear guy was delivered by Whoredash.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 17, 2022 07:36 PM (FVME7)

161 Yeah, but what about Peaches An herb?
Posted by: 496 at November 17, 2022 07:32 PM (ELYbr)


maybe go axe them yo'self?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2022 07:36 PM (xhaym)

162
Yeah most of the broken glass on the Pelosi house window was outside on the ground.

I've watched enough Murder She Wrote to know that is a sign of the hammer blow on the glass coming from INSIDE the house.

Posted by: portlandon at November 17, 2022 07:36 PM (+oR7L)

163 Posted by: Broseidon at November 17, 2022 07:14 PM (HS5pM)

Rupar has no unit worth measuring.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 17, 2022 07:37 PM (YglAn)

164 I miss the way Nancy Pelosi would 'punish' me using her whips and 12in strap on.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at November 17, 2022 07:37 PM (sAmhv)

165 LITTLE ROCK (KATV) — State and local officials, as well as executives from an Italian ammunition company, announced the creation of a new factory in the vicinity of Little Rock.

Fiocchi.

https://bit.ly/3tFU1EM

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2022 07:37 PM (wPV+I)

166 150 I wear a nice Army camo parka I got at a garage sale for $10. I often have to explain to people I am not stealing valor; I just have good taste and love a bargain.
Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at November 17, 2022 07:33 PM (24fqN)


I got a really nice overcoat from a military surplus store when I was a teenager. One of the Scandinavian countries, maybe Finland. Lost it eons ago, and it wouldn't fit me anyway. Would love to get a replacement someday.

Posted by: CppThis at November 17, 2022 07:37 PM (UewuT)

167 107 Pedantic pet peeve: it should be "an historic". An when the noun begins with an h.
Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at November 17, 2022 07:24 PM (bfyic)

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On vacation do you check into "an" hotel?

Posted by: chris+opher at November 17, 2022 07:37 PM (5PBdA)

168 My theory is underear guy was delivered by Whoredash.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 17, 2022 07:36 PM

----------------------

Whoredash people should Never ask for the Tip.

Posted by: portlandon at November 17, 2022 07:38 PM (+oR7L)

169 Btw Gates openly calling for death panels.
Posted by: CN at November 17, 2022 07:32 PM (Zzbjj)


For medical genocide? Because I am totally for that.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2022 07:38 PM (xhaym)

170 152. Totally a useless eater who uses too mich resources. While family needs to go. Once in a while I read tweets that want the billionaire and political class to go the way of the Romanovs.

They cant even understand

Posted by: CN at November 17, 2022 07:38 PM (Zzbjj)

171 How long do corn fritters keep? I found a pile in the frig that have to be a couple of weeks old and I was wondering.





Oh, who am I kidding, I'm eating them.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 17, 2022 07:38 PM (yQpMk)

172 InZona (formerly InCali): Pedantic pet peeve: it should be "an historic". An when the noun begins with an h.

Depends on whether you pronounce the h, then it would be "a".

Let Professor Higgens demonstrate
https://youtu.be/gUQpoyfbWJ0

Posted by: mindful webworker - my fair pedant at November 17, 2022 07:38 PM (ytzxI)

173 Would we say "an helium canister"?

That's a whole nother thing.


Yup. In that case, you invoke the transitive property of gerunds. I won't explain it, because you wouldn't understand.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 17, 2022 07:38 PM (eOEVl)

174 >>Fiocchi.


I think they are in the same ownership family as Benelli and Franchi.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 07:39 PM (MaJGV)

175 After I fell smitten with Fang Fang, somebody crashed her airliner. Now I'm beginning to worry about my sweet Caroline. She's going to need to hire an Adderall taster to keep from getting fentanyled.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at November 17, 2022 07:39 PM (24fqN)

176 Michael Jackson: stolen pallor.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 17, 2022 07:39 PM (FVME7)

177 I've got a woobie but I took the stripes off.

Posted by: fd at November 17, 2022 07:39 PM (sn5EN)

178 It all depends on if you're Cockney or not.

Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2022 07:39 PM (iziT8)

179 So do you ride an horse
______

Only if you don't aspirate the "h"

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 17, 2022 07:39 PM (fs1hN)

180 Georgia Democratic senator Raphael Warnock’s church, where he serves as senior pastor and CEO, belongs to a coalition of far-left congregations that is calling for an end to U.S. military aid to Israel.

