Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (11/23/22) Early Bird Edition

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good. His love endures forever. Psalm 136:1


Quote II

I don’t hate anyone, but at this juncture the Biden Administration I think is best known for its world-class acuity according to the polls, most Americans wouldn’t trust President Biden to salt the fries at mcdonald’s. Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA)


Quote III

"Whether it be in the form of monuments, statues and now something so important here in Nashville… where does it end?" Kid Rock


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Perhaps our Canadian Morons can chime in. Is the housing bubble in Canada about to burst?

The Bank of Canada estimates half of Canadian homeowners who took out a variable-rate mortgage with fixed payments have already hit their trigger rate.

Hitting a trigger rate means a mortgage holder is no longer paying down any principal on their loan and is only covering interest — a key point that can prompt the lender to force a homeowner to make additional payments.


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For a stripper chasin' and coke snortin' piece of scum, Hunter Biden certainly had time to get into some cushy money making operations.

EXC: Hunter Biden Owned Financial Stake In Digital Banking Platform For Undocumented Migrants, Introduced Founder To Joe Biden While Company Received Mexican Government’s Endorsement.

ePlata, a digital banking platform partnered with the Mexican government to enable migrants to send and receive remittances, has deep financial and personnel ties to Hunter Biden.

The fintech startup describes itself as a “multi-balance, multi-currency digital wallet and payment ecosystem” and was founded by one of Hunter Biden’s long-time business partners Jeff Cooper. Documents unearthed from Hunter Biden’s hard drive also reveal that the president’s son held an 8.25 percent stake in ePlata through his company Owasco LLC, though it is unclear if he still retains the position.

Several individuals who have financial ties to Hunter Biden, however, have recently been appointed to the company’s Board of Directors.


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Congress to get to the bottom of the crypto giant FTX
collapse.
Nah. Just kidding. There is a more pressing issue.

Senate Antitrust Panel Announces Ticketmaster Hearings Following Botched Taylor Swift Sale

Ticketmaster and Live Nation control about 70% of the live music and ticketing markets

Following a frustrating Ticketmaster pre-sale for Taylor Swift’s “The Eras Tour,” Senators Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) and Mike Lee (R-UT) have announced that a congressional antitrust panel will hold hearings on a lack of competition in the live music and ticketing industries, Variety reports. Klobuchar had previously called for hearings last week. Dates and witnesses will be set at a future time.

And "they" continue to wonder why they are despised. Fvck 'em.


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I can just imagine the conversation with the Stasi Agent TSA jerkwad.

X-ray shows live cat trapped in checked luggage at JFK airport

A TSA agent in New York City spotted a live feline trapped inside checked luggage at John F. Kennedy International Airport — but safely got the cat out of the bag, authorities said Tuesday.

The orange tabby’s brush with potential tragedy happened on Nov. 16 when the bag was checked from JFK to Atlanta for a connecting flight to Melbourne Orlando International Airport in Florida, officials said.

“The cat did not belong to the individual with the suitcase, it belonged someone else in the household,” TSA spokeswoman Lisa Farbstein told NBC News.


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The ONT Food Corner........Thanksgiving tips from Hrothgar.

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Smoked Turkey Emporium


Good-bye Wilks. RIP Wilko Johnson.

Wilko Johnson: Dr Feelgood guitarist and punk forebear dies aged 75
The Dr Feelgood guitarist died at home on 21 November, his family confirmed

Wilko Johnson, the guitarist for Dr Feelgood and a formative influence on the British punk movement, has died aged 75. A statement posted to his official social media accounts said he died at home on 21 November.

Johnson was diagnosed with late-stage pancreatic cancer in 2013 and elected not to receive chemotherapy. That year, he was told he had nine to 10 months left to live.

Nevertheless, in 2014 he released the album Going Back Home, a collaboration with the Who’s Roger Daltrey. Later that year, doctors discovered that the cancer was a neuroendocrine tumour, a less aggressive and more treatable form of the disease, and Johnson announced that he was cancer-free following a major operation to remove a 3kg tumour.


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On this day: 23 Nov 2002
Otis Reddings' widow and his former manager filed a lawsuit against the author of a biography written in 2001 about the R&B legend, claiming the book was filled with lies. The lawsuit, filed in Atlanta's Fulton County, sought $15 million in damages and claimed that the book detailed rumors about the singer's drug use, extramarital affairs and divorce, causing "harm to the plaintiffs." It also cites rumors that Otis' manager plotted with the Mafia to kill Otis by causing the plane to crash in order to claim $1 million in life insurance. via thisdayinmusic.com


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On this day: 23 Nov 1976
Ten hours after his last arrest, Jerry Lee Lewis was nicked again after brandishing a Derringer pistol outside Elvis Presley's Graceland's home in Memphis, demanding to see the 'King'. When police arrived they found Lewis sat in his car with the loaded Derringer pistol resting on his knee. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Money talks and Fuel Cards don't. Genius Award Winners.

Sex For Gas
Police: Kentucky john paid prostitute with $100 fuel card

JULY 2--A Kentucky woman is facing prostitution charges for allegedly trading sex for gasoline. Angela Eversole, 34, was nabbed last weekend during a police stakeout at a Days Inn, where she allegedly trysted with customer Kenneth Nowak.


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Quite the vet. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Meet the Veterinarian Whose Selfless Acts Have Saved Many Homeless People’s Pets

Dr. Kwane Stewart, who is also known as “The Street Vet,” is changing the world for the better. He has always been an animal lover and devoted most of his formative years to rescuing stray animals. This eventually led him to decide to become a veterinarian, and he has since saved countless animals. But there is a story behind that decision.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Friendly Reminders.


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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. Casa Misanthrope wishes you each a Happy Thanksgiving. Be well!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:40 PM




Comments

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1 I love God

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 23, 2022 09:41 PM (MPYWI)

2 And early ONTs

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 23, 2022 09:42 PM (MPYWI)

3 And lonely comment sections

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 23, 2022 09:42 PM (MPYWI)

4 3 And lonely comment sections
Posted by: BacktoGA at November 23, 2022 09:42 PM (MPYWI)

It will be our little secret

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 23, 2022 09:42 PM (RI5KO)

5 Happy Thanksgiving! Now that I read the content.

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 23, 2022 09:43 PM (MPYWI)

6 Tay, night before Thanksgiving ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 23, 2022 09:44 PM (Bd6X8)

7 Evening Hordemates!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 23, 2022 09:44 PM (uO+/l)

8 Thanks for the ONT mishum. I read them every night! Everyone must be smoking their turkies.

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 23, 2022 09:44 PM (MPYWI)

9 Omg is it turkeys? I have now solidified my dumbness in forever internet history.

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 23, 2022 09:45 PM (MPYWI)

10 Good evening you people!

I love little country churches like that one up top.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 23, 2022 09:46 PM (OQM6D)

11 Thanks for the ONT mishum. I read them every night! Everyone must be smoking their turkies.

I can't even get mine to fit in the bong.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 23, 2022 09:46 PM (Bd6X8)

12 Hey guys, democracy has been saved!

Coke Bear has been "re-elected" even though she got less votes then her challenger.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 23, 2022 09:46 PM (ESjRY)

13 I can't even get mine to fit in the bong.

Posted by: Blanco Basura

Ask a Biden. They'll know how.

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 23, 2022 09:47 PM (MPYWI)

14 Omg is it turkeys? I have now solidified my dumbness in forever internet history.

Look up, I misspelled "Yay" which I've been typing here almost every night for several years.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 23, 2022 09:47 PM (Bd6X8)

15 It's the ONT and I'm still conscious. Unusual.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 23, 2022 09:48 PM (eGTCV)

16 How did you spell yay?

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 23, 2022 09:48 PM (MPYWI)

17 JULY 2--A Kentucky woman is facing prostitution charges for allegedly trading sex for gasoline. Angela Eversole, 34, was nabbed last weekend during a police stakeout at a Days Inn, where she allegedly trysted with customer Kenneth Nowak.

She "trysted"?

WTF writes like this?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 23, 2022 09:49 PM (OQM6D)

18 Oh. Hi.

*punches timeclock 🕙*

Posted by: mindful webworker for truth, justice, and the American way!! at November 23, 2022 09:49 PM (4KlMk)

19 It's the ONT and I'm still conscious. Unusual.

Must have been all that poutine talk in the last thread has got you agitated.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 23, 2022 09:49 PM (Bd6X8)

20 ONT! Premature yet still viable.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 23, 2022 09:51 PM (Qzn2/)

21 As a Canadian Moron, I have little to say about the mortgage situation. I have been mortgage-free for quite a few years now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 09:52 PM (pR48g)

22 JULY 2--A Kentucky woman is facing prostitution charges for allegedly trading sex for gasoline. Angela Eversole, 34, was nabbed last weekend during a police stakeout at a Days Inn, where she allegedly trysted with customer Kenneth Nowak.

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So you top off both the car and the girl? Doesn't sound like a fair deal to me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 23, 2022 09:53 PM (Qzn2/)

23 I wish ace and all of the Horde a blessed and wonderful Thanksgiving holiday!
I really love all of you.
OK, most of you. LOL

Posted by: gourmand du jour, minus the cat sock at November 23, 2022 09:54 PM (jTmQV)

24 The Bank of Canada estimates half of Canadian homeowners who took out a variable-rate mortgage with fixed payments have already hit their trigger rate.

Variable-rate mortgages are tools of the devil.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 23, 2022 09:55 PM (KCOCK)

25

Ahoy, ſodomites & ſodomettes!

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 09:55 PM (5B8p4)

26 "Whether it be in the form of monuments, statues and now something so important here in Nashville… where does it end?" Kid Rock

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I am a fan of Hank Williams. Love his music. But if Kid Rock thinks some house Hank used to hang his hat in should be preserved, then Kid Rock should go to the current owners and made an offer on the property. We don't need government deciding that some old dwelling must never be tore down. If the current owners would rather put something else there, more power to them.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 23, 2022 09:55 PM (gv7Yb)

27 I can't quite see how the kitty's trip in the plane's pressurized cargo hold would have necessarily been tragic. That's how pets usually fly; in a crate in the cargo hold.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 09:56 PM (pR48g)

28 Some happy news for a change today - I filled up at a Sheetz for $1.99 a gallon. This was for their 88 octane gasoline.

Nice! The other offerings started at the normal $3.55/gal.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 23, 2022 09:57 PM (OQM6D)

29 A Kentucky woman is facing prostitution charges for allegedly trading sex for gasoline.

$20 a gallon, same as at the pump.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 23, 2022 09:57 PM (Xrfse)

30 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at November 23, 2022 09:57 PM (1Yy3c)

31 Senate Antitrust Panel Announces Ticketmaster Hearings Following Botched Taylor Swift Sale

Meanwhile, Sam Bankman-Fried walks around a free man in the Bahamas, and is still planning on speaking (remotely) to the New York Times DealBook summit on November 30th.

It is good to be part of the Ruling Class.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 23, 2022 09:58 PM (KCOCK)

32 We don't need government deciding that some old dwelling must never be tore down. If the current owners would rather put something else there, more power to them.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 23, 2022 09:55 PM (gv7Yb)

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Agree completely. Letting some activists who may drive by the place once or twice a week decide that the owner can't put the property to its highest and best use is a travesty. "But I like it there."

Yet that's just what "landmark status" does.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 23, 2022 09:59 PM (Qzn2/)

33 JULY 2--A Kentucky woman is facing prostitution charges for allegedly trading sex for gasoline. Angela Eversole, 34, was nabbed last weekend during a police stakeout at a Days Inn, where she allegedly trysted with customer Kenneth Nowak.

She "trysted"?

WTF writes like this?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 23, 2022 09:49 PM (OQM6D)

Ass, gas, or grass. Nobody rides free. I fail to see that a crime was committed here. She had transactional sex with a willing partner. No indications of her trolling the street offering her as for gas.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 09:59 PM (pR48g)

34 27 not much air ventilation in a suitcase, and they aren’t super gentle with luggage. I paid extra for my cat to fly up front with me. He was a baby, he had to fit under the seat in his carrier. Cargo gets cold, if you can smoosh your pet up front, it’s better for them.

I don’t mean literally smoosh, just fit them under the seat like carry on.

Posted by: Piper at November 23, 2022 09:59 PM (ZdaMQ)

35 It is good to be part of the Ruling Class.

For awhile...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9VoRmjxvPs

Posted by: The End Point! at November 23, 2022 10:01 PM (KCOCK)

36 "Whether it be in the form of monuments, statues and now something so important here in Nashville… where does it end?"
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This is happening regularly here. Out of state developers/locusts. Historic structuree being torn down, generally rationalized by 'Some of the new building will be low-income housing'. The coven of Marxists in the City Council are encouraging it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2022 10:01 PM (mKF7G)

37 >>>I can just imagine the conversation with the Stasi Agent TSA jerkwad.

Looks like the TSA "jerkwad" should be commended in this particular situation.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 23, 2022 10:01 PM (gv7Yb)

38 This is the message that Blue Collar Old People are going to have shoved down their mother fucking throats.
There is NO forgiveness, YOU signed off on an atrocity and NO I am not letting this shit go.
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What are you wailing about?

And what about the white collar old people?

Do they get a pass?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 10:01 PM (MVxcn)

39 Meanwhile, Sam Bankman-Fried walks around a free man in the Bahamas...It is good to be part of the Ruling Class.

Eh, I'm sure they consider him expendable. Just a pawn in a much larger enterprise.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 23, 2022 10:02 PM (Xrfse)

40 Cargo gets cold, if you can smoosh your pet up front, it’s better for them.
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Even better?
Don't bother flying.

Problem solved.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 10:03 PM (MVxcn)

41 We don't need government deciding that some old dwelling must never be tore down. If the current owners would rather put something else there, more power to them.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 23, 2022 09:55 PM (gv7Yb)

I don't think Kid Rock is demanding that government force the current owners to preserve the house. He's trying to lobby them to preserve it. One would think that "the Hank Williams House" would have some drawing power as a tour attraction, a la Graceland. It's on a large estate. Divide the estate up into 10-acre lots, build a bunch of McMansions, and keep the 1850 home as a community center. Rent it out for parties and weddings. Win, win.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 10:03 PM (pR48g)

42
I don’t hate anyone, but at this juncture the Biden Administration I think is best known for its world-class acuity according to the polls, most Americans wouldn’t trust President Biden to salt the fries at mcdonald’s

Since I don't eat at McDonald's I would be perfectly happy if Joe Biden was gainfully employed salting the fries there. At least he'd be gainfully employed.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 23, 2022 10:04 PM (y3pKJ)

43 $20 a gallon, same as at the pump.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 23, 2022 09:57 PM (Xrfse)

Pay by the pump.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 10:04 PM (pR48g)

44 38 >>>I can just imagine the conversation with the Stasi Agent TSA jerkwad.

Looks like the TSA "jerkwad" should be commended in this particular situation.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 23, 2022 10:01 PM (gv7Yb)

I have no problems with them catching the kitty in the luggage.

I can just imagine the smug, God almighty lecture that the glorified Paul Blartt gave.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 23, 2022 10:04 PM (RI5KO)

45 How to cook a turkey

Starts sober. Then becomes Henry Morgan's voice.

Toward the end there, I started hearing it in the muppet chef's voice.

Henry Morgan - Twelve Bottles (start at 3:57)
https://youtu.be/zwHnkgKWL7w?start=232

Posted by: mindful webworker with one glass at November 23, 2022 10:05 PM (4KlMk)

46 Ten hours after his last arrest, Jerry Lee Lewis was nicked again after brandishing a Derringer pistol outside Elvis Presley's Graceland's home in Memphis, demanding to see the 'King'. When police arrived they found Lewis sat in his car with the loaded Derringer pistol resting on his knee. via thisdayinmusic.com



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PRO TIP: If you're going to shoot at The King, you'd better kill him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 23, 2022 10:05 PM (Qzn2/)

47 $100 gas card, same as in town.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 23, 2022 10:06 PM (4I/2K)

48 hodoo l]hashem ketov, kee layolam hasdoe!

Posted by: avi at November 23, 2022 10:06 PM (cBCwV)

49 Posted by: LenNeal at November 23, 2022 10:03 PM (U11/V)

I for one don't know what you're ranting about and I prefer you rant some other evening on some other thread.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 23, 2022 10:06 PM (RI5KO)

50 Trysting the night away. Let's tryst again, like we did last summer!

Chubby Checkers redux.

Posted by: mnw at November 23, 2022 10:06 PM (NLIak)

51 Bad link on the vet.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 23, 2022 10:07 PM (KAi1n)

52 Hmm, Len Neal seems a bit perturbed tonight.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 23, 2022 10:07 PM (7bRMQ)

53 Thanks for the dandy Thanksgiving Eve ONT, Mis Hum!

Great photo up top reminds us of what is important in life. Great tune behind it too.

Love this quote: Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good. His love endures forever. Psalm 136:1

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 23, 2022 10:07 PM (CwSdS)

54 What are you wailing about?


I was wondering. Generally in a vulgarity-filled jeremiad, you want to identify your target.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 23, 2022 10:07 PM (eOEVl)

55 >>> Variable-rate mortgages are tools of the devil.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 23, 2022 09:55 PM (KCOCK)


Some places only have variable rate mortgages. Pixy on the morning tech thread said that's how ozzy land is.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 23, 2022 10:08 PM (mShwQ)

56 Looks like the TSA "jerkwad" should be commended in this particular situation.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 23, 2022 10:01 PM (gv7Yb)

I have no problems with them catching the kitty in the luggage.

I can just imagine the smug, God almighty lecture that the glorified Paul Blartt gave.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 23, 2022 10:04 PM (RI5KO)


The x-ray gave the cat cancer though.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 23, 2022 10:08 PM (VJFAr)

57 "Before I pay to fill your gas tank, exactly what does this 'tryst' include?"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 23, 2022 10:08 PM (Qzn2/)

58 That's a dandy pic up top MisHum. Just dandy. Lion if I said it wasn't.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 23, 2022 10:08 PM (7bRMQ)

59 10 Good evening you people!

