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After An Election In Which He Claimed That Anyone Who Discussed Voter Fraud Was an "Election Denier" and Threat to Democracy, Incoming Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro Brings Charges Against Democrat "Campaign Consultant" for Massive Voter Fraud

So many post-election news dumps!

Gee, I wonder why he didn't bring these charges sooner.


Pennsylvania governor-elect Josh Shapiro, who rose to prominence by downplaying Republican claims of voter fraud, charged one of his former campaign consultants on Wednesday with "wide scale" forgery of voter ballots.

Shapiro, in his capacity as Pennsylvania attorney general, alleges that Philadelphia political consultant Rasheen Crews duplicated more than 1,000 signatures on petitions to add his clients to Democratic primary ballots for Philadelphia city elections in 2019.

"By soliciting and organizing the wide scale forgery of signatures, the defendant undermined the democratic process and Philadelphians' right to a free and fair election," Shapiro said in a statement announcing the charges.

The announcement of the indictment just a week after the gubernatorial election could raise questions for Shapiro, who was a strident critic of Republicans who cast doubt on the results of the 2020 election in Pennsylvania. According to an arrest affidavit, Shapiro's office opened an investigation into Crews in September 2019. It is unclear why it took three years to bring charges against him.

I know that the Washington Free Beacon has to say "it's unclear" but it's completely clear.

Oh, did I mention? Shapiro himself paid Crews for this fraud.


Crews has consulted for dozens of state and local candidates over the years, campaign finance disclosures show. Shapiro's attorney general campaign paid Crews $2,000 in 2016, according to the Pennsylvania campaign finance database.

Shapiro refused comment.

Because commenting on this story would have Threatened Democracy, I guess.

Posted by: Ace at 05:43 PM




Comments

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1 We're experiencing a run on ballots.

Posted by: The DNC at November 17, 2022 05:48 PM (miw4b)

2 I am become Willow, the destroyer of threads.

Posted by: flounder at November 17, 2022 05:48 PM (6uSvh)

3 Fix?

Posted by: Max Power at November 17, 2022 05:49 PM (sLG2f)

4 Said he, boldly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2022 05:49 PM (miw4b)

5 This is a bizarre story

Posted by: Max Power at November 17, 2022 05:49 PM (sLG2f)

6 It isn't vote fraud if democrats do it.....it's called election enhancement.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 17, 2022 05:49 PM (uNylN)

7 Bold move, Cotton

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 17, 2022 05:50 PM (9jKO6)

8 Jeebus

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 17, 2022 05:50 PM (5rBf5)

9 This is a bold commenting strategy. Let's see how it plays out.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2022 05:50 PM (a3Q+t)

10 Said he, boldly.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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[buffs nails, for having avoided a split infinitive]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2022 05:50 PM (miw4b)

11 I'd say "F*** Pennsylvania" but it already seems to have f***ed itself.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at November 17, 2022 05:50 PM (OUMaO)

12 It isn't vote fraud if democrats do it.....it's called election enhancement.
Posted by: Mister Scott
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Electoral equity. Justifies anything, because, equity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2022 05:52 PM (y+Ith)

13 Pennsylvania fucked up: they went full retard.

Posted by: Max Power at November 17, 2022 05:52 PM (sLG2f)

14 Uhh what? Is this dem on dem? Somebody must not have hugged enough roots.

Posted by: fd at November 17, 2022 05:53 PM (sn5EN)

15 Y'all feel foolish for commenting on a missed close tag?

You should, because Ace wants you to.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2022 05:53 PM (a3Q+t)

16 Should be Emperor Elect, he is going to run my state like a iron fist.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2022 05:53 PM (xhxe8)

17 Shapiro is corrupt and evil and a very bad man and bad things should happen to him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 17, 2022 05:53 PM (XvPQV)

18 12 It isn't vote fraud if democrats do it.....it's called election enhancement.
Posted by: Mister Scott
-------

Electoral equity. Justifies anything, because, equity.


Be careful or you'll internalize this shit. Even if you say it sarcastically.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 17, 2022 05:53 PM (vNbzm)

19 They fortified the elections again.

Posted by: rd at November 17, 2022 05:53 PM (Z32m1)

20 Pennsylvania fucked up: they went full retard.
Posted by: Max Power
-----

Like it or lump it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2022 05:53 PM (y+Ith)

21 Similar scam was used in Michigan to get rid of the top Republican candidates.

Posted by: Sven at November 17, 2022 05:53 PM (iXXRJ)

22

Once you let those fuckers in, they close the door and make sure they stay in power.

The PAGOP is perfectly fine with getting boned in the ass by them, literally.

Posted by: Rev The Buzz at November 17, 2022 05:54 PM (6woqZ)

23 This is classic Democrat bullshit.

He's 'bringing charges', and then he's going to let him get a sweetheart plea deal that avoids any actual consequences, and then he'll be immune from any further prosecution.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at November 17, 2022 05:54 PM (AjL/0)

24 2 I am become Willow, the destroyer of threads.
Posted by: flounder at November 17, 2022 05:48 PM (6uSvh)

I miss Willow

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 17, 2022 05:54 PM (XvPQV)

25
And they say Mississippi is stupid.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2022 05:54 PM (MoZTd)

26 Does this make Shapiro an election denier?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 17, 2022 05:54 PM (5rBf5)

27 Pennsylvania fucked up: they went full retard.
Posted by: Max Power
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Like it or lump it and lump it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Edited

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2022 05:54 PM (y+Ith)

28 Why are all the crazy people talking about bold when all the fonts appear to be perfectly formatted? Must have been a mass delusion. Sad.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 17, 2022 05:54 PM (PY/t0)

29 20 Pennsylvania fucked up: they went full retard.
Posted by: Max Power
-----

Like it or lump it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2022 05:53 PM (y+Ith)

At least the message 'Fire bad!' will be strongly put forward in PA

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 17, 2022 05:55 PM (XvPQV)

30 Be nice if Dana Nessel would find and charge the fraudulent petition signing operators that disqualified six of Michigans governor candidates. Oh wait she could have lost her election if she did that.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 17, 2022 05:55 PM (hReJs)

31 Mail voting screwed this state up

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2022 05:55 PM (xhxe8)

32 A coincidence, no doubt, just like all the other things that didn't come out until after the election. Coincidences happen more often than plans.