Any Jew who votes democratic is a JUDENRAT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2022 07:40 PM (Irn0L)

181 Depends on whether you pronounce the h, then it would be "a".


A herb? An herb? It's enough to give me an headache.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 17, 2022 07:40 PM (eOEVl)

182 got a really nice overcoat from a military surplus store when I was a teenager. One of the Scandinavian countries, maybe Finland. Lost it eons ago, and it wouldn't fit me anyway. Would love to get a replacement someday.
Posted by: CppThis at November 17, 2022 07:37

I was practically a Bundeswehr Landser with all the German winter gear I wore during my surveyor years.

Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at November 17, 2022 07:40 PM (4+bFW)

183 And, of course, one can steal valor.

Just like a base can be stolen in baseball, or love in a KISS song. It's weirdly hyper-literal to say otherwise.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 17, 2022 07:41 PM (ppBhU)

184 Fiocchi.


I think they are in the same ownership family as Benelli and Franchi.
Posted by: garrett


I'm just glad we're getting a new ammo plant.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2022 07:41 PM (wPV+I)

185 180 when Trump said less, he was branded a nazi

Posted by: CN at November 17, 2022 07:41 PM (Zzbjj)

186 My theory is underwear guy was delivered by Whoredash.
--------------------
Not UberBeats??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) cancel your NY Post at November 17, 2022 07:41 PM (yikp0)

187 I have listened to Bill Bennett's podcast for years and he used to speak of Paul Ryan, before he became speaker, as a proud father would of an all star football player going to Harvard to become a brain surgeon.

After he became speaker he sounded like a disappointed father speaking of a son who became a transgender, queer activist. He now no longer mentions him.

Paul Ryan & Mitt Romney should disappear from the face of the earth never to be seen again.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 17, 2022 07:41 PM (MFZ8i)

188 It's enough to give me an headache.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 17, 2022 07:40 PM (eOEVl)

---------
Maybe you should take a aspirin.

Posted by: 496 at November 17, 2022 07:41 PM (ELYbr)

189 I am personally humiliated that Trudeau is my prime minister.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 17, 2022 07:01 PM (eGTCV)

I'm not. I didn't vote for the cocksucker, I never voted for his cocksucking father, or any other cocksucking Liberals, or cocksucking NDP'ers. Not my monkeys, not my zoo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2022 07:41 PM (02Ihh)

190 I got a really nice overcoat from a military surplus store when I was a teenager. One of the Scandinavian countries, maybe Finland. Lost it eons ago, and it wouldn't fit me anyway. Would love to get a replacement someday.
Posted by: CppThis at November 17, 2022 07:37 PM (UewuT)



I don't see Finnish but how about a nice Slovakian jacket?

https://bityl.co/FiJq

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 17, 2022 07:42 PM (yQpMk)

191 >>I'm just glad we're getting a new ammo plant.


Always was a fan of their shells. They make my go to Pheasant load.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 07:42 PM (MaJGV)

192 Here's a short video of SBF on Meet the Press a few months back. I think he's a meth head. look at him shake.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1592608589369446400

Posted by: Gwenn at November 17, 2022 07:42 PM (9Gr7n)

193 Yup. In that case, you invoke the transitive property of gerunds. I won't explain it, because you wouldn't understand.

You're damn straight I wouldn't. Gerunds, participles, and adverjeckles are just made up, like quarks.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 17, 2022 07:42 PM (ppBhU)

194 - "organized retail theft"

Is this CA and IL flash mob type of organized theft or
is it HR hires insider theft?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 17, 2022 07:43 PM (gfCY0)

195 Not my monkeys, not my zoo.

==



*shakes head


NOT MY CIRCUS, NOT MY MONKEYS !