I love little country churches like that one up top.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 23, 2022 09:46 PM (OQM6D)

https://tinyurl.com/yt4m7pyc

Ricky Skaggs / Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 23, 2022 10:08 PM (CCSxw)

60 This is the message that Blue Collar Old People are going to have shoved down their mother fucking throats.
There is NO forgiveness, YOU signed off on an atrocity and NO I am not letting this shit go.
___

What are you wailing about?

And what about the white collar old people?

Do they get a pass?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 10:01 PM (MVxcn)

What about tank top old people?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 23, 2022 10:09 PM (4I/2K)

61
I for one don't know what you're ranting about and I prefer you rant some other evening on some other thread.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 23, 2022 10:06 PM


Thank you.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 23, 2022 10:09 PM (y3pKJ)

62 I mostly lurk now, but not sure what the hell Len is on about.

Nevertheless, I hope all you wonderful morons have a very Happy Thanksgiving.

You too Len.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 23, 2022 10:09 PM (8GBH4)

63 This is escalating quickly.

*pops corn*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 23, 2022 10:09 PM (VJFAr)

64
Nah, I'm kinda tired of you too, SMH. There are Christians in Iraq. Stop whining about your grandbabies and shit, and touch base with your past. I've done that PTSD shit and man, YOU need to step the fuck up and stop hiding from yourself.
Posted by: LenNeal
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Bless your heart.













Asshole.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 10:09 PM (MVxcn)

65 Rut Roh. That escalated quickly.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 23, 2022 10:10 PM (OQM6D)

66 I for one don't know what you're ranting about and I prefer you rant some other evening on some other thread.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 23, 2022 10:06 PM (RI5KO)

++++

Hmm... A referral for WeirdDave?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 23, 2022 10:10 PM (gv7Yb)

67 67 This is escalating quickly.

*pops corn*
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 23, 2022 10:09 PM (VJFAr)

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*piano music stops*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 23, 2022 10:10 PM (Qzn2/)

68 Jeepers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 23, 2022 10:10 PM (U2p+3)

69 Some places only have variable rate mortgages. Pixy on the morning tech thread said that's how ozzy land is.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 23, 2022 10:08 PM (mShwQ)

I am pretty sure I had a choice between fixed and variable rate on my last mortgage. Since, at the time, rates were close to their historic low, the downside risk of a fixed rate was small, and the upside risk of a variable rate was quite large. So, a no-brainer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 10:10 PM (pR48g)

70 Good evening morons and thanks mh

What a lovely way to first.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 23, 2022 10:10 PM (EZebt)

71 And what about the white collar old people?

*clutches amulet of whiteness*

I was led to believe there would be no consequences!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 23, 2022 10:10 PM (KFhLj)

72 64 count. Please be more specific, like nice tank tops on women? Or stained white ones on men who should be be wearing them? I think this may make a bit of difference in fashion forgiveness.

Posted by: Piper at November 23, 2022 10:10 PM (ZdaMQ)

73 Posted by: LenNeal at November 23, 2022 10:08 PM (U11/V)

Come back next Wednesday.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 23, 2022 10:10 PM (RI5KO)

74 This is escalating quickly.

*pops corn*
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 23, 2022 10:09 PM (VJFAr)

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*piano music stops*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 23, 2022 10:10 PM (Qzn2/)

*the floor creaks omninously*

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 23, 2022 10:11 PM (4I/2K)

75 hodoo l]hashem ketov, kee layolam hasdoe!

Posted by: avi at November 23, 2022 10:06 PM




הודו להשם כתוב כי לעולם חסדו

(Thank God it is written that His grace is forever)

??

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 10:11 PM (Waapu)

76 *pops corn*
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 23, 2022 10:09 PM (VJFAr)

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*piano music stops*


*a grandfather clock ticks loudly in the background*

Posted by: Archimedes at November 23, 2022 10:11 PM (eOEVl)

77 MisHum, and the rest of y'all.

My apologies.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 10:11 PM (MVxcn)

78 Top pic reminds me of when wife and I visited western Ohio years ago, where her folks grew up. The biggest landmark was the church steeple in the next town over. Also reminded me of Germany.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 10:11 PM (UQUAY)

79 I think we just witnessed a meltdown. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 23, 2022 10:11 PM (Xrfse)

80 70 I for one don't know what you're ranting about and I prefer you rant some other evening on some other thread.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 23, 2022 10:06 PM (RI5KO)

++++

Hmm... A referral for WeirdDave?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 23, 2022 10:10 PM (gv7Yb)

Well he won't be able to comment on WeirdDave's threads until a week from tomorrow.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 23, 2022 10:12 PM (RI5KO)

81 I think we just witnessed a meltdown. Heh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 23, 2022 10:11 PM (Xrfse)


He was blazing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 23, 2022 10:12 PM (PY/t0)

82 Please be more specific, like nice tank tops on women? Or stained white ones on men who should be be wearing them? I think this may make a bit of difference in fashion forgiveness.
Posted by: Piper

We had breakfast at a new, to us, place the other day. I was wearing a collared pullover shirt. I was way, way, waaaay overdressed for the please.

The food was fantastic.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 23, 2022 10:12 PM (OQM6D)

83 I can't even get mine to fit in the bong.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Have you tried a potato ricer?

Posted by: mindful webworker is bribing the judges at November 23, 2022 10:12 PM (4KlMk)

84 77 MisHum, and the rest of y'all.

My apologies.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 10:11 PM (MVxcn)

No need to apologize. Someone ate urinated Wheaties this morning.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 23, 2022 10:12 PM (RI5KO)

85 45 $20 a gallon, same as at the pump.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 23, 2022 09:57 PM (Xrfse)

Pay by the pump.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 10:04 PM (pR48g)

Pay by "the pump"

I'm all about the cheap fill up.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 23, 2022 10:13 PM (CCSxw)

86 We had breakfast at a new, to us, place the other day. I was wearing a collared pullover shirt. I was way, way, waaaay overdressed for the please.

The food was fantastic.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 23, 2022 10:12 PM (OQM6D)

At the Waffle House?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 23, 2022 10:13 PM (4I/2K)

87 And as usual with impeccable timing i post some stupid tank top comment while someone is mean to SMH about her beautiful grandbabies. I will be in the corner.

Posted by: Piper at November 23, 2022 10:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

88 * a hound howls mournfully in the distance. *

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 23, 2022 10:14 PM (8GBH4)

89 >>>Well he won't be able to comment on WeirdDave's threads until a week from tomorrow.

A tragic loss for us all.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 23, 2022 10:14 PM (gv7Yb)

90 So I'm watching a Mexican scary movie, Cronos (1993). And for some reason, Ron Perlman is in it.

About half his lines are in Mexican so he at least put in some effort.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 23, 2022 10:14 PM (PY/t0)

91 64 count. Please be more specific, like nice tank tops on women? Or stained white ones on men who should be be wearing them? I think this may make a bit of difference in fashion forgiveness.
Posted by: Piper at November 23, 2022 10:10 PM (ZdaMQ)

I leave it as an exercise for the dear reader's imagination.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 23, 2022 10:14 PM (4I/2K)

92 MisHum!
Excellent music tonight! Thank you sir😊
And. The turkey instructions...yep. never fails. Just make sure you have the right wine, or even better! Fine cocktails!
Happy T-day to the best morons ever...
Eat, drink, take naps, and repeat...
And most importantly, give thanks.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 23, 2022 10:15 PM (y7HPh)

93 History of Rock'n'Roll, lesson 9:

Jerry Lewis
Jerry Lee Lewis
Two different guys

Posted by: Emmie at November 23, 2022 10:15 PM (Emce2)

94 50 $100 gas card, same as in town.
Posted by: Count de Monet


Life was so much better when $20 would fill the tank. even in town!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 23, 2022 10:15 PM (hOUT3)

95 At the Waffle House?
Posted by: Count de Monet

The name was 'Family Ties'. All the decor was pics, letters and memorabilia of local vets starting with WWII.

In my mind, I heard Bette Davis saying "What a dump!" but no kidding - the place was terrific.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 23, 2022 10:16 PM (OQM6D)

96 We already had a banning?

Can a flouncing be far behind?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 23, 2022 10:16 PM (Dc2NZ)

97 "Before I pay to fill your gas tank, exactly what does this 'tryst' include?"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 23, 2022 10:08 PM (Qzn2/)

If she offered a feel-up for a fill-up, would that be "tanks for the mammaries"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 10:16 PM (pR48g)

98 You don't think you get all this for $20, do you?

Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 23, 2022 10:16 PM (PY/t0)

99 It's fortunate that TSA caught the wayward kitty in the luggage. Can you imagine if kitty had not been discovered and the passenger opened her suitcase at her destination to have a frightened and crazed cat leap out?

Inconvenient but it all worked out for the best.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 23, 2022 10:16 PM (CwSdS)

100 Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat (the cutest little cat of them all) says, "Hello!" wishes everyone a very Happy Thanksgiving and also says that it's Penny's job to be the flying suitcase inspector on my next trip...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 23, 2022 10:16 PM (BpYfr)

101 Wasn't there some movie, I'm thinking a Cheech & Chong one is likely, where they use a roast turkey as a bong?

Posted by: banana Dream at November 23, 2022 10:17 PM (mShwQ)

102 So I'm watching a Mexican scary movie, Cronos (1993). And for some reason, Ron Perlman is in it.

About half his lines are in Mexican so he at least put in some effort.


In the contest for worst English accent of all time, I think it's neck and neck between Mary Poppins' Dick Van Dyke, and Ron Perlman in Enemy at the Gates. No, I don't know why a Russian soldier had a British accent.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 23, 2022 10:17 PM (eOEVl)

103 I can't imagine a cat behaving for that long in a suitcase. I have no idea what the outcome would be, but it wouldn't be good.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, minus the cat sock at November 23, 2022 10:17 PM (jTmQV)

104 No one had better put my pussy in a box!!

Posted by: Zombie Mrs. Slocombe at November 23, 2022 10:18 PM (OQM6D)

105 I’ve seen LenNeal get a little heated before. However, I think that he may have started his Thanksgiving libations a day early, though, without the tryptophan to calm him down…errr put him to sleep.
Glad to see MisHum handle it so well and SMH, no worries. Southern manners at their finest.

Posted by: Akua Makana at November 23, 2022 10:18 PM (YkUJb)

106

I think Len just got a time out -- until the drugs wear off...

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 10:18 PM (Waapu)

107 Nah, I'm kinda tired of you too, SMH.

-----

Well then maybe you should fuck off to the Balkans or whatever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 23, 2022 10:18 PM (oINRc)

108 No, I don't know why a Russian soldier had a British accent.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 23, 2022 10:17 PM (eOEVl)

Probably a resident of St Petersburg, aka Gateway to the West.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 23, 2022 10:18 PM (CCSxw)

109 MisHum, and the rest of y'all.

My apologies.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 10:11 PM (MVxcn)

Bless you. Up till a few weeks ago I had not seen that particular nic. It always seemed a bit glowie, or something. I dunno.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 10:18 PM (UQUAY)

110 If she offered a feel-up for a fill-up, would that be "tanks for the mammaries"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 10:16 PM (pR48g)

-------

For an extra $20 add-on Angela will bring her friend so you can pump Ethyl.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 23, 2022 10:19 PM (Qzn2/)

111 Ah, the Horde is in fine form tonight. A classic ONT!

Love you all.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 23, 2022 10:19 PM (4I/2K)

112 Well, tell her hey for me.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 23, 2022 10:19 PM (PY/t0)

113 Rush exposed years ago that Calrlos Slim, the owner of the NYT, owned the company that illegals used to wire money home to their families in Mexico. He was getting rich(er) off of illegal immigration, so of course his paper was all for it.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 23, 2022 10:20 PM (BJKQV)

114 77 SMH

No apologies required. You're a good woman.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 23, 2022 10:20 PM (y7HPh)

115 If she offered a feel-up for a fill-up, would that be "tanks for the mammaries"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Can anyone name any other forum on our little rock where one can read these gems? LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at November 23, 2022 10:20 PM (OQM6D)

116 For an extra $20 add-on Angela will bring her friend so you can pump Ethyl.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 23, 2022 10:19 PM (Qzn2/)

Heh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 10:20 PM (pR48g)

117 A tragic loss for us all.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 23, 2022 10:14 PM (gv7Yb)

Once again, I realize I have let some of you down.

I'll try better next time.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 23, 2022 10:21 PM (e+cRb)

118 Worst British accent candidate: Keanu Reeves in that Dracula movie.

Posted by: chris+opher at November 23, 2022 10:21 PM (5PBdA)

119 ePlata o ePlomo

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at November 23, 2022 10:21 PM (0D0Oa)

120 Oh. Hi.

*punches timeclock 🕙*
Posted by: mindful webworker

"Mornin' Ralph."

"Mornin' Sam."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sgkSyjmn19Q

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 23, 2022 10:21 PM (YJwUM)

121 This is escalating quickly.

*pops corn*
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 23, 2022 10:09 PM (VJFAr)

----------

*piano music stops*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 23, 2022 10:10 PM (Qzn2/)

*the floor creaks omninously*
Posted by: Count de Monet
------

If the lights go out, duck.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2022 10:23 PM (6qpYX)

122 Cronos

Early Guillermo del Toro. Pretty good really.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 23, 2022 10:23 PM (KFhLj)

123 93 History of Rock'n'Roll, lesson 9:

Jerry Lewis
Jerry Lee Lewis
Two different guys
Posted by: Emmie at November 23, 2022 10:15 PM (Emce2)

A good lesson Emmie. How is Mr. Bassman?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 23, 2022 10:23 PM (e+cRb)

124 Mary Peltota has defeated Sarah Palin for the Alaska House seat and Murkowski has won reelection. Ranked choice voting.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 23, 2022 10:24 PM (1C6mk)

125 Worst British accent candidate: Keanu Reeves in that Dracula movie.

Almost as laughably bad as Keanu Reeves in Dangerous Liaisons.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 23, 2022 10:24 PM (KFhLj)

126 123 93 History of Rock'n'Roll, lesson 9:

Jerry Lewis
Jerry Lee Lewis
Two different guys
Posted by: Emmie at November 23, 2022 10:15 PM (Emce2

---------

Jean Simmons
Gene Simmons
Two different guys also, but one was a chick

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 23, 2022 10:24 PM (Qzn2/)

127

Tube tops > tank tops

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 10:24 PM (2k/G/)

128 I am feeling pretty good for the first time in a week. don't catch that flu that is going around. It stays and eats your dinner for you.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 23, 2022 10:25 PM (xhaym)

129 "Congress to get to the bottom of the crypto giant FTX
collapse. Nah. Just kidding. There is a more pressing issue."

heh ... yeah ... not to mention a few other trillion in bailouts for billionaires, stolen elections, mass murder via plandemic ... and whatever is next. Globalists need their next Davos gathering "collectivized" via MOAB ... let them be united as one fiery conflagration. I'd be thankful for that. Amen.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 23, 2022 10:25 PM (Cus5s)

130 124 Mary Peltota has defeated Sarah Palin for the Alaska House seat and Murkowski has won reelection. Ranked choice voting.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 23, 2022 10:24 PM (1C6mk)

Talk about voter disfranchisement

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 23, 2022 10:25 PM (e+cRb)

131 So a $100 gas card under Trump will keep your car going for a month.

Under Biden only two weeks.

Hookers hardest hit!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 23, 2022 10:25 PM (ESjRY)

132 There is a Chinese movie with Nic Cage and Hayden Christensen, and of course British accents go with ancient times. Hurts my ears.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 23, 2022 10:26 PM (ybIRR)

133 124 Mary Peltota has defeated Sarah Palin for the Alaska House seat and Murkowski has won reelection. Ranked choice voting.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 23, 2022 10:24 PM (1C6mk)

How appropriate: "Rank" Choice Voting

#wordplay

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 23, 2022 10:26 PM (CCSxw)

134 Talk about voter disfranchisement

Yep.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 23, 2022 10:26 PM (Xrfse)

135 Re Dr. Feelgood: I had heard of them but never really heard them til today with all the clips put in front of me...amazing how similar to them The Jam's first album sounded, obviously based on Feelgood's sound. The Jam at that point pushed "mod" really hard..have to think Feelgood was the first "mod revival" band?

Posted by: azjaeger at November 23, 2022 10:27 PM (3/XaG)

136 Rush exposed years ago that Calrlos Slim, the owner of the NYT, owned the company that illegals used to wire money home to their families in Mexico. He was getting rich(er) off of illegal immigration, so of course his paper was all for it.
Posted by: 29Victor

Was that song "Big Money"?

I'll get my coat.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 23, 2022 10:27 PM (YJwUM)

137 Some places only have variable rate mortgages. Pixy on the morning tech thread said that's how ozzy land is.

You'd think that there would be financial firms that would be willing to convert your variable rate mortgage into a fixed rate mortgage.

Way, way too much risk for an individual homeowner.

OTOH, what was even worse was Iceland before the financial meltdown there was that all mortgages were denominated in Euros, not Icelandic Krona, so when the Krona melted down, the cost of paying the mortgage in Krona went up by an order of magnitude.

Posted by: The End Point! at November 23, 2022 10:27 PM (KCOCK)

138 Alaska - called that one long before the election. Murky was guaranteed a win by McConnell.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 23, 2022 10:27 PM (r46W7)

139 Tube tops > tank tops
Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 10:24 PM (2k/G/)

True dat. The very fact they stay on indicates that there would be some benefit to taking them off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 10:27 PM (pR48g)

140 Glad you are feeling better, Kindletot!

Neighbor is just getting over that flu - nasty and awful stuff!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 23, 2022 10:27 PM (CwSdS)

141 Jean Simmons
Gene Simmons
Two different guys also, but one was a chick
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 23, 2022 10:24 PM (Qzn2/)

yeah, no chance of confusing those two...