Posted by: huerfano at November 17, 2022 05:55 PM (dTFZY)

33 Do I understand this? A Democrat accusing a Democrat of being a Democrat?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2022 05:55 PM (63Dwl)

34 another exciting edition of

yes, The People are Dumb

Posted by: REDACTED at November 17, 2022 05:55 PM (us2H3)

35 Since when did Philly even need phony ballots?

Posted by: gourmand du jour, sunny and cool at November 17, 2022 05:55 PM (jTmQV)

36 Oh, thank goodness! They found the rogue Democrat and now the election is all clean.

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2022 05:56 PM (dNNCD)

37 >>At least the message 'Fire bad!' will be strongly put forward in PA


Every time I see Fetterman, Young Frankenstein scenes run rampant in my mind.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 05:56 PM (MaJGV)

38 >>>Because commenting on this story would have Threatened Democracy

If only someone, anyone, would comment on rigged elections.

Posted by: flounder at November 17, 2022 05:56 PM (6uSvh)

39 37 >>At least the message 'Fire bad!' will be strongly put forward in PA


Every time I see Fetterman, Young Frankenstein scenes run rampant in my mind.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 05:56 PM (MaJGV)

Yep, or the Munsters

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 17, 2022 05:57 PM (XvPQV)

40 Why are all the crazy people talking about bold when all the fonts appear to be perfectly formatted? Must have been a mass delusion. Sad.
Posted by: banana Dream
--------

Mass psychosis. Boldemic. In the instant case, however, the vaccine worked.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2022 05:57 PM (y+Ith)

41 I miss Willow
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,

#metoo

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 17, 2022 05:57 PM (5rBf5)

42 This Thread needs the 'Because the People are Retarded' guy.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 05:57 PM (MaJGV)

43 31 Mail voting screwed this state up
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2022 05:55 PM (xhxe

Yup.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 17, 2022 05:57 PM (5rBf5)

44 Hmm, isn't having a talent for forging the handwriting of local voters something you would want to look for in the political consultants that you hire?

Seem like a basic qualification these days.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 17, 2022 05:58 PM (guGkK)

45
PA voters
- Race hustlers
- Drunk wine moms
- Old Catholic ladies with fantasies about JFK
- Brain-dead union retirees who always voted Democrat

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2022 05:58 PM (MoZTd)

46 Dem 20/20 -- fortified whine.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) cancel your NY Post at November 17, 2022 05:58 PM (yikp0)

47 Every time I see Fetterman, Young Frankenstein scenes run rampant in my mind.
Posted by: garrett
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Abbie Normal? Or, 'Nice Knockers'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2022 05:58 PM (/pD2r)

48 [buffs nails, for having avoided a split infinitive]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2022 05:50 PM (miw4b)
~~~~~

Impressive. But there is no one who can hold a candle to me for being able to smoothly split infinitives and end sentences with a preposition--at least that I know of.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 17, 2022 05:58 PM (3ImbR)

49 Didn't Philly already have at least two election judges doing hard time for voter fraud?

Cleanest. Electoral. System. EVER.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2022 05:58 PM (bW8dp)

50 For years I wouldn't link to Gateway Pundit because I felt they used weakly sourced material; more of a yellow journo site. But lately, they seem to be the best source for election fraud news.

DiF's sidebar on Kari Lake's election shenanigans against her has been heavily reported by Gateway.

I don't 100% of anything I read, but they at least are trying to shine a light. And I DO think that 2020 was heavily stolen by a concatenation of fraud techniques.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2022 05:59 PM (JOtiF)

51 Garrett,
I went back and watched John Denver on the muppet show this morning.

It made me happy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 17, 2022 05:59 PM (f5+z9)

52 >>Abbie Normal? Or, 'Nice Knockers'?


Mostly the Teeter Totter scene.

But, damn that Young Teri Garr does sneak in quick.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 05:59 PM (MaJGV)

53 Does this make Shapiro an election denier?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

///

That's what I want to know.

Posted by: Prime Sister at November 17, 2022 05:59 PM (tQL7r)

54 Abbie Normal? Or, 'Nice Knockers'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2022 05:58 PM (/pD2r)


WHAT knockers.

Harrumph

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 17, 2022 05:59 PM (guGkK)

55 I bet this guy doesn't own a doghouse.

Posted by: Kitchener Lesley at November 17, 2022 05:59 PM (CgQvH)

56 the people think that politics is a game

and if a bad call goes your way, so much the better

best be fixing that

Posted by: REDACTED at November 17, 2022 05:59 PM (us2H3)

57 yo

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 17, 2022 06:00 PM (YglAn)

58 I'm guessing the deal was, prosecute Crews for this minor crime, which is really just a crime against the process of forcing candidates to do something stupid n order to be a candidate in a primary. And both sides agree to ignore the fraud he probably committed on behalf of Biden, Shapiro, and Fetterman.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 17, 2022 06:00 PM (O3H6G)

59 PA voters
- Race hustlers
- Drunk wine moms
- Old Catholic ladies with fantasies about JFK
- Brain-dead union retirees who always voted Democrat
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Don't forget the homeless and the retirement home residents

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 17, 2022 06:00 PM (5rBf5)

60
In Philadelphia, the words "councilman" and "indicted" are never far apart.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2022 06:00 PM (MoZTd)

61 Because commenting on this story would have Threatened Democracy, I guess.
_______________

You mean Threatened OUR Democracy?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2022 06:00 PM (4jWDH)

62 Roll, roll, roll in the hay!!!

Posted by: kraken at November 17, 2022 06:00 PM (Vr12I)

63
I keep defending PA because if you take away the Philly votes, Oz wins by 100,000. Please place blame where it belongs -all of the 'Uncle Sugar' Philly voters that vote 80% for the (D).

That's a tough nut to beat. Almost impossible legally.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 17, 2022 06:01 PM (y3pKJ)

64 1 We're experiencing a run on ballots.
Posted by: The DNC at November 17, 2022 05:48 PM (miw4b)
_______________

It's a "two for one" sale!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2022 06:01 PM (4jWDH)

65 Remember the picture of Stalin and his lackey by the river, and the next time you see the picture, the lackey was airbrushed into oblivion?

No different with Shapiro and his consultant co-conspirator. The evidence gets buried in the process, count on it.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 17, 2022 06:01 PM (e6UQI)

66 - Old Catholic ladies with fantasies about JFK
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2022 05:58 PM (MoZTd)
~~~~~

Reminds me of a trip to Ireland many moons ago when I stopped in to visit a friend's grandmother. There on her mantel were three 8X10 photographs: the Pope, my friend, and JFK. We never let him live that down.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 17, 2022 06:01 PM (3ImbR)

67 My goodness, I have not seen this on CNN or the NYT. So it can't be true!

Posted by: Dopey Wine Mom at November 17, 2022 06:01 PM (G1dq6)

68 Are they out of ink too? Supply chain...

Posted by: torabora at November 17, 2022 06:01 PM (Y274z)

69 "By soliciting and organizing the wide scale forgery of signatures, the defendant undermined the democratic process and Philadelphians' right to a free and fair election," Shapiro said in a statement announcing the charges.