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2022 07:43 PM (V13WU)

196 Trudeau and Newsom look somewhat alike, don't they? maybe they both have that douche look going for them.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at November 17, 2022 07:43 PM (mnUzy)

197 Fuel stored in a house with children? Gee wonder what they were going to do with that fuel?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2022 07:34 PM (Irn0L)


Possibly run generators. Have you heard about the Lebanese generator mafia? What with everything and the banking collapse, the electrical generation capacity is held by various private groups who's turfs will not cross, and the small local nets fail regularly. However, the ownership and operation of small household generators is strictly controlled by the groups that can't run the utilities they control, and you have to pay up to use one.

Bet that camp has a similar situation going on, or they black market fuel for cooking.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2022 07:43 PM (xhaym)

198 When are Barky and W going to be educating us on dis-information and its scourge on our precious democracy?

Posted by: micky at November 17, 2022 07:43 PM (3byMq)

199 Paul Ryan does have the singular distinction of being the only person on the planet to lose a debate to Joe Biden.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at November 17, 2022 07:44 PM (5p7BC)

200 I remember when army surplus stores had real stuff with real value. Now they're full of all kinds of overpriced faux-surplus crap. I saw an IBM 370 mainframe at one once, free if you could haul it. The days when they had barrels full of M1 carbines and genuine Ka-Bars were before my time.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Mounted at November 17, 2022 07:44 PM (24fqN)

201 Rule #1 with English - there are no rules. English is a language of the people and by the people. We ain't frogs with that Ministry of talking like a Frog shit.

Rule #2 is that there are guidelines which aid in clarity and precision. Follow the guidelines but if it does not aid clarity and precision, it is pedantic and you are a fag.

Rule #3 is when in doubt, follow tradition. You use language to communicate, if you want to make shit up go to Oxford.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 17, 2022 07:44 PM (C6fQw)

202 28-2 Judge wins AL MVP

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2022 07:45 PM (Irn0L)

203 NOT MY CIRCUS, NOT MY MONKEYS !

I think the idiom is: Not my circus, not my peanuts.

And: Not my monkey, not my penis.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 17, 2022 07:45 PM (ppBhU)

204 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


From earlier:
You mean percussion caps, right? There are some EweToobs on making your own. The thin aluminum from soda cans, plus compound you can buy.

Yes. Percussion caps. Sorry. Be scouring the net for large pistol primers. Have 209 primers for shotgun. Need LPP.
Have the percussion cap maker for #11's. Not as easy as they make it out to be. Definitely takes practice.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2022 07:45 PM (wPV+I)

205 I knew gerunds, gerunds were a friend of mine.

You sir, are No Gerund.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 17, 2022 07:45 PM (Cus5s)

206 Gwenn, I have somewhat similar shakes due to a congenital tremor and my Tourette's but I agree it's more likely he's taking a shitload of Adderall

Posted by: Broseidon at November 17, 2022 07:45 PM (HS5pM)

207 >>Just like a base can be stolen in baseball, or love in a KISS song. It's weirdly hyper-literal to say otherwise.


It's Fraud is the point. Valor doesn't enter into it.

The Stolen Valor bullshit is just another sop to the armed forces caste.
It's no different than hate crime laws.

Strict enforcement of either would really hurt the pantheon of potential Halloween Costumes.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 07:45 PM (MaJGV)

208 Apparently the hamsters really don’t like my denigration of “an” in front of H.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 17, 2022 07:46 PM (BfT5/)

209 NGU - Duh, 62 homers and an insane OPS+, Ohtani was great but just an extension of what he did last year.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 17, 2022 07:46 PM (HS5pM)

210 Possibly run generators. Have you heard about the Lebanese generator mafia? What with everything and the banking collapse, the electrical generation capacity is held by various private groups who's turfs will not cross, and the small local nets fail regularly. However, the ownership and operation of small household generators is strictly controlled by the groups that can't run the utilities they control, and you have to pay up to use one.