#beautyandthebeast

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 23, 2022 10:27 PM (CCSxw)

142

Maine has ranked choice voter suppression, too...

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 10:28 PM (2k/G/)

143 A good lesson Emmie. How is Mr. Bassman?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 23, 2022 10:23 PM (e+cRb)


He's peachy. He's singing in a church choir doing special music for Thanksgiving and Christmas and enjoying it immensely.

Posted by: Emmie at November 23, 2022 10:28 PM (Emce2)

144 Posted by: LenNeal at November 23, 2022 10:08 PM (U11/V)

Come back next Wednesday.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 23, 2022 10:10 PM (RI5KO)

Could've had an all-time epic timeout notice with one day fewer . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 23, 2022 10:28 PM (4I/2K)

145 Tomorrow the Biden Crime Family will give thanks for everything they have stolen and intend to steal from us.

types/deletes

Posted by: Gref at November 23, 2022 10:29 PM (AMIL/)

146 https://tinyurl.com/yt4m7pyc
Ricky Skaggs / Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Posted by: browndog


Nice. Thanks.

Posted by: mindful webworker behind the mic at November 23, 2022 10:29 PM (4KlMk)

147 We love ya, SMH. Just keep bein' you.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 23, 2022 10:29 PM (Xrfse)

148 "Congress to get to the bottom of the crypto giant FTX
collapse. Nah. Just kidding. There is a more pressing issue."
Posted by: illiniwek

Wouldn't matter. Even if they did 'investigate', Maxine Waters is the chairman of the committee that would investigate this money laundering enterprise.

Whom Sam Bankman-Fried donated hundreds of thousands of $$ to. What a surprise.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 23, 2022 10:29 PM (OQM6D)

149 >Worst British accent candidate: Keanu Reeves in that Dracula movie.

Almost as laughably bad as Keanu Reeves in Dangerous Liaisons.


Kevin Costner from Robin Hood would like a word

Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022 10:30 PM (geLO8)

150 Talk about voter disfranchisement
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra


Come on man, think of the money that was saved by not having a runoff election but rather having a Magic 8 Ball answer for those voters!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 23, 2022 10:30 PM (hOUT3)

151 Rush exposed years ago that Calrlos Slim, the owner of the NYT, owned the company that illegals used to wire money home to their families in Mexico. He was getting rich(er) off of illegal immigration, so of course his paper was all for it.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 23, 2022 10:20 PM (BJKQV)


Carlos Slim owned some NYT non-voting shares for a while, but those have nothing to do with control of the company. That is still held by the Sulzberger family through its control of the voting shares and agreements not to sell them outside the family.

Posted by: HTL at November 23, 2022 10:30 PM (O9S2+)

152 Carlos Slim also owned the cellular provider that had the government contract to give illegals free cell phones.

Must be nice.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 23, 2022 10:30 PM (YJwUM)

153 I still don't know anybody who has been to a Taylor Swift performance, bought a ticket or any of her media. I don't recognize any of her songs. I must be a relic.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 23, 2022 10:30 PM (geVLo)

154 The Airing of Grievances isn't until December 23rd...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 23, 2022 10:31 PM (KCOCK)

155 Almost as laughably bad as Keanu Reeves in Dangerous Liaisons.


Kevin Costner from Robin Hood would like a word
Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022 10:30 PM (geLO

Costner's idea of an accent is talking like Elmer Fudd.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 10:31 PM (UQUAY)

156 Carlos Slim also owned the cellular provider that had the government contract to give illegals free cell phones.

Piker. I thought of it first.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at November 23, 2022 10:31 PM (Xrfse)

157 ARMs got rebranded as VRMs? LOL. "Change the name, nobody will know!"

You're better off renting. You won't own your home in either event, and your payments will increase less each year.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 23, 2022 10:32 PM (oINRc)

158 I don't recognize any of her songs.

She has made a career out of singing about her bad taste in men.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 23, 2022 10:32 PM (KCOCK)

159 The Airing of Grievances isn't until December 23rd...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 23, 2022 10:31 PM (KCOCK)


Well, shoot, I think that serves me poorly.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 23, 2022 10:32 PM (xhaym)

160 Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 23, 2022 10:32 PM (r46W7)

161 Breaking News: The candidate everybody thinks is 2nd best wins election.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 23, 2022 10:32 PM (8GBH4)

162 Maine has ranked choice voter suppression, too...
Posted by: Zettai


Excellent word play there, Zettai!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 23, 2022 10:33 PM (hOUT3)

163 Carlos Slim owned some NYT non-voting shares for a while, but those have nothing to do with control of the company. That is still held by the Sulzberger family through its control of the voting shares and agreements not to sell them outside the family.
Posted by: HTL at November 23, 2022 10:30 PM (O9S2+)

I could totally believe that Carlos Slim has paid enough money to the Sulzbergers to be the silent partner in the ownership of those voting shares.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 10:33 PM (pR48g)

164 Jean Simmons
Gene Simmons
Two different guys also, but one was a chick
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 23, 2022 10:24 PM (Qzn2/)


Lol!

Posted by: Emmie at November 23, 2022 10:33 PM (Emce2)

165 Jerry Lewis
Jerry Lee Lewis
Two different guys
Posted by: Emmie at November 23, 2022 10:15 PM (Emce2

I had a friend who grew up very confused about how Martin Luther King could have started the Reformation if he lived in the 1960s.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 23, 2022 10:33 PM (BJKQV)

166 >>> It's fortunate that TSA caught the wayward kitty in the luggage. Can you imagine if kitty had not been discovered and the passenger opened her suitcase at her destination to have a frightened and crazed cat leap out?

Inconvenient but it all worked out for the best.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 23, 2022 10:16 PM (CwSdS)


When my wife was a little kid she and a cousin tried to mail a cat by stuffing it into a mailbox. [... later the next day...] The mailman comes along and opens the mailbox to have a fur missile launch out. He got scratches and spankings we're dealt to the kids when mom found out. Come to find out she had been trying this for a while but the cat kept getting out until she found one at the neighbors that had a lever to lock it shut.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 23, 2022 10:33 PM (mShwQ)

167 I still don't know anybody who has been to a Taylor Swift performance, bought a ticket or any of her media. I don't recognize any of her songs. I must be a relic.
Posted by: Dr. Bone
___

Join the club.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 10:34 PM (MVxcn)

168 Mary Peltota has defeated Sarah Palin for the Alaska House seat and Murkowski has won reelection. Ranked choice voting.

I hope the turtle .....
*self-censors*

Posted by: Archimedes at November 23, 2022 10:34 PM (eOEVl)

169 Excellent word play there, Zettai!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 23, 2022 10:33 PM



I exist but to serve...

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 10:34 PM (2k/G/)

170 MisHum, how are you and the charming Mrs? It was such a pleasure meeting you two.

Posted by: Emmie at November 23, 2022 10:34 PM (Emce2)

171 "How appropriate: "Rank" Choice Voting
#wordplay"

right .. and as someone that was quoted today pointed out, the 'Disinformation Czar" has taken that title a little too seriously. He is not preventing disinfo, he is manufacturing it. (or as SloJoe said ... greatest election fraud machine in history)

Posted by: illiniwek at November 23, 2022 10:35 PM (Cus5s)

172 My elder son is a genuinely good man, a gentle soul. But he does not like Taylor Swift.

or Joel Osteen. But that's another subject.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 10:35 PM (UQUAY)

173 Nice tune behind the top pic, MisHum!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 10:35 PM (pR48g)

174 Breaking News: The candidate everybody thinks is 2nd best wins election.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 23, 2022 10:32 PM (8GBH4)

Captain, this is highly illogical.

Posted by: Cdr Spock at November 23, 2022 10:35 PM (4I/2K)

175 117 MH
Ha! Like you could ever let us down...you're being sarcastic right?
So, I've been a newbie just, oh, maybe 3-4 years ago.
A thing. I would not have then, nor now, insult anyone here.
This Len guy...is he new?
He should be thankful he's even in the company of so many fantastic folk.
Yeah, well, what do I know....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 23, 2022 10:36 PM (y7HPh)

176 Wherein Mis Hum awards the first Commemorative Len Neal Participation Trophy.

*narrator: participation trophies are considered 'round these parts as undesirable recognitions of ... less than optimal efforts.*

Now, where were we? *pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 10:36 PM (e6UQI)

177 168. Alaska now has a Dem House rep for the next two years and we all get to enjoy a Dem Lite Senator from Alaska for the next six years.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 23, 2022 10:36 PM (1C6mk)

178 or Joel Osteen. But that's another subject.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 10:35 PM (UQUAY)


But he has a two and a half octave reach and perfect pitch, and he can really lay down a back-beat!

Posted by: Kindltot at November 23, 2022 10:36 PM (xhaym)

179 I hope the turtle .....
*self-censors*
Posted by: Archimedes


Glad you remembered this is a family blog...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 23, 2022 10:36 PM (hOUT3)

180 I had a friend who grew up very confused about how Martin Luther King could have started the Reformation if he lived in the 1960s.
Posted by: 29Victor at November 23, 2022 10:33 PM (BJKQV)


I have one thing to say to your friend:

"Two different guys."

Posted by: Emmie at November 23, 2022 10:36 PM (Emce2)

181 I still don't know anybody who has been to a Taylor Swift performance, bought a ticket or any of her media. I don't recognize any of her songs. I must be a relic.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

500 songs about men leaving her. 0 songs about giving beejers. I sense a connection here, Captain.

Posted by: Counselor Troi at November 23, 2022 10:37 PM (4I/2K)

182 >ranked choice voting

So much for that American doctrine of "one man, one vote".

Recently saw some letter to the editor from a prog railing for the necessity of RCV in Portland. They already own the city lock, stock, and barrel, but they really want to ensure that they can never, ever lose power. They mean to rule over us in perpetuity.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at November 23, 2022 10:38 PM (0D0Oa)

183 Breaking News: The candidate everybody thinks is 2nd best wins election.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 23, 2022 10:32 PM (8GBH4)
----
This reminds me of a Steve Jackson game like Munchkin or Illuminati. A friend of mine once commented that the FIRST person to try and win the game very rarely succeeded. Instead, the second or third player to try for victory stood a better chance as the other players spent their resources trying to stop the first player.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 23, 2022 10:38 PM (BpYfr)

184 Now, where were we? *pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 10:36 PM (e6UQI)

***raises shot glass of single malt***

Nazdarovya...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 23, 2022 10:38 PM (CCSxw)

185 Carlos Slim owned some NYT non-voting shares for a while, but those have nothing to do with control of the company. That is still held by the Sulzberger family through its control of the voting shares and agreements not to sell them outside the family.
Posted by: HTL at November 23, 2022 10:30 PM (O9S2+)

Take it up with Rush.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 23, 2022 10:38 PM (BJKQV)

186 This Len guy...is he new?
He should be thankful he's even in the company of so many fantastic folk.
Yeah, well, what do I know....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 23, 2022 10:36 PM (y7HPh)

Len Neal has been around for a while. He explained one evening that his odd posting style was a product of using a cell phone, plus some sort of physical handicap. I don't think he is a bad person, but he had no business dumping on SMH like that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 10:39 PM (pR48g)

187 Captain, this is highly illogical.
Posted by: Cdr Spock at November 23, 2022 10:35 PM (4I/2K)


Dammit Spock, we're talking about Democrats here!

Posted by: CAPT Kirk at November 23, 2022 10:40 PM (hOUT3)

188 (Thank God it is written that His grace is forever)

??
Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 10:11 PM (Waapu)
===
I prefer (Thank God it is written that His gracelove is forever

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 23, 2022 10:40 PM (EZebt)

189 or Joel Osteen. But that's another subject.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 10:35 PM (UQUAY)

But he has a two and a half octave reach and perfect pitch, and he can really lay down a back-beat!
Posted by: Kindltot at November 23, 2022 10:36 PM (xhaym)

Does he still see dead people?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 23, 2022 10:41 PM (4I/2K)

190 I have one thing to say to your friend:

"Two different guys."
Posted by: Emmie at November 23, 2022 10:36 PM (Emce2)

I set him straight. He went to Catholic school so he also didn't understand how the nuns could consider Martin Luther [King] the devil incarnate and yet have such a deep respect for him.

My friend spent a lot of his youth confused.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 23, 2022 10:42 PM (BJKQV)

191 Does he still see dead people?
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 23, 2022 10:41 PM (4I/2K)

Bruce Willis is relentless. fuck.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 10:42 PM (UQUAY)

192 most Americans wouldn’t trust President Biden to salt the fries at mcdonald’s

Geez, he can't find his way away from the podium after a speech. I wouldn't let him near the French fry fryer.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 23, 2022 10:43 PM (+lVUW)

193 I think I saw taylor swift on a game show years ago and I thought she just some little girl heel-stomping cockroaches on the kitchen floor. Guess I was wrong.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 23, 2022 10:45 PM (geVLo)

194 Geez, he can't find his way away from the podium after a speech. I wouldn't let him near the French fry fryer.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 23, 2022 10:43 PM (+lVUW)

He might fall in. (hope springs eternal)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 10:45 PM (pR48g)

195 149 >Worst British accent candidate: Keanu Reeves in that Dracula movie.

Almost as laughably bad as Keanu Reeves in Dangerous Liaisons.


Kevin Costner from Robin Hood would like a word
Posted by: DB


Then there's Madonna, who wasn't even acting a part, just being shallow, Hollywood halfwit putting on airs.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 23, 2022 10:45 PM (+lVUW)

196 "Mornin' Ralph."
"Mornin' Sam."
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sgkSyjmn19Q
Posted by: Taq


Heh. Exactamundo. Thanks for the link.

Posted by: mindful webworker around the clock tonight at November 23, 2022 10:45 PM (4KlMk)

197 Can we expect video of Biden serving Thanksgiving dinner to the American troops in Ukraine?

Oh, sorry, this is the long weekend scheduled for Delaware.

Posted by: JM in Florida at November 23, 2022 10:46 PM (STtu9)

198 186 AOP

Agree. SMH is one of the finest here.
We've all got opinions. We still need to be respectful of each other.
Jeez...it's not Twitter after all....🤪

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 23, 2022 10:46 PM (y7HPh)

199 He went to Catholic school so he also didn't understand how the nuns could consider Martin Luther [King] the devil incarnate and yet have such a deep respect for him.

Posted by: 29Victor

From personal experience there were many nuns that were not good teachers (and 3 of my Aunts were nuns).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 23, 2022 10:48 PM (TjZNT)

200 All I know about Taylor Swift is that Gwyneth Paltrow did a skit about her on SNL years ago, when Swift was new and considered a country music artist

Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022 10:48 PM (geLO8)

201 NYT has one of these ludicrous, two-tiered stock structures. Only Shitbergers and friends have voting stock.

Slim bought a ton of non-voting stock to float that perennial cash furnace through yet another trying financial situation, no doubt as a favor to the Party & State that keeps the border open and also uses the Times as a mouthpiece for its own organs of state security.

More of the same, in the Great American Shell Game.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 23, 2022 10:49 PM (oINRc)

202 Great musical selections this evening. Only the addition of a Heino song or two could make it better.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at November 23, 2022 10:49 PM (yXRn/)

203 "I hope the turtle .....
*self-censors*"
*******
...Ends up upside down on a fence post.

Posted by: Cosda at November 23, 2022 10:49 PM (uWG+b)

204
*pokes head over parapet*

Is it safe?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 23, 2022 10:49 PM (MoZTd)

205 MiladyJo just announced that her 24 tiny chocolate-pecan pies are in the oven. But she still has batter left.

That's what she said.

Posted by: mindful webworker is thankful to just be here at November 23, 2022 10:50 PM (4KlMk)

206

Heino > Frank Zappa

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 10:50 PM (2k/G/)

207 Republican won the Gov Race , though. Is Trump that unpopular up there now. Crazy

Posted by: Jonah at November 23, 2022 10:51 PM (Cw0fX)

208 Taylor Swift is a pretty white girl with a modicum of talent and a ton of purchased connections that have made her career.

The perfect pop star for this moment really.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 23, 2022 10:51 PM (ESjRY)

209 Heh. Exactamundo. Thanks for the link.
Posted by: mindful webworker around the clock tonight at November 23, 2022 10:45 PM (4KlMk)

That was a good cartoon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 10:51 PM (pR48g)

210 *pokes head over parapet*

Is it safe?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 23, 2022 10:49 PM



Get down! Are you mad??

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 10:51 PM (2k/G/)

211 NY Times, is the Atheist Bible

Posted by: Jonah at November 23, 2022 10:51 PM (Cw0fX)

212 *pokes head over parapet*

Is it safe?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Too early to really be sure...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 23, 2022 10:52 PM (hOUT3)

213 Right before i invade italy, HOI3 crashes. Good thing i save every turn.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 23, 2022 10:52 PM (KAi1n)

214 208. Too bad Swift is a left wing moron

Posted by: Jonah at November 23, 2022 10:52 PM (Cw0fX)

215 Republican won the Gov Race , though. Is Trump that unpopular up there now. Crazy
Posted by: Jonah at November 23, 2022 10:51 PM (Cw0fX)

He is so popular that the Dems and the GOPe have to gang up to defeat his supporters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 10:52 PM (pR48g)

216 >>> Then there's Madonna, who wasn't even acting a part, just being shallow, Hollywood halfwit putting on airs.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 23, 2022 10:45 PM (+lVUW)


This chika! She is, how you say, so much the nerve! Me abuela España, would show her.

Posted by: Hilaria Baldwin at November 23, 2022 10:53 PM (mShwQ)

217 Wicked beyond belief. (PJW)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaywEvCkgBY

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 10:53 PM (MVxcn)

218 Kevin Costner from Robin Hood would like a word
Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022 10:30 PM (geLO

Amen.