I wonder what he has in mind.

Always watch the other hand with these turds.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 17, 2022 06:01 PM (yQpMk)

70 > But, damn that Young Teri Garr does sneak in quick.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 05:59 PM (MaJGV)

She was definitely easy on the eyes back then.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2022 06:01 PM (bW8dp)

71 Notice is just the Democrat primary, not the general. The charges are just for backing the wrong candidate. This guy will still be cashing his checks for the general election fraud.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2022 06:01 PM (ifHdv)

72 Awesome, Nurse.

Statler and Waldorf were Based.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 06:02 PM (MaJGV)

73 You can never go wrong watching the old Muppet Show.

The one with Alice Cooper was also great.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2022 06:02 PM (bW8dp)

74 I miss Willow

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 17, 2022 05:54 PM (XvPQV)

And that Mark Andrew Edwards guy. That guy had style.

Posted by: flounder at November 17, 2022 06:02 PM (6uSvh)

75 Cigarettes, blindfolds and firing squads would tighten up the fraud situation.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 17, 2022 06:02 PM (geVLo)

76 Impressive. But there is no one who can hold a candle to me for being able to smoothly split infinitives and end sentences with a preposition--at least that I know of.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 17, 2022 05:58 PM


Pfft. It's adroit Oxford comma technique that draws gasps, moans, and sighs from the Commentariat here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2022 06:02 PM (a3Q+t)

77 I'm guessing Rasheen Crews sold himself on having a special bond with the voting denizens of certain seedy parts of town.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 17, 2022 06:03 PM (guGkK)

78 three years ago? So pre-2020, there was known fraud.

This is either dangerous speech by Shapiro, and he must be investigated by Wray and the DOJ ... OR ... they admit Trump won ... Trump becomes prezzie in January, and can run again for 2024.

(that is my social justice credit score evaluation, if only I had the DOJ and FBI at my beck and call)

(and for you idiom lovers, I had to look it up ... "Beck is a shortening of beckon, which means to signal or issue a command by a gesture. Call is a call, a word we use every day." ... was pretty sure it was 'beck', but didn't quite make sense)

Posted by: illiniwek at November 17, 2022 06:03 PM (Cus5s)

79 Impressive. But there is no one who can hold a candle to me for being able to smoothly split infinitives and end sentences with a preposition--at least that I know of.
Posted by: IrishEi
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I have decided to not discuss this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2022 06:03 PM (/pD2r)

80 Pennsylvania fucked up: they went full retard.

Posted by: Max Power at November 17, 2022 05:52 PM


Never go full retard.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 17, 2022 06:03 PM (uNylN)

81 "Don't forget the homeless and the retirement home residents"

Hey, what about us?

Posted by: The Dead. at November 17, 2022 06:03 PM (ifHdv)

82 100 Ways To Steal An Election >> 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2022 06:03 PM (JOtiF)

83 >>And that Mark Andrew Edwards guy. That guy had style.


*Pours one out*

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 06:03 PM (MaJGV)

84 Mail voting screwed this state up
Posted by: Skip


Even my little rural precinct had 300 mail-in votes counted of 1000 cast. We voted overwhelmingly for the local state rep, but not so much for Oz and Mastriano, although they still won. Curious!

A little cheat'll do ya!

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2022 06:04 PM (Sv58p)

85 But, damn that Young Teri Garr does sneak in quick.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 05:59 PM (MaJGV)

She was definitely easy on the eyes back then.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2022 06:01 PM (bW8dp)


And her knockers were definitely worthy of favorable note.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 17, 2022 06:04 PM (guGkK)

86 Even NY can point and laugh at Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2022 06:04 PM (ifHdv)

87 > Notice is just the Democrat primary, not the general.

I believe the two election judges were also popped for fraud in favor of one Dem over another.

The only way to get convicted for election fraud in a communist city is by committing fraud in favor of the wrong communist.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2022 06:04 PM (bW8dp)

88 Why hasn't a Philly Hawaiian judge ruled that only a thousand ballots doesn't matter to the outcome so case dismissed?

Posted by: torabora at November 17, 2022 06:06 PM (Y274z)

89 But, damn that Young Teri Garr does sneak in quick.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 05:59 PM (MaJGV)

She was definitely easy on the eyes back then.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2022 06:01 PM (bW8dp)

Young Teri Garr could pass as doppleganger for young Mrs. flounder, back in the day.

Posted by: flounder at November 17, 2022 06:06 PM (6uSvh)

90 How many LIVs will hear of this?

Posted by: davidt at November 17, 2022 06:06 PM (oTZbj)

91 9 This is a bold commenting strategy. Let's see how it plays out.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2022 05:50 PM (a3Q+t)
----
Mah, let's strikeout that bolded stuff.

Posted by: Ciampino - Good thing it's not in Italics at November 17, 2022 06:06 PM (qfLjt)

92 Hawaiian rolls >>> Hawaiian judges

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 17, 2022 06:06 PM (ykBBE)

93 Shapiro-- " See I'm cleaning up the voting process. No need to look any further"

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2022 06:06 PM (n1qTB)

94 >>And that Mark Andrew Edwards guy. That guy had style.


*Pours one out*
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 06:03 PM (MaJGV)



History's Greatest Monster

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 17, 2022 06:07 PM (yQpMk)

95 86 Even NY can point and laugh at Pennsylvania.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2022 06:04 PM (ifHdv)
________________

California's reputation for stupidity, retarded politicians, and electoral crap is under threat from Pennsylvania.