Bet that camp has a similar situation going on, or they black market fuel for cooking.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2022 07:43 PM (xhaym)

Possibly, but it was in a strong Hamas run area. And the way the house just exploded, I suspect more likely to make weapons

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2022 07:46 PM (Irn0L)

211 Uh, why does a SCHOOL COP have an unmarked Police car?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 17, 2022 07:46 PM (oHd/0)

212 I'm not. I didn't vote for the cocksucker, I never voted for his cocksucking father, or any other cocksucking Liberals, or cocksucking NDP'ers. Not my monkeys, not my zoo.

*nods*

I 'might' have voted for that Kevin Martin dude who opposed Section 13(1) during the Mark Steyn stuff if I was in his riding. Other than that, fuck those fuckers in their fucking fuckholes.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at November 17, 2022 07:47 PM (dIbax)

213 >>the transitive property of gerunds


And. Here is your 1500 dollar check Mr Gerunds.

Posted by: San Francisco Bursar at November 17, 2022 07:47 PM (MaJGV)

214 "Rule #1 with English - there are no rules. English is a language of the people and by the people. We ain't frogs with that Ministry of talking like a Frog shit.

Rule #2 is that there are guidelines which aid in clarity and precision. Follow the guidelines but if it does not aid clarity and precision, it is pedantic and you are a fag.

Rule #3 is when in doubt, follow tradition. You use language to communicate, if you want to make shit up go to Oxford.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest "


Good said.

Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2022 07:47 PM (iziT8)

215 There's a magical mystery NOOD that's coming to take you away.

Posted by: mikeski at November 17, 2022 07:47 PM (P1f+c)

216 "Paul Ryan does have the singular distinction of being the only RINO on the planet to lose a debate to demented pedophile grifter Joe Biden."

enhanced interpretation

Posted by: illiniwek at November 17, 2022 07:48 PM (Cus5s)

217 My BIL (retired USAF), who was stationed above the Artic circle, gave me one of his old field jackets. It has a very thick, very warm liner. When the temps outside drop into the 20's and below, I wear it.

As a Vet, I'm not bothered about it at all...except for the humiliation of wearing zoomie gear. I never talk about it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2022 07:48 PM (/pD2r)

218 Thinking about it, I bet the Trudeau is making use of the same election strategy as the Democrats. He keeps getting elected thanks to Toronto. I bet they have a machine working there.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at November 17, 2022 07:48 PM (5p7BC)

219 "Rule #1 with English - there are no rules. English is a language of the people and by the people. We ain't frogs with that Ministry of talking like a Frog shit.

Rule #2 is that there are guidelines which aid in clarity and precision. Follow the guidelines but if it does not aid clarity and precision, it is pedantic and you are a fag.

Rule #3 is when in doubt, follow tradition. You use language to communicate, if you want to make shit up go to Oxford.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest "


Good said.
Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2022 07:47 PM (iziT



*grunts and gestures vigorously*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 17, 2022 07:48 PM (yQpMk)

220 I'm pretty sure that if Liberace were alive today, he'd tell that Aaron Rupar guy that he needs to turn the flame down just a bit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2022 07:48 PM (bW8dp)

221 I always assume when a writer uses an in front of H, they leave the H silent. Sounds cockney. Or gay.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 17, 2022 07:48 PM (BfT5/)

222 The dems are rolling over and giving their "Leadership" to the those going even more radical left.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2022 07:48 PM (Irn0L)

223 We're only a few minutes away from Musk's deadline for twitter employees, work hard for 40 hours/week or quit.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2022 07:50 PM (ZLI7S)

224 My theory: he was Paulie's sex toy and dealer, but Paulie didn't tip with a courtesy reacharound

Posted by: Regular joe at November 17, 2022 07:51 PM (nnp+f)

225 You mean percussion caps, right? There are some EweToobs on making your own. The thin aluminum from soda cans, plus compound you can buy.