"Unlike some Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent."
Robin Hood
Robin Hood Men in Tights

Posted by: 29Victor at November 23, 2022 10:53 PM (BJKQV)

219 lol Hrothgar

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 10:54 PM (MVxcn)

220 Apparently "I am not letting this shit go" was relieved.
Glad I missed it. Glad everyone is intact.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 23, 2022 10:54 PM (gfCY0)

221 Happy Thanksgiving all

Posted by: Jonah at November 23, 2022 10:54 PM (Cw0fX)

222 Whomever pissed in Mr Neal's Wheaties this AM has very strong urine which lasts allll day

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 23, 2022 10:54 PM (87Ur0)

223

Taylor Swift shore is purdy, but what's up with her high-waisted outfits??

Is she sporting the full beav', or sumthin'?

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 10:54 PM (2k/G/)

224 Like many musicians, Swift' first few breakout hits weren't altogether bad, and you couldn't avoid hearing them on the radio, they were everywhere. Bit of creativity, clever lyrics, adequate songwriting. Weak, reedy voice but blessed with a clear and accurate pitch.

She didn't win over serious music fans, but she did win over zillions of angst ridden girls, who felt themselves in her songs, bought her CDs and flocked to her concerts in their thousands.

What I don't think Swift *has* done, is to grow one bit in either talent or artistry, and I could not I.D. anything she's done since those first couple of breakout hits. A "tell" that this is true. She's come out as "woke", very much in the Hillarista mode. If that's not a sign of true desperation, what is?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 10:54 PM (e6UQI)

225 Like many musicians, Swift' first few breakout hits weren't altogether bad, and you couldn't avoid hearing them on the radio, they were everywhere.
___

Gee.

I wonder how I managed not to hear a single one...

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 10:56 PM (MVxcn)

226 Silver lining about Murkowski. She has no juice in the new Congress. Her vote means shit with a GOP House.

Maverick bitch

Posted by: Jonah at November 23, 2022 10:56 PM (Cw0fX)

227 194

Yeah. The other day, while sniffing youngsters, Joe let everyone know that his favorite is chocolate ice cream.
I'm soooo relieved to know this. (Phew...*wiping forehead*)...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 23, 2022 10:56 PM (y7HPh)

228 Silver lining about Murkowski. She has no juice in the new Congress. Her vote means shit with a GOP House.


*cough*SCOTUS*cough*

Posted by: Archimedes at November 23, 2022 10:56 PM (eOEVl)

229 Well.

Lightning struck nearby and now our internet is down. I guess that's it for my commenting tonight.

Love ya, Morons! Hope your Thanksgiving is full of gratitude!

Posted by: Emmie at November 23, 2022 10:57 PM (QiM3t)

230 The Ralph & Sam cartoon
youtube.com/watch?v=sgkSyjmn19Q
cracked me up as a kid - still does. Familiar cartoonish characters, the sheepdog and the coyote(?), broke the fourth wall, or at least cracked it, by being characters who clocked in on time, and clocked out.

*struggles to make this into a metaphor for AoSHQ commenting*

*fails*

Posted by: mindful webworker - going boldly where no man is an island at November 23, 2022 10:57 PM (4KlMk)

231 Madonna had 5 self admitted Abortions. She learned to dance by dodging Coat Hangers

Posted by: Jonah at November 23, 2022 10:57 PM (Cw0fX)

232 Niters, Emmie.

Stay safe.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 10:57 PM (MVxcn)

233 {{{Emmie}}}

Happy Thanksgiving to you and Mr. Bassman!

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 23, 2022 10:58 PM (pkAcY)

234
Not my ordinary listening, but Taylor Swift has sounded like a whiny 13-year-old girl her entire career.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 23, 2022 10:58 PM (MoZTd)

235 208. Too bad Swift is a left wing moron
Posted by: Jonah

And has a feminine penis.
It's important to be specific.

Posted by: Bussy Days at Nights at November 23, 2022 10:58 PM (B3kaQ)

236 Hope Emmie and Bassman have an excellent Thanksgiving!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 23, 2022 10:58 PM (TjZNT)

237 Madonna had 5 self admitted Abortions. She learned to dance by dodging Coat Hangers
Posted by: Jonah
___

Those babies are with the Lord.

Feel sorry for the ones that she let live.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 10:58 PM (MVxcn)

238 Wait...

Has Madonna ever had a kid she didn't abort or adopt?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 10:59 PM (MVxcn)

239 228. Yes, but if Dems control Senate, her vote is not needed for Judges.

I really hate McConnell tonight

Posted by: Jonah at November 23, 2022 10:59 PM (Cw0fX)

240 237. Good point. I was too crude on that. Jesus saves

Posted by: Jonah at November 23, 2022 11:00 PM (Cw0fX)

241 231 Madonna had 5 self admitted Abortions. She learned to dance by dodging Coat Hangers
Posted by: Jonah at November 23, 2022 10:57 PM (Cw0fX)

Maybe that explains the psycho.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 23, 2022 11:00 PM (BJKQV)

242
Madonna had 5 self admitted Abortions.

__________

I'm sure they were all to protect the life and health of the mother.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 23, 2022 11:00 PM (MoZTd)

243 Daughter requested Charlie Brown Thanksgiving and subsequent Mayflower Voyagers DVD viewing.

Nice that she now requests family traditions that she previously used to huff and puff about as an early teen.

Love that kid.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 23, 2022 11:01 PM (Ll5Vg)

244 206

Blasphemy!! 🙂

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 23, 2022 11:01 PM (y7HPh)

245 223

Taylor Swift shore is purdy, but what's up with her high-waisted outfits??

Is she sporting the full beav', or sumthin'?
Posted by: Zettai

Benis.

Posted by: Bussy Days and Nights at November 23, 2022 11:01 PM (B3kaQ)

246

Madonna's certainly got the renewed attention she's been seeking...

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 11:01 PM (2k/G/)

247 I wonder how I managed not to hear a single one...
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 10:56 PM (MVxcn)
--------------------

A friend talking to me about the ticket scandal
I didn't know who he was talking about.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 23, 2022 11:01 PM (gfCY0)

248 Heard that Jennifer Lawrence was given a restraining order, by her parents in Kentucky. To not visit their ranch. Her Family is pro trump christians, and she has been harrasing them

Posted by: Jonah at November 23, 2022 11:02 PM (Cw0fX)

249 242
Madonna had 5 self admitted Abortions.
---------------------------------

Thought her ex had a good nic for her; gristle

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 23, 2022 11:03 PM (gfCY0)

250 As I understand it and I know I will be corrected if I'm wrong, Alaska's problem begins with be the Murkowski family and was exacerbated by the money of the Rubensteins. The Rubensteins are no longer married and the first family will be spending Thanksgiving with Mr R on the vineyard

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 23, 2022 11:03 PM (87Ur0)

251 243. Great to hear Bitter.

Posted by: Jonah at November 23, 2022 11:03 PM (Cw0fX)

252 Not my ordinary listening, but Taylor Swift has sounded like a whiny 13-year-old girl her entire career.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 23, 2022 10:58 PM (MoZTd)

That seems to be a standard operating mode for many female pop "stars".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 11:03 PM (pR48g)

253 I am thankful for a good wife, the freedom that is imperiled, and the bounty He has graced us with keeping.

Thanks to the horde for the companionship, commiserations and comedy.

Be safe, be well, and be slaked.

Posted by: sven at November 23, 2022 11:04 PM (Lzpvj)

254 Everything I know about Taylor Swift

i.ytIMG.com/vi/35MLSYdZmfU/maxresdefault.jpg

Posted by: mindful webworker - banned by YouTube, but not AoS at November 23, 2022 11:04 PM (4KlMk)

255 The Kid Rock quotation is cute, but the house it references is private property.

Property rights are one of the fundamental rights of a free people, and if the owners want to turn it into a mosque or a McDonald's or a KKK meeting hall, that is their right as free people.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2022 11:04 PM (XIJ/X)

256 243 Daughter requested Charlie Brown Thanksgiving and subsequent Mayflower Voyagers DVD viewing.

Nice that she now requests family traditions that she previously used to huff and puff about as an early teen.

Love that kid.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 23, 2022 11:01 PM (Ll5Vg)

The Mayflower Voyages is a great history lesson. Iirc all the children lived and all the mom's died taking care of them.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 23, 2022 11:05 PM (BJKQV)

257 Heard that Jennifer Lawrence was given a restraining order, by her parents in Kentucky. To not visit their ranch. Her Family is pro trump christians, and she has been harrasing them
Posted by: Jonah
___

Sad.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:05 PM (MVxcn)

258 Heard that Jennifer Lawrence was given a restraining order, by her parents in Kentucky. To not visit their ranch. Her Family is pro trump christians, and she has been harrasing them
Posted by: Jonah

Her breeding potential peaked in Silver Linings Playbook.

Posted by: Bussy Days and Nights at November 23, 2022 11:06 PM (B3kaQ)

259 I try to be optimistic and look to the next election, but this Alaska shit has me down tonight. Great to win the House, but it is hard to stomach all these GOP Traitors in the Senate

Posted by: Jonah at November 23, 2022 11:06 PM (Cw0fX)

260 Everything I know about Taylor Swift

i.ytIMG.com/vi/35MLSYdZmfU/maxresdefault.jpg
Posted by: mindful webworker - banned by YouTube, but not AoS at November 23, 2022 11:04 PM (4KlMk)

Heh. Music to accompany:

https://youtu.be/pafY6sZt0FE

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 11:06 PM (pR48g)

261 Swift is like the high school girls in Dazed and Confused - we get older, swift stays the same age. Problem is, one day you are several iterations from where you were when you established yourself.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 23, 2022 11:07 PM (KAi1n)

262 258. Spot on. Silver was her best movie, but Cooper carried her

Posted by: Jonah at November 23, 2022 11:07 PM (Cw0fX)

263 What I don't think Swift *has* done, is to grow one bit in either talent or artistry, and I could not I.D. anything she's done since those first couple of breakout hits. A "tell" that this is true. She's come out as "woke", very much in the Hillarista mode. If that's not a sign of true desperation, what is?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 10:54 PM (e6UQI)

I wouldn't recognize a single one of her songs unless it was pointed out to me.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 11:07 PM (VwHCD)

264 also I am working on a fallout 4 mod build....

if any 'rons or 'ettes decide they want help learning to use Vortex or FO4SE or Edit let me know.

Posted by: sven at November 23, 2022 11:07 PM (Lzpvj)

265 SMH, glad to see you hanging in there...

But I expected no less!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 23, 2022 11:07 PM (hOUT3)

266 That seems to be a standard operating mode for many female pop "stars".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 11:03 PM (pR48g)


Not all of them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45OFFlBvqH4

Posted by: Kindltot at November 23, 2022 11:07 PM (xhaym)

267 252 Not my ordinary listening, but Taylor Swift has sounded like a whiny 13-year-old girl her entire career.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 23, 2022 10:58 PM (MoZTd)

That seems to be a standard operating mode for many female pop "stars".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 11:03 PM (pR48g)

This was aimed at me...wasn't it!!!

Posted by: Alanis Morrissette at November 23, 2022 11:08 PM (CCSxw)

268 Madonna had 5 self admitted Abortions.

__________

I'm sure they were all to protect the life and health of the mother.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 23, 2022 11:00 PM (MoZTd)

Or the life and health of humanity. She shouldn't breed.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 11:09 PM (VwHCD)

269 GOP cannot move forward with McConnell. He will keep our voters home in 2024

Posted by: Jonah at November 23, 2022 11:09 PM (Cw0fX)

270 Gutfeld is a rerun.

Posted by: Theodore at November 23, 2022 11:09 PM (pGonq)

271 267 Posted by: Alanis Morrissette at November 23, 2022 11:08 PM (CCSxw)

If on my deathbed I am smiling it is because she predated my demise....

if I am frowning it is because I have heard the song "sooner or later" in the prior ten years...

If I am cackling maniacally it is because I am the one singing it.

Posted by: sven at November 23, 2022 11:09 PM (Lzpvj)

272 SMH, glad to see you hanging in there...

But I expected no less!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
___

Yeah, but I'm not doing enough!

I need to go back to Iraq and rescue the Christians there and slay my PTSD demons...or something.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:10 PM (MVxcn)

273 GOP cannot move forward with McConnell. He will keep our voters home in 2024
Posted by: Jonah


Why it is almost like the Establishment has a plan, right?

Nah, that's crazy talk...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 23, 2022 11:10 PM (hOUT3)

274 269 Posted by: Jonah at November 23, 2022 11:09 PM (Cw0fX)

The GOPe is moving past needing voters, your ballot will be counted depending on your locale just like mules and democrat strongholds.

Posted by: sven at November 23, 2022 11:10 PM (Lzpvj)

275 Shake It Off probably made a buttload. 10yo girls that finally got tired of frozen's Let it Go a year later had something to latch on to. If you ever got trapped in a pack of girls during that time one would just start and they'd all join in.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 23, 2022 11:11 PM (mShwQ)

276 Penn Legislature to actually impeach this Soros Trash DA in Philly? GOP Led, Governor has no say?

Posted by: Jonah at November 23, 2022 11:11 PM (Cw0fX)

277 Gutfeld is a rerun.
Posted by: Theodore at November 23, 2022 11:09 PM (pGonq)
===
Russian bot.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 23, 2022 11:11 PM (EZebt)

278 She's come out as "woke", very much in the Hillarista mode. If that's not a sign of true desperation, what is?

She 'took the package'. The Rock did, too. Something changed after some success and then they were forced on us at every turn.

Posted by: t-bird at November 23, 2022 11:11 PM (CaJIi)

279 Sorry AOP, that was abrupt and meaningless

I found Caro Emerald again after about a year. I forgot I really liked some of her stuff.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 23, 2022 11:11 PM (xhaym)

280 The GOPe is moving past needing voters, your ballot will be counted depending on your locale just like mules and democrat strongholds.
Posted by: sven
___

Yep.

Which is why I don't bother anymore.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:11 PM (MVxcn)

281 272 Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:10 PM (MVxcn)

or you can go help rescue a block in Detroit...a lot of the same problems and you can stay in an American timezone.

Posted by: sven at November 23, 2022 11:11 PM (Lzpvj)

282 I need to go back to Iraq and rescue the Christians there and slay my PTSD demons...or something.
Posted by: SMH


Good thing that tonight is NOT that night!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 23, 2022 11:12 PM (hOUT3)

283 "I don’t hate anyone, but at this juncture the Biden Administration I think is best known for its world-class acuity according to the polls, most Americans wouldn’t trust President Biden to salt the fries at mcdonald’s." -- Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA)

-------

Meh, I'm tired of this weak-sauce shit. This is why we lose ...

"Those who love God -- you must hate evil." -- Psalms 97:10

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 23, 2022 11:12 PM (ynBkT)

284 This was aimed at me...wasn't it!!!
Posted by: Alanis Morrissette at November 23, 2022 11:08 PM (CCSxw)

Why yes, it was, as a matter of fact! LOL

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 11:12 PM (pR48g)

285 ..Not my ordinary listening, but Taylor Swift has sounded like a whiny 13-year-old girl her entire career.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 23, 2022 10:58 PM (MoZTd) That seems to be a standard operating mode for many female pop "stars". Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 11:03 PM (pR48g)


Contrast. Both were Mouskateers in the same grouping. Brittney Spears can't sing without autotune, twenty gay dancers and every other form of overproduced distraction from her tiny voice. Christina Agulera (sp?) spent a few post Mouseketeer years in Japan, improving her skills and making money doing it.

She's not my favorite artist, and seldom sings stuff I'd wanna hear. But, when she wants to, she CAN sing VERY well, with nothing but a piano or guitar accompement. Same with meat-dress Gaga. Weird as hell, but she can flat out sing. Neither though holds a candle to Rondstat in her prime. Commie nutzo, but THAT was a VOICE.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 11:12 PM (e6UQI)

286 The optics on McConnell are just awful right now. Masters snub was terrible, but this Murkowski shit has a lot of my conservative friends really pissed

Posted by: Jonah at November 23, 2022 11:12 PM (Cw0fX)

287 GOP cannot move forward with McConnell. He will keep our voters home in 2024

Bill Barr has it right.

Posted by: t-bird at November 23, 2022 11:13 PM (CaJIi)

288 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2022 11:04 PM (XIJ/X)


Yo! I can't find my cell phone. Could you please call it?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2022 11:13 PM (e+csY)

289 or you can go help rescue a block in Detroit...a lot of the same problems and you can stay in an American timezone.
Posted by: sven
___

I live in IL.

Chiraq is just around the corner, so to speak.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:13 PM (MVxcn)

290 Swift is 32, unmarried and childless. As a pop culture phenomenon, she has 3 ways to go from here

get married and have babies
marry a bunch of guys in quick succession
go Weird and start adopting 3rd world trophy babies

unless I'm wrong™

Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022 11:13 PM (geLO8)

291 slay my PTSD demons...
Posted by: SMH

Worked at the VA (RN).
There are PTSD 'demons' that are not trivial and last a very long time.
Prayers.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 23, 2022 11:14 PM (7eg5m)

292 The GOPe is moving past needing voters, your ballot will be counted depending on your locale just like mules and democrat strongholds.
Posted by: sven


Well, we wouldn't want to inconvenience the voters by requiring them to make an investment in a personal effort, now would we?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 23, 2022 11:14 PM (hOUT3)

293 Is the housing bubble in Canada about to burst?

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China and BlackRock happiest hit.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 23, 2022 11:15 PM (ynBkT)

294 Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 11:12 PM (e6UQI)

Spears has a rockin' body though...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2022 11:15 PM (XIJ/X)

295 >>> Gutfeld is a rerun.
Posted by: Theodore at November 23, 2022 11:09 PM (pGonq)


What's his show like? Is it anything like RedEye? That was the last "news" show I watched and the last time I turned a TV to fox news. I liked RedEye but it seemed like lightning in a bottle and not something easily reproduced.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 23, 2022 11:15 PM (mShwQ)

296 slay my PTSD demons...
Posted by: SMH

Worked at the VA (RN).
There are PTSD 'demons' that are not trivial and last a very long time.
Prayers.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
___

Thanks, but I'm good.