We have to up our game here!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2022 06:07 PM (4jWDH)

96 been working whole day and I see I missed all sorts of juicy post election news. Pelosi resigned..amazing. I was sure only in death would she relinquish her position.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at November 17, 2022 06:07 PM (mnUzy)

97 But, damn that Young Teri Garr does sneak in quick.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 05:59 PM (MaJGV)

She was definitely easy on the eyes back then.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2022 06:01 PM (bW8dp)
------------
She, sadly, has had chronic health issues (including MS) for years, now.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 17, 2022 06:07 PM (ykBBE)

98 The only way to get convicted for election fraud in a communist city is by committing fraud in favor of the wrong communist.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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I never defrauded anyone!

Posted by: Leon Trotsky at November 17, 2022 06:07 PM (y+Ith)

99 Lot of weird shit coming out after the election.
I'm sure it's all a coinkydink.

Posted by: Bosk at November 17, 2022 06:08 PM (ZVuYy)

100 California's reputation for stupidity, retarded politicians, and electoral crap is under threat from Pennsylvania.

We have to up our game here!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2022 06:07 PM (4jWDH)

ha-ha. the citizenry of Cali are up to the task I am sure.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at November 17, 2022 06:08 PM (mnUzy)

101 The only way to get convicted for election fraud in a communist city is by committing fraud in favor of the wrong communist.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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I never defrauded anyone!
Posted by: Leon Trotsky at November 17, 2022 06:07 PM (y+Ith)
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So you say.

Posted by: The Icepick at November 17, 2022 06:08 PM (ykBBE)

102
So Democrats will commit electoral fraud in primary elections but are Persil-clean in the general election. Right.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2022 06:08 PM (MoZTd)

103 Wow, sanfran is going to enact a $1500/month subsidy to entice guys to chop their wangs off.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 17, 2022 06:09 PM (PY/t0)

104 Possible rail strike back in the news

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 17, 2022 06:09 PM (5rBf5)

105 Kaloopy Hand Bra compliation
https://youtu.be/u5lptIFXkGU

Blame KBDaBear for this one

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 17, 2022 06:09 PM (XvPQV)

106 >>the citizenry of Cali are up to the task I am sure.


Si se puede!

Posted by: The Citizens of California at November 17, 2022 06:09 PM (MaJGV)

107 Even NY can point and laugh at Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2022 06:04 PM (ifHdv)


But not Chicago. An "I" by a city councilman's name doesn't mean "incumbent", it means indicted.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2022 06:09 PM (JOtiF)

108 been working whole day and I see I missed all sorts of juicy post election news. Pelosi resigned..amazing. I was sure only in death would she relinquish her position.
Posted by: IC
--------

Handing in the gavel. There's a hammer joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2022 06:09 PM (g75ie)

109 https://tinyurl.com/5ckrdyxn
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
2 short videos to see
#18 is one angry guy
#10 might be the happiest little boy you will see

A great Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2022 06:10 PM (xhxe8)

110 Huh. It's a mystery.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 17, 2022 06:10 PM (dNqv+)

111 No way no how was Nanzi gonna do the ritual of handing that gavel to a Republican.

Posted by: davidt at November 17, 2022 06:11 PM (oTZbj)

112 Not sure they didn't find a worse piece of work with Jeffries as Democrat House Leader.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2022 06:11 PM (xhxe8)

113 Wow, sanfran is going to enact a $1500/month subsidy to entice guys to chop their wangs off.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 17, 2022 06:09 PM (PY/t0)
______________

See, I toldya California wouldn't take Pennsylvania's stupidity lying down!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2022 06:11 PM (4jWDH)

114 109 https://tinyurl.com/5ckrdyxn
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
2 short videos to see
#18 is one angry guy
#10 might be the happiest little boy you will see

A great Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2022 06:10 PM (xhxe

Thanks, Skip.

Posted by: m at November 17, 2022 06:12 PM (1vmZ4)

115 >>No way no how was Nanzi gonna do the ritual of handing that gavel to a Republican.


She is going to hate having to pay her own in-flight bar tabs on a commercial airline.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 06:12 PM (MaJGV)

116 111 No way no how was Nanzi gonna do the ritual of handing that gavel to a Republican.
Posted by: davidt at November 17, 2022 06:11 PM (oTZbj)

she might bash him in the head with it.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at November 17, 2022 06:12 PM (mnUzy)

117 100 Ways To Steal An Election >> 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
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Duck in the US Mail truck, Chuck!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) cancel your NY Post at November 17, 2022 06:13 PM (yikp0)

118 >>> Kaloopy Hand Bra compliation
https://youtu.be/u5lptIFXkGU

Blame KBDaBear for this one
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 17, 2022 06:09 PM (XvPQV)


Kaloopy is ... interesting. You can find them on DistroTV.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 17, 2022 06:13 PM (PY/t0)

119 Democrats we would have 1,206,000 votes cast for Democrat members of Congress, compared to 1,369,000 votes cast for Republican members of Congress. In other words, it would appear that approximately 163,000 more votes were cast for Republicans than for Democrats.

Now compare that number to the up-ballot numbers, which indicate that about 98,000 more votes were cast for the Democrat candidates than for the Republican candidates.

The conclusion would be that about 68,000 voters who preferred the Republican for Congress voted Democrat for governor, senator, AG, and secretary of state.

I was talking about this yesterday. so 70k (R) voters had to have VOTED (D). So that means they voted AGAINST Blake and Kari on purpose!

PS Sec of Treasury (R) won by about 9 points!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2022 06:13 PM (BRHaw)

120 Mirror Universe Josh (Josh Hawley) tore strips off FBI Director "Faye" Wray. The video excerpts that are going around Twatter are worth watching.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2022 06:13 PM (bW8dp)

121 >>Not sure they didn't find a worse piece of work with Jeffries as Democrat House Leader.


There's a phrase that the Dems love to throw out at Black Republicans that applies perfectly to how they see Hakim Jeffries.

It rhymes with Blouse Peligro.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 06:14 PM (MaJGV)

122 where is biden anyway? is he still rusticating in Bali?

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at November 17, 2022 06:14 PM (mnUzy)

123 After election dump is like Friday night news dump.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 17, 2022 06:14 PM (gfCY0)

124 The House Financial Services Committee is going to investigate FTX.

Rep Maxine Waters is a top lawmakers on the committee.