Yes. Percussion caps. Sorry. Be scouring the net for large pistol primers. Have 209 primers for shotgun. Need LPP.
Have the percussion cap maker for #11's. Not as easy as they make it out to be. Definitely takes practice.
Posted by: rickb223

Know what's funny? I bought the #11 cap maker, and at the same time, bought a bunch of the kids cap gun caps, just in case...
Cap gun snappers work just fine with black powder pistols. $7.50/100... cheaper than store bought.

Posted by: Your Betters at November 17, 2022 07:52 PM (cPGH3)

226 Damn. Sock off.

Posted by: MkY at November 17, 2022 07:53 PM (cPGH3)

227 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2022 07:41 PM (02Ihh

The Alberta Premier sounds like a Canadian DeSantis

Posted by: CN at November 17, 2022 07:54 PM (Zzbjj)

228 Wray is the kid who rats you off to the teacher for something he did.

Posted by: torabora at November 17, 2022 07:55 PM (Y274z)

229 Pedantic pet peeve: it should be "an historic". An when the noun begins with an h.
Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at November 17, 2022 07:24 PM (bfyic)

Honly hif the haitch is silent.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2022 07:57 PM (ufw8e)

230 Sure, it's a type of fraud. So is impersonating a peace officer, or a public official, or any other person. But we have a specific name for fraud in that context--impersonation--because it helps explain the kind of fraud at issue. So does stolen valor. It's a useful shorthand for a particular kind of fraud.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 17, 2022 07:58 PM (ppBhU)

231 Yup. In that case, you invoke the transitive property of gerunds. I won't explain it, because you wouldn't understand.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 17, 2022 07:38 PM (eOEVl)
~~~~~

Perhaps you could diagram it for him. Diagraming sentences with gerunds always clarifies things.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 17, 2022 07:58 PM (3ImbR)

232 got $50 that says AOC is the new minority whip.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2022 07:06 PM (n1qTB)

Is that in Serum crypto?

Posted by: torabora at November 17, 2022 08:00 PM (Y274z)

233 198 When are Barky and W going to be educating us on dis-information and its scourge on our precious democracy?

Posted by: micky
-----------------------

You'd thing regular Joe would get a clue; old man W and Billy Jeff then Barky and W.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 17, 2022 08:01 PM (gfCY0)

234 I got a really nice overcoat from a military surplus store when I was a teenager. One of the Scandinavian countries, maybe Finland. Lost it eons ago, and it wouldn't fit me anyway. Would love to get a replacement someday.
Posted by: CppThis at November 17, 2022 07:37 PM (UewuT)

I once bought a ROK military police jacket from a surplus store. Outer shell was soft cotton, made no noise, and it was very well padded with insulation. Warm and soft, very comfy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2022 08:06 PM (5s54T)

235 Uh, why does a SCHOOL COP have an unmarked Police car?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 17, 2022 07:46 PM (oHd/0)

so he can sneak up on tenth-graders smoking a doobie behind the gym?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2022 08:12 PM (5yxuf)

236 The Alberta Premier sounds like a Canadian DeSantis
Posted by: CN at November 17, 2022 07:54 PM (Zzbjj)

She is making all the right noises now. But, as leader of the Wildrose Party, she was responsible for that asshole squish Jason Kenney getting elected. That's one Hell of a sin to expiate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2022 08:16 PM (5yxuf)

237 I was the real hero of Antarctica. Not that other penguin killer.

Stolen valor my frozen ass!

Posted by: Veteran of the Antarctic Wars at November 17, 2022 08:54 PM (ai2Yq)

238 Senior Master Sergeant Soup Sandwich reporting for duty, sir!

Posted by: Stolen Valor at November 17, 2022 09:18 PM (LaNzR)

239 I really thought this was a joke, hey, this is the guy who hates President Trump, sabotaged 99% of all his legislation and LOVES DeSantis!

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242 "I am personally humiliated that Trudeau is my prime minister."

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