I was just poking fun at a certain someone.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:15 PM (MVxcn)

297 Two years ago, my daughter was deathly ill, we lived in a cramped apartment, in a Communist city, far away from my parents and brother.

Today she's healthy, we got the home we've been dreaming of, right in the lovely little red State town with the family.

So grateful I could crap my pants.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 23, 2022 11:15 PM (oINRc)

298 Zalensky star about to fall. While spending time with the World elite, the Russians pinpointed their power plants. Prayer for the common people there

Posted by: Jonah at November 23, 2022 11:15 PM (Cw0fX)

299 289 Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:13 PM (MVxcn)

Groot and Crook County are against your efforts, Detroit and Wayne County are not.

Choose wisely Bat(wo)man.....

Posted by: sven at November 23, 2022 11:15 PM (Lzpvj)

300 Why it is almost like the Establishment has a plan, right?

Nah, that's crazy talk...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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There's a Twitter clip of Steven King talking to Tucker about party interwerks and Ted Cruz top guy warning him that he would be ganged out. Just a clip but it fits right in.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 23, 2022 11:16 PM (gfCY0)

301
marry a bunch of guys in quick succession

___________

Even Incels are wary of her.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 23, 2022 11:16 PM (MoZTd)

302 297. Congrats. Godspeed to your Dughter

Posted by: Jonah at November 23, 2022 11:16 PM (Cw0fX)

303 I still don't know anybody who has been to a Taylor Swift performance, bought a ticket or any of her media. I don't recognize any of her songs. I must be a relic.
Posted by: Dr. Bone


When Taylor Swift's first song hit the country western charts her mother took her around the country to play at various gigs. My sister and I attended a "Taste of Grand Rapids" event years ago. Taylor Swift was the free entertainment they provided for the event. It was just her and a guitar. Years later when Swift was a huge star, my sister pointed out to me that we'd seen her play at that event.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 23, 2022 11:17 PM (+lVUW)

304 298 Posted by: Jonah at November 23, 2022 11:15 PM (Cw0fX)

The Ukies are about to become the envy of Western EUtopia...

broke, freezing, and without power literally and figuratively.

Posted by: sven at November 23, 2022 11:17 PM (Lzpvj)

305 Sorry AOP, that was abrupt and meaningless

I found Caro Emerald again after about a year. I forgot I really liked some of her stuff.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 23, 2022 11:11 PM (xhaym)

I will give it a listen. I know there really female pop singers who aren't whiny bitches. Pat Benatar and Suzi Quatro are tow who come to mind. Chrissy Hynde, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 11:17 PM (pR48g)

306 Groot and Crook County are against your efforts, Detroit and Wayne County are not.

Choose wisely Bat(wo)man.....
Posted by: sven
___

Let me think...

Think I'll stay in my small town, with the hubby and the cats, visit the g-babies when I'm able to, and pray.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:17 PM (MVxcn)

307 Agent Steel; Bleed Forever.

I love these under the radar metal bands. \m/ \m/

I am ready for a long weekend of not worrying about the world.

Son #1 stopped in Rawlins because of slick roads. He'll be here tomorrow.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 11:17 PM (UQUAY)

308 Crook county and Chicago are now similar to Belgrade, or Budapest behind the Iron Curtain. No hope

Posted by: Jonah at November 23, 2022 11:18 PM (Cw0fX)

309 302 297. Congrats. Godspeed to your Daughter
Posted by: Jonah


And more of the same to you and your family!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 23, 2022 11:18 PM (hOUT3)

310 306 Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:17 PM (MVxcn)

That is a plan, and a good one....

I am just saying if I ever get nostalgic for all hell breaking loose once I move back home I can just go up 75 and LARP at being a citizen journalist with credentials.

Posted by: sven at November 23, 2022 11:18 PM (Lzpvj)

311 153 I still don't know anybody who has been to a Taylor Swift performance, bought a ticket or any of her media. I don't recognize any of her songs. I must be a relic.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 23, 2022 10:30 PM (geVLo)

Hi Dr. Bone & SMH!
I went to Swift concert in 2015 with my daughters.

I like pop music so I like her music. She used to be politically neutral but when she crossed over from country to pop (and moved to NY) she started hanging out with woke idiots. They kinda forced TS to speak out. I think she has good business sense. I personally think it would be good if the Ticketmaster fiasco means their monopoly would be broken up.

Posted by: Iris at November 23, 2022 11:19 PM (foa6+)

312 Spears has a rockin' body though...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2022 11:15 PM



I'd like to be the filling in a Spears/Aguilera sammich, still...

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 11:19 PM (5B8p4)

313 Gotta agree with a woman dancer's athletic body being top tier.

Posted by: Bussy Days and Nights at November 23, 2022 11:20 PM (B3kaQ)

314 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 23, 2022 11:15 PM (oINRc)

So cool. You're one of the good ones, as are your family.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 11:20 PM (UQUAY)

315 298 Zalensky star about to fall. While spending time with the World elite, the Russians pinpointed their power plants. Prayer for the common people there
Posted by: Jonah
-----------------------------

We better get out shit together.
CIA not just in Ukraine and Brazil. Same thing is happening in Chilie and Colombia.
There's clips of long line of semi tractors burning and driver's bodies being poured out of a dump truck in front of witnesses.
This is just the beginning.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 23, 2022 11:20 PM (gfCY0)

316 Never did get the Taylor Swift thing. Does nothing for me, musically or otherwise.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 23, 2022 11:20 PM (Xrfse)

317 Think I'll stay in my small town, with the hubby and the cats, visit the g-babies when I'm able to, and pray.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming


Sounds like a well thought out plan!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 23, 2022 11:20 PM (hOUT3)

318 >>> Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 11:12 PM (e6UQI)

Spears has a rockin' body though...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2022 11:15 PM (XIJ/X)


I just recently found out that "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!" chris crocker dude got a chopadickomy and is now trying to become a Britney Spears clone. I mean it's surprising but what you'd expect in this day and age.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 23, 2022 11:21 PM (mShwQ)

319 285 as someone who sings, Gaga has a great voice. Christina Aguilera has pipes, as does Ariana Grande. Ariana doesn’t do her range justice with the garbage she sings. Gaga is….interesting looking, so she needed to turn that into a schtick, hence the weird.

I get to keep up with pop / dance due to what I do for a living. It’s funny, I pop in a playlist I create with 90s stuff that has been remixed to a 128bpm and everyone, young and not young alike, gets into it way more than current.

Posted by: Piper at November 23, 2022 11:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

320 Hi Dr. Bone & SMH!
I went to Swift concert in 2015 with my daughters.
___

My condolences.

Fortunately, my daughters were never fans.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:21 PM (MVxcn)

321 Listening to Caro Emerald. Her voice is kind of thin and nasal, but her diction is good, and the music is fine. Sort of an Edith Piaf vibe going on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 11:21 PM (pR48g)

322 One of Kevin Smith's co-hosts calls her Taytolph Swiftler.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 23, 2022 11:22 PM (ybIRR)

323 Why yes, it was, as a matter of fact! LOL
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 11:12 PM (pR48g)

I got lucky with the sock.

Perhaps, subliminally I knew to use a Canadien sock.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 23, 2022 11:22 PM (CCSxw)

324 I still don't know anybody who has been to a Taylor Swift performance, bought a ticket or any of her media. I don't recognize any of her songs. I must be a relic.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

brother blood..

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 11:23 PM (VwHCD)

325 $20 a gallon, same as at the pump.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 23, 2022 09:57 PM (Xrfse)
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Pay by the pump.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 10:04 PM (pR48g)


Oh goody. Got change for a dime?

Posted by: RickZ at November 23, 2022 11:23 PM (emlEe)

326 Tay Tay is Autistic. He used to post on /b/. He is a weird dood outside of the troon stuff.

Posted by: Bussy Days and Nights at November 23, 2022 11:23 PM (B3kaQ)

327 315 Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 23, 2022 11:20 PM (gfCY0)

The rail strike will create a failure cascade in truck driving possibly.

A lot of the pressure we operate under logistically would be alleviated if we changed the tax code to not penalize warehouses....

if we were REALLY "green" it would be done already.

The union boyz are taking advantage of how leveraged on just in time the global economy as a whole but the American economy in particular is.

Posted by: sven at November 23, 2022 11:23 PM (Lzpvj)

328 If you'd like an intelligent look at the idea of giving thanks, and you've got a copy of The Screwtape Letters on the shelf, I'd recommend chapter 21.

Lewis writes (as the demon Screwtape, discussing a human): "They anger him because he regards his time as his own and feels like it's being stolen. You must zealously guard in his mind the curious assumption 'My time is my own'. Let him have the feeling that he starts each day as the lawful possessor of twenty-four hours...."

"...The assumption which you want him to go on making is so absurd that, if once it is questioned, we cannot find a shred of argument in its defense. The man can neither make, nor retain, one moment of time; it all comes to him by pure gift; he might as well regard the sun and the moon as his chattels."

What to be thankful for? Existence. Everything belongs to our Maker, we are merely stewards, even of our own life.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 23, 2022 11:23 PM (Ll5Vg)

329 One of Kevin Smith's co-hosts calls her Taytolph Swiftler.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 23, 2022 11:22 PM



*snort

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 11:23 PM (5B8p4)

330 The rail strike will create a failure cascade in truck driving possibly.

___


You thought shelves were empty before...

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:24 PM (MVxcn)

331 Oh no! Wilko Johnson has gone? I don't know anybody who appreciates his music like I do. They've all gone on too. A unique (in the true meaning of the word) guitarist. Nobody played or rocked like Wilko.

Posted by: Wade Hampton at November 23, 2022 11:24 PM (udZ7d)

332 Sex For Gas
Police: Kentucky john paid prostitute with $100 fuel card

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"$100 in gas, same as in town."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 23, 2022 11:24 PM (ynBkT)

333 Agent Steel; Bleed Forever.

I love these under the radar metal bands. \m/ \m/

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 11:17 PM (UQUAY)

You know the deal, metal is at it's best when it's in the underground.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 11:24 PM (VwHCD)

334 318 Posted by: banana Dream at November 23, 2022 11:21 PM (mShwQ)

He is a cuter girl than Eliot Page is a handsome man....

like I said earlier in a world where the above sentence is not nonsense kind of cancels out religions trying to play identity games.

Posted by: sven at November 23, 2022 11:25 PM (Lzpvj)

335 >>> Agent Steel; Bleed Forever.

I love these under the radar metal bands. \m/ \m/

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 11:17 PM (UQUAY)


I just recently found Psychostick which I've been enjoying. Humorcore.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 23, 2022 11:25 PM (mShwQ)

336 What to be thankful for? Existence. Everything belongs to our Maker, we are merely stewards, even of our own life.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
___

Amen.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:25 PM (MVxcn)

337 DoJ won't bother with financial crime, but lord help you if you fuck up a T-Swizz show.

The State doesn't mind if you steal their bread, but don't you dare fuck with their circuses.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 23, 2022 11:26 PM (oINRc)

338 I like that turkey recipe. I am going to try it!

Posted by: Quirky bookworm at November 23, 2022 11:26 PM (gBvlU)

339 I hate pop music. Never mind which decade. It's all garbage.

But I once heard a blues-rock song that Prince recorded. Holy fuck it was excellent! Fooker could play. Which makes the pop shit he did all the more horrible. But. Well. It made him wealthy right until he croaked.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 11:27 PM (UQUAY)

340 ...gets into it way more than current.

Posted by: Piper at November 23, 2022 11:21 PM



Sweatin' To The Oldies?

*I denounce myself.

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 11:27 PM (5B8p4)

341 Tonight on Sven J Olafson retro theater....

we have Nova and "In the Event of Catastrophe"

https://youtu.be/j64mtjMTfIE

Posted by: sven at November 23, 2022 11:27 PM (Lzpvj)

342 A bunker or refurbished missile silo would be a pretty cool venue.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 23, 2022 11:27 PM (KFhLj)

343 Neither though holds a candle to Rondstat in her prime. Commie nutzo, but THAT was a VOICE.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 11:12 PM (e6UQI)

Hear, hear...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 23, 2022 11:27 PM (CCSxw)

344 Love the picture up top and the quote from the psalm. Also, I think the how to cook a turkey was great. Thanks, MisHum.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2022 11:28 PM (VTtnq)

345 From over at Insty:

DIED SUDDENLY FROM COVID VACCINE: Maybe the World Economic Forum globalists are behind it, maybe not. What is certain is the just-released “Died Suddenly” documentary presents abundant data and disturbing testimony from doctors, journalists, military figures, funeral directors and embalmers that lots of vaccinated people are dying suddenly and with strange fibrous blockages in their arteries and veins. What the hell is going on?


https://rumble.com/v1wac7i-world-premier-died-suddenly.html

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:28 PM (MVxcn)

346 340 @Zettai I love it! I am going to do a theme day with this. I will let you know how it goes. Meanwhile, I did “planksgiving” intensive classes today and I will freely admit I am feeling it not only in my core but pretty much down to my toes right now.

Posted by: Piper at November 23, 2022 11:31 PM (ZdaMQ)

347 DIED SUDDENLY FROM COVID VACCINE:

Twitter apparently has unblocked them.

Posted by: Methos at November 23, 2022 11:32 PM (kOpft)

348 What the hell is going on?

Simply the world's biggest test-run for authoritarian global control. We collectively failed miserably.

Posted by: RickZ at November 23, 2022 11:32 PM (emlEe)

349
Thanks, but I'm good.

I was just poking fun at a certain someone.
Posted by: SMH

Okay... the poking is/was needed!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 23, 2022 11:32 PM (jsTDj)

350 345 Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:28 PM (MVxcn)

It turns out real life is not a Hollywood movie and you probably should not pencil whip a "vaccine" into being using MRNA tech that kills a lot of lab animals with cancer as "YOLO" for a virus with a 99.7% survival rate?

Posted by: sven at November 23, 2022 11:32 PM (Lzpvj)

351

I'd poke Tay Tay...

But a relationship is right out!

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 11:34 PM (2k/G/)

352 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 11:17 PM (UQUAY)

You know the deal, metal is at it's best when it's in the underground.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 11:24 PM (VwHCD)

Yes. When I moved to Colorado mumblety years ago, I saw a shit ton of metal shows, all small venues, all GA. fucking metal bands are tight live. Exodus. They played their set for me and about 50 other people in Fort Collins. Cuz why the fuck not?

Listening to old Black Sabbath now. I am ready to tear shit up.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 11:34 PM (UQUAY)

353 I should go... moved about 30 tons of gravel (with a tractor) today and even though I shouldn't be, I'm a bit sore.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 23, 2022 11:35 PM (jsTDj)

354 It turns out real life is not a Hollywood movie and you probably should not pencil whip a "vaccine" into being using MRNA tech that kills a lot of lab animals with cancer as "YOLO" for a virus with a 99.7% survival rate?

Posted by: sven
___

The Army doc, a flight surgeon, has stated that we may not have a standing Army in five years.
She is seeing shit that terrifies her.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:36 PM (MVxcn)

355 This was aimed at me...wasn't it!!!
Posted by: Alanis Morrissett

No.

Posted by: Peter North at November 23, 2022 11:37 PM (B3kaQ)

356 May all the horde have an excellent Thanksgiving.
Nite-all.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 23, 2022 11:37 PM (jsTDj)

357 354 Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:36 PM (MVxcn)

The wife and boy had to take it as part of their service.

I took it as a contractor because if it kills them I do not want to live.

Posted by: sven at November 23, 2022 11:37 PM (Lzpvj)

358 Niters, AZ.

You too.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:37 PM (MVxcn)

359 It turns out real life is not a Hollywood movie and you probably should not pencil whip a "vaccine" into being using MRNA tech that kills a lot of lab animals with cancer as "YOLO" for a virus with a 99.7% survival rate?

Posted by: sven at November 23, 2022 11:32 PM (Lzpvj)

Back in 2020, there was a doctor or researcher who argued that Covid19 was not a respiratory disease, but a blood disease that impacted the respiratory system. The spike protein on the surface of the viron is the prime tool it uses to infect the blood of victims. Designing a "vaccine" that induces the body to produce the spike protein seems to be totally contrary to common sense. The vaxx can cause the same damage to people as the disease does.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 11:38 PM (pR48g)

360 This was aimed at me...wasn't it!!!
Posted by: Alanis Morrissett

No.
Posted by: Peter North


Ironic.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 23, 2022 11:38 PM (Bd6X8)

361 Swift is 32, unmarried and childless. As a pop culture phenomenon, she has 3 ways to go from here

I read this as "she has a 3 way to go," and being full of high-octane bourbon, I just nodded, "well, sure, she's in her prime and all."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 23, 2022 11:39 PM (KFhLj)

362 The wife and boy had to take it as part of their service.

I took it as a contractor because if it kills them I do not want to live.

Posted by: sven
___

Prayers.
Do NOT get the boosters.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:39 PM (MVxcn)

363 I guess I've never quite understood someone being locked in on a single genre of music. There's so much great stuff out there to be discovered.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 23, 2022 11:39 PM (Xrfse)

364 JLaw getting a restraining order from her parents must make for one very tense Thanksgiving dinner

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 23, 2022 11:40 PM (5+3xu)

365 Posted by: SMH at what's coming

I just finished watching it. The generalities aren't new to us, but the sigmas- holy cow, it's bad. 70% birth rate decline in Australia?!