Here is a video where Waters literally blows kisses at FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried.

https://bit.ly/3giaRGO

Posted by: bonhomme at November 17, 2022 06:14 PM (i0wNm)

125 122 where is biden anyway? is he still rusticating in Bali?
Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch
==========

Hiden Biden, you only see him when he's well.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 17, 2022 06:15 PM (gfCY0)

126 #18 is one angry

////

Whoa, dude! That Arizona patriot let them have it. Good for him👏

Posted by: Prime Sister at November 17, 2022 06:15 PM (tQL7r)

127 https://tinyurl.com/5ckrdyxn
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
2 short videos to see
#18 is one angry guy
#10 might be the happiest little boy you will see

A great Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2022 06:10 PM (xhxe



Little Angry Italian Girl

Apparently the hand thing is genetic.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 17, 2022 06:16 PM (yQpMk)

128 124 The House Financial Services Committee is going to investigate FTX.

Rep Maxine Waters is a top lawmakers on the committee.

Here is a video where Waters literally blows kisses at FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried.

https://bit.ly/3giaRGO
Posted by: bonhomme at November 17, 2022 06:14 PM (i0wNm)

Maxine Waters? She is so stupid. who on earth thinks she will be able to understand anything related to FTX?

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at November 17, 2022 06:16 PM (mnUzy)

129 Who gets the minority whip spot? AOC or Omar?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2022 06:17 PM (n1qTB)

130 Wow, sanfran is going to enact a $1500/month subsidy to entice guys to chop their wangs off.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 17, 2022 06:09 PM (PY/t0)


Sí se poda!

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2022 06:17 PM (xhaym)

131 Great, power going out then on then out then on then out.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 17, 2022 06:17 PM (PY/t0)

132 "the wide scale forgery of signatures"

Signatures are easy. Forging ballots takes time.

Posted by: California at November 17, 2022 06:18 PM (v0R5T)

133 117 100 Ways To Steal An Election >> 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
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Duck in the US Mail truck, Chuck!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) cancel your NY Post at November 17, 2022 06:13 PM (yikp0)

I have a mailbox just outside the front door and can see the mailman deliver the mail from my office. Maybe it is just me not trusting the USPS but come mail in ballot time my normal looking postman is replaced by weird,colored hair women.

Now that the election is over my regular delivery guy has returned. This has been happening for a least a couple years. Odd that.

Now the e

Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at November 17, 2022 06:19 PM (4+bFW)

134 Why is he bringing charges *now*?

I mean, I know why he didn't bring them before the election.

But why is he bringing them now, at all?

Posted by: EFG at November 17, 2022 06:19 PM (Ae67h)

135 Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2022 06:13 PM (BRHaw)

Or, you know, they fucking stole AZ.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 17, 2022 06:19 PM (YglAn)

136 Was this reported here yet?

@JordanSchachtel · 6h
Maxine Waters is chairing the investigation into FTX

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) cancel your NY Post at November 17, 2022 06:20 PM (yikp0)

137 > But why is he bringing them now, at all?

Answered above. It's like rival Mafia crews. The charges aren't because they committed fraud in favor of communists, but rather because they committed fraud in favor of the WRONG communists.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2022 06:20 PM (bW8dp)

138 130 Wow, sanfran is going to enact a $1500/month subsidy to entice guys to chop their wangs off.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 17, 2022 06:09 PM (PY/t0)

Sí se poda!
Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2022 06:17 PM (xhaym)

I'm sorry, my dick- such as it is- is worth a hell of a lot more to me than $1500.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 17, 2022 06:21 PM (dNqv+)

139 You can't make me believe they even look at signatures on a ballot. It would take months to verify a mail ballot if they did or tried.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2022 06:21 PM (xhxe8)

140 Was this reported here yet?

@JordanSchachtel · 6h
Maxine Waters is chairing the investigation into FTX
=============
Doh!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) cancel your NY Post at November 17, 2022 06:21 PM (yikp0)

141 The "governor" has a lot of buffers.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 17, 2022 06:22 PM (R/m4+)

142 Maxine wighat better hurry. She's got about 40 days.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2022 06:22 PM (n1qTB)

143 > Who gets the minority whip spot? AOC or Omar?

Could be both, in thigh-high spike-heeled boots, and black leather corsets.

No word on what kind of minority they're going to be whipping.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2022 06:22 PM (bW8dp)

144 What is unclear is why he brought the charges at all. It must have been something that they knew would come out.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 17, 2022 06:22 PM (TgBWG)

145 Refresh my memory: When does the stochastic terrorism start?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 17, 2022 06:23 PM (ij71G)

146 And yes, I was saying that like Quint from Jaws in my head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 17, 2022 06:23 PM (dNqv+)

147 >130 Wow, sanfran is going to enact a $1500/month subsidy to entice guys to chop their wangs off.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 17, 2022 06:09 PM (PY/t0)


Do you actually have to cut your dick off, though? I was under the impression that most "trannies" hadn't actually done that.

If I lived there (God forbid), I might be tempted to put on a dress once in a while for an extra $1500/month.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2022 06:23 PM (bW8dp)

148 >>Not sure they didn't find a worse piece of work with Jeffries as Democrat House Leader.


The Leninists have always been at war with the Trotskyites.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 06:24 PM (MaJGV)

149 Foady-fi billions!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) cancel your NY Post at November 17, 2022 06:24 PM (yikp0)

150 Ooops, forgot the Holidays. Maxine has #2weeks.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2022 06:24 PM (n1qTB)

151 CO counting late arriving mail ballots today. Boebert's lead is now at 556 (was at ~1100) out of some 326,000 total votes cast. Still not clear how long they will keep counting, but either way this is going to an automatic recount.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2022 06:24 PM (ykeLU)

152 144 What is unclear is why he brought the charges at all. It must have been something that they knew would come out.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 17, 2022 06:22 PM (TgBWG)

Or he was trying to cancel this guy before he could do it to him.

You want dirty, vindictive, evil Stalinist style politics America? Choke on it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 17, 2022 06:25 PM (dNqv+)

153 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2022 06:23 PM (bW8dp)

We can be bosom buddies.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 17, 2022 06:25 PM (YglAn)

154 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2022 06:20 PM (bW8dp)

******

Got it, I think.