Posted by: t-bird at November 23, 2022 11:40 PM (CaJIi)

366 From over at Insty:

DIED SUDDENLY FROM COVID VACCINE: Maybe the World Economic Forum globalists are behind it, maybe not. What is certain is the just-released “Died Suddenly” documentary presents abundant data and disturbing testimony from doctors, journalists, military figures, funeral directors and embalmers that lots of vaccinated people are dying suddenly and with strange fibrous blockages in their arteries and veins. What the hell is going on?

https://rumble.com/v1wac7i-world-premier-died-suddenly.html
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:28 PM (MVxcn)
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*In best Rod Serling voice:* "What if I told you that the world's 'elite' would mandate you participate in a giant clinical trail of an untested new pharmaceutical technology in response to the world's 'elite' funding, releasing, & creating a mass hysteria panic and subsequent intentional destruction of Western economies in order to prevent one #BadOrangeMan who loved his country & its citizens from being re-elected President of the United States?"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 23, 2022 11:41 PM (ynBkT)

367 70% birth rate decline in Australia?!
___

Stillbirths tend to do that.

And that country has what, a 75-80% jab rate?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:41 PM (MVxcn)

368 359 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 11:38 PM (pR48g)

I hypothesized when it was "asian mystery illness" with "fiberglass like particulates in victim lungs" that it was a hollowed out gain of function experiment that was attacking the blood making it "sticky."

I have not seen anything yet to disabuse me of my hypothesis.

In case I drop dead tomorrow, never forget I used open source materials to wargame the probably arrival in the US within two weeks of actual events.

I also called out when it was still "asian mystery illness" that Fauci had the receipts.

Posted by: sven at November 23, 2022 11:41 PM (Lzpvj)

369 This is timely:

Psychostick, Give Thanks or Die

youtu.be/UQANj1qlZdo

Posted by: banana Dream at November 23, 2022 11:42 PM (mShwQ)

370 sven,

Take ivermectin.
Vitamin D.
Quercetin.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:43 PM (MVxcn)

371 362 Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:39 PM (MVxcn)

I am one cycle and boosted, the lad took the J and J once, the wife took one Moderna.

I told my branch chief that they would get 3 jabs and then I would go be a hobo.

I intend to keep my word.

Posted by: sven at November 23, 2022 11:43 PM (Lzpvj)

372 ..I wouldn't recognize a single one of her songs unless it was pointed out to me. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 11:07 PM (VwHCD)

Unfortunately, the Country Music Awards are teeveed here every damn year. And so, the celebretards sing n' dance on the screen. Dance, celebretards, dance! *pukes*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 11:44 PM (e6UQI)

373 I guess I've never quite understood someone being locked in on a single genre of music. There's so much great stuff out there to be discovered.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 23, 2022 11:39 PM (Xrfse)

My catalog is extensive: From Slayer to Chris Ledoux, to UFO, to Pink Floyd, to Zac Brown Band, to Garbage, to Barenaked Ladies, to Iron Maiden.

My Dad could play the first movement of Moonlight Sonata on the piano. Self-taught. Bottom line: I love music.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 11:44 PM (UQUAY)

374 Bottom line: I love music.
___

Just not pop.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:45 PM (MVxcn)

375 352 pug

Yeah, baby!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 23, 2022 11:45 PM (y7HPh)

376 But I also recognize trash music when I hear it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 11:45 PM (UQUAY)

377 Psalm 136, aka the Great Hallel.

My wife has made a habit our family all embraces now. We say that first verse antiphonally to each other any time we catch sunrise or sunset.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 23, 2022 11:46 PM (JMPQm)

378 This is timely:

Psychostick, Give Thanks or Die

youtu.be/UQANj1qlZdo


Started good, ended up a turkey.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 23, 2022 11:46 PM (Bd6X8)

379 You couldn't pay me to listen to what is out there now.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:46 PM (MVxcn)

380 You couldn't pay me to listen to what is out there now.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:46 PM (MVxcn)

right?

It's garbage.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 11:49 PM (UQUAY)

381 Zombie helped me re-find this wonderful pop tune:

https://youtu.be/qB0F_1Q5baA

And it's all true.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 11:49 PM (pR48g)

382 I listen to a fair amount of pop, just usually not American pop, which has become really dreadful for the most part.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 23, 2022 11:49 PM (KFhLj)

383 But I also recognize trash music when I hear it.

Well as we've seen time and again with music discussions here. one person's trash is another's treasure. Same goes for food and movies. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 23, 2022 11:49 PM (Xrfse)

384 Yep, it is.

I prefer the pop garbage of my youth.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:50 PM (MVxcn)

385 Can any of you tell me what is going on at Pay Pay? I have used them to take credit card payments from my clients. I am a therapist and take credit card payments. When I heard they were charging accounts for having differing views I contacted them. I was assured they were not going to do that. Tonight I was going to make a payment using my PayPal account and it is locked. I have a good bit of money there and they have my money and won’t release it. Of course they are closed. Probably tomorrow as well. They are saying in my account that I must send them my business license, tell them what my business entails, where I “keep my stock” send them access to my website(I dont have one). I am mad as hell. Have any of you heard of this? What business is it if theirs what I do?

Posted by: AnnaS at November 23, 2022 11:50 PM (l4l/z)

386 commentary by Peter McCullogh on the spike protein

https://tinyurl.com/3nzv2tu5

Posted by: Kindltot at November 23, 2022 11:50 PM (xhaym)

387 American pop, which has become really dreadful for the most part.

Can't disagree with that. Each song pretty much sounds the same. Me no like.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 23, 2022 11:52 PM (Xrfse)

388 Good night wonderful night-Horde. May you all have a fine day for Thanksgiving.
It may be a simple day for many of us but let's give thanks for what we have.
Bless you all.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 23, 2022 11:52 PM (y7HPh)

389

I don't think I'd could ever listen to music for the music itself -- It's just a backdrop, a mood-setter, a distraction at its worst; soothing or exciting, with women dancing to it at its best, in my exalted opinion...

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 11:53 PM (Waapu)

390 Went to the pew pew place today with hubby. Pretty sure I got my red dot sighted in at 100 yards now. I put about 130 items through it and for some reason my shoulder is a tad sore. It is officially broken in but it fell out on the canoe ride home so I'm a bit sad 😢

Posted by: lin-duh at November 23, 2022 11:54 PM (UUBmN)

391 Well as we've seen time and again with music discussions here. one person's trash is another's treasure.

A fair point. As a Die Antwoord fan, I can't really judge others. Not too seriously anyway.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 23, 2022 11:55 PM (KFhLj)

392 *eyes lin-duh*

Did ya, you know...slap a hot iron to it?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:55 PM (MVxcn)

393
The Army doc, a flight surgeon, has stated that we may not have a standing Army in five years.
She is seeing shit that terrifies her.
Posted by: SMH


We won't need one. We'll all be living in perfect harmony after we cure ourselves of the fossil fuel addiction.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 23, 2022 11:56 PM (63Dwl)

394 G'nite, all. Have a blessed Thanksgiving. 🍗

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 23, 2022 11:56 PM (Xrfse)

395 I enjoy music from most genres. And pretty much every era from the Big Band sounds onward.

I hate most radio stations, regardless of genre, with the heat of a thousand suns. The glory days of the FM disc-jockey with the boxes of albums, playing deep cuts and relating stories of what he knew (often, quite a LOT) about the bands, artists, stories behind the songs.

Corporate Radio got their CPA hands on those stations, and strangled the life out of them. We used to have great music teachers there on the airwaves. Listen long enough, and they were PhD courses in Music Appreciation. Today's radio = fail.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 11:56 PM (e6UQI)

396 ...What business is it if theirs what I do?

Posted by: AnnaS at November 23, 2022 11:50 PM



Are you sure it's PayPal?

It sounds like a phishing scam to me...

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 11:56 PM (Waapu)

397 Swift is 32, unmarried and childless. As a pop culture phenomenon, she has 3 ways to go from here ----

Each year she gets less attractive. Make up can only do so much. On the other hand each year her bank account gets more attractive.

Posted by: polynikes at November 23, 2022 11:56 PM (nBhwo)

398 It sounds like a phishing scam to me...
Posted by: Zettai
__

She's locked out of her account.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:57 PM (MVxcn)

399 I have to get up and cook tomorrow.

Good night, Horde. It's nice to have a place to vent.

I really love being able to vent here. My office is being overrun by purple-hair QWERTY types. me not happy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 11:59 PM (UQUAY)

400 She's locked out of her account.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 11:57 PM



Locked out of the scam account...

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 11:59 PM (Waapu)

401 Corporate Radio got their CPA hands on those stations, and strangled the life out of them. We used to have great music teachers there on the airwaves. Listen long enough, and they were PhD courses in Music Appreciation. Today's radio = fail.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 11:56 PM (e6UQI)

One station where this still happens is WWOZ in New Orleans. Available on line, too. Their DJ's are all volunteers, who do the gig because they love the music. One guy, Gentilly Jr., has been doing a Monday evening show for close to 30 years. Blues, R&B, jazz, classic country, and you name it. And he has a few words to say about nearly every tune he plays. Check it out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 12:00 AM (pR48g)

402 AnnaS, Paypal decided they could take money away from people they didn't like, and their customers started taking their money out of their accounts and cancelling the service.
Sounds like they might be losing so much custom they are going to make it impossible for other people do the same.

It sounds like they think if they have your money and your tacit agreement, they can do what they like.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 12:00 AM (xhaym)

403 SMH,
Yes ma'am, I slapped a lot of hot iron on it today, that's why it's sore!😁😂

Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2022 12:01 AM (UUBmN)

404 Alberta has quite few little country churches like the one pictured above.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 12:01 AM (pR48g)

405 The glory days of the FM disc-jockey with the boxes of albums, playing deep cuts and relating stories of what he knew (often, quite a LOT) about the bands, artists, stories behind the songs.

WMMR in Phila has two free-range DJs who are allowed that freedom. The mid-day guy and the evening guy. They're still forced to play the Red Hot Chili Peppers, but they come up with new, old, and/or local stuff that you never hear.

Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2022 12:02 AM (CaJIi)

406 of course if it is a phishing scam, contact paypal from the number listed on the website, not from any email you just got.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 12:02 AM (xhaym)

407 I've had it UP TO HERE! I have SOMETHING TO SAY TO ALL OF YOU! I've been HOLDING IT IN FOR A YEAR!!















Happy Thanksgiving

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at November 24, 2022 12:04 AM (5p7BC)

408 Bottom line: I love music.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 11:44 PM (UQUAY)


There's something in everything. I like 'Celebrate' by Earth Wind and Fire. Talk about a song to get any party started (like my wedding reception, after the first dance).

I really enjoy certain guitarists, like Alvin Lee, but I also love a good Mozart concerto.

Music is the (current) sum of human existence. To cut any part of music out is to cut a part of your humanity out.

Posted by: RickZ at November 24, 2022 12:05 AM (emlEe)

409 ...not from any email you just got.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 12:02 AM



I'd use a different device on another network (different IP address) -- AnnaS's entire computer/phone may be compromised...

Posted by: Zettai at November 24, 2022 12:05 AM (Waapu)

410 I'd poke Tay Tay...

But a relationship is right out!
Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 11:34 PM (2k/G/)

----------

Yes. You have to impose limits or things just get out of the of control.

*puffs pipe thoughtfully*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 12:05 AM (Qzn2/)

411

🦃

Posted by: Zettai at November 24, 2022 12:06 AM (Waapu)

412 Locked out of the scam account...

No, this is pretty much standard operating procedure at PayPal.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 12:08 AM (Bd6X8)

413 House is redolent with the smell of pumpkin pie, they just came out of the oven. Been doing them for nearly 40 years now.

It started one year the day before Thanksgiving, my wife got overwhelmed with prep and said "I can't do these so I said I would take care of them. And here we are all these years later.

Looking at our family it seems we'll leave a fine legacy. Not a bad way for a man to leave this life.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 24, 2022 12:08 AM (KATBx)

414 385 if they think there has been something suspicious they will lock your account and then call from an Oregon number. When you get back in, transfer your money to your bank and do so on a regular basis. Don’t leave it in your PayPal account. I don’t trust it, either.

Posted by: Piper at November 24, 2022 12:08 AM (ZdaMQ)

415 Well, I got all the cars and stuff that needs to be sheltered over the Winter driven, rolled, or dragged into the big shop, and the door closed against the weather.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 12:08 AM (pR48g)

416 Well, I got all the cars and stuff that needs to be sheltered over the Winter driven, rolled, or dragged into the big shop, and the door closed against the weather.

You heading down this way next month?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 12:09 AM (Bd6X8)

417 Good night, y’all. It’s a little after 11p and past my bedtime.

Posted by: Piper at November 24, 2022 12:10 AM (ZdaMQ)

418 I did call from the website bits it closed. Of course. I thought scam to begin with, but I cannot use PayPal to access my money. I guess there is not much I can do until Friday. I will call and find what about my business I have to tell them to get my account opened and then I will move my money out IF they haven’t confiscated it! I work with criminal attorneys. And I am old! I will back off!

Posted by: AnnaS at November 24, 2022 12:10 AM (l4l/z)

419 I will Not back off I meant :-)

Posted by: AnnaS at November 24, 2022 12:11 AM (l4l/z)

420 You heading down this way next month?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 12:09 AM (Bd6X

Current departure day is Friday, barring snags.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 12:11 AM (pR48g)

421 A discussion on the political turmoil in Brazil, on Tommy's Podcast

https://tinyurl.com/mr3nprc4

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 12:13 AM (xhaym)

422 I will Not back off I meant :-)

Glad you clarified.

If there's a particular reason you're using PayPal there may be an alternative out there that can also suit your needs.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 12:13 AM (Bd6X8)

423 I work with criminal attorneys. And I am old! I will back off!
Posted by: AnnaS at November 24, 2022 12:10 AM (l4l/z)

All attorneys are criminal attorneys. some are just more criminal than others.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 12:13 AM (pR48g)

424 I would be curious to see what PayPal's terms of service say about its power to withhold customer funds.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 12:13 AM (Qzn2/)

425 I think "pop" music is a class unto itself.

There is tons of pop music from every decade that I like - that is not very good music!

Each of the true pop hits has some undefinable "ear worm" quality to it.

An analysis of that would certainly be worthy of a good dedicated music thread.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 24, 2022 12:13 AM (HlyYF)

426 In September, Secretary of Labor Marty Walsh brokered a tentative deal between rail unions and rail carriers while President Joe Biden and Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg were out of town. Union concerns centered around sick time and scheduling, and Walsh’s work appeared to have avoided a strike that had the potential for far-reaching consequences on the American economy. However, the deal has fallen to pieces, and the clock is ticking as a December 9 strike looms.

https://tinyurl.com/2ce7xa8u

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 12:14 AM (MVxcn)

427 All attorneys are criminal attorneys. some are just more criminal than others.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 12:13 AM (pR48g)

---------

Heh. That's what came to my mind too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 12:14 AM (Qzn2/)

428 Current departure day is Friday, barring snags.

I'll be in the valley Monday afternoon. Which I think would make it a near miss on timing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 12:14 AM (Bd6X8)

429 413 House is redolent with the smell of pumpkin pie, they just came out of the oven. Been doing them for nearly 40 years now.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 24, 2022 12:08 AM


Surely your house is full of pies by now!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 24, 2022 12:15 AM (HlyYF)

430 Hello Horde.

So my "prep" tonight just after sundown SoCal time was to choose which of my 6 BBQ units would be chosen to cook not one, but two 21 lbs. birds for tomorrow's feast. The birds have been brining now for close to 24 hrs. and the cooking will commence at 0500 hours to make the desired plating time 0f 1500 hrs.

This year, I have chosen my trusty 20 year old New Braunfels stick burner and my 1990's Brinkmann Upright Smoker for the honors. Both units have gone through 2 refirbs yet still kick out tasty meat with charcoal and wood chunks.

There is no need to wish me "luck" I have been doing BBQ since 1992.

Should have left nursing years ago as family said I had the talent for this...yet, I still am committed to taking care of people.





Posted by: Nightwatch at November 24, 2022 12:15 AM (J00IM)

431

I've read Brazil's supreme court (or some such) has denied Bolsonaro's appeal...

Maybe the army will jump in -- ??

Posted by: Zettai at November 24, 2022 12:16 AM (5B8p4)

432 I would be curious to see what PayPal's terms of service say about its power to withhold customer funds.

From here: https://bit.ly/3Vp1VhO

Holding the balance in your Balance Account, the balance in your business account, or any money waiting to be claimed through your personal account if you do not have a Balance Account linked to your personal account, for up to 180 days if reasonably needed to protect against the risk of liability or if you have violated our Acceptable Use Policy. The hold may remain in place longer than 180 days according to Court Orders, Regulatory Requirements, or Other Legal Processes;

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 12:17 AM (Bd6X8)

433 However, the deal has fallen to pieces, and the clock is ticking as a December 9 strike looms.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 12:14 AM


Sounds like Biden and Buttigieg must have finally gotten involved.

Those two have the opposite of the Midas Touch.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 24, 2022 12:18 AM (HlyYF)

434 I've read Brazil's supreme court (or some such) has denied Bolsonaro's appeal...
Maybe the army will jump in -- ??
Posted by: Zettai at November 24, 2022 12:16 AM (5B8p4)


FWIU, the Army has final review of the election, and as always in South America, can have the final decision. I think that was what was brokered at the end of the last military junta

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 12:19 AM (xhaym)

435 Each of the true pop hits has some undefinable "ear worm" quality to it.

An analysis of that would certainly be worthy of a good dedicated music thread.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 24, 2022 12:13 AM (HlyYF)

It's called "hooks" and good pop music producers know how to make them happen. I spoke of WWOZ earlier. Heard a good story there, about the Frankie Ford record, "Sea Cruise". Doctor John was a producer on it, along with Allen Toussaint, IIRC. The Doctor hated the opening sound effects, calling them "cheesy". He got outvoted, and the song became a huge pop hit:

https://youtu.be/-EzBGs4Dy84

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 12:19 AM (pR48g)

436 Should have left nursing years ago as family said I had the talent for this...yet, I still am committed to taking care of people.

Sounds like you'll be taking excellent care of your guests tomorrow.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 12:19 AM (Bd6X8)

437 This year, I have chosen my trusty 20 year old New Braunfels stick burner and my 1990's Brinkmann Upright Smoker for the honors. Both units have gone through 2 refirbs yet still kick out tasty meat with charcoal and wood chunks.

There is no need to wish me "luck" I have been doing BBQ since 1992.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 24, 2022 12:15 AM


Where's the challenge in that?

AOP has a 1950's oven with a sketchy pilot light that is just itching to cook a turkey this Thanksgiving.

I am sure he would overnight it to you!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 24, 2022 12:21 AM (HlyYF)

438 Is that true BB? I guess I am F—-ed. I did not know they could do that. I have done nothing to them except pay 2.7% of my money I run through there!

Posted by: AnnaS at November 24, 2022 12:22 AM (l4l/z)

439 AOP has a 1950's oven with a sketchy pilot light that is just itching to cook a turkey this Thanksgiving.

I am sure he would overnight it to you!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 24, 2022 12:21 AM (HlyYF)

Heh. I am now pretty convinced it is not a "standing pilot". The oven control knob must be pushed in before it can be turned. Looks like the pilot must be lit each time the oven is used. Which is fine by me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 12:24 AM (pR48g)

440 I prefer the pop garbage of my youth.
Posted by: SMH

Being an early Gen-Xer, late 70's pop was great.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 24, 2022 12:25 AM (JmkXA)

441 ..Heh. I am now pretty convinced it is not a "standing pilot". The oven control knob must be pushed in before it can be turned. Looks like the pilot must be lit each time the oven is used. Which is fine by me. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 12:24 AM (pR48g)

Wire in one of those pushbutton Peizio sparkers the outdoor grills use. Maybe fabricate a separate sheet metal holder for the button, up by the burner knobs, attached via an existing fastener on the stove? Don't want no holes drilled through that porcelain clad beauty!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 24, 2022 12:27 AM (e6UQI)

442 It's called "hooks" and good pop music producers know how to make them happen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 12:19 AM


I agree, they almost all have a great hook.

However, look at all of the one-hit wonders that tried to re-create the magic with their original producer, and then again later with a different producer.

There is some "catch lightning in a bottle" aspect to a pop hit.

I find that concept very intriguing!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 24, 2022 12:27 AM (HlyYF)

443 You know what is truly sad yet not unexpected...

That this POS Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg... who knows not a DAMN THING about how National Commerce works... continues to totally "F" up the day to day logistics of goods and services within the UNITED STATES.

BUT!!! He is GHEY...so the MSM and other GUB'M entities give the pass on his complete...disgusting...ineptitude.

He ranks 2 steps below the Cameltoe Harris.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 24, 2022 12:29 AM (J00IM)

444 Is that true BB? I guess I am F—-ed. I did not know they could do that. I have done nothing to them except pay 2.7% of my money I run through there!

Part of the terms of service, which may or may not have been in place when you signed up. But they have an out there, too. All those terms of service update emails have something in there about by continuing to use their service you indicate agreement with the new terms.

Not a lawyer, so none of this can construed as legal advice. Give them the bare minimum to get your cash out then tell 'em to get "f---ed", as you so eloquently put it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 12:29 AM (Bd6X8)

445 Wire in one of those pushbutton Peizio sparkers the outdoor grills use. Maybe fabricate a separate sheet metal holder for the button, up by the burner knobs, attached via an existing fastener on the stove? Don't want no holes drilled through that porcelain clad beauty!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 24, 2022 12:27 AM (e6UQI)

That's a good idea, but one of those long-shanked barbecue lighters works fine, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 12:29 AM (pR48g)

446 AOP has a 1950's oven with a sketchy pilot light that is just itching to cook a turkey this Thanksgiving.

I am sure he would overnight it to you!


I didn't know AOP was working on an intracontinental capable trubechet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 12:30 AM (Bd6X8)

447 >>> Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 11:56 PM (e6UQI)


If you're still up I have the concrete poured and the flange pipe glued in and fastened like you suggested. I was a bit apprehensive because I'd never worked with concrete before but everything went smooth. I'll be putting the "throne" down on Tuesday or Wednesday next week to give the 'crete plenty of time to cure. My original plan was a bit sketchy so I'm happy with this more proper permanent fix.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 24, 2022 12:31 AM (mShwQ)

448 Hey, Ray!
Tell them who we are

Well, we're big rock singers
We got toes and fingers
And we're loved everywhere we go
We sing about beauty and we sing about truth
At ten thousand dollars a show

Posted by: Dennis Locorriere at November 24, 2022 12:33 AM (4I/2K)

449 That this POS Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg... who knows not a DAMN THING about how National Commerce works... continues to totally "F" up the day to day logistics of goods and services within the UNITED STATES.

He ranks 2 steps below the Cameltoe Harris.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 24, 2022 12:29 AM


How many of the 537 elected officials of the Congress and the Executive, plus the cabinet heads, could change a tire by themselves if they had a flat at night on a back road?

These people are not "problems solvers"! I have no faith in them solving a simple problem, much less a complicated multi-variant problem.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 24, 2022 12:33 AM (HlyYF)

450 I may have linked this before, but here is a very cool song from 1998 by a guy named Virgil Brown, who did one CD, that was hugely popular in my area. He toured to support it, and played Calgary, and I was there and met him. And then he just vanished. Apparently he just got disgusted with the music biz, and returned to Seattle and opened a coffee shop. He is playing his guitar through a Leslie speaker, which accounts for the haunting sound:

https://youtu.be/OApy7zBIyKs

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 12:34 AM (pR48g)

451 banana Dream, I only watched RedEye a few times because it came on really late at night. So I don't know how to compare Gutfeld and Redeye. Gutfeld has a good variety of guests on the show and regulars such as Kat Timpf and Tyrus.

Posted by: Theodore at November 24, 2022 12:34 AM (pGonq)

452 Good Night all.

Posted by: Theodore at November 24, 2022 12:35 AM (pGonq)

453 and Happy Thanksgiving!

Posted by: Theodore at November 24, 2022 12:35 AM (pGonq)

454 Why Is There a Concrete Shortage in the US?

https://tinyurl.com/ycyfsn5k

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 12:36 AM (MVxcn)

455 437

You owe me a keyboard as the ejected mouthful of wine as now destroyed....

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 24, 2022 12:36 AM (J00IM)

456 I didn't know AOP was working on an intracontinental capable trubechet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 12:30 AM


That is just the kind of solution that a Moron Horde is capable of creating with the liberal application of ethanol at a MoMe.

We certainly don't attend just to look pretty!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 24, 2022 12:37 AM (HlyYF)

457 Tis time.

May this Thanksgiving far surpass your expectations in every way.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe stay warm and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 24, 2022 12:37 AM (KATBx)

458 Nite, IG.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 12:38 AM (pR48g)

459 Do they make "strike anywhere" kitchen matches any more?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 24, 2022 12:38 AM (63Dwl)

460 Niters, IG.

No expectations. Just another day with the hubby.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 12:38 AM (MVxcn)

461 We love ya, SMH. Just keep bein' you.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at November 24, 2022 12:38 AM (T4tVD)

462 banana Dream... awesome, and Serious Congrats!

When you've got it all buttoned down and cleaned up, you'll have a sense of pride that you Did It Right, and it's not a half-assed bailing wire n' duct tape job.

Welcome to the world of Craftsmanship. It's addicting!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 24, 2022 12:39 AM (e6UQI)

463 Do they make "strike anywhere" kitchen matches any more?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 24, 2022 12:38 AM (63Dwl)

They do, but they are not as good as the old Eddy matches.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 12:39 AM (pR48g)

464 Oh dang,

Mrs. Nightwatch is going now with the " You have to get up early...shouldn't you be going to bed now??....(Glare)

Soon wife soon... (I'm not done yet)

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 24, 2022 12:40 AM (J00IM)

465 That this POS Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg... who knows not a DAMN THING about how National Commerce works... continues to totally "F" up the day to day logistics of goods and services within the UNITED STATES.

He ranks 2 steps below the Cameltoe Harris.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 24, 2022 12:29 AM

He's 5 steps below a discarded colostomy bag.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2022 12:41 AM (VwHCD)

466 Heh, thanks, y'all.

I try to maintain my status as 'least favorite 'ette', but it's hard at times.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 12:41 AM (MVxcn)

467 I intend to do just that BB. I want to be furious but I think the best move is to give them what they wants to know then move my money out and find another service. Thank you for the information. I hope i can circumvent the 180 clause.

Posted by: AnnaS at November 24, 2022 12:42 AM (l4l/z)

468 When you've got it all buttoned down and cleaned up, you'll have a sense of pride that you Did It Right, and it's not a half-assed bailing wire n' duct tape job.

Welcome to the world of Craftsmanship. It's addicting!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 24, 2022 12:39 AM (e6UQI)

With all that fine work, I hope it gets crowned with a Ferguson Toilet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 12:42 AM (pR48g)

469 I try to maintain my status as 'least favorite 'ette', but it's hard at times.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 12:41 AM (MVxcn)

Well then, let me tell you are totally fucking it up. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2022 12:43 AM (VwHCD)

470 You owe me a keyboard as the ejected mouthful of wine as now destroyed....

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 24, 2022 12:36 AM


Order up!!!

AOP please be sure to place a new keyboard inside the oven before you launch it to Nightwatch via the trebuchet.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 24, 2022 12:43 AM (HlyYF)

471 ..With all that fine work, I hope it gets crowned with a Ferguson Toilet. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 12:42 AM (pR48g)


Al Bundy Endorsed, Al Bundy Approved.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 24, 2022 12:45 AM (e6UQI)

472 AOP please be sure to place a new keyboard inside the oven before you launch it to Nightwatch via the trebuchet.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 24, 2022 12:43 AM (HlyYF)

Heh. Hey, here is a keyboard question: is there an adaptor that would allow one to connect an old-style keyboard with the round connector to a USB port?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 12:45 AM (pR48g)

473 Heh. Hey, here is a keyboard question: is there an adaptor that would allow one to connect an old-style keyboard with the round connector to a USB port?

A PS/2 style, or original?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 12:46 AM (Bd6X8)

474 Welcome to the world of Craftsmanship. It's addicting!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 24, 2022 12:39 AM (e6UQI)

You don't say. lol
Eventually it gets so addicting you don't do any frigging thing normal anymore.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2022 12:47 AM (VwHCD)

475 A PS/2 style, or original?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 12:46 AM (Bd6X

PS/2 were the small round ones, right? And the old style was a similar shape, but about four times bigger?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 12:47 AM (pR48g)

476 Actually got the double glare sooooo...

Goodnight Horde.

May you all have blessed and joyful Thanksgiving.

There are still things that we can be thankful for in these difficult times, please try and find them.

Nightwatch out...

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 24, 2022 12:47 AM (J00IM)

477 We have not really had a least-favored ette of late. Mostly the assholes have been us of late. I have faith though. One shall claim the title.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 24, 2022 12:48 AM (KFhLj)

478 >>> With all that fine work, I hope it gets crowned with a Ferguson Toilet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 12:42 AM (pR48g)


Yeah, no. 8 grand toilets are not going to be installed in my house. The pictures on the web make it look like a white frog trying to bite my ass when I sit.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 24, 2022 12:49 AM (mShwQ)

479 Nite, Nightwatch.

Happy Thanksgiving!

(Happy Thanksgiving to all!)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 24, 2022 12:49 AM (HlyYF)

480 We have not really had a least-favored ette of late. Mostly the assholes have been us of late. I have faith though. One shall claim the title.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 24, 2022 12:48 AM (KFhLj)

We need to embrace the blessings of Proportional Misrepresentation.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 12:49 AM (pR48g)

481 PS/2 were the small round ones, right? And the old style was a similar shape, but about four times bigger?

Yep. I used to have both, but they must have been tossed in the last move. They did exist, probably still do, just harder to find.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 12:50 AM (Bd6X8)

482 Yeah, no. 8 grand toilets are not going to be installed in my house. The pictures on the web make it look like a white frog trying to bite my ass when I sit.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 24, 2022 12:49 AM (mShwQ)

My brother, who does some fancy renovations put it this way when I was looking for a nice toilet. " don't get picky, you're just gonna shit in it"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2022 12:53 AM (VwHCD)

483 .Heh. I am now pretty convinced it is not a "standing pilot". The oven control knob must be pushed in before it can be turned. Looks like the pilot must be lit each time the oven is used. Which is fine by me
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If the oven is new to you, a question that ought to be addressed is whether it is jetted for propane or nat. gas.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 24, 2022 12:53 AM (Khgxe)

484 AOP, looks like PS/2 style keyboard (and mouse) adapters are still readily available, even on Amazon. Still looking for the original style.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 12:53 AM (Bd6X8)

485 Happy Thanksgiving to you all. As a mostly lurker I am grateful for you all. Many blessings upon you.

Posted by: Cindy C at November 24, 2022 12:54 AM (EVIuY)

486 Howdy all... Happy Thanksgiving to all of you!

Food prep's done for today. Tomorrow will be taking it easy, maybe do a little yard w*rk before cooking our (very simplified) holiday meal for 2. Weather turned back to mild and sunny for a few days, so will take advantage of it and catch up a bit outdoors.

Been meaning to horde-source an answer regarding ivermectin:

Apparently it doesn't 'play well' with statins, according to the drug interaction chart. How serious? I take 10mg atorvastatin daily and wonder what would happen if I ever needed to take ivermectin?

Posted by: JQ at November 24, 2022 12:56 AM (dpnJh)

487 Food prep's done for today. Tomorrow will be taking it easy, maybe do a little yard w*rk before cooking our (very simplified) holiday meal for 2. Weather turned back to mild and sunny for a few days, so will take advantage of it and catch up a bit outdoors.
___

Pretty much the same here...which is a blessing in itself.

Have no clue about statins.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 12:59 AM (MVxcn)

488 Yep. I used to have both, but they must have been tossed in the last move. They did exist, probably still do, just harder to find.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 12:50 AM (Bd6X

I checked. Amazon has adaptors that accept the PS/2 plugs of keyboards and mouse, and output a male USB. I have a bunch of nice, quality PS/2 keyboards.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 12:59 AM (pR48g)

489 Here We Go: WHO to Rename ‘Monkeypox’ Virus to ‘MPOX’ as Pressure Mounts from the Biden Regime

https://tinyurl.com/2p8txrb6

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 01:00 AM (MVxcn)

490 If the oven is new to you, a question that ought to be addressed is whether it is jetted for propane or nat. gas.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 24, 2022 12:53 AM (Khgxe)

Both. The burner orifices have threaded hoods. Screw them right down for LP gas, back them of a turn or so for natural gas.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 01:01 AM (pR48g)

491 Original style IBM keyboard connector (5 pin DIN plug) to USB, I found one source, and they want 40 bucks for it:

https://bit.ly/3i8ccR0

You might be able to get away with an adapter from the DIN plug to the PS/2, then another adapter to USB. Might not work, but you won't know until it's fried until you try.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 01:02 AM (Bd6X8)

492 "But the Biden administration for months worried that the virus’ name was deepening stigma — especially among people of color"
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I don't feel stigmatized, but then again, I'm not a gay male who likes to travel down the Hershey Highway either.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 01:03 AM (MVxcn)

493 The old original PC keyboard connectors were about 3/4" in diameter. I quite forget the nomenclature on those, though. The later PS/2 were not quite 1/2", maybe 7/16" or so.

I for one am a heretic. I hated the original IBM PC keyboard. Loud as hell, and a writer could keep an entire household up at night if the muse struck and the writing flowed.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 24, 2022 01:03 AM (e6UQI)

494 I checked. Amazon has adaptors that accept the PS/2 plugs of keyboards and mouse, and output a male USB. I have a bunch of nice, quality PS/2 keyboards.

Cool, I can go tilt at other windmills now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 01:04 AM (Bd6X8)

495 Woke German Soccer Team Focused on Politics Instead of the Game, Delivered Shock Loss By Japan

https://tinyurl.com/mvy774zp

I don't give a rip about soccer, never have, never will.

But reading this did make me smile.

Go Japan.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 01:06 AM (MVxcn)

496 You might be able to get away with an adapter from the DIN plug to the PS/2, then another adapter to USB. Might not work, but you won't know until it's fried until you try.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 01:02 AM (Bd6X

I might just have the DIN to PS/2 adaptor kicking around here. I probably have a half-dozen PS/2 and/or XT keyboards here, and they were really well built.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 01:07 AM (pR48g)

497 Woke German Soccer Team Focused on Politics Instead of the Game, Delivered Shock Loss By Japan

What a shame, they used to be such close allies.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 01:07 AM (Bd6X8)

498 lol Blanco

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 01:08 AM (MVxcn)

499 Woke German Soccer Team Focused on Politics Instead of the Game, Delivered Shock Loss By Japan

What a shame, they used to be such close allies.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 01:07 AM (Bd6X

That's a terrible thing to say.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 24, 2022 01:08 AM (4I/2K)

500 What a shame, they used to be such close allies.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 01:07 AM (Bd6X

Or an even closer Axis.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 01:10 AM (pR48g)

501 I might just have the DIN to PS/2 adaptor kicking around here. I probably have a half-dozen PS/2 and/or XT keyboards here, and they were really well built.

Someone at IBM must have said they wanted the keyboards to be bulletproof, and the engineers were a bit more literal then the execs counted on.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 01:10 AM (Bd6X8)

502 405 The glory days of the FM disc-jockey with the boxes of albums, playing deep cuts and relating stories of what he knew (often, quite a LOT) about the bands, artists, stories behind the songs.