Posted by: EFG at November 17, 2022 06:25 PM (Ae67h)

155 AOC would make a great speaker. She's dumb AF, and used to being a drone and puppet. Pull Chakrabarti's hand out of her ass, and put Jarret's up there. Hire a gay hooker to bash her cuck's head in. Nobody could tell the difference, and she's got another 85 politician years in her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 17, 2022 06:25 PM (oINRc)

156 Was this reported here yet?
@JordanSchachtel · 6h
Maxine Waters is chairing the investigation into FTX
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) cancel your NY Post at November 17, 2022 06:20 PM (yikp0)

Any Q & A between the old rayiss Maxine and that girlfriend creature of that FTX Owner Guy with the Jew Fro will be wild and one for the history books.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 17, 2022 06:26 PM (R/m4+)

157 She is going to hate having to pay her own in-flight bar tabs on a commercial airline.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 06:12 PM (MaJGV)

Hell, she'll finagle a Drink-to-Own scheme with Boeing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2022 06:26 PM (6FeV1)

158 No need to cut anything off.
Just show up cross dressed and tell them you are a "trans".

Posted by: gourmand du jour, sunny and cool at November 17, 2022 06:26 PM (jTmQV)

159 Gee, I wonder why he didn't bring these charges sooner.

TOO SOON AFTER PRIDE MONTH

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 17, 2022 06:26 PM (knlFM)

160 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 17, 2022 06:16 PM (yQpMk)

That dude in 18 also gave a speech in Cali, IIRC, over covid shit.

Makes me wonder about his intentions.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 17, 2022 06:26 PM (YglAn)

161 Every time I see Fetterman, Young Frankenstein scenes run rampant in my mind.


SOOPER DUPER!!!

Posted by: The Monster at November 17, 2022 06:26 PM (iTWiZ)

162 FTX all in the news, but has this been discussed?
"The swift demise of FTX, which filed for bankruptcy last week, created unprecedented turmoil for Genesis, causing the company’s lending arm to be unable to meet all withdrawal requests, the company told clients on a Wednesday call. The company said it would deliver a plan next week for its lending business."

They are seeking $1 Billion loan from investors

https://tinyurl.com/2eypgd6r

I think I can guess what the 'plan' will be.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2022 06:27 PM (8e9gw)

163 CO counting late arriving mail ballots today. Boebert's lead is now at 556 (was at ~1100) out of some 326,000 total votes cast. Still not clear how long they will keep counting, but either way this is going to an automatic recount.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2022 06:24 PM (ykeLU)
=================
Wonder what the law actually says about the last date a ballot must be received. Whatever it says, I'm sure the Secretary of State will ignore it. Who cares what the legislature says, anyway.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 17, 2022 06:27 PM (ij71G)

164 Was this reported here yet?

@JordanSchachtel · 6h
Maxine Waters is chairing the investigation into FTX
=============
Doh!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) cancel your NY Post at November 17, 2022 06:21 PM (yikp0)
~~~~~

Did you see the clip of her blowing SBF a kiss?

https://twitter.com/ElliottFryback/status/
1468679048993800195

Posted by: IrishEi at November 17, 2022 06:27 PM (3ImbR)

165 "Just show up cross dressed and tell them you are a "trans"."

Why even dress up? Just say you are trans but like to dress as a dood. A trans-trans?

Posted by: Bosk at November 17, 2022 06:28 PM (ZVuYy)

166
TOO SOON AFTER PRIDE MONTH
Posted by: Commissar
----

Also, disruptive of the McCain funeral.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2022 06:28 PM (8e9gw)

167 I *think* this is being pursued because these were primary elections, not general elections.

(And I have no idea why primary is underlined. My phone, it defeats me.)

Posted by: EFG at November 17, 2022 06:28 PM (Ae67h)

168 She is going to hate having to pay her own in-flight bar tabs on a commercial airline.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 06:12 PM (MaJGV)
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I'm betting her last act as Speaker was to allow "former Speakers" the right to continue using the Gulfstream she awarded herself a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 17, 2022 06:29 PM (ij71G)

169 hand out of her ass, and put Jarret's up there.

Nice work if you can get it.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 17, 2022 06:29 PM (knlFM)

170 And I guess primary wasn't underlined. Android phone, you confound and humiliate me.

Posted by: EFG at November 17, 2022 06:30 PM (Ae67h)

171 Pennsylvania governor-elect Josh Shapiro, who rose to prominence by downplaying Republican claims of voter fraud, charged one of his former campaign consultants on Wednesday with "wide scale" forgery of voter ballots.


Shoot theeemmm. Shoot theeemmm all!

Posted by: Herr A. Toht, SS Indian Jones ROTLA) at November 17, 2022 06:30 PM (anj39)

172
If I'm a doctor, I'm moving to SF and selling notes to hoodrats that say

"Larmondo 'Flair' Allen is trans,

Signed,
Larmondo's Doctor"

$1000 a piece, payable after the first subsidy check, or I send another note about my "error."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 17, 2022 06:31 PM (oINRc)

173 170 And I guess primary wasn't underlined. Android phone, you confound and humiliate me.
Posted by: EFG at November 17, 2022 06:30 PM (Ae67h)

May have been trying to grammar check you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 17, 2022 06:31 PM (dNqv+)

174 Did you see the clip of her blowing SBF a kiss?
-----------
No.

Thanks for the link.

Jordan Schachtel's tweet had a photo of them [and others] on the House floor with his arm around her shoulders.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) cancel your NY Post at November 17, 2022 06:31 PM (yikp0)

175 I have this sense that Pelosi figured that she got all the grift she could get so let the radical nut jobs burn it down.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2022 06:32 PM (n1qTB)

176 Jordan Schachtel's tweet had a photo of them [and others] on the House floor with his arm around her shoulders.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) cancel your NY Post at November 17, 2022 06:31 PM (yikp0)
~~~~~

She probably invested in his ponzi scheme. Hope she loses a bundle.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 17, 2022 06:33 PM (3ImbR)

177 So no spoilers but a guy I consider the 2nd best trivia player in the world taped his Jeopardy episode this week

Posted by: Broseidon at November 17, 2022 06:33 PM (HS5pM)

178 #174 Jordan's photo is from a different day than the blowing the kiss GIF so it must have happened more than once! [Different colour dress-suits.]

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) cancel your NY Post at November 17, 2022 06:34 PM (yikp0)

179 Having your eyes dilated is really tiresome.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 17, 2022 06:34 PM (ykBBE)

180 BTW - Did anyone see that flouncy little bitch of controlled opposition Alex Berenson come out against Trump already?

This retard, knowing everything he knows about the clot shot, will vote for the party that tried to force it on everyone.