WMMR in Phila has two free-range DJs who are allowed that freedom. The mid-day guy and the evening guy. They're still forced to play the Red Hot Chili Peppers, but they come up with new, old, and/or local stuff that you never hear.

Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2022 12:02 AM (CaJIi)


"93.3 WMMR Rocks !" Great memories of listening to MMR at the extreme edge of reception down in Dover, DE in the late 70s-early 80s. DaBella, Tearson, Robert (pronounced Ro-Bear), Sciaky, Bonadonna...this station helped to greatly expand my rock music vocabulary. I still have some air check tapes around here somewhere...

Posted by: goozer at November 24, 2022 01:10 AM (nQJfz)

503 Hey Horde, Had a couple of drinks with the neighbors for the dessert exchange, I am kind of behind schedule on Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 24, 2022 01:11 AM (a4EWo)

504 {{DDS}}

Sounds like a lovely evening

Posted by: JQ at November 24, 2022 01:13 AM (dpnJh)

505 The Coming Beast System

Even if you live in a red state like Florida, Georgia, Tennessee or Texas, you will not be insulated or protected from the beast system because its claws are already dug into the infrastructure of all 50 states.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8c3fvt

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 01:15 AM (MVxcn)

506 Hey DDS.

Just reading some stuff here.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 01:15 AM (MVxcn)

507 Well, I looked in m keyboard drawer: two PS/2 only, one hybrid PS/2 - USB, and two DIN. And a DIN to PS/2 adaptor. And one nifty USB keyboard, with neon-green keys. Trying it out; keys are a little stiff.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 01:17 AM (pR48g)

508 There are 1 billion digital surveillance cameras connected to the Internet worldwide. And 50 million of them are in US. That’s more per capita than they have in China, according to Jabbi.

The difference is that in China the people know they are being watched 24/7 and they’re compliant, because they know there will be penalties for violating the rules. They know they are slaves and they accept it.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 01:18 AM (MVxcn)

509 JQ, SMH, Happy Thanksgiving. I made a complete mess of my kitchen today, I used so much stuff that I don't normally use, baking requires precision instruments and they all got dirty today.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 24, 2022 01:19 AM (a4EWo)

510 Everybody has to have something to bleieve in, and I believe I will have another rum and coke.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 01:21 AM (pR48g)

511 I have assiduously avoided getting bogged down in a mortgage here in Toronto.

1. Real estate is stupid. For the past 10 years I've been here, collusion between developers, real estate agents, renovation contractors, and the government has led to a situation where only generational deed holders (i.e. you purchased no later than 1990) are actually going to survive this.

700 sq. ft. condos are topping 600K in Toronto and that doesn't include association fees. Bungalows are hitting 1 mil, easy.

A bank will give me a 600K mortgage without blinking. By my math, I can responsibly pay for 250K. Now extrapolate that across a market where even 500K barely exists, and people are so severely overleveraged, even with the most favorable rates imaginable. Now comes the good part:

2. You cannot get a fixed rate for more than 5 years. To my understanding, a bank will lend on a 30-year amortization with a 5-year rate. After 5 years, the mortgage must be refinanced at the prevailing rate for another 5, rince and repeat. This was a colossal bubble waiting to happen.

3. Inflation is bad, but rate increases and the subsequent layoffs haven't impacted here yet. But they will.

Posted by: Oldstoke at November 24, 2022 01:24 AM (TH2A9)

512 JQ, SMH, Happy Thanksgiving. I made a complete mess of my kitchen today, I used so much stuff that I don't normally use, baking requires precision instruments and they all got dirty today.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 24, 2022 01:19 AM (a4EWo)

Tonight Mrs B, her niece, and her niece's kids made a shitload of pies for the families for tomorrow and turned the new kitchen into Planet Destructon.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2022 01:24 AM (VwHCD)

513 2. You cannot get a fixed rate for more than 5 years. To my understanding, a bank will lend on a 30-year amortization with a 5-year rate. After 5 years, the mortgage must be refinanced at the prevailing rate for another 5, rince and repeat. This was a colossal bubble waiting to happen.

3. Inflation is bad, but rate increases and the subsequent layoffs haven't impacted here yet. But they will.
Posted by: Oldstoke at November 24, 2022 01:24 AM (TH2A9)

Toronto and Vancouver are probably the two worst housing markets in the country. If you ain't in, you're out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 01:27 AM (pR48g)

514 Is the beast system bulletproof?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 24, 2022 01:31 AM (KFhLj)

515 "Tonight Mrs B, her niece, and her niece's kids made a shitload of pies for the families for tomorrow and turned the new kitchen into Planet Destructon."

New kitchen got its shakedown cruise! Sounds like it was a success.

Jeez, couldn't even fit more than 3 people in my humble old kitchen LOL

Posted by: JQ at November 24, 2022 01:32 AM (dpnJh)

516 Toronto and Vancouver are probably the two worst housing markets in the country. If you ain't in, you're out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 01:27 AM (pR48g)



If you want to see some corruption, you need look no further than Canadian real estate agents, specifically the ones with certain eastern European backgrounds. They take it to an entirely new level of filth. I have seen shit just casually done that would have ended in fraud and conspiracy charges anywhere else. The problem is that the government is in on it because property flipping drives up property taxes.

Real estate agents tell homeowners to reno prior to sale to drive up the price, so they invest 10s of thousands to do so, making their connected contractors rich. The buyers then gut the place, throwing the new countertops on the curb for nothing more than being the wrong color.

There's no reason to demand a seller do renos in that condition. The premium they earned is typically a wash when compared to the cost. However, commissions are higher, so the seller takes a net loss.

Posted by: Oldstoke at November 24, 2022 01:35 AM (TH2A9)

517 (continued)

The agents, banks, government, and contractors are engaged in a feedback loop that ratchets prices higher and higher, with 2 full renos per home sale (usually!), causing the rise in sale prices to bake 2 50K+ renos into the formula.

The banks just encourage it by smiling and allowing people to make the noose by which they will be hung.

Home sales are down 50% from the number 1 year ago. It's going to go down hard, and the clock is ticking on every single overleveraged mortgage.

Posted by: Oldstoke at November 24, 2022 01:39 AM (TH2A9)

518 Real estate agents tell homeowners to reno prior to sale to drive up the price, so they invest 10s of thousands to do so, making their connected contractors rich. The buyers then gut the place, throwing the new countertops on the curb for nothing more than being the wrong color.

There's no reason to demand a seller do renos in that condition. The premium they earned is typically a wash when compared to the cost. However, commissions are higher, so the seller takes a net loss.
Posted by: Oldstoke at November 24, 2022 01:35 AM (TH2A9)

I think this is true. Used to be the local hotel had the Home Network on, with all those home reno shows. Some couple would buy a perfectly nice house, then rip it all to shit, and reno it in some new faddish style. Threw out perfectly good stuff, too. You know, instead of taking a sledge hammer to old kitchen cabinets, why not take them off the wall, and haul them to Habitat For Humanity's Re-Store? Might even get some tax credits.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 01:42 AM (pR48g)

519 Bers, I can only imagine. lol

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 24, 2022 01:43 AM (a4EWo)

520 I don't feel so bad being in S.F. with a 30-year fixed at 3.25% and $163k to go.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 24, 2022 01:44 AM (JmkXA)

521 I don't feel so bad being in S.F. with a 30-year fixed at 3.25% and $163k to go.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 24, 2022 01:44 AM (JmkXA)

Well, if you have a lucrative case, be sure to make a lump sum payment to principal when you can. It's amazing how fast that debt will melt away if you overpay now and then.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 01:46 AM (pR48g)

522 Making money online is more than $15k just by doing simple work from home. I received $18376 last month. It's an easy and simple job to do and its earnings are much better than regular office jobs and even a little child can do this and earn money. Everybody must try this job by just use the info on this page..... www.richsalaries.com

Posted by: Emily Cooper at November 24, 2022 01:48 AM (+RXX+)

523 Is the beast system bulletproof?

It will last until everyone tries to charge their EV's at the same time and takes the grid down.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 01:50 AM (Bd6X8)

524 AOP. Too right. And now? No more mortgage.

You can turn a 30 yr in to a 10/12 year, with a couple extra payments per year.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 24, 2022 01:52 AM (e6UQI)

525 I think this is true. Used to be the local hotel had the Home Network on, with all those home reno shows. Some couple would buy a perfectly nice house, then rip it all to shit, and reno it in some new faddish style. Threw out perfectly good stuff, too. You know, instead of taking a sledge hammer to old kitchen cabinets, why not take them off the wall, and haul them to Habitat For Humanity's Re-Store? Might even get some tax credits.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 01:42 AM (pR48g)

A friend of mine busted his balls updating a lot of his house to sell it after he had no real bites. He did new floors, pained every room, and did some other stuff. It had a recent kitchen and baths. The dude that bought it frigging gutted it. My brother warned me not to put money into my old house when I decided to sell it. I didn't listen, but I was doing the work, so for 35K that I put into the house sold for 100K more than it would have had I not touched it, which gave me the money to dump into the new house. Had I payed contractors to do my old house I might have been screwed, or broke even, and it wouldn't have payed to touch it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2022 01:52 AM (VwHCD)

526 Posted by: Emily Cooper at November 24, 2022 01:48 AM (+RXX+)

That's a brilliant idea, Emily. Goats really do appreciate it when you blow them. Too bad they don't have any money.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 01:53 AM (pR48g)

527 We have not really had a least-favored ette of late. Mostly the assholes have been us of late. I have faith though. One shall claim the title.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 24, 2022 12:48 AM (KFhLj)

We need to embrace the blessings of Proportional Misrepresentation.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I volunteer to be least favorite'ette...it's the least I can do after all these years!😎🤗

Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2022 01:54 AM (UUBmN)

528 You can turn a 30 yr in to a 10/12 year, with a couple extra payments per year.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 24, 2022 01:52 AM (e6UQI)

That was about my timeline.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 01:54 AM (pR48g)

529 I volunteer to be least favorite'ette...it's the least I can do after all these years!😎🤗
Posted by: lin-duh
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Sorry.

You're too nice.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 01:55 AM (MVxcn)

530 A friend of mine busted his balls updating a lot of his house to sell it after he had no real bites. He did new floors, pained every room, and did some other stuff. It had a recent kitchen and baths. The dude that bought it frigging gutted it. My brother warned me not to put money into my old house when I decided to sell it. I didn't listen, but I was doing the work, so for 35K that I put into the house sold for 100K more than it would have had I not touched it, which gave me the money to dump into the new house. Had I payed contractors to do my old house I might have been screwed, or broke even, and it wouldn't have payed to touch it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2022 01:52 AM (VwHCD)

And if you are a buyer, why pay the big bucks for a freshly-renovated house if you are just going to gut it and reno it again anyway? Buy a run-down dump for less money, and then gut and reno.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 01:58 AM (pR48g)

531 Sorry.

You're too nice.
Posted by: SMH
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I am not!!

Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2022 01:59 AM (UUBmN)

532 Crap, it's late! Laters...

Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2022 02:00 AM (UUBmN)

533 lol lin-duh

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 02:01 AM (MVxcn)

534 Well, I know why that nifty-looking green keyboard was languishing in a drawer. It was clumsy to use. Switched it out for an HP keyboard. Massively better.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 02:02 AM (pR48g)

535 Nite, Lin-duh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 02:02 AM (pR48g)

536 Well, midnight here at stately Peon Manor. Time for me to go to bed. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 02:04 AM (pR48g)

537 Lin-duh.

You're the Door Prize Wench at the TX Mo Meet.

The very definition of nice.

Plus, your daughter is the finest shooter I have ever coached in over 30 years of teaching and coaching. Don't make me tell her that YOU are not nice!

Daughter needs to get introduced to a SERIOUS .22 accuracy rifle. Anshutz Olympic Free Rifle, kind of thing. Ten shots into one single hole at 33 ft. They have tech to prove that it's ten separate shots, and not "one" and nine throwaways. A micrometer determines the winner, these days.

She is THAT GOOD. Believe me on this, my NICE friend.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 24, 2022 02:06 AM (e6UQI)

538 And if you are a buyer, why pay the big bucks for a freshly-renovated house if you are just going to gut it and reno it again anyway? Buy a run-down dump for less money, and then gut and reno.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 01:58 AM (pR48g)

Because people are fucking stupid. This is what they do.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2022 02:11 AM (VwHCD)

539 Earlier, just polished off a pound and a half, maybe two pounds of venison steaks, practically a tradition here before the turkey dinner. Very good, an appetizer.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 24, 2022 02:19 AM (geVLo)

540 ..Earlier, just polished off a pound and a half, maybe two pounds of venison steaks, practically a tradition here before the turkey dinner. Very good, an appetizer.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 24, 2022 02:19 AM (geVLo)


Oh, deer!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 24, 2022 02:22 AM (e6UQI)

541 Sorry. It's like you get a high off of the pure protein. Happy Thanksgiving!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 24, 2022 02:26 AM (geVLo)

542 So another RedState.com writer (hack?), is attacking President Trump over 2022 midterm losses. This time it's Jeff Charles blaming DJT for the Senate and House losses in Alaska. Jeff apparently just wants readers to totally ignore the fact that the Republican Party went all in for Lisa Murkowski and Democrat Mary Petola, against their OWN CANDIDATES, Kelly Tshibaka and Sarah Palin.

And yet at good-ole RedState.com, everything is Trump's fault.

Funny how they don't acknowledge how the majority of President Trump's picks WON their races. And if they do happen to (as in the case of Vance in Ohio) they try to credit said wins to a myriad of reasons that have nothing to do with President Trump's endorsement.

RedState.com is a Establishment Republican site that hates President Trump. Don't subscribe to them and be quick to point out their blatant dishonesty and bias in every article they write to attack Trump.

Posted by: Tracy at November 24, 2022 02:27 AM (ias+u)

543 Red State was strong (R) back in, oh, 2004.

When they thought (R) was the same as GOPe and COC/r.

They were great at fighting Gore, four years after the fact? W/04, they did OK, too. They fought for their guy.

And they ain't done jack or shit, since then. COC/r, writ large.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 24, 2022 02:32 AM (e6UQI)

544 The GOP establishment are war time desk generals.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2022 02:34 AM (VwHCD)

545 I'm a bisexual hot yoga instructor, and my husband is a cuck who adores big black cock, together we have an all-in budget of $3 trillion and support the war in Ukraine, help us real estate faggots!

Posted by: Property Hunters International at November 24, 2022 02:43 AM (KFhLj)

546 TAMPONS ARE ESSENTIAL!

Posted by: REDDER STATE at November 24, 2022 02:49 AM (KFhLj)

547 COCKS!

COCKS EVERYWHERE!!

Posted by: REDDEST STATE at November 24, 2022 02:50 AM (KFhLj)

548 4 in a row. All your base are belong to us.

Posted by: Video Game Legion - We Are Many Pixels at November 24, 2022 02:53 AM (KFhLj)

549 FIVE

Posted by: The Comments Are Mine at November 24, 2022 02:54 AM (KFhLj)

550 Six-pack or bust!!!

Posted by: The Comments Are Mine at November 24, 2022 02:55 AM (KFhLj)

551 Well, I'm going to bed with a heavy heart. I have male and female hand carved Indian figures that customarily sit atop the table tomorrow. The male I call Squanto and the female is Elizabeth Warren. I can't find them anywhere, I did find the pinecone and twig turkey, but where the hell is Elizabeth, I am bummed.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 24, 2022 03:13 AM (a4EWo)

552 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Happy Thanksgiving!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 24, 2022 03:17 AM (sAmhv)

553 Happy Thanksgiving, Puddleglum, to you and yours.
Now I really need to go to bed.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 24, 2022 03:23 AM (a4EWo)

554 Mornin', all

Happy Thanksgiving!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 24, 2022 03:38 AM (H/7Zi)

555 Howdy!

Didn't think anybody would be around this morning.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 24, 2022 03:40 AM (sAmhv)

556 Darn! I missed you Debby.

Hope your day goes smoothly and good food and is enjoyed by family and friends

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 24, 2022 03:40 AM (H/7Zi)

557 Hey, Puddleglum.. Working today?

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 24, 2022 03:41 AM (H/7Zi)

558 My Life, I just went outside to look at the sky for a moment. I am off to bed, but Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, I know that someone will be missing at your table tomorrow. I still think of you often and hope that all is well with you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 24, 2022 03:43 AM (a4EWo)

559 Heh, apparently I'm not as awake as I thought - should've reread my comment @556 before hitting post

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 24, 2022 03:44 AM (H/7Zi)

560 Yep. Will have my Thanksgiving feast tonight, after work. Probably have some kind of Thanksgiving lunch at work. The DoD is pretty good at providing something for its minions during major holidays. I'd be happy with a quiet day.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 24, 2022 03:44 AM (sAmhv)

561 Thanks Debby. Yes, it will have two empty seats, but I like to think that now mom and dad are together again.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 24, 2022 03:46 AM (H/7Zi)

562 That's nice Puddleglum. Then wishing you a day of peace and quiet.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 24, 2022 03:48 AM (H/7Zi)

563 I put off making #1 son's birthday cake. (His birthday is Sunday but we always seem to celebrate it on T-day).

So, the New York style cheesecake needs to get started soon so that it has enough time to cool and set. This year I'm doing an apple topping. Went to the local orchard and grabbed some good jonathan apples to slice up and saute with brown sugar and cinnamon. I think I will toast some pecans to add to it too.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 24, 2022 03:52 AM (H/7Zi)

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Posted by: Tom at November 24, 2022 11:13 AM (Lds5u)

568 The transcript of Senator Kennedy's remarks is incorrect. He used the word 'vacuity,' not 'acuity.' From a Bing dictionary search, vacuity is a noun meaning: 'lack of thought or intelligence; empty-headedness.'

Posted by: Mark Stephens at November 24, 2022 12:18 PM (+enxS)

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