He is a top class faggot.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 17, 2022 06:35 PM (YglAn)

181 And you're the best trivia player, Broseidon?!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) cancel your NY Post at November 17, 2022 06:35 PM (yikp0)

182 Because commenting on this story would have Threatened Democracy, I guess.

A threat to Their Democracy. They always say it that way. "Our Democracy" is Greek for "Rule by Our People".

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2022 06:35 PM (Sv58p)

183 Story is the French started asking Indians for scalps to prove they killed people for the bounty. Is San Fran getting a bounty for penius now?

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2022 06:35 PM (xhxe8)

184 Captain Obvious- eye problems?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2022 06:35 PM (n1qTB)

185 Weird, Comcast sent me an outage alert. Dude, we got no electrical power here so, yeah...

Georgia power says 2 hours to fix whatever broke.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 17, 2022 06:35 PM (PY/t0)

186 Posted by: Broseidon at November 17, 2022 06:33 PM (HS5pM)

Oh shit, you got invited back?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 17, 2022 06:35 PM (YglAn)

187 Captain Obvious- eye problems?
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2022 06:35 PM (n1qTB)
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Eye exam. Nothing wrong, fortunately.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 17, 2022 06:36 PM (ykBBE)

188 Story is the French started asking Indians for scalps to prove they killed people for the bounty. Is San Fran getting a bounty for penius now?
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2022 06:35 PM (xhxe



Foreskins.

Posted by: Samson at November 17, 2022 06:37 PM (yQpMk)

189 Posted by: Samson at November 17, 2022 06:37 PM (yQpMk)

It'd be cool if you were the rapper.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 17, 2022 06:38 PM (YglAn)

190 168 She is going to hate having to pay her own in-flight bar tabs on a commercial airline.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 06:12 PM (MaJGV)
=============
I'm betting her last act as Speaker was to allow "former Speakers" the right to continue using the Gulfstream she awarded herself a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 17, 2022 06:29 PM (ij71G)


Nanzi will make sure this is put in the upcoming FedGov funding Continuing Resolution bill, at the last opportunity before it goes to the floor vote.

Posted by: Gref at November 17, 2022 06:38 PM (AMIL/)

191 Captain Obvious, good news.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2022 06:39 PM (n1qTB)

192 Story is the French started asking Indians for scalps to prove they killed people for the bounty. Is San Fran getting a bounty for penius now?
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2022 06:35 PM (xhxe

Ummmmm...Yes.

Posted by: Crypto Bag O' Dicks Inc. at November 17, 2022 06:39 PM (R/m4+)

193 He is a top class faggot.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 17, 2022 06:35 PM

Top?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2022 06:39 PM (Wnv9h)

194 With SanFranNan no longer holding the gavel...

... will her districts' voters then have any further use for her?

Or will they prefer a younger, fresher, less desiccated corpse to serve as their representative?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 17, 2022 06:40 PM (e6UQI)

195 The bounty for penis in SF is $20, same as in town.

But - and I can't emphasize this enough - you HAVE TO PAY the $20, plus extra for any crack the guy brings. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Paul P at November 17, 2022 06:40 PM (oINRc)

196 >>>Jordan's photo is from a different day than the blowing the kiss GIF so it must have happened more than once! [Different colour dress-suits.]
~~~~~

Aha!

Posted by: IrishEi at November 17, 2022 06:40 PM (3ImbR)

197 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2022 06:39 PM (Wnv9h)

Well, let's just say, the man is never constipated.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 17, 2022 06:40 PM (YglAn)

198 Did anyone see that flouncy little bitch of controlled opposition Alex Berenson come out against Trump already?

If this is the same guy as the author, his books started good and then went off the rails.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 17, 2022 06:41 PM (fivxw)

199 One rat dipping another rat in the grease.

Posted by: Eromero at November 17, 2022 06:41 PM (oRWDD)

200 Twitter Employee Applies For First Real Job (Bee):

https://youtu.be/g-voQsFY6SE

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at November 17, 2022 06:41 PM (zB/T/)

201 Maybe in sanfran you have to turn your dick in as a core charge to get the $$$ like the auto store when you get a new battery. So they can staple it on a girl later.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 17, 2022 06:43 PM (PY/t0)

202 And in local news...

https://tinyurl.com/bddkhysy

The Ex-Presidents were unavailable for comment.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2022 06:45 PM (Wnv9h)

203 I never say this because I'm not a smart person, but I f'n said this all last week. Shapiro will be the death of PA, there has always been rampant voter fraud in PA, and Pennsylvania is gone forever.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 17, 2022 06:46 PM (7M4pz)

204 @Breaking911 · 1h
JUST IN: Biden’s top economic adviser, Bofa Brian Deese Nutz, to leave White House next year -- Bloomberg

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) cancel your NY Post at November 17, 2022 06:46 PM (yikp0)

205 Haha I wish, nah they invited back a gender special that changed their name to something stupid and they won the tourney even though I've beaten them many times in sanctioned competition

Posted by: Broseidon at November 17, 2022 06:47 PM (HS5pM)

206 Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 17, 2022 06:41 PM (fivxw)

Same cunt.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 17, 2022 06:48 PM (YglAn)

207 Is your "friend" on Jeopardy actually you in a dress, Bro??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) cancel your NY Post at November 17, 2022 06:48 PM (yikp0)

208 Having your eyes dilated is really tiresome.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
----

Just wait for the cataract carving...and the lens implants. 'The Golden Years', they said...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2022 06:48 PM (g75ie)

209 >>>I'd say "F*** Pennsylvania" but it already seems to have f***ed itself.
Posted by: Brother Tim


It's become nearly as bad as NY and CA when it comes to elections.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 17, 2022 06:49 PM (7M4pz)

210 Wyatt Shapiro and his Secretary of State will run rough shod over Pa Election laws like Emperor Wolf and Bockcar did in 2020.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2022 06:49 PM (xhxe8)

211 I mean I bet if I trans out I can get back on like Amy Schneider

But no I'm like the 1000th best trivia player I know, I only really dominate my specialties

Posted by: Broseidon at November 17, 2022 06:49 PM (HS5pM)

212 I typed #207 before I read #205, Broseidon.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) cancel your NY Post at November 17, 2022 06:49 PM (yikp0)

213 The democrat fraudster's criminal punishment will be aiding Adriana Chechik in her physical therapy...

"I accept with shame your honor," explained Jack Ass the enthusiastic democrat.... "I will do my best to accept this punishment with dignity."

https://youtu.be/q_MXPhCyBbE

Posted by: sven at November 17, 2022 06:50 PM (Lzpvj)

214 JUST IN: Biden’s top economic adviser, Bofa Brian Deese Nutz, to leave White House next year -- Bloomberg
Posted by: andycanuck
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Puzzling, since the Inflation Reduction Act is poised for success.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2022 06:51 PM (g75ie)

215 >>>I have this sense that Pelosi figured that she got all the grift she could get so let the radical nut jobs burn it down.

>That's all fine and dandy, - I'm just wondering how many times a Kennedy stuffed his cock into her esophagus.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 17, 2022 06:51 PM (geVLo)

216 >>>Wyatt Shapiro and his Secretary of State will run rough shod over Pa Election laws like Emperor Wolf and Bockcar did in 2020.
Posted by: Skip


Absolutely true. PA is gone and we'll never have another GOP governor. I cannot wait to leave this awful state.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 17, 2022 06:51 PM (7M4pz)

217 Maybe in sanfran you have to turn your dick in as a core charge to get the $$$ like the auto store when you get a new battery. So they can staple it on a girl later.
Posted by: banana Dream
---------
'Alternator' takes on a new meaning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2022 06:52 PM (OpB28)

218 Huh??

@Breaking911 · 2h
REP. JACKSON LEE: "Reparations for African-Americans could have cut COVID-19 transmission and infection rates both among blacks and the population at large."

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) cancel your NY Post at November 17, 2022 06:53 PM (yikp0)

219 https://redstate.com/why is it taking so long for california-to count ballots and whats the deal with ballot harvesting
https://tinyurl.com/3hpw3jmz

This is what the Democrats wanted to make a law for the entire country to do.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2022 06:54 PM (xhxe8)

220 >>>This is what the Democrats wanted to make a law for the entire country to do.
Posted by: Skip


Philly news will likely boycott. They're trash

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 17, 2022 06:56 PM (7M4pz)

221 When unions strike, er, strike, er... never mind.

· 14m
"Red Cup Rebellion" To Disrupt Starbucks Stores As Baristas Go On Strike

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) cancel your NY Post at November 17, 2022 06:56 PM (yikp0)

222 218 Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) cancel your NY Post at November 17, 2022 06:53 PM (yikp0)

It is the magic of money it worked for my HIV!

//Magic Johnson

Posted by: sven at November 17, 2022 06:57 PM (Lzpvj)

223 Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 17, 2022 06:48 PM

Sorry I spent any money on his books.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 17, 2022 06:58 PM (fivxw)

224 When unions strike, er, strike, er... never mind.

· 14m
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Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) cancel your NY Post at November 17, 2022 06:56 PM (yikp0)
***
*looks at Breville coffee maker*
Suck it Starbucks!

Posted by: Herr A. Toht, SS Indian Jones ROTLA) at November 17, 2022 07:01 PM (anj39)

225 Off ss sock
Duh

Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2022 07:01 PM (anj39)

226 PA repubs are impeaching some DA there as a final act.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 17, 2022 07:02 PM (PY/t0)

227 nood


Quickies

Posted by: banana Dream at November 17, 2022 07:02 PM (PY/t0)

228 Red Cup Rebellion" To Disrupt Starbucks Stores As Baristas Go On Strike
Posted by: andycanuck


Sorry. Don't drink coffee. I get my caffeine from tiny little pills.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2022 07:02 PM (wPV+I)

229 >>REP. JACKSON LEE: "Reparations for African-Americans could have cut COVID-19 transmission and infection rates both among blacks and the population at large."


The Great Society was your reparations, bitch. Choke on them.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 07:03 PM (MaJGV)

230 *looks at Breville coffee maker*
Suck it Starbucks!
Posted by: Herr A. Toht
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I would have Nescafe instant before buying anything from Starbucks,

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2022 07:04 PM (nEklA)

231 On cue yet again, Bonchie over at RedState.com attacks Lauren Boebert. They are something else over at that site!

The author questions why it takes so long to count votes [we're past a week now] in the Congresswoman's small district. He speculates about voter fraud but then finishes by launching into a totally illogical conclusion that Boebert's reelection is tight due to her MAGA pedigree and not meeting the needs of her constituents.

Never a topic wasted by RedState.com to attack Trump or anyone supporting him. Hardly a site that's on our side in this struggle.

Posted by: Tracy at November 17, 2022 07:07 PM (x58Cx)

232
Having your eyes dilated is really tiresome.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 17, 2022 06:34 PM (ykBBE)


I love how they put the drops in my eyes and then send me out to choose new frames.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2022 07:09 PM (xhaym)

233 > 153 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2022 06:23 PM (bW8dp)

We can be bosom buddies.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 17, 2022 06:25 PM (YglAn)

Works for me.

I don't suppose it's possible to have "remote residence" in San Francisco, so you don't have to actually live there?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2022 07:11 PM (bW8dp)

234 Did anyone see that flouncy little bitch of controlled opposition Alex Berenson come out against Trump already?
If this is the same guy as the author, his books started good and then went off the rails.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 17, 2022 06:41 PM (fivxw)


He is also deeply unhappy that Elon has not fixed Twitter to his personal standards.
Berenson is only really good on Covid, everything else is a reflection of how wonderful Berenson is.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2022 07:11 PM (xhaym)

235 > I love how they put the drops in my eyes and then send me out to choose new frames.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2022 07:09 PM (xhaym)

Then you learn later that you've picked out something that '70s-era Elton John would have found too extreme.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2022 07:12 PM (bW8dp)

236 > The Great Society was your reparations, bitch. Choke on them.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2022 07:03 PM (MaJGV)

My reparations took the form of two of my nth-great grandfathers leaving their farms, their wives, and their small children and never coming home again.

One KIA in Louisiana, one died of typhoid fever in a military hospital after being wounded.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2022 07:15 PM (bW8dp)

237 169 hand out of her ass, and put Jarret's up there.

Nice work if you can get it.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 17, 2022 06:29 PM (knlFM)
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More than just a *sticky* wicket.

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238 179 Having your eyes dilated is really tiresome.

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Posted by: Tom at November 17, 2022 10:54 PM (NE0tP)

240 13 Pennsylvania fucked up: they went full retard.

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